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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,013 --> 00:00:05,382 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:39,192 --> 00:00:44,192 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:45,789 --> 00:00:47,791 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:54,898 (tapping keyboard) 5 00:01:01,071 --> 00:01:03,440 (phone vibrating) 6 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,008 (Athena chuckles) 7 00:02:02,599 --> 00:02:03,867 (Athena chuckles) 8 00:02:14,611 --> 00:02:15,944 KELLY: Excuse me. 9 00:02:15,946 --> 00:02:17,812 - Sir? - RICHARD: Hmm? 10 00:02:17,814 --> 00:02:19,881 Sir? (chuckles) 11 00:02:19,883 --> 00:02:21,649 Can I get you a snack? 12 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:23,051 Huh? Uh, what? 13 00:02:23,053 --> 00:02:24,953 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 14 00:02:24,955 --> 00:02:27,889 - I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. - Ah. 15 00:02:27,891 --> 00:02:29,858 I'm just kidding. (laughs) 16 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:31,159 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 17 00:02:31,161 --> 00:02:32,961 - What's up? - We have some fantastic caviar. 18 00:02:32,963 --> 00:02:35,063 It's osetra, fresh from... 19 00:02:35,065 --> 00:02:36,164 You ever had caviar? 20 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,832 No, sir. 21 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,801 It's delicious. It is, yeah. 22 00:02:39,803 --> 00:02:41,370 - But I had some last night. - Mm. 23 00:02:41,372 --> 00:02:43,104 You know what? I'm actually in the mood 24 00:02:43,106 --> 00:02:44,939 for something a little bit more Mediterranean. 25 00:02:44,941 --> 00:02:48,643 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 26 00:02:48,645 --> 00:02:50,211 with some figs or even, like, um, 27 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,680 uh, like, any kind of small fish? 28 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:54,215 I'm sorry, sir. We don't... 29 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,217 we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here. 30 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,153 Well, fuck. (chuckles) 31 00:02:58,155 --> 00:03:00,822 (chuckles softly) How about a glass of champagne? 32 00:03:00,824 --> 00:03:01,956 - Boom. - Great. 33 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,160 Perfect. 34 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:07,929 (ice clatters) 35 00:03:07,931 --> 00:03:10,932 - Hey, is that the Heidsieck? - I'm sorry? 36 00:03:10,934 --> 00:03:14,135 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 37 00:03:14,137 --> 00:03:16,037 Couple years back, they found the wreck 38 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:18,907 and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 39 00:03:18,909 --> 00:03:21,810 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 40 00:03:21,812 --> 00:03:24,979 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 41 00:03:24,981 --> 00:03:28,183 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 42 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:30,118 It's just plain ol' champagne. (chuckles) 43 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,155 - (cork pops) - Hmm. 44 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,859 - You like working for Athena? - Yes, she's... 45 00:03:37,861 --> 00:03:39,227 - sweet. - (drink pouring) 46 00:03:39,229 --> 00:03:41,729 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 47 00:03:41,731 --> 00:03:42,897 - (man slurring indistinctly) - (Kelly gasping) 48 00:03:42,899 --> 00:03:44,032 Whoa, hey, Jesus! 49 00:03:44,034 --> 00:03:46,101 - What are you doing? - MAN: What is happening here? 50 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:48,903 - (slurring indistinctly) - (gasping, screaming) 51 00:03:48,905 --> 00:03:51,005 - What the... - RICHARD: Oh, fuck! 52 00:03:51,007 --> 00:03:52,674 - Sh... Ah, shit. - MAN 2: What's going on? 53 00:03:52,676 --> 00:03:53,875 What is happening? 54 00:03:53,877 --> 00:03:55,243 One of them's fucking awake, man. 55 00:03:55,245 --> 00:03:57,712 - Oh. Okay. - LIBERTY: Gross. 56 00:03:57,714 --> 00:03:58,713 MARTIN: What... Ted! 57 00:03:58,715 --> 00:04:01,249 - TED: Okay, uh, calm down. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 58 00:04:01,251 --> 00:04:03,017 Everything's okay. Everything's fine. 59 00:04:03,019 --> 00:04:04,219 Hey, it's all right. 60 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:05,820 - (panting) - Uh, would you... 61 00:04:05,822 --> 00:04:07,155 - get-get some towels? - Yeah, get towels. 62 00:04:07,157 --> 00:04:08,890 - Okay, uh, no, it's okay. - LIBERTY: Oh, Jesus. 63 00:04:08,892 --> 00:04:10,892 (shushes) It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right. 64 00:04:10,894 --> 00:04:12,093 It's okay. I'm a doctor. 65 00:04:12,095 --> 00:04:13,995 - RICHARD: Ted, Ted, come on, man. - Oh, great. Fantastic. 66 00:04:13,997 --> 00:04:16,231 If you could just lay those towels 67 00:04:16,233 --> 00:04:18,166 - on the floor right there. - Fuck. 68 00:04:18,168 --> 00:04:20,302 Uh, now, what's his... what's his... what's his name? 69 00:04:20,304 --> 00:04:21,703 His na... Uh, Squealer, I think? I... 70 00:04:21,705 --> 00:04:23,271 Randy. 71 00:04:23,273 --> 00:04:25,307 R-Randy? Oh, that's great. 72 00:04:25,309 --> 00:04:27,041 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna... 73 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:28,776 We're just gonna go down to the floor. 74 00:04:28,778 --> 00:04:31,012 Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good. 75 00:04:31,014 --> 00:04:34,015 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 76 00:04:34,017 --> 00:04:35,984 There you go. There you go. 77 00:04:35,986 --> 00:04:38,287 Uh... Oh, uh, may I use your pen? 78 00:04:38,289 --> 00:04:40,255 - Pen. Yes. - Thanks. 79 00:04:40,257 --> 00:04:42,957 Okay, Randy. 80 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:44,926 I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 81 00:04:44,928 --> 00:04:46,060 - What? - Because you woke up 82 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:47,864 before you were supposed to. 83 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:51,166 (screaming) 84 00:04:51,168 --> 00:04:52,800 - Whoa! - Fuck! 85 00:04:52,802 --> 00:04:54,135 ♪ ♪ 86 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:55,304 (clamoring in distance) 87 00:04:55,306 --> 00:04:57,073 RICHARD: Hey, you're bleeding. 88 00:04:58,309 --> 00:05:00,175 - (screaming) - Ted, what the fuck, man? 89 00:05:00,177 --> 00:05:02,143 He woke up. And we can't have you 90 00:05:02,145 --> 00:05:03,845 talking about this, now, can we, Randy? 91 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:06,247 It hasn't even started yet, man. 92 00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:07,882 - TED: Oh, geez. - RICHARD: What the fuck? 93 00:05:07,884 --> 00:05:09,318 TED: You guys just gonna stand there? 94 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,352 - Oh! - Oh! 95 00:05:10,354 --> 00:05:12,288 (clamoring) 96 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:14,155 Oh, my God. 97 00:05:14,157 --> 00:05:15,790 - Uh, whoa. - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill. 98 00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:17,225 TED: You need to just-just take it easy. 99 00:05:17,227 --> 00:05:19,227 - Oh, hey. - LIBERTY: All right, all right. 100 00:05:19,229 --> 00:05:21,129 - MARTIN: Whoa. Whoa, whoa. - TED: Shit. Shit. 101 00:05:21,131 --> 00:05:23,164 - Oh, my God! - LIBERTY: Oh, that's gross. 102 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,300 (grunts) Grab him! 103 00:05:24,302 --> 00:05:25,099 - (grunting) - No! Stop! 104 00:05:25,101 --> 00:05:26,067 All right, all right, all right. 105 00:05:26,069 --> 00:05:27,268 - Hold on, hold on. Hold on. - Motherfucker. 106 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:29,538 - It's okay, now. All right, all right. - LIBERTY: Oh, no! 107 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,074 ATHENA: Hey. 108 00:05:33,143 --> 00:05:34,976 (gasping) 109 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:37,078 - Put him in the back with the rest. - This isn't right. 110 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,280 I mean, he doesn't even know. 111 00:05:38,282 --> 00:05:39,847 I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 112 00:05:39,849 --> 00:05:41,017 - (Randy yelling) - God. 113 00:05:42,085 --> 00:05:44,018 (Randy whimpers) 114 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,355 ATHENA: No sentimentality, comrade. 115 00:05:46,357 --> 00:05:48,189 (eyeball plops on floor) 116 00:05:48,191 --> 00:05:50,126 War is war. 117 00:05:52,095 --> 00:05:53,895 (Richard and Liberty sigh) 118 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:57,966 Oh, uh, thanks. 119 00:05:57,968 --> 00:06:00,201 - Oh. - (Ted sighs) 120 00:06:00,203 --> 00:06:02,739 (grunting) 121 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:07,376 (Martin sighs) 122 00:06:07,378 --> 00:06:09,143 Would you... would you grab me 123 00:06:09,145 --> 00:06:10,981 a little seltzer water or something? 124 00:06:12,015 --> 00:06:14,184 (Ted grunting, panting) 125 00:06:23,226 --> 00:06:25,128 (grunts) 126 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,765 Fucking redneck. 127 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:32,235 ♪ ♪ 128 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,139 H-Help. 129 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:48,785 ♪ ♪ 130 00:07:01,432 --> 00:07:03,768 (wind whistling) 131 00:07:08,439 --> 00:07:10,807 (birds chirping) 132 00:07:14,944 --> 00:07:17,346 (coughing) 133 00:07:17,348 --> 00:07:19,281 (gasps, pants) 134 00:07:19,283 --> 00:07:21,151 (coughing) 135 00:07:26,089 --> 00:07:27,857 (gasps) 136 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,167 (muffled): Oh, God. 137 00:07:39,169 --> 00:07:40,937 (coughs) 138 00:08:04,395 --> 00:08:07,298 Hey. Hey. 139 00:08:13,471 --> 00:08:16,070 Hello! 140 00:08:16,072 --> 00:08:19,142 (sniffs, coughs) 141 00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:28,285 ♪ ♪ 142 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,293 Hey. 143 00:08:38,995 --> 00:08:41,028 (clattering nearby) 144 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,367 What the hell is this? 145 00:08:45,436 --> 00:08:47,438 ♪ ♪ 146 00:09:05,556 --> 00:09:07,556 ♪ ♪ 147 00:09:07,558 --> 00:09:09,926 (panting) 148 00:09:20,069 --> 00:09:22,071 ♪ ♪ 149 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:35,118 What? 150 00:09:43,327 --> 00:09:45,126 DON: Oh, no! No, no, no. 151 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:46,395 (muffled): Oh, no. It's a trap. 152 00:09:46,397 --> 00:09:48,530 - Huh? - Trap. 153 00:09:48,532 --> 00:09:50,064 Trap. 154 00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:51,569 (groans) 155 00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:54,570 (grunting) 156 00:09:54,572 --> 00:09:56,103 Oh, my God! 157 00:09:56,105 --> 00:09:57,473 (groans) 158 00:09:57,475 --> 00:10:00,009 - (whimpering) - (wood creaking) 159 00:10:03,179 --> 00:10:05,248 (grunting) 160 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,118 (panting) 161 00:10:16,594 --> 00:10:19,262 (grunting) 162 00:10:35,312 --> 00:10:37,314 (grunts) 163 00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:50,294 (snorts, squeals) 164 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,302 Huh. 165 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:01,505 What the fuck? 166 00:11:05,309 --> 00:11:07,276 (grunts) 167 00:11:07,278 --> 00:11:09,280 ♪ ♪ 168 00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:28,432 (metallic creaking, clanking) 169 00:11:32,703 --> 00:11:35,171 ♪ ♪ 170 00:11:45,716 --> 00:11:47,418 (Don grunts) 171 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,623 (panting) 172 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:04,068 DEAD SEXY: What's that? 173 00:12:06,235 --> 00:12:09,172 (indistinct chatter) 174 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:15,178 (grunts) 175 00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:20,384 Hey! 176 00:12:24,588 --> 00:12:26,690 - Thank you. (grunts) - (muffled chatter) 177 00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:30,427 (grunts) 178 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:33,629 (grunts, exhales sharply) 179 00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:35,330 Thank you. 180 00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:36,965 Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry. 181 00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:39,235 - All right. - (indistinct, muffled chatter) 182 00:12:41,438 --> 00:12:42,804 This ought to help, huh? 183 00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:44,406 Yeah. (coughs) 184 00:12:44,408 --> 00:12:45,707 All right, there you go. 185 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,409 All right, hey, guys, I got keys. 186 00:12:47,411 --> 00:12:49,544 - I got keys. Here, here, here. - (grunting) 187 00:12:49,546 --> 00:12:51,245 Here. Turn around. 