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welcome back!
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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What did you do over break?
- Hi.
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- Oh, it was so awesome.
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Me and abed played
this video game.
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It is so dope.
It's a whole city.
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- You can drive anywhere.
- You can rent an apartment.
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- You could do your taxes.
- But don't get audited
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'cause that's bad.
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- You could even enroll
in community college.
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- Right now it sounds
as boring as real life,
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But it is not.
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- Vacations are wasted
on the young.
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You guys gotta get out there
and see the world at some point
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Or you're gonna miss
your entire lives.
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- Where did you go, britta?
- Amsterdam, I think.
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I'll know more
when I find my camera.
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- Guess what happened
to me.
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- Oh, pierce,
you became a grandfather?
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- No, I became even cooler.
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These ironic tee shirts
are all the rage.
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- Let's get one thing
straight.
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I wish I was still
a lawyer.
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I'm only here because
I'm hot for britta,
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And I don't want to be
anybody's friend.
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Just kidding.
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Bring it in here,
ya knuckleheads!
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You know, I gotta say
I took a look back
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At the guy I was
last semester,
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And I realized
that guy was a drag.
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- No...
- Aww...
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- Good to hear you
admit it, jeff.
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- No, the truth is
this is a new semester,
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A new jeff.
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Greendale is where I am,
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And I am gonna make
the best of it.
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- That is nice.
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- You're like hawkeye on
m.A.S.H.
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He kept his upbeat humor
and charm
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Even in the 11th year
of the korean war.
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- Yeah, well, don't go changing
too much, jeff.
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I think we all like you
just the way you were.
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- Well, I appreciate that,
but--
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Did you just teleport here?
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- No, I snuck in
during the group hug.
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You guys don't
remember me?
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Buddy...From spanish class?
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- I've never seen you before
in my life.
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- I've seen buddy before.
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He sits in the corner
next to the dead plant.
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- Thank you, abed.
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Sometimes I have a tendency
to melt into the background.
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It's just my body type.
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But I definitely know
you guys
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From watching you all
last semester grow together.
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- "f." "f"-minus.
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- Did you say "s"?
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- He said "f."
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- Who cheated?
- I did it.
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- Britta cheated?
But why?
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- Gimme back my bra,
annie.
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- I'm not even wearing a bra.
- Oh!
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- I don't even care
who wins.
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- What?
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- I sleep a lot in class.
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That one might have been
a dream.
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- Well, buddy,
as you know,
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We haven't had
spanish class yet.
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So this meeting was more
just for catching up...
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Between friends.
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- I heard that.
Let's do it!
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- Well--
- so--sorry, britta.
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I'll go first.
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Uh, I'm sure you guys have
a natural rapport and timing,
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And, you know, you're scared
that adding a new member
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Might throw everything off
of its natural...
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- ⪠I can't count the reasons
I should stay âª
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- ...Rhythm.
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I feel like I know
you guys already.
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So you know, let me in.
Just tell me the rules,
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And I will follow.
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- Well, you already broke
the only rule I have.
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The rule about worrying
about rules.
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- That's what I'm saying too!
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Yeah!
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⪠spanish studyin' is better âª
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⪠when you're buddyin' âª
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⪠around, yeah âª
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- Excuse me,
I received a text message
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About free sephora samples.
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- Ha ha!
It was me.
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Sorry about the ruse,
but I have something better
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Than exfoliating soap
to rub on you.
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An opportunity.
Mm.
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As you can see,
I am resurrecting
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The greendale gazette
journal mirror!
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And we need a student editor.
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Someone with real
world savvy
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That extends beyond
how to huff the ink.
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- Actually, dean, I'm resolved
to spend this semester
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Being more...
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- This would be your office.
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- Relaxed...And awesome.
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This is the first desk
I've seen in six months
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That doesn't have
"zeppelin rules" carved into it.
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- And you get
an english credit.
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- Well, that ain't bad neither.
I'm in.
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- Guys, meet your new editor!
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Mr. Winger is very excited
to help you bring a voice
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Back to the campus.
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- Jeff, I need
to take your picture.
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- We got it.
- Okay.
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You guys knock yourselves out!
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- This is my article on
the school's new water heater.
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- You got chops, kid,
but we need your talent
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On a bigger story.
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Pizza wars--who's got
the best slice in town?
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Start with big nick's.
Bring us a large, with sausage.
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You. I heard a rumor
that riley's liquor is
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Selling to underage students.
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I need an undercover expose.
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Find out how much
they'll sell you
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Of anything cold
and imported.
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- You expect me
to watch you do that
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Without telling on you?
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- That's a hard-hitting
question, annie.
