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Wider.
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Wider, please.
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Why?
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Sorry, that's what
the director asked for.
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And you obey her every command?
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A suggestion more
than a command.
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But feel free to try something
different if you so wish.
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Jan Stevens.
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Beginning as you mean
to go on, then?
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I just like to be in control
of how I'm portrayed.
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Don't we all?
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But may I suggest
a more conciliatory tone
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with our dossierge here.
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He's just doing his job.
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By God, you have strong breath.
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Sorry.
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And an acute case of reflux.
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Which might explain
the extraordinary stench.
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You're just
experiencing heartburn
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or are there other problems?
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Bloating, perhaps, and...
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maybe wind?
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You mean flatulence?
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Yes.
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How unfortunate.
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Well, I can prescribe something,
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and we can take a view on
how things are in a few weeks.
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But I suspect
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that one might do well to heed
the teachings of Hippocrates
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in this instance.
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What do you think?
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You do know Hippocrates?
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I know the name but...
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You're a writer and
you haven't read Hippocrates?
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I'm just a hack.
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And hacks don't read?
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Well, maybe I've read something,
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but I can't remember right now
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with this anxiety
and these problems.
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"Let food be thy medicine."
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Remarkable how such a simple
yet profound tenet
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can last through the centuries.
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But besides a sensible diet,
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it might serve you well not to
eat too close to your bedtime.
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And if you raise your pillow,
it might prevent any
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excess acid from surging
and making you
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whispered about unfavorably
by your boss.
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Thank you.
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And I trust that
this bill will go to her?
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Yes.
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The life of a hack.
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I know several writers
who would claim
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that such work is beneath them.
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You must know some
wealthy writers, then.
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I couldn't imagine
anything worse than your job.
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Having to humor and indulge
a different set
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of feckless faux provocateurs
each month.
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Still, one might argue that
it can't be any worse
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than peering into foul-smelling
orifices for a living.
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Sorry.
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And who's in residence
this month?
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Silence from an audience
was always my fear.
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And anything I could do to break
that silence
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became more important
than anything else.
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To hear a laugh, a gasp,
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a cry, or even a protest
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was validation.
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To taste their shock is
to be controlled by it.
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And, with that, the need to go
further and further
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into oblivion.
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Cooking and performing
is always a hazard.
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I could tell you about
countless accidents
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with other collectives here.
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This was not an accident.
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Why?
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Because the applause
would be ecstatic.
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The pain was an insignificance.
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You don't see?
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I'm not a performer.
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Yes, but you write.
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You're still looking
for validation.
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If I hear the sound
of a page turning,
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I'm content.
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Maybe you'd feel differently
if it was your work.
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Why don't you try?
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Some might argue that even
an instruction manual
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has some imprint
from the writer.
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So, there is something of you
in what you write about me?
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And how much of you is in this?
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You mean the performance?
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Everything.
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And Billy and Lamina?
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They're here to realize
what's in me.
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And that's how they see it?
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Not quite.
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Sometimes they try to put
their stamp on things,
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especially Lamina.
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But you're a collective?
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Every collective needs a leader.
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And, besides, I could
replace them
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and nothing would change.
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And you want to replace them?
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We'll see.
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I love them...
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but sometimes love can mean
more by walking away.
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Wouldn't it be easier
to compromise?
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No.
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That's what they all say
when they come in here.
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I thought you believed
in creative freedom.
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To a degree.
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But give anyone too much freedom
in anything
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and it's often
counterproductive.
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I wish you luck, Director.
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I'm not going to steamroller
over her,
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and I'm not going to
give her notes
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for the sake of giving notes,
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but if I feel something is going
in the wrong direction,
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I need to voice it.
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It's not as if I haven't
given free rein
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to other Sonic Caterers.
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Has she decided on a name?
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Elle and The Fatty Acids,
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but she wants to sleep on it.
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She really has to decide
before we go to print.
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She can't keep changing
her mind like this.
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Jan Stevens.
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We don't take kindly
to being ignored.
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They're still not
leaving you alone?
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Jan Stevens.
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Nobody rejects us
and lives to tell the tale!
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"Make sure the table is laid
in a tasteful manner
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and the condiments are..."
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What?
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They're waiting for you.
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Tell them I'm not ready.
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It's just a speech.
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It's not like it's a big deal.
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Oh, really?
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I'll remind you of that
when it's your turn.
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Yeah. Whatever.
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And, Billy...
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applaud with enthusiasm
this time.
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Okay?
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"Always remember to put a beer
in the fridge."
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For a journalist,
you don't talk much.
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I'm not really a journalist.
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I'm just hired
to document things here.
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So, what would I call you then?
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Jan Stevens calls me
"the dossierge."
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And what would you
call yourself?
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I don't know.
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I write.
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Write what?
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Thoughts, feelings...
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questions.
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You mean stories?
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I don't know if you can
call them stories.
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And where can I read those
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"thoughts, feelings,
and questions"?
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You'd have to burgle me
to read them.
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Why don't you
get them published?
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I tried, but it's not easy.
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Meanwhile, I need to make
some money, so...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
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It gives me great pleasure
to introduce
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our first after-dinner speech
of the residency.
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Whilst we mostly encourage
the artistic pursuit
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of alimentary
and culinary salvation
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to be done as
public performance,
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the after-dinner speech
offers more relaxed,
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convivial surroundings
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in which to continue
our investigation
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into an array
of interculinary disciplines
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and experiment with anecdotes,
or just simple ideas
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that maybe wouldn't work
on a less intimate canvas.
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Elle di Elle's speech,
she tells me, will...
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"Speech" is maybe
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too reductive a term
for what I'm about to do.
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For what I will read
is found text and it comes
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from an old house-making manual
that belonged to my mother.
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"Edna May's Supper School."
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"Lively recipes and fun tips
to preserve your man's love."
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As a child, I wanted to be
the model housewife
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and this book was my bible
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until I began to question
what I was reading.
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I once saw my mother wipe away
a tear in the kitchen,
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and she tried to pretend
it was the onions,
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but I could see how tired
she was compared to my father,
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who was often pretending
to work upstairs,
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but just masturbating
to the Tennis Ladies' Annual.
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Edna May was
what every woman knew
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their spouses wanted them to be.
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However, it wasn't clear
if that woman on the cover
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was this mythical Edna May
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or even if there ever
was an Edna May,
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since the perspective
in the book
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was very much in favor
of a man's comfort,
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which made me question
who wrote it.
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And what if this Edna May
genuinely enjoyed cooking?
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Does that look like
a real smile to you?
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Personally, I think you're
reading too much into it.
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Maybe that's her subtle way of
subverting those patriarchal
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commandments in the book.
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A chink in her smile.
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That's not a chink.
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That's a genuine,
heartfelt smile.
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You're merely projecting
your own resentful ideology
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onto the poor woman's face.
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Just as thousands
of men projected
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their bone idle
and selfish ideology
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onto that poor woman's face,
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trying to turn their wives
into an Edna May.
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Generations of us were led to
believe by these men, Dr. Glock,
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that our role was only
in the kitchen.
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My mum never cooked.
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It shows.
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See, just by that comment,
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you imply that it's only
a woman's job to do such tasks.
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I suppose you never read
about the Minoans?
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So I should
put a sock in my mouth
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just because they tried it
the matriarchal way
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thousands of years ago?
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Both of my parents cooked
and they never counted who...
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This is an after-dinner speech,
not a debate!
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If you all allow me to read you
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"Edna May's Ten Commandments
of the Kitchen"
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on page nine,
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then you can decide
for yourselves
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whether it was written
by a woman or a man,
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and, if by a woman,
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was that something
she really believed in?
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Why are you smiling?
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Me?
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Smiling in appreciation.
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Don't let me hold you back.
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Be a good chap and pass me
the mint sauce would you?
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"One.
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Keep a small notepad
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in your handbag
for grocery lists, chores,
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and friendly reminders
from your husband.
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Two.
Get to know your local grocer
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so you can be primed
for the best quality food.
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Three.
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Remember to don a
figure-hugging dress for when
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your husband returns
tired from work.
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Four.
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Make sure the table is laid
in a tasteful manner
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and that condiments are within
easy reach for your husband.
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Five.
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Always remember to put a beer
in the fridge
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for when your husband
gets thirsty
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after his drive home from work.
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Six. Get some fresh air
by walking round the block
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or call on your neighbor to
indulge in some local gossip.
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Seven.
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Good posture makes you look more
attractive when serving food
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and lowers the risk
of back pain.
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Eight.
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Time spent cooking is time
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in which you can dream about
the things you want out of life,
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even if they might
not be possible.
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Nine.
263
00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:51,276
Notice amusing and delightful
events during your day
264
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:54,279
and recount them to your husband
during suppertime.
265
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,512
He'll be appreciative.
266
00:17:56,547 --> 00:17:58,349
Ten.
267
00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:01,682
If, after following these
kitchen commandments,
268
00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:05,224
you find yourself unable to
please your husband,
269
00:18:05,259 --> 00:18:07,226
seek medical advice
from your doctor
270
00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:10,295
and take the pills
he gives you."
271
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,560
Thank you for listening
272
00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:13,562
to my wonderful
after-dinner speech.
273
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:14,728
Whoo!
274
00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:22,439
Sorry.
275
00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:31,349
Whew.
276
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,490
I'm sorry.
277
00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,725
I couldn't take it in there.
278
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:50,731
Why?
279
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:53,800
You try living with her for days
on end and you'll see.
280
00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,513
Ah, there he is.
281
00:19:03,548 --> 00:19:04,778
You missed the review.
282
00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,483
All manner of meta
283
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:09,948
and contra-patriarchal
points made in your absence.
284
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,225
The previous dossierge Jan hired
285
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,260
would never have been
so disrespectful.
286
00:19:14,295 --> 00:19:16,790
I'm sorry.
I just needed some air.
287
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:19,364
Pills not working?
288
00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,893
Let's see.
289
00:19:29,673 --> 00:19:30,837
So...
290
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:32,707
you're still flatulent,
old bean?
291
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:35,776
Flatulent?
Who's flatulent?
292
00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:37,745
Nobody's flatulent.
293
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,945
Just some indigestion.
294
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,430
You haven't touched your food.
295
00:19:41,454 --> 00:19:43,256
You'd know all about that.
296
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,263
Fasting, are we?
297
00:19:50,298 --> 00:19:52,826
I've noticed three days now
and you're hardly eating.
298
00:19:52,861 --> 00:19:57,897
"They say it is three days now
that her lips have fasted,
299
00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:03,408
that she has kept her body
pure from Demeter's grain."
300
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,575
Could you please pass me
the bread?
301
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,611
I take it
that didn't ring a bell?
302
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:10,811
- Sorry?
- Phaedra's fasting.
303
00:20:10,846 --> 00:20:13,011
"Hippolytus"... Euripides.
304
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,653
You haven't read Euripides?
305
00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:20,920
What did he just say?
306
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,832
What happened?
307
00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,702
The Mangrove Snacks.
308
00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:35,869
Who are the Mangrove Snacks?
309
00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:38,410
They applied for the residency.
310
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,038
They didn't get it.
311
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,809
And this is how they respond?
312
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,954
Happens all
the time, this kind of thing.
313
00:20:43,978 --> 00:20:46,847
For every culinary collective
I offer a residency to,
314
00:20:46,882 --> 00:20:49,817
a dozen others give me hell
for rejecting them.
