All language subtitles for 1x04 Un moroso un secuestro y un armario en el rellano ENG

EURIBOR went up again!

Stop it, idiot! Stop!

Javi, calm down!
The mortgage keeps going up.

I shit in these variable interest
and the one who invented it!

We've only got another
39 years and 6 months.

May be exhibited paintings at the exhibition.

Remember those pictures with trampled dogs?

Honey, I know you're an artist

But you have to re-do the wedding,

Baptism.
- Javi It depresses me a lot.

Or we ask money to my parents. Never!

Good morning! Delivery
things to your home address!

How difficult is this.
- Look, you will get it wrinkly!

Goya, there is no need that we wash things.

We've got a washing machine.

Are you all right?
Did you argue?

Excellent. Give me your stuff! Let go!

I'll get them to agree. -No need.

Honey, what's your mother...

Son, I need to talk to you.

I've been thinking and I'll kill it. Dad!

I'll wait for it to finish Champions League,

Out of curiosity,
and I will kill myself.

No fight, his farewell message...

If you and Mom have
problems... Oh I tell you

Only for paper, after being a mess.

See? Sort by color

Sort them by colours, you'll find them better.
-Goya,

I married your son.
Accept it already.

What are these shelves.
In the afternoon, we will overhaul.

There's no need. I'm looking for a home assistant.

How are you gonna pay for that?

I think that Xavi will pay it?

For you... not to touch anything.

I'm sorry, but I am considering
several job offers.

How can I not? When already
Javi who are killing

Of work, the least you can do

is have a clean house.

Listen, Goya... What are you doing?

No, we're talking about life.

Son, he lost me.

Chris, tomorrow's the wedding.

You have to invite guests to
tell them that there is no wedding.

Wait until 12. Maybe call Agus,

Says he regrets and wants to get married.

I saw that in a movie.

Chris, will not call. -I know.

Auntie, it's me. Christina.

How do you come tomorrow? By train, by car?

Already you're going. Turn around.

I'm not marrying. He called me Tee?

No, grandma, I'm getting married.

Because... no... my problem.

I can not pay my hairdresser.

Hema, there is no wedding.
Beware dress for a second chance.

Mom, call me when you
. Still not married.

Tell your dad to call the restaurant.
Maybe we return the money

Or give us coupons.

Jorge, it's your cousin
Kris. I'm not marrying.

See you at Christmas.

Bowl do not come, send me.

No, baba! I will not! Do not call me anymore!

If I stay alone as Aunt Guadeloupe

My problem! Holy shit!

Who we stayed? Just a cleric.

I'll go tomorrow to see him and tell him.

Are you okay? -Yes.

I take off the burden from his back.

My grandmother was right, I'll stay alone.

No, Chris. You'll see how you'll
for less than one year

To be married, and your grandmother will not even
that experience.

Do? Of course. You
as last chocolate in

Chocolates. One twisted
in the paper, you do not know

Of which are so they do not take
. Finally someone

Take and be amazed. Or
a spat because disgusting.

Javi, take the stairs. Lift is noisy.

You can not go straight to the garage
. The steps we can

To meet them. -No.
We can pick farther down

Before they go down.
- Done. He's here!

We get out of the house as the Bekham.

Javi, we have come to
talk with you around the pool.

When we fill it?
- After quickly come June

I have to buy the muscles in your mother.

Vicente, you're funny. Yes
have intelligent humor.

To fill the pool with water
need 800 euros.

We do not have them. We have to pay
and rescuers and chlorine.

If we bought a house with a swimming pool,
should take a bath.

Amado that all
fulfill their obligations and pay

Duties, we would have the money for the pool.

We have paid.
There's no need for these views.

Here. This month I
collected cash on hand.

I 2C paid? No, not a hoarder.

There live some? -I Never saw him.

I live next to and hear
when water leakage in the bathroom.

No wages, but the bathroom
goes without a hitch.

Maybe he's dead. No,
felt to smell.

Maybe he had a dog, and this ate corpse.

I think there's no
one. -There See.

Returns we notice, but I
at the Chinese restaurant takes.

You, Open the door!
- Damn defaulting!

I'd gone down to the garage and turned on his car.

None. I leave my
his place.

Javi, we this summer
I want to have a pool.

Fix it. For what we pay you?

Do not pay him. Then, please.

What is done with the debtor?

Fran, stop.
We will not let me buy a scooter.

Do not touch the DVD. I want to do a debate.

What is 2,000 euros for you.
Look, give and insurance.

This child can not ride
engine. What are you mixing?

One day you'll replace pills.

Francisco! She's started.

He touches himself in the bathroom.
Mom!

Let him go, it's good that the man has a hobby.

And you, go for a walk. -With who?

My comrades living in the 20 kilometers.

Go by bus. -Yeah, right!
Stables next to each yellow house.

What do you think we'll scooter?

Mom, Dad!
See this. Used 1500 euros.

Enrique, and to let him buy it?
That will not stop this torture.

That's what he wants. We have to be strong.

Boredom, boredom... Resio, run!

Good day! This is Alvaro,
arrived from Ireland.

"Hello! How are you? Nice to meet you."

A? From here it is. This is our son.

Good. Looks like... both.

