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[DOOR OPENS]
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[MUSIC: Dirty Cash (Money Talks)
by Adventures Of Stevie V]
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♪ Money talks Ooh-ooh-ooh
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♪ Money talks
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♪ Dirty cash, I want you
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♪ Dirty cash, I
need you, whoa. ♪
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I've been fully booked all week.
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Last guy, he played
for Man United.
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Who is it? I couldn't
possibly say.
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Boring.
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He's an athlete, Leanne.
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And my, oh, my, could you tell.
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My God, he was throwing me about
all over the place. It was fabulous.
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And then at the end
of it all, HE paid ME!
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Ridiculous, really.
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I feel incredible.
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You look like a chinchilla.
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Now, that is sensational.
We're getting that.
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Oh, it's too expensive, Alma.
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Listen, for the first time
in my life, I've got money.
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I can buy what I want, when
I want, for who I want.
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Let's enjoy it, Leanne.
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Woo!
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♪ I want it all, all that
you got All at the same time
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♪ I've got the looks, I've got
the brains, I'm in the spotlight
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♪ Straight from Milan Down
to Japan just for some sushi
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♪ I'm drinking tea, yeah
With the Queen in her jacuzzi
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♪ Yeah, I'm the best and all
my friends are so successful
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♪ I told you once, I told you
twice but you're forgetful
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♪ I told you once, I told you
I told you once, I told you
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♪ I told you once, I told
you Everybody get in line
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♪ Baby, I'm a first-class
bitch First class
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♪ Baby, I'm a first-class bitch
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♪ Baby, I'm a first-class
bitch First class
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♪ And I know you love it. ♪
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Once you commit to a turban,
your whole personality changes.
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I feel it. I feel
different. Better.
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I mean, look at me. Look at my
posture. I'm like a peacock.
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I'm cosmically ordering
positivity in this turban.
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You look like a sultan.
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You look a CEO. Do I?!
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You do. [LEANNE GASPS]
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Right, cocktails.
But it's not even 12.
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I've not had second breakfast yet.
Well, call it brunch, then. Fine.
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Acting lessons.
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Thanks.
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Alma! Ooh!
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Bolton Acting
School. It's a sign.
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It's the turban! Right,
let's check it out.
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♪ Baby, I'm a
first-class bitch. ♪
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You don't think we're a bit
overdressed? No, I do not.
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If anything, I think
we're underdressed.
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And that's why, class,
you should never say yes
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to a sex scene before
you've read the full script.
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Thanks for sharing, Lesley.
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You can sit down now, love.
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Can you sit?
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Well done.
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[DOOR OPENS, THEY LAUGH]
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Yeah, er, can I help? Yeah,
I saw your sign outside.
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I want to be an actress.
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Ah, no, big mistake.
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We're not doing a
panto this year.
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No, I want to be...
a serious actress.
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Oh, right, yeah. I can, yeah...
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Just you? Yeah. Not the two?
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Only there's a lot going
on there, in't there?
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Damn right there is.
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Well, you've come to
the reet place, cocker.
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Yeah. Creme de la creme of acting
training, this. Fabulous. Yeah.
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We've had them all
here. Haven't we?
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We had, er, Paddy McGuinness.
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That woman off the
Halifax advert.
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You might recognise Brian -
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he played a dead
body on Doctors.
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Right.
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All right, Brian,
stop showing off.
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But it's £100 for five sessions,
and you can start Saturday.
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Fantastic. Yeah?
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Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah!
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I'll see you then. Mmm.
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Cocktails? Cocktails. Right.
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Bit early for that, isn't it?
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Do you know, I'm not just shagging
people on this job, you know.
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I'm actually more
of a therapist.
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And how do you work
that out, then?
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I wouldn't share
this with Leanne.
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She's surprisingly squeamish
about the whole thing.
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But it's not all
glamour and posh hotels.
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[MAN SOBS]
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I'm an awful man!
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I can't fuck you!
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I can't fuck my wife!
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I'm a failure.
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A lot of the job is just holding
old naked men in your arms
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while they cry at midnight.
