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BAO
Long ago at the dawn of time,

the great Nuo lit
the very first fire

in the heavenly kitchen

and created all of the foods
that inhabit the world,

using the powerful magic
of the fabled Five Flavor Stone.

She gave all foods
their own unique flavor,

sour, sweet, bitter, spicy,
and salty.

Yeah!

BAO
For a thousand years
all was peace and harmony

until the evil Kung Pao Chicken
fell from the sky

and stole the Five Flavor Stone.

Only the strength and courage
of the ancient

Grandmaster Lu Chen
saved the world

from destruction as he bravely
fought against

the hideous monster
in the battle that

lasted for days and days.

BAO
As every dumpling knows
Master Lu Chen

conquered the chicken,
restored the Five Flavor Stone,

and turned the chicken
into a lake of soup.

Our hero, our hero,
you saved us!

LU CHEN:
Mmm, tasty.

BAO
It was then that Master Lu Chen
said...

My children, there is a hero
inside all of us.

BAO
Many generations have passed
and still the Five Flavor Stone

has yet to be found.

Today there are some bad dudes
out there who are not happy

with who they are.

They want the Five Flavor Stone
to make them powerful.

Legend tells that
in our darkest hour,

a hero will rise to save us
once again.

Master Lu Chen said,

"“There's a hero inside
of all of us."”

So that hero could be you
or you, or maybe even me.

Silent sushi smackdown.

Hooa!

Sizzling Szechuan shakedown.

And now the unstoppable
chopstick chaos.

Uh, sorry.

BAO'S MASTER:
Bao, you seem to have lost
your staff.

Teacher, will succeed next time.

BAO'S MASTER:
No, there won't be a next time
needed, because uh,

your training is complete.

No more can I teach you.

My training is complete, what?

Huh?

I confer upon you the status
of uh, Super Bao.

Yes, Super Bao.

Here, take this.

Call to adventure?

BAO'S MASTER:
You know it.

Fight you some evil.

But what if this is not--

BAO'S MASTER:
Not what Bao?

What I was meant to do.

I have so much to learn
and for sure,

I have yet to receive
total enlightenment.

Ow!

You're enlightened.

There is a hero inside
all of us, Bao.

You are ready to find yours.

BAO:
But my things?

Way ahead of you.

Here you go.

But I have no weapon.

Hmm, hold that thought
we have something just for you.

What is it?

Only the finest weapon
in the land.

The Staff of Destiny.

Um, yes, yes, long, long ago,
Grandmaster Lu Chen saved

the world with this very weapon
and became a legend.

Now Super Bao, it is your turn.

So go now, fight evil wherever
you will find it.

Master?

Super Bao.

Please no.

Please, kid, don't make this
harder than it already is.

Grandmaster Lu Chen,
I want you to know.

I will bind a hero
inside of my dough.

DISCIPLE 1
He's finally gone.

After all these years,
young Bao is out in the world.

Wow.

Five years, eeesh,
woefully unprepared,

he's out to save the world.

Good heavens, do you know
what this means?

More food for us.

You must have faith
in his abilities

to be giving him the Staff
of Destiny.

That's just a souvenir
from the gift shop.

Get real.

Uh...

The staff is from the gift
shop, right?

Um, may be.

Oh no, we lost it,
the Staff of Destiny.

BAO:
I'm ready, I'm ready.

I'm ready to fight evil.

Who's the big hero that's gonna
save the world?

Are you one of the greatest
warriors in the land?

Check.

Do you have a burning desire
for adventure?

Yup.

Are you on a mission
to vanquish evil,

wherever you shall find it?

Whoa.

Then bring it on.

Perfect.

A seaport.

CHARACTER 1:
You are here today,
because you think

you are the best of the best,

but to be chosen,
you must be faster.

You must be stronger
to join our ranks.

You must have courage
and bravery

of the highest order,
make no mistake that this--

this will be the most dangerous
and important mission

of our town.

CHARACTER 1:
Now, with that said,
who will face this here,

samurai warrior to earn
themselves the final spot

on our ship.

Who is ready to be a hero?

-I am, I am.
-I am, I am.

I am.

Pick me!

CHARACTER 1:
A round puffy bun against
the hardened samurai warrior.

Now this challenge is gonna
be a good one.

Hmm.

CHARACTER 1:
Begin.

Fight!

Hi, I'm Super Bao.

Huh.

BAO:
No fair, I wasn't ready.

Two out of three.

Sorry, kid.

You're out.

But I'm invincible
with this weapon.

Hmm.

That's right,
Staff of Destiny.

Shuh, shuh, shuh,
shuh, shuh, shuh.

Wait, one more try.

I need this gig, please.

CHARACTER 1:
Kid, take a hint already.

Security,
we gotta a live one here.

BAO:
One more try.

What's this?

No fair, my opponent cheated
and I want one more try.

Hmm.

My staff.

Whoa, can I have that please?

Young, foolish bun.

Not everyone in this life
can be a hero.

Go home now, a hero you are not.

Here's your papers,
you're hired.

CHARACTER 1
Our crews are complete
and we are ready to sail.

TWI:
Hey kid, you still want to go
to sea with a bunch of warriors?

That's right,
I've been watching you.

And in my pro-opinion,
you've got some real talent.

Master, may I join your ship
today?

Master's my dad, call me Twi.

Yes, take me to sea.

Okay, follow me.

Hmm, aren't we in a battleship?

No, no, no, no, no.

Our ship is a cooking scout.

Oh, I was hoping to be a hero.

Oh, you will be, you will be.

You'll be making sure that
our warriors are well fed

and prepared to face
our enemies.

Don't you find that all right,
don't you?

This is not the mission for me.

But you'll be at sea.

Isn't that what you want?

Well, then suit yourself.

We're off on a big adventure.

See you later, or not.

This might be the only chance
you ever get to go to sea.

Have big adventure.

Probably the biggest
adventure ever.

And you won't be there.

Hmm.

Oh, well.

Wait up, Twi, take me with you.

Smart kid, you won't be
disappointed.

