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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:04,301 Yeah, I said I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling too hot. 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:06,703 You're sneezing. You could do that in a movie theater. 3 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:08,569 Yeah, and I'll be in a nice soft chair when I collapse. 4 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:09,767 I'm exhausted, babe. 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,310 Oh, come on. We're gonna be late. 6 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,175 Episode Four never comes to the big screen. 7 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:15,304 This is the pre-Lucasized version, remember? 8 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:16,940 None of that Greedo shooting first crap. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,006 Go without me. 10 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:19,108 What are you talking about? 11 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,210 You love Star Wars. 12 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,481 Don't you? 13 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:23,715 Ben? 14 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:24,916 Since when? 15 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:28,324 Since just before I started pretending I loved it. 16 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,556 I'm sorry. I was just trying to be supportive. 17 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,530 Fine. I'll go alone. 18 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:49,304 Baby, I'm sorry. Me, too. 19 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,213 I'm so woozy I can hardly think. 20 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:52,342 We'll hang out at home. 21 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,818 No, you should go. 22 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:57,353 Did you just feel something? 23 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:58,721 Feel? Like what? 24 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,850 Is there an earthquake? In New Jersey? 25 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:02,189 Oh, God. What? 26 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,254 I think I'm, like, hallucinating. 27 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:12,102 Call 911. 28 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,455 Twenty-six year old female, gas main exploded under her building, 29 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,426 she was pulled out of the rubble after six hours. 30 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,836 Two surgeries for multiple fractures and burns. 31 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,372 I'm thinking the broken bones 32 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,466 are a response to the building falling on her head. 33 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,440 And the fever? 34 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,881 She's the only collapse victim whose body temperature was... 35 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:06,679 Put her on antipyretics. 36 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:14,015 Already have. The fever is holding at 104. 37 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,185 Fluctuating consciousness. 38 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:17,752 Can't take the case. I don't have a team. 39 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:18,819 So hire a team. 40 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,661 What for? I don't have a case. 41 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,325 Have you even interviewed anybody? 42 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,199 You test-drive a car before you buy it. 43 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,635 You have sex before you get married. 44 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,697 I can't hire a team based on a 10-minute interview. 45 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:30,833 What if I don't like having sex with them? 46 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,553 You've spent the last two weeks doing absolutely nothing. 47 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:43,646 Concert is over. 48 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,884 In what twisted universe 49 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:49,052 does mastering Eddie Van Halen's two-handed arpeggio technique 50 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,221 count as "absolutely nothing"? 51 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,822 Take the case, or you will spend the next month 52 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,869 helping the collapse team change bandages. 53 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:03,335 I diagnose her alone, by the end of the day, you go away for a week. 54 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:06,840 Done. 55 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:14,842 It's not gonna work. 56 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,548 If he solves the case, we cure the girl. 57 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,181 And prove he doesn't need a team. 58 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,089 He's not gonna solve the case. Not that fast. 59 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,024 Why not? Because he needs a team. 60 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,084 And this will prove to him... 61 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:24,527 Wanna change his mind about something? 62 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:28,192 You need a more convincing argument than "you promised. " 63 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:30,733 Fever? 64 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:34,637 Non-responsive to antibiotics, antipyretics. 65 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,642 Fluctuating consciousness. 66 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:38,972 Go! 67 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,944 You talking to me? 68 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,780 Yes. 69 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:54,158 Imagine that the roof of the storage closet 70 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,889 collapses on your favorite floor buffer, 71 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,157 which then starts overheating. 72 00:04:58,264 --> 00:04:59,822 Why would I have a favorite floor buffer? 73 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,491 Okay. 74 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,003 Maybe the electrical works got banged up in there 75 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:07,663 from stuff falling on it? 76 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,264 Hmm. Interesting. 77 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,937 Brain damage, leading to hypothalamic dysregulation. 78 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,509 Nah. 79 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,106 If you're brought in covered in rubble, it's all about the MRls. 80 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:20,778 We'd have seen that. Come on! Gotta earn that fiver. 81 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:23,481 Or stuff leaked in the holes, messing it up. 82 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:26,820 Lacerations lead to multiple portals for infection. 83 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,087 Bacterial would have responded to the antibiotics. 84 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,959 It's too high for viral. 85 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:33,157 Parasites or fungus is possible. 86 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,858 Or maybe lupus? 87 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:39,938 My grandma has lupus. 88 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:44,800 Okay. Auto immune, I'll run a lupus panel. Infection fits best. 89 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,675 A complete history would be helpful, 90 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,907 which leads to the worst part of the job, 91 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,483 dealing with the floor buffer's family. 92 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,886 We talked every couple of weeks. 