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Huh?
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V, you there?
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-V. V?
-Where'd she go?
Mid lane's totally open.
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-She ghosting us?
-What is she doing?
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Totally asleep at the wheel.
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Hello?
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-V?
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Good morning.
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-Indy!
-Sorry I didn't wake you.
You looked so cozy
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sleeping through one
of your fantasy beatings.
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Oh, um, wanna go to
a silent disco tonight?
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We get high, it'll be just like
a regular disco.
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I have practice.
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-Do you ever stop playing?
-Only to eat and sleep.
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Okay. Well, never say
I didn't try to get you laid.
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Oh, breakfast brownie?
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-Oh, okay.
-Made them myself.
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Cocoa, hazelnut, psilocybin.
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-Oh, low-key bitter, right?
-Low-key laced-with-shrooms!
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I can't be tripping
in class, Indy.
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Why not?
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ I can't believe
This is my life ♪
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ I can't believe
This is my life ♪
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ God could try ♪
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♪ But he's never gonna
Find a way ♪
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♪ To throw me off ♪
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♪ Not right now ♪
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♪ Can't blame a girl
From Michigan ♪
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♪ Who can't believe
She's livin' in ♪
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♪ All of this optimism
And she'll never go home ♪
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♪ Can't spend the times
Stressing about ♪
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♪ All the things
I don't know about ♪
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♪ 'Cause the truth
All I do know ♪
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♪ Is that I don't, so ♪
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♪ I'm givin' all my love
To a honeymoon phase ♪
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♪ I'm living off this high
For a day ♪
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ I can't believe
This is my life ♪
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ I can't believe
I can't believe ♪
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♪ I can't believe
This is my life ♪
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A princess and a plumber?
I'm sorry.
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-In this economy,
it's not happening.
-Hey.
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-Oh, hey.
-What'd I miss?
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The attendance sheet.
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-Really?
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All right, settle down.
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Settle down.
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The history of video games
stretches far back
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to the early 1950's.
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Novelty simulations by
adventurous students
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inadvertently formed
the foundation of what is now
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a several-hundred-billion-dollar
industry.
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Before characters like
Donkey Kong, Sonic,
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and Tomb Raider
graced our screens.
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Lara Croft is smoking.
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Tits.
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-What's your name?
-Todd.
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Todd. You're talking about
her animated endowments?
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I guess so.
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Well, that is actually
the point of her design.
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It wasn't long ago that games
were marketed entirely
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to a generation of guys.
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How many of you have played
Assassin's Creed?
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The publishers decided that
playing as a female character
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made the game un-relatable.
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So gamers could not
relate to this,
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but they could relate to this?
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But here's the thing,
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as the gaming industry
exploded in sales,
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the profile of a traditional
gamer has dramatically changed.
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And now, gamers are everyone.
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-Even Todd.
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So when some of you
decide to make games
of your own,
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for the love of God,
please consider giving
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your female characters
a pair of pants.
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Or regular-sized tits!
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Bingo!
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I'm Parker Nesby
and this is the history
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of video games.
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Parker Nesby,
I know that name.
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All right, all right,
and now with just the starters.
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Yo, out support!
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Out of here.
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Okay, yo. All right,
I'm gonna stand like--
All right, you guys,
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right here, right here, okay?
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Smile,
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raise your eyebrows,
stop smiling.
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-That's your model face.
-Who opened the toolbox?
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All right, cool,
just like some singles now.
Like of me.
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-Solo, that's a single.
-Oh.
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-Single, me.
-Okay.
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Like, you know.
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Just like a little bit quicker.
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Dabbing is not a thing anymore.
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Okay, dabbing is still a thing,
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and literally everyone
can hear you.
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Oh, Ricardo, why aren't you
in the photo?
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Like, if you catch the muscle
on accident.
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Oh, who's this?
Oh. Who's that?
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Miami's on line.
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Two minutes to game time.
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-No mercy, boys.
-Whoo.
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I might have to sit
this one out, Captain.
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I think I flexed my thumb
too hard in the warm-up.
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Let me take a look.
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Oh, oh.
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How's that feel?
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Has he ever touched you
like that?
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-One to ten.
-Oh.
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Ugh, he will never touch me
like that.
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Eleven.
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-V!
-Yeah?
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You're in!
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-Oh, my God!
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Okay, change of personnel,
but we stick to the plan.
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Points are great,
but they only matter
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in tournament seeding.
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Destroy the orb,
get the win.
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V, you run support.
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Don't screw it up.
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Betas on three!
One, two, three!
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-Betas!
-Betas!
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An allied tower
is under attack.
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Dustin! They're flanking us.
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I know what I'm doing, support!
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Then stop face-checking
and let our casters blast
at range.
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V, I need a heal over here.
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Okay, I'll be there in a second.
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Yup, my girl.
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, ugh!
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Dustin, pay attention.
I need to heal the others too.
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Quit squawking over the comms
and let me run this.
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V, seriously, chill.
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She's literally keeping
your boy in the game, Ricardo!
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Whoo! I am crushing last hits.
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-I'm wasted. They got behind me.
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Everyone, listen up,
they're outflanking us.
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Charge straight up the middle.
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Just said that.
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I need a heal.
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Running support means more than
just healing you, Dustin.
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Everyone else is dead.
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The enemy has been slayed.
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The power is mine.
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Oh, victory!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Yeah!
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And that's how it's done.
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-Suck it, Miami!
-But we almost lost.
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You're not always gonna be
so lucky.
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V, I know you think you know
what you're doing,
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but you have a lot
to learn, okay.
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And you will, from the bench.
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Seriously?
I'm a nationally ranked player!
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With far more skill
than most of you.
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That's not remotely true.
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It's kinda true.
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Look, Dustin,
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I need to have
a role on this team.
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You are support.
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If you earn a better position,
I'll give you one,
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but considering we're
the reigning collegiate champs,
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I'd say we're good as is.
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Everyone let's just be cool.
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We're all on the same team.
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-I don't know. Are we?
-Whoa, easy, V.
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Don't get all emotional,
'cause I'm not giving you
special treatment.
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Special treatment?
I earned my gaming scholarship,
because I'm a good gamer.
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Oh, hate to break it to you, V,
but the only reason
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you have a spot on this team
is because you guys have...
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-You know, vaginas.
-What?
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I actually uh--
I think it's vulvas, Dustin.
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Yeah, come again.
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Yup, vagina is just
the birth canal
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and the vulva
is the all-encompassing--
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Owen, please.
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Vaginas.
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I'm done.
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-V, come on.
-No, I'm done!
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Oh, you quit?
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-Oh.
-I quit!
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Do not touch that, Owen!
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You all have
some serious issues.
I'm out, too.
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Wow! I've never witnessed
live-action PMS.
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Clean up all that crap, Owen.
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-V, wait.
-Not now, Sloane.
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I'm done.
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Come on, Barrett.
Let me hear you!
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You're freaking me out!
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Please stop yelling.
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You've been sitting here
comatose for like an hour
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and I'm really worried about
your aura.
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It's usually like
a bright purple,
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-but right now it's like...
-My aura's fine.
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Come dance with me.
Let's go.
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Wasn't getting me out
of the dorm
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victory enough for you?
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Yes, but now you need
to move your body.
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Feel the energy of
this magical place.
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This is the cafeteria.
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Suit yourself.
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-Boo!
-Oh, Owen. Hi.
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V, it's good to see you.
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Hey, I'm-- I'm sorry
about earlier today.
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Sometimes Dustin can be--
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A real dick-bag.
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Yeah, and it's all the time.
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Like 24/7.
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So, where are the rest
of your Betas?
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Shocking, but I don't actually
hang with them much.
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I'm just, you know,
riding it out
for the scholarship.
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Oh.
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Oh yeah! Whoo!
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Ooh!
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That's my roommate.
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Oh, um, I'm gonna grab a juice.
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Can I-- Can I get you one?
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You know what?
I'm-- I'm just gonna go.
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It's just been a long week
and I'm exhausted.
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Okay. Cool.
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Yeah, well-- well,
I shall see you later, V.
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Yeah.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Thank you for shopping
at Game Home.
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Figured I'd you find you
working the hole.
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You know me,
I'm always working the hole.
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-Life goals, baby.
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You know I would like to
confirm that your manager
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makes me thirst.
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Lewis? Gets Cheetos stuck
in his beard all the time
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and says things like "ill".
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He let me cut the line
for PS5 though.
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I think I really messed up.
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Me quitting the team has made
my whole life go poof.
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I hear you, girl.
I'm in the same boat.
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Those assholes ruined gaming
for me too.
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-Yo!
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Hey, you kids wanna see
something ill?
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-No, we do not.
-Maybe.
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Guess who's an influencer now?
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This guy.
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Do you enjoy my balls?
Subscribe.
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Shall you take my elder orbs
into your mouth hole.
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Come on, it's brilliant.
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00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,645
Lewis, can you give us
a second?
254
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,940
-Girl talk.
-Have you been eating
butt cheese again?
255
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,985
Yo, dickwhistle,
wanna see something ill?
256
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,280
Sloane, if I'm not on the team,
I lose my eSports scholarship.
257
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,323
That's the only reason
I can afford to go to Barrett.
258
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,201
You know when life
doesn't go my way,
259
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,329
I usually get really high
and watch Captain Marvel.
260
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,666
-Why?
-Because Brie Larson is
super-freaking hot.
261
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,377
And it's a tremendous setup
to Endgame.
262
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:42,841
Wait.
What does Captain Marvel do?
In the bad-ass montage?
263
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,385
Oh, she gets back up. Mm-hmm.
264
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,305
-Yes, yes. We get back up.
-Okay.
265
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:52,017
We are gonna start our own team
and take down the Betas.
266
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,311
-I don't think it's that easy.
-Why not?
267
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,187
What do we need?
Some matching outfits
and a name?
268
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,607
And a team, V. We need players.
269
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,526
Sloane, we're gonna start
an all-girls team.
270
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,863
And kick the living crap
out of those Beta assholes.
271
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,450
Oh. Oh!
272
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,120
-Yes, yes, yes, yeah!
-Yes, yes, yes.
273
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,708
-Huh, what?
274
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,252
Oh...
275
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,337
Come on in.
276
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,796
Hey, you guys.
277
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,715
Welcome. Oh, it's so nice--
278
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,259
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't close the door.
279
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,053
We don't close doors here
at Barrett.
280
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,264
Okay. Oof, all right.
281
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,893
Oh, my gosh,
what a great surprise.
282
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,937
-Hey, have a drink. Yeah.
-Ooh, what's this?
283
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,314
-Kombucha.
-Oh.
284
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,024
And whale sperm.
285
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,485
Supposed to be good
for the skin, yeah.
286
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:49,824
So, I'm, uh, Dean Davis,
preferred pronouns,
he and him.
287
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,621
Oh, um, um, her/she.
288
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,289
She, Sloane.
289
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,874
Fantastic.
290
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,043
-Come on in, we'll chat.
291
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,170
Have a seat,
we'll talk a little bit.
292
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,800
I just got these fancy things--
Oh, hang on,
293
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,843
Look out, oh, no, no.
Stay where you are.
294
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,389
Don't get up. It's cool.
I just got these, you know.
295
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,766
They're a little tough
to get used to,
but I had one in college.
296
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,851
I don't know how to
use them anymore.
297
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,188
Okay, I think I should
start off by saying this is
298
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:25,402
a safe space
and anyone in the safe space
will be treated equally.
299
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,697
Uh, we're also being recorded
for liability protection,
300
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,490
mostly mine.
301
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:34,035
Uh, oh, uh, do I have
your verbal consent on that?
302
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,245
-Yeah.
-Sure.
303
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,206
Great. So, uh...
304
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,500
yeah, what brings you
to my office?
305
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,293
-I said it was
a safe space, right?
-Yeah.
306
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,920
-Yes.
-Okay, good.
307
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,965
Um, so we wanted to propose
the formation
308
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:51,136
of an all-women's
eSports varsity team.
309
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,264
Really? Oh, that's fun.
310
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,891
Oh, that's great, yeah.
311
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,768
I hear you, I see you.
312
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,646
I'm processing your feelings.
313
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,481
It's okay.
314
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,112
No, no, no.
315
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,364
No, no, no.
316
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,950
All right.
317
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:18,204
I don't know what's up.
I am losing it.
318
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,206
What's an eSports team?
319
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:26,045
It's um, like, vid--
Competitive video gaming.
320
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,591
Competitive video gaming,
like Nintendo
and crap like that.
321
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,301
-Yeah.
-That's a sport?
322
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,552
Yeah, we have scholarships.
323
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,806
Oh, I'm telling you.
I don't know
what's what anymore.