315
00:20:49,852 --> 00:20:52,985
I have a whole folder filled
with poison pen letters.
316
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,987
I'm sorry.
317
00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:56,857
I'm used to it, sadly.
318
00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:58,496
Why did you reject them?
319
00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:01,598
I don't like what they do
to terrapins.
320
00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:04,436
So, you only chose me
because I'm vegetarian?
321
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,472
I'm not going to get drawn
on my selection process.
322
00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:09,001
All I will say is it involves
323
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:12,774
a huge amount of thought
and responsibility.
324
00:21:12,809 --> 00:21:14,545
I'll ignore your facile comment
325
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:18,010
since we welcome carnivores
as much as herbivores.
326
00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:20,386
Ultimately.
I'd consider the Mangrove Snacks
327
00:21:20,421 --> 00:21:21,717
if they actually had any talent,
328
00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,554
only, for your exclusive
information,
329
00:21:23,589 --> 00:21:25,721
they can't even
do transgression very well.
330
00:21:25,756 --> 00:21:28,460
If it was me,
I'd grab The Mangrove Snacks
331
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,660
by their shriveled
little testicles and...
332
00:21:30,695 --> 00:21:32,365
Can we leave it, please?
333
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,004
I'd rather focus on our trip
to the shops tomorrow.
334
00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:35,764
Yes, but we're dealing
with rascals here.
335
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:38,437
If it was me, I'd make a stew
out of their lousy...
336
00:21:38,472 --> 00:21:40,098
I said!
337
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,419
You're in the shops.
338
00:21:53,454 --> 00:21:56,422
You're looking around.
339
00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:59,986
Items all around you.
340
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:03,891
Maybe you need some tomatoes
for that soup.
341
00:22:03,926 --> 00:22:06,498
Squeeze them to make sure
they're ripe.
342
00:22:10,504 --> 00:22:12,570
You're pushing
your trolley along,
343
00:22:12,605 --> 00:22:13,670
looking around,
344
00:22:13,705 --> 00:22:16,541
and there's Mrs. Chieveley.
345
00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:18,103
You don't really like her,
346
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:20,479
but a quick nod of the head
will suffice,
347
00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:24,417
and that will allow you to
proceed to the dairy counter.
348
00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:26,650
Maybe you could ask the cheese
laddie can slice you
349
00:22:26,685 --> 00:22:29,851
a few hundred grams of Taleggio
and he can wrap it up for you.
350
00:22:29,886 --> 00:22:32,524
He licks his fingers before
taking the wrapping
351
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,086
and you don't really like that,
352
00:22:34,121 --> 00:22:37,661
but you're too polite
to say anything.
353
00:22:37,696 --> 00:22:40,565
Put the cheese back
in your trolley
354
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,062
and head to the spice cabinet.
355
00:22:43,097 --> 00:22:46,637
Some herbes de Provence
to sprinkle on the soup.
356
00:22:46,672 --> 00:22:52,104
But wait, there's nothing
like that here.
357
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:56,515
Look surprised, look bereft.
358
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:58,748
A little more bereft.
359
00:22:58,783 --> 00:23:00,882
That's it.
360
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,983
But it's time to move on.
361
00:23:03,018 --> 00:23:07,152
There's a promotion stall
and some samples.
362
00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:10,089
Avocado paste
on a crispy rye base
363
00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:13,026
sprinkled with
piment d'espelette.
364
00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:14,995
You can try one.
365
00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:18,031
Hmm, tastes good.
366
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:20,165
And you try your luck
and take another sample,
367
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,970
hoping the vendor
won't make any comments.
368
00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:25,742
But the guilt makes you choke.
369
00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:27,744
Oh, no...
370
00:23:27,779 --> 00:23:30,043
time for the Heimlich Maneuver.
371
00:23:30,078 --> 00:23:32,716
That's it. Harder.
372
00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,520
Harder.
373
00:23:34,555 --> 00:23:35,950
Harder.
374
00:23:42,695 --> 00:23:44,728
Congratulations.
375
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:46,191
Now pay for your items.
376
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,605
At what age did you decide
377
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,772
you wanted to be in
a culinary collective?
378
00:23:55,807 --> 00:23:58,038
My whole life.
379
00:23:58,073 --> 00:24:01,041
It seemed ungraspable
for an underdog like me,
380
00:24:01,076 --> 00:24:03,208
but I had to find a way.
381
00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,716
I remember, as a child,
when I'd sit with my parents
382
00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:08,554
watching sonic caterers
on the television,
383
00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:10,523
and I was transfixed
by the intensity
384
00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:13,790
and the deliberation of sound.
385
00:24:13,825 --> 00:24:16,595
But it felt ridiculous
to dream of something
386
00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,795
that everyone wanted to do.
387
00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:22,535
It was indoctrinated in us from
an early age that certain
388
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:25,263
callings in life
were beyond our reach,
389
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:30,774
especially if, like me, you went
to a run-down school.
390
00:24:30,809 --> 00:24:32,875
And what gave you
the conviction?
391
00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:35,779
Only one thing.
392
00:24:35,814 --> 00:24:39,948
The memory of Miss Lindenson
dying at my birthday party.
393
00:24:41,721 --> 00:24:44,953
She was my kindergarten teacher
and she was allergic to nuts,
394
00:24:44,988 --> 00:24:49,562
and the kitchen staff didn't pay
attention when making the cake.
395
00:24:49,597 --> 00:24:53,698
A big, chocolate wonder cake.
396
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:58,736
She went into anaphylactic shock
as soon as she ate her slice.
397
00:24:58,771 --> 00:25:00,804
Her face started to swell up
398
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:03,576
and the other children
started to laugh,
399
00:25:03,611 --> 00:25:06,645
thinking how comical it looked.
400
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,978
I screamed for help and
she started to gasp for breath.
401
00:25:10,013 --> 00:25:11,848
The other teacher
called an ambulance,
402
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,916
but nothing could
save her in time.
403
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,317
How something so tasty for me
404
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,320
that could be so deadly for her
405
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:27,127
completely changed the way
I thought about food.
406
00:25:27,162 --> 00:25:29,129
I'm sorry.
407
00:25:29,164 --> 00:25:32,198
All this is in her honor.
408
00:25:32,805 --> 00:25:34,706
Yes.
409
00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:22,104
I've never been so embarrassed
in my whole life.
410
00:28:22,139 --> 00:28:24,238
They'll think
we are amateurs now.
411
00:28:24,273 --> 00:28:26,944
I wouldn't be so hard
on yourself.
412
00:28:26,979 --> 00:28:28,781
It's your first performance.
413
00:28:28,816 --> 00:28:30,849
But he had it right
in rehearsals.
414
00:28:30,884 --> 00:28:32,048
So, it's all my fault, is it?
415
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,786
It's not my thing
that went wrong.
416
00:28:33,821 --> 00:28:35,293
Yeah, pretending to be
a dead pig...
417
00:28:35,317 --> 00:28:37,856
Even a toddler can do that
418
00:28:37,891 --> 00:28:40,485
You try going naked on stage
with all those people.
419
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,058
You think it's easy?
420
00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:43,928
Congratulations, all of you.
421
00:28:43,963 --> 00:28:45,391
Jan Stevens.
422
00:28:45,426 --> 00:28:48,460
Sorry, we're just trying
to work out what went wrong.
423
00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,000
Why "sorry"?
424
00:28:50,035 --> 00:28:52,200
I thought it was
very involving...
425
00:28:52,235 --> 00:28:54,565
A promising first concert.
426
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,809
Wonderful, in fact.
427
00:28:56,844 --> 00:29:00,109
Could've been much better
if he knew how to press buttons.
428
00:29:00,144 --> 00:29:02,144
You're on a residency.
429
00:29:02,179 --> 00:29:03,409
Remember that.
430
00:29:03,444 --> 00:29:05,345
The whole point of a residency
431
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:08,216
is to allow space
for trial and error.
432
00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:10,955
It's the last concert
that counts.
433
00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:13,419
Everything leading up to that
is just practice.
434
00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,960
The audience understand.
435
00:29:15,995 --> 00:29:17,027
They liked it?
436
00:29:17,062 --> 00:29:18,523
They loved it.
437
00:29:18,558 --> 00:29:20,525
Isn't that right, Stones?
438
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,462
They had a good time, yes.
439
00:29:23,497 --> 00:29:27,136
And now they're waiting
to pay tribute.
440
00:29:27,171 --> 00:29:28,203
Really?
441
00:29:28,238 --> 00:29:29,567
Really.
442
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,404
They're outside.
443
00:29:31,439 --> 00:29:33,175
What shall I do?
444
00:29:35,212 --> 00:29:36,915
Send them in.
445
00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:31,023
It only occurred to me
446
00:32:31,058 --> 00:32:32,585
when I was caught up
in the blender,
447
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:35,588
but Elle and the Artificial
Additives could be a name.
448
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,557
It gets worse
with each suggestion.
449
00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:40,626
Well, what about Elle,
Lamina, and Billy?
450
00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:45,433
So, only you're allowed
to be named?
451
00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:47,600
I found the group and, besides,
I take the...
452
00:32:50,737 --> 00:32:53,408
No.
453
00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:54,640
That was your fault.
454
00:32:54,675 --> 00:32:56,155
How can it be my fault when...
455
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,314
- Guys!
- A calamity.
456
00:32:58,349 --> 00:32:59,557
It'll dry by the morning.
457
00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:01,449
What are you talking about?
It's oil!
458
00:33:01,484 --> 00:33:03,220
It's a death trap.
459
00:33:03,255 --> 00:33:05,321
Nobody will be using
the stairs tonight.
460
00:33:05,356 --> 00:33:06,652
We can't leave it like this
461
00:33:06,687 --> 00:33:08,291
unless you want to find
cracked skulls
462
00:33:08,326 --> 00:33:10,491
and broken necks in the morning.
463
00:33:10,526 --> 00:33:13,197
Maybe Technical Assistant Wim
can deal with it?
464
00:33:13,232 --> 00:33:14,825
No, it's late.
Let's not disturb him.
465
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,398
Nonsense, that's his job.
466
00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,730
- Youngster!
- No.
467
00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:21,601
- You deal with it.
- Why don't we all deal with it?
468
00:33:21,636 --> 00:33:25,077
Let's find something
and clean this up.
469
00:33:25,112 --> 00:33:26,606
I'll get a mop.
470
00:33:29,413 --> 00:33:30,676
Are you okay?
471
00:33:30,711 --> 00:33:32,117
I don't feel good.
472
00:33:32,152 --> 00:33:34,614
It'll take all night
to clear this.
473
00:33:34,649 --> 00:33:36,385
Maybe we could find
some other mops
474
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:38,222
and then it won't take so long.
475
00:33:38,257 --> 00:33:40,224
It's oil. Oil on stairs.
476
00:33:40,259 --> 00:33:44,195
A mop alone is not enough.
We need hot water and soap.
477
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:45,658
A mop is just going to spread...
478
00:33:45,693 --> 00:33:48,694
Okay, okay. I don't need to
hear this any more.
479
00:33:48,729 --> 00:33:50,300
What's wrong?
480
00:33:50,335 --> 00:33:52,104
I feel faint.
481
00:33:52,139 --> 00:33:53,633
Don't listen to her, Stones.
