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[rock music playing]
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-[laughter]
-Oh. And this one time
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I made a hundred clones
of myself
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so I could rob
a hundred banks at once.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games
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until one of his clones
got weird
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and forced us to call him Papa.
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What about that time
I used my sonic scream
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to distract Captain Valor
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so Jake could
crush him with a boulder?
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That sounds violent.
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It was.
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So where was Colby
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while you're all off
doing those horrible things?
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With the babysitter.
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Wait, supervillains
use babysitters?
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Okay, fine. We left them home
to play with the rats.
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I'd say I'm horrified.
But from what I know about you
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that's pretty on brand.
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Hearing these stories
just reminds me
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that I never got
to be a villain.
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I've waited
my whole life to get a power
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so I can prove that I'm not
just the run of the family
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and now I will never
even get a chance
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to fight
with the rest of you.
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Yeah, that's rough.
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Who wants to do a puzzle?
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If you're trying to find
a new look, that ain't it.
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I was looking
for a clean pair of socks
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in the laundry
and this happened,
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the dry Texas heat wave
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must be affecting
my electrical power.
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Static electricity. Urgh!
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All You Need Is Love?
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Hartley, how did your shirt
get in our laundry?
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That's not mine.
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It could be anybody's.
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Eva, you better get cleaned up.
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I ran into our neighbor
Mr. Tennyson at the store.
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He said he's gonna swing by with
a housewarming cheese platter.
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Why would you let
a complete stranger
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invite himself into our house?
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Were you not listening?
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Free cheese.
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You can't say no when
Mr. Tennyson wants to visit.
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He's head
of the neighborhood watch
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and he checks up on everyone
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who moves in around here.
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Then we better be careful.
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We don't wanna make him
suspicious about us.
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Don't worry. We'll let him in.
We'll take his cheese
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and then we'll send him
on his way.
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And then we'll tell him
we're gonna return his plate
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but we never will.
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Now that right there,
that's weird.
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Relax, Jake.
We know how to act normal.
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[electric zaps]
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Oh.
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Well, save me some cheese.
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[theme music playing]
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[rock music playing]
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-Hey, what are you up to?
-Shh.
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Let's see. What else
can I shapeshift into?
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Oh, I know.
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Stand back, superheroes,
or I'll chainsaw you,
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as soon as I learn
how to pull my own starter cord.
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This is lame.
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I wish I could be
a real villain.
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Poor kid can't even pull
his own cord.
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I feel so bad for him.
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He never even got
a villain name or a suit.
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Aw, listen to you thinking about
someone other than yourself.
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I have to do it
every once in a while
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to make
the selfishness pop.
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You know, all he wants
is to be a villain.
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There's got to be a way
we can make that happen,
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-even for a day.
-Look, I feel bad too
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but we're on the run
so we can't.
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Hey, at least he's not sitting
around playing with the rats.
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[rat squeaking]
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Randy?
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Is that you, old friend?
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Yeah, we got to help this kid.
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It's good thing
I'm here to help you
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get ready
for Mr. Tennyson's visit.
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I found your weird devices
all over the house.
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Yeah, I don't feel safe
without a face melter handy.
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I got two next to the toilet.
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These things melt faces?
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Everyone but this one.
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It's out of batteries.
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Hey, do you have
any batteries I can borrow?
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There.
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There.
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There.
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Now everything around here
looks presentable.
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[footsteps]
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[laughs]
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Whoa. That hair
is even too big for Texas.
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I got rid of the laundry.
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And now the dryer
is affecting other things.
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You know what? I'm sure
we can fix it with some hair gel
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or a bucket of hair gel.
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Or forget the gel
and just go with a bucket.
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[sighs] It's not just my hair.
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Ouch. [groans]
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Isn't your power
to control electricity?
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Usually I can, but
when the weather is this dry,
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everything I touch
gets a huge static shock.
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On the plus side, I can roast
a chicken with my bare hands.
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[bell dings]
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-Oh, he's here.
-Okay. I can fix this.
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I'll go to the lair and create
a microclimate machine
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that can add humidity
to the air.
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So a humidifier?
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No, a microclimate machine.
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What's the difference?
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This one will have more buttons.
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[rock music playing]
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So this is my big surprise?
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School on a Saturday.
