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TOM SWIFT #103 "...And the Nine
Inches of Danger" Closed Captioned

I'm Tom Swift-- inventor, billionaire,

shoe collector extraordinaire,

but none of that was good enough for my dad.

I thought if I built him
a spaceship to Saturn,

I could earn his love,
but his mission ended tragically.

Or so I thought. Turns out, it was sabotage.

My father survived the attack

and sent me a message capsule

with the data I need to
rescue him from space.

But it exploded when it
entered the atmosphere.

Now I have to find the pieces

of that capsule and
reassemble my dad's message.

A global conspiracy called "The Road Back"

is standing in my way,
so I can only trust my squad--

my best friend Zenzi, my bodyguard Isaac,

my adopted brother Lino

and my AI, Barclay.

Together, we're going to find my father

and bring him home.

Oh.

Okay.

You good? No. Um,

last night, after I severed all

of Barclay's network connections
from Swift Enterprises,

I discovered that the spyware
Rowan used is a hybrid Trojan.

My security protocols are being chipped away.

I'm at 90%.

You should've let me
handle Rowan last night.

He's giving intel to Congressman Eskol.

But instead, you texted "You up?"

as if you two matched on a dating app.

Okay, for Barclay's sake,

you better hope that Rowan swipes right.

Look, there is a bigger problem right now.

How do I stop this spyware
before it reaches 100%,

and all of Barclay's data becomes accessible

to the people who tried to kill my dad?

Can't you just reinstall Barclay's database?
No.

It's not that simple.

Look, Barclay is an AI, but he's...

He's my memory.

If I wiped and rebooted him,
he would never come back the same.

Thank you, Isaac.

Your suggestion to give
me a lobotomy is noted.

But if Barclay's defenses
go to zero percent,

they'll be able to track the capsule pieces.

If he's breached,
they'll know my father is alive,

and they will come back

to finish the job before we can save him.

We have to stop that breach.

The opponent's got Swift backing up.

He lunges. Swift parries.

And now Swift is on the offensive.

Nobody has touched Swift all day.

Swift retreats.

Now he lunges. Swift parries and scores.

That's 14 straight points.
One more, and Swift wins.

Yes, Lino!

Man, he scored 14 in a row.

This is match point.

Will Swift's opponent be the
first to land a touch on him?

Tom? Tom? Ah.

It's Lino's final tryout.

He's on the cusp of setting
a record for no touches,

and you're missing it.

Oh. Sorry. ANNOUNCER: Here we go.

They're going back and forth.

The opponent's trying,
but now it's Swift on the attack.

Swift parries.

And he brings him close. And that's a touch!

15! Swift wins! ISAAC: There you go! 15!

Lino Swift has set a new record!

So, you taught him how to step his game up,

and now, no one can touch him?

I gave him some guidance,
but Lino's a phenom.

Just some?

No touches? ZENZI: Uh-huh.

- There's no way.
- Come on.

- He must've cheated.
- He's obviously cheating.

Come on, this is ridiculous.

Something ain't right!

Check the machine! He cheated!

Something's up.

Nuh-uh. No. Let the haters stay mad, Lino!

Hey, you did good.

New firewalls are up.

Status of the spyware update?

It's slowed.

Security protocols are at 81.9%.

Tom,
I'd like to see you spend more time

helping the company thrive.

You'll be co-hosting the
entire summit with Claire.

Who? And co-hosting? I thought

I was just going to make an appearance.

This is the first summit
without your father.

Now,
the time has come for you to take the reins,

and it will require every
minute of your attention.

Tom,

you know the destruction
of Barton's ship put us

in financial crisis.

The summit is our best chance
to replenish what we've lost,

which is why Susannah Robb
will attend this year.

She's the 22-year-old
billionaire estate heiress?

She's basically you with
18 inches of extensions.

Oh, yeah.

She's one of our biggest investors.

And she needs to have the time of her life,

which brings us to the fact that,
apparently,

the Obamas bought all of
the Léo Beau champagne

in North America. LORRAINE: Oh!

I could try something cheaper, but...