A thing to get out of the way,

there'll be no pay
on this voyage.

That's the bad news.

But you would have the most
revered title of all, intern.

Intern?

Yup.

Unpaid of course,
but give it a few months.

You never know.

BAO:
No problem.

As long as I have
a place to sleep.

TWI:
Can't have you sleep
with the fishes, can we?

Twi, where you been?

We're about to set sail,
my friend.

Our tour is complete.

I have found the intern.

Great.

Unpaid of course.

Oh, he knows.

Intern, this is Captain Kui.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, hi yourself, young intern.

That's Roli and Dodo.

They're in charge of the sea,

with their special ingredients
added to the food,

everything
will be twice as tasty.

And of course, twice as pricey.

Sweet and sour, my favorite.

I love it.

I'm sure you do.

But if you smell any longer,
I'll have to charge you.

Come on, I'll give you
the grand tour.

Let's make this part quick.

This one's for barbecue
and don't miss

our all-you-can-eat ribs night.

Can we leave before I evaporate?

Sure thing.

Garlic room, my favorite.

Ugh.

Man, I'm from heaven.

And this room is for boiling.

No way!

Hooray!

A steam room.

The perfect spot,
and it's just for me, right?

Here you'll be intern
and seize the house.

Cool breeze, wind in your hair,
and did I promise you

an ocean view?

KUI:
Ready to eat.

Let's rock.

You're now a part of history,
intern.

The largest armada to ever sail
the Seven Seas.

Cool.

Good morning, my birdy buddies.

And then there was the staff.

BAO:
She still there?

Woah!

Ahh, shush!

Hmm.

Look, the bun hero.

No, no, no,
it will never happen.

Huh.

ROLI:
Look, warrior food hero.

Go to work!

These are the lotus blossoms.

BAO:
Ooh, that's beautiful.

I've never seen anything
like this.

TWI:
It's meant to bring us
good luck

when we are out
on the high seas.

This is strange.

Do you know
where we're going now?

Why ask me?

I just work here.

Whoa, that's weird.

Why are the ships going
in different directions?

Oh, pasta prima princess.

Soldiers, meh.

Oh, salmon ninja.

Wait, what is he doing?

It's almost like he's leaving
a trail.

Huh, where did he go?

Oh, the food.

CHARACTER 2:
Everyone look,
I see a bad storm arising.

Holy classic rock,
we must change direction.

That's a negative.

We must complete our mission
in time.

Full speed ahead.

CHARACTER 3:
Full speed ahead.

CHOY:
Attention, everyone,
assume your positions,

clear for action,
we are sailing into the storm.

Hey Twi, I lost sight
of the ships.

TWI:
Don't worry about that now.

While we get this one
under control.

Help!

BAO:
Woah!

Woah, woah, woah.

Oh, ah!

CHARACTER 4
Intern, intern,
you all right?

I'm fine.

The fleet is scattered,
collisions are imminent.

Beacon lights.

CREW:
Beacon lights.

BAO:
Hey, this storm ain't so bad,
right,

it's not like we've seen any...

Okay, crew, battle stations.

-Battle stations.
-Guard the map.

Uh, uh, uh.

BAO:
A ship, a ship is on fire.

BAO:
Pirates.

I hate those guys.

Oh crap.

Here they come.

Got ya.

Uh, pirates.

What a week I'm having.

Princess.

Woah!

Do the only chance we have
is to get the ship under control

and take off.

What?

What?

We're going to collide,
someone do something.

TWI:
Somebody?

I don't want to hear this thing.

Uh.

Uh...

Whoa.

-Oh.
-Whoa.

TWI:
It's gonna sink any second.

What do we do?

Look!

TWI:
Hello, up there.

Don't worry we'll rescue you.

Intern, fetch the ladder.

Hey, hang on up there,
we'll get you no matter...

No, no, no, no.

Ah.

Sail away, sail away!

Incoming!

Surrender.

Don't worry, Dodo,
I'll save you.

Uh, uh.

I'm Lord Octopus,
king of pirates.

PIRATES:
All hail the king
of the pirates!

You better back up,
the big fleet is coming

very, very soon.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Oh, the big, bad fleet.

Your fleet is a cover up,
just ask these two.

That's right...

BAO:
Me-- they've captured
my new friends.

LORD OCTOPUS:
...collection of warriors.

Is you sail to a secret island
during a celestial vortex.

Oh, no.

A place that is rumored
to house the true location

of the very ancient
and very powerful

Five Flavor Stone.

What is this?

To find it, you will need a map.

A map like the one,

your pretty princess
just gave me.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Resistance is futile.

Disobey me
and you'll all be fish food.

Staff of Destiny,
give me your strength.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Of course, if you cooperate--

BAO:
Warrior food hero.

Eyah!

Nobody threatens my boat.

Ah.

We're under attack.

Huh.

He's just a bun.

Hmmph.

Salmon Samurai!

Hiya!

Your skills are no match
for mine.

Stand down
and I will spare you.

You spare me the small talk.

So be it.

SALMON SAMURAI:
You have been beaten,
stay down.

Never!

Ha!

Hiya!

TWI:
Oh, no, we've lost the--

No!

Poor guy.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Yamazon, you will have to work
twice as hard

with the loss of your brother.

YAMAZON:
As you wish, my lord.

Hmm, might be useful.

Oh, woah!

Oh.

Shackles?

Hey, Cal, what gives?

Hey, give that back.

Come on, it's mine.

Oh.

Can't talk and uh!

Ow!

Hey you!

Ow!

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.

Oof, egghead,

I'm talking to you,
you are my prisoner.

And yet you are the one
in chains.

Miner point.

Article 32, section 14
of the samurai code--

Enough with the rules, dude.

Let me go right now,
so we can fight.

A prisoner must make no attempt
to escape.

Ugh, give it up!

The captive speaks
only when spoken to

and only when directly addressed
by his captor.

Captive?

Prisoner must follow all orders
of his captor without exception

and without delay.

Ugh!

Prisoner will be treated
with care and respect.

Ugh.

