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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,976 If you don't get your shit together, your baby is fucked. 2 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:21,229 This is not my fault. I am fully prepared. 3 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,689 She's very good. 4 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,151 How did this happen? 5 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,234 Exactly? 6 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,277 We had great sex. 7 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,239 Uh, He's, um, 8 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,243 an escort and the condom broke, out of time date. 9 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,620 Wait, you've paid for this? 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:38,830 I mean, no of fence. 11 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,331 She has a good tip too, 12 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,082 and a good review. 13 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,291 Just try this, 14 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,001 If you squint, 15 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,087 hard, 16 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,087 it kind of looks like one of those guys 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,841 on those cheesy, romance novels 18 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,467 and then the horse... 19 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:52,593 Didn't kind of see it? 20 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:53,718 Again? 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,555 Of friend Fabio. 22 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:56,637 Yes. 23 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:57,807 Yes. Yes, exactly. 24 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,224 A friend. 25 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,601 Okay. 26 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,144 Philippe, 27 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,353 Lily would like you to be 28 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,732 more involved in the planning. 29 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,358 What do you need from her? 30 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,735 I would like her to relax. 31 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,110 How? Could I relax when you were gonna 32 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,614 fuck up our child. 33 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,238 I will not fuck baby Philippe. 34 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,531 We're not calling him that. 35 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:16,365 Why not? 36 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,867 Because I would rather call our baby. 37 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,494 Baby Hitler, than name after you. 38 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,703 - Baby Hitler? - Yeah. 39 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,582 You are just upset because of the goats. 40 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,333 The goats? 41 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,502 He, um... 42 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,214 he wants to raise our kid on a goat farm. 43 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,964 He thinks that the goats will teach him, everything 44 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,384 that he needs to know in life. 45 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:37,180 Philippe, that's not a candy, 46 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,015 it's a marble. Spit it out. 47 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:40,974 Nope. 48 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:46,605 Sorry. 49 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,195 I have something that can help. 50 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,830 A magic box? 51 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,208 Yes, a Magic Box. 52 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,753 I only bring this one out for my most special cases. 53 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,378 I'm sorry. What is this? 54 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,170 Open it. 55 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,172 Together. 56 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,349 Oh, you got the cabin. 57 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:22,600 I love nature. 58 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,768 I don't do nature. 59 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,894 It's okay Lily. 60 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,645 This place has a way of giving you 61 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,898 exactly what you need. 62 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,734 But you do have to do everything, together. 63 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,652 Trust me. 64 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,613 Just spend a weekend here. 65 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,740 You'll see each other in a whole new light. 66 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,367 I guarantee it. 67 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,995 Thank you, magical therapist. 68 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,713 There's some important things you need to know 69 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,089 as a parent. 70 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,426 Number 1, the crib. 71 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,926 The crib could be a safe haven for the baby, 72 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,723 but it can strangle the baby if you're not careful. 73 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,266 Did you hear that, Philippe? 74 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,349 No. 75 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,023 Philippe, what is that? 76 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,273 Oh, it's a do ink. 77 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,193 I got this for baby Philippe. 78 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,292 He's going to be very musical. I think. 79 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,449 I really need you to listen to this. 80 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,951 Maybe you should listen to this. 81 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,495 Number 2, the next thing you've stay in your house 82 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,625 is electronic medium. 83 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,166 Come on. 84 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,751 Could you just get rid of it, please? 85 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,753 You don't want to be a musician like, uh, 86 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,424 Bruce Springsteen or Samuel Jackson. 87 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:39,093 I think we'll just give him a real piano. Okay? 88 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:40,886 No! 89 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,225 Au revoir, baby Philippe's toy. 90 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,433 We're not calling him that. I need you to focus. 91 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,310 Thirdly, you also cannot eat 92 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,314 licorice or soft cheeses. 93 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,150 See, this is very good information for the both of us. 94 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,239 I didn't know that you couldn't have brie and.. 95 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,444 You have no idea of the massive amounts of bries that 96 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,862 I would have consumed before... 97 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,532 what are you doing? 98 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,909 Nothing. I got it. 99 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,410 What is that? 100 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:05,662 It is nothing. 101 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:06,871 What is this? 102 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,833 Magic mushrooms? 103 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,544 Magic mushrooms! 104 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:15,878 Uh, maybe? 105 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,671 Huh. 106 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,508 The fourth thing that can kill your baby 107 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,426 is drugs in the house. 108 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,012 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 109 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:24,845 Alright. 110 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,557 We are not even in the house. 111 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:29,058 ...Okay, and it is not a drug. 112 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:30,853 It is medicine. 113 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,853 You seem very tense. 114 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:33,646 Yeah. 115 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,480 Owhh... 116 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,482 How is this? 117 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,567 You need to relax. 118 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:39,612 I really need to relax. 119 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,697 I'm sorry. 120 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,239 I know you think, I don't take this serious 121 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,119 but I assure you I take this very, very serious. 122 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,160 It's my baby too. 123 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,706 And the therapist said, you and I are supposed 124 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:51,124 to get to know each other. 125 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:52,748 Is this good? 126 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:53,541 Yeah? 127 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,500 It is nice. 128 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,669 Yes, and I think we can really get to know each other 129 00:04:56,671 --> 00:05:00,216 really well, in a deep way with magic mushrooms. 130 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,051 Mmm.. 131 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,135 Right? 132 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:04,760 No! 133 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:05,886 No!!! 134 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,747 We can still have a good time, you know. 135 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,791 You are the killer of fun. 136 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,709 You don't even know what a good time is. 137 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,757 Hey. Do you mind open your baby mama with some of her bags? 138 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,842 Only, 139 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:45,970 because I'm a gentleman. 