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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,421 --> 00:00:10,421 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:23,976 --> 00:00:26,310 Bob, we're gonna miss the beginning of the movie. 3 00:00:26,345 --> 00:00:28,112 Plus, I'm smuggling chocolate in my pants. 4 00:00:28,146 --> 00:00:30,097 We got to get there before it melts. 5 00:00:30,132 --> 00:00:31,599 I'm gonna get it. Just a sec. 6 00:00:31,633 --> 00:00:33,351 Ugh! Can you roll down the windows back here? 7 00:00:33,385 --> 00:00:34,986 I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath. 8 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,721 I can't. They're broken. 9 00:00:36,755 --> 00:00:38,856 I think I forgot to brush this morning. Did I? 10 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,241 Yeah. Yeah, you did. 11 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:42,476 Hey, who am I? 12 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,697 I'm Bob's car! 13 00:00:46,732 --> 00:00:47,982 Good one, J.P. 14 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:49,450 Uh, not a good one, Jimmy. 15 00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:52,153 Started right up. 16 00:00:52,204 --> 00:00:53,637 - They went inside, Dad. - Oh. 17 00:00:53,672 --> 00:00:55,856 Start driving! Gene just took off his shoes! 18 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:57,575 And my socks! 19 00:00:57,609 --> 00:00:59,794 Why don't you wash your children? 20 00:01:02,547 --> 00:01:05,349 Oh, great. Can't I just take my family to a stupid movie? 21 00:01:05,384 --> 00:01:08,169 Dog Prom 3D is not a stupid movie! 22 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:10,471 Are we gonna just leave our car there like that? 23 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,723 That's what we're gonna do when Dad and Mom break down. 24 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:14,341 Leave them by the side of the road! 25 00:01:14,393 --> 00:01:16,510 Hey, guys, you want to see a live TV show taping? 26 00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:18,029 - Do I! - Give me that. 27 00:01:18,063 --> 00:01:20,164 "Come to a taping of Family Fracas." 28 00:01:20,198 --> 00:01:22,316 What's Family Fracas? 29 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,735 It's a game show where they make families do weird stuff 30 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,237 and then dump foam all over them. 31 00:01:26,271 --> 00:01:28,339 I'm into weird stuff and foam. Can we go? 32 00:01:28,373 --> 00:01:30,341 We should go home and call a tow truck. 33 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:31,909 The car's not going anywhere, Bobby. 34 00:01:31,943 --> 00:01:33,377 Come on, it'll be fun. 35 00:01:33,412 --> 00:01:34,779 Please, Dad? 36 00:01:34,813 --> 00:01:36,580 - Please, Dad! - Come on! 37 00:01:36,615 --> 00:01:37,981 - Come on, come on. Come on. - Please! 38 00:01:37,999 --> 00:01:39,784 Please! 39 00:01:42,954 --> 00:01:44,288 Oh, look! Pam's Court! 40 00:01:44,322 --> 00:01:46,557 I love the way she bangs that gavel. Bang! 41 00:01:46,591 --> 00:01:49,160 - Aah!- Hey, isn't that Pam's ex-husband Chuck? 42 00:01:49,194 --> 00:01:50,127 Oh, my God. 43 00:01:50,162 --> 00:01:51,345 - What's he doing here? - Aah! 44 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:53,180 - Oh, hey, Chuck. - Hello, Belchers. 45 00:01:53,215 --> 00:01:55,933 Long time no see since you got my show canceled and me fired. 46 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,854 A boobity boobity boobity boo! 47 00:01:59,888 --> 00:02:02,089 - Linda, nice to see you dressed again. - Thank you. 48 00:02:02,124 --> 00:02:03,557 Yeah. Sorry about that. It... 49 00:02:03,592 --> 00:02:05,626 Water under the bridge, Bob. 50 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:07,611 - Oh, good. - Dark, dirty water. 51 00:02:07,646 --> 00:02:09,647 - Under a horrible bridge. - Um... 52 00:02:09,681 --> 00:02:11,382 Oh, but all is well now. 53 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:12,883 You're looking at the new host of Family Fracas! 54 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:14,485 Chuck, we got a problem. 55 00:02:14,519 --> 00:02:16,287 - The Morgan family just dropped out of the show. - Aah. 56 00:02:16,321 --> 00:02:18,122 Food poisoning. Gross! 57 00:02:18,156 --> 00:02:20,291 We got to find another family of five in the next ten minutes. 58 00:02:20,325 --> 00:02:21,725 But how the heck are we gonna do that? 59 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,294 The heck right here. 60 00:02:23,328 --> 00:02:24,762 Yeah! We're a family of five. 61 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,964 No, we're not. One, two, three, four. 62 00:02:26,998 --> 00:02:28,432 Oh, yes we are! 63 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:29,834 Harry, this is a bad idea. 64 00:02:29,868 --> 00:02:31,268 No idea's a bad idea. 65 00:02:31,303 --> 00:02:32,670 I like this guy! 66 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:33,938 I... I don't know. 67 00:02:33,972 --> 00:02:35,656 Grand prize is a brand-new minivan. 68 00:02:36,825 --> 00:02:38,125 Dad, this is a no-brainer. 69 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,894 - Dad, come on! - No, no. No, no, no. 70 00:02:39,928 --> 00:02:41,295 Bobby! If we win the minivan, 71 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,397 we can put the car out of its misery. 72 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,416 No. What the hell. Let's do it! 73 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,601 - No! - Fantastic! Hooray for Family Fracas! 74 00:02:47,652 --> 00:02:51,405 It's time for Family Fracas! 75 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,941 Here's your host... Chuck Charles! 76 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:55,776 Hiya, folks! 77 00:02:55,811 --> 00:02:57,745 - Western Med... - Whoa. Is that Bob? 78 00:02:57,779 --> 00:03:00,981 Let's welcome back the reigning champs, the O'Donnell family! 79 00:03:01,016 --> 00:03:04,718 And competing against the O'Donnells are the Belchers. 80 00:03:04,753 --> 00:03:06,654 - Hi! - Hi, Linda. 81 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:08,155 Look. Tina's on Family Fracas. 82 00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:09,924 My cousin was gonna be on that show, 83 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:12,293 but he didn't want to wear that outfit. I don't blame him. 84 00:03:12,327 --> 00:03:13,928 Belchers, introduce yourselves. 