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[SOBS]
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Don't worry about it, Clive.
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You're not the first and
you won't be the last.
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[VOICEOVER:] Very much like going
to bed with a raw chicken.
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And people have some
pretty niche requirements.
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You poor, dirty little whore.
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Tell me how you
coped, you dirty girl.
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Your poor family.
How did they cope?
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[VOICEOVER:] There's a lot of thinking
on your feet - and off them.
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We're on family tax credits?
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Yeah, yeah, tell me more.
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Er... we ate a lot of Spam.
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Ooh, yeah. Did you wash?
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What? Did you wash?
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Er, no, never, never washed, no.
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The same knickers every day.
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Oh, I bet you did,
you dirty girl.
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Did you have electricity?
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Oh, no, no, no electricity, no.
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Just candles. Ooh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, I was
a poor, dirty girl
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who ate a lot of
Spam in candlelight.
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[HE GRUNTS]
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What's THAT look about?
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I just worry about you.
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You've had a
difficult upbringing,
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a bad break-up with a toxic
prick, and now you're a...
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[WHISPERS:] prostitute.
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What's my childhood
got to do with it?
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Why do people always
psychoanalyse sex workers
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and question how empowered they
are? Do you know we don't do it
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to anybody else in
any other profession?
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You don't go into a
telesales office, do you,
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and go, "Ooh, Sue on the
phones - is she empowered
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"or is she just
loudly selling carpets
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"cos she's a middle child?"
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I tell you what, money
is empowering, Leanne.
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Money.
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Hey! I invited Chris.
Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
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This is supposed to be our day.
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Well, we've had all morning, and I
really want you to get to know him.
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Hey, Alma. Hey, gorgeous.
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She met this one on jury duty.
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She usually finds an excuse to
dump a bloke after the first week.
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[CONSECUTIVE SIGHS]
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He's got a blog.
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His chin's too small.
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He likes to cuddle after sex.
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But it's been three weeks now,
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and he still seems to be wearing
my mate's face like an oxygen mask.
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They've started speaking
in we's instead of I's.
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Hey! We're cooking a stew
tonight - why don't you join us?
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No, ta.
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I refuse to become
some sort of weird pet
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in this sickly arrangement.
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JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
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[WINE POURS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Oh!
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It's fabulous.
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Ruby. Oh!
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Oh, God. Sorry!
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It's Phil. Hello.
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These are very nice cushions.
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Yeah. Yeah. They
are, aren't they?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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The sort of cushions
you'd expect to find
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in a really plush
Parisian brothel.
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Is that right? Well, I'll
take your word for that.
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I've always enjoyed
the decor in here.
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It's almost arrogant, isn't
it? It IS arrogant, yeah.
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Cushions at the bar,
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doorman who looks like a tree.
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Yeah. Yeah, he does.
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I think that's the great thing about
having money, though, isn't it?
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If you want to dress
someone up like a tree,
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you're not mentally ill,
you're forward-thinking.
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[HE CHUCKLES ]Yeah.
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I mean, that was the kind of
foolish thing I did. Really? Yeah.
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I'm a very indulgent
man. Mmm, I gathered.
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So what's the maddest thing
you've ever bought, then?
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Apart from me.
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Well, I once spent 40 grand on a
painting of a very sad-looking dog.
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Fucking hell. Why?
It just spoke to me.
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Yeah, I actually put it up in my
office, and I had to take it down.
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It was too sad. Had to
put it in the attic.
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I bet the dog's even
MORE sad up there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll bet she is.
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Would you like some
champagne? I... I'd love some.
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Yeah. Yeah? Well,
let's do champagne.
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[CORK POPS]
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[SHE MOANS AND SIGHS]
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[HE SIGHS]
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Oh, my God.
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[HE CHUCKLES]
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That was... That was tremendous.
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I mean, you're quite something.
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You're not so bad
yourself, Phil.
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I wonder if perhaps I could, er,
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I could book you
every night this week.
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[SHE LAUGHS]
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I'm serious. What? Yeah.
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Really? Yeah.
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No!
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Oh... I mean, yeah.
