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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,454 --> 00:00:49,474 It's not working. 2 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:55,573 Mayday. We have no power. 3 00:00:56,253 --> 00:00:58,253 Please, work. Please. 4 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,273 Who you are? 5 00:01:00,373 --> 00:01:01,922 Are you the captain? 6 00:01:01,932 --> 00:01:02,792 Yes… 7 00:01:02,892 --> 00:01:04,551 I'm here to take your big load. 8 00:01:04,652 --> 00:01:07,512 Okay. Here. Here, please. You no hurt me, please. 9 00:01:07,612 --> 00:01:08,592 Here, please. Take. 10 00:01:08,692 --> 00:01:10,591 Take my big load. Take it. 11 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:12,691 Please. Please, take it. 12 00:01:18,811 --> 00:01:20,810 Amateurs. 13 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,730 Up, periscope! 14 00:02:01,846 --> 00:02:04,126 - Bradly. - Suzan. 15 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:08,946 Your gift is still under the tree out the front. Where have you been? 16 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,545 I think you know where I've been, Suzan. 17 00:02:11,645 --> 00:02:14,105 Ah, yes. Italy. How was it? 18 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:17,365 Well, let's just say somebody spilled their coffee. 19 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,964 Good. 20 00:02:22,924 --> 00:02:26,424 Looks like you've had a great time there, consuming some spaghetti. 21 00:02:26,524 --> 00:02:29,064 I can eat whatever the hell I want on assignments, Suzan. 22 00:02:29,164 --> 00:02:31,023 Besides, I intermittent fast, so… 23 00:02:31,123 --> 00:02:32,903 What's on your mind? 24 00:02:33,003 --> 00:02:35,583 I have given this a lot of thought. 25 00:02:35,683 --> 00:02:37,863 And, well… 26 00:02:37,963 --> 00:02:39,963 I want out. 27 00:02:41,002 --> 00:02:43,262 I'm sorry, what was that? 28 00:02:43,362 --> 00:02:46,162 You know what I mean, Suzan. I just… 29 00:02:46,722 --> 00:02:48,222 I don't want to spy anymore. 30 00:02:48,322 --> 00:02:49,822 Okay? There, I said it. 31 00:02:49,922 --> 00:02:51,261 Not that I spy much. 32 00:02:51,361 --> 00:02:54,261 I mean, to be honest, it's an assassin job at best when you think about it. 33 00:02:54,361 --> 00:02:55,981 You know what else, Suzan? 34 00:02:56,081 --> 00:02:59,900 I mean, just, I am sick and tired 35 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,820 of all the running and the killing, the killing and the running. 36 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,220 And don't even get me started with the henchmen. I mean, seriously. 37 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,260 You know what, Suzan? 38 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:08,780 I mean, I have to kill so many henchmen. 39 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,779 I don't even know these guys. They could be lovely people. 40 00:03:11,879 --> 00:03:13,298 You know what keeps me up at night, Suzan? 41 00:03:13,399 --> 00:03:17,119 I see a child without a father playing catch by themselves. 42 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:18,899 "Daddy." 43 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,338 What exactly do you mean by "out"? 44 00:03:21,438 --> 00:03:25,018 Don't shit with me, Suzan. You know exactly what I mean. 45 00:03:25,118 --> 00:03:27,537 - Can you please sit down? - Fine. 46 00:03:27,637 --> 00:03:30,416 These henchmen, they're responsible for their own selves. 47 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:31,617 Whatever! 48 00:03:31,716 --> 00:03:33,617 It's just... just all that stuff. 49 00:03:33,716 --> 00:03:36,277 It's like, it's other… stuff. 50 00:03:40,117 --> 00:03:42,016 Okay. 51 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:43,935 Tell me what happened. 52 00:03:44,036 --> 00:03:48,115 It all started when I got back from Italy. 53 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,654 I'd just got the stolen plutonium back. 54 00:03:50,755 --> 00:03:51,654 Again. 55 00:03:51,755 --> 00:03:53,815 Everything felt different. Strange. 56 00:03:53,915 --> 00:03:57,015 Like I was slowly sinking deeper and deeper in this pit. 57 00:03:57,114 --> 00:03:59,454 Pit of shit, or something similar. 58 00:03:59,554 --> 00:04:02,013 Like I was going in circles. Killing. 59 00:04:02,113 --> 00:04:04,113 Spying. Assassinating. 60 00:04:04,914 --> 00:04:06,013 And then I got the message. 61 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,694 No, "Hi, how's life?" 62 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:10,374 Or, "How'd the plutonium mission go?" 63 00:04:10,474 --> 00:04:11,333 Nope. 64 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:13,132 Just another job. 65 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,212 I certainly am not. 66 00:04:16,313 --> 00:04:18,532 Breaking news, a new weapon developed by the Russians 67 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:19,973 called hypersonic missiles, 68 00:04:20,073 --> 00:04:23,452 all seven of them have been stolen from a secret underwater submarine 69 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:25,731 allegedly attempting to move the missiles 70 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:29,852 to a supposed undisclosable location somewhere in Russia. 71 00:04:29,952 --> 00:04:32,211 Something called Operation Gigolo. 72 00:04:32,311 --> 00:04:34,091 Sounds like the Russians are at it again… 73 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:08,228 Oh shit, someone's fucking shot him! 74 00:05:13,907 --> 00:05:15,967 Please! Somebody help! 75 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:19,127 Fuck that dog! 76 00:05:19,227 --> 00:05:20,527 You took the dog? 77 00:05:20,627 --> 00:05:22,366 Bradly, you know never to take the dog. 78 00:05:22,466 --> 00:05:24,885 I don't even know why that's even a thing. 79 00:05:24,986 --> 00:05:26,646 You know what happened to John! 80 00:05:26,746 --> 00:05:30,885 Wickey? I mean, come on. Wickey just took that way too far. 81 00:05:30,986 --> 00:05:32,805 Guy meets girl, girl dies. 82 00:05:32,905 --> 00:05:35,005 - I know the story. - Guy gets dog, dog gets killed. 83 00:05:35,104 --> 00:05:36,925 Next thing you know, the house is getting blown up. 84 00:05:37,025 --> 00:05:39,965 - Everybody's trying to kill him. - I know the story, Suzan. 85 00:05:40,065 --> 00:05:41,644 It's simple, no pets! 86 00:05:41,743 --> 00:05:44,123 Fine. I'm sorry, okay? 87 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:46,224 I fucked up. 88 00:05:46,984 --> 00:05:48,984 Please, continue. 89 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:54,563 - That's when I met her. - Oh, God. 90 00:05:55,902 --> 00:05:57,323 Veronica. 91 00:05:59,703 --> 00:06:01,822 Can someone help me? Help! 92 00:06:02,301 --> 00:06:03,442 Anybody? 93 00:06:06,382 --> 00:06:08,002 Can someone help me? 94 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:10,162 Just give me one second, Tess, I'll be right there. 95 00:06:20,301 --> 00:06:22,920 Sorry, it's been a really crazy few hours, you know? 96 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:26,640 Half a dozen dogs were just released in the park by some lunatic, 97 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,960 who did actually die, apparently, so fair enough. 98 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,960 But also, like, you can imagine, 99 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,878 little doggy limbs everywhere, they all got hit by cars. 100 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,919 - Just… - They all got hit by cars? 101 00:06:36,019 --> 00:06:37,519 They all got hit by cars. 102 00:06:37,618 --> 00:06:39,679 - Every single one of them? - Every single one of them. 103 00:06:42,098 --> 00:06:45,598 By the way, you have a little bit of chocolate on your face. 104 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:48,238 Oh, that's just dog shit. Yeah. 105 00:06:48,337 --> 00:06:49,598 Oh. 106 00:06:49,698 --> 00:06:51,277 Does look like it's broken. 107 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,717 I'll need to keep her here for the night. Get some X-rays done. 108 00:06:53,817 --> 00:06:55,597 Just, you know, keep her under observation. 109 00:06:55,697 --> 00:06:57,597 - Is that going to be okay with you? - Yeah, sure. 110 00:06:57,697 --> 00:06:59,236 Okay. Cool. What's her name? 111 00:07:03,376 --> 00:07:08,135 - Pluto. - Pluto. Aww. Hey, Pluto. 112 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:12,755 So, um, we should have her X-rays back by tomorrow. 113 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:14,195 I can call you if you like. 114 00:07:14,295 --> 00:07:17,395 Or you can come in. Or I can call you. Actually, I'll call you. 115 00:07:17,495 --> 00:07:20,655 You know, maybe it is best that I just come in. 116 00:07:21,215 --> 00:07:23,194 - Let's do that. - Okay. 117 00:07:23,294 --> 00:07:24,514 Yeah. 118 00:07:24,614 --> 00:07:25,634 - All right. - Okay. 119 00:07:25,734 --> 00:07:27,734 - Bye. - Bye. 120 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,714 God, are you all right? 121 00:07:29,813 --> 00:07:31,234 Yeah, I'm fine. 122 00:07:31,334 --> 00:07:33,513 I just, um… 123 00:07:33,613 --> 00:07:35,673 - Are you okay? - I am. I'm fine. 124 00:07:35,772 --> 00:07:37,113 Yeah, you seem fine. 125 00:07:37,212 --> 00:07:40,353 Thanks. I mean, apart from all the dog shit, I'm great. 126 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:41,272 Yeah, I… 127 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,712 - Just be careful on your way out! - Okay. 128 00:07:43,812 --> 00:07:44,912 - Bye. - Bye. 129 00:07:45,012 --> 00:07:46,992 Bye. 130 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,272 What a fucking weirdo. 131 00:07:49,372 --> 00:07:51,991 Oh my God, I know. I was just like, "Blah, blah, blah." 132 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:54,091 No. Him! 133 00:07:54,651 --> 00:07:59,711 There was something special about her. Her smile. Her eyes. Her lips. 134 00:07:59,811 --> 00:08:03,370 The crazy hair. It was all perfect. 135 00:08:04,409 --> 00:08:06,950 This phase that you're going through… 136 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,190 It's not a phase, Suzan. 137 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:11,229 Okay, fine. This meltdown that you're having. 138 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,069 It's completely normal. 139 00:08:13,169 --> 00:08:16,289 I'm serious, Suzan. I want out. 140 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:18,989 I'll tell you what we're going to do. 141 00:08:19,089 --> 00:08:23,508 You are going to go on a really good break. 142 00:08:23,608 --> 00:08:24,548 Seriously? 143 00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:26,707 I am serious, yes! 144 00:08:26,808 --> 00:08:31,546 Take all this positive energy of yours and share it all over Veronica 145 00:08:31,647 --> 00:08:33,666 and get it out of your system for a few days, 146 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:35,787 and then come back here and we can talk about it. 147 00:08:35,887 --> 00:08:38,827 Have you listened to anything that I just said, Suzan? 148 00:08:38,926 --> 00:08:40,926 You're welcome. 149 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:43,826 You know what? Fine. 150 00:08:43,925 --> 00:08:45,266 But no calls, 151 00:08:45,365 --> 00:08:47,425 and no messages to take anyone out. 152 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:49,766 I'm serious, Suzan. If anyone does… 153 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,744 Somebody is gonna get it. 154 00:08:53,845 --> 00:08:55,145 Approved. 155 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,585 - Fine. - Great. 156 00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:58,685 Fine. 157 00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:00,585 - Fine. - Great. 158 00:09:00,685 --> 00:09:02,684 Great. Okay. 159 00:09:03,604 --> 00:09:05,604 Oh, and Bradley? 160 00:09:06,884 --> 00:09:08,884 Just remember, you are a spy. 161 00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:12,262 And you have a lot of enemies. 162 00:09:12,363 --> 00:09:14,883 More enemies than all the other spies put together. 163 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:18,022 Just… watch your back. 164 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:22,722 Thanks for your hostility, Suzan. Sorry, I meant hospitality. 165 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:27,442 Fucking Suzan. 166 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:37,281 Fucking Brad! 167 00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:04,338 Ow. Shit. 168 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,338 Ow, shit! 169 00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:11,177 Psst! 170 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,174 No. 171 00:10:44,273 --> 00:10:45,854 We have a mission, brother! 172 00:10:45,954 --> 00:10:47,374 Finally, a mission! 173 00:10:47,473 --> 00:10:48,493 Yes! 174 00:10:48,594 --> 00:10:50,413 Okay. Here is plan. 175 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:52,134 Number one. We finish massage. 176 00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:53,292 We finish massage. 177 00:10:53,393 --> 00:10:55,373 Number two. We celebrate. 178 00:10:55,473 --> 00:10:57,213 We celebrate? I like that. 179 00:10:57,313 --> 00:10:59,653 Number three. Then, we find fast bombs. 180 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:01,173 Fast bombs. Yeah. 181 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:30,930 - James. - Fuck, Brad. Stop doing that shit. 182 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,409 You know I hate it when you do that. 183 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,888 I just, I sat down, like every other time. 184 00:11:39,628 --> 00:11:41,088 Could you at least start with a, 185 00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:43,488 "Hello, how are you, do you have a girlfriend yet?" 186 00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:45,647 Which, I mean, I don't, but I probably would 187 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,968 if it wasn't for this fucking job. 188 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:50,167 Here. To show you how much I appreciate you. 189 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:52,268 - Are they fresh? - Mm-hm. 190 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:59,267 Sourdough! 