85 00:03:13,962 --> 00:03:15,963 Uh, well, I'm Bob, and this is my wife Linda. 86 00:03:15,997 --> 00:03:17,331 Don't look at my hair. 87 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,833 I didn't know I was gonna be on TV. 88 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,434 And this is my daughter Louise. 89 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,303 It's Louise! * And she is gonna win. * 90 00:03:22,337 --> 00:03:23,671 Okay, okay, okeydoke. And that one. 91 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:25,139 That's Gene. 92 00:03:25,173 --> 00:03:26,540 Camera, take the day off! 93 00:03:26,575 --> 00:03:27,975 I added ten pounds to myself! 94 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,443 And the last one's Tina. 95 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:31,679 Hi. I'm Tina. I like horses, music and boys. 96 00:03:31,713 --> 00:03:33,881 Hi, boys. I'm Tina. 97 00:03:33,915 --> 00:03:35,382 Okay, that's more than enough. 98 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:36,784 All right, let's get Frackin'! 99 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:38,452 It's time for the Brain Drain! 100 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,654 Well, it looks like these guys have lost their marbles. 101 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:42,022 The first team to fill their brain 102 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:43,457 with these wins the challenge. 103 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,925 And what does the other team get? 104 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,993 Foamed! 105 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:47,328 That's right... foamed. 106 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:50,865 On your mark, get set, go! 107 00:03:50,899 --> 00:03:53,667 Are you trying to distract me by holding my hand? 108 00:03:53,702 --> 00:03:55,135 Huh, what? Owen, I feel it, too. 109 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:56,804 But right now, we're competitors. 110 00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:59,173 I can't be sweet on you before I beat on you. 111 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:00,574 Tina, marble me! 112 00:04:00,609 --> 00:04:01,976 Oh, right. 113 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:03,244 Done! 114 00:04:06,848 --> 00:04:08,382 I ate it! I ate it! 115 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,317 Num, num, num. I like it! 116 00:04:10,352 --> 00:04:13,187 First team to remove all the flies from their soup wins. 117 00:04:13,221 --> 00:04:15,155 Losing team gets... face full of foam! 118 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:17,391 - All right, Mom, you ready? You pumped? - Yeah! 119 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,759 - Slap my face! - What? 120 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,060 - Slap it! - Oh, uh... 121 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:21,996 I'll slap yours. 122 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:23,530 Oh, uh, I'm pumped! I'm pumped! 123 00:04:23,565 --> 00:04:26,100 And... go! 124 00:04:27,469 --> 00:04:29,403 - Done! - Aha! 125 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,905 Yeah! Foam time! 126 00:04:32,908 --> 00:04:34,708 The Belchers and the O'Donnells are tied. 127 00:04:34,743 --> 00:04:37,044 Whoever wins the Human Claw challenge wins the whole game. 128 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,780 I can smell that minivan. 129 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:41,715 I call shotgun! I call optional third row. 130 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,617 Ugh! The whole third row. 131 00:04:43,652 --> 00:04:45,085 Children, shut up, shut up, shut up! 132 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,620 And Bob and Pat are gonna get dunked 133 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:48,055 into a pit full of blue balls. 134 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:50,024 The first one to find a yellow ball wins. 135 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:52,793 But they have to grab the ball with their teeth. 136 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:55,396 Families, you control the crane. No crane, no gain, am I right? 137 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,897 I am right! 138 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,233 My harness is a little tight 139 00:04:59,267 --> 00:05:00,200 - around the groin... - Go! 140 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:08,042 Come on, Dad! Make us proud for once! 141 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:10,177 I got one! I got one! 142 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:12,880 Dad won! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha! 143 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:14,381 Well, bash my head in with a brick. 144 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:15,749 The Belchers won. 145 00:05:15,784 --> 00:05:17,251 - We won! We won! - Yah! 146 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:18,786 - Yes! Yay! - All right! 147 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:19,753 Yay, Bobby! 148 00:05:19,788 --> 00:05:21,155 Wow, Tina won. 149 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,891 Honk, honk, honk! 150 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:26,493 O'Donnells, we are really sorry to see you go. 151 00:05:26,528 --> 00:05:27,528 You are good people. 152 00:05:27,562 --> 00:05:29,229 Bye, Joey and Owen! 153 00:05:29,264 --> 00:05:30,631 You're leaving in shame, but you played a good game. 154 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:32,266 They were terrible. 155 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,601 And now the Belchers are gonna spin the prize wheel 156 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:36,804 for a chance to win a brand-new minivan! 157 00:05:38,974 --> 00:05:40,908 I got this. 158 00:05:40,942 --> 00:05:44,144 Come on, come on, come on, minivan. 159 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:46,080 Oh, hey, a five-gallon bucket of Fracas foam, 160 00:05:46,114 --> 00:05:47,948 so you can get foamed at home. 161 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:49,483 Home foam! No! 162 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,452 Yes! It tastes good. Trust me. 163 00:05:51,486 --> 00:05:53,387 The Belchers will return tomorrow as the champs 164 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,255 and have another shot at the minivan. 