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Sorry, what... what did you say?
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- I didn't say anything.
- Oh, thought you did.
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So what... what's up?
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Is this a two-bedroom?
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'Cause I can list it as a two-bedroom
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if there's a closet in the storage area.
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- Is that my condo?
- For now.
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Depends on how good your lawyer is.
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I can't really afford one.
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My best option's Jimmy's cousin
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who works in environmental law
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and said she'd help me
if I get coffee with her son
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who wants to "get into comedy," which...
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is worth... is worth it.
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Ah, there she is.
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Wow.
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Gorgeous.
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- Hi, Deborah.
- I am so sorry that we are late.
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We had to stop at an outlet
mall because someone...
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uh, thought that you could
sleep on jersey sheets.
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You must be the tour manager.
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- Yep. Name's Alice.
- Everybody calls me "Weed."
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I know what you're thinking,
but I don't touch the stuff.
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That's a nickname Pete Wentz gave me.
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And once Pete gives you
a nickname, it... it sticks.
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I don't know, it sounds like it sticks
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'cause that's how you introduce yourself.
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You security?
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No, this is Ava, the defendant.
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Oh, she's suing me.
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- I think as a bit.
- It's not a bit.
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Not my business. Number one rule:
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Weed stays outta the drama.
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All right, we're supposed
to be on the road 0700 hours.
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We're already 30 behind schedule,
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but I know Phil's
gonna make that up for us.
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Best driver in the biz.
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And Danny here's gonna
get your car back to Vegas.
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You'll sit on a towel?
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Load it up!
- Jesus.
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Here we are, huh?
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Oh!
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Welcome to paradise.
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Very nice...
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Pete and I used to play dice... right here.
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You know him? Now, he's fucking funny.
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Woman's obsessed with Pete Wentz.
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The customizations went great,
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and we got the soda machine.
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- Oh, Damien, you did good.
- Yep. Got a lotta snacks.
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- We got tons of booze!
- Oh, that's awesome,
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but actually I won't be having
any of that stuff.
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I'm doing no drugs, alcohol, junk food,
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screen time... trying to be good, you know,
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make a big change in my life, so...
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Yeah. I don't know
what you were like before,
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so that's not really
gonna... register for me.
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Here's the pisser.
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Oh, which reminds me
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the number one rule on the bus.
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No number two.
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- I don't know.
- I heard the number one rule is
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"Weed doesn't get involved in the drama."
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Oh, there you go.
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Say it louder for the folks up front.
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Here's your bunk, kid.
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Oh, uh...
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- Sorry, this is where I sleep?
- Yeah.
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It's, uh, it's tight. Less of a bed.
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More of a sliver.
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You don't sleep on your side, do you?
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'Cause that's probably not
gonna work dimension wise.
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It's not the Ramada,
but you got your privacy.
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Sorry, um, I wanna be a team player here,
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but, I mean, why is it so small...
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because of this tanning bed?
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It's not a tanning bed.
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That's my regenerative
LED light therapy bed.
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Okay. And where do you sleep?
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Me, I'm up in the passenger seat.
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I'm an upright sleeper.
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- Isn't that uncomfortable?
- No way.
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After 30 years on the road,
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that's the only way I can sleep.
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At home, the only thing
you'll find in my bedroom
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is a La-Z-Boy.
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I'm gonna outlive all of you.
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Horizontal sleeping is terrible for you.
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- Blood pools up... it's poisonous.
- Huh.
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Interesting that's not more widely known.
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Yeah, well, that's
the mattress industry for you.
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You see, they're stuffing
beds into boxes now,
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sending them through the mail?
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What's that about?
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Think it's just about people getting beds,
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but, hey, is there a place
I can store my stuff?
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Yeah, you got a hook.
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Right there.
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- A hook?
- Here's your room, Deb.
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Holy shit!
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Yes, very nice.
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Much better master bedroom
than the last time
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I was on one of these things.
