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I hate video.
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(HENRY DETAMBLE, 28, PANTING)
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(GASPS)
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Most people love nostalgia.
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That's why they love video,
but...
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you know, I'm just thinking
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maybe you don't even know
what video is.
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Maybe these are nostalgia
for you now.
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Nostalgia for a time traveler
is a bear trap.
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(PANTS)
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Memories are basically
trapdoors, but...
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no, I've already told you
that before...
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(COUGHS)
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Okay. Okay. Shit.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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CLARE ABSHIRE, 34: Henry?
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Henry? Are you back?
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Henry?
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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♪ (“GET ME TO THE
CHURCH ON TIME” BY
STANLEY HOLLOWAY PLAYING) ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' marriedIn the morning ♪
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♪ Ding, dongThe bells are gonna chime ♪
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♪ Pull out the stopperLet's have a whopper ♪
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♪ But get me to the churchOn time ♪
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♪ I got to be thereIn the morning ♪
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♪ Spruced upAnd lookin' in my prime ♪
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♪ Girls, come and kiss meShow how you'll miss me ♪
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♪ But get me to the churchOn time ♪
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♪ If I am dancingRoll up the floor ♪
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♪ If I am whistling...me out the door... ♪
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♪ When I get marriedIn the morning ♪
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♪ Ding, dongThe bells are gonna chime ♪
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♪ Kick up a rumpusBut don't lose the compass ♪
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♪ And get me to the church... ♪
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HENRY, 42: Clare?
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♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
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Henry?
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-What's that music?
-CLARE, 14: What music?
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The-- the song?
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Oh, it's just my mom.
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Garden party.
She's playing records.
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She loves stupid old musicals.
It's embarrassing.
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Don't you want your shoes?
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Just, uh, memories.
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CLARE, 14: Because of the song?
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Yeah. Because of the song.
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Well, what are you remembering?
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♪ (SONG CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) ♪
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Shoe polish day.
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(CHUCKLES)
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♪ ...Feather and tar meCall out the Army ♪
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-♪ But get me to the church ♪
-♪ Get me to the church ♪
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♪ Oh, for God's sake ♪
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♪ Get me to the churchon time! ♪
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♪ (SONG SWELLS, CONCLUDES) ♪
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-♪ ("BRIDAL CHORUS"
BY RICHARD WAGNER PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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PRIEST: Annette, will you havethis man to be your husband,
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and will you be faithful to himas long as you both shall live?
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I will.
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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PRIEST: Richard, will you havethis woman to be your wife?
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Will you love her, comfort her,honor and keep her,
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in sickness and in health,
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as long as you both shall live?
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RICHARD DETAMBLE: I will.
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PRIEST:
Now that Richard and Annette
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have given themselvesto one another
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by solemn vowsand the joining of hands
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and the givingand receiving of rings,
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I pronounce that they arehusband and wife
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in the name of the Father,and of the Son,
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and of the Holy Spirit.
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(GUESTS CHEERING,
APPLAUDING ON TV)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON VIDEO)
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RICHARD: Henry!
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(HENRY, 16, PANTING)
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-Dad!
-Dad!
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(BOTH PANTING)
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(PRIEST SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER VIDEO)
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Hey.
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-You want me to turn that off?
-No.
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Yeah, I'm not gay.
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If that's what you're thinking,
I'm not-- I'm not gay.
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There were two of you.
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Yeah, and the other one's gone.
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Are you hearing me, Dad?
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If you're thinking I'm gay,
I'm not-- I'm not.
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-That's not what was happening.
-Henry...
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Look, in my... (INHALES)
...circumstances,
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I have a particular opportunity,
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and I think that if more people
had the opportunity, I think...
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Henry, I don't care
if you're gay!
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I'm a professional musician,
everybody's gay!
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-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
-(EXHALES)
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There were two of you.
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Okay. So, Dad, the thing is...
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(SIGHS) I-- I'm a time traveler.
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It's true.
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I'm a time traveler.
I travel... in time.
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Sometimes there are two of me,
because I meet myself.
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Which, as I'm trying
to explain to you,
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presents a person
with a particular opportunity...
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You're a what?
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Yeah. (SIGHS) It's true.
Sorry. It's just true.
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-It's all water.
-It's not all water.
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No... it is.
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-You know,
I should probably cut down.
-(CHUCKLES)
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A time traveler?
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HENRY, 16:
All those times at school
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when I was disappearing,
I wasn't skipping class.
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I was time traveling.
I couldn't help it.
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Why do you say things like that?
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-It's true.
-Why do you say
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stupid things like that!
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-Dad!
-Why can't you just
tell the truth?
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You kissed her in the rain.
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Mom.
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The very first time.
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You stood outside
of her apartment block.
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And when she walked inside,
you did a little dance.
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You didn't think
anyone could see you.
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You were wrong.
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I could see you.
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I danced too.
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I'm a time traveler,
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and I saw
my parents' first kiss.
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(GUESTS CHEERING,
APPLAUDING OVER VIDEO)
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Can I turn that off now?
I... I can hear Mom's voice.
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I...
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I like hearing her voice.
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So do I. But it's just video.
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I hate video.
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CLARE, 20: You hate what?
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What does that even mean,
you "hate video"?
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-Everyone has a wedding video.
-Oh, okay, let's be everyone.
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What an ambition.
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I mean what-- what is it
we're doing here exactly?
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Looking at floral displays.
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-Why?
-To see which ones we prefer.
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How is a preference possible?
They're flowers.
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It's literally decorating
with vegetables.
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It'll be something to remind us.
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-What will? The vegetables?
-The video.
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It'll be nice to look back.
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I don't need to look back,
Clare.
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-I go back.
-I don't.
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(GOMEZ GROANS)
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-God, I'm bored.
-Yeah, so you keep saying.
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Well, I'm planning to say it
a few more times too,
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because, basically, I'm bored.
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Can't we just remember it?
