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These are my friends,
Jerry and Marge Selbee.
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They live in Evart, Michigan.
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It's a small town that's
not exactly in its prime.
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Though, to be honest,
neither are Jerry and Marge.
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Today, they're on their way
to buy lottery tickets.
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Lots and lots of lottery
tickets.
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But they're not hoping
to get lucky.
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You see, they don't need luck.
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But this story
doesn't start there.
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It starts with Jerry,
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getting up before dawn just like
he has every day for 42 years,
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going to work at
the Corn Flakes factory,
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for what he fears
will be the last time.
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It's a math problem, really.
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If you count the letters, uh,
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except the letter "I,"
which they skip
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because it looks like a "1",
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then you realize
that "J" is February.
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And then, the last letter...
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Oh, boy.
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That designates the plant code,
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which was not easy
to figure out, but, uh...
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I did.
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Jerry,
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you don't have to work
so hard. You're retiring.
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Well, yeah. But... I...
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I don't have to be. Um...
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I know my line
is shutting down, but...
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You know, I have a thing
with numbers.
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Come on.
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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.
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He's the best line manager
we ever had, right?
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Absolutely.
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Hey. Why don't you
tell these guys
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how you started
working here in high school?
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You worked nights, right?
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To Jerry. All right.
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Not everybody
can pull off 42 years
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without getting fired.
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And now you have a boss who's
going to let you sleep in.
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And won't yell at me.
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Wrong about that.Oh.
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You know, you should get
your real estate license,
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just like Howard did.
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It's like having a job.
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But it's also like
being retired,
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because you don't do anything.
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It's true.
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Most days, I don't
even leave the house.
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Well...
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You know, I'll make it work.
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You know, I can always help
Marge around the house.
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No, you don't need to do that.
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No, I'd be happy to.
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I mean, you've been taking
care of this place for years.
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I kind of have a system.
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Oh, yeah, and a good one.
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But, you know, every system
can use an improvement.
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Oh, God. Here we go.
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Hey. I got an idea. Yeah?
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Why don't I try consulting
on some of your job sites?
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You know, find ways of
making things run better.Ah.
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You wanna walk around
on my construction site
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and tell me what I'm doing wrong?
Oof.
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I wouldn't charge much.
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Oh, and I have
to pay you for this?
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Darn right. Are you going
to also come by
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and teach my wife
how to grade papers?
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Hey, Dad, if I lived here,
I would welcome that.
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Thank you, Dawn.
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I'm gonna take you up on that.
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I'm gonna drive down
to Grand Rapids more often.
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Oh, whoops.
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You sold it too well.
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Shut up. Backfired right in your face.
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Yeah, sweetie? Okay.
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Can we show Pop Pop?
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Uh, yeah, you wanna show
Pop Pop right now?
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Show me what?
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We got you
a retirement present. Surprise.
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Okay.
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Open your eyes. Open.
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Holy cow!
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A fishing boat. What...
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Do I like fishing?
I do? Okay. Yeah, you took me once.
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Yeah, now you can go
whenever you want.
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Yeah, how about that?
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This is great.
Thank you.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Oh, good.
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Oh. Dad likes it.
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And you, for keeping a secret.
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Thank you, pumpkin.
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Thank you, Doug. You like it?
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Yeah. All right.
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My goodness.
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My goodness. Good job.
You didn't spoil it.
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That was your one job.
You did so good. You okay?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I don't have many
regular clothes.
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It's all work shirts.
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Well, we can
get you more clothes.
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Hmm.
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It'll be an adjustment.
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You'll find your way.
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Hmm.
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Have you?
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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.
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You want this one?
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Nope.
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Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.
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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.
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Dang it. Maybe I have cash.
Let me just...
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I know you're good for it.
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Thanks, Leon.
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What are you doing out here?
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My appointment is at00.
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No, you said you'd come at00.
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I don't have any other appointments.
I have six clients.
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Okay.
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How do you make a living
with only six clients?
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I don't. I just became an online
travel agent. See the posters?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, why do you need
posters if it's online?
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Because they were free.
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Why do you always have to understand
the reasoning behind everything?
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Oh, well.
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It's the only way
I can make sense of things.
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How's the boat?
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Water's still too cold.
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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.
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Hmm. How's my account?
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Speaking of cold...
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2% gains,
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which doesn't sound
like much, because it isn't.
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Look, you gotta
be more aggressive.
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If you let me put that in stocks,
I could probably get you 10%.
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That would double
your money in only...
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7.27 years.
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Literally the only time I was
going to get to use that today.
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Nope.
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This is all we've got.
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And I'm not about
to gamble with it.
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It's not gambling. It seems
like a risk, but the market...
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Yeah, well, if you
could lose it, it's gambling.
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I'll call you in a month
for my next appointment.
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Don't need an appointment.Okay.
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Take out the boat.
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I may just do that.
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Oh!
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No.
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Holy cow!
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Hey, Jer.
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What's a roll down? It's when
the jackpot hits two million
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and nobody gets six numbers.
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Then the whole jackpot
rolls down
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to the people
who got three or four...
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Whatever.
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Just better odds.
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Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.
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Better odds.
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Can that be right?
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All right.
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It's not gambling.
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The lottery? Yup. There's a way
to win every time.
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Are you having a stroke?
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There's a loophole
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they didn't see, and it's
right here in the math.
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Now, on a typical drawing,
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you'd have a one in 54 chance of
hitting three out of six numbers,
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and a one in 1,500
chance of hitting four.
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Odds are you'll lose every time.
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Not every time.
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I won a free ticket
last week, which lost.
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But on the roll down weeks,
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the payouts to the lower numbers
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increases above the amount
that you would pay to play.
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So, the math is in your favor.
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And they missed it.
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I don't know what this says.
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Looks like the numbers a crazy
man drew on his cell wall.
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It means that
on the roll down weeks,
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you're guaranteed to win.
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That can't be true.
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Why not? Because it's
the lottery, Jerry.
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There's a building
of people in Detroit
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whose job it is to know how
the numbers work. And they do.
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I cannot believe
you are my accountant.
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Parttime accountant.
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Fulltime online travel agent.
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Hey, Mindy.
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Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?
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Uh, no... I...
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I'd like to withdraw $2,000.
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Yep.
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So, how are your feet?
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Been better.
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Rolling the tennis ball helped,
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until my manager tripped on it
and threw it into the street.
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I can bring you another one.
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They come in threes.Thanks.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'll be back in a couple
of days with a deposit.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Probably be 20% more than this.
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Give or take.
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See you then.Okay.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Have a good day.
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Two thousand WinFall tickets.
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Two thousand?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Good evening, folks, and welcome to
this week's WinFall lottery roll down.
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Grab your tickets, have a seat
and let's get right to it.
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The first lucky number is six.
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The second number...
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Twentythree.
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You okay? Oh, yeah. Never better.
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Fortythree. So, how'd
it go with the boat?
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Oh, uh...
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They said they can fix the
motor, but it's not for me.
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I mean, we're supposed to be doing
stuff together anyway, right?
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Thirtyone.
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You want to watch a movie?
The next winning number is...
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Oh... No, I didn't
mean right now. Ten.
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Well, so, when? Well, I don't know.
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I'm watching a program.
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You're watching this?
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No.
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Fortythree, 31, 10, and 32.
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And we hope you're a winner.
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One...
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That's one's four.
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Twentyone, 28.
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Sixteen.
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Problem is, nobody knows
about this town.
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Evart should start selling houses for
a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.
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Lure people here.
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We can live in Tuscany
for a dollar?
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Well, a Euro.
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That's a dollar.
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No, a little more than that.
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Jerry, how much is a Euro?
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Jerry.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Mmm.
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Full house.
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We're playing gin.
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Oh.
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Thank you so much. All right.
Well, goodnight.
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Goodnight. Take care.
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Have a good
walk home. Okay.
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Gin, or poker, or cribbage,
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I get confused by them all.
You don't care. You don't care.
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Scrabble.
Scrabblenext.
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All right, night.
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You're going to have
to tell me what's going on.
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I'm too old to wait it out.
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Oh...
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I missed my chance.
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I did everything
I was supposed to do.
264
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,288
Everything I had to do.
265
00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:51,188
Now it's too late
to do anything else.
266
00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:55,296
Oh, your life isn't over.
267
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,027
Everybody seems to think it is.
268
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,683
Well...
269
00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:07,722
Heck, I can do anything.
270
00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:10,690
I'd still be at the factory
if they didn't cut my line.
271
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,142
But instead...
272
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,353
These are my golden years.
273
00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:21,460
Yeah, just because things didn't
work out the way you wanted,
274
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,462
doesn't mean they won't.
275
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,843
Good luck happens, same as bad.
276
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,056
What?
277
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:36,026
Good luck, it happens
same as bad?
278
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:38,995
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah.
279
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,274
What? Oh, man. What a dummy.
280
00:16:43,309 --> 00:16:44,552
Not you. Me.
281
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,899
You're a genius.
282
00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:50,213
Sample size.
283
00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:54,182
That is where I went wrong.
284
00:16:54,286 --> 00:16:57,806
I didn't calculate
the frequency of probability.
285
00:16:58,290 --> 00:16:59,291
It's just math.
286
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,258
Oh, I don't like math.
287
00:17:01,362 --> 00:17:03,295
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
288
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,470
Here, let me show you...
289
00:17:06,574 --> 00:17:08,748
Here. So,
if you take a coin
290
00:17:08,852 --> 00:17:10,992
and you flipped it 1,000 times,
291
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:14,237
you might still get 60% heads.
292
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:20,760
But if you flipped it 5,000 times,
the probability gets closer to 50%.
293
00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:24,902
The sample has to be large enough
to take luck out of the equation.
294
00:17:25,006 --> 00:17:27,940
And this is for you.
295
00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:31,323
Are you depositing a penny?
296
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,084
No. No.
297
00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:35,465
No. Uh...
298
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,192
I wanna make a withdrawal.
299
00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:41,333
$4,200.
300
00:17:43,024 --> 00:17:44,681
Oh, and how much does
that leave us with?
301
00:17:44,784 --> 00:17:46,993
I am checking.
302
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:50,997
A little over four.
303
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:52,412
Okay.
304
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:57,176
Make it six, then.
305
00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,385
Six? Mmmhmm.
306
00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:09,430
Eight?
307
00:18:11,397 --> 00:18:12,571
Eight?$8,000.
308
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,400
Are you sure? Hmm.
309
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,680
Ninetyeight.
310
00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:24,376
Ninetynine.
311
00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:28,104
Eight thousand.
312
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,555
Thank you, Midge.
313
00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:33,247
There we go.
314
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,350
Byebye.
315
00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:38,459
You know,
every town has a thing.
316
00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:39,874
We need a thing.
317
00:18:39,977 --> 00:18:41,772
What happened to jazz fest?
318
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:44,327
Well, we couldn't keep
the stage up to code.
319
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,708
Oh, one of those clogger
girls fell right through.
320
00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:48,124
Oh, yeah.
321
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,504
Jazz fest made money, too.
322
00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:52,438
I mean, not that year,
because the girl sued us.Yeah.
323
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,854
She was upset 'cause
we were still clapping.
324
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,856
We thought it was
part of the show.
325
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,168
Oh.
326
00:18:58,272 --> 00:18:59,997
By the way, a bunch
of us are pooling money
327
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,172
for the lottery tonight.
328
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,726
They're doing that roll down
thing, where you can win more.
329
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:07,798
We're not lottery people. That's probably
for the best.
330
00:19:07,902 --> 00:19:09,776
You know, there are some
people who blow thousands
331
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,216
on those things?
332
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,838
You all right? Here we go.
333
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:14,885
What's the matter?
Take the drink. Down the wrong pipe.
334
00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:15,910
Eating too fast.
335
00:19:17,912 --> 00:19:19,120
Yeah.
336
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,261
Ooh.
337
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,162
Four.
338
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,249
Whoo.
339
00:20:06,892 --> 00:20:08,490
I mean, it's like
a regular travel agent,
340
00:20:08,514 --> 00:20:09,514
but it's online,
341
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:10,744
so people can act like animals
342
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,942
when something doesn't work out.
343
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:13,692
Hey, you should be traveling.
344
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,350
You and Wendy used to go on
all these cruises and come back
345
00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:17,810
and call everything port
and starboard.
346
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,156
I didn't even
know which was which.
347
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,147
Depends which ocean you're on.
348
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,736
Hmm. No. No. Yep.
