All language subtitles for 1x12 Celos papilomas y una separacion conflictiva

You're not bored all day in this trailer?

This is great place to observe.
From here you can get to know all the secrets

Hidden in the human soul.
Look at this, classical families from the peripherals.

Carlotta, take your brother's hand.
-Nano, Carlotta, watch out for the car.

Kuki, we forgot the water pistols.
Then they get bored.

Let's go and take a place, and I'll go for them after.

They go to the pool to tire out the children
to lay down to sleep earlier.

And be able to create more children.
- They look happy

Good afternoon. -Good day.
This is an interesting species. Loser.

See her way to crawl through life.

Opens mailbox hoping to find something that is not
bank statement,

Or is just a commercial for glasses and
a Romanian woman offered per hour. -Sad.

Listen, my leg is stiff.
If this really hurts, you could not move it.

I can not, I'm walking out of love.
- We'll go for an hour instead of an hour and a half.

Go straight! You don't know how to walk.
- Who tells me, the queen of catwalks.

Pensioners in the fight for the preservation of youth.
In a society that already gave them their back.

Maxi, look what I bought.
-This is an unclassified species.

Come here.

Antonio, I have to cook lunch.

How many does the battery last? Two, three hours.

We'll get this too.

It can not be used,
we'll talk with the president.

It works on cancer frequency
you are putting us all in danger.

The annoying neighbors. My favorite.

Always ready to make your life in a hell.
every building has one.

There could be a documentary about this.
I do not know, but let it be a good TV show.

Perhaps I'll write it someday.
When I have less work.

Welcome to another meeting.
No one goes on holiday this year?

We're going in August to the sea.

Already on sale the disc with the first 10 meetings
for only 9.95 euros, has many extras.

The agenda, interviews with the president and
doorman. - You will get to know my

Human side, I opened my soul.
- We can take it as a souvenir?

You can give it to the children to watch.
How could kids watch that?

To see what awaits them in life.
-Javier, Shall we start?

Wait!
-We are missing. -Here is good.

I'm sorry, the meeting is only for owners.
- And what are we?

The construction company gave us an apartment.

And we did not get no microwave.
- Kuki, They gave them an apartment with a parking lot.

What a country.
-I Had to tell you that we are very happy to be here.

Javier, I refuse to accept as neighbors
two demented ladies that don’t pay an

Euro for their apartment.
Drop dead from jealousy, fisherman. - Lady, no insults!

Please! Leo, how I ended up like this?

Sit down, everybody!

The first item on the agenda is a swimming pool as always.

Javi, what happens? Why is the fence always closed?
I want no more incidents.

While we don’t hire a lifeguard,
I will not open the pool.

We already have the pool, We should
enjoy it. Why did we spend so much money?

Let's see who's going to stop me to swim
Who wants to swim it will be under their risk.

In the event of death, the building will not
to pay compensation. -Is Allowed topless?

We started with the antics.
How are you going to go topless? - What?

Isaskun, what you have is not breasts,
but two socks.

I request a warning to the doorman
for insulting an owner. - The Meeting is over.

Want a disk? And Enrique
and Araceli, why did not they come?

You're right. Something happened to them?
- We're not that lucky.

Now we're all here, Mom went to the village as a sign of protest
, but I'll tell her I'm a good conscience.

What news? Dad, son, Araceli
and I will get a divorce.

Without scenes, insults, very peaceful.

We talked, and we have some problems,
which themselves are not something serious,

But that caused more
This is not like the old days. - The love And... I do not.

They understood.
-Life Here did not help. Then you came, you killed us.

What did I tell you at the wedding? that she would leave you?
Dad, are you listening?

This is a joint decision.
And who am I gonna live?

We will still be all together.
Is it not better to rent an apartment?

You can send us money. -No no.
We spent a lot of money on this apartment and the hair salon.

We can not maintain two households.
We got a kid and a teenager does not want to suffer.

Trauma will remain safe to me. Maybe when we gathered to
scooter, it would be easier.

Who cheated who?
It was not third persons.

We are no longer together. Now we're just roommates.
When the crisis settles, everyone will go on their side.

Why so much worrying if everything will all be the same?
-Not All.

Your mother and I will no longer go to sleep
together. We got only three rooms.

No, no.
- Finally when I had my own room.

You agree excellently, you can make a
pajama party.

Fran is beginning to discover his body.
He needs intimacy.

Dad the situation is like that.
We all have to try harder.

Why don't you sleep together?
You never do anything.

The last thing the neighbors not a word.
Our marriage is in the best times.

The divorce could affect my political career.
- What Career?

Dad, politicians need to be married.
The only person who is not married

And an important is the pope.
- Meeting dismissed.

They are sinking us.
We have to do something.

Think, now why are you going to a private school?

Joaquin! Quick, run!

What do you want? I have to go to work.

Do not show me your eggs.
Look at me, I have something down.

They are depilated.
Like Beckham. Bend down a little.

Good thing no one's looking.

You have something disgusting.
Why is that there?

How do I know, I am not a doctor.
Never mind, it may go.

Are you crazy?
-Can be part of my personality. As your nose.

Sergio, go to the doctor.
It's a Venereal disease for sure.

You think? But I can still have sex?
Now I have a girlfriend, and I have to fulfill

her obligations.
- With Miss Villanueva you make love, not sex.

I do not see the difference.
-There's a. Until you see a doctor no of sex.

So dramatic.
Why am I always the only one to worry?

I'll make you an appointment.

And if he prescribes a cream? Will you rub it for me?
- Be funny.

What do you say? Already has two children?

She looked like she was going to get far.

We now don't have children.
We want to enjoy our marriage.

But next year we will certainly have a
a child.

I can not wait to see you. See you tonight.

Shit! Shit!

Silvio, we have a problem.
-What is it? The Resios again?

No. Tonight I celebrate with my mates from school.
- That's great. Where is the problem?

All have children, husbands. And what do I have?

A rented house, a job without a future,
a collection of sentimental failures.

That's enough.