165 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:56,757 Hey! We're coming back! 166 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,158 That's exactly what I just said. 167 00:05:58,193 --> 00:05:59,526 Put your hands together for the winning family! 168 00:05:59,561 --> 00:06:00,928 You hear that? 169 00:06:00,962 --> 00:06:02,363 We're the winning family! 170 00:06:02,397 --> 00:06:03,764 Yes, they all hear that! I have a microphone. 171 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,199 Congratulations to the most annoying 172 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:06,867 winning family in Fracas history. 173 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:09,370 - We won most annoying! Yeah! - Hi, Ma! 174 00:06:13,195 --> 00:06:15,963 You guys, this is so much better than the minivan. 175 00:06:15,998 --> 00:06:17,365 Mmm. 176 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:19,067 Gene, stop eating that crap. 177 00:06:19,101 --> 00:06:22,103 You're just jealous that I have frothy diarrhea. 178 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:23,571 Come on, you big idiot. 179 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:25,840 ♪ La, la, la... 180 00:06:25,874 --> 00:06:29,277 Hey, Jimmy, did you happen to catch Family Fracas last night? 181 00:06:29,311 --> 00:06:30,912 'Cause we were on it, and we won. 182 00:06:30,946 --> 00:06:32,280 Oh yeah, is that the show 183 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:34,515 where the most pathetic family wins? 184 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,417 No, no. No, it isn't, Jimmy. 185 00:06:36,452 --> 00:06:38,453 Why don't you watch it tonight? I'll send you a shout out. 186 00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:40,288 Oh, yeah, why don't you watch this? 187 00:06:40,322 --> 00:06:42,490 Hey, I'm Bob! I'm on a game show! Blah, blah, blah! 188 00:06:42,524 --> 00:06:44,926 I... I don't want to watch that. I'm gonna change the channel 189 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,828 with my remote that I have. Click! 190 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:48,796 - I'm still Bob, and I'm still on... - Wait, wait, wait. Click. 191 00:06:48,831 --> 00:06:50,264 This channel. I just shut you off! I just shut you off... 192 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:51,666 - And I'm on that. - So you can't say anything! 193 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,167 Now I'm on shut off channel. I shut you off! 194 00:06:53,202 --> 00:06:55,269 Belchers, meet your competition... the Changs. 195 00:06:55,304 --> 00:06:56,504 Hey. Everybody Chang sons tonight. 196 00:06:56,538 --> 00:06:58,873 Oh, dear lord. 197 00:06:58,907 --> 00:07:00,308 Oh, my gosh, there's Pam! 198 00:07:00,342 --> 00:07:02,777 Hi, Pam! I mean, Your Honor. 199 00:07:02,811 --> 00:07:06,013 Chuck. I see you're working with these nice folks again. 200 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:07,448 How fun for you! 201 00:07:07,483 --> 00:07:08,783 Well, I have to get to court. 202 00:07:08,817 --> 00:07:10,318 ♪ You're not a real judge. ♪ 203 00:07:10,385 --> 00:07:12,653 ♪ If anyone needs me, I'll be in my chambers. ♪ 204 00:07:12,688 --> 00:07:15,189 ♪ It's not chambers. It's a dressing room! ♪ 205 00:07:15,224 --> 00:07:17,391 I sentence you to kiss my ass! See this right here? 206 00:07:17,426 --> 00:07:18,993 - That's your punishment! - Oh, wouldn't you... ? Oh, you would love it. 207 00:07:19,027 --> 00:07:20,194 - Oh, you would love it. - You can just kiss it. 208 00:07:20,229 --> 00:07:22,163 Oh, I will do it. 209 00:07:22,197 --> 00:07:23,631 Somebody better kiss somebody's ass, or I'm gonna go crazy. 210 00:07:23,665 --> 00:07:25,032 Belchers and Changs are tied. 211 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:26,634 Whoever wins the Human Claw takes the game. 212 00:07:26,668 --> 00:07:28,035 Good luck, Changs! And Belchers. 213 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:30,438 But mostly Changs. 214 00:07:30,472 --> 00:07:31,772 And go! 215 00:07:33,909 --> 00:07:36,544 Yeah, Dad, 216 00:07:36,578 --> 00:07:37,645 grab those balls! 217 00:07:37,679 --> 00:07:39,480 - Yeah! - I got one! 218 00:07:39,515 --> 00:07:40,882 Oh! So sorry, Joe. 219 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:43,117 Bob's little rat snout found the ball first, 220 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,752 which means the Belchers win! 221 00:07:44,786 --> 00:07:46,187 All right! 222 00:07:46,221 --> 00:07:47,455 Did you just say rat snout? 223 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:49,157 Let me at that wheel! 224 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,529 Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! 225 00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:58,633 Foam again?! 226 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,568 Uh, Chuck, can I give someone a shout out? 227 00:08:00,602 --> 00:08:02,370 - Absolutely not. - Jimmy Pesto's an idiot! The end. 228 00:08:02,404 --> 00:08:03,871 Tough shout out. Hmm. 229 00:08:03,906 --> 00:08:05,540 Thanks for sharing, Bob. So glad you guys are coming back. 230 00:08:05,574 --> 00:08:06,774 If I could just mention my restaurant, Bob's... 231 00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:08,242 No, you may not. 232 00:08:08,277 --> 00:08:10,578 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 233 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:12,580 ♪ Pizza game ♪ 234 00:08:12,614 --> 00:08:14,282 ♪ Ooh ♪ 235 00:08:14,316 --> 00:08:17,051 ♪ Talking trash ♪ 236 00:08:17,085 --> 00:08:21,088 ♪ Ooh, spinning the wheel ♪ 237 00:08:21,123 --> 00:08:23,024 ♪ Fracas foam ♪ 238 00:08:23,058 --> 00:08:26,060 ♪ Get foamed at home ♪ 239 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,528 ♪ There's Jimmy Pesto ♪ 240 00:08:27,563 --> 00:08:28,529 ♪ He's so mad ♪ 241 00:08:28,564 --> 00:08:30,932 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 242 00:08:30,966 --> 00:08:33,668 ♪ Fracas foam, get foamed at home ♪ 243 00:08:33,702 --> 00:08:35,303 ♪ Jealous ♪ 244 00:08:35,337 --> 00:08:36,804 ♪ 245 00:08:36,838 --> 00:08:39,307 ♪ No minivan for you. ♪ 246 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,778 Harry, please, please, please kick the Belchers off the show. 247 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,613 You've asked me that every night this week. 248 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:45,448 - And what do I say? - You say, 249 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,450 "Watch this," and then, you do that thing with your hands. 