188 00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:52,681 Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked. 189 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,816 What is happening? Wh-Wh-What is all of this? 190 00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:56,985 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here. 191 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,553 Oh, I can't use that. 192 00:12:58,555 --> 00:13:00,389 Can you do this? 193 00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:01,757 Yeah. 194 00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:03,492 You can squeeze a trigger, then. 195 00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:04,793 Take it. 196 00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,695 MAN: What is this? What the fuck is this, man? 197 00:13:06,697 --> 00:13:08,262 WOMAN: What do we need guns for? 198 00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:09,398 MAN: We'll get out of here. 199 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,565 MAN: TEC-9, Lou. 200 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,334 (sighs) 201 00:13:12,336 --> 00:13:14,270 Hey. 202 00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:19,808 Hey. Let me show you. 203 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,776 - Safety. - (gun clicks) 204 00:13:20,778 --> 00:13:23,545 Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay? 205 00:13:23,547 --> 00:13:25,013 Thanks. 206 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,314 You're welcome. 207 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,316 (distant bang) 208 00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:30,419 - What was that? - I think that was a rifle. 209 00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:31,486 - (gunshot) - (bullet ricochets) 210 00:13:31,488 --> 00:13:33,388 - (frantic chatter) - Everybody get the fuck down! 211 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,656 - Move! - Go! Go! Go! - (gunshot) 212 00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:36,293 - That almost hit me. - (bullet whizzes) 213 00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:40,464 (exhales sharply) 214 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,833 F... 215 00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,835 Oh, f... 216 00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:49,807 Jesus Ch-Christ. 217 00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:54,478 - (gunshot) - (Dead Sexy panting) 218 00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:57,612 Over there. 219 00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:58,714 - (gunshot) - (gasps) 220 00:13:58,716 --> 00:13:59,781 (rapid gunfire) 221 00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:01,485 (yelling) 222 00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:07,289 - What the fuck? - (gunshot) 223 00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,690 (gasps, pants) 224 00:14:08,692 --> 00:14:10,826 - (gunshot) - DEAD SEXY: Come on, let's go. 225 00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:12,362 Move! (grunts) 226 00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,300 - (heavy gunfire) - (screams) 227 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,535 (yelps) 228 00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:23,538 DEAD SEXY: Help! 229 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,676 (gunfire) 230 00:14:26,677 --> 00:14:29,311 (panting) 231 00:14:29,313 --> 00:14:31,379 DEAD SEXY: Help! 232 00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:33,484 Help! (panting) 233 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,519 (Dead Sexy whimpers) 234 00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:40,388 - I fell. - It's okay. It's okay. 235 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,557 (whimpering): I fell. 236 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:44,793 It's my birthday tomorrow. 237 00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:46,928 - What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 238 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,530 - Oh, God. - (whimpers) 239 00:14:48,532 --> 00:14:49,865 Come on, reach for me. Come on. 240 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,666 Come on. "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 241 00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,702 - One, two, happy birthday! - (pained grunting) 242 00:14:53,704 --> 00:14:55,405 (yells) 243 00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:58,673 (screams, whimpers) 244 00:14:58,675 --> 00:15:00,375 Go. Here we go. Good job. 245 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,810 - Good job. Ready? - Yeah. 246 00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:04,346 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 247 00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:06,416 (both grunting, panting) 248 00:15:08,452 --> 00:15:10,352 (click) 249 00:15:10,354 --> 00:15:11,688 (sighs) 250 00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:20,862 - (Dead Sexy whimpers) - Holy fuck. 251 00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:22,764 - (panting) - (gunshot) 252 00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:25,536 - Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. - (bullet whizzes) 253 00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:27,969 Shoot me. 254 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,504 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you. 255 00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:30,906 No. No, wait. No, no, no! 256 00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:32,841 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 257 00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:35,813 - Don't do it! Don't... (groans) - (gunshot) 258 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,651 - (gunfire) - Jesus fucking Christ. 259 00:15:42,653 --> 00:15:43,854 (grunts) 260 00:15:48,859 --> 00:15:50,861 ♪ ♪ 261 00:16:00,938 --> 00:16:02,406 Okay. 262 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,609 Fuck. 263 00:16:10,514 --> 00:16:12,516 (footsteps approaching) 264 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:16,885 Whoa, don't shoot, asshole. 265 00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:18,488 I'm on your side. 266 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:23,625 They with us, too? 267 00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:25,427 Yeah. 268 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:27,929 - Road means civilization. - What? 269 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,431 Civilization's our fucking friend. 270 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:30,632 VANILLA NICE: Hey, folks. 271 00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,000 What's the plan, khaki man? 272 00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:34,636 - Trying to figure it out. - Sorry. 273 00:16:34,638 --> 00:16:35,971 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 274 00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:38,573 You know what this is, right? 275 00:16:38,575 --> 00:16:40,642 - Goddamn Manorgate. - That shit's real? 276 00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,644 Seems pretty fucking real to me. 277 00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:44,646 - Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up. - I'm going. - Fuck. 278 00:16:44,648 --> 00:16:46,550 STATEN ISLAND (grunting): Yeah. 279 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:53,857 (all grunting) 280 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,525 - (object whizzes, thuds) - What? 281 00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,895 - What the fuck was that? - STATEN ISLAND: Hurry. 282 00:16:59,897 --> 00:17:01,463 - Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. - Fuck. 283 00:17:01,465 --> 00:17:02,631 Hurry up. 284 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,032 I got you. I got you. 285 00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:05,500 - Jesus fucking Christ. - No, no, no, keep climbing. 286 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,635 I'm gonna help you. Come on. 287 00:17:06,637 --> 00:17:08,036 - (groans) - No! Keep climbing. 288 00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:09,471 Keep climbing. Come on, no, no, no. 289 00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:10,906 Up, up. Go up. 290 00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:12,843 What is this Avatar shit? 291 00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:14,943 We should go. 292 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:16,947 - Fuck it. - Run! 293 00:17:24,888 --> 00:17:27,691 - (arrow whizzes) - (gunshot) 294 00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,465 (groans) 295 00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:42,940 (gurgles) 296 00:17:48,779 --> 00:17:50,279 LIBERTY: Why isn't it working? 297 00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:51,846 MARTIN: Wait. Did you pull the pin? 298 00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:54,549 - LIBERTY: Ah, shit. - (pin clinking) 299 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,719 (gulps) 300 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,720 - (loud boom) - What was that? 301 00:17:58,722 --> 00:18:00,755 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up. 302 00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:02,090 - Fuck. - We got to find shelter. 303 00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:03,760 Come on! 304 00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:14,703 (jingles) 305 00:18:14,705 --> 00:18:15,772 (sniffs sharply) 306 00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:23,712 (panting) 307 00:18:23,714 --> 00:18:25,613 There's about $200 in the cash register. 308 00:18:25,615 --> 00:18:26,750 It's all yours. 309 00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:29,987 Give me a hand here. Come on. 310 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,322 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 311 00:18:33,324 --> 00:18:35,023 Where are we? 312 00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:36,658 MA: What? 313 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,792 Look, son, we don't want no trouble. 314 00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:40,028 - Just take the money. - I don't want your damn money. 315 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,796 Where the fuck are we? 316 00:18:41,798 --> 00:18:44,333 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 317 00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,900 Elaine, where? 318 00:18:45,902 --> 00:18:47,168 Which state? 319 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,703 Arkansas. 320 00:18:48,705 --> 00:18:50,638 VANILLA NICE: What? 321 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,906 We're in Arkansas? 322 00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:54,743 Wha... Man, Jesus. 323 00:18:54,745 --> 00:18:56,613 Fucking Arkansas. 324 00:18:57,914 --> 00:18:59,781 - You got a phone? - MA: Please. 325 00:18:59,783 --> 00:19:01,583 We have children. We have grandchildren. 326 00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:03,018 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 327 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,853 I'm just kidding. I give a fuck. Give me the phone. 328 00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:07,589 Son, whatever's going on here... 329 00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:08,890 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 330 00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:11,360 - MA: But y'all have guns. - (line ringing) 331 00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:13,695 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 332 00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:15,930 - Hello? - OPERATOR: 911. What's your emergency? 333 00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:17,132 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree. 334 00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:19,734 - You gotta come here right now. - Can you repeat that, sir? 335 00:19:19,736 --> 00:19:22,003 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 336 00:19:22,005 --> 00:19:23,972 It-it-it's Manorgate! 337 00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:25,073 OPERATOR: I'm sorry, sir. 338 00:19:25,075 --> 00:19:26,174 I'm having trouble understanding you. 339 00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:27,742 Manorgate. 340 00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:29,744 Just fucking google it! 341 00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,079 OPERATOR: I can't google it right now. 342 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:32,914 - Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that. 343 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:33,982 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, 344 00:19:33,984 --> 00:19:35,817 and they had these... these locks on 'em and... 345 00:19:35,819 --> 00:19:37,819 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 346 00:19:37,821 --> 00:19:40,155 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 347 00:19:40,157 --> 00:19:42,123 where I went to a bar after work 348 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,059 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, 349 00:19:44,061 --> 00:19:45,627 they drugged all of us? 350 00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:46,828 Where'd they get you from? 351 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,096 Wyoming. 352 00:19:48,098 --> 00:19:49,898 Orlando. 353 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,966 (sighs) Fuck. 354 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,802 All right, listen to me. 355 00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:55,203 They grabbed us from all over, 356 00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:57,105 and they brought us here to kill us, 357 00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,773 and they're still trying to kill us. 358 00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:00,141 And they're coming down the fucking road, 359 00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:01,976 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 360 00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:03,978 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 361 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,246 I-I am at a gas station! 