My life is disgusting. I can not compete with them.
- Then don't go.

This year I organize a celebration.
I do not want to know that you're a loser,

So you call them into your house.
You just want to foolishly humiliate yourself.

This year was supposed to be married,
with my new husband and apartment.

I have nothing. I'm a loser.

Why don’t you ask Javi to pretend to be your husband?
Your friends will drop dead

You make your friends jealous and if he wants
you have sex with him. It's perfect.

I like that idea.
I do not believe he would want to.

Why not? It'll be fun. Seriously?

I do not want to have problems later,
you know how the neighbors are.

Do not worry, it will little to cheer me up.
I do not know what to do without Lola all day.

You must be feeling lonely.
I could come more often if you want.

What if we make the party here?
This house is more... yours is beautiful, but...

Sure, sure. One duplex in the attic.
My friends will die of envy.

Sure you do not mind? -Chris, we are friends.
- Yes Friends.

For now.

Councilor, I'm sorry about your marital breakdown.
If you need a shoulder to cry on, you've got mine.

This belongs to my private life.
How did you find out?

If you do not close the window when
you're fighting, everything is heard.

If you need a place to sleep,
in the trailer there's always room.

No, thank you. We'll still live together.

What is it?
- Bad mistake. The first rule of separation:

As far away from your ex.
- I do not understand why?

We parted amicably.
-These Two words do not go together.

Where did Julio Iglesias go
when he broke up with Preislett?

In Miami.
- Where did the baron went when he broke up with Tita?

He died.
-You see. He went away. Run, Enrique.

Here you will not be able to bring
women. -What Woman?

I do not have the body for...
This is the best moment.

You can get women from 20 to 50 years old.
You're like me, a single of a broad spectrum.

Do you think your wife has not already had your eye on someone?
- No. Why am I talking to you?

When you broke up? No one, together we made a decision.
- She did.

Do you hear me?
-Women Can not be alone.

They need a man who they can
blame for their failures.

Araselis probably has someone.

They are smarter than we are,
all day up to something.

Why do you call anyone? Children should
help parents, not that they are looking for couples.

It's for your own good.
I told him you'll call him.

He Ia an excellent man, cultured, educated.
- You too?

Mom, as soon as you start your new life,
the sooner we take back the room.

You'll go with your son.
I like you better.

Why do you annoy me?
Annoy Enrique so he finds a girl.

Mom, be a little realistic.
dad will have it difficult.

You are not curious to see who I chose?
- He is a doctor.

Doctor Saragosa?
- I hit.

What a shame! He has known us for 15 years
he removed the hemorrhoids to your father.

Will take you to the opera. Mom,
call him. You have the right to be happy.

We do too.
- Leave me alone. I'll fix it on my own.

We have to insist. If for 15 years has not changed
doctors, means that she likes him.

Vicente, go to the pool. -Where?

All day sitting in the house.
Get some sun, it's good for you.

I'm not going to go anywhere. Let me die
here. - It is good to get some colour

tonight, Viktor come and Jolie are coming for dinner.
-No kidding. What don’t you tell me?

Why? so I can make something up.

Vicente, we have to see our friends.
- We Do not have those.

Put on your swim suit. -I am not coming,
I want to watch TV.

I knew you were going to tell me,
- you are clever.

Look what I bought for the pool.

Shoot!
- I take care of you.

Yes, It is all a luxury.

Carlotta, do not throw close to your brother.

Child, get out, you see I'm swimming!

Leo, you can not use this stuff
in shared areas.

Sorry, but technically it is prohibited
to be at the pool.

You are breaking citation decision 28/2007.
- Do you know where I put your decision 28/2007?

Antonio, come on up. I need to get lunch.

After that we have to go down
again. This relaxes me.

Towels are left here, this is the best
zone, the sun warms the entire day.

No, these are my good ones towels, which
I stole when we were at the hotel in Lanzarote.

Who will take them?
-Antonio, they are neighbors.

I feel envy in their eyes.

What are you doing?
- Calm down to spread it. The sun is bad.

So what is the end, good or bad?
It gives you vitamin D, but if you do not protect yourself,

It can these give you cancerous melanoma.
-Very nice. Go and bathe a little.

How is good to be the owner,
we can enjoy like everyone else.

We can count cellulite.
When one who finds the most wins.

here? No, not by the children cause I'll kill them.
It's better here.

This is someone's place. -Not any more.

What are you doing? Nothing annoys me more than
a fool who keeps place

If you are gone, you are gone.
Why does it matter?

Here we are fine.
- Don't be annoying.

We are new. This is like in the military, you have to mark your
territory to be respected.

You can dress.
- Thank you.

You have a growth that causes human papilloma
virus, an infection that is transmitted

Sexually. -Is It serious?
- It provokes epithelial lesions in the utherus,

Vulva, anus, penis, scrotum.
Do not worry, it's easy to heal.

And with that, you eliminate all risks.

Is it contagious? Going out with my boss
I would not want to be fired over this.

There is a big possibility that a transfer has already occurred.
Your girl should go to the

Gynecologist.
- If you gave her something, I'll kill you.

Perhaps she gave it to me.
- Miss. Villanueva is honest and good girl

Does not collect viruses like you to who knows whom.

I recommend you
sexual abstinence until you are healed.

After can you normally have relations.
- When Are you going to extirpate it?

I can give you an appointment for the day after tomorrow.
- It can not be earlier?

Do not worry, I'll make sure he waits.

By the way, did you have
sexual relations with someone else?

-One, Two?
Hundreds. He's a sex addict.

This is the gentleman is not interested.
I ought to tell them.

Women are much more susceptible to the virus.
The phone bill will be expensive.

I do not want anyone to call. They hate
me enough already so I maybe

gave them a virus. -Sergio, It is your moral obligation.
You are a carrier

Of what?
- Sexual Transmitted diseases.

You can not be so irresponsible.
- I always take precautions.

When I get there. These things are impossible.
When you put together the parts...

When you put parts together? You are disgusting.
- But you understand me.

Sergio, or are you gonna call them or I will.
- Don't dare.

