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Can I lend you a hand?
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Yeah, two hands.
Preferably attached to a mechanic.
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I may not be certified,
but I've had my share of comatose cars.
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Patient's all yours.
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Gotta check the water level.
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I did. It's full.
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Oh, yeah.
I'll take your word for it.
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- Transmission fluid looks good.
- Also the oil,
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- which is what you're checking.
- Right.
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So can I give you a ride
to a gas station, or?
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At last, my knight in shining armor.
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Dawn. It's a great name.
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It makes you think
of sunrises and new beginnings.
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Yeah, and Tony Orlando.
Would you mind lowering the noise?
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Oh, sorry. Is it too loud?
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You're funny.
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Don't tell me you're an actress.
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Well, you could say that.
I sell shoes and pretend I like it.
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You sell shoes? God, what a waste.
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Hey, don't knock it.
Calucci slingbacks, wholesale.
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I think you're missing a bet.
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I mean, you got all the right stuff.
Good looks, brains, wit...
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Hey, don't stop now.
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I think we should get together
and discuss this.
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You can stop now.
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There's a service station up ahead.
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Gee, it appears
I'm a little short today.
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What do you say
we take it out in trade?
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Here. Bring some friends.
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"Open Mike Night
at the Laugh Connection"?
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By day she sells footwear.
By night she makes America laugh.
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Try and come. It'd be nice to have
at least one fan in the audience.
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Cool!
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You're looking awful spiffy.
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Thanks, Jake.
Jane and I are going out for dinner.
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After a week of morning sickness,
she's suddenly feeling very romantic.
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Who knows?
Maybe I'll even get lucky tonight.
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A woman who loves you,
a baby on the way.
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Don't kid yourself, you're lucky.
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Hey, what are you complaining about?
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You've got all the women you want,
freedom to spare.
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Oh, yeah. I got it made.
You're right.
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Believe me, a relationship is hard work.
It's something you have to be ready for.
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- And you gotta want it bad enough.
- Sure.
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Even if I did, I'd blow it.
Somehow I always do.
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Cry me a river. Aren't you the guy
who wrote the book on getting women?
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Getting them is one thing.
Keeping them is something else.
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I think I'm missing out.
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Well, there is something
to be said for the slow approach.
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I mean, take my wife and myself.
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We actually dated for a while.
Took the time to get to know each other.
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Built a friendship first.
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- Friendship first?
- Friendship first.
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- Well, there's a novelty.
- And it's worth a try.
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Just a matter of controlling
your animal instincts.
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She was so awesome. I mean,
she even made me laugh at myself.
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Yeah, well, she's got
a lot of material to work with.
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- That smells great.
- It does.
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- I got bread.
- OK.
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Stop talking about this stupid dinner.
You have to see Dawn perform tonight.
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This stupid dinner you're referring to
is my spicy crawfish etouffee.
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Lust at first sight.
Billy's been down that road before.
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OK, I'd be crazy to say
she's not sexy.
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I mean, Dawn's a woman.
She's worldly, challenging, mature...
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Yeah? So, what does she see in you?
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Ouch! That's what you get
for insulting her recipe.
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Guys, I'm a lot more mature
than you think.
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I have some charm, intelligence.
I'm just not obvious about it.
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Mr Maturity, we all pitched in
for dinner.
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Put it on my tab.
Better yet, we'll take it out in trade.
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I'm in my apartment by myself,
when all of a sudden,
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the lights go off, and I freak out.
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I think, "Oh, my God,
there is a guy in the basement,
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he has flipped the switch, and he's
coming to kill me, end of story."
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Then I look out the window,
and I notice the entire block is out.
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And I am so relieved because I think,
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"Maybe he'll start at the other end
of the block."
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OK, I'm a little paranoid.
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I've only been divorced six months now.
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She's divorced.
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Hey, have you noticed that guys seem
to get serious a lot quicker these days?
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With everything going on out there,
I guess it's a little spooky.
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They gotta choose
between marriage and death.
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At least with marriage they get fed.
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But the joke's on them
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because once they get married
they find out we don't cook anymore.
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Well, you've been a great audience.
Thank you very much.
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Dawn. Dawn Bonds.
Let's hear it for her.
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We're gonna take a break
for about five minutes.
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You were great. Hilarious.
Wasn't she hilarious?
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- Yeah, funny.
- That was very, very funny.
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You were great.
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"Thank you,"
said the Christian to the lions.
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- These are my friends. This is Alison.
- Hi.
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- That's Rhonda.
- Hi.
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- And Matt.
- What you said about the single's life,
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- it couldn't be truer.
- You wanna sit down?
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No, I'm sorry, Billy.
I have to get home.
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The last downtown bus
stops running in about 15 minutes.
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It'd be a lot faster in my cab.
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And I know a great pizza place
along the way.
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I'll go get my things.
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Somebody ought to bottle this guy
for medicinal purposes.
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- So how long were you married?
- Eight years.
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Rob was gonna be the next
David Lee Roth.
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And I totally supported that.
Man, did I support that.
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Then I started to have my own dreams,
and he couldn't return the favor.
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It's the worst when someone you love
doesn't believe in you.
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So now I haunt the amateur shows,
trying to make up for lost time.
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Some nights I lie in bed and I think,
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"I'm good, I'm really good.