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Oh, um, you actually
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shouldn't say "master bedroom" anymore
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'cause the term is rooted in slavery.
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Not your problem to solve.
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Lunch 1300 hours!
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Let's go Phil!
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Can I get you something, Miss Loretta?
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Oh, no, I'm not hungry.
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Come on, come shopping with us.
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You can help me pick out a outfit
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for Edna's birthday celebration.
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You never take my fashion advice.
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Well, you don't really know that much
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about women's bodies, you know?
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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- Mom.
- What?
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I know what you're doing,
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and you don't have to babysit me.
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I'm fine... it was practically
a mutual breakup.
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These are stale.
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Honey...
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have you even talked to Wilson at all?
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No, I blocked his number.
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- Marcus.
- Marcus!
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Okay, don't say "Marcus" in unison to me.
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Talking is not going to change anything.
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He has a job. I have a career.
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- It's never going to work.
- Oh, okay.
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Well, can, um, can I keep talking to him?
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No!
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Okay, I won't.
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- But if Roman Reigns...
- Mm!
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Ever goes to the AEW,
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can I at least DM him?
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Sure, Mom.
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If Roman Reigns gets to AEW,
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you can DM my ex-boyfriend.
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Whoo! Okay.
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- And thank you, baby.
- Mm-mm, girl,
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these spicy cashews is good.
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- I-I'ma take these to go.
- Gimme one.
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- Enjoy.
- Mm-mm. You're on high
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blood pressure medicine.
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Hurry up. I got us eating for 30...
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no more, no less.
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Butts in seats, axles moving at 14:00!
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- Got it!
- We know!
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- Okay. So that is the diner.
- I called ahead.
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They do not have
Nancy's organic cottage cheese.
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But I'm going to go to that grocery store
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where they do have it,
and the manager promised me
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that they will plate it for you.
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Oh, fabulous, thank you, Damien.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I'm gonna run over
to that cell phone store.
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Could you grab me something to go,
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like whatever vegan option they have?
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You know, the veggie burgers
at these places
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can really surprise you.
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That's why I started taking
Ape-Brain nootropix,
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and I'm thinking better,
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I'm pumping better, I'm feeling better.
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- Hi.
- Oh, uh, Hi.
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I'm, uh, I'm looking for a new phone.
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Uh, so like an upgrade?
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Mmm, no. Downgrade.
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I just need a phone that
doesn't have access
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to email, internet, social
media... just like a dumb phone,
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basically like a brick.
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Okay, uh...
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Ah. So this is a really basic flip phone.
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I got it as a buyback from a lady
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who got it for her husband
who needed really big buttons
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'cause of his dementia, but...
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he just, d... um, doesn't need it anymore.
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I...
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love it.
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Crazy. All right.
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Where is she?
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I think she went to go get a new phone.
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I don't know, I wasn't listening.
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- The girl talks too slow.
- Oh, speaking of phones,
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I want everybody's phones
collected at the show tonight.
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I don't want anybody recording material
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that I'm still working out.
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Show's nowhere near ready.
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Yeah, the Faraday bags
have not arrived yet,
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but it is Okay.
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I have it all worked out.
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- You're nine minutes late.
- We got a problem?
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You gonna be an issue for me?
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
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I just... I saw this water bottle,
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and I needed to get it.
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All right, guys. This tour schedule
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is one of the most ambitious
I've ever seen,
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and it only works
if we stick to the itinerary.
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We got it?
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- Got it.
- Okay.
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Can... can...
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- Okay. Sorry.
- Jesus Christ.
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Let's go, Phil.
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Hmm.
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Could I maybe take out one
of your creams from the fridge
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just to store something temporarily?
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Absolutely not.
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Okay, sorry.
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Was just looking for
a spot for my kombucha.
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Kombucha doesn't need to be refrigerated.
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It's made in a bathtub.
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Well, actually, if it's not kept cold,
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it'll keep fermenting in the
bottle and it can explode.