Speaks two languages great.
Already a year in boarding school.

Sucks! Well, yes
hard but learn language

Which is fundamentally
for your future.

There's a loud, rowdy... Come on!

Must not be extracted.

Welcome!

These are crazy people who destroyed our car.
- He is handsome.

How strange genetics.
- Well, Fran. Got a buddy.

You do not need the engine.
- This is a fool.

This is what it is.

See latest research in the sale of flats.

The market is in rapid deterioration.

Leave me alone. Do not touch me!

What is it? -Still A broken heart.

Now I'm not ready for a serious relationship.

Many have hurt me.
- Last night you told me

'we've Never met
someone like me.

Breakfast with spectacle.

Do you realize that everything
more difficult to find a woman in this

Country that hates you?
- She attacked me last night.

You're so superficial!
Because you is not got friends.

Do you want me to show you my book?

No, you are not friends.

Define "mate".

A person of the opposite sex, not counting
lesbians

With whom I want to be in touch

But without any sexual purpose.

It does not exist. One of the two
always wants more.

Here radicals.
Friendship between man and woman

Does not exist. There!
Only this one does.

Let's check?
If you find only one girl who

Want to you to go for a coffee,
I'll make your bed for a month.

Ready!

Good morning! Good morning, Rachel.

Heads up, guys!
Today we're going to sell a lot of flats!

We're the best! -Yes!

Every day the same story! At 9:00 out!

What to do pensioners
9 in the morning on the street!

Sign up for a computer course.

Guys, I hear Whirlpool.
What did you activate it?

I'm going. Sometimes I start!

Gentlemen, what does the dishes
at Whirlpool? We do not know that

Switch on the dishwasher.

Get out! Again in hairdressing.

And we're so good at home.

Again came the two. -Yes.
Will that they come with the family

Common to see the room.
- They'll buy in the end!

You'll see! I have a feeling for these things!

Quiet morning. I'm
was known in Argentina.

I had three hairdressing salon
Madonna came when she did Evita.

Look at me now! In the middle of nothing, waiting to

Wanders a lazy housewife.

What a bloody life! You had a farm?

Yes, I harbored the people, and they ate.

What's Fabio?

Sandra,
two coffees with milk, please.

I'm going. No!
Do you want something or loitering?

Just a minute, let's see what they are wearing the famous.

Might be Maria Teresa Campos,
I like her youthful appearance.

Leave it out!

Please do not come anymore.

We have clients. Give the book of complaints!

Can I get you coffee?
- No! Sandra, leave the coffee!

Hell, throw us wherever we go.

We'll tell Araceli. What do we do now?

We can not be
on the street. Look ad!

Would be a home assistant. Urgent!

Urgent?
I'm not familiar.

This means that they need immediately.

Should call Lola.
- That the Speaker.

She's skinny. -Attic
Sunscreen is awesome!

What's this here? She came his ex.

Hi, Chris.

We thought you were not coming.

How are you? Good.

Excuse me for a moment.

Chris! What a surprise!

Agus, what is this?

Remember Sonja, from the convention?

How is it so hard to get a date
in church

We have said, to take advantage of this.

Not even three months together.

I know. But there you go, come what may.

My daughter, there's room in the back.

Chris, if you want to keep some
gift list.

MP3, for example? -No.
I need for the gym.

MP3 can not but get
're an excellent juicer.

If 2C does not pay, what can I do?

Threatening him?
You do not dare, you're president.

There are professionals who deal with it.

Course. They disguise themselves
and accompany you all day,

So you destroy the image and
pay. Where to accompany him?

If you don't go out of the house!
- Those "Pay up, or be beaten!"

If it doesn't work, do the easiest.
- What are you saying? Hire a killer?

These are serious people. For
300 euros they break you a bone if desired.

I will not anybody anything that
busting. Better, cheaper.

I have a friend who's doing it.

I think it's working.
I saw on the internet.

They say it is the best solution.

Javier, president
sometimes has to make tough decisions.

The question is: Where is the line?

You think that Aznar was easy?

Brought a lot of life in
danger. But he had to.

Koke, we can meet you with your
else to talk...?

Course. I'll call him.

Mighty! The war on the stairs.

Leo! -This Is stupid.

No, no, no! Pull you on your way.

Bad setting.
- Ma'am, this does not stop.

You have the wrong furniture.
I am in the store chosen by measure.

This is what you ordered. Yes
perhaps not a bad measure?

Sorry, but measures are under the contract.

Perhaps apartment
less than you've been told.

What nonsense! How will you sell us
apartment is...

Vicente, where the meter? For what will you?

Let's measure. How should I know.

In Ireland, not bad. But
English and we just learned.

We are all Spaniards, Italians, Japanese.

Here is worse.

What are you doing that for fun?

Internet, the console
from time to time something comes up.

What is it?
-Araseli Madariaga?

Not at home. We call the social
to confirm

Death of Mrs. Rosario De la Vega
to cancel her pension.

What do you say?
- It's me. Who?

Rosario de la Vega. I am alive.

No, no.
She was struck by a truck because she Jay walked.

So, how do I water the flowers?
- I do not know. Maybe it's a scam.

How do I know you're alive?
- Because I tell you.

