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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,103 --> 00:00:02,135 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, boy, oh, boy. 2 00:00:02,159 --> 00:00:03,619 You'll recall we last left our Jane 3 00:00:03,644 --> 00:00:05,598 working with her father on This Is Mars, 4 00:00:05,623 --> 00:00:07,048 which, you'll recall, was a remake 5 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:08,749 of The Passions of Steve and Brenda, 6 00:00:08,774 --> 00:00:11,434 which, of course, was a remake of The Passions of Santos. 7 00:00:11,459 --> 00:00:14,160 But the creative juices weren't flowing for everyone. 8 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:16,452 Mateo is really struggling with his reading. 9 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:18,441 He is quite far behind the rest of the class. 10 00:00:18,509 --> 00:00:19,587 Just read a lot to him. 11 00:00:19,764 --> 00:00:21,944 Play word games. Just engage him. 12 00:00:22,013 --> 00:00:24,547 And so Jane and Rafael tried to put their feelings aside 13 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:26,605 - to focus on their son. - Art? 14 00:00:26,739 --> 00:00:29,241 But this was easier said than done for poor Jane. 15 00:00:29,266 --> 00:00:32,355 See, she still loved Rafael, but he'd moved on, 16 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,581 and Jane was trying to as well. 17 00:00:34,692 --> 00:00:36,632 JANE: It was the first time I've been with him in weeks 18 00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:38,072 where my heart didn't just break. 19 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:40,262 It was brief, but still, there was a moment. 20 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:42,209 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also trying to move forward? 21 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:44,033 Petra and J.R. See, 22 00:00:44,102 --> 00:00:46,392 J.R. lost her job because Petra had lied. 23 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:48,531 But they decided to work through it. 24 00:00:48,672 --> 00:00:50,436 Aw, I heart them. 25 00:00:50,461 --> 00:00:52,185 - Only problem? - RAMOS: My mentor. 26 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,121 She thinks she found me a job opportunity. 27 00:00:54,145 --> 00:00:55,711 What? That's amazing. 28 00:00:55,736 --> 00:00:58,403 Thing is, the job's in Houston. 29 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,094 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also facing a big decision... 30 00:01:00,118 --> 00:01:02,985 Rafael and Jane let Mateo meet his Aunt Luisa. 31 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:04,688 - But unfortunately... - DENNIS: Rafael. 32 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,356 It's Dennis. Do you know where your sister is? 33 00:01:07,425 --> 00:01:08,891 Yes, I do. 34 00:01:09,157 --> 00:01:10,159 Well, we just found out 35 00:01:10,184 --> 00:01:11,895 that all the money from Rose's Satin Road 36 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,798 was funneled into an account under her name. 37 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:15,676 We think they're still working together. 38 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,855 I know! Straight out of a telenovela, 39 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,947 which this is, after all. 40 00:01:21,784 --> 00:01:24,636 When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was 30 years old... 41 00:01:24,661 --> 00:01:25,871 - I'm pregnant. - Huh? 42 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:26,922 (GASPS) 43 00:01:29,555 --> 00:01:30,733 Wait, what? 44 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,227 I didn't even have sex. 45 00:01:32,252 --> 00:01:34,264 Okay, now I'm really confused. 46 00:01:34,289 --> 00:01:36,486 ROGELIO: Jane! I have big news. 47 00:01:38,572 --> 00:01:40,072 Ah, I see. 48 00:01:40,164 --> 00:01:41,691 She's writing her novel. 49 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,637 Sorry, I lost focus for a second. 50 00:01:44,684 --> 00:01:46,907 - Juggling a lot of things. - So? 51 00:01:47,587 --> 00:01:49,175 What are you working on? 52 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,271 Since Alba and Jorge are on their honeymoon, 53 00:01:51,296 --> 00:01:53,632 I'm taking advantage of the quiet time to work on my novel. 54 00:01:53,811 --> 00:01:55,161 Well, quiet time is over! 55 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:56,733 The network liked your 56 00:01:56,758 --> 00:01:58,625 This Is Mars outline so much, 57 00:01:59,626 --> 00:02:02,326 they want you to write the pilot script. 58 00:02:02,561 --> 00:02:05,954 What? That's amazing. Oh, my God. 59 00:02:06,153 --> 00:02:07,286 Are you serious? 60 00:02:08,853 --> 00:02:11,053 (SQUEALS, LAUGHS) 61 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,931 - Mm! - So amazing. 62 00:02:14,211 --> 00:02:16,094 They did insist, however, 63 00:02:16,119 --> 00:02:18,813 that you be paired with a senior writer. 64 00:02:19,094 --> 00:02:20,382 Just to help guide you. 65 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,265 Oh, I'll take all the guidance I can get. Who'd they hire? 66 00:02:23,378 --> 00:02:26,813 It's actually Dina, since she worked on the original Santos. 67 00:02:27,253 --> 00:02:30,573 Really? Dina's willing to work with you again? 68 00:02:31,143 --> 00:02:32,209 Well... 69 00:02:32,234 --> 00:02:33,642 No way in hell. 70 00:02:34,031 --> 00:02:36,023 You never respected me as a writer. 71 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:38,553 I was constantly putting out fires you created, 72 00:02:38,578 --> 00:02:40,133 and you cut me out 73 00:02:40,158 --> 00:02:42,047 of your American version of The Passions of Santos 74 00:02:42,071 --> 00:02:43,229 even though I created it. 75 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:46,555 To be honest, she called the prospect of working with me 76 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:50,129 again "a real life low". 77 00:02:50,154 --> 00:02:52,135 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that was after she called him 78 00:02:52,159 --> 00:02:53,474 "a real lowlife". 79 00:02:53,802 --> 00:02:56,409 But money talks, and the network met her price. 80 00:02:56,434 --> 00:02:58,751 So get ready to live on Mars. 81 00:02:58,776 --> 00:03:00,676 (STIFLED SCREAM) 82 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:04,331 ♪ Jane the Virgin 5x10 ♪ Chapter Ninety-One 83 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:09,356 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 84 00:03:09,881 --> 00:03:11,157 Uh, one more thing. 85 00:03:11,182 --> 00:03:12,248 Hmm. 86 00:03:12,591 --> 00:03:14,115 $7,500? 87 00:03:14,934 --> 00:03:16,034 Holy crap. 88 00:03:16,059 --> 00:03:18,588 I can... I can actually pay my bills. 89 00:03:18,613 --> 00:03:21,434 And you'll get more when you finish the script. 90 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:23,539 Though, of course, you'll have to split it with Dina. 91 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:26,177 That's fine with me, I'm just, uh... 92 00:03:26,202 --> 00:03:27,592 RAMOS: So overwhelmed. 93 00:03:27,843 --> 00:03:29,659 You're right, taking out the sweaters. 94 00:03:29,684 --> 00:03:31,884 See? I have no idea what to pack. 95 00:03:32,564 --> 00:03:34,557 I mean, I've never even been to Houston. 96 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,274 What am I supposed to do there? 97 00:03:37,455 --> 00:03:39,909 Eat barbecue and talk about the Astros? 98 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:42,214 PETRA: Always a good idea to talk about football in Texas. 99 00:03:42,238 --> 00:03:46,221 (CHUCKLES) The Astros are baseball, not football. 100 00:03:46,246 --> 00:03:47,318 Same difference. 101 00:03:50,087 --> 00:03:52,736 You know, it's funny, I never saw myself 102 00:03:52,761 --> 00:03:56,258 working for a non-profit, or in public policy, 103 00:03:56,933 --> 00:03:58,028 but... 104 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:03,732 I should at least go check it out, right? 105 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:05,464 Yes, absolutely. 106 00:04:05,489 --> 00:04:07,206 This is a really good opportunity, 107 00:04:07,231 --> 00:04:10,414 - and you shouldn't second-guess it. - (SIGHS) 108 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:12,739 - What's taking you so long in there? - Here I come. 109 00:04:16,891 --> 00:04:19,639 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, hey, it's Houston Petra, y'all. 110 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:25,066 Wow. I wanted to show you 111 00:04:25,091 --> 00:04:26,667 that when I come to Houston, I can fit 112 00:04:26,691 --> 00:04:28,458 right in with all your new friends. 113 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,793 You're really sweet... 114 00:04:30,906 --> 00:04:31,971 (LAUGHS) 115 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:33,596 ... and so crazy. 116 00:04:34,178 --> 00:04:37,099 Look, if we have to do long distance, we will. 117 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:39,677 (LAUGHS): I'm sorry, Petra, that hair... 118 00:04:39,702 --> 00:04:41,804 (SOUTHERN ACCENT): Oh, I'm not Petra. 119 00:04:42,273 --> 00:04:43,796 No, I'm Patti, tonight. 120 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:47,009 Well, come here, Patti. 121 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:48,534 MARLENE: I'm so into this. 122 00:04:49,046 --> 00:04:51,945 The writing is great, the story moves, 123 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:53,375 this first chapter just works. 124 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,560 (LAUGHS): Who is your mentor? 125 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:56,986 Oh, right, me. (LAUGHING) 126 00:04:57,412 --> 00:05:00,598 Marlene, what has gotten into you? You're so happy. 127 00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:02,302 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen 128 00:05:02,326 --> 00:05:04,587 Marlene's teeth before. They are white. 