All language subtitles for 1x11 Un usufructo un striptease y una visita al moroso

EPISODE 11

I repeat to you that my father is
temporarily placed in the garden,

Anyway, it does not concern the building.
This is our private life.

It is situated on land belonging
our apartment.

You can't have an older man living in a hut
in the garden. He isn't a dog.

That's what I say.
- Dad, please.

He adored as independent.

We can call an elderly protection association.

In addition, that hut affects the aesthetics of the whole building.

That wood is cheap.
- Where does he performed his things?

In the garden, we saw him.

Only once, in protest.

Of course, then when I don't
agree with you in the meetings

I get up and take a shit in the middle of the entrance.

I'm not gonna collect droppings from tenants.
Nor of the tenants, not from anyone.

Grandma does not complain?
She is in the village.

He brought the father by betrayal.

Leaders of a gossip show, even
pretend in front of us.

There it is!
- At least this time she did not bring the cows.

What is going on here?
- Come in, you have a surprise.

You have a new mascot.
- Thank you for your concern.

You can set your lives.

Charo how you failed.
What is this one doing here?

Visiting.
- He Stays.

This is a joke.

You're finished, I just received reinforcements.

Please, a little respect.

This is a common space.

You should have not put flower pots!
- It must be voted.

I vote against!
- And I!

Rejected, I'm sorry.

Antonio, You're falling asleep!

It says here, start the day with energy.

I couldn't sleep because of the heat.
This is like an oven.

Can you drive a car?
- I have to go with clients.

In the car even though I have air conditioning.

We have to install
one of those who humidify and filter

Air and have an antibacterial filter.

I've already seen them, costing 3,000 euros
until the child is studying in

Ireland, we can not afford that.

It can be your gift for a silver wedding.

There are still eight years.
-Antonio, I want to spend the summer fresh.

A Leak!

A leak throughout the living room. This is not
a dining room, but thel car wash tunnel.

This is leaking from above. -You do not say!
How are you going to charge me for this wisdom?

I have to get in the apartment above to see where the fault is.

Upstairs lives a very weird man.
Can't we do anything from here?

To empty the bins.

Let's see if he'll going to open up.

This is us intentionally opened the tap.
- What have we done to him?

All attacking us. These mountains, these down, these by the...

I do not think, when the summer comes,
these cheap buildings start failing

This is what I see every day.

This is already a bit odd.

Hello. -Hello.

Eugenia? -Yes. I came because of the lessons of informatics.

Come on in.

I do not teach them, but rather my son.
Have a seat.

This is my husband, but as there is no one there.

You can ignore me, I'm used to it.

I'm going to ask you a few questions.

Level of education?
Psychology.

Monthly income?
- 1500 Euros more or less.

Do you have an apartment?
- No. I rent an apartment.

Do you take birth control pills?
- What does that have to do with information technology?

My son is very picky with the students.
I'll call you, if you get chosen.

Thank you for coming. I'll call you.

This expensed immediately answered me.

Gregoria, why would the child
give lessons of informatics?

Leave him alone.
- The money would be good for his mortgage.

And to find a girl at his level.

I have four candidates.

Javi already has a wife. He married Lola.
- I am getting rid of the Gremlin this year.

What do you want to bet?
Like talking to a wall.

Get out, I do not see anything.

Hello.

Mr. Scrooge, there
problem in the apartment below yours.

If you would be kind enough to let us
to your apartment...

Open, defaulter jerk!

I read (Leo)!
- Say it. No, I'm reading (Leo).

According to Article 9 of the Law on real estate
owner is obliged

To allow to enter for the
purpose of repairs in the condo

And execution
adjustments that are necessary to repair the damage.

That's when you get a note of fuck off everyone.

It might not be here.

This slipped in the bathtub and died.
Therefore leaking, remained water to run freely.

Ma'am, not from the tap.

I saw him last week with a suitcase.

He went on vacation.

It might work as a transvestite, but
wears dresses and high heels in the case.

The mailbox is a bunch of propaganda materials.

If you do not go in, I can not fix the problem.

This is not a malfunction! This is a dive. Javier,
I have to go in by force, or anyway.

You word "eruption" does not say anything?
- Antonio, he's playing you.

Javier, as president, you are responsible for all

What happens in my house.
- The ceiling is falling.

If the water comes to the ground,
can collapse the building, right?

No.
- Support us a little, we pay you.

I do not know why you call me when
you do what you want.

As Americans when they invade,
they obtain the permission of the UN, well,

And if not, they dont care.
- Javier, dont worry, I've got things under control.

What do we do? To call a locksmith?

No, they charge. Call the
gardener, he was delinquent.

See! Scandal 'Montepinar ", they put my picture.

Councillor for Children and Youth,
Enrique Pastor, owner of the

Luxury apartments of 240 m2 in an illegal building.

How many square feet?

In a month you going to be in a prison cell.

I did not take euro.
- You fool!

Leave my son alone, he pays the cookies.

And this is a good sum on a monthly basis.

I can in my house
to say what I want. - It's not your house.

Each his own ends.
- Everyone their own.

Eduardo, pass me the sugar.
- Enrique. Eduardo is another.

What the fuck! You look like Eduardo.

This is freaking out.
And you do not?

I do not forget.
- Charo, You're a little bitter?

Enrique, Let's go in the chat room.

Enrique, this is not. This is hell.
We have to do something.

I'm not looking for happiness, just to survive.

What do we do? We do not have money for a home.

Call oury brother.
Eduardo does not care for our father.

Are full of steam. Let him hire a Filipino.

We do not stop all here.
- Sell the Hair salon.

What? My project, my dreams, my future?

it does not give an euro. But I have new ideas.

Ill transform it in a beauty center.
I ordered the equipment.

Even a solarium.
- In the summer?

Who wants to fade to black, goes to the pool, which is free.

Well, that I can save.