I'm gonna make it."
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And then other nights...
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I know the feeling.
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It's like you're in front
of this freight train,
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- and you're running as fast as you can.
- You don't know the half of it.
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I know what it's like to doubt yourself.
I wonder if I'll make it as a writer.
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But I'm not gonna give up. I'm gonna
beat that train, and so will you.
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Assuming my legs hold up.
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Well, sometimes it helps
if there's someone there to catch you.
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For a burger after work?
I'm kind of bushed.
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I mean "out" out, you know?
Now don't make me do this.
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I think we have something going here.
Why should we put the brakes on now?
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I can think of several good reasons.
For starters, we tried this once before.
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Oh, come on, Sandy. I don't call
a one-night stand really trying.
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I was ready for more.
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So, what do you say we wipe the slate
clean and start over again?
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Only this time, we do it right.
A real first date. Strictly platonic.
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- Strictly platonic.
- Why not?
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We start out as friends, get to know
each other, see what happens from there.
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Without sex.
That's a mighty tall ground rule.
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They say abstinence
makes the heart grow fonder.
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- I think that's "absence."
- Whatever.
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What do you say, huh?
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I really like this place.
Gives you a feeling of a bygone era.
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Yeah, the Dark Ages.
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Thanks for everything, Billy.
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All in all, I would say
it was quite a day.
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It doesn't have to end. You could
ask me in for another cup of coffee.
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No, it's not a good idea.
My place is a mess.
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You should see my room.
It looks like a post-nuclear wasteland.
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Billy, you're a very sweet guy.
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But I have grown out
of one-night stands.
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Me too.
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Sorry, Dawn. We heard you talking,
and Martin's been waiting up for you.
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It's OK, Emma. You can go home,
and I'll just pay you in the morning,
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- if it's OK.
- Sure.
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- Goodnight, Martin.
- Bye.
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Thanks, Emma. Hey, dude.
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Martin, this is Billy.
Billy, this is my son, Martin.
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Hi, Martin.
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Finally, he returns from the wars.
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I swear, that's the last time
I do it all night.
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Dawn may have something
to say about that.
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I left Dawn at her doorstep.
I drove the graveyard shift last night.
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I wasn't about to try anything
with Martin there.
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- Martin? Who's Martin?
- Her son.
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One small thing she left out
of the routine.
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There goes Dawn.
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Don't get me wrong. Dawn's great.
But a kid, that's a little complicated.
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To put it mildly.
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You gotta watch what you say,
what you do.
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I mean, there's no spontaneity,
no privacy.
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What if we want to go away
for a weekend, couldn't find a sitter?
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Could happen.
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God, it must be really hard
being a single mom.
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Guys running away
at the sight of your kid.
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In a way, I understand.
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It's hard enough committing
to one person, let alone two.
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Yeah, I never thought
about it like that.
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I mean, maybe I am being selfish.
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Dawn and I might have something going.
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Why should I let this stand in the way?
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Billy, you can't jump
into this half-cocked.
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Martin is an 8-year-old.
I was a kid once. I can relate.
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I'll say.
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You are dealing with a family here,
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a responsibility you
are hardly ready to face.
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Come on, Alison. Just because
you're intimated by children...
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Who's intimidated? I am not intimidated.
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I can teach him soccer,
show him my comic book collection...
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I was a wonderful baby-sitter.
Everybody said so.
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- Where are you going?
- To call Dawn.
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See what she's doing for dinner tonight.
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If you think I'm making a mistake here,
just come right out and tell me.
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- Who, me? I'm not gonna say a word.
- No, you never do.
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When you want me to know
something bad, you leave me to find it.
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I just think you're setting
yourself up again.
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I mean, yeah, Jake is a great guy.
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But remember what he did to you
the last time?
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Yeah, I know. But to tell you the truth,
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that was just as much my fault
as it was Jake's.
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It started out as a regular date.
We were gonna go to the movies.
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Then we sat on the couch,
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had a drink for the road.
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One thing led to another,
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and we never got out the door.
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Till the next morning.
Then he never called you back.
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Yeah, I bitched and I moaned. But maybe
Jake was just more honest than me.
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He knew he wasn't ready
for a serious relationship.
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- You think he's changed in six months?
- Yeah, I have. Why not him?
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Rhonda, listen to me.
This time we're gonna do it right.
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We're gonna go out for dinner,
to the movies.
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We're gonna communicate
without jumping in the sack.
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OK, Sandy. But be straight with me.
Do you trust him?
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I think the question here is,
do I trust myself?
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I'm a pretty good soccer player.
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I could teach you some moves.
You could show your friends.
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I hate soccer.
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- Martin plays in a Little League.
- The national pastime, huh?
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I was the Reggie Jackson
of Granada Hills High.
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Reggie who?
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Martin loves his comic books.
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Well, it so happens that I have every
Silver Surfer comic book from one on.
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Silver Surfer? What a wuss.
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- Martin, enough of the wise talk.
- Why? I'm not doing anything.
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You're being a royal pain in the butt.
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You broke our deal. You said
you wouldn't bring guys home for dinner.
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Without asking you first,
which I did, did I not?
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So, Dawn, what were you saying
about the stand-up gig in Ventura?
