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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:18,367 Pink Flamingos [1972] 2 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,768 Man: Hello, moviegoers, 3 00:02:52,834 --> 00:02:56,900 This is Mr. Jag, speaking to you for Dreamland Studios. 4 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:59,801 This beautiful mobile home you see before you 5 00:02:59,868 --> 00:03:03,400 is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, 6 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,367 the filthiest person alive. 7 00:03:05,434 --> 00:03:09,801 Because of this cover story in one of your sleazier national tabloids, 8 00:03:09,868 --> 00:03:12,434 she has been forced to go underground, 9 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:13,868 disguising her appearance 10 00:03:13,933 --> 00:03:16,801 and adopting the alias of Babs Johnson. 11 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:20,000 With her live her trusted traveling companion Cotton, 12 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,933 her delinquent son Crackers, 13 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,033 and her mentally ill mother Miss Edie. 14 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:26,567 Let's take a peek inside. 15 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:29,167 It's 10:30. 16 00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:30,701 Babs, Babs, 17 00:03:30,768 --> 00:03:32,534 why isn't the EggMan here? 18 00:03:32,601 --> 00:03:35,167 I'm starving to death for some eggs. 19 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:38,900 Please, Babs, come in and give me some eggs. 20 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:42,334 I'm coming, MaMa. I'm coming. 21 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,100 You can hold on. 22 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,933 Cotton, Cotton, 23 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,033 Babs won't give me my eggs. 24 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:52,100 Cotton, please come in here and give me my eggs. 25 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:53,933 Be in in a minute, Edie. Don't you worry. 26 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,267 I'll fry you up some, honey. 27 00:03:57,334 --> 00:03:58,534 Eggs! 28 00:03:58,601 --> 00:03:59,634 Eggs! 29 00:03:59,701 --> 00:04:00,834 Eggs! 30 00:04:04,768 --> 00:04:06,933 Good morning, MaMa. 31 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,868 I bet you're hungry. 32 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:11,534 Oh, Babs, I'm starving to death. 33 00:04:11,601 --> 00:04:13,801 Hasn't that eggMan come yet? 34 00:04:13,868 --> 00:04:16,334 I love that eggMan so much. 35 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,167 No, he hasn't come yet, MaMa, 36 00:04:18,234 --> 00:04:19,900 but we still have some eggs. 37 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:21,534 I'll put some on for you. 38 00:04:21,601 --> 00:04:23,100 Did you sleep well? 39 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:26,167 Oh, Babs, I slept so well. 40 00:04:26,234 --> 00:04:29,267 Where did you get this train? 41 00:04:29,334 --> 00:04:32,167 Did you sleep in the caboose last night? 42 00:04:32,234 --> 00:04:34,400 How did you know I love trains? 43 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,601 Oh, it's not a train, MaMa. 44 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,701 It's our new mobile home, 45 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:40,434 and I sleep in the other room. 46 00:04:40,501 --> 00:04:43,100 We all have our own rooms this time-- 47 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,300 Me, you, and Cotton. 48 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:48,434 And Crackers has that nice little shed right out back, 49 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:50,367 so he can have his friends in whenever he likes 50 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:52,334 without waking us up. 51 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,900 Isn't it wonderful? 52 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:55,267 Now, you just sit tight, 53 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:59,534 and I'll fry you up some big grade a treat. 54 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,734 Over light today, MaMa? 55 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:04,868 Oh, no, Babs, no. 56 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,967 It's sunny out today. 57 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:09,167 I want them sunny-side up. 58 00:05:09,234 --> 00:05:10,734 You know how I like them, Babs. 59 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:12,067 You know how I like them. 60 00:05:12,134 --> 00:05:13,634 I know how you like them, MaMa. 61 00:05:13,701 --> 00:05:14,801 I'll be right back. 62 00:05:14,868 --> 00:05:16,734 Mr. Jag: across town, 63 00:05:16,801 --> 00:05:18,667 located in the teeming metropolis 64 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:20,667 known as downtown Baltimore, 65 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:23,267 live Connie and Raymond Marble, 66 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:25,300 two jealous perverts 67 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,667 that hate Divine's fame and notoriety 68 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:30,167 more than anything in the whole world. 69 00:05:30,234 --> 00:05:32,467 For Connie and Raymond Marble, 70 00:05:32,534 --> 00:05:35,601 it was the beginning of the end. 71 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:38,400 Well, Miss sandstone, 72 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:40,834 after looking over your qualifications, 73 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,534 my husband and I have decided 74 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:45,868 that you're not exactly what we had in mind for the job. 75 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:48,200 Not only have you never heard of Divine-- 76 00:05:48,267 --> 00:05:51,567 Which is one of the key elements for this particular job-- 77 00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:55,601 But you also seem to show a lack of general experience, 78 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:56,933 and, to be honest, 79 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,033 we feel you are sort of a dullard. 80 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,300 Well, why do you say that? 81 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:01,900 I did everything you asked. 82 00:06:01,967 --> 00:06:03,868 I even found out who this Divine was. 83 00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:05,734 Too late, too late, 84 00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:08,067 and, naturally, you did everything I asked, my dear. 85 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:12,000 You would never have gotten to this plateau of the job placement test. 86 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,467 I mean, surely, you can see our point. 87 00:06:14,534 --> 00:06:17,801 We're not in a position to just take anyone. 88 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:21,400 This is a high security job, as you can well iMagine, 89 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:23,534 and we personally just don't feel 90 00:06:23,601 --> 00:06:24,768 that you meet our-- 91 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:26,967 Oh, how should I say-- 92 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:29,701 Our admittedly sometimes stringent 93 00:06:29,768 --> 00:06:31,200 screening process. 94 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:33,334 Well, why did you hold me up for so long? 95 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,467 Why did you keep asking me to come back? 96 00:06:35,534 --> 00:06:37,734 I had another job I could've taken. 97 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:39,234 How could I have gotten inforMation 98 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:41,200 about this Divine you talk of? 99 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,267 I don't know her. 100 00:06:42,334 --> 00:06:43,701 You could've given me some lead 101 00:06:43,768 --> 00:06:46,601 as to how I could've gathered this data you wanted about her. 102 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,768 You led me to believe I had this job. 103 00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:50,801 Well, Miss Sandstone-- 104 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,167 Miss, uh... 105 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:54,267 Sandy Sandstone, 106 00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:57,033 you just must've been wrong in your assumptions, 107 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,234 weren't you? 108 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,667 I mean, surely, you've heard the expression 109 00:07:00,734 --> 00:07:02,400 "don't count your chickens." 110 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:04,067 Well, apply it. 111 00:07:04,134 --> 00:07:07,267 I never gave you a final answer on this whole thing, 112 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,667 and, as far as you believing that you had the job, 113 00:07:09,734 --> 00:07:11,868 well, I've never even considered 114 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:14,501 that you would be the applicant that we would choose. 115 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,601 You don't know enough. 116 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,900 I mean, I wish everyone was like you 117 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,801 and had never heard of Divine, 118 00:07:20,868 --> 00:07:24,200 but, unfortunately, it just isn't like that. 119 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:25,367 Now, if you wouldn't mind, 120 00:07:25,434 --> 00:07:27,200 I do have a busy day ahead of me. 121 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:29,033 There's really nothing left to discuss. 122 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,501 Well, what am I supposed to do now? 123 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,334 That's what i'd like to know. 124 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,900 You can eat shit for all I care, Miss Sandstone, 125 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:37,400 or eat anything that you like 126 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:39,300 or do anything that you like. 127 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:42,868 Just don't assume that I want to know your troubles. 128 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:44,200 Now, if you wouldn't mind, 129 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:47,167 i'm a busy woMan with a full day's work ahead of me. 130 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,033 Please remove yourself from my office. 131 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,834 You're a real cunt, do you know that? 132 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:53,667 A real fucking cunt! 133 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,900 How can you be so shitty to people? 134 00:07:55,967 --> 00:07:57,801 How can you stand yourself? 135 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:01,667 I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone-- 136 00:08:01,734 --> 00:08:03,267 My kind of people 137 00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:04,868 and assholes. 138 00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:08,234 It's rather obvious which category you fit into. 139 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,667 Have a nice day. 140 00:08:09,734 --> 00:08:11,701 Eat the bird, bitch! 141 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:16,634 You ready, Ma? 142 00:08:16,701 --> 00:08:18,367 You ready yet? 143 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,200 I'm ready, darling. 144 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,167 Just let me say good-bye to MaMa and Cotton. 145 00:08:23,234 --> 00:08:24,467 I'll be out in a minute, honey. 146 00:08:24,534 --> 00:08:26,200 Ok, Ma, but get the lead out of your ass, 147 00:08:26,267 --> 00:08:27,501 or I'll be late for my date. 148 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:28,634 All right. 149 00:08:28,701 --> 00:08:31,267 Yes, won't I be late for my date? 150 00:08:31,334 --> 00:08:33,334 You are going to love my date. 151 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,234 You'll like her as much as I do, 152 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:36,967 i'm going to bring her back real soon 153 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,567 for you all to enjoy. 154 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,033 What do you mean, Humpty Dumpty was an egg? 155 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,300 How could a person be an egg, Cotton? 156 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:47,501 How could a person be an egg? 157 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:50,033 Well, he had little legs and little arms, 158 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:52,167 and he could walk and talk and all 159 00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:53,534 just like a person, 160 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:57,900 only he was an egg-- A little egg, all dressed up. 161 00:08:57,967 --> 00:08:59,300 Ha ha ha ha. 162 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:01,967 Tell it to me again, Cotton. 163 00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:03,900 You should be learning it by now, Edie. 164 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:05,601 Now, listen carefully. 165 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:08,200 Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. 166 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:11,000 Humpty dumpty had a great fall. 167 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,667 All the king's horses and all the king's men 168 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:16,467 couldn't put Humpty together again. 169 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:24,967 Do you get it, Edie? Do you understand? 170 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:27,100 Tell me some more egg stories, Cotton. 171 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,834 Please tell me some more stories. 172 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:32,467 Babs: I'm on my way. 173 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,801 You sure are dressed up, Babs. 174 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:36,434 You look real pretty. 175 00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:38,000 Oh, thank you, Cotton. 176 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:40,300 Why, a girl can never tell who she might run into 177 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:41,834 when she's downtown. 178 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,234 Why, I'm all dressed up 179 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,534 and ready to fall in love. 180 00:09:45,601 --> 00:09:47,400 I kind of wish I was going out, too, 181 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:50,534 but I think Crackers is bringing his lady friend out here, 182 00:09:50,601 --> 00:09:51,768 and I don't want to miss that. 183 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,734 It's usually a pretty good show. 184 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:54,868 Oh, I know. 185 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:56,634 You can go into town the next time I go. 186 00:09:56,701 --> 00:09:58,234 It's just those errands I have to run. 187 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,267 Besides, you and Crackers will have 188 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,334 a pretty good time right here. 189 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,267 That little shed's just perfect. 190 00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:05,467 I know it, Babs. 191 00:10:05,534 --> 00:10:07,334 It'll be the first time we've had anyone out here, 192 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,634 and I can't wait to see how it works. 193 00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,501 I hope she doesn't give us any trouble. 194 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,367 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. 195 00:10:13,434 --> 00:10:16,067 Crackers has a pretty good eye for what he likes. 196 00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:18,868 Just say a little prayer that I find a little something. 197 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:21,868 Why, I haven't fallen in love for 3 whole days. 198 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:26,100 I'm just itching to find somebody with a little iMagination. 199 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,434 Edie: bye-bye, Babs. 200 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,033 Bye-bye, Babs. 201 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,501 Bye-bye, Babs. 202 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:31,634 Bye-bye. 203 00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:33,434 Mother, you do not have to raise your voice, 204 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:34,634 and you don't have to yell. 205 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:38,434 We're all right here. We can all hear you. 206 00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:40,200 [moans] 207 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:42,000 I do have to yell. 208 00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:43,267 I'm starving to death, 209 00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:45,033 and that eggMan ain't going to come, 210 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,667 and I know it. 211 00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:49,334 You know he never comes until later, mother. 212 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,134 [moans] 213 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,601 she'll be all right. 214 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,134 Go on, Babs. 215 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,467 She'll be all right. 216 00:10:56,534 --> 00:10:57,967 Won't you, MaMa? 217 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,033 You want some hard-boiled eggs 218 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,667 while you're waiting? 219 00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:04,634 Yes, I bet you do. 220 00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:06,801 Bye, Babs. Don't forget the party food. 221 00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:08,400 ok. 222 00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:15,000 Crackers, I'm ready! 223 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,567 Let's go, MaMa. I'm late for my date. 224 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:20,834 Oh, but, honey, how will you ever get back out here from downtown? 225 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,868 Well, I'll hitch probably, Ma. It ain't hard. 226 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,367 Just let me off at the edda gown shop. 227 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,033 That's where I'm supposed to meet the little lady. 228 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,400 We'll get back somehow. 229 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:29,300 I just hope she's ready for a little action. 230 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:31,234 Oh, honey, I know what you mean. 231 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,567 Why, I wouldn't mind finding a little action myself. 232 00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:36,768 But then, you shouldn't have too much trouble with your date-- 233 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,434 That is, if she has anything on the ball. 234 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:39,434 Mm-hmm. 235 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,400 Just hope she likes to experiment, 236 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,567 you know what I mean? 237 00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:46,200 A little sweet talking goes a long, long way. 238 00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:48,400 Give me your hand, honey. 