324
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,725
I had a kid come in here
just earlier,
325
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,436
telling me
he was pre-triggered.
326
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,563
I don't even know what
"triggered" means.
327
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,857
-Triggered is like
a trauma response--
-I don't care.
328
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,694
I got one year left here.
329
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,989
And my only goal
is to not rock any boats.
330
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:58,995
And to do that,
I gotta have no change
whatsoever.
331
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,247
We just want a game.
332
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,209
I suppose if I say no,
you're gonna cancel me, right?
333
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,799
I tell you what,
why don't we work together?
334
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,469
We can do that.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
335
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,471
I'm gonna give you
your special little team.
336
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,433
-You will?
-I will, on one condition.
337
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:25,814
I don't wanna hear you
or see you ever again.
338
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,399
Do we got a deal?
339
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,778
-Yes.
-Yes.
340
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,238
Do you like gaming?
341
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,489
Overwatch?
342
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,782
Animal Crossing!
343
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,575
-Valorant!
-Fortnite!
344
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,285
Last Of Us! Minecraft!
345
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,580
Come to the audition
and join us.
346
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,415
-We are gamer girls.
-We are gamer girls.
347
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,416
Oh!
348
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,793
Gamer girls wanted.
349
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,086
Come to tryouts.
350
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,504
-Join our team.
-Join us.
351
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,922
Hey, girl!
Tell your girlfriends.
352
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,969
So, do you game?
353
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,679
I dig confrontation.
354
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,391
In video games, right?
355
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,231
Fact, you're living
in a giant snow globe.
356
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,983
-Well, actually--
-Fact!
357
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,278
Sir Isaac Newton was
a certified idiot.
358
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,948
Lot-mal mayal Diane.
359
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,449
I think I heard
a "Diane" in there.
360
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,743
Was that Elvish?
361
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,372
One of the many proud languages
of the Elven people.
362
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,333
The Earth is flat!
Show me the curve.
363
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,459
Okay, out!
364
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,212
Okay, Diane, do you game?
365
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:34,716
100%. I mean, LARPing,
cosplay, role-play.
366
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,593
But do you play Elder Orb?
367
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,262
Do unicorns poop rainbows?
368
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,474
I main as tank support.
I love smashing skulls.
369
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,684
Now we're talking!
370
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,977
Huzzah!
371
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,022
♪ I'm very good at integral ♪
372
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,648
♪ And differential calculus ♪
373
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,442
♪ I know
The scientific names... ♪
374
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,652
You guys are cool
with knives, right?
375
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,280
'Cause I got like
a hundred knives!
Like maybe a thousand.
376
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,324
I could be arrested
for the knives I have.
377
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,617
♪ Oh ♪
378
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,659
♪ General ♪
379
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,786
♪ Ah! ♪
380
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,164
Do you have a girlfriend
who games?
381
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,373
Do you have a...
382
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:11,044
-Welcome to the team.
383
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,254
-What's your name?
-What do you want it to be?
384
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,214
Name me.
385
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,550
Lilly?
386
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,636
Lilly.
387
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,429
Lilly, Lilly.
388
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,557
Lilly.
389
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,267
I like that. That's beautiful.
390
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,727
You guys wanna get tattoos?
391
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,897
You guys wanna get tattoos?
Yes or no?
392
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,232
Our interview process
is so poor.
393
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,572
These aren't even
good dick drawings.
394
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,867
What kind of psycho
puts hair on the shaft?
395
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,955
Oh, Dustin.
396
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,500
Cock, cock, goose.
397
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,962
-Whoo.
-Sweet wheels.
398
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,340
Sorry, I just got axed
by the world's biggest douche!
399
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:01,386
Well, we know that douche
and we know the best way
to get back at him.
400
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,472
So there's another team?
401
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,016
Mm-hmm, about to be.
So you game?
402
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,935
Whatever keeps my fans happy.
403
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,145
Are you like an influencer
or something?
404
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,814
Do you know any other
crippled sex kittens
405
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,941
-that crush at Elder Orb?
-Ever play on a team?
406
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:19,028
You're looking at the captain
of my state champion
high school squad, sweetie.
407
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,074
Welcome to the 8-Bits.
408
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,534
Follow us.
409
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,008
Who are you guys?
410
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,759
We are the 8-Bits.
411
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,636
Um, is Parker Nesby here?
412
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:47,265
Mom, there's some weirdos
at the door for you.
413
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:52,854
Ace, what'd I say about
opening up the door to--
Oh, uh, what's all this about?
414
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,064
I'm in your History
of Video Games class.
415
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,567
Regular-sized tits.
416
00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:00,028
Ah, yes, I do remember you.
417
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,280
Could we come in?
418
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,158
Uh, I guess.
419
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,868
Hey, hey.
420
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,498
...for the old comfort.
Juice it loose time.
421
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,877
Uh, well, you're
an eclectic bunch, aren't you?
422
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,463
-Shouldn't you all be in school?
-It's Saturday, Mom.
423
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,298
Oh, that's why
I keep you around.
424
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,509
So, is this about
the term paper or--
425
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,220
We are starting an all-girls
eSports team at Barrett.
426
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,847
And we need your help.
427
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,932
Cute. But that's
gonna be a hard no.
428
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,143
Um, I thought you said she was
already on board, V?
429
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,811
Yeah, what's the deal?
430
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,272
I said I think she might be in.
431
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:39,275
Can we talk? In private?
432
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,320
Mm-hmm, sure.
433
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,030
Can I get a bowl of those?
434
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,334
Coach you?
Wow, no way in hell.
435
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,669
I know who you are.
436
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,005
-I googled you.
-Creepy.
437
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,674
You designed Age of Neutronium.
438
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:07,053
That's literally the game
that got me into gaming.
439
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:10,473
That is literally the game that
got me doxxed out of gaming.
440
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,101
I don't need my son opening up
hate mail on the porch anymore.
441
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:17,021
Listen, I am sorry that
the system sucks for you
and it does,
442
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,525
-but what you want me
to do about it?
-Coach us.
443
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,111
-Why are you so scared to?
-I fear nothing.
444
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,656
-Then we're the same.
-Wonderful.
Then you're gonna be great.
445
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,325
Now grab your oddball friends
and let's end this
home invasion, shall we?
446
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,536
Okay, wait,
you said it yourself,
447
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,163
things are never going to
change unless we make them.
448
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,207
I said that?
It's quite profound.
449
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:40,169
Look, bottom line is
one gamer girl to another,
450
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:44,799
I'm on a scholarship
and if I don't have a team,
then I'm a ghost at Barrett.
451
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:50,847
Come on, Mom.
They need you. I mean,
they're totally pathetic.
452
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,140
Hey.
453
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,766
Dude.
454
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,977
Look, we're not gonna
let you down.
455
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,730
Shit. All right.
456
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,904
Oh, boy.
457
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,324
Are you committed?
458
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,784
Are you sure you have
what it takes?
459
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,035
-Yes!
-Yes!
460
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,038
-You fools ready to go to war?
-Yes!
461
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,999
-Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
-All right.
462
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,542
So you're really gonna help us?
463
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,752
-Yes.
464
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,045
But only out of pity.
465
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,465
Now get out of my house.
Come on.
466
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,303
Wow, the Dean hooked us up.
467
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,055
Okay. All right.
468
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,856
Okay. This um--
It's not that bad.
469
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:50,823
It's actually better--
better than
I thought it would be.
470
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,950
Smells like somebody
died in here.
471
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,869
And their ghost took a shit.
472
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,372
-I think somebody did
die in here.
473
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:01,250
We can make this feel
like home in no time.
474
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:05,838
By participating in
this venerated ceremony,
475
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,592
you'll be linked for eternity
to the many great Betas
who came before you,
476
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:13,012
dating all the way back to 2015.
477
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,389
Present the recruits.
478
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,396
-Kneel.
-Yeah, kneel.
479
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:30,363
Do you, Geoff and Jeff--
Wait, they have the same name?
480
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:31,948
-Geoff.
-Jeff.
481
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,826
Okay, cool.
482
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,912
With this sword,
you will be knighted Betas.
483
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,372
No, no, no, no, it's okay.
484
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,915
It's a ceremony.
485
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:47,922
Jeff and Geoff,
you are now inducted into
our sacred gaming brotherhood.
486
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,425
Behold!
The newly knighted Betas!
487
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,847
Oh, God.
488
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:03,145
-Oh, if it isn't the 8-Bits.
-More like the eight bitches.
489
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,273
Easy with that, 'Cardo.
Female traitors, yes.
490
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,901
Oh, sorry, I thought the insult
convention was down the street.
491
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,654
Oh, then take those size 13's
and walk there yourself.
492
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:16,158
Seriously,
you left the Betas for this?
493
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,160
You couldn't just get in line
like everyone else?
494
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,954
This eSports team
isn't your birthright.
495
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,081
Oh, meet your replacements.
496
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,624
The newly knighted Betas.
497
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,042
How's that make you feel?
498
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,836
If I had a penis, flaccid.
499
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,130
Oh, you wish you had a penis.
500
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,800
-Oh, a strap-on
like yours, babe?
-Oh, I will strap-on right now!
501
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,593
-You can't say that, Ricky.
-It is Ricardo.
502
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,762
-Whatever!
-Thou wanteth a strap?
503
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,139
'Cause I haveth one.
504
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,558
Bringeth!
With extra girtheth!
505
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:44,312
-Oh, I'm lubing up right now.
-Jump in, baby.
506
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,023
Water's warm
and I'm already wearing
a T-shirt.
507
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,317
Let's spread those cheeks
and see where I fit.
508
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,278
Oh, I'm spread, I'm spread,
I'm like peanut butter
and jelly.
509
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,447
-What is happening?
-This is what's happening.
510
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,825
-Oh, oh!
511
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,577
Oh, my God.
512
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,621
What did you eat?
513
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,669
-What are you, a camel?
-Yeah, that's what I call
a pearl necklace.
514
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,546
It's gonna burn right through
your clothes.
515
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,923
-Ew.
-Hey!
516
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,302
Dick or no dick,
tonight we celebrate
not being dicks.
517
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:22,224
Celebrate all you want.
'Cause after Monday's match,
518
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,852
the only partying you're gonna
be doing is pity partying.
519
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,395
What are you talking about?
520
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,855
You haven't seen the schedule?
521
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,191
Your first match is against us.
522
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,945
-Ba-ba-ba-bah!
-Yeah, ba-ba-bah!
523
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,531
All right, everyone,
let's break it up.
524
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,742
Yeah, let's break it up.
525
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:42,995
Back to the house, boys.
526
00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:44,997
All of you are going down.
527
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,832
Looks like she jizzed on you.
528
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,418
Jeff, Geoff.
529
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,505
Diane, I'm seriously gonna have
nightmares about that.
530
00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:57,134
All right, 8-Bits.
It's game day.
531
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,969
Here we are, all together.
532
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,679
All of us.
533
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,140
Anyway, what uh--
What game do you guys play?
534
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,935
Knights of the Elder Orb, duh.
535
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,354
Knights of the Elder Orb, duh.
536
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:11,190
Cool, I'm really not familiar
with that game.
537
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:16,028
But I will be. So, what's up,
Galadriel?
538
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,661
And, uh, the--
The-- The voice?
539
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,998
-Comes with the costume.
-Okay, cool. Moving on, uh,
540
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,502
I have no idea what any of
your strengths are,
but play to them.
541
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:32,711
Play to your strengths.
542
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:37,258
Great. Great session, guys.
543
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:39,427
All right.
544
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,680
I feel uninspired.
545
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,890
Chin up,
we're gonna do great.
546
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,317
Oh, hey, watch out for
that turret, it shoots...
547
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,611
-Goddamn it!
-...lasers.
548
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,616
Betas, don't let them take
a single tower.
549
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,954
-Jenna, what are you doing?
-I'm helping you.
550
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:10,249
-Get back in the jungle.
-I'm quickly popping back
to base.
551
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,626
-Someone cover mid.
-Okey dokey.
552
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,879
-Lilly, look out!
553
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,174
-Oh!
-I'm gonna rip your throat out
next time.
554
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,842
Come on,
look alive out there!
555
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:21,802
-Kinda impossible.
556
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,932
All right, team,
my ult is ready.
Let's pick one off.
557
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,104
Did you guys see that?
558
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:33,564
Jenna, pay attention!
559
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,316
Betas, time to blitz!
560
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,067
-I'm with you.
-Got you!
561
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,694
On it, Captain!
562
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:41,530
No, no, no, no.
Back to base.
Defend our Axis.
563
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,782
-On it.
-How about some defense?
564
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,871
-Yo, I got that orb.
-Where is everyone?
565
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,248
Defend, defend,
defend, all you want, baby.
