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Pin on your diapers,
Charlie, and hit that nail.
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There you have it, Charlie.
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Twin Pines is finally complete.
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And one day, all of
this is gonna be yours.
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Don't fuck it up.
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Fore!
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Hola, Mr. Conroy!
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Buenos Dias, Eñejo!
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Amigo, amigo.
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Boss, are you here yet?
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Son of a bitch!
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What?
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We need an exterminator.
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Just call the cheapest one you can find.
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No more than three stars.
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You also need someone
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that will generally run this club,
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and not just run it into the ground.
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Little harsh for 8:00 a.m. Fred.
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How's that morning latte, Conroy?
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Oh, it was going great
until you fucked it up.
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So you'll black out
five minutes later than usual?
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- If I'm lucky.
- Perfect,
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I will update the schedule.
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Pop, phone.
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Pop,
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phone's ringing.
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What the hell do I pay you for?
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The phone's right behind you, you weirdo.
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Just answer it.
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Trust me. She
wants the whole shaft.
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Roach Smokers.
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Yes, ma'am.
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And where is this at?
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Twin Pines Country Club.
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I'm gonna send my best
man over there right now.
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Thank you very much.
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You hired someone new?
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Would you rather me
lower their expectations?
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You could.
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Might set a better precedent.
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Turn the damn TV off and
get your ass to work.
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You want this off?
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Helps you sleep.
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You relive your glory days
on someone else's time.
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The only future you have in golf
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is at Twin Pines killing bugs.
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Ouch, that was so mean.
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Also, I've been hitting the
driving range every Wednesday,
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thank you very much.
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Oh, does Brandy know about this?
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Oh God, no.
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Please don't tell her also
that'd be a massive problem.
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Get your ass out here and
make me some damn money.
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Okay, I love you so much.
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Hope you say it back someday.
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Yeah, I bet you do.
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Oh, not again.
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Ms. Gladys, you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Dehydrated.
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I'll send Emily over, stat.
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Gladys needs a little assistance
by the ninth hole Tee.
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Copy?
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Copy that, on my way.
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10-4.
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Emily's gonna bring you beer, Ms. Gladys.
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We're good.
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Fuckers.
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Shane, Jesus!
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What's up boss?
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Shainski had a big night,
sex with a dude, again.
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It's called being experimental, Mikels,
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and dude was actually
quite the gentleman...
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and pretty fucking sexy.
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Told you.
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You guys gonna clean this up?
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Hey, Linda!
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It's raining
men, girl, let's go!
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Let's get some drinks!
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Charlie, we've gotta
get this place together.
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Fred, honey, take it easy.
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Exterminator's on his way.
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Great, see if he'll cut us a deal.
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Yeah, how?
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Maybe he likes golf.
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Dixie Classic tournament...
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Ready to lose again?
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Won't be difficult.
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It's our year to host.
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A little patchwork on the greens.
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Call it good, and goodbye.
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And another thing.
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Fred, you are killing my buzz.
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Jarvis Boyd is the tournament
director this year,
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and you know his
inspections can be a bitch.
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He is not gonna give
Charlie Conroy any breaks.
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Twin Pines is of course for normal people.
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I'll keep it that way.
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There's a new rule in the Dixie this year.
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Oh, more good news.
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Any club that hasn't won
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in a 15 year tournament cycle is out.
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Spell it out for me, Fred.
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We have to win the Dixie Classic.
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Or, hear me,
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say goodbye to this stupid tradition!
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It's a dumb name anyway,
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What year is it?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Morning, everyone!
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Connie!
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What's shaking?
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It's our year to host the Dixie,
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you need to get this place in shape.
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What was that?
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What.
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I think I just cut you off.
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I wasn't even speaking, Nick.
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Oh, oh.
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Good answer.
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I have an appointment.
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Another online date?
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Wrong, I met her on a dating app,
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I'm modernizing.
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Court your online hussies somewhere else.
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Liquor's free here.
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No, it's not -
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Nick, it's 9:00 a.m.
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That's true, it is 9:00 a.m., Conroy.
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She better show up sooner or
I'm gonna start without her.
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Knock, knock.
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Your breakfast, sir.
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Hello?
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Shit, she came in the front.
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Hey, the tournament -
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get this place in shape, huh?
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I need you to go out there
and talk to the exterminator.
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Is that a...
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That's where I cut you off.
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Ah, miss Darcy.
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Charlie Conroy!
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You're the exterminator?
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Yeah.
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Yeah! What's your name?
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Jake.
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Hey Jake, I'm Nick.
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Nice to meet you.
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Jake, do you ever get in the mind of a bug
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when you do your work?
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Nah, I usually just kill 'em.
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Right.
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So what's the damage?
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Well, it's roaches which I'm sure you saw.
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Some cultures in the
Amazon believe roaches
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are premonition of death to the homeowner.
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Who do you think's gonna die, Jake?
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I mean, I don't really know you guys.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, I'll send
the bill soon as possible.
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Just in case.
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How about club credit?
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Beverages included, of course.
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No, no, that's not possible.
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All right, well send the bill over,
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we'll take care of it, quick.
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Yeah, we take any major credit card.
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We're just a regular company.
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Man, we really like that club
credit thing around here,
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but yeah, it's whatever, okay,
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what do you gotta do?
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All right, how about this?
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I'll give you a small
discount for a bucket of balls
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at the driving range.
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You got a deal.
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But no one can find out about this.
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Nobody.
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If my girl finds out, she will
literally cut my dick off.
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Sir, I know secrets men have died for.
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Good men, men of honor.
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Yeah, whatever, man.
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Just don't tell anybody.
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I mean, I don't know my name.
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I won't tell me.
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You just said it was Nick.
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So she says, come to the hotel
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and text me when you get there.
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I do.
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She says there's this card
key underneath the mat,
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the side door, and there was.
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Opened the door...
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Didn't really know what to
expect, but I saw it right away.
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The bathroom would be right
there, but there was a,
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like a sheet completely
covering the bathroom door.
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But there was a slit in the sheet.
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What are you talking about?
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Yes, sir, I'd like
to make a return please.
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On an item number A2415.
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It's lube on the move.
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Yes, sir, I have two of those
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and I'd like return them both, please.
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There's Dogleg.
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Hey also, is this approved by FDA?
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No?
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So you still don't know
what she looks like?
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Not a clue.
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You guys gotta
keep hanging out, or?
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- I hope so, man.
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Think it'll be something serious?
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I doubt it could possibly be.
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By the way, it's...
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Damn!
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Fuck you man.
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Yeah man, thanks
for letting me do this.
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Oh, it's my pleasure.
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Thanks for listening to my story.
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Mom didn't like it.
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Holy shit.
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Man, you're pretty good.
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I'm gonna come up there
and kick your ass, dude!
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Yeah, I used to play.
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Used to?
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Yeah, girlfriend.
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Ah, right.
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No, the blow-up-doll was fine.
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We just wish it was a girl not a guy.
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But it's fine, my wife loves him-
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You must have a huge dick!
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- Oh, not you sir.
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Do we like this guy?
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I don't even know that guy.
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I've gotta...
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What's the flattest iron
you're having there?
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We got a two!
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- You have a two iron?
- Oh yeah.
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For real?
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Wow, look at that.
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Get it.
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That'll work.
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Oh man, I can't wait to see this shit.
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What is this, a family heirloom?
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Nah, I don't have any family.
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Goddamn dude.
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Holy shit.
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Wow.
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I will be right back, sir.
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All right.
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So, what are the rules on the participants
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for the tournament?
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Employees and members, even I know that.
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This guy.
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You know, we're still looking
for a club for pro, right?
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Pro, what happened to Harvey?
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Oh, he's dead.
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What?
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How, when?
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A couple years, I have no idea really?
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My word.
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Fuck you man.
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Damn you.
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Ah, fuck dude.
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My balls everywhere!
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Oh man.
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What the heck dude.
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Fuck man.
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Fuck you, man.
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What?
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No, I'll call you back.
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Good?
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Fuck you!
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I can't hear you.
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I'm Jake.
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Jake!
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Hey, that was pretty
incredible on the range there.
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Oh, thanks man.
276
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:57,779
I'm Charlie Conroy, I own all this.
277
00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,089
Oh, Jake Baxter.
278
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,309
Nice to meet you.
279
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,243
How much you make killing bugs, Jake?
280
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:04,670
Not a ton.
281
00:14:05,952 --> 00:14:07,639
Oh, go ahead.
282
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,473
What's up, Pop.
283
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:11,469
Where in the hell have you been?
284
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:14,769
Janice Wieman has called three times!
285
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,946
I know, yes, I'm on it.
286
00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:16,949
You've been outta-
287
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,239
I'm on it Pop.
288
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,073
- Fuckin around on the golf course -
289
00:14:20,074 --> 00:14:21,379
I'm hanging up.
290
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,879
Goodbye.
[Pop} Piece of shit.
291
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880
Work for me.
292
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:25,863
What's that?
293
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,040
I want you to be my golf pro.
294
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,639
You serious?
295
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,999
You got quite a reputation, you know that?
296
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,679
I remember you from your college days.
297
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,349
Oh yeah, my college days.
298
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:40,099
Criminal, dropout, golf phenom...
299
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,300
You'll fit right in man.
300
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:43,930
What do you guys even pay?
301
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:45,703
Double.
302
00:14:45,704 --> 00:14:47,429
Of half your current pay,
303
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:48,923
10% increase, of course.
304
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,577
Yeah, that's a really shitty deal. Sorry.
305
00:14:53,578 --> 00:14:54,889
Shit's also a fertilizer, Jake,
306
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,469
plus you're an exterminator, so...
307
00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:59,299
You get a raise to have a cool job.
308
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,809
Why don't you show up
tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m.
309
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:02,889
Anything else Nick?
310
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,449
Well, I mean you get
free buckets of balls.
311
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,310
The world's yours, buddy.
312
00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:07,379
Yeah, I can't, I'm sorry.
313
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,189
That would be a huge
problem with my girlfriend.
314
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,299
She should be happy if you're happy, Jake.
315
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,509
And if not just dump her ass.
316
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:18,529
I can't, she's rich and beautiful, so.
317
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,949
I'm sure she's understanding.
318
00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:22,229
And rich and beautiful? No.
319
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,730
How does she feel about
your current employment?
320
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:29,579
It's literally anything
but golf is allowed.
321
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,413
Really?
322
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:31,719
That's kind of where I right now.
323
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,079
Jesus.
324
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,459
I'm sorry.
325
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,579
Yes Pop, I'm just finishing up over here.
326
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:40,073
It's okay Jake, you're fired.
327
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,910
Hello?
328
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,283
I just got fired.
329
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,899
See you tomorrow morning.
330
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,900
9:00 a.m.
331
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:07,873
Oh, goddamn it.
332
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,190
Well gentlemen,
333
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,839
welcome to the quarterly board meeting
334
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,459
of the Magnolia Pointe Country Club.
335
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,349
Our first order of business today
336
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:07,350
is to revoke the membership
of Mr. Gerald Schilner.
337
00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:11,319
It seems his financials
338
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,099
are not in line with
this club's requirements.
339
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,559
And his car's five years
old for heaven sakes.
340
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,923
And it's hunter green.
341
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,326
Poor people, ew.
342
00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:23,813
Zip it, you twats!
343
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,300
Daddy.
344
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,289
Anything else?
345
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,369
Yeah, I just talked to Darcy Dobbins.
346
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:34,453
It seems Twin Pines has
hired a new golf pro.
347
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,573
Did they?
348
00:17:36,574 --> 00:17:37,600
Yes, sir, Mr. Boyd.
349
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,533
An exterminator... Jake Baxter.
350
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,367
JAKE BAXTER!?
351
00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:47,859
Yeah, we are familiar.
352
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,869
He was on my golf team in college.
353
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,049
He got kicked out for selling drugs.
354
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:53,173
Is he any good?
355
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,009
He beat Adrian a few times.
356
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,499
I was injured.
357
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,932
Okay, then what?
358
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:01,819
Then he became a loser
exterminator, genius.
359
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:02,849
Duh.
360
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:03,953
Not anymore.
361
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,885
Clean your ugly face, ugly person.
362
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,230
Oh burn.
363
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,049
Fuck you Thomas.
- Fuck you.
364
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:17,423
So what exactly do we need to
know about this Baxter guy?
365
00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:24,474
I said, what do we need to
know about this Baxter guy?
366
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:55,780
Brandy?
367
00:18:57,356 --> 00:18:58,310
The fuck!
368
00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,629
Where have you been?
369
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,909
Fuck it, I was working late.
370
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,419
There's a bunch of bugs-
371
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,069
I'll ask you again.
372
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:07,559
Where the fuck have you been?
373
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,393
I cooked.
374
00:19:08,394 --> 00:19:09,669
I cheated on you.
375
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,229
I was out having sex with
someone, my secretary.
376
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,459
You don't have a secretary.
377
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,629
A secretary, and she was so hot, too.
378
00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:18,779
And she was a doctor secretary,
and she was a doctor, too.
379
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,613
Son of a bitch.
380
00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:21,009
It was just sticking outta
my pocket, wasn't it?
381
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:21,930
Classic Baxter.
382
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:24,129
Pop fired you and now you're playing golf.
383
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,769
Babe, it was just the driving range.
384
00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:26,967
It wasn't even fun.
385
00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,653
It was stupid- Same thing.