You know what, I'm going to write
have died.

And you, when you can,
bring the following documentation:

Photocopy of IDs, two
pictures, we can make you...

Stop! I have no place to write.

Now would be amused all afternoon.

It's your grandmother.
- So? -I do not know.

Do you want to meet me after
to go for a drink sometime?

Okay.

Rebeka, how are you? Here Sergio.

Would you like to meet you... Hello?

Vanessa? And you're her mother?

Here Sergio, from the actors' school.

Ten years is... will not you see me?

How about you?

Hi, this is Sergio Arias. You remember me?

Yes, the party.
I thought that we could

Get a coffee and... No, do not cry !.

I'm not even with
who agreed but because

As the phone lines are busy.

Many we have not occurred.

Sergio, admit that you have no friends.

Joaquin, send this administration and...

Raquel, do you want with me
coffee, so chummy?

Sergio, you're immature and mizogen
I had to the bad luck to meet.

And behind that sick obsession to be with every woman you meet.

The only thing you show besides a
pathetic man who is not capable to feel.

If there is a God,

It will send you a sexually transmitted disease
not curable

That will cause you
sterility for the planets tranquility.

Is it a no?

Appears to have no friends.
- Sergio, all your problems

Occur due to inability to understand women.

Of course, sexual attractiveness
disallows friendship.

I have to find someone
'I'm not at all attracted to.

You know my grandmother? I will
- I want a friend, you'll see.

Good luck! Why does
I feel bad person since

Live with you? It's called humanity.

Hello. -Hello.

Do you want to be my friend? Good.

You are the owners of the apartment.
If the machine breaks down,

We have to fix it.

No, you did us, you are
fault that broke down.

In your country are not accustomed
on such modern things.

What do you think? Where am I? You know,

That in Cuba people
much more modern than you.

Antonio, let's go.
I do not talk to xenophobes.

Besides, who are you?
What are you doing in this apartment?

The contract says that no
must be rented.

I'm her boyfriend. And there'll
machine to repair,

In this or that way.

Are you threatening me? -Kristina,
This kid is not normal.

Ask God what is this doing in Cuba!

What is it? We will not
us to fix the machine.

How was it?
- Well.

I arrived at the church, when
Agus is married to Sonja

Girl that I hijacked him.

What do you say? It was humiliating.

After I met one from
attic, which plays in

"Sinners," and asked me if I
I want to be his friend.

I do not know, I'm totally confused.

That's great. Flies and known personality!

That's exactly what you need to
come back from your sentimental deaths.

I do not know, I'm this famous
people do not really...

What do you lose? It's just a coffee.

I have a lot of experience,
I worked in many homes.

80s I recorded a commercial for
cleaner.

My older son was a clown on TV.

I've already seen you here.

I also clean the pilot apartment.
You can ask for recommendations to

Joaquin, one with the beard.

Sorry, you are not perhaps
a little old... No way!

Excellent appearance. No
we can pay you more

We can't pay more than 8 euros per hour.
-It's OK. I charged only 5 so I don't get confused.

I cook healthy food and we keep
children. Do you have children?

No, maybe later.

How was it?
- I start Today.

Good. I'll get trikini.

Did anyone see you?
- No, we went through the garage.

Javier, president
Leo, vice president.

Dude from prison. The proven success.

What's the problem? Debtor?

I have not seen him,
but it will not pay the bills.

How much does he owe? 6 war,
132 euros each, 792 total.

I charged separately to the percentage of 20%.

Very important, just a verbal threat.

I do not need to
them fight, it is enough to

Only to look at them and immediately paid.

I'm sorry, but I do not
look so dangerous.

Calm down!
I just wanted to see how you do with the action.

Here's the data. Flat and space in the garage.

I do not know his name.
Apartment leads to the firm.

In 24 hours will be over.

One more thing, you can
us create an account?

Javi, we have to keep books.

It always took
from reserve funds.

Son, how bad you cut your nails.
It is a miracle you are not infected.

How do you say in English? -I do not know.

By the way, this afternoon I'm going to walk.

Who? You do not go out.

With Fran, from the first floor.

No way. The boy comes out

Broken families. Did you see his hair?

Dad, relax.

Answered me. Adds a moment.

Otherwise is.
Something they did to him in Ireland.

We need to test it. -Set
What we said psychologist.

It's not good to see us as enemies.

I'm his enemy? I'm his father.

Antonio, we knew
will come this moment.

He is mature.
Mature? You are still cutting his nails.

Why had it been so young?

To be his friends. -OK OK.

I'm going with them. What to wear?

No. We have to give
freedom. -With The son of a madman?

They killed us home.
- There's a lot of children.

Children are not to blame for
what parents do.

You tricked us.
Our house has fewer squares

Than writes. It's not less, Gregory.

Goya! This is a misunderstanding.
The total square footage

Are calculated as parts
for housing and use

That are in your
apartment, and an aliquot part

Total area
common room, which is determined by

As a percentage of the
sizes dwellings other tenants.

Me it's clear. I'm going to watch TV.

Talk to me in Spanish,
I'm not Koplovich.

That's clear.

See. It has 64 m2
constructive area

And 69 m2 area for use.