362 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:07,882 Could you please just trace the call? 363 00:20:07,884 --> 00:20:10,685 Of course. That's a... that's a great idea. 364 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,187 We'll trace you, sir. 365 00:20:12,189 --> 00:20:13,755 Sit tight. 366 00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:14,956 - Okay. - Help's on the way. 367 00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,224 Good. 368 00:20:16,226 --> 00:20:18,595 (click, dial tone) 369 00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:21,832 Wh-What'd they say, dude? 370 00:20:22,866 --> 00:20:23,965 They said they're coming. 371 00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:25,135 Thank Christ. 372 00:20:26,837 --> 00:20:28,770 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own. 373 00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:29,938 POP: Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 374 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,773 You seem a little worked up, 375 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,175 and you don't want it to go off by accident. 376 00:20:34,177 --> 00:20:36,744 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 377 00:20:36,746 --> 00:20:38,113 - MA: Why? - What? 378 00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:40,882 Wh-Wh-Why do you own seven guns? 379 00:20:40,884 --> 00:20:42,684 - "Stand your ground." - Because it's my constitutional right 380 00:20:42,686 --> 00:20:43,985 to protect myself if I should ever 381 00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:45,287 happen to be getting fucking shot at, 382 00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:46,921 which is exactly what's happening right now. 383 00:20:46,923 --> 00:20:48,089 Is that okay? 384 00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:51,926 So, those people that are shooting at you, 385 00:20:51,928 --> 00:20:55,763 they're just exercising the very same right? 386 00:20:55,765 --> 00:20:57,466 What the fuck are you talking about? 387 00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:00,101 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?" 388 00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,970 STATEN ISLAND: Is she okay? 389 00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:03,305 Oh, sure, she's fine. 390 00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:04,841 How are you? 391 00:21:06,277 --> 00:21:09,978 (groans, clears throat) 392 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:11,779 - What the fuck? - (strained grunt) 393 00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:13,315 - Hey, you okay? - What's wrong? - (gagging) 394 00:21:13,317 --> 00:21:14,983 VANILLA NICE: Hey, get some water, dude! 395 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:16,050 - What's wrong with her? - I don't... I don't... 396 00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:17,118 What happened to her? 397 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,887 Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no. 398 00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:20,188 - Fuck. - Come on. Sit up. Come on. 399 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,923 Hey, uh, get some water, dude. 400 00:21:21,925 --> 00:21:23,325 - I think she's dianetic. - (retching) 401 00:21:23,327 --> 00:21:24,893 Oh, sh... Oh, my God. 402 00:21:24,895 --> 00:21:27,097 (gas hissing) 403 00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:32,233 (grunts, gasps) 404 00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:35,770 - (laughing) - (Staten Island groaning) 405 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,205 Don't make a mess. 406 00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:38,940 What? 407 00:21:38,942 --> 00:21:41,244 I'm not cleaning him up. 408 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,048 (Vanilla Nice gasping, groaning) 409 00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:49,953 (Pop grunting) 410 00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:55,959 (Vanilla Nice coughs) 411 00:21:57,027 --> 00:21:58,228 You're going to hell. 412 00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:02,531 I don't believe in hell. 413 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:05,800 As you so eloquently posted, 414 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,236 I'm a "godless elite." 415 00:22:08,238 --> 00:22:10,972 For the record, asshole, 416 00:22:10,974 --> 00:22:13,910 climate change is real. 417 00:22:15,111 --> 00:22:16,244 (yells viciously) 418 00:22:16,246 --> 00:22:18,114 Hit the vent, honey. 419 00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:33,261 I'll get a mop. 420 00:22:33,263 --> 00:22:35,399 (Ma grunting) 421 00:22:39,303 --> 00:22:41,137 (strained grunting) 422 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:46,277 (groans, pants) 423 00:22:50,046 --> 00:22:52,180 - (grunts) Sorry. - (objects rattling) 424 00:22:52,182 --> 00:22:54,285 (panting) 425 00:22:55,952 --> 00:22:58,052 - (rattling) - Oh, sorry again. 426 00:22:58,054 --> 00:23:00,123 (pants, groans) 427 00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:05,262 (grunts, sighs) 428 00:23:11,335 --> 00:23:13,169 (groans) 429 00:23:24,014 --> 00:23:25,882 Oh. 430 00:23:28,118 --> 00:23:30,319 What? 431 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,886 Nothing. 432 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,054 Oh, come on, honey. 433 00:23:33,056 --> 00:23:34,323 Tell me, what's wrong? 434 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,858 He's wearing a wedding ring. 435 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,327 He's a monster. 436 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,928 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word. 437 00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:44,932 And not even in private. He probably uses it on Twitter. 438 00:23:44,934 --> 00:23:48,102 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 439 00:23:48,104 --> 00:23:50,339 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 440 00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,373 "Those people"? 441 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,910 (sighs) Sorry. Black people. 442 00:23:55,111 --> 00:23:56,878 African Americans. 443 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,280 - Honey, it's... - Privilege, Julius. 444 00:23:58,282 --> 00:24:00,948 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 445 00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:02,116 (scoffs) 446 00:24:02,118 --> 00:24:03,652 According to who? 447 00:24:03,654 --> 00:24:04,952 NPR. 448 00:24:04,954 --> 00:24:07,425 Which consists almost exclusively of... 449 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,160 White people. 450 00:24:12,195 --> 00:24:14,296 (sighs) We're the fucking worst. 451 00:24:14,298 --> 00:24:16,197 - ATHENA (over radio): Hello? Come in. - Oh. 452 00:24:16,199 --> 00:24:17,399 MA: We're coming. 453 00:24:17,401 --> 00:24:19,167 ATHENA: You there? 454 00:24:19,169 --> 00:24:20,502 Hey! We're here. 455 00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:22,103 We got three of 'em. 456 00:24:22,105 --> 00:24:25,940 Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 457 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,376 ATHENA: Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 458 00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:30,178 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. 459 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,347 - It was brutal. Anyway... - Oh. 460 00:24:31,349 --> 00:24:32,481 Snowball's headed toward you now. 461 00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:34,683 She's maybe five minutes out. 462 00:24:34,685 --> 00:24:37,085 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 463 00:24:37,087 --> 00:24:38,454 - We're good. - MA: No need. 464 00:24:38,456 --> 00:24:40,188 - We're ready. - ATHENA: Great. 465 00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:42,291 She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 466 00:24:42,293 --> 00:24:44,192 MA: Roger that. 467 00:24:44,194 --> 00:24:46,260 Over and out. (sighs) 468 00:24:46,262 --> 00:24:47,964 Honey, that's poison! 469 00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:53,034 Y-You rigged the soda? 470 00:24:53,036 --> 00:24:56,270 No. There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 471 00:24:56,272 --> 00:24:58,407 Oh, good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 472 00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:01,345 I am not going to apologize for caring. 473 00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:04,446 Mm. (chuckles) 474 00:25:04,448 --> 00:25:06,415 All right, then. 475 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,317 - Let's get some more. - Okay. 476 00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:09,951 NEWSMAN: The climate-change myth 477 00:25:09,953 --> 00:25:11,420 suffered another blow today with... 478 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,889 (Pop groans) 479 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:16,958 What's going on? 480 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,962 Okay, here she comes. 481 00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:27,135 - (bell dings) - (hinges creaking) 482 00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:29,139 (insects trilling) 483 00:25:38,549 --> 00:25:40,449 POP: Hey there. 484 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,919 Help you? 485 00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:54,430 Get a pack of lights, please. 486 00:25:54,432 --> 00:25:56,331 Coming right up. 487 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,766 You want to fill 'er up? 488 00:25:57,768 --> 00:26:00,302 (clicks tongue) I don't have a car. 489 00:26:00,304 --> 00:26:01,370 (chuckling): Oh. 490 00:26:01,372 --> 00:26:03,271 Y-You walked over. 491 00:26:03,273 --> 00:26:05,206 Oh. Sh... 492 00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,510 Oh. 493 00:26:10,146 --> 00:26:12,283 Everything okay? 494 00:26:14,518 --> 00:26:17,453 - I lost my wallet. - MA and POP: Oh. 495 00:26:17,455 --> 00:26:21,088 It's for, um, emergencies. 496 00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:23,224 MA: You want some matches with that? 497 00:26:23,226 --> 00:26:24,426 Yeah. 498 00:26:24,428 --> 00:26:26,428 CRYSTAL: All sweaty. 499 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:28,262 - (buttons clicking) - (cash register dings) 500 00:26:28,264 --> 00:26:30,097 What state is this? 501 00:26:30,099 --> 00:26:31,535 Sorry? 502 00:26:33,102 --> 00:26:35,036 You don't understand the question? 503 00:26:35,038 --> 00:26:37,104 Oh, no, I did. Just... 504 00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:38,607 Most people know where they are. 505 00:26:38,609 --> 00:26:40,442 (Ma and Pop chuckle) 506 00:26:40,444 --> 00:26:43,314 Well, I ain't most people. (chuckles softly) 507 00:26:47,818 --> 00:26:51,221 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 508 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,229 Is there anything else that... 509 00:27:01,231 --> 00:27:03,132 (grunting and groaning) 510 00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:07,237 (Pop yells) 511 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:10,839 No! No, please, no! 512 00:27:10,841 --> 00:27:13,207 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 513 00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:15,209 You fucked up, bitch! 514 00:27:15,211 --> 00:27:17,178 - (screams) - (gun blasts) 515 00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:20,349 ("Fairytale in the Supermarket" by The Raincoats playing) 516 00:27:20,351 --> 00:27:22,651 ♪ The times I forgot ♪ 517 00:27:22,653 --> 00:27:26,087 ♪ But never forgot ♪ 518 00:27:26,089 --> 00:27:27,221 Hmm. 519 00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:29,558 ♪ I don't know ♪ 520 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,362 ♪ The books that you read ♪ 521 00:27:33,364 --> 00:27:36,097 ♪ But you don't say ♪ 522 00:27:36,099 --> 00:27:39,701 ♪ That love never externalizes ♪ 523 00:27:39,703 --> 00:27:42,471 ♪ You're rereading a book ♪ 524 00:27:42,473 --> 00:27:46,408 ♪ To feel reassured ♪ 525 00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:49,411 ♪ By the life ♪ 526 00:27:49,413 --> 00:27:53,180 ♪ Of your favorite hero ♪ 527 00:27:53,182 --> 00:27:56,250 ♪ But don't worry ♪ 528 00:27:56,252 --> 00:27:59,454 ♪ Honey, don't worry ♪ 529 00:27:59,456 --> 00:28:02,491 ♪ This is just ♪ 530 00:28:02,493 --> 00:28:06,193 ♪ A fairy tale ♪ 531 00:28:06,195 --> 00:28:09,398 ♪ Happening in ♪ 532 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,735 ♪ The supermarket. ♪ 533 00:28:13,737 --> 00:28:16,072 (hinges creaking) 534 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,276 (bell jingles) 535 00:28:27,351 --> 00:28:29,353 (bird cawing) 536 00:28:31,755 --> 00:28:34,090 ♪ ♪ 537 00:28:52,776 --> 00:28:55,111 ♪ ♪ 538 00:29:14,598 --> 00:29:16,600 ♪ ♪ 539 00:29:27,411 --> 00:29:29,344 - (sighs) - (radio beeps) 540 00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:31,313 ATHENA (over radio): Hello? 541 00:29:31,315 --> 00:29:33,348 Julius? Miranda! 542 00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:34,816 Are you there? 543 00:29:34,818 --> 00:29:37,419 (radio crackles) 544 00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:39,621 - Richard, are you on? - RICHARD: Yeah, uh, uh, yes. 545 00:29:39,623 --> 00:29:41,490 A-Affirmative, I'm here. 546 00:29:41,492 --> 00:29:44,258 LIBERTY: This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 547 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,560 RICHARD: Which one's Orwell? 