386
00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:29,487
Well, it's not the same thing, baby.
387
00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:30,669
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
388
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,219
But I have news, I have really good news.
389
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,289
You ready?
390
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,349
So you know how you've always been saying
391
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:38,302
I should quit Roach
Smokers, get a real job.
392
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,569
Yeah, but you didn't quit, you got fired.
393
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,789
Yeah, that part took care of itself.
394
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,829
But the cool part is I got a new job.
395
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,069
Who would hire you?
396
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,103
Twin Pines.
397
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,799
Conroy's old club?
398
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,633
Yeah.
399
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:56,853
And what are you doing at Twin Pines?
400
00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,385
I don't know.
401
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,360
We-we didn't really talk about it.
402
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,193
I think I'm the new club pro.
403
00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:02,193
That's it.
404
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:06,039
Babe, it pays more and it's
something I actually enjoy.
405
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,209
Like we need money.
406
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,969
I'm not gonna keep living
off your dad's money
407
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:09,930
for the rest of my life.
408
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,389
What the fuck is that?
409
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:12,230
Is that new?
410
00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:14,090
There's a new man in town.
411
00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:15,249
Good God.
412
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:20,250
So you just need to get out of my house.
413
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,449
Brandy.
Now.
414
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,819
Fuck!
Like now.
415
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:24,653
Are you seriously hitting me?
416
00:20:24,654 --> 00:20:26,227
Like for real.
Okay, Brandy!
417
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:27,270
Like, get out.
418
00:20:27,271 --> 00:20:29,055
- If I did that to you-
Now, get out.
419
00:20:29,056 --> 00:20:30,496
- It'd be a whole thing on the news.
420
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Brandy!
421
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,789
Please don't use that thing without me
422
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:42,575
that will ruin my
confidence, Brandy, please.
423
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,083
Can I at least have my keys?
424
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,700
Brandy.
425
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:36,690
Excuse me.
426
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,549
Sorry.
427
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,553
Shut the fuck up man!
428
00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:42,903
We're trying to surprise someone.
429
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,560
Who are we surprising?
430
00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:46,500
You're still talking?
431
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:48,052
I'm sorry, man.
432
00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:50,239
Dude, we got a new golf pro.
433
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,073
Just go and spray or whatever you do, bro.
434
00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:53,273
You're gonna laugh, but I
think I'm the new golf pro.
435
00:22:03,647 --> 00:22:05,387
Unless you hired more than one.
436
00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:06,221
What?
437
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,221
I'm Jake.
438
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,049
I met Conroy yesterday, and Nick.
439
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,319
Fucking surprise bro.
440
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:17,349
Hey Jake! Someone unjammed
the back door, that's awesome.
441
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:18,350
Whoa.
442
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,469
We love surprises around here.
443
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:21,303
We just love 'em.
444
00:22:21,303 --> 00:22:22,136
We're not good at 'em but-
445
00:22:22,137 --> 00:22:23,809
No, no, I was surprised.
446
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,999
Yeah, hey, grab some candy if you want.
447
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,833
I'm good for now.
448
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,730
Okay, okay.
449
00:22:27,731 --> 00:22:29,519
Yeah, we already got into that piñata.
450
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,839
I mean it's a piñata, yeah.
451
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,829
Hey, this is the Twin Pines crew.
452
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:34,770
How's it going everybody?
453
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,256
Yeah, look at that.
Thank you for this.
454
00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,149
Jake... uh, Baxter.
455
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,753
Yeah, our head greensman, Eñejo.
456
00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:43,709
Hey, aloha amigo.
457
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,543
Aloha.
458
00:22:44,544 --> 00:22:48,009
Hey, pacha-mama of the
Aztec nation welcomes you.
459
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,719
Yeah, pacha-mama uh back at you.
460
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,253
Tell her, I said hello.
461
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,929
Goes to Peru one week,
changes him forever.
462
00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:56,920
That's where we met actually.
463
00:22:56,921 --> 00:22:58,202
Follow me.
464
00:22:58,203 --> 00:23:00,039
This is Fred, she's our badass bartender.
465
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,559
Fred, is it?
Fred.
466
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,782
As in like...
467
00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:04,034
Fred.
468
00:23:04,035 --> 00:23:05,359
Your name is Fred.
469
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,979
We got Shainski, Mikels.
470
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,489
I would avoid them if you could.
471
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,579
You're late to the party, bro.
472
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:13,433
That's okay, Jake's running late too.
473
00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:16,239
Are they good?
474
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,639
No, they're not.
475
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,009
All right, here we have Emily.
476
00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:20,939
She drives the beer cart.
477
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,299
And her sister as hot as hell
478
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,809
and doesn't think that I am.
479
00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:25,049
Bummer.
Yeah.
480
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,319
Hi Jake.
How's it going?
481
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,739
Your expertise is a welcome change.
482
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,689
Hopefully you work out better
than the last head pro.
483
00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:32,779
He died.
484
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,969
Yeah.
485
00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:34,810
Did he really die?
486
00:23:34,811 --> 00:23:36,259
Oh yeah, he died real hard.
487
00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:37,100
Oh.
488
00:23:37,101 --> 00:23:39,873
Last and very least, we have Dogleg.
489
00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:42,539
He drives the picker cart,
which you demolished,
490
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,199
but he also runs the pro shop
491
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,379
and you could use some new threads.
492
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,679
So go ahead and do your thing Leg.
493
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,739
I say a medium shirt, 32 by 30 pants.
494
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:52,109
A little loose on the trousers there.
495
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,349
Yeah, actually dead on.
496
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:56,309
You hit my cart again,
I'll rip those nuts off.
497
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,143
Cool.
498
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,369
Sorry, I didn't know I would
like meet you in person.
499
00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,149
Okay, beer.
500
00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,739
I'm good, thank you.
501
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:03,573
Little early, don't you think?
502
00:24:03,574 --> 00:24:05,359
It's like 9:00 a.m.
Okay.
503
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,449
Thank you, thank you for saying that.
504
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,420
I think we started around 7:00, right?
505
00:24:09,421 --> 00:24:10,544
6:00?
6:30.
506
00:24:10,545 --> 00:24:11,517
Maybe 6:30.
507
00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:12,350
El YESTARDA
508
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,500
Enejo hasn't stopped.
509
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:15,666
Really?
510
00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:16,620
Yeah.
511
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,459
So you guys all just drink
as soon as the day starts.
512
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,460
Welcome to hell.
513
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,649
Right on, cool.
514
00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:27,053
So who's all like running things?
515
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,710
Back to work, everyone!
516
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,230
Gotcha!
517
00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:40,279
We so got him.
518
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,889
Yeah, this place pretty much runs itself.
519
00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,129
We're fine.
520
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,188
It does?
521
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:45,429
Yeah.
522
00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:46,330
I don't know.
523
00:24:46,331 --> 00:24:47,459
I do...
524
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,293
and you do too.
525
00:24:48,294 --> 00:24:51,169
Hey, let me show you your office.
526
00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:52,003
I have an office.
527
00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:53,839
Fuck yeah, you have an office.
528
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,673
Oh yeah, sure.
529
00:24:54,673 --> 00:24:55,506
Show me the office.
530
00:24:55,506 --> 00:24:56,339
Follow me.
All right.
531
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:57,719
Excuse me.
Sorry.
532
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,720
Yep, here we go.
533
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:00,973
Oh, is this it?
534
00:25:00,974 --> 00:25:02,339
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
535
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,173
Yeah.
536
00:25:03,173 --> 00:25:04,006
I thought you said, I got an office.
537
00:25:04,007 --> 00:25:05,129
I don't think I said that.
538
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,119
Now get back there, feel it out.
539
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:07,953
Sure.
540
00:25:07,954 --> 00:25:09,519
No, yeah, this is nice.
541
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,689
Yeah, it is.
542
00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:13,239
- Yeah, this is...
- A desk.
543
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,349
Yeah, this is plenty.
544
00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,289
Agreed, agreed.
545
00:25:16,290 --> 00:25:17,539
Oops.
546
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:18,540
It's all right.
547
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:20,323
Oh my God.
548
00:25:20,323 --> 00:25:21,323
That.
549
00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:23,499
Can't waste that.
550
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500
Yeah.
551
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:29,619
So just to be clear, what
exactly is my job supposed to be?
552
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,870
You know, go out to
the range and practice,
553
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,599
participate in our annual tournament.
554
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,439
Glad-hand the members and the guests.
555
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,419
Club pro shit.
556
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,489
Wait, I have to play in a tournament?
557
00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,179
Yeah, it's not a big deal, it'll be fun.
558
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:42,409
There's no pressure, we never win.
559
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,589
Okay, I haven't played
golf in like seven years.
560
00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:46,353
Well, I appreciate your modesty.
561
00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:48,512
What is that?
562
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:49,346
What?
563
00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:50,346
Is that a hickey?
564
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,690
It's definitely not a hickey.
565
00:25:52,691 --> 00:25:54,849
I haven't had a hickey
in a really long time.
566
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,239
You dog, let's get you
outta those clothes.
567
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,399
Is there something on my neck, Nick?
568
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,152
Nick, my neck?
569
00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,932
All right, so this is
where you'll be schmoozing
570
00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:17,519
with the guests, the
members, the drunk golfers,
571
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,266
giving 'em tips and tricks
and stuff like that.
572
00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,469
Let's do a shot.
573
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:23,046
I'm good, thank you.
574
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,047
All right.
575
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,029
You are spilling that.
576
00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,779
All over the bar, sure.
577
00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:32,680
Great.
578
00:26:32,681 --> 00:26:34,299
All right, there you go.
579
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,079
I said no, thank you.
580
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,080
I'll take both.
581
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,319
Jake, I'm sure no one's told you.
582
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,129
So let me be the first.
583
00:26:42,130 --> 00:26:44,449
We're not gonna make it to next quarter.
584
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:47,739
Fred, easy, it's his first day.
585
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,909
Welcome Jake.
586
00:26:48,910 --> 00:26:50,399
Where's your glass?
587
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,650
I actually don't drink.
588
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,100
What?
589
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:57,269
If I have one drink, then within the hour,
590
00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,839
I'll be out on that
fairway naked smoking meth.
591
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,190
It's like a whole problem,
people will hate me.
592
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,329
People would love you.
593
00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:05,829
Whoa, whoa, whoa, do not try to corrupt
594
00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:06,800
our new golf pro.
595
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,640
The hell is wrong with you two.
596
00:27:07,641 --> 00:27:09,699
Fred is right.
597
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:12,169
It's actually kind of perfect.
598
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,729
Not only do we need to fix this place up,
599
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,809
but we need to win that prize money.
600
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:19,159
And if Jake is sober, God help him,
601
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,960
maybe that will improve our chances.
602
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,900
I'm glad you think that's funny.
603
00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:28,179
Now who besides the three of
us here can actually play golf?
604
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,669
Well, we got me.
One.
605
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:31,789
You.
Two.
606
00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:33,679
There's this guy.
Now three.
607
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,469
Yeah, you're right.
608
00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:36,739
We need one more.
609
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,769
Conroy, we have to win
the tournament this year.
610
00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:40,739
Have we ever won the tournament?
611
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:41,740
Yeah.
612
00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:43,743
A long time ago.
613
00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:47,119
My dad started the Dixie
when he built this club,
614
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,879
I can't get us kicked out of it.
615
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,579
Besides we need that fucking prize money.
616
00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:53,069
We can do countless things.
617
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:56,439
We could do like a yard sale of some sort.
618
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,139
We could do a car, like a sexy car wash.
619
00:27:59,140 --> 00:27:59,973
Something, I don't know.
620
00:27:59,974 --> 00:28:01,029
We could strip down and get some...
621
00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:01,934
- I'm not doing a car wash.
622
00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:03,569
I don't know, I'm just riffing.
623
00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:06,059
We lose the tournament, we lose the money,
624
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,499
we lose the club, we lose our jobs.
625
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,149
I'm losing my buzz.
626
00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:10,983
Anyone wanna shot?
627
00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:11,999
Deal me in.
Jake?
628
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,289
No, I'm still sober.
629
00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:17,199
So Conroy, do I have to play
against other like, club pros?
630
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,949
Relax, it's captain's choice.
631
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:20,329
Best ball wins each stroke.
632
00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:21,466
No, no, that's the whole thing.
633
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,669
That's what I was telling you, I can't.
634
00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:24,979
My girlfriend.
635
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,219
Look, who is this girl?
636
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:28,393
Why does she hate golf?
637
00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:33,699
Jake, many psychologists
affirm that malicious feelings
638
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,769
toward a significant others' key interest
639
00:28:35,770 --> 00:28:36,603
is very, very toxic.
640
00:28:36,603 --> 00:28:38,323
Psychologists don't
even know my girlfriend.
641
00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:42,709
We're fine, we're in love.
642
00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:45,453
I like her a lot and we're happy.
643
00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:49,959
When I was in college, on the golf team,
644
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,179
I used to get in a lot of trouble
645
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,558
and her whole family kinda hates me.
646
00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:55,559
Yeah.
647
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,819
So shots?
648
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,009
No, I don't drink.
649
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,019
I permanently don't drink.
650
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:03,059
Okay.
At all.
651
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:04,060
All right.
652
00:29:05,570 --> 00:29:06,570
I get it.