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I mean, sure.
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Can I get your
private number? Er...
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I don't want to get you
into trouble or anything,
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but just, I mean, you are
amazing. And I just...
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I just want to send you a cheeky
text from time to time, huh? Oh...
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Yeah, all right, yeah. Yeah? Yeah,
that would be nice, actually, yeah.
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Let's have champagne.
Yeah? Yeah.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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Woo!
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[HE LAUGHS]
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♪ Isn't life wonderful? Mmm
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♪ Isn't it fun to be
under the sun and the sky
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♪ When the barometer's high?
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♪ Ain't the world
beautiful? Mmm
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♪ Looking so right that it's
quite a delight to the eye
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♪ Just to watch it go by
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♪ Isn't life wonderful? Mmm
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♪ Isn't it fun to be... ♪
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Oh, shit. I'm supposed to go
to my mate's for tea tonight.
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She's cooking a stroganoff
with her new fella.
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Well, just forget that. Yeah?
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Let's have some champagne.
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Yeah. Fuck it,
let's do that. Yeah.
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♪ ..delight to the eye
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♪ Just to watch it go by Mmm
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♪ Maybe we can explain
this midsummer... ♪
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You're not saying hello, then?
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I've not got time
for hellos, Anthony.
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What's with the hat? Are you
going to the races or something?
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This is how I dress now.
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I'm going to much more extravagant
and sophisticated places.
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These hats are very
run-of-the-mill there.
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Hey, there is nothing
run-of-the-mill about that beast.
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Oi!
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Who are you going to these
fancy places with, then?
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His name's Phil.
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And he's fabulous.
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♪ Love keeps this wonderful
world going round and around
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♪ And around and around
and around and around... ♪
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That was lovely. When you
coming back? Soon. Great.
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Oooh. Who's that, then?
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Daz. Daz?
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Like the washing powder?
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Oh, he's fabulous.
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I've had sex three
times this morning,
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before Spam. Ugh. No, no,
don't try and shame me, Alma.
249
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,799
My body is an
instrument of pleasure.
250
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,399
I am a sexual violin, and I need to
be played. You're not a sexy violin.
251
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,879
You're a 60-odd-year-old grandma
with a fungal nail infection.
252
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,039
No, it's gone.
253
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,079
I had a word with it. What?
254
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,479
I spoke to me toe.
255
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,559
Right, so I sat down last
Tuesday, put my feet up,
256
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,919
and it was looking at me.
257
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,639
So I just said, "Ey, no
more trouble from you."
258
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,319
Week later, it's gone.
259
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,639
Right, so it's nothing
to do with these, then?
260
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,880
Oh...
261
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,239
So are you free for a family
lunch on Friday? No. Why?
262
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,519
Because I've just defrosted
a loaf, and it needs eaten.
263
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,559
Listen, I'm sure your
sad little loaf can wait.
264
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,359
I want to take us somewhere
fabulous, Grandma. [MESSAGE ALERT]
265
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,080
[SHE SIGHS]
266
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,399
What you smiling at?
267
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,439
Oh, you're not back with
fucklump, are you? No.
268
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,719
I've met someone a
lot better, actually.
269
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,559
He's classy, he's fabulous,
he's nothing like Anthony.
270
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,079
He took me to the
theatre, Grandma.
271
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,719
Ooh! When are we going
to meet him, then?
272
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,759
[SHE SCOFFS ]Fuck off.
273
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,999
I don't need YOU telling him
274
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,119
you're a sexy violin who
argues with her toes.
275
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,999
[SHE TUTS]
276
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,640
Fuck me.
277
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,400
[BELL JINGLES]
278
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,320
I'm sorry about the other night.
279
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,079
I was with Phil, you see.
280
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,959
I cooked you a lovely meal
and you just didn't show up.
281
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,559
Chris thinks you don't
like him. I know. Sorry.
282
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,239
The thing about Phil is he's
just... He's all-encompassing.
283
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,399
You know, he's not like
your average boyfriend.
284
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,239
Alma, can we talk
about this later?