Article 22, section 15
of the samurai code states,

that if there is a violation
of article--

Ugh.

Pawn slime.

Now, give me back that
the staff or die.

Ugh, give it!

Now, it is the paddle
of destiny.

BAO:
Do not bash the Staff
of Destiny.

It's no paddle.

Show respect.

Not respect.

SALMON SAMURAI:
It's a paddle now.

We will find ship.

You paddle too, prisoner.

Okay, convict, move it.

Hey, sushi breath,
what's the deal?

SALMON SAMURAI:
I have a plan.

Is getting lost
your brilliant plan?

Samurai can track a target
by smell alone.

Ridiculous.

Do you even have a nose?

Whirlpool.

Whirl what?

Woah!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Hang on!

BAO:
What?

You hang on.

Whoa, you'll never get away
from me!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Come, prisoner,
the ship is in this direction.

Follow me.

Okay, super nostrils.

Whoa!

Remember you're my captive,
I got my eye on you.

Hey, prisoner, slow down.

You're shackled to me,
remember who is in charge.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, ugh.

Okay.

Break time.

Take watch.

Suffering seaweed,
what's that smell?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Lord Octopus is near.

Oh.

Oh.

Hmm.

What do we need to do
is get to that ship.

Ha, easy-peasy, bro.

Mmm, and got it.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Hey!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Prisoner, what are you doing?

-Escaping.
-Guess again.

Huh!

SALMON SAMURAI & BAO:
The key!

I dropped it.

Stay put, dough boy.

Not so fast.

Hiya!

Got it.

Don't got it!

My freedom!

SALMON SAMURAI:
My honor!

You are such a drag.

Up and down.

It's okay, I got it.

No, mine.

Got you.

ROLI:
Are we gonna be here forever?

I'm hungry.

What's up?

What is the Five Flavor Stone
the Octopus spoke of?

It's new as magical stone,
created to flavor the foods

of the world.

What? You're kidding.

The sacred Five Flavor Stone
really exists?

Yes.

From a legend long ago,
every thousand years a vortex

opens to the island that
contains the Five Flavor Stone.

We were to protect it.

But now...

-Oh.
-Ugh.

Who are you?

Hmm.

Uh, I am--

He is Forsea, keeper of the map.

The map?

Uh, what was in it?

Well, uh--

It is an ancient sea chart,
Forsea found it in his research.

It marks the true location
of the island.

Mhmm.

We must retrieve it
and then prevent Lord Octopus

from getting to the island.

KUI:
Mhmm.

Well, that's not gonna be easy.

What do we do?

Uh, I say we eat the map keeper.

Hmm.

Oh.

Mm-mm.

Lord Octopus,
I have protected you.

I have brought you to the map.

My mission with you is complete.

I will now collect my reward
and go in search of my brother.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Hmm.

Your brother is certainly gone.

And our work together
has just begun.

What if I could offer you
untold wealth, hmm, and power?

What would you say to that?

Not so bad
for the loss of a brother.

I don't know.

My dreams can be
quite expensive.

-How expensive?
-Very expensive.

No price is too great.

Once I have the stone,
I can fulfill all.

Hmm.

Hey, birdy, birdy, birdy,
here, birdy, birdy, birdy.

That's it.

Moron, stand down,

we have no idea what dangers
lurk on these islands.

CREW:
Yes, Lord Octopus!

SALMON:
Hmm, unusual for birds to fly
that way.

You have lost us the key,
round bun.

BAO:
You're blaming me for this?

SALMON:
Shackled together
we move slowly.

Plus, I can no longer smell
Lord Octopus.

We must leave.

Oh, look, a monkey.
aw, he's adorable.

Hey monkey,
throw us the key.

Uh, nice monkey.

Don't eat the key.

No!

Bad monkey.

Very, very bad.

Stop eating the key!

Wooh!

Huh?

Uh-oh, easy monkey, look out.

Look!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Okay uh, listen guys,
sorry about your buddy.

I know what it looks like,

but that was totally
an accident.

SALMON:
We have not time
for monkey business.

BAO:
Hey, stop monkeying around!

SALMON:
I'm cut.

BAO:
Okay.

Little help.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, sweet ginger!

SALMON:

BAO:
Oh, Salmon!

You will be my little
dumpling doom, ha!

You guys are banana nuts.

Hey, Staff of Destiny.

Chopstick of fury maneuver.

They're back.

Sushi roll 'em over.

I like it.

Let's banana peel out of here.

Dough!

Roll!

And whip!

Hey.

Throw in the face maneuver.

Get ahead of 'em.

Runaway fast maneuver.

You ain't so bad.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Hey, bun, stop.

Take that.

-Don't push.
-What?

Huh?

Barrel of monkey hook maneuver!

Oh, monkey block.

At least,
we're goin' down swinging!

SALMON SAMURAI:
No time for jokes!

BAO:
Can you think of a better time?

Whoa!

Uh?

Ha-ha, we're cool, you drool!

Whoa!

My dumplings.

Hm, my sacred orbs,
give them to me.

Huh?

Hmm?

Hmm, it is a warrior's armor.

Are you losing your mind?

You got fish eggs on your head.

Huh?

And I've got a monkey
on my face!

No, not the butt!

Please, not the butt!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Mm, where is that ship?

Sushi breath.

Are you seeing this?

Whoa, easy with the claws there,
monkey!

Whoa,
he's really diggin' in now!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Salmon!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Silence, sweet roll.

We've no time
for this foolishness.

BAO:
Yeah, yeah, I'm with ya.

Get off me, monkey!

BAO:
Go back to your home!

BAO:
Anywhere,
just not on my head, monkey!

BAO:
Come on.

You're slowin' me down.

You go any slower
and I'll have to carry you.

Do you require rest?

What? No.

Just a little dehydrated.

Need to moisturize.

Mm, we will rest out.

Oh, I thought I build a sauna.

Oh, creative!

And stretch this over here.

A little agua.

And flame.

And voilà, steam.

Ooh, ah, perfect.

Except for the monkey
on my head.

Tail out of my ear, please.

