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"Festival of Magic"?
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This whole town's
gonna be full
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of magicians
turning tricks!
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Hi, Jimmy, Jr.
Hi, Zeke.
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What are you
wearing?
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Is it cape o'clock,
already?
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It's for the Young
Magicians Competition.
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I'm in it to win it.
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Abraca-yeah-bro!
I support ya!
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I didn't know
you were into magic.
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I thought you were
more into dancing.
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Well, I dance a lot
during my magic. Like this.
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♪ Ta-da!
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Whoa! Where'd the hell
that come from?!
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He's like
a magical florist!
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Thank you. Oh.
Whoop!
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Maybe I'll come to the
competition and cheer for you.
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Whatever.
It's a free country.
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He's so patriotic.
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Okay, then, see you at our date.
It's not a date.
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Yes, it is.
Not really.
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Pretty much, it is a date.
Definitely not. Whoop.
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Oh, this promotion
is a great idea, Bob!
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I love magic!
I know. Me, too.
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Ooh, I'm gonna stick
a quarter in my ear,
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so they have something
to pull out.
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Yeah, the only problem is,
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this sign could actually
attract magicians, so...
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Louise, this will
be good for business.
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Plus, magic is fun.
Mm-mm.
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Magic can take you
to places
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you could never
possibly imagine.
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Like Delaware!
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Oh, look, here comes
our first magician.
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Or a Wild West
wedding DJ?
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Hello.
Hello...
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Hello. Um, I couldn't help
but notice your sign.
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Notice anything else?
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Whoops. Uh, oh, where'd
that come from?
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Uh, come on in, Mr., uh...
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Mars Sazerac.
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Boy, that is a...
magicky name.
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Hold on. How do we know
you're a magician?
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Show us a trick!
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Oh, write my name
on a piece of cake,
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put it in a box,
and I'll eat it!
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Sorry, don't
listen to him.
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He's just wants
to eat cake.
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Fine, write it on a piece of
pizza and put it under my desk.
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It's always gonna have something
to do with eating something.
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Just hiding food in places
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that he already knows
the location of.
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I mean, it would be nice to
see something, like a trick.
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Well, I suppose me and my 52
friends could use the exercise.
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Oh, God,
it's happening!
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Miss, could I ask you
to be my assistant?
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Oh, I couldn't. No.
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Okay I'll do it!
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Oh, that's right,
magicians have assistants...
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Ta-da.
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Now I'll need a volunteer
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Me!
Me!
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Me!
Me!
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Me!
Me...!
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Me!
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You're already
the assistant, Linda.
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Oh.
You win.
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No need to shout.
Thank you.
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Bye, Gene.
Bye.
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Okay, Bob, let's move
you over here
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so the audience
can see you.
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Right here?
Perfect.
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Now, you're going
to pick a card.
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And while you're doing that,
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Linda's going to get me
your biggest knife.
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I have it right here.
Butcher knife, check!
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Whoa, why do
you have that?
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Me and Gene
were playing pirates.
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Mm-hmm.
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Pick a card, Bob.
Show it to them, not me.
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Okay, everyone, here's my card.
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Nice one, Dad.
Okay.
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That was not a
very good trick.
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Now, Linda,
cut the deck, literally.
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Go on! Whack it!
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All right, step back.
Whaaah!
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Whoa!
Still not a great trick.
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Well, well, looks like
we have a survivor.
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Recognize this?!
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Ha-ha!
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That's not my card.
Oh.
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Hit the bricks,
Fail-dini!
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You had your shot,
you blew it.
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Well, so much for
the magician's discount.
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In fact, maybe
I should pay you.
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Wait... that looks
like my wallet.
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Did you take my wallet?
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Oh-ho-ho, slow down,
there, Bob.
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Before you call the cops,
you'd better check the I.D.
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My card!
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Oh, my!
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Wait... how did you
pick my pocket?
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I didn't feel anything.
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Oh, I feel something.
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I feel like I want
to magically steal things, too.
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This must be what it's like when
people get called to the priesthood.
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I accept.
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Whoa!
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I've seen canned tuna,
but never canned Tina!
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Ugh! You're such
a locker stalker.
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Good one, Tammy.
I know.
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Oh, hi, Jimmy Jr.