93 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,582 But Ben would know better than I. 94 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,684 No farms, no travel anywhere weird. 95 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,319 You get that, Dr. Buffer? 96 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,130 No travel, no farm. 97 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,827 The file says she was sick before the building collapsed. 98 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,494 Yeah, I figured it was just a cold. 99 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,833 Why, do you think it's related? 100 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:16,272 Her being sick and her being sick? Often is. 101 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,106 She was unconscious when I found her. 102 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,274 We'd been fighting. 103 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,508 I just want to... 104 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,346 Just tell me she's gonna be okay. 105 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,409 I'm not even sure if you're gonna be okay. 106 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,759 We're gonna make her all better. 107 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,419 Show off. 108 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,796 You ought to be nicer to people. 109 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,801 Where are we going? 110 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,598 You know how the laughter of little children is infectious? 111 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,900 Well, parasites and fungi are even more so. 112 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,408 We're gonna find out which one is making her brain bubble over. 113 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:51,534 Where, the building? 114 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:54,102 EPA's doing that job for us, they say it's clean. 115 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:57,410 Which means we're making a pilgrimage to Castle Blackberry. 116 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,781 Her name's Bradberry. I should've asked them for keys. 117 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:03,287 No need, I'm sure we can find a large rock somewhere. 118 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,624 I'm not breaking into somebody's house. 119 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,124 I got principles. 120 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,294 I got some loose change here says you don't. 121 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,230 I'm not doing this 122 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,332 for less than $50. 123 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,576 Where's the restaurant? 124 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:26,942 What restaurant? 125 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,311 The one you said you were taking me to for lunch? 126 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,679 Oh! Uh... 127 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,445 This one's homier. 128 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,243 Dibs on the cold pizza! 129 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:43,089 I'm sure it looked easier on YouTube. 130 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,492 Oops! 131 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,541 Yeah. You don't need a team. 132 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,543 You can't even get arrested without company. 133 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:03,672 You're right. Only one solution, never replace them, ever. 134 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,316 Do you need help? 135 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:09,149 Yeah, yeah. Patronize the poor cripple. 136 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,412 Ow. 137 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,185 Let me get that. I got it. 138 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:14,885 Will you just let me get it? 139 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,990 I'll check the bedroom. 140 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:29,466 There's some interesting mold on the windowsill here. 141 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,510 It's gonna take me a while. 142 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,636 I'll cover the bathroom. 143 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,644 She had a secret diary. 144 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,516 Is there any other kind? 145 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,385 What are you doing? 146 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,947 There's a sale on liquid Tide. 147 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,216 If you're broke, 148 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,956 I could lend you a tiny bit of the money I owe you. 149 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,463 No, no. I wouldn't put you in that position. 150 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,261 What does the diary say? 151 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,528 Basically a list of her sexual encounters, 152 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,401 boys, girls, vibrating appliances... 153 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,633 If it was, you'd be quoting, not summarizing. 154 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:38,209 It's just a parade of sad banalities. 155 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,303 "I can hardly get out of bed. Feeling blue. " 156 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,645 Then, three months ago, turns into a parade of happy banalities. 157 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,776 "It's starting to turn the corner. Job's looking up. " 158 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,754 We can stop swabbing. Her clichés are getting healthier. 159 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:54,554 Or she's less depressed. Aren't there pills that do that? 160 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:55,992 Anti-depressants don't cause fever. 161 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,520 Not on their own. But the ER didn't know she was on MAO inhibitors, 162 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,591 so they gave her Demerol, that's a nasty combo. 163 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,932 So, all you have to do is convince this kid 164 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,995 that his girlfriend had a secret doctor, 165 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,974 and a secret stash and a secret life. 166 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,344 It's been a while since a patient took a swing at you. Can I watch? 167 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,471 I only have to convince the mother. 168 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,319 Actually, I don't have to convince anyone. 169 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,622 This is total crap. If she was seeing a psychiatrist, I'd know. 170 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,248 If she was on drugs, I'd know. 171 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:29,957 Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms so we can start the dialysis. 172 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,294 But why anti-depressants? I don't understand. 173 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,930 Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms so we can start the dialysis. 174 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,095 Stop saying that. 175 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,867 Dr. Buffer, what is going on? What aren't you telling us? 176 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,768 He's a janitor? 177 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,869 More significantly, a blabbermouth. 178 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,606 House, shut up. 179 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:55,014 I am very sorry how Dr. House handled this. It is completely unforgivable. 180 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:01,019 Except if he's right. Dialysis will filter her blood. 181 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,355 There's nothing to filter. 182 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:03,854 Save her life. 183 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,225 She wasn't depressed. 