129 00:05:04,612 --> 00:05:06,946 Because the writing is so great. 130 00:05:08,283 --> 00:05:11,467 Okay, and I also have a new lover! 131 00:05:11,859 --> 00:05:14,420 (LAUGHS) But really, I would have been this happy anyway, 132 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:15,804 because of your writing. 133 00:05:15,829 --> 00:05:18,568 Okay, a click less happy but still very happy. 134 00:05:18,593 --> 00:05:19,897 You're doing great, Jane. 135 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:20,943 Keep it up. 136 00:05:20,968 --> 00:05:22,978 Thank you. I-I plan to. 137 00:05:23,374 --> 00:05:25,122 Although, now I have to divide my time 138 00:05:25,147 --> 00:05:28,083 between my novel and my dad's telenovela. 139 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:29,786 Oh, well, don't lose focus on your novel. 140 00:05:29,854 --> 00:05:32,214 Because I would love to show it to a friend in the industry. 141 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:34,477 - Really? That would be... - Okay, okay. 142 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,335 The friend is actually my lover. 143 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,373 (LAUGHS) She's in publishing, and she's a genius. 144 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:41,482 - That's amazing. - She's amazing. 145 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,552 You're amazing. Write that novel, you have to. 146 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:47,490 I will. I will work on it in the mornings, 147 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,905 and the telenovela in the afternoons. 148 00:05:48,929 --> 00:05:50,928 I will have new material for you to show your lover 149 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:52,518 in a couple weeks. 150 00:05:52,543 --> 00:05:54,803 Great. We'll probably be married by then. 151 00:05:54,828 --> 00:05:56,223 Oh! I'm kidding. 152 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:57,846 Oh, maybe I'm not. Ah! 153 00:05:58,047 --> 00:05:59,413 Okay, I got to go. 154 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:01,054 I have a meeting with Mateo's teacher. 155 00:06:01,078 --> 00:06:04,084 He's having trouble learning to read. 156 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:05,242 Oh, that's funny, 157 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:06,755 because you're a writer. 158 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,513 Yeah, funny. (CHUCKLES) 159 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:10,041 Hadn't thought of that. 160 00:06:13,349 --> 00:06:15,008 You seem a little wired this morning. 161 00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:17,352 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR (CHUCKLES): Maybe he has a new lover. 162 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:19,328 I am just excited. 163 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:23,006 I am close to selling my first million dollar house, 164 00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:24,318 and there is a couple coming 165 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,903 for their second appointment this week. 166 00:06:26,755 --> 00:06:28,888 - Ms. Everette, hi. - Thanks for coming in. 167 00:06:28,913 --> 00:06:29,990 - Thank you. - Of course. 168 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,076 So I just thought we should discuss Mateo's progress. 169 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,489 Great. We wanted to check in, too. At home, 170 00:06:34,514 --> 00:06:37,414 his rhyming is improving, but he'd still rather build castles 171 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,878 with his flashcards than do his work. 172 00:06:38,902 --> 00:06:40,967 - Yeah, but who wouldn't? - I wouldn't. 173 00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:43,375 - Besides you. - Well, one of the reasons 174 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,555 I called you in is because I'm wondering whether there might be 175 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:49,214 something else going on with Mateo. 176 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:50,700 There's no cause for alarm, 177 00:06:51,258 --> 00:06:52,726 but sometimes when kids are struggling 178 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,339 more than they should, just, you know, 179 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:55,763 makes sense to have them tested. 180 00:06:57,164 --> 00:06:59,885 Uh, tested for what, exactly? 181 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:02,993 Could be any number of things. Could be a learning disability, 182 00:07:03,018 --> 00:07:04,890 it could be a sensory processing disorder, 183 00:07:04,915 --> 00:07:06,849 ADHD, dyslexia, 184 00:07:07,162 --> 00:07:08,594 or it could be nothing at all. 185 00:07:08,854 --> 00:07:10,452 This just could be who Mateo is. 186 00:07:10,477 --> 00:07:12,043 But there's enough red flags 187 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,769 that I do think it's worthwhile, 188 00:07:13,794 --> 00:07:15,927 having him evaluated by a professional. 189 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,765 So, uh, I'll call the doctor and make an appointment today. 190 00:07:23,346 --> 00:07:24,911 You really think that's necessary? 191 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:26,195 He's only six. 192 00:07:26,284 --> 00:07:27,834 And the teacher said it herself, 193 00:07:27,859 --> 00:07:29,449 it all might just be his personality. 194 00:07:29,719 --> 00:07:32,207 But she also said she thought Mateo should get tested. 195 00:07:32,383 --> 00:07:34,910 Well, I don't want to. No. 196 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,779 Wait, what do you mean, "No"? 197 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:38,888 He's just a kid with a lot of energy. 198 00:07:38,913 --> 00:07:40,467 I had a lot of energy when I was a kid. 199 00:07:40,491 --> 00:07:43,052 Uh, boys in general have a lot of energy. 200 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,671 Great, so then what's the harm of getting him tested? 201 00:07:45,696 --> 00:07:47,563 Because they'll find something, even if there's nothing to find. 202 00:07:47,587 --> 00:07:49,945 People these days, they hand out diagnoses like Halloween candy. 203 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,461 I'm sorry, but I am putting my foot down. 204 00:07:53,078 --> 00:07:54,538 You're putting your foot down? 205 00:07:54,563 --> 00:07:57,166 He is not getting tested, end of story. 206 00:07:58,335 --> 00:07:59,553 Now I got to get back to work. 207 00:08:01,936 --> 00:08:03,341 "End of story". 208 00:08:03,474 --> 00:08:04,981 (SCOFFS) Well, you know what? 209 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,806 (CHUCKLES) I'm the writer, I'll end the story. 210 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:10,497 Hi, this is Jane Villanueva. I'd like to make 211 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:13,415 an urgent appointment for my son as soon as possible. 212 00:08:14,099 --> 00:08:15,217 Yes, I'll hold. 213 00:08:21,081 --> 00:08:22,800 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Man, I can't believe Jane made 214 00:08:22,824 --> 00:08:24,923 that doctor's appointment behind Rafael's back. 215 00:08:25,455 --> 00:08:26,908 Oops. Wrong appointment. 216 00:08:26,933 --> 00:08:28,536 Boy, I really got to focus. 217 00:08:28,561 --> 00:08:29,611 Hi, good to see you. 218 00:08:29,636 --> 00:08:31,414 Let's jump in. I have a lot of notes, and we need 219 00:08:31,438 --> 00:08:34,586 to turn a finished script in to the studio in two weeks. 220 00:08:34,611 --> 00:08:35,721 Wow, that fast, huh? 221 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:37,413 Yeah. That's how it works in TV. 222 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:39,920 Everybody's on deadline all the time, and we need to do 223 00:08:39,945 --> 00:08:41,746 rounds and rounds of rewrites for the studio 224 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,981 and then again for the network. 225 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,104 The work never stops. 226 00:08:45,065 --> 00:08:46,175 Is that too much for you? 227 00:08:46,419 --> 00:08:47,697 - Of course not. - Agreed. 228 00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:49,466 Of course not. I'm excited to get started. 229 00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:51,453 ROGELIO: All right, the dream team. 230 00:08:51,815 --> 00:08:54,604 With your talent and passion combined with Dina's 231 00:08:54,629 --> 00:08:57,196 - decades of experience... - One more thing. 232 00:08:57,597 --> 00:08:59,931 I will only speak to you. 233 00:09:00,399 --> 00:09:02,694 Any thoughts your dad may have 234 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:05,303 must only be relayed through you. 235 00:09:05,371 --> 00:09:06,371 What? 236 00:09:07,701 --> 00:09:08,834 (CLEARS THROAT) 237 00:09:08,859 --> 00:09:10,709 Uh, ask her "What?" 238 00:09:11,478 --> 00:09:13,956 - What? - No need for "what". You got it. 239 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:17,181 Now your father needs to leave so I can give you my notes. 240 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:20,474 - Dina, I assure you, I'll be nothing but... - Jane? 241 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:22,771 Is someone speaking? 242 00:09:23,435 --> 00:09:25,543 You know what, Dad? Maybe it's best if you go. 243 00:09:25,568 --> 00:09:27,170 Dina and I can take care of it from here. 244 00:09:28,056 --> 00:09:29,123 Uh... 245 00:09:30,341 --> 00:09:32,250 - Of course. - Okay. 246 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:41,473 (QUIETLY): Dad... 247 00:09:44,102 --> 00:09:46,202 Okay. Let's get to work. 248 00:09:46,971 --> 00:09:48,423 It worked. 249 00:09:49,476 --> 00:09:50,891 Our scientists did it. 250 00:09:51,086 --> 00:09:53,318 They've made the air sustainable for life, 251 00:09:53,779 --> 00:09:55,440 which resulted in this... 252 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,853 (EXHALES): Wow... 253 00:09:57,878 --> 00:10:00,678 ... the first-ever Martian flower. 