At least tell Rachel.
Her vagina is in danger.

How can I not? I'll tell her that her boyfriend
gave her a maligned papilloma virus.

Let me, tonight I'm going to examine in detail.
- Sergio, The doctor said

You're not supposed to have sex.

Distance is the greatest enemy of marriage.
Do you know how many men with no shame

Wants to get laid married women?
Without leaving the renter hit on you.

Just imagine all the guys hitting on her.
She's not a waitress, but a photographer.

Javi, it is the way it is.
I did not invent anything.

Amador, why do not you go to the pool with
wife and children? -You're my friend.

I will not leave you in this condition
agony. -What Agony?

I trust Lola. You might.
I do not trust her.

When did she call last time.
- The day before yesterday. -Two days?

The number of calls is plumetting.
This is a clear sign of distancing.

Hello, love. How are you? Good, babe.
My stomach is aching from the food.

How's your job? They treat you well?
All is fine. It is fun.

I miss you. I'll call you before bed?
- I have a party tonight at the beach

I'll call you.
- No!

How nice. Who goes there? Gays and transvestites?
I have to go.

I see the police. -Are you driving?
Yes, the owner of the club lent me his car.

I love you.
- She did not say I love you.

She already has her head somewhere else,
and where the head is the rest of the body is.

And this party tonight is a trap. There,
at the campfire she's going to have sex with

A hippie, you'll see.
- Amador,You are upseting me.

Good, good, I tell you just to prepare
. Next time going to call

Weeping.
That's the sign they have broken into your hole.

Get out!
- Supervise your wife Javi.

Annoying cuckold.

I'm glad to see that despite our
parting we can continue to live

Together in peace.
-Araseli Has a date tonight.

That's a little soon? You did not waste time.

With doctor Zaragoza.
- With who?

I have an appointment on Tuesday to remove a chyst.
- Well, Instead of the chyst he takes your wife.

Let me talk. Listen, kid's...
No, it does not matter.

We are no longer together, you do not have anything to
me explain. - I met someone too.

What?.
- Tonight I am going to...

Going out with someone.
- We Both got plans now.

Where are you going?
- To a place.

What about you? The doctor is taking her to the opera.
- How snobbish.

I'm going to dance.
- Gosh, I am getting the picture.

Luck to all. Yeah, do not wait for me awake.

No one waits up for no one.

It seems that everything is going according to plan.
Yes, but now I miss Grandma.

Why? Because we have to clean the table.

Leave it, she'll be back.

Doctor Zaragoza, please?
Araceli Madariaga. He's going to play the fool.

When did he dance in his life?
Adolfo, how are you? I am well.

my son told me that you wanted to see me.

It is nap time, fuck.

Maxi, its me.
- Enrique, come in!.

What are you doing?
- I take the nap time to define.

How are things going? Were you right,
Araceli has a date with my doctor.

It is humiliating, he cured my hemorrhoids.
-That shot had to come.

You have to stay and give it back.
-I want to get out and meet people tonight.

Women? Sure. But whom I'd met?
I'm asking just to chosen location.

I'll take you to my hunting place.
Do not scare me.

You'll meet more women than
what you've met your entire life.

I'm sorry, but in college I had
dozens of women after me. -Because Of your notes?

No, because of my intelligence and the physical
seductive looks.

You're like me.
Tonight we're going to hook up something.

Go Nano, shoot it. Kuki, shoot!
The same Mesi, just blonde.

I'll call him to shoot more commercials.
Just wait, don’t shoot yet.

Kick! CHAMPION!

The screams and the fucking ball!

Dad, I want too.
No, Carlotta, in the women's football there's no money. Better tennis.

You have to like this, Dad.

Sorry, Vicente, the children.

Cookies, children can not
play ball on the pool.

Relax Goya! Breathe!

What are you doing?

You'll drown me, you fool!

Do not help her, let her die.

Pity, for a bit.

Do not follow me, you fool!

Antonio,They took away our towels.

Ma'am, this is our place. It is ours now.

Sorry, but we left a towel.
-When We arrived, they were not there.

Must have been the wind blew. What kind of wind?

Bent over us. Reservations are prohibited.

Who said that? -Now You will see that
the president.

Berta, come on.
I told you I would get angry.

Let's go, there's business going on.

Leo, what does reserve policy
places at the pool? We got a legal void.

It did not occur to me. My fault.
And you're the president believes.

Convocate an emergency meeting to discuss the problem
- No no. For next year.

This year no seat reservations.
This is a bad thing from you?

Berta, the space is small, we can not
be reserving places.

Staying on their side, not on ours?

Leave me alone, the pool is closed.
I told them I to Decision 28/2007.

I will no longer vote for you. -1: 0 for us.

Run, to take place.
-Antonio, This rat wants.

The war has already begun.

Why everyone hates us? We are a wonderful people,
we have friends all over Spain.

I do not have any.

We need to convene a meeting.

I'll be at the pool, come on down operations.

Following this interpretation,
all deserve a little vacation.

Take a break to pick their own songs.

What are we doing here?
-This Is great place for hooking up. I'm Sinatra.

I can not sing. I'll just watch.

Choose a romantic song.
You look like Moseares.

See how many desperate women
waiting to sink nails into your back.

You think?
Look at how the four of them are watching looking desperate.

I know what we will.
We go out together to sing a duet.

That will disarm them.
I do not see it.

If we go? While you're here,
your wife is in the opera with Dr. love.

Touching underneath the pop corn bucket.
- You don't eat pop corn in the Opera.

Now Maxi and Enrique.
- You ordered it already?

Let's go, do not see that this is a shame.

Watch the choreography. Right,
right, left, turn the piece.

I saw this at Bisbal.
- No dancing.

Wait for the to start video.
- Pay attention dude.

You make a perfect couple.
Your friends are dying of jealousy.

The good thing about being a bartender
eat what you hear.

Is there a problem? No, do not worry.

Ester, how are you? Long time no see.

You look a little fat. This is Javi, my husband.