566
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,458
Going in.
567
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:54,919
Bam!
568
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,883
-You guys got ganked!
-G-G-G-Ganked.
569
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:03,093
-"Nationally ranked."
-More like nationally ganked!
570
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,387
-Oh, looks like we're
too spicy for you.
571
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,474
They are horrible.
572
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,644
Wasn't someone on the team
supposed to be guarding the orb?
573
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:14,897
Go back to playing
Fruity Frog, nerds.
574
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,527
-I hate them.
-I hate them too.
575
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,531
The whiskers aren't just
on my face, ladies.
576
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,116
Subscribe!
577
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,912
Oh-ho, look at that!
I'm a "putty tat"!
578
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,084
V!
579
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,294
-Hey.
-Hey.
580
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,712
I didn't know you worked here.
581
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,714
Oh, welcome to my second home.
582
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,425
So, you get free stuff
or what?
583
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,011
Oh, just nominal discounts
for selling my soul.
584
00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,888
Seems to be the new norm
these days.
585
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,599
Did you bring Band-Aids
for my wounds?
586
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:54,770
Go easy on yourself.
That was your first match.
There's bound to be some kinks.
587
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:57,231
Is that what you're calling
total annihilation?
588
00:30:57,273 --> 00:30:59,608
My whole collegiate future
is in tatters.
589
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:02,861
Yeah, but you started
your own team.
590
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:05,823
You're doing the right thing.
It's pretty awesome.
591
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,994
So did you come here to
buy something or...
592
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:12,705
No, uh, actually,
593
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:17,793
I was gonna ask
if maybe you wanted to
hang out this weekend?
594
00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:21,714
Oh, um, I-- I don't--
595
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,841
-I don't really have time.
-Oh, okay.
596
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,427
We could just game, online.
597
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,762
Friday night?
You gotta practice, right?
598
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,640
-Nice counter.
-Thank you.
599
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:35,477
-I'll see you Friday.
-Okay, cool.
600
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:38,564
-I'm "0win", by the way.
-Yeah, I-- I know your name.
601
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:41,066
Oh, no.
No, I mean my-- my handle.
602
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:42,484
-It's "0win."
-Oh.
603
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,320
But the E is an I,
because "win"
604
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,572
-and the O is a zero,
because the--
-Mm-hmm.
605
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:50,075
Okay, well,
I'm gonna go, so...
606
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,870
-I'll-- I'll find you on Friday.
-Okay.
607
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,538
-Bye.
-Bye.
608
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,083
Hey Owen,
the exit's that way.
609
00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,922
-Bye.
-Bye.
610
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,009
Hmm.
611
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,678
Diane, get off my ass!
612
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,680
I'm not on your ass,
I'm under your ass.
613
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,099
-I'm gonna
freaking kill you.
614
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,310
-Not if I kill you first.
-Circle up,
team meeting.
615
00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:17,728
We've got to chat.
616
00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:23,233
All right,
I'm gonna cut to the chase.
617
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,527
That match was horrendous.
618
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,237
With zero hyperbole,
619
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,156
it was a hate crime against
people with eyes.
620
00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:33,035
We need to get back
to the basics.
Get to know each other.
621
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:35,913
I wanna know,
what are your favorite games?
622
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:40,042
We'll play them together
and then we can incorporate
those skills into this team.
623
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,503
I'm gonna go first.
624
00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:48,717
All right, well, I'm Parker.
625
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:52,721
I am a former
video game designer
turned teacher.
626
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:54,765
I'm a lapsed feminist
627
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,184
and I like to stay close
to gaming
628
00:32:57,226 --> 00:33:00,854
even though,
it really hurts me. Mmm.
629
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,607
Who's next?
630
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:12,074
Hi, I-- I'm Sloane.
631
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,409
And I'm a gamer.
632
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,869
Hi, Sloane.
633
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:18,580
Gaming is my escape.
634
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,625
It's where I go
when I wanna feel
like a superhero, you know.
635
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,293
Yeah, that's great.
That's really good.
636
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:29,049
I didn't even touch a controller
before my accident.
637
00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:32,344
But I met
an awesome community online
638
00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:37,307
and, um, they helped me start
a Patreon, so I could get
my life back to normal.
639
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:40,394
Well, as normal as I could.
640
00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:45,149
Starting with off-campus
housing and, uh, hand controls,
so I can drive again.
641
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,900
Went alone for spring break,
bitches.
642
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:53,323
-Yeah, yeah.
643
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,076
I used to play my Game Boy
all day
644
00:33:56,118 --> 00:34:00,247
when my dad and I
would ride dolphins
from Miami to Cuba.
645
00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:05,043
Yeah. And then I found out
two months ago,
that wasn't really my dad.
646
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,425
One time, I took too much
ecstasy at an all-night rave
647
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:13,552
and woke up tied to an RV
dressed like a fairy.
648
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,763
I had so much glitter
in my vagina, when I queefed,
649
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,098
-it was like
a Kesha concert down there.
650
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:20,684
-Yeah, that happened.
-It was so awesome.
651
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,312
-Okay. Thanks, Diane.
-That's nice. Fun stuff.
652
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,856
Glad I went first. Wow.
653
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,109
Okay, let's train.
654
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,069
Cue music.
655
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,575
We're going to train mentally,
spiritually, physically.
656
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,870
We're gonna sharpen
those reflexes. Work on our
communication with one another.
657
00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:42,998
-Come on, I need some help.
-Boost our confidence.
658
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,293
And most importantly,
the trust that you have in
one another.
659
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:49,129
-Because as things
currently stand...
660
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,842
-you have a zero-percent
chance of winning.
-Great pep talk.
661
00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:58,138
It's time to show me
your killer instincts.
662
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,516
Because I want to get them
out of your heads
663
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,810
and get you into theirs.
664
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,645
-Dick-mopper.
-Bastard.
665
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,897
Suck tank, you filthy cuck!
666
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,857
Now, remember to keep it simple.
667
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:11,819
The number-one objective
is to destroy the enemy's orb.
668
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,658
-Dang it.
-Nice backhand!
669
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,077
-Get ya on the next one, though.
-Lilly, who are you talking to?
670
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:26,291
Go, Tommy! Go, Timmy!
Go, Tommy! Go, Timmy!
671
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,503
I'm gonna disembowel you
and jump rope
with your large intestine.
672
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,463
And once I've led the cops
away from your scent,
673
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,257
I will feed your guts to
my pet unicorn
674
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,133
while crafting a necklace
out of your teeth!
675
00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,593
♪ What we're up against, what ♪
676
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,846
♪ This is, this is what... ♪
677
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,889
Is he wearing Axe body spray?
678
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:44,184
Oh, yeah, I wanted to be
as authentic as possible.
679
00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:45,435
♪ I'm that good ♪
680
00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:49,022
♪ I'm that good ♪
681
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:52,609
♪ I'm that good ♪
682
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,571
Aw...
683
00:35:57,114 --> 00:36:00,617
-Oh my God.
-All right, Lilly!
684
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,251
-Wow.
685
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,299
Oh, oh, I have a game.
686
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,509
We just, uh, can't play it
in here.
687
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,933
-You do this every Saturday?
-Every other.
688
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:26,393
For Frodo!
689
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,739
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done.
690
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:39,990
-Yes!
-Yes!
691
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:53,921
-Oh, oh, no, no, no,
692
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,380
♪ I'm that good ♪
693
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,176
♪ I'm that good ♪
694
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,095
That was great, guys, well done.
Fantastic.
695
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,014
Yeah, uh,
can we do this every class?
696
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,099
-Uh, I'm gonna have to
talk to legal about that.
-Okay.
697
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,229
Oh, not so fast.
698
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,357
-What's this?
-It's your homework.
699
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,150
-Oh, God, Battletoads?
700
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,819
Wait, that was my favorite game
when I was a kid.
701
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:19,947
It's also one of the hardest
titles ever made.
702
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,241
To beat it,
you have to let opportunities
present themselves to you,
703
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,619
instead of just
diving in headfirst.
704
00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:27,788
Patience isn't exactly
your strong suit, V.
705
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:31,875
If you can learn
how to take a breath,
assess all of your options,
706
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,293
you could become
a better player.
707
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,712
And a better teammate.
708
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:36,755
Hmm.
709
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:39,132
Cool.
710
00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:45,931
All right, we got 'em. Let's go.
711
00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:50,102
What?
712
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:53,063
Ooh, these dudes can't take me
tonight, girl.
713
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:55,565
Go, go, go!
714
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:58,026
-They're coming from the left.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get 'em.
715
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,154
Yes, queen!
716
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,490
-Nice.
-Whoo.
717
00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,992
Good job, babe.
718
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,202
Oh, shoot.
Um, it's Owen.
719
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:11,331
-Um, for our gaming date.
-Cavorting with the enemy,
really?
720
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,333
No, no, no,
he's harmless.
721
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,043
-Is this a male?
-Yes.
722
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,754
Oh, my God, he is cute.
723
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,172
You are talking to this boy?
724
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,217
V, this is progress!
725
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:24,177
Con-vagulations.
726
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,763
-Ew, Indy, stop.
727
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,641
Okay, I'll give you some
privacy so you can slip
into your vajamas.
728
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,560
-Oh my God.
-I'm out.
729
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,895
Go earn that
red vag of courage, girl.
730
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:37,399
I know you got it... in you.
731
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:40,360
-In you? Hmm.
-Okay.
732
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,737
-I get it, thank you.
-Is that-- Hmm.
733
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,280
Nope, you're-- you're good.
734
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,157
You can go now.
735
00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,034
-Oh, my God,
get away from me. Go!
-Okay, okay.
736
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,869
-Should I make my vag-exit?
-Get out!
737
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,787
God, you both are horrible.
738
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,707
Okay, no one is going
near my vagi-- Oh!
739
00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,709
-Whoa. Hi.
-Hey, Owen.
740
00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:57,544
-Hi.
-What's up?
741
00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:59,254
-Do you need a moment or...?
-No. No, I'm good.
742
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:01,506
Indigo, get out! Get out.
743
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,342
Um, should we start gaming?
744
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,470
Uh, sure.
745
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,430
Yeah, not-- not judging.
746
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:10,724
After you.
747
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,018
Ooh, quite
the gentlemen.
748
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,311
Milady.
749
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:20,942
-All right, let's do this.
-Okay, I got the guy
on the left. I got him.
750
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:23,612
-See that guy?
-Yeah, yeah.
I got it, I got it.
751
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,155
Night-night.
752
00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:27,449
-Leave some for me.
-Only if you can keep up.
753
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:31,078
Oh, that kid was trash.
754
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:33,872
-That's yours?
-Yep, I got it.
755
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:35,832
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!
756
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:39,294
I'm gonna hide over here
and then you can jump out.
757
00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:40,670
-Now, now, now. Go, go, go.
-Okay, I got it.
758
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,089
-Yeah, send it.
-All right.
759
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,424
-Boom. There we go.
760
00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:47,094
-That guy got smoked.
-All right, that's you,
that's you.
761
00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:49,763
Well, look at that.
762
00:39:49,805 --> 00:39:51,681
You get a nap and you get a nap.
763
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,225
Yeah, that's yours.
He's trash. He's trash.
764
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,019
-Get it.
-Get it.
765
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,604
-Get it.
-Get it.
766
00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,856
-Get it!
767
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,108
Let's go! Come on.
768
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,569
-Yes!
-Whoo!
769
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:07,489
You know, you're not bad
at this game, Owen.
770
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:10,200
-There's a reason why
I'm ranked higher than you.
-Whatever.
771
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,119
Ooh, ooh, ooh, mine!
772
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,121
No. Mine!
773
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,207
Too slow, buddy.
774
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,752
I like the way you slay.
775
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,421
You're not so bad yourself.
776
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:27,259
-It's, uh-- It's been nice
to just play, you know?
-Yeah.
777
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,138
Feel like lately
I'm forced to game
like my life depends on it.
778
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:34,141
And I guess it kind of does.
779
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:37,769
For the record,
I love the damage we do
as teammates.
780
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,688
Oh, what could have been.
781
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,733
We spent a lot of time
together at practice,
782
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:50,282
but we never actually spent
time together, you know?
783
00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:52,534
I do know.
784
00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,035
I totally know, yeah.
785
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,038
We should do it more.
786
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,041
But, like, in person.
787
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,878
Totally, I--
I'd like that.
788
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,213
That-- That'd be nice.
789
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,924
And thank you.
790
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,509
For what?
791
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:13,138
For not being
one of the bad guys.
792
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,312
So, uh, I'm gonna go.
793
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,813
Right, yeah.
794
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,982
Uh, okay.