254 00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:03,745 It is an amazing achievement for our administration. 255 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,430 Wow. This should be the symbol 256 00:10:06,784 --> 00:10:08,690 on the new Martian-American flag. 257 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:09,902 Crumple it. 258 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:13,606 Crumple the flower. 259 00:10:13,677 --> 00:10:15,322 Don't listen to that Earth child. 260 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,584 You can't crumple the first Martian flower. 261 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:19,844 See? 262 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,985 That's what happens to your virginity. 263 00:10:22,641 --> 00:10:25,619 Once it's gone, you can never, ever get it back. 264 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,663 (SCOFFS) Please, it's a little late for that. 265 00:10:27,687 --> 00:10:30,922 My flower's been crumpled for 96 Martian years. 266 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:34,125 What is she talking about? What is this? 267 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,629 (EXHALES) 268 00:10:42,302 --> 00:10:44,202 (HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGING) 269 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,188 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Good, Jane. 270 00:10:52,212 --> 00:10:53,778 Focus on the telenovela. 271 00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:57,056 RAFAEL: Flowers are not gonna make me forgive you, Luisa. 272 00:10:57,736 --> 00:11:00,634 Your signature was all over Rose's bank accounts. 273 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:04,394 The woman can forge faces, I'm sure she can forge a signature. 274 00:11:04,591 --> 00:11:06,224 I promise, I'm not part of... 275 00:11:06,893 --> 00:11:09,493 - whatever criminal things she's doing. - And I don't believe you. 276 00:11:09,619 --> 00:11:11,619 You have lied too many times before. 277 00:11:11,644 --> 00:11:13,177 But I'm not lying now. 278 00:11:13,729 --> 00:11:16,367 Come on, Rafael. Think of how far we've come. 279 00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:19,136 I'm sorry. Rose is too dangerous. I can't risk it. 280 00:11:23,211 --> 00:11:25,109 How did it go? Did he believe you? 281 00:11:25,134 --> 00:11:26,600 (SIGHS) No. 282 00:11:27,672 --> 00:11:29,213 Well, don't give up, girl. 283 00:11:29,238 --> 00:11:30,838 Get him some proof that you're innocent. 284 00:11:31,828 --> 00:11:33,728 You're so sweet to care so much. 285 00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:36,220 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, sweet, or diabolical, 286 00:11:36,245 --> 00:11:38,946 conniving and working for your psychopath ex-girlfriend. 287 00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:41,968 - Oh, you know who you have to go see? - Who? 288 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,751 - Your psychopath ex-girlfriend. - "Sociopath". 289 00:11:44,776 --> 00:11:46,120 - Oh, my bad. - Mine, too. 290 00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,523 Maybe she could help with proof. 291 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:49,492 No. It's too hard for me to see her. 292 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,263 That woman's all hair and cheekbones. 293 00:11:51,347 --> 00:11:53,414 Luisa, you are stronger than you know. 294 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:54,839 And your brother's worth it, right? 295 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,475 Come on. You got this, girl. 296 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,969 PETRA: Girls, Mommy needs some privacy. 297 00:11:59,993 --> 00:12:01,633 Stay in your room and play with your toys. 298 00:12:04,278 --> 00:12:05,408 RAMOS (OVER PHONE): You've reached Jane Ramos. 299 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:07,928 - Please leave a message. - Hey, J.R., 300 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:10,202 it's me. I'm-I'm sorry I keep missing you. 301 00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:11,498 Call me back when you can. 302 00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:12,902 (SOUTHERN ACCENT): Oh, it's, uh, 303 00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:14,392 it's Patti, by the way. 304 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:17,027 - Who's Patti? - (REGULAR ACCENT): Don't you knock? 305 00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,897 I did. I guess Patti didn't hear me. 306 00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:21,603 Okay, well... (SCOFFS) 307 00:12:21,628 --> 00:12:24,355 if you must know, J.R. is in Houston right now, 308 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:25,731 and we haven't spoken since she left. 309 00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:27,798 - We keep missing each other. - I'm sorry. 310 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:29,874 That sucks. And Patti? 311 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,295 Never mind about Patti. Look, the girls 312 00:12:31,319 --> 00:12:32,621 will be ready for you in a second. Girls! 313 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:34,345 Uh... stop playing. Let's go! 314 00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:37,020 Oh, I should warn you, they're obsessed 315 00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:38,272 with their new circuit builder. 316 00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:40,216 - They can't focus on anything else. - (CHUCKLES) 317 00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:41,904 Maybe we should have them tested, too. 318 00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:45,934 Uh, Mateo's teacher suggested 319 00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:47,969 getting him tested for a learning disability 320 00:12:47,994 --> 00:12:50,048 or an attention thing and Jane's all for it. 321 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,713 But it's ridiculous, because there's nothing wrong. 322 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,219 Really? 323 00:12:54,244 --> 00:12:56,100 He's six. He's rambunctious. 324 00:12:56,169 --> 00:12:58,037 Or there's a real problem 325 00:12:58,062 --> 00:12:59,782 - that needs to be addressed. - There isn't. 326 00:13:00,086 --> 00:13:02,615 Rafael, your daughters are in therapy, 327 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,779 you're on antidepressants. 328 00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:06,110 Your son may also need some professional help. 329 00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:10,641 Okay, look, I know it's hard, all right? 330 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,417 But, hey, as Patti would say, 331 00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:14,566 (SOUTHERN ACCENT): when you dig a ditch, that 332 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:16,145 dirt's got to go somewhere. 333 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:17,892 - What the hell does that mean? - (REGULAR ACCENT): It means 334 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:19,956 get over yourself and have Mateo take the damn test. 335 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,798 Okay, so I thought about what you said, 336 00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:29,163 and I think you're right. 337 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,171 We should get Mateo tested. 338 00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:32,858 So, I will 339 00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:34,015 call the doctor. 340 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,207 Oh, no, wait, um... I'll do it. 341 00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,066 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: She already did it! 342 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:41,040 But later. I-I just want to be in front of my computer 343 00:13:41,065 --> 00:13:42,987 so that I can take notes if they say anything important. 344 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:44,621 Oh, it's okay. I have a pen. I'll just take notes. 345 00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:45,713 Um... 346 00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,619 You're gonna lose your tip. Go. I'll handle this. 347 00:13:52,358 --> 00:13:53,492 Sorry. 348 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,394 Hi, I'd like to make an appointment. 349 00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:58,996 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Focus, Jane! 350 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,911 - Hey, hey, hey... - Oh! Oh, oh... shoot. Oh, sorry. 351 00:14:02,524 --> 00:14:04,024 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 352 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:10,208 Wow. 353 00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:12,543 What are the, uh, chances? 354 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,903 They already have an appointment scheduled for a boy 355 00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:17,615 named Mateo Gloriano Rogelio Solano Villanueva. 356 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,225 (LAUGHS) Who knew it was such a popular name? 357 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,530 - You went behind my back? Seriously? - It's just, uh, 358 00:14:22,853 --> 00:14:25,034 the doctor's really hard to get into, so I didn't want to wait, 359 00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:28,069 plus, everything I've read about these learning issues 360 00:14:28,094 --> 00:14:31,061 says that early diagnosis is extremely important, 361 00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:33,313 and I just felt like you were acting irrationally, so... 362 00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:34,617 Oh, so you're diagnosing me, too, now, Doctor? 