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It's like I was padlocked
in a box, and you set me free.
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Um, okay.
Hi.
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How did you know
my locker combination?
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It only took
a couple thousand tries.
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Allow me.
Okay.
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Is there anything else
I could assist you with?
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Uh, I need to get
my science book.
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This perfectly ordinary textbook.
Thanks.
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You know, I could also assist
you with your magic act
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as your magician's assistant.
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Classy.
Like a lady butler.
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Um, okay, I-I guess
you could do that.
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I practice after school.
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Oh, okay, cool.
All right, see ya.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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What? What?
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Oh, I just found a cool book
I've been meaning to read.
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Oh, it's mine.
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Oh.
That's his!
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Can I borrow it? No,
I don't think so. I kinda need it.
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Okay, I'll
read it here. Bye.
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Um, Jimmy Junior?!
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What, Tina?
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Maybe I should be facing
the audience, too?
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Fine.
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Um... okay, there's more?
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Remember?
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The blades?
I remember!
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Stupid magic.
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♪ Ta-dance!
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Uh, hello? Jimmy Jr.?
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What, Tina?
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If this were a dancing
competition, forget about it.
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But you might want to put a little
more flair into the actual magic.
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What makes you such
an expert, Tina?
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You've only been doing
magic for a day.
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I've been doing it
for nine days!
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Jimmy Jr., they spilled a crate
of yogurt in the cafeteria!
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Let's go slide
around in it!
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Cool, Zeke.
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Come on! Let's go!
Wait up, Zeke!
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Okay, I'll be here.
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Sweep up all the
confetti, okay?
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Okay, Gene, let's start
with an easy mark.
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Uh, there we go.
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You distract
while I extract.
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Got it.
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Andy, there's something
I need to ask you,
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but you have
to really focus on me
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while I'm saying
these words!
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Oh, okay!
I'll focus, too!
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I've never done
that before!
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What do you think of bacon?
Hmm?
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Bacon, bacon, bacon.
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Andy, someone's trying
to steal your candy!
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Ugh!
Thanks, Ollie!
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You're welcome, Andy!
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Damn it, Ollie!
How did you know?!
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I felt it coming out
of Andy's pocket!
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Get a womb,
you wacky twins.
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That hurt my feelings.
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I felt it hurt
your feelings!
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You did?
Yes!
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Ah-choo!
Oh, I wish somebody had
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a really long handkerchief
up their sleeve. Anybody? Hmm?
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Come on.
Where's the pizazz-matazz?
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I thought they'd
get more food.
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They split an order
of fries three hours ago
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and they haven't ordered
anything since.
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Now they're just
loitering.
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They tricked you, Bob!
It's what they do!
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So, Sazerac, can I get you
and your friends anything else?
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Remember, it's half off,
so don't hold back.
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Ah, well, your delicious fries
have left my fingers greasy.
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Bring me a huge plate
of napkins.
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Well, how 'bout a burger?
I can get you a...
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Napkins.
All right, napkins.
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Get him a napkin.
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Hey, Bob, I think he
got your wallet again.
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And keys!
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And your gas pills!
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And your dignity.
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Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha,
great.
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Hi, I'm looking for
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a magician's
assistant's costume.
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Something classy!
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So no butt cheek!
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Well, you're in luck!
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This is my last assistant's
costume in your size.
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The sequins are French crystal.
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Well, French-Canadian.
Is that good?
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How much do you know
about sequins?
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Nothing.
They're the best.
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She'll take it!
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Rented!
Okay, what else?
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How's your magician set
for cups and balls?
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I beg your pardon!
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Oh...
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That looks pretty advanced.
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My magician's better
with his feet than his hands.
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He's more
of a dance-ician?
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Well, for those with only the
slightest sleight-of-hand,
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you can't go wrong
with magic rope.
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♪ Ta-da!
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Great.
I'll take that too.
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The only thing I need now
is some magic
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between me and my magician.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Are you talking
about mixing magic and romance?
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Big time.
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Don't do it!
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It's dangerous.
Also, don't mix
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magic with taxes.
Or plumbing.
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That's okay... danger
is my middle name.
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But I spell it R-U-T-H.
It spells Ruth.
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Yeah. Yeah, it does. Mm-hmm.
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Looks like there's
a wait, huh?
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Yeah.