But to me, it turns out only 63 m2 to use.

Are the criteria cabinets? And they are calculated.

I did not talk to
me like I'm an idiot.

What is the difference between those for
use and those for housing?

To use the counting
terrace. And these living,

All the same. -I do not agree.

In terrace counts only
half, and if they are open.

So, the difference between them is in the basement?

No, cellars fall into
constructive surface because

What is this common space.

A common room
in the room to use?

No, but in constructively.
- Then, Meters missing

Are in the garage. We do not have a garage.

Structural or manual?

Residential. Again!
Garage does not count.

It is a separate area and
purchased separately from the apartment.

Yes, but there are also a part of
common rooms.

Then it's constructive
meters, not for housing.

Yes, but not for an apartment, but the garage.

Garage is like a second home?

What is it with terrace?
- I'm talking about?

terraces or garage?

A constructive meters
and to use these gentlemen.

There can be no constructive
and housing simultaneously.

Or to use and housing?
- I do not know themselves.

I do not care whether
constructive or what do you want!

Menu missing 6m2.
And what do you want? To take down the wall with the neighbors?

Erik, nothing wrong with them.

Either that or we pay a fee.

Give us another cellar
and I'm going to move down.

We are sorry, but we can do nothing.

Good, good. We'll see.

Neighbors measure house!
They stole your meter!

Mom! Let her go, let him play.

How are you dressed?
Come, let me borrow some.

Are you here
dad and mom? Yes, here we are.

They're our children in time.

Alvaro 11 has
home. Of course. And Fran.

Are you able to pick them up?
Antonio has to lie down early.

If you do not rest, the whole day I was nervous.

Get some rest then.

Do not worry, I will bring them a disco

And 20 to 11, brings them home.

Just make sure no one sees you.

Do not worry Alvaro,
in good hands.

Berta, do you realize that this might be

Last time we saw the child alive?

Antonio, please!
- We spent 15 000 euros

Internet and Ireland.
I'm just going to tell you.

You're still here? Go home, woman.

I wanted to make you dinner.

Mari Tere, get me a beer!

Who is it? -Isaskun, Mate.

Helps me around the window, it is closed,

And waiting for me. -Mari Tere, I
can not pay both.

Also these costs. We are in the package.

So... Tell me what you do, what do you do?

I work in a travel agency
, but now I

On sick leave due to depression. -Very nice.

I mean, why?

Seven years I was
regarding a boyfriend,

Today was supposed to be a wedding.

He married, but the second.

And it was the highlight of this emotional maelstrom...

Are you listening to me? Yes, you poor thing.

I can not believe it.
I'll get a heart attack.

You go out with the guy from "sinners".

We're just out for a drink.

He told her to climb
tonight to watch the movie.

I do not know, everything is so fast.
I'm not ready for a new relationship.

Moron, he is known. If he's not well,
You can always get back at him.

Sandra, do you like him?
- I don't know.

I do not know him personally.

He will not waste your language!

Did not go bad.
We were talking, he is sensitive boy,

I do not immediately attacked, it
is as if we were friends.

Maybe you found your soul mate.

I do not know, I do not hope much.
- Why are you here then?

Antonio, put a new door bell.

I'm going!

Who are you?

Who am I? Now you'll see!
You're not going to You pay debts?

Berta!

Plata, you idiot! Pay up!

If you do not pay tomorrow,
and I will give you that spray!

What to pay? Berta!

Help! Attacking me!

Antonio, baby!

Antonio!

Javi, I measured the house,
is less. What do we do?

I know, and my lower.

I have used laser
meter is accurate to the millimeter.

What measures to take? Oh, what measures
! We have enough problems.

Time shall be engaged The next president.

Something else, someone
beat Mr. resolved.

What? What if he was Gines?
It looks a bit silly.

Javier, we have to hire a security guard
,

Whatever it costs, I'm going to pay.

Has a broken nose, certainly
gonna start looking snores.

Kuki, I am writing
with Pilates and start Body Combat

- And children in taekwondo.
Caerlota has Ballet Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Luckily, so nobody
open without tear gas, otherwise...

Do you know who was?
Owe anybody anything?

Do not owe anybody.
- Must have been Cuban,

We would not fix
machine and sent us this.

It's not easy with tenants. -Of Course.

Coming from countries where
and kill for sneakers

They come here and make a mess.

Oh, they're smart they were,
blew a wall of 7m and over.

See Chinese, now they
it a cultural monument.

Mom, you go to bed. You fell asleep.

I'm watching a movie. -Me too.

Araceli! Save the salty coffee.

What is it? -He's Drunk as a skunk.

I'm fine. -This
Fell into an alcoholic coma.

It can lead to kidney failure.

Stop looking medical series.

Why did you drunk?
He is under my liability companies.

I'm not, I was drunk,
to impress a woman.

And one is not impressed,
We lifted her skirt.

Is not that the discotheque for
minors? How you take.

This kid needs an infusion.
- I'll give him the B12.

You, calm! Do not prod at nothing!

Let's go to the emergency room. You're being punished? Why is that?

I'm not anything. -Me neither.

Uptight! Let him lead them.

Do not open it! Take him to your room.

