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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:53,178 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 2 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,839 Today, we're doing another episode of Bum Fites. 3 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,047 He's in there. Get 'em, get 'em! 4 00:02:58,082 --> 00:03:00,146 Hey, guys? You want this 20? 5 00:03:00,182 --> 00:03:01,917 Well, come and get it! 6 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:03,354 Fight each other! 7 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,686 Yeah, come on! 8 00:03:06,722 --> 00:03:11,088 - Keep an eye out for that security guard. - On it. 9 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,692 I wanna fire up some of the effects and stuff, like the lights. 10 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,233 Wait, you can do that? 11 00:03:16,269 --> 00:03:18,303 - I can do that. - Roll on each other. 12 00:03:18,339 --> 00:03:22,940 - That'd be so cool. - This is gonna be Monday! 13 00:03:22,975 --> 00:03:25,844 You mean money, Bran. 14 00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:27,978 That's what I said, dingus. 15 00:03:28,013 --> 00:03:31,047 Yeah! Get up and fight now! 16 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,181 Hey, where'd you find these guys? 17 00:03:33,216 --> 00:03:34,516 That doesn't look like our bum. 18 00:03:34,552 --> 00:03:36,615 You know, you should really blur out those faces. 19 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,485 They can sue for not giving permission. 20 00:03:38,521 --> 00:03:40,824 These guys don't have money to sue. 21 00:03:40,859 --> 00:03:42,657 They're homeless. 22 00:03:50,935 --> 00:03:53,437 Our... 23 00:03:57,845 --> 00:03:59,443 Our guard buddy's working. 24 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:05,779 Let's go. 25 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,752 I don't get it. 26 00:04:08,788 --> 00:04:09,946 I don't get it. 27 00:04:09,982 --> 00:04:12,255 He has such a hatred for them. I mean, Ted... 28 00:04:12,291 --> 00:04:14,159 Dude, Ted's a legend here. 29 00:04:14,194 --> 00:04:15,927 Do you remember the groundhog stuff animal? 30 00:04:15,962 --> 00:04:17,060 Oh, my gosh. I love Ted. 31 00:04:17,096 --> 00:04:20,428 You little perv! I swear to God! 32 00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:22,264 Don't even think about dokking me. 33 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,633 I'm just messing a little. Chill. 34 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,307 - What did you say to me? - Chill. 35 00:04:29,876 --> 00:04:31,570 Don't tell me to chill. 36 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,037 - All right. - Got it? 37 00:04:37,516 --> 00:04:40,283 Bran, I swear to God, if you're still filming my ass, 38 00:04:40,318 --> 00:04:42,552 I'm gonna kill you. 39 00:04:58,335 --> 00:05:00,031 Hey, you kids! 40 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,000 Shit. 41 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:03,576 Run. 42 00:05:04,606 --> 00:05:06,109 Stay right there! 43 00:05:06,144 --> 00:05:07,874 Come on, Bran, go! 44 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:10,108 Come on! 45 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,812 Run! 46 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:28,862 - Get to the Dokking Station! - No kidding! 47 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,417 Stay right there! 48 00:05:45,982 --> 00:05:47,117 Shit. 49 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:57,759 Hey! 50 00:06:22,318 --> 00:06:25,823 That to make sure we can't prove you shot at us? 51 00:06:25,859 --> 00:06:27,452 You a lawyer? 52 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,186 No, but his dad is. 53 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:32,392 You little boys making big boy smut 54 00:06:32,428 --> 00:06:34,427 with her and that camera? 55 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,267 Wouldn't you like to know. 56 00:06:36,302 --> 00:06:38,333 This is private property 57 00:06:38,368 --> 00:06:39,963 and this is closed until fall. 58 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,703 You're trespassing. You know that, right? 59 00:06:42,739 --> 00:06:46,841 - We didn't see any signs. - Yeah right, kid. 60 00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:50,513 I call the police or your parents. Which is it? 61 00:06:50,549 --> 00:06:53,215 Why don't you catch your breath first, fatso? 62 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:56,114 What a dick. 63 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,616 All the way out from the city to deal with this shit. 64 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,322 The place is closed, Snack. 65 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:02,494 How hard is that to understand? 66 00:07:02,529 --> 00:07:04,232 You get hurt out there, we could lose everything. 67 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:07,563 - The guy shot at us! - Knock it off with that shit! 68 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:10,466 I got you and this Dokkers thing all figured out. 69 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:13,103 That Ayla girl, she doesn't like you. 70 00:07:13,138 --> 00:07:15,736 She's using you, son. 71 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:18,477 Girls like her don't like guys like you. 72 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:22,976 I work tonight, 73 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:26,012 and Mike's coming over before I get home, so you know. 74 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:31,083 How about a goddamn thank you? 75 00:07:32,024 --> 00:07:33,225 No boyfriend. 76 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:35,053 You hang out with these loser kids. 77 00:07:35,089 --> 00:07:37,526 Where is that gonna get you in life? 78 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:41,363 Wasting what God and I gave you. 79 00:07:41,398 --> 00:07:43,564 Yeah, because Mike's some prize. 80 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,333 You think you're better than me? Hmm? 81 00:07:46,368 --> 00:07:48,406 You little bitch! 82 00:07:48,441 --> 00:07:50,841 I should have let that guy call the cops. 83 00:07:58,815 --> 00:08:00,816 You didn't eat anything through this. 84 00:08:01,783 --> 00:08:04,553 You're lucky that cop let you go. 85 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:07,084 You need to make better choices, Mighty. 86 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,858 He wasn't a cop, Ma. 87 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:14,291 Turn the sounds off your insulin pump, baby. 88 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:18,035 That thing smells. 89 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:22,272 I got it all on video! 90 00:08:22,307 --> 00:08:25,636 He shot at us, but he erased it! 91 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:30,710 I can't prove it, 92 00:08:30,746 --> 00:08:32,713 but it would have been huge online! 93 00:08:32,748 --> 00:08:34,649 It would have blown up my channel! 94 00:08:34,685 --> 00:08:36,753 I'm gonna moteltize my channel, you wait! 95 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,219 Ma! 96 00:08:42,095 --> 00:08:44,995 Ma! You even listening? 97 00:08:45,031 --> 00:08:46,296 It's monetize. 98 00:08:46,331 --> 00:08:47,859 It's monetize your channel. 99 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,867 That's what I said! Monetize! 100 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:55,605 Yep, John, just stall them. Yeah, 20 minutes out. 101 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,940 I know, I had an emergency with my son. 102 00:08:57,976 --> 00:09:01,472 I gotta drop him off real quick. I'll be right there, 15 minutes. 103 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,779 Okay. 104 00:09:11,657 --> 00:09:14,087 You come home right off the bus from now on. 105 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:19,460 No Field of Screams, no Dokking Station, no Dokkers. 106 00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:20,995 No more of that nonsense. 107 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:23,695 Your mother and I will discuss what to do with you. 108 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,436 What's there to discuss? 109 00:09:25,471 --> 00:09:26,743 That place is closed for the season. 110 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:27,810 You keep trespassing there. 111 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,366 You know that's a crime, right? 112 00:09:29,401 --> 00:09:32,639 The man shot at you, Max. Is any of this sinking in? 113 00:09:32,674 --> 00:09:35,347 Wait. You believe he shot at us? 114 00:09:35,382 --> 00:09:37,877 You know why? Because you stopped. 