285
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,679
I've got 50 fucking salmon
rolls to make by noon
286
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,319
because SOMEBODY went
on a caterers' awayday
287
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,239
and now we've got
sushi on the menu.
288
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,519
It's the modern world, Leanne. I've
told you before - adapt or die.
289
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,319
Adapt or die, Leanne!
290
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320
Fuck you, Bill! Fuck you!
291
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,960
He bought me a dress.
292
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,799
He took me to the
theatre, Leanne.
293
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,159
Did you go to the acting
class on Saturday?
294
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,520
No, I didn't make
that, actually.
295
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:23,639
Why? Phil asked me to stay over,
and... we got carried away, and...
296
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,199
So you paid for it and
then you sacked it off
297
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,639
like you sacked me off.
298
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,439
What's got YOUR
knickers in a twist?
299
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,039
The whole point of this job
was so you could do good things
300
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,719
with the money, not get pissed
in wine bars with old men.
301
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,001
Well, that's not what I'm
doing, is it? I'm earning money.
302
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,439
[FISH SLAPS ON COUNTER] I know
what this is. You're jealous.
303
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,719
Of what, Alma? My
money, my freedom.
304
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,559
Look at you - covered in
fish guts on minimum wage.
305
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,679
I'm enjoying the finer things in
life, and you can't handle it.
306
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,039
The finer things in life?
Are you fucking mad?
307
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,919
I've had enough of listening
to this deluded waffle.
308
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,839
Phil is not your boyfriend.
309
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,639
Your job is not empowering.
It's seedy and it's gross,
310
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,719
and you are fucking
mental, Alma.
311
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,319
I can't believe how
judgmental you're being.
312
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,599
I thought, of all people,
you would understand.
313
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,079
Why the fuck would I understand?
314
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,879
Because you're ALWAYS
shagging about.
315
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,559
So that makes me a prostitute?!
316
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,119
Do you know, I don't like
you with a boyfriend.
317
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,760
You're a right boring old goat.
318
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,519
Oh! Ugh!
319
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,120
What the fuck?
320
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,599
[YELPING]
321
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,959
Fishy bitch! Fuck you, Alma.
322
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,639
Fuck you! What the...?
323
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,799
Oh, get off! Ladies! Stop!
324
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,199
My God!
325
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,079
Leanne, put that fish down!
326
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,359
Alma, back away from
the salmon rolls.
327
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,960
Fuck me.
328
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,400
[GROWLS]
329
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,760
[BELL JINGLES]
330
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,799
Hello, you. Hello.
331
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,359
You look nice.
332
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,359
Yes, I know. I'm
feeling fabulous.
333
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:22,199
Phil's taking me out
later. Ooh! How are you?
334
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,239
Not sure about this, Alma. Your
mum's too odd for a place like this.
335
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,480
Grandma, it's going to
be fine. Oh, here she is.
336
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,319
Mum and Jim have this
otherworldly quality.
337
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,559
They're sort of like
two bemused aliens
338
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,199
that have just crash-landed.
339
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,120
And that's how
everyone treats them.
340
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,280
Like an alien threat.
341
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,160
Oh, dear.
342
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,039
So, it's a
small-plates menu here,
343
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,399
which basically means
you pick your own plate
344
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,839
and then we share them all.
345
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,399
Do they not do big plates? I'd
rather have me own big plate.
346
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,599
It's like a pick 'n' mix. Yeah,
exactly. It's hot in here.
347
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,239
I'm going to have a fag.
348
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,200
I'm not surprised
you're hot in that.
349
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,199
It's the height of
sophistication, this, Mother.
350
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,039
Scabby Joe got it off the
back of a John Lewis truck.
351
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,519
What's that?
352
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,039
My handbag.
353
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,319
It's a lunchbox.
354
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:33,279
Not everybody thinks in boring
straight lines like you, Mother.
355
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,039
Hello.
356
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,759
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to...
357
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,879
[VOICEOVER:] And if Mum
and Jim are aliens,
358
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,199
I suppose I'm some sort
of alien ambassador,
359
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,279
translating between two species.