If people have videos,
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all they ever remember
is watching the video.
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I'm so bored
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that I'm growing new parts
of my brain to be bored in.
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CLARE, 20:
We're having a video.
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-You don't have to watch it.
-Do I have to be in it?
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Well, there has to be a groom,
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I'm increasingly open
to suggestions.
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Are you a bit grumpy today,
Henry?
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-No.
-He time traveled
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in his sleep last night.
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-Makes him cranky.
-Christ, I'm not cranky!
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Where did you go?
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Uh, I don't know.
It was a quick one.
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-Past or future?
-Future, I think.
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Because the air was thinner,
right?
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-No. The TV was huge.
-Awesome.
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How many people
for the top table?
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Henry, is your dad
gonna bring someone?
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I mean, is he, you know,
seeing anybody?
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(PLATE CLATTERING)
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Sorry.
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(SIGHS) I just keep forgetting
my dad's gonna be there.
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Well,
of course he's gonna be there.
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I know.
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I'm looking forward
to meeting him.
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Who?
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Your dad.
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Oh. Okay.
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Have you forgotten that's what
we're doing tomorrow?
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HENRY, 28: No, no.
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Why do you avoid him?
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I don't. I see him.
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I mean, hardly ever.
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(SIGHS)
Yeah, well, he drinks too much.
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Well, I'm sure that's not
the only thing
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-you've got in common.
-(CHUCKLES) It's not.
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When he looks at me, all he sees
is his wife not there.
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And when I look at him,
I'm just thinking
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where the hell Mom is.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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That's not the basis
for a relationship.
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It's the basis
for a drinking habit.
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♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(GRUNTS, PANTING)
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(DOOR RATTLES)
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV)
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Clare!
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(GROANS, COUGHS)
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-You okay?
-(COUGHS) Yeah.
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You were gone most of the night.
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Well, it was about
two minutes for me.
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(COUGHS)
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Well, where were you?
Was it a bad one?
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
No, it was fine, it was nothing.
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-Okay.
-(SIGHS)
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Good.
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So you can get in the shower
now, yeah?
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-Are we going somewhere?
-You know where we're going.
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(PANTS)
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You never thought
of seeing a doctor?
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Getting yourself examined?
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Christ, no.
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-Why not?
-It's that word "examined."
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It's a little too close
to "dissected."
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They're not gonna dissect you!
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I'm the only time traveler
on the planet.
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They'd never let me
go home again.
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-Yes, they would.
-Why?
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Because I'm here now,
and because...
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I'm who you come home to,
and I'm not ever
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gonna let anyone keep you
away from me.
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Fact.
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Look at my face.
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Fact.
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That was "I love you,"
but in more words.
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Ah. You see, there it is.
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-There what is?
-HENRY, 28: You.
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Look at you.
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All beautiful and perfect
and in love with me.
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Now, I've got happiness.
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-Oh, you poor thing.
-Full-blown happiness.
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-Like an alarm bell.
-What? You're against happiness?
250
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,445
Happiness is suddenly having
an opinion about a future.
251
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,488
-Yes, it is.
-Which is a mistake.
252
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,702
Henry, I love you
and you love me.
253
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,746
Now, I don't want to get all
"greetings card" about it,
254
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,790
but I happen to think, and
I'm not exactly alone in this,
255
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:21,837
but I happen to think that love
is what gives meaning to life,
256
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,131
and is the single best thing
257
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,008
that could happen
to a human being.
258
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,180
Love is what gives hope
to mortals.
259
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,390
It's the cruelest thing I know.
(EXHALES)
260
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,518
Okay. So what's good about this
261
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,271
is that we are not gonna be
writing our own vows.
262
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,942
(DOORBELL RINGS)
263
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,363
Hey, Dad.
264
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,493
Yeah, I know. Long time no see.
Guess your luck just ran out.
265
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,412
(CHUCKLES) Yes. Welcome.
266
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,164
-Hello.
-Hi.
267
00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:01,043
-Uh, Clare, this is my dad.
-Very pleased to meet you.
268
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,294
You're not blonde.
269
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,881
-(SCOFFS) No. (CHUCKLES)
-Clare Abshire.
270
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,842
Not blonde and he knows
your last name? (CHUCKLES)
271
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,095
-You getting married?
-(CHUCKLES)
272
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,183
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
273
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,019
Beautiful.
274
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,187
RICHARD: Wasn't she?
275
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,563
CLARE, 20: Both of you.
276
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,526
RICHARD:
May I ask you a question?
277
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,611
-Sure.
-You seem quite lovely.
278
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:32,241
What on earth
is your interest in Henry?
279
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:38,622
Well, to be honest...
he's exceptionally good in bed.
280
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,874
Well, I know he thinks so.
281
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,919
(LAUGHS)
282
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,129
(LAUGHS)
283
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,463
It was an opportunity.
284
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,926
I think anyone given the same
opportunity would've, you know.
285
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,095
-(CLARE LAUGHING)
-(CHAMPAGNE CORK POPPING)
286
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,438
-We got a date yet?
-October 23rd.
287
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,149
My parents are planning
like we're invading somewhere.
288
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,234
Church,
reception at the yachting club,
289
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,028
and white tie
is being considered.
290
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,488
-White tie?
-Didn't I tell you that?
291
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,407
-What yachting club?
-Always remember, Henry,
292
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,575
a marriage is about two people,
293
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,910
but a wedding is about exactly
one woman.
294
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,038
And you are marrying
her daughter.
295
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,667
HENRY, 28:
You liked him, didn't you?
296
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,296
He reminded me of you.
297
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:31,425
-Was that a yes or a no?
-(INHALES DEEPLY) Both.
298
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,221
(WHISPERS) Both...
299
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:43,228
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
300
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,691
(GRUNTS) Fuck!
301
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,819
(PANTING)
302
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,530
(GRUNTS)
303
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,034
(PANTS)
304
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,877
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
305
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,047
(DOOR OPENING)
306
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,634
I think this is exactly
the place you're looking for.