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I canceled plans
with Randy the Rat for this.
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I'm out of here.
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Halt, evil doer.
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It is I,
The Honorable Captain Valor,
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and I'm here to make you pay
for your villainous crimes.
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Hey, Jake.
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How did you know it was me?
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Same shoes, lame costume,
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and I never met him before but
I'm pretty sure Captain Valor
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doesn't wear
Harry Styles cologne.
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He might.
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-Jake, what is this?
-It's what we talked about,
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Colby's villain experience.
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Well, who gave you total
control of the planning?
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-You did?
-You literally said
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take care of it.
I don't wanna do
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-any of the work.
-Yeah.
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That does sound like me.
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What do you mean
my villain experience?
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We knew you were bummed about
never getting to be a villain,
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so Jake and I wanted
to give you a break
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from your otherwise
pointless life.
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And congratulations, Colby.
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You just completed
your first villain deed,
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breaking into private property.
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The door was unlocked.
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We just opened it and walked in.
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I mean, that's not even
breaking and entering,
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that's just entering.
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Well, the cleaning crew
just went on break.
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So time for us to have some fun,
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ooh, but not too much fun,
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we don't wanna make
a mess for them.
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I'm going home
to play with the rat.
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No, Colby, wait.
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We brought you here
to be a villain.
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So go ahead.
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Knock this clown on his butt.
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Really?
I could take all my years
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of frustration out on Jake?
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Yup. And you can
take some of mine, too.
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Okay.
What can I shapeshift into
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that'll hurt him the most?
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A rocket launcher?
Or a flame thrower?
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A picture
from his leather pants face.
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You know what?
Why talk about hurting him
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when we could
just do it?
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[grunting]
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Amy, you're supposed
to let him do it.
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Sorry.
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I'm not sorry. [laughs]
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Okay. So if we're
gonna play that game.
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How about
a little villain training?
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Since you've ever been
in a battle before,
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here's a tip, best way
to attack your opponent is...
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[Amy groans]
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...to catch them off guard.
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Good one.
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But here's a better one.
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[grunts]
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Aw, even the losers
got a trophy.
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That's it. You're going down.
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[scoffs] I'm gonna use that cape
to mop the floor with you.
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Please don't, it's a rental.
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Let's do this.
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I thought
you said this was about me?
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Not now, Colby.
The grown-ups are fighting.
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[grunts]
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[Colby groans]
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like the cleaning crew
is gonna be working overtime.
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[rock music playing]
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-Colby, are you okay?
-No, he's not okay.
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You just attacked
an innocent child.
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Well, I was aiming for you,
so technically
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it's your fault
for jumping out of the way.
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You're both to blame.
Now, could someone please
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do something about my leg?
It really hurts.
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Should we take him
to the hospital?
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We can't.
They'll ask too many questions
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that can expose our secret.
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Plus hospitals
make me feel guilty.
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I've put a lot
of people in them.
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Why doesn't Colby just
shapeshift into an animal
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and we take him to the vet?
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I mean, I have caught him
on more than one occasion
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licking himself.
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That's actually not a bad idea.
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That way they can fix his leg
without us getting caught.
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No way, I'm not doing that.
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Okay.
And I'll just fix your leg.
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Ow! [cries]
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Okay. [exhales]
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But if I'm gonna turn
into an animal,
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it's gonna be something rad.
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Hi, we're here
to have our pet looked at.
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Okay. What kind of animal is it?
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It's a bobcat.
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[growls]
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We don't take bobcats.
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Oh, well, in that case it's a...
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No, no.
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Ew, no.
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No.
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That works. It's a turtle.
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A lovely cheese spread
as always, Mr. Tennyson.
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You could tell I care
because I added grapes.
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Uh-uh. Not for you.
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So, where are
Mr. and Mrs. Mayhem?
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The cheddar is sweating.
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I'm sure
they'll be out any second.
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Really? Because it feels like
they're trying to avoid me.
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The last people
who tried to avoid me
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turned out to be smuggling
counterfeit yoga pants
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out of their basement.
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And what happened to them?
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I called the authorities,
now they're in jail
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and I'm doing
tree pose in style.
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[sighs] They thought they could
pull one over on me. Wrong.
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I'm gonna go
check on Mrs. Mayhem.