140 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,346 Thank you. 141 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,316 We're here for two days. 142 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,274 Yeah. We have a lot of planning to do. 143 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,984 Listen, I have to go through everything that 144 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,488 I already know and teach it to you. 145 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,240 Oh, so your way of planning is okay and mine is not. 146 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,772 Philippe, taking mushrooms is not planning for a baby. 147 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,787 Of... because of the podcast? 148 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,371 You really need to grow up, okay? 149 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,166 This is happening, 150 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,336 and I'm doing all of this for our baby. 151 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:20,253 I am too. 152 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,422 Could you please help me with the luggage? 153 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,096 No, thank you. 154 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,347 What? 155 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,307 Philippe? 156 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,600 What do you mean? 157 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,435 No, thank you. 158 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,976 Can you... 159 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,231 Can you just help me with one? 160 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,278 Fuck feminism. 161 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,657 Just as I suspected, 162 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,282 No good. 163 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,912 You stupid... is trying to kill me. 164 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,166 Oh, God. 165 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,669 Okay. 166 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,588 I can make this work. 167 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:08,010 We can put the list of all of the potential baby names. 168 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:10,762 Right there. 169 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,389 I see it. 170 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,461 And then we can do the vision board for the baby's future, 171 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,935 here. 172 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,062 And then the financial planning for our entire future 173 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,105 can go right here. 174 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,734 Okay, I can work with this. 175 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,404 This is a stupid vacation. 176 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,115 It's not, a vacation, Philippe. 177 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,950 Yes. It is becoming clear to me, 178 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:34,787 stuck in this stuffed-it box surrounded by boring work, 179 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,957 and the only company is that killed our fun. 180 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,335 This vacation is going to be... 181 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,172 Okoya amour. 182 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:50,927 What is it? 183 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,970 Aww. 184 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,682 Hey, we have things to do. 185 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,060 Now this, is what I'm talking about. 186 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,604 Hey... 187 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:02,856 Nature. 188 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,940 Here I come. 189 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:38,725 Wooh... 190 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,569 Don't you worry, little guy. 191 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,039 I've got your whole life planned out for you. 192 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,231 Come here. 193 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:34,948 Hey, little bird. 194 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,669 Huh. 195 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,380 Geez. 196 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,631 Christ. 197 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,720 Is that a magic box? 198 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,474 Magic box, here I come. 199 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,405 Come on, you beautiful magic box. Open up. 200 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,574 And give yourself to me. 201 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,076 Oh my God. 202 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,410 Philippe 203 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,536 Owh... 204 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:04,579 Again. 205 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:05,955 Open. 206 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,166 - Open. - Philippe. 207 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,501 - Yes. - What are you doing? 208 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:11,837 Oh, bonjour. 209 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,214 Where are your clothes? 210 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,050 You look so vibrant. 211 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,342 I love it. 212 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,759 What are you doing? 213 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,096 Do you have a crowbar? 214 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,763 Or a hammer? 215 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,350 Or a sword? 216 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,974 Yes, do you have a sword? 217 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:26,767 Sword? 218 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:27,559 Yeah? 219 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,560 Yeah. Actually I do. 220 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,290 It's in the bags that you never help me bring in. 221 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,482 Oh, yes. Really? 222 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,442 No, I don't have a fucking sword. 223 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,820 Is that a therapist's box? 224 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,448 [shakes the box} 225 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,033 [shakes the box} 226 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,703 You can see the box? 227 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,247 What's wrong with you? 228 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,827 Nothing is wrong with me. 229 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,544 What is wrong with you? 230 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,170 You are being weird. 231 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,965 Weirder than your baseline weird. 232 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,466 I took the mushrooms and then the box came out 233 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,511 of the public water. 234 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,014 Ahhh... look. 235 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:09,854 You took mushrooms? 236 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,565 We have one rule. 237 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,402 To do everything together Philippe. 238 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,463 You did not want to take the magic mushrooms with me. 239 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,362 You took him and you throw it out the window. 240 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,907 That is not how that work. 241 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:28,912 It must be sooo nice 242 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:33,250 to be a weird, alien man-child 243 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,088 with zero responsibilities. 244 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:40,551 Oh yeah, must be so nice to be an uptight 245 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,263 person with lots of bags, full of sores and lies. 246 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,557 Give me that. 247 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,856 Oh my God 248 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,022 I can't move. 249 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,565 This mushrooms are strong. 250 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,401 Arrggh 251 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,153 Arrggh 252 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,280 Aaahh. 253 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,978 This trip is wild. 254 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,069 This trip is wild. 255 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,452 Awh... 256 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,662 Awh... 257 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,582 Why is my head feel like swimming pool? 258 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:57,962 Oh no. 259 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,172 Oh. 260 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,465 Something's wrong. 261 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,133 My hands? 262 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,386 Something is really wrong. 263 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,306 Oh, what is this muscle? Why I got hair on my arms? 264 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,724 Wait a second. 265 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,642 Wild curls, 266 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,893 shitty mustache, 267 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,603 a "Weird Al" Yankovic. 268 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,856 Ugh, where's my baby? 269 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,272 Oh, I have the baby. 270 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,943 - Hmm? - Who the hell are you? 271 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,695 Why do you look like me? 272 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,194 Calm down, little Philippe. 273 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,283 I am you and you are me 274 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,452 because, I am tripping 275 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:31,912 balls. 276 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,915 Why is the sky moving? 277 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,165 Ahh... 278 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,590 Sky is not moving for me anymore. 