If someone needs to go to the nursing home,
that's your mother. - You've been nominated.

My mother, poor thing? How much she loves us.

Sorry, Fran better harmonizes with my father.

Of course, when the latter pays a prostitute to lose his virginity
. - Who can fight it?

I want to fix the relationship with my father.
- I want to live!

I've had enough!

What are you doing here? I'm listening, what they would do.

A family needs to discuss things publicly.

Eduardo, how are you? Here Araceli.

Your daughter in law, how are you?

Regular. Do you remember that you have a father?

He lives with us in inhumane conditions.

Many feel sorry for him.

Asks for you? A lot.

Two pensioners were challenged
based construction company.

Mirador de Montepinar, revolution pensioners.

Recipes of Mari Tere.

They're everywhere.

People are sending us food,
hairspray. Yes, but do

No more people, we have no place.

Is it true that Leon
interested in your story

And wants to make a film?
- Are we the first to read the text.

I would love to me starring Carmen Seville.

I want to play myself, and I will go out
naked if reasonably story.

What is this country?
Two delinquents become famous.

Soon going to advertise supermarkets.

I have a problem. And if I have a problem, you and you.

Your problems will always be our problems.

The agency now probed for corruption
legality requalification field.

We did not do anything illegal?
- Do not ask nonsense.

We have to sell the second phase as soon as possible.

Today's judges if they do not
find evidence they invent them.

It's hard to sell flats, Mrs.
have the support of public opinion.

No one wants to buy from us, we are wickedness in the story.

We have to discredit,
to find something in their past.

Drugs, gambling addiction.
- Is not it better that they enlist?

Erik, the enemies are not
talks. To destroy.

Appeals to people, handshake
front of the cameras, the problem is solved.

This is nonsense.
- I Like that.

That's what I wanted to say.
Nonsense, but may work.

Will not be easy to negotiate with them
. They enjoy this.

How are you doing without Lola? Difficult?

Live sucks. I really miss her.

Let's hope that it is also in Ibiza.

amador, call twice a day.

This is the beginning. After going to
forget one day, then two,

Then call a week after crying saying we need to talk.

And another is strucking her.

Do not start!
- I Would go by surprise.

If she wants to cheat on you, she will

That she doesn't enjoy it.
That she feels you can show up any minute.

Amador I do not intend to
appear as a jealous husband!

Javi, you have to mark your territory.
Your marriage is not stable.

Why do you think Sergio is not close to my
Kuki?

I do not know. That's why you see the dominant males.

In fact, we are like animals.
Yes, we have horns, impaled to them.

What are you laughing at?
- It was a funny image, i...

Hello.
-Hello.

Lola told me to look after you,
and there, looking out for you.

What are you doing?
- here, listen to nonsense.

You want to go to the movies tonight
and so for a little while?

Okay. You pick the movie.

Just not romantic.
- No, I do not like them.

I love blood, offal, dead man.
I'm a tomboy.

I mean, on movies business.

See you.
- Later.

This is bad. Really bad! Really bad!

amador, only friend. I do not kid yourself!

It is a Lola spy. This means that she does not trust you.

What does it mean?
- she loves me very much.

No, she's already thinking about how
to cheat.

You're so boring!
- After Dont come crying.

I do not understand what you are doing all here.

You'll enter the defaulter apartment. I will not miss that.

It's like a Prince's wedding. The event of the year!

There you have it.
- You Opened it?

No, I hurt my finger.

This replaced the lock, set thetricky one.
- And you call yourself a delinquent!

What a professional. Failure!

Come with me. We'll go in through the terrace.

What do you think you are? If you were Spider-Woman?
You are not in years fooling around.

Vicente, constantly calling me old. And what are we?

I'm not gonna get in the house without permission.
- Do not worry, this is normal.

Are you going to leave us like this?
The ceiling is falling.

When the owner returned, call me.

If he is not busy suing you all.

Why do not you ask a construction company,
they have copies of all the keys?

Why? Yes, for a kiss good night.

Nevertheless, we'll tell them.
Do you know anything about pipes?

I'm the Da Vinci of the twenty-first century.
- Hired!

Let's go.
- We'll wait for you here.

We we keep a copy of keys, if tenants are looking for

Them to correct any defect in the apartment.

We are looking for the key to 2C. - I can not give you the
keys to another apartment.

Call the owner.
- He's not there. Are you stupid?

Listen, it's a serious breakdown, the livingroom is
flooding

And if the water gets to the ground
the whole building falls.

A plumber told us.
-I can not give you the keys to 2C without permission.

I have here a permit.
- I'm risking my job.

I betray the moral principles that are
my parents instilled with a lot of effort.

We have no more licenses.

Return them to me.

This is worse than in the home.
We are surrounded by old men, and yet we are preparing a snack.

How hard is it to be an occupier.
You can not get out of the house and

More you fill elderly.
- I'll send them all to hell.

We can not throw them.
If they leave, the police will let us move.

Thank you for coming, but we have no more room.

I am Jose Luis San Cristobal,
Managing Director construction company.

The boss came, that means that we pissed them a lot.

We're here to make an offer.

How would you like to stay
here to live forever?

By the end of life? Yes, that means forever.

What is it? You could not get them out,
now you want to buy them?

You can immediately go back where you came from
. Mari Tere and Isaskun

Located at the head of the struggle for the right
of citizens to have a dignified home.

Let the man say what he wants, when he has already come.

Deceiver!

Forgive them, they were in a glue factory
, and came inflated.

Come! Let's go to our office.

How their office? This is our house.

Shut up, Joaquin. Yeah, Mr. San Cristobal.

You wait here. Yes, Miss Villanueva.

I am invader. In my grandmother's house.

We have not sold the system.

Do not one of you is he who is chasing them
chainsaw?

No. He was fired.

Let's put the cards on the table. For some unknown reason,

People liked you.
- Therefore what we are fighting for a fair target.

