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Previously
on Maggie...
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- The closer I am to your
energy, the clearer my vision.
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You will fall in love.
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There'll be a wedding.
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A family.
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It's going to be unlike anything
you've ever experienced.
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I saw myself in a
vision. I was married.
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- I'm going to make
a wish that I spend
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more time with you tonight.
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- I want to tell you something
about the reading I gave you.
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What? What is it?
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- In your reading,
I saw your future,
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and this doesn't work out.
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I have no idea what my
future looks like anymore.
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I have to let the new tenant in.
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- Ben.
- Maggie.
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- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
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- I live here. What
are you doing here?
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- I live here now with Jessie.
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- Amazing.
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- Maggie.
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Maggie.
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I'm sorry.
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- Are you thinking
about him, dear?
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- Who?
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- Peewee? My missing parakeet.
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The police won't even look into
it unless it's been 48 hours
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and it's a person.
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- Did, um, did you
bring an item of his?
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- Yes, I did.
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His doll. I had it
made to look like me.
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- Whoa.
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You'll have to give me the
name of your doll person.
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- Oh, sure.
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- Let me see what I can do.
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Come on, you
got this. Dig deeper.
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Let's go, let's go. Come
on, everybody.
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- Oh.
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I'm so sorry, Margot.
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Uh...
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your bird is gone.
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- What?
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You're supposed to
make me feel better,
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Yes!
not worse.
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There's a reason I go to a
psychic and not a therapist.
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- Well, unfortunately, the
truth doesn't always care
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about how we feel.
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- Got to get back on eBay now.
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For sale. Bird shoes.
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Never worn.
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- Custom. From the bird cobbler.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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- I can't believe you have
your own psychic store now.
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I always wonder how these
places stay in business.
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- Aww, you're sweet.
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Yeah, it just kind of
felt like the right move.
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You know, I can actually
focus on work here
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away from all the
distractions of the duplex.
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It's honestly almost perfect.
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- Why almost?
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Pick it up! Pick it up!
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Those love handles aren't going
to handle themselves, ladies!
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- I'm next to a CrossFit gym.
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Dig, dig. There's no
shopping for a thigh gap. Come on!
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- Seriously?
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- Sorry.
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- This is a great
location. How do I look?
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- Whoa, did you get your hair
in your mustache bleach again?
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- What? No. The box said
Jared Leto uses this color.
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- You want the truth?
- Not from you.
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You've got worse bedside
manner than my gynecologist.
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And she says "whoa"
to everything.
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- Hi, girls.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Maria.
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- I brought a sunlamp.
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- It's supposed to
boost your moods.
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- I'm sad just looking at it.
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- Well, I can't return it
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because the catalog
already went bankrupt.
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- Ah.
- Now, I have a question.
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And don't say no.
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My meat man's disease-free
son just moved to town.
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- Oh, sounds hot.
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- John is 30 and
owns a bed frame,
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so I give him your number.
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- That sounds promising.
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Thank you, Mom, uh, but
I don't feel like dating.
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I've just tried that, and
it was a huge mistake.
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- With who? I
love him for you.
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- Mom. I'm not in
the mood, okay.
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- Whoa. Oh.
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- How about now?
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- Really?
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- Oh hey.
- Hi, ladies.
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- Hi.
- Oh wait, are you having a party?
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- Uh, not that I know of.
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- We're having a party!
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- It's a housewarming.
I hope that's okay.
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- Oh.
- Of course!
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I don't live here, but
I love warming homes.
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- Hey, babe, do you
think it's weird
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that Ben and Maggie hooked up
and now they're all just, like,
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living in this apartment
complex together?
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- No, that's not weird.
- No?
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- People have to live somewhere.
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- Yeah, but it's all so fast.
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I mean, do you think that my
brother even loves Jessie?
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- Of course, he loves Jessie.
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Everybody loves Jessie.
She's like ketchup.
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- You guys are going
to come, right?
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It'll be fun, and
it won't go late.
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I hope it's not
going to go late.