No, no, no.

Stick with the cheap stuff.

Tom, I'm sending you something.

Ah.

This penlight design was

to be Barton's next handcrafted invention,

and Tom, you're going to build it.

Barton said it could
manipulate UV light and make

cheap champagne taste like a top-shelf.

I'm happy to host solo if Tom can't...

No. You can be my helper,

but we're going to show Wall
Street and Susannah Robb

that Swift Enterprises is still the HBIC.

Okay, I don't know what "BIHC" means,

but Lorraine, we are late for our 11:00.

All right.

Okay, I say you tell your mom

about Uncle Barton and The Road Back.

Look, if we get my mom involved,
she could end up dead.

Instead, we're going to invite
Eskol and Rowan to the summit,

and I'm going to clone Rowan's phone...

so I can stop Barclay's spyware.
Uh, oh, okay.

So, you're going

to build your father's
champagne-miracle penlight,

crush the summit, win over Susannah Robb

and stop Barclay's spyware
before the breach hits 100%?

That's a lot, even for you.

If I don't, the company's money dries up,

I lose Barclay, and my dad dies in space.

Baby, I'm Tom Swift. Let's go.

Such a drama queen.

Here's how we get Rowan to the summit

so I can hack his cell phone.

We'll send Eskol the jet

so he can arrive in style.

Yeah, he would never turn down a chance

to secure donors with deep pockets. Mm.

Well, he'll be able to schmooze

with an audience whose pockets are so deep,

Adele will be rolling in them.

And, most importantly,

he'll bring Rowan to us,

since Rowan-- he, um...

Rejected you.

The word is "rejected."

This cloning device

will mirror the data on Rowan's phone.

And with that data,
we'll be able to stop Barclay's spyware.

I created this in college,

just
'cause I wanted to check on a few jump-offs.

Spy on. You mean spy on?

We used 'em for your boys, too.

The summit rolls out the
company's next big products.

The Augmented Reality
Monocle is our crown jewel.

Wow. Everyone will get one of these,

including Rowan. Dope!

Now, I'll modify the programming
of the monocle to use

facial replacement software, and no one

will see me while the
festivities are underway.

Rowan tried to ghost me,
but now I'll be invisible.

Poof.

Mm. LINO: And that's when

you'll clone Rowan's phone.

Uh, but how close do you have to be

for the cloning device to work?

A perfect nine inches for one minute.

So basically right on top of
the man who's conning you.

Solid plan.

Solid as that lineup.

Mm! Iconic. Timeless.

Lil Nas X has the same pair,

but his are probably scuffed.

All right, y'all,
let's go get pretty for this summit.

Let's go. Come on.

Team check. Everyone good?

Lino,

are my penlight instructions clear?

Super clear. Prepping it now.

I'll be out as soon as I'm done.

Isaac's a go.

Zenzi's here.

Nice job hiding the cloning device.

Almost there, Barclay.

We'll have you back to normal soon. Hang on.

Justin Chase.

That suit is a vibe. Vintage Valentino?

No, it's just something I had in my closet.

Hmm. I'm glad you like it.

Did I say that I liked it...

or that I liked it on you?

A key distinction. Uh-huh.

Look, I know every major player in here,
so if you want,

I'll be your curly haired
business encyclopedia.

Thank you. I accept.

And, um, my phone's been off,

so, sorry if you've been
trying to get ahold of me.

I haven't.

I'll just add Justin's response

to the re-rejection... rejection algorithm.

Okay, did you have to say "rejection" twice?

Susannah? Hi. Hello.

Hi. Mm.

I'm glad the weather was on your side today.

Well, any weather's good weather
for the Speciale, Lorraine.

Thank you. Welcome.

It's Susannah Robb.

Time to shine.

Lorraine, I have to say-- money well spent.

Well, you know.

See you later.

Imagine losing your parents
in a plane crash at 16. Spit.

And tripling their company's
revenue in two years.

What a queen.

That is impressive. Yes. Good luck.

Susannah!

I love this Balmain on you.