115 00:09:37,913 --> 00:09:40,311 Only a gun would make you idiots stop. 116 00:09:43,315 --> 00:09:45,754 We also need to talk about this dokking shit. 117 00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:49,391 - What's there to talk about? - Yes or no? 118 00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:52,724 You and your friends are blackmailing kids online with dirt you get on them. 119 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,694 That's dokking, right? 120 00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:56,695 You call yourselves The Dokkers? 121 00:09:56,731 --> 00:09:58,703 Can't even spell it right. 122 00:09:59,368 --> 00:10:00,664 Go ahead. 123 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,968 Defend it, Max. 124 00:10:02,003 --> 00:10:05,072 Not with Max facts. Defend the indefensible. 125 00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:09,080 I sue, Max. 126 00:10:09,115 --> 00:10:10,847 I don't get sued. 127 00:10:53,524 --> 00:10:55,154 What were you doing, Scribble? 128 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:58,590 Did I just see student records on your screen again? 129 00:10:58,626 --> 00:11:01,030 No. 130 00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:05,502 Did that ten-day suspension and fine teach you anything? 131 00:11:05,537 --> 00:11:06,833 Check with the tech department. 132 00:11:06,869 --> 00:11:08,907 They can see what I do in there. 133 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,572 I want your things searched. 134 00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:15,078 I know what I saw. 135 00:11:15,113 --> 00:11:16,209 So do I. 136 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,850 What's with the wink? 137 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,085 You know what I learned from last time? 138 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,286 I got my ass beat 139 00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:32,092 and my best gaming computer sold to pay for that fine. 140 00:11:32,127 --> 00:11:35,993 You screw me again, and I'm gonna screw back. 141 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,968 Now you're threatening a teacher? 142 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,700 I'm promising. 143 00:11:41,736 --> 00:11:43,733 Maybe you get dokked 144 00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:47,138 and the district gets some pics I found of you back in the day. 145 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:52,210 Some reefer with the frat boys... 146 00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:56,053 drinking beer from some sorority chick's vag. 147 00:12:03,627 --> 00:12:05,322 All right, another example. 148 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,731 You kids, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 149 00:12:07,766 --> 00:12:09,867 have all grown up with the urban legend 150 00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:15,065 of the Halloween candy spiked with razors and needles. 151 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,440 Anyone here ever heard of that? 152 00:12:16,475 --> 00:12:17,708 Heard of that? Show of hands. 153 00:12:17,744 --> 00:12:19,287 Show of hands if you've heard of that. Yep. 154 00:12:19,311 --> 00:12:20,643 Yeah. Me too. 155 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,244 Even when I was a kid. 156 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,946 Who here knows a single person who that's actually happened to? 157 00:12:26,982 --> 00:12:28,144 - Yeah, it, um... - Max. 158 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:29,787 It happened back in the 70's. 159 00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:32,722 Yes, back in the 70's. A father poisoned his son. 160 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,385 That was a single isolated case, Max. 161 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,192 Well, there have been more, you know, copycats. 162 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,132 Okay, well prove it. 163 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,460 Find me one. 164 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,866 No, right now. I want you to get your phone out, 165 00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:46,866 that's fine, you have my permission. 166 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:48,702 Go ahead and find a single case 167 00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:50,275 other than the 70's guy. 168 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,609 I don't think you will. 169 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,871 What I believe happened is that the media 170 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,945 sensationalized it. 171 00:12:55,980 --> 00:13:00,951 Blew it up until eventually... it became fact. 172 00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:06,484 How many of you have seen this character? 173 00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:10,958 This school, just like all over the country, 174 00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:13,057 received a warning that this image 175 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,193 could show up along with text, 176 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,763 urging children to kill themselves. 177 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:19,266 Yeah, and it's true. 178 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:21,838 I mean, they embedded that message into online videos 179 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:23,608 and then they used apps to send it to kids. 180 00:13:23,643 --> 00:13:25,472 I mean, are you saying this isn't true? 181 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:26,807 No, no. 182 00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:27,852 What I'm saying is that no one's 183 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,341 provided any evidence, Max. 184 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:32,883 That's the key component. This missing evidence. 185 00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:35,580 Lockjaw, that's the urban legend around here, right? 186 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:39,349 The creepy guy that supposedly lives in the sludge ponds. 187 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,553 Anyone here ever actually seen Lockjaw? 188 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:46,058 Ooh, boogeyman's coming. Be afraid. 189 00:13:46,094 --> 00:13:47,999 No evidence, no reason to be scared. 190 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,593 - Yet, this and all the others... - Just look at it. 191 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,800 - It's not that scary. - spread like wildfire 192 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:55,239 because of social media. 193 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,940 These are what I like to term 194 00:13:57,976 --> 00:14:01,273 your razors in the Halloween candy urban legends. 195 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,977 They're not just urban legends, Mr. Lewis. 196 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:04,778 It's true. I've read it in the news. 197 00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:07,047 This stuff is all real. 198 00:14:07,082 --> 00:14:11,120 Unfortunately, real suicides do occur. 199 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,418 However, not a single one of them 200 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,256 is in any way proven to have any correlation 201 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:21,032 or connection to this, Redfish, bulgy-eye guy 202 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:24,232 or any other suicide challenge or any other urban legend. 203 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,836 Which is why... 204 00:14:26,871 --> 00:14:29,138 you all are going to, drum roll... 205 00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:33,304 You're gonna create your own urban legends. 206 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,040 I want you to create an urban legend 207 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,078 to see how false information 208 00:14:37,113 --> 00:14:39,176 becomes accepted as fact... 209 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,183 without proper diligence. 210 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,819 Why is she crying? 211 00:14:43,855 --> 00:14:46,489 She's always crying about something. 212 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:50,020 Jeni? 213 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,494 Jeni, look at me. 214 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,563 Jeni, are you okay? 215 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:54,608 You need to see the nurse? 