And because we are all old men.
See Pinochet.

Yes, but we're the bad. -For Pinochet?
- For you.

And we are investigating. We're going to withdraw the lawsuit and

Leave you to live here,
shake hands in front of the media.

We need to show the public
that it was all a misunderstanding and

That you are enthusiastic about us.
- You want to take advantage of our

Popularity in order to deceive the people
and sell second phase

Before you close?
- More or less.

Can. -You Need to let us go
to show the apartment to clients.

The house is ours?
No, you have the usufruct.

Okay. I do not know what it is. Well, you ask me?

You can use flat,
bound only to keep it in good conditions.

It shall be in writing and signed by a notary.
- Or a king, someone in power.

Deal.
- This We need to celebrate. Candy?

Let's go.

Thing they explained to you?
- You bet. Come on, everybody out.

Thank you for coming,
We'll put your name on our web site.

Www.occupierpensioners.com
- My son is not coming till 9

That's what you said yesterday.

Go to watch the work on the second phase.
They're making the pool hole.

You didn't sell to capitalism?
- Nah, it is just an usufruct.

Dad, let's go for a walk.

You see, this is true. Watch the chest pad.

Look for a small scar under.
- Sure.

Let's go. We need to talk about many things.

Now? Il get a heat stroke.
- I took hats for both.

Eduardo! - It is summer.
I want a sandwich with ham and cheese light.

So invent it!

Convey a summer menu.

Fran? How big! Since when I have not seen you?

From baptism.
- He grew up.

Thank God already talk and walk.

Eduardo! -Hi Dad. How are you?

What are you doing here? You call him? -No.

Came suddenly, right?
- Yes.

I learned that Dad is here
I came to see how he is.

You see, keeps me in the shed.

Now this sudden interest? I got a sandwich empire.

I have no time. - Continue
of attending to their own affairs.

Forget about dad.
He's my problem.

Wait to hear what's going to say.
- Dad for me is not a burden, but rather a gift.

Lottery. Watch salon on two levels.
Yes!.

Hi. Well I have the gift and was not. More supplement.

Araceli, I'd love to help you with my father.

Will you keep him?
-No. I'll give you money and you find him a beautiful home.

Private homes are much more expensive.
I asked around, and...

Do not worry. Give me your
current account and I will send you

3000 euros a month, to be calm.

3000 euro?
- Not enough?

No, that's enough. Here's the number the current account.

If you want to laugh, see
state in the accounts.

Already today, I'll make your payment.

Fran, champ, see you!

When you want a job, come in.

Eduardo, thank you.

I'll send my grandfather in the
home now that he teaches me about life?

No one here is going to the nursing home.
Do you know how we

Do you know what it means 3,000 euros a month?.

You'll keep the money?

Listen! Dad does not need to know.
Nor grandma.

nor the dog. I trust you.

Everything has its price. I want a scooter.

Fran, Are you blackmailing your own mother?
- You're blackmailing me all my life.

Eat it or I'll pour you another
plate. In the middle of the room or go out.

It is time to restore the balance.

You brought more people? -
We want to know with whom we live.

We have kids, it might be a pedophile. Yes I have bunions.

Can I look. It's a chiropodist, you fool.

From Greek podos from foot.

Where are you going with the camera?

If you find him dead,
on TV they pay for these things.

Are we for a long time to stand here? My legs hurt.

How exciting!
What color is the living room?

Antonio, do not come first, always something happens to you.

Let the doorman enter first,
he might have a killer dog.

Everything is good!

Hello! Can we?

Come in!
What kind of burglary is this?

Moving in. No smells like a dead man yet.

How lame is everything.
- The defaulter must not have for decoration.

This is a classic terrorist cell apartment.

One day it will plant a chemical bomb

And blow the whole building up.
- You do your job.

The valves are all closed. I do not understand anything.

Menu have the blue prints
to find the pipes.

It is to not drill randomly.
- Are You are not Da Vinci?

Have you seen? No TV.
- He must be sick.

Let's get out of here.
For what is this remote for?

It has air conditioning.

How nice. This is life.

The compressor must be in the terrace.
We can report him.

That's why the whole house is shaking.

Quick! Come here!

Attention! Rogelia found a corpse.
- Gregorija. -Goya!

It is not a corpse.
It is even worse!

It has us controlled.

This is me. This is you. We're all here.

How original, it is certain artist.

This is a serial killer or a tax inspector.

Another nut. We are surrounded.

This excerpt from our bank.
he is stealing our mail.

Kuki, I'm afraid.

This is a moron.
He lives without a TV.

This is going to be like the "Curse of the mummy"

We'll be falling one by one.
Come on, Antonio! Let's go!

What do we do with the leak?

Leave me the key,
I will come up and check the damage

And I'll make you a quote.
- Dont quote, just fix.

You'll really drill here?
You'll get into problems.

No way! I do not know about it!

I have AC. We can sleep fresh.

You are right.
So smart and where you are.

I had no luck in life.

Why can not I go to the movies with you?

Because it is a Japanese film
and you will not like it.

I love Japanese movies, Kurosawa, Takisiti.

It might not Japanese, I do not remember.

Leo, I am going with Javi and thats it.
- You're going as friends?

Of course, how would we go?
- I do not understand.

I do not like, when we go three to the movies,
this is some of my mania.

I do not enjoy the film.
- You are really weird.

When you tell me? Yeah?
- Go Home and do not bother me anymore.

See you Wednesday.
You got it, Claudia.

Who is it? - My mother
organized me computer lessons

Some kind of women are coming.
How's your mother!.

Poor thing. He wants to keep me busy
I do not miss Lola.

Hello. You're Javi?
- Yes. -I am Alexandra. - Come in.

Right there. - If you do not mind, we can go
another day.

I'm sorry.
- Hang. I want lessons.