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Oh God, fine here. Give it to me.
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Thanks.
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Oh!
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Hm. You were right, it did explode.
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So I went from sitcom star to being
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the crazy lady who burned down
her ex-husband's house.
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But I didn't do it.
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Yeah. The only thing I've ever burned
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was a bridge with "Hollywood Squares"
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when they put me in the upper left.
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Come on, you'd laugh if you knew
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how bad the upper left was...
it was next to Paul Lynde,
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and he had the worst pastrami bur...
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Hello, Deborah.
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We miss you.
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And we wanted to tell you
someone was a very brave boy
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about getting his anal glands
expressed today.
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The vet says
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no more spraying them with perfume anymore,
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unfortunately.
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9:00 a.m., QVC check in-call...
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send an answer to Dr. Scholls emails...
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and you need to get... pellet ice.
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Damien, you're talking in your sleep again.
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Shut up about Deborah's schedule.
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Mmm.
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Oh, my God. Sirius XM!
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Stop!
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Oh...
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Oh my god... fuck...
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What happened?
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Did we hit something?
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Deborah saw a yard sale.
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Oh, oh, fuck.
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Kidding me? You are kidding me.
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Oh that's nice.
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Isn't that fun? Yeah.
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- Excuse me, is this yours?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yes, what are you asking for it?
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- Uh, I can do 250.
- Huh. 250.
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They don't know what they've got.
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This worth 20 grand.
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Um, there's kind of
a sizable nick on this side
260
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,259
and some scratches here.
261
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,594
Gonna have to refinish the whole thing.
262
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,930
Um, would you take 150?
263
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,558
Come on.
264
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,059
Please?
265
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,147
- Yeah Okay, sure.
- Thank you!
266
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,735
How're you gonna get this thing on the bus?
267
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,239
Watch the finials. Watch the finials!
268
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,158
This was an unscheduled stop.
269
00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:41,951
Do not get in your heads that there will be
270
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,369
unscheduled stops.
271
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,913
If you need to make an unscheduled stop,
you have to schedule it with me first.
272
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,290
Okay, we get it.
273
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,499
Deborah, where're we going with this?
274
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,917
Right... right there.
275
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,170
Hold on that's right in front of my bunk.
276
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,046
Are you kidding me?
277
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,548
I know. You're gonna have to move it
278
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,508
every time I want to use my LED bed.
279
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,182
You know, I'll think about
storing it under the bus,
280
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:07,436
but only after we get a furniture pad.
281
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,980
- Mmm.
- So it's good here?
282
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,692
- Yes, thank you, Phil.
- You got it.
283
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:20,823
Okay. What's going on?
284
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,868
Why is she being meaner to you than usual?
285
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:27,038
I was mad
286
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,915
and I got drunk and high,
287
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,292
and I sent a very
revealing email about her,
288
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,461
and how she's suing me
for violating my NDA.
289
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,463
- Ugh...
- I know I shouldn't have.
290
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,507
No, I just hate it when she doesn't keep me
291
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,259
looped into new lawsuits.
292
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,178
So, yeah.
293
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,554
Pretty much ruined everything,
294
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,973
- and she hates me now.
- I don't get it.
295
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,059
I mean, why doesn't she just fire you?
296
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,644
She loves firing people.
297
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,270
I don't know, I guess
'cause I'm her joke writer
298
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,522
and I'm funny.
299
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,399
Hmm. Mm-hmm. No, not to me.
300
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,735
Ah, I'm not trying to be rude.
301
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,654
It's just, I don't like comedy.
302
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,156
Like... like all comedy?
303
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,699
I mean, everyone's trying too hard.
304
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,784
It's like so awkward.
305
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,662
You are...
306
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,413
right, actually.
307
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,416
You guys see this? 50 cents.
308
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,840
- Cellphone?
- Here you go.
309
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,676
You are number 19. Remember that.
310
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,802
Okay.