Was not Agus?
It was the second. I do not stop.

Well, when I met Javi
I calmed down.

This was to everyone at school.

This is Gustavo, my third husband businessman.
- I'm glad.

Use. -Have Has its
firm. On the computer experts.

On the Spanish Bill Gates.
- The house is Not bad. How much you pay for rent?

We do not pay rent. The house is ours,
we paid in cash.

Do not see your image.

Do not need.
Every day that we spend together is so wonderful

Do not have to think about
days that have already passed.

Beautiful. It tells me such beautiful things.
Excuse me for a moment.

Amador, what do you want?
- Did Lola call?

What kind of kiss. Congratulations.
-What a service now-a-days! You are nice to them

And they immediately relax.
- Lola is at the beach skinny dipping.

Do you remember the movie "Jaws"?
Likewise, only by Italians.

You're annoying.
I am telling you, so it doesn't catch you by surprise.

Do you have valeriana? No, I do not need it.
- Kuki, We have valeriana?

Well, well! What?
- I'll play it again.

Joaquin, this movie is
boring, nothing happens.

None and does not need to happen. Absolutely nothing.

We go to bed. -Don't,
Now begins the best part.

Good night. Good night. And I'm going to sleep.

You stay here to watch the film.
Let him, you better get some sleep.

I want tomorrow to be ready for the job.

I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something?
-Joaquin, Knock before entering.

I'm sorry, but I do not go in, but getting out
. What do you want?

I forgot to brush my teeth,
and it can be very dangerous.

Hurry, sleepy. -Me too. Good night.

Wait, just will not leave. -I do not believe.
My brother is obsessed with hygiene teeth.

Good night. rest. -Close the door. It is for some air.

A lot of the heat. -I do not care! Suffer!

Yes, Miss Villanueva. Dream happy dreams.

Where were we?

Do not pretend you're sleeping. If you do not make
love we'll have a problem.

I have not been around.
- I am married. -And I.

Do you want to sing along to a song?
Right. Go ask him those.

Look councilors. The first time he came
immediately hook up something.

Maxi, I was bored. I'm going home.

If you come back so early, they'll think you're a loser.
Sleep in the trailer

In the morning go in the same suit.
Let them think you were all night out.

I shall be considering your wife
where you were all night.

I do not intend to pretend.
My motto has always been "Transparency".

That's why you and through. Take just in case.

Now will feature Enrique and Trini.

Enrique? Enrique? -Trini,
Beautiful, I'll sing it instead.

Child, play this song.
You'll see.

Well... Well.

You had a good time?
Yes, opera is fascinating.

I understand everything. Hilda
shove a knife, and she sings.

You would like doctors to be surprising. Yes
no singing, there would be no end.

And I'm thinking, stop
singing fool and call an ambulance.

Thank you very much. I had a good time.

I think I better go.

Let me go! Let me!
- Relax.

You forgot the belt.
- You're right. Sorry.

Araceli! No out of the car!

Just a minute, I want to tell you something.

Come here.

No, there's intercom.

What is it?

Araceli!

I like you. I think I'm in love with you.
I see.

You stuck your tongue to my throat.
- Why do you think I've let your mother steal my prescriptions?.

I dreamed so many times that I conduct
love to you. -No.

No, Adolfo, because you can not.

You're a doctor Saragosa. You know my husband.

I just got divorced. I'm not ready for a relationship.

I do not know what else to say
. Please, respect me.

Do not call me again!

You called me.
You understand what I wanted to say.

Why don't you come upstairs with me?
- Your husband is there.

It meets only
my material needs. He can not be there all my life.

Your friend is a little slutty
. -From childhood.

That's why he succeeded in
life. And Javi? How's it going?

Vomits for ten minutes in the bathroom.
-Do not worry about that. I'm going to talk to him.

Hello? -Have? Lola? How are you?

Kris? What are you doing up at this hour?

How do you tell me to watch him.
- I can hear a noise. You have a party?

We are watching a movie.

Could Javi talk to me?
- He went briefly to his mother's.

How's your party?
I didnt go. My tummy aches.

You must have eaten something.
Tell Javi that I love him very much.

Okay. Do not call me.
I left my phone at work. I'll call him.

Okay, watch out and drink plenty of water.

Lola! What is boring. Lola!

Silvio, what are you doing? -She's Taking
things that he'd be more comfortable.

When will it saves? Excuse me.
-Just kidding. I'll leave you alone.

It's too late. -More Moving.
Take off your clothes and get in bed.

I can not come in just one bed.

Come on! Should I examine the bags away?
- No.

Just Merche's. Be discreet.

Lola!

I'm here.

Berta!

Wake up! Let's go to the pool.
- Already? What time is it?

8:30. We have to get there before the ladies.

What are we going down in eight hours?
Yes occupy the city.

I brought this up from the basement.
So we're going to take a number of places.

Now I stuffed up to the others.
You see that nothing should be thrown.

You'll see what kind of face that the device will
when neighbors... Good morning!

It is better to be early, so seize the day.

For this, you wake me? -Do not worry.
I'll have to go to eat.

It's going to be running for five hours.

Old people eat early.
- Get sunblock. The sun is going to be strong.

Thanks for the tip.
- Specially you. Don't you wear a hat?

Antonio, go to swim. You are tense.
-No, Now they just put chlorine.

That's why. Now no bacteria.
Yes, I see two bacteria. He sits behind us.

What we're early!
All we got used to the pool.

We just missed this.
This is the right time for swimming.

How do I tell her to review her vagina?
- I Would not do nothing about.

Women go constantly at
gynecologist. -You're Just my brother.

Joaquin, where Sergio? -I do not know.
Yeah you know what it is?

I think he's avoiding me. - Avoiding you?
Impossible. Yesterday he told me that he had found

Love of his life.
He began to think about the children.

Come on!
- My brother is a changed man.

So much has changed that it
no longer interested in sex.

No way! He loves sex. After all
he would if he could. - Joaquin, Don't be rude.

I want to say that she loves to make love.
I do not know just who, since it does not touch me.