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If you're looking for
a hiding spot, that ain't it.
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You have to get out there.
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Mr. Tennyson just told me
he put the last people
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who made him suspicious
behind bars.
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But Vic's machine
isn't done yet.
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I still can't control my power.
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Just cover your hair.
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-Right.
-[screams]
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And don't touch anything.
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Right. [gasp]
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Sorry.
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I got it now.
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-What does this do?
-No.
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No. Uh-uh.
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Not for you. [chuckles]
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Oh, hello.
258
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,601
Oh, Mrs. Mayhem. Finally.
259
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,213
Allow me to officially welcome
you to the neighborhood.
260
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,911
-Oh.
-[screams]
261
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,913
Why don't we just sit?
262
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,654
[chuckles]
263
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,396
So tell me about these cheeses.
264
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,050
Well, they weren't aged
when I got here
265
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,706
-but they are now.
-[laughter]
266
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,751
Now, on the left,
we have a hard cheese,
267
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,405
which I really, really love.
268
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,408
I also brought a wide selection
of Italian cheeses,
269
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,018
my particular favorite.
I have Burrata.
270
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,803
I have Pecorino.
271
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,065
I have Romano.
272
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,849
I have got some Gouda over here.
273
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,764
Of course,
I have some Gorgonzola.
274
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,374
Some people pronounce it
Gorgonzola
275
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,159
but I think
they're absolutely wrong.
276
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,248
You know what? I've never asked
if your lactose intolerant.
277
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,119
You know, one time I did bring
a cheese platter
278
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,338
to somebody had a stomach issue.
279
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,122
It was a complete disaster.
280
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,907
But of course, I have a Brie,
which is very still.
281
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,647
Everybody loves Brie and grapes
282
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,388
in case people
don't like cheese.
283
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,651
And I heard you were English
so I brought a Stilton.
284
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,916
Oh, well.
Oh, you're the cleverest.
285
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,266
Uh-hmm. [sniffs]
Do I smell smoke?
286
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,964
-[sniffs]
-Nope. [chuckles softly]
287
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:31,751
No. That's just my smoking
hot husband.
288
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,232
No argument there.
289
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,495
Hey, Mr. T.
Great to see you again.
290
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,715
You should be good.
The climate machine is done
291
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,804
and I've dialed it
to maximum humidity.
292
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,546
Woo!
Is it always this balmy in here?
293
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:49,029
Uh, yeah.
We like a moist living room.
294
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:53,381
Who says that?
No one says that.
295
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,427
I think it feels, kind of, nice.
296
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,389
[upbeat music playing]
297
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,000
[groans] Come on.
298
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,959
How long does it take
to fix a turtle leg?
299
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,613
Well, Colby can be shy.
300
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,051
Maybe he won't come out
of his shell.
301
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,792
[laughs]
302
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,098
Excuse me?
303
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,578
Any chance you could
put him down?
304
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,323
-How is he?
-Your turtle is fine.
305
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,107
It's just a small leg sprain.
306
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,195
Are you sure?
307
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,589
He seemed pretty shell shocked.
308
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,634
[laughs quietly]
309
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,376
Kid, my job is hard enough.
310
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,988
Jake, just pay the lady
311
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,990
so we can take our turtle
and get out of here.
312
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,166
I'm sorry
but I can't let you do that.
313
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,168
Why not?
I thought you said he was fine.
314
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,170
He is but in Texas,
315
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,563
that turtle is considered
to be a rare breed,
316
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,784
which means,
you can't keep him as a pet.
317
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,092
I'm sorry but animal control
is on their way to pick him up.
318
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,838
[upbeat music playing]
319
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,014
We can't let animal control
to take our brother.
320
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,059
Well, we could.
321
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,105
I'm just saying
that one time Dad accidentally
322
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,889
lost him at the mall.
323
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,499
It didn't really seem
like an accident.
324
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,938
We have to sneak past
that assistant
325
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,330
and get him out of here
before they show up.
326
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,202
Pfft. I got this.
327
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:18,727
Help!
The raccoon is eating my face!
328
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,384
The raccoon is eating my face?
329
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,516
You know, I work dark.
Let's go!
330
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,086
-Colby, where are you?
-COLBY: Over here.
331
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,264
How do we unlock this thing?