363 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,361 - I just meant... - I don't want to hear it, 364 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:37,609 I will see you at the test. 365 00:14:44,991 --> 00:14:47,668 And then he walked away. Didn't even say bye. 366 00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:49,995 - Yikes, that's bad. - Right? 367 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,231 You just went behind his back and made the appointment? 368 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,189 I know, I know. It's awful. 369 00:14:54,257 --> 00:14:55,690 (PHONE BUZZING) 370 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:57,759 It's Marlene. Hey. 371 00:14:57,991 --> 00:14:59,682 Jane, I have to tell you something, 372 00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:01,467 but you have to promise not to get mad at me. 373 00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,454 - I gave your pages to my lover! - What... 374 00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:04,600 And my lover loved your pages 375 00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:06,894 and can't wait to see the next installment in two weeks. 376 00:15:06,963 --> 00:15:09,848 Uh, wait, I-I won't be done with it in two weeks. 377 00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:11,973 The telenovela writing is taking up more of my time. 378 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,329 No, Jane, you cannot let the novel languish. 379 00:15:14,354 --> 00:15:17,879 Opportunities like this are rare, and so is inspiration. 380 00:15:22,447 --> 00:15:23,812 You're right. Okay. 381 00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:24,892 Who needs sleep? (CHUCKLES) 382 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,583 Not me and Jill. Now get to work. 383 00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:33,906 I'm beginning to think we need to put our phone calls 384 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,786 on the calendar if we're ever gonna be able to talk. 385 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:36,840 I know. 386 00:15:36,865 --> 00:15:39,965 Long distance sucks. But I do have 15 minutes before 387 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,876 - my next round of interviews. - PETRA: Okay! 388 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,887 What's the most important thing for us to talk about? 389 00:15:43,911 --> 00:15:46,545 The people? The weather? The chicken? 390 00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:52,265 Actually, I'm not really in the mood to talk. 391 00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:54,105 Oh. 392 00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:57,092 Well, do you want me to get Patti? 393 00:15:58,684 --> 00:16:01,930 No. I think I want Petra. 394 00:16:01,955 --> 00:16:03,040 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw... 395 00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:06,928 Ooh, they nasty. 396 00:16:09,132 --> 00:16:10,498 (PETRA MOANING) 397 00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:15,380 - What are you doing here? - Uh, nothing. 398 00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:18,406 I-I, I wanted to talk to Petra but sounds like she's busy, 399 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:20,660 - so I'll come back. - What's going on out here? 400 00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:22,221 - Nothing. - She was spying on you. 401 00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:24,356 - I wasn't. - Mind your own business, Temp. 402 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,681 - And get me a water, I'm parched. - I bet. 403 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,941 Um, are you alone in here? 404 00:16:30,253 --> 00:16:32,229 (SIGHS) Well, if you must know, 405 00:16:32,254 --> 00:16:34,065 J.R. and I were just having FaceTime sex. 406 00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,496 - Ooh. - Because out of the blue, 407 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,431 a job opportunity came up, but it's in Houston. 408 00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,970 - Houston. - Yes. It's in immigration, 409 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,162 and I'm really happy for her. 410 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:42,564 Of course you are. 411 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,543 Then again, Houston is pretty far away. 412 00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:47,715 Oh, people make long distance work all the time. 413 00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:49,147 Come on, Petra. 414 00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:50,708 Okay, fine. I'm terrified of what will happen, 415 00:16:50,732 --> 00:16:52,585 but I can't stand in the way of her happiness. 416 00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:54,776 Has J.R. looked for immigration jobs in Miami? 417 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:56,395 I don't know. 418 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,545 It's worth a conversation. 419 00:16:57,998 --> 00:16:59,048 Speaking of jobs, 420 00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:00,737 can I have nights off for the next two weeks? 421 00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:01,927 I need more writing time. 422 00:17:01,952 --> 00:17:03,084 Yeah, sure. 423 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,575 How's the telenovela going? 424 00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:07,255 Yeah... it's definitely out there. 425 00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,223 Do not worry. 426 00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:12,304 I had our spacesuits customized 427 00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:14,640 so we could make love in outer space. 428 00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,481 Oh, good. Thank God. 429 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:23,972 It's okay, we're married. 430 00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:28,992 Who is this chick? 431 00:17:32,148 --> 00:17:33,781 - (AIR ESCAPING) - (SCREAMS) 432 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,750 ¡Dios mío! 433 00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:40,455 Wha...? 434 00:17:41,038 --> 00:17:42,366 (EXHALES) 435 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,860 (HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGING) 436 00:17:50,609 --> 00:17:51,754 How's it going? 437 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,336 Eh, balancing the novel and the telenovela 438 00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:57,507 is turning out to be a lot harder than I thought. 439 00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:59,009 (CHUCKLES) Oh... don't worry, 440 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:00,427 I won't let Dad down. 441 00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:03,410 I'll just put the novel aside for a while, 442 00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:05,516 and focus on finishing the telenovela. 443 00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:06,905 And you're okay with that? 444 00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:10,565 Of course. Ready to go, Mr. Sweetface? Mwah. 445 00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:15,056 (SIGHS) 446 00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,923 JANE: Do you remember what we talked about earlier? 447 00:18:16,947 --> 00:18:18,626 You're gonna have a fun day. 448 00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:21,986 And you get to play fun games, and a lot of kids do this, 449 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:26,235 so don't worry, 'cause it's gonna be really, really fun. 450 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:27,908 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Maybe overselling the fun... 451 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,007 And when you're done, we can go get ice cream. 452 00:18:30,032 --> 00:18:31,965 - (GASPS) Hey. - (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 453 00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:34,142 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 454 00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:36,621 So the evaluation will take about three hours. 455 00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:38,115 Feel free to go get a cup of coffee 456 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,663 and come back when it's all done. 457 00:18:39,688 --> 00:18:40,748 BOTH: Thank you. 458 00:18:40,773 --> 00:18:41,839 Ready, Mateo? 459 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,866 Bye, Mr. Sweetface. Mwah. 460 00:18:44,554 --> 00:18:45,749 See you soon, buddy. 461 00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:51,993 I'm really sorry. 462 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,216 I-I know I overstepped. 463 00:18:54,348 --> 00:18:57,383 Yeah, you're right, which is why I've decided to get a lawyer, 464 00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:59,358 so we can adjust our custody agreement to make sure 465 00:18:59,382 --> 00:19:01,280 you never make another medical decision for Mateo 466 00:19:01,304 --> 00:19:02,737 without my input again. 467 00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,626 Uh, uh... 468 00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:09,304 A lawyer? 469 00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:11,096 U-Uh, isn't that a little extreme? 470 00:19:11,728 --> 00:19:13,893 - Rafael, can we at least talk? - No. 471 00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:15,640 What do you mean, "No"? 472 00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:17,729 I mean, I have to open a house to potential buyers, 473 00:19:17,754 --> 00:19:19,399 and I got a bunch of muffins in my trunk. 474 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:21,978 - Muffins? - Is that a euphemism? 475 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,302 I'll be back to pick up my son after the evaluation. 