216 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,501 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 217 00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:58,299 Okay, that's fine. 218 00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:00,537 Go ahead and close your books. That's fine. Come on. 219 00:15:00,573 --> 00:15:03,541 This-this stuff scares me. 220 00:15:03,576 --> 00:15:05,376 Everything fucking scares her. 221 00:15:05,411 --> 00:15:06,703 What's that, Ayla? 222 00:15:08,381 --> 00:15:09,808 Nothing, Mr. Lewis. 223 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,585 Uh, everyone, go ahead and get a head start 224 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:17,283 on picking your urban legends. 225 00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:19,617 I want you to try to write five right now. 226 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,192 It's ridiculous. 227 00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:32,834 You're the only one other than me 228 00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,297 who knows how to hold a camera. 229 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,303 Besides, this one's gonna be big. 230 00:15:37,338 --> 00:15:39,270 Dude, you've been saying that for every video. 231 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,671 Just get Mighty to hold the camera. 232 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,758 - I don't wanna hold the camera. - Hold the goddamn camera. 233 00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,082 Mighty's a watcher, not a doer. 234 00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:47,282 Prick. 235 00:15:48,182 --> 00:15:50,921 Well, besides that I'm grounded, 236 00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:54,020 and I'm tired of Bum Wars 'cause it's stupid. 237 00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:56,354 No, it's not. People love it. 238 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,261 Yeah, and by people you mean you. 239 00:15:58,296 --> 00:16:00,730 Yeah, check the comments, Bran. Nobody likes your Bum Wars. 240 00:16:00,766 --> 00:16:03,595 It's Bum Fites, idiots. 241 00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:07,772 You know, guys, I think my dad's right. 242 00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:09,114 We should probably find a better hangout. 243 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:10,608 I mean, what if the guard comes back? 244 00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:13,906 Get the sand out your gina. 245 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:16,080 It's vagina. 246 00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:25,353 Mr. Lewis. Do you have a moment? 247 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,717 Come on in, boss lady. 248 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:31,161 So I understand you had an incident in class today. 249 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:33,227 Jeni Lynn. 250 00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:37,164 Oh, yeah, she gets scared super easily. 251 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:38,606 I let her leave class a little early. 252 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,336 Well, someone filed a complaint, Brent. 253 00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:43,903 Complaint, really? 254 00:16:43,939 --> 00:16:45,238 Was it her parents? 255 00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:48,844 No, a-a student. Someone in your class. 256 00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:52,611 Uh... can you say who it was? 257 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,185 I removed the name. 258 00:16:56,989 --> 00:17:00,157 Can you read that in here in these dim lights? 259 00:17:05,364 --> 00:17:06,724 Uh... 260 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,533 Okay, I gotta say, Principle Gress, 261 00:17:11,569 --> 00:17:14,364 this-this sounds like a complaint against the school, not me. 262 00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,036 Yeah, well, we called her down. 263 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,501 She said it happened right after 264 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,044 you showed another scary picture in class. 265 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,642 Um, all of that was included in the lesson plan. 266 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,147 Now, what you're referencing was central to the lesson. 267 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,952 Suicide is central to a history lesson? 268 00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:31,416 We need to revisit your lesson plans. 269 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,833 You approved them each week already. 270 00:17:32,857 --> 00:17:34,290 Yes, but to be fair, Brent, 271 00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:36,588 this isn't the first complaint we've had about you. 272 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,700 No, that's not fair. This one is not about me at all. 273 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,460 It doesn't seem to be about me or my content. 274 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,895 No, no, this person is upset and wondering 275 00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:47,871 why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be in a regular education classroom. 276 00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:50,139 "Jeni holds back the entire class," 277 00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:53,208 and Mr. Lewis can't teach for 15 minutes 278 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:55,344 "without having to stop and see if she's okay." 279 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,881 - That's true. - It's certainly about you, Brent. 280 00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:00,011 You're an out of the box teacher. 281 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,684 Talk tomorrow. 282 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,161 Aren't you worried about that security guard coming back? 283 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,494 He ain't coming back. 284 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,636 Max's dad talked to him, I bet. 285 00:18:19,671 --> 00:18:21,331 Well, if you say so. 286 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,570 Ooh, that's a good one. 287 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:27,204 How did you get these? 288 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,872 You don't wanna know? 289 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:34,817 If she finds out, we're both dead. 290 00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:37,281 She ain't gonna find out. 291 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,914 What the fuck are you guys laughing at? 292 00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:11,589 Ayla, they were probably just laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel. 293 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,222 Like how she freaked out in class today. 294 00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:15,519 - You know, she's a baby. - It's pathetic. 295 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,954 She doesn't belong in that class. 296 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,796 I filed a complaint about her today in the office. 297 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,561 Seriously? 298 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,332 We are in the same class as a girl 299 00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,274 who stops us every ten minutes... 300 00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:33,574 because she's scared of something. 301 00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:36,640 Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now? 302 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,642 No, I don't have any issue with him. 303 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,015 It's not his fault she's in there. 304 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,353 I'm just sick of her. 305 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,785 You know why she's in that class? 306 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:51,122 Because her parents want her in there. 307 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,692 It's a joke. 308 00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:57,466 I'm offended as someone who gets the same grades as her. 309 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,600 Aren't you? 310 00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:03,835 Not sure complaining was cool. 311 00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:08,439 Mr. Lewis made you look like an idiot today. 312 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,339 I'm down for dokking Lewis. 313 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,612 No, I... 314 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:16,287 I want this urban legend project to rock. 315 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,388 How? 316 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:24,592 We make it way more scary. 