279 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,634 Wait. 280 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,261 Wait. 281 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,263 Oye. 282 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,610 Aaaahhhh. 283 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,693 I have to say, 284 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,403 I have never experienced anything like this before. 285 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,324 [{music background] 286 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:16,622 [{music background] 287 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,335 [{music background] 288 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,127 [{music background] 289 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,422 Wooh... 290 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,258 Woohoo... Ho ho ho ho... 291 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,176 What is happening? 292 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,137 I don't know, but these mushrooms are amazing. 293 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,766 Ahhhhh. 294 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,935 Ahhhh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh 295 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,405 I always thought having boobies would be fun, but... 296 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,701 this kind of hurt. 297 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,953 Hey. 298 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,665 Hey, do all boobies hurt? 299 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,999 Just wake up. 300 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,501 Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. 301 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,422 No. 302 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,799 No. 303 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,301 Ugh, 304 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,426 Oh, I'm a dude. 305 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,011 I have a mustache. 306 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,473 Mushroom trimmings. 307 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,020 Half-naked French gigolo. 308 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,898 A very handsome one. 309 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,817 Oh... 310 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,942 I can't believe I let that overpriced therapist 311 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,654 gives me into this. 312 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,197 The therapist. 313 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,079 Come on, girl. 314 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,333 Let me tell you. 315 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:43,834 Hello. 316 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,626 No. 317 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,419 Please contact... 318 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,923 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 319 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:48,880 Five, five, five... 320 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,675 No. no... 321 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,883 no... 322 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:52,886 Oh, come on. 323 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,387 Oh, come on. 324 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,022 I have a nice ass. 325 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,150 Oh... 326 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:08,901 Wow. 327 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,448 Oh my God. 328 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,199 I have a penis. 329 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,199 That's great. 330 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,119 Get it off. 331 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:17,951 Get it off. 332 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,744 Come on. 333 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,536 Get it off. 334 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,538 You really is aggressive when you come this close. 335 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,498 I understand, I'm so sorry. 336 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,752 Get it off. Get if off. 337 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,050 Oh... eeh. 338 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,599 I hit my head pretty hard. 339 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:44,561 - What if I had a concussion? - You're fine. 340 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,065 I have a thick head. 341 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,361 - What did you say? - What I don't understand 342 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:56,114 is why I am you, and you are me. 343 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,367 Neither do I. 344 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,995 But I'm pretty sure it's your fault. 345 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,415 That is not fair. 346 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:10,253 Oh, yeah? ever since you brought that box here. 347 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,841 Everything has been going crazy. 348 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,928 The Box. 349 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,263 I think it's a murder box trying to kill us. 350 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,229 No-no-no, no. 351 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:29,314 Bound by a border and a magical tether, 352 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,442 will ensure you must work together. 353 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,903 This incredible journey can be nightmares, 354 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,157 or dream. If you are ready, simply exclaim. 355 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,996 "We are a team". 356 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,956 Oh my God... it's not a murder box. 357 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,916 That's just a riddle and every body swap movie 358 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,544 that you got to solve in order to swap. 359 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,172 Huh? 360 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,673 That's totally what this is. 361 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,425 We're totally stuck in a body swap situation. 362 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,260 A body, what? 363 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,220 I love body swap movies. I've seen them all. 364 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:04,099 I am so prepared for this. 365 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,726 Is it killer or fun or just movies. 366 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,854 I am the body swap master 367 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,564 and I'm gonna use this riddle in order to break 368 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,191 the curse and swap us back. 369 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,819 Down by a border and a magic tether won't unsure 370 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,071 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 371 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,740 If you're ready simply exclaim. 372 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,661 "We are a team" 373 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,705 That's easy. 374 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,667 "We are a team" 375 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,877 You try. 376 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,711 Try what? 377 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,088 Say "We are a team" 378 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,090 We are a team, 379 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,633 Not like that. 380 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,552 Like you really mean it. 381 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,554 We are a team. 382 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,182 Nah, this is not fun. 383 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,641 I don't care If this is not fun Philippe. 384 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,687 I would like my body back. 385 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,064 Let's just do this together. 386 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,149 Three, two, one. 387 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,613 We are a team. 388 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,323 The Box agrees with me. 389 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,574 What is it dong? 390 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:09,748 Changing us back, obviously. Let's go. 391 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,582 You see, Philippe? 392 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,542 That is why you got to be prepared for every 393 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,711 situation. Without me, you'd be stuck like this 394 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,046 forever. 395 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,466 Oh, I don't mind. You says, it doesn't seem to matter because 396 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,593 you are unhappy being you, 397 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,848 but uh, you were always unhappy being me. 398 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:31,144 Shut up and witness. It's gonna to switch us back in 399 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,191 3, 2, 1. 400 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,571 Shit. 401 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,199 I'm still you... 402 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,825 and I'm still tripping. 403 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,996 Haaa... 404 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,501 Never mind, it's a murder box. 405 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,755 It's a bow 406 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,965 A bow? 407 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,680 It's a bow and an arrow. 408 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,347 Good. 409 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,308 What's happening now? 410 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,270 It's another little note. 411 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,520 It says... 412 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,105 "The basic needs you must provide includes: 413 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,108 water, shelter, clothing and food. 414 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,151 If what you seek is simply to swap do so 415 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,028 with nothing more than what you've got." 416 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:22,821 No, no, no 417 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,950 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 418 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,159 It said, "This... 419 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,705 incredible journey can be nightmares or a dream. 