191 00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:07,526 - No. - What? 192 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,526 No. See, this right here gets me worried. 193 00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:12,805 You giving before you get reeks of off-the-book job, man. 194 00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:13,964 This is on my book, okay? 195 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:15,925 And I always pay my debts, you know that. 196 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:18,025 Wanna know what happened to me last time? 197 00:12:18,785 --> 00:12:21,125 I got violated. Literally, I got violated. 198 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,963 They took away my satellite privileges for, like, more than a week, man, 199 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:25,564 I can't go through that shit again. 200 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:29,023 James, you are the only one that I can trust with this. 201 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:32,304 - The only one. - Really? 202 00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:34,863 Yes. Really. 203 00:12:35,782 --> 00:12:37,123 What do you need? 204 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,583 Just do some background digging. 205 00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:43,162 Holy shit. You're taking out The Vet? 206 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:47,122 Not The Vet. I mean, she is a vet, but… 207 00:12:47,222 --> 00:12:48,321 Not The Vet. 208 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,561 Well, I mean, who is she then? Is she, like, a normal? 209 00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:52,362 Like, a standard human with problems and stuff? 210 00:12:52,462 --> 00:12:56,201 You know, find out what her hobbies are. Favorite café, favorite restaurant. 211 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,281 Family info. Does she, y'know, does she… 212 00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,241 She what? 213 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,240 Have a boyfriend. Does she have a boyfriend? 214 00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:07,000 No. No, I... I can't. I can't do that. 215 00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:09,599 Brad, I really don't want to do this. This makes me really… 216 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,720 - I can't do it. No, I'm not doing it! - Whoa, whoa, James, relax. 217 00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:15,559 Maybe you're right. Maybe I should, you know, 218 00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:17,398 look around for some new IT support. 219 00:13:17,499 --> 00:13:20,319 I mean, I did hear that you're buying drones that your skills can't cash. 220 00:13:20,419 --> 00:13:22,759 Wait, who said that? Did you talk to the union, man? 221 00:13:22,858 --> 00:13:23,798 Fuck those guys. 222 00:13:23,897 --> 00:13:27,758 I may be emotionally scarred, have anxiety and depressive issues. I know that. 223 00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:30,498 But can you please sit down? Please? 224 00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:36,676 I know that you are the best. That's why I came to you. 225 00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:38,196 That's why I can trust you. 226 00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,517 I just… I just don't understand it. 227 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,156 You've had thousands and thousands of girls before. 228 00:13:41,257 --> 00:13:42,996 - I mean, you can get any girl you want. - Yeah. 229 00:13:43,096 --> 00:13:44,996 But, y'know, they're always assassin girls, 230 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:46,876 spy girls, villain girls. 231 00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:48,975 I mean, this one, this one, she's… 232 00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,656 She's special. 233 00:13:52,776 --> 00:13:54,775 Give me a day. 234 00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:57,395 And no one can know about this. Especially Suzan. 235 00:13:57,494 --> 00:13:59,954 - Yeah, sure. Fuck Suzan. - Yeah. Fuck Suzan. 236 00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:03,314 Yeah. You know, I met this really cute girl at the café a few days ago. 237 00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:05,874 Yeah, I really want to talk to her, but I'm scared that… 238 00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:07,973 I dunno. I'm scared if I say anything, she might… 239 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:10,314 I dunno. She might slap me across the face. 240 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,513 Maybe I'm just overthinking it. 241 00:14:11,614 --> 00:14:13,233 What do you think I should… 242 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,333 Brad? 243 00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:55,049 Oh, yes. Come to mama. 244 00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:02,309 Only six levels of encryption? 245 00:15:02,408 --> 00:15:04,407 What an amateur! 246 00:15:14,887 --> 00:15:16,887 "James Bonder." 247 00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:20,467 Diary? 248 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,227 Oh, a bromance. 249 00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:24,326 So sweet. 250 00:15:31,646 --> 00:15:34,685 I'd like to speak to the Boss. 251 00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:38,685 I'm the one who took his big load. 252 00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:41,444 Calling to see if he'd like it back. 253 00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:44,663 Please, stop moving. 254 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,884 This not make sense. 255 00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:54,443 Unbelievable. 256 00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:58,063 To find someone who has so many bullets in head 257 00:15:58,163 --> 00:15:59,742 and still be alive. 258 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,103 Mm? Yeah? 259 00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:04,402 We tried many times before, experiments. Never work! 260 00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:07,002 Here. 261 00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:11,682 It's best I can do. 262 00:16:12,561 --> 00:16:14,860 Fucking Brad! 263 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,940 Hello? 264 00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:10,676 Talk to me, Jennifer. 265 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:14,975 A new weapon, well, seven of them, developed by the Russians 266 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,775 called hypersonic missiles 267 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,775 have been stolen by a new player known as Trident. 268 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,575 These two are the Zarzoff brothers. 269 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,094 Ernie and Bernie. 270 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:27,114 They're the sons of the Russian oligarch known as the Boss. 271 00:17:28,754 --> 00:17:31,134 Do we have any idea of their intentions? 272 00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:34,053 We have reason to believe that the weapons will be used simultaneously 273 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,153 at seven locations around the world 274 00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,373 by the Russians. 275 00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:41,473 But you just said that they were stolen from the Russians. 276 00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:43,773 Yes, that is correct. 277 00:17:43,873 --> 00:17:45,872 Right. 278 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,372 I'm really confused right now. 279 00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:52,972 Intelligence believes that Trident may have stolen the missiles, 280 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,611 and then "may or may not" have given them back to the Russians 281 00:17:56,711 --> 00:17:59,931 under the strict agreement that they must use their stolen missiles 282 00:18:00,031 --> 00:18:05,430 to attack seven locations around the world that are currently "unknown" to us. 283 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,550 For fuck's sake, that's hardly what I'd call "intelligence." 284 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:13,970 Find out whatever you can about these hyperthingy thingies. 285 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,049 And get Roger back on the thingy-thingy 286 00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:18,369 because I think it's about time he find out how pathetic 287 00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:19,769 this agency really has gotten. 288 00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:21,869 Yes, ma'am. 289 00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:24,728 These fucking Russians! 290 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,027 Hello? 291 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:46,726 Hello? 292 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:14,164 Excuse me. This area is out of bounds, clearly. 293 00:19:14,264 --> 00:19:17,443 Yeah, I'm so sorry. I was told to come back here. 294 00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:21,483 - I... I was due to pick up my dog. - Oh, right here? 295 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:24,083 You were told to wait right here in this exact spot 296 00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:25,282 in the out-of-bounds area? 297 00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:26,802 - Right here? - No, not right here. 298 00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:30,162 Yeah, no, I imagine not, because it'd be incredibly stupid to allow 299 00:19:30,262 --> 00:19:33,922 - a white Caucasian male, early forties… - Mid-thirties. 300 00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:36,641 …back here in the restricted, special-people-only area. 301 00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:40,721 The exact demographic of 95% of serial killers in the entire world. 302 00:19:40,821 --> 00:19:42,821 Okay. Well, that's good to know. 303 00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:47,520 Aww. Aren't they just so fucking pathetic. 304 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,600 Do you have any idea how many good-looking males 305 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:53,040 walk through that door every day with their bunch of amazing flowers 306 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,959 and sick-dog routine and try and hit on V? 307 00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:56,199 That happens a lot? 308 00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:59,439 Yeah, and it's happening by a good-looking serial killer right now. 309 00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:02,319 She hates flowers, by the way. Just saying, FYI. 310 00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:04,319 She doesn't even like guys much. 311 00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:05,518 Oh. 312 00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:09,718 Oh, she's gay. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that. 313 00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,758 - No, that's not what I'm saying. - You kinda did. 314 00:20:11,858 --> 00:20:13,858 Oh. Did I, serial killer? 315 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,337 Okay… 316 00:20:16,897 --> 00:20:18,437 - You're back! - Oh, hey! 317 00:20:18,537 --> 00:20:20,637 Wow, flowers? They're amazing, are they for me? 318 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:22,917 I'm kidding, of course they're not. 319 00:20:23,017 --> 00:20:25,916 But you know, that'd be super-weird. They're obviously for your dog. 320 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:29,456 That is super-thoughtful. I mean, you know, that's pretty cute, right? 321 00:20:29,556 --> 00:20:30,736 Well, Pluto… 322 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:32,976 You know what, I've just been telling him how busy you've been. 323 00:20:33,076 --> 00:20:37,095 Like, 24/7 busy, you don't really have any time for serial killers. 324 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,815 Can you get Pluto from the back for me? 325 00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:40,495 Don't want to go get Pluto from the back... 326 00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:42,595 For me. Thank you. 327 00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:46,414 So, Pluto's X-ray came back, 328 00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,494 and she did break her leg, unfortunately. 329 00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:51,374 - Oh, that's terrible. - But it's so fine, I put a splint on it. 330 00:20:51,474 --> 00:20:53,254 - So you can take her home today. - Today? 331 00:20:53,354 --> 00:20:56,413 You've just got to keep an eye on her for a week, but she is all yours. 332 00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:58,252 - All mine? - Yeah. 333 00:20:58,353 --> 00:21:00,213 - That's great. No problem. - Yeah, great news, right? 