184 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,390 I'm miserable around Ben. 185 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:13,638 Not me, I like Ben. February 12th. 186 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,541 Either she's depressed or she just thinks you're a jerk. 187 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,133 Neither suggests that you should be the one 188 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,611 directing her medical treatment. 189 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,172 Does the diary say my daughter's taking these drugs? 190 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,239 No, but medically... 191 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,807 Did you find drugs in their home? 192 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,979 She's probably hiding them in her purse. 193 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,218 I thought it'd be rude to go searching under a thousand tons of rubble. 194 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:33,586 This was months ago. We were in a fight. 195 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,819 It doesn't mean she's depressed 196 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,191 and it doesn't mean she doesn't love me. 197 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,889 Fine. Maybe the diary proves nothing. 198 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:41,228 On the other hand, half the country's on anti-depressants 199 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,927 and it fits her symptoms perfectly. 200 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,741 No ring on your daughter's finger means you make the decisions. 201 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:57,205 I'm not sure that I know her well enough anymore. 202 00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,946 You really wanna risk her life on how well he knows her? 203 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,595 Wilson, you idiot. 204 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,536 Listen carefully, and no one will get hurt. 205 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,267 You must follow the instructions. 206 00:12:56,008 --> 00:13:00,911 Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies, 207 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,505 or Cuddy, will be met with the... 208 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,611 And a large Coke, no ice. 209 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,845 Give it back. What happened? 210 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,318 Did someone kidnap your guitar, 211 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:19,193 a $12,0001967 Flying V or something? 212 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,356 Where'd you hide it? 213 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,629 I'm flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant. 214 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,670 Yeah. It takes a... 215 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,001 It takes a criminal mastermind 216 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:32,168 to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall. 217 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,269 What do you want? 218 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,973 Me? Nothing. 219 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:39,484 But I'm sure the kidnapper wants whatever a kidnapper wants. 220 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,680 To see you interview five to seven well-qualified fellowship candidates. 221 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,380 I don't need a team. 222 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,651 You were bouncing ideas off a janitor. 223 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,283 And solved the case! 224 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,862 Hi. I'm Dr. Cuddy. 225 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,028 If you can hear what I'm saying, blink once. 226 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,338 You can't talk right now. You have a tube down your throat. 227 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,675 And try not to move your head. You've been in a terrible accident, 228 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,510 but it looks like you will have no permanent injuries. 229 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,347 You've had a bad fever, but it's gone now. 230 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,717 I've been here the whole time, honey. Okay? I'm not leaving. 231 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,083 This is very important. 232 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:21,182 I need you to blink one for yes, twice for no. 233 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,060 Were you seeing a psychiatrist? 234 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,497 Were you on MAO inhibitors, the anti-depressant? 235 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,699 Megan, it's okay. It doesn't matter, okay? I love you. 236 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,708 Honey? Honey, what's wrong? 237 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,004 Megan, are you all right? 238 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,102 What's happening? Are we upsetting her? 239 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,271 Heart is beating too fast. Get the family out of here. 240 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,473 Megan? 241 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,573 Megan! Charging to 200. 242 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,548 Meg. Meg! Megan! 243 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,345 Clear! 244 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:01,130 We shocked her back into sinus rhythm, but she's still tachycardic. 245 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:05,260 Fascinating. Equally fascinating is, why are you here? 246 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,362 I was gonna leave you alone if you won the bet. 247 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,531 But you lost. 248 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,939 I explained the fever, which is all we were talking about. 249 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,803 She confirmed the anti-depressants. 250 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,246 Go bet with someone else if you wanna explain the heart problems. 251 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,874 She confirmed them by winking. 252 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,612 Maybe there was a cute guy across the room. 253 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,348 She got better when I treated her. Even I'm not that cute. 254 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,549 Two unrelated symptoms. Just a coincidence? 255 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,114 Or you're grasping at straws 256 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,217 to avoid admitting you can't do this on your own. 257 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,592 Fine. 258 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,496 What explains the fever and persistent tachycardia? 259 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,159 It could be anything. Endocarditis? 260 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,099 No. Fever, no infection. 261 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,638 Um... Keep going, you're doing great. 262 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,568 You win. 263 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,409 I don't believe you. I'm not gonna play this game. 264 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,312 Just give me the damn résumés. 265 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,018 And my guitar. 266 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,455 I don't have it. 267 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:03,785 Although I did hear some plangent strumming from under that couch earlier. 268 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,963 Wow. 269 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:15,370 This kidnapper isn't just bold. He's diabolical. 270 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,376 I guess he realized he probably shouldn't give it back to you 271 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,446 until after you've had the interviews. 272 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:40,622 Huh! 273 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,633 You didn't write anything. 