Do you clean
vagina from infection? What?

Is your vagina clean from infections?
Are you calling me dirty?

Hello. -Where have you been?

I ran. I got up full of energy.
-What Power? Yesterday you were as dead.

I'm stressed at work. -He is stressed.
You shut up. - Yes, Miss Villanueva.

I'm going to take a shower. -Hang, I'm going with you.

We have a lot of work. -Go You right now I will.

Your brother has luck.
I think I'll take a bath alone. I'm exhausted.

You're hiding something from me? It's not by accident.

Hello. Is Javier there? Yes, sleeping.

I climb up in the morning to give him a little ironing.

Javi! Wake up!

Let me sleep.
- Did you screw the neighbor?

Kris. I saw her come out of the apartment is.
I did not fuck her.

Why? Because I love my wife.
You'd cheated Maite?

It's not the same. Me, my wife is not cheating.
Maybe someday you'll be surprised.

How're funny. Whether this is called Lola? -No.

I do not know how you holding up.
If I was to perturbed.

What are you doing? My name is.
Maybe something happen to her.

Pronto? What kind pronto? Lola.

Hi. When parliaments?

There you have an accident that was on the beach.

Spaghetti, I'll kill you! He hung up.

Take Valerian Javi.

I'm going to the pool to leave you alone
. Get the phone!

God! Calm down, Enrique. In the trailer you are.

Wantl a pancake?
-No thanks. This is dangerous.

Women leave with 3 orgasms and a bump in their heads.

I'm going home. I do not feel well.
- You are suffering from Divorce jetlag

You'll see how tonight would be doing better.

Tonight, we're taking him to a village.
-There Were all drunk. Falling like flies.

See when he comes home. Blow!
-Eduardo, You're grounded.

Enrique! -In Your room!
How time flies when you're spending?

Went to play after I ran
Fatima home. I do not care of us.

Dad, did you fuck?
-FRAN, Watch what you say!

Have you had sex?
Listen to your mother. No need to go into details.

I'm going to bed. I'm exhausted.
Fatima is a real volcano.

He is carried out, and you are stretch
with the doctor.

Yesterday is gone horny. -Julian, For God's sake!

We have seen how you love to
entrance. Mom, shit-faced.

Doctor Zaragoza? Araceli Madariaga.
Fatima volcano.

Adolfo, you called me.
We want to see you or not?

Araceli, I do not understand this. Last night you told me
to leave you alone.

No, silly. You did not understand me.
We women love when they're chasing us.

You are driving me crazy.
- Thank you.

No, I do not know what to think.
Do you feel anything for me? -Yes.

It's not easy, you're divorced for years,
I'm new at this.

Where do you want to go?
Why not come home for dinner?

Home? You're practically part of the family.
You saw my husband's body parts

Where I did not dare to lean.

What is it? Problems with the tax?

Can I come.
It is a delicate thing. - Come in.

Kuki, look who's here.
-This Is a little embarrassing thing.

I think that children should not hear it.
-Do not worry. We talk to children about everything.

That's going to grow up without complexes. -My Brother
appeared some growths on the testicles.

Play in the room!
- What Growth?

Caused by the human papilloma virus.
It is infected through sexual contact,

I am informing all women who slept with my brother.
Why did you come to us, we...

For your friend Patu.
She made love with my brother.

Love? It was disgusting
cutting in the bathroom.

Is it serious? -Can Cause
changes in the utherus, vulva, anus...

Mom, what is the vulva?
- A vegetable, Like an onion.

Why do not they eat the vulva?
Because it is expensive.

Call your friend as soon as possible.
The infection can cause even cancer.

Cancer? This guy is a complete jerk.
He goes around the world and transmits infection.

Struck is the one that charged separately gas.
-Gas? It is ugly like hell.

He does not care, all fall.

I'm going to see Patu.

Her right. Infection and cancer,
because the bitch.

I do not have much time. -Rachel,
I swear to you that I can not wait but now I can not.

Bell!

I have to open, perhaps
wants to sell me something interesting.

I do not have any encyclopedia.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- Maite, Come out out.

Who is it? Nobody. The postman brought me
preferable shipment.

Sergio, what did you do?
- You liked it?. Tantrical sex is great.

Your brother apologized to your
lump. Me and my husband.

This boy is stupid. We're trying to make
fourth, we will come out with deformities.

You did not let me get a condom.
- They are going to catch us!

Calm down, go to the gynecologist and see what
will tell you. Maybe you do not.

I do not want to go alone. -I'll go with you.
Schedule and let me know when.

And the consignment?
I forgot it. I've got today in the mail.

He mixed bundles man.

I'm going to work. See you later.
- Later, Love.

Rachel, how are you? -Does Your wife here?

No, she went to her friend.
Better, I came here to see you.

Can I come in?

Come.

I'll be quiet. The children are watching a movie.

Tell. A little embarrassing.

I would love to me
gynecologist review your wife. What?

You got a problem? No, I thought it
is good since you have three children.

It is an older man, with experience. I believe him.
My Kuki not be anyone to review.

Can you come with me?
I do not like to go alone.

Okay. I'll wait for you outside,
do not think that you and I...

Why not? Everything is possible.

I do not see why people love
pool. I do not have a TV

I'm sweating like a chicken...
Well, when you do not wanna take a bath.

Swim a little. -Why?
Because it's good for your back.

What do I care for my back.

I'm going to swim, you do what you want.

Take off that hat, you look like a mental patient
.

Antonio, I am very hungry.
-I Am, but we have to wait.

Certainly going to leave soon. -I took out
chicken to thaw. They are going to rott.

Let them rott, Berta.

Isaskun, I'm hungry.
- Hang a little. These are waiting to take our place.

They are bad people, you listen to me.
-Even better. It would be boring.

It is good to live in the building,
who have to be kidding. I should have that

Bring a sandwich.
I do not worry about it, I remembered me.

Hello! Medium pizza with double cheese
? Here, boy.

Can not be eaten. -I saw.
Article 4, paragraph 2 can not be consumed

Food and water at the pool.
Who says we gonna eat it?