239 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,967 [Man laughs] 240 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,768 [Man laughs] 241 00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:29,100 [buzz buzz] 242 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,200 channing! 243 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,634 Channing! 244 00:13:35,134 --> 00:13:37,300 [buzz buzz] 245 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,900 jesus christ. 246 00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:45,701 Are they here yet? 247 00:13:45,768 --> 00:13:46,768 Yes, they've been waiting. 248 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,234 Well, show them in. 249 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,234 Mrs. Marble will see you now. 250 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,933 Come on, merle, she's ready to see us. 251 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,067 Merle: I'm coming, i'm coming. 252 00:14:00,134 --> 00:14:01,167 Hello. 253 00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:02,234 Hi, Miss Marble. 254 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,900 We've been so excited about this all week, 255 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:04,900 me and merle. 256 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,134 We can hardly sleep at night 257 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,067 just waiting to see little noodles' face. 258 00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:10,367 And, shit, we usually sleep pretty good. 259 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,033 Me and annette is really going to have to settle down 260 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,334 once we get noodles home. 261 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,701 It's going to be a lot different with a baby around. 262 00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:17,167 Yes, well, as I said, 263 00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:19,801 mr. Marble and I are about 90% certain 264 00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:21,634 that you will get noodles, 265 00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:22,834 but, first, have a seat, 266 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,434 so I can just briefly recheck your application. 267 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:26,834 Channing: don't say anything, all right? 268 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,167 Just don't say a word. 269 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,501 When are you going to get her out of here? 270 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,967 Come on, little noodles, you just found a new home. 271 00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,400 Oh, that's real nice! 272 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:37,100 Poor fucking alice dies giving birth, 273 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,300 you can't even bother to move the body, 274 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,734 and now the bitch has sold the kid! 275 00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:42,834 Poor baby! 276 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,868 And you, you little suckling, 277 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:47,100 can't even get me my tranquilizers! 278 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,734 You shithead, where are my pills? 279 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,467 That bitch can afford it. 280 00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:54,267 She's got another couple grand coming for this one. 281 00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:57,167 Can't she at least give me my fucking pills? 282 00:14:57,234 --> 00:15:00,134 I said don't talk to me when I come down here. 283 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,933 I don't give a fuck what you said, you fucking pig! 284 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,567 Get this body out of here! 285 00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,067 It's Making me sick! 286 00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:07,801 When are they going to get another one? 287 00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:10,033 What poor girl will they get next? 288 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,634 I know they're going to get another one. 289 00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:12,967 Just like when I came here, 290 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,900 I replaced somebody, didn't i? 291 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:17,100 You fucking little dingleberry! 292 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,567 That's what you're like, you fucking bowl of shit! 293 00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:20,768 I said shut up! 294 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,467 Just shut up your talking when I come down here! 295 00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:23,734 ohh! 296 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,234 Oh, look how pretty she is. 297 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,701 Both: aw. 298 00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:29,933 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 299 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,134 Connie, do they get this? 300 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,100 Yes, they do, chan. 301 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,033 Aw, look how pretty she is. 302 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,868 Oh, merle, I'm so happy. 303 00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:40,400 And, baby, if you're happy, i'm happy, 304 00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,267 because that's what i'm living for-- 305 00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:43,467 You, me, 306 00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:45,900 and now, little noodles. 307 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:47,100 Thank you, Miss Marble. 308 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,134 Without you, we never would've been this happy. 309 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,701 You are a wonderful, wonderful person. 310 00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:52,701 Thank you. 311 00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,033 Well, thank you, ladies. 312 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,801 If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be in this business, 313 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,334 and that's all I care about 314 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,367 is satisfying my customers 315 00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:04,234 and Making sure that the babies are placed in good homes. 316 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,334 Both: thank you. 317 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,400 Bye-bye, now. 318 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,033 bye. 319 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,000 ♪♪ I'm not a juvenile delinquent ♪♪ 320 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,900 ♪♪ no, no, no ♪♪ 321 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,000 ♪♪ no, no ♪♪ 322 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,734 ♪♪ no, no, no ♪♪ 323 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:08,501 ♪♪ no, no, no ♪♪ 324 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:09,601 ♪♪ no, no ♪♪ 325 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,334 ♪♪ no, no, no ♪♪ 326 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,000 ♪♪ no, no, no ♪♪ 327 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:18,234 ♪♪ I'm not a juvenile delinquent ♪♪ 328 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,100 ♪♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪♪ 329 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,434 ♪♪ do the thing that's right ♪♪ 330 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,701 ♪♪ and you'll do nothing wrong ♪♪ 331 00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:26,933 ♪♪ life will be so nice ♪♪ 332 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,267 ♪♪ you'll be in paradise ♪♪ 333 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,501 ♪♪ I know ♪♪ 334 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:32,933 ♪♪ because I'm not ♪♪ 335 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,434 ♪♪ a juvenile delinquent ♪♪ 336 00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,367 ♪♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪♪ 337 00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,634 ♪♪ so listen, boys and girls ♪♪ 338 00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:43,200 ♪♪ you need not be blue ♪♪ 339 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:45,167 ♪♪ life is what you Make of it ♪♪ 340 00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,334 ♪♪ it all depends on you ♪♪ 341 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,667 ♪♪ I know ♪♪ 342 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,100 ♪♪ because I'm not ♪♪ 343 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,534 ♪♪ a juvenile delinquent ♪♪ 344 00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,501 ♪♪ ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh ♪♪ 345 00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,768 ♪♪ it's easy to be good ♪♪ 346 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,367 ♪♪ it's hard to be bad ♪♪ 347 00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:03,434 ♪♪ stay out of trouble ♪♪ 348 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,067 ♪♪ and you'll be glad ♪♪ 349 00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:07,967 ♪♪ take this tip from me ♪♪ 350 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,868 ♪♪ and you will see ♪♪ 351 00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:13,234 ♪♪ how happy you will be ♪♪ 352 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,067 ♪♪ so ♪♪ 353 00:18:15,134 --> 00:18:17,300 ♪♪ boys and girls ♪♪ 354 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:19,601 ♪♪ this is my story ♪♪ 355 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,834 ♪♪ and I have ♪♪ 356 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,834 ♪♪ all of my glory ♪♪ 357 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:24,933 ♪♪ I know ♪♪ 358 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,100 ♪♪ oh ♪♪ 359 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,400 ♪♪ because I'm not ♪♪ 360 00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:30,834 ♪♪ a juvenile delinquent ♪♪ 361 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,234 ♪♪ ooh-wah, ooh ♪♪ 362 00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:35,868 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 363 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,801 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 364 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:38,834 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 365 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,834 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 366 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,300 ♪♪ when she walks by ♪♪ 367 00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,967 ♪♪ the menfolks stand and pose ♪♪ 368 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,067 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 369 00:18:44,134 --> 00:18:45,100 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 370 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,667 ♪♪ if she winks an eye ♪♪ 371 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,434 ♪♪ the bread slice turn to toast ♪♪ 372 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:49,400 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 373 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,501 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 374 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,467 ♪♪ she gotta lot ♪♪ 375 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:53,834 ♪♪ of what they call the most ♪♪ 376 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,967 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 377 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,234 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 378 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,734 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 379 00:18:57,801 --> 00:18:59,501 ♪♪ she was born to please ♪♪ 380 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:00,501 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 381 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,534 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 382 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,334 ♪♪ and if she's got ♪♪ 383 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,933 ♪♪ a bigger Man to squeeze ♪♪ 384 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,100 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 385 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,334 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 386 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,234 ♪♪ won't you kindly be aware ♪♪ 387 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,634 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 388 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,868 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 389 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,400 ♪♪ she mesmerizes ♪♪ 390 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,067 ♪♪ every mother's son ♪♪ 391 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:17,067 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 392 00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:18,367 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 393 00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:19,768 ♪♪ if she's smilin' ♪♪ 394 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:21,467 ♪♪ beefsteak become well-done ♪♪ 395 00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:22,567 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 396 00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:23,834 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 397 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,200 ♪♪ she Make grandpa ♪♪ 398 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,033 ♪♪ feel like 21 ♪♪ 399 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,067 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 400 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,400 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 401 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,768 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 402 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,567 ♪♪ she was born to please ♪♪ 403 00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:33,567 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 404 00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:34,534 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 405 00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:36,234 ♪♪ and if I go to her ♪♪ 406 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,933 ♪♪ on bended knee ♪♪ 407 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,033 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 408 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,234 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 409 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,200 ♪♪ won't you kindly be aware ♪♪ 410 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,601 ♪♪ that I can't help it ♪♪ 411 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:45,834 ♪♪ I can't help it ♪♪ 412 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,701 ♪♪ because I'm hoping, obviously ♪♪ 413 00:19:48,768 --> 00:19:49,900 ♪♪ that someday ♪♪ 414 00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:51,234 ♪♪ the answer would be ♪♪ 415 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,601 ♪♪ the girl can't help it ♪♪ 416 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,701 ♪♪ 'cause she's in love with me ♪♪ 417 00:19:54,768 --> 00:19:55,734 ♪♪ she can't help it ♪♪ 418 00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:58,734 ♪♪ aah! ♪♪ 419 00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:15,367 [breathing heavily] 420 00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:24,267 we'll see who's the filthiest person alive. 421 00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,734 We'll just see! 422 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,100 And where's that Raymond? 423 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,967 Where is he? 424 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,434 How could he leave me alone 425 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,868 when there's so much to be taken care of? 426 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,167 Oh... 427 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,900 Please come home, Raymond. 428 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,601 I need you so badly. 429 00:20:58,701 --> 00:20:59,834 ♪♪ ooh ♪♪ 430 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:00,768 ♪♪ lookie there ♪♪ 431 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,234 ♪♪ ain't she pretty? ♪♪ 432 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,667 [wolf whistle] 433 00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:06,200 ♪♪ ooh ♪♪ 434 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:09,601 ♪♪ ain't that chick a beauty? ♪♪ 435 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,933 [wolf whistle] 436 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,501 ♪♪ I love her hair ♪♪ 437 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,167 ♪♪ I love her clothes ♪♪ 438 00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:15,400 ♪♪ I love her tease ♪♪ 439 00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,400 ♪♪ get a load of that pose ♪♪ 440 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,868 ♪♪ ooh ♪♪ 441 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:21,967 ♪♪ lookie there, ain't she pretty? ♪♪ 442 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,267 ♪♪ she ♪♪ 443 00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:26,868 ♪♪ looks like a beautiful ♪♪ 444 00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,734 ♪♪ wax doll ♪♪ 445 00:21:30,234 --> 00:21:31,601 ♪♪ and ♪♪ 446 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,900 ♪♪ you are bound to fall ♪♪ 447 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:37,567 ♪♪ well, I love her hair ♪♪ 448 00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:39,434 ♪♪ and I love her clothes ♪♪ 449 00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:40,734 ♪♪ I love her tease ♪♪ 450 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,667 ♪♪ get a load of that pose ♪♪ 451 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,434 ♪♪ ooh ♪♪ 452 00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:47,667 ♪♪ lookie there, ain't she pretty? ♪♪ 453 00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,868 aah! 454 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,200 ♪♪ here, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick ♪♪ 455 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,067 ♪♪ here, chick, chick, chick, chick ♪♪ 456 00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:55,434 ♪♪ here ♪♪ 457 00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:10,701 [chicken cackles] 458 00:22:20,801 --> 00:22:23,834 ♪♪ here, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick ♪♪ 459 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:29,900 ♪♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 460 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,134 can't you hurry, driver? 461 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,234 I'll be late for my appointment. 462 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,768 I'm going as fast as I can, lady, 463 00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,501 without breaking the law. 464 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,701 3800 Greymeadow, right? 465 00:22:44,768 --> 00:22:47,467 That's what I said, wasn't it? 466 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:50,367 2.30. 467 00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,734 You can shove 2.30, hack! 468 00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:57,100 hey! 469 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,501 I do hope you're hungry. 470 00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:06,734 I could go for a sandwich. 