250 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,785 That's right, Chuck. Watch this. 251 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,253 - Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. - Oh, whoa. 252 00:08:50,287 --> 00:08:51,721 - Oh, oh, rounder. - Oh, oh, oh. 253 00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:53,089 Whoa! Where we going? Opposites. 254 00:08:53,124 --> 00:08:54,924 Yup. 255 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:56,593 - Here comes a hand. - Ah, that's how you get me! 256 00:08:56,627 --> 00:08:57,961 You said they could be on one episode, 257 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,396 but they keep coming back again and again. 258 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,798 Look, it's part of the job. 259 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,501 Richard Dawson used to kiss all the women on Family Feud. 260 00:09:04,535 --> 00:09:06,102 He didn't pick and choose. He just puckered up. 261 00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:07,987 Pucker up, Chuck. 262 00:09:08,022 --> 00:09:10,423 - No, seriously, pucker up. - Hmm. Hmm? 263 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,991 Okay, come here. Practice on me. 264 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:14,694 - I'm Dawson, you're me. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 265 00:09:14,729 --> 00:09:16,279 - You're Dawson, I'm me. - Okay. Mm-hmm. 266 00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:18,114 - Yeah, just like that. - Okay. 267 00:09:18,149 --> 00:09:19,499 - Now we're both Dawson. Double Dawson. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 268 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:20,967 Mmm, mmm, mmm. Okay. 269 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,302 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 270 00:09:22,336 --> 00:09:23,837 - Okay, are we good? - One more. 271 00:09:23,871 --> 00:09:26,172 Maybe someone else should spin the prize wheel tonight 272 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:27,807 since Louise keeps landing on foam. 273 00:09:27,842 --> 00:09:31,911 Ooh! I thought you wanted five big buckets of foam! 274 00:09:31,929 --> 00:09:35,265 - No. - I wish you would have told me sooner, Tina! 275 00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:37,667 Don't worry. We'll beat the other family like we always do. 276 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:40,036 And tonight, we win the van. I feel it. 277 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:42,272 You're gonna feel your butt being spanked. 278 00:09:42,306 --> 00:09:44,407 That's what you're gonna feel. 279 00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:46,209 Jimmy?! You're on Family Fracas? 280 00:09:46,243 --> 00:09:48,945 Yup. I signed us up. Get ready to lose. 281 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,281 I only count four Pestos and your bartender Trev. 282 00:09:51,315 --> 00:09:54,050 I told them he was the son I always wanted. 283 00:09:54,084 --> 00:09:55,835 - What? - Right on, Pops. Ha! 284 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:57,887 Oh, I see you guys have met. 285 00:09:57,922 --> 00:09:59,088 Jimmy, you should just leave right now, 286 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:00,356 because we're unbeatable. 287 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,858 Jimmy Pesto! 288 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,626 Oh, you're the guy Bob called an idiot on the air. 289 00:10:03,661 --> 00:10:05,128 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 290 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:07,225 Hmm. You hate Bob, I hate Bob. I like you. 291 00:10:07,259 --> 00:10:08,993 Jimmy Jr., you and I are friends 292 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:11,429 and have been more than friends on one and a half occasions. 293 00:10:11,463 --> 00:10:12,830 If you say so. 294 00:10:12,865 --> 00:10:14,265 But tonight, we're competitors. 295 00:10:14,299 --> 00:10:15,783 I have to put aside my feelings for you. 296 00:10:15,818 --> 00:10:17,135 And destroy you. 297 00:10:17,169 --> 00:10:18,836 Whoa. You're being kind of intense, Tina. 298 00:10:18,871 --> 00:10:20,405 I know. I bring it. 299 00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:22,306 And... go! 300 00:10:23,992 --> 00:10:25,743 Come on Gene and Tina! Brush! 301 00:10:25,778 --> 00:10:27,278 Tiny circles! Tiny circles! 302 00:10:27,312 --> 00:10:28,946 Come on, Jay Ju! 303 00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:31,015 I can't believe you made me care about this. Come on! 304 00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:33,117 Do it, Jimmy! Go! 305 00:10:33,152 --> 00:10:35,520 Hey, Jimmy Jr., you missed a spot. 306 00:10:35,554 --> 00:10:37,155 - On your face. - Quit it, Tina! 307 00:10:37,189 --> 00:10:38,189 T! 308 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,257 Pick up the pace! 309 00:10:40,359 --> 00:10:41,259 Brush, brush, brush, brush! 310 00:10:41,293 --> 00:10:41,976 Done! 311 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:47,098 Damn it! 312 00:10:47,132 --> 00:10:48,182 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 313 00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:51,319 You hit my eye! 314 00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:53,354 Here. Now we're twins again! 315 00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:55,139 - Done! - Yes! 316 00:10:56,842 --> 00:10:58,376 Oh, what's the point of having twins if they can't 317 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,461 hit each other with eggs like they were supposed to? 318 00:11:00,496 --> 00:11:02,263 The Belchers and Pestos are neck and neck. 319 00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:04,832 It's anybody's game as we head into the Human Claw! 320 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:06,334 Have fun losing, Jimmy. 321 00:11:07,669 --> 00:11:08,970 Well said, Jimmy. 322 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,172 Ready, set, grab that ball! 323 00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,842 - We have a winner! - Huh? 324 00:11:14,877 --> 00:11:16,144 No! 325 00:11:16,178 --> 00:11:17,311 What just happened? 