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Bran here with another
Bran-tastic video.
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Today, we're doing another
episode of Bum Fites.
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He's in there.
Get 'em, get 'em!
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Hey, guys?
You want this 20?
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Well, come and get it!
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Fight each other!
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Yeah, come on!
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- Keep an eye out for that security guard.
- On it.
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I wanna fire up some of the
effects and stuff, like the lights.
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Wait, you can do that?
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- I can do that.
- Roll on each other.
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- That'd be so cool.
- This is gonna be Monday!
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You mean money, Bran.
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That's what I said, dingus.
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Yeah! Get up and fight now!
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Hey, where'd you
find these guys?
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That doesn't look like our bum.
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You know, you should
really blur out those faces.
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They can sue
for not giving permission.
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These guys
don't have money to sue.
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They're homeless.
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Our...
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Our guard buddy's working.
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Let's go.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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He has such a hatred for them.
I mean, Ted...
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Dude, Ted's a legend here.
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Do you remember
the groundhog stuff animal?
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Oh, my gosh.
I love Ted.
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You little perv!
I swear to God!
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Don't even think about
dokking me.
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I'm just messing a little.
Chill.
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- What did you say to me?
- Chill.
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Don't tell me to chill.
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- All right.
- Got it?
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Bran, I swear to God,
if you're still filming my ass,
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Hey, you kids!
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Shit.
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Run.
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Stay right there!
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Come on, Bran, go!
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Come on!
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Run!
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- Get to the Dokking Station!
- No kidding!
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Stay right there!
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Shit.
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Hey!
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That to make sure
we can't prove you shot at us?
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You a lawyer?
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No, but his dad is.
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You little boys
making big boy smut
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with her and that camera?
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Wouldn't you like to know.
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This is private property
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and this is closed until fall.
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You're trespassing.
You know that, right?
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- We didn't see any signs.
- Yeah right, kid.
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I call the police or your parents.
Which is it?
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Why don't you
catch your breath first, fatso?
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What a dick.
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All the way out from the city
to deal with this shit.
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The place is closed, Snack.
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How hard is that to understand?
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You get hurt out there,
we could lose everything.
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- The guy shot at us!
- Knock it off with that shit!
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I got you and this Dokkers thing
all figured out.
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That Ayla girl,
she doesn't like you.
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She's using you, son.
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Girls like her
don't like guys like you.
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I work tonight,
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and Mike's coming over
before I get home, so you know.
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How about a goddamn thank you?
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No boyfriend.
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You hang out
with these loser kids.
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Where is that
gonna get you in life?
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Wasting what God and I gave you.
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Yeah, because Mike's some prize.
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You think you're better than me?
Hmm?
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You little bitch!
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I should have let that guy
call the cops.
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You didn't eat
anything through this.
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You're lucky
that cop let you go.
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You need to make
better choices, Mighty.
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He wasn't a cop, Ma.
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Turn the sounds off
your insulin pump, baby.
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That thing smells.
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I got it all on video!
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He shot at us, but he erased it!
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I can't prove it,
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but it would have
been huge online!
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It would have
blown up my channel!
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I'm gonna moteltize my channel,
you wait!
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Ma!
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Ma! You even listening?
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It's monetize.
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It's monetize your channel.
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That's what I said!
Monetize!
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Yep, John, just stall them.
Yeah, 20 minutes out.
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I know, I had
an emergency with my son.
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I gotta drop him off real quick.
I'll be right there, 15 minutes.
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Okay.
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You come home
right off the bus from now on.
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No Field of Screams,
no Dokking Station, no Dokkers.
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No more of that nonsense.
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Your mother and I will discuss
what to do with you.
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What's there to discuss?
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That place
is closed for the season.
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You keep trespassing there.
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You know that's a crime, right?
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The man shot at you, Max.
Is any of this sinking in?
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Wait. You believe he shot at us?
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You know why?
Because you stopped.
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Only a gun
would make you idiots stop.
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We also need to talk about
this dokking shit.
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- What's there to talk about?
- Yes or no?
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You and your friends are blackmailing
kids online with dirt you get on them.
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That's dokking, right?
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You call yourselves The Dokkers?
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Can't even spell it right.
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Go ahead.
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Defend it, Max.
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Not with Max facts.
Defend the indefensible.
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I sue, Max.
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I don't get sued.
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What were you doing, Scribble?
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Did I just see student records
on your screen again?
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No.
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Did that ten-day suspension
and fine teach you anything?
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Check with the tech department.
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They can see what I do in there.
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I want your things searched.
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I know what I saw.
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So do I.
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What's with the wink?
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You know what I learned
from last time?
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I got my ass beat
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and my best gaming computer
sold to pay for that fine.
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You screw me again,
and I'm gonna screw back.
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Now you're threatening
a teacher?
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I'm promising.
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Maybe you get dokked
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and the district gets some pics
I found of you back in the day.
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Some reefer
with the frat boys...
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drinking beer
from some sorority chick's vag.
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All right, another example.
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You kids, I believe,
if I'm not mistaken,
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have all grown up
with the urban legend
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of the Halloween candy
spiked with razors and needles.
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Anyone here ever heard of that?
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Heard of that? Show of hands.
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Show of hands
if you've heard of that. Yep.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Even when I was a kid.
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Who here knows a single person
who that's actually happened to?
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- Yeah, it, um...
- Max.
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It happened back in the 70's.
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Yes, back in the 70's.
A father poisoned his son.
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That was a single
isolated case, Max.
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Well, there have been more,
you know, copycats.
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Okay, well prove it.
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Find me one.
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No, right now. I want you
to get your phone out,
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that's fine,
you have my permission.
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Go ahead and find a single case
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other than the 70's guy.
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I don't think you will.
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What I believe happened
is that the media
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sensationalized it.
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Blew it up until eventually...
it became fact.
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How many of you
have seen this character?
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This school,
just like all over the country,
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received a warning
that this image
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could show up along with text,
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urging children
to kill themselves.
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Yeah, and it's true.
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I mean, they embedded
that message into online videos
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and then they used apps
to send it to kids.
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I mean, are you
saying this isn't true?
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No, no.
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What I'm saying is that no one's
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provided any evidence, Max.
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That's the key component.
This missing evidence.
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Lockjaw, that's the urban legend
around here, right?
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The creepy guy that supposedly
lives in the sludge ponds.
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Anyone here ever
actually seen Lockjaw?
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Ooh, boogeyman's coming.
Be afraid.
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No evidence,
no reason to be scared.