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Maybe I'll just
come back later.
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Oh, hold on,
that guy's getting up.
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No, he's levitating!
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What? Nope,
he was just leaning over to fart.
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You know what?
I'll handle this.
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What are you
gonna do?
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Yeah, wait, you'll see.
What?
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Look, guys, you've been here
all day
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working on one order
of fries, so...
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Understood, Bob.
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Let me settle my tab.
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Do you have change for this?
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Sorry I don't have
anything smaller.
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No, you know what?
To be honest, Sazerac,
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I don't even enjoy
this anymore.
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I don't, I, I, honestly don't
even like magic that much now,
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because of you.
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So, you and your friends,
you now all pay full price.
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No magicians' discount.
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Well, if that's how you feel,
you can have your fries back.
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Oh, my God.
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00:08:33,393 --> 00:08:35,027
Oh, God!
254
00:08:36,363 --> 00:08:37,964
Look, it says "Ta-da"!
255
00:08:37,998 --> 00:08:40,666
That's it!
I don't care that that was good.
256
00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:43,536
You and your regurgitated
potatoes and the rest
257
00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:45,404
of your magic buddies,
you're banned!
258
00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:47,840
Bob, you can't just ban them!
259
00:08:47,841 --> 00:08:49,408
This isn't the '60s,
you know!
260
00:08:49,443 --> 00:08:51,210
Fellow conjurers,
let's go somewhere
261
00:08:51,211 --> 00:08:53,012
our craft is
appreciated.
262
00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:55,214
Like my mother's!
263
00:08:55,249 --> 00:08:57,517
Oh, and one
last thing, Bob.
264
00:08:57,518 --> 00:08:59,051
Your name goes
in the book.
265
00:08:59,052 --> 00:09:02,088
What book?
The "Enemies of Magic" book.
266
00:09:02,089 --> 00:09:04,090
Good! I want to be
in your stupid book
267
00:09:04,091 --> 00:09:06,325
because I am
an enemy of magic!
268
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,294
Well, then this is
the perfect book for you!
269
00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:09,662
Will this page do?
270
00:09:09,696 --> 00:09:10,695
Love it!
271
00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,633
Don't gasp, Linda!
272
00:09:13,634 --> 00:09:15,201
Oh!
Don't you gasp!
273
00:09:15,202 --> 00:09:16,102
Rest assured, Bob,
274
00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,403
I will never set foot
275
00:09:17,404 --> 00:09:18,938
in this restaurant again.
276
00:09:18,939 --> 00:09:21,774
And yet, you will never be
rid of me!
277
00:09:24,411 --> 00:09:26,846
I just got chills!
Oh, my God.
278
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,116
Come on, J-Ju,
get your dance on!
279
00:09:30,117 --> 00:09:31,551
I'm doing it, Zeke.
280
00:09:31,552 --> 00:09:32,852
My little tiny dancer.
281
00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:34,420
Here we go!
282
00:09:34,421 --> 00:09:36,381
Look, Jimmy Jr. I got something
new for our act...
283
00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:37,957
magic rope.
284
00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:40,927
Cool! A rope!
No, that's not how it works.
285
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,628
Yee-hah! Whoo!
286
00:09:42,663 --> 00:09:44,230
No... Giddy up, magic cowboy!
Come on!
287
00:09:44,231 --> 00:09:45,932
Look, you're supposed
to cut the rope,
288
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,633
then restore it.
I can show you.
289
00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:48,968
Oh, cool, scissors!
Hyah! Hyah!
290
00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:51,771
Jimmy Jr., stop.
Snipping and a-whipping.
291
00:09:51,772 --> 00:09:52,638
Doola-di-doo!
292
00:09:52,673 --> 00:09:55,141
Jimmy Jr., stop.
Tina, move!
293
00:09:55,175 --> 00:09:57,476
Listen to me!
Stop it, Tina. I can't dance
294
00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:59,545
to the sound
of you telling me what to do.
295
00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,813
Yeah! Boom!
296
00:10:00,814 --> 00:10:02,048
I'm trying to help.
297
00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:03,849
Assist me assist you.
298
00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,018
You know what, Tina?
This isn't working.
299
00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:07,420
That's why we have
to keep practicing.
300
00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:09,555
No, this isn't working.