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Are you a reporter?
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- No, they've got me editing
the crossword
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Because I'm a girl.
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And because I love crosswords.
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- Well, now you love
the streets.
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You're my ace news hound.
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- Ace? You can do that?
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- We can do anything we want.
It's greendale.
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Now go find me that story.
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- This character reboot is
really gelling for you, jeff.
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That was all classic hawkeye.
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Sending soldiers out
for liquor.
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Slyly sidestepping
the problematic scrutiny
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Of annie "hot lips" edison.
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I should build you a still
for making hawkeye martinis.
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- Of all your pop culture
fixations,
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This is one I can
work with, abed.
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- Call me radar.
- When you've earned it.
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Now, I know the news
of senor chang's death
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Over winter break
was a shock to us all.
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But we should take comfort
in the fact
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That he did not suffer
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When his moped hit the side
of that arby's.
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- So sad.
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But best semester ever.
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Feliz ano nueva, chicas!
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beat it. All right.
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That was a professional
actress.
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I am a man
who can never die.
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And this has been
your first taste
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Of spanish 1-0- dos--
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The semester I get inside
your cabesas!
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⪠âª
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- I saw that coming.
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- Hey, guys,
see you in study group.
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Hoo-ah!
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Ah!
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- Uh, jeff, can he really
just decide he's one of us?
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- He throws off our balance.
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We've got three chicks,
three dudes,
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And now two weirdos.
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Sorry, abed.
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- Not all weirdos are bad.
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But he might be
a puckish agent of change
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That changes our lives
for the better
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Through a musical montage.
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- Or he could have
a row of jars
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Waiting for our genitals.
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- Yo, I need my genitals.
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- You know who
you guys sound like?
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Me, from last semester.
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Cynical, elitist,
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Rakishly good-looking.
- Thank you.
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- Well, we should at least
get together
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To talk about
membership policies, right?
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- Hey, don't ask me.
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Dealing with problems
ain't my job no more.
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My new job is hanging out,
having fun,
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And cracking wise.
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- Oh, it must be nice.
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Suppose I decide
that's my job.
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- 'cause you're hilarious!
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- Jeff, I hope you've got
an army of raisins
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Because I've got
a major scoop.
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In October,
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There was a free toni braxton
concert on the quad.
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- You don't need
to remind me.
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- And when a last-minute mix-up
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Shifted the show time
by an hour,
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An anonymous text message
went out
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Alerting students
of the change.
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- Okay.
- Not okay.
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Because the text message
was sent exclusively
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To black students...
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And one french kid named lebron.
That's profiling.
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This is front-page juice.
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Just gotta find out
who sent the text.
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- Have you called the number
that sent it?
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- Well...Nobody's that stupid,
right?
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- Aw...
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Hello? Um...
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wrong number.
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No, that--
that was a good cover.
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- So whoever it is
keeps hanging up,
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But he can't hide forever.
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- Annie the reporter.
Good times.
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Listen up.
I just want to say
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Thank you guys real much--
much--real much? Duh!
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Thank you guys very much
for this.
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It's a dream come true.
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Oh...
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- Now let's study
some spanish.
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- So for the essay,
we conjugate...
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- Conjugate.
Conjugal visit!
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lame.
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Okay, stick and move.
Stick and move.
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- Okay, so for the essay
portion...
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- ⪠annie got an essay portion âª
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⪠annie gonna move
her luscious fanny âª
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⪠all day long âª
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- Hey, buddy can sing,
you guys.
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Wow, that's great.
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Annie's pretty young.
We try not to sexualize her.
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- I'm sorry. Whoa!
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Okay, look, I--
you know what,
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It's your study group,
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And I don't know
if you perceive it
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As something that could
be improved,
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But I do have some ideas.
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Here's the one right here.
Boom.
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I was thinking, as a group,
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We could start saying,
"you go, girl."
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Not in a way that's,
you know,
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"oh, I'm so cool saying
"you go, girl."
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But in a way that
we're kinda winking at it.
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Bottom line, you guys need
a chubby, agile guy.
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Did anyone see paul blart:
Marl co--
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I'm like that, okay?
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I'm fat and I'm...
Physical, okay?
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And I'm strong. Hmm?
And I can kick.
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- Oh!
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Ow...Oh...
- Ooh, sorry.
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Jeff--
- no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
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It's just a little nosebleed.
252
00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:58,544
I get 'em when it's dry
253
00:09:58,611 --> 00:10:00,245
And when my face
gets kicked.
254
00:10:00,313 --> 00:10:01,980
- I'll get some paper towels.