349
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,531
She'd want you to have fun.
350
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,153
It's been three years.
351
00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:29,190
Oh, brats. Brats
and burgers. All?
352
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,674
With
cheese on it.Okay.
353
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:32,089
Brats and... Oh. Cheddar?
354
00:20:32,193 --> 00:20:33,988
Doug, would you watch
the grill for a second?
355
00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,059
See? This is
a good time. Huh?
356
00:20:36,162 --> 00:20:37,854
Mmm. I told you it'd be
worth the drive.
357
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,062
No, you said you didn't know
358
00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:40,650
how many weekends you have left.
359
00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:41,927
Well, I don't.
360
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:45,102
Yeah, but the math works.
361
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,863
Drive for two hours,
get a free burger.
362
00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:48,347
Offsets the cost of gas.
363
00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:49,728
I don't eat meat, Dad.
364
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,385
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.
365
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:52,696
No, that's still meat.
366
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,077
Okay.
367
00:20:54,698 --> 00:20:55,941
Is he okay?
368
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:59,738
He just doesn't know
the formula for "I miss you."
369
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,081
It is more fun when you're here.
370
00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:03,673
I know, but you and Dad,
you gotta have fun together.
371
00:21:03,776 --> 00:21:04,846
Yeah.
372
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,134
I know you've waited
a really long time
373
00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:07,953
for him to retire. I know.
374
00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:10,300
I know. We need to work on it.
375
00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:13,579
I can't even remember
the last time that we had...
376
00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:15,512
You know? What?
377
00:21:15,616 --> 00:21:17,776
Yeah. Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...
378
00:21:18,412 --> 00:21:19,551
Honey.
379
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,966
I'm gonna get a beer.
380
00:21:21,069 --> 00:21:22,864
Okay? Okay. We'll work on it.
381
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,866
I'm thinking about it anyway. Okay.
382
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:26,282
I wish he would.
383
00:21:28,422 --> 00:21:29,492
Whoa.
384
00:21:30,009 --> 00:21:31,079
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
385
00:21:31,183 --> 00:21:33,841
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.
386
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,912
Let's not...
Let's not open that.
387
00:21:36,015 --> 00:21:38,328
Why? I want the popcorn. I know. I know.
388
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:41,504
But this... this popcorn's
very stale. Ugh.
389
00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:43,471
I like stale.
390
00:21:43,575 --> 00:21:46,578
Well, but this is full of sugar.
It's no good for you.
391
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,443
I saw you eat seven Oreos.
392
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:51,928
You want an Oreo?
393
00:21:52,031 --> 00:21:53,550
You ate them all, Pop Pop.
394
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,002
Okay. All right. Uh...
395
00:21:57,105 --> 00:21:59,315
Let me just have it
for one minute.
396
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,593
Pop Pop will give it
back to you. I promise.
397
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,802
You trust Pop Pop now, right?
398
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,976
Let me just take one minute.
399
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,323
And I'll be right out.
400
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,649
Here you go.
401
00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:26,065
Take. Thanks, Pop Pop.
402
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,205
Yep.
403
00:22:45,671 --> 00:22:47,086
Something you wanna tell me?
404
00:22:47,915 --> 00:22:49,365
What?
405
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:50,469
The pantry.
406
00:22:55,716 --> 00:22:57,373
I'm playing the lottery.
407
00:22:59,305 --> 00:23:01,480
I meant the empty bag of Oreos.
408
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:09,177
I'm playing the lottery,
and I'm winning.
409
00:23:09,281 --> 00:23:12,457
I figured out the math,
and I won $15,000.
410
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,529
It's stuffed inside
the Frosted MiniWheats box.
411
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:17,772
Wow.
412
00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:26,298
I gave $20 to
Shirley's lottery pool.
413
00:23:26,402 --> 00:23:28,680
I guess it's not
such a big deal now.
414
00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:32,200
I...
415
00:23:32,649 --> 00:23:34,133
I had to try it.
416
00:23:34,237 --> 00:23:36,895
I... I found this
flaw in the game,
417
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,001
and I had to find out
if I was right.
418
00:23:40,105 --> 00:23:41,796
Well, why didn't
you just tell me?
419
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,524
I... felt silly.
420
00:23:45,628 --> 00:23:49,355
We barely have enough money
to retire on as it is, and...
421
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,599
This is no time to risk it.
422
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:55,707
Yes, it is. What?
423
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:56,915
It's time to risk it.
424
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,261
Because right now we're losing
425
00:23:58,364 --> 00:24:00,436
something that
matters even more.
426
00:24:01,575 --> 00:24:03,818
I've waited 40 years
for it to be just us,
427
00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:06,269
and so far
we kind of suck at it.
428
00:24:07,373 --> 00:24:08,373
We have Jeopardy.
429
00:24:08,444 --> 00:24:11,757
Oh, that's not
a thing. Jerry!
430
00:24:11,861 --> 00:24:13,345
I wanna have fun.
431
00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:16,279
I wanna have fun.
432
00:24:19,006 --> 00:24:21,940
Let's be
a little stupid. Huh?
433
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,735
We got married when we were 17,
434
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,530
so we know how to do it.
435
00:24:26,979 --> 00:24:28,222
Well, that's true.
436
00:24:29,326 --> 00:24:32,226
We need something for us.
437
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,541
I didn't think it would
be playing the lottery,
438
00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:40,476
but I'd rob a bank if it gave
us something to talk about.
439
00:24:41,511 --> 00:24:42,581
Okay.
440
00:24:42,685 --> 00:24:45,895
$15,000?Yep.
441
00:24:48,725 --> 00:24:51,279
If we bet the whole $15,000...
442
00:24:51,383 --> 00:24:53,661
Oh, we should.
Let's bet it all. You think?
443
00:24:53,765 --> 00:24:56,837
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking
the same thing. It's right...
444
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,839
No. No,
no, no, no.
445
00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:01,358
Leon, what happened to WinFall?
446
00:25:01,462 --> 00:25:03,499
Oh, they...
they phased it out.
447
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:06,018
What? It's gone,
just like that?
448
00:25:06,122 --> 00:25:07,641
You don't play anyway, do you?
449
00:25:07,744 --> 00:25:10,609
No.Yeah, well, I guess
people will just
450
00:25:10,713 --> 00:25:12,922
have to play the one
in Massachusetts now.
451
00:25:15,407 --> 00:25:18,099
The math works. You can see
that. You're an accountant.
452
00:25:18,203 --> 00:25:19,722
Yeah. I mean...
453
00:25:19,825 --> 00:25:20,861
I mean, it looks right.
454
00:25:20,964 --> 00:25:22,414
And Massachusetts
isn't that far.
455
00:25:22,518 --> 00:25:26,073
No, it's only about a 10hour drive
if our truck doesn't break down.
456
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,971
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.
457
00:25:28,075 --> 00:25:29,421
From whom?
458
00:25:29,525 --> 00:25:31,561
Truckers. Yeah, they're always
looking for company.
459
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:33,908
To murder. We'll jump out
if it gets weird.
460
00:25:34,012 --> 00:25:36,808
And they won't even know that we
have a duffle bag full of cash.
461
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,120
Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.
462
00:25:39,224 --> 00:25:41,675
All right. All right, what?
463
00:25:41,778 --> 00:25:42,848
I'm in, too.
464
00:25:42,952 --> 00:25:44,885
You sure? No.
465
00:25:44,988 --> 00:25:48,474
But what the hell? Put me in
for 1,000.
466
00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:50,580
I just got a cruise
I gotta cancel now.
467
00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:08,564
Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.
468
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:12,050
Yeah. We're going to need
three days of food.
469
00:26:12,775 --> 00:26:13,672
Oh.
470
00:26:13,776 --> 00:26:15,778
And I found us
a small town to play in.
471
00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,401
Yeah, keep things quiet.
472
00:26:18,504 --> 00:26:20,714
You know, like how
I park a block away
473
00:26:20,817 --> 00:26:22,267
at a good garage sale.
474
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:23,751
Yeah? Oh.Move.
475
00:26:26,996 --> 00:26:29,205
You got a ham radio? What?
476
00:26:29,308 --> 00:26:31,207
Ham radio. We're gonna
hit some dead zones.
477
00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:34,313
I suppose I can go to Ace... Wait a minute.
478
00:26:35,487 --> 00:26:36,902
How are we on batteries?
479
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,249
Uh... I...
480
00:26:39,353 --> 00:26:41,700
Ah.
481
00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:45,670
Okay. Let's get some more.
Just in case.
482
00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:47,810
Feels like we really
are robbing a bank.
483
00:26:47,913 --> 00:26:51,261
Nah. It's gonna be
more fun. You take that.
484
00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:53,091
Here are the keys.
485
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,955
All right. Aah.
486
00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:57,233
I got the coupons.
487
00:26:57,336 --> 00:26:58,648
All right. You grab that.
488
00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,719
Oh, now? Oh.
489
00:27:00,823 --> 00:27:02,100
Let's go.Oh.
490
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,102
Can I get dressed first?
491
00:27:09,072 --> 00:27:11,350
Mmm.Whoo.
492
00:27:11,454 --> 00:27:12,800
You have cookies?
493
00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:20,083
Ooh.
494
00:27:56,602 --> 00:27:57,880
Doesn't look like much.
495
00:27:57,983 --> 00:28:01,090
Well, all we need is
a ticket machine, right?
496
00:28:06,716 --> 00:28:08,580
Hey, kid, those are
buy one, get one free,
497
00:28:08,684 --> 00:28:10,340
'cause they're so out of date.
498
00:28:10,444 --> 00:28:11,756
They're from 2013,
499
00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:14,897
but they'll still
turn your mouth blue.
500
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:18,486
Actually, I'm gonna
get them first.
501
00:28:18,590 --> 00:28:20,454
How can I help you?
502
00:28:20,557 --> 00:28:23,871
We'd like to buy
8,000 WinFall tickets.
503
00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:27,185
I'm gonna get you first.
504
00:28:30,602 --> 00:28:32,086
No way is this enough.
505
00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:34,744
There's no way that was enough.
506
00:28:35,227 --> 00:28:36,366
Uh...
507
00:28:36,470 --> 00:28:38,852
Eight thousand WinFall
tickets is, like...
508
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,924
$29,000.
509
00:28:42,027 --> 00:28:44,685
No. 16,000.$16,000.
510
00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:47,584
And that is how much we brought.
511
00:28:49,483 --> 00:28:52,797
Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets
an hour, so you'll be here all day.
512
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,489
And let me tell you from experience,
being here all day sucks.
513
00:28:56,697 --> 00:28:58,043
Because I'm here all day.
514
00:28:59,769 --> 00:29:03,911
Well, he's right. It's gonna
take eight hours.
515
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,569
I can do it. Let's get rolling.
516
00:29:06,672 --> 00:29:10,573
You want us? Yeah, come on.
I got work to do.
517
00:29:10,676 --> 00:29:13,162
I'm busy. Well, can you show us
how it works?
518
00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:14,611
You'll figure it out.
519
00:29:14,715 --> 00:29:16,993
Sorry, the motel's
not so great.
520
00:29:17,097 --> 00:29:19,306
The Pick and Shovel.
521
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,790
Perfect name.
522
00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:23,586
Because it's what you
need to dig a grave.
523
00:29:23,689 --> 00:29:26,347
Hah. Reminds me
of our wedding night.
524
00:29:26,451 --> 00:29:27,901
Huh?
525
00:29:28,004 --> 00:29:31,283
My dad gave me enough money
to take you to the prom.
526
00:29:31,387 --> 00:29:34,010
But then I thought, "Heck,
the prom ends at midnight",
527
00:29:34,114 --> 00:29:36,633
"but a marriage,
that lasts forever."
528
00:29:36,737 --> 00:29:38,325
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."
529
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:40,845
Which you spent on a Days Inn.
530
00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:43,709
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.
531
00:29:43,813 --> 00:29:47,541
Well, I'm glad
we're being crazy.
532
00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:49,681
I'd sleep in the car
if I had to.
533
00:29:49,785 --> 00:29:51,787
Well, you may have to.
534
00:29:52,684 --> 00:29:54,341
I don't think this door locks.
535
00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:57,171
Oh, it's on, Jerry. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
536
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:01,900
All right.
537
00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:05,076
Oh, you have the...
538
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:08,217
Cross those fingers, our
very last lucky number is 21.
539
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:14,223
Folks, those numbers, one more
time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.