301
00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:10,790
I am firing you.
302
00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:12,691
What?
303
00:10:12,693 --> 00:10:14,660
You can't stop my dancing!
304
00:10:14,661 --> 00:10:16,829
You can't tie me up
with your magic rope!
305
00:10:16,863 --> 00:10:18,898
Holy moly!
Tell it, James Ju!
306
00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:21,767
I'm not trying to tie you up,
you gorgeous idiot!
307
00:10:21,802 --> 00:10:23,936
Maybe I should enter this stupid
contest myself
308
00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:26,005
just to show you
an actual magic act!
309
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,640
You see that, Zeke?
310
00:10:27,641 --> 00:10:29,775
Yeah.
She got pretty mad.
311
00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:31,110
She's a trip.
312
00:10:31,144 --> 00:10:32,345
Her face turned purple.
313
00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:34,780
Plus, you're not even
a magician, Tina.
314
00:10:34,781 --> 00:10:36,015
I am now!
315
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:37,516
Oh.
316
00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:38,618
It worked in the store. Look, Zeke,
317
00:10:38,619 --> 00:10:40,486
tassels!
Yeah!
318
00:10:40,487 --> 00:10:41,687
Come on, let me touch 'em.
319
00:10:45,847 --> 00:10:47,080
So, you and
your magician split up...
320
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,182
big surprise.
321
00:10:48,183 --> 00:10:49,683
Jimmy Junior
thinks assistants
322
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:51,018
should be sequined
and not heard.
323
00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:52,386
So, presto.
324
00:10:52,387 --> 00:10:53,620
Now I'm the magician.
325
00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,289
So, uh... what do
you got for this
326
00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:56,857
no-trick pony, eh?
Set her up.
327
00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:58,592
Young lady, you're in luck.
328
00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:00,394
Here's a classic
of escapology...
329
00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:01,628
the straitjacket.
330
00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:02,930
Last one in your size.
331
00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:04,932
It just takes
a little bit of practice
332
00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,600
and some dislocateable
shoulders.
333
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,569
I'll dislocate
Jimmy Junior's heart...
334
00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,770
and my shoulders.
335
00:11:09,804 --> 00:11:11,071
You sound like
you could use
336
00:11:11,072 --> 00:11:12,573
the full
revenge package.
337
00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:15,075
For just $19.95,
you could get this...
338
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,544
Hmm... interesting.
339
00:11:17,579 --> 00:11:19,813
When Doves Cry.
340
00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:21,381
The Art of
Magic Sabotage.
341
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,116
No, thanks.
I want to win fair and square.
342
00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:25,052
Keeping it clean?
I have just the thing.
343
00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,386
A-ha.
344
00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:28,622
A Guide to Not Cheating
345
00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:29,990
in Magic Competitions.
346
00:11:29,991 --> 00:11:31,892
I'll just take
the straitjacket.
347
00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:33,660
It's not going to be
the last time she says that.
348
00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:35,062
It's our
family motto!
349
00:11:37,632 --> 00:11:38,866
Wow.
350
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,067
This place looks
pretty big
351
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:41,101
without all those
magicians in it.
352
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,302
Ah! Oh! Whoa!
353
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:43,871
Oh!
354
00:11:43,905 --> 00:11:45,572
Oh... Wow,
that's never happened before.
355
00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:46,940
That flustered
the heck out of me.
356
00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:48,475
Can I get some
water, Bobby?
357
00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:51,078
Yeah, sure.
358
00:11:51,112 --> 00:11:52,579
What the hell?
359
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,780
Bobby,
it's the curse!
360
00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:54,948
Oh!
What curse?
361
00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:56,116
The Curse of Sazerac!
362
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,985
Linda's right, Bob.
363
00:11:57,986 --> 00:11:59,419
You're cursed. You're in
the "Enemies of Magic" book.
364
00:11:59,454 --> 00:12:00,754
We're not cursed.
365
00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,122
We're not cursed.
You are.
366
00:12:02,123 --> 00:12:03,423
You're the one who's cursed. Yeah.
367
00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:04,758
It's your name
in the book.
368
00:12:04,759 --> 00:12:06,460
The black magic
death book.
369
00:12:06,461 --> 00:12:08,328
Look, it's just
a bunch of stupid tricks.
