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- Okay... time to practice your lying.
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- My friend is on fire,
I must run to pour water on his face.
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- My friend is on fire and--
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--iiiiI'm really the only one doing this?
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- As fun as it is to practice lying all day,
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it's not fun at all and I hate it.
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- Hate is a very strong word.
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And in this case, it's accurate.
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- What they're trying to
say is that Captain Man
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bought this school to teach
us how to be superheroes.
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But if all we do is--
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- Lying is a very important
part of being a superhero!
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You have learn to protect
your secret identity.
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- You know what --
we didn't ask for these powers.
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- Oh here we go...
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- Yeah, you built the weapon
that blew up and gave 'em to us
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when Captain Man and Kid Danger fought Drex.
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You were all...
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Aiiiiiiieeee there's a caveman
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on top of meeeee!
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- Why is that funny?
A caveman really was on top of me!
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- And Mika was all...
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- Kid Danger needs help!
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- And Captain Man was like...
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- Just shoot us!
- But Kid Danger said...
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- If I blast you,
you won't be indestructible anymore!
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- Neither will Drex,
now shoot us you quitter!
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- I hit a caveman on the head.
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I was helping.
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- And then Kid Danger was like...
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- Hold onto your hoses...
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- Explosion!
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And now I can...
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Wait, what's my superpower again?
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- You can move things with your mind.
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- I thought that was Chapa.
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- No,
I can shoot lighting bolts from my hands.
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- Sick. Then what's Miles' power?
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- He can teleport anywhere in the world.
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- Filthy. Then what's your superpower?
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She doesn't have one.
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- For some reason, my power hasn't shown up.
Yet.
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- If I could just focus
your attention on what--
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- Are you scared you'll never get one?
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- Pffft. Absolutely not.
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- See guys, that's bad lying.
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- Actually, dear brother, I'm not scared.
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- Whoa, you guys are related?
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- You didn't know that?
- Come on, Bose.
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- I know I have a superpower,
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I'm sure it will show up eventually--
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HEYYYYYY!
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- Never "Hey" Horn a woman!
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- Chapa, relax.
- Never tell me to relax!
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We've been here three weeks!
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We should be learning how to
be superheroes but instead
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we're practicing lies and getting the
"Hey" Horn!
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- Hey, I'm already great at lying.
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Watch -- I am so wearing pants right now.
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- Bose, are you not wearing pants right now?
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- Not important. But what is important
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is that I'm takin' Schwoz's "Hey" Horn!
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- I'm not going to jump for it.
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I know you want me to jump for it,
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but I am a man of science
and I am not going to--
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hey.
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- Ya' hate to see it...
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- Give me back my "Hey" Horn!
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- Sure -- soon as you let us fight crime.
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- It's not up to me! It's up to Captain Man!
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- Well where is he?
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- Yeah, the only time Captain Man--
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- EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
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- Yes! Let's goooo!
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- THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST
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AND GET YOUR UNIFORMS ON RIGHT NOW
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GO GO GO IT'S CRIME FIGHTIN'
TIME FOR REEAAAALLL!!!
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- I finally get to hurt someone!
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- Ahhhh! Ahhh!
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- Are you wearing a shirt for pants?!
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- YES!
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- Give it to me!
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- I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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I HAVE LITERALLY FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING!
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- Get off me!
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GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Hurry up, you guys!
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- Don't tell me what to do--
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- Anyone wanna see a hot dog?
- I wanna see a hot dog!
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- Oh you hate to see it.
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- Get to the Man's Nest!
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Hit the chairs, let's go upstairs!
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Up to the nest, then make the arrest!
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Everyone get seated,
so bad guys can get yeeted!
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- I'll teleport there.
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- No! You can't control where you--
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- THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLLLLL!
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- I was ready first!
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- It's just a drill, right?
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Yeah.
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- I AM A LOST LITTLE BOY IN A SUPERMARKET
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!
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- You're in the Man's Nest!
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- ARE YOU MY MOMMY?!
- What? No!
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I am not your mommy, Bose. Let go!
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- I AM TOO SCARED TO LISTEN TO REASON!
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Calm down!
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- You guys! Your gum!
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Catch!
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Oh, COME ON!
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WHICH ONES ARE MINE?!
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- I ended up in a bird's nest
instead of the Man's Nest.
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Buncha' dang eagles made me eat a worm!
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- MILES FOUND MORE GUM!!!
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- What, no! That's my gum...
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Give it to me! Give it to me!
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- Aw!
- Oh man!
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- When'd you build this place?
- Last year.
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I was going to give it
to you for your birthday.
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- Oh. That's so sweet...