540
00:30:14,326 --> 00:30:17,019
All right, folks, check those numbers.
We wish you the best of luck.
541
00:30:17,122 --> 00:30:19,366
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.
542
00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:28,824
Well, we got 8,000
tickets to check.
543
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:30,687
Let's get started.
544
00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:32,793
We'll probably see sunrise.
545
00:30:56,023 --> 00:31:01,166
The last one
is a threenumber winner.
546
00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:03,099
Oh, good.
547
00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:05,032
Okay.
548
00:31:06,827 --> 00:31:10,658
So we bet 16,000.Mmmhmm.
549
00:31:11,867 --> 00:31:16,733
And the two number winners
just gives us free tickets,
550
00:31:16,837 --> 00:31:19,288
so if we count those
as a push...
551
00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:22,360
Which means we made...
552
00:31:23,499 --> 00:31:25,950
$21,043.
553
00:31:26,226 --> 00:31:27,710
Oh...
554
00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:30,540
I think we're gonna
need more Oreos.
555
00:31:32,404 --> 00:31:36,546
Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's
a little piece left there for you.
556
00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:39,239
No.You sure you don't...
557
00:31:39,342 --> 00:31:40,654
No, thank you.
558
00:31:59,776 --> 00:32:03,539
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.
559
00:32:03,642 --> 00:32:05,023
Of course they did.
560
00:32:05,127 --> 00:32:06,991
It's not against the rules
to buy tickets.
561
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:10,615
I thought an alarm would go off
and they'd start yelling at me.
562
00:32:10,718 --> 00:32:12,720
So did I.
563
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:17,001
Do you really think
we're the only ones who know?
564
00:32:36,296 --> 00:32:40,541
Hey, why are there ultrasonic
sensors on our toilet stalls?
565
00:32:40,645 --> 00:32:42,095
Bathroom vacancy grid.
566
00:32:42,198 --> 00:32:44,925
I got tired of walking in there
and seeing feet under every stall.
567
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,963
So, now I know that when the
light is green, the toilet is...
568
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,965
Well, not clean,
but nobody is sitting on it.
569
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,977
We're supposed to be doing
our research projects.
570
00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:53,001
I am.
571
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:54,624
Bathroom lights? No. That'd be stupid.
572
00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:55,867
I'm doing one on the lottery.
573
00:32:55,971 --> 00:32:58,490
Ah. That's way
more stupid.
574
00:32:58,594 --> 00:32:59,871
It's not. I'm evaluating
575
00:32:59,975 --> 00:33:03,426
the exact odds of winning
Powerball versus Mega Millions.
576
00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:06,429
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.
577
00:33:07,844 --> 00:33:09,053
What are these?
578
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:11,848
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.
579
00:33:11,952 --> 00:33:14,299
Sweet. The handicapped
stall is open.
580
00:33:52,268 --> 00:33:53,821
Jerry, pull over.
581
00:33:54,857 --> 00:33:57,342
Come on, pull over. We're
only a mile from home.
582
00:33:57,446 --> 00:33:58,688
No.You can't hold it?
583
00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:00,173
It's not that.
584
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:02,934
Okay. Okay.
585
00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,334
Marge, how long
is this gonna take?
586
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:25,163
'Cause I actually have to go.
587
00:34:27,027 --> 00:34:30,237
Did you ever think maybe the
world wasn't passing you by?
588
00:34:31,963 --> 00:34:34,069
Maybe you were meant to be here.
589
00:34:35,518 --> 00:34:36,968
To work in the factory
590
00:34:37,072 --> 00:34:39,315
and to care about all these
people the way you do,
591
00:34:39,419 --> 00:34:43,147
because the day would come
when you could help them.
592
00:34:45,873 --> 00:34:47,772
What do you mean?
593
00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:51,465
Well, you said the more
we bet, the better the odds.
594
00:35:06,515 --> 00:35:07,964
I did say that.
595
00:35:14,074 --> 00:35:16,559
So you wanna start
a corporation?
596
00:35:16,663 --> 00:35:18,078
Bring in the whole town.
597
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:20,839
If we sell shares, we'll have
more capital to invest.
598
00:35:20,943 --> 00:35:22,979
Go big or go home.
599
00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:25,534
Then we'll split the profits
with the shareholders.
600
00:35:25,637 --> 00:35:27,018
Everybody rides.
601
00:35:27,122 --> 00:35:28,362
Will you stop talking like that?
602
00:35:28,399 --> 00:35:30,332
Sorry. I'm just
really into it.
603
00:35:30,435 --> 00:35:31,816
She's really into it.
604
00:35:31,919 --> 00:35:33,266
Because she knows it'll work.
605
00:35:33,369 --> 00:35:34,474
House always wins.
606
00:35:34,577 --> 00:35:35,578
Stop it.
607
00:35:36,821 --> 00:35:38,523
You really think
people will come in on this?
608
00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:39,824
Yup. You did.
609
00:35:39,927 --> 00:35:42,208
Yeah, but I'm a depressed
widower with nothing to live for.
610
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:44,932
You wanna buy
more shares, then? Yes!
611
00:35:45,864 --> 00:35:47,556
And that about does it.
612
00:35:47,659 --> 00:35:49,178
Any questions?
613
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:53,044
So, uh, GS
Investment Strategies? That's right.
614
00:35:53,148 --> 00:35:55,736
We've got a business license
and everything.
615
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,910
Not much of a name.
616
00:35:57,013 --> 00:35:58,360
Well, don't worry
about the name.
617
00:35:58,463 --> 00:35:59,943
You need "lottery"
in there somewhere.
618
00:36:00,016 --> 00:36:01,432
Well, the name's not important.
619
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:05,298
It is if you wanna sell the idea.
I took a class on marketing.
620
00:36:05,401 --> 00:36:10,648
Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a
share for $500 and you make a profit.
621
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,684
It's that simple. Do you have a logo?
622
00:36:12,788 --> 00:36:14,479
Don't need a logo. Logos help.
623
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,481
I have a pig on a tractor.
624
00:36:17,965 --> 00:36:21,969
Yeah. Okay, look, you all
have known me for years.
625
00:36:22,073 --> 00:36:25,041
This will work,
and it'll help everybody.
626
00:36:25,145 --> 00:36:26,664
What if we want in,
627
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:30,426
but we're behind on our bills,
and don't have enough for a share?
628
00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:32,635
Do you accept other
forms of payment?
629
00:36:33,015 --> 00:36:34,085
Like what?
630
00:36:47,547 --> 00:36:48,617
Wait, wait, wait.
631
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,101
Got it all right here.
632
00:36:50,205 --> 00:36:51,861
Oh, we're in.
633
00:36:51,965 --> 00:36:54,139
I've never done
anything criminal like this.
634
00:36:54,243 --> 00:36:56,245
No, Shirley,
it's not criminal.
635
00:36:56,349 --> 00:37:00,042
We're gonna pay taxes on all
the winnings and claim expenses.
636
00:37:00,145 --> 00:37:02,355
Jerry's got it all worked out.
637
00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:05,530
Your mother and I
are going into business.
638
00:37:05,634 --> 00:37:08,292
Are you selling her toffee
or something?
639
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:11,295
No. We're gonna play
the lottery.
640
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:14,263
It's 500 a share.Okay.
641
00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:16,817
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?
642
00:37:16,921 --> 00:37:19,061
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.
643
00:37:19,164 --> 00:37:20,924
You can see in
the first three playsDad, Dad.
644
00:37:20,994 --> 00:37:22,234
That we've increased our profit.
645
00:37:22,271 --> 00:37:24,031
It's just not for me.
646
00:37:24,135 --> 00:37:26,862
I just don't understand this.
It's just math.
647
00:37:26,965 --> 00:37:28,795
It's always just math.
648
00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:31,222
It's like sorting through coins,
looking for buffalo nickels,
649
00:37:31,246 --> 00:37:33,075
because you had
calculated there was,
650
00:37:33,178 --> 00:37:35,422
what, one in every
seven rolls or something?
651
00:37:35,526 --> 00:37:37,631
Yeah. We made $600.
652
00:37:37,735 --> 00:37:42,015
We sorted through coins every
weekend for a month. I was 12.
653
00:37:42,118 --> 00:37:43,361
It was fun.
654
00:37:45,052 --> 00:37:48,332
It would have been nice to just
throw the football or something.
655
00:37:50,817 --> 00:37:52,163
Look, I'm...
656
00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,753
Hey, Doug?
657
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:58,076
Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn
and they want you to come take a look.
658
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,300
All right.
I'll be right there.
659
00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:01,759
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.
660
00:38:07,316 --> 00:38:09,249
I'll be in your business,
Pop Pop.
661
00:38:11,113 --> 00:38:13,771
How are you at logos? Good.
662
00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,359
Well, come here and show
Pop Pop.
663
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:17,499
Here.
664
00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,814
Let me give you some paper.
665
00:38:22,918 --> 00:38:25,230
And you show me what you can do
666
00:38:25,334 --> 00:38:28,475
about drawing a logo
for Pop Pop's business.
667
00:38:28,579 --> 00:38:31,202
If you wanna get that going,
push your button.
668
00:38:31,306 --> 00:38:32,686
Right there.
Push the button.
669
00:38:43,939 --> 00:38:46,597
Bill? Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Marge.
670
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,392
Hi.
671
00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:50,497
Hey, uh, if we're gonna
do this again,
672
00:38:50,601 --> 00:38:52,879
I'm gonna need to charge you
for using the microwave.
673
00:38:54,259 --> 00:38:57,332
We are betting 40,000.
674
00:38:58,056 --> 00:38:59,195
You guys drug dealers?
675
00:38:59,299 --> 00:39:02,854
No. We're professional
lottery players.
676
00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:04,408
I don't think that's a thing.
677
00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:06,064
It is now.
678
00:39:06,168 --> 00:39:09,482
Listen, as much as I'd like to see
if you can stand behind that thing
679
00:39:09,585 --> 00:39:11,656
for that long
without breaking a hip,
680
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,280
there's no way you can buy that
many tickets before closing time.
681
00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:16,074
Can you stay open later?
682
00:39:16,178 --> 00:39:17,524
Oh, I'm afraid not.
683
00:39:19,664 --> 00:39:22,046
I'm undergoing some marital
trauma at the moment.
684
00:39:22,149 --> 00:39:24,462
Oh.Well, truth be told,
685
00:39:24,566 --> 00:39:26,878
tonight is a drinking
celebration with my buddies.
686
00:39:26,982 --> 00:39:30,641
Now, admittedly we do it out
there, in the parking lot,
687
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,782
but, uh, I just can't have
customers in here.
688
00:39:33,885 --> 00:39:35,404
It's a liability.
689
00:39:37,061 --> 00:39:38,994
Well...
690
00:39:39,097 --> 00:39:41,134
What if we weren't customers?
691
00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:50,557
I have no idea what you're
talking about.
692
00:39:51,455 --> 00:39:54,665
What if we were partners?
693
00:39:54,768 --> 00:40:01,534
Bill, I'd like to introduce you
to GS Investment Strategies.
694
00:40:03,846 --> 00:40:05,469
I'm in. Can I be in?
695
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:12,476
So I'm a shareholder, and I could
totally get you guys in if you want.
696
00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:15,962
So, it's a WinFall,
so when the numbers...
697
00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:19,966
Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's
say you've got several hundred dollars.
698
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:25,350
Then there is these lottery numbers.
If they don't hit, you win.
699
00:40:26,144 --> 00:40:28,802
You in? You got any money?
700
00:40:29,769 --> 00:40:31,736
I believe we are done.
701
00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:34,429
Hey, I got two more
shareholders.
702
00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:37,612
One of them's got to rob his parents'
house real quick, but he's definitely in.
703
00:40:38,847 --> 00:40:41,194
That's 500 more tickets.Yup.
704
00:40:41,297 --> 00:40:42,471
All right.
705
00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:44,266
You want a bong hit real quick?
706
00:40:44,369 --> 00:40:47,165
I don't know what that is. Marge?
707
00:40:47,269 --> 00:40:50,375
No thanks, Bill. All right. Ow!
708
00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:57,244
Our next number is 46...
709
00:40:57,969 --> 00:40:59,695
Number 24...
710
00:40:59,799 --> 00:41:03,699
And our very last number for
today is number 23.
711
00:41:03,803 --> 00:41:07,841
So, one more time, those numbers
are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...
712
00:41:07,945 --> 00:41:10,326
Okay, here we go.