471 00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:07,967 Mmm, bologna. 472 00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:09,033 mmm. 473 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,701 Well... 474 00:23:10,768 --> 00:23:12,567 I'll get right to the point. 475 00:23:12,634 --> 00:23:15,534 I can get you inforMation about Divine. 476 00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:16,933 Lots of inforMation, I think, 477 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,534 if things go well today. 478 00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:20,100 I have a date with his son Crackers. 479 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:23,300 Well, this is, of course, an encouraging development. 480 00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,801 This is an important assignment, Cookie. 481 00:23:25,868 --> 00:23:27,967 We could all benefit-- 482 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,667 You, financially, 483 00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:31,134 and, Raymond and i, 484 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,801 well, our social standing is involved to a great degree. 485 00:23:36,134 --> 00:23:39,200 I May have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. 486 00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:42,334 He's into a very strange sex scene. 487 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,434 I'm going to have to put up with unheard-of atrocities 488 00:23:44,501 --> 00:23:47,067 in order to pump the inforMation you need out of him. 489 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:50,134 But, first, I have to know exactly what you want to know, 490 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,033 because my so-called date is this afternoon. 491 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,634 Well, Cookie, as you know, 492 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,501 Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, 493 00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:58,534 both locally and on the national level. 494 00:23:58,601 --> 00:24:01,434 You May have heard the term the filthiest person alive. 495 00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:03,334 I have heard the term, yes. 496 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,434 The papers call her that, 497 00:24:04,501 --> 00:24:06,734 and she is known as that to a limited extent 498 00:24:06,801 --> 00:24:09,634 in your more crime-conscious sections of the city. 499 00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:12,601 Well, we feel this to be an untrue statement. 500 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,900 We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her 501 00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:17,534 in every aspect of the term "filth." 502 00:24:17,601 --> 00:24:19,801 As you know, we run a baby ring. 503 00:24:19,868 --> 00:24:21,933 Oh, it's really a very simple process. 504 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,033 We keep 2 girls at all times 505 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,868 who are impregnated by channing, 506 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:28,234 our rather fertile servant. 507 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,400 We sell the babies to lesbian couples, 508 00:24:30,467 --> 00:24:33,900 and then we invest the money in various businesses around town. 509 00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,467 We own a few pornography shops, 510 00:24:35,534 --> 00:24:37,501 plus, we front money to a chain of heroin pushers 511 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:39,734 in the inner city elementary schools. 512 00:24:39,801 --> 00:24:40,801 We feel that the attention 513 00:24:40,868 --> 00:24:42,367 that's been focused on Divine lately 514 00:24:42,434 --> 00:24:44,234 is most unfair. 515 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,100 She is merely a common thief and murderer. 516 00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:48,567 Unfortunately, for us, 517 00:24:48,634 --> 00:24:51,801 our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, 518 00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:54,667 but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. 519 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:57,100 After all, we've not worked all these years 520 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,701 in order to be upstaged by this fat hog 521 00:24:59,768 --> 00:25:01,367 that calls herself Divine. 522 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,900 So we must catch her off guard, you see, 523 00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:05,033 before she realizes she is being attacked. 524 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,900 We need inforMation as to how they live, 525 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:08,501 where they live-- How Many people, 526 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:10,701 their names, their daily schedules for the week. 527 00:25:10,768 --> 00:25:13,234 In other words, we want to know how we can plague her the most, 528 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,801 how we can Make her life as miserable as possible, 529 00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:18,267 how we can prove to her that she is shit compared to us-- 530 00:25:18,334 --> 00:25:20,868 Shit compared to the filth that we have in our minds, 531 00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:24,434 shit compared to what we know to be the filthiest delight. 532 00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:26,434 Mr. Jag: well, does Crackers know 533 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:28,100 that his so-called date 534 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:31,801 is actually a spy sent by the Marbles? 535 00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:34,801 [snoring] 536 00:25:39,734 --> 00:25:42,200 this is my grandMa Edie. 537 00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:44,667 What's--what's the Matter with her? 538 00:25:44,734 --> 00:25:45,734 What's the Matter with her? 539 00:25:45,801 --> 00:25:46,768 There ain't nothing the Matter with her. 540 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,200 She's just my grandMa, that's all. 541 00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:51,701 W-why are those eggs all over her face? 542 00:25:51,768 --> 00:25:53,601 I guess she was just hungry, that's all. 543 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:55,300 You see, she sort of has some problems. 544 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:56,834 Nothing serious, but, you know-- 545 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,467 I mean, she just loves eggs, 546 00:25:58,534 --> 00:25:59,667 always has. 547 00:25:59,734 --> 00:26:02,834 Sit tight. I'll just see if Miss Cotton's up yet. 548 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,834 She's here, Miss Cotton, she's here. 549 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,933 It shouldn't be long now before I get it going. 550 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,033 That is, if she cooperates, and she will. 551 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,834 Oh, Crackers, i'm so excited. 552 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,300 I've just been sitting right here ever since you left. 553 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,534 What's she like? Does she have a nice body? 554 00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:18,933 What are you going to do for me today, honey? 555 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,434 It's nothing I haven't seen, I hope. 556 00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:22,334 Miss Cotton, I got something in mind today 557 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,933 I never ever tried before, 558 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,367 something very exciting for me. 559 00:26:25,434 --> 00:26:27,567 My little chicken's going to be in the show today, Cotton-- 560 00:26:27,634 --> 00:26:29,234 Me and some nice juicy plump chickens. 561 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,134 I need this so bad, Crackers. 562 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,734 Make it better than you did last time. 563 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,701 What was the Matter with that? You said you liked that show. 564 00:26:34,768 --> 00:26:36,234 Oh, I did, I did. 565 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,667 It's just that you were so fucking beautiful in that one, 566 00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:39,933 that now I want more. 567 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,400 I got to see more, Crackers-- 568 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,200 More than what I've already seen. 569 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:44,567 Can we have some blood in this one? 570 00:26:44,634 --> 00:26:45,634 Just a little bit? 571 00:26:45,701 --> 00:26:47,834 And take your clothes off slower--slower, 572 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,367 and don't let her ruin it! 573 00:26:49,434 --> 00:26:51,167 Miss Cotton, you're going to dig this one. 574 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:54,033 It's going to be better than anything I ever did before. 575 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,534 I can feel it in my blood, 576 00:26:55,601 --> 00:26:56,868 all through my body. 577 00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,300 You know I only do it for you. 578 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,000 It's only you watching that gets me off, you know that. 579 00:27:01,067 --> 00:27:03,067 I'll Make it special today, I promise. 580 00:27:03,134 --> 00:27:05,200 Please be careful not to touch me. Please be careful. 581 00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:07,434 I ain't touching you. I ain't touching you. 582 00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:10,634 [snores] 583 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,267 oh, hi, pretty little face. 584 00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,734 Pretty little face you got there. 585 00:27:21,801 --> 00:27:23,501 Uh, h-hello, I'm Cookie. 586 00:27:23,567 --> 00:27:25,100 I understand you're Edie, 587 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,534 Crackers' grandmother. 588 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:28,834 Edie sweetie Edie. 589 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,868 Is Babs back from shopping for the birthday party? 590 00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:35,967 I'm going to go. 591 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:39,634 I got a party dress, you know. 592 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:40,801 When is the party? 593 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,134 Oh, Babs' birthday? 594 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,367 Are you the eggMan? 595 00:27:45,434 --> 00:27:46,467 Well, no. 596 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:47,933 No, I'm not. 597 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,234 Where's Crackers' mother? 598 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:50,868 Oh, she's calling all the people 599 00:27:50,933 --> 00:27:53,033 to invite them to the party, 600 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,300 and I'm going to go. 601 00:27:57,868 --> 00:27:59,933 Well, I see you're up, granny. 602 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,900 Miss Cookie, this is Miss Cotton. 603 00:28:01,967 --> 00:28:03,801 She's one of my roommates here. 604 00:28:03,868 --> 00:28:05,501 Charmed, I'm sure. 605 00:28:05,567 --> 00:28:06,900 Hello, Cookie. 606 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:08,967 You sure are a fine looking young woman. 607 00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:11,033 Crackers has told me about you. 608 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,267 Why don't you show her the shed? 609 00:28:12,334 --> 00:28:14,501 You'll like it out there. It's so private. 610 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,967 Oh, I'd love to see it. 611 00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:17,200 Do you sleep in here, Cotton? 612 00:28:17,267 --> 00:28:18,567 Of course I do, next to Babs. 613 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:20,734 I couldn't sleep anywhere else. 614 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:23,701 Come on, Cookie, I'll go show you my chickens. 615 00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:25,367 Oh, you have chickens? 616 00:28:25,434 --> 00:28:27,801 I love little chickens. 617 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,167 [Laughing] aah! 618 00:28:48,234 --> 00:28:49,801 aah! Aah! 619 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:55,868 aah! 620 00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:56,900 Hold it! 621 00:28:56,967 --> 00:28:58,701 aah! 622 00:28:58,768 --> 00:29:00,834 no! 623 00:29:00,967 --> 00:29:02,200 ohh! 624 00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:04,567 aah! 625 00:29:04,634 --> 00:29:06,134 uhh! 626 00:29:06,967 --> 00:29:08,200 Mmm-- 627 00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:09,567 ohh! 628 00:29:09,634 --> 00:29:11,400 Mmmuhh! 629 00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:13,067 uhh! 630 00:29:13,134 --> 00:29:14,033 Uhhh! 631 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,067 Chicken. 632 00:29:15,134 --> 00:29:16,067 aah! 633 00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:17,400 uhh! 634 00:29:17,467 --> 00:29:18,634 Ohhh! 635 00:29:19,601 --> 00:29:21,033 uhh! 636 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:22,067 Oh, no! 637 00:29:22,134 --> 00:29:23,200 aah! 638 00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:24,400 ohh! 639 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,868 Hold it! Take that! aah! 640 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,567 no! 641 00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:29,967 Hold it! 642 00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:30,967 aah! 643 00:29:31,033 --> 00:29:32,900 Hold these goddamn chickens! 644 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,734 Oh! Chickens! god! 645 00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:36,234 aah! 646 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,200 Don't! 647 00:29:37,267 --> 00:29:38,200 no! 648 00:29:38,267 --> 00:29:40,701 Euhh! Chickens! Always chickens! 649 00:29:40,768 --> 00:29:41,734 Fuckin' chickens! 650 00:29:41,801 --> 00:29:42,900 [Chicken squawks] 651 00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:45,234 these fuckin' things hurt! 652 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:46,367 Ohhh! 653 00:29:46,434 --> 00:29:47,400 aah! 654 00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:48,900 aah! 655 00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:51,400 Aaahhh! 656 00:29:51,467 --> 00:29:52,701 Ohhh! 657 00:29:52,768 --> 00:29:54,234 Aaahhh! 658 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,234 Ohhh! 659 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,200 Ohhh! 660 00:29:56,267 --> 00:29:58,534 Aah! Aah! 661 00:29:58,601 --> 00:29:59,534 These-- 662 00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:00,567 Ohhh! 663 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,234 God! You're crazy. 664 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,267 Ohh! Uhh! 665 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:04,267 Crackers: uhh! 666 00:30:04,334 --> 00:30:05,300 ohh! ohh! 667 00:30:05,367 --> 00:30:06,900 ohh! uhh! 668 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:08,200 mmm! Uhhh! 669 00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,234 Uhhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! 670 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,200 mmm! uhh! 671 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,900 Uhh! Euhhh! 672 00:30:12,967 --> 00:30:14,534 Crackers: yes. 673 00:30:14,601 --> 00:30:15,768 mmm! ohh! 674 00:30:17,434 --> 00:30:18,933 EggMan! EggMan! 675 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,200 Anybody home? 676 00:30:20,267 --> 00:30:22,200 Cotton! Cotton! I'm in here! 677 00:30:22,267 --> 00:30:23,734 I hear the eggMan! 678 00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:26,234 In here! In here, mr. EggMan! 679 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,400 Eggs! Eggs! 680 00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:29,534 Oh, help! God! God! 681 00:30:29,601 --> 00:30:32,067 In here! In here! In here, Mr. EggMan! 682 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,567 Here I am! 683 00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:37,067 Oh! Come on! Oh, the eggMan! The eggMan! Oh! 684 00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:39,567 Hello, Edie. How's my little princess today? 685 00:30:39,634 --> 00:30:41,400 Oh! Oh, Mr. EggMan! 686 00:30:41,467 --> 00:30:42,900 Oh! Ha ha! 687 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:46,400 Mr. EggMan, we're havin' a party for Babs on thursday. 688 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:48,900 We'd like you to come as Edie's date. 689 00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:50,868 Well, I'd be honored to attend, 690 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:52,868 especially with such a beautiful date. 691 00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:55,400 And now, Edie, what will it be today? 692 00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:58,400 I have grade-a extra large. I have grade-a large. 693 00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:02,400 I have medium. I have sMall. 694 00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:04,367 Why, look. Just look at these-- 695 00:31:04,434 --> 00:31:06,400 So fresh, you can hardly believe it. 696 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:09,400 Why, they're just beggin' to be scrambled or fried 697 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:12,400 or poached or hard-boiled, or all of 'em Made 698 00:31:12,467 --> 00:31:15,400 to be turned into a big, fat, juicy omelet. 699 00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:17,367 How 'bout it, Edie? What'll it be 700 00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:20,400 for the lady that the eggs like the most? 701 00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:21,900 I want them all! 702 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,900 I'll have the brown ones 703 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,400 and those great big white ones, 704 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,868 and I'll have those over there, 705 00:31:28,933 --> 00:31:32,367 and I want them for frying and for scrambling 706 00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:35,367 and, oh, for hard-boiled for snacks. 707 00:31:35,434 --> 00:31:37,868 Oh, god. And I'll have those over there. 708 00:31:37,933 --> 00:31:40,367 All right, Edie, we'll buy 'em all for you. 709 00:31:40,434 --> 00:31:42,400 How's that? We'll buy 'em all. 710 00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,400 Oh, Cotton, you Make me so happy, 711 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,367 you and the eggMan. Please, Mr. EggMan, 712 00:31:47,434 --> 00:31:49,900 please don't ever quit your job. 713 00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:51,868 I'll always need one egg, 714 00:31:51,933 --> 00:31:53,900 always and always and always. 715 00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:56,900 Miss Edie, as long as there are chicken layin' 716 00:31:56,967 --> 00:31:59,400 and truck drivin' and my feet walkin', you can be sure 717 00:31:59,467 --> 00:32:02,367 that I will bring you the finest of the fine, 718 00:32:02,434 --> 00:32:05,367 the largest of the large, and the whitest of the white. 719 00:32:05,434 --> 00:32:08,900 In other words, that thin-shelled ovum of the domestic fowl 720 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:12,400 will never be safe as long as there are chicken layin' 721 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,900 and I'm alive because I am your eggMan, 722 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:17,400 and there ain't a better one in town. 723 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:20,067 Oh, Mr. EggMan. 724 00:32:21,434 --> 00:32:24,334 Nothing but these fucking, jerk-off hippies 725 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,868 on the road today. 