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- Yet, this and all the others...
- Just look at it.
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- It's not that scary.
- spread like wildfire
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because of social media.
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These are what I like to term
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your razors in the Halloween
candy urban legends.
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They're not just urban legends,
Mr. Lewis.
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It's true.
I've read it in the news.
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This stuff is all real.
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Unfortunately,
real suicides do occur.
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However, not a single
one of them
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is in any way proven
to have any correlation
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or connection to this,
Redfish, bulgy-eye guy
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or any other suicide challenge
or any other urban legend.
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Which is why...
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you all are going to,
drum roll...
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You're gonna create
your own urban legends.
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I want you to create
an urban legend
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to see how false information
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becomes accepted as fact...
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without proper diligence.
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Why is she crying?
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She's always
crying about something.
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Jeni?
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Jeni, look at me.
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Jeni, are you okay?
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You need to see the nurse?
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Go ahead and close your books.
That's fine. Come on.
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This-this stuff scares me.
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Everything fucking scares her.
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What's that, Ayla?
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Nothing, Mr. Lewis.
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Uh, everyone,
go ahead and get a head start
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on picking your urban legends.
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I want you to try
to write five right now.
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It's ridiculous.
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You're the only one
other than me
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who knows how to hold a camera.
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Besides,
this one's gonna be big.
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Dude, you've been saying that
for every video.
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Just get Mighty
to hold the camera.
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- I don't wanna hold the camera.
- Hold the goddamn camera.
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Mighty's a watcher, not a doer.
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Prick.
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Well, besides that I'm grounded,
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and I'm tired of Bum Wars
'cause it's stupid.
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No, it's not.
People love it.
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Yeah, and by people
you mean you.
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Yeah, check the comments, Bran.
Nobody likes your Bum Wars.
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It's Bum Fites, idiots.
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You know, guys,
I think my dad's right.
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We should probably
find a better hangout.
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I mean,
what if the guard comes back?
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Get the sand out your gina.
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It's vagina.
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Mr. Lewis.
Do you have a moment?
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Come on in, boss lady.
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So I understand you
had an incident in class today.
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Jeni Lynn.
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Oh, yeah,
she gets scared super easily.
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I let her leave class
a little early.
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Well, someone
filed a complaint, Brent.
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Complaint, really?
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Was it her parents?
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No, a-a student.
Someone in your class.
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Uh... can you say who it was?
257
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,185
I removed the name.
258
00:16:56,989 --> 00:17:00,157
Can you read that
in here in these dim lights?
259
00:17:05,364 --> 00:17:06,724
Uh...
260
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,533
Okay, I gotta say,
Principle Gress,
261
00:17:11,569 --> 00:17:14,364
this-this sounds like a complaint
against the school, not me.
262
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,036
Yeah, well, we called her down.
263
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,501
She said it happened right after
264
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,044
you showed another
scary picture in class.
265
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,642
Um, all of that was included
in the lesson plan.
266
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,147
Now, what you're referencing
was central to the lesson.
267
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,952
Suicide is central
to a history lesson?
268
00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:31,416
We need to revisit
your lesson plans.
269
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,833
You approved them
each week already.
270
00:17:32,857 --> 00:17:34,290
Yes, but to be fair, Brent,
271
00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:36,588
this isn't the first complaint
we've had about you.
272
00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,700
No, that's not fair.
This one is not about me at all.
273
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,460
It doesn't seem to be
about me or my content.
274
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,895
No, no, this person
is upset and wondering
275
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:47,871
why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be
in a regular education classroom.
276
00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:50,139
"Jeni holds back
the entire class,"
277
00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:53,208
and Mr. Lewis
can't teach for 15 minutes
278
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:55,344
"without having to stop
and see if she's okay."
279
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,881
- That's true.
- It's certainly about you, Brent.
280
00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:00,011
You're an
out of the box teacher.
281
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,684
Talk tomorrow.
282
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,161
Aren't you worried about that
security guard coming back?
283
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,494
He ain't coming back.
284
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,636
Max's dad talked to him, I bet.
285
00:18:19,671 --> 00:18:21,331
Well, if you say so.
286
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,570
Ooh, that's a good one.
287
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,204
How did you get these?
288
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,872
You don't wanna know?
289
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:34,817
If she finds out,
we're both dead.
290
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:37,281
She ain't gonna find out.
291
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,914
What the fuck
are you guys laughing at?
292
00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:11,589
Ayla, they were probably just
laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel.
293
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,222
Like how she freaked out
in class today.
294
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:15,519
- You know, she's a baby.
- It's pathetic.
295
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,954
She doesn't belong
in that class.
296
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,796
I filed a complaint
about her today in the office.
297
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,561
Seriously?
298
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,332
We are in the same class
as a girl
299
00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,274
who stops us
every ten minutes...
300
00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:33,574
because she's
scared of something.
301
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:36,640
Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now?
302
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,642
No, I don't have
any issue with him.
303
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,015
It's not his fault
she's in there.
304
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,353
I'm just sick of her.
305
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,785
You know why
she's in that class?
306
00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:51,122
Because her parents
want her in there.
307
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,692
It's a joke.
308
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:57,466
I'm offended as someone
who gets the same grades as her.
309
00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,600
Aren't you?
310
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:03,835
Not sure complaining was cool.
311
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:08,439
Mr. Lewis made you
look like an idiot today.
312
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,339
I'm down for dokking Lewis.
313
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,612
No, I...
314
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:16,287
I want this urban legend
project to rock.
315
00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,388
How?
316
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:24,592
We make it way more scary.
317
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,563
Like really scary.
318
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:33,932
And then we make our own
online challenge.
319
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,367
You're not talking about like
getting kids to kill themselves
320
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,237
like for real, are you?
321
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:46,944
We will go right to the edge.
322
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:53,424
Yes! I'm in!
323
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,420
You're listening to
Where the Scary Things Are.
324
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,326
I'm your host Monster Mash Ken.
325
00:20:57,361 --> 00:20:59,926
And with missing people,
where do they go?
326
00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:02,531
You see all these different cases.
What are you thinking?
327
00:21:02,566 --> 00:21:04,902
Alien abductions,
mass disappearances.
328
00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:06,565
I mean, you know, the rapture.
329
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,171
Has something
religious occurred?
330
00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:09,802
I have no idea
but I can't imagine
331
00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:12,039
what the families are
going through, it's crazy.
332
00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:14,738
It's hard to believe that people
still disappear these days.
333
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,309
With all the technology
out there...