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Can you see when people
are going to leave?
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- Oh no. Unfortunately, I
can't choose what I see.
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That's why I end up having
so many visions of old men
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shaving their shoulders.
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Yeah, it's a thing.
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- I hope that's not why you ran
away halfway through my reading.
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- You ran away during his reading?
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- No, I didn't run away. I
just saw all there was to see.
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- Oh, I bet you know
some things that I don't.
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Oh gosh.
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I should get to bed, huh?
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- It's, uh, 4:15.
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- Yes, stay, Dave made beer.
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And we also have good beer.
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- Oh, but we actually
like unregulated alcohol.
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- Oh, do we?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Let's try it.
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You're acting a little weird.
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- I'm sorry. I know.
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I can't be hanging around
with the guy that I slept with
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and his new old girlfriend and
her very angular clavicles.
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- You might end up loving
her. You've been wrong before.
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Remember when we were kids
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and you had that vision
of me driving a PT Cruiser
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and therefore predicted that
I would be a millionaire?
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- It looked very
fancy back then,
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and I had no context.
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And predictions aside,
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Jessie does not know
about me and Ben,
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so the less time I spend
around her, the better.
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- Hmm. Oh.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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- You know, Amy is
coming over on Thursday.
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You guys should join.
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We can do a girls' night. We
can discuss that hair issue.
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- We'd love to.
- Amazing.
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Ooh, we can play a drinking
game where we say we're fine,
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but then drink until
we admit we're not
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and spill all of
our darkest secrets.
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Okay.
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Sometimes I go to
IKEA for dinner.
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- I don't wear underwear
when I try on swimsuits.
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- Sometimes I let my dog...
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- Okay, guys, we haven't
started playing yet.
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- That's right. We got to
save this energy for Thursday.
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Can't wait.
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- Why would you agree to that?
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I can't spill my
darkest secrets to her.
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And you know how I
get when I Sancerre.
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- But she does hair
professionally.
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That's the most important friend
I can have next to someone
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who knows how to wax it off.
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Next to you, my numero uno.
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No, no.
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- Mm-mm.
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- Ooh. Is that
Bulgarian rosewater?
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- Pine-Sol. I'm having
an earwig problem.
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Oh, I have had a day.
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You wouldn't believe this
lady that was in here upset
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about her lost bird.
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What she should have been upset
about is her online shopping habit.
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- Wait. Margot came to you?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What is with everybody?
Nobody wants the truth anymore.
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- Well, not the way
you stab it into them.
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I just told her the bird ended
up on a singles nudist cruise.
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That's where I'd fly away to.
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Angel.
- Sorry.
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- Yeah. Aren't we supposed
to be honest with people,
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even if it hurts them?
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- Well, yeah,
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but maybe you can start by
being honest with yourself.
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- Okay. What do you mean?
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- I mean, you're using your
disappointment over Ben
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as an excuse to put
your walls back up.
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I can see it.
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- Okay, maybe I'm
protecting myself.
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But... it's because I saw
myself ending up with Ben,
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and then it turned
out I was wrong,
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which means I was actually
right, and I end up alone.
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- Aww. Maybe Ben is the one.
Maybe he isn't. Maybe...
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Shh!
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- I wasn't talking.
- Hush, child.
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Who is the girthy
Adonis you're talking to
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at some housewarming party?
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- Oh, I'm not going
to that party.
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- Oh, you are.
- I have no date prospects.
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- You do.
- My mom tried to set me up with someone,
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but I never called him back.
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- Trust me, you're going to
want to call this one back.
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He's got that muscly V thing
that goes right to the crotch.
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And this is me
high-fiving an elephant's paw.
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- Wow. What's that like?
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- It's hard to explain,
but it's kind of like
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when two people... slap
hands together, I guess.
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Kind of.
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- So how long did
you live in Thailand?
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- A week.
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Yeah, but it was a super,
super important week.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, like...
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- Hmm.
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- Can I interest you
guys in some dessert?
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- Oh, you don't want any, right?