360
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,439
Don't worry, love,
we're all OK here.
361
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,199
So what does everybody fancy?
362
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,399
I think I will be having
the Spanish omelette.
363
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,879
I don't eat any
egg any more, Alma.
364
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,759
Who wants to eat the unborn
child of a depressed hen?
365
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,759
Have you got anything
without bits?
366
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,319
What does she...?
367
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,559
What do you mean
without bits, Mum?
368
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,839
Something... She
can't chew, can she?
369
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,639
I can't chew owt on here either.
370
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,319
When you give birth
to a little girl,
371
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,959
you don't imagine they'll be
toothless by 40. All right.
372
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,079
I've had my teeth done, Mother.
373
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,879
I've got a Hollywood
fucking smile
374
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,999
and it's still not
good enough for you.
375
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,559
You can come back in
a minute, if you want.
376
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,479
Yeah, you've never done
a day's work in your life
377
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,199
and you've got better
teeth than all of us.
378
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,399
Well, that's because the
Government want to look after me,
379
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,319
which is more than you ever did!
380
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,600
Right, can everybody
just calm the fuck down?
381
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,799
Listen, I want us to have a nice
family meal in a fabulous place.
382
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,159
Please! Let's not ruin this
383
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,960
by being ourselves.
384
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,519
You can never let me
off the hook, can you?
385
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,879
This is exactly like when I was
seven years old... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,320
It's all my fault, in't it?
387
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,319
No. Don't you dare.
388
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,679
They fuck you up,
your mum and dad...
389
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,519
Not here, Mum. That's not OK.
390
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,599
They may not mean
to, but they do.
391
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,639
[VOICEOVER:] A few years back, Mum
started this bizarre tradition
392
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,679
of calling Grandma
up on Mother's Day
393
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,679
and reciting Philip
Larkin, This Be The Verse.
394
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,799
Can you imagine what that
was like for my poor gran,
395
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,679
having to listen to someone
396
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,719
with no teeth recite poetry?
397
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,439
They fill you with
the faults they had
398
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,399
And add some extra,
just for you, Mother.
399
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,719
Now she does it every
time she's pissed off.
400
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,639
She only ever recites
the first four sentences.
401
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,279
She never gets to that
bit about compassion.
402
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,359
I'm not being spoken to
like this. Grandma, come on.
403
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,199
She's embarrassing. I'M not
being spoken to like this.
404
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,959
I'm going for a fag.
No, I'm going for a fag.
405
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,559
I said I was going for
a fag five minutes ago.
406
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,559
No, I'M going for a fag and I'm
going to get there before you.
407
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,079
I said I was too hot and
I wanted to get outside.
408
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,599
[VOICES FADE]
409
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,480
[PHONE ALERT]
410
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,799
Sorry.
411
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,399
You know, I'm actually
a very indulgent man.
412
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,999
[PHONE VIBRATES] Yeah.
413
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,119
Sorry, I've just got
to... Sorry about this.
414
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,719
I've just got to
take that. Hello?
415
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,799
Hello, Phil. It's Al.. Ruby.
416
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,400
Hi. Hi! I... I just wondered
why you cancelled tonight.
417
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,039
Look, I...
418
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,959
I'm leaving town tonight,
I just fancied something...
419
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,319
Sorry... someone new.
420
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,999
Yeah?
421
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,359
But you took my personal number.
422
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,959
Yeah, well, it's just
titillation, isn't it?
423
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,999
Right.
424
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,439
Titillation.
425
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,919
Sorry... Ruby, sorry, I
paid for my time with you.
426
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,919
I don't think this
should become an issue.
427
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,800
Ray wouldn't be
happy about that.
428
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,839
Yeah. No, you're absolutely right.
I'm absolutely fine, don't worry.
429
00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,319
Fabulous, in fact. I'm off to
a party tonight, so... great.
430
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,279
All right, thank you, bye.
431
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,040
Best of luck. Bye. Bye.
432
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,239
How about a creme brulee, Jim?
433
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,200
You don't have to chew that.
434
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,159
Couldn't stop laughing, me.