I keep it for later. It's already a different matter.

Antonio, eating my pizza.
Do not look at it, Berta.

Backing the towel.

What are they doing? -We are changing.
-You want to watch?

Leonardo, they eat. -Antonio,
I can not establish an offense.

Look at them. half a pizza is gone.
There's lots of ants.

We need to sprinkle it with something here ants.

Rachel asked me to go with her to the gynecologist.
This is the power of the ring, Javi.

I have to go to see Lola.
By plane, train, anyway.

Tickets to Ibiza over the summer? Hardly.
-I'll swim if need be.

It's probably some buff and VIP passes for the club.
You cant compete...

With him on his own turf. Why are you going?
I have to talk to her.

Must have an explanation.
Yes, they had sex.

Do not called this,
spend the night at a party on the beach

Told you some Italian, what more do you want?

Lola? -Have, I'm so bad. -Bitch!

How did you call me?
Not even two weeks have passed and you have not mixed up

With some inflated with a guitar
you met who knows where.

What are you talking about? I'm not trust you.

I want you to be happy with Spaghetti.
I want a divorce!

Do not throw more phones through the window!

Where do you keep your suit?
- Out!

Take Valerian.

Are you Araceli said the
Doctor kissed last night?

No, it certainly was a typical
Kiss of the meeting, which nowhere.

Coming to dinner tonight. -Are
Such things should not ask me?

Yes. Dad, I would have walked away from the house.
You do not have to suffer such humiliation.

I'm glad your mother
happy with the doctor.

Why do not you bring Fatima
know that? No, I do not want to Araceli suffers.

Do not worry about me, just
I am curious to see her.

Get dad. She is a shy woman.

Ugly? Tell your father. Dad, it's beautiful.
I do not want to create an uncomfortable situation.

For me, do not worry, we'll certainly
to become familiar.

Well, As you wish.

Maxi!
- Which house are you going? -Its me.

Get dressed, we hang out. Now?

Araceli has urged doctors to dinner.
I have five hours to find someone who would go with me.

Do not kid yourself,
the chances of hooking up during daylight are slim

I can get you a girl of companion.
- A prostitute?

Not one prostitute. They are companions of solvent men

Students of economics, law,
philologists who are seeking extra money for the University.

I do not know. I can not
disgrace, it is with the doctor.

What budget
I have available? -50 euros.

For that money, I better go to dinner.
Tell me how much you need.

For 500 euros you can get a female
where you will envy. -500 Euro?

Some smart that story
jokes and everything. I'm going to the ATM.

I'm going to get something to drink.
Will you something? Yes I've never slept with you.

With or without milk?

Fuck, Amador!

Maite, there's your husband.

Quick to hide.

Here. You sure?
It's not my first time to come.

Wait and I'll look for them.
Find who?

It is a surprise.

God, children will lose
due to a poor sex.

Do not lie, you were thrilled,
come to you again.

I have an idea.

Who are you?
I've just lost this woman to surgery.

There is no operating rooms.
Because I was lost.

You'll see that it's going to sue us for negligence.

Have you found what you were looking for?

I'm sorry, Amador.
It was a mistake to come here.

You are not to blame.
- For what?

Go, enjoy your family
, be happy.

Maite Figueroa? Maite Figueroa?

Kuki?

Antonio, I can not anymore.
They were not going to use the toilet.

They peed in the pool.
- It's disgusting!

It's nothing terrible. I Sm. Not noticing is.

Antonio, this no longer makes sense.
On the pool should be going to enjoy.

I enjoy. This is one of the most beautiful
days of my life.

We're going. It's not good to be
much in the sun. Old skin.

See you tomorrow.
- We'll be back in here.

We'll see son, we'll see.

What did I tell you? When the
gritty, always wins.

Look at the time. No more sun.
This is the best part of the day.

Now we can enjoy the peace.

Get up! -I Do not get up here.

If necessary I'll sleep here, but I
one babe will not win.

Are you serious?

Bring me the spray for insects and a sandwich. I'll it when it gets dark, so nobody sees me.

Sex workers are asked to take their business
recognized as a professional activity.

Prostitution is a legitimate economic activity
recognized in the world.

See? They are very professional women.
I do not know why you do not want to pay for a little.

Juliana, he has to know the love
in a natural way. Let him know,

But this will no longer enjoys.

Shut up, I can not hear anything.

Jerks us to leave,
social insurance, maternity leave.

These were the words Asuncion Dominguez,
Chair of the association of sex workers.

Came Adolfo. Yes I call him Dad or
not wait to fall first sex?

Adolfo! For you have a box of chocolate
without sugar, glucose you were a little high

in the latest tests, and for your mom
block prescriptions signed.

She's not here, she went to the village, but I'll send it to her.

Sit down, Enrique will soon
to arrive. And he coming?

Yes, but he brings his woman.
This is Julian, my father in law.

I'm glad. I have not seen you at the office.
-And you're not.

I hate doctors.

Something to drink? -Thank you.

Come, come your girlfriend.
-Enrique, This Asuncion.

I already explained

How are you?
Call me by name, let's get in the role.

Tell him that joke about the cripple man.
- This is a cripple man who goes to Lourdes...

I'm sorry. Maxie, come out for a moment, please.

This is for you, Miss escort?
Looks like one under the bridge.

She is president of the association.
It's not that the Minister of Culture.

For her you paid 500 euros? -350 Euros. Other
my fee for the fear.

What kind of fear? -Do You know where I
had to go to get hired?

I told them her name was Fatima.
This does not look like Fatima.

A that looks Fatima?
Like Fatima, for all I know.

I can not go with this
wife home, a discovery to me.

It can to pass as a lady.
Have you watched "pretty young"?

Comparisons with this woman Julia Roberts?
You did not have Richard Gere.

We just need some more appropriate clothes
. Take care my watch.

Where are you going?
yo'll kill yourself.

Fixed. She'll look like Esperanza Aguirre.

God, divorce! How did I disappoint you, son.