548 00:29:45,562 --> 00:29:46,695 LIBERTY: Orwell is the pig. 549 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:47,996 RICHARD: You named the fucking pig? 550 00:29:47,998 --> 00:29:49,230 ATHENA: Richard, enough. 551 00:29:49,232 --> 00:29:50,699 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 552 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:53,368 RICHARD: Uh, no, we lost visual at the road. 553 00:29:53,370 --> 00:29:55,269 ATHENA: Why don't you go take a look? 554 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:57,441 RICHARD: Go take a... Yes. 10-4. 555 00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:04,548 (device buzzing nearby) 556 00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:17,626 RICHARD: I don't see anybody inside. 557 00:30:17,628 --> 00:30:19,528 I-I guess I should... 558 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:22,030 - I guess I should check around the back. - (gunfire) 559 00:30:22,032 --> 00:30:23,632 Shit, I-I lost the... 560 00:30:23,634 --> 00:30:25,400 - ATHENA: What happened? - RICHARD: I don't know. 561 00:30:25,402 --> 00:30:27,602 I-I can't see anything. The signal went out. 562 00:30:27,604 --> 00:30:29,404 ATHENA: Turn your radio off. 563 00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:31,339 RICHARD: What? 564 00:30:31,341 --> 00:30:33,475 ATHENA: Turn your fucking radio off now! 565 00:30:33,477 --> 00:30:35,345 (radio crackles, beeps) 566 00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:40,350 At least one of you is smart. 567 00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:51,762 (grunting) 568 00:31:00,871 --> 00:31:02,673 (whistles) 569 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:08,510 Don't fucking move! 570 00:31:08,512 --> 00:31:10,812 You lower your gun. 571 00:31:10,814 --> 00:31:12,380 I'm a friendly. 572 00:31:12,382 --> 00:31:13,548 How do I know that? 573 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:15,251 Why don't you pull that door handle? 574 00:31:17,721 --> 00:31:20,589 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 575 00:31:20,591 --> 00:31:22,593 Oh, shit. 576 00:31:32,736 --> 00:31:33,902 Thanks. 577 00:31:33,904 --> 00:31:35,804 You should not have shot that drone. 578 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,806 But now they can't see us. 579 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:39,977 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 580 00:31:43,881 --> 00:31:45,380 Huh. Where you going? 581 00:31:45,382 --> 00:31:47,382 Saw some tracks earlier. 582 00:31:47,384 --> 00:31:49,351 I'm gonna follow 'em. 583 00:31:49,353 --> 00:31:50,754 Whose tracks? 584 00:31:51,889 --> 00:31:54,391 Hey, whose tracks? 585 00:31:55,692 --> 00:31:57,694 ♪ ♪ 586 00:32:03,867 --> 00:32:05,934 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 587 00:32:05,936 --> 00:32:07,469 Don't care. 588 00:32:07,471 --> 00:32:10,405 You want to hear my theory? 589 00:32:10,407 --> 00:32:11,773 Not really. 590 00:32:11,775 --> 00:32:13,942 Did you read that article? 591 00:32:13,944 --> 00:32:16,711 Every year, these liberal elites... 592 00:32:16,713 --> 00:32:20,448 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state... 593 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:23,151 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us 594 00:32:23,153 --> 00:32:25,520 and hunt us for fucking sport 595 00:32:25,522 --> 00:32:28,790 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something. 596 00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:30,859 I forwarded that to 50 friends. 597 00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:32,761 It-It's not like I believed it. 598 00:32:32,763 --> 00:32:34,396 You believe it? 599 00:32:34,398 --> 00:32:35,897 That you have 50 friends? 600 00:32:35,899 --> 00:32:37,868 No, the rest of it. 601 00:32:39,970 --> 00:32:42,904 Mm... 602 00:32:42,906 --> 00:32:44,741 This ain't Vermont. 603 00:32:45,776 --> 00:32:46,875 Yeah. 604 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,879 Where you going now? 605 00:32:51,582 --> 00:32:53,350 Oh. Um... 606 00:32:55,652 --> 00:32:57,452 (trickling) 607 00:32:57,454 --> 00:32:58,720 I'm Gary. 608 00:32:58,722 --> 00:33:00,755 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 609 00:33:00,757 --> 00:33:02,624 Mm. 610 00:33:02,626 --> 00:33:05,596 (distant, metallic squealing) 611 00:33:08,966 --> 00:33:11,368 (distant rumbling) 612 00:33:15,005 --> 00:33:17,472 - How fast are you? - What? 613 00:33:17,474 --> 00:33:18,940 Train will be going slowest at the curve. 614 00:33:18,942 --> 00:33:20,542 We're not getting on standing still. 615 00:33:20,544 --> 00:33:22,777 GARY: Wait! 616 00:33:22,779 --> 00:33:24,781 ♪ ♪ 617 00:33:35,692 --> 00:33:37,661 (panting) 618 00:33:39,529 --> 00:33:41,596 - (grunts) - (Gary panting) 619 00:33:41,598 --> 00:33:43,467 (yelps, grunts) 620 00:33:45,235 --> 00:33:47,035 (grunting, panting) 621 00:33:47,037 --> 00:33:48,639 (strained grunt) 622 00:33:54,811 --> 00:33:56,678 (both grunt) 623 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,549 (both panting, groaning) 624 00:34:15,632 --> 00:34:16,932 Thanks. 625 00:34:16,934 --> 00:34:18,700 Welcome. 626 00:34:18,702 --> 00:34:21,571 (clattering nearby) 627 00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:32,649 Who's there? 628 00:34:33,817 --> 00:34:36,453 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot! 629 00:34:39,089 --> 00:34:41,491 (speaking Arabic) 630 00:34:45,595 --> 00:34:47,929 Oh, come on. 631 00:34:47,931 --> 00:34:49,631 What? 632 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,599 (grunts) They're not real. 633 00:34:51,601 --> 00:34:53,034 Uh-uh. 634 00:34:53,036 --> 00:34:55,937 You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 635 00:34:55,939 --> 00:34:57,906 - (speaking Arabic) - What are the chances 636 00:34:57,908 --> 00:35:01,009 the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 637 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:02,877 I mean, I mean, will you look at these fucks? 638 00:35:02,879 --> 00:35:04,713 A little obvious, don't you think? 639 00:35:04,715 --> 00:35:06,147 (speaking Arabic) 640 00:35:06,149 --> 00:35:09,617 Oh, are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 641 00:35:09,619 --> 00:35:10,819 Oh, no! 642 00:35:10,821 --> 00:35:13,621 - (baby crying) - I feel so sorry for 643 00:35:13,623 --> 00:35:14,856 immigrants and refugees. 644 00:35:14,858 --> 00:35:18,960 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 645 00:35:18,962 --> 00:35:20,762 No, Gary, they got a baby. 646 00:35:20,764 --> 00:35:23,798 So? There are crisis babies. 647 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,336 (speaking Arabic) 648 00:35:27,338 --> 00:35:29,571 Oh, you're good, Muhammad, 649 00:35:29,573 --> 00:35:32,907 but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 650 00:35:32,909 --> 00:35:35,944 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 651 00:35:35,946 --> 00:35:37,112 One. 652 00:35:37,114 --> 00:35:38,913 - (grunts) - Two. 653 00:35:38,915 --> 00:35:42,083 - (train rattling, creaking) - (frightened yelling) 654 00:35:42,085 --> 00:35:44,087 - (train stops) - (baby crying) 655 00:35:46,023 --> 00:35:48,923 - (chatter in Arabic) - Shh. 656 00:35:48,925 --> 00:35:51,159 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 657 00:35:51,161 --> 00:35:53,530 - (dogs barking) - (chatter in local language) 658 00:36:05,876 --> 00:36:08,009 Hey! Hey! 659 00:36:08,011 --> 00:36:09,911 (man speaks local language) 660 00:36:09,913 --> 00:36:11,946 - Toss your gun. - What? 661 00:36:11,948 --> 00:36:13,615 Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 662 00:36:13,617 --> 00:36:15,819 (speaking local language) 663 00:36:19,022 --> 00:36:21,792 MAN: Hey! Hey! (continues in local language) 664 00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:26,797 - (baby crying) - (chatter in local language) 665 00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:31,635 (grunts, groans) 666 00:36:41,978 --> 00:36:44,979 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 667 00:36:44,981 --> 00:36:48,417 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 668 00:36:48,419 --> 00:36:49,984 American. 669 00:36:49,986 --> 00:36:51,719 - American? - Yeah. Yeah. 670 00:36:51,721 --> 00:36:52,854 Her, too. 671 00:36:52,856 --> 00:36:55,156 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 672 00:36:55,158 --> 00:36:57,892 'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 673 00:36:57,894 --> 00:37:00,095 These are not real refugees. 674 00:37:00,097 --> 00:37:03,064 - These are crisis actors. - Whoa. 675 00:37:03,066 --> 00:37:05,166 (chuckles): Look, I have a podcast. 676 00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:07,869 I've been exposing these people, okay? 677 00:37:07,871 --> 00:37:11,239 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 678 00:37:11,241 --> 00:37:15,743 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 679 00:37:15,745 --> 00:37:18,648 (speaking local language) 680 00:37:24,087 --> 00:37:26,089 (quiet radio chatter) 681 00:37:30,827 --> 00:37:32,629 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 682 00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,196 GARY: Did you hear him? 683 00:37:35,198 --> 00:37:36,764 Did you hear... Did you hear him? 684 00:37:36,766 --> 00:37:38,668 (speaking Arabic) 685 00:37:41,905 --> 00:37:43,171 Bullshit. 686 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:45,740 This is... That-that's bullshit. 687 00:37:45,742 --> 00:37:46,875 You're all fake! 688 00:37:46,877 --> 00:37:48,912 - You're all fake! - (agents chattering) 689 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,716 Gary, you have just got to chill, okay, buddy? 690 00:37:54,718 --> 00:37:57,319 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. 691 00:37:57,321 --> 00:38:00,054 They're real. I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 692 00:38:00,056 --> 00:38:01,923 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too. 693 00:38:01,925 --> 00:38:03,992 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 694 00:38:03,994 --> 00:38:06,895 So just calm the fuck down, 695 00:38:06,897 --> 00:38:08,930 and we will get through this, all right? 696 00:38:08,932 --> 00:38:09,764 And you know what? 697 00:38:09,766 --> 00:38:11,766 I'll even give you guys a head start 698 00:38:11,768 --> 00:38:13,201 before I come after you. How's that sound? 699 00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:15,069 - (dog barking) - You good? 700 00:38:15,071 --> 00:38:16,804 Come on, buddy. 701 00:38:16,806 --> 00:38:19,308 (panting) 702 00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:20,342 Gary, Gary, Gary, don't. 703 00:38:20,344 --> 00:38:22,243 I am not your buddy! 704 00:38:22,245 --> 00:38:24,080 (yelling, grunting) 705 00:38:31,087 --> 00:38:33,221 Sayonara, sugar tits. 706 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:34,088 No, no, no, no, no, no. 707 00:38:34,090 --> 00:38:36,758 - (frantic chatter) - (whistle blowing) 708 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,859 Fuck. Shit, shit, 709 00:38:37,861 --> 00:38:38,960 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 710 00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:40,962 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 711 00:38:40,964 --> 00:38:43,233 (frantic chatter, gasping) 712 00:38:45,035 --> 00:38:47,369 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 713 00:38:47,371 --> 00:38:48,705 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 714 00:39:03,787 --> 00:39:06,120 (chatter in local language) 715 00:39:06,122 --> 00:39:08,758 (baby crying) 716 00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:19,836 (chatter in Arabic) 717 00:39:30,146 --> 00:39:32,148 ♪ ♪ 718 00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:48,366 (grunts loudly) 719 00:39:51,935 --> 00:39:56,037 I'm Dino, and this Bojan. 720 00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:57,439 You have papers? 721 00:39:57,441 --> 00:39:59,377 Where are we? 722 00:40:00,411 --> 00:40:02,210 Where you think? 723 00:40:02,212 --> 00:40:03,911 Well... 724 00:40:03,913 --> 00:40:07,982 I was, uh, eating in Mississippi 725 00:40:07,984 --> 00:40:11,320 when I got knocked out 726 00:40:11,322 --> 00:40:14,889 for what was at least 18 hours. 727 00:40:14,891 --> 00:40:18,259 So, taking that kind of into account, 728 00:40:18,261 --> 00:40:23,465 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 729 00:40:23,467 --> 00:40:26,803 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 730 00:40:28,406 --> 00:40:29,937 Bosnia. 731 00:40:29,939 --> 00:40:32,173 - (snickers) - Serbia? 732 00:40:32,175 --> 00:40:34,108 Croatia? 733 00:40:34,110 --> 00:40:38,112 I'm in Croa... Croatia, then. 734 00:40:38,114 --> 00:40:40,014 - How you get here? - Doesn't matter. 735 00:40:40,016 --> 00:40:42,116 You need to call the American embassy. 736 00:40:42,118 --> 00:40:43,352 Show us paper. 737 00:40:43,354 --> 00:40:46,154 I don't have papers. 738 00:40:46,156 --> 00:40:48,056 C-Can you call the embassy? 739 00:40:48,058 --> 00:40:51,261 You are hunted? 740 00:40:53,129 --> 00:40:55,029 Who said I was hunted? 741 00:40:55,031 --> 00:40:58,232 Don. Hmm? 742 00:40:58,234 --> 00:41:00,234 You hunted like Don? 743 00:41:00,236 --> 00:41:02,138 Who the fuck is Don? 744 00:41:05,476 --> 00:41:07,409 Bring Don. 745 00:41:07,411 --> 00:41:09,846 - (chair scrapes on floor) - (sighs) 746 00:41:12,248 --> 00:41:14,250 (whistles) 747 00:41:19,323 --> 00:41:21,122 (shakily): Can I have one of those? 748 00:41:21,124 --> 00:41:22,393 - No. - (door closes) 749 00:41:27,531 --> 00:41:29,097 Don. 750 00:41:29,099 --> 00:41:30,867 Howdy. 