If you have time tomorrow.
One hour?

An intensive course.
The whole day for me.

I charge 20 euros an hour.
- Informatcs is very important today.

Seekers asks you all.
Right. I'll see you tomorrow.

Shall we go to a movie?
I already have makeup.

I do not mind being second fiddle.
- Not to me, but not to make it.

I want to clarify that there is no problem between

These two wonderful women and us. We loved it and gonna stay

Live here as long as they want.

I want to say that we are Pepe and I start a relationship,

Please respect our intimacy
and that we do not follow the airports.

So funny.
How wouldnt you love them.

We are very happy. Hello
for the whole of Spain. Also Gilbraltar.

We got letters,
we do not understand them but thank you.

Come with us, we still have
apartments in the second phase.

Now they give you the
microwave with grill, don't you Pepe?

The bitch, that's my idea!

They were given a house for free.
This ones got it easy.

Nothing was arranged, we still dropping water.
I am not going to pay him.

All photos I'm going to send them a lawyer to
join the lawsuit.

I am hot, do I have to have dinner with a helmet?

Antonio, a piece of ceiling falls into your head,
and you stay dumb.

After we have to teach you to speak again.

Pst! Shut up! -What is it?

Vibrations! He came back and let the AC on.

We'll call the police. You would not dare
to go up. - You bet I will!

This guy doesn’t know how I am!
- Antonio, think of our child

In Ireland. I can not be alone to educate him.

Koke, every day I
increasingly clear that happiness in small things.

Give me a little remote to change channels.

Open up! Defaulter!

We know you're here.

Antonio, let him go! Let's go home.

He began with messages.

Fuck off Fisherman.

Doormen, it is you and the gardener.

Open the door.

How did you find out?

The defaulter never signs his notes as the defaulter.

Are you fixing it or not?
- I do not. We have no blue prints for the pipes

We have to seek an acoustic method.
- What kind of an acoustic method?

When we find where it is, only we tap and fix it.

With beer?
- It is to Maintain, beer encourages teamwork.

Get out of here, I can not believe how
you are rude!

Antonio, where's your hurry? How beautiful it is here.

We can stay short.

Are you not afraid of psychopaths?
-His on vacation.

Close the door, The cold comes out.

What about that polytone?
You've stripped it from the internet?

It was not me, but him.
- Don't lie.

Fran, I'll give you one piece of advice for women.

Fuck all you can.
Otherwise, after you repent.

That's my policy.
but I am like the president.

After you get older, but you're still horny
you cant do anything.

Do not say these things to the child.
You react!

Fran, do not listen to him. You'll find true love.

Sex, sex and only sex.

I'm going to have dinner in the kitchen.

Dad, how many times must I repeat
You do not talk about this things on the table

You have an unhealthy obsession.

Let's go into the garden. Here you can't
have an interesting conversation.

Rude to get up from the table.
- See who tells us.

The one from the polytones.

Love, I was thinking about us and our elderly.

I do not want to talk about it.

Listen to me! I think you and your father
should remain with us.

How come? You have a need to be
with him, and I have to understand that.

As you did when you came to my mother.

This is probably the most honest and purest act
your love

Since you told me, "Yes, I do." there in 1986.

I promise you that I will fix
relationship with your mother.

No! Sacrifices one by one.
- Araseli From tonight,

Only language that will speak
is the language of tenderness.

Mrs. Charo, hug me.

Let me go! What are you doing! I can not eat alone.

I will focus on my father. Sure.

My mother already loves. Sure.

How can John Wayne to be inversed?
He's manly.

Have see gestures that says
hands. You can see that he is gay.

You fell asleep.
- No.I'm watching movie.

What happened?
- don't interrogate me. I am an owner.

Let's go.
- Antonio!

Why do not you sleep here?

Are you crazy?

So we least one night's sleep
nice. No sweating.

It has air conditioning only in the living room.
Where are we going to sleep? On the floor?

Couch for us, we came first.

You'll sleep where you
are said, you are not owners.

We'll take the mattress out of the room for us. Help me.

What the heat! When he turned off the air conditioner?

On your feet! You should be
sweeping two hours ago.

I activated the alarm on your mobile.

It needs to ring the song of Paulina Rubio.
- What mobile?

Where's my cell phone? There's no water.
You closed it?

No.

Where is the key to the door?
- I put them there to not lose them.

They're not here.
- Antonio, Fax arrives.

How I see you like my apartment,
you'll stay a long time in it.

The defaulter was here.
- He locked us!

He picked up the phone. He left us with no communication.

It's your fault! What did I tell you?

Who comes to mind to sleep in the house of a madman?

I do not like to sleep sweaty. Makes me sick.

He closed the windows with the key.
- Nice, Berta.

Do not engage with each other.
We have to think positively.

It can always be worse. Really? How?

Did not you have holes in your apartment? -Antonio, Buckets!

Another important thing the connection.

You need to configure your computer.
As all now have wi-fi,

Go to Control Panel, Network, and choose Network.

OK? -OK.

You try.

I do not know, I did not realize. -Chris, You're not careful.

Let's take a break to talk about something.

About what? -I do not know. How's Lola?

Son, I brought you clean things. -Thanks Mom.

Hello, Goya. What's this here?

She enrolled in lessons.
- Javi, Watch. It is dangerous.

She's a whore. Bitch, bitch. Mom, do not start.

Hello, Goya. -Hello Beautiful.

Where were we? -I Nice, we have another three hours.

We change the door, because they had a small scratch,

But the quality is very important for us.

Flooring throughout the home,
thermal and acoustic insulation...

Lunch! I'm going.

Fresh fish. How good it looks.

This is a small show to see how nice
lives in Mirador de Montepinar.

Excuse me for a moment.

Miss Villanueva, this Mrs.
I can not eat while working.

This is a job, not the coffee shop on the beach.