You do not worry, life goes on.
Do you remember Irene?

She has lost 18 pounds.
It's beautiful, do not look at the picture.

You'll see her and get shocked.

Mama, do not start. Just want to help you.

Do you love Lola? -Of course I love her.
- Do you love your mom?

Concentrate a little
not change the subject. Call her.

Leave the kid alone.
If he wants to get a divorce, let's divorce.

Who are we to interfere in his life?
- I Would forgive her.

It's not so bad.
How not terrible? She cheated.

It happens. No it happens.
to your father, I never cheated.

It doesn't count.
You had no one to do it with.

I had a pretender.
Until you did not buy the vacuum cleaner.

Called me later. Yes you sell accessories.

What does it matter now type vacuum cleaner?

Javi, Lola is just a man. All people
do stupid things. Especially during the summer.

Hit you in the head and the sun
you can not think clearly.

Son, I really like Lola,
or scam is not forgivable.

I'll find what I'm fast
another girl. One that works.

I do not want another. I love Lola.
-Call Then. Everything will be arranged.

You shut up! He's right, Dad.
What matters is that we love. I'll call it.

Do not call immediately. Think it tonight.

What's so funny? How sad that I will get in trouble.

If they reconcile I'll throw the TV
through the terrace. Yeah I'm going after it.

Or I'll throw you.
Or both. Family massacre.

See you tomorrow.
Are you not coming home Mss Villanueva?

No, and tell your brother to not call me anymore.

What happened?
He Slept with Maite.

Impossible. Surely some mistake.
-My mistake for believing him.

Where is this woman?

What?

Slept with Kuki? Sure.
You did not know? Everyone knows except her husband.

You jerk! You broke my boss heart!

This was before it.
She thought you are still together.

Sure she heard me when I talked with
Maite. You're to blame for everything!

You go and talk to everyone about my lump.
We need to hear from them.

Joaquin, then speak with Rachel. Explain to her
lump, Maite, everything.

I'm not stir.
I call her. No. I'm getting.

If you talked to her, I'll call all the women
with whom I was to apologize to them

For the virus.
You need to call right away, I hear.

Almudena here Sergio Arias.
I have papilloma virus. The next!

This clothes are wet. I'll get a cold
Your name is Fatima.

I have not figured out a biography,
we'll have to improvise.

Well, I'm leaving at 1am. - 1 am?

Do not complain, you remain sat
time longer than Cinderella.

We're here. This is my father, son,
future ex-wife and our doctor.

Family, this is Fatima. -I'm glad.

It is an industrial engineer.

Come with me into the kitchen to help me
. -Excuse me.

No, you stay with your girlfriend.
After that, you can wash the dishes together.

It's romantic.

I can not believe
hired a prostitute!

No way, my son is a fool.

Must have met somewhere last night.
She thought she had steam as councilor

I hooked it. -Poor Man!
I should tell her the truth.

No, I need to inform
your father who comes out.

Who will tell him, I seem stuck.

I'll tell him.
Parents are the ones who give bad news.

Let me. I'll see when I'm going to tell him.

Maite, whether it was today
gynecologist? -I'm not.

Do not lie to me.
I was there and I heard how you call them.

Kuki, tell me the truth.

I love you a lot, but I do not know what it was.

Have you been pregnant?

You went to do the tests, is not it?
-Yes. You caught me.

Where were you when you were criticized?
-I Saw this coming out,

So I hid.
I wanted it to be a surprise.

Let's go tomorrow to these offices
analysis. Fourthly, Kuki!

Until yesterday we were together, and now
dinner with our partners.

What is life.

Fatima, what kind of projects are you doing now?
- She is developing a new accesory for cutlery.

On one side will be a fork,a knife on the other.
To save space in the dishwasher.

Is your fork-knife. Or
knife-fork, I have not yet decided.

I am not clear about the name yet.

One large Canadian company bought the patent.
How are you going to eat meat

How do you cut and hold the meat at the same time?
-With Two fork-knives or knife-forks.

Whats the saving then?
Again, you need two pieces.

In addition you'll get dirty when you switch from fork-knife.
The fork-spoon would be the most logical.

For the soup does not need a fork. -Still Not over
design. We can talk about something else?

How many hemorrhoids you saw today?
Two. Did wash your hands?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Love, the door on the right.
- Thank you.

What do you think?
I do not know how to tell you this.

Your girlfriend is a whore.

Grandpa, you go straight for the fork-knife.

I understand you are jealous, but I find
sad that you insult my girlfriend without proof.

She's the president of prostitutes without borders,
or something like that.

We have seen her on TV.

She seemed familiar.

From the tv.
- You sure about that? I do not know.

I'm in shock. No more paper.

Fatima, you think I'm a fool? What?

Do not be silly! You are not an engineer,
than the sex worker. My family

Saw you on TV. Admit it!
Dad, I'll see you to your point.

I? -Enrique, This is sad.

You paid me 350 euros to come to mess around
here. They got this, it's not my problem.

Should I go or someone wants a service?
- The kid.

When is already paid for. You shut up!

Fucking mosquitoes!

What a beautiful day today, I'm going to the pool.

Good morning, Antonio. -There's Nothing better than
swim.

What do you do in my place?

When we arrived, you were in the pool.
It's dangerous to sleep here.

You could drown before you wake up.

Can I borrow your phone?

What? To call Lola.

What kind of stupid man are you?. Let her call, she is the adulteress
. -I Love and forgive her.

You would not forgive Maite? What?
In my den nobody comes inside.

Give me the phone. -No! -How not?

No, with my phone will not be humiliating.

If you want to reclaim Lola, this is not the way
. What's the right way?

Love guard.
Lola probably tried extra-marital sex, and she probably liked it.

She'll go for more, Italians,
Americans, Mexicans,

Kicked, thick, thin, high, low...
Okay, I understand

You have to balance that you establish.
screw the renter. -No.

If you forgive Lola, and
not do anything, you'll be bitter.