476 00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:25,838 Wait, you can't just leave like that. 477 00:19:26,129 --> 00:19:28,096 (TIRES SCREECHING) 478 00:19:28,693 --> 00:19:30,293 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Don't do it, Jane. 479 00:19:30,396 --> 00:19:31,900 Just focus on Mateo. 480 00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:33,968 (TIRES SCREECHING) 481 00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:35,250 Oh, no. 482 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,595 Looks like we got ourselves a high-speed car chase. 483 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:42,354 Well, more like a "going the speed limit 484 00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:44,339 - and obeying stop signs" chase. - (PHONE RINGING) 485 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,034 Are you chasing me? 486 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,159 JANE: Yes! Because it's not okay 487 00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:50,528 to say something like, "I'm getting a lawyer", 488 00:19:50,553 --> 00:19:51,753 and then run away. 489 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:53,598 Oh, but it's okay to go behind my back 490 00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,923 to make a major medical decision about our son? 491 00:19:55,992 --> 00:19:57,970 I understand that you're upset with me, 492 00:19:57,994 --> 00:20:00,428 but I really don't think we need to get lawyers involved. 493 00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:01,719 Go screw yourself! 494 00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:03,665 Are you kidding me right now? 495 00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:05,576 You cannot talk to me like that. 496 00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:07,310 No, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the guy 497 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:09,371 in front of me driving like a complete ass! 498 00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:11,156 Maybe if you weren't driving like a maniac... 499 00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:12,385 RAFAEL: See you, sucker. 500 00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,620 - Was that to someone else? - Nope. 501 00:20:15,534 --> 00:20:17,583 Rafael, can we please talk about this? 502 00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,274 (HORN HONKING, METAL CRASHES OVER PHONE) 503 00:20:24,371 --> 00:20:25,868 - RAFAEL: Damn it. - Are you okay? 504 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,901 Yeah. I got into a fender bender. 505 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,027 (BEEPS) 506 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,543 - Are you hurt? - RAFAEL: No, I'm fine. 507 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,707 But I have a showing and now I have 508 00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:40,091 to wait for the police to show up. 509 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,177 Let me go to the house. 510 00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:43,835 - What? - Text me the address and I'll 511 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,340 stall the buyers until you get there. 512 00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:46,940 Just give me your muffins. 513 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:48,858 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to... 514 00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:51,101 Jane the Realtor. 515 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:53,663 Oh, uh, we were expecting... 516 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,121 Mr. Solano, I know. 517 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,780 I'm his associate, uh, he should be here any minute. 518 00:20:58,805 --> 00:21:00,886 Uh, but, he just asked me to show you around. 519 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,377 Great. Well, I'm excited to show 520 00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:04,561 my husband Kenny the place. He missed the open house, 521 00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:06,106 but I absolutely fell in love with it. 522 00:21:06,244 --> 00:21:07,922 KENNY: Can't wait. Let's see it. 523 00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:10,420 Sure. Uh, but first 524 00:21:10,445 --> 00:21:13,379 would you like to just take a beat and enjoy a muffin? 525 00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:15,504 No, thanks. Just the tour. 526 00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:16,628 Great. 527 00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:20,507 Uh, well, um, th-this here is the living room. 528 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:23,648 As you can see, it is very... roomy, 529 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,040 uh, really built for living. 530 00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:28,817 (SOFTLY): Right. 531 00:21:28,842 --> 00:21:32,011 And, uh, over here we have... 532 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:33,957 the bathroom. 533 00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:37,403 I-I, I don't know why I said that so surprised. 534 00:21:37,576 --> 00:21:38,916 It's a bathroom. (CHUCKLES) 535 00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:42,018 What year was this house built? 536 00:21:44,532 --> 00:21:45,577 Mmm... 537 00:21:45,601 --> 00:21:47,706 uh... 538 00:21:47,731 --> 00:21:48,806 why don't you take a guess? 539 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:49,852 MORGAN: Uh... 540 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:50,877 the '90s? 541 00:21:52,822 --> 00:21:53,942 Ding, ding, ding! 542 00:21:54,703 --> 00:21:55,770 Good eye. 543 00:21:56,736 --> 00:21:59,219 Oh, look! Here we have a... 544 00:21:59,822 --> 00:22:00,968 another bathroom. 545 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,600 Why don't you check this one out? 546 00:22:02,786 --> 00:22:04,336 You know, take your time. 547 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,367 You know, feel free to check the water pressure, 548 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,311 really get to know the space. I'll wait out here. 549 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,706 I'd love to know the walkability score. 550 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,089 Uh... yes, that-that is good to know. 551 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,117 Um... I can personally attest 552 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,992 that it's very... flat. 553 00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:34,561 (CHUCKLES) Like most of Florida. 554 00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:36,576 You know, easy to walk here. No hills. 555 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:39,664 I meant access to local shops and restaurants. 556 00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:42,291 Of course, I was just getting to that. 557 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:44,103 Excellent access. 558 00:22:44,204 --> 00:22:46,735 Yeah, you can, you can really 559 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,138 get to so many things, um... 560 00:22:49,239 --> 00:22:51,147 gas stations, coffee shops, 561 00:22:51,902 --> 00:22:54,193 - other stores. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hurry up, Rafael. 562 00:22:54,218 --> 00:22:55,570 I can't watch this. 563 00:22:55,595 --> 00:22:57,195 So how much longer is this gonna take? 564 00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:00,363 Never mind, take your time. 565 00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:03,551 So, the microwave is built into the cabinet. 566 00:23:03,576 --> 00:23:04,614 Pretty cool. 567 00:23:04,639 --> 00:23:09,785 Uh, a-as you can see, the stove is, uh, gas. 568 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,054 What about the HVAC? 569 00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:13,079 Is that gas or electric? 570 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:16,913 That is a great question. You guys came prepared. 571 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,317 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Someone had to. 572 00:23:18,341 --> 00:23:19,585 Let me just pull up the specs. 573 00:23:25,249 --> 00:23:26,832 What's wrong? Is there something 574 00:23:26,857 --> 00:23:28,337 you're not telling us about the HVAC? 575 00:23:28,362 --> 00:23:31,034 No, of course not. The, the HVAC is amazing. 576 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:33,093 Top of the line. Have you tried the muffins? 577 00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:35,786 What my associate is trying to say 578 00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:37,835 is that the HVAC was just updated last year. 579 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:40,327 It's eco-friendly and it uses an electric heating coil. 580 00:23:40,456 --> 00:23:41,933 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, thank God, I was about 581 00:23:41,957 --> 00:23:43,835 to put in an offer just to end this misery. 582 00:23:43,859 --> 00:23:46,171 They also have questions about the walkability score. 583 00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:48,740 Hmm, 80, which is great. Not only are you blocks 584 00:23:48,764 --> 00:23:50,042 from the grocery score, but you could even 585 00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:51,499 walk to your local elementary school. 586 00:23:51,523 --> 00:23:52,789 KENNY: That's good to hear. 587 00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:54,806 But it is in a flood zone. 588 00:23:54,831 --> 00:23:57,198 This is Miami. Everything's in a flood zone. 589 00:23:57,829 --> 00:23:59,006 That's what insurance is for. 590 00:23:59,031 --> 00:24:00,088 RAFAEL: Exactly. 