♪ Ba da da boom

♪ Ba da da di

Don't you know?
Steam, it is my dream.

Nobody's gonna slow me down.

Wow.

Now that's what I call livin'.

I know what this needs.

Yeah, garlic!

Thank you, Nu Wa.

Yo, sleeping beauty,
need a little room here.

This will wake him up.

Come on!

Oh!

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mm, that's the stuff.

Huh?

Hungry?

Go ahead, little fella.

Knock yourself out.

BAO:
Kinda spicy, huh?

Sorry, my little simian.

Sort of my acquired taste.

Mm.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Oh, disgusting.

What's wrong?

Garlic has rented odor.

Not fit for samurai.

Shows what you know.

You ever tried it?

Best in the world.

No,
this is the best in the world.

Huh?

Ew, gro--

Wasabi.

You had me at the sword.

Whoa, I didn't mean that!

Huh?

Samurai warrior must keep
his weapons free

from imperfections.

You can clean that weapon
all you want,

but it will always be dirty
from the dirty work you do.

If Octopus wins, it's over.

You'll have no honor.

Article 97,
samurai is like sword

and knows neither right
or wrong.

Ridiculous.

True heroes only do good
and punish bad.

Samurai do not think
in absolutes.

You fight with the bad guys,
you're a bad guy.

Hmm.

Ugh!

You fight for the good guys,
well then, you're a good guy.

Huh?

BAO:
What's that?

You brought a snack for me
this time?

Oh, thanks.

Huh?

Yuck, sour!
So sour!

And you knew it.

Punked by a monkey, that's it!

I'm gonna turn you into a bat.

Don't be afraid, Dodo.

I'm sure brother Bao
is on his way

to save us right now.

The intern?

He's just a rookie kid
off the street.

He dreams of bein' a hero.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Lord Squid Breath
will have the stone by tomorrow.

Not if his ship never makes it
to the island.

Something you'd like to share?

Because without a miracle,
we're in the soup.

Yes, Choy.

Uh, do you have a plan?

Hmm, I always have a plan.

Now, here's what we're gonna do.

First, we have to distract...

What? What?

What? Oh!

Oh no.

Little bun, wake up.

We have a grave situation.

Wake up, it's a fire.

BAO:
Fire?

Where did this come from?

Huh, fire?

Why didn't you tell me
there was a fire?

Look out!

Salmon, run!

Where to now?

SALMON SAMURAI:
I do not know,
but I must escape.

Heat and sushi do not mix.

Holy barbeque!

Come on, this way.

Getting weaker.

Get up!
I thought you were tough.

Come on!

Oh, now, what's he doing?

Oh, my vision.

Something is wrong.

Hey, little buddy.

Little buddy,
don't go up there.

I'll make you a path.

Must hurry or I'll be cooked.

-Huh?
-Uh?

BAO:
W-- w-- what is happening?

Whoa!

I'm turning into buns of death!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Oh no.

BAO:
Sweet Jesus!

I can't breathe!

BAO:
Monkey, look out, it's hot!

Now what?

Huh?

Whoa, popcorn!

Huh?

Huh?

Holy snack!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, w-- what is this?

Onion rings of doom.

BAO:
Mmm, tasty!

No, not tasty, deadly!

SALMON SAMURAI:
I am allergic!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Oh, my eyes, they're stinging!

BAO:
Thank goodness,
this is mozzarella!

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

SALMON SAMURAI:
My arms, I cannot tell
if they are all here.

BAO:
Big tough warrior.

BAO:
I'm glad I'm not allergic.

A little onion juice
and you're all tears.

SALMON SAMURAI:
I cannot smell, I cannot see.

BAO:
Mmm.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Where is my wasabi?

BAO:
Can't see, huh?

I'll help you.

BAO:
Oopsie.

BAO:
So, you can't smell
and you can't see?

Mmhmm, hmm.

Hmm?

Whoa, you really can't!

Are you gonna get better?

Negative. I am defeated.

Strike the final blow.

If I kill you now,
I'll just have to drag you.

You could escape. Let me die.

What good would that be?

You're my prisoner, remember?

Let's go.
What direction is the ship?

Mm-mm.

We've got to get moving.

Here, take this stick
and don't run into anything.

Why do you do this?

Why?

I can trade you
for my crew when we find them.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Hmm.

And-- hey, you can help me
build a boat.

Show me how.

I can only teach you
if you swear to the code.

That code again!
You're steaming my buns!

But okay, what do I have to do?

Very well.

State your name
and your rank.

Super Bao, warrior.

Okay, are we done?

Let us begin.

The book has many lessons.

We will start at the beginning.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Rule number one.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Hey, where are you going?

How will we do this
if you do not listen?

Article number one
of the samurai code states,

"A new initiate..."

Who is the man?

SALMON SAMURAI:
You are a bun.

SALMON SAMURAI:
And now you are lunch.

Salmon?

-Hmm.

BAO:
There that's better.

Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hi.

BAO:
Everything is just getting
further and further out there.

Every quest begins
with a single step--

Hmm.

Master, I could really use
a sign.

CREW MEMBER 1:
Wait for it. Wait for it, mmhmm.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Ah, lookin' good.

Okay, and very good.

Lookin' very, very--

Prisoner?

Hey there, handsome.

I was just admiring your teeth.

They're almost perfect.

Huh, they are perfect.

Eh, not quite,

but teeth are so very difficult
to keep clean.

Trust me, I've tried everything!

I use special
bucktooth whitening strips.

Ah, give them to me.

Oh no, I couldn't possibly,
it's my last one.

But I'll probably never use it.

Perhaps, I'd be willing to part
with it.

CREW MEMBER 2:
That whitening strip
would make my teeth perfect.

-Mmhmm.
-Hmm, okay.

-Say "cheese"!

CHOY:
Okay, here's the plan.

Kui, you're a pancake,
you can stand the heat.

Get in there
and get those exploding coals.

FORSEA:
Whoa, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

For the rest of us,
we create distraction

while Roli goes down
to the galley.