What are we to blame for their child drunk

It not better brought up in Ireland?

Do I have such parents, not only

To drink, but would also blew glue.

Hello!

What happened? Nothing,
slipped in the bathtub.

I have ready injection.

Mom, do not poke into
living room. We have guests.

Where is Alvaro?

As already 11:06, we worried a little bit.

There are both.
They wanted to sleep together. What?

Excellent agree, and behold, pajama party.

They know only one
day. -Antonio, Let them.

I'm going to kiss him good night. -Me too.

I'm going for a run.

Hello. Shh! We sleep!

Sorry! A lot are tired.

This part I like best.

Code red! I want the truth!

It's pretty cool.

Me Tom Cruise liked the Top Gan.

I bought a jacket like the one from the movie.

How We had fun together.
- This couch is very comfortable.

As to invite you to lie.

Yes, we only
one day, and never

I have not been this relaxed
with a girl.

Now I just thought
to take you off.

This is the key of true friendship,

You are not attracted to me?

Does not attract you even a little bit?

Of course not. We're friends.

Good. I'm going home.

This is just destroyed the last bit

Confidence I had.

Do not worry. Good night.

Good night.

How was it? Tell!

Just no luck.

Listen. 17.40 + 14.85 = 32.25

6.30 bathroom. -What is this? Special facilities for the program?

38.55 + 9.25 = 47.80

AND 5, 40 cabinet, it is
53.20. We're short of 6m2.

What a shame. -You Just
care what they robbed us?

I do not care for all. -I These
meter gotta be somewhere pulled.

How good cook Mari Tere. Are not you hungry?

Not much. -What is the matter with you? Again the neighbors?

No, I'm just tired.

Then, a home is a good assistant.

There are some weird
friend who helps around window

And drink five beers on
days, but everything is clean.

I'm going to throw trash after stinks.

No, tomorrow will be Mari Tere.

No matter, I will.

We told you a verbal threat!
No punches and kicks.

He took me the pepper spray for rapists.

It is forbidden to
- It wasn't that neigbor.

We told 2C rather than 1C.

I'm sorry, but it says here 1C. No, says 2C.

This is your two?

Two, slightly elongated.
It's my handwriting.

Forget it, this is not a good idea.

Listen to me, I'll get you
do this. I was wrong,

But do not worry, I'll finish this.

No shock? -No.
- Not kicking? Nothing.

I'm sorry, but I
seems that this gentleman

Neither capable nor professional.

Do not shake my trailer.

Fran! Fran!

These are the ones. They were not there
parents. They call us to them.

Yes, I'm sad to wake
father to guide us. Are you stupid?

There would be those for us engine.

Alvaro, no. I'm sleepy, and you're drunk.

'll Be back before they wake up.

How do I sleep!

Nail me to the wall!

Have asked tenants?
They might be bothered.

Will not. Here, people are good.

In addition, my son is president.

Only complicate thing.
- They have stolen our 6m2.

Around the town.

You should put another.

What will we regal here?

For the stupid things
buy via tele-shop.

And for your wardrobe.

My wardrobe? -What do you care?
Anyway wearing only sweatpants.

To drill? -Yes.

Look, do not you break through into the room.

How was Chris?
Quick, I have a woman with hair dye downstairs.

Silence! He can not even get out of bed.

So, it was great.
- No. Crying all night.

I was to give her breakfast
and says he will not live.

What is she?

We brought a new washing machine.

Now would not you
installed. Come in, please.

There are drying. It's not had
needs. She could be

Repair old. No, better new.

Here's juicer and a shredder,
who have been in the basement.

I do not know what to say
. Antonio, thank you.

Now we calm? Yes,
please, let us be men.

Of course, there is no need to
fight. We are all civilized people.

Us yet and leg.

What are your landlords!
My already a month

Not fix the stain on the ceiling.

Good morning! Can I
to clean this bathroom?

I finished it down.

As you entered the house?

Opened sorry your mother.

I cooked us breakfast. What a beautiful woman.

I have been glued to the wedding. -Yes.

But I do not believe I will
more than a year.

Already have begun to fight.
You see that it is not working.

Not only that, but does not want children.

I better after the divorce
and Eve must have her

Subsistence wages. -You're right. A child today

Is a better source of income from work.

Good morning. How are you?

Here, having breakfast with your assistants.

Are good. Yeah, but you do not just give us.

I pay them per hour.

After going to climb a little. Right.

What you have to do now?

Dusting. Can not let the TV?

Mari Tere, please,
does not bring up this woman.

I'm sorry, Lola, but she is not my mate.

She is a cousin
I have to take care.

It's mentally ill, I
can not leave her alone.

She hurts herself.
She pulls her hair out like this.

However, is not dangerous?
I can see that she likes to drink.

Do not worry, I turn on her TV
and quiet all morning.

You ate them already three.
What did the doctor say?

I'm starving!

Look at the time, and still asleep.

Normally, the way it is when you get drunk.

I told them that we
to send him to 10.

Go swimming. -I
Child is now swimming.

Mom!

Fran, the breakfast!

How nice! -Where are they?

How do I know.

Francisco, here...

Francisco, this is your father. Where are you?

Uptight. Do not open it! Maybe go.

