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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:10,468 Announcer: And now your CEO, Judy Ken Sebben. 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,429 When I first took over Sebben & Sebben, 3 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,640 I vowed to lead us into the 21st century... 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:16,599 [ Gasps ] 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,101 ...to lead through innovation 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,103 and revolutionary products. 7 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,939 Yeah, but, uh, those ideas sucked. 8 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:23,732 Human waste! 9 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:24,774 Yeah, yeah, they did. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,070 But where are we if we don't try? 11 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,072 Please stop doing that. 12 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,451 Birdgirl: Board members, I give you the FL(I), 13 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,785 our next product -- 14 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,579 that doesn't suck. 15 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,330 [ FL(I) greeting chime sounds ] 16 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,584 Hello. If you've ever doubted you can be happy 17 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,712 or that Sebben & Sebben can make a successful product, 18 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:49,591 we'd like to change your mind -- with FL(I). 19 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,341 Judy? 20 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:51,968 Loosen up, will ya? 21 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,762 What's FL(I), you ask? 22 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,889 Well, the inspiration's right next to me. 23 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,348 [ Snoring ] 24 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,683 To my left. 25 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,853 Meredith is the most high-functioning person I know. 26 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,813 Her brain filters out the negative, 27 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,191 leaving her in a state of total calm. 28 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,984 Not like this dumpster fire. 29 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,486 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:13,281 Guys, I'm using self-deprecation to seem relatable. 31 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,616 [ Laughter ] 32 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,869 We built these prototypes to test in-house. 33 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,371 Each FL(I) is powered by a fragment 34 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,540 of Mere's mindtaker powers. 35 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,501 Boy-oop! 36 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,336 Nobody likes me. [ Buzzer ] 37 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,214 The negative thought is taken by those powers 38 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,174 and turned into something better. 39 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,718 [ Ding! ] I'm unique and special. 40 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,428 As a young mindtaker, 41 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,223 other people's thoughts were overwhelming. 42 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:42,310 I was obsessed with them, controlled by them... 43 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:45,563 till I learned to take my own mind. 44 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,190 [ Relaxing music plays ] 45 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,026 I guess you could say this project is important to me. 46 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,194 To us. 47 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,197 And now you can stop looking at me 48 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,199 and us. [ Clears throat ] 49 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,159 [ Relaxing music plays ] 50 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,912 [ Ding! ] What the fuck was that? 51 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,539 ♪ Hey! ♪ 52 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,207 [ Rapping ] ♪ Who's the girl that saves the world? ♪ 53 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,542 ♪ Hey! ♪ 54 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,918 [ Rapping ] ♪ Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God ♪ 55 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,003 [ Imitating fanfare ] Birdgirl! 56 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,213 Meredith: They liked it! 57 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,464 They really liked it. 58 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,007 You really know how to handle the board. 59 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,133 All human relations, really. 60 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,301 It's kind of creepy. 61 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,386 Am I saying "really" a lot? 62 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,387 Not really. 63 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,596 Oh, and it's not me. 64 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,391 It's my secret weapon -- my Leadership Stick! 65 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,059 I got it when I went to New Zealand to visit 66 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,062 that remote Maori village... on QVC. 67 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:27,730 God, I love hotel TV. 68 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,483 Anytime I succeed, it's because of the Stick. 69 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,735 Anytime I fail, it's my own fault. 70 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,820 Wow. Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,613 Lot to unpack there. 72 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,031 I'd be a wreck without her. 73 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,909 Her name's "Bith," which is "Beth" in New Zealand. 74 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,662 Hold her. Feel the power of Bith. 75 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,539 Would love to, 76 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,041 but we need to divide and conquer to launch this baby. 77 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,293 Then we meet for lunch. 78 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,086 Salad! Salad. 79 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:51,254 Did I lose you with salad? 80 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,714 I know that's a trigger word. 81 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:56,092 No, no, that's all great. But I actually have a thing. 82 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,305 Mind your own beeswax, Hank. 83 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,348 [ Whispering ] A Sebbentown thing. 84 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:03,892 I thought we destroyed it. 85 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,768 We did. But then we rebuilt it, 86 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,020 which you'll be stumbling across 87 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,646 in next quarter's earnings report. 