The boss gave them the apartment, adapt.
- Adapt myself, I just want them to die!

You are the occupiers from TV? Yes, in bones and meat.

It is the meat and bones of me.

Can you show us the apartment?

If they do not mind. Of course they do not mind.

Quality is not something, but like everywhere else.

A price? - We worked out a bargain,
but not a good example.

We have usufruct.

They give us to eat and do our job. This is life.

Miss Villanueva, this Mrs.
are not eligible for our business.

They have no experience, no knowledge disgrace... Excuse me,

Is this the pilot flat from the occupiers?
- Yes, they are currently with clients

But I'll be happy to accommodate you.

No, we'll wait.
Of course, they soon will be done.

Want something to drink?
- Yes.

No way!

Help me, do not look.
- I don't have power without food.

The refrigerator has only one fruity yogurt
which expired.

I have to get out of here! -Calm down!

Stampede prevents us to do all we can.

To think!

A fax machine? I can send a message
to send us a locksmith.

That's what I wanted to say yes, but we have no paper.

We can use the one that he sent us.

How when he tore your husband?

Antonio, such mistakes can cost us lives.

We can re-paste the pieces?
- With what? Toothpaste?

You need to think!

Antonio, criticize, and gardener.
- You were the one who put the

Left the keys in plain sight.
- We must not quarrel

Each other. We need to unite.

What else can we send? -Pictures The room.

That's what I wanted to say.

He took it. - Calm down.
Hoarder is smart, but smart I am.

Why do you write as if for a funeral?

You won't understand it otherwise, the ink will fade.
- You did not spend toilet paper

I will soon have to go to the bathroom. The exact
I like clockwork. - Is it necessary

Us putting such details?

Menu, start, address, sending.

We have to continue to think.

Hello! -Eduardo, What are you doing here?

Do not stop thinking of yesterday
my father. Enrique was right.

I was a bad son. From now on I will no longer
worried about my father. And this!

Not here. We found him nursing home. With your
money was easy to have to find a home.

What is the number to call him?

Do you call him? Yes, in the home.

Write down it to you here, but you make the call.

What's it called? -Julian Pastor.

Not my father home.

Called "Grandpa, tell me!" - "Grandpa, tell me!"

Yes, the Swiss said.

I'll call and I'll see what he's doing.

Wait, I'm going.

How beautiful...

No! Do not! Do not! Do not answer that!

Home, "Abuelito dime Tu".
Go ahead.

Hello! I'd like to talk to Julian Pastor
.

I'm sorry, he's busy.
It is located in an air-conditioned pool.

He went to the aqua-aerobics lessons.

When can I call him? -Call Tomorrow.

Cross came, so we have to do everything
his analysis and

Anthropometric tests.
- OK. Thank you.

Do not worry, your father is in good hands.
- How do you know my father?

That voice, so gentle and concerned.
It was very nice. -Thank you.

I'll call tomorrow! You're welcome. Bye! Bye!

We have changed the business?
- Fabio, It's a long story.

I have time. The times I have as long as necessary.

Sandra, would you like a professional
to develop? - I do not know.

I have a great job for you.
To be a nurse to my father-in-law.

I do not know how to look after the elderly.
- Do you wanna kill him?

No, he's completely healthy and capable.
I need you to walk and to talk

With him. It is fascinating man, you'll see.

All these people waiting for them.
They gave us the down payment on the ground floor and

Attic. We did not have anything to do
. It's not that we do not want...

Where are they? - They went to show customers
apartment on the second phase.

The only thing that is a little far away, the nearest supermarket is 30
minutes.

It goes 40km / h, you'll reach faster.

The rest is super.

If you buy a house, we give a signed helmet.

I think I'll take it, do not you, love?
- Yeah, we'll get him.

How I like to make people happy!.
- Rachel, another one with three bedrooms.

The next!
- Ma'am!

Do you like to work for the company?
- Are you hiring them?

1,500 per person. - 1500?
- I do not know, we get better deals.

Ovi across from us offer 1,800 euros.
- 2000. Agreed?

Blackmailing us, cheated, humiliated,
I was arrested,

I nearly did die in the fridge,
and now going to take my job.

Yes, it seems that they no longer need.
- What is this country

Where two poor workers
thrown out because two crazy babe?

Just because they were on TV. Yeah so do not vote.

This can not be completed. I have a mortgage.

What can we do?

So, yesterday with Javi
was good. You were talking, laughing.

Plan is not bad, but I have one major drawback
. - What?

Charged me 120 euros, and I'm on a budget.

Cheaper for you to take a gigolo.
My brother is very professional.

I have to find somewhere steam.
Do you need a waitress in the coffee shop were you?

Kris, this is a gay bar. - Well,
can be dressed as men.

I have a lot of hair on your hands.

Kristina! - Yes, I'm going to leave no
tribute in front of the building.

Can I talk to you a moment to
? - Are not you dead?

As far as I know, no.
How would charge me a favor?

I can not bring the girls to the periphery.

Again! I do not know what you say
, but I'm not a prostitute.

I'm just watching. Only one
dance in my hut. I'll give you 300 euros.

No! -400 Euros. No, what do you imagine?

500, and more than euro. -No! I told you no!

What do you want exactly? Nothing. Just strip.

No touching? -No, It's a lot of bother.

I just like to watch. -No no! Better not!

Wait! Here's my card.
Except in the case of stroke,

In that hut alone 24 hours a day.

If you want to...

Seven, eight. -In The moment of impact, close your eyes,

To avoid injury close your eyes
before you land on the terrace.

I can not catch the momentum, I'll smash up.

All in the mind. You think, "I am a stone!"

Why does he have to be the
cornerstone, not you?

- Because Antonio has more
experience going through glass.

In addition, the physically developed.

I'm going!

Double safety glass.

See what's a hoarder. Who is this guy? Rambo?