311
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,263
- Next?
- Hi, here you go.
312
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,723
All right. You're number 20.
313
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,183
Please remember that.
314
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,018
And everyone, please remember your number
315
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,478
to collect your phone after the show.
316
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,146
Thank you so much.
317
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,861
Oh, actually, I thought of a tag
318
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,405
for that business manager run...
319
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,032
Just put it on an index card.
320
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,450
You sounded great out there.
321
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,244
Thank you.
322
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,706
Oh, hey, great, set.
323
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:55,167
Oh, uh, yeah. Oh, thank you so much.
324
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,586
You're an excellent joke writer.
325
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,045
Believe me, those are hard to find.
326
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,547
Oh my God.
327
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,091
Uh, wow, that means
so much coming from you.
328
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,634
Oh, Thanks.
329
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,928
Honestly, I was like obsessed
330
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,763
with your Oxygen special when I was ten.
331
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,224
I used to tell your altar boy gangbang joke
332
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,475
to kids at recess.
333
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,060
How did it do?
334
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,895
Oh, killed!
335
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,480
Definitely worth the suspension.
336
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,735
Oh God!
337
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,279
Oh, come... come sit.
338
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,698
Okay. Sure.
339
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,575
- Oh, you've pretty hands.
- Ah.
340
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,577
No, really, you could be a hand model.
341
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,871
- Oh, they're so delicate.
- Thank you.
342
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,915
Oh, I am being so rude,
Ava, it's Lori, right?
343
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:38,587
Could you get Lori and I couple
of ice waters from the bar?
344
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,215
- Yeah, no problem.
- Thanks.
345
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,343
- And this is a great look.
- The overalls?
346
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,927
Oh, yeah. No, love that.
347
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,429
- Oh, cool.
- I should try that.
348
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,722
- What do you think?
- Yeah, you should.
349
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,725
- That sounds fun.
- You can go now.
350
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,937
Okay.
351
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,815
Um... thank you.
352
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,785
Oh, Josefina, you look really nice.
353
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,037
Thank you. Can you button me up?
354
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,415
Sure, yeah.
355
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,502
You know, if this is a move, I am gay.
356
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,504
I have a date.
357
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,339
Oh, I didn't know you were dating.
358
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,257
Well, I wasn't. But with Deborah gone,
359
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,177
I finally started having
nights to myself, and...
360
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,514
I got tired of coming home
to an empty house.
361
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,933
Was it scary to get back out there?
362
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:37,061
It was at first,
but once I made the choice,
363
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,521
it was great.
364
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:41,107
And now I've had five dates with Vernon
365
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,733
and I finally met his kids.
366
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,318
They all have the same haircut,
367
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,237
but I don't know yet if it's intentional.
368
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,698
Huh, okay, well, you're all set.
369
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,907
Thank you.
370
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,242
I love those earrings, by the way.
371
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,868
- They're Deborah's.
- Oh...
372
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,705
Shh. Don't tell her, or I'll
tell her you were the one
373
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,540
who put the marshmallow
in the panini maker.
374
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,958
My lips are sealed.
375
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,668
- Have fun.
- Thank you.
376
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,503
Don't stay here too late.
377
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,005
You work too hard, Marcus.
378
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,216
- Good night.
- Good night.
379
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,892
Apparently, I wasn't the best mother.
380
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,603
In fact, I was officially the worst,
381
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,313
according to the "National Enquirer."
382
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,316
No, it's true, in '87, I was number one
383
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,694
on their list of worst moms.
384
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,238
And that was the year Baby
Jessica fell down that well.
385
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,365
But I thought, you know,
386
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,033
they don't know a thing about me.
387
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,494
But then I made their list of best-dressed,
388
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,872
so I thought, well, maybe they do know
389
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,707
what they're talking about.
390
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,711
You don't have it written down anywhere?
391
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,547
No, no, I do not, because
I told you to remember it.