751 00:41:32,969 --> 00:41:35,002 Yeah, hunted like Don. 752 00:41:35,004 --> 00:41:38,172 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 753 00:41:38,174 --> 00:41:43,077 Yeah, I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 754 00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:45,947 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 755 00:41:45,949 --> 00:41:49,183 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 756 00:41:49,185 --> 00:41:51,185 Man, I was... I was relieved 757 00:41:51,187 --> 00:41:54,021 when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 758 00:41:54,023 --> 00:41:56,126 Uh, little more, little more, pal. 759 00:41:58,061 --> 00:42:01,028 You know, a-and what was up with that crate? 760 00:42:01,030 --> 00:42:03,197 I mean, why-why did they give us weapons 761 00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:05,266 before they started picking us off? 762 00:42:05,268 --> 00:42:07,503 To make it more fair? 763 00:42:07,505 --> 00:42:09,505 (chuckling): And what was up with that pig? 764 00:42:09,507 --> 00:42:12,041 I thought they were all vegans. 765 00:42:13,744 --> 00:42:18,146 Well, I cannot wait to... to blow the lid off this shit. 766 00:42:18,148 --> 00:42:20,482 'Cause we gonna be on Hannity you and me, 767 00:42:20,484 --> 00:42:24,154 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 768 00:42:26,189 --> 00:42:30,024 You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie? 769 00:42:30,026 --> 00:42:32,193 Hmm? Come on. 770 00:42:32,195 --> 00:42:34,329 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 771 00:42:34,331 --> 00:42:35,397 Well, they're trying to kill me. 772 00:42:35,399 --> 00:42:36,465 I don't give a shit why. 773 00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:39,936 (vehicle approaching) 774 00:42:46,544 --> 00:42:48,546 (car stops, door opens) 775 00:42:56,019 --> 00:42:57,553 (indistinct chatter) 776 00:42:57,555 --> 00:42:59,555 (chuckling) 777 00:42:59,557 --> 00:43:02,125 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 778 00:43:05,094 --> 00:43:07,796 (chuckles) We're rescued. 779 00:43:07,798 --> 00:43:10,266 ("Mississippi Delta" by Bobbie Gentry playing) 780 00:43:14,805 --> 00:43:18,307 ♪ M, I, double S, I ♪ 781 00:43:18,309 --> 00:43:22,511 ♪ Double S, I, double P, I ♪ 782 00:43:22,513 --> 00:43:26,448 ♪ Right in the middle of the Cotton Belt ♪ 783 00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:30,319 ♪ Down in the Mississippi Delta ♪ 784 00:43:30,321 --> 00:43:33,522 ♪ Wearing last year's possum belt ♪ 785 00:43:33,524 --> 00:43:35,290 ♪ Smack dab in the... ♪ 786 00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:38,125 So you're telling me that they built 787 00:43:38,127 --> 00:43:39,528 an entire gas station out here 788 00:43:39,530 --> 00:43:42,464 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 789 00:43:42,466 --> 00:43:44,533 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that? 790 00:43:44,535 --> 00:43:45,834 It's horrifying. 791 00:43:45,836 --> 00:43:47,336 DON: You fucking said it, junior. 792 00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:49,136 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy. 793 00:43:49,138 --> 00:43:50,539 I'm gonna contact the State Department. 794 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:52,274 We're gonna get military support out here. 795 00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:53,408 We're gonna find these animals. 796 00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:54,443 Attaboy. 797 00:43:54,445 --> 00:43:57,412 (sighs) Why would they do something like that? 798 00:43:57,414 --> 00:43:59,348 Same reason elites do anything... 799 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,483 'cause they think they're better than us. 800 00:44:01,485 --> 00:44:04,419 Yeah, but... but why you? 801 00:44:04,421 --> 00:44:06,688 I mean, it seems so personal, right? 802 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:08,323 What? 803 00:44:08,325 --> 00:44:10,359 No, no, I mean, I'm... I-I'm just asking, 804 00:44:10,361 --> 00:44:12,226 why pick you of all people? 805 00:44:12,228 --> 00:44:15,162 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow. 806 00:44:15,164 --> 00:44:18,132 Otherwise, why target you so specifically? 807 00:44:18,134 --> 00:44:21,102 - We didn't do shit. - Okay. 808 00:44:21,104 --> 00:44:22,404 (laughing): So, wh-what, you think this is 809 00:44:22,406 --> 00:44:23,572 - our fucking fault? - N-No. 810 00:44:23,574 --> 00:44:25,139 No, no, that's not what I'm... 811 00:44:25,141 --> 00:44:26,508 No, I would never blame the victim. 812 00:44:26,510 --> 00:44:27,676 Yeah. 813 00:44:27,678 --> 00:44:29,647 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 814 00:44:31,114 --> 00:44:32,614 Can you think of anything... 815 00:44:32,616 --> 00:44:34,316 anything at all, no matter how minor... 816 00:44:34,318 --> 00:44:37,452 that might make somebody want to try something as... 817 00:44:37,454 --> 00:44:39,421 - (grunts, gasps) - DON: Oh! Whoa! 818 00:44:39,423 --> 00:44:42,457 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 819 00:44:42,459 --> 00:44:43,458 Oh! 820 00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,394 - (tires squeal) - What? No. 821 00:44:45,396 --> 00:44:47,196 No! Oh, my God! 822 00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:50,899 Stop the car! Stop the car! 823 00:44:50,901 --> 00:44:52,668 No! No! 824 00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:54,469 - (thud) - Oh, my God! 825 00:44:54,471 --> 00:44:56,203 Oh! 826 00:44:56,205 --> 00:44:59,274 Are you out of your mind, woman?! 827 00:44:59,276 --> 00:45:01,310 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 828 00:45:01,312 --> 00:45:03,177 Oh, no. Why did you do that? 829 00:45:03,179 --> 00:45:05,280 Oh, God. Oh, God. Is he dead? 830 00:45:05,282 --> 00:45:07,282 You, what is wrong with you? 831 00:45:07,284 --> 00:45:09,484 What is wrong with you? You are not right. 832 00:45:09,486 --> 00:45:12,321 Oh, my God. 833 00:45:12,323 --> 00:45:14,155 What the... 834 00:45:14,157 --> 00:45:16,223 Oh, fuck. 835 00:45:16,225 --> 00:45:17,759 Why did you do that? Why... 836 00:45:17,761 --> 00:45:20,696 He was trying to save us. He was... 837 00:45:20,698 --> 00:45:23,164 Oh. 838 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:25,367 Jesus. 839 00:45:25,369 --> 00:45:27,769 Nope, that's Gary. 840 00:45:27,771 --> 00:45:29,638 How'd you know he was lying? 841 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,276 Because everyone is lying. 842 00:45:33,410 --> 00:45:35,677 DON: Well, maybe... 843 00:45:35,679 --> 00:45:38,447 maybe you should've waited to kill him until... 844 00:45:38,449 --> 00:45:40,949 till he told us why they're doing this. 845 00:45:40,951 --> 00:45:43,219 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 846 00:45:44,655 --> 00:45:47,689 DON: Right, there was 11 of us when we first woke up. 847 00:45:47,691 --> 00:45:49,791 There was four down out of the gate. 848 00:45:49,793 --> 00:45:52,226 A guy got grenaded. 849 00:45:52,228 --> 00:45:55,664 Uh, you said there were three at the gas station. 850 00:45:55,666 --> 00:46:00,502 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 851 00:46:00,504 --> 00:46:03,438 Mm-hmm. 852 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,541 That just leaves you and me. 853 00:46:06,543 --> 00:46:08,144 Yeah. 854 00:46:09,279 --> 00:46:11,680 Wh-Wh-What is that? 855 00:46:11,682 --> 00:46:14,652 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 856 00:46:17,253 --> 00:46:18,487 (Don chuckles) 857 00:46:18,489 --> 00:46:20,455 This seems a little obvious, like... 858 00:46:20,457 --> 00:46:23,325 like maybe they wanted us to find it. 859 00:46:23,327 --> 00:46:25,694 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots, 860 00:46:25,696 --> 00:46:27,696 or idiots pretending to be smart. 861 00:46:27,698 --> 00:46:30,298 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 862 00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:32,634 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go. 863 00:46:32,636 --> 00:46:34,736 Okay? And I'm driving. Give me the key. 864 00:46:34,738 --> 00:46:36,674 No. 865 00:46:40,577 --> 00:46:42,279 "No"? 866 00:46:43,614 --> 00:46:45,248 (clicks tongue) 867 00:46:46,617 --> 00:46:48,385 No. 868 00:46:53,457 --> 00:46:55,724 My mama used to tell me this story 869 00:46:55,726 --> 00:46:59,728 about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 870 00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:04,332 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 871 00:47:04,334 --> 00:47:06,635 'cause he brags all the time. 872 00:47:06,637 --> 00:47:10,539 Says nobody's faster than him. 873 00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:12,342 And, well, it's true. 874 00:47:13,811 --> 00:47:17,646 'Cause every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 875 00:47:17,648 --> 00:47:19,548 The whole fucking forest has to put up 876 00:47:19,550 --> 00:47:21,416 with his shit... day in, day out. 877 00:47:21,418 --> 00:47:23,752 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 878 00:47:23,754 --> 00:47:27,355 So the box turtle figures, "Why not? 879 00:47:27,357 --> 00:47:29,357 I'll give it a try." 880 00:47:29,359 --> 00:47:30,859 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs. 881 00:47:30,861 --> 00:47:32,360 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. 882 00:47:32,362 --> 00:47:34,429 So let-let's fucking go." So bang! 883 00:47:34,431 --> 00:47:35,497 - (gasps, chuckles) - Jackrabbit leaves 884 00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:36,832 the box turtle in his fucking dust. 885 00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:39,534 I mean, he is way out in front. 886 00:47:39,536 --> 00:47:41,636 Of course he is, 'cause jackrabbit always wins. 887 00:47:41,638 --> 00:47:45,440 But he wants to put on a show and he'll make it seem close. 888 00:47:45,442 --> 00:47:48,378 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 889 00:47:55,385 --> 00:47:57,788 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 890 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:03,658 By the time he wakes up, the... 891 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:05,594 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 892 00:48:05,596 --> 00:48:06,795 Jackrabbit... (makes whooshing sound) 893 00:48:06,797 --> 00:48:08,563 goes full tilt, but it's too late. 894 00:48:08,565 --> 00:48:11,633 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 895 00:48:11,635 --> 00:48:13,635 and the crowd's like... (makes whooshing sound) 896 00:48:13,637 --> 00:48:16,540 Goes fucking wild. 897 00:48:18,575 --> 00:48:22,811 Later that night, box turtle's having dinner with his family. 898 00:48:22,813 --> 00:48:26,515 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 899 00:48:26,517 --> 00:48:28,817 "I mean, never give up. I... 900 00:48:28,819 --> 00:48:32,521 "Just keep crawling forwards, and... 901 00:48:32,523 --> 00:48:35,459 you can overcome just about anything." 902 00:48:37,861 --> 00:48:39,863 Door smashes in. 903 00:48:41,732 --> 00:48:43,500 It's the jackrabbit. 904 00:48:46,436 --> 00:48:47,871 And he has a hammer. 905 00:48:49,506 --> 00:48:51,673 Smashes up the wife and kids first 906 00:48:51,675 --> 00:48:54,845 so the box turtle has to watch 'em die. 907 00:48:55,879 --> 00:48:57,979 And then it's his turn. 908 00:48:57,981 --> 00:49:00,749 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 909 00:49:00,751 --> 00:49:02,417 (chuckles) 910 00:49:02,419 --> 00:49:04,688 ...he sits down and eats their dinner. 911 00:49:06,623 --> 00:49:08,792 Every last bite. 912 00:49:15,732 --> 00:49:17,566 (squishing) 913 00:49:17,568 --> 00:49:20,470 'Cause the jackrabbit always wins. 914 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:25,809 Your mama told you that story? 915 00:49:27,010 --> 00:49:28,944 Uh, so... so wait. 916 00:49:28,946 --> 00:49:30,946 So, who's the rabbit? 917 00:49:30,948 --> 00:49:33,517 I mean, i-is it us or them? 918 00:49:35,185 --> 00:49:36,854 - (branches crack) - (pig snorts) 919 00:49:40,624 --> 00:49:42,960 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 920 00:49:44,194 --> 00:49:45,760 (snorts, squeals) 921 00:49:45,762 --> 00:49:46,895 DON: Yep. 922 00:49:46,897 --> 00:49:49,664 A little pig. 923 00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:51,668 ♪ ♪ 924 00:50:00,644 --> 00:50:02,911 Where the hell is Oliver? 925 00:50:02,913 --> 00:50:04,813 He left to get them hours ago. 926 00:50:04,815 --> 00:50:06,815 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 927 00:50:06,817 --> 00:50:09,718 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 928 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,220 You're friends with Ava, too? 929 00:50:12,222 --> 00:50:13,889 No. Uh, maybe. 930 00:50:13,891 --> 00:50:15,657 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 931 00:50:15,659 --> 00:50:16,992 Th-This is the photo that she liked. 932 00:50:16,994 --> 00:50:18,693 It's from when I was in Haiti. 933 00:50:18,695 --> 00:50:20,795 (laughing): Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 934 00:50:20,797 --> 00:50:22,731 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 935 00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:23,899 You were curing AIDS in a favela. 936 00:50:23,901 --> 00:50:25,233 - AIDS. - Isn't that... 937 00:50:25,235 --> 00:50:26,635 - Don't joke about AIDS. - No, no, no. 938 00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:27,669 I'm not joking. 939 00:50:27,671 --> 00:50:30,538 AIDS is very, very serious, 940 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:33,942 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 941 00:50:33,944 --> 00:50:38,079 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. 942 00:50:38,081 --> 00:50:39,814 - That's Brazil. - Well, I just... 943 00:50:39,816 --> 00:50:42,550 I-I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 944 00:50:42,552 --> 00:50:43,985 Oh. 945 00:50:43,987 --> 00:50:45,587 I fell in love. 946 00:50:45,589 --> 00:50:46,855 Hope she was pro-choice. 