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- How did my gum get mixed in with yours?!
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- No idea, but it's my costume now!
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I have the power to do nothing!
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Can everybody see this place?
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- Yes.
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- Well, what happens if bad guys come?
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- You'll defeat them. You're Captain Man!
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- Oh. That's so sweet.
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- It's our time.
- That's right.
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- This is my cool face.
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- This was just a drill.
- Not cool!
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- How dare you!
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- You are a jerk, sir! A jerk!
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And it took you...
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an hour and a half.
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- Hokay, who burned the couch?
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- Bose did it.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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- annnnnnnnd bam!
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Again 'cuz it's funny -- bam!
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Alright last time, I swear -- bam!
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Just kidding I lied
bam!
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- I'm sick of watching film!
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- Captain,
can we please go out and fight real crime?
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I know we look bad in here,
but out in the real world
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we'd be great. I just know it.
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- Well look, I'd love to let you
guys come along on a crime run.
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But the truth is... there's a crime drought.
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- There is no such thing as a crime drought.
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- Is too.
- He's got ya' there.
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- Look -- this town's had some
tasty crime waves in the past,
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but Kid Danger and I shredded the gnar
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and put all the criminals back in prison.
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Miss ya, Kid...
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Annnnny-Ray, we're in a crime drought so...
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Nobody's doin' nothin'.
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- Ray!
I've been texting you for ten minutes!
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Face your phone!
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- Ooopsie-Raysie.
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- I miss one text on a weekend,
you threaten to fire me,
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but I guess it's okay for you to--
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- I gotta go!
- Where are you going?
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- Is it an emergency?! Can we come?
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- Nah. It's not an emergency at all.
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- Then where are you going?
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- My friend is on fire. And I...
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- No? Okay.
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Oh...I gotta take my aunt...
to the cleaners.
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- Why?
- Because...
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she's is very large.
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- Huge. Big lady. Loves cheese.
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- She's so huge she needs to be cleaned...
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in a car wash.
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- What?
- Yep! Car wash.
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Only way my aunt can get a real
deep cleaning and she is due.
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- Can we come?!
We'll call it a practice mission!
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- Ooooh,
you know I'd love to let you come with
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but she's really shy and the whole process
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is honestly disgusting so... bye!
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- Byyeee!
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- Ohhh! Ahhh!
- Ehhhh!
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- Why'd you guys steal a goat, anyway?
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- This isn't just any old goat.
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This goat can say "but."
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- It's worth millions.
- Yeah.
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Goats can't say "but."
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- Buuuuuut!
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- Okay that thing should be president.
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- Just take us to jail, okay?!
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- No can do.
Gonna have to zap you unconscious
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and drag your sad limp
bodies into the woods.
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- Why? We're not putting up a fight!
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- Been lying to some kids.
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Told 'em there's a crime drought.
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If they find out the
truth they're gonna want
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to come with me to fight crime
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and it's gonna be a whole thing--
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Captain Man?
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What are you doing?
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- What... what are you doing?
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- It's news team trivia night!
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- We meet other news teams at a pub
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and play trivia games against each other.
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- I get to color on the back of my menu!
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- Hey is that the goat that says "but?"
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- Ah no, no, no...
- Buuuuuut!
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- Holy goats, it is.
Daner, give me a two-shot.
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Keep it loose,
Hirsch can always blow it up in post.
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We're going live, people!
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- My turn!
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- Ohhhhh!
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Captain Man?
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- Not one word about any of this.
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Buuuuuut!
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- No "buts!"
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- Something's not right.
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- I agree.
- Aaaahh!
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You really freaked me out...
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- I'm supposed to be fighting crime.
That's my path.
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But something is blocking my path.
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- Why are you even here?
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- Because something's not right.
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- Ahh!
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- Something's not right.
- Told ya'.
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- What the heck is going on?!
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- He's been banging on
the front door yelling,
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"Mommy,
Mommy I'm a lost little boy in a supermarket
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and I don't know where I am."
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- What the heck is--
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...going on?
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- Miles? Mika?
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What are these children
doing here this late?
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- We... just found out that we
have a surprise test tomorrow.
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At our school for the gifted!
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And we need to study. Together.
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- Great lie!
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We've been practicing lies in school lately.
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Lies! That's it!
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- Why have you been practicing--
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- Dad! Our school is private
and free stop asking questions!
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- Good point.
- 'Night, kids.
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Love you, Mommy. Bye, Dad.
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What did you mean when you said,
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"Lies! That's it?"
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- Schwoz said that
"lying is a big part of being a superhero."
255
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:15,241
- So?