420 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,830 If you're ready... 421 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,707 exclaim, "We are a team" 422 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,918 We did that. We are a team. 423 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,713 We just locked our self into another body swap challenge 424 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,465 and now we gotta 425 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,968 find water, shelter, clothing, and food. 426 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,305 Wait, I brought clothes, 427 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,681 food and water. Yeah, I got that at the cabin. 428 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,057 That's what I got in those... 429 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,059 those suitcases. I think will be totally fine. 430 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:58,066 Yeah, I'll be fine. You, are so lucky. 431 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,485 That you have me. 432 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,534 How are we gonna to find food out of here? 433 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,831 This is time for hunting and adventure. 434 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,709 My very handsome friend. 435 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,328 Shhh... 436 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,498 Rule Number 1. When you go hunting... 437 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,375 is to be very... 438 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,128 very quiet. 439 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,174 Oh, what was that? 440 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:07,676 I saw something 441 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,347 I think we're being stalked. 442 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,221 No, Lily, 443 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,475 We are the ones that are stalking. 444 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,394 No, I think it might be wolves. 445 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:21,314 Or a hippo. Yeah, No, I think it might be raptors. 446 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,193 I think it might be raptors. 447 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:24,442 Shh.. 448 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,654 You are having a bad trip. 449 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,823 This too, shall pass. 450 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,283 What was that? 451 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,160 Huh? 452 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,208 Dinner time, baby 453 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,726 It's rabbit season, bitch. 454 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,275 Huh. 455 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,402 Whaaaaah. 456 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,404 They been gotcha. 457 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,447 I am so sorry, Lily, 458 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,660 that is never happened to me before. I... 459 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,997 Ah, Oh no. 460 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,123 Ah 461 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,168 Ah, I have no upper body strength. 462 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,710 Ooh... 463 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,258 They've been gotcha. 464 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:34,097 I don't know what to do? I cannot haunt this way. 465 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,781 Oh my God. 466 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,365 Philippe? 467 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:57,952 What's wrong? 468 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:58,745 What? 469 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,017 - What's wrong? - I'm thirsty. Can you give me some water? 470 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,123 Okay, okay. 471 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:02,916 Ohh.. I need water. 472 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:03,960 Okay, okay 473 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,418 You need water. 474 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,713 Okay. one moment 475 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:10,925 Philippe? 476 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,427 Ha? 477 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:18,391 Oh good, good. Just shoot it. So we can go home. 478 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,185 Your body has the strength. 479 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,227 But how? 480 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:22,561 The bow, 481 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,898 take an arrow, you knock head. 482 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:31,402 You pull it, you let it go. 483 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:35,406 Just pull, let it go. Okay. Just pull... 484 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,408 and let it go... okay. 485 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,540 Aww. 486 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,378 That really hurts. 487 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,296 And now the rabbit is gone. 488 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,882 Because, I don't know what I'm doing. 489 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,261 I may gonna be the worst parent ever. 490 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,556 Lily, It's fine, okay? 491 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,224 Everything is okay. We just need to... 492 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,863 Why is there a monster in my stomach? 493 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,868 It's not a monster idiot, it's our son. 494 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:27,043 Our son? Our son. 495 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:33,425 Hi Baby Philippe, 496 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,717 Hey, Baby Philippe... how are you? 497 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,344 What are you feeling a little fish my friend? 498 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:41,516 Ow. ooh. That's very good, very strong. 499 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,314 My motherly instincts have just kicked in. 500 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,650 Lily, come here? Come here. 501 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,651 The sky is moving. 502 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,654 Come here. 503 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:55,904 Okay. 504 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,243 Get down. Down. 505 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,622 What's wrong, cheri? 506 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,544 We, we, we switched bodies and I couldn't blow because I'm not 507 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:17,753 prepared and I'm still tripping balls and it scared... 508 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,054 It's okay to be scared, Lily. It's okay, okay? but you know 509 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,849 what's you're doing? a very good job. Listen, everything that 510 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:28,647 you need, you have right here. Okay, and anything you need? 511 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,273 On top of that. I will help you with, the three of us together. 512 00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:33,566 Okay? 513 00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:37,528 What's going on? Yeah, that's so different. 514 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:41,532 I know, I think it's my motherly instincts. 515 00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:44,369 Oh, yeah, that shit is real. 516 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,664 All right, help me up. 517 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:50,041 We will go get that rabbit and then we will go home. - Yeah 518 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,794 Can you stop the sky from moving? 519 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:58,385 We'll work on that first. Okay. Ally, up, up... 520 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,722 The sky... 521 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:07,433 is just a reflection of your love. 522 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:11,312 It is moving because, the love you have as a mother 523 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:16,526 is so powerful that it can move the heavens. 524 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,404 That's like, so much love. 525 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,366 Repeat after me. 526 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,536 I am one with nature and nature is one with me. 527 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,416 I am one with nature and nature is one with me. 528 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:34,836 I am enough because I am everything. 529 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:39,507 I am enough because I am... 530 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,010 I'm everything. 531 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,224 Everything... 532 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,017 Everything... 533 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:17,170 I am one with nature and nature is one with me. 534 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:23,470 I am one with nature and nature is one with me. 535 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,529 Stay focused... 536 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,450 Breathe... 537 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,538 release. 538 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,458 Damn it! 539 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,336 No, it's okay. You know it's good. You 540 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:59,420 you are very close. Strengthen, okay? - Okay. 541 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:02,632 Okay, take it off. Relax. 542 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,011 I am one with nature. 543 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:16,062 - It's fine. Okay, let's not... - It's not... fine 544 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,150 It's not fine. What if I can't shoot the rabbit? 