726 00:32:25,933 --> 00:32:28,868 Oh, where are their little pig girlfriends? 727 00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:32,734 God, I get so tired of just driving around, 728 00:32:32,801 --> 00:32:34,200 driving around. 729 00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:36,033 Chauffeur: here's one up ahead. 730 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,567 Pull over! 731 00:32:37,634 --> 00:32:39,534 Yeah. She looks real good. 732 00:32:39,601 --> 00:32:41,067 She'll do just fine. 733 00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:42,234 [Door opens] 734 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,534 Girl: Thanks. 735 00:32:45,801 --> 00:32:46,734 [Door closes] 736 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,134 Have a seat. 737 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,267 Thank you. 738 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,701 Hi. Well, where'd you get this beautiful car? 739 00:32:51,768 --> 00:32:54,200 At a car dealer. Where did you think? 740 00:32:54,267 --> 00:32:55,701 Where you going? 741 00:32:55,768 --> 00:32:58,234 Just downtown. Anywhere near Howard street. 742 00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,701 Oh, meeting someone? 743 00:32:59,768 --> 00:33:00,768 Yeah. Who?! 744 00:33:00,834 --> 00:33:03,234 My boyfriend and a couple other guys. Why? 745 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,734 Going to a gang-bang or something? 746 00:33:05,801 --> 00:33:07,367 What? Hey, what's with you two? 747 00:33:07,434 --> 00:33:09,400 We just wondered where you were planning 748 00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:11,400 to spread your vd today, that's all, hussy. 749 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,067 Hey, I don't think that's necessary. 750 00:33:13,134 --> 00:33:16,534 Oh, you don't, huh? Well, how would you like to fuck my chauffeur? 751 00:33:16,601 --> 00:33:18,534 He's got a real horse dick on him. 752 00:33:18,601 --> 00:33:19,801 Chauffeur: hey, Connie! 753 00:33:19,868 --> 00:33:22,300 Just let me out here! This is fine right up here! 754 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,267 But you're not here. This isn't downtown. 755 00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:25,801 We're nowhere near downtown. 756 00:33:25,868 --> 00:33:28,367 What's the Matter, you afraid it ain't big enough for ya? 757 00:33:28,434 --> 00:33:30,868 Cut it out! Just let me out here, please! 758 00:33:30,933 --> 00:33:32,900 You'd better sit back. Give me the rag. 759 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:35,234 Get the fuck off of me! Please! 760 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,367 aah! 761 00:33:36,434 --> 00:33:37,634 uhh! 762 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:40,501 There. She's out now. 763 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:42,734 [Moaning] 764 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:45,234 oohh. Ooh. 765 00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:47,400 uhh. 766 00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:49,900 I have a new friend for you. 767 00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:52,400 Already? You got one already? 768 00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:54,868 Why is she asleep? Or is she dead? 769 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:57,900 Did you just kill her? Where did they get her? 770 00:33:57,967 --> 00:33:59,400 Where'd they get this one? 771 00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:01,367 Hitchhiking, just like you were. 772 00:34:01,434 --> 00:34:03,367 Doesn't pay to hitchhike these days, does it? 773 00:34:03,434 --> 00:34:05,900 And I guess you're gonna fuck her now, is that it? 774 00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:07,400 Right in front of me! 775 00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:10,567 The poor girl. The poor girl has to fuck you. 776 00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:12,534 thank god I don't remember it! 777 00:34:12,601 --> 00:34:15,033 That god you spared me at least that! 778 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,067 I have a surprise for you this time. 779 00:34:17,134 --> 00:34:19,067 I don't even have to touch her. 780 00:34:19,134 --> 00:34:21,033 How'd you get out of that part of the job? 781 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,734 Did your boss finally decide someone else would do it? 782 00:34:23,801 --> 00:34:25,400 who? Her slimy boyfriend? 783 00:34:25,467 --> 00:34:27,868 Is she going to let that fag do it 784 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:30,367 in front of me, that whore? 785 00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:33,434 Oh, no. This is a surprise for Connie and Raymond, too. 786 00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:35,868 I have it all figured out this time. 787 00:34:35,933 --> 00:34:37,900 I don't even have to touch her. 788 00:34:37,967 --> 00:34:42,200 Why'd you have to touch me? how could I have a child by you? 789 00:34:42,267 --> 00:34:45,868 What a repulsive thought! Oh, you pig, you aniMal! 790 00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:48,367 How can you keep doing this? 791 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:51,367 Oh, my god! What are you doing?! 792 00:34:51,434 --> 00:34:54,400 Why are you doing that in front of me? 793 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,900 Stop it, you asshole! 794 00:34:55,967 --> 00:34:59,400 Oh, how vile can you be?! 795 00:34:59,467 --> 00:35:02,868 Shut up! Shut up! You'll see. Just shut up. 796 00:35:02,933 --> 00:35:04,400 [Sobs] 797 00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:06,868 I swear I'm gonna throw up on you again! 798 00:35:06,933 --> 00:35:10,734 I swear I'm gonna puke if you don't stop doing that! 799 00:35:10,801 --> 00:35:12,100 [Throws up] 800 00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:15,933 turn your head if it Makes you sick! Don't watch! 801 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,400 Think about how sick it Made me to touch you! 802 00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:20,400 [Sobbing] 803 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,467 and now... This one...oh! 804 00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:23,701 ohh! 805 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,234 Euhh! 806 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,100 [Sobbing and wretching] 807 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:31,567 euhh! You repulsive pig! 808 00:35:31,634 --> 00:35:36,033 You hate her so much, you get her pregnant this way? 809 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,033 Oh, my god! Stop it! 810 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,933 Stop it, you filthy aniMal! 811 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,134 Stop it! 812 00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,567 [Telephone rings] 813 00:35:43,634 --> 00:35:45,067 shit. I'll get it. 814 00:35:45,134 --> 00:35:47,200 Mmm. Let me finish you off. 815 00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:48,200 [Ring] 816 00:35:48,267 --> 00:35:49,933 better be Cookie. 817 00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:52,900 Come on, you're almost there! 818 00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:55,400 But it's probably Cookie with the inforMation. 819 00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:56,900 Answer it, then. 820 00:35:56,967 --> 00:35:58,100 Answer it! 821 00:35:58,967 --> 00:36:00,868 Marbles' residence. 822 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,900 Mr. Marble? This is Cookie. 823 00:36:02,967 --> 00:36:04,900 No. No. I'm all right. 824 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:06,933 I'm back at my mother's. 825 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,900 I was afraid to come directly there. 826 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,933 I thought Maybe they'd be following me. 827 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,933 Look, I have to have my money immediately. 828 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,933 Of course you'll get your stool-pigeon money. 829 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,933 Why on earth are you so suspicious? 830 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,933 Well, naturally i'm going to question you about the money. 831 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,400 You've no idea what I went through today to get you that inforMation. 832 00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:25,400 And you did call yourselves the "filthiest people alive." 833 00:36:25,467 --> 00:36:28,067 What kind of credit rating do you think that it? 834 00:36:28,134 --> 00:36:29,734 we need that inforMation immediately 835 00:36:29,801 --> 00:36:31,400 so that we can prepare 836 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:33,067 a little surprise for that slut. 837 00:36:33,134 --> 00:36:35,033 Hold on. She's afraid we won't pay her 838 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,734 if she tells us now. 839 00:36:36,801 --> 00:36:39,567 Isn't she coming here like she said she would? Let me talk to her. 840 00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:41,367 Cookie, this is mrs. Marble. 841 00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:44,000 What is this nonsense about the money? 842 00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,701 Of course we will pay you. 843 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,334 Look, I'll tell you everything, 844 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,367 but you have to meet me right away with the money, 845 00:36:49,434 --> 00:36:51,367 all 2.000 of it in $20 bills. 846 00:36:51,434 --> 00:36:54,567 We'll meet you at harry's little sub shop on 25th street. 847 00:36:54,634 --> 00:36:56,067 You name the time. 848 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:58,768 All right, Cookie, now, give us the inforMation immediately. 849 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:00,734 How do we even know you were there? 850 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:03,300 Oh, I was there all right, Mr. Marble. 851 00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:07,467 Divine is living under the name of Babs Johnson. 852 00:37:07,534 --> 00:37:08,734 Babs johnson. 853 00:37:08,801 --> 00:37:10,234 Babs johnson. 854 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,734 Oh, what a stupid, fucking name. 855 00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:15,900 She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing. 856 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:18,400 She's living in a trailer in phoenix, Maryland. 857 00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:20,200 Who does she live with? 858 00:37:20,267 --> 00:37:21,234 Her mother. 859 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,200 She lives with her mother, 860 00:37:23,267 --> 00:37:25,701 and her mother sleeps in a playpen. 861 00:37:25,768 --> 00:37:28,701 Like a baby? Oh, god, how heartwarming. 862 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:32,000 And her son and her traveling companion. 863 00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:35,400 Birthday? A party? When? 864 00:37:35,467 --> 00:37:38,067 Oh, how perfect. 865 00:37:38,134 --> 00:37:41,033 Oh, that pig will never get away with it. 866 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,567 Never, never, never! 867 00:37:42,634 --> 00:37:45,100 It'll be her most embarrassing birthday. 868 00:37:45,167 --> 00:37:48,100 Mr. Marble, I should be there in about 20 minutes. 869 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:49,567 You'd better be there, 870 00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:52,100 or I'm gonna tell Crackers everything about you two. 871 00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:55,868 Thank you, Cookie. At last our plan can begin. 872 00:37:55,933 --> 00:37:59,734 Are you ready for phase one, Raymond? 873 00:37:59,801 --> 00:38:02,200 Oh, god. At last we can show her. 874 00:38:02,267 --> 00:38:05,234 At last we can put our plan into effect. 875 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:09,234 I only wish I could see her face-- Her fat little face-- 876 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:13,701 When she realizes that there is indeed someone filthier than her. 877 00:38:13,768 --> 00:38:16,200 Oh, she can eat the compliment. 878 00:38:16,267 --> 00:38:18,234 She can eat all her publicity 879 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:21,234 in front of her rotten little party guests. 880 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,734 Is her present ready? 881 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:23,933 oh. 882 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,400 Yes. I've had it for several months now, Connie. 883 00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:27,868 Look. Here it is. 884 00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:31,400 I've had it for almost a year now, all ready. 885 00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:32,567 Special delivery. 886 00:38:32,634 --> 00:38:33,567 Phase one-- 887 00:38:33,634 --> 00:38:36,067 The filthiest gesture in the world. 888 00:38:36,134 --> 00:38:38,067 Oh, our little surprise package. 889 00:38:38,134 --> 00:38:40,900 Do you think she'll like our little gesture, Connie? 890 00:38:40,967 --> 00:38:43,400 Do you think she'll appreciate our little gift? 891 00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:46,367 Oh, for over a year now, this has been only a dream, 892 00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:49,400 only a prayer, but we have her address now. 893 00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:53,734 It is a reality. She will realize soon. She will know soon. 894 00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:56,234 Oh, Connie... At last! 895 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,734 The battle of filth shall begin! 896 00:38:58,801 --> 00:39:00,801 oh! 897 00:39:00,868 --> 00:39:03,100 [Heavy breathing] 898 00:39:07,267 --> 00:39:09,234 oh, I love you, Raymond! Oh! 899 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,234 I love you more than anything in this whole world. 900 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:15,367 I love you even more than my own filthiness... 901 00:39:15,434 --> 00:39:17,534 More than my hair color. 902 00:39:17,601 --> 00:39:21,534 Oh, god. I love you more than the sound of bones breaking... 903 00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:23,567 The sounds of death rattle! 904 00:39:23,634 --> 00:39:26,567 Even...even more than my own shit 905 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,900 do I love you, Raymond! 906 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,900 And...and i, Connie, also love you 907 00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:34,300 more than anything that I could ever iMagine. 908 00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:35,400 mmm! 909 00:39:35,467 --> 00:39:37,467 More than my hair color! 910 00:39:37,534 --> 00:39:40,967 More than the sound of... Of babies crying, 911 00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,434 of dogs dying. 912 00:39:42,501 --> 00:39:43,467 mmm! 913 00:39:43,534 --> 00:39:45,134 Even more than the thought 914 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,900 of original sin itself. 915 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,400 Oh, I am yours, Connie, 916 00:39:49,467 --> 00:39:51,400 eternally united to you... 917 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:55,400 Through an invisible cord of finely woven filth... 918 00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:56,868 Mmm... 919 00:39:56,933 --> 00:39:58,900 That even god himself 920 00:39:58,967 --> 00:40:00,734 could never, ever break. 921 00:40:00,801 --> 00:40:02,033 mmm! 922 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:05,367 [Glorious choir hums 'Happy Birthday to You'] 923 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:19,100 ♪♪ happy birthday to you ♪♪ 924 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:24,234 ♪♪ happy birthday to you ♪♪ 925 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:28,868 ♪♪ happy birthday dear... ♪♪ 926 00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:36,167 ♪♪ happy birthday to you ♪♪ 927 00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,967 ♪♪ happy birthday to you ♪♪ 928 00:40:40,167 --> 00:40:40,768 ♪♪ happy birthday to you ♪♪ 929 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:48,100 Divine: ♪♪ that old black Magic got me in its spell ♪♪ 930 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:51,267 ♪♪ old black Magic that you weave so well ♪♪ 931 00:40:51,334 --> 00:40:54,634 ♪♪ icy fingers up and down my spine ♪♪ 932 00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:57,634 ♪♪ theme of witchcraft that once was mine ♪♪ 933 00:40:57,701 --> 00:40:59,567 ♪♪ oh, dah la dah-dah ♪♪ 934 00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:01,234 ♪♪ oh, way to thaw ♪♪ 935 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:04,267 ♪♪ mmm, do do-do-do do do-do-do ♪♪ 936 00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:06,267 ♪♪ round, round, round I go ♪♪ 937 00:41:06,334 --> 00:41:08,100 ♪♪ down, down, down I go ♪♪ 938 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,100 ♪♪ in that spin, that fabulous spin ♪♪ 939 00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:13,734 ♪♪ under that old black Magic called love ♪♪ 940 00:41:13,801 --> 00:41:15,967 Cotton, dinner's on! 941 00:41:16,801 --> 00:41:18,400 [Rattles cowbell] 942 00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:21,100 Crackers, dinner's ready! 943 00:41:21,967 --> 00:41:23,100 Oomph. 944 00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:28,567 Well! You're looking pretty chipper, MaMa. 945 00:41:28,634 --> 00:41:30,567 How was that eggMan today? 946 00:41:30,634 --> 00:41:34,067 Oh, Babs, he's gonna come to the party as my date. 947 00:41:34,134 --> 00:41:37,734 And Cotton bought me so Many eggs today. 948 00:41:37,801 --> 00:41:38,734 Ohhh. 949 00:41:38,801 --> 00:41:40,234 Look at these. 950 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,234 So Many little eggies. And I'm still starving. 951 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:47,234 And I'm going to eat them all before I go to sleepy. 952 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,900 Ha ha ha ha! Oh, good. 953 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:50,534 Ha ha ha! 954 00:41:50,601 --> 00:41:53,868 Mmm! Smells delicious, Babs! 955 00:41:53,933 --> 00:41:55,900 Thank you, Cotton. It should. 956 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:57,900 I warmed it up when I was downtown today 957 00:41:57,967 --> 00:42:00,200 in my own little oven. 958 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:03,067 Babs, where do eggs come from? 959 00:42:03,134 --> 00:42:04,868 From little chickens, MaMa. 960 00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:07,400 They lay them, and we eat them. 961 00:42:07,467 --> 00:42:09,868 But suppose someday there weren't any chickens. 962 00:42:09,933 --> 00:42:12,367 Would that mean there wouldn't be any eggs? 963 00:42:12,434 --> 00:42:15,567 Oh, I don't think you have to worry about that, MaMa. 964 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,868 But...but is it true, Babs? 965 00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,567 If there weren't any chickens, 966 00:42:19,634 --> 00:42:22,567 there wouldn't be any eggs? Is that true? 967 00:42:22,634 --> 00:42:25,567 I suppose so, MaMa, but there will always be chickens. 968 00:42:25,634 --> 00:42:28,067 You can be sure of that. 969 00:42:28,134 --> 00:42:30,567 But suppose someday it happens. 970 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:33,033 Suppose someday there weren't any chickens. 971 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,534 Oh, Babs, what could I possibly do? 972 00:42:35,601 --> 00:42:37,567 And then the eggMan wouldn't have-- 973 00:42:37,634 --> 00:42:39,734 He wouldn't have a job. 974 00:42:39,801 --> 00:42:41,534 It might happen, Babs. 975 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,067 What could I do? 976 00:42:43,134 --> 00:42:46,067 Now, MaMa, that's just egg paranoia. 977 00:42:46,134 --> 00:42:48,033 I think you're being very silly. 978 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,033 There will always be chickens. 979 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,567 Why, there are so Many chickens now 980 00:42:52,634 --> 00:42:55,067 that we can eat them and let some of them live 981 00:42:55,134 --> 00:42:57,567 in order to supply us with eggs. 982 00:42:57,634 --> 00:42:59,734 Chickens are plentiful, MaMa. 983 00:42:59,801 --> 00:43:02,734 The world will never be without chickens. 