We only get one shot at this,
so Roli, make it spicy

-and blow up the shit.
-I'm on it,

Let's go, kick some wheat grass.

Lord Octopus!

Lord Octopus,
the prisoners are revolting!

What? I know they're revolting!

Oh, I mean they're escaping!

Huh?

TWI:
You can't escape this.

-Huh, coal?

Stop, stop!

Now that's what I call
a fish fry!

Yeah, imbeciles, stay down!

And here's the fish.

You're out of here.

And you, too!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Stop them! Get those pastries!

Yamazaki, do your thing.

I hate Chicken Boy.

There you are.

You idiot!

CHOY:
Time for a little
calamari shish kebab.

-My lord!

Huh?

LORD OCTOPUS:
Cut the noodling,
bring her down!

And down.

I've got this.

YAMAZAKI:
End of the line, pretty pasta.

Bring it, shrimp cocktail.

This really burns my bun.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Fish sticks!

Moron, what am I paying you for?

Sayonara!

Freeze, squid breath.

-Ugh, you do stink.
-I agree.

LORD OCTOPUS:
I heard that.

Lord Octopus,
we've captured them all!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Game's over, princess.

Huh, that's what you think.

Two prisoners are missing.

What?

Where are they?

Tell me now or you will boil.

CHOY:
They're cookin' up something
special just for you.

Dodo, chili powder.

Uh, okay.

Roli, you got to make it spicy
and blow up the ship.

Use the hottest stuff you got.

ROLI:
Oh, please, Dodo, hurry.

Hmm, where is that smell
coming from?

Uh?

Oh, got it!
Boom-boom time!

-This oughta do it.
-Hmm.

RILO:
Come on, Dodo.

Kitchen's closed.
The end.

-Yippie!
-Hey!

Bon appetite.

Gotcha now, little jelly roll.

-Uh-oh.
-Huh?

-Huh?
-Hmm.

What?

LORD OCTOPUS:
Look, guys,
you need to join us.

Now, hurry up, idiots,
and get my ship together.

CREW MEMBER 3:
On it, got it.

-Whoa, Salmon!
-Hmm.

BOA:
If you could see what I see,
it's the ship.

It looks like a beached whale.

This is our chance. Come on!

I remind you, I cannot see.

BOA:
That's great.

You won't see
all the bombs coming.

SALMON SAMURAI:
For once, you are right.

Ah, what is this?

BOA:
That smell, it's familiar.

Must be a chicken soup lake!

Oh, come on, let's go.

Oh, you can't see.

No problem. I'll lead the way!

-Please, no.
-Yeah!

My grandmuffin told me

chicken soup
could cure anything.

It could cure you.

Its restorative powers
work wonders for the body

and soul.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Huh, wow! It really works!

Hey, have some soup.
It's worth a try.

It can't hurt,
maybe it could heal you.

-What?
-Hmm.

Warrior must never accept help
from an enemy or a foreign soup.

Ditch the stupid samurai rules!

You're just hopeless.

-Hmm.
-Hmm

-You wanna see again?
-Hmm.

-You know you want to.
-Hmm. Hmm.

I must live with this condition.

You don't sound like a warrior.

Come on, man up. Give it a try.

Huh?

Hmm, not bad, eh?

Hmm, not bad at all.

Wait a minute!

Take it easy on that stuff.

Huh, well, how do you feel?

Mm.

Can you smell the wind?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Uh...

BAO:
Can you see the sunshine?

BAO:
Let me take this off.

Whoa, what a rush.

I can see.

-How do you feel?
-Awesome.

Hey, what's gotten into you?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Beautiful, man. Just great!

I smell life in all

its spectacular precious forms.

Groovy!

Uh, you got too much soup.

Easy, bro,
it's gone to your head.

Check out the sun, man.

It's like a giant flower

with petals of love!

Hey, I found some cool junk.

Let's build a boat, bro.

BAO:
Okay, now you're scaring me.

-Huh?
-I got way cool skills.

Surf's up, little bro roll.

I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as a tree,

or a lake of awesome
chicken soup,

created just for me.

I heard chicken soup affects
everyone differently,

but this is just nuts!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Chill, man.

I've created a monster. Huh?

No, that's too much soup!

Hey man, get your own,
this boat is mine.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

A little soup uh,
cures what ails you.

Too much,
and your mind fails you.

Yo, a little soup cures
what ails you.

Too much,
and your mind fails you.

Genius! Genius!

You're a wicked poet.

Huh?

I used to totally be
into poetry.

Had dreams when I was younger.

At night, I'd read this book.

Huh, Chicken Soup
for The Warrior Soul?

Young bun, I still know
not your name.

Ugh, I'm Super Bao.

Super Bao.

Super bun.

Ha, like buns of steel.

Right. And you would be?

Uh, hmm,
I am 15th generation descendant

of the attendant to Knight,

who was the personal guard
to the distinguished chancellor.

Nice to meet you.

Not sure I heard your name
in there.

What is it?

You can just call me "Salmon".

Cool?

My brother and I are the last
of our family

and it's our mission
to restore the honor

of samurai everywhere.

-You dig?
-Huh?

Fighting for an evil octopus
doesn't sound honorable.

Oh, it ain't like that, cupcake.

Me and the bro have to
take a shady gig now and then.

One more cash grab
with the stinky cephalopod

and we're off to the store.

The glory of the samurai.

You're fighting
with the bad guys.

Not cool, not glorious.

Uh, hey, what's the story
with this hunk of junk anyway?

Hey, put it down!
That's the Staff of Destiny.

Leave it alone!

More like a toothpick.

No, actually, you can
save the world with that staff.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Oh, the popsicle stick
of destiny.

-Whoa.
-Huh?

SALMON SAMURAI:
What's that, dude?

BAO:
Huh?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Oh, the ground is tofu.

Huh?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Whoa! Buzzkill.

Whoa!

He can't see us.

Whatever you do, don't move.

Uh-oh.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Whoa, my sacred orb.

Not cool, dude.

-Wait, what are you doing?

Nobody messes with my head, man.

Cowabunga!