713
00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:13,329
No more
cigarette burns, huh? Yeah.
714
00:41:17,748 --> 00:41:19,301
Well...
715
00:41:19,404 --> 00:41:24,340
I guess we fire up some
of that delicious motel coffee
716
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,102
and get started.
717
00:41:27,205 --> 00:41:28,759
Or it could wait till morning.
718
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:30,692
Tomorrow?
719
00:41:45,845 --> 00:41:47,260
Oh.
720
00:41:49,158 --> 00:41:50,608
Hmm.
721
00:41:58,029 --> 00:41:59,514
The lottery?
722
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:01,239
Lottery winners get
a lot of clicks.
723
00:42:01,343 --> 00:42:03,345
I don't do clicks. I do news.
724
00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:06,451
Do you not see all these
empty cubicles?
725
00:42:07,349 --> 00:42:09,524
Just poke around for something.
726
00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,871
Find me a headline that I can
727
00:42:11,974 --> 00:42:13,942
throw in the Spotlight section.
728
00:42:21,363 --> 00:42:24,055
Hmm.
729
00:42:24,159 --> 00:42:28,819
Oh, nice thing about this mattress
is, we both roll to the center.
730
00:42:31,407 --> 00:42:33,927
I don't think I can
get out if I tried.
731
00:42:34,031 --> 00:42:35,653
Well, we have time.
732
00:42:37,379 --> 00:42:39,692
What? What the heck?
733
00:42:39,795 --> 00:42:41,970
Hey, hey, all right, all right.
734
00:42:43,558 --> 00:42:45,870
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.
735
00:42:45,974 --> 00:42:47,734
It came in! What did?
736
00:42:47,838 --> 00:42:51,186
The lottery sends a tally of all
the winnings sold by the store.
737
00:42:51,289 --> 00:42:54,741
WinFall tickets won $82,000.
738
00:42:56,225 --> 00:42:59,470
And how many WinFall tickets
did you sell at your store?
739
00:42:59,574 --> 00:43:02,162
Just yours, plus six more. Yes!
740
00:43:02,266 --> 00:43:03,957
To me. But those didn't win.
741
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,373
We doubled it. We doubled it.
742
00:43:06,477 --> 00:43:08,272
We doubled it!
743
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,375
We doubled it!
744
00:43:10,550 --> 00:43:11,965
We doubled it!
745
00:43:54,318 --> 00:43:56,803
Whoo!
746
00:44:06,433 --> 00:44:08,056
It's Steve.
747
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:09,159
Hey, Steve.
748
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,714
Hey, Jerry.
749
00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:14,303
I was just checking to see how
we did. Um, you know, curious.
750
00:44:14,407 --> 00:44:17,824
I will be sending out an
official shareholder report.
751
00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:20,655
Yeah, yeah, right, right,
but you know...
752
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,726
He wants to know.
What do you think?
753
00:44:26,074 --> 00:44:28,939
Well, we doubled it.
754
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,042
We doubled it!
755
00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:42,021
Shh.
756
00:45:06,321 --> 00:45:08,161
This can't be real.
I didn't believe it either,
757
00:45:08,185 --> 00:45:11,395
but I've been running simulations
during the drawings, and it's right.
758
00:45:11,498 --> 00:45:14,053
If you bet at least 10 grand,
the odds tilt towards the buyer.
759
00:45:14,156 --> 00:45:16,376
Can you get money
from your dad? I'm not asking him for shit.
760
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,851
Why not? His name is on a building.
I think he can afford it.
761
00:45:18,954 --> 00:45:20,404
Because this is mine.
762
00:45:20,507 --> 00:45:21,785
Do you have 10 grand? No.
763
00:45:23,856 --> 00:45:25,271
I have a dorm.
764
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:26,721
Okay, that is one slice of pizza
765
00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:28,239
per person. One slice.
Thank you.
766
00:45:28,343 --> 00:45:30,863
Hey, only take a piece if
you contributed to the fund.
767
00:45:30,966 --> 00:45:35,730
The first thing you learn at Harvard
is that you're here for your future.
768
00:45:36,213 --> 00:45:37,593
Right?
769
00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:39,112
Second thing you learn...
770
00:45:39,699 --> 00:45:41,114
Is that's all bullshit.
771
00:45:42,357 --> 00:45:44,428
There is no future.
772
00:45:44,531 --> 00:45:48,466
There is just now
waiting for you to take it.
773
00:45:48,570 --> 00:45:52,436
I found a flaw in the lottery.
774
00:45:52,539 --> 00:45:55,266
Okay? A way to beat
the game every time
775
00:45:55,370 --> 00:45:58,304
because nobody at the lottery
figured out what I did.
776
00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:01,272
But it only works
if you can bet big.
777
00:46:01,376 --> 00:46:06,968
So, tell your parents that you
have new lab fees, or need books,
778
00:46:07,071 --> 00:46:08,901
or got an STD.
779
00:46:10,661 --> 00:46:16,287
Whatever it takes, because if we
pull this off, then we are legends!
780
00:46:19,532 --> 00:46:23,812
Also, I'm gonna need you all to
fill out about 300 lottery slips,
781
00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,503
so we don't bet duplicates.
782
00:46:25,607 --> 00:46:27,195
Here you go. That's for you.
783
00:46:28,196 --> 00:46:29,231
Thank you.
784
00:46:32,476 --> 00:46:34,098
You're not filling any out?
785
00:46:34,202 --> 00:46:36,100
No. I'm in charge.
786
00:46:39,069 --> 00:46:41,692
Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?
787
00:46:41,796 --> 00:46:44,453
Yup. All the
shareholders are chipping in.
788
00:46:44,557 --> 00:46:46,248
We're bringing back
the jazz festival.
789
00:46:46,352 --> 00:46:49,493
The best music is the music
you make up as you go along.
790
00:46:49,596 --> 00:46:52,772
Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have
had it when Prince was around.
791
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,360
He wouldn't have come, Howard.
792
00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:55,879
We'll never know.
793
00:46:55,982 --> 00:46:58,305
You guys are sure this is what
you wanna do with your money?
794
00:46:58,329 --> 00:46:59,720
You don't wanna
invest it somewhere?
795
00:46:59,744 --> 00:47:02,023
We are investing it somewhere.
796
00:47:05,129 --> 00:47:06,129
All right.
797
00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:08,684
I'll give you a hand. All right.
798
00:47:08,788 --> 00:47:11,273
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.
799
00:47:12,585 --> 00:47:14,759
Thank you.
800
00:47:15,312 --> 00:47:16,347
Wow.
801
00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:18,694
Why do you keep all these?
802
00:47:18,971 --> 00:47:20,213
The IRS.
803
00:47:21,111 --> 00:47:22,526
When we get audited,
804
00:47:22,629 --> 00:47:25,391
we'll need a paper trail of all
the losing tickets we bought.
805
00:47:25,494 --> 00:47:27,117
Think you're gonna get audited?
806
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,394
Oh, yeah.
807
00:47:29,153 --> 00:47:30,603
Jesus.
808
00:47:30,706 --> 00:47:34,607
You know, your group hired me to
fix the amphitheater. Sixmonth job.
809
00:47:34,710 --> 00:47:37,748
Oh. How about that?
810
00:47:37,852 --> 00:47:39,854
Yeah, how about that?
811
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:43,823
Well, you may wanna consider
chipping in on that.
812
00:47:44,134 --> 00:47:45,549
What?
813
00:47:45,652 --> 00:47:48,828
Well, you have a share.
814
00:47:50,278 --> 00:47:51,866
You did, from the start.
815
00:47:54,075 --> 00:47:55,145
Dad...
816
00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:58,769
You didn't have to do that.
817
00:47:58,873 --> 00:48:01,185
Oh, I didn't wanna count
nickels without you.
818
00:48:06,432 --> 00:48:10,574
I'm telling you, Dottie has done
such a great job with this bookstore.
819
00:48:10,677 --> 00:48:13,128
Yeah. You know,
Leon is renovating the hotel.
820
00:48:13,232 --> 00:48:15,786
Howard got him a deal on it,
but his commission is that
821
00:48:15,890 --> 00:48:18,651
he and Shirley get to use the
hot tub whenever they want.
822
00:48:18,754 --> 00:48:20,549
Leon will regret that.
823
00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:21,965
You are not kidding.
824
00:48:22,068 --> 00:48:23,587
Hello,
hello, everybody. Oh, hey!
825
00:48:27,246 --> 00:48:29,420
All right.
Well, go ahead...
826
00:48:29,524 --> 00:48:31,629
Go on, sit on down.
827
00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:35,426
Uh... Uh...
828
00:48:35,530 --> 00:48:37,014
Well...
829
00:48:37,118 --> 00:48:41,329
Look, first off, I can say that
we're doing pretty darn well.
830
00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:43,158
Yes.
831
00:48:43,262 --> 00:48:47,231
Yeah. But you probably already know that
by reading your shareholder report...
832
00:48:47,335 --> 00:48:48,853
I can't get mine to open.
833
00:48:48,957 --> 00:48:50,338
Oh, do you have Word?
834
00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:52,167
I have Windows, I think.
835
00:48:52,271 --> 00:48:54,135
I'll print you one, Shirley.
836
00:48:54,238 --> 00:48:55,238
Oh, thank you.
837
00:48:55,274 --> 00:48:56,758
Anyhoo...
838
00:48:57,793 --> 00:48:59,864
As you might have imagined it,
839
00:48:59,968 --> 00:49:03,627
we're gonna use the majority
of our capital for betting.
840
00:49:03,730 --> 00:49:04,869
Yeah.
841
00:49:04,973 --> 00:49:10,841
But there are dividends
that you can access.
842
00:49:10,945 --> 00:49:16,053
Right. So, I know a lot of people would
like to see the jazz festival come back.
843
00:49:17,744 --> 00:49:21,886
And, Old Frank can sure use a
mail truck he doesn't fall out of.
844
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:28,617
Uh, so, now on to
the profit ratios. We...
845
00:49:28,721 --> 00:49:31,275
Yes, Raj? Is there not food
at this thing?
846
00:49:31,379 --> 00:49:35,038
No. No. This is a shareholder
meeting. It's not a party.
847
00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:38,455
Then why did you have it at
00, when we all eat?
848
00:49:39,939 --> 00:49:43,322
Well, you're welcome to
all go to the diner, but...
849
00:49:43,425 --> 00:49:46,497
No, then you're not gonna
learn about the numbers.
850
00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:50,053
So, what's the next play?
851
00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:51,951
312,000 tickets.
852
00:49:52,055 --> 00:49:54,229
That's $600,000. Yeah.
853
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:57,819
We're betting half a million
in one play?
854
00:49:57,922 --> 00:49:59,545
Oh, the money is the easy part.
855
00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:00,960
Is it? Yeah.
856
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:03,411
It'll take four days of betting,
857
00:50:03,514 --> 00:50:05,792
two machines, 12 hours a day.
858
00:50:05,896 --> 00:50:08,071
Then why don't you
just bet the normal amount?
859
00:50:08,174 --> 00:50:09,244
Math.
860
00:50:09,348 --> 00:50:10,556
It's Newton's law.
861
00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:13,731
If you push against something,
it's gonna push back.
862
00:50:13,835 --> 00:50:15,457
And we discovered a flaw.
863
00:50:15,561 --> 00:50:20,152
But by using it, we've introduced
a variable that changes it.
864
00:50:20,255 --> 00:50:23,189
And we don't know how long
this game is gonna last.
865
00:50:23,293 --> 00:50:26,641
Then we need to make as much
money as we can, while we can.
866
00:50:26,744 --> 00:50:31,059
Get the festival going, and finish
rebuilding before it pushes back.
867
00:50:31,163 --> 00:50:32,233
Mmmhmm.
868
00:50:32,336 --> 00:50:33,796
I ordered a second machine
from the lottery,
869
00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:35,419
but they said you're only
allowed one per location,
870
00:50:35,443 --> 00:50:37,721
so I was like, "Well, what
if I have a second store?"
871
00:50:37,824 --> 00:50:40,827
They're like, "What's the address?" I
was like, "Uhoh. There's my mistake."
872
00:50:40,931 --> 00:50:43,140
And that's where
my buddy, Darryl, comes in.
873
00:50:43,244 --> 00:50:46,074
And, uh, we're gonna give him an
extra share, but here you are.
874
00:50:46,178 --> 00:50:50,009
You can print out 24 hours
a day, plus unlimited pie.