435
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,560
He nearly caught us laughing,
so I pretended to sneeze.
436
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,159
Which seemed to turn
him on even more!
437
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,519
Fucking did and all,
didn't it? Pervert.
438
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,759
Mind you, he were one of those
Richard Geres, though, wasn't he?
439
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,879
A what? You know the ones.
440
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,479
They like the whole
Pretty Woman fantasy,
441
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,279
try to get your personal number,
442
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,239
pretend to fall in love for a
night or a week or something.
443
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,799
[SIGHS]
444
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,159
Oh, my God. It's a type?
445
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,519
Of course it fucking is, love.
446
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,199
Right, ladies. Remember,
any trouble, give me a call.
447
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,519
Don't drink and drug
more than you can handle,
448
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,399
and look after each other.
449
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,759
I've never done one of these -
450
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,799
are they all right,
these party bookings?
451
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,839
You just wait and see!
452
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,720
Fucking wild.
453
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,199
[MUSIC PLAYS]
454
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,399
Wow!
455
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,520
It's amazing! Fabulous.
456
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,839
Ey, boys. Shall we get this
party started, then, or what?
457
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,399
[DOG BARKS]
458
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,399
Aww, who's this?
459
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,599
You're gorgeous, aren't you?
460
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,559
Are you ready for
a good time, boys?
461
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,120
♪ So let me tell you like this
462
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,359
♪ I'ma make you get
463
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,599
♪ Get high, get lit, get
drunk, get wavey, get wavey
464
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,799
♪ Get high, get lit, get
drunk, get wavey, get wavey
465
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:54,119
♪ Get high, get lit, get
drunk, get wavey, get wavey
466
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,679
♪ Yah, stamina
467
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,719
♪ Hit a quick a
pose for the camera
468
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,719
♪ Why you sittin'
down You an amateur?
469
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,999
♪ I don't play about Bring
out the next challenger
470
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,999
♪ Yah, yah, stamina
471
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,999
♪ Hit a quick pose
for the camera
472
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,559
♪ Why you sittin'
down You an amateur?
473
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,639
♪ I don't play about Bring
out the next challenger
474
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,839
♪ I'ma make you get
475
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,799
♪ Get high, get lit, get
drunk, get wavey, get wavey
476
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,800
♪ Get high, get lit, get
drunk, get wavey... ♪
477
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,239
Knickers off.
478
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,599
Bloody hell, you're
keen, aren't you? Right.
479
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,959
Oh, this is short.
480
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,959
This is all I've got.
481
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,959
This is not a
haggling situation.
482
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,480
I'm not a used car.
483
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,879
Fine.
484
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,400
[WALLET OPENS]
485
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,159
[NOTES RUSTLE]
486
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,519
Great.
487
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,279
No johnnies, though, yeah?
488
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,839
No, I don't do that.
489
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,960
Fucking 'ell. What DO you do?
490
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,480
Yeah. Ohhh...
491
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,519
Ow! No, I don't do A-levels.
492
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,759
What if I pay extra? No.
493
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,200
Fine.
494
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,679
Ow!
495
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,640
Ow! Ow! I said no!
496
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,439
What are you fucking
playing at, you cheeky twat?
497
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,039
I'm not telling you again. You pay
first, they're the fucking rules.
498
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,999
What's going on? I'm not paying
now. You girls are shite.
499
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,639
Fuck you.
500
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,239
Don't fucking speak
to me like that.
501
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,279
Aah!
502
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,959
Get off her! Get
your hands off her!
503
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,320
Get the fuck off her!
504
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,439
[GROANS] Run!
505
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,919
Hey, come back!
506
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,439
You're a shit shag!
507
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,159
Quick! Come on!
508
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,040
[THEY SQUEAL]
509
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,999
Quick!
510
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,599
He's there! Is he?
511
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,919
Get in.
512
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,039
Oh, my God.
513
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,120
Where's Cara? Shit!
514
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,479
I've nicked his fucking dog!
515
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,679
What?
516
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,239
Bring that dog back here now!
517
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,599
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Why did you do that?