317 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,563 Like really scary. 318 00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:33,932 And then we make our own online challenge. 319 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,367 You're not talking about like getting kids to kill themselves 320 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,237 like for real, are you? 321 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:46,944 We will go right to the edge. 322 00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:53,424 Yes! I'm in! 323 00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,420 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 324 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,326 I'm your host Monster Mash Ken. 325 00:20:57,361 --> 00:20:59,926 And with missing people, where do they go? 326 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:02,531 You see all these different cases. What are you thinking? 327 00:21:02,566 --> 00:21:04,902 Alien abductions, mass disappearances. 328 00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:06,565 I mean, you know, the rapture. 329 00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,171 Has something religious occurred? 330 00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:09,802 I have no idea but I can't imagine 331 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:12,039 what the families are going through, it's crazy. 332 00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:14,738 It's hard to believe that people still disappear these days. 333 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,309 With all the technology out there... 334 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,647 Hey, Vector, come here. 335 00:21:28,223 --> 00:21:29,921 How do I disappear? 336 00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:37,863 Haven't you ever wanted to disappear? 337 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:44,974 Nineteen. 338 00:21:45,009 --> 00:21:48,043 - Another card? - No. 339 00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:51,246 Nine... 14. 340 00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:55,082 Eighteen. You win. 341 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,619 Come on. 342 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,489 Dude, you can't knock on my window so damn loud. 343 00:23:07,525 --> 00:23:09,458 - You're gonna wake up my parents. - So? 344 00:23:09,493 --> 00:23:11,389 Okay. Why would I expect you to get it? 345 00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:12,593 Where are we going? 346 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:16,629 Follow me, Mr. My Parents Are Gonna Hear Me. 347 00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:18,565 You're gonna wake up my parents. 348 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,065 - Holy shit, shut the hell up. - No! 349 00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:25,102 Just follow me, idiot. 350 00:23:42,457 --> 00:23:43,994 Don't cut off heads. 351 00:23:44,029 --> 00:23:45,859 Yeah, I know, I know. 352 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,593 Just record the video. 353 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,794 I can file my face out in post. 354 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,665 You mean, tile your face, Bran. 355 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,734 Wait, why do you need to tile your face? 356 00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:57,605 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 357 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,111 Welcome to the first episode of Bum Wars. 358 00:24:01,146 --> 00:24:03,080 Dude, bring it down. 359 00:24:03,115 --> 00:24:05,813 Shut the hell up and shoot. 360 00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,473 Bran, what the hell? 361 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,056 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 362 00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:48,653 Tada! 363 00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:52,057 Go, go, go! 364 00:25:58,929 --> 00:26:00,464 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 365 00:26:00,499 --> 00:26:03,532 Tada! 366 00:26:03,568 --> 00:26:07,297 Go, go, go, go! 367 00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,647 Hey, guys, my parents said 368 00:26:20,682 --> 00:26:23,817 I can't be in The Dokkers anymore. 369 00:26:23,852 --> 00:26:26,855 I-I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. 370 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:30,425 Hey, guys. 371 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,887 My parents said I can't be in... 372 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,862 Shit! 373 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:36,694 Shit, oh, my God! 374 00:26:38,235 --> 00:26:41,133 Oh, Jesus Christ. 375 00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,618 Shit! 376 00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:04,323 Guys, guys, you're not gonna believe this! 377 00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,300 There's something in the pond! 378 00:27:14,638 --> 00:27:16,971 Nothing could live in there, Snack. 379 00:27:17,006 --> 00:27:19,440 Okay, well I heard it over there and it jumped in there. 380 00:27:19,475 --> 00:27:22,108 Get off the weed, Snack. 381 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,052 Mighty needs to be fed. 382 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,491 My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass. 383 00:27:44,668 --> 00:27:47,032 Can somebody fart and liven this up? 384 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,944 What the hell was that? 385 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,410 Is that the guard? 386 00:28:01,581 --> 00:28:02,951 No. 387 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,271 What the hell is that thing? 388 00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:33,278 Ew, be careful. 389 00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:48,961 It can't be human. 390 00:28:48,996 --> 00:28:51,301 It's covered in crockamoley. 391 00:28:51,337 --> 00:28:54,671 Guacamole, dumb-ass. 392 00:28:54,706 --> 00:28:57,840 We need to find a place to hide this thing. 393 00:28:57,876 --> 00:29:01,306 At least until we figure out what the hell it is. 394 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,645 Keep it moving, guys. 395 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,715 Ah, dammit. 396 00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:44,780 Guys, let's just get it in there. 397 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:49,090 Max, find something to restrain this thing for the time being. 398 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:53,058 I mean, I know, but just... 399 00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:54,929 There's gotta be something around here. 400 00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:57,634 I mean, this place is littered with shit. 401 00:29:57,669 --> 00:30:01,437 Just ropes, chains, I don't know. 402 00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:03,502 Whatever will hold it. 403 00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:04,567 On it. 404 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,977 I mean, it looks so human. 405 00:30:08,578 --> 00:30:10,045 What if it can talk? 406 00:30:17,854 --> 00:30:21,991 Speak softly, carry a big stick. 407 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,795 We need to get it food and water. 408 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,028 How do you know that? 409 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,865 I mean, it's alive, isn't it? 410 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,529 I mean, it has to eat and drink. 411 00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:36,445 Well, hey, kangaroo rats can go their whole lives 412 00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:38,874 - without drinking water, so. - Max, look at me. 413 00:30:38,909 --> 00:30:40,938 Does that look like a goddamn kangaroo to you? 414 00:30:42,814 --> 00:30:43,978 Oh, Jesus, Mighty. 415 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:46,343 Can you turn that damn insulin pump off? 416 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,983 Everybody shits on the diabetic kid. 417 00:31:00,932 --> 00:31:02,826 Well, at the least the restraints are holding. 418 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,064 Yeah, for now. 419 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:07,234 Why the sniffing? 420 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,107 Guys, what the hell is it smelling? 421 00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:13,603 Dinner. 422 00:31:24,852 --> 00:31:26,451 Bran, hold up. 423 00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:29,652 Give me the camera. 424 00:31:30,795 --> 00:31:32,325 - No. - Give me the camera. 