Shoot the glass and let's go. -Did You ever shot?

Yes. At the fair I got a bunch of toys.

You do not even need to target, the glass is huge.

It's bad of set again, I will.

No, wait! Now the rest of us only
three pieces. We have to

Use for the blast.
- What do you know about the explosion?

Do not worry, I've seen all the episodes of Mc Gyver.

One small controlled explosions, the glass cracked,

I can not break it up without
problems. -When You say controlled,

What exactly do you mean?

Cover your ears!

You! You're not even Da Vinci, not McGyver, no nothing!

Where are we going? We have to sell the apartments.
- Mr. San Cristobal wants

To see where the terrain will be our
new buildings. Luxury apartments

With garden, golf course and spa. Until it is pronounced.

You'll see, there are swimming pools, three golf courses.
- You people know

That they are playing? -With All the south and down, not working.

Can I drive? -No.

Boy, where are we? Pee my whole day. -On our way.

This is a forest?
- Are you going to burn it, you idiot? -No.

All this will be a green space for walking
children, dog, baby.

Do you think people will want to live here?
- Yes, I'll make them a highway.

There will be a garden with endemic species.
- Where? - There, go! Go!

Mari Tere, look, there's the wolf.
- A can use that to pee?

Joaquin, do not look! -Where are you going?

Shall find them for a month, and eaten dead.

This has some sort of childhood trauma. What do we do?

I do not know.
What did Hansel and Gretel do?

This is inhumane. Not at Guantanamo do not do this.

It could leave us a remote for air conditioning.

How to nobody hears? Help! Help!

Sure isolated house.
- Antonio, I am dehydrated.

Endocrinologist told me
drink 4l water per day.

What should I do? There is no water!

There is still water in the toilet cistern.

No! Why do you let the water?
This is the only water we had.

Better this way, believe me.

We can make dressing distillation
to collect moisture from the air.

We'll need plastics 2x2m,
a stone, and many plants.

Make a hole in the floor... What's with this nonsense?

How to make a hole in the floor?
Header? - In the desert grows.

So in the desert, to survive

A flat in a luxury we die.

We can fill that bucket with
urine and drink it.

What do you drink? -
In this case, everyone would be drinking their own.

Antonio! - He even thinks of
something and you just nag.

Dad, can I come in? -No.

I thought to go together in
museum, like when we were little.

Araceli's going to bring me a new nurse.

I do not understand why I have to dress this way

Because in a lot of hot dog kennels.

What should I do?
- Nothing to sit with him and listen to him.

It is a very interesting man.

Juliana, there is a nurse. -Here you go.

Hello.

Dad, Dad!

Araceli, I am very satisfied
time for caring for my dad,

But I do not need anyone to accompany him, I will.

Try it, I think he is more like it Sandra.

Daughter, do you want with me to the doctor,
poor me? - Later, Mom.

I have to make a snack Juliana.
- It is clear that I am a burden.

God will soon take me with him.

Do not worry, I'll take you.
- Get out! It's your fault!

Niko not notice any attention to me since that here.

What is it?

Already going? She asked him if he wants something,

And he told me to show him my breasts,
and it does not work nurses.

I'll talk to him, or will not change the behaviour
or I'll send him to my brother.

No! Do not go anywhere!
We have to accept with all its virtues

And disadvantages. -This Man's a degenerate!

You'll have to put up with him. He is the father of my husband
and has the same right to be

In this house as you. I can not stand it!

Calm down, please. Isaskun
i Mari Tere went to the doctor.

If you do you want I can show you
common room until they they come.

Joaquin, where the babe? People only ask for them.

It's done with them. What did you do to them?

Should not every
to live in their natural environment?

Well, snakes in the forest. I hope that will not be put back.

These are the old women. - Every year thousands of elderly
leaves on

Gas station. I saved our jobs.

You'll see that we're going to skids.
- No matter what! Than you will not do that.

True. Yeah, Mr. San Cristobal everything is organized.

We're waiting for you at ten. Joaquin,
when they come Isaskun i Mari Tere say

Them tomorrow filmed a television commercial.
Boss wants them to be the image of the company.

Really? I think it is better that we be
a younger image of the company.

Maybe Fernando Alonso...
- Will them. Tomorrow at nine to come

Figure it all in the garden. By the way,
where are they? - When? - Babe.

Joaquin is just going to pick them up, is not it?

Yes, signed by
pajamas in a nursing home. Be right back.

What's he doing? Nothing, he would like to film commercials.

There trauma for my brother.

Isaskun! Mari Tere! It was all a joke.
I wanted to call you,

But there's no range.

Come out, It will get dark and there are wolves.

Isaskun see cigarettes!

Well, it's true! I left you, what could I do?

You've been three months fucking my life
you wanted to take my job.

I'm wrong, I'm a man. You are not, therefore
I do not understand.

Please, come back! Return,
They are going to fire me and I'll loose my house!

I just want to be happy
and to have a family and a dog.

Please!

Gaza! Speed up! -What are you doing? Mobile phone!

I told you to incorporate climate
and repay in 6 months without interest.

God, what a nightmare!
You can not think of anything else?

Do not argue is wasting energy.

It is Kuki's kid!
- We told them not to play in the hall.

We have to tell her to call someone.

The girls! Her name is Carmela.
- Carlota.

Carlota... can you hear me? - Dad says
I can not talk to strangers.

that's right. I'm Antonio Recio,
and she is my wife, Berta.

I am Koke, the gardener.
A on the Maxi, who constantly clean entrance.

You see, we are no longer unknown.
- Dad says that here lives a bad man.

No, I live down. And down. He lives a bad fisherman.

Distributor! Tell someone already once, pinhead!

No, do not go! Give us something to eat.

Afraid. - What have you done
may cost us lives.

Shit! Why here all bode?

Voices! Voices! People!

Hold your fire, I am a human being!