334
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,647
Hey, Vector, come here.
335
00:21:28,223 --> 00:21:29,921
How do I disappear?
336
00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:37,863
Haven't you ever
wanted to disappear?
337
00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:44,974
Nineteen.
338
00:21:45,009 --> 00:21:48,043
- Another card?
- No.
339
00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:51,246
Nine... 14.
340
00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:55,082
Eighteen.
You win.
341
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,619
Come on.
342
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,489
Dude, you can't knock
on my window so damn loud.
343
00:23:07,525 --> 00:23:09,458
- You're gonna wake up my parents.
- So?
344
00:23:09,493 --> 00:23:11,389
Okay. Why would I
expect you to get it?
345
00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:12,593
Where are we going?
346
00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:16,629
Follow me, Mr. My Parents
Are Gonna Hear Me.
347
00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:18,565
You're gonna wake up my parents.
348
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,065
- Holy shit, shut the hell up.
- No!
349
00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:25,102
Just follow me, idiot.
350
00:23:42,457 --> 00:23:43,994
Don't cut off heads.
351
00:23:44,029 --> 00:23:45,859
Yeah, I know, I know.
352
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,593
Just record the video.
353
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,794
I can file my face out in post.
354
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,665
You mean, tile your face, Bran.
355
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,734
Wait, why do you
need to tile your face?
356
00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:57,605
Bran here with another
Bran-tastic video.
357
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,111
Welcome to the first episode
of Bum Wars.
358
00:24:01,146 --> 00:24:03,080
Dude, bring it down.
359
00:24:03,115 --> 00:24:05,813
Shut the hell up and shoot.
360
00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,473
Bran, what the hell?
361
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,056
Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
362
00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:48,653
Tada!
363
00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:52,057
Go, go, go!
364
00:25:58,929 --> 00:26:00,464
Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
365
00:26:00,499 --> 00:26:03,532
Tada!
366
00:26:03,568 --> 00:26:07,297
Go, go, go, go!
367
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,647
Hey, guys, my parents said
368
00:26:20,682 --> 00:26:23,817
I can't be
in The Dokkers anymore.
369
00:26:23,852 --> 00:26:26,855
I-I'm sorry.
I can't do anything about it.
370
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:30,425
Hey, guys.
371
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,887
My parents said I can't be in...
372
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,862
Shit!
373
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,694
Shit, oh, my God!
374
00:26:38,235 --> 00:26:41,133
Oh, Jesus Christ.
375
00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,618
Shit!
376
00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:04,323
Guys, guys,
you're not gonna believe this!
377
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,300
There's something in the pond!
378
00:27:14,638 --> 00:27:16,971
Nothing could
live in there, Snack.
379
00:27:17,006 --> 00:27:19,440
Okay, well I heard it over there
and it jumped in there.
380
00:27:19,475 --> 00:27:22,108
Get off the weed, Snack.
381
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,052
Mighty needs to be fed.
382
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,491
My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass.
383
00:27:44,668 --> 00:27:47,032
Can somebody fart
and liven this up?
384
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,944
What the hell was that?
385
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,410
Is that the guard?
386
00:28:01,581 --> 00:28:02,951
No.
387
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,271
What the hell is that thing?
388
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:33,278
Ew, be careful.
389
00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:48,961
It can't be human.
390
00:28:48,996 --> 00:28:51,301
It's covered in crockamoley.
391
00:28:51,337 --> 00:28:54,671
Guacamole, dumb-ass.
392
00:28:54,706 --> 00:28:57,840
We need to find a place
to hide this thing.
393
00:28:57,876 --> 00:29:01,306
At least until we figure out
what the hell it is.
394
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,645
Keep it moving, guys.
395
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,715
Ah, dammit.
396
00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:44,780
Guys, let's just
get it in there.
397
00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:49,090
Max, find something to restrain
this thing for the time being.
398
00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:53,058
I mean, I know, but just...
399
00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:54,929
There's gotta be
something around here.
400
00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:57,634
I mean, this place
is littered with shit.
401
00:29:57,669 --> 00:30:01,437
Just ropes, chains,
I don't know.
402
00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:03,502
Whatever will hold it.
403
00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:04,567
On it.
404
00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,977
I mean, it looks so human.
405
00:30:08,578 --> 00:30:10,045
What if it can talk?
406
00:30:17,854 --> 00:30:21,991
Speak softly, carry a big stick.
407
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,795
We need to get it
food and water.
408
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,028
How do you know that?
409
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,865
I mean, it's alive, isn't it?
410
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,529
I mean, it has to eat and drink.
411
00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:36,445
Well, hey, kangaroo rats
can go their whole lives
412
00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:38,874
- without drinking water, so.
- Max, look at me.
413
00:30:38,909 --> 00:30:40,938
Does that look like
a goddamn kangaroo to you?
414
00:30:42,814 --> 00:30:43,978
Oh, Jesus, Mighty.
415
00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:46,343
Can you turn that damn
insulin pump off?
416
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,983
Everybody shits
on the diabetic kid.
417
00:31:00,932 --> 00:31:02,826
Well, at the least
the restraints are holding.
418
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,064
Yeah, for now.
419
00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:07,234
Why the sniffing?
420
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,107
Guys, what the hell
is it smelling?
421
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:13,603
Dinner.
422
00:31:24,852 --> 00:31:26,451
Bran, hold up.
423
00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:29,652
Give me the camera.
424
00:31:30,795 --> 00:31:32,325
- No.
- Give me the camera.
425
00:31:37,594 --> 00:31:39,332
You'll get it back
when it's time.
426
00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:43,470
Delete those perv shots
he's got of me, too.
427
00:31:43,506 --> 00:31:44,266
All right.
428
00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:47,005
I-I won't post anything.
I swear.
429
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,710
That's right, you're not. Bye.
430
00:31:49,746 --> 00:31:51,281
Guys, get him outta here.
431
00:31:51,317 --> 00:31:52,507
We'll catch up.
432
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:56,250
- It'll be fine. Relax.
- Shut up.
433
00:31:57,755 --> 00:32:01,083
If it gets loose, we're dead.
434
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:07,558
How long have we
been coming here?
435
00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:10,396
I don't know.
436
00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,663
A few years, I guess. Why?
437
00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:16,235
Right.
438
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:19,367
And we haven't seen
this thing until today.
439
00:32:19,403 --> 00:32:21,810
I mean, it's gotta be new here.
440
00:32:21,846 --> 00:32:23,642
I've sure as hell never seen it.
441
00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,048
Exactly.