334 00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:02,313 - I bet you've been missing her. - Oh… 335 00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:05,033 I really love flowers. 336 00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:06,532 Oh! That's good. 337 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,852 It's just… ah, it doesn't matter. 338 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,972 'Cause… these are for you. 339 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,852 - What? For... - For you. 340 00:21:16,311 --> 00:21:18,131 Get out! 341 00:21:18,231 --> 00:21:19,331 Wow! 342 00:21:21,431 --> 00:21:22,651 Oh. Uh-oh. 343 00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:23,731 - What? - It got me. 344 00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,330 What? You… oh! 345 00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,450 Oh, you're… oh. 346 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:31,290 - Allergy. - Okay. You gotta be kidding me. 347 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,230 - Okay. Are you… uh-huh. - I can't breathe! 348 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,909 All right. I'm just gonna… okay. 349 00:21:38,349 --> 00:21:41,209 - Tess! Hurry. - What? Oh my God. What happened? V? 350 00:21:41,309 --> 00:21:44,209 She's going into anaphylactic shock. Do either of you have an EpiPen? 351 00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:46,728 - The Shih Tzus ate it last week. - Okay! 352 00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:48,328 Uh, give me some water. 353 00:21:48,427 --> 00:21:49,927 - Okay. - Okay, water. 354 00:21:51,028 --> 00:21:52,808 Iris, activate EpiPen. 355 00:21:52,908 --> 00:21:55,228 EpiPen activated. 356 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,207 There we go, you're back! 357 00:21:58,307 --> 00:21:59,727 There you go. 358 00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:01,827 And… hello? 359 00:22:02,707 --> 00:22:04,707 What's going on? And you're… gone. 360 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:06,566 Uh… 361 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:08,126 I got the water. 362 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:10,526 Oh, my fucking God. Is she gonna fucking die? 363 00:22:10,626 --> 00:22:11,526 Okay, that's not good. 364 00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:12,806 Oh my God, is she dead? 365 00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:15,805 Out of curiosity, she doesn't have a heart condition, by any chance? 366 00:22:15,905 --> 00:22:17,725 Yeah, if her heart rate goes too high, her heart can stop, 367 00:22:17,825 --> 00:22:19,825 which is why we use a special EpiPen. 368 00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:22,685 Okay. Uh… I… 369 00:22:22,785 --> 00:22:23,925 Do me a favor. 370 00:22:24,025 --> 00:22:26,644 Get me some blankets, some sugar, some salt, ah, some water? 371 00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:29,024 - Call an ambulance as well, okay? - Okay, sure. 372 00:22:30,944 --> 00:22:32,944 Iris, activate defib unit. 373 00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,504 Defib unit activated. 374 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,623 Now charging. 375 00:22:43,743 --> 00:22:44,723 And… 376 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,902 Defib unit now ready. 377 00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:51,002 Oh, hello! 378 00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:53,102 Hey. 379 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,961 There you go. You're okay. 380 00:22:56,061 --> 00:22:58,201 We're okay. It's okay. 381 00:22:58,301 --> 00:23:01,121 Okay. I've got everything, but I couldn't find any sugar. 382 00:23:01,221 --> 00:23:04,081 - It's fine. Ambulance is on the way? - Yeah. Ten minutes. 383 00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:05,001 Okay. 384 00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:07,100 - Hey, welcome back. - Thank God, V. 385 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,600 Who the fuck are you? 386 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:14,180 Me? Oh, no one. I sell candles. 387 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,019 Candles? 388 00:23:34,818 --> 00:23:38,417 - Hi. - Brad! You're still here. 389 00:23:39,057 --> 00:23:41,177 Yeah, you know, I… 390 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:47,936 I figured it was the least I could do, considering what happened. 391 00:23:48,496 --> 00:23:50,396 Oh, and… 392 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:51,636 I got you these. 393 00:23:51,736 --> 00:23:53,516 Don't worry, they're fake. 394 00:23:53,616 --> 00:23:54,916 And I sprayed them as well. 395 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,355 With all-natural ingredients. 396 00:23:56,455 --> 00:23:58,915 I figured that you probably wouldn't want to kill anything, 397 00:23:59,015 --> 00:24:01,015 even if it was the thing that tried to kill you. 398 00:24:01,695 --> 00:24:04,475 - I'll just put them… - Yeah. Yeah, thank you. 399 00:24:04,575 --> 00:24:06,514 - Yeah. - Yeah. 400 00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:08,394 Look, I was wondering… 401 00:24:08,494 --> 00:24:11,434 Well, not wondering, I wanted to ask you something. 402 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,594 And it's just… 403 00:24:13,694 --> 00:24:15,694 I'm not very good at this. 404 00:24:20,013 --> 00:24:21,513 Okay. 405 00:24:21,613 --> 00:24:24,893 Just give us a sec. I just, I'm just gonna… 406 00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:29,152 Oh, actually! Don't drink that. 407 00:24:29,252 --> 00:24:31,072 It's, you know, it's old. 408 00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:33,932 It's probably got dust in it, so… I can get you another one. 409 00:24:58,649 --> 00:25:01,069 Okay, okay, um. Tell you what? I'm gonna close this 410 00:25:01,169 --> 00:25:03,309 just because, you know, it's a little bit draughty in here. 411 00:25:03,409 --> 00:25:04,789 And I'm gonna get you another water! 412 00:25:04,889 --> 00:25:06,188 So, don't go anywhere. 413 00:25:06,288 --> 00:25:08,588 Stay there. I'll get you a hot dog. A soda. 414 00:25:08,688 --> 00:25:10,188 I'm rambling. I'm just gonna go. 415 00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:11,908 Okay. I'll be right back. 416 00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:09,382 Tess? 417 00:26:09,482 --> 00:26:11,542 - So, you're okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 418 00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:13,902 I'm fine. Yeah, he's here. 419 00:26:20,481 --> 00:26:21,301 Ah! 420 00:26:25,641 --> 00:26:28,940 Seriously, V, I've no idea how he did it. 421 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,100 I feel like there can only be one explanation. 422 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,220 - And what's that? - He's a superhero! 423 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,779 They exist, V! You know, you've seen all those Glass films, 424 00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:40,259 and the other films from the guy who made those Glass films. 425 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:41,299 They're out there, V! 426 00:26:41,399 --> 00:26:44,779 You're like this weak, innocent, fragile, useless person who's, you know, 427 00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:45,819 completely normal. 428 00:26:45,919 --> 00:26:48,498 And he's just attracted to his polar opposite, which is you! 429 00:26:48,598 --> 00:26:50,138 That's not very helpful. 430 00:26:58,997 --> 00:27:00,997 Fucking Twins. 431 00:27:04,077 --> 00:27:06,237 I better go. Okay, bye. 432 00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:11,676 Who're you spying on? 433 00:27:14,116 --> 00:27:15,176 No one. 434 00:27:15,276 --> 00:27:19,335 There was just this little kid, and I got the last soda, and he just went ballistic. 435 00:27:19,435 --> 00:27:20,735 Dangerous move. 436 00:27:20,835 --> 00:27:23,215 Yeah. So, how're you feeling? 437 00:27:23,315 --> 00:27:24,895 Doctor said I can go, so… 438 00:27:24,995 --> 00:27:27,014 Great timing. 439 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:30,794 You were saying something, actually, before you disappeared. 440 00:27:31,474 --> 00:27:34,994 Yeah. Uh… yeah. Look, I just… 441 00:27:36,074 --> 00:27:37,493 I just… 442 00:27:37,593 --> 00:27:39,573 I wanted to clear something up. 443 00:27:39,673 --> 00:27:42,552 And just be honest and transparent with you. 444 00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:50,332 I know it seems as though I was the one responsible for nearly killing you. 445 00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:52,372 Actually killing me. 446 00:27:52,472 --> 00:27:54,572 Okay. Fair enough. 447 00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:56,212 But really, I mean, 448 00:27:56,312 --> 00:27:58,051 it was the bee that did it. 449 00:27:58,151 --> 00:28:01,251 Un-bee-lievable. 450 00:28:01,351 --> 00:28:02,771 I know, right? 451 00:28:02,871 --> 00:28:05,591 And he should've been here to explain this to you. 452 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,570 But he's dead. 453 00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:13,410 It may have been the bee who mis-bee-haved. 454 00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:15,810 But you're an accomplice, so… 455 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:17,909 No, fair enough. Okay, yeah. 456 00:28:19,109 --> 00:28:23,089 I'll tell you what. Why don't we just leave this bee stuff behind us, 457 00:28:23,189 --> 00:28:25,929 and just focus on new bee-ginnings? 458 00:28:28,788 --> 00:28:30,168 What do you think? 459 00:28:30,268 --> 00:28:31,728 - Whoa! - What's wrong? 460 00:28:31,828 --> 00:28:34,568 - Gee, like, I guess it's just… - What is? 461 00:28:34,668 --> 00:28:37,247 …really quite bee-wildering to me 462 00:28:37,347 --> 00:28:40,047 how long it's taking you to ask me out on a date. 463 00:28:40,147 --> 00:28:41,607 So I'm gonna do it for you. 464 00:28:41,707 --> 00:28:44,967 I like pumpkin soup. Do you like pumpkin soup? 465 00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:46,087 I do. 466 00:28:46,187 --> 00:28:48,206 Would you like to have pumpkin soup with me? 467 00:28:48,306 --> 00:28:50,246 Yes. 468 00:28:50,346 --> 00:28:51,526 Do you accept this mission? 469 00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:53,626 I do. 470 00:28:54,386 --> 00:28:56,046 What is going on out there? 471 00:28:56,146 --> 00:28:58,005 You know. It's a hospital. 472 00:28:58,105 --> 00:28:59,565 Sounds like someone's having twins. 473 00:29:12,424 --> 00:29:14,764 Fucking Russians. 474 00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:16,864 Hey, I can't get the focus working. Can you help me? 475 00:29:17,543 --> 00:29:19,003 Oh, very nice bike. 476 00:29:19,103 --> 00:29:21,203 Very slick, I like it. 477 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:22,723 Gentlemen. 478 00:29:22,823 --> 00:29:24,683 We here to take missiles back. 479 00:29:24,783 --> 00:29:27,922 On the contrary. I'm here to give you your missiles back. 480 00:29:28,022 --> 00:29:29,242 How much? 481 00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:30,642 How much for what? 482 00:29:30,742 --> 00:29:31,802 Missile. 483 00:29:31,902 --> 00:29:33,082 Nothing. 484 00:29:33,182 --> 00:29:35,442 Oh, I like it. You are hard negotiator. 485 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:37,601 Very… very sexy. 486 00:29:37,701 --> 00:29:39,641 I like it. How much? 487 00:29:39,741 --> 00:29:42,401 As it seems you have not been informed: 488 00:29:42,501 --> 00:29:44,441 I'm giving you back your missiles, 489 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:47,241 and you will use your fleet of MiG fighter jets 490 00:29:47,341 --> 00:29:49,240 to take down some targets of my choosing. 491 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:50,480 Interesting, interesting. 492 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,240 So, like personal vendetta… 493 00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:55,160 Like a revenge motive? You know, like a real spy film. 494 00:29:57,419 --> 00:29:59,439 Can't we just give you money and then take missiles? 495 00:29:59,539 --> 00:30:02,319 - It's much easier. - No. You can't. 496 00:30:02,419 --> 00:30:03,599 Your boss agreed. 497 00:30:03,699 --> 00:30:07,099 Boss? Boss never said that. Where are these missile thingies, hmm? 498 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:10,458 - There. - Where? 499 00:30:11,658 --> 00:30:12,638 In the water. 500 00:30:14,018 --> 00:30:16,078 You sink it? 501 00:30:16,178 --> 00:30:17,278 It's not part of deal! 502 00:30:17,378 --> 00:30:18,797 - For fuck's… - The Boss is not happy. 503 00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:21,137 Super, duper unhappy! 504 00:30:22,177 --> 00:30:26,137 No! I didn't sink it. It's a submarine. 505 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,396 - Oh. - It's your submarine. 506 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,756 - Could be submarine. - Could be submarine. 507 00:30:31,856 --> 00:30:33,856 Here. 508 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,415 Again? 509 00:30:38,855 --> 00:30:40,435 Will you seriously sit down, please? 510 00:30:40,535 --> 00:30:41,795 …will make you more sensitive… 511 00:30:41,895 --> 00:30:45,315 I think it's the right size. 512 00:30:45,415 --> 00:30:47,754 Yeah! 513 00:30:47,854 --> 00:30:49,114 Oh my God. 514 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:50,234 How we get there? 515 00:30:50,334 --> 00:30:52,354 - You swim. - Swim? 516 00:30:52,454 --> 00:30:54,454 - We could swim. Yeah. - Could swim. Yeah. 517 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,254 Who is this personal vendetta with? 518 00:30:58,373 --> 00:30:59,993 Fucking Brad. 519 00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:02,353 Brad? The Brad? 520 00:31:02,453 --> 00:31:03,393 Who's "Brad"? 