545 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,359 And what if I, what if, what if the Box never switches us 546 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,736 back and what if we we got stuck here. 547 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,531 I'm not prepared. - Listen, let give you one more chance 548 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,116 then. - Okay. - Okay and you have to do everything exactly 549 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:32,328 as I tell you without hesitation. Okay? - Okay. 550 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:37,168 Repeat after me. 551 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,461 Fuck it. 552 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,213 Fuck it? 553 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:45,969 - Fuck it. - Fuck it? - No, Fuck it. 554 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:53,266 - Fuck it. - Ju-, fuck it. - Fuck it. -Fuck it. Fuck it. 555 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:57,061 - Fuck it. -Fuck it. -Fuck it. - Fuck it. -Fuck it. -Fuck it. 556 00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:58,604 - That's you. - Fuck it. 557 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,405 - Who ah! Oh hoh hoh! - Oh hoh oh! - Wow! 558 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:06,841 - I shot the rabbit. - You did it. 559 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,385 - I killed the rabbit. - You killed the rabbit. - I killed the- 560 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,247 I'm sorry, bunny. 561 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:35,641 Hey, are you okay cheri? 562 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,143 Yeah. 563 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,605 Yow, what is this, yeah? 564 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,441 You did so good today. You found my clothes, 565 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,151 you found my backpack, 566 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:48,237 you found this amazing glamping tent from the pomp prints 567 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:52,366 and now we have shelter. Hey, it's very good. 568 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:53,743 And I killed a bunny. 569 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,661 We just used the bunny to and now we 570 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,456 have bunny barbecue and then as soon as it's done, the 571 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:02,545 Magic Box will be so happy and will let us go home. Huh. 572 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:08,507 Who provides? Lily and nature. Good job. It's good. 573 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,470 I guess you're right. I did pretty good today. 574 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:18,225 Hey, no. You did not do good. You did fantastic. 575 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,977 I am so proud, I feel like I could explode 576 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,065 to a million thousand mayonnaise. 577 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,155 What are you? 578 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:38,657 I mean, how did you happen? I mean, 579 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,797 My... family, I guess. 580 00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:50,009 Oh, they like, in the circus? or outer space? 581 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,637 Space circus? 582 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:59,558 Oui. No. It's not much as interesting. 583 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,979 My papa is in finance. We made a lots of money. 584 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,064 And my mom always did home and made 585 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:11,698 croissants and macarons. - It sounds amazing. 586 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:19,739 - No. Not really. - Why? -Hmm... 587 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:28,879 because my father worked very long hours 588 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:29,672 to make the money because 589 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,383 he was always worried about paying the bills 590 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:35,052 He's very focused, stress, stress, stress, and so 591 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:37,346 he would come home and he would want to rip his hair out 592 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,849 and then they would yell at us and be like, "Whaah I'm 593 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:46,480 doing this for you" so... 594 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,692 That sucks 595 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,777 C'est la vie 596 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,780 What about your mom? 597 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:58,242 Uh, well, because of that, uh... 598 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:05,960 my momma would uh, would take pills and uh... 599 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:10,963 because she was afraid he would leave so she wanted to 600 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:16,969 make sure that she was happy and sleepy and eventually 601 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:24,971 it just changed her into something... else. Something... empty. 602 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:31,067 That's terrible -No, no's, c'est la vie. 603 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,820 No, not c'est la vie. 604 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,239 You know, they've tried so hard to have 605 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,659 to have this, perfect life and they tried 606 00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:44,872 so hard to have it and then they ended up hating it. 607 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:48,125 Hating each other and hating themselves and 608 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:50,419 so much hate and, you know, sometimes I 609 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,463 even thought they hated me because I 610 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:55,760 did not want to be unhappy and they were so unhappy. So... 611 00:34:56,260 --> 00:35:01,138 at 14, I decided to, well, le finite. I'm going whoosh. 612 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:05,935 Moving and living later. Hmm. 613 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,941 - At 14... - Right. - You were out there by yourself? 614 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:16,948 No, I was not alone. I had, I had my mountain goats and trees 615 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:23,369 and the water and uh... Oh. 616 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:27,873 This is my favorite part. I cannot wait to show you. Come. 617 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:35,341 Ugh - What are we looking? 618 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,552 Look at this. 619 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:39,552 How could you be lonely when 620 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:46,600 you have so many friends? Hmm. 621 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:49,979 That's what I love about being in nature. 622 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:57,981 It's calm and peaceful. There's no hate. It makes me happy. 623 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:05,955 See, I want more of that, for him, than I had in my childhood. 624 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,670 I understand. 625 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:22,263 Ugh, this is so uncomfortable for my back. 626 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:30,763 - Right? you should get comfortable. - Yeah - Uhm-mm 627 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,066 Good night my friends. 628 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:45,244 I hate to admit it, but you were right. 629 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:50,039 It's not so bad being out of your nature. 630 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,291 And I really appreciate you helping me with the 631 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:55,463 hunting and the mushroom tripping and 632 00:36:56,339 --> 00:37:00,216 telling me your story, it means a lot. I mean... 633 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:16,065 That's what I look like when I sleep, ugh. 634 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:20,863 Oh my God, Philippe, I think we made it. 635 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,155 Philippe... 636 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:31,205 It's another challenge. Ahh. Okay. 637 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,375 Although you may see things from a different point of view, 638 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:37,753 you are still not ready for your child's to view. 639 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:41,632 Providing these things is only a small component 640 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:46,222 as parenting requires a new way to enjoy the moment. 641 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:54,897 I guess we can do this in the morning. 642 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:10,369 Good morning, sleepy. It's not bad after last night, 643 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,162 we can get back to the cabin. 644 00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,167 I would love to see a shower. - I'm still you. 645 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:21,964 - Yeah, we have another challenge. - Are you seem to be enjoying 646 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:27,261 those mushrooms there? - Mmm-hmm. They're your Gourmet mushrooms. 647 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:30,639 I found it next to your backpack. They don't really taste 648 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:35,688 gourmet, but I didn't it to pour by yourself. Are you okay? 649 00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:41,944 - Lily, -Nah. - These are gourmet magic mushrooms. 650 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:47,283 It looks like you ate 10 times the normal amount, my boo. 651 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,951 - Oh my God. - Don't worry. - Oh my God. - No, don't worry, 652 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:54,955 don't worry. - I think it is... - Don't, remember. Fuck it. 653 00:38:54,957 --> 00:39:01,003 Ride the wave. - Fuck it. Ride the wave. - You're okay. 654 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,005 I'm okay. 655 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:04,632 I'm okay 656 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:12,556 I'm okay. - You're okay. - Yeah, I don't even, I don't... 657 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:18,981 feel anything. 658 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,153 The water is so liquid... 659 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,990 Philippe? 660 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,912 - Huh? - Have you ever been one of this before? 661 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:38,916 My hands are water. My hands, Philippe... 662 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,918 Who ah, Haha. 663 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,595 Philippe, I think I wanna eat the soap. - Don't eat it. 664 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,182 I ate the soap. 665 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,102 Oh my God. 666 00:39:58,312 --> 00:39:59,312 Oh my God. 667 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:07,438 - What, what? What is it? - I totally get it now. 668 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,656 See, what you're doing? 