- So Ray's been lying to us!
256
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:18,310
He didn't have to hose down
his massive aunt in a car wash.
257
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:21,206
He went off to fight crime! By himself!
258
00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:23,689
- But how can Ray fight crime
when there's a crime drought?
259
00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:26,241
There is no crime drought!
260
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:27,931
- You mean Ray's been lying to us?!
261
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:28,896
Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - Yes!
262
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,758
- and even though we were
on top of a moving train...
263
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:37,241
I still saved the day.
264
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,172
Because I'm Captain Man.
265
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The End.
266
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- You were encased in
concrete most of the time.
267
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,758
- Mmmm...still saved the day. The End.
268
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,103
- It sounds like Henry, Charlotte,
269
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:50,275
and the Thunderman kids
did most of the saving.
270
00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:54,413
- It sounds like you don't know what
"The End" means.
271
00:12:57,103 --> 00:13:00,344
- Whaaassuuuuup?!
- Whaaaaasuuuuup?!
272
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,965
Someone's trying to drill a
hole into Swellview Prison
273
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,482
so their grandpa can escape!
274
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,172
- On it!
275
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:10,103
- Who was that?
276
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,689
- My... hairdresser.
277
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:16,379
I'm late for my appointment.
At the haircut store.
278
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,931
- You gettin' some frosted tips?
279
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,310
Blonde highlights are very in right now.
280
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,862
- Yeah sure I'm getting frosted tips.
Now move.
281
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,965
- I think you're lying.
282
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,896
- What did you say?
283
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:34,275
- I said I think you're lying.
284
00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:37,310
I don't think you're going
to the haircut store at all.
285
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:41,000
I think you're going to
fight crime without us.
286
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,137
- Why would I go and fight
crime without you guys?
287
00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:48,034
I respect all of your "abilities." Equally.
288
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,068
- Aww. Then I look forward to seeing
289
00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:52,000
your blonde highlights when you get back.
290
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,172
From the haircut store.
291
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:01,448
- They'll probably be more subtle...
like a strawberry blonde...
292
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,103
- Yeah. Can't wait.
293
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,586
- or a burnt caramel, kind of tawny color...
294
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:06,862
something tasteful.
295
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,310
You guys probably won't even notice.
296
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,137
- You guys, he's going to fight crime!
297
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,482
At Swellview Prison.
298
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,586
I heard Schwoz tell him that on the call.
299
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,758
- Can you teleport us to Swellview Prison?
300
00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,482
- I can try.
301
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:23,517
- Bose, you can't teleport.
That's Miles's power.
302
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,655
- I can still try.
303
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,413
- I'll get us there.
304
00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:29,896
- Will you?! You can't always
control where you teleport yet.
305
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,034
- So?
- So what if you accidentally
306
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:34,103
teleport us to Paris? Or inside a volcano?
307
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,758
Or to the surface of the moon?
- I dunno.
308
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:40,482
I do know that I'm not staying
in this classroom anymore.
309
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,931
- Me neither.
310
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,758
- Bose! Chew and blow -- it's time to go.
311
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,793
- Sweeeeeeet rhyyyyyyyyme...
312
00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:50,655
- You in, Sis?
313
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,793
- Yesssssssss!
314
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,275
- Okay, Ray had to leave, so...
315
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,551
Hey, where are you going?
316
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:12,862
- To the haircut store.
317
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:17,551
- We're gonna get frosted tips.
318
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,379
- Frosted tips are very in right now...
319
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:36,689
- All right,
ya jerks -- time to kill that drill!
320
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:44,482
Put your hands in the air
like you just do care.
321
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,586
About the law.
322
00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:49,448
Brah. Alright, that's it--
323
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,517
Heyyyyyy!
324
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,965
- Captain Man!
325
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,965
- Yeah! I'm over here dropping dope rhymes
326
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,379
but none of you poops are
even paying attention.
327
00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:00,344
- Well sorry, but we were tryin'
to break my grandpa out of jail.
328
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:03,482
- Aw, I bet you love him.
329
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,206
- He owes me money.
330
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:08,655
Gonna break his legs.
331
00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:09,758
- Well I'm afraid I can't let you
332
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:12,000
do either of those things, son.
333
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,137
But...just out of curiosity,
how much does he owe you?
334
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,758
Because, you know,
for a reasonable "collection fee"
335
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:22,068
I could just go in there and--
336
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,206
- Where are we?!
- I wanna go home!
337
00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,793
- We did it!
338
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,793
- Hey! What are you doing here?!
339
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,000
- What are you doing here?!
- Fighting crime!
340
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,758
- That's funny,
I thought you were at the haircut store
341
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,827
getting frosted tips!