326 00:11:17,346 --> 00:11:19,347 We lost to the Pestos. 327 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:20,681 We had a good run. 328 00:11:20,716 --> 00:11:22,416 And that's from a kid who hates running. 329 00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:24,852 I'm so sorry, Bob. 330 00:11:24,887 --> 00:11:28,673 The Pestos are the new champs of Family Fracas! 331 00:11:32,678 --> 00:11:34,679 Uh, can you lower me down now? 332 00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,881 We're trying! It's stuck, Bobby! 333 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:38,699 Chuck, the crane is stuck. 334 00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:39,884 Bob, just a second. 335 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:42,520 And the Pestos win a brand-new minivan! 336 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,905 Oh! 337 00:11:43,939 --> 00:11:45,573 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 338 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:47,241 - Pull! - Kids, stop. 339 00:11:47,276 --> 00:11:48,843 Don't do that. Stop! 340 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:50,178 No, no, no! 341 00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:53,247 - Oh, boy. - Oh, Dad. 342 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,286 Oh, that's too bad. 343 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,789 Let's give the Belchers a big Family Fracas bye-bye! 344 00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:03,891 Bye-bye, Belchers! 345 00:12:03,926 --> 00:12:05,843 Bye! What? I'm saying good-bye. 346 00:12:09,281 --> 00:12:11,582 I know what you're all thinking... not only did we lose to the Pestos 347 00:12:11,617 --> 00:12:13,184 but I also humiliated myself. 348 00:12:13,218 --> 00:12:14,685 Correct. I was thinking that. 349 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,320 Well, you're right. I blew it. 350 00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:18,489 At least we have all this stupid foam. 351 00:12:18,523 --> 00:12:21,259 Aw, Bobby. I'm gonna get rid of this Fracas foam. 352 00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,527 I'm gonna flush it down the toilet. Bye. 353 00:12:23,562 --> 00:12:24,629 No! You can't! 354 00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:25,630 It's true. It says right there 355 00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:26,931 - you can't. - Oh. 356 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,332 Hey, Dad, want a little good news? 357 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:29,667 You're about to go viral. 358 00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:30,868 Stop! 359 00:12:30,903 --> 00:12:32,169 Oh, that's too bad. 360 00:12:32,204 --> 00:12:34,805 His pants come off every time. 361 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,642 Thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for helping me get past this. 362 00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:39,043 No problem. 363 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:41,545 How did Jimmy find that ball in two seconds? 364 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:42,530 It's almost impossible. 365 00:12:42,581 --> 00:12:44,165 Bob, stop obsessing. 366 00:12:44,199 --> 00:12:46,167 It's over. 367 00:12:46,201 --> 00:12:48,836 This is the fifth time he's circled the block. 368 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,772 Jimmy, I get it. You won the minivan. 369 00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:53,608 Face it, Bob. You were destined to lose. 370 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,376 I knew it, Chuck sure knew it. 371 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:57,645 Wh... what do you mean, "Chuck sure knew it"? What does that mean? 372 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,480 What? Nothing. I... I have a disease 373 00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:02,266 where I say things, you know, and it makes me drive away... 374 00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:05,720 Hmm. 375 00:13:07,773 --> 00:13:09,774 We have a w... 376 00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:13,177 We have a w... 377 00:13:13,211 --> 00:13:16,163 Dad, if you watch the video in reverse your pants go back on. 378 00:13:16,198 --> 00:13:17,999 Thanks, Louise. I'm just watching Jimmy. 379 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,067 It's like he knew exactly where to find the yellow ball. 380 00:13:20,102 --> 00:13:22,203 And I have a hunch Chuck told him where to look. 381 00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:23,404 Watch. 382 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,874 - We... - Did you see that? 383 00:13:26,908 --> 00:13:29,210 Yeah. Wait, what was I supposed to see? 384 00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:31,245 He barely fished for it. He cheated. 385 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,581 We were wronged. Look, there are a lot of things 386 00:13:33,632 --> 00:13:35,599 - this family's terrible at. - That's true. 387 00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:37,852 We were really good at Family Fracas. 388 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,987 And if we're gonna lose, I want to lose fair and square. 389 00:13:40,022 --> 00:13:42,156 Not because that jerk Pesto cheated. 390 00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:44,725 - Hey, Dad, can we put a pin in this? We're running late. - For what? 391 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,228 For the Pesto's minivan. Jimmy Jr.'s having a screening 392 00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,863 of Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. 393 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,865 What? No! Didn't you hear what I just said? 394 00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:52,533 That's the van of a cheater! 395 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:55,002 What are we supposed to do, Dad? Watch the TV here? 396 00:13:55,037 --> 00:13:57,571 That thing makes me sick! You know what I'm gonna do? 397 00:13:57,606 --> 00:13:59,173 I'm gonna drive down to the studio... 