Enrique, we have to tell them what had happened
. Are normal?

We'll open the taps. -These Are crazy.

Perhaps they installed a chip in a child,
and localize it via satellite.

Where is our son? Sleeping yet.

All we heard you. -ism Those walls!

First, let it be
drink, so it is lost.

They escaped last night, their hormones are raging.

This is a fast kidnapping. Let us
gang watched.

Normal. Fishermen are full steam.
-Distributer!

Let's car to circle the place on foot are

Could not have far to go.

They call us uptight, do you hear?

Go! Carlotta, take your brother's hand.

What is this?

Vicente, where are you going? Cover yourself!

Trying. Let me get my tracksuit.

You can not put a shelf
here. Where did you get that idea?

To ask my wife.
Nobody asks nothing.

It turned out that our apartment
less than what it says.

Company will not solve the problem
. What do I care?

This is the common space.

Do not pout! We have every
days to suffer

Your monsters and do not complain.

Really, I can not believe how
're cruel.

Poor girl.
Dumped and humiliated because of bets.

I was very clear, "Shall
to be my friend?"

No woman, not a girl, but a friend.

No use. Each
which you touch, he wants sex with you.

It's not funny, it's a serious problem.

Gentlemen, welcome to
Mirador de Montepinar.

You, the star of soap operas,

What you've done to our comrade? Nothing.

What are you thinking? You can not
playing with human feelings!

The lower you are in reality.

I do not know what you said, but was committed to
I

That all women are crazy.
- Please, Joaquin,

Do not let more brothers mizogena
here. This is private property.

I mizogen just want a friend.

Sergio, you had a chance to
back her self-confidence.

A passionate adventure,
to feel the woman.

I do not understand.
If I sleep with them, is wrong,

If you do not sleep, not good,
if you want a girlfriend, is not good.

Do what you want, but Kris was in the house,

Broken and says he wants to live.

How is he beautiful in person.
- Shut up!

Isaskun, we finally have
what to do during the day.

See how we stand. This
girlfriend and I wear the same number.

Take it off. He'll be out of the gym.

Wait. Take me to send mobile
max.

Mari Tere, no! Immediately
to take off my wedding dress!

Poor thing! She thinks she's a princess.

As soon as she takes it off, I'll iron it .

Fuck, you'll see how
going to yell at us.

But it was worth it.
My first kiss with tongue!

Which I always get the
shy? -Where have you been?

We're early in the library. -Yeah, right.

His father thought you were kidnapped.

'll Kill me! -Hang.

You wanted a scooter?

Yes, what? -For Six thousand euros

We can buy two engines.

So, what are we going to say next? Where are we?

From some friends, lend it to us.

Oh, no. We call ourselves a problem.

On the contrary, we save getting grounded

And get two scooters.

Do not slam! They will not believe us.

My father would. This is my apartment.

We have your son. If you call the police,

You will not see him again.

What are you doing, asking for their money!

First to scare them away, and
after the call for the money.

I do not know what it is, but I want
commission.

Maxi, no kidding. Baba us already take part.

How you called my children
? -Small Monsters.

Will you write?
- Listen, Gregory!

If you can not live
the building, buy a house.

They? They have no money.

No, you buy it.
So they may Tree by

Garden. As goats.

Goya, we blame
what you are embittered and

Frustrated folks.
- Do not call me old man.

Do not call me old man, because
what I'll catch you...

Kuki! Take the kids!

I knew this was gonna happen.

You're crazy or what is it?
- Look at me scratched.

'Come on, we're neighbors.

Not neighbors.
we will sue you.

And this damn regal I'll...

Push, push. There's such a big screws!

What's the matter? Your mother
assaulted me in front of children.

This princess wants me to move my shelf.

You'll Pay us for this.
-What happened?

Are you threatening us? -Yes. Good, clean
to be clear.

Mom, how did this idea?

As I do not have a bit of trouble and without this.

Hello, son.
I am to blame for everything in life.

How to hit me.

Scrooge certainly kill with laughter.

Kidnapping? Did you not that a little strange?

This is not Iraq.
-Araseli, It is possible.

I am a councilor
influential political personality.

Why didn't they call you?

They know that we have more money
- Fish gives money.

My parents have a jewelery store.
But fish is a fish.

Must be Cuban.
What Cuban?

We gave him a car, and
now wants a plasma TV.

If you kidnap a child
television, it's not normal.

Araceli, it's a different culture.

I'd paid and left to trouble.

Do not even cross my mind.
Will not accept blackmail!

Antonio, it's our only child.

I can no longer have any more.
I tourniquet ovaries.

When? That was my
gift for your birthday.

Kristina, see what he came for you.

Leave me! Look what
sent you Sergio.

You lie! You sent me.
- As if I had the money for this.

Read the card.

Aloud!

Chris, I'm sorry.
Yesterday I was very nervous.

I'm not making myself clear.
I wanted to say

You do not atract me as others

Already in a very special way.

I invite you tonight
with me to show you.

Dating a character from "sinners"!

I touched the bottom. I do not want to live.

What will we now adventure?

You need to forget
one of your former idiot!

While you don't sleep with another,
You will be hooked.

But I can not have sex only.