332
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,310
The locks are all controlled
by that computer over there.
333
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,444
Looks like we'll need
a five-digit password.
334
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,968
-WOMAN: Crazy day, huh?
-MAN: I know right?
335
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,665
-Someone's coming. Hide.
-MAN: Oh, by the way,
336
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,841
I talked to animal control.
337
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,191
Not gonna work.
Not gonna work.
338
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,979
Animal control should be here
any minute for the turtle.
339
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,763
By this time tomorrow,
this little guy
340
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,634
will be at the sanctuary
in Costa Rica.
341
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,809
What?
342
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,379
Did that turtle just...
343
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,209
I need a day-off.
344
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,562
COLBY: Get me out of here!
345
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,086
I can't go to Costa Rica.
346
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:16,611
All my videogames
will be in a different language.
347
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,482
That's all you care about?
348
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,223
Pretty much.
349
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:23,183
Jake, just use your super
strength to bust the cage open.
350
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,185
I can't. The sign says
the alarm will go off.
351
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,188
Well, you better do
something fast. Look.
352
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,323
We definitely have
to get him out.
353
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,672
Do you know how much money
we will make
354
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,196
on selling him to the circus?
355
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,330
[upbeat music playing]
356
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,333
Ugh, this humidity
is ridiculous.
357
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,336
The one day I didn't wear
a shirt with mesh vents.
358
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,992
Don't worry. It's just the A/C.
359
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863
Mr. Mayhem is working on it.
360
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,779
Okay. I tweaked the unit.
361
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,781
This place should be cool
in no time.
362
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,261
I can feel the breeze already.
363
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,482
Oh! That A/C is powerful.
364
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,005
[wind swooshing]
365
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,702
Refreshing.
366
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,574
This is it.
367
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,793
I don't know
what's going on at this house.
368
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,144
But something's not right.
369
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,189
No. Everything's fine.
370
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,192
Whoa!
371
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,368
-[laughs]
-Just melt my face.
372
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,240
I can't watch anymore of this.
373
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,634
[upbeat music playing]
374
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,681
So my real head
is on a turtle's body?
375
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,814
Oh, wait till I tell the rat.
376
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,034
Must be the side effects
of getting your powers.
377
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:35,037
Not gonna lie. I, kinda,
like you better like this.
378
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,866
-With a turtle body?
-No. In a cage.
379
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,174
Thanks to you.
I might be stuck in one
380
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,740
for the rest of my life.
381
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,177
Don't worry. We'll get you out.
382
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,048
We just need to figure out
this password.
383
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,007
Try 12345.
384
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,183
Pfft. Rookie. No one uses that.
385
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,098
Lucky for you, Dad taught me
a little thing or two
386
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,795
about cracking passwords.
387
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,710
-[typing]
-[squeal]
388
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,233
Wrong cage! Wrong cage!
389
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,717
I'm telling you. Try 12345.
390
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,675
Quiet, Colby. I got this.
391
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:08,201
I'm the one who taught Dad
how to crack passwords.
392
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,680
For an evil genius,
he gets locked out of his phone
393
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,942
way too much.
394
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,729
-[animal squealing]
-Wrong cage. Wrong cage.
395
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,688
[gasp]
396
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,736
Are you doing this on purpose?
397
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,043
The first one, no.
The last two, yes.
398
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,307
MAN:
Doctor, animal control is here.
399
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:32,703
Guys, I'm begging you.
Just try 12345.
400
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,011
-Fine. [typing]
-[beep]
401
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,535
[gasp]
Oh, look at that. I did it.
402
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,103
All right.
Hurry up and shapeshift back
403
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,844
so we can get out of here.
404
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,237
-[thuds]
-COLBY: Oh, ow.
405
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,067
After you get out of the box.
406
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,419
[upbeat music playing]
407
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:55,726
-[grunting]
-Okay.
408
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,165
What kind of air-conditioner
do you people have?
409
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,167
I'll go turn it down a bit.
410
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,212
[grunting]
411
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,042
Or not.
412
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,044
[both screaming]
413
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,654
What's going on?
414
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,573
So much for staying
under the radar.
415
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,448
It's a dust devil!
416
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,149
My machine
didn't make that happen,
417
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,064
even I'm not that good.
418
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,547
I think it's Colby!