653
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,919
Well, it's just been a
pleasure to meet you,
654
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,900
Mr. Al-Asmari
655
00:29:15,901 --> 00:29:17,619
Sarah, the pleasure's all mine.
656
00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:19,469
Thank you so much.
657
00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:21,569
Your application has been submitted,
658
00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,639
so I hope I get to call
you in a couple of weeks
659
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,530
with the good news.
660
00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:25,639
Well, I'm excited, Sarah.
661
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,969
I've been looking forward to
playing this place a long time.
662
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,659
Oh, it's the my pleasure.
663
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,089
Yes, you have a great day.
664
00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:32,199
I'll see you soon.
Yeah, you too.
665
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,200
Okay.
666
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,309
Relax, Sarah.
667
00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:09,250
Oh, I was...
668
00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:10,939
No, I thought I would just drop by
669
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,309
and see how you were doing.
670
00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:15,505
I am doing fine.
671
00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:19,602
You know that applicant
that was just in here
672
00:30:19,603 --> 00:30:22,199
a little while ago.
Yes.
673
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,199
He seemed a little, what's the word?
674
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,003
Unconventional,
non-traditional, different.
675
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,130
Sure.
676
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,589
All business aside, that
offer for that second drink
677
00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:38,450
still stands.
678
00:30:38,451 --> 00:30:40,199
Oh, yeah.
679
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,789
Oh, you know, I am just really exhausted.
680
00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,643
The end of a long day, you know?
681
00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:49,529
But thank you.
682
00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:51,530
We'll take this up at a different time.
683
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,439
All right everybody, listen up.
684
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,039
I got an announcement to make.
685
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,619
We've got the Dixie tournament coming up
686
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:05,209
and short story shorter, we have to win.
687
00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:07,589
So we are getting our shit together, okay.
688
00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:10,159
The team is gonna be
Jake, Nick and myself,
689
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,159
which means only one of you
needs to learn how to play golf.
690
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,789
Who's the best here at Twin Pines?
691
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,399
Yeah, who sucks the least?
692
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,899
That'd be Shane when he's sober,
693
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:22,239
but one sip of booze, he's fucked.
694
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,503
Harsh dude.
695
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,660
It's true.
696
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:29,099
Jake, all I know is that
you gotta beat that douche
697
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,399
at Magnolia Pointe.
698
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,439
Yeah, I am aware.
699
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,290
Thank you, Emily.
700
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,969
Yeah, Adrian Boyd has
not lost in seven years.
701
00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,221
Still the biggest douchebag
in seven kingdoms.
702
00:31:37,222 --> 00:31:38,055
Am I?
703
00:31:38,056 --> 00:31:39,449
Is he?
704
00:31:39,450 --> 00:31:40,653
Oh Christ.
705
00:31:42,450 --> 00:31:44,879
Jake fucking Baxter.
706
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,799
I haven't seen you since
you were being a loser,
707
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,969
letting everyone down.
708
00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:52,534
Shouldn't you be somewhere
spraying cockroaches?
709
00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:57,069
You know this prick?
710
00:31:57,070 --> 00:31:58,879
Yeah, for sure.
711
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,239
Believe it or not, this tiny little boy
712
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,739
is my future brother-in-law, can't wait.
713
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:06,328
Maybe you people haven't realized this,
714
00:32:06,329 --> 00:32:09,483
but your new golf pro
is a convicted felon,
715
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:14,624
an alcoholic and a drug addict.
716
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:16,156
Yeah.
717
00:32:16,157 --> 00:32:17,157
Yeah!
718
00:32:17,850 --> 00:32:18,929
Don't cheer, don't cheer.
719
00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:20,022
I'm sober now, seven years.
720
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:21,923
I keep telling you guys.
Thank you.
721
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,499
Baxter, you deserve to be in this dump.
722
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:26,829
Jesus!
723
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:27,929
What color is your ceiling?
724
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:28,930
Cancer?
725
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:32,840
What's with this homeless guy?
726
00:32:39,210 --> 00:32:40,689
Fuck you.
727
00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:41,999
The fuck do you want?
728
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,819
Just trying to grab some beers, man.
729
00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,639
Catch the scenery.
730
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,719
Trying to figure out what
happened to this shithole.
731
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,979
Hey sweetie, how about three beers, stat.
732
00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:53,720
Wow.
How about no.
733
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:56,559
All right, I'm sorry, but her name's Fred.
734
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,329
Fred?
Yeah.
735
00:32:58,330 --> 00:33:00,649
Oh, I'll call your name out later, baby.
736
00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:01,999
Fred, Fred.
737
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,449
It's a guy's name.
738
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,450
Oh Jesus.
739
00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:07,669
Hey, watch it bro, I'll sue your ass.
740
00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:08,959
Hold me back, man.
741
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,569
Hey man, you're lucky
they're holding me back, bro.
742
00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:13,549
Slow down fucker.
743
00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:14,919
Shitty bar anyway.
744
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,469
I think it's time for you to go.
745
00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:19,020
This place makes my eyes
want to kill themselves.
746
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,240
Let's go.
747
00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,550
Wait.
748
00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:26,259
Hey Jake.
749
00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:27,093
What?
750
00:33:27,094 --> 00:33:29,650
Don't you wanna know what
my handicap is these days?
751
00:33:30,890 --> 00:33:32,793
Your personality?
Impotence?
752
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:34,660
Oh my God.
753
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,193
You think you can beat me.
754
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,291
Oh my God.
755
00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,959
That is so adorable.
756
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,790
I just wanna pinch you.
757
00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:52,543
I do!
758
00:33:52,544 --> 00:33:54,144
You know what, I do.
759
00:33:54,145 --> 00:33:56,134
It wouldn't be anything new, would it?
760
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,649
That was seven years ago, man.
761
00:33:58,650 --> 00:34:01,599
Conroy, is this little asshole
the only competition we have?
762
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,979
I promise you Baxter, I am a huge asshole.
763
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,319
Huge.
764
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,230
Gaping.
765
00:34:07,231 --> 00:34:09,159
When he poots, it goes whoooo.
766
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,160
Wind tunnel.
767
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,869
Why are you bragging about that?
768
00:34:15,870 --> 00:34:17,089
Watch your shit, Baxter.
769
00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,299
Yeah, I'll watch my shit, bro.
770
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,759
I'll watch my shit drop on your face.
771
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,551
Yeah gross, I'm sorry.
772
00:34:22,552 --> 00:34:25,119
I don't usually say stuff like that.
773
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,169
I don't know what to say to that.
774
00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,170
Come on.
775
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,329
Later nerds.
776
00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,609
Hey guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
777
00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:35,023
Wow, fuck.
778
00:34:36,052 --> 00:34:37,861
A bit of a scene, huh?
779
00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:39,916
I'm sorry about that everybody.
780
00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,159
I have kind of a history with that guy.
781
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,799
You just gotta externalize him, man.
782
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,019
I mean this whole experience
is a result of our ego.
783
00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:49,339
So just absorb that negativity,
turn it into something good.
784
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,549
After the tournament.
What was that dude?
785
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:54,172
Was that like special
ops or Navy Seal or what?
786
00:34:54,173 --> 00:34:55,919
I was mall security for a while.
787
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,753
Can I get a shot, please?
788
00:34:56,753 --> 00:34:57,586
Dangerous mall.
789
00:34:57,586 --> 00:34:59,026
Yeah, you actually deserve this one.
790
00:34:59,926 --> 00:35:01,009
Hey, you know what, can I borrow that club
791
00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:02,010
up there real quick?
792
00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,170
I got an idea.
793
00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:07,129
Go ahead.
Perfect.
794
00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:09,945
Can you come with me
though just 'cause you can,
795
00:35:09,946 --> 00:35:12,113
that kick that you can do.
796
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:22,009
Those chicks upstairs were
jocking you so hard, bro.
797
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:23,110
Of course they were.
798
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:27,254
Get in the car.
799
00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,303
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
800
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,929
There's no fucking way
I'm letting that guy
801
00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:37,920
steal my thunder.
802
00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:38,949
Oh hell no.
803
00:35:38,950 --> 00:35:41,139
Your thunder is so unstealable A. money.
804
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,140
Right?
805
00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:44,890
Yeah.
806
00:35:45,765 --> 00:35:46,598
Oh Jesus Christ.
807
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:47,619
Are you okay?
808
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,120
I don't know, you guys okay?
809
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500
Fore.
810
00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:55,870
Nobody fucks with Seabiscuit!
811
00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:00,307
Oh, he's coming, man.
812
00:36:00,308 --> 00:36:01,358
Get in the car man.
813
00:36:02,645 --> 00:36:04,761
Go, go, go, man.
814
00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:06,523
See you in court!
815
00:36:06,524 --> 00:36:07,524
Take care.
816
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,833
Oh my God, man.
817
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,140
This place rules, man.
818
00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:25,689
Jake, I cannot wait to see how
you perform in competition.
819
00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:26,540
Yeah, me too.
820
00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:27,609
See how it goes.
821
00:36:27,610 --> 00:36:29,110
So what happened in college?
822
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,043
Yeah, yeah, that was kind of an ordeal.
823
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:39,500
10 hookers from just
like the yellow pages.
824
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,439
I think that was the worst
part, was the hookers.
825
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,229
But then also a pound of
weed, half a gallon of jack.
826
00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:51,230
133 beers, I think they
counted, and ounce of coke.
827
00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:54,459
And then some molly and then
some guy brought ketamine.
828
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:56,289
I had never done ketamine.
829
00:36:56,290 --> 00:37:00,609
So we did that and then poppers
and then half a tab of acid.
830
00:37:00,610 --> 00:37:02,669
This is after I won state junior year.
831
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:04,649
That sounds like a great week.
832
00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:05,650
This was one night.
833
00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:08,829
How'd she find out?
834
00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:10,209
That was my fault.
835
00:37:10,210 --> 00:37:14,290
I invited her into bed
with us and then she knew
836
00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,939
right then and there.
837
00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:19,719
And how is she handling all this?
838
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,289
Not great.
839
00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:22,949
She locked me out last night.
840
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,099
I slept in the rain.
841
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,859
So that's couple stuff.
842
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:27,693
You're together seven years,
843
00:37:27,694 --> 00:37:30,729
you kinda, you sleep
in the rain sometimes.
844
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:32,389
We'll talk about it at dinner.
845
00:37:32,390 --> 00:37:35,029
So back to this whole you not playing golf
846
00:37:35,030 --> 00:37:36,749
for the last seven years.
847
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:41,049
Can we get you back out for
another round or five tomorrow.
848
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,689
And then every other day
leading up to the tournament?
849
00:37:43,690 --> 00:37:46,179
We've got two weeks to practice.
850
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,719
Jake, historically, we've
not had the best relationship
851
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,899
with the members at Magnolia Pointe.
852
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,023
Or the management.
853
00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,403
Boss fucked Jarvis's wife.
854
00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:57,459
His ex-wife.
855
00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:58,689
Because you fucked her.
856
00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:00,719
You fucked Jarvis's wife?
857
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,889
Oh my God, dude.
858
00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:03,390
Is that why they got divorced?
859
00:38:04,727 --> 00:38:06,399
You know the rumors
that he's in the closet
860
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,969
and that's why they got divorced.
861
00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:10,039
Oh, he's deep in the closet.
862
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,329
Damn dude, that's cool.
863
00:38:12,330 --> 00:38:14,389
I think that's really cool.
864
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:15,629
Sick dude.
865
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,580
How's Adrian's game looking these days?
866
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,093
I said how's Adrian's game these days?
867
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,390
Let me get this for you, sir.
868
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:20,441
You got a little something on your shirt.
869
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,315
What?
870
00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:22,148
Something on your shirt.
871
00:39:22,148 --> 00:39:22,981
- Hat the hell?
872
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:23,814
What is this?
873
00:39:23,814 --> 00:39:24,647
Did you do this?
874
00:39:24,647 --> 00:39:25,547
I did not.
875
00:39:25,548 --> 00:39:27,769
Get the hell out, you're fired.
876
00:39:27,770 --> 00:39:29,253
Oh right.
Get outta here.
877
00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:43,389
Night fellas.
878
00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:44,869
See you later, man.
879
00:39:44,870 --> 00:39:46,029
Good first day, Jake.
880
00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:47,349
Thank you, sir.
881
00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:48,183
You good to drive?
882
00:39:48,184 --> 00:39:49,420
Yeah, I got my license.
883
00:40:30,352 --> 00:40:31,352
Hey!
884
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,300
Hey.
885
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,169
You live there?
886
00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:38,170
Yeah.
887
00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:43,483
Why do you drive?
888
00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:47,503
Well, I was over there, but I live here.
889
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,180
Fair enough.
890
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:01,790
Oof.
891
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,009
Hey honey.
892
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,503
Hey gummy bear.
893
00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,313
How was your first day?
894
00:41:24,756 --> 00:41:27,413
Ah, it was whatever.
895
00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:30,377
You know, it's one of those...
896
00:41:30,378 --> 00:41:31,211
Not great, huh?
897
00:41:31,211 --> 00:41:32,571
I guess you're just stuck with it.
898
00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:36,163
Yeah.
899
00:41:36,164 --> 00:41:38,129
Can't go back to Roach Smokers.
900
00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:40,969
I can't, it's so stupid, it sucks.
901
00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:43,279
I have to like golf now.
902
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,113
Fuck.
903
00:41:44,114 --> 00:41:48,519
If you quit, you have sex again.