Another
that believed in romantic movies.

Do not like it, Sergio?

How do I not like it?
Did you see how nice?

That's it. You're a woman of the 21st century.

You have the right to enjoy life.

To me Sergio says
climb, but rather would be worse.

What do you think, Sandra?

Love connects people,
a sex linked love

You can fall in love and have sex,

Or have sex without falling in love.

That depends. I do not know.

This girl is not clear.

You're right. Perhaps this
what we need.

That's right. It's over with pain.

Good day! -How are you doing?

This is your place?

Holy shit, you're a hoarder!

Hoarder you! -What are you doing?

Let me go! Sorry, did not mean to.

Fuck!

Plata, you idiot!

Gregory, help!

Gregory, you idiot?

How the fuck is very
sun. Does it bother you that

Throw myself a little in the Whirlpool?
- No, do what you want.

Lola, my mother was not clean.

Javi, I do not like Pets assistants.

Inspires me, asking for just 5 euros.

Yes, but it's 10 hours.

And they breakfast, lunch...
Plus the beer that the crazy drinks...

Stealing my things, we are missing two skirts

All of us comes out of some 100 euros per day.

We could have internal married couple

With the uniform and bell.

Expel them. -I'm Very sorry.

Eject is you. If you're sorry,

Put some money in an envelope and tell her

No money for assistants.

Javi, was beaten by your father in the garage.

This is again wrong.

That guy is a jerk or something
him? -By Stress is.

Left his wife, fighting with the children...

Koke, it's supposed to tell us earlier.

You're right. -What happened?

Lola, I did something...

We did something disgusting.

We're just employees.
- We hired a killer

to collect the debt from the deafulting,

But never bites a person.
Yesterday he beat Mr. resolved.

This has been in vain.

Call him and tell him to come.

No, let's not fight anyone.

Tell him, thank you very much,
debt get paid and over.

Javi, you beat a neighbor?

Who I get married? Al Capone?

I will convocate a meeting to explain everything.

Are you crazy? They will kill us!

What should I do? You do nothing.

Hang in there for a year and
pass it to the next president.

I do not know. Listen to me.

I'm your Hilari.

Water!
Here, dont move. Use the straw

Dad, how are you? Do not you see?

These were bourgeois from the apartment next door.

Do not slam nonsense.
- They threaten us.

He works in a bank. He must know the mafia.

Do not worry, son. Me with this.

Month that would not expel me out of the house.

Bring me the TV.

We are very pleased with you,
but we have a lot of expenses.

I still have not received this month.

We have already begun to
save, just in case.

Do not worry, lady. I see.

Too bad, we just had fun.

That's a great terrace.

Take this as a sign of gratitude.

No, woman. No, go ahead.

No. Take it when you pray girl.

Thank you, Lola.

These are your jeans? Yeah, yeah...

Silvio, what do you want from us? -Sorry?

Give us a son.
We do not have money. We are honest people.

I do not know what you're talking about.
- Return it to us.

What is it?

First, beat me up, and now I
kidnapped child.

I did not beat anybody.

Javi, tell your mother I tend shelf

Or I make her move it! -Son!

These people beat up my father!

What slam? -Hook, I'm afraid.

Spreading violence.

What is this, a ghetto?
- Please, calm down.

Nobody attacked anybody. That was me.

Us.
We hired a killer to get the debt for collection

Debt of hard men, but he was wrong neighbor.

Twice. I'm warning you

That we do not seem too capable.

Javier, do you realize what this means?

Give me the machine! Not gonna happen!

Enrique, calm down.
Listen to me for a moment.

I do not believe this!
Even if it were true, think about it.

Kidnapped Fran! For
less than a week will

Us that they offer the money to get it.

A family pizza with the addition of mushrooms and cheese?

Do not yell fuck!

Although eating.

Who would you understand?
Are you nervous about something

What you do 365 times a year.

Chris is broken.
If this is not good?

I can destroy it for life.

I have a great responsibility.

Doctor Venturi go weak at the knees?

There is. Shut up, it's all your fault.

Hi, Chris! How are you?

Good. Let's go to bed!
- Now?

Do not be the first to watch
star? I have a telescope...

Sergio, please.
Both know why we're here.

I'm going down, I have something... Good luck!

Why do not you call? What do you waiting for?

Evening. Let go of me!

Do? We want 6000 euros in banknotes of
50.

How do you do, do not worry.
Where are we going to meet you?

Just a moment. Where will?

How do I know?

Where it suits you, I do not care.

And I do not care. In the center
no, I can not park.

Dad, thank God!
Porter us is kidnapped!

He wants to change his uniform.

How do I scared!

Now that I know that beating
of the child, it is easier.

I tell you that these are bad people.

You'll see how we're going to
have problems with them.

Yet? You already pulled your hair.

You're missing is the mud and bikini.

What bothers them to put the rack in the hallway?

How can I not,
it is the most natural thing in the world.

I'm going to put the grill next to the stairs,

YES grill on weekends and holidays.

Vicente, they stole us
meters. -Firma, No neighbors.

We need to continually that's fighting with everyone.

They tricked us, and what we're going.

We are two retired fools.

Look at my face. I would even fooling myself.

Life goes on.