521 00:31:03,493 --> 00:31:06,613 Like a spy legend. Brad is like a spy legend. 522 00:31:08,812 --> 00:31:11,032 I'll send you the activation codes when they're in the air. 523 00:31:11,132 --> 00:31:15,312 He never dies! He's like a hero in this spy action film. 524 00:31:15,412 --> 00:31:17,791 - We're not in spy action film. - All the bullets aimed at him… 525 00:31:17,891 --> 00:31:22,151 Nothing gets him! Nothing gets him! 526 00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:23,951 Who are you? 527 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,351 In the head. 528 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:41,469 What is going on there, Suzan? Don't sound fucking good to me. 529 00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:42,549 Tell him, Jennifer. 530 00:31:42,649 --> 00:31:44,749 These missiles are unstoppable, sir. 531 00:31:44,849 --> 00:31:47,788 The only thing unstoppable is my wife's spending habits. 532 00:31:47,888 --> 00:31:50,068 These missiles are phenomenally accurate, 533 00:31:50,168 --> 00:31:54,108 and can yield an impact equal to ten tons of high explosives without a warhead. 534 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:58,347 They are also capable of reaching almost any city on the planet within 30 minutes. 535 00:31:58,447 --> 00:31:59,667 Well, where's fuckin' Brad? 536 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:00,867 Ain't he taking care of this shit? 537 00:32:00,967 --> 00:32:02,987 I can't be doing every fucking thing around here. 538 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,347 He'll be back online soon. 539 00:32:04,447 --> 00:32:06,067 As soon as he refocuses, 540 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:07,747 and starts thinking with that other head of his. 541 00:32:07,847 --> 00:32:10,266 You just listen to me, Suzan. You fucking listen to me right now. 542 00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:14,206 You get those fucking bad balls back, and you get Brad back. Goddammit! 543 00:32:17,766 --> 00:32:19,425 Well, go on, sort it out, Jennifer! 544 00:32:19,525 --> 00:32:21,785 I want Brad back in this room within the hour. 545 00:32:21,885 --> 00:32:24,965 And take Paradise with you in case this try-hard shows up. 546 00:32:27,805 --> 00:32:29,104 There is something else. 547 00:32:29,204 --> 00:32:31,024 Oh, God. Of course there is. What is it? Spit it out. 548 00:32:31,124 --> 00:32:32,984 It's Walker. He's still alive. 549 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,084 Oh, for… 550 00:32:36,124 --> 00:32:38,123 Well, take Natasha as well, then. 551 00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:41,623 Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, given their… you know. 552 00:32:41,723 --> 00:32:44,943 Well, clearly bullets don't seem to be working, do they? 553 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:47,863 Just don't tell her that he's around unless it's absolutely necessary. 554 00:32:47,963 --> 00:32:50,222 It could very quickly lead to a clusterfuck! 555 00:32:50,322 --> 00:32:52,322 Yes, Suzan. 556 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,380 Thank you. 557 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,580 This place is beautiful. 558 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,680 Yeah, it's nice. It's relaxing. 559 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,740 You know, I actually saved the owner's life once, 560 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,539 so he kind of owes me big-time. 561 00:33:19,639 --> 00:33:22,899 Really? You do that a lot, save lives? 562 00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:24,659 Well, only… 563 00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:26,539 Only the people that matter. 564 00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:28,638 Well, and a few others. 565 00:33:30,438 --> 00:33:33,098 You know what, I'm just gonna get this out in the open. 566 00:33:33,198 --> 00:33:35,578 You know, we don't have to talk about it. 567 00:33:35,677 --> 00:33:37,677 No, I want to. 568 00:33:39,797 --> 00:33:42,017 It's a really rare heart condition. 569 00:33:42,117 --> 00:33:47,377 It makes me highly susceptible to ventricular fibrillation, 570 00:33:47,477 --> 00:33:49,476 or sudden cardiac arrest. 571 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:53,216 If my heart rate rises quickly, then 572 00:33:53,316 --> 00:33:57,876 the electrical system in my heart becomes irregular, and I pass out. 573 00:34:01,715 --> 00:34:04,275 If that happens, I have two minutes… 574 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,135 And, well, you saw the rest. 575 00:34:07,235 --> 00:34:09,234 It's no blood going to the brain… 576 00:34:14,114 --> 00:34:16,573 You know, the worst thing is, I can't drink coffee. 577 00:34:16,674 --> 00:34:18,772 Well, you know what they say about coffee. 578 00:34:18,872 --> 00:34:21,933 Just makes people do stupid things faster. 579 00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:25,533 You're really not worried that I could die at any moment? 580 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:27,212 No. 581 00:34:27,312 --> 00:34:30,172 I mean, it's just a part of life. 582 00:34:30,272 --> 00:34:32,412 Gotta live. 583 00:34:32,511 --> 00:34:36,652 Besides, I'm actually more worried about the calamari they serve here. 584 00:34:39,151 --> 00:34:42,151 - I'm so sorry. - Candle business is booming, huh? 585 00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:46,310 Yeah, yeah, vanilla spice, it's a hit. 586 00:34:46,951 --> 00:34:48,290 You can take that if you want. 587 00:35:05,388 --> 00:35:07,888 No. No, I'd rather pull my teeth out 588 00:35:07,989 --> 00:35:10,008 or jump out a plane without a parachute 589 00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:12,107 than take that call. 590 00:35:12,627 --> 00:35:13,647 Okay. 591 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:17,968 So I would have thought that being a vet would be stressful. 592 00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:22,607 Weirdly enough, it's like, around animals, I'm really calm. 593 00:35:22,707 --> 00:35:25,667 Even in extreme circumstances, there's just 594 00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:28,426 something about them that makes me feel… 595 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,006 Settled. 596 00:35:32,105 --> 00:35:35,145 Anyway, that is enough about me. I wanna know about you. 597 00:35:35,665 --> 00:35:37,526 Me? Oh, uh… 598 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:40,365 How's life as a candle… guy? 599 00:35:40,464 --> 00:35:41,645 Uh… 600 00:35:41,745 --> 00:35:44,404 You know, I'm just going to go to the restroom real quick. 601 00:35:44,504 --> 00:35:45,484 What, again? 602 00:35:45,585 --> 00:35:47,924 You know, I have some medication for bladder control 603 00:35:48,024 --> 00:35:49,364 I can give you for that. 604 00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:51,044 It's for dogs. 605 00:35:51,144 --> 00:35:53,243 - So same thing really. - That's very funny. 606 00:35:53,343 --> 00:35:56,283 You know, I will try it. I'll try anything once. 607 00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:57,843 I'll be right back. 608 00:35:57,944 --> 00:35:59,942 Okay. 609 00:36:30,339 --> 00:36:32,359 You know, I would really appreciate it 610 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:34,560 if we could just pick this up another time. 611 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,600 You know, it's just I'm just right in the middle of something 612 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:38,700 that's a very special moment. 613 00:36:39,379 --> 00:36:42,019 - Trident says hello. - Trident. 614 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:44,979 Where do they come up with these names? I mean, honestly. 615 00:36:45,819 --> 00:36:52,317 They still calling you "the Apprentice"? As in, learning to assassinate? 616 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:55,997 Okay, well, yeah. But it's a whole system, okay? 617 00:36:56,098 --> 00:37:01,596 You know, it's a pyramid of apprentice, apprenti, apprentees. 618 00:37:01,696 --> 00:37:05,156 And like, it's better to be the apprentice just under Trident, 619 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:08,116 than to be the boss at the bottom of the pyramid. 620 00:37:08,216 --> 00:37:09,995 She's there, and I'm just below her… 621 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:11,716 So Trident is a she. 622 00:37:11,816 --> 00:37:13,915 - I didn't say that. - Yeah, you kinda did. 623 00:37:14,015 --> 00:37:16,756 - I didn't… - I know that Trident's a woman. 624 00:37:16,855 --> 00:37:22,115 You don't know anything, okay. It's like, he, she, she's he, her's him, you know? 625 00:37:22,214 --> 00:37:23,875 You heard what I wanted you to hear. 626 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,355 - Fine. He, she, they, whatever, okay? - Let's go with they. 627 00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:29,035 - Okay, they. - Okay. 628 00:37:29,134 --> 00:37:34,254 Is this Trident… is she really worth dying for? 629 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,254 For you, maybe. 630 00:37:39,812 --> 00:37:41,553 No, you mean for you. 631 00:37:41,653 --> 00:37:44,673 No, I mean for you, she is... he is. They. 632 00:37:44,772 --> 00:37:48,993 Okay, she. But if I die, it wouldn't be for that reason. 633 00:37:49,093 --> 00:37:50,591 But you would die, though. 634 00:37:50,692 --> 00:37:54,152 No, I get that. But what I'm saying is, that wouldn't be the same thing 635 00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:56,752 because I'm asking you, are you willing to die for her? 636 00:37:56,852 --> 00:37:59,471 Which implies I would be asking myself. 637 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:03,111 But I, clearly… I wouldn't. 638 00:38:03,211 --> 00:38:05,310 No. 639 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:07,111 - Yeah. - Yeah. 640 00:38:07,211 --> 00:38:10,290 Okay, I'm… I'm super-confused. 641 00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:12,850 Take a minute, and think about it. 642 00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:15,410 Okay? 643 00:38:23,408 --> 00:38:26,169 - Really? - Yeah. You know who I am, right? 644 00:38:39,247 --> 00:38:40,346 Impressive. 645 00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:56,506 Shh, it's okay. 646 00:38:56,605 --> 00:39:01,285 It's okay, it's okay. Now just… sleep, now. Okay. 647 00:39:02,484 --> 00:39:04,305 Okay. Sleep, now. 648 00:39:04,404 --> 00:39:06,404 Good, Apprentice. Good work. 649 00:39:13,404 --> 00:39:16,124 I am terribly sorry that took so long. 650 00:39:17,203 --> 00:39:19,203 Phew. 651 00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:21,683 So. What did I miss? 652 00:39:22,243 --> 00:39:24,383 You wanna get out of here? 653 00:39:24,482 --> 00:39:26,183 Sure. 654 00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,283 Let's. 655 00:39:37,801 --> 00:39:43,461 Whoa. Okay. You need to be careful. You literally just got out of hospital. 656 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,681 I don't wanna be careful anymore. 657 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,279 Besides. You saved my life once. 658 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,980 Do you think you can do it again? 659 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:58,439 Oh yeah, I'm highly skilled in the area of saving lives, so I feel... 660 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,499 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. 661 00:40:02,598 --> 00:40:03,538 Are you okay? You look… 662 00:40:03,638 --> 00:40:06,259 - Whoa, hey. Hey, hey. - Seriously, Brad, that was so aggressive. 663 00:40:06,359 --> 00:40:09,538 - No. No, it's fine. It's fine. I mean… - Is it? 664 00:40:09,638 --> 00:40:12,178 Yeah, if that's something inside of you, 665 00:40:12,278 --> 00:40:15,538 then it's probably best that, you know, you get it out. 666 00:40:15,638 --> 00:40:19,578 Otherwise, you're not being honest with yourself. Or me. 667 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,676 Okay. 668 00:40:23,236 --> 00:40:25,497 I feel so fucking great right now. 669 00:40:25,596 --> 00:40:28,756 You are so great right now. 670 00:40:32,915 --> 00:40:34,296 Stay right there. 671 00:40:34,395 --> 00:40:36,395 I'm not going anywhere. 672 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,314 Oh, boy. 673 00:40:44,355 --> 00:40:46,355 Oh my God. 674 00:40:49,194 --> 00:40:51,573 Be cool. You got this, just… 675 00:40:51,674 --> 00:40:53,374 Okay. 676 00:40:53,473 --> 00:40:54,573 Let me see. 677 00:40:54,674 --> 00:40:57,573 No snipers. No bad guys. 678 00:40:57,674 --> 00:40:59,674 No villains, please. 679 00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:06,812 Tess! 680 00:41:06,913 --> 00:41:08,133 V, what the hell are you doing? 681 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,252 I swear to God, you better be feeding ducks right now, 682 00:41:10,352 --> 00:41:12,971 or at least something very similar but as equally boring. 683 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,531 I am going for it. 684 00:41:14,631 --> 00:41:17,212 I mean, really going for it. 685 00:41:17,312 --> 00:41:19,652 V, you literally just got out of the hospital. 686 00:41:19,752 --> 00:41:22,410 Actually, no, you just freaking died! 687 00:41:22,511 --> 00:41:25,651 Remember that skimpy outfit you bought me like six years ago, 688 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,750 and I've never had the guts to wear? 689 00:41:29,671 --> 00:41:31,669 Putting it on. 690 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,990 Iris? Activate agency app. 691 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,810 - Uh-huh, and… - Open mouth, please. 692 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,908 Now spraying. 693 00:41:45,029 --> 00:41:47,468 Banana? Ugh, I hate banana. 694 00:41:51,268 --> 00:41:53,268 Dispensing condom. 