904
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,753
Man, yes.
905
00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:53,093
Kind of starting to forget
what that feels like.
906
00:41:54,753 --> 00:41:56,899
Is that something we
could maybe discuss, or?
907
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,223
I don't think so.
908
00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:00,740
Still no.
909
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,750
That's fair.
910
00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,369
What's for dinner?
911
00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:11,370
We have a roasted bird with
brown rice and asparagus.
912
00:42:13,810 --> 00:42:14,810
Sounds good.
913
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,100
Nope.
914
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,153
Jesus Christ Brandy.
915
00:43:04,210 --> 00:43:05,529
You're torturing me at this point.
916
00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:07,777
You don't have to wear that to bed.
917
00:43:07,778 --> 00:43:12,778
It's just comfy.
918
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:32,452
Fucking God.
919
00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:35,986
Brandy, I need you.
920
00:43:35,987 --> 00:43:38,299
Then you need to find another job.
921
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:40,669
Brandy, you can't keep blaming golf
922
00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,739
for all the things that
happened to us in college.
923
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:45,409
I'm sorry us.
924
00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:47,449
And by that, do you mean
the hookers and drugs?
925
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:48,549
That we did?
926
00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:50,519
Oh my God, here we go.
927
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,199
If I can't blame golf
then who can I blame?
928
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,900
Everything's been fine since
then and now look at you.
929
00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:02,553
No sex because golf.
930
00:44:07,023 --> 00:44:08,023
Fine.
931
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:22,859
Whatever.
932
00:44:31,955 --> 00:44:32,955
Oh yeah.
933
00:44:34,743 --> 00:44:35,743
Wow.
934
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,130
Oh, yeah!
935
00:44:39,131 --> 00:44:41,410
Oh, this is better.
936
00:44:41,411 --> 00:44:43,869
I like this better!
937
00:44:43,870 --> 00:44:46,349
All right folks, balls teed up!
938
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,723
Tee up those balls.
939
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:55,749
Fred, keep your head down.
940
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,929
Dogleg, I would say probably just no,
941
00:44:57,930 --> 00:44:59,539
you can probably go pick up those balls.
942
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:01,339
Gladys, I noticed a slice.
943
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:03,249
Shainski, I know you
wanna have a wide stance
944
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,349
'cause you're so drunk
and it's hard to stand up.
945
00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:06,340
But if you narrow that stance,
946
00:45:06,341 --> 00:45:08,959
you can get more rotation
through the hips, all right?
947
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,079
Mikels bend those knees,
tighten up a little bit,
948
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,089
but stay relaxed.
949
00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:15,719
Eñejo, are those gardening gloves?
950
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,029
Emily, that was fucking hot.
951
00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:19,000
That was good, the swing was good.
952
00:45:19,001 --> 00:45:20,759
I've been working here for five years.
953
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,022
I don't know what they've been doing.
954
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,089
Okay everyone, if your
ball did not go past
955
00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:26,719
the 100 yard marker, you
have officially been cut.
956
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,029
But don't get it twisted,
you have not been cut off.
957
00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,379
Go ahead and feel free
to make your way back
958
00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:32,779
to the clubhouse, put some
liquids into your face holes.
959
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,819
Have fun.
960
00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:34,969
Yeah.
961
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:37,603
Hey you two, threesome?
962
00:45:39,645 --> 00:45:40,478
Come on.
963
00:45:40,479 --> 00:45:41,610
Hey, wait for me Gladys.
964
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,859
Oh shit snake, man.
965
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,513
Snake!
966
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:13,123
Meet Sir Hissyfit.
967
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:17,033
Oh, come on Shainski, it was a joke, bro.
968
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,883
I got it all on video,
I'm posting right now.
969
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,903
You fucking pussy.
970
00:46:34,865 --> 00:46:35,698
Hi.
971
00:46:35,698 --> 00:46:36,531
Hey, what are you doing?
972
00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:38,023
Just working away.
973
00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:40,009
Looking at Match Strike?
974
00:46:40,010 --> 00:46:40,870
Yeah, okay.
975
00:46:40,871 --> 00:46:42,809
Fine, yeah, I am.
976
00:46:42,810 --> 00:46:44,659
But unsuccessfully.
977
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:45,760
You'll find someone.
978
00:46:46,953 --> 00:46:49,673
Hmm, sexy mama.
979
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,373
How about,
980
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,300
a drink?
981
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,399
Yeah, someone equally
as desperate as I am.
982
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,459
Charlie Conroy just messaged me.
983
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,689
That crazy guy that owns Twin Pines?
984
00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:10,639
I haven't even said one word to this guy
985
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,039
and he wants to meet for a drink.
986
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,529
He's desperate.
987
00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:17,149
You're desperate too.
988
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,150
Talk to you later.
989
00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:21,510
Hi.
990
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,827
How are you, Charlie?
991
00:47:27,290 --> 00:47:32,290
Much better now that I
am looking at your...
992
00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:44,463
How about dinner?
993
00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:48,940
I think so.
994
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,309
I'll hold off on that.
995
00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:57,419
A cocktail and a bite.
996
00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:02,420
No strings attached.
997
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,269
Your putt looks like shit dude.
998
00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:13,250
Yeah.
999
00:48:13,251 --> 00:48:14,699
Got any pointers?
1000
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:16,049
See, your mechanics are off.
1001
00:48:16,050 --> 00:48:17,050
Let's see.
1002
00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:24,920
Discomfort in your right hip.
1003
00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:26,859
Yeah, how'd you know?
1004
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,179
I mean it's pretty fucking obvious.
1005
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,269
Putting all your weight on the left side.
1006
00:48:29,270 --> 00:48:30,309
You're overcompensating.
1007
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:31,876
I've been to like a thousand
doctor since college
1008
00:48:31,877 --> 00:48:33,649
and no one can diagnose it.
1009
00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:35,299
I can help you.
1010
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:36,680
Can you?
Oh yeah.
1011
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:37,514
How.
1012
00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:38,869
Huachuma ceremony.
1013
00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:39,703
Pardon?
1014
00:48:39,704 --> 00:48:42,589
It's an ancient shamanic
medicine from the sacred cactus.
1015
00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:43,893
Also known as San Pedro.
1016
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,312
Nick, are you a shaman?
1017
00:48:47,313 --> 00:48:49,039
Oh God, no.
1018
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,579
For we are all our own shaman, Jake.
1019
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:53,413
Oh we are?
1020
00:48:53,413 --> 00:48:54,246
The medicine will teach you.
1021
00:48:54,247 --> 00:48:56,649
It'll show you where the pain
is so you can extract it.
1022
00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:59,199
The grandfather is very wise.
1023
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,033
Your grandfather?
1024
00:49:00,034 --> 00:49:01,579
No, no, no, he's an idiot.
1025
00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,989
The cactus, grandfather Huachuma.
1026
00:49:03,990 --> 00:49:05,990
Cut and cooked right here at Twin Pines.
1027
00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:08,559
Really?
1028
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,560
Oh yeah.
1029
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,662
So how long have you been on Match Strike?
1030
00:49:15,663 --> 00:49:18,840
It was my daughter's idea, I just...
1031
00:49:18,841 --> 00:49:20,249
Can I get you anything to drink?
1032
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,389
A cocktail?
1033
00:49:21,390 --> 00:49:23,609
No thank you, just water for me.
1034
00:49:23,610 --> 00:49:24,829
Two martinis.
1035
00:49:24,830 --> 00:49:27,379
No, no, just one, I'm not drinking.
1036
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:28,380
They're for me.
1037
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,413
I took a nap, I just gotta
get back up to speed.
1038
00:49:36,690 --> 00:49:38,219
Oh shit.
1039
00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:39,609
Now what?
1040
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:40,443
That's my boss, he
comes here all the time.
1041
00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:41,963
Well, no worries, let's chat with him.
1042
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,159
Oh this fucking dickhead?
1043
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,429
Sarah, you look beautiful.
1044
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:49,032
Thank you.
1045
00:49:49,033 --> 00:49:50,833
Charlie Conroy.
1046
00:49:50,834 --> 00:49:52,609
Are you sober tonight, Charlie?
1047
00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:55,339
Dickhead, Jarvis.
1048
00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:57,459
I know you're gonna date
other men, that's fine.
1049
00:49:57,460 --> 00:50:01,739
But this individual just
is not in your class.
1050
00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:02,730
The fuck did you just say?
1051
00:50:02,731 --> 00:50:04,089
Hey, watch your language.
1052
00:50:04,090 --> 00:50:05,899
This is not Twin Pines.
1053
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:08,049
You're gonna apologize
after I've taken my foot
1054
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:09,050
outta your asshole.
1055
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,563
You're right, I'm sorry.
1056
00:50:14,450 --> 00:50:17,619
I'm sorry, Conroy, that
you're such a loser.
1057
00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:19,989
Your daddy would be so ashamed of you.
1058
00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:22,549
Yeah, care put a little wager on that?
1059
00:50:22,550 --> 00:50:25,309
I would, but I don't
think you can afford it.
1060
00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:27,479
I'll bet you 25 grand on the Dixie
1061
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,439
that I've got better golfers and people
1062
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,529
than all those pricks at Magnolia Pointe.
1063
00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:34,639
I don't care what type of
shape Twin Pines is in.
1064
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,799
We know that for a fact.
1065
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,039
We have more integrity
in one blade of grass
1066
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,909
than you've got in that
whole generic piece of shit
1067
00:50:39,910 --> 00:50:41,209
club of yours.
1068
00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:44,399
Well, let's put up a little wager.
1069
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,743
Let's put up our clubs.
1070
00:50:47,070 --> 00:50:50,209
You'd put your club up
in a bet against me?
1071
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:51,789
This is childish.
1072
00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:53,099
Name the terms.
1073
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,329
Oh simple.
1074
00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:56,159
My club against your club.
1075
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,163
Winner take all.
1076
00:50:58,246 --> 00:50:59,729
Bet your life.
1077
00:50:59,730 --> 00:51:00,863
You bet yours.
1078
00:51:06,770 --> 00:51:07,770
Charlie!
1079
00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:11,752
Oh, you faker, look at this.
1080
00:51:11,753 --> 00:51:14,009
He's trying to back out the bet.
1081
00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:15,309
Someone call an ambulance!
1082
00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:16,879
I think is having a heart attack.
1083
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,520
I'll see you at work, Sarah.
1084
00:51:19,521 --> 00:51:20,521
It's okay.
1085
00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:24,469
Hey, can you grab me a bottle of whiskey?
1086
00:51:24,470 --> 00:51:26,839
Nope, but I'll have something
better for you on the ride.
1087
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,840
My man.
1088
00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:31,959
He was just talking to someone
1089
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,939
and then he grabbed at his chest
1090
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:38,599
and I've seen a heart
attack before, so yeah.
1091
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,470
Well thank you, ma'am.
1092
00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:41,443
Would you like to ride with your husband?
1093
00:51:42,983 --> 00:51:44,779
I'll meet him there later.
1094
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:45,613
He should be okay.
1095
00:51:45,613 --> 00:51:46,613
Good thing he has you.
1096
00:52:11,864 --> 00:52:15,449
Good morning, Charles, I'm Dr. Lloyd.
1097
00:52:15,450 --> 00:52:16,550
How you feeling buddy?
1098
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:18,489
I've been better.
1099
00:52:18,490 --> 00:52:19,949
Well, you're pretty lucky that your friend
1100
00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:23,449
knew what was going on,
because you have suffered
1101
00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:25,446
a mild heart attack.
1102
00:52:25,447 --> 00:52:28,069
Yeah, I've been lucky
doc and this ain't it.
1103
00:52:28,070 --> 00:52:30,623
How many drinks a week
would you say you consume?
1104
00:52:31,770 --> 00:52:32,853
Not that many.
1105
00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:35,399
Well, according to your chart,
1106
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:40,319
your blood alcohol level is
currently 0.21, that's high.
1107
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,240
Is it?
1108
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,329
That's after eight hours.
1109
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:45,969
Yeah, that's a little bit high.
1110
00:52:45,970 --> 00:52:48,199
So we'd really like to
keep you one more night,
1111
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,709
send you to the cath lab in the
morning and run a few tests.
1112
00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:51,829
What do you think?
1113
00:52:51,830 --> 00:52:53,399
Yeah, sure.
1114
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:57,569
But Charles I highly
recommend some extreme
1115
00:52:57,570 --> 00:52:58,953
lifestyle changes.
1116
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,003
Okay, so what are we talking about?
1117
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,133
Get sober.
1118
00:53:06,090 --> 00:53:07,390
That's a little drastic.
1119
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:11,349
I'll be back in a couple
hours of check on you, buddy.
1120
00:53:11,350 --> 00:53:12,350
All right.
1121
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:24,149
Dammit, Conroy.
1122
00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:24,983
Enough, just talk to me.
1123
00:53:24,983 --> 00:53:25,983
All right.
1124
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,269
Well, if you don't get well soon,
1125
00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:31,019
you're gonna lose everything you have.
1126
00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:33,349
Also, Nick's looking for a job.
1127
00:53:33,350 --> 00:53:35,779
Jake's actually really good for the place.
1128
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,559
And he likes it here.
1129
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,560
Do they know about me yet?
1130
00:53:38,561 --> 00:53:39,979
Yeah, they wanna come see you.
1131
00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,989
No and don't tell anyone else.