Manolo, stop! You see that there is no horns! Sorry.

This auto racing a lot. Be
to ban both of possible car.

You went 50km / h. Of course, it is dangerous.

They're alive, thank God! - Where have you been?
The boss wants to shoot a commercial.

Will not be able to, we have a lot of injuries.
- Joaquin left us in the woods.

What? - This boy is not clean,
do not know what he hates us so much.

We are living in fear, we'll have to get a restraining order.
- It does not have to hit

Our agreement. Everything is ready for
advertisement. - I'm sorry, but no.

We're not going to sell no more flat, no nothing.

Erik, you spend a lot of time with him
. He's dumb? - He's...

Joaquin.

I do not want to take my clothes off in front of the old man
man. That's sick.

These are 500 euros. - I do not care
and 100,000 euros.

For that money, I'd think about it.
- Already are thinking for 500 euros.

You're right. How depressing.

Think about it. Can you at
another way to make money

Money for lessons with Javi? -No.

Just a minute. Nobody has to know.

What all has to be done for love.

What is it? Hi, this is Chris. Christina.

What Kristina? You're wrong. -I did not.

She's a little earlier. To strip. -Oh yes. How are you?

When you get off? -When You want. I'm always here.

Okay.

The horror! The horror! - Can you
me record it as a souvenir? - Go to hell!

Don Julián! I'm here. What can I do to ring?

No, my family is in the house.
- How to take off when you

Families in the house? - Do not worry,
I have my own hut.

Jump. Yes jumps? -Yes.

What are you doing?
You look like the Titanic.

What should I do? How to start?
- You're nothing prepared?

You have not made music?
- I thought I'll leave you to it.

No, strip dry. Whenever you want, start.

Fran told me that you're gonna buy him
scooter. - Yes, he's fine

To exercise. Look, the bus. Watch
the old lady. Watch out for the police.

All for the sake of harmony in the home.
You'll see that it would at the end

Our parents to become friends. Good night.

Juliana!

God! I do not yell, I did not do anything!

The hut is burning!.

Help! God!

Normally it is turned on when the wood.

Save Juliana! Sure cables.

Menu smells like gasoline. What do you know?

Dad, are you okay? I thought you were dead.

If no one's dead, I'm gone.
- You can not, cause then I have to tell you.

What were you doing there?
- I saw the fire and went to save him.

In your underwear? -
Maybe this is a new uniform firefighters.

Prostitute is what I told you?

Javi, this is not as it seems.
- I do not have to give explanations.

Let him explain, when we are all here already.
- Not all missing neighbors.

Where are uptight? Sure they're on vacation.

Are you sure you can not eat?
Ended the shelf life.

Can today on a full
preservatives. - No no no!

On this bucket had three pairs
fruit. We told one person.

I'm allergic to lactose.

Use. It's disgusting!

If you rule a fine, first
you going to fall. - When we started

To eat each other, we'll start from the weakest.

My wife will not anyone to eat, she owns.

Message! Hoarder!

Open up, you moron! This is an attempt murders!

Are you Having a good time? If you were not such bad people,
you would not be this way.

Good night. - We alum!
We have a child in a boarding school in Ireland.

They'll kill us, and playing jokes with us.
- Yes, but I had made a mistake.

What? He gave us a paper.

Now we can send the fax.

Listen! One who is reading this, we closed
in the flat, in mortal danger,

The Mirador de Montepinar.
Bring an ambulance. Hurry!

Start. Enter the number. Send.

He cut the electricity.
- I want Out!

We can only wait for death from dehydration.

For 24 hours we'll start hallucinating,
and in 48 hours we will

Pay
primary instincts and we'll start attacking each other.

We go into the bedroom.

Thanks for the ride. - No
You're welcome, watch out, something you bled.

Yes, it happens like that sometimes when they shoot at me.

I thought you were a deer. Yes, because of the tie safe.

Hello, Miss Villanueva. Are the ladies arrived?

Yes, we are all here.

It was Wednesday, why did you interfere
? Erik, wake up!

Anyway I can not do anything.
- They say that they will not to shoot a commercial.

Insult to say that you abandoned them in the forest.

And one for me. See what
look like? They shot at me

Whole life I flew before his eyes.
- So you did not pay tribute.

Come and apologize! What?

If tomorrow they are wanted to record
advertising, boss will let us all out.

I'll easily find you a job, but you do not.
- They do not intend to apologize

For anything in the world.
- Your mortgage! - I'm going.

A, see Little Red Riding Hood came out of the woods.

How was walking in luxury apartments

With garden, golf course and spa?

You see, I have brought bad.
I want you to know that I do not regret, and that you will not die!

Joaquin?

I said, a lot of regret and I ask you to forgive me.

We want to forgive him?

Joaquin, I love you so much, do
so you're joking with us. Give me a hug.

're All set? Tomorrow shoot a commercial?
- When can a hairdresser?

In eight. - When will you get up so early?
Some points from you, I'm going to need more time.

Only 200,000 euros.
Who says no

Can not live like this...
I am fat in this.

Do you have a sandwich?

Rachel, we have a problem. -What is it?
- Babe I wanna talk with the boss.

Now what does he want? You see why I never get
should not negotiate with terrorists.

Now they were dead and ate them
animals. You better shut up!

Where are my stars? We're making? -We have a problem.

Shall flat on our behalf,
with the contract and the keys to the apartment.

I combination to the safe, the rest of me
milk in there since April.

Have you gone mad? I do not like it
us to usufruct.

You want to make the most of our media
glory, you have to order and pay.

Cheaper we would have to call
Nicole Kidman. She was operated.

We are natural.

Thanks to sell us
apartments that may be illegal.

We can call
television and apologize to them all. -First To shoot a commercial,

But we can negotiate.
- No recording until you sign a contract.

Please, people waiting for us outside.
- Some waiting. The stars are always late.