307
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,677
There are a few items
of furniture still here
308
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,805
they'll be picked up
over the next few days.
309
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,348
Can we look
at the work area first?
310
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,724
-The studio?
-Of course!
311
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,604
-Why do you always do this?
-Do what?
312
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,939
CLARE, 22:
Go straight to a window
313
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,106
and look at the backyard.
314
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,650
You never even look
at the rest of the house.
315
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,360
REALTOR: The studio is this way.
316
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,945
Could you give us a moment,
please?
317
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,488
-Of course.
-Thanks.
318
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,115
(INHALES)
The studio's gonna be great.
319
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,618
-This is the one.
-We haven't even seen it yet.
320
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,828
Oh, I've seen it lots of times.
321
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,746
This is the house we are
gonna live in, in the future.
322
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,415
See that tree out there?
323
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,586
I have seen that tree
at every kind of height.
324
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,214
What if I feel like
deciding for myself?
325
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,298
Oh, you should do that.
326
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,008
But this is the decision
you're gonna make.
327
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,385
(CHUCKLES)
328
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,221
Is anything allowed
to be spontaneous anymore?
329
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,515
You are being spontaneous.
I'm just telling you
330
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,059
how your spontaneity
is gonna work out.
331
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,477
Do you have
any idea what it's like
332
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,687
being married to you?
333
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:10,399
No, but neither do you.
Technically we're not married.
334
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,192
-Fair point.
-Hmm.
335
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,570
Come on.
336
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,030
Let's go and look
at this excellent studio space
337
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,324
which you are gonna love
spontaneously.
338
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,077
How do we even afford
a place like this?
339
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,745
Are you planning
on winning the lottery?
340
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,956
Okay.
341
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,251
-Okay?
-Lottery's tonight,
eight o'clock.
342
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,086
-So?
-I wasn't talking to you.
343
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,505
-Who were you talking to?
-Just a ghost.
344
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,342
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
345
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,095
LOTTERY ANNOUNCER:
The most exciting eventtoday is the lottery,
346
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,764
Illinois's favoritejackpot game.
347
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,184
Once again,the last three numbers are 20,
348
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:50,355
3, and finallyis number 15, everyone.
349
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,067
Good luck, everybody,and good night.
350
00:19:55,652 --> 00:20:01,491
-♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(WATER FAUCET RUNNING)
351
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,452
(FAUCET STOPS)
352
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,834
It's getting to be every night.
You sleeping at all?
353
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,172
Not much.
354
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:23,347
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
355
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,266
It's nice you've started
coming around again.
356
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,687
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I'm wondering if you, uh,
357
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,272
got tranquilizers.
358
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,775
Like, maybe you started taking
something when, uh,
359
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,443
sorry, Mom died?
360
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,403
Tranquilizer.
361
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,617
Yeah, well, I can't spend
my whole wedding day drunk.
362
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,079
What's the problem?
363
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,082
I'm time traveling a lot
at the moment.
364
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,833
'Cause I'm stressing.
365
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,460
And if I stress at the wedding,
I could flip out.
366
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:54,836
Everybody flips out
at their wedding.
367
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,421
Yeah, but when I flip out,
I end up naked
368
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,716
at a hoedown in 1987.
All right? I need drugs.
369
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,593
I need something
that's gonna calm me down
370
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,221
for the whole day
and not turn me into
a f-- zombie.
371
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,347
RICHARD: Go to a doctor.
372
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,182
-We've been through that.
-And I keep telling you,
373
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,892
there isn't some secret
government agency
374
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,311
-dissecting American citizens.
-How do you know?
375
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,856
Because it's the kind of thing
that only happens in movies.
376
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,191
So is time travel.
377
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,319
(GROANS)
378
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,447
(CLARE COUGHING, SOBBING)
379
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,449
(PANTS)
380
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,869
(CLARE SOBBING)
381
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,583
(GRUNTS, PANTS)
382
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,714
(CLARE SOBBING)
383
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,226
(FLOOR CREAKS)
384
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:55,647
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
385
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:08,201
(GROANS, COUGHS)
386
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,164
-You okay?
-HENRY, 28: Yeah.
387
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,458
I'm fine.
388
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,460
Where were you?
389
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,673
Nowhere interesting.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
390
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,177
(HENRY COUGHING)
391
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,554
You used to tell me.
Why'd you stop?
392
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,976
(CLARE SOBBING)
393
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:38,607
♪ (MOROSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
394
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,028
What's this?
395
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,280
It's nothing.
396
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,324
My mom gave it to me
when I was little.
397
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,660
For all my precious jewelry.
398
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,246
Just saying.
399
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,002
It's happened before.
400
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,838
HENRY, 28:
Yeah, well, this is different.
401
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,133
But going to the same place
over and over again.
402
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,303
-Like your mother's death?
-Bad memories are trapdoors.
403
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,055
But now, it's the future
I'm worried about,
404
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,140
so that's where I wind up.
405
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,934
Hey, can you come with me
for a second?
406
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,560
-Uh, yeah, sure.
-Thank you.
407
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,312
Hang on, Dad.
408
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:19,689
Okay, so I need your opinion
on something.
409
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,274
Sure.
410
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,319
Preference!
Do you have a preference?
411
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,657
-Between those?
-Mm-hmm. What do you think?
412
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,243
-Uh...
-Couldn't you just
have one opinion
413
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,869
about one single thing
we buy together?
414
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:33,954
Which one do you like?
415
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,413
I want to know
which ones you like.
416
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,335
That one.
417
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,671
-That one?
-Yeah, that one.
418
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:43,922
CLARE, 20: Definitely that one?
419
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,674
HENRY, 28: Yeah. That's the one
I like better, for sure.
420
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,843
-Not that one?
-Yeah, that one.
421
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,344
-Okay, great.
-Ms. Abshire?