518
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,920
I couldn't find me shoes,
so I nicked his dog.
519
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,359
You know what, Leanne? You've
actually done us proud here.
520
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,319
These look absolutely
gorgeous. Cheers, Bill.
521
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,319
Shame no fucker in
Bolton wants to eat it.
522
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,679
[SHE SIGHS]
523
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,919
So what are we going to do
with all this shit, then?
524
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,679
Well, I don't know.
525
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,839
Maybe salmon porridge?
526
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,199
Oh, no. Fair enough.
527
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,439
If they don't want this lot,
528
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,039
they're not going to want
pound-shop Heston, are they? No.
529
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,599
Oriental paella?
530
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,400
All right, Japanese
bubble and squeak?
531
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,280
We're closed, Alma.
532
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,599
All right. As long as you're
not throwing food around.
533
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,839
You got wasabi in
my eye t'other day.
534
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,039
And, yeah, it might
look like mushy peas,
535
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,720
but by the Christ, it's
fucking not. Sorry, Bill.
536
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,159
So what happened here, then?
537
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,519
Oh. As it turns out,
538
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,999
pensioners aren't willing to
fuck around with raw fish.
539
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,919
Fair. Nigiri? Yeah, please.
540
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,719
We've got tons of the fuckers.
I'm sure I've got a parasite.
541
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,680
"Adapt or die,
Leanne." Don't start.
542
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,599
You were right about
Phil. Oh, dear.
543
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,040
Mm.
544
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,720
What?
545
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,039
What?!
546
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,719
Give us a minute, Bill.
547
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,319
Seriously? This
is my bloody cafe.
548
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,079
Why don't you go
and do the pots?
549
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,280
Bloody hell.
550
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,960
Might as well give
you bloody keys.
551
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,640
That's an idea.
552
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,680
Turns out posh men
can be twats as well.
553
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,839
I'm sorry about the other day.
554
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,999
Yeah, I'm sorry too.
No, you're right.
555
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,039
I know I need to be a bit
more real about the job.
556
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,199
But the judginess makes it
harder to be honest about it.
557
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,599
I feel like I need to be
"happy hooker" all the time.
558
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,359
You know, because you can say when
you've had a shit day at work,
559
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,719
you can say, "Oh, Alma,
I've had a shit day at work,
560
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,199
"I've had to make 50
fucking salmon rolls."
561
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,799
I can't come to you and say, "Yeah,
I've had a shit day at work too,
562
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,519
"he was insistent on
shoving his cock in my ear,
563
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,279
"and now I've got tinnitus."
564
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,839
Fucking hell, you've got
tinnitus? Well, there's certainly
565
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,439
an unusual buzzing sound
that wasn't there before.
566
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,920
LAUGHS
567
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,679
See, THIS is nice. I WANT
to laugh with you about it.
568
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,919
You're the only
person I've told.
569
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,959
But I understand this job
is just a means to an end.
570
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,080
I'm not going to get
lost in it any more.
571
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,000
Good. Yeah.
572
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,199
So how's Chris?
573
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,399
I really like him. Oh, dear.
574
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,239
We'll have to get
you a patch for that.
575
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,639
He makes me laugh.
576
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,039
He's always quoting
Robin Williams movies.
577
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,999
Right. Into that, are you?
578
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,480
Think I am, yeah.
579
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,879
I really want you
to be happy for me.
580
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,079
I am happy for you.
581
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,879
I am.
582
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,679
Salmon roll?
583
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,000
[PHONE ALERT] Yeah, fuck it. Oh!
584
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,599
Do you want to buy a dog?
585
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,960
God, no.
586
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,520
These safe to eat?
587
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,039
♪ You know your smile, woman
588
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,679
♪ You treat me so
darn, darn fine
589
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,759
♪ You give me such an appetite
590
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,280
♪ And I need your
loving every night
591
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,200
♪ Mmm
592
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,759
♪ Your love gets
sweeter every day
593
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:41,639
♪ Your love gets sweeter every day
Your love gets sweeter every day
594
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,800
♪ Your love gets
sweeter every day... ♪
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