BAO:
Salmon, look out!

Oh, we can escape
through those woods.

He's got my orb!

You can get a fish egg anywhere.

Uh...

Uh, whoa there, easy, froggy.

You don't wanna eat me.

I'm really not tasty

Oh! Ugh!

I've been kissed by a frog!

Gross! Gross!

Just stop it!

BAO:
So?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Get your guns on the run.

Hiya!

Okay, reptilio,
here's the dealio.

What's the matter, froggy?

Fish got your tongue?

Whoa! Hmm, so this is what
hangover feels like.

Note to self, chicken soup,
never again.

I'm-- I'm free.

I'm dizzy.

Samurai must always assess
his situation

and know what's on the menu.

Sometimes, it's him.

If I could just reach my sword.

BAO:
Now where's my--

Staff of destiny, winning.

Sushi samurai, cooked for sure.

You made that look easy.

Wait, what's that?
Conscious attack?

True heroes always do
what's right.

Dumb conscience.

Hmm, so this is my end.

A tofu sandwich
in a frog's belly.

Am-- am I dead?

Where are my ancestors?

Easy, tadpole, that's my sushi!

Whoa! Whoa!

Like links in a chain, Salmon.

We are connected.

Ha-ha, good to see you,
kelp face.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Thank you, little bun.

That's what friends are for.

Huh, got you!

Surprise for zombie slingshot.

Hey, Salmon!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Bao, your staff!

Oh, no!

We're not finish yet.

Fly, little bun!

My orb!

My Staff of Destiny!

Mmhmm.

BAO:
Yeah, you better run.

Just hop along now,
little froggy.

And don't you come back
no more, no more.

Woo-hoo! Up high!

Hmm.

Why didn't you escape?

Because we're friends.

Samurai have no friends.

Well, you do now.

But we are opponents.

So you still think
we're enemies, huh?

Hmm, come on.

We're the only two left
who can save the world.

Friends or not,
we got a job to do.

Let's get cookin'.

Friend.

What would a friend do
right now

if he knew his partner
was facing certain doom

at the hands of an enemy.

What would a friend do?

He would do the right thing.

I'm sorry, friend.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Idiots, morons, imbeciles!

How long can it possibly take
to repair one ship?

My lord, it's only been
10 minutes.

10 more minutes

and I started pulling fins.

Huh, understood, my lord.

Back to work
or I'll drop off your fins

and make soup out of all of you.

I'm so hungry I could eat
an entire crew.

My lord, I returned.

Salmon?

Brother, where is your prisoner?

Escaped into the forest.

No harm, no foul.

He's just an itty-bitty
steamed bun after all.

-Hmm
-Right?

-Sushi Samurai is back.
-Hmm?

Uh, intern?

No, I don't see him.

He's probably just
hangin' around.

Salmon!

I'll get you for this!

Well, you're just in time,
fish head.

Just in time to witness
the fulfillment of my destiny

as I obtain the flavor stone.

-Hmm.
-Hmm?

Only if your destiny
is to be a smelly one.

That's right.

"Smelly octopus",
that's what they call me,

because I'm cursed
by the hideous odiferousness

of the smell beyond my control.

While you pastries will always
be fresh and oh-so appealing,

I am destined
to slither the world awash

in this awful,
noxious, salty odor.

Yo, that's brutal, bro.

We're salty, too!

But once I control
the Five Flavors Stone,

I will make myself the ultimate
and sweetness.

Stinky octopus no more.

You'll all beg for a whiff
of my awesomeness!

You will use the stone
to change your flavor?

Was that somehow not clear
from the monologue?

Then pastries ain't exactly
the deepest dish in the kitchen.

Am I right? Or am I right?

Everyone else will be salty

as I gain control of all
the flavors of the world!

Yeah!

I would think
you will feel honored

as you will the first
of my salted food test subjects.

Forever onward, you will be
salt, salt, salt, salt,

and salt.

BAO:
In your dreams, ink spot!

Huh?

Hold on, my friends,
I'm here to rescue!

LORD OCTOPUS:
What happened?

This can't be.
How did he escape?

Yo, there, I am Super Bao,
direct descendant

of Grandmaster Lu Chen
and you are all in big trouble!

Eeh, ooh!

We call ourselves
"a tough guy" up in here.

Salmon Ninja, turn that red
into stuffing.

Bao, watch out!

Hiya!

Stop, Salmon.

Leave now!

Got you!

One way or another,
I'm going through you.

You know fighting your heart.

Mm-mm, mm-mm,
this won't do.

It's clear,
which brother is best.

You're no match for me.

Escape
while there is still a time.

This is getting painful
to watch.

Mm-hmm-hmm.

Ah, let's wrap this up now.

Little hero, do you happen to
have any last words?

People in loincloth
shouldn't skip underwear!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Plot twist!

Someone end this.

Yes, sir!

Brother, spare him,
he saved my life.

I have no bother.

You have been a nuisance
for far too long.

Please, brother.

Hiya!

Oh, the Staff of Destiny!

The ground is reaching
volcanic ash

and soon it will suck you dry.

You tried to be a hero
and know you will pay

the ultimate price
for your stupidity.

LORD OCTOPUS:
And what do we have here?

BAO:
Get your stinking tentacles
off of the Staff of Destiny.

Ooh, Staff of Destiny.

How very theatrical!

But now they are-- let's see--

Mm, the chop sticks of destiny
or nothing at all.

Well, you get the idea.

CREW MEMBER 3:
My lord,
the ship has been repaired.

Finally. No more delays!

Let's blow this taco stand
and take that sushi prisoner.

CREW MEMBER 1 AND CREW MEMBER 4:
Yes, my Lord.

CREW MEMBER 3:
Batten down the hatches,
hoist up the jib!

CREW MEMBER 4:
Uh, what's the jib again?

CREW MEMBER 1:
Still a little unclear
on hatch battening, too.

Brother,
are we doing the right thing?

YAMAZAKI:
Samurai warrior knows neither
right nor wrong

and a brother I have no more.

Say "goodbye" to your friend.

Hurry forward!