370
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,963
Someone must've
snuck in and...
371
00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:11,198
Where are you going?
372
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,966
What?
Nowhere.
373
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,601
Just, if something heavy falls
on you, I don't want to...
374
00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:16,169
I mean, I want to be
able to help you, bye.
375
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,437
I'm not cursed!
376
00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:18,839
Aah!
I don't want to die!
377
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,675
♪ Don't be so into tragic
378
00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:23,310
♪ Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop
379
00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:25,145
♪ Who should face
a straitjacket? ♪
380
00:12:25,146 --> 00:12:27,648
♪ Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop
381
00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:29,816
♪ Don't be so into magic
382
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,251
♪ Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop
383
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,189
♪ Doo-wah!
384
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,059
♪ Don't be so into magic
385
00:12:40,662 --> 00:12:43,030
♪ Who should face
a straitjacket? ♪
386
00:12:43,031 --> 00:12:44,965
♪ Dub-a-doo, dub-a-doo, da!
387
00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,869
I'm not sure I can escape
from my straitjacket.
388
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,971
Maybe I should have stuck
to being an assistant.
389
00:12:50,972 --> 00:12:52,372
No...
390
00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:54,675
you're really
talented.
391
00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:59,947
Hah!
392
00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:01,481
Tammy?
What are you doing?
393
00:13:01,516 --> 00:13:03,183
I'm Jimmy Junior's
new assistant.
394
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,217
You coul't en wait
395
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,652
until the Zig-Zag box was cold?
396
00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:07,654
Oh, I thought I smelled
your B.O. in there.
397
00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,856
Uh-oh. Battle of
the training bras.
398
00:13:09,891 --> 00:13:12,225
I feel like I'm back
in diapers at divorce court!
399
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:13,527
You know what
really stinks, Tammy?
400
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:14,828
His act.
401
00:13:14,829 --> 00:13:16,763
It's not magic,
it's tragic.
402
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:18,765
Don't be such a rhymin' hymen,
Tina. Yeah, Tina.
403
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:20,667
You're not even good at it.
Yeah, Tina.
404
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,502
Oh, Jimmy Junior,
you make me so mad!
405
00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,704
What are you gonna
do about it?
406
00:13:23,738 --> 00:13:25,405
I'll take it.
407
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,773
Here you go!
408
00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:31,345
Do you have something
caught in your throat?
409
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:32,846
That was my evil laugh.
410
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,514
I also have something
caught in my throat.
411
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,616
And... we're in.
412
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,484
His magic cape
won't be so magic
413
00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:42,987
when the hidden pockets
are stapled shut.
414
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,590
Guys, code red,
Hocus and Dopus!
415
00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:47,858
Tina, start stapling!
416
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:49,360
Hurry!
417
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,594
Done.
418
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,163
Go! Split up!
419
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,900
You missed
the cape, Tina!
420
00:13:56,935 --> 00:13:58,836
Oh, hi, Jimmy Junior.
421
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,839
We were just leaving
in that direction.
422
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,941
Man, I wish
I had siblings
423
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,209
I could walk
that close with.
424
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,211
My brother's 44.
425
00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:08,612
There has to be
something else
426
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,547
in here that will
ruin Jimmy Junior.
427
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,516
This one would be great,
if we had eight weeks,
428
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,385
25 rabbits,
and a fireman's hose.
429
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,719
Ooh, look at
this one.
430
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,954
"Find the heart of his act,
431
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,222
and cut it out."
432
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,556
Like when Shelley
Long left Cheers.
433
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:20,758
Okay, Tina,
434
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,693
time to put on
your straitjacket.
435
00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:24,795
Oh, all this white,
it's like your wedding day.
436
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:26,096
Oh, I'm tearing up!
437
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,398
Thank you, Mother.
438
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,033
I must prepare.
439
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,101
Boy, she's really
in the zone, huh?
440
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,870
Uh, I think I should
stay here, Lin.
441
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,872
Protect the restaurant
from another Sazerac attack.
442
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,206
A Saz attack.
443
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,608
Forget the restaurant, Bob.
444
00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,109
You're gonna be cursed,
no matter what.
445
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,944
You might as well come
support your daughter.
446
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:42,313
And let's be
honest, Dad,
447
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,981
how much more cursed
can you really get?