422
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,637
CLARE, 20: Hi.
423
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,347
Could you please bring out
the Vivekin serving plates?
424
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,850
-SALES WOMAN: Mm-hmm.
-I'm gonna wait here, thank you.
425
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,852
-Hey, Dad.
-RICHARD: Hey.
426
00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,688
It's nice you've started
calling me.
427
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,816
HENRY, 28:
Yeah, well, I'm worried.
428
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:05,610
It's nice I'm who you call
when you're worried.
429
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,114
HENRY, 28: Uh, actually,
it's worse than worried.
430
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,493
It's hope.
431
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,288
♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
432
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,456
I'm so full of hope.
433
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,508
(GROANS, GRUNTS)
434
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,846
(COUGHS, PANTS)
435
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:35,640
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
436
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,060
(GRUNTS, PANTS)
437
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:10,342
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
438
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:22,437
(GROANS, COUGHS)
439
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,523
-You all right?
-(COUGHING)
440
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,360
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
441
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,488
Stop stressing, okay?
442
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,367
We're gonna get married
and it's gonna be fine, okay?
443
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,662
(PANTS)
444
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,127
LUCILLE ABSHIRE: We're so glad
you could come.
445
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,462
RICHARD:
Thanks for hosting this.
446
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,882
LUCILLE: Of course.
I just wanted to tell you that
447
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,135
really your, uh, your wife,
she was such a marvelous singer.
448
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,221
Such a talent.
We both thought so. Don't we?
449
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,931
Oh, it-- it was an honor
to see her perform.
450
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,474
-Yes.
-It really was.
451
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,685
Well, that's kind of you.
That's very kind.
She was... wonderful.
452
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,144
♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
453
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,729
Oh, we've got a joke thing.
454
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,565
-It-- it's a fun thing.
-It's really sort of an in-joke.
455
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,234
Yeah, people won't
find it funny,
456
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,527
but they'll be totally wrong.
457
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:13,113
If nobody laughs at a joke,
did the joke really happen?
458
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,614
-Yes.
-Are you sure?
459
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,283
I make a lot of jokes like that.
460
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,201
-Good jokes?
-Great jokes.
461
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,370
-How do you know?
-Comedic instinct.
462
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:21,496
But nobody laughs.
463
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:23,331
Some people
don't have my instinct.
464
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,166
-A lot of people?
-So many.
465
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,335
WOMAN: Where is Henry?
I'd love to meet your fiancé.
466
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,754
Oh, yeah. Uh, excuse me, thanks.
467
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,798
♪ (GENTLE CHAMBER
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
468
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,717
Is something wrong?
469
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,554
Are we still talking
about the wedding?
470
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,974
Honey. Try to understand.
471
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:44,519
This wedding is a major
Broadway production.
472
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,980
I mean, my parents are planning
a festival of joy
473
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:50,358
that will dwarf the achievements
of all their friends
474
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,945
and cripple the social ambition
of everyone they love.
475
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,030
(SCOFFS)
476
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,241
I mean, they have used
the words "shock and awe."
477
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,452
They literally want
other peoples' weddings canceled
478
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:01,536
in actual despair.
479
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:03,079
Now, we can't take
that from them.
480
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,583
Aren't you worried
that I might just disappear?
481
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,710
That I might time travel
during the ceremony
482
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,211
and just leave you at the altar.
483
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,588
-I know you won't.
-How?
484
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:13,340
'Cause I know we're married
in the future.
485
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,175
What are you reading?
486
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,470
The Physician's Desktop Journal.
487
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,930
Oh! Sexy. What's in it?
488
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,974
-Drugs.
-You do drugs?
489
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,477
Eh, I had my moments,
back in the day.
490
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:27,854
-Oh!
-What?
491
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:29,564
-Uh, nothing!
-Nothing?
492
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,941
Yeah, I-- I gotta go.
I gotta make a phone call.
493
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,694
Wait, you're on your phone now?
494
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,363
Thanks for understanding.
Love you, bye.
495
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,614
-I--
-Hey.
496
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:43,036
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
497
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,954
♪ (“GOOD FOR THE GANDER”
BY HOT CHOCOLATE PLAYING) ♪
498
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,664
♪ Love is not for you ♪
499
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,836
♪ What's good for the gander ♪
500
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:57,217
♪ Gotta be good for the groove ♪
501
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,806
-(DOG BARKING)
-Jesus Christ.
502
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,434
Henry?
503
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,770
Gomez?
504
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,773
-What are you doing here?
-Client. How about you?
505
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,901
-I'm just, uh, meeting a friend.
-Huh.
506
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,528
Did, uh, Clare get you
to follow me
507
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,154
-'cause she was worried?
-If I was following you,
508
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,740
I'd come up with a better lie
than a client in this place.
509
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,908
No, that's about your level.
510
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,910
-Huh.
-BEN: Oh, hey, Henry.
511
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,703
-This your guy?
-Oh, yeah.
512
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,581
Hey.
513
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,500
Hey.
514
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,503
Henry, sorry.
515
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:35,338
Business.
516
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,424
-Hey.
-BEN: Hey.
517
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:40,427
Oh, uh, Gomez,
this is an old friend of mine
518
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,762
from, basically...
library school.
519
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,973
-Ben, this is Gomez.
-BEN: Hey, Gomez.
520
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,392
-He's a lawyer.
-Fuck. (GULPS)
521
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,394
Uh, that was
an unrelated thought,
522
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,563
which accidentally...
(GULPS) ...emitted.
523
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,731
Okay. Busy, busy.
Catch you later.
524
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,777
HENRY, 28: Well done
on not looking at all guilty.
525
00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,071
That was both
subtle and awesome.
526
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:08,121
-So how you feeling?
-AIDS.
527
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,831
Well, that's what
I was asking about.
528
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:13,001
Uh, ten pills a day,
and they work,
529
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,171
but I think I've lost more hair.
530
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,673
-Yeah. Uh, speaking of pills--
-What do you want?