695 00:41:54,107 --> 00:41:55,448 Ejecting now. 696 00:41:55,548 --> 00:41:57,548 Ooh, banana! 697 00:41:58,147 --> 00:41:59,567 Okay. 698 00:42:03,227 --> 00:42:04,926 This better be important, James. 699 00:42:05,027 --> 00:42:07,287 I'm in the middle of the best night of my life. 700 00:42:07,386 --> 00:42:09,966 What are you talking about? Everything I tell you is important. 701 00:42:10,067 --> 00:42:12,486 Usually, it saves your life, it's that friggin' important. Also… 702 00:42:12,586 --> 00:42:15,165 I'm really busy right now. I can't talk. 703 00:42:15,265 --> 00:42:17,046 Thank you, Tess, I love you. 704 00:42:22,825 --> 00:42:23,924 - Someone named Trident. - What else? 705 00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:26,285 It's a girl. I think she's linked to the agencies. 706 00:42:26,384 --> 00:42:28,365 She stole a hypersonic missile and sold it to the Russians. 707 00:42:28,464 --> 00:42:30,044 What, wait a minute. Only one? 708 00:42:30,145 --> 00:42:32,144 Well, seven actually. 709 00:42:34,024 --> 00:42:34,884 Brad? 710 00:42:34,984 --> 00:42:36,984 - Wait, you need to know this... - I gotta go. 711 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,263 Do you like it? It's a lot, isn't it? 712 00:42:42,903 --> 00:42:45,962 I don't know what I was thinking. I'm gonna go and take it off, it's so… 713 00:42:46,062 --> 00:42:48,723 No. No, no, no, no. No. 714 00:42:48,823 --> 00:42:50,821 It's perfect. Okay? 715 00:42:52,062 --> 00:42:54,942 You're perfect. All right? 716 00:43:04,461 --> 00:43:05,480 Brad! 717 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:07,580 Argh! 718 00:43:22,698 --> 00:43:24,698 - Go check the service elevator. - On it. 719 00:43:52,816 --> 00:43:54,816 Excuse me. 720 00:44:24,692 --> 00:44:26,692 Does it hurt? 721 00:44:27,413 --> 00:44:29,413 A little. 722 00:44:31,051 --> 00:44:33,051 Actually, a lot. 723 00:44:34,011 --> 00:44:35,912 What did the doctor say? 724 00:44:36,011 --> 00:44:38,011 "No more bullet in head." 725 00:44:40,892 --> 00:44:42,890 Missed you at the Christmas party. 726 00:44:44,931 --> 00:44:47,071 I miss you so much. 727 00:44:47,171 --> 00:44:49,651 I really wanted to come. But… 728 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,149 Why didn't you call me, huh? 729 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:57,569 I had to hear about it from Paradise. 730 00:44:58,169 --> 00:45:00,189 I really wanted to. 731 00:45:00,290 --> 00:45:03,189 Just, one bullet was pushing on another. 732 00:45:03,288 --> 00:45:05,448 My mouth wouldn't work properly. 733 00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,769 You poor thing. 734 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,388 I even tried to call you. 735 00:45:11,488 --> 00:45:15,388 But the words were all over the place, and not make sense. 736 00:45:15,488 --> 00:45:18,528 My God. That's terrible. 737 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:23,627 Oh, sorry! 738 00:45:23,727 --> 00:45:25,807 It's okay. It's fine. 739 00:45:26,966 --> 00:45:27,826 I'm sorry as well. 740 00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:31,067 Honestly, this, it's never happened to me so quickly before. 741 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:33,225 Never. Never, ever. Ever. 742 00:45:33,326 --> 00:45:35,386 - Me neither. - Really? Never? 743 00:45:35,486 --> 00:45:37,586 - No. - I'm sorry. I feel so ashamed. 744 00:45:37,685 --> 00:45:39,506 - No, I mean me. - You? 745 00:45:39,605 --> 00:45:41,384 - Me. - You've never had it happen to you before? 746 00:45:41,484 --> 00:45:44,185 - I've never. No, I have never. - Oh, you've never… 747 00:45:44,285 --> 00:45:46,064 I've never come so quickly before. 748 00:45:46,165 --> 00:45:48,205 Oh. Okay, okay. 749 00:45:48,765 --> 00:45:50,865 - That's good. That's really good. - Yeah. 750 00:45:50,964 --> 00:45:52,964 It is. 751 00:45:55,364 --> 00:45:57,263 Cool. 752 00:46:07,283 --> 00:46:09,283 I wanna play a game. 753 00:46:12,162 --> 00:46:14,801 - Okay. - It's called Confessions. 754 00:46:16,162 --> 00:46:18,341 Confessions? 755 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:21,401 It's a confession game? Oh. 756 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,921 Yeah. Cool. Confessions. 757 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,120 I'll go first. 758 00:46:32,439 --> 00:46:34,500 Again! 759 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,980 Again! 760 00:46:37,759 --> 00:46:40,220 Natasha activated. Dogwalker neutralized. 761 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,259 En route to Brad. 762 00:46:51,439 --> 00:46:54,877 This is a big one for me. Have you ever… 763 00:46:55,718 --> 00:46:57,957 Hit anyone in anger? 764 00:46:59,638 --> 00:47:00,778 Uh… 765 00:47:00,877 --> 00:47:02,377 Have I ever hit anyone in anger? 766 00:47:02,477 --> 00:47:05,397 Let me think about that one. Uh… 767 00:47:13,196 --> 00:47:15,176 No. 768 00:47:15,276 --> 00:47:17,276 Nope. Never. 769 00:47:18,316 --> 00:47:20,316 Your turn. 770 00:47:20,676 --> 00:47:22,674 Okay. 771 00:47:23,714 --> 00:47:27,015 What's something you've always wanted to do, 772 00:47:27,115 --> 00:47:29,615 except you've been too afraid to do it? 773 00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:33,754 Oh. There's lots of things. Given my… condition. 774 00:47:35,073 --> 00:47:37,553 - You mean anything? - Anything. 775 00:47:40,513 --> 00:47:42,513 I've always wanted to… 776 00:47:44,792 --> 00:47:46,792 To… 777 00:47:49,553 --> 00:47:51,553 Have a threesome. 778 00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:56,451 Cool. That's… 779 00:47:56,551 --> 00:47:58,551 That's really, really cool. 780 00:47:59,551 --> 00:48:01,672 - Cool. - Cool. 781 00:48:09,951 --> 00:48:12,770 James, what the fuck? I thought that was the one! 782 00:48:22,669 --> 00:48:24,689 - Evening, sir. - No! 783 00:48:24,788 --> 00:48:26,848 Sir, we're here to help. 784 00:48:26,948 --> 00:48:28,569 Actually, we need your help. 785 00:48:28,669 --> 00:48:30,569 I don't wanna help you, and I don't need your help. 786 00:48:30,669 --> 00:48:31,569 This is serious! 787 00:48:31,669 --> 00:48:34,127 Yeah, when is it not serious? Come on, we're spies. 788 00:48:34,227 --> 00:48:35,848 - There's someone new... - I know, okay! 789 00:48:35,948 --> 00:48:37,408 It's Trident, she's working with the Russians. 790 00:48:37,508 --> 00:48:38,567 They've got new missiles, okay? 791 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,127 Does this sound familiar too? It should. 792 00:48:40,227 --> 00:48:43,946 You want to know why? Because this happens, like, every single year. 793 00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:47,147 - Who is it? - No one. 794 00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:50,687 Right. If you don't come with me right now, 795 00:48:50,787 --> 00:48:53,406 I've been ordered to break up this little romance 796 00:48:53,506 --> 00:48:55,926 faster than you can say "hypersonic missile." 797 00:48:56,026 --> 00:48:58,406 - No. - I don't want to, sir. 798 00:48:58,506 --> 00:49:02,444 - But I will. I will. - Okay, no. No. 799 00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:04,984 - Have you heard of that Lucy, though? - Yeah. 800 00:49:06,064 --> 00:49:08,984 Yeah! You know what, I'll call you back. 801 00:49:13,104 --> 00:49:14,044 Jen? 802 00:49:14,144 --> 00:49:16,163 Don't! Come on, Jennifer. 803 00:49:16,263 --> 00:49:18,644 - I think someone's here. - Yeah, okay, go check it out. 804 00:49:18,743 --> 00:49:19,604 Copy that. 805 00:49:19,703 --> 00:49:22,522 You sound really busy, maybe you should go check that out. 806 00:49:22,622 --> 00:49:23,843 Who is it? 807 00:49:23,942 --> 00:49:27,863 - Is everything all right? - Hey. Yeah. This is… 808 00:49:29,423 --> 00:49:31,403 Hi, I'm Mindy. 809 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,761 Hi, Mindy. 810 00:49:32,861 --> 00:49:35,982 You called for me, and I'm coming for you. 811 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:40,062 Did you do this for me? 812 00:49:40,861 --> 00:49:42,881 Wait, what? What? 813 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,681 Okay… yeah… 814 00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:46,781 Oh God. 815 00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:15,377 Here, bitch! 816 00:50:22,337 --> 00:50:24,337 Whoo! Whoo! 817 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,357 - Where are you going? - I just, you know… 818 00:50:27,457 --> 00:50:29,997 - C'mon, we're having this party! - Yeah, I gotta get some ice. 819 00:50:30,096 --> 00:50:32,096 Well, hurry! 820 00:50:35,015 --> 00:50:36,756 Okay. 821 00:50:41,576 --> 00:50:43,575 Okay. 822 00:51:03,893 --> 00:51:06,292 Nobody likes a gossip, Paradise. 823 00:51:13,692 --> 00:51:15,692 - Fuck! I hate you! - Get up! 824 00:51:17,212 --> 00:51:18,272 Fuck you. 825 00:51:18,372 --> 00:51:20,511 You love her so much, go live with her. 826 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:23,770 Fuck you too! I never wanna see your bitch face again. 827 00:51:24,491 --> 00:51:26,491 Well, you never will! 828 00:51:31,410 --> 00:51:33,410 Walker? 829 00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:40,950 Fucking Brad! 830 00:51:42,609 --> 00:51:44,229 Shit. 831 00:51:44,328 --> 00:51:46,388 Always small. 832 00:51:46,489 --> 00:51:48,269 Everything small. 833 00:51:48,368 --> 00:51:51,269 Well, it's just 'cause you're so… big, so 834 00:51:51,368 --> 00:51:55,408 things probably look small, but I'd say I'm in proportion, so… 835 00:51:56,087 --> 00:51:57,627 No hard feelings, what do you say? 836 00:51:57,727 --> 00:51:59,028 None. 837 00:51:59,127 --> 00:52:01,868 Okay, c'mon. Given the circumstances, 838 00:52:01,968 --> 00:52:04,866 don't you think it's best we just, y'know, pick this up maybe another time? 839 00:52:04,966 --> 00:52:06,966 I dunno. Can we? 840 00:52:07,406 --> 00:52:10,027 Okay, look. It was very unprofessional of me. 841 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:13,145 And, y'know, I should've finished the job when I had the chance. 842 00:52:13,245 --> 00:52:14,745 You should have. 843 00:52:14,846 --> 00:52:16,066 But you didn't. 844 00:52:16,165 --> 00:52:18,225 - You're so lucky. - Think about it. I mean, 845 00:52:18,326 --> 00:52:20,506 you're still alive, you've got a beautiful woman, 846 00:52:20,605 --> 00:52:22,026 and you're alive. 847 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,785 So maybe you're lucky. 848 00:52:23,884 --> 00:52:25,884 No. You lucky one! 849 00:52:26,205 --> 00:52:29,464 Could we just maybe agree to disagree? 850 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:31,564 - No! - Okay. 851 00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:34,964 What're you doing? Really? 852 00:52:35,843 --> 00:52:37,843 You really are doing this. Oh my God. 853 00:52:38,604 --> 00:52:40,604 Okay. 854 00:52:41,323 --> 00:52:42,424 Let's go. 855 00:52:42,524 --> 00:52:44,522 Let's go, c'mon! 856 00:52:44,843 --> 00:52:46,843 D? 857 00:52:50,403 --> 00:52:51,663 Sweet-pea? 858 00:52:51,763 --> 00:52:52,982 I'm sorry. 859 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,902 I didn't mean what I said. 860 00:52:55,002 --> 00:52:56,341 Me either. 861 00:52:56,442 --> 00:52:58,022 Please forgive me. 862 00:52:58,122 --> 00:53:01,821 I just get super emotion when you bring up my mother like that. 863 00:53:01,922 --> 00:53:03,461 And I love your mother! 864 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,461 I just need to learn how to handle the situation better. 865 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,421 I know she can be hard. 866 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,540 But she's my mamochka, you know? 867 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,259 And I respect how much you love her. 868 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:17,640 And I respect how much you respect that. 869 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,960 Come here. 870 00:53:39,038 --> 00:53:41,038 Okay. 871 00:54:10,395 --> 00:54:11,375 Hey. 872 00:54:11,475 --> 00:54:13,473 Hi. 873 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:14,854 Nice hotel. 874 00:54:14,953 --> 00:54:19,073 Oh, yeah. Lovely hotel. I love the décor. 875 00:54:19,593 --> 00:54:22,334 Yeah. Great beds as well. 876 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:24,573 - Oh, very comfortable, yeah. - Yeah. 877 00:54:24,673 --> 00:54:26,852 - Like a cloud. - Yes, just like that. 878 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:31,033 S… 879 00:54:34,832 --> 00:54:41,551 - I get it. I really get it. - Yeah, I know. She's great, huh? 880 00:54:42,872 --> 00:54:46,531 But do you really think putting her in all this danger is something you should do 881 00:54:46,631 --> 00:54:48,571 to someone you care about? 882 00:54:48,671 --> 00:54:53,071 You're a spy, Brad. Falling in love just isn't what we do. 883 00:54:54,830 --> 00:54:56,930 So I've been told. 884 00:54:57,029 --> 00:55:00,210 Head Office for a briefing in one hour. Be there. 885 00:55:00,310 --> 00:55:05,888 Okay, fine. Hey, maybe we don't, you know, mention this to Suzan? 886 00:55:05,989 --> 00:55:10,408 Oh, yes, thank God! I was thinking the exact same thing. 887 00:55:10,509 --> 00:55:12,569 - For the best, yeah. - Gosh, yes. 888 00:55:12,669 --> 00:55:15,448 One team, one dream. I'm so glad we are on the same page with that. 889 00:55:15,548 --> 00:55:17,548 - That's perfect. - No Suzan. Okay. 890 00:55:18,868 --> 00:55:21,028 Oh, one more thing. 891 00:55:22,268 --> 00:55:24,207 The little… you know. 892 00:55:24,307 --> 00:55:27,767 Just rest, and no running for 24 hours 893 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,866 because things might fall out of you. So… 894 00:55:30,707 --> 00:55:34,105 - Okay. Yeah. - But you'll be fine. Okay. Good. 895 00:55:34,705 --> 00:55:36,705 Thank you. Thank you for sharing. 896 00:55:44,904 --> 00:55:46,904 Oh, man. 897 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:51,625 Dammit! 898 00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:08,263 Veronica? 