Rachel, call the notary to come immediately.
- You'll give them the apartment?

You got a problem?
If you have a surplus with only one room...

Finally, thank God.

Cops, fuck my probation.
- So two crazy ladies occupy a condo for

Two months and nothing, we slip
one night and guide us as terrorists.

It depends on who is calling.
- Who called? Who are you defaulter?

Give us water or something to eat.
- How could I not, I'll lead you to the restaurant.

Mama, you turned fire to the hut?
- How can you say that, I'm your mother?

That's why I'm asking. She is
smell her hands on gasoline.

Mama? I do not know what will this man here.
Since he came, nobody loves me.

Grandma pyromaniac!
I think that should be accommodated in a home.

I love you very much, but Julián
us to be alive and well.

Enrique's brother gives me 3,000 euros
I pay him home. -For The home when live here?

You take his money? -Eduardo, What a surprise!
I would never see each other, and now you're always there.

All night calling the nursing home and no we are not
occurs. - At night turn off the phone to sleep peacefully.

I called the National Federation of homes
and they say that there is no

"Abuelito dime Tu".
Because the Swiss home, you know how they are.

Give me your address, I'll go there.
- Call now, for sure you will come forward.

Where are you going? I have to go out for a moment.

Where are you two going?
- Home. Dad was tired.

House can not. See, what his hair,
go to his cut.

I do not want me to touch the hair! -What are you doing? -By You with us.

No! Do not!
- Araseli Nursing home... "Abuelito dime Tu."

Julian Pastor, please.

One moment, I'll connect you to the coordinator.
Yes.

You tell me what's going on.
Why can not I talk to my father?

Of course you can. Just a moment.
For you. -For me?

Madelin? No, Dad, this is Eduardo.
- It's impossible, he's here.

I'm Enrique. Excuse me, I have to interrupt
, they went on an excursion.

Thank you for trusting us.
- Hey!

Araceli, what happens? Your brother
us pay 3000 euros a month-conspirators that your father

To the nursing home. I'm keeping the money and your father.

You tricked my brother? Yes,
but do not worry, he knows nothing.

Perhaps now she knows.

Come down for a short time, no one will find out.
All the neighbors see me in underwear.

As I'm Paris Hilton.
- How did I know it would make inflammation house?

I'm dancing in front of an old man as...

How was it? A true success. He fell asleep.

Javi just wanted to go up to talk to you.
- The neighbors asked me to give you this.

They are not interested in prostitution in the building.
Especially in common areas.

There are children and... -Have I'm not a prostitute.

I appreciate your work. Make you money on the black market.
- I work in the tourist agency.

Do not worry, Chris. We'll remain friends.

We sometimes see a movie.
- I'm available 24 hours a day.

I as a friend, not as a prostitute.

Finally, will I believe it.
- That might be something to do with you.

If you pay for sex, it is not a scam, but services.

Silvio!
- So you can regain the money you threw at the lessons.

I'd collected more than 1000 euros.

What is it? I'm worth so much.

On the customer occur Maria Teresa
Valverde and Isaskun Sagastume.

Adult... That's obvious.
- What to buy an apartment for the symbolic price of 1 euro.

I have nothing to change. -Me neither. Joaquin, you have the euro?

Yes. -Thank you.

How does it feel to pay
apartment in cash? - You are owners! The house is yours.

Isaskun, finally!
How much we suffered, now we have a home.

How wonderful flats, how nice living here.
- Yes, Mari Tere, we do not invade anyone.

Who says you can not go to
live for only 200,000 euros?

Mirador de Montepinar, the best flats in the city.

Now am I? What can I say? -Phase 2 is on sale!

I can never remember. -Cut! Here we go again.

I do not like this lipstick. -Mari Tere, please.

This perk has no idea.

Five minutes of rest for all.

Occupy our house and they pay tribute to him.
And I must I pay the mortgage for 40 years

And to live on 113 euros a month.
- This world is not for the fair.

A to occupy you and I Stan?
- He beat us, it's not for everyone.

Thanks to you, my brother would take me
father. How do I fix the relationship with my

Father if he is not there? - There had
no return. He called this the Eduardo.

I'm five years old suffered one witch
and I said nothing. How did you call my mother?

It's not your mother.
You paint her green and she's Shrek's mother.

I had to come here because I
you have stuck to the ground floor with a garden.

And you're in retaliation,
opened the salon to destroy me.

We are always doing what you wanted?
- You do not think safe sex.

We start with low impact? It's true,
every time I want something, I have to ask.

Boring in bed, much more boring than
when you hold a speech. - When you're listening to my speech?

He never cared about my job.
- When you open the sports field.

I thought you'd never stop.
- Audience did not stop applauding me.

Feared the people were going to continue to talk if
apartment.

Now I understand.
Twenty years ago I was living a lie.

No, we lived like fools.
I gave you the best years of my life.

These were good years?
What will be the ones that come from?

Excellent, because it is done with us.
Hi, arivederèi, bon vojaž, go fuck yourself!

Good. Damn it all!

Well, go on then. No, you go.
This is my floor with a garden.

You're pathetic.

You can pay for the taxi, I spent all the money
slot with a cup of coffee?

Do not treats us like that/
Berta, we lived together a surviving experience.

Which we are forever united.
- He just wants to come for lunch.

We can negotiate.
- Not a word on what happened!

We can not speak to anyone?
Maybe we should call for "Survival".

We can not survive in an apartment, but we can on the island?

Although they withdrew their charges.
- Because he wanted to scare us.

He's playing with us.
How do we do now to fix the ceiling?

Who is this guy?
I'll Discovery who you are, you defaulter.

Antonio Recio will destroy you.

A message.

I'm waiting for you, the fisherman! There is, there is!

Antonio!

The canopy agains.
Love you all right?

Terrible knock out.
- How was the vacation?

I'm good, child.
do not touch me.