795
00:41:24,024 --> 00:41:26,776
Well, it was, uh,
good to see you.
796
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,654
-Bye, Owen.
-All right. Bye.
797
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,990
♪ I've got a crush on you ♪
798
00:41:32,032 --> 00:41:35,702
♪ I feel like a child
Oh, I can't help but smile ♪
799
00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:39,456
♪ When you walk in the room ♪
800
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,500
♪ I've got a crush on you ♪
801
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,377
♪ I've got a crush on you ♪
802
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,632
Okay, purple's my power color.
Give it up.
803
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,010
-Yes, it is.
-I love my patrons
and their money.
804
00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:53,261
Thank you, Jenna.
805
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:54,804
All righty, all right.
806
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,140
Settle down.
807
00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:59,976
All right, today,
we're switching things up.
808
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,604
After seeing you in action
and learning your strengths,
I've got a plan.
809
00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:03,939
Sloane,
810
00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:07,067
you're our new support.
811
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:10,111
You need to protect our carry.
You're here to serve.
812
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,738
-Like bottoming?
-Yes.
813
00:42:14,658 --> 00:42:17,994
Jenna, you're our carry.
High damage, low defense.
814
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,163
Dish pain from a distance,
but never get caught alone.
815
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,873
We need you for every single
team fight.
816
00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:25,001
-Sweet abs.
-I'd do him.
817
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:29,673
All right, focus.
Lilly, meet Kallari.
You're jungling.
818
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,384
You're our ninja assassin.
Means you have to murder
from behind.
819
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,678
Yes, I get to gank.
820
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,222
Diane, you command the off lane.
821
00:42:37,264 --> 00:42:39,099
Your mission:
absorb their front line.
822
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,726
-All right.
-Do not lose a tower
823
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,478
and be ready
for those team fights.
824
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,522
Rum-pum-pum, pum-pum, pum.
825
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,400
And V, cast from the middle.
826
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:52,070
-Guard the Axis,
you're our quarterback.
-These are all new roles.
827
00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:56,116
Is this really the time
to experiment with
our champions and positions?
828
00:42:56,157 --> 00:43:00,745
If you wanna win,
you have to adapt.
What's it gonna be?
829
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:23,435
Oh, he's on my ass.
He's freaking eating
my ass right now.
830
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:27,230
God. Lilly,
he is mining my Moria.
831
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,898
-Okay, you're on me.
-All ready.
832
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:32,694
Three, two, one, yes!
833
00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:34,904
Taste the rainbow, bitch!
-Yeah, that was so good.
834
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,906
-That was awesome.
-Yes.
835
00:43:41,745 --> 00:43:45,790
-Dude, we can't give these
chicks the satisfaction.
-We're not going to.
836
00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:51,963
-Keep up the tempo,
you've got 'em.
-Losing con-- I c-can't...
837
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:54,174
-Did they just pull
their own plug?
-We lost power.
838
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,508
Hey, a win's a win.
839
00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:22,660
All right, guys, let's go.
840
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:26,081
One, two, three.
841
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,123
Hand jobs.
842
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,836
-Forget about 'em. Let's go.
-I just-- I kill myself.
843
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,756
-You nailed it!
-What are they
doing here?
844
00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:40,303
Come on, that's it.
High energy.
845
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,555
Let's get those builds
going, guys.
846
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:44,182
Guys, less floating around.
847
00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:45,809
Defense.
848
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,560
-Going mid.
-I'll go left.
849
00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:50,146
-I got my full build. Let's go.
-Commit. Commit.
850
00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:57,445
All right, let's keep it
together, guys. Come on.
851
00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,156
They're all over me
right now, guys.
852
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,785
Somebody please come
to the middle right now.
853
00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:05,537
V, V, I don't see you.
854
00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:08,665
-No!
-Whoo, yes!
855
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:13,878
-So sad.
-Lilly, we need wards to see
where they are.
856
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,880
Okay, I'm on it.
857
00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:24,639
Surprise. I'm going to chop
your head off and I'm gonna eat
your arm for breakfast.
858
00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:26,266
It's gonna be so delicious.
859
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,853
-Oh, my God!
860
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,980
All right, all right,
all right. Get it.
861
00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:33,565
Don't let them take our tower.
862
00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:34,732
Let's go, let's go.
863
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,862
Dang it.
864
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:40,530
They've cleared out
our jungle of minions.
865
00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:42,407
Hey, where's our defense?
866
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,285
Guess it's time for offense.
867
00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:48,496
V, don't drift to the top.
868
00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:50,331
You're in my lane, V.
869
00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:53,251
V, the game plan.
Don't force it.
870
00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:55,128
V, we need you
back in the middle.
871
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:57,380
Trust me, I've got eyes
on the orb.
872
00:45:59,007 --> 00:46:00,842
Seriously,
we need you over here.
873
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:02,594
Relax, I've got this.
874
00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:08,475
-Shit.
875
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:10,768
-Yeah, that's right.
-Guys,
they're all over us.
876
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,437
They're gonna take the orb.
877
00:46:12,479 --> 00:46:14,772
-Come on, we got this.
-No, no, no.
878
00:46:21,154 --> 00:46:22,780
-God. So close.
-So close.
879
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,408
-Gonna cry.
880
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,619
"8-Bits"? 0-Bits.
881
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,667
Well, how am I supposed to be
dealing damage when absolutely
nobody is covering me?
882
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,586
Well, I don't know.
Jenna was there.
883
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,922
-Yeah, Jenna was asleep
at the wheel.
-Hey!
884
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:42,509
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
easy, tiger.
This was not bad at all.
885
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:45,637
-There were some solid combos.
-Combos? Who cares?
886
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,639
We just got snowballed
by those ass-goblins.
887
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,434
Yeah, no shit, maybe stop
playing for yourself, Dustin.
888
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,313
All right, all right, everyone,
just get dressed, okay.
889
00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:59,484
We can talk about this outside.
V, a word?
890
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:03,821
-Yeah.
-You care to tell me what
the hell you're doing out there?
891
00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:06,324
-I was trying to win the game.
-Not for us, you weren't.
892
00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:10,119
Look, the game plan that I put
into place did not call
for you playing hero.
893
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,872
Your impatience
let the whole team down.
894
00:47:12,914 --> 00:47:14,457
Are we done?
895
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:17,460
We will be,
you wanna keep going rogue.
896
00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:23,925
Hi. How's it going?
897
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:26,719
-Good.
-Walk with me.
898
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:30,515
Uh, you're not recording me,
are you?
899
00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:33,393
-What, no.
-Okay, good, good.
900
00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:40,024
Yeah, so, uh, been informed that
your little team's making some
waves around here on campus.
901
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:43,069
Also been informed that
what I told you before,
902
00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:46,656
I was not allowed
to tell you.
903
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:50,076
I got sat down
with the athletic director
and a board of trustees
904
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:52,328
and we went over the situation
here at Barrett
905
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,497
and I've come to the conclusion
they don't know what the hell
906
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,624
they're talking about.
907
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,168
But I've been forced
to make some changes,
908
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:04,048
and come next year,
Barrett will be only funding
one eSports team,
909
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:06,634
which means it's either
you or the Betas,
910
00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,011
which probably means
it's the Betas, right?
911
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,096
What about my scholarship?
912
00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:12,765
Yeah, uh, well, unless you win,
913
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:16,352
I would be forced
to cancel that,
which makes me sad.
914
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,771
But doesn't rock the boat
which makes me happy.
915
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,815
Wait, if we win on Tuesday,
916
00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:23,318
then we'll make it
to the national championships.
917
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:24,902
Get real, I did my research.
918
00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:26,946
You're playing
the Kansas City Kong,
919
00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:29,282
the second-ranked eSports team
in the nation.
920
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,453
Good luck. Toodle-oo.
921
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:34,996
Girl power, everybody.
922
00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:36,706
Let's go!
923
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,875
Girl power!
924
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:43,755
So, you're saying we have to
beat the Kong,
925
00:48:43,796 --> 00:48:45,506
or we're kicked out
of Barrett forever.
926
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:47,842
My life as I know it is toast.
927
00:48:47,884 --> 00:48:50,637
Wait, the Dean can't just
cancel us like that, right?
928
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,305
Why not?
He's totally out to get me.
929
00:48:52,347 --> 00:48:56,684
-Us. Out to get us.
-Whatever, sure, Sloane.
930
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,228
Okay, look,
we need to double up
on practices, all right?
931
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,938
I can't. I have work study.
932
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,608
Yeah, I'm maxed too, V.
933
00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:06,986
If I don't log those 30
streaming hours a week,
I lose my sponsors
934
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:09,447
and news flash, I like money.
935
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:12,909
-Yeah, V, I barely have time
to take a dump.
-Oh, my God.
936
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,411
Did you guys know
sea otters hold hands
while they're sleeping
937
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,580
to prevent themselves
from drifting apart.
938
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,248
-Aw...
-Oh. Really?
939
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,458
-Yeah.
-That's so cute.
940
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,126
What planet are you all on?
941
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,920
Jesus Christ, V!
It's not just about you.
942
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,714
-Never said it was.
-You literally just said that.
943
00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:30,385
Look around, V,
this is your clan!
944
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,012
This is what we always wanted,
a team.
945
00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,640
Yeah. I understand that.
But it all goes away,
946
00:49:35,682 --> 00:49:38,434
if I don't go
to the championship. Okay?
947
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,521
I have everything riding
on this scholarship.
You don't understand--
948
00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:45,066
I don't understand?
My scholarship
is on the line too,
949
00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:49,445
and yet somehow you're
the one complaining about
how unfair the world is to you.
950
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:53,783
Are you guys about to fight?
Because if so, I would love
to livestream this.
951
00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:57,370
-So, if you guys could start
that dialogue over--
-Cut the cameras, Professor X.
952
00:49:57,412 --> 00:50:00,039
-Okay, say that again, giant!
-Fee-fi-fo-fum!
953
00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:02,875
-You and your stupid
influencing.
-Hey, hey, stop fighting, guys!
954
00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:05,628
Hey, no one cares
about your followers, Jenna!
955
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,799
Enough! Stop!
956
00:50:09,841 --> 00:50:11,509
This is not okay!
957
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,806
Wow.
958
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,771
Just-- Everyone,
take a deep breath.
959
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,900
You're all taking this team
for granted.
960
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,112
We need to start
from the beginning, young Jedi.
961
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:35,992
Sorry, technically,
we'd be called "Padawans".
962
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:38,619
Padawans it is.
963
00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:41,831
Whoa, she has a garage here?
964
00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:44,625
All right, I don't come
back here anymore.
965
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,420
But I think it's time to share
with you guys.
966
00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:01,434
-Oh, my God.
967
00:51:05,855 --> 00:51:08,399
Parker, you've been totally
holding out on us.
968
00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:10,067
I think I just lost my mind.
969
00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:12,528
I think I just creamed my cords.
970
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:15,865
Look at all these ancient games,
guys. It's like a museum.
971
00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,702
-Let's, uh--
972
00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:22,205
Let's play it
and not impregnate it.
973
00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:25,666
Turtles. And ninjas.
974
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:29,295
Ninja Turtles is literally
the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
of heroes.
975
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:32,298
Only the best coin-operated
team game of all time.
976
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,804
Contra.
977
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,556
My dad used to play this
with me all the time.
It was his favorite.
978
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:43,059
Oh, it's a classic, too. Wait...
979
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:49,106
Up, up, down, down,
left, right, left, right,
B, A, start.
980
00:51:49,899 --> 00:51:52,527
Everyone, listen up.
981
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:56,948
It is time to reignite
the fire inside of you
like you're a kid again.
982
00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,658
Or a Padawan.
983
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,952
Play till your fingers bleed.
984
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:03,913
Awesome.
985
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,999
Whoo! Yeah!
986
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,004
Go, Sloane. Yes! Yeah!
987
00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:18,261
Yeah! Whoo!
988
00:52:20,263 --> 00:52:22,557
-Hit that.
-Chug the mug!
989
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,475
-Oh, God!
990
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,644
Chug, chug, chug.
991
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:31,774
Yeah! Yeah! Go, Sloane!
992
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:32,692
Whoo!
993
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,491
-I am a rock god!
994
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:45,162
We killed that one, yeah.
995
00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,956
Okay, okay, okay.
996
00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,124
GoldenEye.
997
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,293
"License to Kill" scenario.
998
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:53,629
Ho. Halt, knave!
999
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,506
How dare you blow
on the cartridge!
1000
00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:57,466
Moisture in your breath
will rust the game.
1001
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,010
Oh, please!
1002
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:02,972
How about slappers-only mode,
no guns,
1003
00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:06,017
just good old-fashioned
slapping the shit out
of each other.