274 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,864 So, what you're saying is, you didn't find that one big explanation 275 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,462 'cause there isn't one. Clever. 276 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,408 Well, let's just say your anti-depressant theory does explain the fever. 277 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,071 What about the heart? And don't say a building fell on her. 278 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,148 Okay. 279 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,517 A structure collapsed... Shut up. 280 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:03,316 Come on, it fits. Crushed musculature releases potassium, causes V-tach. 281 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,256 You'd think she'd get crush syndrome after she was crushed, 282 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,349 not two days later. 283 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:11,760 Microvascular occlusions, takes that long for the blood to reperfuse. 284 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,994 She'd have a baggy heart. Echo it to confirm. 285 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,401 Is crush syndrome good or bad? 286 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,501 Does it sound good? 287 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,068 I mean, compared to the other things it could be. 288 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,511 There are no other things it could be. 289 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,208 Then why are you testing her? 290 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,080 Excellent question. 291 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,886 What? What is it? 292 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,787 The heart's fine. 293 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,725 Why is she sweating? 294 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,719 Her fever's back. 295 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,288 Why would her fever be back? 296 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:48,990 I can't say. 297 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,729 You don't know? 298 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,295 Well, I know. I just can't say, 'cause you'll hit me. 299 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,241 Let's discuss this in front of witnesses. 300 00:17:58,377 --> 00:17:59,503 The DT's? 301 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,045 So, she's an alcoholic now? 302 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,877 Her first fever was from the medication for her depression. 303 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:04,973 Or you're wrong. 304 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,253 The second fever was from the self-medication for depression. 305 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,378 This is insane. 306 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,146 You don't think I would have noticed her being constantly drunk? 307 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,953 You were practically living with Sylvia Plath. You didn't notice that. 308 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,584 Tone it down or I will hit you. 309 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,425 Fine. I'll do liver enzyme tests. 310 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:22,399 Liver enzymes can also be elevated from musculoskeletal trauma. 311 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,902 They'd be there whether she had a drinking problem or not. 312 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,235 They don't know that. Just pretend to confirm. 313 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,296 What's the treatment? 314 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,568 She's not an alcoholic. 315 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,837 Hair of the dog. IV alcohol. 316 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,440 Taper it off after a few days. 317 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,504 She's sick and traumatized and half dead, 318 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,345 you wanna make her drunk? 319 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,816 Just do it. 320 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,977 You can't do this. We lived together. We were gonna have kids. 321 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,282 You barely even know her. 322 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,654 Apparently, neither did you. 323 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,342 Hello? 324 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,944 Hi, can I speak to Trevor Kaufman? 325 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,081 Yo, yo. This is Trev. What up? 326 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,322 This is Dr. Gregory House. Can you come in tomorrow to interview? 327 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,919 House? Are you serious? Awesome! 328 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,522 Hey, I got the House interview! 329 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,534 Oh, look at me, I got the House interview! 330 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,536 Shut up! Would you shut up? I'm so cool. 331 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:33,900 Hey, give me the phone back. 332 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,633 Give the phone back, seriously, man. 333 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,869 I got a page. 334 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:42,971 No, you didn't. 335 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,242 They called a code. 336 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,783 No, they didn't. 337 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,984 You got a page, but not from us. 338 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,030 Did you ever see Raid on Entebbe? 339 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,128 Yeah. 340 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,798 In the end they release the hostages. 341 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,637 How's that working for you? 342 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,199 The Ugandans played fair. 343 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,279 They didn't move the hostages on the Israelis. 344 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:19,040 Once again, I'm in awe of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance. 345 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,187 What is El Fuego Del Amor, and why do you need 10 of them? 346 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,125 It's a telenovela. 347 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,787 I'm learning Spanish. 348 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,723 Say adiós. 349 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,491 Are you erasing my TiVo? 350 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,692 House, not the season finale! 351 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,826 I don't negotiate with terrorists. 352 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,761 I smoke them out of their hidey-holes. 353 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,865 Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? 354 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,341 They terrorize. 355 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,037 Bring it on. 356 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:56,048 Fever's down. Sweating is abated. Heart's working fine. 357 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,684 I guess House was right, again. 358 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,350 That's good news, right? 359 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,450 It is good news. 360 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,392 So, what does this mean, she's an alcoholic? 361 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,760 There's no other explanation? 362 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,567 No, sorry. 363 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,398 It doesn't make any sense. 364 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:15,201 Dr. Cuddy, she's doing this thing with her mouth again. 365 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,034 It's been on and off for the last couple of hours. 