88 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,191 You've been spending money that's not ours again. Yay. 89 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,985 Something major's going down there, 90 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,737 and I feel kind of responsible 91 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,405 since they have a statue of me 92 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:20,074 and we blew some of their limbs off. 93 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,618 They were definitely asking for it. 94 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,746 Think maybe you can launch the FL(I) on your own 95 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,664 in addition to your normal work duties 96 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,041 and also some of mine? 97 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,500 Um, sure. 98 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,711 I mean, you are the half of the team 99 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,129 who talks to people and drives things 100 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:35,131 with your limitless energy and terrifying title, 101 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:39,761 but if this Sebbentown thing is really that important... 102 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,763 Gillian: Hank! Beeswax! 103 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,264 Ooh! You stopped talking. Great. 104 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,183 You can borrow Bith, guaranteed to make you 105 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,976 an awesome leader or my money back. 106 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,311 Yeah, thanks, but no. 107 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,438 I think I'll fly this one solo. 108 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:51,814 R-i-i-ight. 109 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,150 You don't need anyone's help, especially mine. 110 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,360 I'll just drag you down. 111 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:58,529 Totally. Dumpster fire. You. Obviously. 112 00:03:58,613 --> 00:03:59,739 [ Chuckles nervously ] 113 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,282 [ Breathes deeply, clears throat ] 114 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,659 You sure you don't want me to stay? 115 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,285 It seems like you want me to stay. 116 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,956 If that's what it seems like, it's not what it seems. 117 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,249 So... you want me to stay? 118 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,627 Do you want to stay? 119 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,046 Yes. No. 120 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,756 No. Yes. 121 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,342 [ Grappler clicks, fires ] 122 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,135 Birdgirl! [ Glass shatters ] 123 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,846 Hey! I need your John Hancock on these SEC forms, 124 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,807 and I'm transferring a bunch of Judy's appointments 125 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:26,975 to your MindCal. 126 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,184 [ Cellphone beeps ] 127 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,269 And synched. 128 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,854 [ Humming ] 129 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,399 Unified field, unified force. 130 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:37,485 [ Chuckles ] Judy hates that, too. 131 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,948 I need your Ollie Wolcott on a B-day card 132 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:43,491 for Sarah from Social Responsibility. 133 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:44,784 My what? For whom? 134 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,369 Sarah. She guards the expectant mothers 135 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,745 parking space. 136 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,372 You know, gets a lot of money on towing fees. 137 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,748 This sounds like a Judy problem. 138 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,750 It's not a problem. It's a birthday. 139 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,252 Oh, were your birthdays problems? 140 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,294 Let's get into it. 141 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,921 Oh, good. You're on video. 142 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,798 I scheduled your bathroom break for an hour ago, 143 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:01,050 and your CEO office hours start in 15 minutes. 144 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,386 You can sign right between the hugging dinosaurs. 145 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,887 Nothing sexual. 146 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,055 1-5, One-fiver. 147 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,640 I left 2 minutes wiggle room. 148 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,975 Gillian, I missed the bathroom break, 149 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,435 and tell the employees I'm running late, 150 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,270 and, Paul, we're pushing the B.D. to next Tuesday. 151 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,273 Ooh! Tuesday's when Judy -- now you -- 152 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:16,733 runs urine tests. 153 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,109 She's very hands-on. 154 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:19,193 How's Wednesday? 155 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,319 Push a birthday? 156 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,322 You are a monster! 157 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,990 Thursday it is. 158 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,827 She was more beautiful than thy first love 159 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,747 but now lies under boards. 160 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,458 [ Geiger counter crackling ] 161 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:36,461 That's it -- the last bit of Baltimo on Earth. 162 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,921 Except for what's still in the mines, right? 163 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:39,881 God damn it! 164 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,174 Forgot about that. 165 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,884 You better get up there and blow up what's left 166 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:46,095 before some Erin Brockotits sniffs it out. 167 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,930 Brockotits... She in marketing? 168 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,434 Take the white Festiva in spot for 422. 169 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,602 Festiva? Wait. 170 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,771 I-Is this a Birdteam mission? 