531
00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:21,509
After all these years
of ignoring me?
532
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,303
Come on. We're men.
Ignoring each other
533
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,762
is the medium of our friendship.
534
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,389
What do you want?
535
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:30,101
Well, I'm, uh-- I'm not looking
for fun this time.
536
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,186
I want the opposite.
537
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,770
To stay in one spot
for nine hours
538
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,647
without stressing out
and time traveling.
539
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:36,983
-Ugh. You're still doing that?
-Still doing it.
540
00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:38,902
What's gonna stress you out
for nine hours?
541
00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:42,238
-My wedding day.
-(GASPS) I should
call Evangeline.
542
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:44,157
-Evangeline?
-I promised to get her cat food,
543
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,409
-I forgot.
-Why is that relevant?
544
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,620
BEN: It's not.
It just came to mind.
545
00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:52,081
Could you maybe focus?
I need something to...
546
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:55,001
KO every dopamine receptor
I got for at least nine hours.
547
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,337
-You got anything for that?
-Mm.
548
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,215
-HENRY, 28: What's that?
-BEN: Morphine plus.
549
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,299
Morphine plus what?
550
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,884
Morphine plus
none of your business.
551
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,803
-Can I try it?
-(SCOFFS) Now?
552
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,722
-ALICIA ABSHIRE: Oh, God, no.
-Wh-- why not?
553
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:10,016
Because I might do it badly,
'cause I'm nervous.
554
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,142
You cut hair for a living.
555
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,352
What's the worst
that can happen?
556
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:14,395
-I could stab your brain.
-What's that?
557
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,356
-What's what?
-That song?
558
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,775
-The radio.
-Yeah, but that song,
559
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,109
I know that song.
560
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:25,615
♪ ("GET ME TO THE CHURCH
ON TIME" PLAYING) ♪
561
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,702
-What are you doing?
-♪ (MUSIC ABRUPTLY ENDS) ♪
562
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,955
Um, it's just a thing.
563
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:34,916
"A thing"?
564
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,254
(BEN GRUNTING)
565
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:42,840
You have the most
irresponsible attitude
566
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:46,636
to pharmaceuticals of anyone
I ever met.
567
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,556
(GASPS, PANTS)
568
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,766
I make a suggestion,
569
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,477
I show you a pill,
570
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,397
a sensible person
571
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,857
is not supposed
to just swallow it.
572
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,110
-(DOORBELL BUZZING)
-(DOG BARKING)
573
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,574
(BANGING AT DOOR)
574
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,242
GOMEZ: I know you're in there.
575
00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:11,703
I know my friend is too.
Open up, please.
576
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,457
-Wh-- why-- what do you want?
-What you gotta know?
577
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,251
I'm a lawyer,
who has clients in this area,
578
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,587
and I know exactly who you are,
and what you do.
579
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,921
None of this is good news.
580
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:27,635
But it will be even worse news,
if you don't open this door!
581
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,054
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
582
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,347
Sure.
583
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,349
(LOCK CLATTERING)
584
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,144
BEN: Okay,
and what you gotta know is,
585
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,729
sometimes there are side effects
586
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:41,024
which are not directly
the fault of the vendor.
587
00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:47,614
GOMEZ: Shit.
588
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,700
-(RAINSTORM POUNDING)
-(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
589
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,077
(PANTS, GROANS)
590
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,246
CLARE, 29: You don't make
decisions like that,
not on your own!
591
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,956
HENRY, 36:
I didn't have a choice!
I know what happens!
592
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,542
-CLARE, 29: You have to come
to me, and we talk about it!
-HENRY, 36: Why?
593
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,127
CLARE, 29: That is what wives
and husbands do!
594
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,712
(HENRY, 36,
SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
595
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:04,172
-Fuck you!
-Fuck you!
596
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,382
-(GROANS)
-CLARE, 29: I will never
forgive you for this, Henry!
597
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:11,095
(COUGHS, PANTS)
598
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:18,853
♪ (GRIM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
599
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:25,818
(GRUNTS, RETCHES, COUGHS)
600
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:28,321
Oh, thank fuck!
Where the hell have you been?
601
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:34,243
(COUGHS, PANTING)
602
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,537
(GASPS)
603
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:44,003
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
604
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:55,223
(WIND RUSHING)
605
00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,353
(GRUNTS, COUGHS, PANTS)
606
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,479
(GROANS)
607
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:14,200
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
608
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,006
(GRUNTS)
609
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,508
HENRY, 36: That's not the point!
I know what happened!
610
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,051
CLARE, 29:
And you wouldn't talk
to your wife?
611
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,886
-HENRY, 36:
You're not my fucking wife!
-I'm your cat?
612
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,513
-HENRY, 36: Fuck you!
-CLARE, 29: Fuck you!
613
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,098
I will never forgive you!
614
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,810
(THUNDER BOOMS)
615
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:44,272
-(HIGH-PITCHED DRONE)
-(GRUNTS, SCREAMS)
616
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:50,820
Henry. Hey. Hey, hey, Henry!
Henry!
617
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,321
-Henry, you okay?
-What are you doing here?
618
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,198
I called him,
I thought maybe he could help.
619
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,616
My Dad?
What the fuck does he know?
620
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,993
I figured he's gotta
know something.
621
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,536
You're getting married
in seven hours.
622
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,079
-I was freaking out.
-Seven hours?
623
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:03,040
-You've been gone a whole day.
-Are you okay, huh?
Can you hang on?
624
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,125
Doesn't usually work this way.
625
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,418
Yeah,
well he's not usually high.
626
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:06,836
Just to be clear,
I am not a drug dealer.
627
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,047
I supply unauthorized medical
care to the genuinely ill.
628
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,340
-You're also a drug dealer.
-It's a matter of emphasis.
629
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,342
Dad.