448
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,216
What, is he gonna give you
an even weirder body?
449
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,052
Thanks, Louise.
You got it.
450
00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:53,624
Great. Sazerac's the emcee.
451
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,292
I can't get away
from that idiot.
452
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:57,761
So... maybe...
I'm going to get even with him.
453
00:14:57,762 --> 00:14:58,996
What?
454
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:00,264
I mean...
uh, nothing.
455
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:02,433
Be right back.
Good luck, Tina.
456
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,501
Okay, my little
Teenie-Weenie Houdini!
457
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:05,769
Go kick some butt!
458
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,504
Some butt,
or one butt?
459
00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:08,772
Okay...
460
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:10,107
We need to go,
too, Mom.
461
00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:11,342
Uh, I'm Tina's...
462
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,676
silk scarf wrangler.
463
00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:14,611
And I'm the one who
has to make sure
464
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,080
there's nothing
up her sleeves.
465
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,414
I love that.
466
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,483
All right, Team Tina!
Go, Team Tina!
467
00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:29,626
Enjoy your complimentary
cold-cuts, Saza-jerk!
468
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,431
The "Enemies of Magic" book!
469
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,868
David Cassidy?
Larry Bird?!
470
00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:39,303
Diane Keaton?
471
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,971
Ha!
My name's not in your book
472
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:44,174
anymore, Sazerac,
but this is!
473
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,845
Uh-oh, that's not good.
474
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,880
Ow.
That's a peppercorn.
475
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,055
Say that again.
476
00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,456
Now we cut out the heart
477
00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,792
of Jimmy Junior's act
and put in this.
478
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:04,128
"Poly-rhythmic
synth-jazz"!
479
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,529
No one can
dance to that.
480
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,164
That's right.
Not even Jimmy Junior.
481
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,866
Yeah!
482
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,868
Here's the new music
for Jimmy Junior's act.
483
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,704
Um, I don't see anything
on my list about new music.
484
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:15,839
Look, we did a Kickstarter
to make this music
485
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,476
Oh, okay, okay!
All right!
486
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,746
Oh, boy.
487
00:16:22,747 --> 00:16:24,548
I snuck into Sazerac's
dressing room
488
00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:27,351
and I found his stupid
book and tore my name out.
489
00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:28,585
What?
You did what?
490
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:29,853
Ooh...
491
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:31,054
Ooh, you smell
like salami.
492
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:32,523
Thank you, and welcome
493
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,491
to the Young Magician's
Competition!
494
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:37,161
These kids are the magic stars
of the future.
495
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,562
Well, not all of them.
496
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:39,830
Some will give up,
497
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,498
become teachers, doctors...
498
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,667
I know, I know.
499
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,169
I agree, but come on.
500
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,670
Let's hear it for
our first contestant,
501
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:48,605
The Amazing Jimmy Pesto Junior
502
00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:50,841
and his assistant,
Tammy Larson!
503
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:54,511
That's not my music.
504
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,712
Just go with it.
505
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,518
I can't dance
to this!
506
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,356
Damn it!
507
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:08,258
It looks like he's
having a funky stroke.
508
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:09,893
I miss you, Grandpa!
509
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,129
This doesn't bother me at all,
510
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,797
watching my almost
boyfriend get
511
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,365
horribly humiliated...
512
00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,134
Ah! Yes, it does!
I can't do this!
513
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,136
I gotta save him.
It's not too late.
514
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,706
Oh, maybe it is too late.
515
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,308
Still, I've gotta try.
516
00:17:26,377 --> 00:17:28,111
What are you doing out here?
517
00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:29,780
Trying to save you.
I switched your music
518
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,482
to something with
a nine-eight time signature.
519
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,116
That's like dance Kryptonite!
520
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,285
I know, I'm sorry.
I was really mad at you
521
00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,287
for firing me and for
replacing me with Tammy.
522
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,756
I'm sorry, too, for being
so sensitive about my dancing.
523
00:17:39,757 --> 00:17:41,258
So what do we do now?
524
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,727
We have the rest of our
lives to figure that out.
525
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:46,096
No, I mean right now. Oh.
526
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:47,564
Get off
the stage, Tina!
527
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,832
You're not his assistant.
528
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,067
I am! Deal with it!