171 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,647 I have no idea what you're talking about. 172 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:59,776 Nor, alas, do I care. 173 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,860 I'm on the Birdteam. 174 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,695 [ Chuckles ] New personal record. 175 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,905 [ Keys rattle, thud ] 176 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:09,243 [ FL(I)'s chiming on ] 177 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,621 [ Thinking ] Oh, my God, I can't believe I gained 2 pounds this week. 178 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,164 I hope that no one notices. 179 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,375 [ Buzzer ] Why did I get my mom's body?! 180 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,670 [ Relaxing music plays ] 181 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,089 Millions of years of evolution 182 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,132 shaped my body for optimal fecundity. 183 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,510 I am perfect. 184 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,470 Oh, God, is that a gray? [ Buzzer ] 185 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,638 ♪♪ 186 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,680 [ FL(I) buzzing ] 187 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,974 Are people creeped out by me? 188 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,601 ♪♪ 189 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,895 No, Paul, you're a necessary discomfort 190 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,313 for the sake of growth. 191 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,482 That's right. Breathe. 192 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,983 [ Keys clacking ] [ Buzzer ] 193 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,235 Oh, my God. 194 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,695 I'll never have a vaginal orgasm. 195 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,823 ♪♪ 196 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,827 Even Lady Diana needed clitoral stimulation. 197 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,287 But at least she was a squirter. 198 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:57,875 [ Cassette tape clicks ] 199 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,293 Dog With Bucket Hat: Hello, Brian. 200 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,295 Welcome to the 1993 Ford Festiva 201 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,755 with a GL sport package. 202 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,591 You'll notice a bomb in the rear compartment. 203 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,843 Rear compartment... 204 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,136 Back seat. 205 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,555 Press the red button to activate it. 206 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,431 Before you press the button, 207 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,808 I've allowed you 2 minutes 208 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,184 since that's the time it took me 209 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,270 to exit the car, pop the back seat, 210 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,355 and locate the adjuster bar. [ Engine revs, metal crunches ] 211 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,274 As long as you follow my timing, 212 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,943 the bomb's set to perfectly explode. 213 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:27,363 What if I have to go number one and a half? 214 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,740 So that's how the Birdteam does it -- in a canister. 215 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,743 Nobody but you does it in a canister. 216 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,120 [ FL(I)s dinging and buzzing ] 217 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,664 Meredith: Huh. It's working! 218 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,291 Evie: Yeah, yeah, it is, 219 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,334 but I'm keeping my eye on a few hotspots. 220 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,502 [ Loud buzzing ] 221 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:42,753 I hate humanity. 222 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,089 Charlie: Wait till you hit your 20s. 223 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,465 [ Mindcall chimes ] 224 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,050 Board meeting in less than a minute. 225 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,678 But --[ Clears throat ] -- I don't talk in front of people. 226 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,388 That's Judy's jam. You do now. 227 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:55,141 My jam is to make fun of them in my head while she's talking. 228 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,435 And you're presenting this quarter's projections. 229 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,895 You better get-a-typin' there. 230 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,271 You gonna eat that? 231 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,192 Sorry I'm a tad late. 232 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,569 Uh, just pulling up the old presentation, 233 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,905 which, of course, I finished already. 234 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,116 Can we, uh, get to the actuals and year-to-date projections? 235 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,826 Actuals, huh? 236 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,703 Says here some thoughts aren't getting -- 237 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:18,122 [ Burps ] -- fixed. 238 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,625 Your system's at or near capacity. 239 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:21,584 We dealing with that? 240 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,086 Uh...Yes, we are... 241 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,422 addressing those concerns with... 242 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,966 our new...concierge service... [ Marker scratching ] 243 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,594 ...is what it's called, and, uh -- 244 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,514 w-where we -- I -- will personally filter 245 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,601 the users' thoughts for them...s-so easily. 246 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,311 Boy-oop! 247 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,938 System: Mindtake override. 248 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:42,980 Evie: [Singsong] Hey! 249 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,815 Are you bypassing the system 250 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,485 so all the red-liners go directly through your mind? 251 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,612 Yeah. Is that a bad idea? 252 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:50,571 Nope! 253 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,156 Ha! An upcharge. 