366 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,046 Is she trying to talk? 367 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,211 No. 368 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,212 I think she's screaming. 369 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,124 Morning. 370 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,388 Huh! 371 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,020 Where did you come from? 372 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,759 Apes, if you believe the Democrats. 373 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,028 I heard you were there when I was proven right. 374 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,434 The alcohol treatment took away the heart and fever problems. 375 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,167 Yes, I was also there when you were proven wrong. 376 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,175 She'd been silently screaming for two hours. 377 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,145 Amylase and lipase are through the roof. She has pancreatitis. 378 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,148 IV alcohol could cause pancreatitis. 379 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,444 Okay. 380 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:09,888 You're not gonna argue with me? 381 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,155 No. 382 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,218 You think I'm right? 383 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,389 No. 384 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,363 Why not? No. 385 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,192 That's not really a yes or no question. 386 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,364 Which is why I'm not answering it. 387 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,738 If it's not the IV alcohol, it's gotta be... 388 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,400 Not interested. 389 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:27,943 If I'm wrong, 390 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:29,975 she's gonna die. 391 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:31,905 Are you sure you're still Dean of Medicine? 392 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,044 I'm not interested in arguing because I'm not interested in enabling you. 393 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:40,080 You need someone to bounce ideas off of. You need a team. 394 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,557 Don't follow me. 395 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,332 MAO inhibitor caused the fever, 396 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:51,960 alcohol caused the pancreatitis, 397 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,268 alcohol withdrawal caused the V-tach. 398 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,202 Your logic is irrefutable. 399 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:00,767 You're wrong. 400 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,778 Well, who are you gonna believe? A classic toy, 401 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,373 or a woman who, if she had any confidence in her ideas, 402 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:09,386 wouldn't feel the need to distract you with a water bra? 403 00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:11,183 Are you really just gonna treat the pancreatitis? 404 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,486 Are you here to enable me? 405 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,220 I don't want her to die because you're stubborn. 406 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:19,491 Wow. So, you can enable and rationalize at the same time. 407 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:20,656 Guess you are still Dean of Medicine. 408 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,597 If you're right, then this guy, 409 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:27,127 who's not an ass, who's not a workaholic, who's not a sociopath, 410 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,175 has somehow missed both her depression and severe alcoholism. 411 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:34,473 Yes. Imagine that, a couple with secrets! 412 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,672 Why would she lie? 413 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:40,183 Okay, alcoholism, you don't wanna advertise, but... 414 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:47,686 If you're right, there'd be an abnormality on the pancreas. 415 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,488 At least do an MRI to confirm. 416 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,475 Oh, my God! 417 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,717 This guy means business. 418 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:21,156 Or guys, could be multiple guys. 419 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,217 Or gal. Who knows? 420 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,532 All I can say is, this reeks of boldness. 421 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,363 I am not hiring a team. 422 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,302 You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? 423 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:40,173 Past the point it can handle the strain? 424 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,873 It makes this weird sound, 425 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,081 almost like a scream. 426 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,093 I thought this was gonna be fun. 427 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:05,761 I mess with you, you mess with me, eventually you give in. 428 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,903 But you've shown a startling lack of humor, which got me thinking. 429 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,067 Oh, God. 430 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,577 What's the real reason you won't hire a team? 431 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,374 I told you. I don't need a team. 432 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,416 Then hire three people and let them sit on their asses. 433 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,541 That wouldn't be right. 434 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,178 Three years ago, you hired a team. What's changed? 435 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:25,781 I've become a man of principle. I've gotten smarter. 436 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,586 What answer will make Socrates shut up? 437 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,422 What's changed is, you hired a team. 438 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,225 You connected with a team, you worked with a team 439 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,095 and you lost a team. 440 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,094 Damn. 441 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,295 There's no abnormalities in her pancreas. 442 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:43,773 You fall in love. You get married. 50º/º chance it'll end in misery. 443 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,604 Hiring employees can be even tougher, 444 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,406 because you know, eventually, they're gonna leave. 445 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,643 There's increased T2 signal on her hepatic capsule, 446 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,775 if you know what I mean. 447 00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,219 You got hurt. Get over it. 448 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,120 Now, if you'll excuse me, 449 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,321 my patient's about to start bleeding out of her mouth and anus. 450 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,439 Internal bleeding. 451 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:23,012 Not anymore. Now it's all over the place. 452 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:24,411 Why are you here? 453 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,013 That's my patient down there. 454 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,642 You're here because I'm here. 455 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,817 I am done enabling you. 456 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,818 I know. 457 00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:45,701 The alcohol didn't cause the pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did. 458 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,431 The question is, what caused the internal bleeding? 