947 00:50:46,857 --> 00:50:47,789 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 948 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:49,958 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst 949 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,559 of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 950 00:50:51,561 --> 00:50:53,561 and it needs all the help it can get. 951 00:50:53,563 --> 00:50:54,996 Thank you. 952 00:50:54,998 --> 00:50:57,098 - Does it need Martin's semen? - Okay. 953 00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:58,166 Enough, Richard. 954 00:50:58,168 --> 00:51:00,936 Guys, uh... (sighs) we're all on the same team. 955 00:51:00,938 --> 00:51:02,037 Did you say "guys"? 956 00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:03,738 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 957 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,040 TED: Where are they? 958 00:51:05,042 --> 00:51:06,708 Just call Oliver on the radio. 959 00:51:06,710 --> 00:51:08,576 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so he's... 960 00:51:08,578 --> 00:51:09,945 - (clattering) - Oh, shit. 961 00:51:09,947 --> 00:51:14,582 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help? 962 00:51:14,584 --> 00:51:15,951 Please, let's keep the voices down. 963 00:51:15,953 --> 00:51:17,986 - Why? They're in a car. - You hired me to consult you. 964 00:51:17,988 --> 00:51:19,888 I'm consulting you. 965 00:51:19,890 --> 00:51:22,757 What was the name of that movie you did again? 966 00:51:22,759 --> 00:51:24,526 Tears of the Sun. 967 00:51:24,528 --> 00:51:26,027 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it? 968 00:51:26,029 --> 00:51:27,862 Tears of the Sun? 969 00:51:27,864 --> 00:51:29,064 Why is the sun crying? 970 00:51:29,066 --> 00:51:30,732 (laughing) 971 00:51:30,734 --> 00:51:31,967 MARTIN: It-it came out? 972 00:51:31,969 --> 00:51:33,101 I mean, like, in theaters and stuff? 973 00:51:33,103 --> 00:51:35,003 - Bruce Willis was in it. - RICHARD: What? 974 00:51:35,005 --> 00:51:36,104 - I love Bruce. - (radio crackles) 975 00:51:36,106 --> 00:51:38,573 - MARTIN: He's cool. - ATHENA: Stop fucking talking. 976 00:51:38,575 --> 00:51:40,075 - Sorry, Athena. - RICHARD: Well, I'm gonna 977 00:51:40,077 --> 00:51:41,743 go take a piss. 978 00:51:41,745 --> 00:51:43,611 Who has the hand sanitizer? 979 00:51:43,613 --> 00:51:45,547 LIBERTY: Oh, Christ, Richard, just rough it. 980 00:51:45,549 --> 00:51:46,848 Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 981 00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:48,950 TED: Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 982 00:51:48,952 --> 00:51:50,754 I know. 983 00:51:51,888 --> 00:51:53,955 (sighs, sniffs) 984 00:51:53,957 --> 00:51:55,790 (sighs) 985 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:58,059 (grunts) 986 00:51:58,061 --> 00:51:59,930 (exhales sharply) 987 00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:05,633 Fucking "rough it." 988 00:52:05,635 --> 00:52:08,538 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 989 00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:13,608 - (takes deep breath) - (pants unzip) 990 00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:15,545 (trickling) 991 00:52:16,813 --> 00:52:17,979 Hey. 992 00:52:17,981 --> 00:52:19,948 Is this your pig? 993 00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:22,652 - (gasping, gurgling) - (body thuds) 994 00:52:33,630 --> 00:52:35,063 (distant clattering) 995 00:52:35,065 --> 00:52:38,001 (distant footsteps, creaking) 996 00:52:44,074 --> 00:52:45,640 Everybody up. 997 00:52:45,642 --> 00:52:46,841 - Like we practiced. - MARTIN: Ow! 998 00:52:46,843 --> 00:52:47,942 - Motherfucker! - Leave the rifles. 999 00:52:47,944 --> 00:52:50,612 Sidearms now. Come on, come on. 1000 00:52:50,614 --> 00:52:52,549 - Shit. - (gun clicking) 1001 00:52:57,087 --> 00:52:59,823 (footsteps above) 1002 00:53:04,761 --> 00:53:05,994 Richard? 1003 00:53:05,996 --> 00:53:07,195 Shh! 1004 00:53:07,197 --> 00:53:08,965 Don't shush me. 1005 00:53:11,968 --> 00:53:13,935 (whispers): Richard? 1006 00:53:13,937 --> 00:53:16,104 - (loud thud) - SGT. DALE: Easy. 1007 00:53:16,106 --> 00:53:17,772 They'll hit the trips. 1008 00:53:17,774 --> 00:53:19,741 (creaking) 1009 00:53:19,743 --> 00:53:21,645 Shit. 1010 00:53:29,853 --> 00:53:31,688 (gun clicks) 1011 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,126 (pig squealing) 1012 00:53:38,128 --> 00:53:39,763 Oh, fuck! 1013 00:53:41,698 --> 00:53:44,601 - Stop! Stop! - (Martin yells) 1014 00:53:45,802 --> 00:53:48,736 (gasps) Orwell! 1015 00:53:48,738 --> 00:53:50,105 (whimpers) What the fuck?! 1016 00:53:50,107 --> 00:53:51,806 He was an innocent. 1017 00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:53,675 How the hell did that get in here? 1018 00:53:53,677 --> 00:53:55,009 MARTIN: You almost fucking shot me. 1019 00:53:55,011 --> 00:53:56,746 Well, I didn't, did I? Because you're not... 1020 00:53:58,048 --> 00:53:59,683 Hey, bitch. 1021 00:54:05,188 --> 00:54:06,187 (yells) 1022 00:54:06,189 --> 00:54:07,624 (panting) 1023 00:54:12,796 --> 00:54:14,164 (gun clicks) 1024 00:54:19,803 --> 00:54:20,971 (grunts) 1025 00:54:22,973 --> 00:54:24,074 - (body thuds) - (gun clicking) 1026 00:54:28,945 --> 00:54:30,745 (groans) 1027 00:54:30,747 --> 00:54:32,213 No, Snowball. No, no, no, no. 1028 00:54:32,215 --> 00:54:33,214 I-I didn't... 1029 00:54:33,216 --> 00:54:35,252 (gasping) 1030 00:54:55,972 --> 00:54:57,974 - (Ted grunts) - (body thuds) 1031 00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:04,245 - (panting) - (gunshot) 1032 00:55:04,247 --> 00:55:05,715 (groans) 1033 00:55:11,755 --> 00:55:13,223 (grunts, groans) 1034 00:55:15,225 --> 00:55:16,927 (straining) 1035 00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:26,770 (grunting and groaning) 1036 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:31,005 No, no, no, no. 1037 00:55:31,007 --> 00:55:33,808 (grunting) 1038 00:55:33,810 --> 00:55:35,111 (panting) 1039 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,048 (groans) 1040 00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:42,953 You hick. 1041 00:55:44,254 --> 00:55:46,056 Goddamn. 1042 00:55:54,864 --> 00:55:56,332 (footsteps approaching) 1043 00:55:56,334 --> 00:55:58,367 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me. (chuckles) 1044 00:55:58,369 --> 00:56:00,336 Thank you for all the help. 1045 00:56:00,338 --> 00:56:03,238 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 1046 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,941 Come on, give me a gun. 1047 00:56:06,310 --> 00:56:09,145 Do you think you could find one? 1048 00:56:10,981 --> 00:56:13,315 (Don grunts) 1049 00:56:13,317 --> 00:56:18,019 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 1050 00:56:18,021 --> 00:56:19,087 What? 1051 00:56:19,089 --> 00:56:22,957 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 1052 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:25,026 before you could ask him anything, 1053 00:56:25,028 --> 00:56:28,798 and I thought, you know, now's your chance. 1054 00:56:33,837 --> 00:56:36,104 Why are you doing this to us? 1055 00:56:36,106 --> 00:56:38,875 Because Jesus told me to. 1056 00:56:40,043 --> 00:56:41,175 Well, there's your answer. 1057 00:56:41,177 --> 00:56:42,110 Whoa! Hey, hey. 1058 00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:44,979 Come on, you can't just... She's a woman. 1059 00:56:44,981 --> 00:56:46,180 (groans) 1060 00:56:46,182 --> 00:56:48,317 Hey, miss... 1061 00:56:48,319 --> 00:56:50,852 do you think you should be afforded mercy 1062 00:56:50,854 --> 00:56:52,155 just 'cause you're a girl? 1063 00:56:53,391 --> 00:56:55,923 No. 1064 00:56:55,925 --> 00:56:59,195 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 1065 00:57:00,997 --> 00:57:03,131 - (radio crackling) - ATHENA: Don? 1066 00:57:03,133 --> 00:57:04,400 Don. 1067 00:57:04,402 --> 00:57:06,169 Did you get her? 1068 00:57:07,904 --> 00:57:09,340 Don! 1069 00:57:11,642 --> 00:57:13,309 Don. 1070 00:57:13,311 --> 00:57:15,076 (chuckling): Whoa, whoa. 1071 00:57:15,078 --> 00:57:16,412 Whoa, hey. 1072 00:57:16,414 --> 00:57:18,012 Hey. 1073 00:57:18,014 --> 00:57:19,249 ATHENA: What's going on? 1074 00:57:20,284 --> 00:57:21,949 You one of them? 1075 00:57:21,951 --> 00:57:24,087 What? No. 1076 00:57:25,955 --> 00:57:28,024 You drop the gun and answer her. 1077 00:57:29,893 --> 00:57:32,260 - I'm not dropping my gun. - (radio beeps) 1078 00:57:32,262 --> 00:57:35,096 ATHENA: Don, what's going on? 1079 00:57:35,098 --> 00:57:36,130 Answer her. 1080 00:57:36,132 --> 00:57:38,132 Who is this? 1081 00:57:38,134 --> 00:57:39,967 ATHENA: You don't have to pretend anymore. 1082 00:57:39,969 --> 00:57:41,938 She's figured it out. 1083 00:57:43,973 --> 00:57:46,074 I don't know who the fuck that is. 1084 00:57:46,076 --> 00:57:48,042 - ATHENA: Shoot her. - CRYSTAL: Drop the gun. 1085 00:57:48,044 --> 00:57:49,378 ATHENA: Fucking shoot her, Don! 1086 00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:51,145 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 1087 00:57:51,147 --> 00:57:52,348 I'm on your side here. 1088 00:57:52,350 --> 00:57:54,250 Just drop the gun. 1089 00:57:56,252 --> 00:57:58,320 (body thuds) 1090 00:57:58,322 --> 00:58:00,088 (radio beeps, crackles) 1091 00:58:00,090 --> 00:58:01,690 ATHENA: Don? 1092 00:58:01,692 --> 00:58:03,492 Is she hurt? 1093 00:58:03,494 --> 00:58:05,363 Don's dead. 1094 00:58:07,498 --> 00:58:09,698 - 'Cause of me. - (radio beeps) 1095 00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:13,267 ATHENA: Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 1096 00:58:13,269 --> 00:58:14,405 (radio crackles, beeps) 1097 00:58:22,279 --> 00:58:24,415 (breathing weakly) 1098 00:58:30,186 --> 00:58:33,121 I heard them call you a consultant. 1099 00:58:33,123 --> 00:58:36,090 You trained these fuckers? 1100 00:58:36,092 --> 00:58:38,159 Yeah. 1101 00:58:38,161 --> 00:58:41,363 How much did they pay you? 1102 00:58:41,365 --> 00:58:43,199 Nothing. 1103 00:58:45,001 --> 00:58:47,003 I owed her a favor. 1104 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,340 And where is she? 1105 00:58:51,342 --> 00:58:53,107 Why? 1106 00:58:53,109 --> 00:58:54,378 You won. 1107 00:58:56,012 --> 00:58:57,448 Just go home. 1108 00:59:00,384 --> 00:59:05,155 Because I am, like... 1109 00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:08,992 (hums) 1110 00:59:11,362 --> 00:59:14,262 And, uh... 1111 00:59:14,264 --> 00:59:16,467 I work at a car rental company. 1112 00:59:18,134 --> 00:59:20,469 And there is nowhere to put that. 1113 00:59:20,471 --> 00:59:24,172 So maybe today... 1114 00:59:24,174 --> 00:59:26,343 I can, like... 1115 00:59:28,279 --> 00:59:30,281 (hums) 1116 00:59:38,556 --> 00:59:40,558 So, where the fuck is she? 1117 00:59:45,362 --> 00:59:47,128 (yells in pain) 1118 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:48,330 Okay, okay. 1119 00:59:48,332 --> 00:59:50,365 - Sorry. Sorry. - (groaning): Okay, okay. 1120 00:59:50,367 --> 00:59:52,334 - Sorry. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1121 00:59:52,336 --> 00:59:54,202 (panting): Okay. 1122 00:59:54,204 --> 00:59:56,805 - Three klicks northwest. - "Three klicks northwest." 1123 00:59:56,807 --> 00:59:58,474 There's a gravel road to the manor. 1124 00:59:58,476 --> 01:00:00,107 "Road to the manor." 1125 01:00:00,109 --> 01:00:02,511 You have no idea what you're up against. 1126 01:00:02,513 --> 01:00:04,546 She's... 1127 01:00:04,548 --> 01:00:07,349 She's been training for eight months. 1128 01:00:07,351 --> 01:00:09,451 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 1129 01:00:09,453 --> 01:00:11,152 We'll see. 1130 01:00:11,154 --> 01:00:13,589 You... you were in the service? 1131 01:00:13,591 --> 01:00:16,125 Uh, yes. 1132 01:00:17,193 --> 01:00:19,628 Afghanistan. (sniffs) 1133 01:00:19,630 --> 01:00:21,162 Were you? 1134 01:00:21,164 --> 01:00:22,263 National Guard. 1135 01:00:22,265 --> 01:00:24,131 Mm-mm. 1136 01:00:24,133 --> 01:00:25,266 (sniffs) 1137 01:00:25,268 --> 01:00:27,103 So you were never in the shit. 1138 01:00:28,639 --> 01:00:31,138 I'm-I'm in it now. 1139 01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:33,544 That's a nice way of looking at it. 1140 01:00:35,412 --> 01:00:37,245 Hey. 1141 01:00:37,247 --> 01:00:39,283 Thank you for your service. 1142 01:00:40,651 --> 01:00:43,019 (gunshot) 1143 01:00:45,556 --> 01:00:46,688 (bell dings) 1144 01:00:46,690 --> 01:00:48,290 (elevator doors open) 1145 01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:50,026 (footsteps) 1146 01:00:52,696 --> 01:00:54,563 ATHENA: Hello, Paul. 1147 01:00:54,565 --> 01:00:56,365 Hey. Athena, hi. 1148 01:00:56,367 --> 01:00:59,233 What are you doing in my office? 1149 01:00:59,235 --> 01:01:01,237 Take a seat. 1150 01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:06,107 ATHENA: Hello, Nicole. 1151 01:01:06,109 --> 01:01:07,609 Athena. 1152 01:01:07,611 --> 01:01:09,210 (Paul sighs) 1153 01:01:09,212 --> 01:01:11,313 Have a seat. 1154 01:01:11,315 --> 01:01:14,181 ATHENA: Hmm. Hmm. 1155 01:01:14,183 --> 01:01:16,183 - Hi. - Hi. 1156 01:01:16,185 --> 01:01:17,586 So, you're aware Martin's account 1157 01:01:17,588 --> 01:01:19,388 got hacked last week, right? 1158 01:01:19,390 --> 01:01:22,324 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 1159 01:01:22,326 --> 01:01:25,394 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 1160 01:01:25,396 --> 01:01:28,463 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 1161 01:01:28,465 --> 01:01:32,199 All the, uh, extramarital communiqués. 1162 01:01:32,201 --> 01:01:34,636 I call it sending his wife's oncologist 1163 01:01:34,638 --> 01:01:36,371 pictures of his cock. 1164 01:01:36,373 --> 01:01:38,407 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 1165 01:01:38,409 --> 01:01:40,375 There were texts and e-mails, 1166 01:01:40,377 --> 01:01:42,477 and he said some extraordinarily critical things 1167 01:01:42,479 --> 01:01:43,612 about the president. 