875
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,049
Look at this.
876
00:50:55,704 --> 00:50:56,809
What's this?
877
00:50:56,912 --> 00:50:58,535
From my source
at the AG's office.
878
00:50:58,638 --> 00:51:01,883
Now, the lottery has to disclose
players who claim more than 50 grand,
879
00:51:01,986 --> 00:51:03,229
five times a year.
880
00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:05,576
Sometimes the winners
are fronts, you know,
881
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,097
cashing tickets for people who owe
child support, or have a warrant,
882
00:51:09,201 --> 00:51:12,687
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.
883
00:51:12,790 --> 00:51:15,345
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.
884
00:51:15,448 --> 00:51:16,622
No criminal record.
885
00:51:16,725 --> 00:51:18,520
He's won this much? Yeah.
886
00:51:18,624 --> 00:51:22,800
Who drives 10 hours every month to
play the lottery in a different state?
887
00:51:22,904 --> 00:51:24,906
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense.Right.
888
00:51:44,788 --> 00:51:46,238
Loser!
889
00:51:53,797 --> 00:51:55,626
Did that woman just rob you?
890
00:51:55,730 --> 00:51:56,938
That's my wife.
891
00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,561
Wow.
892
00:52:00,666 --> 00:52:02,633
Well, she certainly
seems spirited.
893
00:52:02,737 --> 00:52:04,359
Yeah, she's a spitfire.
894
00:52:04,463 --> 00:52:07,190
No, she's just pissed off
'cause I filed for divorce,
895
00:52:07,293 --> 00:52:09,237
and she didn't ever think
I'd be able to afford it.
896
00:52:09,261 --> 00:52:10,779
Huh.
897
00:52:10,883 --> 00:52:13,403
Looks like money well spent.Yeah.
898
00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:17,476
Kind of lost the magic ever
since Steely Dan stopped touring.
899
00:52:20,272 --> 00:52:21,894
You know...
900
00:52:21,997 --> 00:52:23,516
I need to find someone like you.
901
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,969
Only younger. Yeah, that started off great.
902
00:52:28,072 --> 00:52:32,491
No, I mean, you know, just
someone that's still fertile.
903
00:52:32,594 --> 00:52:34,631
And their womb can have babies.
904
00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:35,942
You're not good at this.
905
00:52:36,046 --> 00:52:37,979
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?
906
00:52:38,807 --> 00:52:41,396
Well, my mother used to say,
907
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,640
"Kiss a few frogs, then when
you find your prince,"
908
00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:46,608
"you'll realize that the frogs are
better, 'cause they make you laugh."
909
00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:51,441
Does laughing at you count?
910
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,581
Bill, you need a new frog.
911
00:52:53,684 --> 00:52:55,169
I need a new frog.
912
00:52:55,652 --> 00:52:58,448
$50,000.
913
00:53:00,519 --> 00:53:02,831
Welcome to the now, bitches.
914
00:53:02,935 --> 00:53:04,799
We are going to make
a shitload of money,
915
00:53:04,902 --> 00:53:06,525
but it's going to take time,
916
00:53:06,628 --> 00:53:08,906
and sweat, and passion, okay?
917
00:53:09,010 --> 00:53:11,978
So, everybody fill out
two stacks of slips.
918
00:53:12,082 --> 00:53:14,912
We need to get 25,000 in
in the next three weeks.
919
00:53:22,644 --> 00:53:24,094
Something wrong?
920
00:53:24,198 --> 00:53:25,544
There's another group.
921
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:26,855
What?
922
00:53:26,959 --> 00:53:28,443
The payout should
have been bigger.
923
00:53:28,547 --> 00:53:31,111
The only thing that makes sense is
another group eating into the pot,
924
00:53:31,135 --> 00:53:33,034
so I checked sales
at every store.
925
00:53:33,137 --> 00:53:36,279
That's public information? No, I hacked
the state lottery.
926
00:53:36,762 --> 00:53:37,762
Nice.
927
00:53:38,695 --> 00:53:39,834
Wait. That's my laptop.
928
00:53:39,937 --> 00:53:41,708
Yeah. You should destroy
your hard drive after this.
929
00:53:41,732 --> 00:53:44,494
Dude.Whatever. It worked.
930
00:53:44,597 --> 00:53:47,221
Look at the winnings in Sunderland,
from only two locations.
931
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:51,432
Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets
for a week to get those kind of numbers.
932
00:53:53,537 --> 00:53:55,090
They're there right now.
933
00:54:13,902 --> 00:54:17,699
Hey. I finished early tonight.
934
00:54:18,113 --> 00:54:19,598
What's the rush?
935
00:54:19,701 --> 00:54:22,221
Oh...
936
00:54:23,636 --> 00:54:26,605
You didn't think I'd forget
our anniversary, did you?
937
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:31,989
Oh, you just got that out
of the cooler. Well, yeah.
938
00:54:32,093 --> 00:54:35,683
But I hid it behind the Yoohoo this
morning so that nobody would get it.
939
00:54:41,033 --> 00:54:42,345
Whoo!
940
00:54:43,449 --> 00:54:44,347
Wow.
941
00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:46,487
You know it's good when
it does that.
942
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:50,491
Beautiful plastic china.
943
00:54:51,802 --> 00:54:53,183
Here you go.
944
00:54:54,736 --> 00:54:57,083
Here's to 46 more years.
945
00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:00,155
Cheers.
946
00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:03,366
Ooh.
947
00:55:09,233 --> 00:55:12,409
I think I still owe you
a prom night.
948
00:55:28,805 --> 00:55:31,394
This was easier when I was 16.
949
00:55:33,016 --> 00:55:35,605
You're even more beautiful now.
950
00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:38,504
That's the outofdate
champagne talking.
951
00:55:40,264 --> 00:55:41,956
Yeah, he really shouldn't
be selling that.
952
00:55:44,821 --> 00:55:46,374
Oh. Mmm.
953
00:55:47,306 --> 00:55:49,653
No teacher to pull us apart.
954
00:56:00,284 --> 00:56:02,148
You guys are the other group?
955
00:56:02,252 --> 00:56:06,808
Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like,
a crime syndicate or something. Phew.
956
00:56:09,224 --> 00:56:10,916
I don't know what
you're talking about.
957
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:14,609
Sorry, we are being super rude.
I'm Tyler, this is Eric.
958
00:56:14,713 --> 00:56:16,266
We run a betting club
at Harvard.
959
00:56:16,370 --> 00:56:18,095
We're called Random Industries,
960
00:56:18,199 --> 00:56:20,684
which is also the name
of my skateboard brand.
961
00:56:20,788 --> 00:56:23,411
Well, I figured there'd
be somebody else.
962
00:56:23,515 --> 00:56:28,692
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this.
Look at you guys. It's like Up.
963
00:56:31,454 --> 00:56:33,456
Would you like a glass
of champagne?
964
00:56:33,559 --> 00:56:36,528
No, I only drink Jager
and Red Bull. But thank you.
965
00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:40,946
Oh, well, at least you'll never
have to worry about being our age.
966
00:56:43,155 --> 00:56:46,848
Look, we're really only hurting each
other by playing at the same time,
967
00:56:46,952 --> 00:56:49,368
so here's a better offer.
968
00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:53,096
You join my group,
add your capital to our pot,
969
00:56:53,199 --> 00:56:54,787
and we'll handle
all the betting.
970
00:56:57,169 --> 00:56:59,274
Well, I don't know.
971
00:57:00,137 --> 00:57:02,243
We kind of like to do
our own thing.
972
00:57:02,726 --> 00:57:03,831
What?
973
00:57:03,934 --> 00:57:06,109
You'll get a cut without
having to do anything.
974
00:57:06,212 --> 00:57:11,252
I have an army of bettors. You won't
even have to leave your rocking chairs.
975
00:57:11,908 --> 00:57:13,219
We're good.
976
00:57:13,323 --> 00:57:16,602
This is about making money.
You like money, right?
977
00:57:16,706 --> 00:57:20,192
Well, not as much
as I like other things.
978
00:57:20,295 --> 00:57:21,952
Oh, my God.
979
00:57:22,056 --> 00:57:28,407
Uh, now, look, if you two don't
mind, this is our anniversary.
980
00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:33,239
And you are killing the
ambience of our liquor store.
981
00:57:33,343 --> 00:57:36,070
You're welcome to take
a Red Bull for the road.
982
00:57:36,173 --> 00:57:38,659
Or maybe a juice box.
983
00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:45,976
You're good at math.
984
00:57:46,736 --> 00:57:48,531
Yay!
985
00:57:48,634 --> 00:57:50,674
I'm sure that helps out on
the farm, but at Harvard,
986
00:57:50,774 --> 00:57:53,605
we learn a little something
called binomial distribution.
987
00:57:54,606 --> 00:57:56,262
Look it up.
988
00:57:56,366 --> 00:57:58,827
Then you'll see why your odds are
better when you fill out your own slips.
989
00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:00,474
You're welcome.
990
00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:05,927
Binomial distribution
only considers two factors.
991
00:58:06,031 --> 00:58:08,999
Not a third, which is human
error, or a fourth,
992
00:58:09,103 --> 00:58:13,556
which is the time it takes for
you to fill in the tickets.
993
00:58:13,659 --> 00:58:19,596
You gain a whooping 32 bucks
for every $100,000 you win.
994
00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:22,496
You're welcome.
995
00:58:24,290 --> 00:58:25,982
Seriously? Shut up!
996
00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:31,435
What?
997
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,164
I guess it wouldn't be a prom
without dumb teenagers.
998
00:58:38,822 --> 00:58:41,756
That reminds me of
where we left off.
999
00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:12,787
So I get the house?
1000
00:59:12,891 --> 00:59:14,513
Yes.
You get everything.
1001
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:19,587
Bill just wants to keep
his share of GS Strategies.
1002
00:59:19,691 --> 00:59:21,762
Whatever. I got the house.
1003
00:59:24,419 --> 00:59:26,905
Well, good luck to you, Candace.
1004
00:59:27,008 --> 00:59:30,287
You know, we had a few good years
there before it all turned to shit.
1005
00:59:30,391 --> 00:59:32,427
And I hope you find your frog.
1006
00:59:33,187 --> 00:59:34,395
Uhhuh.
1007
00:59:36,121 --> 00:59:39,538
Hey, what is GS whatever?
1008
00:59:39,642 --> 00:59:42,127
Oh, yeah. That's a little
company I'm a part of.
1009
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:43,646
Uh, we win the lottery
every month.
1010
00:59:52,827 --> 00:59:54,380
See you around.
1011
01:00:04,736 --> 01:00:06,979
I'd love to reopen
the ice cream shop.
1012
01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:10,604
Well, now you can lease it
for $1.19 a year.
1013
01:00:10,707 --> 01:00:13,365
And the Downtown fund
will cover the rest.
1014
01:00:13,468 --> 01:00:15,747
$1.19?Mmmhmm.
1015
01:00:15,850 --> 01:00:19,129
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.
1016
01:00:19,233 --> 01:00:20,821
Jerry can explain it to you.
1017
01:00:32,315 --> 01:00:34,351
Boy, oh, boy.
1018
01:00:34,455 --> 01:00:37,147
I just bought a Corvette.
Yeah, I can see that.
1019
01:00:37,251 --> 01:00:41,220
You want to take it for a ride next week?
I'm going on a cruise to Mehico.
1020
01:00:41,324 --> 01:00:44,327
Oh, no, I don't think
I can get into it.
1021
01:00:44,430 --> 01:00:46,812
All right, old man,
suit yourself.
1022
01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:48,055
There's another group.
1023
01:00:48,158 --> 01:00:49,712
No.Yep.
1024
01:00:49,815 --> 01:00:52,128
Some kids from Harvard
figured it out.
1025
01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:53,923
Well, that sucks.
1026
01:00:54,026 --> 01:00:55,718
We should be okay.
1027
01:00:55,821 --> 01:01:00,101
We're still winning enough for people
to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.
1028
01:01:00,205 --> 01:01:02,483
We just have to stay
in the game.
1029
01:01:02,586 --> 01:01:05,072
And we will. Well, that's easy
for you to say.
1030
01:01:05,175 --> 01:01:08,040
You're not standing at a
machine for five days straight.
1031
01:01:08,903 --> 01:01:10,023
I said I would take a shift.
1032
01:01:10,111 --> 01:01:11,388
No, no. That's okay.