442
00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:30,119
What happens when this place
opens up for Halloween?
443
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,855
We can't have this thing
going nuts on customers.
444
00:32:34,891 --> 00:32:37,291
- That would be bad.
- Yeah.
445
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:41,328
For me.
446
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,664
I can't lose this place.
447
00:32:49,705 --> 00:32:52,574
This is my escape.
448
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,737
I mean, you know that.
449
00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:00,143
Better than anybody else.
450
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,307
So we're really gonna do this?
451
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:30,245
I think I need this.
452
00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:33,677
So do I.
453
00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:43,060
My house is just as empty.
454
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,573
I'm gonna hang out
until your mom gets home.
455
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,740
You should get inside.
456
00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:15,791
Thanks for walking me home.
457
00:34:15,826 --> 00:34:17,255
You should come to my place.
458
00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:19,426
You could stay over if you want.
459
00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:28,765
Good night.
460
00:34:37,813 --> 00:34:39,983
Wanna hang out?
461
00:34:40,018 --> 00:34:43,450
- When's my mom getting home?
- Whenever.
462
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:46,156
I'm the babysitter.
463
00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,601
Where's the remote?
464
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,604
Tomatoes.
465
00:37:46,036 --> 00:37:49,636
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
466
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,007
I've gotta get you tied back up.
467
00:39:43,046 --> 00:39:47,157
Hey, Dad, um,
have you ever heard of Lockjaw?
468
00:39:47,192 --> 00:39:50,388
Yeah, it comes from
tetanus or rabies.
469
00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:51,789
Why, are you feeling sick?
470
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:54,055
No, I'm talking
about the weird guy
471
00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:57,231
people say used to live by
Field of Screams.
472
00:39:57,266 --> 00:39:59,836
Yeah, there was this one guy.
473
00:39:59,871 --> 00:40:04,504
I don't remember if people said he
was a molester, crazy or something.
474
00:40:04,539 --> 00:40:05,782
A lot of homeless people
out that way,
475
00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:08,241
which is why we don't want you
hanging out there.
476
00:40:08,277 --> 00:40:09,840
One of the reasons, anyway.
477
00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:12,315
Well, I mean...
I mean, did you ever see him?
478
00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:15,510
- Was he real?
- I work with facts, Max.
479
00:40:15,545 --> 00:40:17,749
Not Max facts.
480
00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:20,485
And, no, I never saw him
or know anyone who has.
481
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:22,485
All right, all right.
Cool.
482
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:23,920
Cool, cool. Thanks.
483
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,854
I'm less worried about
homeless child molesters
484
00:40:25,889 --> 00:40:28,157
than I am this Ayla girl
you like.
485
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:33,597
Oh, goddammit.
Okay, Dad, I don't like her.
486
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,605
Especially like that, so...
487
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,904
Your mother says your underwear
in the laundry says otherwise.
488
00:40:41,879 --> 00:40:44,206
Facts, Max.
489
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,078
So who taught you how to shoot?
490
00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:29,592
Wait.
491
00:41:30,423 --> 00:41:32,356
Here, like this.
492
00:41:32,391 --> 00:41:33,860
Both hands up.
493
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,597
It's not like the movies.
494
00:41:37,632 --> 00:41:42,066
Just relax your shoulders...
then shoot.
495
00:41:56,516 --> 00:41:58,753
I wanna scare people.
496
00:42:02,057 --> 00:42:03,186
I mean...
497
00:42:07,098 --> 00:42:08,862
this could be great.
498
00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:17,002
Does it scare you?
499
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,302
Only if it gets loose.
500
00:42:22,546 --> 00:42:24,779
Let's make sure
that doesn't happen then.
501
00:42:32,088 --> 00:42:33,385
Seriously?
502
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,317
No raw hamburger?
503
00:42:35,352 --> 00:42:38,159
Monsters always go for
raw hamburger in the movies.
504
00:42:38,195 --> 00:42:39,524
We didn't have any.
505
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,497
Who doesn't have hamburger?
506
00:42:41,532 --> 00:42:44,229
- That pump thing smells.
- It's Phenol.
507
00:42:44,264 --> 00:42:47,263
It's a chemical they use in his
insulin or something like that.
508
00:42:48,172 --> 00:42:49,335
Is that a Max fact?
509
00:42:49,371 --> 00:42:51,502
Look it up, ass hat.
510
00:42:51,538 --> 00:42:53,335
And that's why, Max,
511
00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:56,613
you're going to be writing
all the online content for this.
512
00:42:58,178 --> 00:43:01,849
Once Scribble has a page up,
Bran, you get the footage.
513
00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:04,617
But everything you do
514
00:43:04,653 --> 00:43:06,950
goes through me first,
all right?
515
00:43:06,986 --> 00:43:09,118
I don't want you
posting none of this.
516
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:12,293
And don't show anybody
who's not a Dokker.
517
00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,389
- Got it?
- Got it.
518
00:43:15,899 --> 00:43:19,702
Scribble will be able to see
everything that you do remotely.
519
00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:22,199
Just so you know.
520
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:27,360
Do it. Please.
521
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,888
It... it can smell fear.
522
00:45:53,953 --> 00:45:56,084
Is that Max fact
or is that real?
523
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,552
Motherfucker!
524
00:45:57,587 --> 00:46:00,296
- You son of a bitch!
- Bran, what is wrong with you?
525
00:46:01,696 --> 00:46:02,996
Where do you think you're going?
526
00:46:03,032 --> 00:46:05,231
- You think this is...
- You think this is funny?
527
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,667
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Waste of space!
528
00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,002
Everybody shut the hell up!
529
00:46:09,038 --> 00:46:10,678
Shut the hell up!
We're done with you now!
530
00:46:11,675 --> 00:46:14,041
Okay, it's not just a Max fact,
okay.
531
00:46:14,076 --> 00:46:16,712
As soon as the thing
starts sniffing, it goes nuts.
532
00:46:16,747 --> 00:46:18,151
It's Mighty's insulin pump
setting it off.
533
00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:19,474
- It's not me.
- Yes, it is.
534
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:20,950
Come on.
It's not the insulin pump,
535
00:46:20,983 --> 00:46:22,851
It's not the insulin pump.
It's the insulin.
536
00:46:22,887 --> 00:46:25,379
All right, that thing
gives off a smell, right?
537
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,951
So maybe it thinks
it's the smell of fear.
538
00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,656
What?
539
00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:31,723
How can anything smell fear?
540
00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:35,631
Um, no, I believe it.