482
00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,272
Anything to get out
of a bit of work.
483
00:33:55,307 --> 00:33:57,637
- Look at her, she's...
- Stones!
484
00:33:57,672 --> 00:33:59,639
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
485
00:33:59,674 --> 00:34:01,641
One of us can take you back.
486
00:34:01,676 --> 00:34:03,280
And what about Billy and me?
487
00:34:03,315 --> 00:34:06,811
If I let go, she will fall.
488
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:08,813
Welcome to our world.
489
00:34:08,848 --> 00:34:12,256
With all the
collectives that come here,
490
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:15,589
my duty is first
and foremost to support
491
00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:18,130
and nurture their vision.
492
00:34:18,165 --> 00:34:20,792
The practicalities of realizing
an idea in front
493
00:34:20,827 --> 00:34:24,796
of an audience can be a shock
to the system.
494
00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:27,667
The gulf between the head
and the reality of the stage
495
00:34:27,702 --> 00:34:29,240
can be forbidding
496
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,681
and often requires
shepherding by someone
497
00:34:30,705 --> 00:34:32,210
who can lead the way...
498
00:34:32,245 --> 00:34:33,838
We are our own harshest critics,
499
00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:36,412
and we have these discussions
by ourselves.
500
00:34:36,447 --> 00:34:37,842
I appreciate that,
501
00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:40,185
but as someone
who is supporting you,
502
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:43,683
I would very much like to be
involved in those conversations.
503
00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,685
How?
504
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,325
- By guiding you.
- Hm.
505
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,262
I can see you're independent
and strong-willed,
506
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:54,430
and I can adjust my notes
accordingly.
507
00:34:54,465 --> 00:34:56,201
We don't need notes.
508
00:34:56,236 --> 00:34:57,807
I understand
you don't need notes,
509
00:34:57,831 --> 00:35:00,469
but the Institute's money
is funding this,
510
00:35:00,504 --> 00:35:03,307
and I expect something
in return.
511
00:35:03,342 --> 00:35:05,309
What you get in return is this.
512
00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,937
Everything we are doing.
513
00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:09,313
I'm just asking for you
to engage.
514
00:35:09,348 --> 00:35:11,678
Form your own
culinary collective, then.
515
00:35:11,713 --> 00:35:13,581
You go out and do this and see
516
00:35:13,616 --> 00:35:15,913
how you feel when someone else
comes along
517
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,486
and tells you what to do.
518
00:35:17,521 --> 00:35:19,323
And how about
you don't accept my support
519
00:35:19,358 --> 00:35:21,457
if you don't like the terms?
520
00:35:21,492 --> 00:35:23,327
This is still your vision.
521
00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:27,397
I'm just asking you
to change a few things.
522
00:35:27,432 --> 00:35:29,432
So, it's your idea of my vision?
523
00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:32,336
You don't even
know what the notes are yet.
524
00:35:32,371 --> 00:35:34,338
Maybe they won't be
so unpalatable.
525
00:35:34,373 --> 00:35:36,934
That's not the point.
It's the principle.
526
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:40,839
So, even if you agree
with a note, you won't do it?
527
00:35:40,874 --> 00:35:42,346
Correct.
528
00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:43,820
I'm not a big note person
529
00:35:43,844 --> 00:35:47,318
compared to my forebears
who have held this role.
530
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,682
I respect the artist,
531
00:35:48,717 --> 00:35:50,618
but if I strongly disagree
with something,
532
00:35:50,653 --> 00:35:53,456
I will expect you
to at least engage.
533
00:35:53,491 --> 00:35:54,996
But you said it was
wonderful last night.
534
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,492
Yes, it was wonderful,
535
00:35:56,527 --> 00:35:59,495
but that doesn't mean
we can't discuss.
536
00:35:59,530 --> 00:36:01,959
I found out what was wrong
with the ring modulator.
537
00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,368
It wasn't the ring modulator.
538
00:36:04,403 --> 00:36:07,833
I'm talking about the first half
when everything was working.
539
00:36:07,868 --> 00:36:12,541
It's your use of a flanger
I want to discuss.
540
00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:13,839
What's a flanger?
541
00:36:13,874 --> 00:36:15,544
It's an electronic device
542
00:36:15,579 --> 00:36:17,612
that mixes two signals
resulting in a phase shift.
543
00:36:17,647 --> 00:36:19,383
You didn't like it?
544
00:36:19,418 --> 00:36:21,330
I think it should
be on a lower setting.
545
00:36:21,354 --> 00:36:22,584
Just fractionally.
546
00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:23,948
Why?
547
00:36:23,983 --> 00:36:25,587
When you alter the sound
that much,
548
00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:27,985
you lose all connection
to the activity.
549
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,856
But that's the whole point
of what we do.
550
00:36:30,891 --> 00:36:33,628
Why do it if it remains
in the culinary context?
551
00:36:33,663 --> 00:36:36,631
And why do it if it's completely
divorced from it?
552
00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,798
Then it's just sonic
without the catering.
553
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,504
So, you want catering
without the sonic?
554
00:36:41,539 --> 00:36:44,837
The best collectives here
stretched the elastic
555
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:47,774
of their culinary sounds
as far as they could,
556
00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:49,347
but there was always
a connection
557
00:36:49,382 --> 00:36:51,283
to the source material.
558
00:36:51,318 --> 00:36:54,385
A semblance of what the sound
once was.
559
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,683
We can take it out, man.
560
00:36:55,718 --> 00:36:57,850
It only lasted a few seconds,
anyway.
561
00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,687
No.
562
00:36:59,722 --> 00:37:00,853
Then mix it down?
563
00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:03,394
No.
564
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,835
Are you going to
give in that easily?
565
00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:06,463
You hardly notice it either way.
566
00:37:06,498 --> 00:37:08,058
That's not the point.
567
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:10,500
You didn't even know
what a flanger was a minute ago.
568
00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:11,963
I thought she said badger.
569
00:37:11,998 --> 00:37:14,438
I'm just trying to
protect your vision.
570
00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:16,374
Can we discuss this
another time?
571
00:37:16,409 --> 00:37:19,872
You're ruining my graphic score
with all this flanger nonsense.
572
00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:21,841
If that's the case,
573
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:25,042
stop what you're doing
and engage with us.
574
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:27,484
Come on, Elle.
575
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:29,046
I'm the boss!
576
00:37:33,987 --> 00:37:38,330
How much say do you
have in the band?
577
00:37:38,365 --> 00:37:39,958
I don't know.
578
00:37:39,993 --> 00:37:41,729
I mean, Elle's the boss.
579
00:37:41,764 --> 00:37:43,731
But she can't do
anything technical.
580
00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:46,536
So, that's down to us.
581
00:37:46,571 --> 00:37:48,868
She says what she likes,
what she doesn't like.
582
00:37:48,903 --> 00:37:51,574
But sometimes she doesn't
explain herself very well,
583
00:37:51,609 --> 00:37:54,346
which leads to things
sounding the way they do
584
00:37:54,381 --> 00:37:55,875
because of a misunderstanding.
585
00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:58,482
In fact, I'd say
misunderstanding between us
586
00:37:58,517 --> 00:38:01,353
is probably
the key to our sound.
587
00:38:01,388 --> 00:38:04,752
And what made you want to be
a Sonic Caterer?
588
00:38:04,787 --> 00:38:06,754
I don't know.
589
00:38:06,789 --> 00:38:08,822
Something you just fell into?
590
00:38:08,857 --> 00:38:11,891
I only really knew
what I didn't want to do.
591
00:38:11,926 --> 00:38:15,026
My parents sent me
to this expensive school
592
00:38:15,061 --> 00:38:16,896
to help with my table manners,
593
00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:20,537
and it wasn't really a world
that I understood.
594
00:38:20,572 --> 00:38:22,935
I wanted something else.
595
00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:25,102
Like what?
596
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,137
I don't know, like...
597
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:30,646
I liked making things.
598
00:38:30,681 --> 00:38:33,011
I liked soldering things.
599
00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:36,047
I like making noises.
600
00:38:36,082 --> 00:38:40,458
It didn't really have much
purpose until Elle came along.
601
00:38:40,493 --> 00:38:42,823
And what was the purpose?
602
00:38:42,858 --> 00:38:44,055
She had ambition.
603
00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:47,465
She had ideas.
604
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,609
It's like she could
channel something
605
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:52,701
that was aimless in me.
606
00:38:52,736 --> 00:38:54,604
And she just...
She would make things happen.
607
00:38:54,639 --> 00:38:58,740
She had the confidence to do
things one hundred percent-ly.
608
00:38:58,775 --> 00:39:01,842
And she was... she was fun
to be around, you know.
609
00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:06,946
In what way?
610
00:39:06,981 --> 00:39:10,081
She would pinch my nipples.
611
00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:14,690
And what happened
when she did that?
612
00:39:14,725 --> 00:39:17,759
I don't know, it felt good.
613
00:39:17,794 --> 00:39:21,697
She would say some exciting
things and I'd, you know, I'd...
614
00:39:21,732 --> 00:39:23,897
I'd fiddle with myself a bit.
615
00:39:23,932 --> 00:39:26,966
We had... We had this game
called The Finger Game
616
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:29,639
where she'd fiddle
with herself too
617
00:39:29,674 --> 00:39:33,610
and then I'd sniff her fingers.
618
00:39:33,645 --> 00:39:35,810
But it was never anything
more than that,
619
00:39:35,845 --> 00:39:39,143
in case it compromised
her artistic integrity.
620
00:39:39,178 --> 00:39:42,784
And what about
your artistic integrity?
621
00:39:45,789 --> 00:39:48,592
I don't know, I mean...
622
00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:51,991
we got lots made
during that time.
623
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:53,960
I suppose we didn't think about
what our behavior
624
00:39:53,995 --> 00:39:55,731
meant until afterwards.
625
00:39:55,766 --> 00:39:58,129
So, it didn't last with Elle?
626
00:39:58,164 --> 00:40:00,571
I mean, we got bored.
627
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:03,475
I mean, we would, sort of,
frisk out when we were bored,
628
00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:06,236
then we got bored of frisking
when we were bored.
629
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,040
So...
630
00:40:08,075 --> 00:40:09,910
Was it just the two of you
in the band then?
631
00:40:09,945 --> 00:40:13,012
No. There was this other guy
who was doing electronics,
632
00:40:13,047 --> 00:40:17,885
but they fell out because
of dietary differences.
633
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,689
- Meat?
- Yeah.
634
00:40:19,724 --> 00:40:22,593
I mean, anyone caught eating
meat in our band is dead.
635
00:40:23,959 --> 00:40:27,598
And deep breath.
636
00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,633
And hold.
637
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,670
Good.
638
00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:35,639
And again.
639
00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:38,510
And hold.
640
00:40:38,545 --> 00:40:40,809
I can't even see the tail
of your pancreas,
641
00:40:40,844 --> 00:40:43,713
what with all the globules
of gas obscuring it.
642
00:40:43,748 --> 00:40:46,584
Who would've thought that
flatulence could look so dainty?
643
00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:48,179
So, what now?
644
00:40:48,214 --> 00:40:53,085
Throw away the pills and come in
for some more examinations.
645
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,856
Don't look so alarmed.
646
00:40:54,891 --> 00:40:57,089
You just need a few tubes
to go down you
647
00:40:57,124 --> 00:41:00,796
and up you if we're going to get
to the bottom of this.