254 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,866 This is bullshit! [ Glass shatters ] 255 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,660 That's him as the consumer. 256 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,287 Oh, gross! I'm sweating?! 257 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,288 [ Intercom clicks ] 258 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,581 Meredith? 259 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,292 Meredith, this is Paul -- not R. 260 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:07,171 You're needed at the card-signing station. 261 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,091 [ Dramatic music plays ] 262 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:17,014 ♪♪ 263 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,183 [ Crashing ] 264 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:27,650 ♪♪ 265 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,609 Oof! 266 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,986 [ Crashing ] 267 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,946 Birdgirl -- thank God! 268 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,656 Oh. Where have you been? 269 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:34,949 If it's an emergency, 270 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,826 there are faster ways of communicating. 271 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,035 Maybe try texting next time. 272 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,120 [ Text messages beeps ] 273 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:43,124 ♪♪ 274 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:46,127 Oh, good. She didn't do the Sudoku. 275 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:49,839 [ Electricity crackles ] 276 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:52,258 Brian: Brockotits, Brockotits... I know that name. 277 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,469 Dog With Bucket Hat: Now, Brian, I'm imagining right about now 278 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,763 you're feeling a little peckish. 279 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:02,685 But whatever you do, don't stop for the pastrami. 280 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,770 [ Tires screech ] 281 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,022 [ Rock music plays ] 282 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:11,527 [ People cheering ] 283 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,322 Welcome, my road-weary friend! 284 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,033 Allow us to make your visit...magical. 285 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,159 [ People "Ooh," applaud ] 286 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,202 That shit is pretty magical. 287 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,705 One pastrami, two sweet teas -- to go. 288 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,957 Excellent choice. 289 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,335 Well, are you sure we can't tempt you to... 290 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,003 dine in? 291 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,630 And, Brian, if you do stop, 292 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,383 don't dine in. 293 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,886 Sure. Something near the stage. 294 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,221 Paul: $15 reward for information 295 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,223 leading to the location of Meredith. 296 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,185 Contact Paul -- not R -- in the lobby. 297 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,438 Concierge service. Nice one, Mere. 298 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,564 Nun-unh! [ Buzzer ] 299 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,649 Only Judy crosses that threshold. 300 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,526 Shut up. I need something in her office. 301 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,071 What? I need the Leadership Stick, 302 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,573 and I need it now, Gillian. 303 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:58,616 Greg: Where is she? 304 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,742 [ People murmuring ] 305 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,327 Ooh, ooh! I may have some idea. 306 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,661 She's getting her legs reshaven. 307 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,080 That's a sexist first guess. 308 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,581 She's eating wings even though she told us 309 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,540 she was vegan this week. 310 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,666 We really doing this? 311 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,876 She's with Psychic Susan. Nope. 312 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,002 She's shorting stock. No. 313 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,545 She's cracking a cold case. Not. 314 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,297 She's putting in time on the speed bag. What? 315 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,965 She's getting both her lazy eyes fixed. You're a pervert. 316 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,634 She's getting her captain's license. Mnh-mnh. 317 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,177 She's getting her third mole removed. Half a mole. 318 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,137 She's taking modeling classes at John Robert Powers 319 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,014 so she can be on "America's Top Model." 320 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,433 [ People talking over each other ] 321 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,104 Everyone, Meredith -- acting CEO in name only -- 322 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,398 will be able to answer all your questions. 323 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,690 [ People talking over each other ] 324 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,776 This isn't over, Pinky. [ Buzzer ] 325 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,237 Evie: I warned them. 326 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,657 And now it's come to pass. 327 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,367 4:30? [ Buzzer ] 328 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,577 Goddamn. I should be home by now. 329 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,287 [Singsong voice] Ms. Concierge? 330 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,831 Yes? One of the VIPs 331 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,792 took her FL(I) home and is now having night terrors. 332 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,836 Wild guess. Denise from finance? 333 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,130 She wasn't supposed to bring her FL(I) home. 334 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,966 Switch the feed. Try "cuddling with cat on futon." 335 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,801 I did. Now I'm running 336 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,094 "Folksy antique store." 337 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,929 Nothing's working. Connecting you. 338 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,639 [ Buzzer ] What'll get me first -- 339 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,559 the melanoma or that son of a bitch David? 