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A few weeks ago, I played a show,
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an amateur show at a comedy club
up there,
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and the owner called me
at the shoe store today,
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said he had a cancellation
for Saturday night,
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and he wanted me to fill in.
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- Said it could be permanent.
- God, that's fantastic, a paying gig?
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Unfortunately, Ventura's
a million miles away.
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How will I get there
with a car that doesn't run?
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I can give you a ride.
Martin can ride shotgun.
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- I'm not going with him. No way!
- Martin, chill out.
230
00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:38,666
Why can't you just ask Dad?
Get him to pay for the car!
231
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:44,296
Your dad won't even pay child support,
let alone $300 to fix the car!
232
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,928
I can't believe I said that.
I'm sorry.
233
00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:53,931
Honey... Martin...
234
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:08,737
- We finally made it to the movies.
- So, what if it sucked?
235
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,822
- We had fun, right?
- We sure did.
236
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,868
For two hours we sat together
in the dark and didn't even hold hands.
237
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:19,039
See? We can have a good time without
ripping each other's clothes off.
238
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:23,377
- What took us so long to find out?
- That beats the hell out of me.
239
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,798
I used to think you looked at me like
this airhead blonde, willing and easy.
240
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,093
I figured you thought I was
a macho construction worker,
241
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,804
looking to put another notch
in his tool belt.
242
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,389
- Funny how wrong we can be.
- I know.
243
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,975
Maybe we were just being cautious.
244
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,103
Or maybe we were just afraid
of getting too close.
245
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:46,733
Well, we already are.
With you living upstairs and all.
246
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,402
Yeah.
247
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:54,032
I can't tell you how many times
I thought about coming up there and...
248
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,243
I know what you mean.
249
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:12,634
Hey, way cool.
You're a Terminator freak too.
250
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:17,388
- Where's my mom?
- She's around.
251
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:23,478
I just... I thought that maybe
you and I could have a little talk.
252
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,105
- Like men.
- No, we can't.
253
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,068
I'm a kid.
254
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,487
Boy, that was some flick, huh?
255
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,991
You know, the way old Arnold
was kicking butt, crashing cars,
256
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,119
turning that evil cyborg
into molten lead.
257
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,581
Steel. He melted him into steel.
258
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,000
Right.
259
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,669
But you know what the best part
about it was?
260
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,923
The way he was always there
for the kid and his mother,
261
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,134
protecting them
and bringing them together,
262
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:59,096
making them realize how much
they love and need each other
263
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,306
and always will.
264
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,477
Yeah, but the Terminator went away
at the end.
265
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:11,442
Yeah, but that was in the movie.
This is real.
266
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,946
Everything's gonna be OK, Martin.
I promise.
267
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,211
Jake, I'm really glad
that we did this tonight.
268
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,046
Hell of a first date.
269
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,174
I thought it was one of the top five
of all time.
270
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,677
I feel like I got to know you better.
271
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,179
Me too.
272
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,224
So I guess it's time to hit the sheets.
273
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,809
Yeah, I guess.
274
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,978
Good night, Jake.
275
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,940
- Good night.
- Good night.
276
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,362
- I feel like I'm in junior high school.
- I know, isn't that the truth?
277
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,367
Jake...
278
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,455
Jake, this wasn't supposed to happen.
279
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,666
We were gonna try to talk
and communicate.
280
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:57,214
- What are we doing here?
- Yeah, we do that so well.
281
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,758
OK, all right. Wait, wait.
282
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,679
OK, we were supposed
to be taking this slow.
283
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,641
Wasn't that the whole point of tonight?
284
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:12,937
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. We just
got a little carried away, that's all.
285
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:16,649
We got carried away?
No, you got carried away.
286
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:18,943
This is all you ever wanted!
287
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,238
What? You're wrong. I just...
288
00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:24,657
When you started hugging me, I...
289
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:29,329
Oh, don't try to turn this around.
That out there was just a friendly hug.
290
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,790
A friendly hug? Come on,
my aunt gives me a friendly hug.
291
00:21:32,957 --> 00:21:36,085
- That was not a friendly hug.
- So this is all my fault?
292
00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:38,963
You were enjoying this as much as I did.
293
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:42,050
Yeah, I did. You bet I did, Jake.
294
00:21:42,425 --> 00:21:45,970
Yeah, why not? Sex is all
we've got going for us, isn't it?
295
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,347
- Not true!
- It is.
296
00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:50,558
We use it as an escape,
a way of avoiding what we feel.
297
00:21:50,725 --> 00:21:53,978
- And that's not me! Not anymore.
- We made a mistake.
298
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:57,273
You bet we did. Without sex,
there's nothing between us!
299
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,524
OK, fine, fine.
300
00:21:58,691 --> 00:22:01,611
If that's the way you want it,
then we're nothing.
301
00:22:01,777 --> 00:22:05,281
That's not the way I want it, Jake.
That's just the way it is.
302
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,497
- Hey.
- What are you doing up so late?
303
00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:18,419
Caffeine overdose. Nothing like
a crossword puzzle to put you to sleep.
304
00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:21,881
What is a four-letter word for behemoth?
305
00:22:22,048 --> 00:22:26,969
I don't know. I don't have the solution
to anybody's problems.
306
00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:32,141
- Is there anything I can do to help?