255
00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,118
- Did someone say something
about a meeting
256
00:10:07,185 --> 00:10:09,653
To discuss member policy?
257
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,180
Well, I think it's obvious
to everyone
258
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,382
That this buddy fellow
has a few froot loops loose.
259
00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:18,616
So I think no matter
what we do,
260
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,918
We gotta do it with grace
and caution.
261
00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:22,719
- I say we keep buddy
in the group.
262
00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:24,387
- What?
263
00:10:24,455 --> 00:10:25,521
- I've given it a lot of
thought, and frankly
264
00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:27,456
I like his
in-your-face style.
265
00:10:27,524 --> 00:10:29,124
- I can't stop thinking
about his high kick.
266
00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:31,325
His ratio of girth
to hip flexibility
267
00:10:31,393 --> 00:10:32,926
Is mesmerizing.
268
00:10:32,994 --> 00:10:35,161
- I like his idea of ironically
saying "you go, girl."
269
00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:36,695
- You go, girl.
- You go, girl.
270
00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:38,896
- Wait, so you kick high enough
and you get in the group?
271
00:10:38,964 --> 00:10:40,164
- If we're going to add
people,
272
00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:41,898
I really think we should
consider my friend gary.
273
00:10:41,966 --> 00:10:42,999
- I'm sorry, shirley,
274
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:45,234
Your friend gary is
so boring.
275
00:10:45,302 --> 00:10:46,870
- He was raised in finland.
276
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,339
He doesn't get our humor.
277
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,473
- Well, if we're gonna
add a chair
278
00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:52,145
For every bong-ripping
good-time charlie
279
00:10:52,213 --> 00:10:53,714
With a song in his heart,
280
00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:55,316
I move we institute hazing.
281
00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:57,484
- Well, in the right stuff,
the novel by tom wolfe--
282
00:10:57,552 --> 00:10:58,718
- This is why we need
new blood.
283
00:10:58,786 --> 00:11:00,386
I'm so bored of you
pop culture references
284
00:11:00,454 --> 00:11:01,854
And your cigarette-legged
jeans.
285
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,690
- My friend gary wears nothing
but loose-fitting jeans.
286
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:07,025
- Gary is off the table.
He is a buzz kill.
287
00:11:07,093 --> 00:11:08,994
- He grew up in a land
without sun!
288
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:12,697
- Why don't you like
my tight jeans?
289
00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:14,331
- Take a vote.
290
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:15,332
- They'll probably
vote him in.
291
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,700
- They won't.
292
00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:19,670
- Guys, guys,
let's take a vote.
293
00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:21,805
- Secret vote.
Everybody cover your eyes.
294
00:11:23,674 --> 00:11:25,942
- We won't know the result.
- Well, say your vote out loud.
295
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,443
- We'll know each other's
voices.
296
00:11:27,511 --> 00:11:28,845
- Troy's got a point.
297
00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:30,380
- Holy crap. Wow.
298
00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:32,348
It says here some guy
in seattle went nuts
299
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:33,917
And killed his entire
driver's ed class
300
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,852
With a meat tenderizer.
301
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,223
- Oh, no.
We have to be careful.
302
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:43,559
- Okay...
On the count of three,
303
00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:45,628
Everybody who wants
to keep buddy out,
304
00:11:45,696 --> 00:11:48,130
Raise your hand.
305
00:11:54,938 --> 00:11:56,205
- You lied about the guy
in seattle
306
00:11:56,273 --> 00:11:59,108
With the meat tenderizer.
307
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,810
You put your thumb
on the scale.
308
00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:02,945
But you did it with a smile,
309
00:12:03,012 --> 00:12:04,813
And you did it
so you could keep smiling.
310
00:12:04,881 --> 00:12:05,814
You're hawkeye.
311
00:12:05,882 --> 00:12:07,883
- And with buddy gone,
312
00:12:07,951 --> 00:12:10,052
Staying that way will be
a lot easier.
313
00:12:10,119 --> 00:12:12,054
- I am not racist!
314
00:12:12,121 --> 00:12:14,322
I had 20 minutes
to let people know
315
00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:15,791
That toni braxton was
starting early
316
00:12:15,858 --> 00:12:19,695
And 273 text messages left
before my rate tripled.
317
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:21,496
Racial profiling
may not be right,
318
00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:22,831
But it can be economical.
319
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,933
- Tell me, dean, when I refer
to you in my article,
320
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,635
Would you prefer "imbecile"
or "incompetent?"
321
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,970
- I prefer "incompetent,"
but what I really want--
322
00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:30,304
- It doesn't matter
what you want.
323
00:12:30,372 --> 00:12:32,840
The people want the truth.