648
00:41:00,831 --> 00:41:02,666
If the inflammation carries
on like this,
649
00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:06,296
you aren't going to have
any bowels left to fart out of.
650
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,298
Am I going to die?
651
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:10,234
Of course you're going to die.
652
00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:13,138
Name me a living thing
that isn't going to die.
653
00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:15,206
I mean...
654
00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:16,878
prematurely.
655
00:41:22,622 --> 00:41:24,523
I'll be okay, won't I?
656
00:41:49,682 --> 00:41:52,342
You're in the shops.
657
00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,586
Billy and Lamina,
658
00:41:54,621 --> 00:41:56,984
you're a happy couple
pushing your weekend trolley
659
00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:59,085
down the aisle.
660
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,924
You bought some nice ingredients
for your bourgeois frittata.
661
00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:05,993
But to save time, Billy,
662
00:42:06,028 --> 00:42:09,865
you should head to the check-out
soon to reserve your place,
663
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,604
and then Lamina
can continue the shopping,
664
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:13,935
pretending she forgot something
665
00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:16,839
and then bring items
back to the trolley.
666
00:42:16,874 --> 00:42:19,105
It's a good idea.
667
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:22,042
You see Elle heading
towards you,
668
00:42:22,077 --> 00:42:24,649
and even though she only has
a jar of saffron dust
669
00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:26,244
for her amuse-bouche,
670
00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:28,081
you make sure you beat her
to the till
671
00:42:28,116 --> 00:42:31,887
with your half-full trolley.
672
00:42:31,922 --> 00:42:33,823
Lamina, you can
continue shopping
673
00:42:33,858 --> 00:42:35,198
as long as you remember
to look like
674
00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:37,959
you forgot something each time.
675
00:42:37,994 --> 00:42:41,930
Elle, you will
roll your eyes now
676
00:42:41,965 --> 00:42:43,767
but maybe give her the benefit
of the doubt
677
00:42:43,802 --> 00:42:46,770
when she returns
with the Gruyère cheese.
678
00:42:46,805 --> 00:42:50,037
Lamina, pretend to look
annoyed with yourself
679
00:42:50,072 --> 00:42:53,337
as you remember there is
just one more thing to buy.
680
00:42:53,372 --> 00:42:55,174
Go off and find it.
681
00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:56,879
Elle, glare at her
682
00:42:56,914 --> 00:43:01,279
when she returns with
the quatre épices spice mix.
683
00:43:01,314 --> 00:43:04,051
She's gone again to grab
a packet of party sticks
684
00:43:04,086 --> 00:43:06,218
and a ready-made Tarte Tatin.
685
00:43:09,729 --> 00:43:11,663
Elle,
you've reached boiling point,
686
00:43:11,698 --> 00:43:15,029
but you're still
holding it together.
687
00:43:15,064 --> 00:43:16,668
Billy and Lamina,
688
00:43:16,703 --> 00:43:19,737
you've paid for your items
and bagged them up.
689
00:43:19,772 --> 00:43:21,431
You may now exit the shop
690
00:43:21,466 --> 00:43:23,169
and leave your trolley
by the till
691
00:43:23,204 --> 00:43:25,875
for someone else to deal with.
692
00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:27,338
Elle,
693
00:43:27,373 --> 00:43:30,176
the trolley left in your way
is the last straw.
694
00:43:30,211 --> 00:43:32,849
Push it towards them
695
00:43:32,884 --> 00:43:34,917
and unleash your rage.
696
00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:52,935
So...
697
00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:57,170
This was on
my school field trip.
698
00:43:57,205 --> 00:44:00,239
And I had just turned 14,
699
00:44:00,274 --> 00:44:06,212
and the way I saw things
was starting to change.
700
00:44:06,247 --> 00:44:07,884
Because I went to
an all-boys' school.
701
00:44:07,919 --> 00:44:11,151
And at home it was just
my brother and my dad.
702
00:44:11,186 --> 00:44:14,385
My mum was always away
directing and stuff.
703
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:18,763
So, the whole female idea
was a bit of a mystery to me
704
00:44:18,798 --> 00:44:21,425
until I went on this trip,
705
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:23,768
and at the hotel we were at,
706
00:44:23,803 --> 00:44:27,464
there was this egg station
in the breakfast parlor.
707
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:30,005
And if you wanted an omelet,
you would go and you'd queue up.
708
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,743
And you would...
709
00:44:31,778 --> 00:44:34,845
You'd ask this lady to cook
one up for you.
710
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,880
And...
711
00:44:36,915 --> 00:44:38,849
she was...
712
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:43,953
she was blonde and curvaceous,
you know.
713
00:44:43,988 --> 00:44:49,156
And she had this uniform
which kind of accentuated
714
00:44:49,191 --> 00:44:51,158
her curvaceous figure.
715
00:44:51,193 --> 00:44:53,831
I mean, she was probably
about as old as my mum.
716
00:44:53,866 --> 00:44:56,295
And I knew she'd never
really be interested in me,
717
00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:58,264
but I thought if I ordered
an omelet,
718
00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:01,333
maybe it'll start
some conversation.
719
00:45:01,368 --> 00:45:05,205
I never... I never actually got
to know her name.
720
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,910
I only...
721
00:45:06,945 --> 00:45:10,045
I only knew her as the egg lady.
722
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,180
And I remember, I remember
dreaming about her.
723
00:45:13,215 --> 00:45:16,051
Squatting over my face
724
00:45:16,086 --> 00:45:18,823
and laying an egg into my mouth.
725
00:45:18,858 --> 00:45:22,354
You know, I fell in love.
726
00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:24,070
And I know everyone says
that it can't be love
727
00:45:24,094 --> 00:45:26,193
if you've only ordered
an omelet, but it was love.
728
00:45:26,228 --> 00:45:29,559
And I've never felt feelings
that powerful
729
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:31,297
since for anyone.
730
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,267
And...
731
00:45:34,302 --> 00:45:36,808
Be a good chap and pass me
the mint sauce, would you?
732
00:45:45,885 --> 00:45:47,181
And, yeah, and then,
733
00:45:47,216 --> 00:45:49,447
after, it was on the third day,
734
00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:52,087
I realized that if you asked her
735
00:45:52,122 --> 00:45:55,090
to sprinkle onions
on your omelet,
736
00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:57,026
it would involve her
bending forward
737
00:45:57,061 --> 00:45:58,962
to scoop them
out of the onion tub.
738
00:45:58,997 --> 00:46:01,965
And that was when
Tom Pithers saw me
739
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,835
looking down her blouse
740
00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:06,398
and told Mr. Roll in son.
741
00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:08,147
There was already
some discussion at the table
742
00:46:08,171 --> 00:46:11,007
as to why I was always queuing
at the egg station,
743
00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:13,603
but I think
this new evidence damned me.
744
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,275
Mr. Roll in son fell out of temper
745
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:18,212
and he hit me at the table
in front of everyone.
746
00:46:18,247 --> 00:46:19,488
I remember he, sort of,
got me by the head
747
00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:21,248
and rammed me down...
748
00:46:21,283 --> 00:46:24,119
five or six times, quite hard.
749
00:46:24,154 --> 00:46:28,222
And I remember seeing
Matt Hornsley and Glen Rogers
750
00:46:28,257 --> 00:46:29,520
sniggering at the whole thing.
751
00:46:29,555 --> 00:46:31,258
And then, on the last hit,
752
00:46:31,293 --> 00:46:34,591
it knocked over the glass
of milk that was on the table.
753
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,902
And it made my ear,
this ear, pop
754
00:46:37,937 --> 00:46:39,266
and I lost my balance.
755
00:46:39,301 --> 00:46:41,301
And I've always heard things
a bit differently
756
00:46:41,336 --> 00:46:43,006
out of that ear.
757
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:45,536
And Elle taught me to see it
as an advantage.
758
00:46:45,571 --> 00:46:47,439
Never mind your ears.
759
00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:51,311
What we all want to know
is do you still eat omelet?
760
00:46:51,346 --> 00:46:53,016
No.
761
00:46:53,051 --> 00:46:56,052
A terrible shame, young lad.
762
00:46:56,087 --> 00:46:58,285
All because of a formative
psycho-sexual trauma,
763
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,651
you're missing out on
a vital source of vitamin D.
764
00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:03,961
- I get it from the sun.
- The sun?
765
00:47:03,996 --> 00:47:05,523
What about winter?
766
00:47:05,558 --> 00:47:07,602
Unless you're an Oracle retiring
from the Temple of Apollo
767
00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:10,660
during the coldest months,
you need your vitamin D
768
00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:13,905
if you don't want your bones
to get all rickety.
769
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:16,138
You do know about the Oracles?
770
00:47:16,173 --> 00:47:17,909
You're an Oracle of stupid.
771
00:47:17,944 --> 00:47:19,471
Now, everyone.
772
00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:28,150
Oracle of stupidity.
773
00:47:28,185 --> 00:47:30,647
You didn't tell me that
was going to be your speech.
774
00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:32,352
So what?
775
00:47:32,387 --> 00:47:33,969
It'd just be nice to be
across these things
776
00:47:33,993 --> 00:47:37,357
in order for us to have
a consistency of vision.
777
00:47:37,392 --> 00:47:38,963
What do you mean by consistency?
778
00:47:38,998 --> 00:47:42,032
What do I mean by consistency?
779
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:45,332
By consistency, I mean
not undermining my speech
780
00:47:45,367 --> 00:47:48,137
which was all about
male domestic oppression.
781
00:47:48,172 --> 00:47:50,381
Everything you said dismantled
the polemics, the irony, the...
782
00:47:50,405 --> 00:47:52,471
At least mine was personal.
783
00:47:52,506 --> 00:47:55,540
So sexually objectifying women
cooking for men is fine
784
00:47:55,575 --> 00:47:57,014
as long as it's personal?
785
00:47:57,049 --> 00:47:58,477
Can we go to sleep?
786
00:47:58,512 --> 00:48:00,545
So, you don't believe there is
such a thing
787
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:03,119
as male domestic oppression?
788
00:48:03,154 --> 00:48:04,494
Of course, I believe
there is such a thing
789
00:48:04,518 --> 00:48:06,683
as male domestic oppression,
790
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,993
but what also needs
to be spoken about
791
00:48:09,028 --> 00:48:12,161
is Elle-creative oppression.
792
00:48:12,196 --> 00:48:14,097
"What about,"
"what about," "what about."
793
00:48:14,132 --> 00:48:16,044
- Not "what about."
- You're straying from the topic.
794
00:48:16,068 --> 00:48:17,562
Okay, back on topic.
795
00:48:17,597 --> 00:48:20,037
I have another household tip
you could've incorporated
796
00:48:20,072 --> 00:48:22,633
into your next
after-dinner speech.
797
00:48:22,668 --> 00:48:24,503
Staying up all night mopping up
798
00:48:24,538 --> 00:48:27,077
extra virgin olive oil
from the staircase
799
00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:29,156
while the person who spilled it
can walk away from it all
800
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:32,511
without even uttering
a thank you.
801
00:48:32,546 --> 00:48:33,546
Thank you, Lamina.
802
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,085
And Billy.
803
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,383
Thank you, Billy.
804
00:48:36,418 --> 00:48:38,451
And don't forget
to thank Stones.