We must reach the Temple
of the Five Flavors now!

Well, that rescue
didn't go with--

You are such a failure to me.

Please, save us.

Friend. Friend.

TWI:
You owe me 50 bucks
for the steam room!

Oh, no! The staff!

Huh?

Super Bao,
you look so perplexed.

What is your problem?

Uh...

Grandmaster Lu Chen,
I let you down,

the Staff of Destiny
is gone forever.

LU CHEN:
First of all, Bao,
I am not Grandmaster Lu Chen.

I don't--
I don't quite understand.

If you're not Master Lu Chen,
who are you?

See, the thing is
I'm just a rock that kinda

looks like Grandmaster Lu Chen.

I'm a statue, kid.

Oh.

What's troublin' you, son?

Talk to the rock.

All is lost now.

My friends have been captured.

I let down my master
and the Staff of Destiny

is broken.

I'm no hero.

Super Bao, can you not see
that I am a hero?

You said yourself,
you're just a rock.

Yes.

And I've been out here
by myself

for thousands of years
in the wind and rain.

Master Lu Chen couldn't have
done that.

Standing still
never helped anyone.

Without master Lu Chen,
I'm doomed.

It was a weathering metaphor.

Never mind.

Now I have a question for you,
Bao.

Why didn't you fall?

Uh, is it because the chain
saved me?

Nah, it wasn't the chain.

It was you who grabbed it.

You're a great hero, Bao,
and you can save yourself,

and don't worry
about the Staff of Destiny.

We have them in the GitHub

as a simple slab of stone.

I might not know much,
but I know this,

there's a hero inside all of us.

It is not what's in your head,
but what's in your heart.

Greatness for the warrior begins

by believing in yourself.

Ah!

There's a hero inside me, too.

LU CHEN:
Reach, Bao, reach for the hero.

I will. I will!

LU CHEN:
Now, reach, Bao.

Reach with all your might.

BAO:
Yes, old wise rock,
I will reach.

LU CHEN:
Reach, Bao.

BAO:
I will, I am,

but it's kinda harder
with you talking all the time.

Sorry.

Oh, I did it.

LORD OCTOPUS:
This map is not accurate.

What is this Wall of Stone?

Where is it?

Where's the sacred Temple
of the Five Flavors?

I don't know, I don't, I don't.

No, I know, I know, I know,
I don't.

Where, oh, where, oh,
where is my temple?

The map say it should
be right here.

-What's wrong with this map?
-Uh, it's a place map.

What?

Oh, what am I going to do
with this guy, Yamazaki?

I know. I'll cut him
into tiny little carbo chunks

for the sharks
to munch on him tomorrow.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Unless, I see my palace
in the morning.

Oh, boy.

Hey, little guy.

Uh-oh.

Thank you for saving me,
monkeys.

And hey, I know we started off
on the wrong path, but-- huh?

The Staff of Destiny!

You fixed it!

Oh, what a beautiful morning,
oh, what a beautiful day.

I've got a terrible feeling,

a bread roll, I'm going to slay.

CREW MEMBER 3:
You're gonna die.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Where is it?

Now!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Where is the palace?

FORSEA:
I don't know, try GPS.

I've got a world to run,
flavors to change,

lives to destroy,
and you don't know?

No, no, no, no.

I don't, I don't.

CREW MEMBER 1:
Look, master,
there's writing on the cliff.

What does it say?

Huh?

Huh?

Hmm.

Let me see.

Step aside.
Give me that map.

Whoa!

LORD OCTOPUS:
By bread, by meat,
by Nu Wa, let's eat!

Oh!

Whoa!

Oh, don't just stand there!

Merman, your stations!

-Alright, chief.
-Get to it.

LORD OCTOPUS:
There we go.

This is amazing.

Sail on. Sail on!

Drive the ship forward.

There it is, the fabled Temple
of the Five Flavors!

-Oh!
-Ah!

LORD OCTOPUS:
It's magnificent.

There is the entrance.

Ah!

Quickly, we must descend
the 5,000 steps to have it.

5,000, huh?

Hmm.

Finally.

The Temple
of the Five Flavors Stone.

Oh!

YAMAZAKI:
Oh!

It's even more beautiful
than I imagined.

YAMAZAKI:
Oh, yeah.

Isn't it incredible, Yamazaki?

Yes, my lord. Quite.

Oh!

YAMAZAKI:
Oh!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Yes, yes.

YAMAZAKI:
Oh!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Mmm.

Oh.

The Five Flavors Stone.

Eeh, mm, yeah.

Yes, reveal your secrets to me.

CHOY:
Nature is in chaos.

He must be near the stone
by now.

KUI:
Game over, man.

Goldfish!

King.

Huh? Huh?

TWI:
Look, up in the sky.
It's a bird!

Huh?

Looks like, could be,
it's a sticky bun!

-No, it's Bao!
-Intern!

It's just a bun
with a few monkeys.

Make that many monkeys.

Archery details!

CREW MEMBER 3:
On it!

Oh, my bad.

BAO:
There's a hero inside all of us.

attack!

Barrel of monkeys hook maneuver!

Hang on, everyone, I'm coming!

-Hiya!
-Ow!

Huh? Oh, oh.

-Bao!
-Intern!

Let's make that bun
a big sandwich.

CHOY:
Thank you, warrior.

All in a day's work, princess.

Here we go.

BAO:
Salmon!

Hmm.

Hiya!

Huh?

Uh, didn't get you there, did I?

I'm fine.

You gotta admit though,
that was cool.

Super Bao, we have to get
a move on.

Octopus has the stone.

It isn't over
until the plate is clean.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,

this one here is good to go.

YAMAZAKI:
Oh, yeah.

Soon I will control the flavors
and consume all that is good

in the world.

CHOY:
Not if we came out there.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Welcome, my flavorful friends.

You're just in time,
just in time to become

my very first test subjects.

Round, and round,
and round they go,

and where they stop,
only I know.

My mother told me to pick
the very best one and--

Drum roll, please.

Sour!

What's happening?