669 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,366 It's awesome. 670 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,158 - You're doing it wrong. - What? 671 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,621 - What is this? - That's how I do it. 672 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,746 You're using those weird three fingers, 673 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,873 Would you want me to touch your tips like this, no. 674 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,879 Full hand. Grab it. Grab it! - No - You're a man now 675 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:26,672 You hold your dick like a man. - Well, it's my dick now. 676 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:30,008 - No, - My dick. - Wrap it. - No, I don't think I can stop. 677 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,721 No - I don't think I can stop. 678 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,145 Calm yourself, calm yourself, calm yourself. 679 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,189 I want it back in one piece, huh. 680 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,485 I'm enjoying the full dick of. 681 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,074 Oui. 682 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,704 I am one with your dick. I am one with your dick. 683 00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,915 Cherie, you're right. 684 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,917 Keep playing with that dick, girl. 685 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:05,752 The card said to enjoy yourself, right? You really need 686 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:09,089 to just feel it. Even if you'd to do it with your stupid, three 687 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:11,049 finger thing, just keep going, okay? 688 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,177 Uh, huh-huh. Oh, this is so good. 689 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,679 Great! Do whatever you need, listen, 690 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:18,182 Why don't you try something where you ahm? Try your left hand 691 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,351 - Oh. - Yeah. - It feels like somebody else is touching it. 692 00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:24,104 Just tickle the balls, just a little bit. Spit on it. 693 00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:26,064 - Try both hands. - Okay. 694 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,650 It's not big enough. - What? - Not big enough. 695 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:29,985 Oui. Yes. Of course. 696 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:34,656 Take your thumb. - Okay. - Yeah and stick it up your ass 697 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:39,369 Do you know where the perineum is? - No. - No scratch that. 698 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:43,040 Just imagine the soldiers. They are right there. You can 699 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,460 see them in your light and you need to shoot them down with 700 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:52,382 your penis. Really make sure you're just savoring it. 701 00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:58,139 Ugh. 702 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:06,021 Cheri... are you okay? 703 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,364 I feel empty. 704 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:19,701 It's normal. Enjoy the moment and I, uh... 705 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:23,539 Go back. Round two. Next time, stronger, faster 706 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,042 harder, more passionate, the Box demanded, okay? 707 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:31,046 No - Oui - No, I don't want to, coz I feel weird. 708 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,006 It's normal. What do you want? 709 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:38,178 You need a nap? - I'm hungry. - Hungry? 710 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:58,865 Magic Box provides. This is a challenge. I can't get behind. 711 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:00,828 Hell, yeah 712 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:46,330 - This is the most beautiful thing. - Oui. 713 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,457 I don't even know where to start. 714 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:54,381 Hey no, it's not ready yet. 715 00:43:55,633 --> 00:44:02,473 Ooh, it's brie. Huh, it's brie. 716 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:04,850 Oh. 717 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:08,771 No - What? 718 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:12,898 - You can't have that. -Ugh. - Cause you are pregnant. 719 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:18,820 - No soft cheeses. - Oh. Yeah, hmm. 720 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:21,615 - Oh my God. - The baby is okay. 721 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,241 Oh, what about "the Podcaster"? 722 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:26,286 Forget all that. Listen to your body, yeah? 723 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:34,288 - Yeah. - Enjoy the moment. 724 00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:42,179 Are you feeling it. - I feel it. - Are you feeling it? 725 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,014 I feel it. 726 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:17,964 Who oh. 727 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:24,553 Your body is crazy. Huh. It feels good to move. 728 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:29,015 Hmm-hmm. 729 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:31,478 Hey, don't you think you should slow down a little bit. 730 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:38,358 Hmp. I'm enjoying the moment oh, 731 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:45,157 - What? - Oh, I don't know my... ugh, ow, ow, ow. 732 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,828 - Oh no. - Aw, ugh. 733 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:52,831 - What is it? - My belly hurts. - What it is? What? 734 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,919 It hurts really bad. Aww. 735 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,545 The brie. 736 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,424 - I told you not to eat the brie. - Oh, Lily. I'm sorry. 737 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,426 - Now you are going to die. - I'm going to die. 738 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,469 Maybe, I don't know. 739 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,721 Oh fix it, Lily please fix it. 740 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:08,766 Fix it. Fix it. 741 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:12,853 - The Box! The Box. - Oh, okay. Get your box. 742 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,897 The Box. 743 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:19,608 So, in summary, remember, not to eat any licorice, 744 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,151 chocolate or soft cheeses, 745 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:21,943 Oh no. 746 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:23,381 Especially brie. Brie is one of the most dangerous 747 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:27,743 Mr. Podcaster, I'm so sorry, I didn't know 748 00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:31,036 - Soft cheeses... - Ugh. - It'll will be okay. - Okay. 749 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,499 I was going to go to Vegas, you know, 750 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,792 Soft cheese, I got it. I got it. 751 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,962 Eating soft cheese while being pregnant 752 00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:40,087 may produce... 753 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,643 Gas. 754 00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:05,030 I haven't feel pain anymore. I felt better. 755 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:14,871 - No, no more... of this. - Hey. Lily, It's just gas 756 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:22,587 It's not a big deal. - It's not, just gas... - What? 757 00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:23,632 Oh, 758 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:26,384 Oh. 759 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,468 I'm sorry, baby Philippe. 760 00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,346 - You got to be careful for our baby. - Oh Lily, 761 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,890 being pregnant is the worst. 762 00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:35,517 It doesn't have to be. 763 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,520 No?, when all of the things that feels good 764 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,605 could possibly kill your baby, how are you supposed 765 00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:45,068 - to enjoy the moment? - Let me show you how. 766 00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:48,405 Up, up. - Up, up. - Up, up. 767 00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:50,576 Up we go - Urrghh, Jesus. 768 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:06,925 [ Music background ] 769 00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:23,857 - See, that wasn't so bad - So bad? This is amazing. 770 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:28,153 And no gassy side effects - Hmm, No terrifying side effects 771 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,489 - Right? - Hmm. 772 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:38,957 Hey, Lily. Will you berry me? 773 00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:42,209 What? 774 00:48:44,129 --> 00:48:45,670 Strawberries. 775 00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:49,049 Oh, yes, 776 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:52,471 - Only if you carrot me. - Of course. 777 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:59,684 Oh that's very nice. 778 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,147 A yeah.. Be nice. 779 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:06,693 - You, be nice. - I was nice. Again. 780 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,030 Wait 781 00:49:10,572 --> 00:49:14,743 - to Parenthood. - To Parenthood. 782 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:20,749 Mmm - Hmm. - No, no, I want that one 783 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,461 More. 784 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:30,925 Yum. 785 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:41,261 You have a little something, something on the, -What? here? 786 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,604 Here. 787 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:02,831 - This is weird. - This is so weird. 