541
00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:39,062
I mean, a few years ago
before I moved,
542
00:46:39,098 --> 00:46:41,734
there was a dog,
it was a-a big dog
543
00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:43,598
a couple houses down from me.
544
00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:46,008
And, man, I swear to God,
545
00:46:46,043 --> 00:46:49,509
like, if you showed that you
were even a little bit afraid,
546
00:46:49,544 --> 00:46:51,344
it would go crazy.
547
00:46:51,379 --> 00:46:52,508
Maybe...
548
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,782
Maybe it's like... a bear.
549
00:46:57,818 --> 00:47:00,483
You know how people say...
550
00:47:01,525 --> 00:47:04,755
it can smell when a girl...
551
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,223
Okay, come on, Bran.
552
00:47:06,258 --> 00:47:07,795
- I don't have my period!
- Come on.
553
00:47:07,830 --> 00:47:09,292
- What the hell?
- Prove it then!
554
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,132
Get outta here!
555
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,797
- I swear to God! Take him out!
- Everybody settle down.
556
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,432
Let's just sit down.
557
00:47:16,372 --> 00:47:17,401
All right?
558
00:47:26,646 --> 00:47:28,148
What now?
559
00:47:31,053 --> 00:47:33,989
Guys, this is what
we're gonna do, all right?
560
00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,288
You and Max...
561
00:47:37,495 --> 00:47:39,289
figure out whatever you can.
562
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,962
Snack, you and Bran,
you guys have to get
563
00:47:42,997 --> 00:47:44,696
as much coverage
on this as possible.
564
00:47:44,732 --> 00:47:47,002
We need that proof.
565
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,169
Guys, what the hell
are we doing?
566
00:47:51,205 --> 00:47:53,875
We need to call the cops
or at least our parents.
567
00:47:53,911 --> 00:47:57,171
This thing could be an alien
for all we know.
568
00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:58,981
We are in over our heads.
569
00:47:59,016 --> 00:48:01,016
You okay, Snack?
570
00:48:07,419 --> 00:48:10,487
I need to talk to you
once everyone leaves.
571
00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:19,661
You haven't told anyone?
572
00:48:24,638 --> 00:48:25,840
No, Ayla.
573
00:48:25,876 --> 00:48:28,076
And-and I swore I wouldn't,
didn't I?
574
00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,672
I mean, yeah, but...
575
00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:34,280
you seem kinda sketchy, Snack.
576
00:48:40,524 --> 00:48:42,222
Do you still wanna tell?
577
00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:49,658
No.
578
00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:54,135
I hope not.
579
00:49:05,813 --> 00:49:07,445
Got monster shit on me.
580
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:11,218
Everything good with Snack?
581
00:49:12,522 --> 00:49:14,014
Yeah, it's fine.
582
00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:15,387
Come here.
583
00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:18,126
Something to cheer you up.
584
00:49:20,389 --> 00:49:22,262
Bran's perv pics he got of you.
585
00:49:25,566 --> 00:49:26,532
Thanks.
586
00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:27,630
But wait...
587
00:49:28,372 --> 00:49:29,500
there's more.
588
00:49:31,003 --> 00:49:32,470
Jeni's personal cell.
589
00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:36,476
You didn't?
590
00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:42,414
This is gonna be great.
591
00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:46,984
Thank you so much.
592
00:50:06,075 --> 00:50:09,177
Wait, I have something
I wanna show you first.
593
00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:14,644
Why don't you change then?
594
00:50:15,884 --> 00:50:18,054
You smell like monster shit.
595
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,106
I called you both here because,
596
00:53:24,141 --> 00:53:27,405
well, obviously you
get A's on the project.
597
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,378
I mean, yeah,
that video's incredible.
598
00:53:30,414 --> 00:53:35,115
Ten-thousand views
in just over two weeks.
599
00:53:35,151 --> 00:53:37,385
You definitely
hit the objective.
600
00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:42,423
This thing, how'd you do it?
601
00:53:43,189 --> 00:53:46,228
Well, it's Crockamoley.
602
00:53:46,264 --> 00:53:49,296
I'm sorry, Crock-Crock...
Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw?
603
00:53:49,331 --> 00:53:50,539
That's the urban legend
around here, right?
604
00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:53,199
It's not Lockjaw,
it's-it's Crockamoley.
605
00:53:53,235 --> 00:53:55,797
Okay, all right.
Well, Crockamoley
606
00:53:55,832 --> 00:53:58,306
is one scary special effect,
let me say.
607
00:53:58,341 --> 00:54:01,076
Well, it's actually kinda funny
that you say that.
608
00:54:01,111 --> 00:54:02,844
Yeah, we have a...
We have a friend.
609
00:54:02,879 --> 00:54:04,105
- Tom.
- Yeah, Tom.
610
00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:07,916
He, uh, you know, he does makeup
and special effects for movies.
611
00:54:07,951 --> 00:54:11,350
Not anything major but indie.
612
00:54:11,385 --> 00:54:13,650
Well, let me tell you
to tell Tom,
613
00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:15,418
I think he's gonna win
an Oscar someday.
614
00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:16,719
This project is incredible.
615
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,854
He went above and beyond
and so did you both.
616
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:24,399
But I have to ask you
to take this video down.
617
00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:28,062
Um, uh, why?
618
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,367
Well, gun violence
for one thing, Max.
619
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:34,517
- They're digital effects.
- I know that, we've had complaints.
620
00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:37,579
Parents are very upset
over the content.
621
00:54:37,615 --> 00:54:40,811
They're describing it as disturbing.
They're saying it's scary.
622
00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:44,452
They're saying the content
in this video is sick, Max.
623
00:54:44,488 --> 00:54:48,785
You both did... a little
too good of a job, I'm afraid.
624
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:51,285
How can you tell it's us?
You can't see our faces.
625
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:53,834
Well, because it's a high school
class project and you're teenagers.
626
00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:55,634
You can't keep a secret.
All the kids know, Max.
627
00:54:55,658 --> 00:54:56,891
They're probably just jealous
628
00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:59,399
'cause their crappy little
Photoshop projects
629
00:54:59,434 --> 00:55:01,500
didn't turn out
nearly as good as ours did.
630
00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:04,698
Look, between you and me,
I understand that,
631
00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:06,540
and I couldn't agree more, Ayla.
632
00:55:06,575 --> 00:55:09,904
Now, but this project
has gotten me in more hot water
633
00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:11,943
with administration
than I care to touch on.