805
00:48:42,457 --> 00:48:45,590
What is he doing in there?
806
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:47,658
He practically lives
in that toilet.
807
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:52,630
He keeps denying
there's anything wrong.
808
00:48:52,665 --> 00:48:55,138
Well, there is something wrong.
809
00:48:55,173 --> 00:48:57,140
I hear him fart at night.
810
00:48:57,175 --> 00:48:59,142
Whenever he thinks we're asleep,
811
00:48:59,177 --> 00:49:02,541
he lets them slide out,
one after the other.
812
00:49:02,576 --> 00:49:04,708
And you never fart?
813
00:49:04,743 --> 00:49:06,391
- Not as much as that.
- Can you stop?
814
00:49:06,415 --> 00:49:09,152
I'm trying to sleep.
815
00:49:09,187 --> 00:49:11,121
How many times do you fart?
816
00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:12,584
Never. I don't fart.
817
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,421
Of course you fart.
818
00:49:14,456 --> 00:49:16,489
Have you ever heard me fart?
819
00:49:16,524 --> 00:49:18,029
No.
820
00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:20,460
But it's biologically impossible
not to fart.
821
00:49:20,495 --> 00:49:22,627
There's a lot of things
biologically impossible
822
00:49:22,662 --> 00:49:24,299
when it comes to Elle.
823
00:49:24,334 --> 00:49:27,368
They say the average person
farts around 14.5...
824
00:49:27,403 --> 00:49:28,763
He's coming!
825
00:49:45,355 --> 00:49:47,091
Are you okay?
826
00:49:50,327 --> 00:49:53,163
You know, I was reading
about cloves.
827
00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:55,132
They dispel the air
from the intestine
828
00:49:55,167 --> 00:49:57,431
in a nice, gentle,
and noiseless way.
829
00:50:00,271 --> 00:50:04,207
I've been talking
to Dr. Glock.
830
00:50:04,242 --> 00:50:05,769
And what does he say?
831
00:50:08,246 --> 00:50:10,213
He wants to do some tests.
832
00:51:45,607 --> 00:51:48,476
How did you meet her?
833
00:51:48,511 --> 00:51:53,382
She was balling my dad.
834
00:51:53,417 --> 00:51:55,615
And my mum came back from
a film shoot in the jungle
835
00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:59,553
and caught her
pinching his nipples.
836
00:51:59,588 --> 00:52:01,788
She tried to pretend she was
scratching a mosquito bite,
837
00:52:01,821 --> 00:52:04,327
but my mum saw right through it.
838
00:52:04,362 --> 00:52:06,395
I mean, she knew a thing or two
about mosquitoes
839
00:52:06,430 --> 00:52:08,628
after shooting in the jungle.
840
00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:12,302
So, my mum moved out,
Elle moved in.
841
00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:13,743
It kind of didn't
really matter to me
842
00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:15,338
'cause I never saw my mum anyway
843
00:52:15,373 --> 00:52:17,835
and kind of hated her for it.
844
00:52:17,870 --> 00:52:20,409
And in a way...
845
00:52:20,444 --> 00:52:21,641
In a way, I was happy,
846
00:52:21,676 --> 00:52:24,710
'cause I finally
landed myself a mum
847
00:52:24,745 --> 00:52:26,547
who'd be around a bit more.
848
00:52:26,582 --> 00:52:30,452
So, she became your mother?
849
00:52:30,487 --> 00:52:32,817
Kind of.
850
00:52:32,852 --> 00:52:37,426
I mean, she left the cooking
for my dad like my mum did.
851
00:52:37,461 --> 00:52:39,758
But the fact we kind of
fiddled around sometimes
852
00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,464
maybe unmothered things
between us.
853
00:52:44,534 --> 00:52:48,470
In a way, I think Elle needed
a father figure
854
00:52:48,505 --> 00:52:52,001
after years of being away
at boarding school.
855
00:52:52,036 --> 00:52:55,774
She told me she went
to a run-down school.
856
00:52:55,809 --> 00:52:58,777
Maybe she meant
the hockey changing rooms.
857
00:52:58,812 --> 00:53:02,011
I remember her saying
those needed doing up.
858
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,518
And Lamina?
859
00:53:03,553 --> 00:53:05,850
She just went to
a regular school, I think.
860
00:53:05,885 --> 00:53:08,853
No, I mean,
how did you meet her?
861
00:53:08,888 --> 00:53:11,592
Oh.
862
00:53:11,627 --> 00:53:13,363
She worked at a restaurant,
863
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:15,926
and then Elle got into
a fight there,
864
00:53:15,961 --> 00:53:18,797
and they ended up getting
involved with each other.
865
00:53:18,832 --> 00:53:20,931
Lamina's really secretive
about food,
866
00:53:20,966 --> 00:53:22,372
and Elle found that fascinating,
867
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:25,969
but then she got
too secretive and Elle...
868
00:53:26,004 --> 00:53:27,938
Elle got bored.
869
00:53:27,973 --> 00:53:29,709
But, you know, by that point,
870
00:53:29,744 --> 00:53:31,425
all sorts of things had
already happened between them,
871
00:53:31,449 --> 00:53:33,350
and they ended up
hating each other.
872
00:53:33,385 --> 00:53:35,550
But that's not really
anything new between us.
873
00:53:35,585 --> 00:53:38,289
We all kind of hate
each other anyway.
874
00:53:38,324 --> 00:53:40,357
Even though we do
need each other.
875
00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:04,870
Mind if I join you?
876
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:12,911
How are you finding
your time here?
877
00:55:18,424 --> 00:55:20,589
Has Elle decided on a name yet?
878
00:55:24,694 --> 00:55:26,430
And the flanger?
879
00:55:32,570 --> 00:55:34,064
You don't look happy.
880
00:55:41,744 --> 00:55:44,074
It's hard to eat and talk.
881
00:55:44,109 --> 00:55:45,416
Why?
882
00:55:45,451 --> 00:55:46,978
Most people manage.
883
00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:51,950
Maybe I have a small mouth.
884
00:55:51,985 --> 00:55:53,688
Really?
885
00:55:53,723 --> 00:55:55,459
Let me see.
886
00:55:56,759 --> 00:55:58,495
Not now.
887
00:55:58,530 --> 00:56:00,024
Show me.
888
00:56:07,638 --> 00:56:10,573
That doesn't look small to me.
889
00:56:10,608 --> 00:56:12,168
Here...
890
00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:14,038
let's compare sizes.
891
00:56:23,082 --> 00:56:24,653
You see?
892
00:56:24,688 --> 00:56:25,951
Almost the same.
893
00:56:26,921 --> 00:56:28,690
A perfect match, even.
894
00:56:34,159 --> 00:56:37,534
Haven't you read that thing
enough times?
895
00:56:37,569 --> 00:56:38,832
Mind if I borrow it?
896
00:56:38,867 --> 00:56:41,670
Oh, you look a little lost
without it.
897
00:56:44,510 --> 00:56:47,742
It's just something to hold.
898
00:56:47,777 --> 00:56:50,206
And what if I gave you
something else to hold?
899
00:56:52,782 --> 00:56:55,112
I think Elle's waiting
for me out there.
900
00:56:55,147 --> 00:56:56,619
Oh, really?
901
00:56:56,654 --> 00:56:58,786
And you do everything Elle says?
902
00:56:58,821 --> 00:57:00,183
She's the boss.
903
00:57:00,218 --> 00:57:02,218
And how does that make you feel?
904
00:57:04,530 --> 00:57:06,959
I just make my noises.
905
00:57:06,994 --> 00:57:10,259
I was reading about you
and your noises.
906
00:57:10,294 --> 00:57:11,799
Yeah?
907
00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:14,868
You gave an interview, remember?
908
00:57:14,903 --> 00:57:16,100
Oh, yeah.
909
00:57:16,135 --> 00:57:17,970
I read it with great interest,
910
00:57:18,005 --> 00:57:20,775
and at times
I thought to myself,
911
00:57:20,810 --> 00:57:22,645
"This can't be true."
912
00:57:25,243 --> 00:57:26,979
Do you know something?
913
00:57:32,690 --> 00:57:35,889
I always wanted to be
an egg lady.
914
00:57:35,924 --> 00:57:38,661
You could queue up
for an omelet...
915
00:57:38,696 --> 00:57:41,664
and I'd serve you first.
916
00:57:41,699 --> 00:57:43,226
Cheers.
917
00:58:00,883 --> 00:58:02,751
- Jan Stevens...
- It's okay.
918
00:58:02,786 --> 00:58:04,852
It's okay.
919
00:58:04,887 --> 00:58:06,755
I need you, Billy.
920
00:58:06,790 --> 00:58:09,989
Ever since I first met you,
I've been thinking about you.
921
00:58:10,024 --> 00:58:11,298
I know I need to be
professional,
922
00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:12,794
but I can't stop thinking
about you,
923
00:58:12,829 --> 00:58:14,994
and I know you feel
the same about me.
924
00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:30,647
Jan Stevens.
925
00:58:30,682 --> 00:58:32,341
Why are you doing this?
926
00:59:17,355 --> 00:59:20,763
I do wonder sometimes if you're
perpetuating an archetype
927
00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:24,602
of epicurean toxicity
with all this culinary hysteria.
928
00:59:26,672 --> 00:59:28,177
I don't want to give the public
the impression
929
00:59:28,201 --> 00:59:31,367
we're espousing any kind
of dysfunctional
930
00:59:31,402 --> 00:59:34,040
alimentary ideology.
931
00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:35,844
So, what do you want?
932
00:59:35,879 --> 00:59:37,307
The happy chefs?
933
00:59:37,342 --> 00:59:39,980
You know, what I would
appreciate is for you
934
00:59:40,015 --> 00:59:42,851
to take some of
my ideas on board.
935
00:59:42,886 --> 00:59:45,656
Just because I'm not involved in
the making of your sacred art
936
00:59:45,691 --> 00:59:48,725
doesn't mean my ideas
lack validity.
937
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,694
You don't have to agree
with everything,
938
00:59:50,729 --> 00:59:53,389
but to dismiss every opinion
of mine out of hand
939
00:59:53,424 --> 00:59:55,897
when I've chosen to fund you
and promote you
940
00:59:55,932 --> 00:59:57,393
above dozens of others
941
00:59:57,428 --> 00:59:59,065
reeks of entitlement
942
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:02,002
rather than your perceived
notion of integrity.
943
01:00:07,944 --> 01:00:11,110
Okay, we are all ears.
944
01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:12,881
That's all I wanted to say.
945
01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:14,982
There are critical forces
beyond me out there,
946
01:00:15,017 --> 01:00:16,445
believe it or not,
947
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,821
and to make you aware of them
is part of my job,
948
01:00:18,856 --> 01:00:22,451
even if you choose
not to subscribe to them.
949
01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:24,728
- And that flanger...
- The flanger is staying.
950
01:00:24,763 --> 01:00:27,192
I'm just asking you
to turn it down a notch.
951
01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:29,832
You can keep
the epicurean toxicity,
952
01:00:29,867 --> 01:00:32,065
but indulge me on
the flanger, please.
953
01:00:37,974 --> 01:00:39,677
Stones.
954
01:00:41,813 --> 01:00:43,472
Stones.
955
01:00:43,507 --> 01:00:45,309
What?