1132
00:53:41,990 --> 00:53:43,339
If I'm gonna play in the
Dixie, I'm gonna get-
1133
00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:45,559
Well, if you wanna plan the Dixie,
1134
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,349
do you think you should?
1135
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,183
Yeah.
1136
00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:49,016
But Conroy, you just-
1137
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,349
Dammit Fred, I should be dead right now
1138
00:53:51,350 --> 00:53:55,639
and the only person that has
come to see me is my bartender.
1139
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,780
Where all the friends I used to have?
1140
00:53:57,781 --> 00:53:59,672
What friends?
1141
00:53:59,673 --> 00:54:00,823
I don't fucking know.
1142
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:03,750
I got no one.
1143
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:09,493
My dad built Twin Pines
and I can't lose it.
1144
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,189
Don't worry about the club, okay.
1145
00:54:12,190 --> 00:54:13,490
We'll figure all that out.
1146
00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:17,179
When do we get you back then?
1147
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:18,680
They'll let me out tomorrow.
1148
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,649
Did you bring my phone?
1149
00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:22,650
Of course.
1150
00:54:24,610 --> 00:54:26,829
You're gonna look at
porn in this, aren't you?
1151
00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:28,169
Yes.
1152
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,170
Get well, Conroy.
1153
00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:31,130
Grandma goes wild... hmmm.
1154
00:54:53,996 --> 00:54:55,079
Oh morning buddy.
1155
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,179
Everything's great.
1156
00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:57,993
That's close.
Okay.
1157
00:54:57,994 --> 00:54:59,605
Complimentary club day.
1158
00:54:59,606 --> 00:55:00,771
Hey, what are you doing?
1159
00:55:00,772 --> 00:55:01,605
Have a good round.
1160
00:55:01,606 --> 00:55:03,119
Hey, listen, we need to find
a replacement for Conroy
1161
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,970
in the tournament.
1162
00:55:03,971 --> 00:55:05,229
We need to fix your putt.
1163
00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:06,269
No, we don't need to
fix, my putt's good man.
1164
00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:08,419
Well we do, we need to
drink the juice too.
1165
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:10,089
The cactus juice.
I'm not drinking the juice.
1166
00:55:10,090 --> 00:55:11,129
Conroy just had a heart attack.
1167
00:55:11,130 --> 00:55:12,200
We gotta drink the cactus, Jakey Bear!
1168
00:55:12,201 --> 00:55:13,569
Just get in the cart,
you're freaking people out.
1169
00:55:13,570 --> 00:55:15,069
I'm not drinking the cactus, man.
1170
00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:16,060
We're not doing hallucinogenics.
1171
00:55:16,061 --> 00:55:18,129
Channel your energy into fixing your hip
1172
00:55:18,130 --> 00:55:19,473
and to healing Conroy's heart.
1173
00:55:19,474 --> 00:55:20,307
We'll figure it out, just get outta here.
1174
00:55:20,308 --> 00:55:22,769
Sorry dude, I think
you pretty much got it.
1175
00:55:22,770 --> 00:55:24,101
Nothing I can really
tell you about putting.
1176
00:55:24,102 --> 00:55:24,935
You just gotta aim for the hole!
1177
00:55:24,935 --> 00:55:26,615
You were doing it, just continue to do it!
1178
00:55:53,723 --> 00:55:55,603
Hola brother, Jake.
1179
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,489
How's it going Eñejo?
1180
00:55:58,490 --> 00:56:00,199
Pacha-mama welcomes you here today.
1181
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,409
I bet she does, what is this?
1182
00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:05,419
This is Twin Pine source
of spiritual energy, Jake.
1183
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:08,289
It's also a very viable source
of supplementary income.
1184
00:56:08,290 --> 00:56:09,669
Formally the 10th fairway.
1185
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:10,816
What do you mean supplementary income?
1186
00:56:10,817 --> 00:56:12,139
Oh, we sell them on the internet.
1187
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:13,489
It's a house plant.
1188
00:56:13,490 --> 00:56:14,689
Oh my God, seriously?
1189
00:56:14,690 --> 00:56:15,670
Yeah.
1190
00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:18,409
Myself and Eñejo will be back shortly.
1191
00:56:18,410 --> 00:56:19,523
Reset your mind.
1192
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,269
Put into focus what you'd
like to work on today.
1193
00:56:23,270 --> 00:56:24,679
I was working on my putt, I thought.
1194
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,369
Okay, that's exactly what we're doing.
1195
00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:29,669
Except we're going to
be doing it with your...
1196
00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:30,503
My hat.
1197
00:56:30,503 --> 00:56:31,503
Your...
1198
00:56:32,252 --> 00:56:33,085
Oh, my memory.
1199
00:56:33,086 --> 00:56:34,374
Your ma...
1200
00:56:34,375 --> 00:56:35,208
Mom.
1201
00:56:35,209 --> 00:56:37,239
Not your mom, no, your m-mi-
1202
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,210
Oh my mind?
1203
00:56:38,211 --> 00:56:39,639
Mind.
Oh fuck.
1204
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,719
Yeah, sure.
1205
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:41,553
Why didn't you just say that?
1206
00:56:41,553 --> 00:56:42,386
I don't know.
1207
00:56:42,386 --> 00:56:43,386
But we'll see you soon.
1208
00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:50,070
Fuck.
1209
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,320
Oh man.
1210
00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:08,209
Is this like a whole weird thing?
1211
00:57:08,210 --> 00:57:10,060
I'm not gonna do a whole weird thing.
1212
00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:12,869
I don't wanna be culturally insensitive.
1213
00:57:12,870 --> 00:57:16,049
Friends today, we connect
with the ancient ones.
1214
00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:19,423
Not by looking up, but by looking in.
1215
00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:25,063
We will be extracting our
past and healing our present.
1216
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,459
One thing we must remember
in is that there is no past,
1217
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,633
there is no future.
1218
00:57:32,510 --> 00:57:33,543
There is only now.
1219
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,053
Now is forever, and now is never.
1220
00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:43,549
Jake, you're experiencing
some blockage in your hip.
1221
00:57:43,550 --> 00:57:47,399
Your right hip.
1222
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,089
This is my right hip.
1223
00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:50,629
A fear of moving forward.
1224
00:57:50,630 --> 00:57:52,139
You're exactly right.
1225
00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:55,693
Something or someone is preventing
Jake from moving forward.
1226
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,009
We will be awake today, Jake
1227
00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:07,399
and perhaps the ancient
ones will be able to channel
1228
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,893
even more energy through your hickey.
1229
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,426
I don't have a hickey.
1230
00:58:13,427 --> 00:58:18,149
Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku.
1231
00:58:18,150 --> 00:58:20,799
Drink this medicina for it as a gift
1232
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,813
from the pacha-mama.
1233
00:58:36,537 --> 00:58:37,537
Oh man.
1234
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:40,819
I thought it was gonna be good.
1235
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,460
It's foolish to think that. Hickeyawaiku.
1236
00:58:49,698 --> 00:58:51,836
Hondacord. Veolvo.
1237
00:58:51,837 --> 00:58:53,339
Okay.
1238
00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:54,340
What now?
1239
00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,540
Now we wait.
1240
00:58:57,710 --> 00:58:59,629
Feel free to wander
about with your thoughts
1241
00:58:59,630 --> 00:59:01,233
and your feelings.
1242
00:59:02,637 --> 00:59:05,762
Let go. Hickeyawaiku.
1243
00:59:07,672 --> 00:59:09,487
Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku.
1244
00:59:09,488 --> 00:59:10,706
Veolvo.
1245
00:59:10,707 --> 00:59:15,191
Hickeyawaiku. Hickeyawaiku.
1246
00:59:15,192 --> 00:59:16,357
Neesonn.
1247
00:59:16,358 --> 00:59:17,475
Altima.
1248
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,573
The ceremony has begun.
1249
00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:25,283
Here, have another.
1250
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,113
What the hell?
1251
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:37,913
Idiots.
1252
00:59:37,913 --> 00:59:38,913
What did it say?
1253
00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,900
Wow!
1254
00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:45,270
Sir.
1255
00:59:46,430 --> 00:59:47,579
What's up?
1256
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:50,379
That cart just blew past
me like a bat outta hell.
1257
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:52,729
He must have been doing 50 miles power.
1258
00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:54,509
Don't you have any regulations?
1259
00:59:54,510 --> 00:59:55,343
No, sir.
1260
00:59:55,344 --> 00:59:57,109
Here at Twin Pines, you can
drive as fast as you like.
1261
00:59:57,110 --> 00:59:58,299
And I personally took the governor
1262
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,639
off each and every one of these carts
1263
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,369
so you can knock out 18
holes in less than two hours.
1264
01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,813
Hell, our sales grew up 33%.
1265
01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:07,393
You have a nice day.
1266
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,633
Cocktail?
I don't think so.
1267
01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,067
This place is a joke, daddy.
1268
01:00:30,831 --> 01:00:32,559
Is this a parking lot or a pasture?
1269
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:33,393
Come on.
1270
01:00:33,394 --> 01:00:35,412
Looks like Coachella.
Hey, what is that?
1271
01:00:35,413 --> 01:00:37,321
A pro shop?
I think so.
1272
01:00:37,322 --> 01:00:39,619
Hey dad, it's a pro shop.
Can we get two tickets
1273
01:00:39,620 --> 01:00:41,279
for golf please?
1274
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,349
Who would actually
pay to come here?
1275
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:45,799
I feel like I'm gonna get robbed.
1276
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,626
I've never seen anything like it.
1277
01:00:47,627 --> 01:00:50,215
Is that a fucking crater?
1278
01:00:51,090 --> 01:00:53,349
Where are we?
I don't know.
1279
01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:55,073
This place is pathetic.
1280
01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:03,384
It's terrible.
1281
01:01:03,385 --> 01:01:04,419
What a joke.
1282
01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:06,070
What the hell is this?
1283
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,093
How do we get across?
I don't know.
1284
01:01:13,468 --> 01:01:15,768
Maybe we can
screen from the trees.
1285
01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:19,919
This is so shitty,
I feel bad for the tractor.
1286
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,920
I can't wait to watch them fail.
1287
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,993
You losers.
Oh my God.
1288
01:02:08,050 --> 01:02:09,300
Golf isn't the problem.
1289
01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:23,642
Feeling okay, buddy?
1290
01:02:23,643 --> 01:02:25,643
I need to find Brandy.
1291
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:30,063
Hey, honeysuckle brother.
1292
01:02:32,696 --> 01:02:34,113
I'm telling you, bro.
1293
01:02:34,114 --> 01:02:37,092
I was like a lion dude all night, bro.
1294
01:02:37,093 --> 01:02:38,554
Just pounding ass.
1295
01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:40,005
Oh yeah, what was his name?
1296
01:02:41,029 --> 01:02:42,839
I'm not gay, brother.
1297
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,332
You are gay, dude.
1298
01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:45,799
I'm pansexual.
1299
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,633
What does that mean?
1300
01:02:46,634 --> 01:02:48,713
Like you have sex with cookware?
1301
01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:56,479
Ah, really, you thought I'd
fall for that again, dude?
1302
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,695
What?
1303
01:02:57,696 --> 01:02:59,769
Hey, hey, get this on video.
1304
01:02:59,770 --> 01:03:02,270
Let's see if Sir Hissyfit
likes a fat in his face.
1305
01:03:05,976 --> 01:03:08,495
Shainski, that's not Sir Hissyfit.
1306
01:03:08,496 --> 01:03:09,496
What?
1307
01:03:14,187 --> 01:03:15,437
Shainski, no.
1308
01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:18,827
What do I have to do bro?
1309
01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:19,660
What do I do?
1310
01:03:19,661 --> 01:03:22,199
Oh dude, you have to suck the poison out.
1311
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,136
What?
1312
01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:25,553
Suck it bro, I'm gonna die.
1313
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,489
Suck my butt, dude.
1314
01:03:38,490 --> 01:03:40,439
Suck my butt.
1315
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,109
Help, snake bite, snake bite.
1316
01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:47,439
Listen, dude, if you love
me, you'll do it bro.
1317
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,167
Please, please suck my butt.
1318
01:03:51,455 --> 01:03:52,538
Suck my butt.
1319
01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:58,163
Oh that's what's up?
1320
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:01,999
Yeah.
1321
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,183
Fuck yeah, brother.
1322
01:04:04,410 --> 01:04:06,029
Oh baby.
1323
01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,869
Oh my God, yes.
1324
01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:12,039
Hey bro, I will never
ever forget this dude.
1325
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,689
You better forget this!
1326
01:04:13,690 --> 01:04:16,349
Don't stop dude, don't stop!
1327
01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:17,993
Oh, I fucking love you, dude.
1328
01:04:19,206 --> 01:04:20,699
Oh my God.
1329
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:21,533
Wrong way buddy.
1330
01:04:21,534 --> 01:04:23,539
Huh?
Wrong way, buddy.
1331
01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:26,049
Let's get you back to the
clubhouse for some soup.
1332
01:04:26,050 --> 01:04:27,833
It's time for integration.
1333
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:45,388
Shit, mi familia!
1334
01:04:45,389 --> 01:04:46,540
What are you doin-
1335
01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:47,374
Oops, sorry.
1336
01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,809
You see my penis?
1337
01:04:48,810 --> 01:04:53,810
Mr. Boyd, you are breaking into a million
1338
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,763
tiny pieces right now.