425 00:31:37,594 --> 00:31:39,332 You'll get it back when it's time. 426 00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:43,470 Delete those perv shots he's got of me, too. 427 00:31:43,506 --> 00:31:44,266 All right. 428 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:47,005 I-I won't post anything. I swear. 429 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,710 That's right, you're not. Bye. 430 00:31:49,746 --> 00:31:51,281 Guys, get him outta here. 431 00:31:51,317 --> 00:31:52,507 We'll catch up. 432 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:56,250 - It'll be fine. Relax. - Shut up. 433 00:31:57,755 --> 00:32:01,083 If it gets loose, we're dead. 434 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:07,558 How long have we been coming here? 435 00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:10,396 I don't know. 436 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,663 A few years, I guess. Why? 437 00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:16,235 Right. 438 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:19,367 And we haven't seen this thing until today. 439 00:32:19,403 --> 00:32:21,810 I mean, it's gotta be new here. 440 00:32:21,846 --> 00:32:23,642 I've sure as hell never seen it. 441 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,048 Exactly. 442 00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:30,119 What happens when this place opens up for Halloween? 443 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,855 We can't have this thing going nuts on customers. 444 00:32:34,891 --> 00:32:37,291 - That would be bad. - Yeah. 445 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:41,328 For me. 446 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,664 I can't lose this place. 447 00:32:49,705 --> 00:32:52,574 This is my escape. 448 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,737 I mean, you know that. 449 00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:00,143 Better than anybody else. 450 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,307 So we're really gonna do this? 451 00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:30,245 I think I need this. 452 00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:33,677 So do I. 453 00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:43,060 My house is just as empty. 454 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,573 I'm gonna hang out until your mom gets home. 455 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,740 You should get inside. 456 00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:15,791 Thanks for walking me home. 457 00:34:15,826 --> 00:34:17,255 You should come to my place. 458 00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:19,426 You could stay over if you want. 459 00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:28,765 Good night. 460 00:34:37,813 --> 00:34:39,983 Wanna hang out? 461 00:34:40,018 --> 00:34:43,450 - When's my mom getting home? - Whenever. 462 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:46,156 I'm the babysitter. 463 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,601 Where's the remote? 464 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,604 Tomatoes. 465 00:37:46,036 --> 00:37:49,636 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 466 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,007 I've gotta get you tied back up. 467 00:39:43,046 --> 00:39:47,157 Hey, Dad, um, have you ever heard of Lockjaw? 468 00:39:47,192 --> 00:39:50,388 Yeah, it comes from tetanus or rabies. 469 00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:51,789 Why, are you feeling sick? 470 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:54,055 No, I'm talking about the weird guy 471 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:57,231 people say used to live by Field of Screams. 472 00:39:57,266 --> 00:39:59,836 Yeah, there was this one guy. 473 00:39:59,871 --> 00:40:04,504 I don't remember if people said he was a molester, crazy or something. 474 00:40:04,539 --> 00:40:05,782 A lot of homeless people out that way, 475 00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:08,241 which is why we don't want you hanging out there. 476 00:40:08,277 --> 00:40:09,840 One of the reasons, anyway. 477 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:12,315 Well, I mean... I mean, did you ever see him? 478 00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:15,510 - Was he real? - I work with facts, Max. 479 00:40:15,545 --> 00:40:17,749 Not Max facts. 480 00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:20,485 And, no, I never saw him or know anyone who has. 481 00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:22,485 All right, all right. Cool. 482 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:23,920 Cool, cool. Thanks. 483 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,854 I'm less worried about homeless child molesters 484 00:40:25,889 --> 00:40:28,157 than I am this Ayla girl you like. 485 00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:33,597 Oh, goddammit. Okay, Dad, I don't like her. 486 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,605 Especially like that, so... 487 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,904 Your mother says your underwear in the laundry says otherwise. 488 00:40:41,879 --> 00:40:44,206 Facts, Max. 489 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,078 So who taught you how to shoot? 490 00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:29,592 Wait. 491 00:41:30,423 --> 00:41:32,356 Here, like this. 492 00:41:32,391 --> 00:41:33,860 Both hands up. 493 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,597 It's not like the movies. 494 00:41:37,632 --> 00:41:42,066 Just relax your shoulders... then shoot. 495 00:41:56,516 --> 00:41:58,753 I wanna scare people. 496 00:42:02,057 --> 00:42:03,186 I mean... 497 00:42:07,098 --> 00:42:08,862 this could be great. 498 00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:17,002 Does it scare you? 499 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,302 Only if it gets loose. 500 00:42:22,546 --> 00:42:24,779 Let's make sure that doesn't happen then. 501 00:42:32,088 --> 00:42:33,385 Seriously? 502 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,317 No raw hamburger? 503 00:42:35,352 --> 00:42:38,159 Monsters always go for raw hamburger in the movies. 504 00:42:38,195 --> 00:42:39,524 We didn't have any. 505 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,497 Who doesn't have hamburger? 506 00:42:41,532 --> 00:42:44,229 - That pump thing smells. - It's Phenol. 507 00:42:44,264 --> 00:42:47,263 It's a chemical they use in his insulin or something like that. 508 00:42:48,172 --> 00:42:49,335 Is that a Max fact? 509 00:42:49,371 --> 00:42:51,502 Look it up, ass hat. 510 00:42:51,538 --> 00:42:53,335 And that's why, Max, 511 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:56,613 you're going to be writing all the online content for this. 512 00:42:58,178 --> 00:43:01,849 Once Scribble has a page up, Bran, you get the footage. 513 00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:04,617 But everything you do 514 00:43:04,653 --> 00:43:06,950 goes through me first, all right? 515 00:43:06,986 --> 00:43:09,118 I don't want you posting none of this. 516 00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:12,293 And don't show anybody who's not a Dokker. 517 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,389 - Got it? - Got it. 518 00:43:15,899 --> 00:43:19,702 Scribble will be able to see everything that you do remotely. 519 00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:22,199 Just so you know. 520 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:27,360 Do it. Please. 521 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,888 It... it can smell fear. 522 00:45:53,953 --> 00:45:56,084 Is that Max fact or is that real? 523 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,552 Motherfucker! 524 00:45:57,587 --> 00:46:00,296 - You son of a bitch! - Bran, what is wrong with you? 525 00:46:01,696 --> 00:46:02,996 Where do you think you're going? 526 00:46:03,032 --> 00:46:05,231 - You think this is... - You think this is funny? 527 00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,667 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Waste of space! 528 00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,002 Everybody shut the hell up! 529 00:46:09,038 --> 00:46:10,678 Shut the hell up! We're done with you now! 530 00:46:11,675 --> 00:46:14,041 Okay, it's not just a Max fact, okay. 531 00:46:14,076 --> 00:46:16,712 As soon as the thing starts sniffing, it goes nuts. 532 00:46:16,747 --> 00:46:18,151 It's Mighty's insulin pump setting it off. 533 00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:19,474 - It's not me. - Yes, it is. 534 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:20,950 Come on. It's not the insulin pump, 535 00:46:20,983 --> 00:46:22,851 It's not the insulin pump. It's the insulin. 536 00:46:22,887 --> 00:46:25,379 All right, that thing gives off a smell, right? 