1004
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:08,895
-Put it in.
-Ooh, okay.
1005
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,981
-Dibs on Oddjob.
-Dibs on Boris.
1006
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:13,524
-Who wants to play?
-I do.
1007
00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:15,693
You Soviets are going down.
1008
00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:22,450
I wouldn't get too close
if I were you.
1009
00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:25,119
I've got a couple
of colorful ghosts to avoid--
1010
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:28,164
in this game
and, metaphorically,
from my past.
1011
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,833
Hmm, wow. That's deep.
1012
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:33,294
Oh, yeah,
I'm a little buzzed.
1013
00:53:33,336 --> 00:53:38,257
Well, so, when you were
googling me,
1014
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:42,303
did you happen to read that
I dropped out of Barrett
after I sold my first game?
1015
00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:45,348
-Wow.
-And look at me now.
1016
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:47,183
I am almost 40,
and I'm still trying
1017
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:51,270
to figure out how Pac-Man
and Ms. Pac-Man bone.
1018
00:53:51,312 --> 00:53:54,690
'Cause there's a Pac-Man Jr.
so it has to have happened.
1019
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:59,695
So, you, didn't share in
that first day of practice?
1020
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,113
I remember.
1021
00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,992
What made you fall in love
with gaming?
1022
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:09,246
Well, I wasn't allowed to game,
growing up.
1023
00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:11,832
Took a while
to break my parents.
1024
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,877
They still don't tolerate
my obsession.
1025
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:20,508
Um, my dad calls me a loser,
who's going nowhere in life.
1026
00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:26,555
Yeah, so if I don't win,
I'm gonna have to go home
1027
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:29,684
and apologize for following
my dreams.
1028
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:36,857
We have to win on Tuesday,
Parker.
1029
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,319
-Lilly...
1030
00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,488
-Hey, we said no guns.
-Uh, just a...
1031
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:46,826
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Who's seen The Wizard?
1032
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,412
Like Wizard of Oz?
1033
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:52,707
-Fred Savage.
-Who?
1034
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:56,627
Video Armageddon!
1035
00:54:56,669 --> 00:55:00,006
-Guys, it's a classic. Really?
-Ugh.
1036
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:02,133
All right, well,
let's watch it.
1037
00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,843
-Yeah, okay.
Turn it on.
-Yes?
1038
00:55:03,884 --> 00:55:05,928
-Sure.
-Come on, sourpuss.
1039
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,054
Let's cheer you up.
1040
00:55:10,558 --> 00:55:12,852
-Let's see him beat that.
-Okay, I like this movie.
1041
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:16,105
-Told you.
-Um, I thought
it was gonna be cringe,
1042
00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:18,482
but it's actually pretty dope.
1043
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:21,861
Can't believe they made a movie
about people who play
video games.
1044
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:24,655
This movie's so wizard.
1045
00:55:30,453 --> 00:55:33,080
What is he? Some kind
of freak or something?
1046
00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,332
That's it.
1047
00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:39,295
-Hey! You conned me.
-I didn't.
I won the bet.
1048
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:42,506
Uh, guys, I'll be right back.
You do not want to miss
this part.
1049
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:50,806
-I think this is the part
where Fred gets savage.
-Mmm.
1050
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,685
V, wait, where are you going?
1051
00:55:54,727 --> 00:55:56,937
V!
1052
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:59,523
What are we even doing?
We're wasting time.
1053
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:02,401
-We're bonding,
we're letting loose.
-I wanna go pro.
1054
00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:05,112
I don't have anything else
and you guys are in there
1055
00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:07,114
dry-humping
old pinball machines.
1056
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:12,078
When I fell off Rainbow Road,
you know what I said?
1057
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:14,955
I said, "Lakitu, I don't even
need another life."
1058
00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:17,208
I let that red shell just
knock me right off my track.
1059
00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:22,213
Lakitu, red shells?
You're drunk!
What's your point?
1060
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:27,760
Look, I--
What I'm trying to say is
just don't do what I did, V.
1061
00:56:27,802 --> 00:56:30,221
Don't assume you can do this
all on your own.
1062
00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:33,057
You've got a team
and they love you.
1063
00:56:33,099 --> 00:56:35,518
And if you're pushing away
the people that love you,
1064
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,686
then what happens if you,
with gaming--
1065
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,563
You can't even enjoy it
with anybody.
1066
00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:41,774
You will regret it.
1067
00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:43,943
I know I did.
1068
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,364
It's cold. I gotta go.
1069
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,122
♪ It's- 00 a.m.
And you're awake ♪
1070
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,208
♪ I'm barely getting any sleep
These days ♪
1071
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,919
♪ You need me now
Don't wanna wait ♪
1072
00:57:01,961 --> 00:57:05,131
♪ Got a lot of questions
On that brain ♪
1073
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:07,883
♪ Every day is not a walk
In the park ♪
1074
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:11,220
♪ Sometimes you'll feel like
You're lost in the dark ♪
1075
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:13,806
♪ No matter how
The pieces fall ♪
1076
00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:16,517
♪ This love's unconditional ♪
1077
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:19,937
♪ So break some glass
Come home late ♪
1078
00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:22,857
♪ Say some things
That you don't mean ♪
1079
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,901
♪ It's okay
Make mistakes ♪
1080
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,945
♪ Misbehave ♪
1081
00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:30,990
♪ As long as you say sorry ♪
1082
00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,617
♪ When you hurt somebody ♪
1083
00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:38,372
♪ It's better to be patient
When you've got something ♪
1084
00:57:38,414 --> 00:57:39,915
♪ New to learn ♪
1085
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:43,085
♪ And fearlessly be honest... ♪
1086
00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,879
Thought I'd find you here.
1087
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,715
Not too difficult.
1088
00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:49,216
Stuck working the hole.
1089
00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:53,012
-Pumped for tomorrow?
-Can I help you find something?
1090
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:57,975
No, I-- I was just coming
to hang, you know.
1091
00:57:58,017 --> 00:58:01,687
Wish you good luck for tomorrow.
Whatever happens,
you should be proud.
1092
00:58:01,729 --> 00:58:03,522
Proud doesn't pay tuition.
1093
00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:06,108
We lose, it's all over.
1094
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:09,236
Come on, that's--
that's not true.
1095
00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:11,572
Look, you don't get it,
do you?
1096
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,657
I'm on my last life here.
1097
00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:15,492
I get it. Totally get it.
1098
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:21,040
Hey, I'm not one
of the bad guys, remember?
1099
00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:23,542
No, you just game with them.
1100
00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:27,546
♪ It's okay
Make mistakes, misbehave ♪
1101
00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,131
Okay, I guess.
1102
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,175
♪ It's better to be patient ♪
1103
00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:34,094
♪ When I've got something
New to learn ♪
1104
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:36,972
♪ I'll fearlessly be honest ♪
1105
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,641
♪ 'Cause I love you ♪
1106
00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,517
Shit.
1107
00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:42,853
♪ Just promise me
You'll take your time ♪
1108
00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:46,148
♪ When it comes to
Growing up ♪
1109
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,026
♪ Promise me
You'll take your time ♪
1110
00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:52,029
♪ When it comes to
Growing up ♪
1111
00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:54,406
All right, we win this,
we go to nationals.
1112
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:57,117
-All right, three, two, one.
Here we go.
-8-Bits on three.
1113
00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,036
Ooh, Kong!
1114
00:58:59,078 --> 00:59:00,996
One, two, three.
1115
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,459
-Let's go.
1116
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:12,508
Come on, Kong.
Lose this, and we go
back to Kansas City.
1117
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:15,761
-Nobody wants to go there.
-Hey, is she okay?
1118
00:59:16,804 --> 00:59:18,305
She doesn't look okay to me.
1119
00:59:20,099 --> 00:59:21,517
I don't know.
1120
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:25,521
I got it.
1121
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:29,650
All right, come on, guys.
We got this.
1122
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:31,443
Keep those health bars up.
1123
00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:33,654
Let's go!
Eyes on the prize, guys.
1124
00:59:33,696 --> 00:59:35,281
There you go Sloane,
keep up the pressure.
1125
00:59:37,825 --> 00:59:39,285
Psst! Hey.
1126
00:59:42,955 --> 00:59:44,957
Enjoy my back-alley
lobotomy, bitch.
1127
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:49,128
-Sweet combo.
-Milady.
1128
00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:50,754
No mercy for the weak, Diane.
1129
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:53,048
-Easy, Cobra Kai!
-Back off, pencil dick.
1130
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,135
Crap, I'm low.
1131
00:59:57,261 --> 00:59:58,679
Got you covered, Diane.
1132
00:59:59,471 --> 01:00:01,181
Okay, focus, everyone.
1133
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:06,603
What the hell?
V, stay in your lane.
1134
01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:09,231
Whatever you say, Sloane.
1135
01:00:15,738 --> 01:00:19,950
-Oh, my God!
-Damn it, V,
that guy came from your lane.
1136
01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,785
Use your ultimate.
Now, it's up!
1137
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:26,915
An ally has been slain.
1138
01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:32,212
V, defend the tower.
1139
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,133
V, get over here.
We need you.
1140
01:00:36,175 --> 01:00:37,634
Get off my back.
1141
01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:39,803
Stop farming minions
and help.
1142
01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:41,597
V, help your team out.
1143
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,015
V, come on.
1144
01:00:50,773 --> 01:00:53,776
-Focus
the healer. Take the shot.
-On it.
1145
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,988
Follow me, boys.
1146
01:00:58,030 --> 01:01:00,449
This healer
thinks she can outrun us.
1147
01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:03,786
Coming, just keep coming.
1148
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,621
Come meet my friend.
1149
01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:07,498
Wait, what are you doing?
1150
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:10,793
Sloane?
1151
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:13,837
An enemy has been slain.
1152
01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:15,756
Come on, finish the job.
1153
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,883
-Kill her.
-Nice kill.
1154
01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:19,802
An enemy has been slain.
1155
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,804
Someone had to bring
the game to you.
1156
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:23,597
Avenge me.
1157
01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:27,893
-Get him, V.
-He's the only one left.
1158
01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:30,979
Guys,
she's right there. Kill her!
1159
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,315
Come on, V.
1160
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,691
Come on, Kong.
Got 'em on the ropes.
1161
01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,902
I think V's gonna make it.
1162
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,364
-V, come on.
-You can do it, V.
1163
01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:42,241
No, no, no, no!
1164
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,076
An enemy has been slain.
1165
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:46,787
Go, V, you got it!
-Go, go, go.
1166
01:01:46,829 --> 01:01:49,081
-You're almost there,
almost there.
-Come on, V.
1167
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,501
-Oh! Yes!
-Oh, my God.
1168
01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:54,294
-Oh shit.
-Yeah!
1169
01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:55,462
-Oh, my God!
1170
01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:02,177
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1171
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:03,470
We're going to finals.
1172
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:05,264
We're going to finals.
1173
01:02:12,438 --> 01:02:15,691
8-Bits, 8-Bits, 8-Bits!
1174
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,534
Last game, my ass.
1175
01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:28,245
Um, what are you doing here?
1176
01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:29,413
I got your email.
1177
01:02:29,455 --> 01:02:30,789
My email?
1178
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:36,336
What? Roommates share
everything, V, even passwords.
1179
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:39,756
Oh, you catfished me. I'm out.
1180
01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:42,384
Wait, wait, wait, please.
1181
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:44,761
I hate seeing you two fighting.
1182
01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:47,806
Can you just stay for a minute,
please. I made tea.
1183
01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:49,141
Indigo.
1184
01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:51,143
And cookies.
1185
01:02:51,894 --> 01:02:53,729
-Cookies.
-Cookies?
1186
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:57,483
-Fine.
-One cup.
1187
01:02:58,150 --> 01:02:59,151
Very well.
1188
01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,954
Heard about the big win.
Everyone's talking about it.
1189
01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,456
Gotta say, it was dope.
1190
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:16,168
-V avenged me.
-After Sloane's sacrifice.
1191
01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:17,169
Mm-hmm.
1192
01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:21,757
Next stop, nationals.
1193
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,176
Hard to believe, right?
1194
01:03:24,218 --> 01:03:27,930
We came a long way
from riding pine
for the dick-smacked Betas.
1195
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:30,766
Did you ever get
a sneaking suspicion that
they whacked off to us?
1196
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,769
-What, no!
-Oh, totally, they did.
1197
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,729
Get out!
I'd break those dweebs in two.
1198
01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:38,315
I think Adi is
super into you.
1199
01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:39,983
-Adi?
-Mm-hmm.
1200
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,735
That guy smells like cheese.
1201
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,866
I feel kind of funny.
1202
01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:49,826
Yeah, my, like, heart's racing.