1339
01:04:56,990 --> 01:04:57,990
It rules.
1340
01:04:58,660 --> 01:05:01,499
Well, don't you fit in here just fine.
1341
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,869
I think so, I like it.
1342
01:05:02,870 --> 01:05:04,729
And Nick says there's soup.
1343
01:05:04,730 --> 01:05:05,730
It's super!
1344
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:08,883
No thank you.
1345
01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:12,349
No?
1346
01:05:12,350 --> 01:05:14,003
Okay, soup yourself.
1347
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,909
Wait till my sister finds out about this.
1348
01:05:23,910 --> 01:05:25,686
You loser!
1349
01:05:30,087 --> 01:05:31,603
Oh, fuck, Brandy.
1350
01:05:34,287 --> 01:05:35,637
I think I got it all bro.
1351
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,115
I love you, bro.
1352
01:05:39,116 --> 01:05:40,583
I fucking love you, bro.
1353
01:05:42,932 --> 01:05:44,457
You saved my life.
1354
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,159
Bitch, you saved my life!
1355
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,471
This snake's not poisonous.
1356
01:05:48,472 --> 01:05:49,472
What?
1357
01:05:50,704 --> 01:05:52,287
It's not poisonous.
1358
01:05:53,262 --> 01:05:58,262
I mean the bite might hurt a
little bit, but you'll be fine.
1359
01:05:59,624 --> 01:06:01,473
You're gonna fucking die, bro!
1360
01:06:17,310 --> 01:06:19,159
Jake, great work today, man.
1361
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,160
Real breakthrough.
1362
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,089
And I know, I know, I know.
1363
01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,769
You can't wait for tomorrow's ceremony.
1364
01:06:24,770 --> 01:06:25,603
We'll do this again.
1365
01:06:25,604 --> 01:06:27,169
No, I'm never
doing this again, man.
1366
01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,889
Oh-okie dokie,
you get some good sleep.
1367
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,890
Yeah, goodnight.
All right, cheers.
1368
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,793
Gummy bear, you home?
1369
01:07:04,783 --> 01:07:05,783
Brandy.
1370
01:07:08,140 --> 01:07:09,140
Brandy.
1371
01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:11,893
Hey, can we talk?
1372
01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,029
Did you quit, baby?
1373
01:07:15,030 --> 01:07:16,523
Oh no, no I can't.
1374
01:07:17,407 --> 01:07:18,330
I'm going to sleep.
1375
01:07:18,330 --> 01:07:19,330
No, wait, no.
1376
01:07:19,331 --> 01:07:21,079
We need to talk about college.
1377
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,913
No, why?
1378
01:07:23,893 --> 01:07:25,943
Because I had an epiphany.
1379
01:07:27,470 --> 01:07:31,209
You know, you've been blaming
golf for all of our problems.
1380
01:07:31,210 --> 01:07:32,623
It's not golf.
1381
01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:36,319
What do you mean?
1382
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,539
Why?
1383
01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:41,539
It's me, it's always been me.
1384
01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:43,399
I fucked up.
1385
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,253
I cheated on you, Brandy.
1386
01:07:46,309 --> 01:07:48,889
Fuck, how can you trust me?
1387
01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,383
I don't deserve you.
1388
01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:52,883
I'm stupid.
1389
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,943
What is wrong with you?
1390
01:07:59,574 --> 01:08:00,574
Are you on drugs?
1391
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,500
No.
1392
01:08:04,890 --> 01:08:06,633
Am I on drugs?
1393
01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:13,304
Yeah, yeah, a little bit,
but it's just like a cactus.
1394
01:08:13,305 --> 01:08:14,329
It's not what you think.
1395
01:08:14,330 --> 01:08:18,939
It's a cactus and you chop
it up and you boil it.
1396
01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:23,409
And you have to sit in a tent
and you have to drink this.
1397
01:08:23,410 --> 01:08:27,310
And when you wake up,
everything is a million pieces
1398
01:08:29,126 --> 01:08:30,126
and then you...
1399
01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:35,719
What were we talking about?
1400
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,279
You're just saying all this
'cause you're fucked up.
1401
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,329
No, it's not.
1402
01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,039
I'm not fucked up, I was.
1403
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,506
You should have seen me before.
1404
01:08:41,507 --> 01:08:46,306
This is all happening again
because of golf, Jake.
1405
01:08:46,307 --> 01:08:47,709
No, it's not because of golf.
1406
01:08:47,710 --> 01:08:50,579
I realized the problem this time, it's me.
1407
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:53,347
I fucked up, but I understand it now.
1408
01:08:54,775 --> 01:08:56,775
Just get the fuck out.
1409
01:08:58,215 --> 01:08:59,222
What?
1410
01:08:59,223 --> 01:09:01,036
Don't come back.
1411
01:09:01,037 --> 01:09:01,954
Are you serious?
1412
01:09:01,955 --> 01:09:03,230
Yeah.
1413
01:09:03,231 --> 01:09:05,064
Just get the fuck out.
1414
01:10:01,390 --> 01:10:03,239
Hey there, you Conroy?
1415
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,889
Yeah, Rodney?
Yeah, that's me.
1416
01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:05,890
Come on in.
1417
01:10:06,830 --> 01:10:09,355
How you doing today, where are we headed?
1418
01:10:09,356 --> 01:10:10,886
Straight to hell, my man.
1419
01:10:10,887 --> 01:10:13,059
But drop me off the Twin Pines first.
1420
01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:16,276
You got it, need to pick
up some weed anyway.
1421
01:10:40,006 --> 01:10:42,173
Oh, I gotta take a shit.
1422
01:10:56,030 --> 01:10:58,089
Hey, are you okay?
1423
01:10:58,090 --> 01:11:00,419
Yeah Ms. Gladys, never better.
1424
01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:01,489
I feel like a million bucks.
1425
01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:02,909
Beer?
1426
01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:04,249
I really shouldn't.
1427
01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:05,333
Okay fella.
1428
01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:13,339
Charlie Conroy, you are cut off.
1429
01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,299
I was seriously just getting ready
1430
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,369
to give that back to her.
1431
01:11:16,370 --> 01:11:17,789
Gladys, do you want this?
1432
01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:19,419
Knock yourself out.
1433
01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:20,933
Inside, now.
1434
01:11:25,934 --> 01:11:28,684
They're coming, they're coming.
1435
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,289
Surprise!!
1436
01:11:34,982 --> 01:11:37,501
We did it, we did it!
1437
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,502
We did it.
1438
01:11:40,127 --> 01:11:41,709
Oh, welcome back chief.
1439
01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:43,119
Great job not dying.
1440
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:44,619
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?
1441
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,109
We waited so long for you so long.
1442
01:11:46,110 --> 01:11:48,179
Okay, let's get this party started.
1443
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,679
Go ahead Fred, load us up.
1444
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,959
He doesn't drink anymore,
1445
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,733
he just got out of the hospital, Nick.
1446
01:11:54,170 --> 01:11:55,813
Actually, Nick, I can't.
1447
01:11:57,490 --> 01:12:02,386
The doctor says I need to give
the ticker time to catch up.
1448
01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:04,714
I have to stay away from booze for a bit.
1449
01:12:04,715 --> 01:12:05,548
Great story bro.
1450
01:12:05,548 --> 01:12:06,548
Here you go.
1451
01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:08,643
No, no, I can't.
1452
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,073
Here's to the boss.
1453
01:12:12,074 --> 01:12:13,442
Long with the chief.
1454
01:12:13,443 --> 01:12:15,776
Long live the chief.
1455
01:12:17,228 --> 01:12:18,949
Hey, back to work, everyone.
1456
01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:20,629
Let's go back to work.
1457
01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:22,437
We did it, we got him!
1458
01:12:23,559 --> 01:12:24,892
We got him good.
1459
01:12:25,754 --> 01:12:27,999
Let's get an inventory.
1460
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,999
Catch me up on the state of the club.
1461
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,449
The golf club is
operating marginally, sir,
1462
01:12:32,450 --> 01:12:35,139
with as many underpaid and
under-qualified employees
1463
01:12:35,140 --> 01:12:38,549
as this mediocre town can
provide within budget, of course.
1464
01:12:38,550 --> 01:12:41,149
Like I said, this machine is
pretty much running itself,
1465
01:12:41,150 --> 01:12:42,219
I can say proudly.
1466
01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:44,659
The bar is fully stocked as usual.
1467
01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:47,439
But since you're absence,
we actually have a surplus.
1468
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,279
Yeah, Eñejo just finished
all the new signage
1469
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,939
and all the greens and
fairways are in top condition.
1470
01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:53,509
That's obviously, that's not true,
1471
01:12:53,510 --> 01:12:56,019
but seems like you need good news.
1472
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:57,099
Great work.
1473
01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,239
Now let's talk tournament.
1474
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:02,449
How's everybody looking,
everybody playing okay?
1475
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:04,039
You're not playing.
1476
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,286
What do you mean?
1477
01:13:05,287 --> 01:13:08,849
You just got outta the
hospital, you are not playing.
1478
01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:10,919
Yeah, man, everyone knows
about the heart attack.
1479
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,629
Also the bet, everyone
knows about the bet.
1480
01:13:12,630 --> 01:13:14,623
That was ill advised.
1481
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:21,389
Look, I need to go
practice so that you all
1482
01:13:21,390 --> 01:13:22,559
can keep your jobs.
1483
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,560
I need a tee time.
1484
01:13:24,476 --> 01:13:25,476
Oh, yes sir.
1485
01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:30,439
Dogleg, we got a tee
time for boss man step.
1486
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,469
We're all clear,
there's no one here today.
1487
01:13:32,470 --> 01:13:34,463
Oh, okay, thank you so much.
1488
01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:37,569
Conroy, you're not playing.
1489
01:13:37,570 --> 01:13:40,633
Not listening to you and
we will reconvene later.
1490
01:13:42,490 --> 01:13:44,440
Does anyone listen to me around here?
1491
01:13:47,170 --> 01:13:49,709
He's acting strange, no?
1492
01:13:49,710 --> 01:13:51,783
Maybe he had like a
bad dream or something.
1493
01:13:53,253 --> 01:13:54,253
Yeah, yeah.
1494
01:15:02,313 --> 01:15:04,353
Dude, are you trying to kill me.
1495
01:15:05,372 --> 01:15:07,052
Are you worried about
that bet with Jarvis?
1496
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,080
You've been looking at other jobs?
1497
01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:12,973
Right.
1498
01:15:12,974 --> 01:15:14,869
I told Fred that to motivate you, man.
1499
01:15:14,870 --> 01:15:16,219
Hell, if I had kids, them and their kids
1500
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,759
would owe you for my bar tab.
1501
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,329
You kidding?
1502
01:15:19,330 --> 01:15:21,519
Twin Pines is losing steam though.
1503
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:22,847
With that attitude.
1504
01:15:22,848 --> 01:15:25,503
Well, I just don't know
where we went wrong.
1505
01:15:26,570 --> 01:15:27,570
Me neither.
1506
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,619
Is there anyone at this club
that knows how to play golf?
1507
01:15:32,620 --> 01:15:35,399
I mean, you've seen all we got.
1508
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,725
Shainski might jump in for you.
1509
01:15:36,726 --> 01:15:37,726
Okay.
1510
01:15:38,513 --> 01:15:40,013
What the fuck am I gonna do?
1511
01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:43,010
Probably lose the bet.
1512
01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:53,250
This is good for the heart, right?
1513
01:16:00,152 --> 01:16:04,027
Well, I don't understand
what God's done to me.
1514
01:16:05,594 --> 01:16:10,594
'Cause I'm short in the
britches and long off the tee...
1515
01:16:10,651 --> 01:16:14,967
I've hit every fairway
since I've been alive...
1516
01:16:16,427 --> 01:16:20,918
But Jesus won't give me no sexual drive.
1517
01:16:21,909 --> 01:16:26,372
Well I've got lots of balls
and I'm always in clubs.
1518
01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:30,181
And I've hooked up with skinnies
and crazies and chubs...
1519
01:16:31,695 --> 01:16:35,856
I've dated some ladies
that were awful fun...
1520
01:16:35,857 --> 01:16:40,623
But I ain't never got to the hole-in-one.
1521
01:18:04,382 --> 01:18:05,800
What the fuck are we gonna do about Shane?
1522
01:18:05,801 --> 01:18:07,851
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
1523
01:18:07,852 --> 01:18:08,878
How you doing?
1524
01:18:08,879 --> 01:18:09,742
Hello sir.
1525
01:18:09,743 --> 01:18:11,442
Come on here, let's grab a seat.
1526
01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:15,835
You want a drink or something?
1527
01:18:15,836 --> 01:18:16,836
Yeah!
1528
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:24,540
Okay, so you're bit all
over the place out there
1529
01:18:25,422 --> 01:18:27,159
and we really need to win this tournament
1530
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:28,949
otherwise we're history.
1531
01:18:28,950 --> 01:18:29,950
Tournament?
1532
01:18:31,610 --> 01:18:32,610
Right.
1533
01:18:34,730 --> 01:18:37,289
Everyone, I'd like
to introduce you to Khalil,
1534
01:18:37,290 --> 01:18:40,809
our newest member and scratch golfer.
1535
01:18:40,810 --> 01:18:42,810
Is he now? Would you maybe
be interested in playing
1536
01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:44,819
in this little tournament
we got coming up?