I have to give it to them.
324
00:12:32,908 --> 00:12:36,644
And I won't let anyone
stand in my way.
325
00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,445
- Excuse me.
326
00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:41,114
- Okay.
- Thank you.
327
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:42,816
Jeffrey, I am the least
racist person in the world.
328
00:12:42,884 --> 00:12:47,120
My best friend when I was
six years old was a black man.
329
00:12:47,188 --> 00:12:48,955
Look, I've learned my lesson.
I've got unlimited texting now.
330
00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:51,857
But if she runs that story,
I will lose this job.
331
00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:54,592
And this job is my life.
332
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,661
She listens to you.
333
00:12:56,729 --> 00:13:00,765
- Well, next time we're both
hanging out having fun
334
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:04,701
I could try cracking wise
about it with her.
335
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:05,869
- You do what you think
is right.
336
00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:16,944
⪠âª
337
00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:18,312
- That's enough.
- Okay.
338
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,546
- I'm just saying it's not
exactly watergate.
339
00:13:20,614 --> 00:13:22,148
I mean, you like the dean.
340
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,782
He's trying to help you
transfer.
341
00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:25,717
- Yeah, and this time
he might succeed.
342
00:13:25,784 --> 00:13:27,284
If this article breaks out,
343
00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:29,486
I can apply
for journalism scholarships.
344
00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:31,086
Nobody will care about
my time in rehab
345
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:32,154
If they think I'm a writer.
346
00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:34,121
- Annie,
as your upbeat friend,
347
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,655
I gotta say let this go.
348
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:39,124
- This is greendale, jeff.
We can do whatever we want.
349
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:53,106
- Didn't anyone tell buddy
he was out?
350
00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:54,375
- I guess we thought
you would.
351
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,515
- Milord, milady.
You missed my apology song.
352
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:02,916
- Yeah, I'll tell 'em
about it later.
353
00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:05,217
- Jeff...
354
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:07,719
I am so sorry about
the other day.
355
00:14:07,787 --> 00:14:12,624
- Buddy, yesterday
the group took a vote.
356
00:14:15,328 --> 00:14:18,663
- And you seem to have
figured out the rest of it.
357
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:25,969
Was it the high kick?
Was it "you go, girl"?
358
00:14:26,037 --> 00:14:27,904
Oh, you guys think
you're so cool.
359
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,372
- No, we don't think
we're cool at all.
360
00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:30,439
- A little bit.
361
00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:32,775
- I put myself out there
for you!
362
00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:37,045
I laid my soul bare!
363
00:14:37,113 --> 00:14:40,181
I made you guys lemon squares
with free-range eggs
364
00:14:40,249 --> 00:14:41,782
That I baked
with my own hands.
365
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:43,717
- Maybe a little less sugar
next time.
366
00:14:43,785 --> 00:14:45,886
- Well, I'm not leaving.
367
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:50,123
- Oh, come on.
Be relaxed, like me.
368
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,291
Leave.
- You're not relaxed.
369
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,359
You're an uptight
puppet master,
370
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,360
And these are all
your little puppets.
371
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:03,600
- Buddy, just be reasonable
and go.
372
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:06,236
Make me...Hitler.
373
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,805
- Okay, so since buddy's
not leaving,
374
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,074
He'll just be the person who
we wish wasn't here
375
00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:13,275
While we study.
376
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:16,077
Try getting that deal
from hitler. Shall we?
377
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:22,750
- I'm studying with you.
- No, you're not.
378
00:15:22,817 --> 00:15:24,651
Everyone stop studying.
379
00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:26,286
- Okay.
380
00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:29,188
- You're not in the group.
381
00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:32,657
- Okay, then go study
somewhere else.
382
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:35,326
Hola, mi amigo.
383
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,462
Donde estas la bibliota?
384
00:15:51,307 --> 00:15:54,075
No, no.
No, no, no, no!
385
00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:55,610
No, no, no!
386
00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:57,411
No, I want to study spanish!
387
00:15:57,479 --> 00:15:59,647
No!
388
00:15:59,715 --> 00:16:02,750
Noooooooooo!
389
00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:10,690
Ah, I hate you!
390
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:14,427
I hate your study group!
I hate it!
391
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,963
You suck! Aah...
392
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:19,698
I hate you!
393
00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:24,969
- And you are not running
that story!
394
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:28,172
- Why not?
- Because I said so!
395
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,809
Does anybody have a problem
with how that was handled?
396
00:16:31,877 --> 00:16:33,411
- It's exactly the way
I would have done it, jeff.
397
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:42,365
- Who are you kidding, abed?