1203
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,710
-No.
-What did you do to me?
1204
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:01,213
Let the waves envelop
1205
01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:03,840
this spiritual reunion.
1206
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:08,303
You need to open up, V.
1207
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,973
Like an ayahuasca trip.
1208
01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:13,809
-But you're not a shaman.
-Trust me.
1209
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,353
I watched this amazing
Hulu doc on it.
1210
01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:17,813
-Don't fight it.
1211
01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:20,566
Feel it.
1212
01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:32,744
Bonjour!
Je m'appelle Pierre!
1213
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:35,247
More cookies!
1214
01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:38,208
Le jump, le bounce.
1215
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,877
Eh, boing, boing, boing.
Look at me.
1216
01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:45,424
I'm so soft. Yay!
1217
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:48,510
Ping! Oopsie, poopsie.
1218
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:52,097
-So long.
1219
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:55,767
Stay friends.
Au revoir!
1220
01:05:01,857 --> 01:05:04,651
Hey, you dropped
some change down here.
1221
01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:06,653
My work here is done.
1222
01:05:14,953 --> 01:05:17,414
I'm sorry I was so rude to you.
1223
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:23,503
There's just so much
pressure to succeed,
1224
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:26,923
and prove everyone wrong.
1225
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:32,179
There's no room to just be.
1226
01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:37,267
If anyone gets that, it's me.
1227
01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:41,313
And I'm a trans woman living
in the Midwest.
1228
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:44,441
There's literally more
Starbucks where I come from
1229
01:05:44,483 --> 01:05:46,443
than there are people
like me.
1230
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:53,116
I know what it feels like
to not be what everyone expects.
1231
01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:59,247
Well, for what it's worth,
1232
01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:02,626
I think you're perfect.
1233
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,849
Hello!
1234
01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:19,976
I'm back, baby. Surprise!
1235
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:21,228
Such good friends.
1236
01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,063
Oh!
1237
01:06:35,283 --> 01:06:37,828
Thank you.
1238
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:40,872
Olivera Suites is proud
to welcome collegiate gamers
1239
01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:43,792
-from across the nation.
1240
01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:47,671
Attention gamers, team check-in
is on the mezzanine level.
1241
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:50,590
-Yeah!
1242
01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:51,883
Oh, look who it is.
1243
01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:54,761
Apparently, they let
anyone in here.
1244
01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:56,763
The Harry Potter convention
is next weekend.
1245
01:06:56,805 --> 01:06:59,433
T-T-T-Trolls in the lobby.
1246
01:06:59,474 --> 01:07:02,686
Oh, Ginny Weasley,
love your work.
1247
01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:05,480
Whatever.
Ginny gets to kiss Harry.
1248
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,650
If they put the sorting hat
on you, you'd be placed
in House Bitch.
1249
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:11,361
You know, it's really a shame
you won't be coming back
in the fall.
1250
01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:14,114
-You two were the best subs
the Betas ever had.
1251
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:16,825
They just keep lowering
that glass ceiling
for you all, don't they?
1252
01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,744
Dude, raising the glass ceiling.
1253
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:21,037
Yeah, nice one, Ri-chodo.
1254
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,748
Actually,
I have a secret to tell you.
Wanna step a little closer?
1255
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:26,126
Ricardo. But I like secrets.
1256
01:07:26,168 --> 01:07:28,044
-Yeah, come here.
-Like here?
1257
01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:29,963
-Yeah, a little bit.
-Okay.
1258
01:07:30,005 --> 01:07:32,507
-Oh, God, no, no, not again.
1259
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:34,342
No! Not again. Not again.
1260
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:37,053
-Diane, hold your mouth.
1261
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,598
-Out of here, out of here.
-I drank a bottle of vinegar
1262
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,266
and ate a tablespoon
of baking soda.
1263
01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:43,351
It's like an eighth grade
science fair in here.
1264
01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:45,520
Ugh, nasty, Diane.
1265
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,189
My stomach's really hurting.
Can we go to the room?
1266
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,815
I need to really use
the toilet immediately.
1267
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:51,735
Hey everyone,
I'm Kelsey Impicciche.
1268
01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:54,196
I'm here at
the national finals in Miami
1269
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:57,491
and the energy here is insane.
What are you hoping to see?
1270
01:07:57,532 --> 01:08:01,828
-Destruction,
carnage, slaughter.
-I wanna see more wombo combos.
1271
01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:04,664
-I'm hoping
for some surprise games.
-What game are they playing?
1272
01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:07,083
What does it take to win
a team competition like this?
1273
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,543
-Stamina.
-Hunger.
1274
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,086
-Experience.
-Plenty of quarters.
1275
01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:11,880
You gotta keep on
filling those machines up.
1276
01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:13,548
Do you have
any early predictions?
1277
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:16,384
-Super Mario, am I right?
-Barrett all the way!
1278
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,637
Well, the Newburn Sakka
made it all the way
to the finals last year.
1279
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,430
So, odds are
they can do it again.
1280
01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:32,776
Welcome to the National
eSports Championships,
presented by Mercedes-Benz.
1281
01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:37,864
Good luck.
1282
01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:45,038
Ranked number ten
in the nation and runner-up
at last year's tournament,
1283
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:51,461
-give a massive welcome
to the Newburn Sakka!
-Yeah, yeah, whoo!
1284
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,632
It's a madhouse out there.
1285
01:08:55,674 --> 01:08:58,093
Yeah, talk about
a baptism by fire.
1286
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:01,388
And their opponents,
seeded dead last,
1287
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:04,057
and the only all-women's team
in the tournament...
1288
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:06,810
-All right, you're up.
Listen, you got this.
-Thanks.
1289
01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:10,480
-Let's go.
You can do it!
-See you out there, Jenna.
1290
01:09:10,522 --> 01:09:14,317
Give it up for the 8-Bits
from Barrett University!
1291
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,166
Oh, yeah, we wanna hear you.
1292
01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,669
We wanna hear you. Let's go.
1293
01:09:32,711 --> 01:09:34,045
Yeah, whoo!
1294
01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:50,896
Oh, my goodness.
1295
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,993
Let's get started!
1296
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:10,540
And the game begins.
1297
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:14,044
In three, two, one.
1298
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:20,008
There's no room for error today.
1299
01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,844
It's win or game over.
1300
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:25,013
Whoo! Let's go.
1301
01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:29,517
-Damn, these guys are good.
-It's like fighting a hive mind.
1302
01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:32,729
An ally has been slain.
1303
01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:34,856
That's it. That's it, guys.
Good work, good work.
1304
01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:38,818
Sakka takes an early lead
and pivots up-lane.
1305
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:41,196
Right, just a little backup
right there.
1306
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:44,616
Newburn wastes little time
and goes straight
for the jugular.
1307
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:47,827
Shit! He's on me.
He's on me. He's on me.
1308
01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:53,416
-Yes!
An enemy has been slain.
1309
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,001
-Crap, that was close.
-Sorry.
1310
01:10:55,043 --> 01:10:56,670
Hey, V, come on. Communicate.
1311
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:05,178
-Oh, yeah! Suck it, ladies!
1312
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:07,222
Sorry, small objects are
a choking hazard.
1313
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,307
Burn! That's my girl!
1314
01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:14,938
-Ah! I need
a little help down here.
-All right, good work.
1315
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:17,899
You're playing five different
games out there. Work together!
1316
01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,442
-Okay, okay, I'm coming.
1317
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:21,319
An ally has been slain.
1318
01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:23,863
-Dang it!
-Nice kill, nice kill.
1319
01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:27,617
It's dire out there for Barrett.
1320
01:11:27,659 --> 01:11:30,495
They just can't break through
the Newburn defense.
1321
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,165
Oh, you wanna do this? Fine.
1322
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:36,960
Yeah, come on down.
That's it, good, good. Whoo!
1323
01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:43,341
Leeroy Jenkins!
1324
01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:45,510
-No, no, no.
1325
01:11:45,552 --> 01:11:47,762
That's a good one.
1326
01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,806
Major move
by the Barrett champion
Narbash.
1327
01:11:49,848 --> 01:11:53,184
Creates an opening
in the mid lane.
1328
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,895
An enemy has been slain.
1329
01:11:55,937 --> 01:11:57,939
Hey, she's making a run for it,
guys! Back to the orb!
1330
01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,984
A surprise advance
by the 8-Bits captain.
1331
01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:02,944
She has swooped
into the open lane.
1332
01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,696
Don't do it, V. Don't do it.
1333
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:07,073
I need some help here. Come on.
1334
01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:09,492
Sakka scrambles
to block her path.
1335
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,165
Wait, she just
reversed direction.
1336
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,916
Come at me, bros!
1337
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,960
Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys!
Go after her!
1338
01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:21,379
Two Newburn
champions have abandoned
their positions
1339
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:24,340
-to hunt her down.
-That's it, that's it, come on!
1340
01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:27,761
Is this a suicide mission?
'Cause it sure looks like it.
1341
01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:31,097
-Yeah, we got you, V.
We got you.
-What are you doing?
1342
01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:33,683
Sakka are hot on her heels.
1343
01:12:36,061 --> 01:12:40,231
A big kill!
They have eliminated
the 8-Bits captain.
1344
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,192
I've cleared the path.
You got this.
1345
01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:43,568
Now avenge me.
1346
01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,071
Okay.
1347
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:48,531
Wait a minute!
1348
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:52,744
The 8-Bit captain's sacrifice
exposed Sakka's backdoor!
1349
01:12:53,953 --> 01:12:55,580
Regroup, come on.
1350
01:12:55,622 --> 01:12:58,750
Come on, boys, back to the orb.
Back to the orb.
1351
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,836
Come on, Slo!
1352
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,464
-Don't look back.
You got it.
1353
01:13:04,506 --> 01:13:08,218
Will they catch
her in time? She's charging
through the mid lane!
1354
01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:11,137
-No, no, no, come on!
It's up for grabs now.
1355
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,473
-They did it!
1356
01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:15,183
She's taken the orb!
1357
01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,601
-Yes!
1358
01:13:17,352 --> 01:13:19,979
Yes! Whoo!
1359
01:13:22,273 --> 01:13:26,027
-That's how it's done!
1360
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:33,785
The 8-Bits advance,
giving us the first upset
of this tournament.
1361
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,090
This match is down to the wire.
1362
01:13:50,176 --> 01:13:51,636
What a win!
1363
01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:58,893
Going, going, and gone!
1364
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:03,481
-The Cleveland Clerics
just got Cleveland steamed.
1365
01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:12,448
There's no stopping Narbash.
1366
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,409
She's taking out the trash.
1367
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:17,412
Suck my glove, chode.
1368
01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:23,293
-Whoo, yes!
-Barrett moves on
to the semifinals.
1369
01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:29,757
The questionable gesturing being
displayed does not represent
the views of this tournament.
1370
01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:32,427
What a match!
Are the 8-Bits the real deal?
1371
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,262
Absolutely!
1372
01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:35,930
-Who are the 8-Bits?
-The all-girl team.
1373
01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:38,183
Yeah, I don't--
I don't see gender.
1374
01:14:38,224 --> 01:14:40,143
Oh, my heart screams the 8-Bits,
1375
01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:42,520
-but my brain's telling me...
-The Betas!
1376
01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:45,023
I'm gonna say no.
Is that okay to say no?
1377
01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:58,286
The Betas are going
to the championships for
the second time in two years.
1378
01:14:58,328 --> 01:15:00,163
Uh, yeah, I mean,
was there any doubt? Come on.
1379
01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:02,790
And it looks like your rivals,
the 8-Bits,
1380
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,210
are just one victory away
from joining you.
1381
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:08,546
Yeah, well, their luck's
about to run out,
so, ticktock, ticktock.
1382
01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:10,965
Well, the rumor is that
the losing Barrett team
1383
01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:13,509
will not be receiving eSports
scholarships next year.
Are you worried?
1384
01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,553
Kelsey, I'm-- I'm--
I'm not worried about that.
1385
01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:17,847
I'm about as worried about that
as global warming, okay.
1386
01:15:17,889 --> 01:15:20,433
It doesn't exist.
We've been undefeated
this entire season
1387
01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:22,852
and whoever we're up against,
we're gonna annihilate.
1388
01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:26,689
So, uh, go, Betas.
Go, Betas. Go, Betas.
1389
01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:29,275
And, uh, I'll see you
out there. Whoo!
1390
01:15:30,902 --> 01:15:34,155
It's a regular David
and Goliath matchup here
in this semifinal.
1391
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:39,202
The 8-Bits are a scrappy bunch,
but if Poughkeepsie
plays their game
1392
01:15:39,244 --> 01:15:43,206
they should make short work
of these overachievers
from Barrett.