398 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:00,841 The car's broken, Dad! 399 00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,177 Damn it! I'm gonna walk to the studio 400 00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:05,579 and talk to those people face-to-face! 401 00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:07,848 You, you, not you 402 00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:10,418 - and you. - Tina, what are you doing here? 403 00:14:10,452 --> 00:14:13,254 - We're here for the screening. - Yeah, let us in. Let's do this. Come on. 404 00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:15,289 I don't know, Tina. You said some pretty mean things 405 00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:17,725 on Family Fracas yesterday. We'll take that popcorn though. 406 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:19,794 - Thank you. - Jimmy Jr., wait! 407 00:14:19,845 --> 00:14:21,078 What you saw before was my game face. 408 00:14:21,096 --> 00:14:23,197 This is my normal face. 409 00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:26,384 Let us in! Oh, you're getting a banana in your tailpipe. 410 00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:29,387 - Oh... - And I am not talking about the van. 411 00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:31,038 Oh! 412 00:14:31,073 --> 00:14:32,573 I think Jimmy Pesto cheated 413 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:35,109 - at the Human Claw game. - Hmm. You do? 414 00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:37,478 Yes, and I... I think Chuck might've helped him. 415 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:43,317 Hmm... 416 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:46,320 Um, what's happening right now? 417 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:49,557 Here's the thing, Bob. I believe you believe you were wronged. 418 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,142 - Thank you? - This is big. 419 00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:53,277 Yes. And I could make it a lot bigger. 420 00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,779 Yes! Wait, what do you mean? 421 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:58,449 I'm talking about Bob versus Chuck on Pam's Court. 422 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,451 Um, no. I don't want to do that. 423 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:03,320 How 'bout I just go to a real court with real lawyers? 424 00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:05,523 That costs serious dough. You don't have it. 425 00:15:05,557 --> 00:15:07,324 What makes you say that? 426 00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:08,826 Those stains, your smells, 427 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,127 you walked here, your children, 428 00:15:10,162 --> 00:15:11,595 you're not wearing any jewelry. 429 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,464 Aw, crap. All right, Pam's Court. 430 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,698 - Let's do it. - All right! 431 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:15,699 Congratulations, Bob. 432 00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,134 The Belchers are back on TV! 433 00:15:17,169 --> 00:15:18,536 You know what that rhymes with? 434 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,371 - Uh... - Long Island Iced Tea. 435 00:15:20,405 --> 00:15:21,806 I'm gonna have one. 436 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,624 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 437 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:27,011 You have a bar in your desk? 438 00:15:27,045 --> 00:15:29,430 You don't have a bar in your desk? 439 00:15:30,966 --> 00:15:34,268 I'm gonna leave you alone. 440 00:15:34,302 --> 00:15:36,303 Thank you. 441 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,967 - Order. - This is the courtroom of Judge Pam. 442 00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,187 - I'll allow it. - And Judge Pam has the final word. 443 00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,005 Guilty. Not guilty. 444 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,073 We'll see you in court. 445 00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:51,658 Judge Pam's court. 446 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:54,061 I sentence you to stay tuned. 447 00:15:54,112 --> 00:15:56,296 In a very special episode of Pam's Court, 448 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,815 burger man Bob Belcher is suing Jimmy Pesto 449 00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:01,468 and Pam's ex-husband and new host of Family Fracas, 450 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,637 Chuck Charles. 451 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,640 This is the case of the Great Balls of Ire. 452 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,142 All rise. Pam's Court is now in session. 453 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,562 You may be seated. So, someone else besides me 454 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,232 is accusing Chuck of cheating. 455 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,566 Mr. Belcher, you claim 456 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,934 that Chuck helped Jimmy Pesto 457 00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:19,770 cheat at Family Fracas. 458 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,772 Uh, yes, Your Honor. At the Human Claw game, 459 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,774 which I happen to be pretty good at. 460 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,676 Do you have any evidence to support your claim? 461 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:28,512 Uh, yes, I do, Your Honor. Jimmy said Chuck, quote, 462 00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:30,414 "sure knew I was gonna lose." 463 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,550 Now, I ask the court, how was Chuck so sure? 464 00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:35,619 Mr. Pesto, did you say this? 465 00:16:35,653 --> 00:16:36,887 Yeah. I said it. 466 00:16:36,921 --> 00:16:38,388 So he admits it! 467 00:16:38,423 --> 00:16:39,623 Yeah, I admit that you lost. 468 00:16:39,657 --> 00:16:41,108 And no one was surprised. 469 00:16:41,142 --> 00:16:43,076 Your Honor, the prosecution clearly has no case. 470 00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:45,512 I hate to agree with the defense, 471 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,547 and also, I hate the defense 472 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:49,549 and his smug face, 473 00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:51,418 and his misshapen penis. 