340 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,185 I'm sure he gave me cancer! 341 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,604 He's secretly trying to kill me! 342 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,275 Whoa! Denise 651, chill. 343 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,401 [ Buzzer ] 344 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,986 Maybe David will get the melanoma. 345 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,113 Ever think of that? 346 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,031 [ Ding! ] 347 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,325 I need Stick! 348 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,370 ♪♪ 349 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,207 Not to be that guy, but I'm a little concerned 350 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,376 about your reliance on single-use plastics. 351 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,004 I'm gonna be that guy. Imagine a fork in a dolphin. 352 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,841 I always recycle. It's part of my weltanschauung. 353 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,593 Paul: But it isn't recycled. 354 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,344 It's put on a cargo ship 355 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,346 that endlessly sails around the world 356 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,515 because no one wants our garbage anymore! 357 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,185 But it's not garbage. It's recycling, Paul. 358 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,480 Well, tell that to an exaltation of turtles, Single Use! 359 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,149 Meredith: Just need another 6 inches. 360 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,234 And we have launch. 361 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,488 [ Pens clicking ] 362 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,697 I'm not attacking you. 363 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,532 That's just my walnutschlong. 364 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,409 I didn't say you were attacking me. 365 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,495 I said I felt attacked. 366 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,080 Clearly, you've never been to family therapy. 367 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,084 It's you and me, Bith. 368 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,294 [ Mindcall chimes ] 369 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,754 You're late for conflict mediation 370 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,131 with Mandy and Lyle in 4-A, apple. 371 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,886 Every day there's a storm, worse than the one before. 372 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,056 Snow in July. Huh. 373 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,933 This isn't snow. It's -- 374 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,226 It's a variant of Baltimo. 375 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,645 Highly addictive. You can't eat it. 376 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,438 I think we've established that. 377 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,940 But who'd want to 378 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,984 once you find out how fun it is to snort it? 379 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,320 Really harsh comedown, 380 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,614 which is why to never stop doing it. 381 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,366 [ Snorts ] Whoo! 382 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,243 We've got to trace the source of this. 383 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,536 Genius Scientist: The EMF's spiking. 384 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,412 Baltimo readings through the roof. 385 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,956 The sewers. [ Sniffs ] 386 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,333 Oh, we don't have sewers. Just shit ponds. 387 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:58,128 Those are access shafts to the old Baltimo mine. 388 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,630 We could follow those, 389 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:03,259 and they might lead to something approaching a solution. 390 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,219 Why'd you wink? 391 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,596 I'm flirting. 392 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,433 We did equal work rewriting the user manual, 393 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:16,146 but Mandy's taking 100% of the credit like she always does. 394 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,858 I hate you so very deeply. Screw you! Screw you! Screw you! 395 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,527 I think we're getting somewhere! 396 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,613 How do you work this G.D. thing? 397 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,073 I haven't peed in 24 hours, 398 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,908 and I've been holding in a fart since this morning, 399 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,244 which is really impressive because I had oatmeal. 400 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,787 Oops! [ Chuckles ] Sorry. 401 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,248 I thought I was calling Paul R. 402 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,376 ♪♪ 403 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:41,463 Well, unfortunately, we are cash-only. 404 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,341 And, Brian, if you do dine in, 405 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,303 make sure you have cash. 406 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,929 [ Flames whooshing ] 407 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,180 [ Cheers and applause ] 408 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,850 I don't usually do this, but I'm, well... 409 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,143 [ Chuckles ] 410 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,853 ...I'm part of the Birdteam. 411 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,689 Naturally, you've heard of us, but you'll deny it, of course. 412 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,774 I'm on a VIP secret mission. 413 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,277 The Champagne Room of missions, if you will. 414 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,529 So what say you forgive my small debt 415 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,991 in exchange for a selfie and a shout-out on my Insta? 416 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,995 I wish you hadn't said that. Now I have no choice. 417 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:17,249 You will have to dance it off like the rest of them! 418 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,709 [ Dramatic music plays ] 419 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,838 ♪♪ 420 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,215 Meredith: Boy-oop! Boy-oop! 421 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,343 Come on, Judy, pick up. 422 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,886 Mere! How's tricks? 