459 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:48,597 I hate myself. 460 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,607 You do know that the patient had a building lying on her. 461 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:51,664 Four days ago. 462 00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:53,040 Bleeding can start at any time. 463 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:54,442 She's bleeding from five different sites. 464 00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:56,343 Do you think they synchronized their watches? 465 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,177 She got Warfarin after her hip surgery. 466 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,717 It's designed to mess with bleeding patterns. 467 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,548 Fever, heart and bleeding. 468 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,986 Three problems, three completely different explanations. 469 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,047 She must be the unluckiest woman in the world. 470 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,388 I only cling to this crazy theory 471 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,520 because it's been proven right every step of the way. 472 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:12,722 Each treatment worked. 473 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,458 Yes. She looks perfectly healthy. 474 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:18,400 This much bleeding is a symptom of something more. 475 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:20,562 And you need a team, because you're wrong 476 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,367 and you're gonna kill this woman. 477 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:33,039 If I had a team, this patient would be dead, 478 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,779 because they'd be here instead of me 479 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:37,855 and they wouldn't notice the size of this woman's uterus. 480 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:47,394 Hi. How's it going? Mind if I observe? 481 00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:51,459 Got a big room up top with a big window just for that. 482 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:52,968 Stop that. 483 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,566 You wanna look at vaginas, there are websites for that. 484 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,370 You think I'm made of money? 485 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,306 Can you get him out of here? 486 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,975 Enlarged uterus means that she was recently pregnant. 487 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:10,043 She's a good liar, but I doubt she can hide a baby from her boyfriend. 488 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:17,655 Scraping in the uterus indicates that she had an abortion, 489 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:19,627 and nothing in her medical history. 490 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,289 Only one reason to hide an abortion. 491 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,129 Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't. 492 00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:24,292 She's bleeding everywhere. 493 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:27,394 Unless the guy was performing an abortion with a shotgun... 494 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:28,769 Stop enabling him. 495 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,635 It's not the abortion, it's what she did after. 496 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,506 The boyfriend would have noticed condoms, 497 00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:35,375 he would notice abstinence. 498 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,373 He would not notice the pill, 499 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,609 which means I don't need a team! 500 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:50,491 Hey, where's your mother in common law? 501 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:53,359 Dr. House, this is Doug McMurtry. 502 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,127 His girlfriend was working with Megan when... 503 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,696 She's dead? 504 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,499 She passed this morning. 505 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,564 Well, then why are you still here? 506 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:08,676 I need the old lady's consent to do some treatment. 507 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,645 What'd you find out? 508 00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:14,048 I wish I could tell you, but since you're not legally related... 509 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,052 What the hell did you find out? 510 00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:21,857 Your girlfriend had an abortion. 511 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:27,157 See why I didn't tell you? 512 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,227 I'd be insane to also tell you that she's on the pill. 513 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,165 No, she's not. 514 00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:37,503 If they'd known she was on it, 515 00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:40,738 they wouldn't have given her a blood thinner after her hip surgery. 516 00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:42,904 The combination caused the bleeding. 517 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,380 It's good news. It's treatable. 518 00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,747 Just give her Tamoxifen, which is normally a breast cancer... 519 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,183 That's not true. 520 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,319 We wanna have kids. 521 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,280 Hmm. 522 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,494 See, I already did the blood tests. 523 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:02,932 And either she lied to you, or her blood lied to us. 524 00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:13,908 Tell Megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay. 525 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:25,112 How're you doing? 526 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,782 I got cancer. 527 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:31,623 You're on an oncology ward. Everybody's got cancer. 528 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:33,094 You want sympathy, you ought to try 529 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,825 the hardly-anything- wrong-with-me ward. 530 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:37,959 In fact, why don't I take you there right now? 531 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,196 How sick are you? Can you walk? 532 00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:41,431 Are you a doctor? 533 00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:44,702 Admitted today. First day of a five-day chemo course. 534 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,801 Yeah, you can walk. Come on, let's go. 535 00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:48,811 Does Dr. Wilson know you're here? 536 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:53,107 Well, if he didn't, this would be really stupid. 537 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,083 'Cause then he wouldn't know where his patient was. 538 00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,781 He might think he'd been kidnapped. 539 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:00,289 Now the room upstairs is bigger, it's got cable, 540 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,791 better-looking sponge bath nurses. 541 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:05,658 If you feel sick, you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson. 542 00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:08,755 He's getting his last set of hormone shots. 543 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,478 You put her on Tamoxifen? An anticancer drug? 544 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,979 It blocks estrogen receptors. 