899 00:56:08,663 --> 00:56:09,723 V? 900 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,701 V? 901 00:56:38,939 --> 00:56:40,919 Every time! 902 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:42,040 Dammit! 903 00:56:50,098 --> 00:56:52,979 Iris? Iris, call James for me. 904 00:56:53,658 --> 00:56:56,337 - James, where the hell are you?! - Hi, you've reached James. 905 00:56:56,897 --> 00:56:58,877 If you urgently need me, again, 906 00:56:58,977 --> 00:57:00,957 then try me again when I'm clearly not busy with something else 907 00:57:01,058 --> 00:57:03,078 that is equally if not more important. 908 00:57:03,178 --> 00:57:04,716 If you would like to just talk, 909 00:57:04,817 --> 00:57:06,477 then I'll call you back when I'm in the right place. 910 00:57:06,576 --> 00:57:08,576 Okay, bye. 911 00:58:30,649 --> 00:58:32,649 To our success. 912 00:58:39,288 --> 00:58:41,288 Jet men! 913 00:58:42,048 --> 00:58:42,948 Hello? 914 00:58:53,287 --> 00:58:55,466 Dongle. Give me dongle. 915 00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:59,406 - Show you my dongle? - Oh, I see. Authenticator. 916 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:05,125 Second. 917 00:59:06,205 --> 00:59:08,105 Uh… one, 918 00:59:08,205 --> 00:59:11,544 eight, nine, five, four, six. 919 00:59:19,283 --> 00:59:22,584 The jet men. They want to break up and fly alone, I think. 920 00:59:22,683 --> 00:59:24,743 Typical jet men. 921 00:59:30,522 --> 00:59:33,363 Split yourselves up. 922 00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:38,902 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ten minutes? 923 00:59:39,002 --> 00:59:41,622 That's too soon. Can we do thirty? 924 00:59:41,721 --> 00:59:44,221 Still haven't told Boss yet. Don't anybody... 925 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,040 - He called me "sir." - Nice. 926 00:59:54,441 --> 00:59:56,620 They want to launch in ten minutes. 927 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,859 But we not tell Boss yet. 928 00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,960 He want to watch from satellite. 929 01:00:00,359 --> 01:00:02,379 Satellite too slow. 930 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,480 They'll never make it. 931 01:00:05,279 --> 01:00:08,138 Fuck it. Let's do it. Let's blow these loads. 932 01:00:08,239 --> 01:00:10,459 - Let's blow this shit. - Let's do it, let's blow it! 933 01:00:10,558 --> 01:00:11,618 Let's blow it. 934 01:00:11,718 --> 01:00:13,538 Yeah, launch missiles in ten. 935 01:00:17,877 --> 01:00:20,298 - Fuck the Boss. - Fuck the Boss. 936 01:00:20,397 --> 01:00:22,477 Fuck the Boss! 937 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,355 - Please identify yourself. - It's Brad, James. C'mon. 938 01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:55,013 James, open the door. C'mon. 939 01:00:55,114 --> 01:00:57,334 Brad who? I know like seven Brads, okay? 940 01:00:57,433 --> 01:00:59,053 Open the fucking door, c'mon! 941 01:00:59,154 --> 01:01:00,854 Please state last name, age, 942 01:01:00,953 --> 01:01:03,013 social security number, and last seven kills. 943 01:01:03,114 --> 01:01:05,252 If you don't let me in right now, I'm gonna tell Suzan 944 01:01:05,352 --> 01:01:07,513 to take away your satellite privileges. Again. 945 01:01:15,951 --> 01:01:19,011 Seriously, James. I don't have time for games. 946 01:01:19,111 --> 01:01:21,732 I told you, I friggin' told you, Brad, it's always the fucking Russians. 947 01:01:21,832 --> 01:01:23,611 Even when it's not the Russians, it's still the Russians. 948 01:01:23,712 --> 01:01:26,290 - We need to find her, James. - Did you say "we"? 949 01:01:26,390 --> 01:01:29,531 Because "we" implies that you'd actually be doing something, but from memory, 950 01:01:29,631 --> 01:01:31,290 you don't even have a computer, Brad, okay? 951 01:01:31,390 --> 01:01:33,410 And I'm always the one stuck in this shithole of a room 952 01:01:33,511 --> 01:01:34,611 doing everything myself! 953 01:01:34,711 --> 01:01:40,189 Okay! Fine, James. You, can you please find her! Please? 954 01:01:42,390 --> 01:01:46,529 Fine! Already have. She's in an abandoned steelworks building outside of town. Here. 955 01:01:46,629 --> 01:01:49,269 That's impossible. How'd you find her so quickly? 956 01:01:50,269 --> 01:01:52,529 Okay, so it's the nanobot dust particles that I've been working on. 957 01:01:52,629 --> 01:01:53,808 Like, billions of them, actually. 958 01:01:53,908 --> 01:01:56,368 They attach themselves to anyone you come into contact with. 959 01:01:56,468 --> 01:01:59,247 Nano what? What're you talking about? 960 01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:00,328 Y'know, the smart dust? 961 01:02:00,428 --> 01:02:04,607 I put some in your aftershave, toothpaste, deodorant, anti-ageing moisture cream… 962 01:02:04,707 --> 01:02:08,047 Okay. And who gave you the authority to do that, James? 963 01:02:08,147 --> 01:02:10,406 I was just thinking that… 964 01:02:10,506 --> 01:02:12,767 Suzan said that I could… Well, I just thought that… 965 01:02:12,866 --> 01:02:13,966 Well, actually… 966 01:02:14,067 --> 01:02:16,006 You just "thought that…" is it? 967 01:02:16,105 --> 01:02:17,886 Look, we're getting off-topic over here, so maybe we should 968 01:02:17,986 --> 01:02:19,086 just focus on the mission at hand? 969 01:02:19,185 --> 01:02:20,846 And so, Veronica's right here, see? 970 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,086 Complete invasion of privacy. 971 01:02:23,185 --> 01:02:24,926 - Okay, so that's her there? - Yes. 972 01:02:25,026 --> 01:02:26,044 - You're sure? - Yep. 973 01:02:26,145 --> 01:02:28,785 Okay. All right. So, next thing. Well… 974 01:02:29,424 --> 01:02:34,524 I need a gun that's, y'know, it's kinda, like, nonlethal. 975 01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:38,163 What?! I mean, Paradise said you were losing your shit, but this, really? 976 01:02:38,263 --> 01:02:40,323 "Nonlethal"? This is some really weird behavior, Brad. 977 01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:43,084 - I'm kinda worried about you, actually. - Come on, James. Whaddya got? 978 01:02:43,183 --> 01:02:45,923 Fine! Okay, yeah, sure, I'll give you some "useless nonlethal bullets" 979 01:02:46,022 --> 01:02:47,323 that, of course, don't even exist 980 01:02:47,423 --> 01:02:48,723 because everyone knows that a projectile 981 01:02:48,823 --> 01:02:51,323 traveling at that velocity or speed will, of course, kill anyone. 982 01:02:51,423 --> 01:02:55,022 But if you really want something, there's a nonlethal gun in that box over there. 983 01:02:57,462 --> 01:02:59,462 Unbelievable. 984 01:03:00,261 --> 01:03:02,261 "Non-death gun. Only use if soft." 985 01:03:02,982 --> 01:03:03,801 Really? 986 01:03:03,902 --> 01:03:05,681 Hey, wha…? What? 987 01:03:05,781 --> 01:03:08,480 What, what, that's… 988 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:10,241 That's it? That's all you got? 989 01:03:10,341 --> 01:03:13,000 - What about this one? This one looks cool. - What do you mean, is that all I got? 990 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:15,361 That's my genius. Know how long that thing took me to make?! 991 01:03:15,461 --> 01:03:17,460 Okay! Fine, how does it work? 992 01:03:17,939 --> 01:03:19,939 Fuck's sake, Brad! 993 01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:22,460 Just press this button over here… 994 01:03:22,939 --> 01:03:27,038 What have I told you about that? Don't do that, I told you that's weird. Okay. 995 01:03:27,138 --> 01:03:28,479 Just press this button over here, okay? 996 01:03:28,578 --> 01:03:31,038 So the gun will discharge a small wave of targeted energy 997 01:03:31,138 --> 01:03:32,959 that'll act like a taser, knocking them out. 998 01:03:33,058 --> 01:03:36,497 What, so this is exactly what I just asked you for? 999 01:03:37,618 --> 01:03:39,618 - James? - Whatever. 1000 01:03:40,018 --> 01:03:41,837 - Okay, fine! - Remember one thing, okay? 1001 01:03:41,937 --> 01:03:43,598 Do not turn the gun on full. 1002 01:03:43,698 --> 01:03:47,037 Okay, fine. What happens if I do turn it on full? 1003 01:03:47,136 --> 01:03:48,557 I don't actually know. 1004 01:03:48,656 --> 01:03:51,156 Possibly some long-term, probably permanent damage 1005 01:03:51,256 --> 01:03:54,716 to the body, eyes, ears, heart, anus. 1006 01:03:54,817 --> 01:03:56,556 Anus? What do you mean, anus? 1007 01:03:56,656 --> 01:03:58,556 I dunno, Brad, just trying to cover my bases, okay? 1008 01:03:58,656 --> 01:04:00,875 Just listen to what I say. Don't turn it on full. 1009 01:04:00,975 --> 01:04:06,555 Just to confirm: nonlethal gun, unlimited bullets, just don't use it on full. 1010 01:04:06,654 --> 01:04:08,674 Once again, I showed it to Head Office, 1011 01:04:08,774 --> 01:04:11,395 and they just think it's a toy. I mean, seriously, c'mon! 1012 01:04:11,495 --> 01:04:14,194 Look at me. Do I look like someone who plays with toys to you? 1013 01:04:14,294 --> 01:04:15,794 - Well, I… - I think not! 1014 01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:17,993 Whatever. Okay, tell me. 1015 01:04:18,093 --> 01:04:19,593 What am I walking into here? 1016 01:04:19,694 --> 01:04:22,073 You had one job, Jennifer, one job! 1017 01:04:22,174 --> 01:04:23,953 How could you fuck this up? 1018 01:04:24,053 --> 01:04:26,493 Call yourself a trainee spy. 1019 01:04:27,212 --> 01:04:28,433 You're pathetic. 1020 01:04:30,252 --> 01:04:32,033 How much do you bench-press? 1021 01:04:32,133 --> 01:04:34,133 Shh. 1022 01:04:34,573 --> 01:04:39,412 - Jennifer. - Suzan. I have a small update for you. 1023 01:04:40,571 --> 01:04:41,991 Trident took Brad's girl. 1024 01:04:42,091 --> 01:04:44,091 Paradise is missing. 1025 01:04:44,812 --> 01:04:49,191 The missiles are in the air, and the Dog Walker is gone. 1026 01:04:49,290 --> 01:04:50,511 - Again. - I'll fucking kill him! 1027 01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:52,071 Don't touch him, he's mine. 1028 01:04:52,171 --> 01:04:53,551 What happened with Brad? 1029 01:04:53,651 --> 01:04:55,191 He's gone after his girl. 1030 01:04:55,290 --> 01:04:59,149 Oh for God's sakes! What about these hypersonic thingies? 1031 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:02,509 What's he doing about those? I can't be doing everything around here! 1032 01:05:02,609 --> 01:05:05,470 Find these Russian idiots, and get that code! 1033 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:06,388 I'm on it. 1034 01:05:06,489 --> 01:05:08,388 You know what? I'm just gonna call Brad right now. 1035 01:05:08,489 --> 01:05:10,489 Shut the fuck up, Natasha! 1036 01:05:11,129 --> 01:05:13,308 You're not the only one with problems, you know! 1037 01:05:13,408 --> 01:05:16,247 I'm sorry. That was harsh. Love is hard. 1038 01:05:22,607 --> 01:05:25,908 Squad, move out. No sudden movements. Keep quiet. 1039 01:05:26,008 --> 01:05:27,466 Davis, is that a knife? 1040 01:05:27,567 --> 01:05:30,027 - Where's your gun?! - I don't need it. 1041 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:33,667 Shit. Shut the fuck up. Right, move, move, move! 1042 01:05:33,767 --> 01:05:35,767 Everybody, stay in formation. 1043 01:05:38,846 --> 01:05:40,846 Here he is! Over here! 1044 01:05:41,966 --> 01:05:43,866 James, I'm walking into the compound. 1045 01:05:43,966 --> 01:05:46,064 You got eyes on me? I need to know what I'm walking into here. 1046 01:05:46,165 --> 01:05:47,865 Copy. I've deployed the triplets. 1047 01:05:47,964 --> 01:05:49,424 Approaching location. 1048 01:05:51,805 --> 01:05:53,904 This place is filthy! 1049 01:05:54,004 --> 01:05:56,004 - Have you had your tetanus shot? - I haven't. 1050 01:05:58,524 --> 01:06:00,464 Hey, guys, wait up! 1051 01:06:00,564 --> 01:06:03,203 - Brad, Suzan wants to talk to you. - Well, I really don't wanna talk to her. 1052 01:06:04,604 --> 01:06:05,544 Patching you through now. 1053 01:06:05,644 --> 01:06:07,643 Bradly, where are you? 1054 01:06:09,482 --> 01:06:11,542 Lots of windy noise. 1055 01:06:11,643 --> 01:06:14,763 Just wondering what your plan is about these hypersonic missiles. 1056 01:06:17,122 --> 01:06:20,102 C'mon, everybody knows how much I make this shit up as I go! 1057 01:06:20,201 --> 01:06:23,341 You know what, I'm pretty pissed that nobody's asking me 1058 01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:25,462 about how my girlfriend's doing right now. 1059 01:06:25,562 --> 01:06:26,500 I mean, seriously. 1060 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:30,781 It's just these missiles are in the sky right now, Bradley. 1061 01:06:30,881 --> 01:06:32,881 So things are a little tight. 1062 01:06:40,439 --> 01:06:42,460 Any idea who's behind this? 1063 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,020 Well, Suzan, my guess... whoa! 1064 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,979 Jesus! 1065 01:06:48,239 --> 01:06:50,859 …from the intel which I gathered myself 1066 01:06:50,959 --> 01:06:52,698 is that there are seven hypersonic missiles 1067 01:06:52,799 --> 01:06:54,939 heading for agency locations around the world. 1068 01:06:55,038 --> 01:06:58,417 So, Trident is an ex-spy who's seeking revenge 1069 01:06:58,518 --> 01:07:00,538 for some past wrongdoing by me. 1070 01:07:00,638 --> 01:07:02,258 Which, of course, I have no recollection of, 1071 01:07:02,357 --> 01:07:04,178 and can't recall such an event. 1072 01:07:04,278 --> 01:07:08,417 But really, this is just some elaborate plan of hers to distract me 1073 01:07:08,517 --> 01:07:10,057 so I don't foil the Russian plot 1074 01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:12,017 to take down the agency 1075 01:07:12,116 --> 01:07:14,817 with seven hypersonic missiles. 1076 01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:17,935 Now if you don't mind, Suzan, I've really gotta go, okay? 1077 01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:20,035 I'm right in the middle of something here. 1078 01:07:22,196 --> 01:07:24,196 Here we go. 1079 01:08:05,551 --> 01:08:07,410 So, I'm picking up a lot of heat signatures. 1080 01:08:07,511 --> 01:08:09,330 I suggest using super caution. 1081 01:08:09,431 --> 01:08:11,431 Yeah, let's do that, shall we? 1082 01:08:15,511 --> 01:08:18,030 James. Naughty boy. 1083 01:08:23,990 --> 01:08:26,349 - What the hell?! - Candy offline. 