956
01:00:45,344 --> 01:00:47,047
Are you okay?
957
01:00:49,348 --> 01:00:51,051
No.
958
01:00:53,418 --> 01:00:55,825
Just go back to bed.
959
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:58,388
There's nothing you can do.
960
01:00:58,423 --> 01:01:01,864
Any news about the tests?
961
01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,262
No.
962
01:01:04,297 --> 01:01:06,000
Maybe tomorrow.
963
01:01:06,035 --> 01:01:09,201
He's got another test planned.
964
01:01:09,236 --> 01:01:10,939
I'm sorry.
965
01:01:13,372 --> 01:01:16,879
Is it okay to say I'm scared?
966
01:01:16,914 --> 01:01:18,474
It's okay.
967
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:21,279
I know.
968
01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:23,149
Stones?
969
01:01:23,184 --> 01:01:26,020
It will be okay.
970
01:01:26,055 --> 01:01:27,585
I know it.
971
01:01:31,456 --> 01:01:33,192
You heard me?
972
01:02:47,499 --> 01:02:49,807
That flanger.
973
01:02:52,108 --> 01:02:55,846
What about it?
974
01:02:55,881 --> 01:02:59,344
Did you talk to her about it?
975
01:02:59,379 --> 01:03:01,918
She's not going to
change anything.
976
01:03:01,953 --> 01:03:04,580
Once she decides something,
there's nothing you can do.
977
01:03:04,615 --> 01:03:06,186
And if I try and say anything,
978
01:03:06,221 --> 01:03:09,255
she just shouts
and accuses me of something.
979
01:03:11,358 --> 01:03:14,095
Maybe you should think
about slapping her, then.
980
01:03:16,561 --> 01:03:19,199
Well, don't say I told you,
981
01:03:19,234 --> 01:03:20,970
but a quick slap
always does the trick.
982
01:03:22,237 --> 01:03:25,403
It might shock her out of
her entrenched arrogance.
983
01:03:27,638 --> 01:03:31,013
And what if you muted
the flanger?
984
01:03:31,048 --> 01:03:32,509
Chances are
she won't notice anyway
985
01:03:32,544 --> 01:03:34,511
what with all
the other noise going on.
986
01:03:38,286 --> 01:03:41,188
You don't know
how angry she gets.
987
01:03:41,223 --> 01:03:44,323
And she'll notice now she knows
what a flanger is.
988
01:03:44,358 --> 01:03:46,292
Just try it.
989
01:03:51,266 --> 01:03:53,563
I don't know.
990
01:03:53,598 --> 01:03:56,335
I don't want to start
a fight and...
991
01:03:58,075 --> 01:04:01,109
You will turn the flanger off.
992
01:04:01,144 --> 01:04:02,605
I will turn the flanger off.
993
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,211
And you will convince Elle
994
01:04:04,246 --> 01:04:07,082
to do everything I say from now.
995
01:04:07,117 --> 01:04:11,152
And I will convince Elle to do
everything you say from now.
996
01:04:11,187 --> 01:04:12,582
Good.
997
01:04:56,199 --> 01:04:57,627
Jan Stevens.
998
01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:54,804
Her ability to provoke
999
01:07:54,839 --> 01:07:58,280
for the sake of provocation
began to wane.
1000
01:07:58,315 --> 01:08:01,844
Once she got a taste of scandal,
she became addicted.
1001
01:08:01,879 --> 01:08:04,649
And it soon became a distraction
1002
01:08:04,684 --> 01:08:07,157
from the work Billy
and I were doing,
1003
01:08:07,192 --> 01:08:09,522
yet she knew that
the shock value
1004
01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:12,657
and polemics would make a bigger
noise than anything we could do.
1005
01:08:12,692 --> 01:08:14,758
Could you survive without her?
1006
01:08:16,861 --> 01:08:20,467
Yes.
1007
01:08:20,502 --> 01:08:25,670
But Billy and I were always
intuitive in our approach.
1008
01:08:25,705 --> 01:08:28,277
Elle always did the applications
for funding
1009
01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:30,213
and always knew
how to word things,
1010
01:08:30,248 --> 01:08:32,281
which I always envied.
1011
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:35,614
I was always led to believe
that the visceral urge I had
1012
01:08:35,649 --> 01:08:37,748
about making culinary sounds
wasn't valid
1013
01:08:37,783 --> 01:08:39,354
unless backed up by theory
1014
01:08:39,389 --> 01:08:42,225
or at least the kind of
conceptual package
1015
01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:44,722
that Elle could pull together.
1016
01:08:44,757 --> 01:08:48,627
Sound always excited me
and... and transformed me,
1017
01:08:48,662 --> 01:08:51,465
but I could never explain why.
1018
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:56,239
What made you want to be
a Sonic Caterer?
1019
01:08:56,274 --> 01:08:58,769
Maybe my mother.
1020
01:08:58,804 --> 01:09:02,344
My father only ever went
to the kitchen to eat,
1021
01:09:02,379 --> 01:09:04,247
and I saw what it did
to my mother.
1022
01:09:04,282 --> 01:09:07,745
She silently cooked
and washed the dishes,
1023
01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:11,749
pretending it couldn't be
any other way,
1024
01:09:11,784 --> 01:09:13,454
and he took her for granted,
1025
01:09:13,489 --> 01:09:16,490
never once considering himself
it could be another way.
1026
01:09:16,525 --> 01:09:18,558
And, besides,
he earned the money,
1027
01:09:18,593 --> 01:09:20,395
even though she had to
brush her own dreams
1028
01:09:20,430 --> 01:09:22,892
and ambitions under the carpet
to facilitate his earnings.
1029
01:09:22,927 --> 01:09:25,433
She later claimed that no woman
should live like this,
1030
01:09:25,468 --> 01:09:27,270
but...
1031
01:09:27,305 --> 01:09:31,373
but when my... my brother's
girlfriend moved in with him
1032
01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:33,771
and didn't do her share
of the cooking,
1033
01:09:33,806 --> 01:09:36,510
she resented her.
1034
01:09:36,545 --> 01:09:38,512
Jealousy usurped ideology,
1035
01:09:38,547 --> 01:09:41,614
and it was clear that my mother
expected other women
1036
01:09:41,649 --> 01:09:44,254
to work as hard as she did
in the kitchen,
1037
01:09:44,289 --> 01:09:46,553
even though she knew it wasn't
the way it should be.
1038
01:09:46,588 --> 01:09:47,983
That struggle in her head
1039
01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:50,359
between demanding freedom
from the kitchen
1040
01:09:50,394 --> 01:09:52,328
and being confined to it
1041
01:09:52,363 --> 01:09:54,891
contaminated my...
My brother's relationship
1042
01:09:54,926 --> 01:09:58,334
and resulted in him
leaving his girlfriend.
1043
01:10:00,965 --> 01:10:03,372
And then my... my mother
picked on my girlfriend,
1044
01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:06,441
who turned out to be Elle
1045
01:10:06,476 --> 01:10:08,641
and even lazier than my father.
1046
01:10:11,448 --> 01:10:14,746
Yeah, I was the one doing
the cooking in the relationship.
1047
01:10:14,781 --> 01:10:16,748
How did you meet her?
1048
01:10:16,783 --> 01:10:21,687
She got into a fight in
the restaurant where I worked.
1049
01:10:21,722 --> 01:10:23,689
Some creep kept groping
one of my colleagues,
1050
01:10:23,724 --> 01:10:25,757
and she came to her defense.
1051
01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:30,333
I felt awful for not helping,
but... that was Elle.
1052
01:10:30,368 --> 01:10:32,027
Unlike me, she was...
She was fearless
1053
01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:33,963
and she would stand up
1054
01:10:33,998 --> 01:10:37,439
for vulnerable people,
even if she'd lose.
1055
01:10:37,474 --> 01:10:39,375
So, she told him to leave
my colleague alone,
1056
01:10:39,410 --> 01:10:41,839
and he punched her hard
in the womb,
1057
01:10:41,874 --> 01:10:44,072
but she fought back,
1058
01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:46,580
even if it resulted in her
being kicked to the ground
1059
01:10:46,615 --> 01:10:48,648
by this thug and his friends.
1060
01:10:48,683 --> 01:10:50,419
And after that we became friends
1061
01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:53,587
and then band mates then lovers,
1062
01:10:53,622 --> 01:10:58,724
only I-I left her for someone
I was balling and...
1063
01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:03,333
since then, it's been nothing
but mini-punishments from her.
1064
01:11:03,368 --> 01:11:06,402
She told me you were
secretive about food.
1065
01:11:08,373 --> 01:11:11,000
Sorry?
1066
01:11:11,035 --> 01:11:15,873
Just that, she was curious.
1067
01:11:15,908 --> 01:11:16,973
How do you mean?
1068
01:11:17,008 --> 01:11:18,612
Nothing.
1069
01:11:18,647 --> 01:11:21,076
Just...
1070
01:11:21,111 --> 01:11:23,353
Doesn't matter.
1071
01:17:11,329 --> 01:17:13,065
What?
1072
01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:15,738
The Mangrove Snacks.
1073
01:17:15,773 --> 01:17:17,179
Looks like
one of your installations.
1074
01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:18,741
You would say that.
1075
01:17:18,776 --> 01:17:20,083
But, seriously,
we could use this.
1076
01:17:20,107 --> 01:17:21,403
But it's a terrapin.
1077
01:17:21,438 --> 01:17:23,471
Since when did we do anything
with meat?
1078
01:17:23,506 --> 01:17:26,980
We've always been about fruits,
vegetables, nuts, and seeds.
1079
01:17:27,015 --> 01:17:29,279
Don't forget eggs, Billy.
1080
01:17:29,314 --> 01:17:31,182
You'll never let me
live that down, will you?
1081
01:17:31,217 --> 01:17:32,755
You're the one who announced
1082
01:17:32,790 --> 01:17:35,219
that you're struggling
with an egg fetish.
1083
01:17:35,254 --> 01:17:37,386
It is not a fetish!
1084
01:17:37,421 --> 01:17:40,829
So, having white dreams
about hotel staff laying eggs
1085
01:17:40,864 --> 01:17:42,193
is not a fetish?
1086
01:17:42,228 --> 01:17:44,129
Not to mention
sexually objectifying
1087
01:17:44,164 --> 01:17:46,164
the uniforms of the poorly paid.
1088
01:17:50,104 --> 01:17:51,136
What was that for?
1089
01:17:51,171 --> 01:17:52,775
Stop it, all of you!
1090
01:17:52,810 --> 01:17:54,337
Jan Stevens.
1091
01:17:54,372 --> 01:17:57,076
The Mangrove Snacks
have paid us another visit.
1092
01:17:57,111 --> 01:17:58,440
I've called the police force
1093
01:17:58,475 --> 01:18:00,013
and they'll come
and take fingerprints.
1094
01:18:00,048 --> 01:18:02,884
Nobody is to touch anything.
1095
01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:06,382
And whatever equipment was left
here will have to be examined.
1096
01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:08,923
Why didn't the youngster
pack everything?
1097
01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:10,760
That was his job.
1098
01:18:10,795 --> 01:18:13,290
Technical Assistant Wim
is not your servant.
1099
01:18:13,325 --> 01:18:15,424
He does what he can.
1100
01:18:15,459 --> 01:18:19,461
But whatever was left here will
have to go for fingerprinting...