537 00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,951 So maybe it thinks it's the smell of fear. 538 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,656 What? 539 00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:31,723 How can anything smell fear? 540 00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:35,631 Um, no, I believe it. 541 00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:39,062 I mean, a few years ago before I moved, 542 00:46:39,098 --> 00:46:41,734 there was a dog, it was a-a big dog 543 00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:43,598 a couple houses down from me. 544 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:46,008 And, man, I swear to God, 545 00:46:46,043 --> 00:46:49,509 like, if you showed that you were even a little bit afraid, 546 00:46:49,544 --> 00:46:51,344 it would go crazy. 547 00:46:51,379 --> 00:46:52,508 Maybe... 548 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,782 Maybe it's like... a bear. 549 00:46:57,818 --> 00:47:00,483 You know how people say... 550 00:47:01,525 --> 00:47:04,755 it can smell when a girl... 551 00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,223 Okay, come on, Bran. 552 00:47:06,258 --> 00:47:07,795 - I don't have my period! - Come on. 553 00:47:07,830 --> 00:47:09,292 - What the hell? - Prove it then! 554 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,132 Get outta here! 555 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,797 - I swear to God! Take him out! - Everybody settle down. 556 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,432 Let's just sit down. 557 00:47:16,372 --> 00:47:17,401 All right? 558 00:47:26,646 --> 00:47:28,148 What now? 559 00:47:31,053 --> 00:47:33,989 Guys, this is what we're gonna do, all right? 560 00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,288 You and Max... 561 00:47:37,495 --> 00:47:39,289 figure out whatever you can. 562 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,962 Snack, you and Bran, you guys have to get 563 00:47:42,997 --> 00:47:44,696 as much coverage on this as possible. 564 00:47:44,732 --> 00:47:47,002 We need that proof. 565 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,169 Guys, what the hell are we doing? 566 00:47:51,205 --> 00:47:53,875 We need to call the cops or at least our parents. 567 00:47:53,911 --> 00:47:57,171 This thing could be an alien for all we know. 568 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:58,981 We are in over our heads. 569 00:47:59,016 --> 00:48:01,016 You okay, Snack? 570 00:48:07,419 --> 00:48:10,487 I need to talk to you once everyone leaves. 571 00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:19,661 You haven't told anyone? 572 00:48:24,638 --> 00:48:25,840 No, Ayla. 573 00:48:25,876 --> 00:48:28,076 And-and I swore I wouldn't, didn't I? 574 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,672 I mean, yeah, but... 575 00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:34,280 you seem kinda sketchy, Snack. 576 00:48:40,524 --> 00:48:42,222 Do you still wanna tell? 577 00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:49,658 No. 578 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:54,135 I hope not. 579 00:49:05,813 --> 00:49:07,445 Got monster shit on me. 580 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:11,218 Everything good with Snack? 581 00:49:12,522 --> 00:49:14,014 Yeah, it's fine. 582 00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:15,387 Come here. 583 00:49:16,219 --> 00:49:18,126 Something to cheer you up. 584 00:49:20,389 --> 00:49:22,262 Bran's perv pics he got of you. 585 00:49:25,566 --> 00:49:26,532 Thanks. 586 00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:27,630 But wait... 587 00:49:28,372 --> 00:49:29,500 there's more. 588 00:49:31,003 --> 00:49:32,470 Jeni's personal cell. 589 00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:36,476 You didn't? 590 00:49:40,584 --> 00:49:42,414 This is gonna be great. 591 00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:46,984 Thank you so much. 592 00:50:06,075 --> 00:50:09,177 Wait, I have something I wanna show you first. 593 00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:14,644 Why don't you change then? 594 00:50:15,884 --> 00:50:18,054 You smell like monster shit. 595 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,106 I called you both here because, 596 00:53:24,141 --> 00:53:27,405 well, obviously you get A's on the project. 597 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,378 I mean, yeah, that video's incredible. 598 00:53:30,414 --> 00:53:35,115 Ten-thousand views in just over two weeks. 599 00:53:35,151 --> 00:53:37,385 You definitely hit the objective. 600 00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:42,423 This thing, how'd you do it? 601 00:53:43,189 --> 00:53:46,228 Well, it's Crockamoley. 602 00:53:46,264 --> 00:53:49,296 I'm sorry, Crock-Crock... Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw? 603 00:53:49,331 --> 00:53:50,539 That's the urban legend around here, right? 604 00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:53,199 It's not Lockjaw, it's-it's Crockamoley. 605 00:53:53,235 --> 00:53:55,797 Okay, all right. Well, Crockamoley 606 00:53:55,832 --> 00:53:58,306 is one scary special effect, let me say. 607 00:53:58,341 --> 00:54:01,076 Well, it's actually kinda funny that you say that. 608 00:54:01,111 --> 00:54:02,844 Yeah, we have a... We have a friend. 609 00:54:02,879 --> 00:54:04,105 - Tom. - Yeah, Tom. 610 00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:07,916 He, uh, you know, he does makeup and special effects for movies. 611 00:54:07,951 --> 00:54:11,350 Not anything major but indie. 612 00:54:11,385 --> 00:54:13,650 Well, let me tell you to tell Tom, 613 00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:15,418 I think he's gonna win an Oscar someday. 614 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:16,719 This project is incredible. 615 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:19,854 He went above and beyond and so did you both. 616 00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:24,399 But I have to ask you to take this video down. 617 00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:28,062 Um, uh, why? 618 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,367 Well, gun violence for one thing, Max. 619 00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:34,517 - They're digital effects. - I know that, we've had complaints. 620 00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:37,579 Parents are very upset over the content. 621 00:54:37,615 --> 00:54:40,811 They're describing it as disturbing. They're saying it's scary. 622 00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:44,452 They're saying the content in this video is sick, Max. 623 00:54:44,488 --> 00:54:48,785 You both did... a little too good of a job, I'm afraid. 624 00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:51,285 How can you tell it's us? You can't see our faces. 625 00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:53,834 Well, because it's a high school class project and you're teenagers. 626 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:55,634 You can't keep a secret. All the kids know, Max. 627 00:54:55,658 --> 00:54:56,891 They're probably just jealous 628 00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:59,399 'cause their crappy little Photoshop projects 629 00:54:59,434 --> 00:55:01,500 didn't turn out nearly as good as ours did. 630 00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:04,698 Look, between you and me, I understand that, 631 00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:06,540 and I couldn't agree more, Ayla. 632 00:55:06,575 --> 00:55:09,904 Now, but this project has gotten me in more hot water 633 00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:11,943 with administration than I care to touch on. 634 00:55:11,978 --> 00:55:14,912 - Did Jeni lose it again? - Punish us for doing a great job. 635 00:55:14,947 --> 00:55:18,184 - Yeah, I get it. - No, Max, you're not being punished. 636 00:55:18,219 --> 00:55:19,915 You still get the A's, okay. 637 00:55:19,951 --> 00:55:22,084 It's just you-you made it a little too lifelike. 638 00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:25,294 - It's a little too realistic. - How is that our problem? 639 00:55:25,329 --> 00:55:28,460 Mr. Lewis, you can't connect it to the school. 640 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:29,891 You can't tell who's in the video. 641 00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:32,433 I-I mean, we even spoofed the IP address 642 00:55:32,468 --> 00:55:34,631 to make it look like it comes from New Mexico. 643 00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:37,939 Look, we have thousands of comments. 644 00:55:37,975 --> 00:55:40,271 This is how things spread. 645 00:55:40,306 --> 00:55:42,638 That's what you told us. 646 00:55:42,674 --> 00:55:45,077 "Oh, my God!" "This is so good." 647 00:55:45,113 --> 00:55:47,114 "It looks so real." 648 00:55:47,149 --> 00:55:49,385 "Show us more Crockamoley." 