529
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,435
Sorry, Tammy,
I can't hear you
530
00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,402
while you're rolling
away so fast.
531
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:54,538
Aah!
532
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:55,572
Hi, Tammy!
Bye, Tammy!
533
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,707
Great magic!
534
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,308
Well, should I
do a trick?
535
00:17:58,343 --> 00:17:59,810
No, I'll be the magician
536
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,112
and you assist me
with your dancing.
537
00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:04,581
I told you, I can't
dance to this music!
538
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,817
And I probably can't
get out of this.
539
00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:08,919
But follow my lead anyway.
Okay, Tina.
540
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,187
Is this part of the show?
541
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,755
Yeah, right?
Do a trick!
542
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:14,591
And now, with the help
of my lovely assistant,
543
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,493
I will perform
an amazing escape
544
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:17,995
from the Jacket
of Doom.
545
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:23,667
Huh.
546
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:24,935
I thought we were
getting revenge.
547
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:27,504
More like revenge on us,
having to watch.
548
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,474
Ho-ho.
549
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:32,376
And now for the master
to become the mark...
550
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,682
This... isn't
going well...
551
00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:40,183
Aah!
552
00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:42,152
♪ Ta-dance.
Hah!
553
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,958
And now, for the winner
554
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,660
of the Young Magician's
Competition...
555
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,461
The envelope, please!
556
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:53,363
I can't believe you
got out of that thing.
557
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:55,332
How'd you do it?
Magic.
558
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,733
Would you mind
559
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,335
popping my shoulder back in?
Yeah, sure.
560
00:18:58,369 --> 00:18:59,870
Thank you.
561
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:01,672
Now, that's what
I call air mail!
562
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,908
The $500 grand prize goes to...
563
00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:08,312
Peter Pescadero,
the Impescadaralist!
564
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,151
I can't turn it off!
565
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,352
Thank you!
566
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,254
And the Honorable Mention Award
567
00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,389
for On-Stage Chemistry
goes to...
568
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:22,492
Tina Belcher and
Jimmy Pesto Junior!
569
00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:23,493
Go, Tina!
570
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:24,761
What?!
571
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,229
"On Stage Chemistry"?
572
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,764
That's almost as good
as off-stage chemistry.
573
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,566
Why don't you two nerds
go have wizard babies?
574
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:30,834
Enjoy your prize.
575
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:32,235
A $50 gift
certificate from
576
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:34,504
Wands! Wands! Wands!
magic shop.
577
00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,173
Can not be applied to
the purchase of wands.
578
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,574
Sweet. Thanks, Tina.
579
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:40,444
Don't thank me,
thank my lips.
580
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,845
Thanks, lips!
581
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:43,046
See ya!
582
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,283
Now I see him, now I don't.
583
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:48,385
Way to go, Tina!
Your trick was the best!
584
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,720
Everyone was
talking about it.
585
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:51,688
Thanks, Mom.
Cool if we don't hug?
586
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,890
So you won
the Honorable Mention
587
00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:55,392
Onstage Chemistry award.
588
00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:56,627
That's something, right?
589
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,028
No, I've thought
about it
590
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,262
and I don't think
it is anything.
591
00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:00,530
Meanwhile,
592
00:20:00,531 --> 00:20:02,032
I picked my first pocket.
593
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,567
Sazerac's.
594
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,535
Oh, the "Enemies
of Magic" book.
595
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,437
Thanks, Louise,
but I already tore my name out
596
00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:08,972
and look what I put in.
597
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,407
Wait, what is this?
598
00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:12,976
"Look on the back of
the page you tore out."
599
00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:17,981
"Dear Bob, I knew this
is how it would end...
600
00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:19,816
"...you sneaking
into my dressing room,
601
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,318
"licking my cold-cuts,
602
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:22,986
"and ripping your name
out of the book,
603
00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,821
which I then let Louise
take from my pocket."
604
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:26,390
He let me
take it?
605
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,425
Wow.
That guy is good.
606
00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,127
Yeah, he's great!
There's a P.S.
607
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,129
"P.S. I farted on the meat."
608
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:34,231
Oh! Oh, God!
609
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,733
Oh! Well, I hope you
learned your lesson, Bob.
610
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,735
Don't lick meat.
Disagree.
611
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:44,735
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