1101
01:18:19,496 --> 01:18:22,838
including...
1102
01:18:22,873 --> 01:18:24,367
this.
1103
01:18:26,371 --> 01:18:27,876
You set this up.
1104
01:18:27,911 --> 01:18:29,438
Don't be ridiculous.
1105
01:18:29,473 --> 01:18:31,242
How convenient for you.
1106
01:18:31,277 --> 01:18:33,442
We can live without the flanger.
1107
01:18:33,477 --> 01:18:35,279
You're in cahoots.
1108
01:18:35,314 --> 01:18:37,248
This is a conspiracy.
1109
01:18:37,283 --> 01:18:39,019
Until the authorities
say otherwise,
1110
01:18:39,054 --> 01:18:41,318
we'll have to put
a pause on proceedings.
1111
01:18:41,353 --> 01:18:43,826
Get some rest.
It'll do you good.
1112
01:18:43,861 --> 01:18:45,355
You might also consider the fact
1113
01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:48,259
that we're still waiting for you
to decide on a band name.
1114
01:18:48,294 --> 01:18:50,393
Elle and the Gastric Ulcers.
1115
01:18:52,232 --> 01:18:55,134
See, they always undermine me.
1116
01:18:55,169 --> 01:18:57,807
Is that your final name?
1117
01:18:57,842 --> 01:18:59,567
Yes.
1118
01:18:59,602 --> 01:19:02,009
I don't know. Maybe.
1119
01:19:02,044 --> 01:19:05,243
Okay. Sleep on it, then.
1120
01:19:05,278 --> 01:19:07,146
But hurry up...
1121
01:19:07,181 --> 01:19:09,786
unless you want me to come up
with a name for you.
1122
01:20:12,576 --> 01:20:14,312
You know,
1123
01:20:14,347 --> 01:20:16,446
when this residency's over...
1124
01:20:18,450 --> 01:20:21,957
...you'll still have
that catalog.
1125
01:20:21,992 --> 01:20:23,486
Yeah.
1126
01:20:26,095 --> 01:20:28,326
Wouldn't it make more sense
to appreciate the things
1127
01:20:28,361 --> 01:20:30,427
that might not be
around much longer?
1128
01:20:36,303 --> 01:20:38,105
What?
1129
01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:41,042
You've had your fun and now it's
back to the stupid catalog!
1130
01:20:43,211 --> 01:20:44,639
I didn't know we were serious.
1131
01:20:44,674 --> 01:20:46,509
We're not,
1132
01:20:46,544 --> 01:20:48,148
but there's something
between serious
1133
01:20:48,183 --> 01:20:51,085
and being completely ignored.
1134
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,385
I'd just like some affection,
or is that too much to ask?
1135
01:20:59,656 --> 01:21:02,327
Why did you...
1136
01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:05,066
you know...
1137
01:21:05,101 --> 01:21:07,068
Why did I what?
1138
01:21:07,103 --> 01:21:09,972
Why did you chase me?
1139
01:21:10,007 --> 01:21:12,667
Why do you think?
1140
01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:14,405
Because I liked you.
1141
01:21:17,113 --> 01:21:18,618
Was it because of this
flanger business?
1142
01:21:18,642 --> 01:21:20,983
There's no flanger business.
1143
01:21:21,018 --> 01:21:22,292
So, you'd still
allow me in your bed
1144
01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:24,085
even if we kept the flanger?
1145
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,252
Of course.
1146
01:21:26,287 --> 01:21:27,453
Even two flangers.
1147
01:21:29,290 --> 01:21:32,995
Would you allow me in your bed
after the residency's over?
1148
01:21:33,030 --> 01:21:36,493
Yes!
1149
01:21:36,528 --> 01:21:38,231
What's wrong?
1150
01:21:41,269 --> 01:21:43,500
We can make this work
if you want to.
1151
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:48,505
I don't know.
1152
01:21:48,540 --> 01:21:51,541
It's just starting to feel...
1153
01:21:51,576 --> 01:21:54,379
heavy... you know?
1154
01:21:54,414 --> 01:21:55,622
Look, if this is about
the flanger,
1155
01:21:55,646 --> 01:21:57,250
we can put all of that
to one side.
1156
01:21:57,285 --> 01:21:59,648
It's not about the flanger.
1157
01:21:59,683 --> 01:22:02,684
Well, I don't know, maybe
the flanger's got me thinking.
1158
01:22:02,719 --> 01:22:04,653
Thinking what?
1159
01:22:04,688 --> 01:22:07,062
We have a tour coming up and...
1160
01:22:07,097 --> 01:22:10,626
I can do international love.
1161
01:22:10,661 --> 01:22:15,169
Look, I like you, Jan...
1162
01:22:15,204 --> 01:22:18,238
but...
1163
01:22:18,273 --> 01:22:21,571
So, that's it, then?
1164
01:22:21,606 --> 01:22:24,409
We could ball each other
at one of the orgies.
1165
01:22:26,743 --> 01:22:30,514
That's really constructive
of you, Billy.
1166
01:22:34,124 --> 01:22:35,288
Well, I should probably go.
1167
01:22:35,323 --> 01:22:37,191
They're already
asking questions.
1168
01:22:37,226 --> 01:22:39,556
Do you know something, Billy?
1169
01:22:39,591 --> 01:22:41,492
In all the years I've done this,
1170
01:22:41,527 --> 01:22:45,166
I've always
maintained a distance.
1171
01:22:45,201 --> 01:22:47,168
It didn't matter
how attracted I was
1172
01:22:47,203 --> 01:22:49,170
or how lonely it got
in this bedroom.
1173
01:22:49,205 --> 01:22:52,470
I've always remained
professional.
1174
01:22:52,505 --> 01:22:54,802
You were the first person
to ignite something in me
1175
01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:59,081
to such a degree
that I couldn't stop myself.
1176
01:22:59,116 --> 01:23:00,786
I really didn't want to be
one of those people
1177
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:02,678
using my position
to seduce someone,
1178
01:23:02,713 --> 01:23:05,054
and I'm sorry.
1179
01:23:05,089 --> 01:23:06,616
I'm really sorry.
1180
01:23:10,358 --> 01:23:13,128
Can't we try somehow
to make it work?
1181
01:23:18,498 --> 01:23:22,368
Sometimes love can mean more...
1182
01:23:22,403 --> 01:23:23,699
by walking away.
1183
01:23:26,374 --> 01:23:28,143
Not the catalog!
1184
01:23:28,178 --> 01:23:30,673
No! Don't go, Billy! No!
1185
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:34,149
Billy, I need you! Stay!
1186
01:23:34,184 --> 01:23:35,381
No, don't go, Billy!
1187
01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:37,647
Please, stay!
I need you!
1188
01:23:37,682 --> 01:23:39,451
Please, Billy!
1189
01:23:39,486 --> 01:23:43,158
It wasn't the flanger, I swear!
1190
01:23:43,193 --> 01:23:45,325
It wasn't the flanger.
1191
01:26:07,502 --> 01:26:09,205
Stones...
1192
01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:14,001
Stones...
Are you okay?
1193
01:26:14,036 --> 01:26:15,739
Leave me alone.
1194
01:26:34,397 --> 01:26:37,827
Any news about the flanger?
1195
01:26:37,862 --> 01:26:39,829
I don't know.
1196
01:26:39,864 --> 01:26:43,305
These things take time.
1197
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:45,934
She did it on purpose.
1198
01:26:45,969 --> 01:26:49,003
Come on, you really think she
orchestrated the whole thing?
1199
01:26:51,447 --> 01:26:53,381
She did it for her advantage.
1200
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:59,717
She didn't take the hob away
for fingerprints,
1201
01:26:59,752 --> 01:27:02,522
but she took the flanger.
1202
01:27:02,557 --> 01:27:04,018
So, what do you suggest?
1203
01:27:18,001 --> 01:27:19,671
Stop that. Shh.
1204
01:27:19,706 --> 01:27:21,409
Yeah, alright.
1205
01:27:45,732 --> 01:27:47,402
Shh.
1206
01:30:52,721 --> 01:30:54,248
Jan Stevens.
1207
01:31:05,668 --> 01:31:07,800
So, she holds police parties
1208
01:31:07,835 --> 01:31:10,968
as well as Billy parties.
1209
01:31:11,003 --> 01:31:12,805
I could've told you
that one erection
1210
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:14,972
would never be enough
for someone like her.
1211
01:31:15,007 --> 01:31:17,711
- Sad you weren't invited?
- No.
1212
01:31:17,746 --> 01:31:19,586
You always have to
spill your night juice
1213
01:31:19,616 --> 01:31:21,649
wherever you go.
1214
01:31:21,684 --> 01:31:25,851
But to do it to a patron
is your number-one disgrace.
1215
01:31:25,886 --> 01:31:28,821
You're incorrigible,
you know that, Billy Rubin?
1216
01:31:28,856 --> 01:31:31,725
You've jeopardized our residency
with that silly willy of yours.
1217
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:34,563
You've jeopardized it
with your silly...
1218
01:31:34,598 --> 01:31:36,961
Silly what?
1219
01:31:36,996 --> 01:31:39,667
See? You can't even touché.
1220
01:31:39,702 --> 01:31:40,998
Wait till I write my memoirs.
1221
01:31:41,033 --> 01:31:43,902
Threatening me again.
1222
01:31:43,937 --> 01:31:45,871
You write those memoirs.
1223
01:31:45,906 --> 01:31:47,939
- I will.
- Okay. Fine.
1224
01:31:47,974 --> 01:31:49,270
Just don't forget to write about
1225
01:31:49,305 --> 01:31:51,008
that stupid salami
you hide in your bed.
1226
01:31:51,043 --> 01:31:53,274
Stop it!
1227
01:31:53,309 --> 01:31:55,980
For all our arguments
as a group,
1228
01:31:56,015 --> 01:31:57,652
the one thing that united us
1229
01:31:57,687 --> 01:32:00,281
was a quest for catharsis.
1230
01:32:00,316 --> 01:32:04,186
Maybe we disagreed on... on what
we defined as catharsis,
1231
01:32:04,221 --> 01:32:09,257
but we were all harboring
something that needed purging.
1232
01:32:09,292 --> 01:32:12,667
And could I ask
what you were harboring?
1233
01:32:14,869 --> 01:32:16,605
Just things.
1234
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:17,870
Could you elaborate?
1235
01:32:17,905 --> 01:32:19,234
Does knowing about our demons
1236
01:32:19,269 --> 01:32:22,237
make any difference
to what you hear?
1237
01:32:22,272 --> 01:32:25,009
Only that Elle was very open
about hers.
1238
01:32:27,849 --> 01:32:31,246
Not as open as
you'd like to think.
1239
01:32:31,281 --> 01:32:32,885
I know about Miss Lindenson.
1240
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:34,656
I know what really happened.
1241
01:32:36,660 --> 01:32:39,892
The only person laughing at her
going into anaphylactic shock
1242
01:32:39,927 --> 01:32:41,993
was Elle herself.
1243
01:32:42,028 --> 01:32:45,898
A comical looking, puffed-up
face, just like in the movies.
1244
01:32:45,933 --> 01:32:50,001
But surely she didn't know
she was going to die?
1245
01:32:50,036 --> 01:32:52,905
But she still laughed
until it was too late.