- No.
307
00:22:32,308 --> 00:22:35,394
Not unless you can lend me $300.
308
00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:38,189
Three hundred dollars?
309
00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:40,733
God, I only have 520 in the bank.
310
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:49,617
I swear I'll pay you back every cent,
with interest.
311
00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:52,995
Oh, Billy, you can't be serious.
312
00:22:53,162 --> 00:22:55,914
You're already behind
in apartment expenses.
313
00:22:56,081 --> 00:22:59,752
I'd ask my parents, but you know
what the situation is there.
314
00:22:59,918 --> 00:23:03,547
I really need it, Alison.
I wouldn't ask you otherwise.
315
00:23:03,714 --> 00:23:07,468
For what? Can I at least ask that?
316
00:23:09,178 --> 00:23:12,181
I had an accident in my cab.
317
00:23:12,639 --> 00:23:13,891
What happened?
318
00:23:14,057 --> 00:23:19,021
I banged into this lady's car,
and my boss won't cover the damages.
319
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:22,107
If I don't pay for the repairs,
then I'm out of a job.
320
00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:24,318
Besides, I feel really bad for her.
321
00:23:24,484 --> 00:23:29,823
Because she just got this new job,
and she needs the car to go to work.
322
00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:33,619
I'm just trying to be responsible.
323
00:23:35,287 --> 00:23:41,543
Well, I was gonna get Betsy
a new transmission.
324
00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:45,047
- But I guess she'll have to wait.
- I don't know.
325
00:23:45,213 --> 00:23:50,177
- There's gotta be another way.
- Hey, you'd do the same for me, right?
326
00:23:51,553 --> 00:23:53,346
I mean, it is your job.
327
00:23:56,516 --> 00:23:58,018
Right.
328
00:24:09,362 --> 00:24:11,323
Did you hold up a mini-mart?
329
00:24:11,489 --> 00:24:15,410
Never mind. It's yours.
Now you can get your car fixed.
330
00:24:15,577 --> 00:24:18,246
This is crazy. I have to be
up in Ventura tonight.
331
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,331
They'll never have my car by then.
332
00:24:20,498 --> 00:24:23,084
So they'll give you a loaner.
They always do.
333
00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:26,087
You don't understand.
I'm not prepared for this.
334
00:24:26,254 --> 00:24:28,631
Listen, this is all going
too fast for me.
335
00:24:28,798 --> 00:24:31,092
I appreciate what you're doing, but...
336
00:24:31,259 --> 00:24:33,636
I know, you told me.
You hate to be in debt.
337
00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:36,514
Just pay me back
by knocking 'em dead tonight.
338
00:24:36,681 --> 00:24:39,893
I mean, I don't even have
a baby-sitter for Martin.
339
00:24:40,059 --> 00:24:42,729
I'll watch Martin.
Assuming it's OK with him.
340
00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:44,689
Billy, it's more than that.
341
00:24:44,856 --> 00:24:46,983
Look...
342
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:51,612
What you're trying to do is wonderful,
but I have to admit, it's really scary.
343
00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:56,117
For me too. Look, what can I say?
I think you're the greatest.
344
00:25:01,748 --> 00:25:04,417
I took your advice,
tried the slow approach.
345
00:25:04,584 --> 00:25:08,045
Don't lay this on me. I only told you
what happened in my case.
346
00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:09,547
And it was working out.
347
00:25:09,714 --> 00:25:13,134
We were talking, laughing,
really expressing how we felt.
348
00:25:13,301 --> 00:25:16,429
Nothing sexual, and then...
349
00:25:16,596 --> 00:25:20,433
Every so often she would smile at me,
or her hand would brush mine
350
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,519
with that look in her eye.
By the time we got home...
351
00:25:23,686 --> 00:25:25,771
He was all over me like a cheap suit.
352
00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:29,025
Well, I don't want to be the one
to say "I told you so."
353
00:25:29,191 --> 00:25:30,234
Then don't.
354
00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:34,363
I should have my head examined
for thinking it could work between us.
355
00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:37,199
He is a selfish, irresponsible,
womanizing...
356
00:25:37,658 --> 00:25:39,994
Sarcastic, conceited, immature.
357
00:25:40,161 --> 00:25:42,538
The last thing she wants
is a commitment.
358
00:25:42,705 --> 00:25:45,875
No way is he ready
for a serious relationship.
359
00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:49,545
It's over between Jake and I,
and I mean it this time.
360
00:25:49,712 --> 00:25:52,798
The only way to deal with Jake
is not deal with him at all.
361
00:25:52,965 --> 00:25:54,383
You can't be serious.
362
00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:58,178
As far as I'm concerned,
the woman doesn't exist anymore, period.
363
00:26:05,644 --> 00:26:09,398
This is it, Marty.
Casa Campbell in all it's splendor.
364
00:26:09,565 --> 00:26:13,986
Hey, Alison, I want you to meet
my bud, Martin. Martin, this is Alison.
365
00:26:14,153 --> 00:26:16,613
Hi, Martin.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
366
00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:20,325
Afraid you've taken me a bit
by surprise.
367
00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,870
Nobody told me I was expecting company.
368
00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:25,664
We're spending the day together.
369
00:26:25,831 --> 00:26:29,668
- Well, isn't that wonderful for you?