Olivier is a genius. LORRAINE: Mm-hmm.

We're thinking of doing a line together.

Nice. How are you enjoying the summit?

Oh, it's great.

The only thing left are those
two product announcements

to get me two more V4's. Ah.

Well,
I'll 3-D print you a Louboutin heel protector

so you can speed-shift. Vroom, vroom?

And just wait until you see

the consumer products that
we're rolling out tonight.

You know, I know what it takes
to carry on a family legacy.

I'm happy you're the one
to carry on Barton's.

Yes, and-and we know all of our investors

share the same sentiment.

I'm sure.

Shall we?

Yes. Absolutely.

Tell me more about this space.

The plan worked.

Eskol and Rowan just walked in.

Hello!

Hello, and good evening, everyone.

So good to see you.
Thank you for being here.

Please, everyone, gather round.

Bring it on in! Come on. Bring it on in.

Eskol looks happy.

Let's keep him that way.

He has to stay here until
the final announcement.

Tom,

Lino's ready with the
penlight when you're done.

Welcome to the Annual

Swift Enterprises Summit.

We are excited to give you a first look

at two game-changing,
consumer-facing products.

And the first-- are you ready?--

is SwiftLush Nanocream.

Yes. Move over, tinted moisturizer.

SwiftLush Nanocream is a bioadaptive cream

that perfectly matches your skin tone

on contact. Mm-hmm.

It essentially becomes a
real-life beauty filter.

Now, I didn't moisturize this morning, so,

hopefully, you notice a difference.

Hmm?
Otherwise, we can just demonstrate on Claire.

Come on, Claire,
let's show 'em a little bit.

Oh. Yeah, just a little. Yeah.

You just need a little.

Ah, it's good. Mm.

Everyone, SwiftLush Nanocream.

SwiftLush Nanocream, ladies and gentlemen.

SwiftLush Nanocream.

Yeah.

Glad you can keep it light
while I do the heavy lifting.

It's set up for you to
program using voice dictation.

Incredible.

Your fine-motor skills are better

than the machines, little bro.

Good lookin'. Yo.

Thank you so much for being here.

You're going to have a private little tour

of some of Tom's finest inventions,

starting out with the
plyometric training shoe.

And here we have the Swift brand smartwatch.

We've got one here,
but this one I really wanted to highlight.

Uh, Tom?

Thank you for attending

the Swift Enterprises Annual Summit.

Remarkable!

Eskol just got a phone call,

and then he sent Rowan to get his coat.

I think they're leaving.

Zenzi, stall Eskol while we find Rowan.

We can't clone Rowan's
phone and save Barclay

if they leave. Go.

Anything? Hey. Hey. How are you?

What's up, brother?

We have to find Eskol and Rowan now. Hey!

Hey, boo.

Guys, the spyware is pushing through.
Hey. Hey.

Nothing up here. I'll keep looking.

Congressman? Congressman?

We're, uh,
just about to start the final presentation.

What's, uh, taking you from us?

Victoria, I'll be right there. Sure.

I would love to stay.

The campaign donations
have been quite generous.

But there's a patent crisis
with one of my former companies.

They need my help.

A patent crisis? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, well,
that's an average Tuesday for me, so...

I just sent your assistant

my patent lawyer rolodex.

Now you can stay until the end of the event.

You are remarkable.

Yeah, I know.

Maybe by the time this night is over,

you'll have an answer
to my dinner invitation?

Eskol is coming back inside.

You're welcome.

Oh, thank you, Zenzi.

You are getting a fat
raise when this is over.

Nice, Zenzi. Tom, I'm on my way.

Protocol's at 52%.

Hang on, buddy.

Right.

Oh, crap. I'm late.

Tom, Tom, listen.

I'd like for you to meet some

of our international supporters. This is...

He's-- Mm. Oh.

Thank you. Um...

T-Tom.

Lino, what's up? You good?

Of course you're late.

Y-Yeah, I-I'm good. Go do your thing.

Champagne's ready for conversion.

Ms. Robb, Claire Cormier,

interim CEO of Swift Enterprises.