545 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:26,210 Does it also block breathing, and kidney function? 546 00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:27,944 She's crashing. 547 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,647 Doesn't mean I was wrong. 548 00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:37,559 This is Dr. Marvin. We're bringing this patient over now. Thanks. 549 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,562 Anybody here a doctor? 550 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,201 Kidney failure, spiking fever, breathing difficulties. 551 00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,736 Any theories? 552 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,266 Am I in an M. Night Shyamalan movie? 553 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:55,309 You're House, right? 554 00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,348 Okay, I assume you know me 555 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:02,375 because I once insulted you, your patient, or your relatives. 556 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,887 If that's so, I apologize. I was drunk that day. 557 00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,480 Patient initially presented with crush injuries. 558 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,822 I know you because Dr. Cuddy issued a memo. 559 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,999 Telling you to cooperate fully with me? 560 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,090 No. 561 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:19,325 Figured that was a long shot. 562 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:22,504 Anybody here not get that memo? 563 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,444 Fungal infection. 564 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:36,417 Don't you have a patient? 565 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,580 She shot herself in the leg while high on meth. 566 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,954 Wouldn't hurt her to be in pain for a little while. 567 00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,527 Fungal infection would be in her eyes by now. 568 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:44,583 Haemophilus? 569 00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:46,152 Doesn't explain the remitting fever. 570 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:50,228 You've heard that I've got a job opening, right? 571 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,201 I just care about people. 572 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,465 Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome. 573 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:57,439 ARDS doesn't explain anything, except the breathing. 574 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,442 If you care about people, you're not getting the job. 575 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:02,308 I was lying. Crush syndrome. 576 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:05,876 Doesn't explain the breathing. 577 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,508 What was the problem with ARDS? 578 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:08,711 Only explained the breathing. 579 00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:09,775 The crush syndrome? 580 00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,082 It didn't explain the breathing. 581 00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:13,587 Are you a fan of symmetry? 582 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,489 Sure. Weird. 583 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:18,322 'Cause your eyes are lopsided, 584 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,795 and by eyes I mean breasts. 585 00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:28,136 ARDS and crush syndrome, both reactions to severe trauma. 586 00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:29,501 Why can't she have both? 587 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:30,598 Because... 588 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:35,936 Because then, there's nothing we could do. 589 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,815 Boy, you remind me of someone. 590 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,115 Send me your résumé. 591 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,156 I'll put it on top of the pile that I'm never gonna look at. 592 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,127 I couldn't leave. 593 00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:00,804 You don't seem like the type of person who would give up on giving up. 594 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:02,866 I love her. 595 00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:04,469 You loved somebody. 596 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,772 Somebody who didn't drink, wanted to have babies 597 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,312 and wasn't miserable. 598 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,677 I know she lied, but... 599 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,979 What are you doing? Why are you saying these things to him? 600 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:19,415 The woman you love doesn't exist. This woman is dying. 601 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:24,124 She has Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome and crush syndrome. 602 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,719 Her body's basically giving up. 603 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:29,823 We can keep her on supported dialysis and hope for the best. 604 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:39,070 Never mind. She has a lump in her arm. 605 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,969 Does that mean you're wrong? 606 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,844 Well, that'd be good news for you guys. 607 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,383 We'll know after a biopsy. 608 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:53,789 Which patient is that? 609 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:56,850 Megan... House's patient. 610 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:57,986 Yeah. 611 00:34:58,062 --> 00:35:00,155 Didn't you get my memo? Sure. 612 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:01,858 Got both memos. 613 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,593 Both. 614 00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,997 And the second memo said to ignore the first memo. 615 00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:10,404 Yeah, seemed odd. 616 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:12,435 I did an MRI and... 617 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:14,034 Of course you did. 618 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:16,437 What'd you find? 619 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,708 It's kind of freaky. 620 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,682 She's got growths all over the place. 621 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:25,778 She's got tumors? 622 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,222 Not exactly. 623 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,783 The growths are eosinophilic granulomas. 624 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,194 They are usually from allergic reactions, 625 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,698 so I'm putting her on steroids. 626 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:38,234 Allergy to what? She doesn't have allergies. 627 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,262 We don't know. 628 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:42,568 Unfortunately, the only drug she's had enough of 629 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,835 to have this kind of reaction is cephalosporin. 630 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,307 And why is that unfortunate? 631 00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:48,140 'Cause she was on it two months ago. 632 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:49,338 That's what you mean, right? 633 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,642 She took it for strep throat so she can't be allergic to it. 634 00:35:51,749 --> 00:35:52,841 It would seem so. 635 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,180 What is this hospital doing to her? 636 00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:58,449 She has had three separate medical disasters, 637 00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:02,425 and now she's dying of an allergy she can't possibly have? 638 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,111 Mr. Lee. I just have to check... 