591 00:24:00,113 --> 00:24:01,557 If you plan when things are good, 592 00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:03,907 then you are covered if things are bad. 593 00:24:07,496 --> 00:24:09,673 I mean, can't you just imagine our son growing up here? 594 00:24:10,228 --> 00:24:11,562 We could put in a swing set, 595 00:24:11,587 --> 00:24:12,864 there's plenty of room in the den 596 00:24:12,888 --> 00:24:14,733 for his blanket forts, and look at that tree... 597 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,278 you've been wanting to build a tree house forever. 598 00:24:16,302 --> 00:24:17,635 It's pretty idyllic. 599 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:21,061 And as he gets older, he can really grow into that room. 600 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,252 Okay, let's do it. 601 00:24:23,132 --> 00:24:25,252 MORGAN: We'll have our agent put in the offer tonight. 602 00:24:25,742 --> 00:24:27,711 Perfect. Come on. I'll walk you guys out. 603 00:24:27,903 --> 00:24:28,970 Yeah. 604 00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:31,905 (EXHALES) 605 00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:36,310 - Congratulations, expert real estate guy. - (DOOR CLOSES) 606 00:24:39,131 --> 00:24:41,665 Sorry, but that was stressful and I missed breakfast. 607 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,184 - (CHUCKLES) - Thanks for covering my ass. 608 00:24:45,156 --> 00:24:47,257 It was the least I can do. 609 00:24:48,961 --> 00:24:50,399 And I'm so sorry... 610 00:24:50,926 --> 00:24:52,271 for going behind your back. 611 00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,694 And for chasing you down the streets of Miami. 612 00:24:54,719 --> 00:24:56,547 Obviously, we can say without a doubt 613 00:24:57,688 --> 00:24:58,799 I'm in the wrong. 614 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,177 - That was really hard, you know? - What? 615 00:25:03,447 --> 00:25:05,688 Hearing that couple talk about their kid's future. 616 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:07,741 Just kind of hit me. 617 00:25:08,665 --> 00:25:10,110 What if Mateo really has an issue? 618 00:25:10,179 --> 00:25:11,382 We don't know that he does. 619 00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:12,491 But what if he does? 620 00:25:12,516 --> 00:25:14,282 - Then we'll deal with it. - I know. 621 00:25:14,758 --> 00:25:17,418 But I think you just want your kid to have, like, a normal life. 622 00:25:18,731 --> 00:25:19,864 Whatever that means. 623 00:25:19,889 --> 00:25:20,969 It will be. 624 00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:22,639 His normal. 625 00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:25,419 Look, here's what I know. 626 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,531 Mateo is the same amazing kid today as he was yesterday. 627 00:25:31,691 --> 00:25:33,207 And now it's just up to us to figure out 628 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:34,919 how we can support that kid that we both love 629 00:25:34,943 --> 00:25:36,743 so much as best we can. 630 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:38,838 And we will. 631 00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:41,053 Because no matter what, we're in this together. 632 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,011 And... 633 00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:45,736 I'm sorry I acted like we weren't. 634 00:25:47,397 --> 00:25:48,516 You are forgiven. 635 00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:50,584 And thank you. 636 00:25:53,326 --> 00:25:54,405 Muffin bottom? 637 00:25:55,658 --> 00:25:56,757 Yeah. 638 00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:00,661 (INHALES SHARPLY) 639 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:04,041 So, uh, one of us should go pick up Mateo. 640 00:26:04,488 --> 00:26:05,577 The only thing more traumatizing 641 00:26:05,601 --> 00:26:07,349 than a three-hour doctor appointment is to get out 642 00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:09,457 to find out that your parents forgot about you. 643 00:26:09,709 --> 00:26:12,269 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I can think of something more traumatizing. 644 00:26:12,897 --> 00:26:13,997 Wow. 645 00:26:14,721 --> 00:26:16,973 Just... beautiful. 646 00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:19,847 My prison girlfriend has nothing on you. 647 00:26:20,393 --> 00:26:22,516 Oh. So you're dating? 648 00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:25,953 Mostly I just close my eyes and pretend she's you. 649 00:26:27,632 --> 00:26:29,556 As flattering as that is... 650 00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,623 that is not why I'm here. 651 00:26:32,638 --> 00:26:34,371 There are these bank documents, 652 00:26:34,396 --> 00:26:36,241 and my name is on them, and obviously 653 00:26:36,265 --> 00:26:38,832 I never signed them, so I need you to tell my brother that. 654 00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:40,367 I'll tell him whatever you want. 655 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,179 Thank you. 656 00:26:42,204 --> 00:26:43,837 - But you did sign them. - What? 657 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:46,312 - No, I didn't. - Remember that night... 658 00:26:46,421 --> 00:26:48,242 on the submarine? 659 00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:50,711 When we dressed up as Victoria's Secret Angels? 660 00:26:51,248 --> 00:26:52,281 In Liverpool? 661 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:53,606 Madagascar. 662 00:26:53,761 --> 00:26:56,250 You were in the Giselle sequin wings, 663 00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:58,385 I was in the Naomi feathers. 664 00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,510 ♪♪ 665 00:27:00,677 --> 00:27:03,446 You were drunk and insecure about us. 666 00:27:03,944 --> 00:27:05,636 And I said I'd prove my love to you 667 00:27:05,661 --> 00:27:07,461 by giving you everything I had? 668 00:27:08,101 --> 00:27:09,300 I gave you... 669 00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:11,059 all of my accounts. 670 00:27:11,084 --> 00:27:13,718 You signed the documents, putting everything in your name. 671 00:27:14,601 --> 00:27:16,417 Oh, my God, I do remember. 672 00:27:16,855 --> 00:27:18,672 (EXHALES) 673 00:27:18,761 --> 00:27:20,885 I signed the papers and then that man that said 674 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:22,554 that he works for Paul Manafort came on board 675 00:27:22,578 --> 00:27:23,886 - and took everything. - Exactly. 676 00:27:23,911 --> 00:27:26,199 And after Michael started sniffing around, 677 00:27:26,224 --> 00:27:28,302 I had to do something to stop him, didn't I? 678 00:27:28,327 --> 00:27:29,360 So you... 679 00:27:29,852 --> 00:27:31,663 Would do anything to protect you? 680 00:27:31,749 --> 00:27:33,624 Even though you're the reason I'm in prison? 681 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,232 Yes. 682 00:27:37,426 --> 00:27:39,459 Why are you trying to claw your way 683 00:27:39,484 --> 00:27:41,972 back into Rafael's life when you have someone 684 00:27:42,384 --> 00:27:43,574 who loves you? 685 00:27:44,051 --> 00:27:45,266 Unconditionally. 686 00:27:45,982 --> 00:27:47,982 I even sent someone to watch over you. 687 00:27:48,704 --> 00:27:49,919 "Girl"? 688 00:27:50,015 --> 00:27:51,915 Girl. Girl. Girl. 689 00:27:52,716 --> 00:27:53,941 Go to him, Luisa. 690 00:27:54,835 --> 00:27:56,522 Then I'll know you love me, too. 691 00:28:00,108 --> 00:28:02,092 That will never happen. 692 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,086 We'll see. 693 00:28:15,743 --> 00:28:17,576 Listen up, everyone, focus. 694 00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:20,491 I assure you we are addressing our oxygen shortage. 695 00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:22,866 Our Martian filters will deliver 696 00:28:22,891 --> 00:28:24,454 breathable air very soon. 697 00:28:24,919 --> 00:28:26,169 - (CLAMORING) - Yes, you. 698 00:28:26,194 --> 00:28:28,069 Mr. President, what about the rumored affair 699 00:28:28,093 --> 00:28:29,738 with your interplanetary ambassador? 700 00:28:31,115 --> 00:28:34,030 For the last time, my relationship with Blooki 701 00:28:34,055 --> 00:28:36,022 is strictly professional. 702 00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:38,645 REPORTER: So you deny the rumors? 703 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,337 She doesn't even have a mouth. 704 00:28:40,614 --> 00:28:41,980 (BLOOKI SCREECHES) 705 00:28:42,005 --> 00:28:43,551 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 706 00:28:43,576 --> 00:28:45,108 What about the milkshake? 707 00:28:48,011 --> 00:28:49,222 I'm gonna have a baby? 708 00:28:49,247 --> 00:28:50,525 MATEO: Yes, me, Mommy. 709 00:28:50,549 --> 00:28:52,682 Mom? Mommy. What about me? 710 00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:53,806 I can't focus. 711 00:28:53,831 --> 00:28:55,364 Mommy, Mommy. Mommy! 712 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,454 ALL (CHANTING): Mommy, Mommy, Mommy... 713 00:28:57,479 --> 00:28:59,746 Oh, boy. 714 00:29:00,636 --> 00:29:01,702 Is it a bad time? 715 00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,934 Nope. Actually, I can use a break. 716 00:29:04,365 --> 00:29:06,376 But don't worry, I'll get Dina the pages. 717 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,278 Actually, that's why I'm here. 718 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:09,466 Uh... 719 00:29:10,407 --> 00:29:12,314 I spoke to your mother... 720 00:29:12,595 --> 00:29:14,582 and I want to let you off the hook. 721 00:29:15,098 --> 00:29:17,215 - What do you mean? - Well, you can quit the telenovela 722 00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:18,586 if you'd rather be writing your novel. 723 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:21,081 No, no. I-I'm just feeling overwhelmed. 724 00:29:21,106 --> 00:29:22,426 There's a lot going on right now. 725 00:29:22,457 --> 00:29:24,726 You won't hurt my feelings if you don't want to do it. 726 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,883 Thanks, Dad. 727 00:29:27,043 --> 00:29:28,885 But it's also a lot of money. 728 00:29:29,154 --> 00:29:32,489 Well, being paid to make art is tricky. 729 00:29:32,557 --> 00:29:34,491 Money can buy a lot of things. 