392
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,924
Um, uh, what's your number?
393
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,551
He said he doesn't remember it.
394
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,263
- His cell phone number.
- Just dial it from my phone.
395
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,182
Oh, this is ridiculous.
396
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,725
Shh! Shh!
397
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,560
I'm following the buzz.
398
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,609
- How was the show?
- Horrible.
399
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,028
Yes. Not a great set.
400
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,281
Oh, yeah. Only one show, right?
401
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,616
You're only as good as your last show.
402
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,909
Where are we tomorrow night?
403
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,744
OKC, sold-out house.
404
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,829
Oh, thank God. I always do well there.
405
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,372
I need this.
406
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,250
Do you wanna work on
the "National Enquirer" bit?
407
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,878
No, I want you to work on it while I rest.
408
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,671
I haven't been sleeping. It's not helping.
409
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,757
- I hear you, Deb.
- Not sleeping great myself.
410
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,760
This chair reclines way too much.
411
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,695
Oh fuck...
412
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,785
Passing on the Chobani ad...
413
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,310
Fuck.
414
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,939
Oh, shit!
415
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,651
- What are you doing?
- Fuck!
416
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,903
What?
417
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,613
What is going on?
418
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,323
Have you seen a tennis ball canister?
419
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,117
It was in my backpack,
and it's really important.
420
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,660
Yeah, I threw that out.
421
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,161
What?
422
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,997
Yeah, just some dirt
in a tennis ball canister
423
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,707
was rolling around the bus, so I tossed it.
424
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,667
Tha... that dirt was my dad.
425
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,877
Those are his ashes!
426
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,296
- What the fuck...
- Oh my God.
427
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,922
- You threw them out?
- They were on the ground!
428
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,757
Yeah, well, they probably
fell out of my bag
429
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,676
'cause all I have for storage
on this stupid bus
430
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,719
is a fucking hook!
431
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,012
Well, sorry. I texted you.
432
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,221
- No, you didn't!
- Yes, I did.
433
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,723
I sent you a photo.
434
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,433
I said, "Is this yours
or can I throw it out?"
435
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,893
Well, I never got it 'cause I have a stupid
436
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,352
old flip phone that can't get pictures.
437
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,062
Oh, you should get a smartphone.
438
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,188
They're a game changer.
439
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,690
I know about smart phones!
440
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,277
I'm trying to be a good person,
you dumb bitch!
441
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,821
What is happening?
442
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,365
Why the fuck is my La Mer on the ground?
443
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,827
We threw away Ava's dad's ashes.
444
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,704
Oh, Jesus.
445
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,039
- It was an accident.
- Where?
446
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,874
Where did you throw them out?
447
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,793
Uh... musta been when I had supper
448
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,546
at McDonald's, Burger King, or Wendy's.
449
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,341
Or? You don't fucking
remember where you ate dinner?
450
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,176
Yeah, I remember. I ate at all three.
451
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,303
I like the fries at McDonald's,
the burgers at Burger King,
452
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,680
charbroiled, and the Frostys at Wendy's.
453
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,349
So, yeah, it's probably
in the trash at one of those.
454
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,352
- Okay, we have to go back.
- I have to get it...
455
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,103
No, no. Sorry about your papa.
456
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,898
That's my bad. But we're way too far away.
457
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,942
We got to get to Oklahoma.
We can't double back now,
458
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,568
or it's gonna throw the whole schedule off.
459
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,819
Oh my God, fine!
460
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,571
Then just stop the bus and drop me off.
461
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,572
I'll call an Uber.
462
00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,615
Uh, without a smartphone?
463
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,824
Fuck! I'll hitchhike.
464
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,409
Just please stop the bus.
465
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,912
- Please, Phil, pull over.
- No, Phil, do not pull over.
466
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,538
- Please pull over!
- Phil, do not pull over!
467
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,583
- Please I need to get off!
- Stop!
468
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,419
Turn the bus around.