630
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,013
(GROANS, COUGHS)
631
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:21,267
(GASPS)
632
00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:26,939
(GROANS, PANTS)
633
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:53,007
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
634
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:59,180
-(RAIN PATTERING)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
635
00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:11,275
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
636
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:26,833
(PANTS)
637
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:19,135
CLARE, 29: Go away.
638
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:22,263
(SOBS) Please. Just go away.
639
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,267
(SOBS)
640
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:32,815
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
641
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:37,987
(DOOR CLOSING)
642
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,002
HENRY, 36: Of course
I told her. How could I not?
643
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,380
Well, she... hates me.
644
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,965
She said
I was basically a murderer,
645
00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,884
so yeah, I guess you could say
it went down badly.
646
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,182
Sorry, David, I got to go.
647
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,185
No.
648
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,395
Just a ghost.
649
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:15,775
Why did you call me a ghost?
650
00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:16,943
HENRY, 36: You are a ghost.
651
00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:20,863
From where I'm sitting.
652
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,574
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Let's see, when are you from?
653
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,577
Before the wedding?
654
00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,496
Worrying about the future?
Haunting it?
655
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,456
Why is Clare crying?
656
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,500
-Because people do sometimes.
-HENRY, 28: No.
657
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,126
She's not people,
she's your wife.
658
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,170
-Why is your wife crying?
-No, she isn't.
659
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,297
I just saw her.
I just spoke to her.
660
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,757
She isn't my wife.
661
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,177
Technically speaking.
662
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:46,847
Sorry, junior.
663
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,474
You tried, but you couldn't
stick the landing.
664
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:52,812
Speaking of which.
665
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,943
Miscarriages?
666
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,616
I make time travel babies,
and guess what?
667
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,869
Time travel
right out of the womb.
668
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,376
-Oh, God.
-Yeah.
669
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,131
What have you done?
670
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,510
I know you've done something.
671
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,470
Whatever it is,
Clare hates you for it,
672
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:27,763
you just said so yourself.
673
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,726
Do you have any idea
what this has been like?
674
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:36,022
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
675
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,773
Every time she gets pregnant...
676
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,151
every time...
677
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,029
she thinks this is the one.
678
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,074
This time, it'll happen.
679
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,120
She's so full of hope.
680
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,291
She's so happy,
it fills up this whole house.
681
00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,129
And I always know
it won't work.
682
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,424
It won't ever, ever, work.
683
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,009
And do you know
how long I've known that?
684
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,514
Since I was standing
on the other side of this desk.
685
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:13,601
Since I was you.
686
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,273
You had a vasectomy?
687
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:21,859
-Yeah.
-You didn't even tell her?
688
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:24,070
-You just went ahead and did it?
-Yeah. That's what I did.
689
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,321
I'm not gonna do that.
690
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,908
That's exactly
what you're gonna do.
691
00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:35,623
♪ (DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
692
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:38,709
HENRY, 36: How long
are you here for, junior?
693
00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,630
My memory's a little fuzzy.
694
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:45,466
Hey. Did you hear me?
I'm not gonna do that.
695
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,635
Of course, you're high.
That probably explains it.
696
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,304
-I will never do that to Clare.
-No, you will do exactly that,
697
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,306
because that's what happens
and you can't change it!
698
00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:54,266
-Fuck you!
-Oh, what,
you're gonna change it?
699
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,309
You can't change it!
700
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,644
Fucking doofus,
can't change anything.
701
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,479
-Yeah, well, I'm changing this.
-Fuck off!
702
00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,897
You couldn't even get married.
703
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,107
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
704
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:05,528
(DOOR OPENING)
705
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:12,868
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
706
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,422
Henry? Who are you shouting at?
707
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:36,016
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
708
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,111
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
709
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,576
(HENRY COUGHING, GROANING)
710
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:54,785
Jesus.
711
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,912
You like cutting it fine,
don't you?
712
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,832
-RICHARD: You all right?
You all right? Yeah?
-(HENRY, 36, GROANS)
713
00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:01,167
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
714
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,919
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
715
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,421
Hello?
716
00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:07,715
HENRY, 28:
Clare, it's me. let me in.
717
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,717
-Henry?
-GOMEZ: He's back, we got him.
718
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,759
Oh, thank Christ!
719
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,052
GOMEZ: I'll get himto the church.
720
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,013
Okay, okay, good.
Thank you.
721
00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:16,682
Gomez, look at him.
722
00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:18,851
Yeah, I see him.
We need to get going.
723
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:20,227
Look at him.
724
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:24,523
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
725
00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:25,858
RICHARD: It's the wrong Henry.
726
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,028
Well now,
isn't this complicated?
727
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:35,075
Thank you. Sorry, thank you.
728
00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:36,535
Sorry.
729
00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:39,663
-I'll get you a towel.
-HENRY, 26: Please.
730
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:43,834
(HENRY EXHALES, PANTS)
731
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,544
-Oh, shit.
-Yeah.
732
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:46,921
-You're--
-Yup.
733
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:52,509
(PANTS)
734
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,637
-Here.
-Thanks.
735
00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:01,602
-Did you just punch my husband?
-You're welcome.
736
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:04,980
Oh, Christ. No, not tonight.
737
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,274
Fuck.
I can't take this, not tonight.
738
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,361
Look, I know how hard this is.
I know this is difficult.
739
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:12,655
CLARE, 29:
No, you don't understand.
740
00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,074
-I'm not ready for this.
-Ready for what?
741
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,700
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
742
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:18,744
-It's shoe polish day.
-Shoe polish what?
743
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,747
It's shoe polish day.
744
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:23,832
We need the other one back.
Where's the other one?
745
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,084
And what age are you anyway?
746
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:26,460
Thirty-six by the calendar year.
747
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:27,878
-Hey, am I still there?
-Where?
748
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,213
-When you're 36.
-HENRY, 36: Yeah.
749
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:31,674
-We played pool last Tuesday.
-Thanks, man.
750
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,886
Shoe polish!
I need shoe polish!