1033
01:01:11,492 --> 01:01:13,321
Yeah, because you guys
like it, right?
1034
01:01:13,425 --> 01:01:16,117
Yeah, we do. Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.
1035
01:01:17,463 --> 01:01:19,534
So glad you got the day off.
1036
01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:21,640
Well, it doesn't feel
like I did. Oh, oh...
1037
01:01:21,744 --> 01:01:23,642
How did you guys do this
for weeks?
1038
01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:25,368
Because it's an adventure.
1039
01:01:25,471 --> 01:01:27,232
Oh, no, this is
not an adventure.
1040
01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:31,477
It's getting paper cuts in a motel
filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.
1041
01:01:31,581 --> 01:01:33,341
Oh.
1042
01:01:33,445 --> 01:01:35,274
Well, Dawn, you don't
have to do it.
1043
01:01:35,378 --> 01:01:37,207
Oh, no, no,
I want to. I do.
1044
01:01:37,311 --> 01:01:41,108
I mean, I never get to spend time
with you guys, and, you know...
1045
01:01:41,211 --> 01:01:45,560
Feeling trapped in a gross hotel,
filling bins with losing tickets
1046
01:01:45,664 --> 01:01:48,702
is just a memory
I will never ever forget.
1047
01:01:50,151 --> 01:01:52,878
Oops. This one's a winner.
1048
01:01:52,982 --> 01:01:56,986
Oh, you missed it.Okay.
I'm done. I'm done.
1049
01:01:57,089 --> 01:01:59,481
Hey, when's the part where you
get to turn in all the winners?
1050
01:01:59,505 --> 01:02:02,439
Because I will do that. Well, that is fun.
1051
01:02:02,543 --> 01:02:05,753
We're gonna have to
double check all the...
1052
01:02:05,857 --> 01:02:08,791
Is there a bar at this motel?
1053
01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:18,697
Mr. Grazio?
1054
01:02:20,388 --> 01:02:22,701
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
1055
01:02:23,978 --> 01:02:26,532
I had some questions
about the WinFall game.
1056
01:02:26,636 --> 01:02:28,845
Well, Melanie Hawkins
handles our publicity.
1057
01:02:28,949 --> 01:02:31,675
But the game has been
a huge success for the state.
1058
01:02:31,779 --> 01:02:33,574
Not just for the state.
1059
01:02:33,677 --> 01:02:36,477
Are you aware there's a player in
Michigan winning millions every month?
1060
01:02:36,508 --> 01:02:40,201
We raise a lot of money for schools,
but nobody does an article about that.
1061
01:02:40,305 --> 01:02:43,791
Some retiree gets lucky and
they send a Spotlight reporter?
1062
01:02:43,895 --> 01:02:45,862
I didn't say he was a retiree.
1063
01:02:47,415 --> 01:02:48,865
Yeah, well, you know,
it's a lottery.
1064
01:02:48,969 --> 01:02:51,903
People win. So,
wouldn't call it news.
1065
01:02:52,558 --> 01:02:53,939
I have a meeting.
1066
01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:56,597
Thanks for your time.
1067
01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,948
Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.
1068
01:03:03,052 --> 01:03:05,502
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast. Oh.
1069
01:03:05,606 --> 01:03:08,091
Wow. You're
getting fancy.
1070
01:03:25,695 --> 01:03:27,593
Hey, Jerry.
1071
01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:31,252
They said I'd find you here.
1072
01:03:31,356 --> 01:03:32,564
What do you want?
1073
01:03:32,667 --> 01:03:34,324
This won't take long.
1074
01:03:34,428 --> 01:03:36,326
We're not joining your group.
1075
01:03:36,430 --> 01:03:37,672
I don't want you to.
1076
01:03:37,776 --> 01:03:40,192
I don't really need
your capital anymore.
1077
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:41,411
I just need you out of the game.
1078
01:03:41,435 --> 01:03:44,093
So, you're out. What?
1079
01:03:44,196 --> 01:03:48,545
See, you're not really as good at
calculating people as you are numbers.
1080
01:03:48,649 --> 01:03:53,136
So you haven't really run the math on
what somebody like me would do to win.
1081
01:04:00,178 --> 01:04:02,249
And what would you do?
1082
01:04:03,664 --> 01:04:06,529
Set an army of the smartest
kids you've ever met against you
1083
01:04:06,632 --> 01:04:08,255
and everyone you play with.
1084
01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:14,054
We hacked into the state lottery
to find where you were betting.
1085
01:04:15,331 --> 01:04:19,231
You don't think that we can
hack into your accounts?
1086
01:04:20,232 --> 01:04:23,304
Your credit? Your identity?
1087
01:04:24,581 --> 01:04:26,618
It won't be hard. I mean...
1088
01:04:26,721 --> 01:04:29,966
Most of them think a firewall is
something in their chimney, so...
1089
01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:33,797
Why are you doing this?
1090
01:04:33,901 --> 01:04:36,939
It's just math.
Nothing personal.
1091
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:40,390
Look, you had a good run.
1092
01:04:40,494 --> 01:04:43,221
You made some cash for Mayberry.
1093
01:04:43,324 --> 01:04:45,050
But it's over.
1094
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,295
Enjoy your golden years.
1095
01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:09,212
Hey, so how many days
do you think we'll need?
1096
01:05:10,973 --> 01:05:12,112
None.
1097
01:05:12,975 --> 01:05:14,286
We're out of the game.
1098
01:05:18,256 --> 01:05:19,429
Jerry!
1099
01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:29,715
Oh... Uh...
1100
01:05:31,303 --> 01:05:33,927
Okay. Uh.
1101
01:05:35,376 --> 01:05:37,240
Oh, boy. Well, uh...
1102
01:05:37,344 --> 01:05:44,040
I'm sad to report that, due to
some new variables in the game...
1103
01:05:44,592 --> 01:05:45,835
Um...
1104
01:05:45,939 --> 01:05:48,493
We're going to have
to stop playing.
1105
01:06:03,508 --> 01:06:04,819
Um...
1106
01:06:05,889 --> 01:06:07,408
I am sorry.
1107
01:06:32,778 --> 01:06:38,129
So, you're really going to let some college
smartass take all this away from you?
1108
01:06:40,545 --> 01:06:44,169
The odds that he might do
something outweigh the benefits...
1109
01:06:44,273 --> 01:06:48,484
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.
1110
01:06:53,799 --> 01:06:55,215
You know, Dad, I...
1111
01:06:57,044 --> 01:06:58,873
I've watched you spend
so much of your life
1112
01:06:58,977 --> 01:07:02,153
just being overlooked
and pushed around.
1113
01:07:04,569 --> 01:07:06,536
Nobody knew what you could do.
1114
01:07:07,951 --> 01:07:09,229
Nobody cared.
1115
01:07:10,851 --> 01:07:16,201
And then you finally took your shot,
and you brought us all with you.
1116
01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:21,275
You know what you did? You
made our little town feel big.
1117
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,244
That's why they're all in there.
1118
01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:27,937
That's why I was in there.
1119
01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:47,060
He'll be okay.
1120
01:07:54,343 --> 01:07:57,070
You know why
I don't like to fish?
1121
01:07:58,312 --> 01:07:59,451
No.
1122
01:08:00,694 --> 01:08:04,525
The last time that I went,
I took him with me.
1123
01:08:04,629 --> 01:08:08,322
He was 16, 17.
1124
01:08:10,393 --> 01:08:16,330
And I started calculating
how fast the bobber was moving
1125
01:08:16,434 --> 01:08:19,437
so I can figure out
the speed of the current.
1126
01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:26,375
And then I hear him ask me,
"What do you think, Dad?"
1127
01:08:29,032 --> 01:08:33,278
And it was at that moment
that I realized
1128
01:08:33,382 --> 01:08:37,765
he was talking about
a girl that he liked.
1129
01:08:37,869 --> 01:08:39,181
And... Oh.
1130
01:08:40,389 --> 01:08:42,045
I had no idea.
1131
01:08:43,012 --> 01:08:44,220
You know, it's...
1132
01:08:45,394 --> 01:08:48,500
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.
1133
01:08:50,053 --> 01:08:51,848
Your brain tells you
1134
01:08:51,952 --> 01:08:56,267
that you see what other's don't,
1135
01:08:56,370 --> 01:09:01,479
but in the end,
you're just seeing less.
1136
01:09:06,277 --> 01:09:07,657
Uh...
1137
01:09:07,761 --> 01:09:11,247
I think I'll walk home tonight.
1138
01:09:26,297 --> 01:09:29,817
All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one.
It's all of us now, so make it count.
1139
01:09:29,921 --> 01:09:31,405
Go, go, go.
1140
01:09:35,029 --> 01:09:36,548
Roll down's this weekend.
1141
01:09:38,585 --> 01:09:41,001
Mmmhmm. I know.
1142
01:09:52,046 --> 01:09:54,048
I'm just trying to do
the right thing.
1143
01:09:54,152 --> 01:09:58,501
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.
1144
01:09:58,605 --> 01:10:02,091
And that's why everyone in town
trusts you to take a chance.
1145
01:10:03,334 --> 01:10:06,268
The one thing I have
never seen you do
1146
01:10:06,371 --> 01:10:09,892
is give up on a problem
before you find a solution.
1147
01:10:09,995 --> 01:10:11,583
What do you mean?
1148
01:10:11,687 --> 01:10:15,863
Well, you've calculated Tyler's
threat, and the value of the game,
1149
01:10:15,967 --> 01:10:20,937
but binomial distribution doesn't
consider the third factor.
1150
01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:24,665
That as long as you and I have each
other, we are not afraid to be stupid.
1151
01:10:28,635 --> 01:10:30,015
You're batshit crazy.
1152
01:10:36,953 --> 01:10:38,541
Oh, there's Steve.
1153
01:10:40,992 --> 01:10:43,097
We're heading to Massachusetts.
1154
01:10:43,201 --> 01:10:47,240
Haha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!
1155
01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:10,539
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.
1156
01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:14,197
Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.
1157
01:11:17,442 --> 01:11:19,213
I thought it was supposed to
be more without the split.
1158
01:11:19,237 --> 01:11:24,173
Did you check for
other claims? Yes. There was one.
1159
01:11:24,277 --> 01:11:26,555
Where? Sunderland.
1160
01:11:26,658 --> 01:11:28,246
Shit!
1161
01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:31,145
He called your bluff, okay? There's
nothing we can do but accept it.
1162
01:11:31,249 --> 01:11:33,182
If there's a roll down,
he's going to play.
1163
01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:37,117
Unless we create
the roll down. What?
1164
01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:39,188
It takes weeks for
a roll down, right?
1165
01:11:39,292 --> 01:11:41,880
I mean, WinFall takes
in 100 grand a day,
1166
01:11:41,984 --> 01:11:44,642
and then when it hits two million,
we know a roll down is coming in,
1167
01:11:44,745 --> 01:11:47,921
and everybody starts betting, and
Benjamin Button gets in his truck.
1168
01:11:48,024 --> 01:11:52,132
But if we create a roll down when
nobody expects it, we take it all.
1169
01:11:52,235 --> 01:11:54,030
We squeeze the other
players out.
1170
01:11:54,134 --> 01:11:56,205
We use our hack
to track the pot,
1171
01:11:56,309 --> 01:11:58,897
we wait for it to hit
a million before a drawing,
1172
01:11:59,001 --> 01:12:01,935
and then we bet a million in one day.
I mean, we own the game.
1173
01:12:02,038 --> 01:12:04,869
And where do we get $1 million?
1174
01:12:08,321 --> 01:12:11,254
As you can see
by our returns, it works.
1175
01:12:11,358 --> 01:12:13,843
And with more capital,
we can control the game.
1176
01:12:13,947 --> 01:12:15,500
Is your dad in on this?
1177
01:12:16,156 --> 01:12:18,192
No. He... Um...
1178
01:12:18,296 --> 01:12:20,643
Thinks you're going to college?
1179
01:12:20,747 --> 01:12:23,370
He thinks I'm studying
to be a lawyer, like him.
1180
01:12:23,474 --> 01:12:27,201
But last time I checked, my father
never made $1 million in a night.
1181
01:12:31,033 --> 01:12:32,655
We have 14 hours
to pull this off.
1182
01:12:32,759 --> 01:12:35,220
Get to your location and don't leave
until you print all your tickets.
1183
01:12:35,244 --> 01:12:38,489
Some locations might push back on
printing all day, but do not let them.