1246
01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:54,203
But she was a tiny girl.
1247
01:32:54,238 --> 01:32:56,040
But she's an adult now,
1248
01:32:56,075 --> 01:32:59,747
and she still can't
face herself.
1249
01:32:59,782 --> 01:33:02,145
For Elle,
it's easier to reinvent the past
1250
01:33:02,180 --> 01:33:05,148
to... to gain people's sympathy
1251
01:33:05,183 --> 01:33:09,317
than to confront the guilt
and... and risk people's anger.
1252
01:33:09,352 --> 01:33:11,352
Elle's father was at the party,
1253
01:33:11,387 --> 01:33:14,795
and he slapped her hard
in the face for laughing.
1254
01:33:14,830 --> 01:33:18,359
So, yes, that tragedy
did affect her,
1255
01:33:18,394 --> 01:33:20,801
but not in the way
she'd like you to believe.
1256
01:33:36,313 --> 01:33:39,985
You're in the shops.
1257
01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:43,318
You're lost in the aisles.
1258
01:33:43,353 --> 01:33:45,155
Back and forth.
1259
01:33:45,190 --> 01:33:47,960
Back and forth.
1260
01:33:47,995 --> 01:33:51,359
A thought is troubling you.
1261
01:33:51,394 --> 01:33:54,131
Could it be the absence
of a gâteau de ménage
1262
01:33:54,166 --> 01:33:58,036
that is playing tricks
on the mind?
1263
01:33:58,071 --> 01:33:59,939
Or the sight of Dan,
1264
01:33:59,974 --> 01:34:01,842
the twilight
replenishment operative,
1265
01:34:01,877 --> 01:34:03,943
coming back from his shift
to search for
1266
01:34:03,978 --> 01:34:06,814
a mystery
Chartreuse Elixir Vegetal?
1267
01:34:10,347 --> 01:34:13,887
Or is it something else?
1268
01:34:13,922 --> 01:34:16,252
A cake from the past that
never leaves you alone
1269
01:34:16,287 --> 01:34:20,091
and follows you into the shops.
1270
01:34:20,126 --> 01:34:22,192
I certainly hope not.
1271
01:34:50,387 --> 01:34:52,926
You're feeling tired
but you can't leave
1272
01:34:52,961 --> 01:34:54,455
until you've shopped.
1273
01:34:54,490 --> 01:34:57,997
Your fellow customers
are collapsing all around you.
1274
01:34:58,032 --> 01:35:01,066
One... by one.
1275
01:35:01,101 --> 01:35:03,904
They call it the retail malady.
1276
01:35:03,939 --> 01:35:06,038
And, one by one,
1277
01:35:06,073 --> 01:35:08,810
you will all succumb to it.
1278
01:36:17,408 --> 01:36:19,078
So...
1279
01:36:19,113 --> 01:36:20,816
your results are in.
1280
01:36:23,249 --> 01:36:24,952
And...
1281
01:36:27,484 --> 01:36:29,484
How do I say this?
1282
01:36:35,393 --> 01:36:38,130
You have...
1283
01:36:47,009 --> 01:36:48,536
Wait.
1284
01:36:48,571 --> 01:36:50,043
I think I left something
at home.
1285
01:36:50,078 --> 01:36:51,572
I could have sworn...
1286
01:36:51,607 --> 01:36:54,542
I know I had it
by the front door when...
1287
01:36:54,577 --> 01:36:57,446
What do I have?
1288
01:36:57,481 --> 01:37:01,153
I was going to tell you.
1289
01:37:01,188 --> 01:37:02,957
Tell me, what do I have?
1290
01:37:02,992 --> 01:37:04,552
Celiac disease.
1291
01:37:04,587 --> 01:37:07,863
- What?
- Celiac disease.
1292
01:37:08,624 --> 01:37:10,030
It's okay.
1293
01:37:10,065 --> 01:37:13,033
Your villi are a mess,
but you'll live.
1294
01:37:13,068 --> 01:37:14,628
What is it?
1295
01:37:14,663 --> 01:37:18,170
It's an autoimmune...
1296
01:37:18,205 --> 01:37:19,270
Let me go!
1297
01:37:19,305 --> 01:37:20,568
Keep talking.
1298
01:37:20,603 --> 01:37:22,944
What do I need to take?
1299
01:37:22,979 --> 01:37:26,112
You don't need to take anything!
1300
01:37:26,147 --> 01:37:27,476
Avoid gluten.
1301
01:37:27,511 --> 01:37:30,083
Avoid gluten and you'll be fine.
1302
01:37:30,118 --> 01:37:31,645
Tell me more!
1303
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,383
It's in wheat.
1304
01:37:33,418 --> 01:37:36,188
Avoid bread, pasta,
1305
01:37:36,223 --> 01:37:39,026
beer, pastries,
1306
01:37:39,061 --> 01:37:40,929
and Christmas pudding.
1307
01:37:40,964 --> 01:37:42,656
What?
1308
01:37:42,691 --> 01:37:44,526
Christmas pudding.
1309
01:39:09,679 --> 01:39:11,987
Blast this thing!
1310
01:39:14,288 --> 01:39:18,026
Too tired to say my name?
1311
01:39:18,061 --> 01:39:20,556
What do you want?
1312
01:39:20,591 --> 01:39:23,163
A peace offering.
1313
01:39:23,198 --> 01:39:26,562
So, your policeman friends
didn't find fingerprints?
1314
01:39:26,597 --> 01:39:28,366
Clearly not.
1315
01:39:28,401 --> 01:39:33,173
And I thought you'd like it back
for your final performance.
1316
01:39:33,208 --> 01:39:36,176
So, you're allowing us
to use our flanger?
1317
01:39:36,211 --> 01:39:37,705
I'll just leave it here.
1318
01:39:40,116 --> 01:39:42,281
You decide whether to use it
or not.
1319
01:39:44,780 --> 01:39:47,418
This is what I think
about your peace offering.
1320
01:39:56,759 --> 01:39:58,495
What are you laughing at?
1321
01:40:06,241 --> 01:40:08,241
The prospect of giving
an after-dinner speech
1322
01:40:08,276 --> 01:40:10,078
is somewhat daunting.
1323
01:40:10,113 --> 01:40:13,444
Some people relish the idea of
having an audience in thrall
1324
01:40:13,479 --> 01:40:16,810
to even the most meager
of their thought processes,
1325
01:40:16,845 --> 01:40:18,746
but the rest of us
have no great urge
1326
01:40:18,781 --> 01:40:20,418
to communicate with the world
1327
01:40:20,453 --> 01:40:23,322
and struggle to do so.
1328
01:40:23,357 --> 01:40:26,424
I acknowledge the fact
that this is compulsory,
1329
01:40:26,459 --> 01:40:28,624
but I can't pretend
to find it easy.
1330
01:40:28,659 --> 01:40:30,098
In fact,
1331
01:40:30,133 --> 01:40:32,232
I resent it.
1332
01:40:32,267 --> 01:40:33,563
Sorry.
1333
01:40:33,598 --> 01:40:35,268
Lamina, if you're
that uncomfortable,
1334
01:40:35,303 --> 01:40:36,566
we can forgo the whole thing.
1335
01:40:36,601 --> 01:40:39,503
- Any excuse for her to shirk.
- No, no.
1336
01:40:39,538 --> 01:40:41,406
I can do it.
1337
01:40:41,441 --> 01:40:43,474
And I'm going to continue.
1338
01:40:43,509 --> 01:40:47,247
I consulted various guides
on after-dinner speaking,
1339
01:40:47,282 --> 01:40:51,119
and I'm now ready to
bring life to this room
1340
01:40:51,154 --> 01:40:55,156
with the news that after
this residency is over,
1341
01:40:55,191 --> 01:40:56,718
I'm going to leave the group.
1342
01:40:57,490 --> 01:40:59,556
What?
1343
01:41:01,824 --> 01:41:03,164
You don't believe me?
1344
01:41:03,199 --> 01:41:04,594
What would you do?
1345
01:41:04,629 --> 01:41:06,695
When Hephaestus
was thrown off Olympus, he...
1346
01:41:06,730 --> 01:41:08,433
Not you! Not you.
1347
01:41:08,468 --> 01:41:11,502
I don't need your metatextual,
pseudo-Hellenic,
1348
01:41:11,537 --> 01:41:15,176
alpha intellectual one-up man ship
on top of everything else.
1349
01:41:15,211 --> 01:41:17,409
There are plenty of things
I could do, Elle dearest,
1350
01:41:17,444 --> 01:41:19,774
as long as they don't involve
being anywhere near you.
1351
01:41:19,809 --> 01:41:23,283
In fact, I'm going solo.
1352
01:41:23,318 --> 01:41:24,918
Without me,
it's not going to work.
1353
01:41:24,946 --> 01:41:26,319
You know that.
1354
01:41:26,354 --> 01:41:29,157
No voice, no ideas. No vision.
1355
01:41:29,192 --> 01:41:31,291
Technique without visions? No.
1356
01:41:31,326 --> 01:41:32,798
Because you think it's going
to work without me?
1357
01:41:32,822 --> 01:41:34,360
- Mm-hmm.
- You didn't even know
1358
01:41:34,395 --> 01:41:36,230
what a flanger was
until a few days ago.
1359
01:41:36,265 --> 01:41:39,332
Just stay. We can...
We can talk this out, man.
1360
01:41:39,367 --> 01:41:41,169
You're welcome to join
if you want.
1361
01:41:41,204 --> 01:41:42,698
Billy, no!
1362
01:41:42,733 --> 01:41:45,305
Well, I'm not staying
if Lamina leaves.
1363
01:41:50,213 --> 01:41:51,839
- You set this up!
- I did no such...
1364
01:42:00,685 --> 01:42:01,915
So, now it's my fault?
1365
01:42:01,950 --> 01:42:03,488
I didn't say that.
1366
01:42:03,523 --> 01:42:05,325
You don't have to say.
1367
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:08,196
You orchestrated all of this
with loving precision.
1368
01:42:08,231 --> 01:42:09,494
Have a stupid day.
1369
01:42:18,373 --> 01:42:19,702
- Elle!
- No, no, no!
1370
01:42:19,737 --> 01:42:21,341
- No!
- Elle, stop it!
1371
01:42:30,715 --> 01:42:32,286
- Elle!
- Elle.
1372
01:42:32,321 --> 01:42:34,255
- Hang in there, Elle.
- I'm sorry.
1373
01:42:34,290 --> 01:42:35,333
We'll get you some help!
1374
01:42:35,357 --> 01:42:36,521
Where's Dr. Glock?
1375
01:42:36,556 --> 01:42:38,391
He's gone!
Can't you see?
1376
01:42:38,426 --> 01:42:39,689
What did you expect?
1377
01:42:39,724 --> 01:42:42,758
I finally have the name
for our band.
1378
01:42:42,793 --> 01:42:43,793
Tell us, Elle.
1379
01:42:43,827 --> 01:42:44,958
Please tell us.
1380
01:42:44,993 --> 01:42:46,663
Elle and the...
1381
01:42:49,470 --> 01:42:50,733
What was that?
1382
01:42:50,768 --> 01:42:52,339
What did she say?
1383
01:42:52,374 --> 01:42:54,011
- Tell us again, Elle.
- Elle!
1384
01:42:54,035 --> 01:42:56,442
Elle.
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