423 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,429 Super. Just out of curiosity -- 424 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:31,639 no big deal -- 425 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,932 when were you planning to come back? 426 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,393 What? Reception's so bad up here. 427 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,813 Quick follow-up. How do you use Bith? 428 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,774 [ Mindcall chimes ] One sec. 429 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,275 Nothing fits! 430 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,194 [ Mindcall chimes ] Denise, hold. 431 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,153 Judy -- 432 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,237 You're needed at reception. 433 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,530 Excuse me? Miss? 434 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,698 Can you mix patterns? 435 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,867 I wouldn't. Sorry. Who's this? 436 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,870 Everyone, shut up. I can't think. 437 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,789 Get down here! They're tonguing each other! 438 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,998 They're tonguing each other! 439 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,875 This is a sight to witness! 440 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,251 Hey, paws off, guys. 441 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,004 Last I checked, Birdgirl was on Sebbentown time. 442 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,798 Mere? Mere! 443 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:09,468 Meredith: I...can't do this. 444 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,095 [ Beeping ] 445 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,723 [ FL(I)s buzzing ] 446 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,893 Ow! Find somebody else to touch your back fat! 447 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:21,814 And now a treat that's sure to delight and arouse. 448 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,024 Ladies, make noise with your hands 449 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:28,237 and those mouths for Brian, the Handsy Boss! 450 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,571 [ Women cheering ] 451 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,116 I hope the stripper isn't grossed out by me. 452 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,118 Did I powder today? [ Buzzer ] 453 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:39,665 Meredith: They're all so weak, so spiteful, so pitiful. 454 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,417 A little smelly. 455 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,751 I can't handle this. 456 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,170 [ Buzzer ] Jessica: Did I powder today? 457 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,589 Aah! 458 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,426 I can't turn off this much! 459 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:54,555 [ Baltimo firing ] 460 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,351 100% pure Baltimo. 461 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,437 Pure poison. 462 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,273 It's so beautiful. 463 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,357 Please don't snort that. 464 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,191 [ Snorts ] 465 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,818 [ Explosion ] 466 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,319 He's gone. 467 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,989 [ Rumbling ] The blob -- it's highly unstable. 468 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,324 That's no blob. It's an egg, 469 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,701 and it's about to crack. 470 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,869 We don't have much time. 471 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,621 But we do have...this. 472 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,789 [ Gasps ] 473 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,957 Okay, that's cool. 474 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,375 It's a late birthday present. 475 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,295 You really are hard to shop for. 476 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,504 [ Discordant music plays ] 477 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,465 Evie: The whole system's melting down! 478 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,300 It's what we always feared. 479 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,344 I can't believe I'm about to say this, but we need Birdgirl. 480 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,264 I'm part of the problem. I use recyclable straw! 481 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,641 Ugh! Where are the bird-suits again? 482 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,644 People think I smell like I wear a corset! 483 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,438 ♪♪ 484 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,606 Stop! 485 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,899 [ Music stops ] 486 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,318 It's him. He's back. 487 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,487 [ Keys rattle, thud ] 488 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,322 Wait for me in the Festiva. 489 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,740 [ Door opens, closes ] 490 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,159 Ronnie, you know what to do. 491 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,160 [ Spotlight clicks ] 492 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,704 [ Latin dance music plays ] 493 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,539 Hello, old friend. 494 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,875 ♪♪ 495 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,835 [ Crowd cheering ] 496 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,506 ♪♪ 497 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,634 Never ask what happened in there. 498 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,805 Let's just say your debt is paid. 499 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,014 [ Cheering ] 500 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:22,601 I am born again. 501 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,480 Something that wants to destroy our very way of life 502 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273 is about to come out of that mine. 503 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,108 We must fight to survive. 504 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,777 Who's with me? 505 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,989 8-Balt to the first 10 volunteers. 506 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,659 ♪♪ 507 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,743 [ Roars ] 508 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,454 What the actual fuck? 509 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,122 [ Screaming ] 510 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,459 Um, Birdgirl, for your to-do list, 511 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,046 how about you teach one of us how to fly this thing? 