1537
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:48,009
We got an extra spot and
sure wanna beat the shit
1538
01:18:48,010 --> 01:18:49,229
out of Magnolia Pointe.
1539
01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:51,280
Fuck yeah man.
1540
01:18:51,281 --> 01:18:52,114
Yes.
1541
01:18:52,114 --> 01:18:53,114
I like your enthusiasm.
1542
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:55,493
Really?
1543
01:18:55,493 --> 01:18:56,326
Oh yeah.
1544
01:18:56,327 --> 01:18:58,709
That's fucking-10 seconds ago,
1545
01:18:58,710 --> 01:19:00,539
we were just talking
about how screwed we were.
1546
01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:01,440
Hell yeah, dude.
1547
01:19:01,441 --> 01:19:02,993
There we go, dream team, done.
1548
01:19:05,190 --> 01:19:08,369
Well, as my dad used to say,
1549
01:19:08,370 --> 01:19:13,370
a birdie marks anything of
excellence, and you guys,
1550
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,611
y'all are my birdies.
1551
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,289
Right, since we aren't drinking.
1552
01:19:19,290 --> 01:19:20,130
Cheers to that.
1553
01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:21,296
Oh cheers.
1554
01:19:21,297 --> 01:19:22,130
Cheers.
1555
01:19:22,131 --> 01:19:23,963
Cheers.
Cheers to that.
1556
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:26,277
Yeah, cheers bro.
1557
01:19:26,278 --> 01:19:27,111
Welcome!
1558
01:19:27,112 --> 01:19:29,389
All right, let's fucking get to work.
1559
01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:30,223
Get to work.
1560
01:19:30,223 --> 01:19:31,056
Let's go with these guys.
1561
01:19:31,057 --> 01:19:32,156
We're gonna kick their ass.
1562
01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:48,540
Cheers, cheers.
1563
01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:55,116
Okie, dokie, all right, Nick.
1564
01:19:55,117 --> 01:19:56,217
Right, right, right.
1565
01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:49,099
Cardinals chirping in the Pines.
1566
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:52,749
Wind whisping through the Bermuda grass.
1567
01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,689
Alligators nipping at our heels.
1568
01:21:55,690 --> 01:21:58,199
It's that time of year again, folks.
1569
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,039
Welcome to the 30th annual,
1570
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,179
Dixie invitational captain's
choice golf tournament
1571
01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:06,129
on this beautiful day at
Twin Pines golf course.
1572
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,359
Is that local news?
1573
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,259
Yeah, Jarvis is trying to
make a big deal out of this.
1574
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:10,318
Marvin Gleeman.
1575
01:22:10,319 --> 01:22:11,152
Marvin!
1576
01:22:11,152 --> 01:22:12,117
I did blow with him once.
1577
01:22:12,118 --> 01:22:14,054
Just once?
So many times.
1578
01:22:14,055 --> 01:22:16,412
Welcome to
another Dixie invitational
1579
01:22:16,413 --> 01:22:17,795
at Twin Pines.
1580
01:22:18,870 --> 01:22:21,919
Today, the big focus is Adrian Boyd,
1581
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,629
the five times champion team captain
1582
01:22:24,630 --> 01:22:27,529
and on the other end, Jake Baxter,
1583
01:22:27,530 --> 01:22:31,232
Charlie Conroy's new club
pro here at Twin Pines.
1584
01:22:31,233 --> 01:22:32,066
Now we hear-
1585
01:22:32,067 --> 01:22:33,098
Oh shit.
1586
01:22:33,099 --> 01:22:35,459
A slight rivalry
brewing between these two clubs.
1587
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,089
What are Jake Baxter's chances, John,
1588
01:22:38,090 --> 01:22:40,669
and what does his competition
look like this year?
1589
01:22:40,670 --> 01:22:41,869
These guys from Twin Pines
1590
01:22:41,870 --> 01:22:43,385
who are calling themselves The Birdies
1591
01:22:43,386 --> 01:22:45,779
will make anything but that.
1592
01:22:45,780 --> 01:22:48,039
And they have as much chance
as a preacher's daughter
1593
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:48,873
in Vegas.
1594
01:22:48,874 --> 01:22:51,829
- Well, strong words, John, strong words.
1595
01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:52,839
But that's right.
1596
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,549
But Baxter had a promising future
1597
01:22:54,550 --> 01:22:58,149
before he mysteriously
vanished from the landscape
1598
01:22:58,150 --> 01:23:02,509
of amateur golf amids personal
troubles over 10 years ago.
1599
01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:06,279
Today he looks for redemption as he plays
1600
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,009
against his former teammate, Adrian Boyd,
1601
01:23:09,010 --> 01:23:11,749
the tenured pro from Magnolia Pointe.
1602
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:14,809
- That's right and they
have a surprise entrant.
1603
01:23:14,810 --> 01:23:18,959
International legend, the
pro golfer, John Nightly.
1604
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,268
- Whoa.
1605
01:23:20,269 --> 01:23:23,279
Baby, what
do you want from a man?!
1606
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:26,223
His great aunt was a
member of Magnolia Pointe,
1607
01:23:26,224 --> 01:23:27,431
did you know that?
1608
01:23:27,432 --> 01:23:28,633
- I did not know that.
1609
01:23:28,634 --> 01:23:31,609
- Come on, Boyd, we got this.
1610
01:23:31,610 --> 01:23:32,947
Not today, bitch.
1611
01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:36,413
Oh I can't wait to hit this!
1612
01:23:37,327 --> 01:23:39,850
Ooh, shimmy, shimmy.
1613
01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:42,453
So you can't play now.
1614
01:23:43,850 --> 01:23:45,653
Just playing by your rules.
1615
01:23:49,406 --> 01:23:50,319
Oh, whoopsie.
1616
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:51,799
Hi.
1617
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,839
Hello.
1618
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,279
How are things?
1619
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,280
Not here.
1620
01:24:00,628 --> 01:24:03,392
Whoo! Smashed potatoes!
1621
01:24:03,393 --> 01:24:06,356
- And that's the first
shot at the Dixie Classic,
1622
01:24:06,357 --> 01:24:08,379
the tournament of marginal playing,
1623
01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:10,919
and culturally insensitive verbiage.
1624
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:11,999
All right!
1625
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,424
That's right next up,
1626
01:24:13,425 --> 01:24:14,759
we have captain Adrian Boyd
1627
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,179
for team protein from Magnolia Pointe.
1628
01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,889
Are these guys for real?
1629
01:24:19,890 --> 01:24:23,099
- Look, I don't know anything
about these fucking hicks.
1630
01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:26,936
So just stick to the
script, you Irish twat.
1631
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,059
Adrian Boyd.
1632
01:24:30,060 --> 01:24:33,849
This douchebag has never seen
a real day of work in his life
1633
01:24:33,850 --> 01:24:34,683
and his hands.
1634
01:24:34,684 --> 01:24:38,439
Well, they are softer
than a newborn's ass.
1635
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,993
Let's see what he does.
1636
01:24:43,910 --> 01:24:48,195
Whoa, what a shot and
we are underway folks.
1637
01:24:48,196 --> 01:24:50,774
HADOUKEN!
1638
01:24:50,775 --> 01:24:52,099
- Oh God, that's gross.
1639
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:53,408
Pretty dumb.
1640
01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:01,332
That was a send!
1641
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,433
Next up is
Baxter and team Birdies.
1642
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:14,280
That'll work.
1643
01:25:15,562 --> 01:25:16,895
Kah-fucking-PING!
1644
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,561
Shit.
1645
01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,349
Captain's choice.
1646
01:25:35,350 --> 01:25:37,272
Which ball will you
choose, Captain Baxter?
1647
01:25:37,273 --> 01:25:38,713
I think we'll be using my ball, sir.
1648
01:25:47,590 --> 01:25:48,663
Too easy, baby.
1649
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,000
Yes, sir.
There she is.
1650
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:03,700
This one's going down the pipe.
1651
01:26:08,353 --> 01:26:09,853
Party boy!
1652
01:26:11,447 --> 01:26:14,879
Oh, John Nightly
shows us his famous beer shower
1653
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:16,289
celebration.
1654
01:26:16,290 --> 01:26:18,260
I am the best golfer ever!
1655
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:20,644
Now for the birdies.
1656
01:26:20,645 --> 01:26:21,856
Oh my God.
1657
01:26:21,857 --> 01:26:23,409
I fucking love you guys.
1658
01:26:23,410 --> 01:26:24,763
Baxter up first.
1659
01:26:27,113 --> 01:26:28,113
Hey, yeah.
1660
01:26:30,405 --> 01:26:32,204
Is this a joke?
1661
01:26:32,205 --> 01:26:33,449
Oh my God, I hate poor people.
1662
01:26:33,450 --> 01:26:35,250
Now at the tee, Nick Hayes.
1663
01:26:36,230 --> 01:26:37,230
Whoa.
1664
01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:45,030
Sweet.
1665
01:26:45,770 --> 01:26:47,883
Next up, Emily Calhoun.
1666
01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:52,089
Ooh, I'm a girl!
1667
01:26:52,090 --> 01:26:53,490
I might ask her out later.
1668
01:26:55,259 --> 01:26:57,709
And last up, Khalil Al-Asmari,
1669
01:26:57,710 --> 01:26:59,783
the newest member of Twin Pines.
1670
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:02,909
[Ingersall This guy's
got all types of talent.
1671
01:27:02,910 --> 01:27:04,959
The late
edition from team Birdies
1672
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:07,099
is really lighting it up.
1673
01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:08,349
Where did he come from?
1674
01:27:08,350 --> 01:27:09,423
Who is this guy?
1675
01:27:13,415 --> 01:27:15,515
Twin Pines is so lucky to have this guy.
1676
01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:20,113
Captain Protein rips another one.
1677
01:27:30,067 --> 01:27:31,739
Oh, that's unfortunate.
1678
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:34,539
Tell you what Marv, John
lightly does not look well.
1679
01:27:34,540 --> 01:27:35,923
No, he does not.
1680
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:37,760
About time.
1681
01:27:38,450 --> 01:27:39,583
I need some coke!
1682
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,733
Huh, he's fine.
1683
01:27:58,994 --> 01:28:00,493
What'd you use bro?
1684
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:21,999
Well, well, well, look who showed up.
1685
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,544
You are not off the hook.
1686
01:28:24,545 --> 01:28:25,397
Dammit, seriously.
1687
01:28:25,398 --> 01:28:29,699
But I love you Jake Baxter
no matter what you do.
1688
01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:32,117
Now go kick this prick's ass.
1689
01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:34,580
My girl.
1690
01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:40,620
Daughter.
1691
01:28:42,450 --> 01:28:43,450
Daddy.
1692
01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:49,827
We are tied up
folks! Onto the back nine.
1693
01:28:57,924 --> 01:29:00,273
- Oh my God, that made my dick hard.
1694
01:29:05,693 --> 01:29:06,843
Yeah, I'll stick with it.
1695
01:29:06,844 --> 01:29:08,640
I'm gonna stick with this golf thing.
1696
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:18,970
Oh my gosh, you missed.
1697
01:29:26,909 --> 01:29:27,742
That's a Birdie for
Emily Calhoun of Team Birdies.
1698
01:29:27,742 --> 01:29:28,575
Showing us their
namesake in more than one way.
1699
01:29:28,576 --> 01:29:30,908
An eagle for team Protein.
1700
01:29:48,020 --> 01:29:49,020
Yeah boy!
1701
01:29:56,803 --> 01:29:57,886
- Woo.
- Nice.
1702
01:30:43,607 --> 01:30:44,600
We're on the last whole game.
1703
01:30:44,601 --> 01:30:47,559
Team protein needs
something big happen here.
1704
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:49,639
There are one back from a playoff.
1705
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:50,640
Here we go.
1706
01:30:55,948 --> 01:30:56,870
Roper.
1707
01:30:56,870 --> 01:30:57,870
There you go.
1708
01:31:01,050 --> 01:31:03,693
It's actually better than I thought.
1709
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:09,433
Jesus, you're worse than Thomas!
1710
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,029
In certain circles,
that's a really good shot.
1711
01:31:22,030 --> 01:31:24,469
Twin Pines needs just par to win
1712
01:31:24,470 --> 01:31:26,399
and they're putting for Birdie.
1713
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,567
They've got to make this shot to win.
1714
01:31:34,770 --> 01:31:36,479
Holy shit folks.
1715
01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:37,549
They're blowing it.
1716
01:31:37,550 --> 01:31:39,609
I can't believe
this, Magnolia Pointe
1717
01:31:39,610 --> 01:31:41,563
is still in this match.
1718
01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:44,793
You putt like a girl.
1719
01:31:44,793 --> 01:31:45,793
It's all right.
1720
01:31:52,390 --> 01:31:56,839
Unbelievable, meltdown
from these unpredictable
1721
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,119
Birdies from Twin Pines.
1722
01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:01,679
If they can't make it,
they lose, or we gotta tie
1723
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:04,869
and go into a three
hole, one-on-one playoff.
1724
01:32:04,870 --> 01:32:05,970
Baxter wants this one.
1725
01:32:09,070 --> 01:32:10,349
In the hole!
1726
01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:11,823
We gotta tie folks.
1727
01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:16,789
We go into a three
hole playoff, winner take all.