419
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:38,334
Oh! Well, I made him
so I am that good.
420
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,642
AMY:
It sucking off all the wind.
421
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,952
ALL: [groaning]
422
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,172
I have seen enough.
423
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,913
That was no A/C problem.
424
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,045
I know exactly
what's going on here.
425
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,351
-You do?
-No!
426
00:18:56,961 --> 00:19:00,051
But your husband kept leaving
the room every five minutes.
427
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,879
Suspicious.
428
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,055
I smell smoke and you pretended
there wasn't any.
429
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,057
Suspicious.
430
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,537
And your living room
was steamier
431
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,496
than a tropical rainforest
in the summer.
432
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,106
Suspicious.
433
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,457
Now, I may not be able to get
to the bottom of this
434
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,851
but the police will.
435
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,114
Not so fast, sir!
436
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,594
You've just been pranked!
437
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,986
-Pranked?
-Yup.
438
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,597
Uh, we like to prank
our neighbors
439
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,425
to show them how fun we are.
440
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,253
I mean, you didn't really think
there was an actual dust devil
441
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,906
in our living room, did you?
442
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,691
Because that'd be--
that'd be crazy.
443
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,736
ALL: [fake laughter]
444
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,787
I know what I saw.
At least, I think I do.
445
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,571
Should the head
of the neighborhood watch
446
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,617
really be saying
he thinks he saw something?
447
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,532
Because that sounds suspicious.
448
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,187
-I see what you did there.
-Uh-hmm.
449
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,277
I mean,
once I post this video online,
450
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,279
it's gonna get
thousands of likes.
451
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,151
You are gonna be
a social media sensation.
452
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,892
Really? Me?
453
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,459
A star?
454
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,287
I've never been the star
of anything.
455
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,245
I can't wait to call
my sister Lulu
456
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,073
and rub it in her face.
457
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,424
You know,
when I first met this family,
458
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,905
I thought you were all
a little weird,
459
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,124
but now I see you're actually
a lot of fun.
460
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,996
We need that around here.
461
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,433
What about me and grandma?
We're fun.
462
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,087
Sure, you are.
463
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,831
I'm gonna go home,
put on a silk robe,
464
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,311
pour myself a nice cold cup
of something
465
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,704
and wait for Hollywood
to come calling.
466
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,228
[laughs]
467
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:34,885
-That was incredible, Colbs.
-That was amazing.
468
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,453
You just saved us all.
He's a superhero.
469
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,063
ALL: [groaning]
470
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,935
Way to ruin the moment,
Hartley.
471
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:44,243
[upbeat music playing]
472
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,681
Colby, we're sorry about
what happened today.
473
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,291
Yeah. We tried to give you
a true villain experience
474
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,162
but it didn't go quite
as we planned.
475
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,774
It's okay.
I appreciate you guys trying.
476
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,602
I just have to face the reality
that we're here now.
477
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,518
And I'll never get a chance
to be a true supervillain.
478
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,959
You guys really messed up today.
479
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,178
Hey! They aren't the only ones.
480
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,224
It's about the kids right now,
Eva.
481
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,619
I feel bad. We were supposed
to be giving him
482
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,621
-the best day of his life.
-Yeah. I know.
483
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,971
I wish there was something
we could do.
484
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,016
Maybe there is.
485
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,845
All right. Come on out.
486
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,458
[laughing]
487
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,290
-What do you think?
-I love it.
488
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,292
Was I supposed to wear
underwear?
489
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,294
I never do.
490
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,645
And along with your fancy
new villain suit
491
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,169
comes your official
villain name.
492
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,737
Allow me to introduce everyone
to Flashform!
493
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,261
[laughs]
494
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,308
Oh, before we forget
your new suit
495
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,136
comes with this helmet.
496
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,095
Wow.
497
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,445
Now, you're officially
one of us.
498
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,882
Our supervillain family
is finally complete.
499
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:02,190
[upbeat music playing]
500
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,626
Great.
Now, let's take these things off
501
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,454
and get back to our boring
new lives.
502
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:13,201
An official supervillain.
503
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:14,245
Yes!
504
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,340
I think the helmet's stuck.
505
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,995
I can't get it off.
506
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,257
Mom?
507
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,694
Dad?
508
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,130
Randy!
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