634
00:55:11,978 --> 00:55:14,912
- Did Jeni lose it again?
- Punish us for doing a great job.
635
00:55:14,947 --> 00:55:18,184
- Yeah, I get it.
- No, Max, you're not being punished.
636
00:55:18,219 --> 00:55:19,915
You still get the A's, okay.
637
00:55:19,951 --> 00:55:22,084
It's just you-you made it
a little too lifelike.
638
00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:25,294
- It's a little too realistic.
- How is that our problem?
639
00:55:25,329 --> 00:55:28,460
Mr. Lewis, you can't
connect it to the school.
640
00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:29,891
You can't tell
who's in the video.
641
00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:32,433
I-I mean,
we even spoofed the IP address
642
00:55:32,468 --> 00:55:34,631
to make it look like
it comes from New Mexico.
643
00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:37,939
Look, we have thousands
of comments.
644
00:55:37,975 --> 00:55:40,271
This is how things spread.
645
00:55:40,306 --> 00:55:42,638
That's what you told us.
646
00:55:42,674 --> 00:55:45,077
"Oh, my God!"
"This is so good."
647
00:55:45,113 --> 00:55:47,114
"It looks so real."
648
00:55:47,149 --> 00:55:49,385
"Show us more Crockamoley."
649
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:53,284
The comments just keep going.
It says, it says...
650
00:55:55,954 --> 00:55:59,494
- That...
- What? What does it say?
651
00:56:05,064 --> 00:56:06,628
Nothing.
652
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:09,669
Look, I'm asking you both...
653
00:56:10,703 --> 00:56:13,035
with massive respect
for all of the hard work
654
00:56:13,071 --> 00:56:17,011
that went into this video,
please take the video down.
655
00:56:17,046 --> 00:56:23,879
Mr. Lewis, with all due respect for everything
you've taught us about free speech,
656
00:56:23,915 --> 00:56:27,456
standing up for ourselves
and censorship...
657
00:56:32,025 --> 00:56:33,121
No.
658
00:56:37,764 --> 00:56:40,535
So I'm guessing you're gonna
fail us now, huh?
659
00:56:42,772 --> 00:56:44,934
No.
660
00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,207
Well, it started out great.
661
00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:56,416
Now everyone thinks it's fake.
662
00:56:56,451 --> 00:56:58,646
I mean, Ayla,
that's the internet.
663
00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,354
People shit on everything.
664
00:57:00,389 --> 00:57:02,418
Ten-thousand views
is pretty good.
665
00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:04,153
It was a good run.
666
00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:07,490
You wouldn't know a good run
if it hit you in your fat ass.
667
00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:08,957
The views have died off.
668
00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:13,132
It's because of these haters.
These losers!
669
00:57:13,168 --> 00:57:14,697
God, I hate people!
670
00:57:14,733 --> 00:57:17,572
People are over it.
It's boring.
671
00:57:19,809 --> 00:57:22,572
How the hell are we supposed
to do the Crockamoley challenge
672
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,810
if everyone says it's fake?
673
00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:31,113
Guys, we risked our lives
for an A.
674
00:57:32,256 --> 00:57:35,117
And then we are told
to take it down.
675
00:57:35,991 --> 00:57:37,521
Another lie!
676
00:57:37,556 --> 00:57:40,595
Another person screws us over!
677
00:57:46,998 --> 00:57:49,703
Nothing ever turns out
like you're promised.
678
00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:54,910
God, I'd like to throw
one of those haters in there!
679
00:57:54,945 --> 00:57:58,178
Yeah, record that.
680
00:57:58,213 --> 00:58:00,175
And then we'll post it.
681
00:58:01,781 --> 00:58:04,781
I mean, that's what we
should do, right?
682
00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:07,017
Come on!
We should do that, right?
683
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,265
Um, sorry guys.
I figured out why it's beeping.
684
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,595
It's got a leak or something.
685
00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:23,334
I'll just fix that.
686
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,708
Shut the hell up!
687
00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:05,812
Tada!
688
00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:22,191
Tada!
689
01:01:29,985 --> 01:01:31,893
Why are you doing this?
690
01:01:31,929 --> 01:01:32,959
Why?
691
01:01:34,761 --> 01:01:37,359
We can't do this.
We can't...
692
01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,874
Get off. Stop!
693
01:01:47,472 --> 01:01:48,744
Please.
694
01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,947
So what?
695
01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:56,246
You gonna fucking tell?
696
01:01:57,813 --> 01:01:59,183
Is that it?
697
01:02:01,784 --> 01:02:03,451
You swore.
698
01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:14,462
Why are you scared of us?
699
01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:20,138
I'm not.
700
01:02:22,438 --> 01:02:26,306
What would Crockamoley think?
701
01:02:26,341 --> 01:02:28,115
I have to get out of here.
702
01:02:28,150 --> 01:02:29,411
So go.
703
01:02:56,545 --> 01:02:58,578
This is messed up.
704
01:02:58,614 --> 01:02:59,909
I mean, what if he flips out?
705
01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:02,079
What do we do?
What then?
706
01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:06,921
Shut up, you blubbering baby.
This is great.
707
01:03:07,888 --> 01:03:10,018
All right,
you have my attention.
708
01:03:10,053 --> 01:03:11,659
I haven't eaten in a few days.
709
01:03:11,695 --> 01:03:13,792
All right, man.
Well, you're in luck.
710
01:03:13,828 --> 01:03:16,598
All you gotta do, come with us.
711
01:03:16,633 --> 01:03:20,064
We'll give you like...
a hundred bucks.
712
01:03:20,099 --> 01:03:22,635
You! You're the one
who set my hat on fire.
713
01:03:22,670 --> 01:03:25,034
Hey, hey, man.
You're good.
714
01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:27,901
All is good.
He won't touch you.
715
01:03:27,936 --> 01:03:29,235
We promise.
716
01:03:29,271 --> 01:03:32,347
Come on.
It's only a short walk.
717
01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:37,281
Do you wanna see?
718
01:03:40,355 --> 01:03:41,582
See what?
719
01:03:44,394 --> 01:03:45,856
You want me to go in here?
720
01:03:45,891 --> 01:03:47,924
We're gonna go in with you.
721
01:03:47,959 --> 01:03:51,294
Oh, good, 'cause for a second
722
01:03:51,330 --> 01:03:55,503
I thought you guys
might leave me the fuck alone.
723
01:03:55,538 --> 01:03:57,268
What's in there anyway, huh?
724
01:03:58,970 --> 01:04:01,409
Are you guys buying me a car?