It's going to destroy your marriage. When you're told to do
bed, you're going to think... "Bitch"

"Javi, no yogurt," a so-called "Whore"
and so constantly. - So, if I really love her...

I have to sleep with another woman.
Or with other women. Year long.

When you come, you can not be converted.
4: 3, you remain one for September.

8: 2 Think well, it already is not
normal. -I do not know. This is absurd.

Balance, Javi. Listen to me.

Silvio, Javi broke with Lola.

They broke up! Let's go to the hairdresser,
I have to get fixed.

He invited me to lunch with him.
He says he barely waiting to see me.

Maybe he likes you. That's obvious.

What happened to Lola?
Suddenly he forgot?

She cheated on him.
That's what happens in Ibiza.

I think this is sex for revenge.
- The same thing happened to me.

The boy cheated on me,
and I was depressed.

After he left me, and I took a
box of pills but they were vitamins

And nothing happened.
Has nothing to do with this.

Keep talking about.
What we're at sex in revenge.

I do not care because of which
is only to be sex.

Javi was hurt, nothing good can
to drop out of this. Do not go for lunch.

First you throw me into his bed
when he's drunk, and now you tell me not to go.

I do not know what to do anymore.

If you're sleeping with him, you're going to regret it.
And if you're not, are regret it.

Whatever you do,
you're gonna regret it. -I do not care.

They took off my lump.
Can I continue my life.

What did Rachel say?
- I said Maite was an error from the past

And you did not want to sleep with her to not infect her.
This softened her.

Forgives you. Thank you,
Joaquin. I owe you a favor.

And what you owe me hundreds
you owe me one less.

As soon as she had little time, She is going up
to see you. Do not blow it now.

Do not worry.

No more abstinence.
This'll be a triumphant return.

Already arrived.

Almudena, what a surprise!

What would you prefer, a boy or a little girl?
Girl? If we had after two.

Kuki, do not get your hopes up, only
a little late. Probably nothing.

You'll see that it is. When have I failed?
He's coming.

I have the results. Let's look.

Congratulations. -On What?
-Maite, You're pregnant five weeks.

Five weeks? Are you sure? What did I tell you?

Kuki, fourth!

I did not know such a good cook.
-remains From lunch that we brought the mother.

Very tasty leftovers.

Do you want to climb into the bedroom? Right.

Comfortable. -To Take off?

Or you sit.

Yes, of course. But, as we have
up here, I thought we...

I think we should have kissed downstairs,
to come upstairs more relaxed.

No, we're already here. -It Is very pleasant.

This mattress is good. What is latex?

I do not know. Shall we begin?
Course. I am ready.

If you do not, I understand.

No, no. Balance! Balance!

Mobile. Let him leave a message.

What is not switched voice mail?

Silvio, I can not talk.
-Have Left me.

Hello. He thinks I hooked up with some hippie
and left me.

That was not nice of you
. I did not do anything.

I did not go to a party, I told you yesterday
. You did not say Javi?

I told him. How is
Javi? Have you seen him?

It looks good. Do not worry. -Who is?

Javi? Yeah, I climbed a little with him.

What does he want? Nothing. Tell him to call me.

It's no good talking about it
sad, really you're nervous.

What is it?

Now reconciled with my brother
that you can live happy.

You can change your clothes and go to the movies,
have to be yourself.

Of course, reconciliation is always beautiful.
Especially now that Sergio has no eyes for any other.

Calm down, I can not with everyone at once.
One by one! Maximum two!

Rachel, wait! -You're sick!

I reassure you, and you organize
orgy. -What Orgy?

These are the women that you forced me to call.

The girls, all going on to explain
. Rachel, wait.

Good. Human papilloma virus is very
frequent infections that cause changes in

utherus, vulva,
anus, penis and scrotum.

If we can not behave like a civilized person
,

We can not live under the same roof.
What will our son to say?

If you were poor. But you've been to before.

I'm sorry, but you first started.
Hooked you deliberately with my doctor.

I have not hooked up with anyone. How not?

I saw you with him kissing
at the entrance. Anyone could have seen you.

Adolfo's in love with me
ago 15 views.

The two called him to come out with me
. They did not ask. What?

We were sorry that suffers.
At my age it is good to have a doctor in the house.

So, this was a conspiracy?
You wanted to go to restore the room.

We did not even occur to me.

How no one in this house does not care for me
I'll do what I needed from the beginning.

I'll go out of the house!
Where are you going to go when we do not have the euro?

I'm good here, leave me alone!

You can not live in the basement.

I'm calm and even colder.

It's not so bad, put a few pictures and TV.

If the center to collect these 500 euros.

Of course I believe in love. Forgive me.
-What should I do? To wear?

You want to get there to be
a day together? Better to get dressed.

I love you. I love you.

Thank you. You're welcome.
- The battery lasted.

Why do not you tell me that Lola was her name?
I told you but you were drunk.

I'm going home to think about my life
. -Chris, I'm sorry.

I was angry at Lola and wanted to take revenge on her
. And I told you was at hand.

You are a very special friend.
Very amable.

Why did not shut down the phone?
This is just one button.

Moron! Moron!
-I Told you that sex is out for revenge.

I told you not to sleep with him.
I did not sleep with him.

Nobody loves me. I'll finish alone.

Be positive. You've got your health.
-Even worse. I'll be alone long.

Do not say that. We love you, do not
Kamilo? Come to hug Kris.

He's mad at me, I gave him to eat.

I do not understand how two women from 75 years
could have dragged me to the pool with mattress

But I did not even wake up. They drugged me.

Are my pupils dilated?
-Antonio, These women are very dangerous.

Agreed as to their construction company
gifts apartment. You should not mess up with them.

These are only two of senile grandmother.
I think that we should try to be combined with

Councilor and his family.
They are at our level.

How they managed?

Thank you for your help.
-Resio definitely freaked out when he woke up.

I do not mind who you mess up with.
Now you are one of them.

How nice to live in the building.
Vote at the meeting, to complain to the president...

Annoy the doorman. Go,
clean the windows, everything is dirty.

The ownership is getting on your head.