649 00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:53,284 The comments just keep going. It says, it says... 650 00:55:55,954 --> 00:55:59,494 - That... - What? What does it say? 651 00:56:05,064 --> 00:56:06,628 Nothing. 652 00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:09,669 Look, I'm asking you both... 653 00:56:10,703 --> 00:56:13,035 with massive respect for all of the hard work 654 00:56:13,071 --> 00:56:17,011 that went into this video, please take the video down. 655 00:56:17,046 --> 00:56:23,879 Mr. Lewis, with all due respect for everything you've taught us about free speech, 656 00:56:23,915 --> 00:56:27,456 standing up for ourselves and censorship... 657 00:56:32,025 --> 00:56:33,121 No. 658 00:56:37,764 --> 00:56:40,535 So I'm guessing you're gonna fail us now, huh? 659 00:56:42,772 --> 00:56:44,934 No. 660 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,207 Well, it started out great. 661 00:56:54,348 --> 00:56:56,416 Now everyone thinks it's fake. 662 00:56:56,451 --> 00:56:58,646 I mean, Ayla, that's the internet. 663 00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,354 People shit on everything. 664 00:57:00,389 --> 00:57:02,418 Ten-thousand views is pretty good. 665 00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:04,153 It was a good run. 666 00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:07,490 You wouldn't know a good run if it hit you in your fat ass. 667 00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:08,957 The views have died off. 668 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:13,132 It's because of these haters. These losers! 669 00:57:13,168 --> 00:57:14,697 God, I hate people! 670 00:57:14,733 --> 00:57:17,572 People are over it. It's boring. 671 00:57:19,809 --> 00:57:22,572 How the hell are we supposed to do the Crockamoley challenge 672 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,810 if everyone says it's fake? 673 00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:31,113 Guys, we risked our lives for an A. 674 00:57:32,256 --> 00:57:35,117 And then we are told to take it down. 675 00:57:35,991 --> 00:57:37,521 Another lie! 676 00:57:37,556 --> 00:57:40,595 Another person screws us over! 677 00:57:46,998 --> 00:57:49,703 Nothing ever turns out like you're promised. 678 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:54,910 God, I'd like to throw one of those haters in there! 679 00:57:54,945 --> 00:57:58,178 Yeah, record that. 680 00:57:58,213 --> 00:58:00,175 And then we'll post it. 681 00:58:01,781 --> 00:58:04,781 I mean, that's what we should do, right? 682 00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:07,017 Come on! We should do that, right? 683 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,265 Um, sorry guys. I figured out why it's beeping. 684 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,595 It's got a leak or something. 685 00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:23,334 I'll just fix that. 686 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,708 Shut the hell up! 687 00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:05,812 Tada! 688 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:22,191 Tada! 689 01:01:29,985 --> 01:01:31,893 Why are you doing this? 690 01:01:31,929 --> 01:01:32,959 Why? 691 01:01:34,761 --> 01:01:37,359 We can't do this. We can't... 692 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,874 Get off. Stop! 693 01:01:47,472 --> 01:01:48,744 Please. 694 01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,947 So what? 695 01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:56,246 You gonna fucking tell? 696 01:01:57,813 --> 01:01:59,183 Is that it? 697 01:02:01,784 --> 01:02:03,451 You swore. 698 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:14,462 Why are you scared of us? 699 01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:20,138 I'm not. 700 01:02:22,438 --> 01:02:26,306 What would Crockamoley think? 701 01:02:26,341 --> 01:02:28,115 I have to get out of here. 702 01:02:28,150 --> 01:02:29,411 So go. 703 01:02:56,545 --> 01:02:58,578 This is messed up. 704 01:02:58,614 --> 01:02:59,909 I mean, what if he flips out? 705 01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:02,079 What do we do? What then? 706 01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:06,921 Shut up, you blubbering baby. This is great. 707 01:03:07,888 --> 01:03:10,018 All right, you have my attention. 708 01:03:10,053 --> 01:03:11,659 I haven't eaten in a few days. 709 01:03:11,695 --> 01:03:13,792 All right, man. Well, you're in luck. 710 01:03:13,828 --> 01:03:16,598 All you gotta do, come with us. 711 01:03:16,633 --> 01:03:20,064 We'll give you like... a hundred bucks. 712 01:03:20,099 --> 01:03:22,635 You! You're the one who set my hat on fire. 713 01:03:22,670 --> 01:03:25,034 Hey, hey, man. You're good. 714 01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:27,901 All is good. He won't touch you. 715 01:03:27,936 --> 01:03:29,235 We promise. 716 01:03:29,271 --> 01:03:32,347 Come on. It's only a short walk. 717 01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:37,281 Do you wanna see? 718 01:03:40,355 --> 01:03:41,582 See what? 719 01:03:44,394 --> 01:03:45,856 You want me to go in here? 720 01:03:45,891 --> 01:03:47,924 We're gonna go in with you. 721 01:03:47,959 --> 01:03:51,294 Oh, good, 'cause for a second 722 01:03:51,330 --> 01:03:55,503 I thought you guys might leave me the fuck alone. 723 01:03:55,538 --> 01:03:57,268 What's in there anyway, huh? 724 01:03:58,970 --> 01:04:01,409 Are you guys buying me a car? 725 01:04:01,444 --> 01:04:04,372 Just go, man. 726 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:06,975 What the hell is wrong with you kids, huh? 727 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,516 Why are you doing this? 728 01:04:08,551 --> 01:04:09,948 We're shooting a video. 729 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:13,652 We just wanna see your reaction. Come on. 730 01:04:14,786 --> 01:04:15,886 The last time 731 01:04:15,921 --> 01:04:18,191 I starred in one of your videos, 732 01:04:18,226 --> 01:04:21,362 you set me on fire while I was asleep, you little shit. 733 01:04:21,397 --> 01:04:22,458 Just go! 734 01:04:34,477 --> 01:04:36,109 What the hell is that? 735 01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:51,157 Is this some sort of joke? 736 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,521 Huh? 737 01:04:53,925 --> 01:04:55,931 What the hell is this? 738 01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:42,043 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 739 01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:45,678 This shit is awful. 740 01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,527 We just killed that guy! 741 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,511 There's another Crockamoley video or whatever the hell it is. 742 01:06:18,547 --> 01:06:19,674 Did you see it? 743 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:22,248 The shit looks real. 744 01:06:22,284 --> 01:06:25,787 - Damn. How'd they do that? - I know, right? 745 01:06:25,822 --> 01:06:28,023 Oh shit, we're already late to class. 746 01:06:30,357 --> 01:06:33,028 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 747 01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:36,229 This shit is awful. 748 01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:58,581 So what time do you think you're gonna get here? 749 01:06:58,616 --> 01:07:00,854 Give me, like, ten minutes. 750 01:07:00,889 --> 01:07:04,551 All right. So plan on an hour then. 751 01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:06,119 I always come on time. 752 01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:08,822 Yeah. We'll see. 753 01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:18,172 I came to get something. 754 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,644 I'm not as stupid as you think. 755 01:07:30,586 --> 01:07:32,384 I need to get it. 756 01:07:35,489 --> 01:07:39,424 I can't believe you guys hangout in this shit hole. 757 01:07:40,523 --> 01:07:42,493 That's what I say about home. 758 01:08:00,649 --> 01:08:02,216 Is it in there? 759 01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:04,383 In there. 760 01:08:06,355 --> 01:08:09,457 Does your boyfriend in there think he's gonna jump me? 761 01:08:09,493 --> 01:08:12,823 No. 762 01:08:12,859 --> 01:08:14,426 Definitely not. 763 01:08:19,602 --> 01:08:20,894 Come and get it. 764 01:08:51,031 --> 01:08:52,964 You think I'm fucking stupid? 765 01:08:58,675 --> 01:09:00,703 Where's my fucking gun? 766 01:09:57,766 --> 01:09:59,597 Shut up! 767 01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:01,500 Geez. 768 01:10:20,018 --> 01:10:22,983 Hi. Jeni? 769 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,323 It's-it's Ayla. 770 01:10:28,359 --> 01:10:31,728 No, please, don't hang up. 771 01:10:33,364 --> 01:10:37,705 I... I just wanted to say 772 01:10:37,741 --> 01:10:41,969 that I'm so sorry... 773 01:10:43,311 --> 01:10:45,808 for the way I've treated you since... 774 01:10:46,945 --> 01:10:48,316 forever. 