984 00:43:02,801 --> 00:43:05,367 You can be sure of that. 985 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:07,367 Afternoon, Ma. 986 00:43:07,434 --> 00:43:09,067 hi, honey. 987 00:43:09,134 --> 00:43:10,033 Crackers: mmm. 988 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:12,234 aren't they good? 989 00:43:15,701 --> 00:43:16,634 [Knock knock] 990 00:43:16,701 --> 00:43:17,967 who could that be? 991 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:19,601 I'll be right behind you, Ma. 992 00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:21,634 Answer it. It might not be nothin'. 993 00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:23,134 It's a fucking MailMan. 994 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,734 A MailMan? What kind of shit is that? There ain't no address here. 995 00:43:25,801 --> 00:43:28,234 I'll take care of it. Mother, shut up. 996 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:29,667 Crackers, cover me. ok. 997 00:43:29,734 --> 00:43:32,567 Cotton, take that gun. You know how to use it if you have to. 998 00:43:32,634 --> 00:43:34,134 Right between the eyes. 999 00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:36,868 yes? 1000 00:43:36,933 --> 00:43:38,367 Miss Babs johnson? 1001 00:43:38,434 --> 00:43:39,900 Yes, I'm Babs johnson. 1002 00:43:39,967 --> 00:43:41,400 Special delivery package, Ma'am. 1003 00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:42,900 Sign here, please. 1004 00:43:42,967 --> 00:43:45,400 What do you mean, special delivery package? 1005 00:43:45,467 --> 00:43:46,868 There's no address here. 1006 00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:49,334 Says right here, "Babs johnson, a trailer, 1007 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,400 phoenix, Maryland." 1008 00:43:50,467 --> 00:43:52,400 And you are Babs johnson, aren't you? 1009 00:43:52,467 --> 00:43:54,868 Of course i'm Babs johnson. I just told you that. 1010 00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:56,900 But there is no address here. 1011 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,400 This is not on any road, route, or street, 1012 00:43:59,467 --> 00:44:01,400 and I don't want people on my property, 1013 00:44:01,467 --> 00:44:04,868 so don't ever bring Mail here again. Do you understand? 1014 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,900 And the next package you bring me 1015 00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:10,367 is gettin' shoved right up your little ass. Do you comprehend that? 1016 00:44:10,434 --> 00:44:12,900 I understand. I comprehend. I understand. 1017 00:44:12,967 --> 00:44:15,868 Now you've received some new training, as you call it, 1018 00:44:15,933 --> 00:44:17,734 and you'd better remember it. 1019 00:44:17,801 --> 00:44:20,367 You have exactly 15 seconds to get off of my property, 1020 00:44:20,434 --> 00:44:23,567 motherfucker, before I break your goddamn neck. 1021 00:44:23,634 --> 00:44:24,900 1--1.000, 1022 00:44:24,967 --> 00:44:26,400 2--1.000, 1023 00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:27,701 3--1.000, 1024 00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,067 4--1.000. 1025 00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:31,367 Run, you bastard, run! 1026 00:44:32,634 --> 00:44:35,033 good work, Babs. He ran just like a jackrabbit. 1027 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,033 That was a person, Ma, I'm sure of that. 1028 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,734 Least it wasn't no porker. 1029 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,734 I thought for sure it was the cops. 1030 00:44:40,801 --> 00:44:42,400 Who could've sent me this package? 1031 00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:44,634 Who would dare send me a package like this? 1032 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:52,234 The return address is "the filthiest people alive." 1033 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:56,033 Who would dare use that title? Who would dare?! 1034 00:44:57,634 --> 00:45:01,300 Wrapped all fancy. It's just a birthday present, Babs. 1035 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:05,400 No, it's no birthday present, Cotton. 1036 00:45:05,467 --> 00:45:07,900 I smell deep, dark trouble. 1037 00:45:08,801 --> 00:45:09,734 oh! 1038 00:45:09,801 --> 00:45:11,200 Oh, my god almighty! 1039 00:45:11,267 --> 00:45:13,701 Someone has sent me a bowel movement! 1040 00:45:13,768 --> 00:45:14,734 Oh, Babs! 1041 00:45:14,801 --> 00:45:16,601 A turd, MaMa, a turd! 1042 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:18,367 Babs: who could've sent this? 1043 00:45:18,434 --> 00:45:22,768 Aah! A turd? Oh! A turd! Oh, Babs! 1044 00:45:22,834 --> 00:45:25,234 This is a direct attack on my divinity, 1045 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,267 a direct attack on the peace and harmony 1046 00:45:27,334 --> 00:45:28,933 of our last few weeks here, 1047 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,400 an outrageous attempt to humiliate and disgrace my private life! 1048 00:45:32,467 --> 00:45:35,933 Someone will pay for this. Someone will pay with their life 1049 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,768 for this grossly offensive act! 1050 00:45:37,834 --> 00:45:41,768 MaMa, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody! 1051 00:45:41,834 --> 00:45:44,768 Why would anybody do this to us? Why? 1052 00:45:44,834 --> 00:45:46,768 Look. Look, here's a card. 1053 00:45:46,834 --> 00:45:48,501 Read it, Cotton. 1054 00:45:50,467 --> 00:45:53,400 It's a birthday card, a fucking birthday card! 1055 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:56,900 Well, what does it say?! What does it say?! 1056 00:45:56,967 --> 00:45:58,567 Oh, god, Babs. 1057 00:45:58,634 --> 00:46:00,334 "happy birthday, fatso." 1058 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,567 aah! 1059 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:04,200 "you are no longer the filthiest person alive. 1060 00:46:04,267 --> 00:46:05,900 oh! We are." 1061 00:46:05,967 --> 00:46:08,567 Signed: "the filthiest people alive." 1062 00:46:08,634 --> 00:46:10,534 Oh, just as I thought. 1063 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,768 Another deliberate attempt to seize my title! 1064 00:46:13,834 --> 00:46:15,734 EggMan didn't do it, Babs. 1065 00:46:15,801 --> 00:46:18,234 I know the eggMan didn't do it. 1066 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:20,267 I don't think he did, either, mother. 1067 00:46:20,334 --> 00:46:22,234 Now, shut up and let me think, will you? 1068 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:24,300 That Cookie was asking questions, Crackers, I heard her. 1069 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:27,067 She's right, Ma, she's right. But why would she send us a turd? 1070 00:46:27,134 --> 00:46:30,534 Who knows? Who knows? These are obviously jealous people, 1071 00:46:30,601 --> 00:46:33,067 jealous of our careers, of all of our press. 1072 00:46:33,134 --> 00:46:36,067 Why else would they sign that "the filthiest people alive"? 1073 00:46:36,134 --> 00:46:38,567 Everyone knows that that title has become my tradeMark. 1074 00:46:38,634 --> 00:46:40,567 Why, to use it in this way 1075 00:46:40,634 --> 00:46:43,033 is only to insinuate that they are filthier than i. 1076 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,734 How could anyone seriously believe that? 1077 00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:47,234 How could anyone be filthier than Divine? 1078 00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:50,234 I'm afraid our little vacation must come to an end. 1079 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:52,734 This must be nipped in the bed. It's already out of hand. 1080 00:46:52,801 --> 00:46:56,234 Now we must outfilth the asshole or assholes that sent this. 1081 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:58,200 And then they must die! 1082 00:46:59,234 --> 00:47:00,801 Narrator: Connie and Raymond Marble, 1083 00:47:00,868 --> 00:47:03,234 while you are away, 1084 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:06,367 the servants will play. 1085 00:47:07,834 --> 00:47:10,734 Well, Miss sandstone, after going over your qualifications, 1086 00:47:10,801 --> 00:47:13,234 mr. Marble and I feel that you are not exactly 1087 00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,200 what we had in mind for the job. 1088 00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:17,234 Not only have you never heard of Divine, 1089 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:20,234 which is one of the key elements for this particular job, 1090 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:23,200 but you also seem to show a lack of general experience. 1091 00:47:23,267 --> 00:47:24,868 And to be perfectly honest, 1092 00:47:24,933 --> 00:47:27,367 we feel that you are sort of a dullard. 1093 00:47:27,434 --> 00:47:30,367 Why isn't channing here to take off my coat? 1094 00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:33,400 He's getting lazier and lazier as each day ends, Raymond. 1095 00:47:33,467 --> 00:47:35,400 I'll speak to him. We must remember 1096 00:47:35,467 --> 00:47:38,267 that channing isn't as intelligent as you or i. 1097 00:47:39,434 --> 00:47:41,868 Feminine voice: this is a high security job, 1098 00:47:41,933 --> 00:47:43,567 as you can well iMagine, 1099 00:47:43,634 --> 00:47:45,200 and we personally just don't feel 1100 00:47:45,267 --> 00:47:48,200 that you meet our-- Oh, how should I say-- 1101 00:47:48,267 --> 00:47:51,400 Our admittedly sometimes stringent screening process. 1102 00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:53,367 Who on earth is that? 1103 00:47:53,434 --> 00:47:54,868 Sounds like channing. 1104 00:47:54,933 --> 00:47:57,900 Well, doing what, i'd like to know. 1105 00:47:57,967 --> 00:47:59,100 shh! 1106 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:11,701 I love you, Raymond. I love you more than anything in this world. 1107 00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:14,367 I love you more than my own filthiness, 1108 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:16,900 even more than my own hair color. 1109 00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:20,367 Oh, more than the sound of bones breaking, 1110 00:48:20,434 --> 00:48:22,900 the sound of the death rattle. 1111 00:48:22,967 --> 00:48:24,567 Oh! Oh, my. 1112 00:48:24,634 --> 00:48:26,768 [Breathing passionately] 1113 00:48:30,634 --> 00:48:33,534 and i, Connie... I, Connie, also love you 1114 00:48:33,601 --> 00:48:36,834 more than anything I could ever iMagine, 1115 00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:38,868 more than my own hair color, 1116 00:48:38,933 --> 00:48:41,367 more than the sound of babies screaming, 1117 00:48:41,434 --> 00:48:43,967 the sound of dogs dying. 1118 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,033 What do you think you're doing?! 1119 00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,067 What is the meaning of this outrage?! 1120 00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,534 Let me at him! 1121 00:48:50,601 --> 00:48:53,534 I've been waiting to do this for a lifetime! 1122 00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:55,067 No, Connie, no! 1123 00:48:55,134 --> 00:48:57,567 How do you dare to be dressed as you are? 1124 00:48:57,634 --> 00:48:59,534 How do you dare to be saying 1125 00:48:59,601 --> 00:49:01,234 the things we heard you say? 1126 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,768 No! Please, listen! I didn't mean any harm! Oh, let me go, Connie! 1127 00:49:03,834 --> 00:49:06,267 You little asshole. You'd better start explaining. 1128 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:09,267 How dare you go into my personal clothes closet 1129 00:49:09,334 --> 00:49:10,768 and get my shoes? 1130 00:49:10,834 --> 00:49:13,768 And that's my Makeup you have on, isn't it?! 1131 00:49:13,834 --> 00:49:15,768 You sneaky little drag queen! 1132 00:49:15,834 --> 00:49:18,267 You've been spying on us, haven't you? 1133 00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:20,234 Huh?! Haven't you, aerial-ears?! 1134 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,267 Mimicking my wife's hard work 1135 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,734 and her beautiful appearance. 1136 00:49:23,801 --> 00:49:25,768 And having the gall to repeat words 1137 00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:27,768 that Connie and I spoke confidentially, 1138 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,100 words that are guarded 1139 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,768 by the holy seal of Matrimony! 1140 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:34,267 Oh, I can't help it! I didn't mean any harm! 1141 00:49:34,334 --> 00:49:35,567 I was just playing! 1142 00:49:35,634 --> 00:49:38,067 "playing"? Is that what you call it, channing? 1143 00:49:38,134 --> 00:49:40,567 Or should I start calling you "Connie" now? 1144 00:49:40,634 --> 00:49:42,601 is that what you'd like?! 1145 00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:44,601 No, Connie! Stop hitting me! 1146 00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,567 I didn't do anything to you! 1147 00:49:46,634 --> 00:49:48,267 I was just here by myself, 1148 00:49:48,334 --> 00:49:50,234 and I get feeling funny when I'm alone! 1149 00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:53,234 Those girls are down there, don't forget! 1150 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:56,234 And I can't stand being in the same house with them! 1151 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:59,234 If I sit downstairs, I can hear them screaming... 1152 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:02,234 Screaming and crying, and then I get all nervous. 1153 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:05,768 Then I get these spells! I don't plan it! 1154 00:50:05,834 --> 00:50:07,267 It just happens. 1155 00:50:07,334 --> 00:50:09,768 And then...well, I think about my position, 1156 00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:12,768 my social standing, just like you two do, and I just play! 1157 00:50:12,834 --> 00:50:15,267 I just Make believe that I am you! 1158 00:50:15,334 --> 00:50:18,734 I know it isn't reality! I know that I'm really me! 1159 00:50:18,801 --> 00:50:21,734 Haven't I been a faithful servant for 2 years now? 1160 00:50:21,801 --> 00:50:23,900 Haven't I given you my all in this job? 1161 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:25,868 Oh, you've been faithful, all right, 1162 00:50:25,933 --> 00:50:27,868 faithful in your stupidity, 1163 00:50:27,933 --> 00:50:29,734 faithful in your laziness, 1164 00:50:29,801 --> 00:50:33,067 faithful in your incompetent lamebrain attitude! 1165 00:50:33,134 --> 00:50:37,734 And now this... Shockingly flagrant breach of contract! 1166 00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:41,734 We can no longer employ you here at 3900, channing. 1167 00:50:41,801 --> 00:50:43,701 That is obvious. 1168 00:50:43,768 --> 00:50:45,400 There'll be a complete inspection 1169 00:50:45,467 --> 00:50:47,367 of all your bags, channing, 1170 00:50:47,434 --> 00:50:50,400 so do not attempt to take any of my clothing with you. 1171 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:53,400 I will also take a complete inventory 1172 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:54,900 of all my belongings, 1173 00:50:54,967 --> 00:50:58,367 from Makeup-- Oh, god! Right on down to panties! 1174 00:50:58,434 --> 00:51:00,400 And, of course, have everything 1175 00:51:00,467 --> 00:51:02,367 sent to the cleaners immediately. 1176 00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:05,900 God knows what you could've gotten on my clothes. 1177 00:51:05,967 --> 00:51:07,868 now, Go to your room, channing, 1178 00:51:07,933 --> 00:51:10,400 and stay there until we summon you! 1179 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:13,367 Oh, please change your mind! It was only playing! 1180 00:51:13,434 --> 00:51:15,400 I won't ever-- Stop that jabbering and move. 1181 00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:17,033 And don't try anything funny, 1182 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:19,067 or you'll be right down there with suzie and linda. 1183 00:51:19,134 --> 00:51:21,067 How would you like that? Ha! Had we known, 1184 00:51:21,134 --> 00:51:24,567 we would've given you a Maid's uniform to wear instead of a butler's! 1185 00:51:24,634 --> 00:51:27,267 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1186 00:51:30,134 --> 00:51:31,167 Ohh... 1187 00:51:31,234 --> 00:51:32,434 Ohhh.. 1188 00:51:33,267 --> 00:51:34,434 Ohhh... 1189 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,400 Just playing. 1190 00:51:39,467 --> 00:51:40,367 Just playing. 1191 00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:43,400 Oh, I know i'm not you, Connie. 1192 00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:44,900 It was just playing. 1193 00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:46,868 I didn't mean any harm. 1194 00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:48,868 Oh, Raymond, I wasn't really spying. 1195 00:51:48,933 --> 00:51:50,400 It was just playing. 1196 00:51:50,467 --> 00:51:52,868 Oh, what will they do with me? 1197 00:51:52,933 --> 00:51:55,400 Oh, god, please Make them let me stay. 1198 00:51:55,467 --> 00:51:58,234 I'm afraid. Oh, god, have mercy on me. 1199 00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:00,067 now what Are you saying?! 1200 00:52:00,134 --> 00:52:02,067 Nothing, Raymond! Oh, god! I wasn't saying anything! 1201 00:52:02,134 --> 00:52:04,033 Connie and I have to go out for a while. 1202 00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:06,067 We want to be sure you stay in your room, 1203 00:52:06,134 --> 00:52:08,067 so we're going to lock you in. 1204 00:52:08,134 --> 00:52:10,033 Lock me in? I won't go anywhere, Raymond. Please. 1205 00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:12,534 You shouldn't mind staying in here, channing. 1206 00:52:12,601 --> 00:52:14,567 It's rather obvious that you are, 1207 00:52:14,634 --> 00:52:17,567 to use father's slang, a closet queen, as they call it. 1208 00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:19,033 Oh, no, Raymond, please! 1209 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:21,534 Don't lock me in! Please! I won't go anywhere! 1210 00:52:21,601 --> 00:52:24,400 I'll just stay here and be me when you're gone! 1211 00:52:24,467 --> 00:52:27,167 I won't even think about being you! Oh, please! 1212 00:52:27,234 --> 00:52:31,134 Narrator: with the shock of the obscene parcel still fresh in their minds, 1213 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,667 the trailer residents bravely go ahead with their birthday celebration, 1214 00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:38,167 and the eggMan lets his true feelings be known to Edie. 1215 00:52:38,234 --> 00:52:39,667 Oh, happy day! 1216 00:52:39,734 --> 00:52:43,801 Edie has accepted the eggMan's offer of Marriage. 1217 00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:49,900 And you mean you'll bring me 50 eggs a day? 1218 00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:50,900 Mm-hmm. 1219 00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,367 And I can come 1220 00:52:52,434 --> 00:52:55,367 and visit Babs and Cotton and Crackers? 1221 00:52:55,434 --> 00:53:00,300 And you'll buy me a new girdle and bra and pretty underthings? 1222 00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:02,400 Yes, Edie, yes, yes, yes. 1223 00:53:02,467 --> 00:53:04,900 I'll Make you the happiest egg-lady ever. 1224 00:53:04,967 --> 00:53:06,868 Don't you worry about that. I love you. 1225 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:10,400 I love you more than anything in this whole world. 1226 00:53:10,467 --> 00:53:12,033 And right after the party's over, 1227 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:15,400 you and I are gonna take our first little trip together. 1228 00:53:15,467 --> 00:53:18,367 I'm gonna take you to the largest poultry factory 1229 00:53:18,434 --> 00:53:19,900 on the east coast. 1230 00:53:19,967 --> 00:53:23,400 And then you can eat and eat and eat 1231 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:25,400 all the eggs you've ever wanted. 1232 00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:27,367 A hundred eggs a day? 1233 00:53:27,434 --> 00:53:29,868 You mean I can eat a hundred eggs? 1234 00:53:29,933 --> 00:53:31,900 A thousand if you want 'em. 1235 00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:34,868 Oh, I do love you, mr. EggMan, 1236 00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:39,400 even though I do love my little eggies just a little bit better. 