Thank you, Claire.

Tom, you're killing it tonight.

Mm. SwiftLush Nanocream was amazing.

But what I'm most excited
for is your closing ceremony,

where you show me you could
lead Swift Enterprises

to a fruitful future. Our future's lit.

I want the closing ceremony to have you

and every other investor making it rain

on Swift Enterprises. Mm.

I can't wait.

Justin's having a lot of fun.

Better go get him.

Before one of those strapping
young men steals him away.

Claire, I know you're used to chasing things

that don't want you,
but we don't do that around here.

Nice shoelaces.

You playing against LeBron later? Oh, yeah.

So don't break your neck when I dunk

on this next announcement.

Once the performance starts,

I'll be cloaking everyone
who has a monocle on.

Then, once you confirm that I'm cloaked,

I'll sneak up to Rowan, and then, hopefully,

- he won't notice me.
- Hey, just breathe, breathe.

All right, the plan is going to work.

We are going to save Barclay, okay?

All right?

Get moving!

Claire's about to start without you again.

Is this mine?

Barclay is on his deathbed.
Focus on the mission.

Honored guests,

a core value at Swift Enterprises is

that if you can dream it,
we can make it happen.

And with AR Monovision, we have.

That's for you.

I have high hopes for this presentation. Mm.

Well, keep this on.

Trust me.

You boys won't want to miss this.

I can't imagine I'll be
seeing anything better,

but, uh, I'll take your word for it.

Now, augmented reality goggles
are usually bulky and hideous,

but AR Monovision is an AR experience

that only uses one eye.

Oh, yes.

AR Monovision syncs with your optic nerve

and alters what both eyes see, okay?

It's all safe. It's good.

Everybody, put your monocles on.

And without further ado,
we proudly present to you

The Rise Up.

Ooh.

Look at this!

Okay.

I should be cloaked from everyone's view.
Zenzi?

Damn, Tom. You're a genius.

Uh, you're welcome, but,

can you see me on the stage? Did it work?

It worked. You're invisible.

Perfect.

Now go clone that phone.

Tom, be careful. You're going to be

within a foot of Mr. Fatal Attraction.
Stay on mission.

Cloning initiated.

I've never seen anything like that.

Cloning successful.

It's done.

Meet me in five minutes.

S-Security protocols are at 42%.

Okay. Okay.

I'm cracking Rowan's password now.

Uh, two, zero, seven, three.

Once I locate the spyware's host program,
I can...

Oh, no. What?! What?
You're not his wallpaper?

Oh, no. It's got a secondary
security measure.

It needs Rowan's DNA
before we can unlock it.

That's NSA-level security.

For a congressman's bodyguard?

I told you.

Rowan's an enemy we know nothing about.

We need to regroup

and think,

or a small nick with a tactical
blade could procure some DNA.

Um... no stabbing. This is a party.

Okay? And I am thinking.

We just, uh...
We're just having a minor setback, okay?

We need to get a strand of hair, some sweat.

Maybe some other bodily fluids

you wouldn't mind getting from him.

Really? Both of y'all coming
for me on this day? Uh... Oh!

Crap, crap. We're late to prep

the champagne for the closing toast.

Okay. Oh, go. Just. Okay, okay, okay.

Security protocols are at 33%.

33? How much time is that?

Okay, we have an hour left, maybe two.

Hang tight, Barclay.

We just have to get through the
toast and the closing remarks.

Oh, there you are.
Did you finish Barton's penlight design?

Of course I did. You know I did.

Oh, the penlight! You were so busy

earlier,
you didn't notice that you dropped it.

I picked it up and kept it safe for you.

Oh. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah. I altered Dad's design

so that it could be multiplied
without diluting its power.

To my mentor, Barton.

And to my love. Hmm.

Mmm.

Oh! Oh!

It's bad.

Oh.

You have to fix this now. Oh, oh.

What? What? What happened?

Zenzi, one second.

Someone sabotaged my code.

The pH balance of the
champagne has been multiplied

by a degree of negative one!