- Yeah.
370
00:26:30,794 --> 00:26:33,880
Martin, would you like
some Fruit Doodles?
371
00:26:34,047 --> 00:26:37,467
- They're Billy's favorite.
- Wait a second, Alison.
372
00:26:37,634 --> 00:26:39,928
We should be nutrition-conscious.
373
00:26:40,095 --> 00:26:43,557
- Maybe some granola would be better.
- I'm not hungry.
374
00:26:44,016 --> 00:26:45,976
Is she your girlfriend?
375
00:26:47,769 --> 00:26:49,187
'Course not.
376
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,940
- We just live together.
- Roommates.
377
00:26:52,107 --> 00:26:54,651
- Yeah, like in camp.
- Or the Army.
378
00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:58,363
So...
379
00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:04,619
So I'm sure you two have lots of guy
stuff you wanna do, so I'll let you...
380
00:27:04,786 --> 00:27:09,124
Wait a second. I got a great idea.
You wanna go to Magic Mountain?
381
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:10,458
What do you think?
382
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:14,504
Come on, it'll be great.
Come on, we're gonna go!
383
00:28:03,511 --> 00:28:07,098
Man, that was something else!
384
00:28:21,195 --> 00:28:23,030
- Come on, Billy!
- Take it easy.
385
00:28:23,197 --> 00:28:27,076
- Billy, he's gonna get lost.
- It's cool. I've got an eye on him.
386
00:28:27,243 --> 00:28:31,330
- Admit you're having a great time.
- I'm having an OK time.
387
00:28:31,497 --> 00:28:37,003
- You're having a wonderful time.
- All right, it's wonderful.
388
00:28:37,169 --> 00:28:40,881
I'm having a ball with Martin.
389
00:28:41,549 --> 00:28:43,300
Come on, Billy.
390
00:28:44,009 --> 00:28:47,680
- It's not all amusement parks.
- Tell me something I don't know.
391
00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:51,684
It's giving up your freedom
when you're just getting a taste of it.
392
00:28:51,851 --> 00:28:56,438
Being responsible every minute
for another human being.
393
00:28:56,605 --> 00:29:00,484
- I don't know how people handle it.
- Well, you'll find out someday.
394
00:29:02,027 --> 00:29:04,822
- I don't want to have kids.
- Are you kidding?
395
00:29:04,989 --> 00:29:07,157
Come on, every woman
wants to be a mom.
396
00:29:07,324 --> 00:29:12,037
Just because I can produce them doesn't
mean I'm duty-bound to have them.
397
00:29:12,204 --> 00:29:14,415
Maybe I don't want to be tied down.
398
00:29:15,165 --> 00:29:17,835
Maybe I want more out of life.
399
00:29:19,753 --> 00:29:22,256
Maybe I don't think I can handle it.
400
00:29:23,424 --> 00:29:25,926
I know plenty of parents who can't.
401
00:29:26,510 --> 00:29:27,928
Like yours?
402
00:29:29,805 --> 00:29:31,890
You can't rush these things.
403
00:29:32,057 --> 00:29:34,893
It takes a while to get used
to the idea.
404
00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:37,145
And then you fall in love with it.
405
00:29:39,314 --> 00:29:41,066
Billy!
406
00:29:41,775 --> 00:29:43,610
Like it?
407
00:29:50,075 --> 00:29:52,119
I got it, I got it!
408
00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,919
How does he keep going?
Where's he get the steam?
409
00:30:01,086 --> 00:30:03,922
- Which one, Billy or Martin?
- Both.
410
00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:07,050
I guess Martin just brings out
the child in Billy.
411
00:30:07,217 --> 00:30:11,388
You mean that carefree, immature
side he's been keeping under wraps?
412
00:30:14,057 --> 00:30:17,352
All right, champ. It's late.
We gotta get you dry.
413
00:30:17,602 --> 00:30:20,355
He's actually better at this
than you'd think.
414
00:30:20,522 --> 00:30:23,608
It's the first time I've seen Billy
act like an adult.
415
00:30:23,775 --> 00:30:26,903
I guess some people are
just natural-born parents.
416
00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:28,863
Yeah.
417
00:30:29,656 --> 00:30:33,076
I love kids, you know. I really do.
418
00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:36,830
But sometimes I wonder
whether I'm ready for the job.
419
00:30:36,996 --> 00:30:39,124
Or if I ever will be.
420
00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:40,834
You're not alone there.
421
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,004
Hey, guys, I wasn't exactly ready
for this miracle baby of mine.
422
00:30:45,171 --> 00:30:47,465
I don't think anyone really ever is.
423
00:30:47,632 --> 00:30:50,885
But you'd be surprised
how much you change.
424
00:30:58,268 --> 00:31:00,144
He's so cute.
425
00:31:05,191 --> 00:31:07,110
Oh, that's probably Dawn.
426
00:31:10,613 --> 00:31:12,740
- Hi.
- Hi.
427
00:31:16,285 --> 00:31:19,747
Hey, Alison.
How's my big boy doing?
428
00:31:19,914 --> 00:31:23,251
Oh, he's out like a light.
He had a very exciting day.
429
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,128
Took him to Magic Mountain.
Piece of cake, right?