1168 01:01:43,614 --> 01:01:45,246 (chuckles): Oh, well, 1169 01:01:45,248 --> 01:01:46,748 last I heard, free speech still exists. 1170 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:49,685 Don't do that. Don't-don't First Amendment me, please. 1171 01:01:49,687 --> 01:01:52,654 It's not a country. It's a business. 1172 01:01:52,656 --> 01:01:55,324 A business, and there are optics. 1173 01:01:55,326 --> 01:01:56,692 You fired Martin? 1174 01:01:56,694 --> 01:01:59,160 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 1175 01:01:59,162 --> 01:02:01,162 - The team? - Yeah, the team. 1176 01:02:01,164 --> 01:02:02,497 We have a team, our team. 1177 01:02:02,499 --> 01:02:04,198 ATHENA: What's in the file, Nicole? 1178 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,435 (coughs) Just a sec. Um... 1179 01:02:06,437 --> 01:02:08,637 Do you recall a text thread you had 1180 01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:11,205 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 1181 01:02:11,207 --> 01:02:13,275 December 17 at 10:00 in the morning? 1182 01:02:13,277 --> 01:02:16,647 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 1183 01:02:18,749 --> 01:02:21,117 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 1184 01:02:24,253 --> 01:02:26,321 Martin: "Did anyone see 1185 01:02:26,323 --> 01:02:28,423 what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 1186 01:02:28,425 --> 01:02:31,693 Liberty: "Yes. Day equals ruined." 1187 01:02:31,695 --> 01:02:33,629 Peter: "Infuriating." 1188 01:02:33,631 --> 01:02:36,263 Athena: "At least the hunt's coming up. 1189 01:02:36,265 --> 01:02:38,333 "Nothing better than going out to The Manor 1190 01:02:38,335 --> 01:02:40,702 and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 1191 01:02:40,704 --> 01:02:44,473 Miranda: "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text." 1192 01:02:44,475 --> 01:02:46,575 Ted: "Viva El Manor." 1193 01:02:46,577 --> 01:02:49,446 Liberty: "Deleting this thread." 1194 01:02:51,582 --> 01:02:54,449 ATHENA: Oh, I get it. 1195 01:02:54,451 --> 01:02:56,551 PAUL: Are you aware there's an active group 1196 01:02:56,553 --> 01:02:59,287 of people out there who believe this is a real thing? 1197 01:02:59,289 --> 01:03:01,690 (chuckling): Believe wh-what's a real thing? 1198 01:03:01,692 --> 01:03:04,695 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 1199 01:03:07,564 --> 01:03:10,499 (laughing) 1200 01:03:10,501 --> 01:03:12,436 PAUL: Yeah, not funny. 1201 01:03:14,237 --> 01:03:16,237 PAUL (chuckles): Yeah? 1202 01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:18,640 Wh-Wh-Wh... 1203 01:03:18,642 --> 01:03:20,241 What? 1204 01:03:20,243 --> 01:03:22,377 Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over it. 1205 01:03:22,379 --> 01:03:23,845 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 1206 01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:26,748 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 1207 01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:29,351 But, anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 1208 01:03:29,353 --> 01:03:31,720 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 1209 01:03:31,722 --> 01:03:36,291 "Manor"? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 1210 01:03:36,293 --> 01:03:38,293 It's a three-bedroom house. 1211 01:03:38,295 --> 01:03:40,595 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 1212 01:03:40,597 --> 01:03:41,763 "Manor"? 1213 01:03:41,765 --> 01:03:42,798 No. 1214 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,332 "Deplorables." 1215 01:03:44,334 --> 01:03:46,601 It's... charged. 1216 01:03:46,603 --> 01:03:48,637 Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 1217 01:03:48,639 --> 01:03:50,639 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 1218 01:03:50,641 --> 01:03:52,441 - Hey, come on. - What? 1219 01:03:52,443 --> 01:03:54,576 What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 1220 01:03:54,578 --> 01:03:57,579 - "Gun-clutching homophobes"? - Hey, hey, stop, please. 1221 01:03:57,581 --> 01:04:00,048 - "Academically challenged racists"? - Hey, hey. 1222 01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:01,550 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 1223 01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:03,518 We have our best team at reputation management 1224 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,854 flooding... flooding the search engines 1225 01:04:05,856 --> 01:04:08,056 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 1226 01:04:08,058 --> 01:04:09,891 But even if by some miracle it doesn't... 1227 01:04:09,893 --> 01:04:11,760 and I really don't see that happening... 1228 01:04:11,762 --> 01:04:13,628 Martin did what he had to. 1229 01:04:13,630 --> 01:04:15,897 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 1230 01:04:15,899 --> 01:04:19,434 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 1231 01:04:19,436 --> 01:04:21,336 Liberty exited her fund. 1232 01:04:21,338 --> 01:04:22,904 I'm sorry. 1233 01:04:22,906 --> 01:04:25,375 You got to go. 1234 01:04:27,377 --> 01:04:29,377 Paul... 1235 01:04:29,379 --> 01:04:31,913 it was just a joke. 1236 01:04:31,915 --> 01:04:34,382 One joke. 1237 01:04:34,384 --> 01:04:36,418 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real. 1238 01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:38,555 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 1239 01:04:39,790 --> 01:04:43,293 I really do, but this... 1240 01:04:44,895 --> 01:04:48,330 ...idea is out there, and these people believe it, 1241 01:04:48,332 --> 01:04:50,300 and they're not going away. 1242 01:04:55,839 --> 01:04:57,706 What people? 1243 01:04:57,708 --> 01:04:59,608 Sorry? 1244 01:04:59,610 --> 01:05:06,548 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 1245 01:05:06,550 --> 01:05:09,720 (echoing): What fucking people?! 1246 01:05:10,888 --> 01:05:13,388 OLIVER: Okay, this is gary4USA. 1247 01:05:13,390 --> 01:05:14,723 He's got a podcast 1248 01:05:14,725 --> 01:05:16,124 called The Confederate Files. 1249 01:05:16,126 --> 01:05:18,493 He's a P score 8.5. 1250 01:05:18,495 --> 01:05:20,695 What-what does that "P" stand for again? 1251 01:05:20,697 --> 01:05:22,430 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 1252 01:05:22,432 --> 01:05:23,598 - In. - Yeah, in. 1253 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,433 In? Another in. Okay. 1254 01:05:25,435 --> 01:05:26,401 - ATHENA: Oh. - MIKE: Oh, gross. 1255 01:05:26,403 --> 01:05:27,469 BigGameShane. Trigger warning. I'm sorry. 1256 01:05:27,471 --> 01:05:29,704 - Whoa, whoa. - I think the pic speaks for itself. 1257 01:05:29,706 --> 01:05:30,906 - In. - He's an 8.8. 1258 01:05:30,908 --> 01:05:31,940 ALL: In. 1259 01:05:31,942 --> 01:05:33,842 OLIVER: Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 1260 01:05:33,844 --> 01:05:36,444 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so... 1261 01:05:36,446 --> 01:05:38,446 Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now? 1262 01:05:38,448 --> 01:05:40,582 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 1263 01:05:40,584 --> 01:05:41,850 Listen, I want to slaughter all of them 1264 01:05:41,852 --> 01:05:42,918 just like everybody else here, okay, 1265 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,985 but our military consultant says 1266 01:05:43,987 --> 01:05:45,720 we got to cap it out at 12. 1267 01:05:45,722 --> 01:05:47,889 - Why? - It's our first time. 1268 01:05:47,891 --> 01:05:49,858 - Safety reasons, okay? - (scoffs) Heavens. 1269 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:51,593 God forbid somebody gets hurt. 1270 01:05:51,595 --> 01:05:53,662 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 1271 01:05:53,664 --> 01:05:54,996 MIKE: Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? 1272 01:05:54,998 --> 01:05:56,731 - POP: In therapy. - RICHARD: Jesus. Again? 1273 01:05:56,733 --> 01:05:57,799 MA: They lost everything, Richard. 1274 01:05:57,801 --> 01:05:59,868 They-they lost their jobs and their reputations. 1275 01:05:59,870 --> 01:06:01,736 RICHARD: Yeah, so did I, Miranda. 1276 01:06:01,738 --> 01:06:03,538 But I'm dealing with it with, you know, 1277 01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:05,473 drugs and alcohol, like a normal person. 1278 01:06:05,475 --> 01:06:07,609 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? 1279 01:06:07,611 --> 01:06:09,010 No? No? Because I did. 1280 01:06:09,012 --> 01:06:10,078 That was a blessing in disguise. 1281 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,913 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies. 1282 01:06:11,915 --> 01:06:12,914 There's no extradition... 1283 01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:14,551 Next slide. 1284 01:06:16,486 --> 01:06:17,919 - MA and POP: Oh. - RICHARD: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1285 01:06:17,921 --> 01:06:19,888 - No, no. - Jesus, Oliver, I don't think... 1286 01:06:19,890 --> 01:06:21,623 OLIVER: Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, if we don't 1287 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:22,991 have at least one person of color in this, 1288 01:06:22,993 --> 01:06:24,759 - it is going to be problematic. - MIKE: Um... 1289 01:06:24,761 --> 01:06:26,628 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 1290 01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:27,762 Isn't that a little problematic? 1291 01:06:27,764 --> 01:06:29,898 - POP: That was your idea. - OLIVER: It was your idea. 1292 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,633 It was weird when you said it. 1293 01:06:31,635 --> 01:06:34,936 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype... 1294 01:06:34,938 --> 01:06:37,038 - Correct. - ...to let them just expose their biases. 1295 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,206 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as 1296 01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:39,841 - they grab their guns. - OLIVER: Then they're not gonna 1297 01:06:39,843 --> 01:06:40,809 know why we're killing them, okay? 1298 01:06:40,811 --> 01:06:42,711 - Next slide. - We have the opportunity to... 1299 01:06:42,713 --> 01:06:44,579 (sighs) 1300 01:06:44,581 --> 01:06:46,681 Okay. Justice4Yall. 1301 01:06:46,683 --> 01:06:47,916 She's a 6.5. 1302 01:06:47,918 --> 01:06:49,851 This is what she says. 1303 01:06:49,853 --> 01:06:51,786 "Fuck this bitch. 1304 01:06:51,788 --> 01:06:54,956 Athena Stone murders innocent men and..." 1305 01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:56,960 I don't need to hear more. 1306 01:07:02,866 --> 01:07:04,801 That's our Snowball. 1307 01:07:06,670 --> 01:07:08,670 ♪ ♪ 1308 01:07:08,672 --> 01:07:10,407 (birds chirping) 1309 01:07:15,779 --> 01:07:18,749 ATHENA (over speaker): Put your gun in the mailbox. 1310 01:07:20,951 --> 01:07:22,951 Why the fuck would I do that? 1311 01:07:22,953 --> 01:07:25,522 ATHENA: There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 1312 01:07:27,591 --> 01:07:29,991 I could blow you up right now. 1313 01:07:29,993 --> 01:07:32,429 But where's the fun in that? 1314 01:07:33,096 --> 01:07:34,696 No guns. 1315 01:07:34,698 --> 01:07:37,567 Put it in the mailbox. Now. 1316 01:07:52,283 --> 01:07:54,484 ♪ ♪ 1317 01:07:59,923 --> 01:08:01,725 (gate buzzing) 1318 01:08:12,602 --> 01:08:14,602 (hinges creaking) 1319 01:08:14,604 --> 01:08:16,606 (classical music playing in distance) 1320 01:08:31,755 --> 01:08:33,755 (whimpers) 1321 01:08:33,757 --> 01:08:35,759 (classical music continues) 1322 01:09:00,717 --> 01:09:02,719 ♪ ♪ 1323 01:09:11,862 --> 01:09:13,730 (sighs) 1324 01:09:18,935 --> 01:09:20,935 (fire crackling) 1325 01:09:20,937 --> 01:09:23,805 (classical music continues, growing louder) 1326 01:09:23,807 --> 01:09:25,974 ATHENA: It's amazing to me. 1327 01:09:25,976 --> 01:09:28,377 People go their entire lives without realizing 1328 01:09:28,379 --> 01:09:30,814 the most simple, obvious truth. 1329 01:09:32,115 --> 01:09:36,117 The only way to properly slice tomatoes 1330 01:09:36,119 --> 01:09:38,688 is with a bread knife. 1331 01:09:41,825 --> 01:09:44,125 Did you kill Don? 1332 01:09:44,127 --> 01:09:45,760 Uh-huh. 1333 01:09:45,762 --> 01:09:48,696 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 1334 01:09:48,698 --> 01:09:50,165 Was he? 1335 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:52,401 Maybe. 1336 01:09:52,403 --> 01:09:54,671 Maybe not. 1337 01:09:56,907 --> 01:09:58,809 Who am I? 1338 01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:01,709 Huh? 1339 01:10:01,711 --> 01:10:04,779 Who am I? 1340 01:10:04,781 --> 01:10:08,083 Lady, I don't know who you are. 1341 01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:09,951 I just know that you're crazy. 1342 01:10:09,953 --> 01:10:11,653 I am crazy. 1343 01:10:11,655 --> 01:10:13,154 But I know I'm crazy. 1344 01:10:13,156 --> 01:10:16,791 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 1345 01:10:16,793 --> 01:10:20,128 So that just makes me really, really mad. 1346 01:10:20,130 --> 01:10:21,830 Okay. 1347 01:10:21,832 --> 01:10:24,666 So, who am I? 1348 01:10:24,668 --> 01:10:28,169 Crystal May Creasey. 1349 01:10:28,171 --> 01:10:31,873 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 1350 01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:32,974 Fitting. 1351 01:10:32,976 --> 01:10:34,809 Dropped out of school at 12, 1352 01:10:34,811 --> 01:10:37,145 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 1353 01:10:37,147 --> 01:10:39,047 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 1354 01:10:39,049 --> 01:10:41,749 Your mother joined him soon after that... overdose. 1355 01:10:41,751 --> 01:10:46,087 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 1356 01:10:46,089 --> 01:10:48,158 Romantic. 