398
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,734
I just dragged a screaming,
crying man
399
00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:47,903
Out of a library
with his pants down.
400
00:16:47,971 --> 00:16:50,772
No. Martinis are for hawkeyes.
401
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,942
I'm the same uptight jerk
I was last semester.
402
00:16:58,079 --> 00:17:00,580
- Jeff, what's your favorite
episode of m.A.S.H.?
403
00:17:00,648 --> 00:17:03,616
- The one with, uh,
the army.
404
00:17:03,684 --> 00:17:05,551
- That's what I thought.
405
00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:07,420
If you'd ever actually seen
the show,
406
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:08,421
You'd know that hawkeye
doesn't just bed nurses
407
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,655
And drink martinis.
408
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:10,923
He also had blood
sprayed on his face
409
00:17:10,991 --> 00:17:12,825
And barked orders
when the choppers came in.
410
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:15,628
If he didn't,
people died.
411
00:17:15,695 --> 00:17:17,696
He was a leader, jeff.
That's your job.
412
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:20,265
- Ooh.
What's in it for me?
413
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,533
- Hey...
414
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:24,870
- Annie, I'm sorry that
I yelled.
415
00:17:24,937 --> 00:17:26,871
- I'm glad you did.
416
00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:28,874
It didn't even really
occur to me what I was doing
417
00:17:28,942 --> 00:17:32,478
Until I saw how upset
you were.
418
00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:33,945
And I never want to be
the reason you're mad
419
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:39,451
Because...
You're jeff winger.
420
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:43,054
So...Thanks...
For getting mad.
421
00:17:43,122 --> 00:17:46,524
- Well, it was nothing.
422
00:17:48,962 --> 00:17:50,629
I guess that's
the upside, isn't it?
423
00:17:58,907 --> 00:18:02,411
Thank you...Radar.
424
00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:04,547
- Ooh, you made me so happy
I just peed a little.
425
00:18:07,284 --> 00:18:09,051
- I don't think violence
is the answer
426
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,052
When we make decisions
about--
427
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,153
- Oh!
428
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,888
- Hi, guys.
429
00:18:12,955 --> 00:18:14,823
- Hi, buddy.
Can you, um...
430
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,192
- Excuse us...
431
00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:20,130
- For one...
Crazy stalker?
432
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,404
- Listen up.
433
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,840
We outnumber this guy
six to one.
434
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,077
Annie, you flash your breasts
as a decoy for the bum rush.
435
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,945
- Pierce!
- Don't be upset.
436
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,248
I didn't pick you as a decoy
'cause your breasts are so old.
437
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,283
- Why is he even here?
Hello.
438
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,118
- I invited him.
439
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,125
Buddy's crime is thinking
we're cool.
440
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,727
But I get it.
441
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,329
I mean, if I were him
442
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,364
And I missed out
on you guys,
443
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:54,067
I'd be sitting
in that classroom,
444
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:57,070
Watching, wondering.
445
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,906
So how can I exclude someone
from something
446
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,741
That I'm so lucky to have?
447
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,110
- Oh...
448
00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:06,447
- I say we let him in.
449
00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:10,551
Hi, buddy.
450
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:13,053
Welcome to the group.
451
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,488
- Oh, yes!
452
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,089
You will not regret this.
453
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,659
- There he is.
454
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,894
Speak of the devil,
he's right there.
455
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,964
- Hey, buddy.
- Hmm?
456
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:28,131
- The group thought about
what you said.
457
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:30,500
We took a vote, and you're in.
458
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:34,337
- Oh ho, no way!
I'm in the cool group?
459
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:35,571
- Look at him.
460
00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:37,905
It's like christmas morning
for the guy.
461
00:19:37,973 --> 00:19:39,340
Welcome.
462
00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:42,075
- Oh...This is--
463
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:45,044
Oh, this is awkward.
464
00:19:45,111 --> 00:19:47,446
You guys were my safe date.
465
00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:49,547
- Hey, buddy, you don't have
to worry about them.
466
00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:51,082
You're with us now.
Come on.
467
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,451
- Ha ha! Boom!
468
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:56,353
- I love the kicks.
- He's amazing!
469
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:57,688
- The kicks are the best.
470
00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,289
He's just got that kind of--
471
00:19:59,357 --> 00:20:01,825
You know when
some people have it...
472
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:06,927
- And that, ladies
and gentlemen,
473
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,495
Is why I voted to keep him.
474
00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:10,096
- It would have been nice
to have
475
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:11,497
Another person
in the group.
476
00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,231
- I'll call gary.
477
00:20:13,232 --> 00:20:21,083
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