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- No.
- No.
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I would actually love some.
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I'll get you a menu.
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- This girls' night
hasn't even started yet,
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and I already want to leave.
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You sure it's not weird to
bring a single tiny cucumber?
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- No. Jessie strikes
me as someone
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who's really into
water-forward vegetables.
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- Okay, well, what
did you bring?
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- The cucumber's
from both of us.
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- Come on.
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- Hi.
- Hi. This is from me.
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- You're amazing
for bringing this.
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- Is that a Persian?
- Yes.
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- I love Persians.
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- Oh, hi.
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I didn't know you all
were hanging out tonight.
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- Yeah. You got to have
girls for a girls' night.
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- Right.
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Well, I'm, uh...
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I'm off to meet Dave.
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- Aww, I love it when
you two hang out,
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'cause it's still
kind of about me.
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- Ah, it's not.
- Well.
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- Um, have a good night.
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- Alright, Maggie. Spill it.
What happened with you two?
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- What do you mean?
- Your date?
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The landlord said you went
out with some meat prince.
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She was very excited about
the possibility of free ham.
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Your mom says hi, by the way.
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- John. Yes, him.
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- Who is this John?
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- Very sweet, but not my thing.
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- Well, what is your thing?
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- I mean, I'm a psychic, so I guess
I just want somebody unpredictable
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00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,117
who can surprise me.
252
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,578
John was ugly, wasn't he?
253
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,752
Wow. I literally
can't think of words
254
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,961
and look at him
at the same time.
255
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,174
- Okay, Maggie, I love you, even
though you still haven't accepted
256
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,509
my period app friend request.
257
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,762
But I feel like I just,
I don't understand you
258
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,847
if you don't want to go
out with this guy again.
259
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,890
- Let me see.
260
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,560
- Well, listen, there are
some perks to being single.
261
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,020
That being said, it
sounds like a nightmare.
262
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,647
And I wouldn't wish
it on my worst enemy.
263
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,023
That's why I'm married.
264
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,775
- Aren't you and
Dave not married?
265
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,236
- Hmm. Not legally.
266
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,737
We got married at Burning Man.
267
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,198
It was officiated by
an unlicensed wizard.
268
00:10:57,199 --> 00:11:00,451
- Oh.
- He builds Adirondack chairs!
269
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,746
Maggie, what
is wrong with you?
270
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,875
- So this guy lives in the sea,
271
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,044
and he and the
octopus are together?
272
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,629
I don't think
they put labels on it,
273
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,757
but I got a good feeling they're
going to make it after all.
274
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,384
- I got a good feeling
that octopus has
275
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,802
no idea what's going on.
276
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,806
- Ben, love is love, even with
a tentacle. Can't fight it.
277
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,519
- Listen. Um, when did you
know my sister was the one?
278
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,395
- That's not a thing
you know, mate.
279
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,273
It's like how do you know
water feels good? It just does.
280
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:31,524
- Well, not always.
281
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,733
Sometimes you drink
the wrong kind,
282
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,110
and it ruins the
family vacation.
283
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,696
- Okay, worrywart. See, your
problem is you think too much.
284
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,447
Just feel. Quick, what's
your favorite direction?
285
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,449
- Uh, what?
- Mine's forward and to the left.
286
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,493
Stop thinking. Just answer.
What's your favorite time?
287
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,829
- 11:11. Because it reminds
me of four tiny swords.
288
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,206
- Alright. What's yours?
289
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,250
- My future with Amy.
290
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,669
Wow. That was interesting.
291
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,920
My intuition just
taught me something.
292
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,047
Your turn. Jessie,
do you love her?
293
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,049
- Yeah, I do.
294
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,676
- Nice. What are you drinking?
295
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,511
- A crisp white would be nice.
296
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,138
- Your intuition is
wrong. Two big beers.
297
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,724
- Two big beers.
- Two big beers.
298
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,392
Alright.
What do you think?
299
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,269
- I love it.
- Yeah?
300
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,270
So good.