474 00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:53,220 Ho-ho-ho-ho! Well, it pleased the court. 475 00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:54,788 The court was faking it. 476 00:16:54,822 --> 00:16:56,223 I don't think so. 477 00:16:56,257 --> 00:16:57,391 - You shut up. - No, you shut up. 478 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:58,558 - Shut your mouth. - Shut your mouth. 479 00:16:58,593 --> 00:16:59,426 I will jump over there, 480 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,961 - and shut it for you. - Edit that out. 481 00:17:00,995 --> 00:17:02,979 Do you have any other evidence, Mr. Belcher? 482 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:05,582 You bet he does! You got something, right? 483 00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,217 - Come on, give it to 'em. - Actually, I... I don't. 484 00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:08,585 I... I... thought, uh... 485 00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:09,820 that when I said that one thing 486 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,088 he would just confess. 487 00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,723 Bobby, that's all you got? 488 00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:13,990 Quick! Let's call a surprise witness! 489 00:17:14,025 --> 00:17:15,242 Who? 490 00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:17,494 I call Henry Kissinger to the stand! 491 00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:19,830 Order! I think I have my ruling. 492 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,632 Will Bob's beef be settled? 493 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,001 Lettuce find out after the break. 494 00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,672 Bob, we're gonna lose this case. 495 00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:30,607 Jimmy cheated, Lin. I know it. 496 00:17:30,641 --> 00:17:31,992 Hey, we're on TV. 497 00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:34,127 We know, Tina. We're on Pam's Court. 498 00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:36,163 Pretty neat, huh? It's a TV show. 499 00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:37,864 No, we're on that TV. Hi. 500 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:46,973 Wait a sec. That's it! What? 501 00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:49,309 And we're back in three, two... 502 00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:52,512 I went to my chambers and reviewed this case. 503 00:17:52,547 --> 00:17:53,847 Objection! You did not! 504 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:55,165 You were here. 505 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,000 You were putting on makeup the whole time. 506 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,635 You don't even need makeup, on. 507 00:17:58,669 --> 00:18:00,103 - Oh, thank you. - You're beautiful. 508 00:18:00,138 --> 00:18:01,838 - And that robe... - You're wonderful. 509 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,507 I'd love to see you without makeup though to be honest. 510 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,142 Moving on! 511 00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:06,977 In the case of Great Balls of Ire, I rule that... 512 00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:08,278 Wait, Your Honor! 513 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:10,714 I... I have new evidence. I can prove my case. 514 00:18:10,748 --> 00:18:13,316 - Go on. - These cameras, they're always rolling. Right? 515 00:18:13,351 --> 00:18:15,318 - Correct. - A... and the same with the cameras 516 00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:16,887 - on Family Fracas, right? - Uh-oh. 517 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,388 One of those cameras 518 00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:20,323 may have caught Chuck helping Jimmy cheat. 519 00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:21,691 The Foam Cam! 520 00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:23,226 Dad, the Foam Cam is on the ceiling! 521 00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:25,295 I never forget a camera that feeds me. 522 00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:27,230 Objection! Objection! 523 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:29,299 Hearsay! Inadmissible... hears-say... 524 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,534 Overruled! 525 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,168 Bring me the Foam Cam tape. 526 00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:33,487 Does this mean we're gonna win? 527 00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:35,188 - I sure hope so, Tina. - Good. 528 00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:38,992 Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it. 529 00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:40,577 Leave me alone! 530 00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,412 Hey, so we... 531 00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:43,713 can't show that tape. 532 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,715 Oh, you did help Jimmy cheat. 533 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,684 Yes. Yes! And I had to get rid of the Belchers. 534 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:49,019 You gave me no choice. 535 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,320 I put the ball in Jimmy's mouth. 536 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:51,905 You put it in your mouth 537 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,807 - and then you kissed it into his mouth. - What? No. 538 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,175 I put it into his mouth with my hand. 539 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:56,593 Huh. That's one way to do it. 540 00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:57,694 I'll take that. 541 00:18:57,712 --> 00:18:59,830 Ha! There's the evidence, idiot. 542 00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:01,147 Ha, you're the idiot. 