1084 01:08:28,068 --> 01:08:30,509 - Cherry offline. - What the hell?! 1085 01:08:37,108 --> 01:08:38,808 Crystal offline. 1086 01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:39,968 What happened? 1087 01:08:40,068 --> 01:08:44,128 They shot my babies. They shot my babies! Oh my God, Oh my God! 1088 01:08:44,228 --> 01:08:45,808 I can't believe they just did that! 1089 01:08:48,787 --> 01:08:51,947 Just… I need a minute. I need… 1090 01:08:52,947 --> 01:08:56,047 James! I'm gonna buy you some new ones. 1091 01:08:56,147 --> 01:08:58,686 No! See that's what it is with all you spies! 1092 01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,526 We're all replaceable. Well, I'm not, okay? 1093 01:09:00,626 --> 01:09:02,626 And neither are my drones! 1094 01:09:04,786 --> 01:09:07,285 Well, I mean, technically my drones are, but I'm not! 1095 01:09:07,385 --> 01:09:10,825 Seriously, these drones are becoming a real issue. Just relax! 1096 01:09:19,384 --> 01:09:21,483 James? It would really help to know what room she's in! 1097 01:09:21,584 --> 01:09:24,044 I'm working on it, Brad! 1098 01:10:11,299 --> 01:10:13,438 Okay, I'm scanning the perimeter now. Got the missiles too. 1099 01:10:13,539 --> 01:10:16,159 The hypersonics are aiming at the seven agency buildings around the world. 1100 01:10:16,259 --> 01:10:17,638 See? I mean, I called that. 1101 01:10:17,737 --> 01:10:19,918 - I so fucking called that! - Whatever, Brad. 1102 01:10:20,018 --> 01:10:23,117 Well, which one is it, James?! Seriously. 1103 01:10:30,177 --> 01:10:31,876 Walker? 1104 01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:33,197 Now is good time. 1105 01:10:33,297 --> 01:10:37,157 No, now is a really terrible time. How the hell did you find me? 1106 01:10:37,257 --> 01:10:40,356 I hack into nanobot from your hair, and trace signal. 1107 01:10:40,456 --> 01:10:43,116 You hacked through six layers of encryption that James… 1108 01:10:43,215 --> 01:10:44,635 You know what? It doesn't matter. 1109 01:10:44,736 --> 01:10:46,736 I don't have time for this. 1110 01:10:57,255 --> 01:10:59,254 Are you trying to hurt me? 1111 01:10:59,733 --> 01:11:01,674 I'm confused! 1112 01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,954 That really fucking hurt, Walker! 1113 01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:08,053 Fuck. 1114 01:11:08,813 --> 01:11:10,313 Now is time to die. 1115 01:11:10,413 --> 01:11:13,072 I crush your penis with my bare hand! 1116 01:11:13,173 --> 01:11:16,112 Okay, that is a super weird thing to say, but... 1117 01:11:16,213 --> 01:11:19,032 Oh, c'mon, c'mon, okay, I'm pretty sure 1118 01:11:19,132 --> 01:11:23,052 that Natasha would want us to talk about this. 1119 01:11:25,852 --> 01:11:27,352 Stop touching tip! 1120 01:11:27,452 --> 01:11:29,451 Okay, fine. Before you kill me, 1121 01:11:30,531 --> 01:11:32,991 Natasha really wanted me to give you something. 1122 01:11:33,090 --> 01:11:34,351 Just getting it out of my pocket. 1123 01:11:34,451 --> 01:11:38,370 She really wanted you to have this, okay? 1124 01:11:43,730 --> 01:11:45,809 What the…? Walker? 1125 01:11:49,528 --> 01:11:50,789 Walker? 1126 01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:51,709 Walker? 1127 01:11:57,808 --> 01:11:59,388 You so funny! 1128 01:11:59,487 --> 01:12:04,848 Ah, this is super-weird, so I'm just gonna knock you out, if that's okay. 1129 01:12:10,447 --> 01:12:12,427 I just love her so much. 1130 01:12:12,527 --> 01:12:14,387 Love is tough. 1131 01:12:14,487 --> 01:12:16,487 She too good for... 1132 01:12:17,327 --> 01:12:19,925 I'm going to fucking kill you! 1133 01:12:21,646 --> 01:12:25,226 Pop! Pop, it's… hi! 1134 01:12:25,326 --> 01:12:27,705 Please, don't let them see me. 1135 01:12:27,804 --> 01:12:28,985 Please, Pop! 1136 01:12:29,085 --> 01:12:31,085 I'm gonna do this for both of us, okay? 1137 01:12:36,285 --> 01:12:39,504 What the fuck?! James, where are you?! 1138 01:12:39,604 --> 01:12:41,664 Did you see that, that was super-crazy! 1139 01:12:41,764 --> 01:12:42,824 I was in the toilet, Brad, okay? 1140 01:12:42,924 --> 01:12:46,364 James? Where the hell are you, seriously? 1141 01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:55,423 What does this guy actually look like? 1142 01:12:55,523 --> 01:12:57,862 - Never seen him before. - I heard he's got a nice ass. 1143 01:13:00,322 --> 01:13:02,862 Brad? Oh my God, please don't hurt me! 1144 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:05,862 You're… you're the one pointing the rifle at me, so… 1145 01:13:05,961 --> 01:13:09,181 Oh, of course, man, sorry. It's my first day, man. 1146 01:13:09,281 --> 01:13:11,141 I get to meet you, I'm such a huge fan. 1147 01:13:11,241 --> 01:13:12,380 I was just calling my wife. 1148 01:13:12,481 --> 01:13:14,741 I can't believe I get to catch Brad my first night. 1149 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,221 Better put my mask on, excuse me. 1150 01:13:16,321 --> 01:13:18,980 Oh God, so much dust around here. You have dust in your eyes? 1151 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,460 I don't understand… 1152 01:13:21,559 --> 01:13:23,500 Hold that thought, Brad. 1153 01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:24,500 Ah... ah...! 1154 01:13:24,599 --> 01:13:26,599 You okay? 1155 01:13:29,719 --> 01:13:32,059 I didn't get you, did I? I'm so sorry, man. 1156 01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:34,019 - I almost killed you. - That was close, huh? 1157 01:13:34,119 --> 01:13:35,979 Lovely to meet you. Say hello to your wife for me. 1158 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,077 What? 1159 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:44,838 Brad, there is definitely someone in the room right now. 1160 01:13:46,278 --> 01:13:49,916 The presence. I can feel it. 1161 01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:55,916 Oh my God, Lollipop?! Is that you? 1162 01:13:56,517 --> 01:13:59,436 I've wanted to meet you for such a long time. Oh my God. 1163 01:14:00,956 --> 01:14:02,536 It's so great! 1164 01:14:02,635 --> 01:14:06,316 Hi, James. Trident says hello. 1165 01:14:07,556 --> 01:14:10,615 I like your drones. 1166 01:14:10,715 --> 01:14:12,715 Oh my God, really? You like my drones? 1167 01:14:13,195 --> 01:14:15,535 Oh, this is so exciting, I can't believe it. 1168 01:14:15,635 --> 01:14:17,135 Oh, it's the best day ever! 1169 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:19,233 Sort of. 1170 01:14:22,114 --> 01:14:23,813 - Bomb will explode… - Veronica! 1171 01:14:23,914 --> 01:14:26,374 - …In 20 seconds. - Timers. 1172 01:14:26,474 --> 01:14:28,473 Veronica! Hey, Veronica! 1173 01:14:29,233 --> 01:14:31,373 Come on, this is completely overkill. 1174 01:14:31,473 --> 01:14:32,532 Fifteen… 1175 01:14:32,633 --> 01:14:34,773 Veronica, you need to wake up. Please. 1176 01:14:34,873 --> 01:14:37,233 Twelve, eleven, ten… 1177 01:14:38,032 --> 01:14:41,352 - Shit, shit, shit! Veronica. - Nine, eight, seven, six… 1178 01:14:42,272 --> 01:14:46,692 Five, four, three, two, one. 1179 01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:48,771 Villain chair activated. 1180 01:14:48,871 --> 01:14:51,010 New timer activated. Good luck! 1181 01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:52,771 Goddammit! 1182 01:14:52,871 --> 01:14:54,090 Damn villain chairs. 1183 01:14:54,191 --> 01:14:56,130 Seriously. 1184 01:14:56,231 --> 01:14:58,250 James, where the hell are you? 1185 01:14:58,349 --> 01:15:00,349 Dammit! 1186 01:15:02,190 --> 01:15:03,610 Hey! 1187 01:15:03,710 --> 01:15:05,970 Look, I know this is super random, but if you're about to kill me, 1188 01:15:06,070 --> 01:15:07,410 can I please just get a selfie with you? 1189 01:15:07,510 --> 01:15:09,729 Oh, don't hurt me! Please, don't hurt me. 1190 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:14,289 - You know I can't do that. - I'm just such a big fan. 1191 01:15:14,389 --> 01:15:18,169 What you did in Bosnia and Korea was just, Oh my God, so incredible! 1192 01:15:18,269 --> 01:15:19,688 Oh my God! 1193 01:15:19,788 --> 01:15:21,808 I just have… I have a pretty big crush on you. 1194 01:15:21,907 --> 01:15:23,968 So it'd be really, really great if I could get that selfie! 1195 01:15:27,308 --> 01:15:29,927 If I could just get that selfie with you it'd be really great... 1196 01:15:47,346 --> 01:15:49,345 You want to check my… 1197 01:15:50,465 --> 01:15:52,525 Yeah, you like that? 1198 01:16:02,903 --> 01:16:05,804 Veronica, I really need you to wake up! 1199 01:16:05,903 --> 01:16:07,903 Please? Veronica? 1200 01:16:09,503 --> 01:16:11,123 Hello, Bradly. 1201 01:16:11,223 --> 01:16:13,043 How are you? 1202 01:16:13,143 --> 01:16:15,443 I'm… okay, I guess? 1203 01:16:15,543 --> 01:16:18,123 As you're aware, seven missiles are now 1204 01:16:18,223 --> 01:16:20,442 targeting the agency buildings around the world. 1205 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:22,602 What is it that you want? 1206 01:16:22,702 --> 01:16:24,702 Just having a little fun. 1207 01:16:25,461 --> 01:16:27,822 The bomb vest on the girl is connected to her heart. 1208 01:16:29,101 --> 01:16:30,961 If she dies, the vest will deactivate. 1209 01:16:31,061 --> 01:16:34,601 If you move your arms or get up from the chair, 1210 01:16:34,701 --> 01:16:36,701 kaboom. 1211 01:16:37,101 --> 01:16:39,740 James, where the hell are you?! C'mon, we're running outta time here. 1212 01:16:48,099 --> 01:16:49,199 Time to die. 1213 01:16:49,299 --> 01:16:51,299 Can we talk? Can we please just talk? Please? 1214 01:16:53,099 --> 01:16:54,519 Can we talk? Please, can we just talk? 1215 01:16:54,619 --> 01:16:56,079 Can we just talk? Please? 1216 01:16:56,179 --> 01:16:57,839 No, I don't wanna die, please! 1217 01:16:57,938 --> 01:16:59,938 Wait. One last request? 1218 01:17:00,418 --> 01:17:02,918 The headphones. Can you please just put them on? 1219 01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:05,018 I don't wanna hear the sound of the bullet before it kills me. 1220 01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:08,518 No, that's wrong. 1221 01:17:08,617 --> 01:17:11,817 The saying goes that you don't hear the sound of the bullet that kills you. 1222 01:17:12,376 --> 01:17:14,517 Ah, no, I don't think that's right. 1223 01:17:14,617 --> 01:17:16,637 - It's right. - Ah, no, it's not. 1224 01:17:16,737 --> 01:17:17,916 Well, I think it's right. 1225 01:17:18,017 --> 01:17:19,236 No, it's definitely not right. 1226 01:17:19,336 --> 01:17:21,336 It is, most definitely, right. 1227 01:17:21,816 --> 01:17:24,456 James, where the hell are you?! C'mon, we're running outta time here. 1228 01:17:25,016 --> 01:17:27,016 Veronica, wake up, please! 1229 01:17:28,736 --> 01:17:30,715 Veronica, I've got this, okay? 1230 01:17:30,815 --> 01:17:33,075 - Brad? - Hey, it's me. It's Brad. 1231 01:17:33,175 --> 01:17:37,995 Need you to look at me, stay calm, and pay no attention to what's strapped to you. 1232 01:17:38,095 --> 01:17:39,874 - Brad, what is it? - It's nothing. 1233 01:17:39,974 --> 01:17:42,193 - Well, I think it's a bomb. - Yeah, okay, it is a bomb. 1234 01:17:42,294 --> 01:17:44,994 Veronica, I need you to stay calm! Just breathe. 1235 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:46,313 - Stay calm, okay? - Get it off. 1236 01:17:46,414 --> 01:17:48,273 - Get it off. - Nothing is gonna happen to you. 1237 01:17:48,374 --> 01:17:51,153 I promise, okay? I'm gonna get us outta this, all right? 1238 01:17:51,253 --> 01:17:53,253 What is that clock counting down to? 1239 01:17:54,013 --> 01:17:55,233 That one? 1240 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:57,593 It's best not to pay attention to clocks in these situations. 1241 01:17:57,693 --> 01:17:58,673 These situations? 1242 01:17:58,773 --> 01:18:00,772 Brutal truth? 1243 01:18:01,132 --> 01:18:04,312 I don't sell candles, and, in fact, I don't even like candles much. 1244 01:18:04,412 --> 01:18:05,952 They just start too many house fires, y'know? 1245 01:18:06,052 --> 01:18:07,512 - Brad. - Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. 1246 01:18:07,612 --> 01:18:10,611 Brutal truth, there's some things I need to tell you. 1247 01:18:11,211 --> 01:18:12,311 I'm a spy. 1248 01:18:12,411 --> 01:18:14,191 And this here is just a, you know, 1249 01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:17,031 stock-standard spy puzzle that I need to solve. 1250 01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:19,031 - What? - A spy puzzle. 1251 01:18:19,130 --> 01:18:22,429 Y'know? Like right now it's a lose-lose, I need to turn it into a win-lose. 1252 01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:23,630 The hard part's getting to a win-win. 1253 01:18:23,730 --> 01:18:25,309 But I'm actually pretty good at this stuff. 1254 01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:28,110 - I can't breathe! - No, just breathe! 1255 01:18:28,210 --> 01:18:29,829 James! 1256 01:18:29,929 --> 01:18:31,749 I have the gun. I say it's right, so it's right. 1257 01:18:31,849 --> 01:18:32,669 No, it's not, 1258 01:18:32,769 --> 01:18:34,709 because even with a headshot, you can still hear the sound of the... 1259 01:18:34,809 --> 01:18:38,028 - It's not important, doesn't matter. - Fine. I'll use my sword, then. 1260 01:18:38,129 --> 01:18:39,428 No, no, no, no, no! 1261 01:18:39,528 --> 01:18:41,188 The gun's good. Gun's good. Just, headphones, please? 1262 01:18:41,288 --> 01:18:43,288 Please? Headphones. 1263 01:18:45,008 --> 01:18:47,008 All right. Be gentle. 1264 01:18:48,968 --> 01:18:51,407 You can just see the bullet. 1265 01:18:52,687 --> 01:18:54,687 No, no. What does that mean? 1266 01:18:57,567 --> 01:18:59,566 Here comes the boom. 1267 01:19:03,246 --> 01:19:06,366 My God, it's working. Oh my God, it's working! 1268 01:19:06,965 --> 01:19:08,385 It's working, everybody! 1269 01:19:08,486 --> 01:19:11,465 Oh my God, did you see that? Oh, wait, there's nobody here. 1270 01:19:11,565 --> 01:19:13,184 Dammit, why is there nobody here?! 1271 01:19:13,285 --> 01:19:15,825 This is so great. I can't believe it's working! 1272 01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:20,443 Wait, man, whoa! Oh man! What's happening? 