430
00:31:26,295 --> 00:31:29,715
That's fantastic, Billy.
I guess we all had a great day.
431
00:31:29,882 --> 00:31:32,468
- Knock 'em dead?
- Slaughtered is more like it.
432
00:31:32,635 --> 00:31:35,930
I had them laughing so hard
they were coughing up Coronas.
433
00:31:36,097 --> 00:31:37,556
Congratulations.
434
00:31:37,723 --> 00:31:40,434
Tomorrow is my swan song
at the Laugh Connection,
435
00:31:40,601 --> 00:31:44,313
then it is goodbye amateur night.
And I owe it all to you, Billy.
436
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,733
- All I did was believe in you.
- Don't be so damn modest.
437
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:54,156
If you hadn't loaned me the money for
my car, I wouldn't have made this gig.
438
00:31:55,908 --> 00:31:56,992
How nice.
439
00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:01,247
I better go get Martin.
We gotta boogie home.
440
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:05,167
- He's in the back room on your right.
- Thanks.
441
00:32:08,003 --> 00:32:11,382
You lied to me. You sat right there,
and you lied to me.
442
00:32:11,548 --> 00:32:16,679
- Alison, please, not so loud.
- I'm such an idiot. I believed you.
443
00:32:16,845 --> 00:32:20,349
Try and understand.
They needed my help, OK?
444
00:32:20,516 --> 00:32:23,102
It's not like I was being selfish here.
445
00:32:23,268 --> 00:32:25,813
No. No, you were being very unselfish,
446
00:32:25,979 --> 00:32:29,983
very responsible, at my expense.
447
00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:34,863
We're out of here.
448
00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:38,158
- Thanks for everything.
- Let me walk you to the car.
449
00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:41,453
It's OK, Billy.
You've done enough for one day.
450
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,914
Thank you, Sir Galahad.
451
00:32:45,123 --> 00:32:46,333
Bye.
452
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,460
- See you later.
- Come on, kiddo.
453
00:32:48,627 --> 00:32:50,295
See you, Martin.
454
00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:52,297
You do this every time.
455
00:32:52,464 --> 00:32:55,801
You jump into a relationship
without a moment's thought.
456
00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:57,594
You and I are different, OK?
457
00:32:57,761 --> 00:33:01,056
When I meet somebody I like,
I don't hold back my feelings.
458
00:33:01,223 --> 00:33:05,644
Feelings? Billy, you are a child
play-acting as an adult.
459
00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:07,938
OK, you made your point.
460
00:33:08,939 --> 00:33:10,690
Oh, he forgot his hat.
461
00:33:10,857 --> 00:33:13,151
It is like you are living
in a dream world.
462
00:33:13,318 --> 00:33:14,361
Alison...
463
00:33:14,528 --> 00:33:18,698
How can you take care of somebody else?
You can barely take care of yourself.
464
00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:22,244
- That's my problem, not yours.
- No, Billy, it's mine.
465
00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:23,453
Thanks to you.
466
00:33:24,162 --> 00:33:28,541
I'm sorry, Alison, OK?
I am sorry, I am sorry.
467
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,836
I will work day and night
to pay you back in full.
468
00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:33,880
You can't pay me back in full.
469
00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:39,594
I don't think I can ever
trust you again.
470
00:33:54,317 --> 00:33:58,321
- I'm sure that made him feel better.
- You care so much about Marty?
471
00:33:58,488 --> 00:34:01,950
All you care about is your comedy,
and you're not even funny!
472
00:34:02,116 --> 00:34:04,702
You don't send a dime for weeks
and just show up!
473
00:34:04,869 --> 00:34:06,746
The hell with you. He's my son too!
474
00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,539
- Billy!
- Are you all right?
475
00:34:08,706 --> 00:34:10,375
Well, who the hell is this?
476
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:13,336
- Someone who cares more than you.
- Stay out of it.
477
00:34:13,503 --> 00:34:16,255
Yeah, this is none
of your business, so beat it.
478
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:19,967
Since when has it been your business?
You're a lousy husband,
479
00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:22,720
- an even lousier father...
- Billy, stop it!
480
00:34:22,887 --> 00:34:26,140
Is this your new boyfriend, Dawn, huh?
481
00:34:26,974 --> 00:34:30,311
Does Marty get to watch
when you guys are doing it?
482
00:34:30,478 --> 00:34:31,938
Oh, you're an ass.
483
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:34,315
For God's sake, you guys, stop it!
484
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:37,526
Will you get out of here?
485
00:34:39,487 --> 00:34:42,782
I'll be back at noon.
Make sure Martin's ready.
486
00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,012
Are you satisfied?
487
00:35:05,179 --> 00:35:07,223
Do you feel like a real man now?
488
00:35:08,349 --> 00:35:12,269
I'm sorry. I thought you were
in trouble. I was trying to help.
489
00:35:12,436 --> 00:35:15,481
By throwing out Martin's father
in front of his face?
490
00:35:15,648 --> 00:35:17,316
Who gave you the right?
491
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:21,445
I hardly know you, and you barge in
acting like you own this family.
492
00:35:21,612 --> 00:35:24,573
Making promises to my kid
you're never gonna keep?
493
00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:27,993
- Everything you said about Rob...
- It doesn't matter!