469
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,965
- Deb...
- Turn the bus around.
470
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:19,093
Phil!
471
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,804
Turn it around!
472
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:30,562
Girl, are you gonna play a word tonight?
473
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,939
It's your turn.
474
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,775
- Is it?
- I think so.
475
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,152
- I'm drunk.
- Me too.
476
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,614
Hello, we're home.
477
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,159
- "We're"?
- "We're"?
478
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:48,288
Oh my God, it's a little puppy.
479
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,874
Mom, Miss Loretta, this is Joe.
480
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,459
Okay, wait, wait, wait,
don't crowd him, Loretta,
481
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,086
- 'cause you'll make him nervous.
- Oh.
482
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,130
- Suckah!
- Oh fuck you, bitch.
483
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,464
Gimme the dog.
484
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,384
Let me see, you baby...
485
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,428
When did you become a dog guy?
486
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,221
Since I made the choice to be one.
487
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,598
Oh, look at his little doggy dick.
488
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,350
- Look at the little puppy...
- Loretta.
489
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,977
- Give me the dog back.
- I just wanted to see
490
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,546
- if it was a boy...
- That wasn't me, that was her.
491
00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:12,604
No, it's both of y'all.
492
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,148
She ruined it for the both of you.
493
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,691
I just wanted to see if boy or a girl.
494
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,776
- I said his name is Joe.
- See what you did?
495
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,153
Joe can be a girl's name.
496
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,779
You know, like in "Little Women."
497
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,156
- What?
- You know.
498
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,699
Okay, no, I don't know.
499
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,451
Everybody read "Little
Women" in school, baby.
500
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,120
I went to school with white folk.
501
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,546
It wasn't at the first two places.
502
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,506
It has to be here.
503
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,846
For Christ's sake!
504
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,182
Phil, hold this.
505
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,610
I already went through that. Ugh...
506
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,363
Ohh... what the fuck?
507
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,911
- Wait, what's that?
- What's that, what's that?
508
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,873
- What?
- On your left under that shoe.
509
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,460
Yes!
510
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,296
Oh my God, thank you guys so much.
511
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,548
Yeah. Yeah.
512
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,217
Okay, Damien?
513
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,969
- Find us a bar.
- On it.
514
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,648
No dirty martini?
515
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,066
Oh no.
516
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,276
Can't trust them
to make a good martini here.
517
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,905
No, you only order white wine
in a bar on the road,
518
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,491
because a cheap red is always
terrible, but a cheap white
519
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,743
at least you can live with,
'cause it's chilled.
520
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:50,787
Ah.
521
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,837
Thank you for that.
522
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,756
I know you really don't owe me anything,
523
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,342
so I appreciate it.
524
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,594
And I'm sorry I freaked out, I just...
525
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,304
things with my dad happened really fast,
526
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:13,226
and I was just scared
I fucked something else up.
527
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,395
And I'm sorry if I put us off our schedule.
528
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,982
I hope we can still make
it to Oklahoma City in time.
529
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,110
It doesn't really matter
if we have to skip that one.
530
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,237
Those poor people
have seen enough bombings.
531
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,409
Oh, come on, we're only a few shows in.
532
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,828
I don't know.
533
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:36,166
Usually something, you know, clicks by now.
534
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,544
I mean, I'm not even gonna
535
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:43,172
get a new residency in Reno with this.
536
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:48,635
My dad used to always
want me to watch with him.
537
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,262
He loved basketball.
538
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,514
But I usually said no
because I don't really care
539
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,975
about sports and also
the sound of the sneakers
540
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:57,311
squeaking on the floor really bothers me.
541
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,272
You know, it's like eeh eeh eeh-eeh-eeh...
542
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:03,025
- I get it.
- Yeah.
543
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,111
Yeah, so I never really watched with him,
544
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,821
which was dumb.
545
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:11,117
Should have just given him like
two fucking hours of my day.