1184
01:12:38,592 --> 01:12:39,628
They work for us.
1185
01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:40,732
Let's ride.
1186
01:12:40,836 --> 01:12:41,836
Yes! Whoo!
1187
01:12:42,769 --> 01:12:43,769
Yeah.
1188
01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:48,878
Hey. What happens
if somebody wins the jackpot
1189
01:12:48,982 --> 01:12:51,294
and we lose $1 million?
1190
01:12:51,398 --> 01:12:54,436
Beyond dropping out of school
because I blew my entire tuition?
1191
01:12:55,816 --> 01:12:57,898
I think one of those investors
might actually kill me.
1192
01:12:57,922 --> 01:12:59,924
Ooh.
1193
01:13:00,027 --> 01:13:02,444
You all right? Yeah, I got it.
1194
01:13:02,547 --> 01:13:04,584
Oh. Okay.
1195
01:13:06,586 --> 01:13:07,690
I got the key.
1196
01:13:09,036 --> 01:13:10,417
What the heck?
1197
01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:12,764
Oh.
1198
01:13:12,868 --> 01:13:14,248
Hey!
1199
01:13:15,249 --> 01:13:16,319
We missed it!
1200
01:13:16,423 --> 01:13:19,046
What, someone actually
hit all six numbers?
1201
01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:20,393
No. No. It rolled down.
1202
01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:22,912
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.
1203
01:13:23,016 --> 01:13:24,811
It never rolls down
before three.
1204
01:13:24,914 --> 01:13:27,192
It rolled down last night,
and we missed it.
1205
01:13:30,644 --> 01:13:33,198
The Harvard group
triggered it on their own.
1206
01:13:33,302 --> 01:13:34,993
How would they know
how much to bet?
1207
01:13:35,097 --> 01:13:37,168
The lottery doesn't post
the amount...
1208
01:13:37,271 --> 01:13:38,859
Well, they knew.
1209
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:40,861
Jerry?
1210
01:13:43,485 --> 01:13:44,865
Where are you going, Jerry?
1211
01:13:47,109 --> 01:13:48,593
Jerry!
1212
01:14:21,074 --> 01:14:24,284
It's on the freakin' news. The
lottery didn't even see it coming.
1213
01:14:24,387 --> 01:14:26,355
This is so epic.
1214
01:14:28,668 --> 01:14:29,772
Hey, Jerry.
1215
01:14:29,876 --> 01:14:31,809
What, did you come ridin' in
on your tractor
1216
01:14:31,912 --> 01:14:33,293
to come give me a whoopin'?
1217
01:14:33,396 --> 01:14:35,709
Believe me, I wanted to.
1218
01:14:37,297 --> 01:14:38,850
Part of me still does.
1219
01:14:41,197 --> 01:14:45,132
But then on the long drive here,
1220
01:14:45,236 --> 01:14:48,757
well, most of that just,
poof, went away.
1221
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:52,485
And I realized that I wasn't
really angry at you.
1222
01:14:53,175 --> 01:14:55,004
I'm disappointed.
1223
01:14:55,108 --> 01:14:56,696
Aw, you're disappointed in me?
1224
01:14:56,799 --> 01:14:59,008
No, not you.
You're insignificant.
1225
01:14:59,112 --> 01:15:05,498
No, I was disappointed that I let a
selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.
1226
01:15:05,601 --> 01:15:08,846
I was always good with math,
1227
01:15:08,949 --> 01:15:14,368
but it took a long time for me
to figure people out.
1228
01:15:14,472 --> 01:15:18,096
So, tell us, Jerry,
what did you figure out?
1229
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,410
That the solution isn't numbers.
1230
01:15:21,514 --> 01:15:27,312
You told me that I was playing the
lottery because I had nothing else.
1231
01:15:27,416 --> 01:15:34,872
But the reason you won't share the
pot is because you have nothing else.
1232
01:15:34,975 --> 01:15:39,393
You think being the smartest guy
in the room is all that matters.
1233
01:15:39,497 --> 01:15:44,985
But it turns out
it's this room that matters.
1234
01:15:45,089 --> 01:15:49,852
All these bright, young people
helping you get rich.
1235
01:15:52,268 --> 01:15:55,375
How are you helping them?
1236
01:15:55,478 --> 01:15:58,930
Guess you haven't
run the math out on that, huh?
1237
01:16:01,105 --> 01:16:04,453
Anyway... my tractor's running.
1238
01:16:08,699 --> 01:16:10,804
I wish you all the best of luck.
1239
01:16:20,642 --> 01:16:23,472
What? Just get
back to counting.
1240
01:16:25,474 --> 01:16:30,341
If the Harvard team can trigger
a roll down, they run the game.
1241
01:16:30,444 --> 01:16:31,998
So we trigger our own roll down.
1242
01:16:32,101 --> 01:16:33,689
Yeah, we have enough cash.
1243
01:16:33,793 --> 01:16:34,897
No.Why?
1244
01:16:35,001 --> 01:16:37,728
Because it's not fair
to the regular players.
1245
01:16:37,831 --> 01:16:39,488
He's right.
It's not who we are.
1246
01:16:39,592 --> 01:16:40,731
But we're so close.
1247
01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:43,354
I mean, downtown is back,
the jazz fest is coming.
1248
01:16:43,457 --> 01:16:46,017
If we keep winning, we could
actually hire somebody to play there.
1249
01:16:46,115 --> 01:16:47,289
You should get Steely Dan.
1250
01:16:47,392 --> 01:16:49,981
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.
1251
01:16:50,085 --> 01:16:51,949
We can't win if we can't play.
1252
01:16:52,052 --> 01:16:53,502
Well, this just sucks.
1253
01:16:53,606 --> 01:16:56,885
The lottery isn't stopping us,
but a bunch of college kids are?
1254
01:16:56,988 --> 01:17:00,405
Huh, that's a good point. What is? I wasn't
making a point.
1255
01:17:00,509 --> 01:17:03,650
Why isn't the lottery
stopping them?
1256
01:17:03,754 --> 01:17:06,204
It's because they don't care.
1257
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:08,482
Oh.
1258
01:17:09,104 --> 01:17:10,484
That could be our answer.
1259
01:17:16,076 --> 01:17:20,771
Always happy to meet with our
loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.
1260
01:17:20,874 --> 01:17:24,153
Oh, please. "Jerry
and Marge" is fine.
1261
01:17:25,223 --> 01:17:26,263
What can we help you with?
1262
01:17:26,328 --> 01:17:27,501
So here's the thing.
1263
01:17:27,605 --> 01:17:31,471
The state lottery was losing
money a few years ago,
1264
01:17:31,574 --> 01:17:33,715
and hardly anybody
was winning the jackpot,
1265
01:17:33,818 --> 01:17:37,580
so Mega Millions ate your lunch.
1266
01:17:37,684 --> 01:17:40,894
Then along comes WinFall,
and all that changes.
1267
01:17:40,998 --> 01:17:43,034
You folks made millions,
1268
01:17:43,138 --> 01:17:47,245
before you realized
there was a flaw in the math.
1269
01:17:48,212 --> 01:17:50,697
You probably panicked at first,
1270
01:17:50,801 --> 01:17:53,666
because you knew that
once everybody saw it,
1271
01:17:53,769 --> 01:17:56,185
that the game would collapse.
1272
01:17:56,289 --> 01:17:58,291
Except they didn't see it.
1273
01:17:58,394 --> 01:18:01,708
Only me and a few kids
from Harvard.
1274
01:18:01,812 --> 01:18:05,091
Which meant that we were
pushing millions into the game,
1275
01:18:05,194 --> 01:18:08,232
and, boy, sent your profits
through the roof.
1276
01:18:09,785 --> 01:18:15,101
So, all of a sudden, your
mistake became your windfall.
1277
01:18:15,204 --> 01:18:16,481
I gave him that line.
1278
01:18:16,585 --> 01:18:18,967
Yeah, she sure did,
and it's a dandy.
1279
01:18:20,347 --> 01:18:22,073
So, what exactly do you want?
1280
01:18:22,177 --> 01:18:24,110
Transparency.
1281
01:18:24,213 --> 01:18:29,598
We'd like the website to show
the size of the jackpot.
1282
01:18:29,702 --> 01:18:33,222
That prevents any group
from forcing a roll down.
1283
01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:37,261
Makes it fair for anybody
who plays.
1284
01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:42,369
And we would like two machines
at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.
1285
01:18:42,473 --> 01:18:43,957
So we can be together.
1286
01:18:45,407 --> 01:18:47,236
These are our golden years.
1287
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,175
We'll take care of it.
1288
01:18:56,107 --> 01:18:58,040
Yeah, we'll be making
another play soon.
1289
01:18:59,421 --> 01:19:03,114
That's great
to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.
1290
01:19:03,218 --> 01:19:05,023
He's wants to bring in
other partners from the firm.
1291
01:19:05,047 --> 01:19:06,704
Dude, we might not
ever need a real job.
1292
01:19:06,808 --> 01:19:08,499
They posted the jackpot. What?
1293
01:19:08,602 --> 01:19:12,434
The lottery changed the website.
You can track the jackpot online.
1294
01:19:12,537 --> 01:19:14,022
We can't roll it down anymore.
1295
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:16,127
Shit. Shit.
1296
01:19:17,094 --> 01:19:19,821
All right, let's break this guy.
1297
01:19:19,924 --> 01:19:21,650
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.
1298
01:19:30,590 --> 01:19:33,973
You want some nachos? Uh, no.
1299
01:19:34,076 --> 01:19:35,284
Yeah, I'll try some.
1300
01:19:38,425 --> 01:19:40,048
You know, I'm good.
1301
01:19:50,748 --> 01:19:52,243
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.
1302
01:19:52,267 --> 01:19:56,547
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.
1303
01:19:56,650 --> 01:19:58,031
What? Why? We're winning.
1304
01:19:58,135 --> 01:20:00,689
No. We're assholes.
1305
01:20:00,793 --> 01:20:03,002
And that doesn't work
for anybody but you.
1306
01:20:04,831 --> 01:20:07,213
Fine. I'll do it on my own.
1307
01:20:27,405 --> 01:20:28,821
It's gonna be insane.
1308
01:20:29,442 --> 01:20:30,823
Crazy.
1309
01:20:30,926 --> 01:20:33,135
I told you we should have...
1310
01:20:33,239 --> 01:20:34,896
Did you get
the pretzels? Yeah.
1311
01:20:39,141 --> 01:20:41,419
This just came for you. Thank you.
1312
01:20:41,523 --> 01:20:43,180
Oh. Finally.
1313
01:20:44,388 --> 01:20:45,630
Paycheck?
1314
01:20:45,734 --> 01:20:48,185
Like I'd get excited about that.
1315
01:20:48,288 --> 01:20:51,567
No. State lottery commission.
1316
01:20:51,671 --> 01:20:53,086
They don't want to talk to me,
1317
01:20:53,190 --> 01:20:56,331
but anybody that wins above
60,000 is in the public record.
1318
01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:58,126
You just have to
submit a request.
1319
01:20:58,229 --> 01:21:02,406
Which I did, for every drawing
in the last six months.
1320
01:21:03,476 --> 01:21:07,066
Gerald Selbee,
every three weeks.
1321
01:21:10,103 --> 01:21:11,103
Mmmhmm.
1322
01:21:11,829 --> 01:21:13,210
Tyler Langford.
1323
01:21:15,315 --> 01:21:16,420
Same drawings.
1324
01:21:17,490 --> 01:21:18,836
There's another one.
1325
01:21:21,218 --> 01:21:22,875
Huh.
1326
01:21:22,978 --> 01:21:27,603
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.
1327
01:21:27,707 --> 01:21:30,710
Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.
1328
01:21:33,437 --> 01:21:36,578
Best euro I've ever spent.
1329
01:21:36,681 --> 01:21:38,200
Thanks, Raj. Thank you.
1330
01:21:38,304 --> 01:21:39,305
Okay, girl.
1331
01:21:44,241 --> 01:21:45,690
Darn! Whoa!
1332
01:21:45,794 --> 01:21:47,382
Try one more time, sweetheart.
1333
01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:48,970
Like a kangaroo.
1334
01:21:49,073 --> 01:21:51,386
Hey, would you
hand me a 10 mil? Yeah.
1335
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,768
Ten mil.
1336
01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:56,805
Here you go. Thank you.