494
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,871
Rob is the father of my child.
495
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:35,459
Listen, just try and understand
how I feel...
496
00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:37,419
How do you feel, Billy?
497
00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:41,465
You're a 23-year-old cabby.
You are free as a bird.
498
00:35:41,632 --> 00:35:44,343
Do you feel like stepping
into Rob's shoes?
499
00:35:44,551 --> 00:35:48,138
Do you feel like taking on
the obligations of a family?
500
00:35:48,305 --> 00:35:52,601
Well, come on, Billy.
I'm ready if you are. Yes or no?
501
00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:59,232
That's what I thought.
502
00:36:04,237 --> 00:36:05,572
Three hundred dollars.
503
00:36:05,739 --> 00:36:08,825
Rob's child-support money.
He just dropped it off.
504
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:12,913
That's right, Billy.
Things aren't always black-and-white.
505
00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:17,125
- It's OK. Really.
- Just take the money and go.
506
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,695
Take it easy.
You nearly took the door off.
507
00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:49,491
At least your door opens, which is
more than I can say for my closet.
508
00:36:49,657 --> 00:36:52,285
I'm sorry. Michael's on call
at the hospital.
509
00:36:52,452 --> 00:36:53,495
No way.
510
00:36:53,953 --> 00:36:57,832
But I'm sure there's somebody
around here handy enough to help.
511
00:37:06,299 --> 00:37:08,009
Come on.
512
00:37:08,176 --> 00:37:10,136
Go on.
513
00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:18,186
The problem is you got a nut loose.
Needs a good tightening.
514
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:21,064
No pun intended.
515
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:27,695
- Where's my Allen wrench?
- I really do appreciate this.
516
00:37:27,862 --> 00:37:31,908
See, I've got a hot date tonight,
and I need to get to my dressy clothes.
517
00:37:32,074 --> 00:37:35,495
Well, one more screw,
and I'll have it locked in.
518
00:37:53,387 --> 00:37:55,014
Are you OK?
519
00:37:55,931 --> 00:37:58,434
So much for my closet.
520
00:38:01,187 --> 00:38:03,564
So much for your hot date.
521
00:38:09,862 --> 00:38:12,531
Last night was the worst
first date of my life.
522
00:38:12,698 --> 00:38:15,201
Of the entire universe.
Let's just face it.
523
00:38:15,367 --> 00:38:19,455
- As a romantic item, we're a bust.
- A total wipe-out.
524
00:38:19,622 --> 00:38:22,458
- We're too much alike.
- We have no self-control.
525
00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:25,169
Especially when it comes to each other.
526
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,548
You know, last night you said
without sex we were nothing.
527
00:38:29,715 --> 00:38:31,800
I think you're wrong.
528
00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:34,678
I think we have something
very solid between us.
529
00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:37,389
Something more lasting
than a roll in the hay.
530
00:38:37,556 --> 00:38:40,100
- Friendship.
- Exactly.
531
00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:45,147
So let's just keep what we have
and forget the rest
532
00:38:45,314 --> 00:38:47,900
- cos life's already too tough.
- That's right.
533
00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:51,236
And if that someone special
comes along,
534
00:38:51,403 --> 00:38:55,616
- that'll just be the icing on the cake.
- Well, you've already found him.
535
00:38:56,283 --> 00:38:57,910
You know, your hot date?
536
00:38:59,369 --> 00:39:02,247
I'm going to the movies with Rhonda.
537
00:39:14,176 --> 00:39:16,511
You left early this morning.
538
00:39:17,471 --> 00:39:19,055
I didn't mean to wake you.
539
00:39:19,222 --> 00:39:23,477
It's OK. I wasn't very sleepy.
540
00:39:23,643 --> 00:39:24,853
Here.
541
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,897
What's this?
542
00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:30,108
Three hundred dollars.
543
00:39:30,275 --> 00:39:33,403
I'll have Betsy write you
a thank-you note.
544
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:37,157
Look, Alison, I'm sorry
for screwing things up.
545
00:39:37,324 --> 00:39:39,951
I didn't mean to jeopardize
what we have here.
546
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:44,706
And I don't want you
to stop trusting me.
547
00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:52,672
Billy, I know your heart
was in the right place...
548
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:58,595
...and you were just trying to be noble,
but not very realistic.
549
00:40:00,054 --> 00:40:04,309
You know, sometimes I just feel like
my whole life's on cruise-control.
550
00:40:04,475 --> 00:40:09,022
Everybody's always been there for me
and always caring for me.
551
00:40:09,188 --> 00:40:13,526
You know, my mom and my sister.
Even you.
552
00:40:14,027 --> 00:40:17,238
And then along comes Dawn,
and for once in my life,
553
00:40:17,405 --> 00:40:21,242
finally I find somebody who needs me.
554
00:40:21,409 --> 00:40:25,163
You know, really needs me.
555
00:40:25,329 --> 00:40:26,748
And it felt great.
556
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:31,627
And I just don't wanna lose that.
557
00:40:32,378 --> 00:40:35,047
I've gotta talk to her again.
558
00:40:40,136 --> 00:40:44,515
Yeah, my life is one big search
for that pirate prince
559
00:40:44,682 --> 00:40:49,478
to come and steal my heart,
with or without a pierced ear.