1357 01:10:51,027 --> 01:10:56,097 You know, most people think that you should use cheddar 1358 01:10:56,099 --> 01:11:00,203 in a grilled cheese, but I use Gruyère. 1359 01:11:01,938 --> 01:11:05,274 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 1360 01:11:05,276 --> 01:11:07,742 After your mom died, you bounced 1361 01:11:07,744 --> 01:11:09,077 from part-time job to part-time job, 1362 01:11:09,079 --> 01:11:10,879 to welfare and back. 1363 01:11:10,881 --> 01:11:13,315 More times than I could count, honestly. 1364 01:11:13,317 --> 01:11:17,785 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 1365 01:11:17,787 --> 01:11:19,288 (chuckles) Which is fine. 1366 01:11:19,290 --> 01:11:22,824 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 1367 01:11:22,826 --> 01:11:24,926 as much as it belongs to me. 1368 01:11:24,928 --> 01:11:27,929 You fail, we pay. 1369 01:11:27,931 --> 01:11:30,798 Eventually, a cow falls on your head 1370 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:33,067 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 1371 01:11:33,069 --> 01:11:35,069 because you finally realize 1372 01:11:35,071 --> 01:11:38,206 what a waste your life truly was. 1373 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:40,241 But not you, Crystal. 1374 01:11:40,243 --> 01:11:42,344 You decided to go on the Internet 1375 01:11:42,346 --> 01:11:44,681 and run your stupid mouth. 1376 01:11:46,149 --> 01:11:49,184 13 months ago, you posted this on a message board 1377 01:11:49,186 --> 01:11:52,321 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 1378 01:11:52,323 --> 01:11:55,091 I want to make sure I... I get it exactly right. 1379 01:11:58,094 --> 01:12:00,929 "Fuck this bitch. 1380 01:12:00,931 --> 01:12:04,999 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 1381 01:12:05,001 --> 01:12:08,337 The evidence is all there." 1382 01:12:08,339 --> 01:12:12,840 T-H-E-I-R. 1383 01:12:12,842 --> 01:12:15,076 "Her manor, her travel records. 1384 01:12:15,078 --> 01:12:17,979 "Oh, and in case you were still on the fence, 1385 01:12:17,981 --> 01:12:22,384 she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 1386 01:12:22,386 --> 01:12:26,156 "Admitted" was all caps. 1387 01:12:27,190 --> 01:12:28,223 Huh. 1388 01:12:28,225 --> 01:12:30,925 "Huh"? That's all you have to say for yourself? 1389 01:12:30,927 --> 01:12:36,030 Everybody you kidnapped and killed, 1390 01:12:36,032 --> 01:12:38,300 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 1391 01:12:38,302 --> 01:12:40,134 and put it on the Internet? 1392 01:12:40,136 --> 01:12:41,570 No one busted us. 1393 01:12:41,572 --> 01:12:43,037 We were joking. 1394 01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:45,006 But you ignorami took it literally. 1395 01:12:45,008 --> 01:12:49,278 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 1396 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,913 - But you are. - What? 1397 01:12:51,915 --> 01:12:53,315 Hunting human beings for sport. 1398 01:12:53,317 --> 01:12:55,016 - No. - Oh, yeah. 1399 01:12:55,018 --> 01:12:57,118 It wasn't true. 1400 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,421 (stammers) 1401 01:12:59,423 --> 01:13:01,189 This is your manor, isn't it? 1402 01:13:01,191 --> 01:13:04,025 It's not a fucking manor. 1403 01:13:04,027 --> 01:13:06,295 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 1404 01:13:06,297 --> 01:13:07,895 Okay, right, but it's yours, 1405 01:13:07,897 --> 01:13:10,432 and you're hunting people, so it's... 1406 01:13:10,434 --> 01:13:12,200 I mean, it's true. 1407 01:13:12,202 --> 01:13:13,402 Now. 1408 01:13:13,404 --> 01:13:17,972 Now it's true because you made it true. 1409 01:13:17,974 --> 01:13:19,941 You people, you take anything you want, 1410 01:13:19,943 --> 01:13:22,043 and you twist it around until it fits 1411 01:13:22,045 --> 01:13:25,281 into your backwards fucking worldview. 1412 01:13:25,283 --> 01:13:29,387 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 1413 01:13:31,389 --> 01:13:34,057 This was your idea. 1414 01:13:35,925 --> 01:13:38,394 Well... 1415 01:13:38,396 --> 01:13:40,396 not my idea. 1416 01:13:40,398 --> 01:13:42,398 Ooh, I did not want to mess up 1417 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:46,635 your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1418 01:13:46,637 --> 01:13:49,340 oh, you done fucked up, lady. 1419 01:13:51,342 --> 01:13:55,143 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1420 01:13:55,145 --> 01:13:58,349 There's another Crystal May Creasey back home. 1421 01:13:59,983 --> 01:14:02,252 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1422 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:07,088 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1423 01:14:07,090 --> 01:14:09,391 And my dad's an asshole, 1424 01:14:09,393 --> 01:14:13,227 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1425 01:14:13,229 --> 01:14:15,231 And my mom... 1426 01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:21,037 ...she's alive, too. 1427 01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,407 Can we call her? 1428 01:14:25,409 --> 01:14:27,108 - Let's call her right now. - No. 1429 01:14:27,110 --> 01:14:28,109 - Give me the phone. - No way. 1430 01:14:28,111 --> 01:14:29,177 - I'll call her up. - Do I look fucking stupid? 1431 01:14:29,179 --> 01:14:31,513 Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call. 1432 01:14:31,515 --> 01:14:34,248 - That's not gonna happen. - Yeah. 1433 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:37,118 Hoo, you don't really care about the truth, do you? 1434 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,454 Of course I do. 1435 01:14:38,456 --> 01:14:42,125 The only difference is I'm right. 1436 01:14:44,127 --> 01:14:46,062 Hey, maybe. 1437 01:14:47,398 --> 01:14:48,998 Maybe not. 1438 01:14:50,934 --> 01:14:53,201 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven, 1439 01:14:53,203 --> 01:14:55,203 or can we fucking get on with it? 1440 01:14:55,205 --> 01:14:57,874 - (classical music continues) - (grunting and groaning) 1441 01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:17,495 (both yell) 1442 01:15:25,569 --> 01:15:27,371 That was good. 1443 01:15:30,073 --> 01:15:32,341 (grunting, yelling) 1444 01:15:32,343 --> 01:15:35,044 (classical music continues) 1445 01:15:38,181 --> 01:15:40,216 (yells, groans) 1446 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,065 Hmm. 1447 01:15:58,067 --> 01:16:00,067 (grunting) 1448 01:16:00,069 --> 01:16:01,938 (music distorts, stops) 1449 01:16:05,074 --> 01:16:06,109 No! 1450 01:16:10,481 --> 01:16:13,415 ♪ ♪ 1451 01:16:13,417 --> 01:16:15,216 (groans) 1452 01:16:15,218 --> 01:16:18,119 (laughing) 1453 01:16:18,121 --> 01:16:20,456 (sighs) 1454 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:22,023 Hey, Crystal. 1455 01:16:22,025 --> 01:16:23,126 (Athena panting) 1456 01:16:24,595 --> 01:16:26,996 - (shotgun blasts) - (yelps) Fuck! 1457 01:16:29,032 --> 01:16:30,632 You need a gun now, bitch?! 1458 01:16:30,634 --> 01:16:32,534 - That's fucking cheating! - (chuckles) 1459 01:16:32,536 --> 01:16:35,004 (panting) 1460 01:16:41,312 --> 01:16:43,112 (grunting) 1461 01:16:47,384 --> 01:16:49,116 (strained grunt) 1462 01:16:49,118 --> 01:16:51,120 (both panting, grunting) 1463 01:16:56,594 --> 01:16:58,429 (Crystal screaming) 1464 01:17:01,465 --> 01:17:03,233 Fuck you! 1465 01:17:06,403 --> 01:17:09,473 (gasps, groans) 1466 01:17:10,574 --> 01:17:12,409 (gasping) 1467 01:17:26,155 --> 01:17:27,625 (Athena grunts) 1468 01:17:42,339 --> 01:17:44,542 (both panting) 1469 01:17:50,179 --> 01:17:51,547 (grunting and groaning) 1470 01:17:51,549 --> 01:17:53,484 (gags) 1471 01:17:59,890 --> 01:18:03,190 (birds chirping) 1472 01:18:03,192 --> 01:18:05,329 - (panting): One second. - Yeah. 1473 01:18:10,367 --> 01:18:12,369 ♪ ♪ 1474 01:18:17,341 --> 01:18:19,510 (grunting and groaning) 1475 01:18:29,152 --> 01:18:30,654 No more glass! 1476 01:18:31,689 --> 01:18:34,425 (grunting, panting) 1477 01:18:42,633 --> 01:18:44,368 - (bones crackling) - (yells) 1478 01:18:52,476 --> 01:18:55,679 (both groaning, panting) 1479 01:19:07,524 --> 01:19:10,561 (yells) 1480 01:19:15,198 --> 01:19:17,266 (panting) 1481 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,409 I got you. 1482 01:19:26,710 --> 01:19:28,377 (pained grunt) 1483 01:19:28,379 --> 01:19:30,414 Hmm. 1484 01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:33,550 Hmm. 1485 01:19:38,989 --> 01:19:41,224 (yells, gasps) 1486 01:19:50,834 --> 01:19:52,834 - (squishing) - (gasps) 1487 01:19:52,836 --> 01:19:54,471 (Athena groans) 1488 01:19:56,306 --> 01:19:57,706 ATHENA (panting): Okay. 1489 01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:00,008 (both grunting) 1490 01:20:00,010 --> 01:20:02,346 (panting, wheezing) 1491 01:20:04,648 --> 01:20:06,650 (groaning sigh) 1492 01:20:10,387 --> 01:20:12,487 (whispers): Hey. 1493 01:20:12,489 --> 01:20:14,625 I got you, too. 1494 01:20:16,727 --> 01:20:19,596 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1495 01:20:25,636 --> 01:20:27,869 Why did you call me Snowball? 1496 01:20:27,871 --> 01:20:29,404 (chuckles) 1497 01:20:29,406 --> 01:20:31,473 It's a reference. 1498 01:20:31,475 --> 01:20:34,478 To George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1499 01:20:35,846 --> 01:20:37,846 He's a pig. 1500 01:20:37,848 --> 01:20:42,218 Yeah, but why am I Snowball? 1501 01:20:44,054 --> 01:20:46,822 Snowball is an idealist. 1502 01:20:46,824 --> 01:20:50,659 He... he wants to make the world a better place. 1503 01:20:50,661 --> 01:20:54,830 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1504 01:20:54,832 --> 01:20:56,834 turn him into the enemy. 1505 01:20:59,670 --> 01:21:02,506 I think you should be Snowball. 1506 01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:06,376 You read Animal Farm? 1507 01:21:07,411 --> 01:21:09,513 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1508 01:21:12,683 --> 01:21:15,317 Can I... 1509 01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:17,488 ask you a question? 1510 01:21:19,523 --> 01:21:22,459 Are you Justice4Yall? 1511 01:21:24,461 --> 01:21:26,561 Come on. 1512 01:21:26,563 --> 01:21:28,497 We're both dead. 1513 01:21:28,499 --> 01:21:30,499 Just tell me. 1514 01:21:30,501 --> 01:21:33,470 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1515 01:21:35,506 --> 01:21:38,675 No, ma'am, you did not. 1516 01:21:43,347 --> 01:21:45,614 (takes deep breath) 1517 01:21:45,616 --> 01:21:47,484 Whoops. 1518 01:22:06,904 --> 01:22:08,906 (soft pattering) 1519 01:22:18,715 --> 01:22:21,451 ("Girls It Ain't Easy" by Dusty Springfield playing) 1520 01:22:32,696 --> 01:22:34,898 (grunts, pants) 1521 01:22:37,568 --> 01:22:40,402 ♪ Yeah, it ain't easy ♪ 1522 01:22:40,404 --> 01:22:42,737 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪ 1523 01:22:42,739 --> 01:22:46,675 ♪ To keep the man you love satisfied ♪ 1524 01:22:46,677 --> 01:22:48,510 ♪ It ain't easy ♪ 1525 01:22:48,512 --> 01:22:50,879 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪ 1526 01:22:50,881 --> 01:22:55,016 ♪ To keep the one you love by your side ♪ 1527 01:22:55,018 --> 01:22:58,887 ♪ A woman's work is never done ♪ 1528 01:22:58,889 --> 01:23:02,891 ♪ Never stops, it goes on and on ♪ 1529 01:23:02,893 --> 01:23:04,659 (yells in pain) 1530 01:23:04,661 --> 01:23:07,495 ♪ You work your fingers to the bone ♪ 1531 01:23:07,497 --> 01:23:11,666 ♪ You gotta be home every time he phones ♪ 1532 01:23:11,668 --> 01:23:15,770 ♪ Sometimes the going gets a little tough ♪ 1533 01:23:15,772 --> 01:23:19,841 ♪ Seems like my best ain't good enough ♪ 1534 01:23:19,843 --> 01:23:24,212 ♪ Keeps you losing sleep seven days a week, yeah ♪ 1535 01:23:24,214 --> 01:23:26,214 ♪ It ain't easy ♪ 1536 01:23:26,216 --> 01:23:28,717 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪ 1537 01:23:28,719 --> 01:23:32,787 ♪ To keep the one you love by your side ♪ 1538 01:23:32,789 --> 01:23:36,791 ♪ Do what you can though he seems ungrateful... ♪ 1539 01:23:36,793 --> 01:23:37,926 Hey there. 1540 01:23:37,928 --> 01:23:39,694 Oh, shit. 1541 01:23:39,696 --> 01:23:41,796 The, uh... 1542 01:23:41,798 --> 01:23:44,933 assholes you work for tried to kill me, 1543 01:23:44,935 --> 01:23:48,036 so I killed them instead. 1544 01:23:48,038 --> 01:23:49,806 Now I want to go home. 1545 01:23:52,075 --> 01:23:53,942 That gonna be a problem? 1546 01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:55,844 Certainly not, ma'am. 1547 01:23:55,846 --> 01:23:57,512 KELLY: No. 1548 01:23:57,514 --> 01:23:59,814 May I... may I pour that for you? 1549 01:23:59,816 --> 01:24:01,650 Yeah. 1550 01:24:01,652 --> 01:24:05,820 (plane whirring) 1551 01:24:05,822 --> 01:24:08,425 (doors closing) 1552 01:24:09,059 --> 01:24:11,693 (cork pops) 1553 01:24:11,695 --> 01:24:14,062 How about a snack? We have fantastic caviar. 1554 01:24:14,064 --> 01:24:16,498 - It's osetra... - Yeah. 1555 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,668 You got it. 1556 01:24:19,770 --> 01:24:21,772 (sighs) 1557 01:24:26,109 --> 01:24:27,876 You ever had caviar? 1558 01:24:27,878 --> 01:24:31,646 No, I-I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1559 01:24:31,648 --> 01:24:33,850 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1560 01:24:36,287 --> 01:24:38,655 - Dig in. - (both laugh) 1561 01:24:47,064 --> 01:24:49,066 H-How is it? 1562 01:24:53,670 --> 01:24:56,039 It's fucking great. 1563 01:24:56,041 --> 01:25:00,809 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1564 01:25:00,811 --> 01:25:03,480 ♪ ♪ 1565 01:25:32,776 --> 01:25:34,911 ♪ ♪ 1566 01:26:02,205 --> 01:26:04,708 ♪ ♪ 1567 01:26:34,738 --> 01:26:37,741 ♪ ♪ 1568 01:27:07,771 --> 01:27:09,773 ♪ ♪ 1569 01:27:39,803 --> 01:27:41,805 ♪ ♪ 1570 01:28:11,835 --> 01:28:13,837 ♪ ♪ 1571 01:28:43,867 --> 01:28:45,869 ♪ ♪ 1572 01:29:15,899 --> 01:29:17,901 ♪ ♪ 1573 01:29:47,931 --> 01:29:49,933 ♪ ♪ 1574 01:30:00,010 --> 01:30:01,379 (music ends) 106223