730 00:29:34,516 --> 00:29:36,149 But passion isn't one of them. 731 00:29:36,706 --> 00:29:38,239 You have to follow your passion. 732 00:29:39,104 --> 00:29:40,735 And, frankly, I need someone 733 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,123 who will live and breathe the telenovela. 734 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,648 Because this is my passion. 735 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,304 My novel has been calling to me. 736 00:29:47,773 --> 00:29:50,251 Then answer the muse. Dina will write the show. 737 00:29:50,275 --> 00:29:51,841 But she won't even speak to you. 738 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:54,132 Let me worry about that. You get your book done. 739 00:29:54,913 --> 00:29:56,436 PETRA: Oh, thank God. 740 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,628 I missed you so much. Mmm. 741 00:29:58,653 --> 00:30:01,095 - It's just been a few days. - Mmm. 742 00:30:01,119 --> 00:30:03,331 I know, but I missed you every minute of those days. 743 00:30:03,355 --> 00:30:04,922 Mmm. 744 00:30:05,691 --> 00:30:07,975 - So? - Drumroll. 745 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,575 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: On it. - (DRUMROLL) 746 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,928 They offered me the job. 747 00:30:11,997 --> 00:30:13,296 Really? 748 00:30:13,365 --> 00:30:15,105 - Congratulations. - Wait. 749 00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:16,778 That's not even the biggest news. 750 00:30:16,802 --> 00:30:18,268 I got another job offer 751 00:30:18,293 --> 00:30:19,694 on the way back from the airport. 752 00:30:20,505 --> 00:30:23,273 From the Florida Immigrant Commission. 753 00:30:23,418 --> 00:30:24,926 Oh, that's great news. 754 00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,431 They don't even want to interview me. 755 00:30:26,707 --> 00:30:29,418 They said I came so highly recommended. 756 00:30:29,443 --> 00:30:30,876 Yes. 757 00:30:31,548 --> 00:30:33,276 By one of their biggest donors. 758 00:30:35,768 --> 00:30:36,963 Wait, you did this? 759 00:30:38,175 --> 00:30:41,057 I sit on the board of several charitable organizations in Miami. 760 00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:43,171 When I learned you were interested in immigration policy, 761 00:30:43,195 --> 00:30:45,362 I put out feelers for any similar opportunities here. 762 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,031 Without asking me first? 763 00:30:48,871 --> 00:30:50,110 I thought you'd be happy. 764 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:51,863 You don't have to move to Houston. 765 00:30:51,887 --> 00:30:53,285 We don't have to do long distance. 766 00:30:54,184 --> 00:30:55,698 I can't believe you did that. 767 00:30:56,059 --> 00:30:57,862 There was a problem, and I solved it. 768 00:30:57,887 --> 00:30:58,896 Wh-What's the issue? 769 00:30:58,921 --> 00:31:01,488 The issue is I want a girlfriend, not a headhunter. 770 00:31:01,817 --> 00:31:03,737 Don't you think you've done enough for my career? 771 00:31:04,382 --> 00:31:06,062 - I was only trying to help. - After what happened 772 00:31:06,086 --> 00:31:08,354 last time, your help is... 773 00:31:09,426 --> 00:31:10,687 the last thing I need. 774 00:31:14,693 --> 00:31:16,555 I know there's a lot of anxiety for parents 775 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:17,735 around this whole process, 776 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,307 so I'll cut to the chase. 777 00:31:19,331 --> 00:31:21,498 I believe Mateo does have ADHD. 778 00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:26,469 I w... 779 00:31:27,072 --> 00:31:29,639 What does that mean for him, specifically? 780 00:31:30,108 --> 00:31:33,587 Well, Mateo really struggles with both inattention and impulsivity. 781 00:31:33,705 --> 00:31:34,978 His executive functions 782 00:31:35,003 --> 00:31:36,723 are somewhat impaired, which is why 783 00:31:36,932 --> 00:31:40,650 tasks aren't completed, why he has trouble self-regulating. 784 00:31:42,224 --> 00:31:44,269 It's just harder for Mateo to focus 785 00:31:44,294 --> 00:31:46,494 and prioritize than it is for other kids. 786 00:31:46,977 --> 00:31:48,124 How can we help him? 787 00:31:48,414 --> 00:31:49,968 Well, there are treatment options that range 788 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,164 from behavior interventions to medication. 789 00:31:52,589 --> 00:31:54,258 I'm happy to go over all of that with you. 790 00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:56,060 Thank you. 791 00:31:58,562 --> 00:31:59,669 Sorry, I... 792 00:31:59,938 --> 00:32:02,773 just trying to imagine what it feels like for Mateo. 793 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,040 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You know what? 794 00:32:04,064 --> 00:32:05,820 Let me show you what it feels like. 795 00:32:06,266 --> 00:32:07,621 Oh, wait, look at that. 796 00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:09,956 Whoops. Spoiler alert. 797 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,481 Oh, hello, Alba. 798 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,449 Ooh, pretty bug. 799 00:32:13,713 --> 00:32:15,680 Now, where were we? 800 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:23,160 - (EXHALES) You okay? - Yeah. Fine. 801 00:32:23,829 --> 00:32:24,928 Oh, come on. 802 00:32:25,336 --> 00:32:27,290 You were the strong one for me yesterday. 803 00:32:28,853 --> 00:32:31,077 I promise I'm good, so if you need to fall apart 804 00:32:31,102 --> 00:32:33,336 a little... I'm here. 805 00:32:36,003 --> 00:32:37,282 I'm just scared. 806 00:32:38,495 --> 00:32:39,809 And a little sad. 807 00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:41,663 Yeah, I know. 808 00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:45,631 - I just want him to have a good life. - He will. 809 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,501 I don't want it to be harder. 810 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:49,764 - It might be. - Oh... 811 00:32:50,122 --> 00:32:52,107 But, hey, that's all he knows. 812 00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:55,892 I just keep thinking about something 813 00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:56,983 a friend of mine said. 814 00:32:58,096 --> 00:33:00,999 How Mateo's the same great kid today as he was yesterday. 815 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:05,535 (SIGHS) 816 00:33:06,772 --> 00:33:08,583 That friend sounds super smart. 817 00:33:08,607 --> 00:33:09,707 She can be. 818 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,511 We've got this. Together. 819 00:33:22,483 --> 00:33:25,654 All right, I'm going to win Dina over with this super-sized 820 00:33:25,679 --> 00:33:28,413 cupcake I made. What do you think? 821 00:33:29,803 --> 00:33:31,221 Isn't that just a cake? 822 00:33:31,502 --> 00:33:34,104 It's... oh. 823 00:33:34,518 --> 00:33:37,315 No baked goods, Rogelio, that won't help. 824 00:33:37,713 --> 00:33:39,666 (SIGHS) Hey. 825 00:33:39,956 --> 00:33:41,022 Hey. 826 00:33:41,455 --> 00:33:42,642 You doing okay? 827 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,478 How are you feeling about Mateo? 828 00:33:44,728 --> 00:33:47,984 Uh, I'm still processing, but okay. 829 00:33:48,664 --> 00:33:49,741 Good. 830 00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:50,999 And you and Rafael? 831 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:52,601 Also better. 832 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:56,171 But we are adjusting our custody agreement. 833 00:33:57,423 --> 00:33:59,357 It's kind of like homeowner's insurance. 834 00:33:59,382 --> 00:34:00,587 You get it when things are good 835 00:34:00,611 --> 00:34:02,077 to protect when things aren't. 836 00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:04,957 I think that's smart. 837 00:34:06,354 --> 00:34:08,016 And I also think you look sad. 838 00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:10,432 I just don't want to prepare for a future 839 00:34:10,456 --> 00:34:11,887 where Rafael and I aren't together. 840 00:34:12,935 --> 00:34:15,891 But it's like Mateo's diagnosis. 841 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:18,394 I don't like it, it's hard, but I have to accept it. 842 00:34:19,162 --> 00:34:21,396 Relationships change, people change. 843 00:34:22,749 --> 00:34:25,272 Yes. That's so true. 844 00:34:27,429 --> 00:34:28,513 And you know what? 845 00:34:28,538 --> 00:34:31,573 That's exactly why I don't need this giant cupcake. 846 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:36,597 I mean, I would have had some. 847 00:34:39,526 --> 00:34:40,526 Oh. 848 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:47,165 I was very clear. I will only speak to you through Jane. 849 00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:49,681 I know. And that's actually what I'm here about. 850 00:34:50,087 --> 00:34:52,244 Jane is no longer working on this project. 851 00:34:52,269 --> 00:34:55,463 Therefore, is no longer available to act as our buffer. 852 00:34:55,576 --> 00:34:56,942 Then I'm off the project. 853 00:34:56,967 --> 00:34:58,110 Please, Dina. 854 00:34:58,238 --> 00:35:00,512 I don't trust anyone else to get it right. 855 00:35:00,537 --> 00:35:02,282 You were there from the beginning, 856 00:35:02,306 --> 00:35:04,235 and you're the only one who has the passion for it. 857 00:35:04,259 --> 00:35:05,685 Well, you should have thought about that 858 00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,568 one of the numerous times you so egregiously 859 00:35:07,593 --> 00:35:08,977 mistreated and disrespected me! 860 00:35:09,530 --> 00:35:12,314 You're right. I was a selfish and inconsiderate man. 861 00:35:12,339 --> 00:35:14,582 But I've changed since we last worked together. 862 00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:16,418 Why should I believe that? 863 00:35:16,486 --> 00:35:17,627 I thought you might ask that, 864 00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:20,398 which is why it's not my word I'm asking you to believe. 865 00:35:20,423 --> 00:35:21,523 It's theirs. 