1728
01:32:16,790 --> 01:32:18,939
The team captains must play head, head,
1729
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:21,459
individual match play to break the tie.
1730
01:32:21,460 --> 01:32:23,929
That's good because John
Nightly is disqualified
1731
01:32:23,930 --> 01:32:27,559
as he has passed out on hole 16
1732
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:29,799
and weirdly nobody is
paying any attention.
1733
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:31,989
Just another day on
the course for Nightly.
1734
01:32:31,990 --> 01:32:35,593
Magnolia Pointe is away,
so Boyd will tee off first.
1735
01:32:38,528 --> 01:32:40,336
HADOUKEN.
1736
01:32:41,420 --> 01:32:43,469
Fuck.
1737
01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,599
Baxter for eagle.
1738
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:04,256
You know what to do Jakey Bear.
1739
01:33:04,257 --> 01:33:05,779
Oh my God.
1740
01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:07,459
Not only are you a part of this universe,
1741
01:33:07,460 --> 01:33:10,549
but you are the universe.
1742
01:33:10,550 --> 01:33:11,719
For sure, thanks dude.
1743
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,529
You are that tiny little white ball.
1744
01:33:13,530 --> 01:33:15,491
Nick, I'm trying to focus here, man.
1745
01:33:15,492 --> 01:33:16,779
You're that tiny little
white ball that happens
1746
01:33:16,780 --> 01:33:18,249
to have a big fat hickey on your neck.
1747
01:33:18,250 --> 01:33:20,119
I don't have a fucking hickey,
just get outta here, dude.
1748
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:21,543
Good luck.
So annoying.
1749
01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:28,610
Mark it.
1750
01:33:28,611 --> 01:33:31,693
Big mistake and a
disappointment for that Eagle.
1751
01:33:34,850 --> 01:33:36,465
You know what to do Adrian-
1752
01:33:36,466 --> 01:33:37,593
Fuck bro.
1753
01:33:37,594 --> 01:33:38,990
I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that.
1754
01:33:46,707 --> 01:33:49,917
And Boyd makes the putt in the hole.
1755
01:33:49,918 --> 01:33:50,918
Whoa baby.
1756
01:33:58,570 --> 01:33:59,769
Yet another Birdie.
1757
01:33:59,770 --> 01:34:01,069
Big missed opportunity.
1758
01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:04,759
Baxter still manages to be
one under in the playoffs.
1759
01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:09,756
One under for Boyd and
Baxter and on to the next.
1760
01:34:09,757 --> 01:34:11,839
How do my calves look?
1761
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,540
Always beautiful, you know that?
1762
01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:16,240
Yes sir.
1763
01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:22,327
HADOUKEN!
1764
01:34:23,993 --> 01:34:25,243
From earlier.
1765
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:36,049
It's fine, I don't mind a shorter walk.
1766
01:34:36,050 --> 01:34:37,789
Did you dye your hair more blonde?
1767
01:34:37,790 --> 01:34:38,623
What?
1768
01:34:38,623 --> 01:34:39,456
Did you dye your hair more blonde?
1769
01:34:39,457 --> 01:34:40,740
This is fucking natural.
1770
01:34:46,990 --> 01:34:48,569
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
1771
01:34:48,570 --> 01:34:51,003
And Boyd makes the putt.
1772
01:34:56,042 --> 01:34:57,419
It's in the hole.
1773
01:34:57,420 --> 01:34:59,151
On to the next.
1774
01:34:59,152 --> 01:34:59,985
Birdie, Birdie.
1775
01:34:59,985 --> 01:35:00,985
Yessir!
1776
01:35:05,850 --> 01:35:07,859
We're on the final hole, people.
1777
01:35:07,860 --> 01:35:09,609
This is a 300 yard par four.
1778
01:35:09,610 --> 01:35:13,059
And I believe both these
gentlemen are capable
1779
01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:15,399
of getting it near the green,
1780
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:18,839
but it will take a lot of club, John.
1781
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:21,289
And even more balls, Marvin.
1782
01:35:21,290 --> 01:35:22,829
Yes, John.
1783
01:35:22,830 --> 01:35:26,263
It will take big, huge testicles.
1784
01:35:39,290 --> 01:35:41,642
Boyd with an amazing drive.
1785
01:35:41,643 --> 01:35:44,079
This is my storybook ending.
1786
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,667
This is my storybook ending!
1787
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:50,493
And some inappropriate gestures
1788
01:35:50,493 --> 01:35:51,493
being exchanged folks.
1789
01:35:52,870 --> 01:35:55,589
So if you have any kids
that are watching at home,
1790
01:35:55,590 --> 01:35:57,769
you should really rethink your parenting
1791
01:35:57,770 --> 01:35:59,569
and grab a Swinger Lite.
1792
01:35:59,570 --> 01:36:01,459
Long day on the links?
1793
01:36:01,460 --> 01:36:02,430
Pound a Swinger.
1794
01:36:02,431 --> 01:36:05,319
We love Swinger.
1795
01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:06,613
That's right, John.
1796
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:12,219
Speaking of Swinger, Adrian
Boyd could still swing himself
1797
01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:14,369
into a birdie if he can get on the green
1798
01:36:14,370 --> 01:36:16,229
with his next shot.
1799
01:36:16,230 --> 01:36:18,449
Or Baxter's short game
could fail him once again.
1800
01:36:18,450 --> 01:36:19,450
That's possible.
1801
01:36:22,632 --> 01:36:23,793
It's the perfect hole?
1802
01:36:32,990 --> 01:36:34,498
We are the Birdies...
1803
01:36:35,798 --> 01:36:37,336
Birdies, birdies
1804
01:36:37,337 --> 01:36:40,511
Birdies, birdies, birdies
1805
01:36:40,512 --> 01:36:44,804
Birdies, birdies, birdies!
1806
01:36:44,805 --> 01:36:45,763
Here we go.
1807
01:36:45,764 --> 01:36:47,307
Birdies. Birdies!
1808
01:36:47,308 --> 01:36:48,738
There we go.
1809
01:36:48,739 --> 01:36:50,843
Let's go!
1810
01:36:50,844 --> 01:36:52,268
Louder!
1811
01:36:52,269 --> 01:36:55,528
Birdies, birdies, birdies.
1812
01:36:55,529 --> 01:36:57,648
Birdies, baby!
1813
01:36:57,649 --> 01:36:59,164
BIRDIES FOREVER!
1814
01:36:59,165 --> 01:37:03,989
I am Jake fucking Baxter and I am BACK!
1815
01:37:03,990 --> 01:37:06,150
Wooohooo!
1816
01:37:06,151 --> 01:37:09,349
Nick, hand me that motherfucking two-
1817
01:37:09,350 --> 01:37:10,183
That's exactly what I wanted.
1818
01:37:10,183 --> 01:37:11,183
How'd you know?
1819
01:37:11,862 --> 01:37:13,745
Win or lose, that's cool
that you know I was gonna...
1820
01:37:13,746 --> 01:37:14,579
That's pretty cool.
1821
01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:15,412
Right right, we're-yeah!
1822
01:37:15,412 --> 01:37:16,412
Here we go.
1823
01:37:21,170 --> 01:37:22,799
It's a beautiful shot.
1824
01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:26,469
That is a sniper shot,
the best I've ever seen.
1825
01:37:26,470 --> 01:37:28,889
Damn it's a SNIPER SHOT!
1826
01:37:28,890 --> 01:37:30,949
Could this even be possible?
1827
01:37:30,950 --> 01:37:32,663
Has anyone ever?
1828
01:37:33,541 --> 01:37:35,876
It's a hole in ONE
1829
01:37:35,877 --> 01:37:37,292
I can't believe it!
1830
01:37:37,293 --> 01:37:39,660
Jake Baxter just aced a par four!
1831
01:37:39,661 --> 01:37:42,492
He need a Birdie but he got an albatross.
1832
01:37:42,493 --> 01:37:44,670
Yeah, my boy!
1833
01:37:44,671 --> 01:37:49,462
Adrian Boyd is out of this match!
1834
01:38:03,856 --> 01:38:04,856
Oh my God.
1835
01:38:20,410 --> 01:38:24,023
Well, so I guess I work for you now.
1836
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:28,160
Partners?
1837
01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:30,760
Something like that.
1838
01:38:33,810 --> 01:38:35,887
I think you should probably kiss me now.
1839
01:38:35,888 --> 01:38:37,150
Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
1840
01:38:38,980 --> 01:38:40,209
Conroy, that was the fu-
1841
01:38:40,210 --> 01:38:42,219
Oh my God, did not know
you guys are about to kiss.
1842
01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:43,319
I am so sorry.
1843
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:44,160
Dude, I am so sorry.
1844
01:38:44,161 --> 01:38:46,789
We weren't about to kiss, we were kissing.
1845
01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:49,083
Thry were kissing.
I'll let it slide.
1846
01:38:50,660 --> 01:38:53,359
I've never seen anything like that, Jake.
1847
01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:54,463
You saved my ass.
1848
01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:58,663
Yeah, I kinda did, didn't I?
1849
01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,259
It's the best job I ever, dude.
1850
01:39:01,260 --> 01:39:04,192
Anything you want, you got it.
1851
01:39:04,193 --> 01:39:05,439
You're home now.
1852
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,890
You hear me, the both of you.
1853
01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:10,263
Appreciate that, thank you Conroy.
1854
01:39:12,173 --> 01:39:16,003
I guess I'll have my attorney
start to make arrangements.
1855
01:39:16,950 --> 01:39:19,653
You got my number, I'll
expect keys in two weeks.
1856
01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:22,479
I'm gonna call the motel,
1857
01:39:22,480 --> 01:39:24,130
have 'em save our favorite suite.
1858
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:27,083
Not here, later, later.
1859
01:39:28,660 --> 01:39:29,493
All right, yeah.
1860
01:39:29,494 --> 01:39:31,369
I'll see you at Thanksgiving, Mr. Boyd.
1861
01:39:31,370 --> 01:39:33,263
We don't have to talk about any of this.
1862
01:39:35,170 --> 01:39:36,170
Adrian.
1863
01:39:44,550 --> 01:39:48,090
Look, man, I still don't like you
1864
01:39:50,035 --> 01:39:51,223
but, goddammit.
1865
01:39:56,960 --> 01:39:57,793
You respect me?
1866
01:39:57,794 --> 01:39:59,039
No, I realized soon as I said that,
1867
01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:00,169
it sounded like I was gonna say respect.
1868
01:40:00,170 --> 01:40:04,463
It was not, it's more like,
I think you're a good golfer.
1869
01:40:19,330 --> 01:40:22,419
Well, looks like you got a new club, boss.
1870
01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:24,319
Yeah, don't get too excited.
1871
01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:25,320
I might fuck it up.
1872
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:27,623
I'm not gonna!
1873
01:40:49,208 --> 01:40:51,269
White people.
1874
01:40:51,270 --> 01:40:53,669
So, when are we gonna work
on my putting game, huh?
1875
01:40:53,670 --> 01:40:55,409
Oh, putting is not my department.
1876
01:40:55,410 --> 01:40:57,519
I would defer to my short
game professor, Nick.
1877
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:58,353
He'll take it from here.
1878
01:40:58,354 --> 01:40:59,419
Won't you follow me, Ms. Gladys.
1879
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:01,911
His putting sucks the ass.
1880
01:41:01,912 --> 01:41:02,745
I'm working on it.
1881
01:41:02,745 --> 01:41:03,578
Yeah okay.
1882
01:41:03,579 --> 01:41:06,349
What the hell are we
gonna do about these guys?
1883
01:41:06,350 --> 01:41:07,459
They can sleep it off.
1884
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:09,309
Yeah, I feel like we should
call the greens keepers.
1885
01:41:09,310 --> 01:41:11,879
I feel like you're probably right.
1886
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:14,019
Hey greens, we could use a
clean up at the driving range.
1887
01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:15,949
Got three naked dudes laying here.
1888
01:41:15,950 --> 01:41:18,759
Copy clubhouse, Adrian is on his way.
1889
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,829
If you guys are talking
about my dad again,
1890
01:41:20,830 --> 01:41:22,233
you can screw off!
1891
01:41:23,450 --> 01:41:24,699
He's happy.
1892
01:41:24,700 --> 01:41:26,425
Thank you very much.
1893
01:41:26,426 --> 01:41:29,579
Do me a favor, when you're
done fixing that boys,
1894
01:41:29,580 --> 01:41:31,179
come up here and fix this for me.
1895
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,180
Fix what?
1896
01:41:40,050 --> 01:41:40,883
Hey what'd I miss?
1897
01:41:40,884 --> 01:41:43,852
Oh, just another day at
Twin Pines, you know.
1898
01:41:43,853 --> 01:41:44,686
I tell you what, I'm thirsty.
1899
01:41:44,687 --> 01:41:46,739
I'll take a water 'cause I'm pregnant.
1900
01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,789
Well, I mean we're pregnant.
1901
01:41:47,790 --> 01:41:48,790
She's pregnant.
1902
01:41:49,870 --> 01:41:51,253
Well, this round's on me.
1903
01:41:52,534 --> 01:41:53,649
Thanks so much.
1904
01:41:53,650 --> 01:41:54,650
Yeah.
1905
01:41:55,639 --> 01:41:59,735
To Twin Pines, may the
tradition continue to continue.
1906
01:41:59,736 --> 01:42:01,319
- Twin Pines.
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