512 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:54,216 What...is that? 513 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,218 Whatever that is can wait. 514 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,262 Judy, Mere needs you. 515 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,055 Oh, my God, Mere. 516 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,892 ♪♪ 517 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,770 Should've used the Leadership Stick. 518 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,399 I do feel awful about what the company has done to your town. 519 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,193 Again. But I must go now 520 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,822 and leave you in the capable hands of the Birdteam 521 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,157 who will protect you until I return. 522 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,367 [ Crab roars ] 523 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,661 Get behind us, people! 524 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:26,832 Yes, people. Do that. 525 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,543 I shall return! 526 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,963 ♪♪ 527 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,339 Cut. 528 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,592 Birdgirl's left Sebbentown air space. 529 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,719 We're clear. Cut. 530 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,847 Mayor: No wonder she left. 531 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,932 Your act two break was horrible. 532 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,101 You went to all this trouble 533 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:49,104 to create a fake Birdgirl adventure? 534 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:52,107 [ Laughs ] Hilarious. 535 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,610 Oh, I'm sorry. You're amused? 536 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,029 We blew the town pension on Maldon 537 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,488 and coc-a-ine balls. 538 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,741 She'd come up here for a bag of bagels. 539 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,451 Guess we could've used prop drugs. 540 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,078 You had one job. 541 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,457 To create a world where Birdgirl was forever our savior 542 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,251 and us her loyal followers as God and nature intended, 543 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,669 but you blew it. 544 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:16,673 Yeah, I'm not sure Birdgirl will see the charm in this. 545 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,927 Maybe we don't mention it to her if and when we see her again. 546 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,971 [ Pop music plays on radio ] 547 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:29,311 ♪♪ 548 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,521 [ Music stops ] 549 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,482 [ Screaming ] 550 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,443 Paul: Hey, Meredith, Sarah's birthday's in 10 minutes, 551 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,154 and I just wanted to let you know we have everything we need 552 00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,365 except your fucking John Hancock! 553 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,449 Okay, I'm out the door. 554 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,327 [ Overlapping voices ] 555 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,162 Meredith: Make it stop. 556 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,331 Make it stop. 557 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,916 I got you, Mere. 558 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,417 I got you. 559 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,379 Password "Salad" approved. 560 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,589 FL(I) system shutting down. 561 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,757 What's going on? 562 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,926 Oh, Mere, honey, I'm so sorry. 563 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,846 I had no idea you needed me, like, really needed me, 564 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,390 and I wasn't here for you. 565 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,309 I did ask, in a non-asking way. 566 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,727 Guess I expected you to notice, 567 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,980 but you didn't because you're a dumpster fire 568 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,525 and so am I, I guess. 569 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,820 I hate your job, Jude. 570 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,948 And you're the only one who can do it. 571 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,491 It's just a stick. 572 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,869 Your real Leadership Stick is in here. 573 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,206 [ Both blow raspberries ] 574 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,207 Oh, God. 575 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,543 You just snapped her in... 576 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,294 It's okay, it's okay. 577 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,255 Wait, what happened with the Sebbentown thing? 578 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,465 That wasn't important. 579 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,883 Well, it kinda was. 580 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,636 A lot of people died, I think. 581 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,138 Way to make me feel bad. 582 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,557 I'll make it up to them, and you. 583 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,933 Always do. 584 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,228 [ Sighs ] There's one thing I have to do first. 585 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:58,650 ♪♪ 586 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,736 [ Chuckles ] 587 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:04,906 And that's why women shouldn't be CEOs. 588 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,533 [ Rapping ] ♪ Who is the girl that saves the world? ♪ 589 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,243 Hey! Birdgirl! 590 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,786 ♪ Wings of fire, unique like pearls ♪ 591 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,413 Hey! Birdgirl! 592 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,373 ♪ Who's the one they can't defeat? ♪ 593 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,833 Hey! Birdgirl! 594 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,585 ♪ Ultra fierce, and it's all you need ♪ 595 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,838 Hey! Birdgirl! 596 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,757 Hey! [ Imitating fanfare ] 597 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,383 Birdgirl! 598 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,804 Made in Georgia. 40068

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