725
01:04:01,444 --> 01:04:04,372
Just go, man.
726
01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:06,975
What the hell
is wrong with you kids, huh?
727
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,516
Why are you doing this?
728
01:04:08,551 --> 01:04:09,948
We're shooting a video.
729
01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:13,652
We just wanna see your reaction.
Come on.
730
01:04:14,786 --> 01:04:15,886
The last time
731
01:04:15,921 --> 01:04:18,191
I starred in one of your videos,
732
01:04:18,226 --> 01:04:21,362
you set me on fire while I
was asleep, you little shit.
733
01:04:21,397 --> 01:04:22,458
Just go!
734
01:04:34,477 --> 01:04:36,109
What the hell is that?
735
01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:51,157
Is this some sort of joke?
736
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,521
Huh?
737
01:04:53,925 --> 01:04:55,931
What the hell is this?
738
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:42,043
Is this some sort
of prank video, huh?
739
01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:45,678
This shit is awful.
740
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,527
We just killed that guy!
741
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,511
There's another Crockamoley
video or whatever the hell it is.
742
01:06:18,547 --> 01:06:19,674
Did you see it?
743
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:22,248
The shit looks real.
744
01:06:22,284 --> 01:06:25,787
- Damn. How'd they do that?
- I know, right?
745
01:06:25,822 --> 01:06:28,023
Oh shit,
we're already late to class.
746
01:06:30,357 --> 01:06:33,028
Is this
some sort of prank video, huh?
747
01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:36,229
This shit is awful.
748
01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:58,581
So what time do you
think you're gonna get here?
749
01:06:58,616 --> 01:07:00,854
Give me, like, ten minutes.
750
01:07:00,889 --> 01:07:04,551
All right.
So plan on an hour then.
751
01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:06,119
I always come on time.
752
01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:08,822
Yeah. We'll see.
753
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:18,172
I came to get something.
754
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,644
I'm not as stupid as you think.
755
01:07:30,586 --> 01:07:32,384
I need to get it.
756
01:07:35,489 --> 01:07:39,424
I can't believe you guys
hangout in this shit hole.
757
01:07:40,523 --> 01:07:42,493
That's what I say about home.
758
01:08:00,649 --> 01:08:02,216
Is it in there?
759
01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:04,383
In there.
760
01:08:06,355 --> 01:08:09,457
Does your boyfriend in there
think he's gonna jump me?
761
01:08:09,493 --> 01:08:12,823
No.
762
01:08:12,859 --> 01:08:14,426
Definitely not.
763
01:08:19,602 --> 01:08:20,894
Come and get it.
764
01:08:51,031 --> 01:08:52,964
You think I'm fucking stupid?
765
01:08:58,675 --> 01:09:00,703
Where's my fucking gun?
766
01:09:57,766 --> 01:09:59,597
Shut up!
767
01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:01,500
Geez.
768
01:10:20,018 --> 01:10:22,983
Hi. Jeni?
769
01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,323
It's-it's Ayla.
770
01:10:28,359 --> 01:10:31,728
No, please, don't hang up.
771
01:10:33,364 --> 01:10:37,705
I... I just wanted to say
772
01:10:37,741 --> 01:10:41,969
that I'm so sorry...
773
01:10:43,311 --> 01:10:45,808
for the way
I've treated you since...
774
01:10:46,945 --> 01:10:48,316
forever.
775
01:10:51,118 --> 01:10:53,013
I wanna make it up to you.
776
01:10:58,689 --> 01:11:02,096
Is this all
part of the project, hmm?
777
01:11:02,131 --> 01:11:03,991
Convince the teacher
this is real?
778
01:11:05,363 --> 01:11:08,267
It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear.
779
01:11:08,303 --> 01:11:12,873
Everything you saw
on that channel is real.
780
01:11:12,908 --> 01:11:15,340
No, it-it looks real.
781
01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:16,415
It looks real,
I'll give you that,
782
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:17,970
but, look, I still think
783
01:11:18,006 --> 01:11:19,740
y'all are trying to Punk me
or something.
784
01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,055
Are you
recording this right now?
785
01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:22,046
- No.
- Are you recording this?
786
01:11:22,082 --> 01:11:25,713
No, no, please. No.
787
01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:27,485
You know, Max,
he came and told me
788
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,523
that you guys
have a friend who does effects.
789
01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:32,959
- Is that not true?
- No, those are his Max facts.
790
01:11:32,994 --> 01:11:34,461
- It's not true?
- No.
791
01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,434
So I'm supposed to not believe
his reasonable story
792
01:11:39,469 --> 01:11:44,064
for yours about a monster
that feeds on homeless people?
793
01:11:47,204 --> 01:11:48,607
Yeah, okay.
794
01:11:59,152 --> 01:12:00,586
I'll take you there.
795
01:12:01,283 --> 01:12:02,654
Tonight.
796
01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:35,852
Why? Is it for the likes?
797
01:12:37,124 --> 01:12:38,990
Because I hate her.
798
01:12:43,933 --> 01:12:46,162
Aw, you scared, Jeni?
799
01:12:46,198 --> 01:12:48,001
Please!
800
01:12:48,036 --> 01:12:50,636
Please, just let me go.
801
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,671
Please.
802
01:13:22,604 --> 01:13:25,700
Since first grade,
803
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:29,369
you've cried,
pissed your pants...
804
01:13:30,808 --> 01:13:35,546
dragged every class
we're in to a halt.
805
01:13:35,581 --> 01:13:41,753
We get told,
oh, you're just different.
806
01:13:45,425 --> 01:13:49,227
But you get
the same grades as me!
807
01:13:49,262 --> 01:13:51,796
We're not the same, bitch!
808
01:13:58,202 --> 01:13:59,540
Now...
809
01:14:02,377 --> 01:14:08,615
see the difference
between you and me.
810
01:14:09,213 --> 01:14:10,281
Do it.
811
01:14:10,317 --> 01:14:13,620
Stop it! No, stop!
812
01:15:31,926 --> 01:15:34,333
What the hell is wrong with you?
813
01:15:34,369 --> 01:15:36,630
It's on foot from here.
Come on.
814
01:15:57,992 --> 01:15:59,253
Hey.
815
01:16:04,366 --> 01:16:05,963
Y'all have permission
to be here?
816
01:16:10,402 --> 01:16:12,002
Come on.
817
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,983
Mr. Lewis...
818
01:16:31,259 --> 01:16:32,555
You can't be scared.