543 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,582 What do we do? 544 00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:04,150 I'm not gonna let the host of one of my shows 545 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,002 lose a trial on another one of my shows. 546 00:19:06,036 --> 00:19:08,037 - Hey! What are you doing? - Whoops. 547 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:09,322 Ah, Judge Pam, did you see that? 548 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,340 Huh? See what? 549 00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:11,608 I saw it! 550 00:19:11,642 --> 00:19:12,876 The evidence must be on that tape. 551 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,377 - Which means Dad was right. - Yes! 552 00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:17,697 What is going on with my lighter right now? 553 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,165 It's burning this tape. 554 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,218 What the hell? He's burning the tape! 555 00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:22,886 Pam? You know what to do. 556 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,721 Right. 557 00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:26,189 Without any actual evidence, 558 00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:28,859 I have to rule in favor of the defense. 559 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:31,278 - Yes! - Oh, yeah! Justice! 560 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:33,797 What's going on? 561 00:19:33,831 --> 00:19:35,065 Why are we getting foamed? 562 00:19:35,099 --> 00:19:37,067 This is a court show. 563 00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:39,369 - The losers get foamed on Pam's Court. - That's insane. 564 00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:41,354 They have foam on all their shows on this channel. 565 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,923 Oh, no friggin' way! 566 00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,457 I want my minivan! 567 00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:45,926 All right, you're gonna have to sit down. 568 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,193 Down you go. 569 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,728 I will kick you in the jaw. 570 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,297 - I will... - Just put my hand on your throat, 571 00:19:50,348 --> 00:19:51,581 and down you go. 572 00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,216 What're we gonna do now? 573 00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:54,784 Nothing. We lost. 574 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,536 - But Jimmy and Chuck cheated. - Doesn't matter. 575 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,938 We were never gonna win this case. 576 00:19:57,972 --> 00:19:59,306 This whole thing was fixed. 577 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,774 Let's just go home and... 578 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:04,060 and never watch any shows on Channel 13 again! 579 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:06,129 - Oh come on, you don't mean that. - Yes I do! 580 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,814 I might watch a little bit of Pam's Court. 581 00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:09,215 Just a little bit. 582 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,901 When are we getting the car back, Dad? 583 00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,135 I don't know. 584 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,386 The mechanic called yesterday 585 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,788 but I never called him back. 586 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,439 I thought we were gonna win the minivan. 587 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,491 - That van is dead to me! - Look, there it is. 588 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,276 Oh, I love it so much. 589 00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:22,979 Oh, problem with the van, Jimmy? 590 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,631 What? It's nothing. Damn it! 591 00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:26,983 You don't know how to change a tire. Ha! 592 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,486 You don't know how to change a tire. 593 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,788 Hey. Who am I? "I can't change a tire 594 00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:33,289 and my whole family is watching me 595 00:20:33,307 --> 00:20:35,659 not be able to do something simple." 596 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,294 You are mean. 597 00:20:37,328 --> 00:20:38,828 - Yeah, Bob. - Geez, Dad. 598 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,664 What? He's the one who said it to us 599 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,115 when our car wouldn't start. 600 00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:44,133 - Yeah, but he was funny. - He was funnier? 601 00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:45,468 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - No. 602 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:46,686 - Yeah. - No. Mm-hmm. 603 00:20:46,737 --> 00:20:48,271 No, he wasn't. He kind of was. 604 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,757 Are you... zll right, let me help. Move over. 605 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,976 - "Let me help. Move over." - He just did it again! 606 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,143 - "He just did it again." - He's doing it right now! 607 00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:55,378 "He's doing it right now." 608 00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:56,980 Oh, yeah, it's funny. 609 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,318 Order. 610 00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:05,088 I'll allow it. 611 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:06,623 Guilty. 612 00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:08,258 Not guilty. 613 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:13,096 I think I have my ruling. 614 00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:15,632 Moving on. 615 00:21:17,134 --> 00:21:19,469 Right. 616 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:32,470 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 44365

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