751
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,304
-Shoe polish?
-Why?
752
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,556
Well, I'm guessing none of you
guys are carrying hair dye.
753
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:43,644
No offense,
but your husband's an asshole.
754
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,562
CLARE, 29: True. Remind me.
755
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,231
Why don't you like
watching videos?
756
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,901
The past is a hole
I keep falling down.
757
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,861
Looking at it gives me vertigo.
758
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,781
Well, this isn't the past.
This is right now.
759
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,118
-How is this ever gonna work?
-Relax.
760
00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:00,786
I know how this plays out.
761
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:02,788
I handle the wedding,
then I ping back home.
762
00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:05,457
Then junior pings back here,
and he handles the marriage.
763
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,127
-He won't be married.
-Well, technically, no.
764
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,174
Well.
765
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,344
What do you think, Dad?
Do I pass?
766
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,847
(CHUCKLES)
Your mother would be proud.
767
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,475
Well, that's all
that matters, right?
768
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:27,813
You okay?
769
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:30,816
The way you look at me.
770
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:33,068
What?
771
00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:35,654
Like you haven't seen me
in a while.
772
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:43,954
Dad, I-- I-- know that--
773
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,539
Your mother would be proud,
and so am I.
774
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:49,418
GOMEZ: Okay! (CHUCKLES)
Let's get moving, hmm?
775
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:52,755
-Hey, Dad.
-RICHARD: Hmm?
776
00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:56,634
-Was it worth it?
-Getting married?
777
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,427
-Of course it is.
-No, no.
778
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,679
Serious thing, serious question.
779
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,848
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
780
00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:05,809
What I'm asking is, was marrying
Mom worth losing her?
781
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,897
This isn't about me.
782
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,483
It's about Clare.
I'm aging faster than I should,
783
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:13,734
and I've seen enough
of the future
784
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,028
to know that I'm not
gonna make it all the way, so...
785
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:19,907
for Clare's sake.
786
00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,744
Was marrying Mom
worth losing her?
787
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,665
-That's a big question.
-Well, it's a big day.
788
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:32,628
Yeah.
789
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,090
It wasn't easy...
790
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,092
but it was worth it.
791
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,512
Thanks.
792
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,430
Because of you.
793
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,436
I don't say it enough,
but it was worth it
794
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,521
because of you.
795
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,109
Give her a child.
796
00:44:57,152 --> 00:45:00,280
If you can't stay, do that.
797
00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,492
Give her a child.
798
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:08,539
Well, there might be
a problem with that.
799
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:10,165
Problems can be solved.
800
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:16,797
Not this one, Dad.
801
00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:21,301
GOMEZ: Guys, come on.
I gotta get you to the church.
802
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:22,719
-Okay. We're coming.
-On time!
803
00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:24,388
-Oh, I know.
-There's kind of a joke
about that.
804
00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:25,722
You'll see. Come on.
805
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:28,142
I know about the joke, Gomez.
I've watched the video.
806
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,479
♪ (CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
807
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,606
I mean,
what's the point of this?
808
00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,608
I'm not gonna show up.
I'm not--
809
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:46,326
No. You have gotta
be shitting me.
810
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:49,621
-You have got to be shitting me.
-CLARE, 29: Hmm.
811
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,168
What the fuck is he doing there?
812
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,753
-He's getting married.
-Yeah. To my girlfriend!
813
00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,338
CLARE, 29:
Keep in mind,
814
00:45:58,422 --> 00:45:59,673
he remembers
watching these videos.
815
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:01,091
-HENRY, 28: Why?
-HENRY, 36: Asshole.
816
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:03,719
Oh, nice.
817
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:06,388
Classy. Very classy.
In a church!
818
00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:09,016
He'll remember that too.
819
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,643
Yeah, you make quite
an impression on the cameraman.
820
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:17,983
Hi.
821
00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,361
I'm so sorry.
We're running very late,
822
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:23,447
we're gonna have to bring
the bride in straight away.
823
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:26,867
Oh, yeah. No problems.
Just lock and load!
824
00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:33,916
All right, remember,
don't let anyone
825
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,542
get a good look at you
in case they notice
826
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:36,793
how old and shitty you are.
827
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:38,504
Oh, thanks, Gomez.
Way to calm my nerves.
828
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,381
Oh, don't be nervous,
you'll crinkle.
829
00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:48,263
♪ (CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
830
00:46:55,479 --> 00:47:02,277
♪ (WARM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
831
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:18,460
I thought you'd be angrier.
832
00:47:19,836 --> 00:47:21,630
I am angry.
833
00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:24,049
I'm gonna be angry
for a very long time.
834
00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:25,801
Now shut up and admire my dress.
835
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:37,354
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
836
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:57,332
Thanks, Dad.
837
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:01,336
Yep. Now she's getting it.
838
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,340
(INAUDIBLE WHISPERS)
839
00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:15,225
-(WHISPERS) Where is he?
-(WHISPERS) You look amazing.
840
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,768
You smell of shoe polish.
841
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:20,522
-You must be glad I hit him.
-Why?
842
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,400
I saw your face.
I saw you fighting.
843
00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:25,611
-You-- you hated him.
-No, I never hate him.
844
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,863
PRIEST: Dearly beloved, we havecome together into the house...
845
00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:29,239
I mean, I could punch
his stupid,
846
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,617
thoughtless little face in,
but I could never hate him.
847
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:34,745
HENRY, 28: What's he doing?
848
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:36,705
Remembering.
849
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,373
(MOUTHS) I love you.
850
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,958
PRIEST: ...Clare and Henry.
851
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,001
Asshole.
852
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:42,252
PRIEST:
Have you come here,
853
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,838
to enter into marriage
without coercion,
854
00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:46,798
freely and wholeheartedly?
855
00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:48,592
-I have.
-I have.
856
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:50,385
Are you prepared
to accept children,
857
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,346
lovingly from God?