866 00:35:21,591 --> 00:35:23,925 ♪♪ 867 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:28,439 I have also 868 00:35:28,464 --> 00:35:30,710 egregiously mistreated and disrespected 869 00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:32,033 each of these women. 870 00:35:32,295 --> 00:35:34,011 He abandoned me for his career. 871 00:35:34,648 --> 00:35:37,231 He broke his contract and ruined my reality show. 872 00:35:38,286 --> 00:35:39,518 He burned off my eyebrows, 873 00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:40,847 got my toe bitten off by a wolf, 874 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,677 and paralyzed half my face. 875 00:35:42,702 --> 00:35:44,307 Oh, my God. 876 00:35:44,479 --> 00:35:46,799 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Geez, how is this guy still standing? 877 00:35:46,862 --> 00:35:48,487 And yet they have all forgiven me. 878 00:35:49,537 --> 00:35:50,803 I had a baby with him. 879 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:52,641 I married him. 880 00:35:53,102 --> 00:35:55,524 I signed on to spend the next seven to ten years 881 00:35:55,549 --> 00:35:57,032 of my life with him. 882 00:35:57,057 --> 00:35:59,172 And they did that because I've grown and changed. 883 00:35:59,196 --> 00:36:01,396 Sort of. A little. 884 00:36:01,546 --> 00:36:03,365 His heart's in the right place. 885 00:36:04,047 --> 00:36:05,411 ROGELIO: Dina, I promise, 886 00:36:05,435 --> 00:36:07,213 if you decide to work with me on this pilot, 887 00:36:07,237 --> 00:36:09,341 I will not repeat the mistakes of the past. 888 00:36:09,841 --> 00:36:10,849 And because you have 889 00:36:10,874 --> 00:36:13,641 zero reason to believe the words coming out of my mouth, 890 00:36:13,710 --> 00:36:15,108 I've even put it in writing. 891 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,171 I've made us a contract. For insurance. 892 00:36:20,702 --> 00:36:23,485 So we have rules in place in case things go bad. 893 00:36:23,553 --> 00:36:26,321 And these three women are your guarantee 894 00:36:26,346 --> 00:36:27,778 that it will be enforced. 895 00:36:27,803 --> 00:36:29,436 One toe out of line, 896 00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:31,371 and I will have these three in my ear. 897 00:36:31,396 --> 00:36:33,238 I mean, seriously, like... 898 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:36,734 (NAGGING GIBBERISH) 899 00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:38,136 ... from every direction. 900 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,161 Shut it, Rogelio! 901 00:36:43,151 --> 00:36:44,250 Okay. 902 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,551 You got a deal. 903 00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:47,909 Thank you. 904 00:36:47,934 --> 00:36:50,370 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 905 00:36:50,395 --> 00:36:51,423 You won't regret this. 906 00:36:51,448 --> 00:36:52,981 To Mars we go. 907 00:36:54,851 --> 00:36:56,329 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, sorry. 908 00:36:56,353 --> 00:36:57,893 Lost focus for a second. 909 00:36:57,918 --> 00:36:59,083 Here we are. 910 00:36:59,108 --> 00:37:00,725 I didn't mean to overstep. 911 00:37:01,113 --> 00:37:02,146 I love you. 912 00:37:02,843 --> 00:37:05,360 I would never do anything to undermine your happiness. 913 00:37:05,694 --> 00:37:07,195 I know I overreacted. 914 00:37:07,973 --> 00:37:09,542 Yeah, you were just trying to help. 915 00:37:10,472 --> 00:37:11,909 Honestly, I think I was just... 916 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:14,495 looking for a fight. 917 00:37:16,641 --> 00:37:17,649 Why? 918 00:37:18,172 --> 00:37:19,205 Thing is... 919 00:37:20,424 --> 00:37:22,469 spending time in Houston made me realize 920 00:37:22,494 --> 00:37:25,780 how much I need a fresh start. 921 00:37:26,572 --> 00:37:28,960 Nobody there knows my history 922 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:31,364 or looks at me like I'm a criminal or... 923 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,188 a bartender. 924 00:37:33,213 --> 00:37:34,222 Really... 925 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:36,925 the idea of starting over 926 00:37:37,535 --> 00:37:40,095 is even more appealing than the job itself. 927 00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:41,799 Oh. 928 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:42,964 I am so sorry. 929 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,733 No. I get it. (CHUCKLES) 930 00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:48,236 I understand the need for a fresh start. 931 00:37:48,531 --> 00:37:49,537 We'll just... 932 00:37:50,991 --> 00:37:52,774 make long distance work. 933 00:37:53,748 --> 00:37:55,654 Patti's been begging me for a comeback. 934 00:37:56,477 --> 00:37:59,447 No, I mean a... complete fresh start. 935 00:38:00,984 --> 00:38:02,791 (SNIFFLES) Being away for a few days 936 00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:04,319 helped me understand... 937 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:07,111 that it's impossible for me to look at you 938 00:38:07,136 --> 00:38:09,269 without seeing all of our baggage. 939 00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:11,304 I've forgiven you, but I want to put 940 00:38:11,328 --> 00:38:13,183 the trauma of this past year behind me. 941 00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:18,276 And I can't do that with you in my life. 942 00:38:18,735 --> 00:38:19,835 What? 943 00:38:21,073 --> 00:38:22,103 No. 944 00:38:22,128 --> 00:38:23,806 (SOFTLY): I'm so sorry. 945 00:38:24,237 --> 00:38:27,576 But I... need to start over. 946 00:38:28,409 --> 00:38:30,162 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And as Petra's heart broke 947 00:38:30,186 --> 00:38:31,704 into a million pieces, 948 00:38:32,245 --> 00:38:35,517 Jane was finally able to put the pieces of her novel together. 949 00:38:35,984 --> 00:38:38,751 See, as soon as she cleared the distractions from her mind, 950 00:38:39,031 --> 00:38:41,765 her executive functions began to, well... 951 00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:43,367 really function. 952 00:38:44,832 --> 00:38:46,326 Jane, I need to talk to you. 953 00:38:46,351 --> 00:38:47,751 I need you to lock your front door. 954 00:38:47,976 --> 00:38:50,527 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, looks like Jane included Petra in the novel. 955 00:38:50,551 --> 00:38:51,566 Jane! 956 00:38:51,591 --> 00:38:53,211 - (CRYING) - Oh, my bad. 957 00:38:53,236 --> 00:38:54,662 What's wrong? S-Sit. 958 00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:56,337 (SOBBING) 959 00:38:57,062 --> 00:38:58,973 Can I use this rag? 960 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,843 - Well, that's my sweatshirt... - (BLOWS NOSE) 961 00:39:03,171 --> 00:39:05,600 J.R.'s taking the job in Houston 962 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:07,592 and she broke up with me, 963 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:11,129 and I feel like someone cut out a piece of my heart. 964 00:39:11,154 --> 00:39:12,921 Oh, Petra. 965 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:15,214 I'm fine. I should go. 966 00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:16,599 I just thought you'd want to know. 967 00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:18,621 Sit your butt back down here. 968 00:39:18,646 --> 00:39:19,746 You're not going anywhere. 969 00:39:21,065 --> 00:39:24,032 Okay. Can I sleep here tonight? 970 00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:25,991 Of course. Just give me a second. 971 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:31,573 - (SIGHS) - (SOBBING) 972 00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:36,409 You want to hear something really stupid? 973 00:39:39,038 --> 00:39:41,623 I-I was gonna propose. 974 00:39:41,648 --> 00:39:43,595 Oh, no. 975 00:39:43,741 --> 00:39:45,753 Hey, it could be a friendship ring. 976 00:39:46,415 --> 00:39:48,089 Ah, it's already engraved. 977 00:39:48,301 --> 00:39:49,958 "Petra and Jane". 978 00:39:50,994 --> 00:39:53,261 (LAUGHS, SOBS) 979 00:39:53,806 --> 00:39:55,808 Thank you for letting me stay here. 980 00:39:56,746 --> 00:39:58,080 That's what sisters are for. 981 00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:00,045 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw. 982 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:02,771 If only our story could end there. 983 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:05,373 But this is a telenovela after all. 984 00:40:05,842 --> 00:40:07,620 Luisa, you have to stop calling me. 985 00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:10,579 I just needed to tell you something important. 986 00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:14,783 I did sign my name to Rose's accounts. 987 00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:17,055 I knew it. 988 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,375 You are such a liar. 989 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,250 No, I wasn't lying. I just didn't remember doing it. 990 00:40:21,275 --> 00:40:23,725 It was years ago when I was... I was blackout drunk. 991 00:40:23,793 --> 00:40:26,015 - Oh, of course. - But I am not... 992 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,829 still working with Rose. 993 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:29,631 - I promise. - Luisa. 994 00:40:29,656 --> 00:40:31,556 Enough. I'm done. 995 00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:33,852 Don't come near me or my family again. 996 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,575 ♪♪ 997 00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:43,278 Hey, girl, what's up? 998 00:40:43,531 --> 00:40:44,556 I'm in. 999 00:40:45,205 --> 00:40:46,627 What does Rose need me to do? 1000 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,035 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, boy. 1001 00:40:49,059 --> 00:40:50,859 I don't want to focus on that. 1002 00:40:56,539 --> 00:41:01,539 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 73844

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