775 01:10:51,118 --> 01:10:53,013 I wanna make it up to you. 776 01:10:58,689 --> 01:11:02,096 Is this all part of the project, hmm? 777 01:11:02,131 --> 01:11:03,991 Convince the teacher this is real? 778 01:11:05,363 --> 01:11:08,267 It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear. 779 01:11:08,303 --> 01:11:12,873 Everything you saw on that channel is real. 780 01:11:12,908 --> 01:11:15,340 No, it-it looks real. 781 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:16,415 It looks real, I'll give you that, 782 01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:17,970 but, look, I still think 783 01:11:18,006 --> 01:11:19,740 y'all are trying to Punk me or something. 784 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,055 Are you recording this right now? 785 01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:22,046 - No. - Are you recording this? 786 01:11:22,082 --> 01:11:25,713 No, no, please. No. 787 01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:27,485 You know, Max, he came and told me 788 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,523 that you guys have a friend who does effects. 789 01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:32,959 - Is that not true? - No, those are his Max facts. 790 01:11:32,994 --> 01:11:34,461 - It's not true? - No. 791 01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,434 So I'm supposed to not believe his reasonable story 792 01:11:39,469 --> 01:11:44,064 for yours about a monster that feeds on homeless people? 793 01:11:47,204 --> 01:11:48,607 Yeah, okay. 794 01:11:59,152 --> 01:12:00,586 I'll take you there. 795 01:12:01,283 --> 01:12:02,654 Tonight. 796 01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:35,852 Why? Is it for the likes? 797 01:12:37,124 --> 01:12:38,990 Because I hate her. 798 01:12:43,933 --> 01:12:46,162 Aw, you scared, Jeni? 799 01:12:46,198 --> 01:12:48,001 Please! 800 01:12:48,036 --> 01:12:50,636 Please, just let me go. 801 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,671 Please. 802 01:13:22,604 --> 01:13:25,700 Since first grade, 803 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:29,369 you've cried, pissed your pants... 804 01:13:30,808 --> 01:13:35,546 dragged every class we're in to a halt. 805 01:13:35,581 --> 01:13:41,753 We get told, oh, you're just different. 806 01:13:45,425 --> 01:13:49,227 But you get the same grades as me! 807 01:13:49,262 --> 01:13:51,796 We're not the same, bitch! 808 01:13:58,202 --> 01:13:59,540 Now... 809 01:14:02,377 --> 01:14:08,615 see the difference between you and me. 810 01:14:09,213 --> 01:14:10,281 Do it. 811 01:14:10,317 --> 01:14:13,620 Stop it! No, stop! 812 01:15:31,926 --> 01:15:34,333 What the hell is wrong with you? 813 01:15:34,369 --> 01:15:36,630 It's on foot from here. Come on. 814 01:15:57,992 --> 01:15:59,253 Hey. 815 01:16:04,366 --> 01:16:05,963 Y'all have permission to be here? 816 01:16:10,402 --> 01:16:12,002 Come on. 817 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,983 Mr. Lewis... 818 01:16:31,259 --> 01:16:32,555 You can't be scared. 819 01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:35,622 It... It can smell fear. 820 01:16:35,658 --> 01:16:37,491 It'll go nuts. 821 01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:38,765 Really? 822 01:16:39,631 --> 01:16:41,200 - It smells fear? - Yeah. 823 01:16:41,236 --> 01:16:44,305 - Really? - Yes. 824 01:16:44,340 --> 01:16:47,472 Okay, I tried, Snack. 825 01:16:47,507 --> 01:16:48,841 - I tried. - Mr. Lewis... 826 01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:50,921 - Have you lost your mind? - It's not a trick, okay. 827 01:16:50,945 --> 01:16:53,307 Would I bring you down here if it wasn't so important? 828 01:16:54,481 --> 01:16:56,948 Please, you have to believe me. 829 01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:09,697 Yeah, we're all clear. 830 01:17:11,597 --> 01:17:13,360 I still got some water in here. 831 01:17:17,470 --> 01:17:19,168 Oh, it stinks in here. 832 01:17:23,138 --> 01:17:26,846 All right, where's this boogeyman? 833 01:17:50,602 --> 01:17:53,873 What the hell is this? 834 01:18:16,561 --> 01:18:17,963 That's Crockamoley. 835 01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:27,236 This... this isn't a guy in a suit? 836 01:18:27,969 --> 01:18:30,778 - Seriously? - No. 837 01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:33,741 Huh... 838 01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:36,817 Oh, my... Oh, my... 839 01:18:38,019 --> 01:18:41,619 - Oh, my God. - Mr. Lewis... Mr. Lewis, calm down. 840 01:18:41,654 --> 01:18:43,920 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 841 01:18:43,956 --> 01:18:45,588 Calm down. 842 01:18:49,795 --> 01:18:52,497 What the hell did you kids do? 843 01:19:00,209 --> 01:19:01,974 Hi, Mr. Lewis. 844 01:19:04,444 --> 01:19:07,111 This... this thing. 845 01:19:08,579 --> 01:19:09,982 This is real. 846 01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:11,951 Sure is. 847 01:19:15,686 --> 01:19:17,517 Calm down. 848 01:19:20,090 --> 01:19:22,329 Why'd you bring him here, Snack? 849 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:29,534 You lied. 850 01:19:29,569 --> 01:19:32,034 You guys killed somebody. 851 01:19:32,069 --> 01:19:33,737 - You're murderers! - So are you. 852 01:19:33,772 --> 01:19:35,167 Is that why you brought me here? 853 01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:37,509 - No. - To fucking kill me? 854 01:19:37,545 --> 01:19:39,679 No. Mr. Lewis, no. 855 01:19:41,881 --> 01:19:46,418 Whoa, whoa, whoa... He's a teacher. 856 01:19:46,454 --> 01:19:48,449 Hey, hey, hey, just... 857 01:19:48,485 --> 01:19:52,051 - No, stay! Hey, hey, hey! - Let us go, or I let it go. 858 01:19:52,086 --> 01:19:54,094 I can't let you do that. 859 01:19:54,130 --> 01:19:55,024 Relax. Okay. 860 01:19:55,059 --> 01:19:57,228 You wanna see what happened to Jeni? 861 01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:58,430 Bran! 862 01:19:59,794 --> 01:20:01,297 Jeni? 863 01:20:03,534 --> 01:20:04,602 Come on. 864 01:20:39,838 --> 01:20:41,606 Get out of the way! 865 01:20:49,415 --> 01:20:50,717 Go! 866 01:21:35,023 --> 01:21:36,458 Ayla! 867 01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:07,099 Open up! 868 01:27:29,414 --> 01:27:31,010 Good evening, boys and ghouls. 869 01:27:31,045 --> 01:27:33,152 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 870 01:27:33,187 --> 01:27:34,781 I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken, 871 01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,521 and with me is the Mistress of Darkness, 872 01:27:36,556 --> 01:27:39,326 the Queen of Fright, the Lady of the Night, Muse. 873 01:27:39,361 --> 01:27:42,294 Also joining us is Crista Creature and Whirl. 874 01:27:42,330 --> 01:27:44,237 All right, so we got something special as always. 875 01:27:44,261 --> 01:27:48,268 I came across this found footage film called The Legend of Lockjaw. 876 01:27:48,304 --> 01:27:50,596 I wanna read the description to our audience. 877 01:27:50,631 --> 01:27:52,272 Uh, we've watched this film 878 01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:53,648 and we're gonna talk about that in a second, 879 01:27:53,672 --> 01:27:55,605 but here's the description: "Three years ago," 880 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,541 seven children disappeared without a trace. 881 01:27:57,576 --> 01:27:59,278 This footage was found by a security guard 882 01:27:59,313 --> 01:28:01,279 for some Halloween haunted attraction. 883 01:28:01,314 --> 01:28:02,641 Were they were taken by Lockjaw, 884 01:28:02,677 --> 01:28:04,680 a local monster urban legend, 885 01:28:04,715 --> 01:28:07,252 "or something worse? This is their story." 886 01:28:07,288 --> 01:28:09,355 Muse, what did you think about it? 887 01:28:09,390 --> 01:28:12,019 Well, yeah, like you said, we watched this 888 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:14,961 and honestly, I gotta say I think this is bullshit. 889 01:28:14,997 --> 01:28:19,399 Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's-it's so fake. You can see how they did it. 890 01:28:19,434 --> 01:28:21,465 Yeah, you know, I'm a schmuck when it comes to 891 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:23,535 anything technical involving the computer, 892 01:28:23,571 --> 01:28:27,066 but even I on my own laptop could do a better job. 893 01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:29,508 You know, if you wanna fool us, and we're horror experts, 894 01:28:29,543 --> 01:28:31,286 you better show something a little bit more than 895 01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:33,146 bargain basement effort here. 896 01:28:33,182 --> 01:28:34,880 Yeah, I am so with you guys. 897 01:28:34,916 --> 01:28:36,348 Hard pass for me. 898 01:28:36,384 --> 01:28:39,216 This found footage died so, so long ago. 899 01:28:39,251 --> 01:28:41,487 Man, it's fake, fake, fake. 900 01:28:41,523 --> 01:28:43,917 We have a guy online who claims to be Snack. 901 01:28:43,952 --> 01:28:45,888 Allegedly, one of the kids in this footage. 902 01:28:45,923 --> 01:28:48,960 So let's welcome Snack to Where the Scary Things Are. 64423

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