And coming up next on
the flavoricious hit parade...

Come on, we have to stop him!

BAO:
Keep going!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Spicy!

You'll never get away with this!

I already have,
because all that's left...

Salty.

Take cover!

What's our next move, princess?

Whoa!

Salted fish?

What's wrong with them?

Salt zombies!

Now there is something
you don't see every day.

And now here they come!

Quick, behind that rock!

Uh, over here if you need me.

Princess is in trouble.

Princess!

Oh no!

CHOY:
Kui!

KUI:
Can't move.

-I'm out!
-I know where to hide.

We can't save Kui
unless we stop this.

Intern, what are you doing?

Keep away from the salt!

Don't get saltified!

CHOY:
Bao, be careful!

DODO:
Bao!

TWI:
Oh, no, the intern!

He's not going to make it.

Kui, I can do it.

Come on. A little more.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Let's do this thing.

Right behind you.

Salt.

The salt is everywhere!

CREW MEMBER 1:
Oh, it's super power!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Who invited the leftovers?

LORD OCTOPUS:
Surrender now,
you tiny appetizers

and I just might keep you
on the menu as my slaves.

-Never!
-Wrong answer.

Cover your eyes,
cover your eyes!

Is it over?

No, keep them closed!

Daddy like it.

Get off, brine brain.

BAO:
Oh no, Roli.

Hand over
the Five Flavors Stone!

Certainly. But first--

I should've killed you
the moment I had that chance.

It is not too late to end this,
my brother.

YAMAZAKI:
It is for me.

Hiya!

LORD OCTOPUS:
If it isn't the tiny morsel
of hero?

And I'm in the mood
for a little bite.

-Ow!

Blugh!

BAO:
You taste worse than you smell!

LORD OCTOPUS:
I heard that!

SALMON SAMURAI:
You've grown tough, brother.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Enough of your games.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hiya!

YAMAZAKI:
Miss me?

Whoa! What do we do now?

Samurai circled maneuver.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Good thinking.

Let's move.

My staff!

Now you will taste justice.

Taste this!

The sour stone!

-Oh, my eyes!

YAMAZAKI:
It doesn't have to end this way.

Join me and together
we will enjoy

the spoils of the world.

Not on my watch.

Back off, scale face!

Huh? Wait, no! It's me, Choy!

My arm is turning salty.

Save me!

Help me, please, anyone!

-Oh, heavy.

Oh, heavy!

I will join you no more.

Have it your way.

Hmm? Garlic?

Hmm, Super Bao.

Pathetic pastry,

even as you face certain
destruction,

you continue to fight.

Nunchakus of Destiny!

I do not like your smell,
but garlic, give him hell.

Hiya!

Is that garlic?

SALMON SAMURAI:
Garlic is the new wasabi.

Is this all you got?

You ain't seen nothing yet!

Oh, no!

Had enough or you're thirsty
for more?

My appetite for destruction
knows no bounds!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Nothing can stop
my ultimate power.

Huh?

Run. Run, run!

Now my small foes, you will die!

Run, but you'll never escape.

Zombies? What a year I'm having.

Forsea, please, listen.

-Hang in there. Hang in there.

Tell Super Bao

he still owes me 80 bucks
for the steam room!

Twi, Twi, Twi!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Well, I gotta say
this hasn't been fun

you know, just because of you.

And now,
before the credits roll...

BAO:
Salmon, his mouth!

Hmm?

The stone must be in there.

SALMON SAMURAI:
Up we go.

Go!

Samurai toss maneuver.

LORD OCTOPUS:
Oh, you amuse me.

Hiya!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Grab the chain!

Whoa! Whoa! Got it!

SALMON SAMURAI:
Now pull me up! Pull!

SALMON SAMURAI:
If his partner was facing
certain doom,

a true friend
would do the right thing.

BAO:
Oh!

Goodbye, my friend.

Salmon.

You've been found!

My flavor!

Now what? Now what?

What do I do? What do I do?

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, what is happening?

No!

Hey, I can control the flavors!

Hey, Octostomp.

Huh?

Eat this!

LORD OCTOPUS:
My power!

CHOY:
Oh, no!

Dodo, come with me.

Roli?

Dodo, she's alive!

Yayee! Yayee!

CHOY:
Super Bao must have
the Five Flavors Stone!

Intern did it?

Wait, he owes me money!

Wait for me!

LORD OCTOPUS:
Oh no!

Help me!

Salmon! Salmon!

Salmon!

TWI:
Lookin' for the stone!

Huh?

Is the stone in here somewhere?

No, Salmon.

Salmon?

CHOY:
There's the stone.

Huh? Huh?

I have to rescue it.

Oh no.

We've got to get out of here.

We haven't got much time.

CHOY:
Wait, it's going to fall apart!

The stone must be meant
to stay here.

It's all collapsing.

Get back to the ship!

Super Bao, we have to go!

Now!

Not without Salmon!

Wait!

The island is going to sink.

Salmon!

What's happening?

CHOY:
Everybody,
get back to the ship!

-Whoa. W-- what happened?
-Huh?

Super Bao, now!

FORSEA:
Come on, Boa.

Huh?

-We must save the rest!
-Huh?

Wait, it's too late, Bao!

There's just no time!

Come on, Twi!

Uh, okay.

Princess, do we get the stone?

It's not important.

Lord Octopus is no more.

-Let's go.
-Let's sail! Ship sail!

ROLI:
On it!

Huh? Uh-oh!

Look out, little one.

-Oh
-Oh.

EVERYONE:
Oh!

Super Bao,
Salmon was a hero.

I can't believe
he's really gone.

No one is ever gone
who lives within our hearts.

He would have wanted you
to have it.

Thank you, princess,

but I think I'll do just fine
with this.

I'm sorry I wasn't able
to get the stone.

CHOY:
Already, balance is restored

and the natural order
has resumed.

No, the stone was meant
to stay here.

This is its rightful place.

Here, safe from all who would
use it for evil.

You have done well, Super Bao,

and someday you will see
your friend again.

BOA:
I hope so.

I really hope so.