639 00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:34,854 Sam? Are you okay? 640 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,557 What are you doing here? 641 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,033 I was taking a nap. 642 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,899 Where's my patient? 643 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,839 You stole my patient. 644 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,135 You kidnapped my guitar. 645 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,372 Give him back. 646 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,004 Only when you give her back. 647 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,548 It's a she? 648 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,378 It's certainly not a dude. 649 00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,248 It's a guitar. You took a human being! 650 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:05,684 Now who doesn't have a sense of humor? 651 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,422 I'm monitoring the guy remotely. 652 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:11,654 What, are you listening for the distant sound of screaming? 653 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,128 The nurses know to call me. 654 00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:14,755 They don't know who he is! 655 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:17,891 His name's right there on the chart. Now go away. I'm working. 656 00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:20,869 They give him the wrong meds, who the hell knows what's gonna happen? 657 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:24,772 House! 658 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,937 Bad things would happen. 659 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:34,817 He's in Room 318. 660 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,330 What are you giving Megan? 661 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,562 Megan? Nothing. 662 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,732 Nothing? What's going on? What's wrong with her? 663 00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,672 Her? Nothing. 664 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,403 Then why are you giving her drugs? 665 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:03,072 Just some amphetamines to wake her up. 666 00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:06,480 Everything could be explained by her lying to you. 667 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,617 The anti-depressants, the drinking, the pill, 668 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:11,983 until now. 669 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:16,251 Now she's allergic to something the chart says she's not allergic to. 670 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:21,094 That's not her lying, that's the chart lying, which doesn't make sense. 671 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,862 You know Liz Masters? 672 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:30,133 No. Yeah, she worked with Megan. 673 00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:32,368 That was her boyfriend you met outside the morgue. 674 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:33,432 Mmm. 675 00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,308 This is her chart. 676 00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:41,941 She's on MAO inhibitors for depression. She's on the pill. 677 00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,317 She had an abortion a month ago, 678 00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:46,185 and she's allergic to cephalosporin. 679 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:48,884 What's going on here? What, are you saying this isn't Megan? 680 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,028 Yes. 681 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,969 Ben? 682 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,098 Since when? 683 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,575 Since right before I began pretending I loved it. 684 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:10,238 She's the same size as Megan, the same build, the same hair color. 685 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,146 They were both horribly injured, unrecognizably. 686 00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:15,310 EMT teams do not second-guess 687 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,877 family members' identifications at accident scenes. 688 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,758 No. Liz died yesterday. This isn't Liz. 689 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,524 I know Megan. 690 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:32,331 I know her hair, I know her hands, I know her smell. 691 00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:38,499 What's your name? 692 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:44,875 Liz. 693 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,710 Oh, God! 694 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,554 Your girlfriend never lied to you. 695 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,568 Oh, God. 696 00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:55,315 I did it all by myself, Mommy. 697 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,784 You talking to me? 698 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:01,555 Go away. 699 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,662 I did it all by myself, Mommy. 700 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,865 How'd you know it was me? 701 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:18,339 There's a scent given off by wounded feral cats. 702 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,309 You were wrong. 703 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:23,403 I got everything right, just treated the wrong... 704 00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:25,345 They had a good relationship. 705 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,576 He couldn't even identify her. 706 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,915 And you were wrong about needing a team. She almost died. 707 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,545 So, I almost need a team. 708 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:36,183 You were content with your "people are idiots" theory. 709 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:37,921 But Cameron would never have accepted 710 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:40,428 that this guy knew nothing about the love of his life. 711 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,190 And as soon as you claimed it was multiple conditions, 712 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,566 Foreman would have done anything to prove you wrong, 713 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,230 and then Chase would have done anything to prove you right. 714 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,674 Any one of them would have solved this days ago. 715 00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:57,036 Hire a team. 716 00:41:57,915 --> 00:42:00,179 I don't care how you do it. 717 00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:03,018 Just do it. 718 00:42:07,491 --> 00:42:09,755 Sometimes I am wrong. 719 00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:13,828 I have a gift for observation. 720 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:19,068 For reading people and situations, but sometimes I am wrong. 721 00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:23,298 This will be the longest job interview of your life. 722 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,238 I will test you in ways 723 00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:30,474 that you will often consider unfair, demeaning and illegal. 724 00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,373 And you'll often be right. 725 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,679 Look to your left. 726 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,287 Now look to your right. 727 00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,481 By the end of six weeks, 728 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,926 one of you will be gone, 729 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:47,288 as will 28 more of you. 730 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:50,991 Wear a cup. 55154

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