1393
01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:44,415
Shut up!
1394
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,793
All right, focus.
1395
01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:00,932
Oh, this chicken.
1396
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:04,394
Lilly, what are you doing?
1397
01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:07,855
What the hell?
Is that a chicken?
1398
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:11,359
Well, I like his pretty
feathers and his sharp talons,
1399
01:16:11,401 --> 01:16:13,111
and his cute little beak!
1400
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,446
You've never played
that character before.
1401
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,365
Did you honestly go
full chicken?
1402
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:19,826
You never go full chicken,
Lilly!
1403
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,413
-Lilly!
-Parker said I could.
1404
01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:26,165
Go with it. Adapt, remember.
1405
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:30,169
Someone's gonna get
Kentucky Fried.
1406
01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:33,298
Three, two, one.
1407
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:37,051
Here we go!
1408
01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:41,222
And the semifinals
are underway.
1409
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:43,433
Stick together as a squad, guys.
1410
01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,892
Let's hit 'em hard.
1411
01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:48,229
The Polygons
have come out strong,
1412
01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:49,981
showcasing their early strategy
1413
01:16:50,023 --> 01:16:52,734
by dealing some
impressive damage
1414
01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,319
to the 8-Bits carry lane.
1415
01:16:55,570 --> 01:16:57,864
-Oh, my God!
-Good job, good job.
1416
01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,699
A quick first kill.
1417
01:16:59,741 --> 01:17:02,076
Keep your head in the game,
guys. Come on!
1418
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:05,121
The Polygons have eliminated
the 8-Bits' support
1419
01:17:05,163 --> 01:17:07,623
and are pushing
into the mid lane.
1420
01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:10,126
Come on,
consolidate, ladies. Defense!
1421
01:17:10,168 --> 01:17:11,586
Where is everyone?
1422
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,421
-Ally has been slain
-Come on!
1423
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:14,881
-Double kill.
1424
01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:17,258
We are dead. We're all dead.
1425
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,553
-Two more 8-Bits
bite the dust.
-Okay.
1426
01:17:20,595 --> 01:17:24,766
The Polygons are dominating
the 8-Bits and smell blood.
1427
01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:26,184
There's one left.
Let's get her.
1428
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,811
Hey! Snap out of it!
1429
01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,229
Focus.
1430
01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:35,485
And V sneaks away...
-Find her!
1431
01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:37,195
All right.
1432
01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:38,988
She's evaded
the Polygons for now,
1433
01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:40,782
but she's low on health.
1434
01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:44,952
There she is, I see her.
1435
01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,413
She's in the jungle.
Let's go!
1436
01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:49,957
The Polygons are back
on the scent.
1437
01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:52,835
Ooh! And a brutal hit.
1438
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:53,920
On me, on me, on me.
1439
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:56,964
We got her now.
1440
01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:05,181
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
1441
01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:07,558
-What the hell is that,
a chicken?
1442
01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:27,286
Ooh! Look at that,
the 8-Bits are back.
1443
01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:30,373
Lilly, the orb! Go!
1444
01:18:30,415 --> 01:18:32,458
It's yours.
1445
01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:36,003
Okay!
1446
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:46,722
Kill her!
1447
01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:49,392
Go...
1448
01:19:00,153 --> 01:19:05,158
Fuck that chicken.
1449
01:19:11,622 --> 01:19:13,458
♪ My dreams are getting
So strange ♪
1450
01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:16,544
♪ I'd like to tell you
Everything I see ♪
1451
01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:22,675
♪ Oh, I see a man in the back
As a matter of fact ♪
1452
01:19:22,717 --> 01:19:24,510
♪ His eyes are as red
As the sun ♪
1453
01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:26,762
♪ And the girl in the corner
Let no one ignore her ♪
1454
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:29,265
♪ 'Cause she thinks
She's the passionate one ♪
1455
01:19:29,307 --> 01:19:32,268
♪ Oh, yeah
It was like lightning ♪
1456
01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:34,937
♪ Everybody was frightening ♪
1457
01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,231
♪ And the music was soothing ♪
1458
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:39,484
♪ And they all
Started grooving ♪
1459
01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:42,278
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1460
01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,242
-All you!
-I won.
1461
01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,536
-Yeah.
-The chicken wins!
1462
01:19:50,578 --> 01:19:52,747
The chicken wins!
1463
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:54,832
♪ Ballroom blitz... ♪
1464
01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:57,627
Talk about a Cinderella story.
1465
01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:00,796
The 8-Bits are going up
against the Betas in the final!
1466
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:03,007
It's me! I won that one!
1467
01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,259
We love you, 8-Bits.
1468
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,385
What?
1469
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,225
You guys, look.
Look who it is.
1470
01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:19,524
You losers aren't dead yet?
1471
01:20:22,944 --> 01:20:24,612
Freaking charity case.
1472
01:20:24,654 --> 01:20:26,447
Dustin!
1473
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:30,660
You are everything that is
wrong with guys like you.
1474
01:20:31,702 --> 01:20:34,330
I don't know why
I didn't do this sooner.
1475
01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:35,665
I quit!
1476
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,417
Suit yourself, bro.
1477
01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:40,461
Wow.
1478
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:43,589
-I quit.
-Jeff?
1479
01:20:43,631 --> 01:20:45,132
Same, I quit.
1480
01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:47,051
Geoff?
1481
01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:49,095
What are we gonna do?
1482
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:52,390
-Hi!
1483
01:20:52,431 --> 01:20:55,851
-We can get them canceled.
-Guys, we can't cancel them.
They're uncancelable.
1484
01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:58,729
Oh. We could play
the long game and get them
hooked onto crystal meth.
1485
01:20:58,771 --> 01:21:01,315
-My stepdad knows--
-Guys, we need
something tonight!
1486
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:04,360
Yeah, we need
some Tonya Harding shit.
1487
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,570
Yeah.
1488
01:21:06,445 --> 01:21:07,697
Wait, no.
1489
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,366
Maybe.
1490
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:12,285
Hey.
1491
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:14,954
You know, I think I got a plan.
1492
01:21:17,957 --> 01:21:21,586
Hi. Thank you.
Keep the change.
1493
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:22,920
Have a good one.
1494
01:21:24,839 --> 01:21:26,007
Girlies.
1495
01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:28,801
Hell yeah. Huzzah.
1496
01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:33,139
And meet my sisters in arms.
1497
01:21:33,764 --> 01:21:35,641
The 8-Bits.
1498
01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:39,437
I am only as strong
as the goddesses
you see on your screen.
1499
01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:47,111
Can you believe it?
1500
01:21:47,153 --> 01:21:48,404
Nope.
1501
01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:51,866
But I believe in all of you.
1502
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,242
Hell yeah.
1503
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,852
I did it.
1504
01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:39,538
What the hell is that?
1505
01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:41,332
Freeze! Don't move!
Hands in the air!
1506
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:45,169
Everyone do it now! Hands up!
1507
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:47,672
You're all under arrest.
1508
01:22:47,713 --> 01:22:49,757
-Can I stream this?
-No!
1509
01:22:49,799 --> 01:22:52,259
-Right, you got it.
1510
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:54,845
Is the coast clear?
1511
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,931
Open the door.
It's the police.
1512
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:59,308
Trust me, you do not want me
to open the door.
1513
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:01,435
Open the door
or we're coming through.
1514
01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,854
I really don't think
that's a good idea.
1515
01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:05,564
Open it.
1516
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,859
Keep your hands
where I can see them.
1517
01:23:10,361 --> 01:23:11,987
It's just my Charmin.
1518
01:23:12,029 --> 01:23:13,322
It's ultra soft.
1519
01:23:13,364 --> 01:23:15,324
Whoa, Jesus God.
1520
01:23:15,366 --> 01:23:17,993
-What is that smell?
1521
01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:21,330
-I'm so sorry.
1522
01:23:21,372 --> 01:23:24,500
-Oh, you poor thing.
-I didn't wipe yet.
1523
01:23:24,542 --> 01:23:26,752
Oh, get back in there
and clean up.
1524
01:23:32,383 --> 01:23:34,385
Great, can they leave now?
1525
01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,304
Terrorist threats
are no prank, ma'am.
1526
01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:40,182
Including what
your Charmin queen did
to the bathroom last night.
1527
01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:42,893
-Uh, I heard that.
-Yeah, we smelled that.
1528
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:45,771
Yeah, and you're gonna see that.
Skid mark right down the chair!
1529
01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:49,525
It was a hoax.
They were swatted. You've
really never heard of that?
1530
01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:52,486
Of course, I've heard of it
but we still have to clear
their names.
1531
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,321
Can I just get a real cop?
1532
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:04,165
-Ma'am?
-Sir?
1533
01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:06,584
-It appears that your team
is free to go.
1534
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:09,128
-What a surprise!
-Except for you.
1535
01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:13,424
-That is a surprise. What?
-Apparently, an account
registered in your name
1536
01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:16,844
hacked into
the Minecraft e-store
for infinite credits.
1537
01:24:16,886 --> 01:24:18,846
Does that ring any bells?
1538
01:24:18,888 --> 01:24:22,475
-Mom, I can totally explain.
-Mm-hmm.
1539
01:24:22,516 --> 01:24:24,935
You're gonna have to stay here
until we sort this out.
1540
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:28,105
-Uh, can I have a minute
with my team?
-Sure.
1541
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:31,692
All right guys,
you have 30 minutes to
get this team onto the field
1542
01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:34,320
-and prepare for war,
you understand?
-Yeah.
1543
01:24:34,361 --> 01:24:37,573
Uh, all right.
So I know I'm always harping on
about how gaming needs to change
1544
01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:40,576
but this team is proof
that it already has.
1545
01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:43,996
You're a bunch of absolute
wackadoodle weirdos,
1546
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:48,125
and you're brilliant
and I believe in each
and every one of you.
1547
01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:51,086
All right.
1548
01:24:52,797 --> 01:24:54,215
To teamwork.
1549
01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:55,508
To sacrifice.
1550
01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:57,468
-To vengeance.
-Love.
1551
01:24:57,510 --> 01:24:58,886
Acceptance.
1552
01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:00,179
Family.
1553
01:25:00,221 --> 01:25:02,556
One, two, three...
1554
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:04,225
8-Bits!
1555
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,227
-Whoo!
-Knock 'em dead.
1556
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:10,022
Wait, really? You finished it?
1557
01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:13,359
Sure did. Took Robo-Manus
down like a punk.
1558
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:16,237
Full disclosure, I uh,
never beat this one myself.
1559
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:21,617
When you came into my house,
I was scared.
1560
01:25:21,659 --> 01:25:25,454
I saw a version of what I could
have been if I hadn't given up.
1561
01:25:26,914 --> 01:25:29,834
You win this,
you win it for both of us.
1562
01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:32,169
Good luck.
1563
01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:33,337
Thanks.
1564
01:25:35,422 --> 01:25:36,715
Proud of you.
1565
01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:48,894
Ladies and gentlemen,
it looks like the Barrett 8-Bits
are a no-show.
1566
01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:51,021
-Where's V?
-I-- I don't know.
1567
01:25:53,065 --> 01:25:56,986
They're moments away
from forfeiting
the national championship.
1568
01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:03,492
Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three...
1569
01:26:03,534 --> 01:26:05,870
Oh, no! Oh, no.
Here they come.
1570
01:26:05,911 --> 01:26:07,830
♪ Oh, my God ♪
1571
01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:21,886
♪ 'Cause I'm a beast
Where you at?
I've been unleashed ♪
1572
01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:25,514
-We have a match!
1573
01:26:25,556 --> 01:26:27,766
♪ 'Cause I'm a beast
Where you at? ♪
1574
01:26:27,808 --> 01:26:30,227
♪ I've been unleashed
What you doing? ♪
1575
01:26:30,269 --> 01:26:31,437
Let's go.
1576
01:26:40,029 --> 01:26:44,033
Who's ready to crown
a new national champion?
1577
01:26:46,911 --> 01:26:49,830
Looks like we're gonna have to
get our hands dirty today
after all, boys.
1578
01:26:49,872 --> 01:26:52,541
Oh, do we have
a grudge match today!
1579
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,169
To say these two teams
dislike each other
1580
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,463
is the understatement
of the century.
1581
01:27:00,174 --> 01:27:01,675
-Go, V!
-Whoo!
1582
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,566
Okay, ladies, listen up.
1583
01:27:17,608 --> 01:27:21,612
No matter what they say or do,
we stick to our game.
1584
01:27:21,654 --> 01:27:25,658
-Let's win this for Parker.
-Hell yeah.
1585
01:27:25,699 --> 01:27:28,619
-Got it.
-Whoo!
1586
01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:33,165
Three, two, one.