I said I would not leave it like this.

Nothing, as if talking wall!

This was the last time
to go somewhere together.

Your son is forced
our son is lying to us

That we should take the money.

It was him, not me. Do not lie, my brother.

What would you 6000 euros?

Test it certainly was on drugs.

That's enough. Leave us alone!

I swear it was his idea.

Ask your grandmother, she knew all
. She asked for a commission.

How to lie! -FRAN, Fran!

Love, you can not do this anymore.

You've been given the best
years of our lives.

Do not force us to send you
to boarding. -In Ireland!

What is it? You coming?

Here! I'm going!

Hello. -Hello.

How's pretty terrace. How many lights.

I mean, when is the day.
- I think that I put

Something oriental, Chinese.
- You'd look good in that.

Good.

Sorry! An hour!

Here, almost. Sorry! Nothing.

I can do better, really!

It's not, I'm sorry! I am guilty!

Do not I like you! No?

I'm in the President building.

He married. -I know.

Thank you for everything. -After
Call and go for coffee.

Okay.

Buy.
- See ya

I have this friend.

No, you slept with her. I did not.

He told me his problems
I it mine.

We cried, hugged and slept.

There was no sex. Comrade.

It's technically not my friend. Yes.

By the way, my bed was not made.

Not mate.

Lola, where
envelope with the money? -I Gave Mari Tere.

Severance package. That was not severance.

I thought it was you prepared.

They have the money for the building.
Do you know how much money was in it?

I do not know, I was not looking.
9 apartments, which are paid for,

And two outlets, more than 2,000 euros.

Do you have their phone? I do not have.

How are good. We worked only two days

Much and you have given us.
- It's the law.

What do you mean, you do not release
Luis Aragones?

Because I have much to pay him.

Isaskun, a little girl for a walk?

We are not lesbians. Let's go a little shopping.

Do you want something? If
may not have hit the bus.

I can not seem to get over.

This is the ideal space
to grow up your children

Only 15 minutes from downtown.

You enjoy nature and peace.

How many square meters has a terrace? -60m2.

The apartment has 103m2 constructive
surface and 8om2 for use.

Are they real meters? -Yes, of course.

What's that up there?

Do not buy apartments!
These assholes steal square meters!

Lady, remove immediately
this poster with terrace.

I'm sorry, it's my the sheet.
I have somewhere to be Okae.

Will you call the police?

Do you know what's your problem?

You found that deceive
one pensioner,

I have time to get bored of you.

I'll buy a megaphone and
I'm getting ahead of the second phase

Yell all day as you are thieves.

As you were able to sell the apartment,

This will be a cultural monument.

What do you want? -My 6.20 m2.

Kuki, the crazy woman! Get away!

Deco in the room! Mom,
again going to fight?

No, daughters, no one is not
was, it was a draw.

I do not know.

What is it? -Calm down.
I came to apologize.

I'm sorry about that of yesterday.

Maybe I overdid it a bit with you.

A little, no. Many, almost
to leave her bald.

Children are traumatized. Fear
them to come out to the yard.

They say: "A witch!
Witch!" -They are so cute.

Do you know that I will not
inclined shelf. I nailed

Problem with the company. Really?

Yes, they gave me a parking place.

16, that no columns.
They stop me and the car and regal.

How nice.

Nothing, neighbors, if you need anything.

Hello! Yes!

Kuki, I go by the meter! We need to measure.

Dad, if you were? No, Carlotta.

Neighbor beats only
mom, dad can not. -Hook!

That's true. -Carlota, Stomp!

It's not like an ordinary pain.
It's like when you catch a cold,

Like a flu, but rougher.
Yes, I may take the opportunity,

And operate on the nose. If I put
one of Jesús Vazquez.

What will you? Do not go out of the house.

We'll start a crisis meeting.

The first and last item on the agenda
: Statement

President on the occasion of tragic events that have

Place in our
building in the past 48 hours.

Start when you want.

I would like to apologize
hurt, I'm sorry.

I like to offer my resignation neighbors.

I could not take
building management...

If I was not busy election in the municipality.

How can I not?
You beat me, and to avoid

To be president.
- Son, Excellent doing business.

You hired a killer,
but you had good intentions.

Poor guy, we are much
pushed him around the pool.

In addition, the situation did not do so bad.

The Miser is paid,
but the rest are,

It is safe enough.

That's what I wanted to tell you,
I lost money. What?

What did you do with him?

Better to come later. -for Them!

Mari Tere! Taxicab, wait!

Isaskun, come back.
- What kind of parasite of women.

Mr. Tightwad, open, we just want

You know.
- Of course, a cup of coffee.

Mere curiosity.
Money is not so important.

What is not important? If you do not pay,

Doorman will not get paid this month.

See how thin, must eat!

I have to replace the brakes on the trailer.

Will not to come out, goofing up.

I'm Enrique Pastor,
councilor for children and young people.

I guarantee you that you
no one will physically attack you.

Of course we would not. We only
neighbors. We harmless.

Especially you. Look, the message!

Wear it all!

Everything is clear.

Hoarder! You moron!
They broke my nose because of you!

You're gonna come out already!

A throw them
gas as they breaking up a riot!