1237 00:53:39,467 --> 00:53:42,367 But I do love you, mr. EggMan, 1238 00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:44,868 more than any Man I have ever known. 1239 00:53:44,933 --> 00:53:47,400 And i, Edie, love you more than any woMan 1240 00:53:47,467 --> 00:53:49,400 I have ever laid eyes on. 1241 00:53:49,467 --> 00:53:52,900 And if you love me just half as much as you love them eggs, 1242 00:53:52,967 --> 00:53:57,100 then our Marriage will be just as good as sealed in heaven. 1243 00:54:05,801 --> 00:54:12,067 ♪♪ happy, happy birthday, baby ♪♪ 1244 00:54:12,134 --> 00:54:15,933 [1950s rock and roll plays] 1245 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,634 ♪♪ go! ♪♪ 1246 00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:21,534 ♪♪ rock on! ♪♪ 1247 00:54:21,601 --> 00:54:22,967 ♪♪ let's go! ♪♪ 1248 00:55:10,367 --> 00:55:11,967 ♪♪ go! ♪♪ 1249 00:55:14,567 --> 00:55:16,067 ♪♪ rock on! ♪♪ 1250 00:55:16,134 --> 00:55:17,900 ♪♪ let's go! ♪♪ 1251 00:55:24,933 --> 00:55:27,134 ♪♪ go, Dino, go! ♪♪ 1252 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,567 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1253 00:55:39,634 --> 00:55:41,734 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1254 00:55:41,801 --> 00:55:44,167 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1255 00:55:44,234 --> 00:55:46,701 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1256 00:55:46,768 --> 00:55:49,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ç 1257 00:55:51,434 --> 00:55:54,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1258 00:55:54,334 --> 00:55:56,501 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1259 00:55:56,567 --> 00:55:59,100 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1260 00:55:59,167 --> 00:56:01,567 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1261 00:56:01,634 --> 00:56:04,134 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1262 00:56:06,567 --> 00:56:08,967 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1263 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1264 00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:13,567 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1265 00:56:13,634 --> 00:56:16,601 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1266 00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:19,000 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1267 00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:21,400 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1268 00:56:21,467 --> 00:56:24,067 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1269 00:56:24,134 --> 00:56:24,144 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1270 00:56:26,567 --> 00:56:28,868 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1271 00:56:28,933 --> 00:56:31,534 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1272 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,534 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1273 00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:38,933 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1274 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,367 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1275 00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:43,834 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1276 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,334 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1277 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1278 00:56:51,334 --> 00:56:53,801 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1279 00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:56,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1280 00:56:56,334 --> 00:56:58,734 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1281 00:56:58,801 --> 00:57:00,868 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1282 00:57:05,267 --> 00:57:06,801 ♪♪ go! ♪♪ 1283 00:57:09,267 --> 00:57:10,267 ♪♪ rock on! ♪♪ 1284 00:57:10,334 --> 00:57:11,768 ♪♪ let's go! ♪♪ 1285 00:57:20,134 --> 00:57:22,234 ♪♪ go, dino, go! ♪♪ 1286 00:57:31,701 --> 00:57:34,234 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1287 00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,734 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1288 00:57:35,801 --> 00:57:40,100 ♪♪ a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪♪ 1289 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:42,100 ♪♪ ooh-Ma Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1290 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:44,167 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1291 00:57:44,234 --> 00:57:46,834 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1292 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:49,267 ♪♪ ooh-Ma Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1293 00:57:49,334 --> 00:57:51,667 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1294 00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:54,067 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1295 00:57:54,134 --> 00:57:56,267 ♪♪ ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1296 00:57:56,334 --> 00:57:57,768 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1297 00:57:57,834 --> 00:58:00,067 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1298 00:58:00,134 --> 00:58:01,534 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1299 00:58:01,601 --> 00:58:03,933 ♪♪ ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma boppa-ooh-Ma Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1300 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,334 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1301 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,701 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1302 00:58:08,768 --> 00:58:11,033 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1303 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,567 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1304 00:58:13,634 --> 00:58:15,801 ♪♪ ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1305 00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:18,267 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1306 00:58:18,334 --> 00:58:19,734 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1307 00:58:19,801 --> 00:58:21,667 ♪♪ ooh-Ma Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1308 00:58:21,734 --> 00:58:24,267 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1309 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,567 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1310 00:58:26,634 --> 00:58:28,734 ♪♪ ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1311 00:58:28,801 --> 00:58:30,267 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1312 00:58:30,334 --> 00:58:32,634 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1313 00:58:32,701 --> 00:58:33,967 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1314 00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:36,501 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Ma Ma-Ma ♪♪ 1315 00:58:36,567 --> 00:58:38,734 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1316 00:58:38,801 --> 00:58:41,033 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1317 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:43,534 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1318 00:58:43,601 --> 00:58:45,868 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1319 00:58:45,933 --> 00:58:48,267 ♪♪ ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma Ma-Mau-Mau ♪♪ 1320 00:58:48,334 --> 00:58:50,933 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1321 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,734 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Mau-Mau boppa-ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1322 00:58:52,801 --> 00:58:55,134 ♪♪ boppa-ooh-Ma-Ma-Ma ooh-Mau-Ma-Mau ♪♪ 1323 00:58:57,467 --> 00:59:00,501 operator, give me the police office, please. 1324 00:59:00,567 --> 00:59:01,933 County headquarters. 1325 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,667 Phase 3, Raymond. Phase 3. 1326 00:59:05,534 --> 00:59:07,467 Hello. I'd like to report 1327 00:59:07,534 --> 00:59:09,701 a lewd and disorderly party. 1328 00:59:09,768 --> 00:59:11,900 No. I'm a neighbor, and it's Making me sick: 1329 00:59:11,967 --> 00:59:13,434 the sight of such perverts 1330 00:59:13,501 --> 00:59:15,467 guzzling wine and taking dope right out in the open. 1331 00:59:15,534 --> 00:59:16,768 Tell them where it is. 1332 00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:18,300 It's on fillpot road, 1333 00:59:18,367 --> 00:59:19,933 first driveway on the left. 1334 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,467 Walk up into the woods, 1335 00:59:21,534 --> 00:59:23,467 and it's taking place in a trailer. 1336 00:59:23,534 --> 00:59:25,434 Yes, I believe a woMan does live there, 1337 00:59:25,501 --> 00:59:26,967 if you could call her a woMan. 1338 00:59:27,033 --> 00:59:28,933 She is a whore, officer. 1339 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,467 Yes, well, I feel when I see these things going on, 1340 00:59:31,534 --> 00:59:33,033 that it's my duty to report them. 1341 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:36,567 [Police siren] 1342 00:59:48,134 --> 00:59:49,234 ♪♪ rock on! ♪♪ 1343 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,000 ♪♪ let's go! ♪♪ 1344 00:59:58,933 --> 01:00:00,801 ♪♪ go, dino, go! ♪♪ 1345 01:00:10,467 --> 01:00:12,300 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1346 01:00:12,367 --> 01:00:15,000 [Police siren] 1347 01:00:15,067 --> 01:00:17,334 [Machine-gun fire] 1348 01:00:32,134 --> 01:00:33,434 ♪♪ rock on! ♪♪ 1349 01:00:33,501 --> 01:00:35,100 ♪♪ let's go! ♪♪ 1350 01:00:42,801 --> 01:00:44,601 ♪♪ go, dino, go! ♪♪ 1351 01:00:54,033 --> 01:00:56,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1352 01:00:56,334 --> 01:00:58,701 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1353 01:00:58,768 --> 01:01:01,267 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1354 01:01:01,334 --> 01:01:03,734 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1355 01:01:03,801 --> 01:01:05,834 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1356 01:01:08,667 --> 01:01:11,234 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1357 01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:13,701 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1358 01:01:13,768 --> 01:01:16,134 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1359 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,701 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1360 01:01:18,768 --> 01:01:21,100 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1361 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:23,567 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1362 01:01:23,634 --> 01:01:26,100 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1363 01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:27,900 ♪♪ wine! Wine! Wine! ♪♪ 1364 01:01:27,967 --> 01:01:30,601 [Wedding March plays] 1365 01:01:58,267 --> 01:02:01,000 mr. Jag: even with the hectic events of the day, 1366 01:02:01,067 --> 01:02:03,300 Raymond Marble still finds time 1367 01:02:03,367 --> 01:02:05,868 to satisfy his perverted urges. 1368 01:02:05,933 --> 01:02:10,167 Watch as he not only commits another act of indecent exposure 1369 01:02:10,234 --> 01:02:12,933 but adds to this social horror 1370 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,200 by Making his wife wait in the car. 1371 01:02:15,267 --> 01:02:17,801 Is there no shame?! 1372 01:02:28,367 --> 01:02:31,234 ♪♪ oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Man, yeah ♪♪ 1373 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,100 ♪♪ yeah ♪♪ 1374 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,200 ♪♪ yeah, yeah, Man ♪♪ 1375 01:02:37,267 --> 01:02:39,000 ♪♪ yeah ♪♪ 1376 01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:45,501 ♪♪ go, Man! Go, go, go, Man! ♪♪ 1377 01:03:12,634 --> 01:03:14,667 mr. Jag: that is not the only shock 1378 01:03:14,734 --> 01:03:17,100 you have before you, Raymond Marble, 1379 01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:19,400 because at this exact moment, 1380 01:03:19,467 --> 01:03:22,067 Divine has learned of your jealous scheme 1381 01:03:22,134 --> 01:03:24,267 from the local town gossip. 1382 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:29,200 She also has your address, asshole! 1383 01:03:32,467 --> 01:03:34,400 Connie! Raymond! 1384 01:03:34,467 --> 01:03:36,634 They're probably hiding their asses. 1385 01:03:36,701 --> 01:03:39,667 It'd be a prudent move on their part if they were, 1386 01:03:39,734 --> 01:03:41,900 but I could smell them if they were here. 1387 01:03:41,967 --> 01:03:44,267 Come on, let's go upstairs. 1388 01:03:45,434 --> 01:03:46,534 Connie. 1389 01:03:46,601 --> 01:03:48,400 You have company. 1390 01:03:48,467 --> 01:03:50,967 We got something here for you. 1391 01:03:51,967 --> 01:03:53,033 Euw! 1392 01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:54,234 Their bedroom. 1393 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:56,367 Their fuck chamber itself. 1394 01:03:56,434 --> 01:03:58,267 Oh, this is where they Mate, Crackers, 1395 01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,267 right here on this very bed. 1396 01:04:00,334 --> 01:04:01,834 This is where 1397 01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:03,400 they touch their uninspired little organs together, 1398 01:04:03,467 --> 01:04:04,900 vainly trying to recharge 1399 01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:07,134 their worn-out battery of filthiness 1400 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,033 thrashing and moaning in the still of the night. 1401 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:11,534 [Moaning] 1402 01:04:11,601 --> 01:04:13,601 What kind of shit turns them on, MaMa? 1403 01:04:13,667 --> 01:04:15,467 What do they do in here? 1404 01:04:15,534 --> 01:04:17,367 Ooh, all sorts of disgusting positions, 1405 01:04:17,434 --> 01:04:18,900 I would iMagine, Crackers. 1406 01:04:18,967 --> 01:04:20,900 Connie probably takes Raymond's little peanut of a cock 1407 01:04:20,967 --> 01:04:22,834 between her brittle, chapped lips 1408 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:25,367 and then scrapes her ugly, decayed teeth up and down on it 1409 01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:27,400 while asshole Raymond thinks he's getting 1410 01:04:27,467 --> 01:04:28,868 the best head on the east coast. 1411 01:04:28,933 --> 01:04:30,400 Then they probably sit here 1412 01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:32,367 and stare at each other's blue and red hair 1413 01:04:32,434 --> 01:04:33,900 while they goose each other 1414 01:04:33,967 --> 01:04:35,367 and say dirty words. 1415 01:04:35,434 --> 01:04:38,467 Oh! Get everything real good, honey. 1416 01:05:10,634 --> 01:05:13,768 Oh, Crackers, get this couch real good. 1417 01:05:14,967 --> 01:05:16,367 They probably sit here 1418 01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:18,667 and say all sorts of banal things to one another. 1419 01:05:18,734 --> 01:05:21,234 Why, they May have even decided to send us that turd 1420 01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:22,768 on this very sofa. 1421 01:05:22,834 --> 01:05:24,400 I'm getting it on, MaMa. 1422 01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:25,734 Don't you worry. 1423 01:05:25,801 --> 01:05:27,033 They think they're filthy. 1424 01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:29,567 We'll just see what their furniture thinks. 1425 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:31,000 Right, MaMa? Am I right? 1426 01:05:31,067 --> 01:05:32,434 Yes, Crackers, yes. 1427 01:05:32,501 --> 01:05:33,933 Don't Miss anything. 1428 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,367 Should I shit on the floor, MaMa? 1429 01:05:35,434 --> 01:05:36,768 Right here in the living room? 1430 01:05:36,834 --> 01:05:38,300 No, Crackers, don't. 1431 01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:39,801 Don't do anything yet. 1432 01:05:39,868 --> 01:05:42,167 Just get your saliva glands going. 1433 01:05:43,967 --> 01:05:45,267 Real good. 1434 01:05:48,134 --> 01:05:49,601 Juicy. 1435 01:05:54,801 --> 01:05:56,400 But is it enough, MaMa? 1436 01:05:56,467 --> 01:05:57,834 It won't be enough. 1437 01:05:57,900 --> 01:05:59,967 Shouldn't we do something a little filthier, 1438 01:06:00,033 --> 01:06:01,367 a little heavier? 1439 01:06:01,434 --> 01:06:02,900 Just to be sure. 1440 01:06:02,967 --> 01:06:04,868 Oh, we still have other rooms to go. 1441 01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:06,634 The dining room! 1442 01:06:13,267 --> 01:06:15,400 Oh, this is where they eat, Crackers. 1443 01:06:15,467 --> 01:06:17,900 This is where they shove dirty little portions of bacteria 1444 01:06:17,967 --> 01:06:19,601 down their weaselly little throats. 1445 01:06:21,033 --> 01:06:22,467 This is where they-- 1446 01:06:22,534 --> 01:06:25,367 This is where they spread germs, disease, and infection, 1447 01:06:25,434 --> 01:06:27,701 gobbling obscene fruits and vegetables, 1448 01:06:27,768 --> 01:06:28,900 all in the name of health. 1449 01:06:28,967 --> 01:06:30,067 How disgusting! 1450 01:06:30,134 --> 01:06:32,967 Get this table soaking wet. 1451 01:06:36,067 --> 01:06:38,734 Oh, MaMa, MaMa, this is gonna work. 1452 01:06:38,801 --> 01:06:40,701 Our divinity will show through. 1453 01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:46,434 It'll show through all the bullshit in this world. 1454 01:06:46,501 --> 01:06:48,400 The house will react, MaMa. 1455 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,801 It's gonna react real good. 1456 01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:53,400 Oh, Crackers. 1457 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:55,734 Oh, Crackers, my baby Crackers. 1458 01:06:55,801 --> 01:06:57,367 No house can stand the two of our venom. 1459 01:06:57,434 --> 01:06:58,567 My saliva-- 1460 01:06:58,634 --> 01:07:00,801 Oh, Crackers, it will work. 1461 01:07:00,868 --> 01:07:03,367 Without you, it wouldn't have been enough. 1462 01:07:03,434 --> 01:07:06,367 Oh, my only son, Crackers. 1463 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:12,367 Oh, MaMa, MaMa. 1464 01:07:12,434 --> 01:07:13,900 I just thank god above 1465 01:07:13,967 --> 01:07:15,400 I was lucky enough to be the soul 1466 01:07:15,467 --> 01:07:17,634 that was placed in my body, 1467 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,567 the body of Divine's son, 1468 01:07:19,634 --> 01:07:21,100 the body and blood 1469 01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:23,100 of another generation of divinity. 1470 01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:24,267 Oh, Crackers, Crackers. 1471 01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:26,534 My only baby, Crackers, 1472 01:07:26,601 --> 01:07:28,534 my own flesh and blood, 1473 01:07:28,601 --> 01:07:31,334 my own heritage, my own genes. 1474 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,134 Oh, Crackers, let MaMa receive you like communion. 1475 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,534 Let MaMa Make a gift to you, 1476 01:07:36,601 --> 01:07:38,200 a gift that only a mother can Make, 1477 01:07:38,267 --> 01:07:39,701 a gift so special 1478 01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:42,234 it will curse this house for years after we're gone. 1479 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:45,534 Oh, Crackers, a gift of supreme motherhood, 1480 01:07:45,601 --> 01:07:47,234 a gift of divinity! 1481 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,367 Oh, MaMa! 1482 01:07:48,434 --> 01:07:50,467 Oh, MaMa. 1483 01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:53,400 Oh, MaMa, I want to accept your gift. 1484 01:07:53,467 --> 01:07:57,801 Oh, MaMa, accept it as a loving son should, MaMa. 1485 01:07:57,868 --> 01:08:01,567 Oh, MaMa, a son that would kill for you, 1486 01:08:01,634 --> 01:08:03,033 steal for you, 1487 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:04,900 even die for you, MaMa. 1488 01:08:04,967 --> 01:08:07,100 Oh, yes, MaMa, I accept your gift. 1489 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:09,801 I accept it as a loving son should, MaMa. 1490 01:08:09,868 --> 01:08:12,267 Yes, MaMa, i'm yours, 1491 01:08:12,334 --> 01:08:13,601 completely yours. 1492 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:15,567 Oh, Crackers, prepare to receive 1493 01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:18,667 the most Divine gift a mother can give. 1494 01:08:18,734 --> 01:08:20,900 Oh! Oh, MaMa! 1495 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:23,601 MaMa! Oh, this will clinch it. 1496 01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:26,033 This will ruin this house forever. 