858
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:53,639
PRIEST: And to bring them up,
859
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,766
according to the law of Christand his church?
860
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:57,559
-HENRY, 36: I am.
-CLARE, 20: I am.
861
00:48:58,644 --> 00:48:59,936
I hate what he did to you.
862
00:49:01,938 --> 00:49:05,150
CLARE, 29: Oh, he did
what he thought he had to.
863
00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:08,320
I guess 'cause he thought
I couldn't take it anymore.
864
00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,821
-And...
-I, Henry...
865
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:12,658
...well, because
he definitely couldn't.
866
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,451
Thing is, I wanted children.
867
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:18,497
I wanted your children
more than anything in the world.
868
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,874
-And I want that too.
-No.
869
00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:24,586
-In sickness and in health...
-You gave up after five tries.
870
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:25,962
...until death do us part.
871
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,507
I would never have given up.
I would have done anything.
872
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,886
So how are you gonna forgive me?
873
00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:36,682
I, Clare, take you, Henry...
874
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,725
I guess I'm gonna have
to figure that one out.
875
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,102
CLARE, 20:
To have and to hold
876
00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:43,188
from this day forward.For better, for worse...
877
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:45,148
But I'm supposed
to make you happy.
878
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,484
CLARE, 20:
In sickness and in health...
879
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,277
Who told you that?
880
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:52,155
To love and to cherish,
until death do us part.
881
00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:59,413
(CHUCKLES)
Oh! Look at that face.
882
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,542
How old are you now?
Twenty-eight?
883
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:04,668
Yeah.
884
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,379
Twenty-eight.
885
00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:12,426
Mm. Hey, I'm the older woman.
886
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,970
Finally! I like this.
887
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:20,142
Henry, we're not supposed
to make each other happy.
888
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:26,940
If we do, great,
but that's not the point.
889
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,236
We're getting married.
890
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:35,407
Not going on a hot date,
or a vacation,
891
00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:38,910
or a weekend away somewhere,
but, actually...
892
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,079
getting married.
893
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:44,207
I mean, look at us.
894
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,168
Look.
895
00:50:48,336 --> 00:50:52,048
Do we look like
we're gonna go on vacation?
896
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:56,928
It's like...
897
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:59,222
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
898
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:03,018
...like setting sail,
into a storm.
899
00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,104
And you know for a fact,
900
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,440
you both won't make it out
the other side.
901
00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:09,733
So what do you do?
902
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,030
You cling on
for as long as you can,
903
00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,448
because you know,
904
00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:20,619
that this is as good
as anything ever gets.
905
00:51:25,373 --> 00:51:27,125
Make my happy days happier...
906
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,838
make my sad days bearable.
907
00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:36,885
And if you forgive me
when I hurt you,
908
00:51:36,968 --> 00:51:38,512
I'll try to do
the same for you.
909
00:51:40,096 --> 00:51:41,097
Deal?
910
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,228
Okay.
911
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,108
I miss you.
912
00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,613
-Uh, sorry, what?
-I miss you. (CHUCKLES)
913
00:51:56,696 --> 00:52:02,160
You... you... (CHUCKLES)
...young, angry, asshole you.
914
00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:06,581
Did I make you change?
915
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,251
Did I chase you away?
916
00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:14,631
-Well, uh, I...
-Come see me sometimes.
917
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:17,509
-Excuse me?
-Well, if you time travel here,
918
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,762
come see me.
You're my husband, I'm entitled.
919
00:52:22,138 --> 00:52:28,770
-Isn't that, uh... a bit...
-Henry, we're married.
920
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:36,278
PRIEST: I now pronounceyou man and wife.
921
00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:38,196
You may now kiss the bride.
922
00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:44,411
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
923
00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:54,254
♪ ("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING) ♪
924
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:57,757
Don't worry.
Junior will be back in a bit.
925
00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:58,884
I've missed you.
926
00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,100
Hey there, comrade.
927
00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,436
Here comes the funny.
928
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:15,859
♪ (WHIMSICAL SWING
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
929
00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:22,490
♪ I'm gettin' marriedIn the mornin' ♪
930
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:27,078
♪ Ding dong!The bells are gonna chime ♪
931
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:31,082
♪ Pull out the stopperLet's have a whopper ♪
932
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:36,129
♪ But get me to the churchOn time! ♪
933
00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:38,757
♪ I've gotta be thereIn the mornin' ♪
934
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,759
CHOIR:
♪ She's getting married! ♪
935
00:53:40,842 --> 00:53:43,345
♪ Spruced upAnd lookin' in my prime ♪
936
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:44,930
CHOIR: ♪ Looking in her prime! ♪
937
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:49,184
♪ Boys, come and kiss meShow how you'll miss me ♪
938
00:53:49,267 --> 00:53:53,188
♪ But get me to the churchOn time! ♪
939
00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:57,567
♪ If I am dancingRoll up the floor ♪
940
00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:03,239
♪ If I am whistling...me out the door! ♪
941
00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,869
♪ For I'm gettin' marriedIn the morning ♪
942
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:11,414
♪ Ding dong!The bells are gonna chime ♪
943
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:12,916
CHOIR: ♪ Ding-ding ding dong! ♪
944
00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:16,252
♪ Kick up a rumpusBut don't lose the compass ♪
945
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:19,005
♪ And get me to the church ♪
946
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,674
♪ Get me to the church ♪
947
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:25,804
-♪ For Pete's sakeGet me to the church ♪
-(MOUTHING LYRICS)
948
00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:30,058
♪ On time... ♪
949
00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:34,270
(ALL APPLAUDING)
950
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:43,863
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
951
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,742
No, but it's too weird.
It's a weird idea,
952
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,536
me coming to see you
now and then.
953
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:52,288
I mean, I'm just him.
954
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:54,457
I'm just basically the guy
who got a vasectomy.
955
00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:58,128
Not yet you're not.
956
00:55:01,297 --> 00:55:07,262
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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