- Yeah well, I went and decided
342
00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:46,689
I looked fine the way it was.
Get out of there.
343
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,931
- If it's okay with you,
I'm gonna go back to
344
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:50,689
breaking my grandpa out of prison now.
345
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,241
- No!
- Yeah, no!
346
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:53,482
'Cuz we're going to stop you!
347
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:54,724
- Uh, I'm gonna stop them actually
348
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,275
because I'm the superhero.
349
00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,275
Yeah, a superhero who's
been lying to us for a week!
350
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,137
- There hasn't been a "crime drought!"
351
00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:01,620
- You've just been telling us that
352
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,620
so you fight crime by yourself!
353
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,344
- Yeah you bet I've been lying to you
354
00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:07,689
'cuz you two can't control your powers,
355
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,241
you don't even have one yet,
356
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,827
and you, you wear shirts for pants!
357
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:15,931
- They're called "shants."
358
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:19,137
- Face it --
none of you are ready to be superheroes.
359
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:28,206
- You're right. I don't have a superpower.
360
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:31,137
I might not ever get one. But you know what?
361
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:35,206
Being a superhero isn't
about having a superpower.
362
00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:37,724
It's about what's inside of you.
363
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,862
It's about what's in here.
- Our skeletons.
364
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,482
- Please don't help.
365
00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:46,827
I know I've got what it
takes to be a superhero.
366
00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:49,827
And I know they do, too.
367
00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:02,000
Okay. Show me how ready you are.
368
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,551
- Let's do this.
369
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:10,275
♪ Danger
370
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,586
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
371
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,482
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
372
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:16,862
♪ Danger
373
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,620
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
374
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,827
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
375
00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,551
- I haven't learned to aim yet.
376
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:25,551
- Just believe.
- So?
377
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,862
- Can you learn now?
378
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,724
- AHHHHHH!
379
00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:38,896
- Bose. How could you?
380
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,103
- Get in there and bring back Captain Man.
381
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:43,724
- Copy that.
382
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,620
- Get 'em.
383
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,241
AHHHHHHHH!
384
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:50,379
AHHHHHHHHH!
385
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,137
- Ahhhh!
386
00:18:56,448 --> 00:19:02,379
Dangit!
387
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,517
- Hey! Heyyyy!
388
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,586
- Captain Man?
389
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,655
- We're up here!
390
00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,206
- Bose, what are you doing?
391
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,172
- Will you guys get down here?
392
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:13,172
- We can't!
- What happened?
393
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,413
- We got stuck in the wall on the way back.
394
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:16,655
- That can happen?
395
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,241
- I have just learned that it can.
396
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,517
- I thought that would work.
397
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,413
- You see?
398
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,931
Not. Ready.
399
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:32,379
- Yes. We. ARE!
400
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:41,862
You guys, I have a super power!
401
00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,896
- It's about time.
- Time reveals all things.
402
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:46,206
- You can fly?!
403
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,379
- Pop-pop?
404
00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:56,620
- Crank, my boy!
405
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,482
- You owe me money!
406
00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,724
- AHHHHH!!!
407
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:09,000
Well, well, well.
408
00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,620
What's going on out here?
409
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,517
- Toddler! Get back in your crib!
410
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,310
- No! Come on, everybody!
411
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,517
We're free again!
412
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:26,655
- No no no no no no no no...!
413
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,000
- Yay!
414
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000
- Frankini! Wait for me!
415
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:41,586
- I can't bee-lieve my luck!
416
00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:45,310
- I still have hope for a win!
417
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:49,413
- My life has purpose again! Yeah!
418
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,241
- Time to go!
419
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:54,931
- You happy?
420
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,413
- Yeah! I got a superpower!
421
00:20:57,413 --> 00:21:00,551
- You just let every criminal
out of Swellview Prison!
422
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,413
- With my superpower!
423
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,379
- Weeeee!
424
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:17,241
I started out as a good guy!
425
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:21,000
So did we! Heyyyy!
426
00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:26,551
- Hey! I just realized --
we ended the crime drought!
427
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,413
- Now you have to let us fight crime.
428
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,275
- Yeah, you're gonna need our help
429
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,758
to capture all these bad guys.
430
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:37,655
We'll probably need, like,
a hundred hilarious missions to do it.
431
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,965
Maybe more!
432
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,103
- Are you just going back around
433
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:49,517
and running out over and over again?
434
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,862
- Check check.
435
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:53,689
Sweetie, I smuggled seventy-five outfits
436
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,827
into this prison and you're going to see
437
00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:59,551
every last one of 'em!
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