1273 01:19:21,604 --> 01:19:22,704 So sensitive! 1274 01:19:22,804 --> 01:19:24,804 Best day ever! Best day ever! 1275 01:19:29,164 --> 01:19:31,163 Drink this. 1276 01:19:55,241 --> 01:19:57,021 All right. Find it, some kind of dongle. 1277 01:19:57,121 --> 01:19:58,461 I not touch his dongle. 1278 01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:00,580 No, like one of those bank thingies, you know? 1279 01:20:00,679 --> 01:20:02,660 Check the pockets, quick! 1280 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:04,760 - I think I found something. - James! 1281 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,740 Brad… 1282 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,019 What the…?! 1283 01:20:10,119 --> 01:20:11,259 Iris, call James. 1284 01:20:11,358 --> 01:20:12,339 I'm scared. 1285 01:20:12,438 --> 01:20:13,979 Please, look at me. Stay calm, Veronica. 1286 01:20:14,079 --> 01:20:15,938 You're not gonna die. Nobody's gonna die. 1287 01:20:16,039 --> 01:20:22,318 Well, somebody's definitely gonna get it, but… Veronica? Veronica! 1288 01:20:23,918 --> 01:20:26,577 Iris, I need you to start a timer. One minute and thirty seconds from now. 1289 01:20:26,678 --> 01:20:27,657 I'm back, baby. 1290 01:20:27,758 --> 01:20:30,897 James, get me out of these villain chairs now. 1291 01:20:30,996 --> 01:20:32,737 Hey, you have no idea what just happened to me, okay? 1292 01:20:32,836 --> 01:20:35,217 And once again, you're not even asking because it's always about you! 1293 01:20:35,317 --> 01:20:37,557 James, please, can you just help me? 1294 01:20:39,077 --> 01:20:41,255 Iris, I need you to get us out of these damn villain chairs. 1295 01:20:41,356 --> 01:20:43,016 She can't, Brad. She's not powerful enough. 1296 01:20:43,116 --> 01:20:45,056 Okay, well, do something then! 1297 01:20:45,156 --> 01:20:46,616 Satellite's too slow, we'll never make it. 1298 01:20:46,715 --> 01:20:48,776 Unless I build a new hacking app. 1299 01:20:48,876 --> 01:20:51,455 Which I have, by the way, because I actually look ahead… 1300 01:20:51,554 --> 01:20:54,915 James, get me out of these villain chairs now! 1301 01:20:57,955 --> 01:20:59,495 - Open his eyes. - Okay. 1302 01:20:59,595 --> 01:21:01,214 Yes, it worked! I have to call Brad. 1303 01:21:01,313 --> 01:21:03,313 Do it, just do it! 1304 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:07,554 - Done. - Villain chair deactivated. 1305 01:21:08,954 --> 01:21:10,952 Okay. 1306 01:21:12,952 --> 01:21:13,853 Veronica. 1307 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:15,293 Hey. 1308 01:21:15,393 --> 01:21:17,393 Okay. Dammit. 1309 01:21:18,353 --> 01:21:20,012 I need an activation code now! 1310 01:21:20,112 --> 01:21:22,331 Jennifer's on the line with some missile deactivation codes. 1311 01:21:22,432 --> 01:21:24,092 In fact, she's got incredible timing. Seriously, incredible. 1312 01:21:24,192 --> 01:21:26,132 God damn it, James! Put me through! 1313 01:21:26,232 --> 01:21:29,211 Brad! You need to enter in the following numbers. 1314 01:21:29,312 --> 01:21:30,291 Give me the damn number. 1315 01:21:30,391 --> 01:21:31,411 Seven, one, eight… 1316 01:21:31,510 --> 01:21:33,331 What is the number? 1317 01:21:33,431 --> 01:21:35,431 Seven, one, eight… 1318 01:21:36,670 --> 01:21:38,331 Stop that, what're you doing? 1319 01:21:38,431 --> 01:21:39,731 Eight, I said eight! 1320 01:21:39,831 --> 01:21:41,450 Just tell me the damn code. 1321 01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:43,809 - I am telling you the code. - I can't hear you. 1322 01:21:43,910 --> 01:21:46,010 Two, one, six, nine, six, nine. 1323 01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:47,090 It didn't work! 1324 01:21:47,190 --> 01:21:48,410 Hang on, just wait! 1325 01:21:48,510 --> 01:21:49,490 Oh, God, it's changing! 1326 01:21:49,590 --> 01:21:51,608 Just tell me the damn number, Jennifer! 1327 01:21:51,709 --> 01:21:55,129 - Two, one, four, seven, five, nine. - Nine, eight, seven. 1328 01:21:55,229 --> 01:21:57,608 - Did it work? Brad? - Six., five, four. 1329 01:21:57,709 --> 01:21:58,769 - Three. - Brad? 1330 01:21:58,869 --> 01:22:00,867 Two. One. 1331 01:22:09,148 --> 01:22:10,487 Okay, yes! 1332 01:22:10,586 --> 01:22:12,327 Oh, thank God, it worked! 1333 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:16,887 Okay. Iris. James? James, why is Iris dead? 1334 01:22:16,987 --> 01:22:18,847 I had to kill her. Side effect I'm working on. 1335 01:22:18,947 --> 01:22:20,246 She couldn't handle a big load. 1336 01:22:20,346 --> 01:22:22,806 Oh no. I need you to start Veronica's heart. 1337 01:22:22,906 --> 01:22:25,366 Oh, yeah, sure. Let me just whip out my instant heart starter 1338 01:22:25,465 --> 01:22:27,005 - and teleport it over. - James, c'mon. 1339 01:22:27,106 --> 01:22:29,566 The gun, I dunno? Maybe just turn it on full? 1340 01:22:29,666 --> 01:22:31,565 On full? I thought you said that would kill someone. 1341 01:22:31,665 --> 01:22:32,925 She's already dead. 1342 01:22:33,025 --> 01:22:35,205 Okay, good point. What's the worst that can happen? 1343 01:22:35,304 --> 01:22:37,385 I dunno, okay? Maybe just, I don't know. 1344 01:22:37,945 --> 01:22:40,604 Well, worst case, she could explode. 1345 01:22:40,704 --> 01:22:42,924 - Explode?! Fuck! - Could get messy. 1346 01:22:43,023 --> 01:22:44,604 Just press it right up to her chest. Maybe. 1347 01:22:44,704 --> 01:22:47,964 Actually, I dunno, just do whatever feels natural for you. 1348 01:22:48,063 --> 01:22:50,463 Please work, 'cause I really, really like you. 1349 01:23:11,821 --> 01:23:13,821 Veronica? 1350 01:23:15,821 --> 01:23:18,420 Hey, Veronica. Hey. 1351 01:23:21,099 --> 01:23:22,960 Hey. 1352 01:23:23,059 --> 01:23:25,059 What happened? 1353 01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:26,760 It's a long story. 1354 01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:29,820 I'll explain it on the train ride home. 1355 01:23:38,019 --> 01:23:40,419 Thank you, James. I really mean that. 1356 01:23:41,178 --> 01:23:43,598 Really? I really appreciate that, Brad, 1357 01:23:43,697 --> 01:23:45,838 'cause, you know, I just feel really undervalued down here, 1358 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:47,758 and I feel like no one appreciates all the work that I do, 1359 01:23:47,858 --> 01:23:49,318 and I do so much around here, 1360 01:23:49,418 --> 01:23:50,797 and people just think I'm this, like, 1361 01:23:50,897 --> 01:23:54,257 really weird, creepy hacker… Brad? 1362 01:23:55,777 --> 01:23:57,777 Brad? 1363 01:23:59,496 --> 01:24:00,715 Fucking Brad! 1364 01:24:02,656 --> 01:24:04,656 What the fuck?! 1365 01:24:12,495 --> 01:24:14,315 You just need to go for it, you know? 1366 01:24:14,415 --> 01:24:17,474 And I feel like… I just really feel like we have something here. 1367 01:24:17,575 --> 01:24:18,715 I know I'm being forward. 1368 01:24:18,815 --> 01:24:20,813 I do. I know I'm being forward, but… 1369 01:24:21,813 --> 01:24:22,634 Will you marry me? 1370 01:24:22,733 --> 01:24:24,153 Don't say anything! Don't say anything! Shh. 1371 01:24:24,254 --> 01:24:26,994 Just feel it. Just feel it. Look at me. 1372 01:24:27,094 --> 01:24:29,474 You are gonna love it down here. 1373 01:24:29,574 --> 01:24:30,873 Shh, shh. 1374 01:24:30,973 --> 01:24:33,952 Just let the emotion flow through you. Just shh. Breathe. 1375 01:24:35,572 --> 01:24:36,913 Shh, it's okay, it's okay. 1376 01:24:37,013 --> 01:24:38,313 I'll protect you. 1377 01:24:38,413 --> 01:24:41,331 I have drones. I'll protect you. 1378 01:24:43,092 --> 01:24:45,092 Shh! 1379 01:25:07,050 --> 01:25:08,790 - Suzan. - Bradly. 1380 01:25:08,889 --> 01:25:10,889 How are we feeling? 1381 01:25:12,489 --> 01:25:17,309 I feel good. I mean, I feel really good, y'know? 1382 01:25:17,409 --> 01:25:18,989 And Veronica? 1383 01:25:19,089 --> 01:25:21,068 Oh, she's great, you know? 1384 01:25:21,168 --> 01:25:24,068 Busy doing girl stuff, very busy. 1385 01:25:24,168 --> 01:25:26,668 But, you know, organizing the wedding, so. 1386 01:25:26,768 --> 01:25:28,308 She is, is she? 1387 01:25:31,287 --> 01:25:35,547 Yeah! And don't worry, okay? 1388 01:25:35,647 --> 01:25:37,307 She is not gonna say anything. 1389 01:25:37,407 --> 01:25:39,187 I mean, she really appreciates what I do. 1390 01:25:39,287 --> 01:25:41,226 The killing? 1391 01:25:41,326 --> 01:25:43,885 All the killing, the spying, the lying. 1392 01:25:44,766 --> 01:25:48,066 She doesn't mind you hanging out with those super slender, sexy spy girls 1393 01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:49,746 all the time? 1394 01:25:49,846 --> 01:25:51,845 No, not a problem. 1395 01:25:52,165 --> 01:25:54,105 Good for you. 1396 01:25:54,205 --> 01:25:56,205 And her, I guess. 1397 01:25:56,845 --> 01:25:58,184 Off to Russia you go. 1398 01:25:58,285 --> 01:26:00,224 I know you hate these plutonium missions, 1399 01:26:00,325 --> 01:26:02,584 but nobody knows the Russians like you do, Bradly. 1400 01:26:02,684 --> 01:26:06,784 It's actually my pleasure. Not a problem. I got this. 1401 01:26:09,364 --> 01:26:12,103 So, I guess I should go. 1402 01:26:12,202 --> 01:26:14,383 - Okay. - Okay. 1403 01:26:14,483 --> 01:26:18,903 - Oh, and this is for you. - Oh. 1404 01:26:19,003 --> 01:26:20,343 An invitation to my wedding. 1405 01:26:20,443 --> 01:26:22,022 Wouldn't be the same without you. 1406 01:26:22,121 --> 01:26:23,142 Aww. 1407 01:26:23,242 --> 01:26:24,822 Oh, James is gonna be there. 1408 01:26:24,922 --> 01:26:26,862 Really? 1409 01:26:26,961 --> 01:26:29,782 Oh. Other James. 1410 01:26:29,882 --> 01:26:31,880 Oh. 1411 01:26:33,001 --> 01:26:34,861 - Of course. - Yeah. 1412 01:26:34,961 --> 01:26:37,281 He really needs a new toy shop, so… 1413 01:26:38,281 --> 01:26:40,281 Sure. No problem. 1414 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:42,340 Bye, now. 1415 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:45,440 Enjoy Russia. I hear it's below 30. 1416 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,800 Minus 40, actually, Suzan. 1417 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:52,219 But you know what? When you're as happy as I am, 1418 01:26:52,318 --> 01:26:53,459 I mean, does it really matter? 1419 01:26:53,559 --> 01:26:54,818 I don't think so. 1420 01:26:57,639 --> 01:26:59,099 Okay. Bye, Suzan. 1421 01:26:59,199 --> 01:27:01,199 - Ta-ta. - Okay. Okay, bye. 1422 01:27:26,715 --> 01:27:28,896 Break. 1423 01:27:28,996 --> 01:27:31,655 Not bad. How do you feel? 1424 01:27:31,755 --> 01:27:35,695 I feel fucking great. So, what's the deal with you and Walker? 1425 01:27:35,795 --> 01:27:38,054 Oh, very good. 1426 01:27:38,155 --> 01:27:43,454 Hit him one way, he does the dishes. Hit him another way, he gets so horny. 1427 01:27:43,554 --> 01:27:46,974 Hit him again, he falls asleep! He's the perfect man. 1428 01:27:47,074 --> 01:27:49,174 You're just lucky I haven't killed him yet. 1429 01:27:49,273 --> 01:27:50,974 I kill you first! 1430 01:27:51,074 --> 01:27:51,933 Bring it on. 1431 01:27:52,032 --> 01:27:54,333 - Enough talking, let's get in the ring. - Bring it. 1432 01:28:46,228 --> 01:28:48,088 Brad? 1433 01:28:48,188 --> 01:28:49,808 Lucy. 1434 01:28:49,907 --> 01:28:51,647 Or should I say, Trident? 1435 01:28:51,746 --> 01:28:52,967 Thought I had you there for a minute. 1436 01:28:53,067 --> 01:28:54,407 Seriously, why? 1437 01:28:54,507 --> 01:28:56,507 You know why. 1438 01:28:56,987 --> 01:28:57,887 What, Mexico? 1439 01:28:57,987 --> 01:28:59,327 You were supposed to have my back. 1440 01:28:59,427 --> 01:29:01,806 I did have your back, Lucy. 1441 01:29:01,906 --> 01:29:03,526 The minute that we finished the mission, 1442 01:29:03,626 --> 01:29:06,406 you just had to have a drinking competition with Mexicans! 1443 01:29:06,505 --> 01:29:07,686 In Mexico. 1444 01:29:07,786 --> 01:29:08,806 With tequila. 1445 01:29:08,906 --> 01:29:11,206 Okay, I know what happened, and that's not it. 1446 01:29:11,306 --> 01:29:13,684 You know what, I don't think you do, you were completely wasted. 1447 01:29:13,785 --> 01:29:17,085 Do you remember falling in the fire and nearly burning your face? 1448 01:29:17,184 --> 01:29:19,804 You left me for dead. All of you. You and the agency. 1449 01:29:19,905 --> 01:29:22,844 No, we didn't, Lucy. I called the medevac. 1450 01:29:22,943 --> 01:29:25,684 And then when you were so high on peyote you dared yourself 1451 01:29:25,784 --> 01:29:29,124 to jump out the helicopter into a river, which you did by the way… 1452 01:29:29,224 --> 01:29:31,124 Whatever. I don't wanna talk about it. 1453 01:29:31,224 --> 01:29:36,383 Truth is, being a badass supervillain is not as fun as it looks. 1454 01:29:37,023 --> 01:29:40,883 I have a particular set of skills, and I would like to use them more. 1455 01:29:40,983 --> 01:29:43,922 Fine. What is it that you do want? 1456 01:29:44,022 --> 01:29:46,022 I wanna come back. 1457 01:29:46,782 --> 01:29:49,442 Wow. Okay. Let me get this right. 1458 01:29:49,541 --> 01:29:51,722 You try and kill my fiancée, you try and kill me, 1459 01:29:51,822 --> 01:29:55,441 you try and take down the entire agency, you team up with the Russians, 1460 01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:57,701 and you steal hypersonic warheads. 1461 01:29:58,501 --> 01:30:00,401 And now you wanna come back. 1462 01:30:00,501 --> 01:30:02,500 Yes. 1463 01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:05,440 Sure. I'll talk to Suzan. 1464 01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:08,940 But you must promise to give back all seven hypersonic missiles. 1465 01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:11,679 Okay. 1466 01:30:11,780 --> 01:30:12,999 Okay. 1467 01:30:13,099 --> 01:30:15,079 - Fine. - Fine. 1468 01:30:15,179 --> 01:30:17,119 - Fine. - Fine. 1469 01:30:17,219 --> 01:30:18,079 Fine. 1470 01:30:18,179 --> 01:30:20,179 Fine. 1471 01:30:21,539 --> 01:30:23,538 Cool. 1472 01:30:27,298 --> 01:30:28,318 What is it? 1473 01:30:28,418 --> 01:30:30,418 It's an invitation to my wedding. 1474 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,277 No Russians, Lucy. 1475 01:30:34,376 --> 01:30:35,836 Okay. 1476 01:30:35,937 --> 01:30:37,937 Bye. 1477 01:30:38,297 --> 01:30:40,297 Happy swimming! 109031