788 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,875 - What's goin' on? - Very hot in here. 789 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,796 - Is it really happening? - Yup. Hmm. 790 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:14,926 I am so excited, to be honest since I became you 791 00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:21,099 I have been waiting to... fuck, me, yes, 792 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:24,561 This is so weird. Is it not weird to you? 793 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:30,861 Oui. I love the way my mustache feels on my face 794 00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:36,906 when I make out with myself. Oh, plus, look at this. 795 00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:41,079 I look at you, look at me. Huh. 796 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:49,753 Okay, I fuck me now. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 797 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:57,012 I don't think, I'm ready to bang me yet. 798 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:03,224 Okay, what I do when it happens to me, 799 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:07,397 something that works every time. - This is working. 800 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:16,065 Is that I breathe and then I like to look at your boobies. 801 00:51:20,368 --> 00:51:24,037 Yeah, that's not really working for me. Agh, you gotta still 802 00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,540 have a boner. What the fuck? It's like my body has a mind 803 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:31,753 of its own. - Yes. Exactly. I can fuck me now. - No, wait, 804 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:39,755 wait, wait, wait. I don't like the way I look. - What? 805 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:49,604 I'm big. I mean, I'm massive 806 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:54,859 like a house. Don't look at my chins, just 807 00:51:54,861 --> 00:52:02,861 look at me. - I am looking. You look at you. 808 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,126 Lily, you are... 809 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:19,128 voluptuous, bodacious. You are full of life. 810 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:26,101 You are the embodiment of the divine feminine. 811 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,518 Keep talking. 812 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,980 You are creating life in this moment right now 813 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:35,193 between us. Tell me, 814 00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:42,115 What could be more beautiful than that? Nothing. 815 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:49,497 You're incredible. And your tits are perfection. - Sshhh 816 00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:53,376 Oh, what? 817 00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:56,671 Oh yeah, That's very good, wait, wait, ugh. 818 00:52:56,673 --> 00:53:00,093 I feel like there's something between us. 819 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,137 Doggie Style. 820 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:10,478 - You're ready? - Oui. - Okay. - Okay, okay, okay. 821 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:16,817 I did it. 822 00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:26,578 Was that good for you? - For a little while. 823 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:38,624 - Ugh. Welcome to being a woman. That was intense. - Yeah. 824 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,428 I think the mushrooms were off. 825 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:51,476 I think, I am the first man on earth to be penetrated. 826 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:59,478 By myself. Why could you... You are strange man, Philippe. 827 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:26,135 Huh? I think I know what we should call our son. 828 00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:28,388 - Baby Philippe. - No. 829 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:36,390 Baby Milo. It means everything's going to be okay. 830 00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:44,564 - Oh. - He kicked. He kicked. - He liked it and I liked it. 831 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,615 It's from a body swap movie. 832 00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:55,617 So it seems so appropriate. - Speaking of body swap. - Uh? 833 00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:58,962 How do you know so much about body swap movies? 834 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:04,465 I watch them all the time when I was a kid, 835 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:10,346 'coz of my mom, - Y'all my mom like the body swap films to. 836 00:55:10,348 --> 00:55:18,348 - No, she's too busy to watch anything. - I don't understand. So 837 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:25,862 then know why do you like the body swap movies? - I hated 838 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:31,159 my life. I wanted to be somebody else. So I put all my 839 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,247 energy into making sure that I would never become like 840 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:38,916 my mom, always trying to put out fires, controlling a 841 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:43,046 catastrophe she created, never planning for anything. 842 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:49,927 She ended up living her life like. nothing mattered. and so, 843 00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:57,929 nothing mattered. I don't want that kind of cache for our son. 844 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,816 I understand. 845 00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:13,244 We did it. We did it.. 846 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:40,472 Congratulations. Congratulations? Wait, wait, wait, wait 847 00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:45,775 We did everything that we were supposed to do. I don't under- 848 00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:49,656 this was supposed to work. 849 00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:56,119 - What else do you think we need to do? - I don't know. 850 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,162 Lily, you are the expert at these things 851 00:56:58,164 --> 00:57:00,373 What do you think it is? I just watched a bunch 852 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,251 of dumb movies as a kid. I've never actually done this 853 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:07,296 before Philippe. - And there's a wait, wait. I have an idea. 854 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:12,969 Let me just try something, okay? 855 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,262 What are you doing? 856 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:18,975 I'm trying communicating, telepathically. 857 00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:22,061 - What? Give me that! - Hey, no. 858 00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:24,605 - Let me see if we're missing something. - You clearly do not 859 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:27,108 know what you're doing, okay, I learned this from the monks, 860 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,360 I spent a year with them in the mountains. 861 00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,571 I have had enough of your stupid 862 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:35,992 stories Philippe. I just want my body back. Okay? 863 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,828 - Give this to me. - Stop. - Let me try. - Stop acting like a 864 00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:43,291 child. - Stop acting like you know everything. - Just. - No. 865 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:48,339 - Give it to me. - No - Give me that, now! 866 00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:54,261 Look what you did. 867 00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:11,738 Are we yet over now? 868 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:27,837 Oh no. Oh no, no, no. 869 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:34,425 Oh my God. Oh, Philippe! 870 00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,096 I'm Lily again! 871 00:58:38,097 --> 00:58:40,850 Oh my God! Baby! 872 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:45,396 Its never felt so good to be pregnant. Hi, honey! 873 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:53,438 Ugh. My God, Philippe. It worked. Philippe. Hey Philippe. 874 00:58:55,573 --> 00:59:03,331 Wake up! Philippe? 875 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:15,342 Oh. 876 00:59:15,593 --> 00:59:21,933 Where am I? Lily, is that you? I can hear you. Oh my God. 877 00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:23,767 Oh my God! 878 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:32,485 No. No, mommy's gonna fix this, okay? 879 00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:40,743 Mommy's got this. It's so nice to meet you but not yet, okay? 880 00:59:41,786 --> 00:59:42,577 Mother instinct, Mother instinct, okay, okay 881 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,290 what I do, what I do. 882 00:59:45,498 --> 00:59:48,084 It is so comfortable here. 883 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:54,132 This reminds me of the isolation Chambers in Venezuela. 884 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:56,717 No, no, no. 885 01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:23,576 I am so tired of this. - Baby Milo. - I have the Baby Milo. 886 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:29,290 Oh shit. I'm Philippe again. - I think I was in the womb. 887 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:35,838 That's amazing! It's like a million billion hugs. 888 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:41,054 It feels so good. I can't wait to go, my God. What did you do? 889 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:45,975 You switch with Baby Milo and I, I got to meet our son, 890 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:50,269 but then he started like struggling it with rushing around and I 891 01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:56,442 - You hit the Baby Milo? - What? No, no, I would never hurt our 892 01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:58,569 son. - He was here for 30 seconds. You could not 893 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:06,571 keep him safe. This is your fault. - This is my fault? - Yes. 894 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:14,954 - This is my fault? Haha - My fault?, my fault. 