1337
01:21:56,909 --> 01:21:58,669
You won't even buy
yourself a new truck?
1338
01:21:58,772 --> 01:22:00,395
Nah. This one works.
1339
01:22:00,498 --> 01:22:01,775
Does it?
1340
01:22:01,879 --> 01:22:04,882
Not all the time. But I think
that's why I like it.
1341
01:22:04,986 --> 01:22:05,986
Hmm.
1342
01:22:06,746 --> 01:22:08,023
You know what?
1343
01:22:09,197 --> 01:22:10,508
I did buy this.
1344
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:21,864
I counted nickels with you because
it was something I understood.
1345
01:22:23,970 --> 01:22:27,698
I didn't know a better way
to spend time with you.
1346
01:22:27,801 --> 01:22:29,803
I just knew that I wanted to.
1347
01:22:34,912 --> 01:22:36,396
You know how it works?
1348
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:40,953
Well, I assume you create spin,
which gives it a third axis,
1349
01:22:41,056 --> 01:22:44,370
so that the wind can
offset the gravity.
1350
01:22:45,992 --> 01:22:48,063
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.
1351
01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:52,274
Wanna test that theory?
1352
01:22:52,378 --> 01:22:53,413
All right.
1353
01:22:53,517 --> 01:22:55,070
Fingers on the laces.Yeah.
1354
01:22:57,970 --> 01:22:59,385
Oh, well. Not bad.
1355
01:22:59,488 --> 01:23:02,353
I'll work it out. I know you will.
1356
01:23:03,734 --> 01:23:06,047
Oh, that's it. Mr. Selbee?
1357
01:23:06,909 --> 01:23:09,119
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
1358
01:23:10,568 --> 01:23:14,331
I'd like to ask you some questions
about GS Investment Strategies.
1359
01:23:16,505 --> 01:23:22,925
So, you and your wife count tickets
in a hotel room for 11 days?
1360
01:23:23,029 --> 01:23:24,065
Yup.
1361
01:23:25,928 --> 01:23:28,552
That's so much work.
1362
01:23:30,416 --> 01:23:31,796
Mmm.
1363
01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:34,316
It doesn't seem like work.
1364
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:36,422
I've worked all my life.
1365
01:23:37,285 --> 01:23:39,011
This is different.
1366
01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:42,428
This is very different.
1367
01:23:56,649 --> 01:23:58,478
You send it in yet?
1368
01:23:58,582 --> 01:24:00,584
They helped their entire town.
1369
01:24:01,654 --> 01:24:03,104
The flaw isn't the story.
1370
01:24:03,207 --> 01:24:05,347
Well, this can't be
a puff piece.
1371
01:24:05,899 --> 01:24:07,211
I need a headline.
1372
01:24:17,842 --> 01:24:20,293
Ah.
1373
01:24:20,397 --> 01:24:25,609
Well, we do well on this one,
we won't need the game anymore.
1374
01:24:25,712 --> 01:24:26,920
You know, I was thinking,
1375
01:24:27,024 --> 01:24:29,302
if we're going to have
a fund for the town,
1376
01:24:29,406 --> 01:24:31,718
managing it, it's gonna be
a fulltime job.
1377
01:24:31,822 --> 01:24:33,686
Well...
1378
01:24:33,789 --> 01:24:38,484
Hey, you think we can get one of
those offices downtown, like Steve's?
1379
01:24:38,587 --> 01:24:40,141
What?
1380
01:24:40,244 --> 01:24:42,143
I already got us one
right next to his.
1381
01:24:42,246 --> 01:24:43,799
You did? Yes!
1382
01:24:43,903 --> 01:24:47,113
In fact, his Corvette is actually
in one of our parking spots.
1383
01:24:47,217 --> 01:24:49,219
Well, we'll have to
take care of that.
1384
01:24:49,322 --> 01:24:51,807
What? They're moving out
the WinFall machine.
1385
01:24:51,911 --> 01:24:53,326
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!
1386
01:24:55,846 --> 01:24:59,746
Hey. Bill! Bill,
what happened?
1387
01:24:59,850 --> 01:25:01,817
The lottery suspended
our license.
1388
01:25:01,921 --> 01:25:04,061
Why? You didn't see the article?
1389
01:25:08,272 --> 01:25:09,480
Oh.
1390
01:25:17,902 --> 01:25:20,146
Hey, buddy. How's school? Uh, Dad.
1391
01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,252
What are you doing here? You're famous.
1392
01:25:24,599 --> 01:25:26,221
Great move, genius.
1393
01:25:26,325 --> 01:25:28,637
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.
1394
01:25:29,811 --> 01:25:31,123
Now.
1395
01:25:33,918 --> 01:25:36,818
The highvolume betting groups
discovered a flaw in the game
1396
01:25:36,921 --> 01:25:40,270
and took advantage of it, to
the tune of millions of dollars.
1397
01:25:40,373 --> 01:25:42,996
Lottery officials expressed
their surprise at the discovery
1398
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:46,690
and announced they will phase out
the game after tonight's drawing.
1399
01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:48,485
Moving on to our next...
1400
01:25:48,588 --> 01:25:52,592
The last roll down was today. You
could've gotten your final win.
1401
01:25:55,181 --> 01:25:59,012
Yes. But even if
we found a place to bet,
1402
01:25:59,116 --> 01:26:01,291
it wouldn't have felt the same.
1403
01:26:05,053 --> 01:26:07,642
It was more than
just a game to him.
1404
01:26:12,371 --> 01:26:15,684
He finally got to use his gift
to connect to people.
1405
01:26:26,488 --> 01:26:27,488
Jerry!
1406
01:26:28,594 --> 01:26:29,698
What?
1407
01:26:29,802 --> 01:26:31,124
The shareholders
are having a meeting tonight
1408
01:26:31,148 --> 01:26:33,633
and were wondering if
you could stop by.
1409
01:26:33,737 --> 01:26:34,945
Are they upset?
1410
01:26:35,048 --> 01:26:37,085
If I told you that,
you wouldn't come.
1411
01:26:40,261 --> 01:26:42,711
I tried to answer all their
questions in the newsletter.
1412
01:26:42,815 --> 01:26:44,851
I don't think they know
how to open the newsletter.
1413
01:26:44,955 --> 01:26:47,129
Well, they don't have to
worry about anything.
1414
01:26:47,233 --> 01:26:49,062
We didn't break any laws.
1415
01:26:52,342 --> 01:26:56,173
Holy... It's jazz fest? What?
1416
01:26:56,277 --> 01:26:58,762
Jerry! Marge! Huh.
1417
01:26:59,694 --> 01:27:01,523
Yeah!
1418
01:27:05,113 --> 01:27:06,735
Come on!
1419
01:27:06,839 --> 01:27:08,323
Let's do this!
1420
01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:15,848
Yeah! Okay, right?
1421
01:27:15,951 --> 01:27:18,264
Jer and Marge!
1422
01:27:18,368 --> 01:27:22,164
How did you...
We missed the final play.
1423
01:27:22,268 --> 01:27:23,614
Oh, no, we did not.
1424
01:27:23,718 --> 01:27:26,203
Yeah, everybody took a store,
Dad. All across the state.
1425
01:27:26,307 --> 01:27:28,032
We had a bus and everything.
1426
01:27:28,136 --> 01:27:29,827
What? Oh.
1427
01:27:29,931 --> 01:27:31,243
You didn't have to do that.
1428
01:27:31,346 --> 01:27:33,383
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?
1429
01:27:33,486 --> 01:27:36,662
And don't worry, we left
you two the counting part.
1430
01:27:41,598 --> 01:27:43,358
Hey, Raj!
1431
01:27:43,462 --> 01:27:45,602
I would help,
but, uh, I can't count.
1432
01:27:45,705 --> 01:27:49,433
Yes, you can. I can count.
I just don't like to count.
1433
01:27:49,537 --> 01:27:52,540
This town isn't just a newspaper
article, Jerry. It's all of us.
1434
01:27:52,643 --> 01:27:54,921
And you brought this town
back from the dead
1435
01:27:55,025 --> 01:27:58,511
when nobody else could, because
you don't think we're just numbers.
1436
01:28:00,858 --> 01:28:02,274
No. No.
1437
01:28:02,895 --> 01:28:04,241
You're family.
1438
01:28:05,449 --> 01:28:06,554
Ladies and gentlemen,
1439
01:28:06,657 --> 01:28:12,076
please put your hands together
for Tori Kelly!
1440
01:28:12,180 --> 01:28:17,358
♪ Stars shining bright
Above you
1441
01:28:17,461 --> 01:28:22,363
♪ Night breezes seem
To whisper "I love you..."
1442
01:28:22,466 --> 01:28:23,640
Shall we?
1443
01:28:23,743 --> 01:28:25,089
It is jazz fest.
1444
01:28:25,193 --> 01:28:27,506
♪ Birds singing in the
Sycamore tree
1445
01:28:27,609 --> 01:28:32,269
♪ Dream a little dream of me
1446
01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:38,724
♪ Say nightynight
And kiss me
1447
01:28:38,827 --> 01:28:44,316
♪ Just hold me tight
And tell me you'll miss me
1448
01:28:44,419 --> 01:28:48,837
♪ While I'm alone and blue
As can be
1449
01:28:48,941 --> 01:28:52,841
♪ Dream a little dream of me
1450
01:28:54,740 --> 01:28:59,779
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear...
1451
01:29:00,987 --> 01:29:03,300
Hey, Steve. Hey, Rhoda.
1452
01:29:03,404 --> 01:29:06,165
Hey, you know, I've been working on
that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.
1453
01:29:06,268 --> 01:29:07,339
I got some great rates.
1454
01:29:07,442 --> 01:29:09,996
Ooh. That's exciting.
Thank you.Yeah.
1455
01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:11,895
Yeah, sure.
1456
01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:15,277
Um, do you want to dance?
1457
01:29:15,381 --> 01:29:18,867
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?
1458
01:29:18,971 --> 01:29:21,180
Yes. That's why I asked.
1459
01:29:21,283 --> 01:29:25,391
Right. That does make sense.Yeah.
1460
01:29:26,150 --> 01:29:27,255
Okay.
1461
01:29:27,359 --> 01:29:31,604
♪ But in your dreams
Whatever they be
1462
01:29:31,708 --> 01:29:35,884
♪ Dream a little dream
Of me...
1463
01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:40,544
How badly do you want to go and
just count all those tickets?
1464
01:29:40,648 --> 01:29:41,994
Mmm.
1465
01:29:42,097 --> 01:29:45,515
It's taking everything
in me not to do it right now.
1466
01:29:45,618 --> 01:29:48,449
I'm going to miss it. Yeah, yeah.
1467
01:29:49,726 --> 01:29:50,830
Me, too.
1468
01:29:52,970 --> 01:29:56,802
I kinda wish we'd won
the jackpot. Just once.
1469
01:29:58,217 --> 01:30:01,393
I won the jackpot
before we ever started.
1470
01:30:01,496 --> 01:30:06,984
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear
1471
01:30:07,088 --> 01:30:11,541
♪ Still craving your kiss...
1472
01:30:11,644 --> 01:30:14,164
Jerry and Marge
dissolved our betting group
1473
01:30:14,267 --> 01:30:17,339
when the WinFall game
was phased out.
1474
01:30:17,443 --> 01:30:21,413
They used most of their lottery winnings
to start a construction loan business
1475
01:30:21,516 --> 01:30:23,656
for the town of Evart.
1476
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,360
Like many of their friends
and neighbors,
1477
01:30:25,451 --> 01:30:28,937
they also put their children and
grandchildren through school.
1478
01:30:30,111 --> 01:30:34,426
I myself invested
in a very luxurious man cave.
1479
01:30:34,529 --> 01:30:36,013
Whoo! Ah!
1480
01:30:36,117 --> 01:30:39,431
Jerry did finally give in
and buy himself a new truck,
1481
01:30:39,534 --> 01:30:41,743
which was actually
slightly used,
1482
01:30:41,847 --> 01:30:44,746
because he calculated
that was a smarter purchase.
1483
01:30:44,850 --> 01:30:46,230
And he would know.
1484
01:30:46,334 --> 01:30:52,961
His lottery calculation won
a grand total of $27 million.
1485
01:30:53,065 --> 01:30:55,205
Okay, let's go count.
1486
01:30:55,308 --> 01:30:59,416
♪ Dream a little dream of me
1487
01:31:03,903 --> 01:31:05,457
He made how much?
108351
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