- So good.
301
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,813
- Yes. Okay.
302
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,273
How much do I owe you?
303
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,193
Um, let's see.
Where's my wallet?
304
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,945
Oh, there's the exotic
cucumber I gifted you.
305
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,365
- It's on the house.
- What?
306
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,325
Thank you.
307
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:25,286
Who knew having a friend
who does hair is so awesome?
308
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,081
- Oh my god. Are we allowed to
call each other friends now?
309
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,167
- Yeah.
- I didn't want to, like, say it first
310
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,045
and, you know,
scare you guys off.
311
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,546
I haven't made new
friends in a while.
312
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,797
- Yeah, me neither.
313
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,300
- No, I get that for you.
314
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,553
Makes me so upset because
you deserve everything.
315
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,973
We all deserve everything.
Women are amazing.
316
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,018
- What did you see
in Ben's reading?
317
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,146
- Oh. Um...
318
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,232
- I'm sorry. I
shouldn't ask that,
319
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,650
but I've been
wanting to all night.
320
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,444
Um, Ben and I have been
off and on for a while,
321
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,820
so I get in my head sometimes,
322
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,199
and I was just wondering if
you saw me in his future.
323
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,450
- Well...
324
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,119
Oh. That's the door.
325
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,374
- Hi.
- Hi.
326
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,583
I hope I'm in the right place.
327
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,960
Maggie texted me to come by,
328
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,920
told me to wear
basketball shorts.
329
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,964
- Please have a
seat in this chair.
330
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,925
Or, you know, you can build
one or whatever you want.
331
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:24,470
- I can do both.
332
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,557
- Can I have that back?
- Yeah.
333
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,475
There you go.
334
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,309
I'm Louise, by the way.
335
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,436
- Hi. I'm John.
- Hi.
336
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,566
Oh, is that a Persian?
337
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,318
Oh my god...
338
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,696
- Oh! Oh god.
339
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,031
- Whoa! Uh...
340
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,908
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to scare you.
341
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,452
- Yeah. You just keep
popping up everywhere, huh?
342
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,871
- No more surprises.
- Yeah.
343
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,832
- I, I promise.
- Hmm.
344
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:53,917
Keys.
- Your keys.
345
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,170
- Don't think. Just answer.
346
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,463
Are you sure?
- Yes.
347
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,783
I'm going to ask
her at the party.
348
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,095
- Well, I should get
to bed.
349
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,139
- Makes more sense now
than when you said it
350
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:09,390
at four o'clock
in the afternoon.
351
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,392
Yep.
352
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,272
- How was your date
with the Adonis?
353
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,316
- Physically, Helvetica.
354
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,360
Emotionally, Wingdings.
355
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,447
- Tiny wiener?
- I don't know. I didn't see it.
356
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,698
- Oh, well, there's always Ben.
357
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,409
- No, there isn't.
358
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,453
I had a vision of him
proposing to Jessie
359
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,787
at their housewarming party.
360
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,497
- Fun.
361
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,791
I love a tacky
public engagement.
362
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,627
It's my favorite part
of straight culture.
363
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:41,047
- Angel, why do you keep
telling me to be open-minded?
364
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,674
Just tell me I'm doomed
and let me give up.
365
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,177
I'm not like our clients.
I can handle the truth.
366
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,387
- Okay, here's the truth.
367
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,059
Your problem is you
can see the future,
368
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,268
but you never see past it.
369
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,770
- What's past the future?
370
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,064
- Hope, honey.
371
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,775
And that is something
that everybody needs.
372
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:01,777
In that regard,
373
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,362
you're no different
than your clients.
374
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,114
- What am I even hoping for?
375
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,534
- You'll know, when it
walks through your door.
376
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,078
Oh.
377
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,121
Oh, I need a Tums.
378
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,374
Those tiny wieners
go right through me.
379
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960
- I am surprised
to see you back.
380
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,921
- I don't know where else to go.
381
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,297
Jo-Ann Fabric was closed,
382
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,509
and the world just keeps
moving on without my bird.