Susannah's asking for you,
and so is everyone else.

Oh.

Please don't tell me that we
ran out of champagne flutes,

and we have to use drinking glasses instead.

No, it's not that bad. Tom was only about to

make our investors vomit the champagne.

Right. Um...

ginger ale, baking soda.

No. No, no, no.

An antacid wouldn't work, but...

something acidic would.

I can configure the penlight

to use the citric acid in an orange zest

to fix the pH balance of the champagne.

Okay?

Multiple it by a degree of 1.68.

Success. ZENZI: Okay.

We make a good team, Mr. Chase.

Yeah, well.

Let's celebrate later,

just the two of us.

Listen... Uh-huh, so,

scan all of this zest and then

have the servers garnish
every glass out there

before anyone drinks it.

I'm going to go have a
word with the interloper.

Zenzi,
have those done before I start my speech.

Bye.

Zenzi, you're the greatest.

We also make a fantastic team.

Stop, Tom.

Good evening.

Thank you all for coming tonight.

To all of our partners and investors

and future investors.

As you all know, this is our...

Claire.

I would say you still look sick,
but that's just your face.

Sick with guilt because
you sabotaged my penlight.

Are you insane?

I know what that penlight means to Lorraine.

Mm, sure.

You see these edges, honey?

They're secured.

So, you're going to have to
pull a lot harder to scalp me.

You see what the servers are doing?

They're administering my antidote.

I'm just relieved it all
worked out for the best.

For the sake of the company.

Oh, is that dandruff?

F-Firewalls failing.
Spyware accelerated.

Se-Security protocols at five percent.

For the sake of the company,

you take it from here.

Tom, what are you doing?

The spyware is accelerating,
and I can't stop it.

I won't lose Barclay.

I know what I have to do,
and I have to do it alone.

Tom, no!

Don't be stupid.

Send voice note. Rowan, meet me

at Swift Manor observatory,
or I'll confront Eskol

about everything you've done. Now.

P-Protocol's 2.9%.

Why are you surveilling me?

You tell me I deserve to
know what happened to my dad,

and then you ghost me?

It doesn't make sense.

You are one dumb genius.

The Road Back is no joke.

They take out anyone who's in their way,
including their own.

You're going to get me killed.

How am I in their way? Huh?

What are they after? Tell me.

Do not put your hands on me.

Tell me.

You're a coward.

Admit you feel something between us.

I'm telling you right now to leave me alone.

Fine. I will leave you alone.

But only if you tell me right here,
right now,

can I trust you?

No.

Tom!

Thought you said I couldn't trust you.

Protocol's 2.4%.

This is your last warning.

I saved your life again.

Don't make me take it next.

What?

You thought my biceps were
just for thirst traps?

You're on the wrong side.

The Road Back hates technology?
All right, bet.

I'm gonna make it so they
can't even brush their teeth

without seeing a Swift
Enterprises pop-up telling them

that their breath stinks.

If you think this is
about a better smartphone,

you're mistaken.

The Road Back wants to turn
back the clock to a time

when people like themselves
were fully in charge.

Pissing them off with a new gadget

might win a battle,

but you need to focus on winning the war.

Otherwise,

everyone you love will end up dead.

...bioadaptive cream

that perfectly matches your skin tone.

Tom, 0.5%.

The breach is almost through my firewall.

Okay. I'm using his DNA to unlock his phone.

I'm in.
Okay, I'm locating the spyware host now.

0.1%.

Zero...

Barclay?

Barclay!

How are you?

I am exceptional.

Oh.

Welcome home, buddy.

I missed you.

So, we're in the clear?

Better than that.

I removed the spyware,

but left the surveillance
software monitoring us.

I created a partition that will allow us

to feed the enemy whatever info we want.

So, no matter who Eskol's working with,

we'll control what they learn.

Reclaiming the tactical advantage.

I appreciate that,

but let's have a refresher
chat about risk mitigation

moving forward.

Understood.

Good night,

Isaac.

What's wrong?

Today, during fencing tryouts,

I knew what my opponent

was gonna do before he did it.