1497 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:29,367 Oh, MaMa, that's it. That's it. 1498 01:08:29,434 --> 01:08:30,567 Oh! Oh! 1499 01:08:30,634 --> 01:08:32,033 Do my balls, MaMa! 1500 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:33,567 That's it! Oh! 1501 01:08:33,634 --> 01:08:36,467 Farther, farther down! 1502 01:08:36,534 --> 01:08:37,967 Oh, MaMa! Oh! 1503 01:08:38,033 --> 01:08:41,234 You're the best, the best ever! 1504 01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:43,801 I should have known you'd be better than anyone. 1505 01:08:43,868 --> 01:08:46,801 [Moaning] 1506 01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:52,900 [Voices] 1507 01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:54,768 oh, Crackers, somebody else is in here. 1508 01:08:54,834 --> 01:08:56,300 But, MaMa! MaMa! 1509 01:08:56,367 --> 01:08:58,134 I can't stand it, MaMa! 1510 01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,933 Get your pants up! Somebody else is in the house! 1511 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,434 Goddamn it! 1512 01:09:08,033 --> 01:09:10,200 This place ought to go up like a tinderbox. 1513 01:09:10,267 --> 01:09:11,933 I'll spread it everywhere. 1514 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,067 God, I love the smell of gasoline, Raymond. 1515 01:09:15,134 --> 01:09:17,300 We are the filthiest people alive. 1516 01:09:17,367 --> 01:09:19,967 As we have always been, Connie. 1517 01:09:20,033 --> 01:09:22,801 Oh, revenge, sweet revenge. 1518 01:09:22,868 --> 01:09:25,267 I wonder how that fat cow likes prison. 1519 01:09:25,334 --> 01:09:26,967 Probably couldn't fit the sow 1520 01:09:27,033 --> 01:09:28,467 into a cell with anybody else. 1521 01:09:28,534 --> 01:09:30,900 I wonder how her party guests like her now. 1522 01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,400 I wonder how-- 1523 01:09:32,467 --> 01:09:34,933 How if she had a happy birthday. 1524 01:09:36,667 --> 01:09:38,400 Let's hurry up and get out of here. 1525 01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:39,967 You know how fire Makes me nervous. 1526 01:09:40,033 --> 01:09:41,868 Nonsense, Raymond. Fire is beautiful, 1527 01:09:41,933 --> 01:09:44,501 licking and scorching everything it touches. 1528 01:09:44,567 --> 01:09:46,534 Get some more on here. 1529 01:09:46,601 --> 01:09:48,334 Get their bedrooms good. 1530 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,834 Who else is in this house? 1531 01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:52,501 Where is everyone else hiding? 1532 01:09:52,567 --> 01:09:54,134 Just the girls. Please don't hurt me. 1533 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,200 I won't call the police. 1534 01:09:55,267 --> 01:09:56,834 You're goddamn right you won't. 1535 01:09:56,900 --> 01:09:58,400 Now where are Connie and Raymond Marble? 1536 01:09:58,467 --> 01:09:59,900 They're out. I swear they went out. 1537 01:09:59,967 --> 01:10:01,234 Just the girls are here. 1538 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,367 Just the girls in the cellar. 1539 01:10:02,434 --> 01:10:03,534 What girls? 1540 01:10:03,601 --> 01:10:05,400 The girls they keep locked up in the cellar. 1541 01:10:05,467 --> 01:10:06,900 Please let me go. 1542 01:10:06,967 --> 01:10:08,367 Just let me out of this house. 1543 01:10:08,434 --> 01:10:09,900 You can do anything you like. 1544 01:10:09,967 --> 01:10:10,933 Just please let me out of this house. 1545 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,634 When will the Marbles be back? Tell us! 1546 01:10:12,701 --> 01:10:14,100 I don't know. 1547 01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,967 I swear I don't know. 1548 01:10:16,033 --> 01:10:18,000 They locked me in here this morning. 1549 01:10:18,067 --> 01:10:19,534 They fired me. 1550 01:10:19,601 --> 01:10:21,000 Just let me out of this house. 1551 01:10:21,067 --> 01:10:22,900 Please, just let me out of this house. 1552 01:10:22,967 --> 01:10:25,768 Come on. We're going to see about these girls you keep talking about. 1553 01:10:30,534 --> 01:10:32,601 Oh, please help us. 1554 01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:33,734 Oh, please. 1555 01:10:33,801 --> 01:10:35,200 What is this? 1556 01:10:35,267 --> 01:10:37,868 Oh, please, please help us. 1557 01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:39,400 Call the police. 1558 01:10:39,467 --> 01:10:40,900 Contact my parents. 1559 01:10:40,967 --> 01:10:43,567 Please take this note. 1560 01:10:43,634 --> 01:10:44,801 The address is on the back. 1561 01:10:44,868 --> 01:10:45,900 What's happened? Please, tell us what's happened. 1562 01:10:45,967 --> 01:10:48,033 Where are Connie and Raymond Marble? 1563 01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:49,501 What is this shit? 1564 01:10:49,567 --> 01:10:51,000 How should I know? 1565 01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:52,400 I've been locked up here. 1566 01:10:52,467 --> 01:10:54,434 I haven't seen them since the day they kidnapped me. 1567 01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:57,167 We never see them, only channing. 1568 01:10:57,234 --> 01:10:59,134 Please help us to escape. 1569 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,734 I'll repay you, whoever you are. 1570 01:11:01,801 --> 01:11:04,400 I beg of you to free Linda and I from here. 1571 01:11:04,467 --> 01:11:06,768 Please, so I can have an abortion 1572 01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:07,967 before it's too late. 1573 01:11:08,033 --> 01:11:10,967 If you free us, we will do anything. 1574 01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:13,234 Did the Marbles lock you down here? 1575 01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,567 Did they do this to you? 1576 01:11:14,634 --> 01:11:16,868 Yes. I've been down here for months, 1577 01:11:16,933 --> 01:11:19,967 endless, horror-filled months in this damn pit, 1578 01:11:20,033 --> 01:11:22,567 chained like a starving aniMal, 1579 01:11:22,634 --> 01:11:25,567 only hoping that I would be killed 1580 01:11:25,634 --> 01:11:27,067 rather than continue living like this. 1581 01:11:27,134 --> 01:11:28,434 You never see the Marbles? 1582 01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:29,534 Never? 1583 01:11:29,601 --> 01:11:32,900 No. Only channing, this repulsive pervert 1584 01:11:32,967 --> 01:11:34,434 you have tied up. 1585 01:11:34,501 --> 01:11:35,900 Please, he raped us both 1586 01:11:35,967 --> 01:11:38,234 so we'd become pregnant. 1587 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:40,701 The Marbles just sit up there 1588 01:11:40,768 --> 01:11:42,801 waiting for us to die in childbirth, 1589 01:11:42,868 --> 01:11:44,834 and then they sell the poor babies. 1590 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:46,234 It's been a nightMare. 1591 01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:49,367 If you don't free us, we will die and rot in this pit. 1592 01:11:49,434 --> 01:11:51,334 They have no mercy. 1593 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:52,834 Free them, Crackers. 1594 01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:54,334 I'll hold him. 1595 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,033 He's got the key in his pocket. 1596 01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:58,300 No! Let me go! I didn't do anything. 1597 01:11:58,367 --> 01:11:59,834 Shut up, you filthy bastard. 1598 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:01,734 Oh, Miss lady, whoever you are, 1599 01:12:01,801 --> 01:12:03,734 don't let him go. Please. 1600 01:12:03,801 --> 01:12:05,267 He is our keeper. 1601 01:12:05,334 --> 01:12:07,367 He has beaten me Many times 1602 01:12:07,434 --> 01:12:09,000 and caused me untold misery. 1603 01:12:09,067 --> 01:12:11,334 He's one of them! Don't let him go! 1604 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,367 He works for the Marbles. 1605 01:12:13,434 --> 01:12:15,234 No. I was only doing my job. 1606 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,267 I have no Malice toward either of you. 1607 01:12:17,334 --> 01:12:18,768 There you go, honey. 1608 01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:21,067 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1609 01:12:21,134 --> 01:12:22,768 Oh, god, I can go home again. 1610 01:12:22,834 --> 01:12:23,900 Keep him tied. 1611 01:12:23,967 --> 01:12:27,534 There you go, missy, free as a bird. 1612 01:12:27,601 --> 01:12:29,900 Oh, thank you so very much. 1613 01:12:29,967 --> 01:12:31,634 Could we chain him? 1614 01:12:31,701 --> 01:12:33,667 Oh, do whatever you like. 1615 01:12:33,734 --> 01:12:35,300 You can even kill him if you want to. 1616 01:12:35,367 --> 01:12:37,367 Either you do it, or we will, 1617 01:12:37,434 --> 01:12:38,900 whichever you prefer. 1618 01:12:38,967 --> 01:12:41,467 Oh, yes! Let us! 1619 01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:45,267 Well, channing, 1620 01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:47,300 the tables turn, don't they? 1621 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:50,033 No, please, susie, I couldn't free you. 1622 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,467 I was only doing my job. Have mercy on me! 1623 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:53,634 Bullshit, channing! 1624 01:12:53,701 --> 01:12:55,134 You could've freed us. 1625 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,167 Why didn't you help us escape 1626 01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:59,067 if you felt no Malice towards us? 1627 01:12:59,134 --> 01:13:00,234 Bullshit! 1628 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,601 You kept us locked up like slaves, bastard, 1629 01:13:02,667 --> 01:13:03,933 and you're gonna pay for it. 1630 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,400 I'm gonna cut that big fat worm right off you. 1631 01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:08,801 Oh, no! 1632 01:13:08,868 --> 01:13:10,267 Oh, god, not that! 1633 01:13:10,334 --> 01:13:12,667 Pray to your god just one more time, stud, 1634 01:13:12,734 --> 01:13:14,200 just one more time. 1635 01:13:14,267 --> 01:13:15,167 no! 1636 01:13:15,234 --> 01:13:16,367 Hold him. 1637 01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:17,900 There. I've got it. 1638 01:13:17,967 --> 01:13:19,334 Cut it! 1639 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,567 Oh! Oh! 1640 01:13:20,634 --> 01:13:23,367 aah! 1641 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,200 Light it, my darling. 1642 01:13:32,267 --> 01:13:35,334 We are the filthiest people alive. 1643 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,300 Fire, fire, burn it down. 1644 01:13:39,367 --> 01:13:41,933 Fire, fire, to the ground. 1645 01:13:45,768 --> 01:13:47,434 Connie: burn, you fucker! 1646 01:13:47,501 --> 01:13:48,601 Burn! 1647 01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:50,267 Raymond: let's hurry up and get out of here 1648 01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:51,667 before someone sees the smoke. 1649 01:13:51,734 --> 01:13:54,000 Let's go, Connie. It's done. 1650 01:13:54,067 --> 01:13:56,200 The battle of filth has been won. 1651 01:13:56,267 --> 01:13:58,634 We are the filthiest people alive! 1652 01:13:58,701 --> 01:14:00,167 Run, Connie, run! 1653 01:14:00,234 --> 01:14:03,134 [laughing Maniacally] 1654 01:14:04,667 --> 01:14:06,967 we're the filthiest! 1655 01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:03,067 Those goddamn Marbles. 1656 01:15:03,134 --> 01:15:04,400 We'll take care of the Marbles. 1657 01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:06,033 We'll get those assholes later. 1658 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,567 MaMa, look, there's smoke! 1659 01:15:07,634 --> 01:15:09,033 Oh, my god! 1660 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:10,567 Oh, the trailer! 1661 01:15:10,634 --> 01:15:11,701 Oh, no! 1662 01:15:11,768 --> 01:15:15,734 Oh! Oh, no! No! 1663 01:15:15,801 --> 01:15:18,000 My gorgeous house! 1664 01:15:18,067 --> 01:15:20,634 Oh, no, no, no! 1665 01:15:20,701 --> 01:15:22,900 Oh, my god! 1666 01:15:22,967 --> 01:15:24,900 And franklin's theatrical wardrobe! 1667 01:15:24,967 --> 01:15:26,400 They did it. 1668 01:15:26,467 --> 01:15:28,234 Them fucking Marbles did it. 1669 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:32,334 Ba-back to the Marbles! 1670 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,900 They'll pay for it! 1671 01:15:33,967 --> 01:15:36,400 Back to the Marbles and seize those fuckers. 1672 01:15:36,467 --> 01:15:37,900 I'll kill them! 1673 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:39,667 I'll kill them! 1674 01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:40,067 At last it is over, Raymond. 1675 01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:43,167 The battle of filth has been won. 1676 01:16:43,234 --> 01:16:44,868 This calls for a celebration. 1677 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:47,900 It certainly does, a victory celebration. 1678 01:16:47,967 --> 01:16:50,667 Oh, Jesus! God, I love you, Raymond. 1679 01:16:50,734 --> 01:16:53,434 Are you happy with half filthiness, my darling? 1680 01:16:53,501 --> 01:16:56,334 Are you glad that your wife is here beside you 1681 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,801 sharing with you this bond of filth? 1682 01:16:58,868 --> 01:17:02,033 This has been the most important day of my life, Connie. 1683 01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:03,634 Filthiness is a reality. 1684 01:17:03,701 --> 01:17:05,868 After all these years of nagging uncertainty, 1685 01:17:05,933 --> 01:17:07,367 I know now 1686 01:17:07,434 --> 01:17:09,768 that we are indeed the filthiest couple alive. 1687 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,267 Come to me, my darling. 1688 01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:21,801 Come receive what was promised you 1689 01:17:21,868 --> 01:17:23,868 in the holy vows of Matrimony. 1690 01:17:23,933 --> 01:17:25,900 I am yours, Raymond, 1691 01:17:25,967 --> 01:17:28,868 all yours, my beautiful darling. 1692 01:17:28,933 --> 01:17:30,234 Aah! Aah! 1693 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:32,234 Connie, are you all right? 1694 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:33,734 What happened, Raymond? 1695 01:17:33,801 --> 01:17:34,868 What happened? 1696 01:17:34,933 --> 01:17:36,900 The couch, it rejected you. 1697 01:17:36,967 --> 01:17:38,367 Something's wrong, Raymond. 1698 01:17:38,434 --> 01:17:39,900 Something's terribly wrong. 1699 01:17:39,967 --> 01:17:41,400 Well, it's just out of order. 1700 01:17:41,467 --> 01:17:42,900 You're all right, honey. Get up. 1701 01:17:42,967 --> 01:17:44,367 I'm afraid to, honey. 1702 01:17:44,434 --> 01:17:45,900 How can a couch be out of order? 1703 01:17:45,967 --> 01:17:47,367 Something just went wrong with it, honey. 1704 01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:49,167 You're all right. See, this chair is ok. 1705 01:17:49,234 --> 01:17:50,634 It's all right. 1706 01:17:50,701 --> 01:17:52,900 But the couch threw me, Raymond. 1707 01:17:52,967 --> 01:17:55,334 Nothing can be the Matter with that couch. 1708 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:56,768 We just got it. 1709 01:17:56,834 --> 01:17:58,167 Raymond! 1710 01:17:58,234 --> 01:17:59,667 I'm all right, honey. 1711 01:17:59,734 --> 01:18:01,234 I'm not hurt. 1712 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,400 Oh, something is the Matter with this house. 1713 01:18:03,467 --> 01:18:04,868 Channing must have done something. 1714 01:18:04,933 --> 01:18:06,400 He ought to know something. 1715 01:18:06,467 --> 01:18:08,334 We'll beat it out of him. 1716 01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:11,834 aah! aah! 1717 01:18:13,868 --> 01:18:15,534 He's gone, honey. Channing has escaped. 1718 01:18:15,601 --> 01:18:17,467 How could he have escaped? 1719 01:18:17,534 --> 01:18:19,000 Raymond, check the pit. 1720 01:18:19,067 --> 01:18:20,467 He May have let the girls go. 1721 01:18:20,534 --> 01:18:22,868 They'll call the police, Connie! The police! 1722 01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:26,033 Oh, my god! The police! 1723 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:27,300 The police! 1724 01:18:30,367 --> 01:18:33,134 ohh! aah! 1725 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:35,134 He's been castrated! 1726 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:37,167 His penis is gone! 1727 01:18:37,234 --> 01:18:40,267 The girls have escaped! The girls have escaped! 1728 01:18:40,334 --> 01:18:41,801 They'll call the police! 1729 01:18:41,868 --> 01:18:44,100 Hurry. Let's get out of here. 1730 01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:45,634 Raymond, I'm afraid! 1731 01:18:45,701 --> 01:18:49,200 Hurry, Connie. Hurry. 1732 01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:56,200 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1733 01:18:56,267 --> 01:18:57,667 No! No! Stop it! 1734 01:18:57,734 --> 01:18:58,667 Stop it! 1735 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,000 You're gonna get it good, bitch! 1736 01:19:06,234 --> 01:19:08,467 Well, well, well. 1737 01:19:08,534 --> 01:19:10,300 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1738 01:19:10,367 --> 01:19:12,701 I've been looking forward to meeting you. 1739 01:19:12,768 --> 01:19:14,167 It's a real pleasure. 1740 01:19:14,234 --> 01:19:17,434 And you're even bigger assholes than I iMagined. 1741 01:19:17,501 --> 01:19:19,400 You burned my house down. 1742 01:19:19,467 --> 01:19:21,400 No, please. Who are you? 1743 01:19:21,467 --> 01:19:22,933 We don't know you. 1744 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,567 You know who I am, bitch! 1745 01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:25,967 I'm the filthiest person alive. 1746 01:19:26,033 --> 01:19:27,467 That's who I am. 1747 01:19:27,534 --> 01:19:29,000 No, please, you must be mistaken. 1748 01:19:29,067 --> 01:19:31,634 Our name is Waldo, harry and jean waldo. 1749 01:19:31,701 --> 01:19:33,634 Shut up! Just shut up! 1750 01:19:33,701 --> 01:19:35,200 Gag him before I kill him! 1751 01:19:36,768 --> 01:19:38,467 Wait for the newsmen, Ma. 1752 01:19:38,534 --> 01:19:39,601 Wait for the newsmen. 1753 01:19:39,667 --> 01:19:41,467 Wait till they get here. 1754 01:19:41,534 --> 01:19:42,501 That ought to shut him up. 1755 01:19:42,567 --> 01:19:44,501 Hey, Raymond, you must think 1756 01:19:44,567 --> 01:19:46,167 we're awful fucking stupid, huh? 1757 01:19:46,234 --> 01:19:49,000 Huh? Well, here's a little something for you. 1758 01:19:49,067 --> 01:19:50,667 Burn down our house, will you? 1759 01:19:50,734 --> 01:19:52,134 Who are you? 1760 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,467 You have the wrong people. 1761 01:19:53,534 --> 01:19:54,868 Shut up, Connie. Shut up! 1762 01:19:54,933 --> 01:19:56,300 You know who we are. 1763 01:19:56,367 --> 01:19:57,567 Cut the hogwash. 1764 01:19:57,634 --> 01:19:59,067 Save it for the papers. 1765 01:19:59,134 --> 01:20:00,534 You're Connie Marble, 1766 01:20:00,601 --> 01:20:02,534 and you're gonna pay for being Connie Marble. 1767 01:20:02,601 --> 01:20:03,534 No! No! 1768 01:20:03,601 --> 01:20:05,634 [muffled screams] 1769 01:20:06,933 --> 01:20:09,267 and you're going to pay royally, bitch. 1770 01:20:09,334 --> 01:20:10,801 Let this be a lesson to you 1771 01:20:10,868 --> 01:20:13,100 just in case there is reincarnation. 1772 01:20:13,167 --> 01:20:15,567 It's virtually impossible to be filthier than Divine. 1773 01:20:15,634 --> 01:20:18,067 I didn't get my reputation for nothing, you know. 1774 01:20:18,134 --> 01:20:20,000 But you found out too late, Connie. 1775 01:20:20,067 --> 01:20:20,967 Yes, too late. 1776 01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:21,967 'cause you and shithead here 1777 01:20:22,033 --> 01:20:23,267 aren't going to be around tomorrow. 1778 01:20:23,334 --> 01:20:24,667 No, you're not going to be around 1779 01:20:24,734 --> 01:20:26,667 to put your newfound knowledge to use. 1780 01:20:26,734 --> 01:20:28,467 'cause you're going to be dead, Connie. 1781 01:20:28,534 --> 01:20:30,400 Dead! Dead! Dead! 1782 01:20:30,467 --> 01:20:31,801 That's tight, Crackers, 1783 01:20:31,868 --> 01:20:33,734 it's so tight it Makes their blood hurt. 1784 01:20:33,801 --> 01:20:35,933 Oh, just Make sure they don't Make another sound 1785 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,033 because I don't think i'll be able to control myself 1786 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:39,367 if they Made any more noise. 1787 01:20:39,434 --> 01:20:41,434 I'll just have to kill them right now! 1788 01:20:41,501 --> 01:20:43,667 I just won't be able to wait. 1789 01:20:43,734 --> 01:20:44,768 I know what you mean, Babs. 1790 01:20:44,834 --> 01:20:46,933 I feel like ripping them apart myself. 