383
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,011
And I can't seem to...
384
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,265
- I know what you mean.
- I'm just hopeless.
385
00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:35,768
- You know what?
386
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,522
Even psychics need to
double-check their work sometimes.
387
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,608
Can I have your hands?
388
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,111
This bond
389
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,904
between the octopus
and its human...
390
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,281
- I love you.
391
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,575
- Hmm.
392
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,827
Well, I don't know how
to tell you this, Margot,
393
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,997
but I do see a bird
in your future.
394
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,956
- Are we happy?
- Yeah.
395
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,586
- Thank you.
396
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,045
CROSSFIT
Pain is a gift!
397
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,340
It is everyone's... MAGGIE:
Oh. Watch out, Margot.
398
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,718
Uh, who are
you? What are you doing?
399
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,803
- Please, don't make
me go back out there.
400
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,263
We have been running up and down
401
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,682
the same staircase
for 20 minutes.
402
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,559
- Yeah. You lost me at running.
403
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,894
- That's where
they lost me, too.
404
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,354
Oh god, I'm so sorry.
405
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:25,651
- Well, I mean, you can
hide in here if you want.
406
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,070
- Can I? I won't touch anything.
407
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,352
- Oh. I think you're going to
change your mind about that.
408
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,658
- Wow.
409
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,494
You must be psychic.
410
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,915
So what do you do here?
- I'm a psychic.
411
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,958
- Well, that explains it.
412
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,419
I'm Daniel, by the way.
413
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,547
- Maggie.
- Thank you, Maggie.
414
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,843
Maybe, just maybe, this will
get me through the battle ropes.
415
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,598
- Well, turns out I like giving
people a little hope now and then.
416
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,851
- Look, um,
417
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:01,521
I hate to ask you this when
you can see the outline
418
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,356
of my nipples through my shirt.
419
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,359
But, um...
420
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,821
would you want to
go out sometime?
421
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,492
- Actually, um,
422
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,744
what are you doing tonight?
423
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,413
- I may or may not
die from CrossFit,
424
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,874
but if I'm alive, I'm available.
425
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,876
- Perfect.
426
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,884
- Thank you.
427
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,427
Hi. Thanks for coming.
428
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,222
Oh, bar's over
there. Food's inside.
429
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,516
Uh, the party does end at
10:00, but have a great time.
430
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,684
- You look great, by the way.
431
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,228
I almost didn't recognize you
with your nipples covered.
432
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,314
- Oh, don't worry.
They're still there.
433
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,359
- So glad you decided to come.
- Thanks for having me.
434
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,403
- Yeah. So, what
were you doing today?
435
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,738
- Oh, I was counting trees all
throughout my neighborhood.
436
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,532
- Oh. How many were there?
437
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,451
- Two.
- Oh, okay.
438
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,372
Oh my gosh. John
is so fascinating.
439
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,624
Did you know that he's
found every Waldo?
440
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,668
- Yeah. That was the
first thing he told me.
441
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,045
- Oh, hey, Maggie.
Have you seen Dave?
442
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,672
Not like in the
future, but like now.
443
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,007
- Oh no, I haven't
seen him in either.
444
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,425
- Oh, I bet John could find him.
445
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,677
- Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
446
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,431
- Have you seen Dave?
447
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,392
- Oh.
- Hi. Uh, thank you all so much for coming
448
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:25,147
to celebrate this new
chapter for Jessie and me.
449
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:26,772
There's a lot that could be said
450
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,568
for finding the right
person in your life.
451
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,489
Which brings us to what
this night is really about.
452
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:36,992
- Dave.
453
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,788
- Thanks, mate. Where's Amy?
454
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,332
Um...
- Sorry. Excuse me.
455
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,375
- Oh god. There you are.
456
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,920
- Dave, what are you doing?
- You're as beautiful today
457
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,088
as the day when we maybe
got married at Burning Man.
458
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,507
- Oh.
459
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,925
- And I'm not even on mushrooms.