819
01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:35,622
It... It can smell fear.
820
01:16:35,658 --> 01:16:37,491
It'll go nuts.
821
01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:38,765
Really?
822
01:16:39,631 --> 01:16:41,200
- It smells fear?
- Yeah.
823
01:16:41,236 --> 01:16:44,305
- Really?
- Yes.
824
01:16:44,340 --> 01:16:47,472
Okay, I tried, Snack.
825
01:16:47,507 --> 01:16:48,841
- I tried.
- Mr. Lewis...
826
01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:50,921
- Have you lost your mind?
- It's not a trick, okay.
827
01:16:50,945 --> 01:16:53,307
Would I bring you down here
if it wasn't so important?
828
01:16:54,481 --> 01:16:56,948
Please, you have to believe me.
829
01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:09,697
Yeah, we're all clear.
830
01:17:11,597 --> 01:17:13,360
I still got some water in here.
831
01:17:17,470 --> 01:17:19,168
Oh, it stinks in here.
832
01:17:23,138 --> 01:17:26,846
All right,
where's this boogeyman?
833
01:17:50,602 --> 01:17:53,873
What the hell is this?
834
01:18:16,561 --> 01:18:17,963
That's Crockamoley.
835
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:27,236
This... this isn't
a guy in a suit?
836
01:18:27,969 --> 01:18:30,778
- Seriously?
- No.
837
01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:33,741
Huh...
838
01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:36,817
Oh, my... Oh, my...
839
01:18:38,019 --> 01:18:41,619
- Oh, my God.
- Mr. Lewis... Mr. Lewis, calm down.
840
01:18:41,654 --> 01:18:43,920
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
841
01:18:43,956 --> 01:18:45,588
Calm down.
842
01:18:49,795 --> 01:18:52,497
What the hell did you kids do?
843
01:19:00,209 --> 01:19:01,974
Hi, Mr. Lewis.
844
01:19:04,444 --> 01:19:07,111
This... this thing.
845
01:19:08,579 --> 01:19:09,982
This is real.
846
01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:11,951
Sure is.
847
01:19:15,686 --> 01:19:17,517
Calm down.
848
01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:22,329
Why'd you bring him here, Snack?
849
01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:29,534
You lied.
850
01:19:29,569 --> 01:19:32,034
You guys killed somebody.
851
01:19:32,069 --> 01:19:33,737
- You're murderers!
- So are you.
852
01:19:33,772 --> 01:19:35,167
Is that why you brought me here?
853
01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:37,509
- No.
- To fucking kill me?
854
01:19:37,545 --> 01:19:39,679
No. Mr. Lewis, no.
855
01:19:41,881 --> 01:19:46,418
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
He's a teacher.
856
01:19:46,454 --> 01:19:48,449
Hey, hey, hey, just...
857
01:19:48,485 --> 01:19:52,051
- No, stay! Hey, hey, hey!
- Let us go, or I let it go.
858
01:19:52,086 --> 01:19:54,094
I can't let you do that.
859
01:19:54,130 --> 01:19:55,024
Relax. Okay.
860
01:19:55,059 --> 01:19:57,228
You wanna see
what happened to Jeni?
861
01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:58,430
Bran!
862
01:19:59,794 --> 01:20:01,297
Jeni?
863
01:20:03,534 --> 01:20:04,602
Come on.
864
01:20:39,838 --> 01:20:41,606
Get out of the way!
865
01:20:49,415 --> 01:20:50,717
Go!
866
01:21:35,023 --> 01:21:36,458
Ayla!
867
01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:07,099
Open up!
868
01:27:29,414 --> 01:27:31,010
Good evening, boys and ghouls.
869
01:27:31,045 --> 01:27:33,152
You're listening to
Where the Scary Things Are.
870
01:27:33,187 --> 01:27:34,781
I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken,
871
01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,521
and with me
is the Mistress of Darkness,
872
01:27:36,556 --> 01:27:39,326
the Queen of Fright,
the Lady of the Night, Muse.
873
01:27:39,361 --> 01:27:42,294
Also joining us
is Crista Creature and Whirl.
874
01:27:42,330 --> 01:27:44,237
All right, so we got something
special as always.
875
01:27:44,261 --> 01:27:48,268
I came across this found footage
film called The Legend of Lockjaw.
876
01:27:48,304 --> 01:27:50,596
I wanna read the description
to our audience.
877
01:27:50,631 --> 01:27:52,272
Uh, we've watched this film
878
01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:53,648
and we're gonna talk about
that in a second,
879
01:27:53,672 --> 01:27:55,605
but here's the description:
"Three years ago,"
880
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,541
seven children disappeared
without a trace.
881
01:27:57,576 --> 01:27:59,278
This footage was found
by a security guard
882
01:27:59,313 --> 01:28:01,279
for some Halloween
haunted attraction.
883
01:28:01,314 --> 01:28:02,641
Were they were taken by Lockjaw,
884
01:28:02,677 --> 01:28:04,680
a local monster urban legend,
885
01:28:04,715 --> 01:28:07,252
"or something worse?
This is their story."
886
01:28:07,288 --> 01:28:09,355
Muse, what did you
think about it?
887
01:28:09,390 --> 01:28:12,019
Well, yeah,
like you said, we watched this
888
01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:14,961
and honestly, I gotta say
I think this is bullshit.
889
01:28:14,997 --> 01:28:19,399
Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's-it's
so fake. You can see how they did it.
890
01:28:19,434 --> 01:28:21,465
Yeah, you know,
I'm a schmuck when it comes to
891
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:23,535
anything technical
involving the computer,
892
01:28:23,571 --> 01:28:27,066
but even I on my own laptop
could do a better job.
893
01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:29,508
You know, if you wanna fool us,
and we're horror experts,
894
01:28:29,543 --> 01:28:31,286
you better show something
a little bit more than
895
01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:33,146
bargain basement effort here.
896
01:28:33,182 --> 01:28:34,880
Yeah, I am so with you guys.
897
01:28:34,916 --> 01:28:36,348
Hard pass for me.
898
01:28:36,384 --> 01:28:39,216
This found footage
died so, so long ago.
899
01:28:39,251 --> 01:28:41,487
Man, it's fake, fake, fake.
900
01:28:41,523 --> 01:28:43,917
We have a guy online
who claims to be Snack.
901
01:28:43,952 --> 01:28:45,888
Allegedly, one of the kids
in this footage.
902
01:28:45,923 --> 01:28:48,960
So let's welcome Snack to
Where the Scary Things Are.
64423
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