546
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,454
Anyway, point is,
547
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,372
I do always remember this thing
548
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,124
he told me about this one team.
549
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,793
Their motto was "Trust the process."
550
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:25,422
And I remember thinking, like,
"That's a good philosophy."
551
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:28,800
You know, like every game, win or lose,
552
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,594
it's just part of it.
553
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,305
You're on the path to something bigger,
554
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,851
so the individual setbacks
don't get you down.
555
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,854
So maybe just...
556
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,690
trust the process.
557
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,738
Oh, my God, will you just order
558
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:50,906
a glass of wine or something?
559
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,741
I'm trying to be good.
560
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,868
Well, then get back
to being good tomorrow morning.
561
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,328
Don't make me drink alone.
562
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,665
I mean, what else are you good for?
563
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,878
Oh, barkeep?
564
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:06,922
- What can I get you?
- I'll have what she's having.
565
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:09,049
Sure. Also, sorry to eavesdrop,
566
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:12,386
but that team you were thinking
of is the Philadelphia 76ers.
567
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,388
Yes, right!
568
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,307
- So did it work?
- Did they win a championship?
569
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:19,894
Oh, no, they blow it every year, they suck.
570
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,821
That's great.
571
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:31,906
That's good.
572
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,870
So, what are you going to do with that?
573
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,623
Yeah, um, I'm not sure.
574
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:45,919
I mean, I know I want
to scatter them, but I...
575
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,254
I don't know where.
576
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:49,924
Don't look at me. I'm a mausoleum gal.
577
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,977
I'll be right back.
578
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,441
Palmetto Resort and Spa. This is Ray.
579
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,234
Hey, Ray, it's Ava.
580
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,278
Room 358.
581
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:12,821
Lived there for a very sad amount of time.
582
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,489
Yeah, if you're looking
for your night guard,
583
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,991
It was in Lost and Found for two weeks,
584
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,617
and then after that if it's not claimed...
585
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,119
No, I actually had a question for you.
586
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,662
I'm trying to figure out what to do
587
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,247
with my dad's ashes, and I was wondering
588
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,624
if I could ask what you
did with your dad's?
589
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,086
Oh, well we spread his ashes...
590
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,088
- The spa?
- Spa's on the third floor.
591
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,965
Yeah.
592
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,176
We spread his ashes in Key West Florida
593
00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:36,678
'cause that was like his
favorite place in the world.
594
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:39,806
Did your dad have
a place he loved like that?
595
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:42,642
Um, honestly, no.
596
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,145
He worked a ton and didn't
really get to travel.
597
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,605
I mean, I think that was...
598
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:50,025
probably a big regret of his, actually.
599
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,652
Well, I mean, you're driving
across the country, right?
600
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,072
Couldn't you spread a little
bit of him in each state?
601
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:59,159
So it's like he finally got to travel?
602
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,661
Oh my God, that's such a good idea.
603
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,331
You're incredibly
emotionally intelligent, Ray.
604
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,707
Yeah, well, the fact
that you sound surprised
605
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,501
is actually super condescending.
606
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:09,795
Okay, and another great read
on the situation.
607
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,005
Okay, great, I have to go.
608
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,634
Sir, we've already
given you so much lotion.
609
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,373
So...
610
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,876
here's the Grand Canyon, Dad.
611
00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:00,387
- You're done?
- Yeah.
612
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:02,806
I'm going to do a little bit
in every city we go to.
613
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,015
Oh.
614
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,852
Except the far right strongholds.
615
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:07,978
- Cool.
- All right,
616
00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:09,312
this reroute killed us.
617
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:11,273
Let's bottle up Papa, ladies.
618
00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:13,192
Hit the road, Jack!
619
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,195
Jesus.
620
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,125
You know, it's probably good
that your dad didn't live
621
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:32,639
to see me take you for
everything you're worth.
622
00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,309
Yeah.
623
00:28:36,311 --> 00:28:39,340
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