460
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,763
I've never looked
back from that moment.
461
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,390
But recently,
462
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,313
I've been finding myself looking
forward and a little to the left.
463
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,356
- Your favorite direction?
464
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,276
- That's my favorite
direction. You know me so well.
465
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,653
I know I have my head
in the clouds sometimes
466
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,446
and I don't always read
your text messages,
467
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,324
especially when you
send a bunch in a row.
468
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,201
But I don't want to go
another day wondering
469
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,788
if that wizard that married
us had a license or not.
470
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,919
Aww!
471
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,546
- Will you marry me?
For real this time?
472
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,589
- Yes. Of course.
473
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,633
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
- Yes!
474
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,759
- Yes!
475
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,470
- Woo!
476
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,060
- She said yes!
- Yes!
477
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,563
- Ooh, I did not
see that coming.
478
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,733
- Me neither. I had no
idea he was Australian.
479
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,319
- Yeah, I'm just hearing it now.
480
00:19:58,782 --> 00:19:59,991
Let me guess...
481
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,659
Texting that you looked
for me to say good night
482
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,077
but now you need to get to bed?
483
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,829
- Oh, this is awkward.
484
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,624
I didn't save your number.
What's your name again?
485
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:10,868
- I need to ask you something.
486
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,881
- Oh.
- I'm going to ask her at the party.
487
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,425
- You were going to ask me.
- Well, we haven't talked.
488
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,428
And it's weird that I moved into
your duplex with my girlfriend,
489
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,388
especially after we, you know.
490
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,266
- Took the D train to V town.
491
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,393
- I was going to say "spent
a lovely night together."
492
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,603
- Oh.
493
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,271
- Which is kind of the problem.
494
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,315
- You're pregnant.
495
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,944
- I wanted to ask if I
should tell Jessie about us.
496
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,821
- Oh.
- I love her.
497
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,365
And I don't want to hurt her.
498
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,161
- Oh, gorgeous.
499
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,873
- You know, I think the truth
can hurt people sometimes.
500
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:52,126
And maybe it's better if we just
501
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,753
leave the past in the past.
502
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:54,922
- Yeah, yeah.
503
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:56,965
You're probably right.
504
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,053
What about us? We'll be okay?
505
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:02,763
- Yeah, we're friends.
506
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,390
- We're friends.
507
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,517
Good news.
508
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:10,354
She must see you in her future
if she's keeping you around, huh?
509
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,858
- Hey. There you are.
510
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:16,941
- That used to be my line.
511
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,363
- Good night.
- Good night.
512
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,365
- Nice guy. MAGGIE: Yeah.
513
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,660
Um, do you want to
get another drink?
514
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,453
- You know, I'm actually
not a huge fan of parties.
515
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,496
- Oh?
516
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,706
- There's just something about
the talking and the people
517
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,124
and the talking to people.
518
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,252
- Totally.
519
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,878
Well, my place is
right upstairs,
520
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,421
and we don't have
to talk to anybody.
521
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,631
- Oh.
522
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,050
Uh, well, you know,
it's a good thing
523
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,928
I have a lot of
practice with stairs.
524
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:46,473
- Do you?
- Well, you know, I almost died today.
525
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,309
- We'll take it step-by-step.
526
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,034
- Can you see if people will
notice if I get Invisalign?
527
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,786
Oh, um...
528
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,162
- Sorry to bother you,
529
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,206
but I own the CrossFit
studio next door.
530
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,916
Have you seen one
of our students?
531
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,877
Scruffy, brutal BMI.
532
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,462
Smells like cookies.
- I haven't seen him. Sorry.
533
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,717
- Well, if you do, tell him we're all
pushing tires across the parking lot.
534
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,388
- Lamp really lifted my spirits.
535
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,390
I think I can make
it to my car now.
536
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,516
Bye.
537
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,229
- He's cute, right?
538
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,814
- Oh. Um.
539
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,150
- Invisalign.
540
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,652
- Yep, people will notice.
- Okay.
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