It's called good instincts.

That's the stuff we were practicing, right?
No.

It... It's like I was hallucinating.

Almost like I could see

electricity moving the
nerves in his muscles.

When did this start happening?

Couple weeks ago.

It's off and on.

I heard Aunt Lorraine talk about it once.

My mom went through

something like this when I was three.

Right before she left me.

She went crazy.
What if that's happening to me?

Listen to me.

You are not her.

Whatever's going on with you,

we'll figure it out, and we'll deal with it.

I just want to talk to my mom.

Maybe she'd have some answers.

Susannah. Thank you for coming.

Thank you for having me.

Yo! Susannah.
How did you like the closing ceremony?

Well, Claire really wowed
everyone with Swift Enterprises'

plans for the future. Okay.

Investors were impressed.

Nice. So what are we talking?

Another 100 mil, easy?

Mm. Mm.

150.

Tom...

I want to say it's not personal, but,

actually, it kind of is.

Swift Enterprises isn't
getting another dime out of me.

You see,

my family's faith was with Barton.

Mine's supposed to be with you.

Not Claire Cormier. I...

I don't follow her on Instagram.
I follow you.

You are the genius inventor.

You have the Swift last name,

so when you literally walk away

from an opportunity to
connect to the company,

you show me you can't
do what I did with mine.

Wait a minute. It's not like that.

I just... I had to go handle... Well...

fewer words, more actions, yeah?

Love the shoes, though.

What on earth were you thinking?

The lack of Susannah's faith

in the company will cause a domino effect.

I will find a way to win her back.

Your way was tonight.

Just trust me. I...

How am I supposed to trust
you after all of this?

You know, half of these people
traveled around the world

to have a personal audience with you.

What was so important

that you could not complete your obligations,
Tom?

All I needed was

15 minutes more of you acting like an adult.

I thought there would be
less pressure on you now...

Less... pressure?

Without your father here.

I know he was hard on you, but... Oh.

That's a nice way of putting it.

What are you really trying to say?

You think I don't know you're
relieved that he's gone?

Relieved?

Relieved?

I'm not relieved. You don't understand.

Then make...

Make me understand it.

I'm not relieved, because he's not...

He's not what?

Otherwise,
everyone you love will end up dead.

Your father is not what?

He's not the reason I left early.

It's just...

ever since he died,

I haven't felt like myself.

I built his ship.

And then, I watched it explode.

It is the last thing I
see when I close my eyes.

And it is the first thing
I see when I wake up.

Okay. Okay.

Baby, it's okay. It's okay.

I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

Excuse me. Mrs. Swift?

I'm sorry to bother you so late.

It's Lino. Is he all right?

He's upset,
and he was asking about his mother.

No, we don't talk about my sister.

Hello?

Hi. I need you to find someone.

Time magazine sent over highlights

for their article on the summit.

They are calling it the
"Tech Event of the Year."

You should be proud.

Hey.

You know I'm your friend before an employee.

What's wrong?

Tom just told me his grief
is clouding his judgment.

I'm-I'm losing faith

he can lead the company
in his current state.

We'll find a way forward.

After you get some rest.

Did you like the sleep
gel from the other night?

Oh, yes, I did.

I slept like a baby.

Here. I... I always have it on me.

It helps me with... with headaches.

Mmm.

I'm glad you told me about Tom's...
mental distress.

It's so important

that he doesn't struggle alone.

Hold out your finger.

Since Tom is so emotionally unstable,

the best way we can help him
is by providing supervision.

Sign these,

and I'll have discretionary approval

over all of his Swift Enterprises requests.

I promise you,

I'll look after Tom.

I'll make sure he's safe.

Not bad for a 12.4 chance of success, huh?

Always bet on Black.

Mm. Okay, Barclay.

Good to have you back.

Damn.

You promised me a celebration.

No glasses?

Who needs glasses when we have mouths?

Oh.

Ah, damn.

Oops.

Oops.

Come here, tech daddy.

It's bug-free. We can speak.

We didn't get the data from his AI,

but...

I found another way in.

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