1791 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,768 They ain't gonna be doing much talking, are you? 1792 01:20:48,834 --> 01:20:49,900 Come on, children, 1793 01:20:49,967 --> 01:20:52,033 we can't keep the photographers waiting. 1794 01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:53,334 And we're going to give them a story 1795 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,367 that will knock the newsday 1796 01:20:54,434 --> 01:20:56,400 right off its fucking boring little ass! 1797 01:20:56,467 --> 01:20:58,267 Come on, Connie and Raymond. 1798 01:20:58,334 --> 01:21:00,834 You have a personal appearance to Make. 1799 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,667 John vader of the midnight here 1800 01:21:08,734 --> 01:21:10,933 looking for Divine somewhere in phoenix, Maryland. 1801 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,601 Divine, you're looking fantastic. 1802 01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:16,000 Why, thank you, Mr. Vader. I'm so glad you could come. 1803 01:21:16,067 --> 01:21:18,134 Nat cruzan here from the tattler. 1804 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,801 Well, good afternoon, mr. Cruzan. 1805 01:21:20,868 --> 01:21:22,300 Gentlemen, get ready 1806 01:21:22,367 --> 01:21:25,400 'cause you're about to witness the trial of these 2 unfortunates, 1807 01:21:25,467 --> 01:21:28,501 commonly known as Connie and Raymond Marble. 1808 01:21:28,567 --> 01:21:31,300 Their trial will take place in front of your very eyes, 1809 01:21:31,367 --> 01:21:33,134 and their execution will follow. 1810 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,534 We're going to witness an actual murder? 1811 01:21:34,601 --> 01:21:35,534 A live homicide? 1812 01:21:35,601 --> 01:21:37,868 That is right, gentlemen. 1813 01:21:37,933 --> 01:21:41,367 Goldstein, Larry goldstein. Very tempting. 1814 01:21:41,434 --> 01:21:44,267 I have a question for you, miss...Cotton. 1815 01:21:44,334 --> 01:21:45,634 Is that correct, Cotton? 1816 01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:46,868 Yes, it is. 1817 01:21:46,933 --> 01:21:48,634 Are you a willing accomplice 1818 01:21:48,701 --> 01:21:50,701 to these murders that are about to take place? 1819 01:21:50,768 --> 01:21:53,868 This is not exactly a murder, Mr. Goldstein. 1820 01:21:53,933 --> 01:21:55,067 This is a court, 1821 01:21:55,134 --> 01:21:57,601 a kangaroo court as the headlines could scream. 1822 01:21:57,667 --> 01:22:00,534 Not a mere murder as you would call it. 1823 01:22:00,601 --> 01:22:03,000 If we were involved in merely another murder, 1824 01:22:03,067 --> 01:22:04,701 it could hardly be headlines. 1825 01:22:04,768 --> 01:22:07,900 It's not just the publicity. 1826 01:22:07,967 --> 01:22:09,768 My MaMa couldn't go on with her everyday life 1827 01:22:09,834 --> 01:22:11,400 with this kind of shit going on. 1828 01:22:11,467 --> 01:22:13,100 My MaMa was not the aggressor 1829 01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:14,567 in this little war we had. 1830 01:22:14,634 --> 01:22:16,501 She only did what had to be done. 1831 01:22:16,567 --> 01:22:18,434 It was suicide on their part. 1832 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:21,501 And, Cotton, I notice a smile on your lips. 1833 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:22,567 Does murder Make you happy? 1834 01:22:22,634 --> 01:22:25,701 Murder merely relieves tension, Mr. Curzan. 1835 01:22:25,768 --> 01:22:27,033 For murder to bring happiness, 1836 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,067 one must already be happy, 1837 01:22:29,134 --> 01:22:32,367 and I am completely at peace with myself, 1838 01:22:32,434 --> 01:22:33,967 totally happy. 1839 01:22:34,801 --> 01:22:36,601 Give me more questions. 1840 01:22:36,667 --> 01:22:38,033 Divine, are you a lesbian? 1841 01:22:38,100 --> 01:22:40,000 Yes. I have done everything. 1842 01:22:40,067 --> 01:22:41,300 Does blood turn you on? 1843 01:22:41,367 --> 01:22:43,667 It does more than turn me on, mr. Vader. 1844 01:22:43,734 --> 01:22:44,667 It Makes me come. 1845 01:22:44,734 --> 01:22:46,167 And more than the sight of it, 1846 01:22:46,234 --> 01:22:47,667 I love the taste of it. 1847 01:22:47,734 --> 01:22:50,334 The taste of hot freshly killed blood. 1848 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,701 Could you give us some of your political beliefs? 1849 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:59,634 Kill everyone now. Condone first-degree murder. 1850 01:22:59,701 --> 01:23:01,300 Filth are my politics. 1851 01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:02,400 Filth is my life. 1852 01:23:02,467 --> 01:23:04,567 Take whatever you like. 1853 01:23:04,634 --> 01:23:05,534 mmm. 1854 01:23:05,601 --> 01:23:06,567 yes. 1855 01:23:06,634 --> 01:23:09,000 How's this for a center spread? 1856 01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:10,000 oh! 1857 01:23:10,067 --> 01:23:10,967 eew! 1858 01:23:11,033 --> 01:23:14,534 Ok, Divine, where will you go now? 1859 01:23:14,601 --> 01:23:16,467 I'm sure you're aware that after the execution, 1860 01:23:16,534 --> 01:23:18,667 you will be the subject of an extensive search. 1861 01:23:18,734 --> 01:23:21,734 To another city to set up headquarters once again. 1862 01:23:21,801 --> 01:23:24,801 Of course I cannot reveal to you the exact location. 1863 01:23:24,868 --> 01:23:27,501 Patience, Mr. Vader, patience. 1864 01:23:27,567 --> 01:23:29,267 Another time, another story. 1865 01:23:29,334 --> 01:23:31,467 And now for the trial. 1866 01:23:31,534 --> 01:23:32,467 You sit here. 1867 01:23:32,534 --> 01:23:33,467 Back here? 1868 01:23:33,534 --> 01:23:34,667 Mm-hmm. Sit down. 1869 01:23:34,734 --> 01:23:37,400 No pictures during the trial, please. 1870 01:23:37,467 --> 01:23:38,634 This is a court of law. 1871 01:23:38,701 --> 01:23:42,067 I call to the stand miss Cotton. 1872 01:23:46,967 --> 01:23:49,667 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 1873 01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:50,868 and nothing but the truth? 1874 01:23:50,933 --> 01:23:51,868 I do. 1875 01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:53,900 Who burned down our trailer? 1876 01:23:53,967 --> 01:23:55,667 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1877 01:23:55,734 --> 01:23:59,467 Can you point them out in this court? 1878 01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:02,634 Who sent me a turd in the Mail? 1879 01:24:02,701 --> 01:24:04,634 Connie and Raymond Marble. 1880 01:24:04,701 --> 01:24:07,768 That is all. Is there any cross-examination? 1881 01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:08,768 [muffled shouting] 1882 01:24:08,834 --> 01:24:12,033 no cross-examination? Very well. 1883 01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:13,367 You May step down. 1884 01:24:13,434 --> 01:24:16,100 I call to the stand Crackers. 1885 01:24:16,167 --> 01:24:18,601 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, 1886 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:20,134 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 1887 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,868 Sure, mom. I wouldn't shit you. 1888 01:24:21,933 --> 01:24:24,601 How did Connie and Raymond find out where we live? 1889 01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:25,701 They hired a spy. 1890 01:24:25,768 --> 01:24:27,501 How did this spy get her inforMation? 1891 01:24:27,567 --> 01:24:29,868 By nosing around, asking a lot of questions 1892 01:24:29,933 --> 01:24:30,900 and by fucking me. 1893 01:24:30,967 --> 01:24:32,900 That's how she got it. 1894 01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:34,000 That dirty little scag. 1895 01:24:34,067 --> 01:24:37,933 Thank you. Is there any cross-examination? 1896 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,834 [wailing] 1897 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:44,167 no? A very strange event, I must say. 1898 01:24:44,234 --> 01:24:46,000 You May step down. 1899 01:24:46,067 --> 01:24:49,868 Gentlemen, the verdict is guilty 1900 01:24:49,933 --> 01:24:52,868 on all 10 counts of first-degree stupidity. 1901 01:24:52,933 --> 01:24:55,167 The penalty phase will now begin. 1902 01:24:55,234 --> 01:24:57,534 I call Cotton to the stand. 1903 01:25:01,933 --> 01:25:03,267 Your oath still reMains. 1904 01:25:03,334 --> 01:25:04,667 I presume you understand this? 1905 01:25:04,734 --> 01:25:05,701 Naturally. 1906 01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:06,868 In your opinion, 1907 01:25:06,933 --> 01:25:09,200 what should the penalty in this case be? 1908 01:25:09,267 --> 01:25:10,200 Death. 1909 01:25:10,267 --> 01:25:11,900 That is all. 1910 01:25:11,967 --> 01:25:13,467 You May step down. 1911 01:25:13,534 --> 01:25:16,134 I call Crackers to the stand. 1912 01:25:20,467 --> 01:25:22,467 You realize you are still under oath? 1913 01:25:22,534 --> 01:25:23,900 Of course. 1914 01:25:23,967 --> 01:25:26,567 In your opinion, should these people be allowed to live? 1915 01:25:26,634 --> 01:25:27,567 no. 1916 01:25:27,634 --> 01:25:29,134 Thank you. 1917 01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:32,768 Gentlemen of the press, the verdict is death, 1918 01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:35,834 but first, due to the Magnitude of these capital crimes, 1919 01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:39,000 these 2 people must be humiliated in front of the media. 1920 01:25:39,067 --> 01:25:42,100 Use these pictures, gentlemen, and use them wisely. 1921 01:25:42,167 --> 01:25:43,601 We have an example to set. 1922 01:25:43,667 --> 01:25:45,634 Let the good people of this country know 1923 01:25:45,701 --> 01:25:48,100 that they cannot fuck with Divine and get away with it. 1924 01:25:48,167 --> 01:25:51,634 Let them know that we are indeed the filthiest people alive. 1925 01:25:51,701 --> 01:25:52,634 Mr. Vader. 1926 01:25:52,701 --> 01:25:54,467 Yes, Divine, do you think 1927 01:25:54,534 --> 01:25:56,334 that there are other filthy people in the world? 1928 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:57,933 I mean, is it now a cult? 1929 01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,967 It is a very minor cult right now, Mr. Vader, 1930 01:26:01,033 --> 01:26:03,033 but one that is growing and growing. 1931 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:05,033 Growing faster than you could iMagine. 1932 01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:07,234 I will be queen one day, 1933 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:10,567 and my coronation will be celebrated all over the world. 1934 01:26:10,634 --> 01:26:14,900 Do not forget I am Divine. 1935 01:26:14,967 --> 01:26:17,200 What a day for an execution. 1936 01:26:17,267 --> 01:26:19,801 Off the record, MaMa, do we stab them or shoot them? 1937 01:26:19,868 --> 01:26:21,367 Shoot, Crackers, shoot. 1938 01:26:21,434 --> 01:26:22,701 No mess for the midnight. 1939 01:26:22,768 --> 01:26:23,868 Don't forget the tattler. 1940 01:26:23,933 --> 01:26:25,534 and The tattler, honey. 1941 01:26:25,601 --> 01:26:27,000 and The confidential. 1942 01:26:27,067 --> 01:26:29,667 How could I ever forget the confidential? 1943 01:26:33,768 --> 01:26:35,534 Come on, gentlemen. Come this way. 1944 01:26:35,601 --> 01:26:36,501 Come on. 1945 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:37,967 Help me with this tar. 1946 01:26:38,033 --> 01:26:39,501 Ok, Miss Cotton. 1947 01:26:40,701 --> 01:26:42,100 Here, hold this. 1948 01:26:48,701 --> 01:26:51,167 Burn my MaMa's house down, will you? 1949 01:26:51,234 --> 01:26:52,167 You goddamn worm. 1950 01:26:52,234 --> 01:26:55,000 Fucking piece of lousy shit! 1951 01:26:55,067 --> 01:26:57,701 Divine: and now for the feathers. 1952 01:26:57,768 --> 01:27:01,400 Only we're not going to run you out of town. 1953 01:27:01,467 --> 01:27:03,267 We're going to kill you. 1954 01:27:03,334 --> 01:27:05,200 Kill, kill, kill. 1955 01:27:05,267 --> 01:27:07,534 Shoot, shoot, shoot. 1956 01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:08,701 Questions and answers! 1957 01:27:08,768 --> 01:27:09,868 Do you believe in god? 1958 01:27:09,933 --> 01:27:12,033 I am god. 1959 01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:13,567 You are god. 1960 01:27:13,634 --> 01:27:14,768 You are god. 1961 01:27:16,434 --> 01:27:18,334 Is there no wrong? 1962 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,634 There is right, and there is wrong. 1963 01:27:20,701 --> 01:27:23,834 I have never been wrong, mr. Goldstein. 1964 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:26,467 You expect to get new followers with this publicity? 1965 01:27:26,534 --> 01:27:29,234 I certainly hope so, mr. Curzan. 1966 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:31,601 I didn't invite you here to jerk off, you know. 1967 01:27:31,667 --> 01:27:34,734 Get this all down. Don't miss one single word. 1968 01:27:34,801 --> 01:27:38,167 Suppose we decide not to print this story, miss Divine. What then? 1969 01:27:38,234 --> 01:27:41,801 Mr. Vader, see them? 1970 01:27:41,868 --> 01:27:43,434 Does that answer your question? 1971 01:27:43,501 --> 01:27:47,701 I have your address, and I know you have a wife and child. 1972 01:27:47,768 --> 01:27:48,933 Is that correct? 1973 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,134 yes. 1974 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,667 Well, if nothing is printed, 1975 01:27:51,734 --> 01:27:54,267 we might be in the mood for a barbecue. 1976 01:27:54,334 --> 01:27:57,334 Get what I mean? A huMan barbecue. 1977 01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,033 End of question and answer period. 1978 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:02,267 Proceed with the execution. 1979 01:28:03,501 --> 01:28:06,601 They are finished, and a lovely couple they are. 1980 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:07,967 Aren't they? 1981 01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:10,167 Gentlemen of the press, get ready 1982 01:28:10,234 --> 01:28:13,933 'cause you are about to witness the biggest news event of the year. 1983 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,534 Live homicide. 1984 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:19,467 Connie and Raymond Marble, 1985 01:28:19,534 --> 01:28:21,868 you have breathed your last breath. 1986 01:28:21,933 --> 01:28:25,167 You have sighed your last sigh. 1987 01:28:25,234 --> 01:28:28,334 You are no longer alive. 1988 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:38,768 Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. 1989 01:28:38,834 --> 01:28:42,234 The proper punishment will now take place. 1990 01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:45,334 Look pretty for the picture, Connie. 1991 01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,134 That's it. 1992 01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:54,134 No further questions. No further pictures. 1993 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:55,900 I have spoken. 1994 01:28:55,967 --> 01:28:56,933 Thanks for the scoop, Divine. 1995 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,534 Next month's sales will be booming. 1996 01:28:58,601 --> 01:28:59,967 Thank you for coming. 1997 01:29:00,033 --> 01:29:01,067 Do keep in touch. 1998 01:29:01,134 --> 01:29:02,334 I will, Mr. Vader. 1999 01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:03,434 Always know where I am. 2000 01:29:03,501 --> 01:29:04,467 Thank you for coming. 2001 01:29:04,534 --> 01:29:05,434 bye. 2002 01:29:05,501 --> 01:29:06,768 Always count on her for a story, 2003 01:29:06,834 --> 01:29:07,768 i'll tell you that. 2004 01:29:07,834 --> 01:29:09,200 She always was a news-conscious woMan. 2005 01:29:09,267 --> 01:29:11,234 The only problem is, I don't know, 2006 01:29:11,300 --> 01:29:13,100 we've been trying to get the midnight in superMarkets, 2007 01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:14,400 and it is a hot story, all right, 2008 01:29:14,467 --> 01:29:15,701 but it's so squalid. 2009 01:29:15,768 --> 01:29:16,834 The tattler will be in the superMarkets. 2010 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:18,467 You can bet on that. 2011 01:29:20,033 --> 01:29:22,734 The time has come for flight, my children. 2012 01:29:22,801 --> 01:29:24,400 Where to, MaMa? Where to? 2013 01:29:24,467 --> 01:29:26,067 Let's move to boise. 2014 01:29:26,134 --> 01:29:28,033 I always wanted to go there. 2015 01:29:28,100 --> 01:29:31,501 Boise, Cotton? Why, that might not be a bad place. 2016 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:32,701 Were you ever there, Cotton? 2017 01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:33,834 Only once. 2018 01:29:33,900 --> 01:29:35,601 We were on a transit bus there. Remember? 2019 01:29:35,667 --> 01:29:38,534 I remember. The number 42. 2020 01:29:38,601 --> 01:29:41,367 Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, MaMa. 2021 01:29:41,434 --> 01:29:42,400 ok. 2022 01:29:42,467 --> 01:29:43,400 Fuck perManent residences. 2023 01:29:43,467 --> 01:29:45,033 It'll strengthen our filthiness. 2024 01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:47,134 Oh, Crackers, that's a wonderful idea. 2025 01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,033 Gas station lavatories. 2026 01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:51,967 What do you say, Babs? Let's move to boise. 2027 01:29:52,033 --> 01:29:54,467 Oh, if that's what you want, my children, 2028 01:29:54,534 --> 01:29:55,834 then that's what you'll get. 2029 01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:59,033 Boise, Idaho, here we come. 2030 01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:01,900 I hope boise's ready for some star residents. 2031 01:30:01,967 --> 01:30:04,701 Why, I'll have to change my appearance. 2032 01:30:04,768 --> 01:30:06,467 I think I'll dye my hair another color 2033 01:30:06,534 --> 01:30:07,868 and start dressing like a dyke. 2034 01:30:07,933 --> 01:30:09,534 Me, too. I'll get a crewcut. 2035 01:30:09,601 --> 01:30:10,534 Maybe it's about time 2036 01:30:10,601 --> 01:30:12,267 I started dying my hair, too. 2037 01:30:12,334 --> 01:30:13,933 What color do you want, honey? 2038 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,900 I'm going to Make mine hot pink 2039 01:30:16,967 --> 01:30:18,467 with a d.a. With elvis presley sideburns. 2040 01:30:18,534 --> 01:30:19,801 Maybe blond, MaMa. 2041 01:30:19,868 --> 01:30:21,467 Do you think i'd look good as a blond? 2042 01:30:21,534 --> 01:30:22,601 Uh-huh. 2043 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:23,900 Do you think it would enhance my filthiness? 2044 01:30:23,967 --> 01:30:26,067 Oh, Crackers, you should dye your hair. 2045 01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,033 It would Make you look much filthier. 2046 01:30:28,100 --> 01:30:30,167 Oh, won't it be fun? 2047 01:30:30,234 --> 01:30:33,267 I'll have a crewcut, you'll have a pink d.a., 2048 01:30:33,334 --> 01:30:35,300 and Crackers will have blond hair. 2049 01:30:35,367 --> 01:30:37,634 Oh, in boise, idaho. 2050 01:30:37,701 --> 01:30:39,200 Oh, then it's settled. 2051 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:41,801 Boise, idaho, get ready. 2052 01:30:41,868 --> 01:30:44,000 You are about to receive some migrants 2053 01:30:44,067 --> 01:30:45,701 of a very special nature, 2054 01:30:45,768 --> 01:30:48,434 a nature that defies description. 2055 01:30:48,501 --> 01:30:51,067 You are about to receive into your community 2056 01:30:51,134 --> 01:30:53,933 the filthiest people alive. 2057 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,501 jag: The filthiest people alive? 2058 01:30:56,567 --> 01:31:00,000 Well, you said you know somebody filthier? 2059 01:31:00,067 --> 01:31:04,067 Watch as Divine proves that not only is she 2060 01:31:04,134 --> 01:31:05,501 the filthiest person in the world, 2061 01:31:05,567 --> 01:31:09,667 she is also the filthiest actress in the world. 2062 01:31:09,734 --> 01:31:14,701 What you are about to see is a real thing. 2063 01:31:18,534 --> 01:31:24,234 ♪♪ how much is that doggy in the window? ♪♪ 2064 01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:25,300 [arf arf] 2065 01:31:25,367 --> 01:31:30,801 ♪♪ the one with the waggily tail ♪♪ 2066 01:31:30,868 --> 01:31:35,167 ♪♪ how much is that doggy in the window? ♪♪ 2067 01:31:35,234 --> 01:31:36,234 [arf arf] 2068 01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:40,967 ♪♪ I do hope that doggy is for sale ♪♪ 2069 01:31:41,033 --> 01:31:46,167 ♪♪ how much is that doggy in the window? ♪♪ 2070 01:31:46,234 --> 01:31:47,200 [arf arf] 2071 01:31:47,267 --> 01:31:52,634 ♪♪ the one with the waggily tail ♪♪ 2072 01:31:52,701 --> 01:31:57,200 ♪♪ how much is that doggy in the window? ♪♪ 2073 01:31:57,267 --> 01:31:58,234 [arf arf] 2074 01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:03,967 ♪♪ I do hope that doggy's for sale ♪♪ 149927