1587
01:27:33,207 --> 01:27:36,460
-Here we go!
1588
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:44,385
Both teams appear to be
choosing standard builds,
and sadly, no more chickens.
1589
01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:46,345
Come on, ladies.
1590
01:27:46,387 --> 01:27:49,431
Right out of the game,
the 8-Bits are applying
1591
01:27:49,473 --> 01:27:53,602
some serious pressure as
the first minion waves collide.
1592
01:27:56,814 --> 01:27:57,982
No!
1593
01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,650
-Whoo!
1594
01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:01,694
First kill of the night, baby.
1595
01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:04,905
With a quick first kill,
the 8-Bits are in the lead.
1596
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:07,282
-Keep it up, girls.
-All right, let's go, boys.
1597
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:13,122
-You shall not pass!
-No!
1598
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:16,375
-Oh, you wet rat bitch!
-Oh, how do you like that?
1599
01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:19,962
It looks like Narbash has been
Nar-smashed.
1600
01:28:20,004 --> 01:28:22,589
Sloane, probe the line.
Lilly, show no mercy.
1601
01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:24,133
-Roger that.
-No problem.
1602
01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:27,261
And what's this?
1603
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:29,263
Kallari, pouncing out
from the jungle
1604
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:31,265
on a pair
of unsuspecting Betas.
1605
01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:36,562
Shit.
1606
01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:43,694
Eat it.
1607
01:28:43,736 --> 01:28:46,989
Ooh, that poor child was ganked
in the jungle.
1608
01:28:47,031 --> 01:28:49,908
The Betas have quickly
evened up the playing field.
1609
01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:51,577
All right, regroup,
regroup.
1610
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,457
8-Bits, 8-Bits...
1611
01:28:56,498 --> 01:29:01,879
8-Bits, 8-Bits,
8-Bits, 8-Bits...
1612
01:29:11,221 --> 01:29:12,681
Go, V! Go!
1613
01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:15,809
V, take my lead.
1614
01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:17,144
Got it.
1615
01:29:18,729 --> 01:29:21,648
-Hey, Dustin's all alone,
it's three-on-one.
-My favorite.
1616
01:29:24,902 --> 01:29:27,529
Shit, they're all over me.
Where are you guys?
1617
01:29:27,571 --> 01:29:29,865
The reigning champs
are on the ropes.
1618
01:29:29,907 --> 01:29:32,993
If the Betas don't rally,
they will lose their title.
1619
01:29:33,035 --> 01:29:34,286
I got you, Captain.
1620
01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:36,121
About time.
1621
01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:40,876
-That was brutal.
-No!
1622
01:29:40,918 --> 01:29:44,838
That wombo combo just
decimated the 8-Bits.
1623
01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,549
-Now, that's some real support.
-Support this.
1624
01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:59,895
After the two teams
trade killing blows, we're down
to just the captains.
1625
01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:11,532
Without the support
of her team, the 8-Bits
captain is turning tail
1626
01:30:11,573 --> 01:30:14,034
and fleeing the mid lane.
1627
01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:15,953
Keep running.
Keep trying to run.
1628
01:31:23,729 --> 01:31:24,813
Come on, attack me!
1629
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:34,114
You can run all day.
1630
01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:47,961
-Ha!
1631
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:48,837
Shit!
1632
01:31:59,932 --> 01:32:03,268
You got this. Patience, V.
1633
01:32:12,986 --> 01:32:15,572
Wait. Wait for it.
1634
01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:18,867
Now!
1635
01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:36,218
-Yes! Yes!
1636
01:32:36,260 --> 01:32:37,469
The 8-Bits win!
1637
01:32:37,511 --> 01:32:39,513
The 8-Bits win!
1638
01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,848
They've won the title!
1639
01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:47,688
Yes! Whoo!
1640
01:33:13,839 --> 01:33:16,842
That game was bullshit!
Each and every one of you
is replaceable.
1641
01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:18,969
Why didn't you do
what you were told?
1642
01:33:19,011 --> 01:33:20,012
Hey.
1643
01:33:23,307 --> 01:33:24,474
Good game.
1644
01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:38,405
Congratulations,
1645
01:33:38,447 --> 01:33:39,740
support.
1646
01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:45,954
-Keep walking, Ricardo.
-No touching.
1647
01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:51,752
Mercedes-Benz proudly presents
1648
01:33:51,793 --> 01:33:56,006
your new national
eSports champions,
1649
01:33:56,048 --> 01:33:59,301
the Barrett University 8-Bits!
1650
01:34:05,307 --> 01:34:07,309
We did it, girls! Yes!
1651
01:34:17,110 --> 01:34:20,072
8-Bits, 8-Bits...
1652
01:34:28,121 --> 01:34:30,374
-V!
-We did it!
1653
01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:34,378
-Look at that thing.
-Owen, hey.
1654
01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:37,798
Congrats, you guys killed
the Betas out there.
1655
01:34:37,839 --> 01:34:40,467
-And you didn't play.
-As much as I would have loved
1656
01:34:40,509 --> 01:34:42,844
to have gotten
my ass kicked by you,
1657
01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:47,015
I couldn't be the good guy
if I kept playing
with the bad guys.
1658
01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:50,477
So, I did a lot of thinking
about it and, you know, I...
1659
01:34:50,519 --> 01:34:52,896
-Ooh.
-Ah.
1660
01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:55,357
Yeah, the cup's in the way.
1661
01:34:55,399 --> 01:34:57,275
Well, that was a moment lost.
1662
01:34:57,317 --> 01:34:58,860
-Here we go.
-Whoa.
1663
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:00,821
-Sloane, can you take this?
-Roger that.
1664
01:35:06,493 --> 01:35:07,744
Wow.
1665
01:35:07,786 --> 01:35:09,579
You owe me 50 bucks.
1666
01:35:10,956 --> 01:35:12,707
-Oh, move, man.
-Police,
out of the way!
1667
01:35:13,834 --> 01:35:15,752
Stop! You're under arrest!
1668
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:18,296
What is happening?
1669
01:35:21,591 --> 01:35:23,844
-Stop struggling.
-Get off me!
1670
01:35:23,885 --> 01:35:25,720
You think false threats
are funny?
1671
01:35:25,762 --> 01:35:28,014
Damn it! That was Ricardo!
I didn't do it!
1672
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:30,517
-No!
-Show mercy.
1673
01:35:30,559 --> 01:35:35,021
-It was Ricardo!
-V, it's an honor to meet you.
1674
01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:39,818
I work with Mercedes-Benz.
How would you feel about
us sponsoring your team?
1675
01:35:39,860 --> 01:35:43,738
-Like at Barrett?
-I was thinking pro.
1676
01:35:43,780 --> 01:35:48,326
We're also throwing in a GLA 250
for each member of the team.
1677
01:35:48,368 --> 01:35:50,203
Oh, my God!
1678
01:35:52,581 --> 01:35:54,416
Yes, yes, yes.
1679
01:35:54,458 --> 01:35:56,293
-We're in.
1680
01:35:56,334 --> 01:36:01,006
-Oh, my God!
1681
01:36:01,047 --> 01:36:03,383
♪ This is for the girls
This is for the girls ♪
1682
01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:05,135
♪ All around the world
All around the world ♪
1683
01:36:05,177 --> 01:36:06,803
♪ Everybody, come get it
Come get it ♪
1684
01:36:06,845 --> 01:36:08,513
♪ Come get it
Come get it ♪
1685
01:36:08,555 --> 01:36:10,474
♪ Come get it, come get it
Come get it ♪
1686
01:36:10,515 --> 01:36:12,184
♪ This is for the girls
With the attitude ♪
1687
01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:14,478
♪ Girls from the avenue
Make a hate-'em attitude ♪
1688
01:36:14,519 --> 01:36:17,063
♪ Hit 'em with a stack or two
We come through and execute ♪
1689
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:20,567
♪ Turn it up, go get the booze ♪
1690
01:36:20,609 --> 01:36:22,736
♪ Confidence is key
When you're steppin' out ♪
1691
01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:25,155
♪ Meet the drummer at
The doorstep for your house ♪
1692
01:36:25,197 --> 01:36:27,616
♪ We hit the club
We gon' tear it up ♪
1693
01:36:27,657 --> 01:36:32,037
Hey, Mercedes,
how far to Los Angeles?
1694
01:36:32,078 --> 01:36:38,084
The current distance to your
destination is 2,791 miles.
1695
01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:46,426
Who keeps ass-blasting
the Benz?
1696
01:36:46,468 --> 01:36:48,386
-My windows
won't roll down.
1697
01:36:48,428 --> 01:36:50,514
Cut it out, that is wrong!
1698
01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:52,057
Ugh, can't open my eyes.
1699
01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:53,850
My eyes are burning.
I can't see.
1700
01:36:53,892 --> 01:36:55,894
Oh my God, I think
the child locks are on.
1701
01:36:55,936 --> 01:36:57,896
-Diane!
1702
01:36:57,938 --> 01:36:59,523
-Jesus Christ.
-Suffer!
1703
01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:01,274
God, no!
1704
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:03,109
What is wrong with you?
1705
01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:05,070
Man, it went right up
my nostrils.
1706
01:37:05,111 --> 01:37:06,780
You guys are shaming me
right now.
1707
01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:08,990
And it makes me feel
really embarrassed.
1708
01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:11,660
Sorry, Diane.
You're seen here. We love you.
1709
01:37:13,453 --> 01:37:15,914
But check this out.
This is pretty bananas.
This is a Kenny G solo.
1710
01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:20,168
-Damn it!
1711
01:37:20,210 --> 01:37:22,504
♪ All around the world
All around the world ♪
1712
01:37:22,546 --> 01:37:24,548
♪ If you want it
Come and get it
Come get it, come get it ♪
1713
01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:26,341
♪ Come get it, come get it ♪
1714
01:37:26,383 --> 01:37:28,635
♪ Come get it
Come get it, hey ♪
1715
01:37:28,677 --> 01:37:33,139
♪ Turn heads when we walking
Turn up when we popping ♪
1716
01:37:33,181 --> 01:37:34,724
We did it, ladies.
1717
01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:37,269
Congrats on
your national championship.
1718
01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:38,812
But we'll see how you do
in the pro circuit.
1719
01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,855
Well, I didn't get my pension,
1720
01:37:40,897 --> 01:37:44,192
but we did get
a win for women everywhere,
1721
01:37:44,234 --> 01:37:46,778
which apparently
is most important.
1722
01:37:46,820 --> 01:37:48,530
-Go 8-Bits!
-1UP. Ding-ding.
1723
01:37:48,572 --> 01:37:49,990
I'm gonna send you
a roll of quarters.
1724
01:37:50,031 --> 01:37:51,741
You're gonna need it,
especially if you're going pro.
1725
01:37:51,783 --> 01:37:53,743
Guess who else is going pro?
1726
01:37:53,785 --> 01:37:56,705
Me, baby!
So, watch your back, ladies,
1727
01:37:56,746 --> 01:38:00,333
'cause the Taint Wizard
is coming!
1728
01:38:22,272 --> 01:38:24,524
♪ Fighting for my clan
Hoshido needs protection ♪
1729
01:38:24,566 --> 01:38:26,693
♪ See me in the courtroom
Raising up my objections ♪
1730
01:38:26,735 --> 01:38:28,987
♪ Infections? Get an injection
Inside my hospital ♪
1731
01:38:29,029 --> 01:38:31,656
♪ I'm earning all these bells
Selling insects
That are tropical ♪
1732
01:38:31,698 --> 01:38:34,117
♪ Mario Kart, tag-team racing
And I'm coming first ♪
1733
01:38:34,159 --> 01:38:38,538
Would you rather a group
of orcs capture you,
1734
01:38:38,580 --> 01:38:41,499
bring you back to their base,
tie you to a chair,
1735
01:38:41,541 --> 01:38:45,086
open your mouth
and make you drink orc mead,
1736
01:38:45,128 --> 01:38:48,214
or kiss Ricardo?
1737
01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,967
-I'm gonna go with the orc mead.
-Yeah, no-brainer, totally hot.
1738
01:38:51,009 --> 01:38:52,886
-Yeah, definitely the orcs.
-Yeah, the first one.
1739
01:38:52,927 --> 01:38:56,848
-I mean, yeah.
-Hmm, guess I'm an orc girl.
1740
01:38:56,890 --> 01:38:59,643
Okay, Ricardo,
I hope you heard all of that.
1741
01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:02,062
See you when we get
back from LA.
1742
01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:03,647
Bye, Ricardo.
1743
01:39:03,688 --> 01:39:05,732
Why did I have to be
naked for this?
1744
01:39:05,774 --> 01:39:07,192
Bye.
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