560
00:40:49,645 --> 00:40:50,980
No, no, no, really.
561
00:40:51,147 --> 00:40:55,901
To me, a pierced ear could mean a guy
is ready for a relationship.
562
00:40:56,068 --> 00:40:59,321
It shows he has chosen pain.
563
00:41:00,865 --> 00:41:02,867
I don't know, I guess it's my fault
564
00:41:03,034 --> 00:41:06,912
for always falling for guys
who are just living out a fantasy.
565
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:08,831
It's really easy to spot them.
566
00:41:08,998 --> 00:41:13,294
They're dressed like superheroes
with the little capes and the leotards.
567
00:41:13,461 --> 00:41:16,338
"Hello, I'd like to rescue you."
568
00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:20,759
Now, if I could just say, "I'm sorry,
but I'm really looking for someone
569
00:41:20,926 --> 00:41:23,929
who isn't wearing
their underwear on the outside."
570
00:41:26,765 --> 00:41:30,936
But there are guys that are just
into this damsel-in-distress thing,
571
00:41:31,103 --> 00:41:33,063
like it is their favorite game.
572
00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:36,275
"Stand back, I will rescue you
from that villain."
573
00:41:36,442 --> 00:41:40,029
"Lighten up, it's just the guy
trying to deliver the pizza."
574
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,076
I think we need a new superhero.
575
00:41:46,243 --> 00:41:48,620
Commitment Man.
576
00:41:51,415 --> 00:41:55,127
He may not be able to leap
tall buildings in a single bound,
577
00:41:55,294 --> 00:41:58,755
but damn it, he'll be there for you.
578
00:42:00,173 --> 00:42:03,093
Thank you very much. Good night.
579
00:42:04,595 --> 00:42:08,932
Dawn Bonds. Dawn Bonds.
580
00:42:12,436 --> 00:42:16,148
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Hey, that was really cool.
581
00:42:16,982 --> 00:42:20,193
Oh, thank you, Barney.
Do you got a light?
582
00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:25,615
I thought you were gonna start
protecting those lungs.
583
00:42:27,659 --> 00:42:30,495
I told you before. I have no character.
584
00:42:30,662 --> 00:42:34,791
Wrong. I'm the one that seems
to be lacking in that area.
585
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:37,210
Billy, let's just leave it alone.
586
00:42:37,377 --> 00:42:39,963
I don't want to leave it alone.
587
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:44,009
Look, Dawn, I'm not saying
that I wanna move in with you
588
00:42:44,175 --> 00:42:46,219
or be the father to your son.
589
00:42:49,139 --> 00:42:52,600
I'm just enjoying spending time
with you, OK?
590
00:42:52,767 --> 00:42:54,686
And I don't want that to stop.
591
00:42:57,689 --> 00:43:01,025
Billy, this isn't about you.
This is about me.
592
00:43:01,568 --> 00:43:03,570
I'm the one who isn't ready.
593
00:43:04,571 --> 00:43:08,408
I got married young.
I've never really been independent.
594
00:43:08,575 --> 00:43:12,495
And now I have a shot at getting
on my feet and making it on my own.
595
00:43:13,162 --> 00:43:15,415
Well, then why are you
shutting me out?
596
00:43:15,582 --> 00:43:17,959
Don't you understand
597
00:43:18,126 --> 00:43:22,547
that, between my career and my son,
there's no room?
598
00:43:24,257 --> 00:43:25,842
I'm sorry, Billy.
599
00:43:29,137 --> 00:43:31,973
Can I at least say goodbye to Martin?
600
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:37,603
I don't think it's a good idea
for either of you.
601
00:43:38,771 --> 00:43:42,775
Just tell him that I said,
"Hasta la vista, baby."
602
00:43:42,942 --> 00:43:46,320
- He'll understand.
- OK.
603
00:43:55,413 --> 00:43:58,833
A geologist in Parma claims
that the Leaning Tower of Pisa
604
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,421
is leaning faster than ever and
is destined to topple by the year 2200.
605
00:44:03,587 --> 00:44:07,216
- I've never even seen the thing.
- You better book your flight.
606
00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,760
Maybe I should travel more.
607
00:44:09,927 --> 00:44:14,223
You know, the Orient, South America,
maybe Africa.
608
00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:16,892
Lot of places I haven't been to.
609
00:44:18,394 --> 00:44:22,022
I mean, I'm young.
I have no ties to hold me back.
610
00:44:22,189 --> 00:44:25,776
It's great to have the freedom
to take off and go.
611
00:44:29,154 --> 00:44:32,616
God, that was something.
612
00:44:33,075 --> 00:44:38,122
I mean, for a little while there,
I had my own family.
613
00:44:38,789 --> 00:44:39,832
I know.
614
00:44:40,082 --> 00:44:42,376
Gives you something to look forward to.
615
00:44:42,543 --> 00:44:44,795
Yeah, someday.
616
00:44:44,962 --> 00:44:46,463
Someday?
617
00:44:47,172 --> 00:44:48,215
You never know.
618
00:44:48,382 --> 00:44:49,800
Any idea who with?
619
00:44:51,093 --> 00:44:52,594
You never know.
620
00:44:54,888 --> 00:44:58,600
- Have a good day, Billy.
- Bye, Alison.
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