895 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:26,925 No, no. Oh my God. You broke the box and now everything 896 01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:39,270 is broken. Look around. - No. I did not break the box and 897 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:46,242 if everything is broken, maybe it's because the one challenge 898 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:49,370 you had to do was to protect our baby for 30 seconds and 899 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:53,749 you failed. = Well, at least I'm making an effort. Oh, you 900 01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:58,254 seem to care about his goats and, and swords and, and running 901 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:03,259 around naked with your dick, flopping around. All I'm trying 902 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:08,556 to do is give her son a good life. And your "contribution" 903 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:15,271 has been taking drugs and eating. Oh, oh yes, indeed. Yeah, 904 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:19,775 fucking yourself. Real, Great Philippe, What a great father 905 01:02:19,777 --> 01:02:24,947 that is? - You want me to? What? Be a planner and a miserable 906 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:31,662 person just like you? - Oh my God. I just wish your dumb 907 01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:37,543 dick wouldn't have broken that condom. - What are you saying 908 01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:42,047 that you don't want to have baby Milo? - No, what I'm saying 909 01:02:42,049 --> 01:02:45,428 is I don't want to have Baby Milo with you. 910 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:56,856 Huh. I see 911 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:07,072 I'll fix this. I just must have missed something in these 912 01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:09,867 riddles. I'll fix it like, I fix everything else. Maybe I can 913 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:10,953 help. - No. 914 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,342 I'm going to take the magic box and I'm going to try to 915 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:31,641 - fix it. - Whatever. 916 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:57,542 A goat would know what to do. 917 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:14,259 = I can fix this. I should have watched the original Freaky, 918 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:24,318 Friday. Goddamn you, Lindsay Lohan. 919 01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:36,455 I messed it all up. 920 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:41,586 Philippe was right. 921 01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:57,558 Oh my God, who are you? - What?, who are you? - Stay away from 922 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:03,063 me? - Look, this is just some kind of misunderstanding. - Oh, 923 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:08,569 yeah, you need to get out of my cabin. - I rented this cabin 924 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:12,698 and you just showed up here in front of me. - You appeared in 925 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:17,953 front of me. - Put the sharpie down. Let's just sit down and 926 01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:22,585 you and I can figure this out together. Okay? 927 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,634 Okay, oh... 928 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:44,641 Something's wrong. Oh, oh. Oh, no, no. No, I cannot do 929 01:05:52,365 --> 01:06:00,365 this alone. Lily! oh stay in there. Lily! Help! 930 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,375 Then the car started teleporting and this guys was ruin 931 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,463 because I, I took my shit, but I never usually 932 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:10,547 take drugs and, and then, and then, he turned to the baby 933 01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:13,968 was like and then he 934 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,763 disappeareed, Phillippe is gone. I mess everything up. 935 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:25,648 - Philippe? - Yeah. - It's my dad's name. He's pretty goofy guy. 936 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:31,276 How can you be so calm, the world is upside down and now you 937 01:06:31,278 --> 01:06:37,241 got a crazy lady sobbing in your lap. - Place can be kind 938 01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:42,373 of weird. I also find that it can give you what you need 939 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:47,876 and my parents always taught me. No matter how crazy things 940 01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:55,175 are around you. It's all going to be okay. That's what 941 01:06:55,177 --> 01:07:03,177 my name means. - Milo? How do you know that? 942 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:19,152 - Oooh... okay. - What would Lily do?, what would Lily do? 943 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:31,289 She will talk to you? Okay? Hello, Baby Milo. Ahmm... 944 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:39,261 This is your papa speaking. Can you hear me? uhm, I'm going 945 01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:45,311 to tell you something that I have never told anyone before 946 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:57,774 I'm scared. And I, I, don't know how to be a father because 947 01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:05,748 I don't really know what I'm doing. Ever. 948 01:08:06,373 --> 01:08:14,373 - What's your uh, mother's name? - Her name was Lily. 949 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:22,723 That's a really nice smile. Seems like you love your mother. 950 01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:30,395 Yeah, she was. She was the best mom I could have had. 951 01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:31,607 That's awesome. 952 01:08:35,152 --> 01:08:39,738 Well, Milo. I'm really scared that I'm not ready to be 953 01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:44,743 a mother and I'm afraid I'm gonna mess up our son because 954 01:08:44,745 --> 01:08:48,956 all I ever try to do is figure out what to do and I still 955 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,376 don't know what I'm doing, ever. - Nobody knows what they're 956 01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:57,464 doing. Nobody's ever ready to be a parent. God knows I 957 01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:05,466 wasn't. - You have kids? - Yeah. - I'm a grandma. 958 01:09:06,016 --> 01:09:11,186 Kids are smart, and they figure things out like my mom 959 01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:14,148 was a mess. She was, she was so 960 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:18,569 controlling and she tried to plan everything. And my dad 961 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:25,619 used to tell her that she was the killer of fun. - Hey. - Yeah? 962 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:29,371 I mean like, hey, let's get going, it's a great story. - What 963 01:09:29,373 --> 01:09:32,875 I was gonna say is, took all the good parts from her 964 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:37,045 and would see where she would go too far with things and 965 01:09:37,047 --> 01:09:42,342 use them to check myself and I could see how I could keep 966 01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:45,306 myself from spinning out of control. 967 01:09:46,056 --> 01:09:51,143 And for some reason women pay me to have sex with them. 968 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:55,731 Beautiful women. Can you believe that? huh. 969 01:09:55,733 --> 01:10:01,528 Just like that, I became a father. I think that 970 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:05,574 that is more exciting than getting paid by beautiful 971 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:13,576 women to have sex with them. No, no. no, it's not but you 972 01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:16,460 will be the second. Most exciting thing that has ever happened 973 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:22,382 to me. Oh, ow, it's coming back. Okay. 974 01:10:22,384 --> 01:10:29,473 And my dad, My dad was crazy. 975 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,643 He would always talk about the goats and he would 976 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:36,271 take us on these crazy adventures and get us into all kinds 977 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:40,150 of crazy situations. And my mom would yell at him and say 978 01:10:40,152 --> 01:10:45,239 that he was trying to get us killed. But it all worked 979 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:52,246 out and he would bounce back. - Why did you come to this 980 01:10:52,248 --> 01:11:00,248 crazy place? - To reconnect with my parents. They've both 981 01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:13,850 passed away and I miss them a lot. - I'm sorry, - It's okay. 982 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:18,855 I mean they had an amazing life and my mom gave me stability. 983 01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:24,861 And my dad taught me how to live with adventure and more 984 01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:32,079 than anything. They just, they gave me a lot of love. I 985 01:11:32,913 --> 01:11:39,545 miss my mom's hugs. She gave the best hugs. 986 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:44,550 Oh honey, come here. 987 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:56,846 - I love you so much. - Sorry, what? 988 01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:23,589 [ Head hit the table 989 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:33,013 Huh, I'm back. What?, where the fuck am I? 990 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:39,980 Who oh. oh, this is happening, okay, 991 01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:42,565 Philippe! 992 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,026 Why am I back in the cabin? 993 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:53,077 Huh? We have switched. Yes. And I'm fixed. 994 01:12:55,871 --> 01:13:02,876 Lily, Lily! I'm so not prepared for this. I'm so not prepared 995 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:08,131 for this. Lily, here I come. - This is fucking crazy. This is 996 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:14,137 really dangerous. This is not part of the plan, but Baby Milo 997 01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:20,769 said, and he smiles when he thinks of me. Okay, I can do 998 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:27,361 this. I can do this. I am so fucking prepared. - I'm so not 999 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:33,448 prepared for this. I'm so not prepared for this. - Oh, I'm fully 1000 01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,075 - prepared for this. - How can you say this? 1001 01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:38,455 Because I am the divine feminine motherfucker. 1002 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:42,165 And I'm about to give birth on this beach and we are gonna 1003 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:48,755 be great fucking parents. - We are? You are saying that 1004 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:53,053 you are okay? with me being the father again. I weirdly 1005 01:13:54,346 --> 01:13:59,683 wouldn't have it any other way. - Neither could I. - Oh. - What? 1006 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,937 What, what, what, what, what 1007 01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:07,858 You know what? It's not as bad as I thought it would be. 1008 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,527 Oh good good 1009 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,363 Oh God. No. Something is wrong. Something is really wrong. 1010 01:14:13,365 --> 01:14:19,494 - Okay, okay, I will check, I will check. - Okay, - Alright. 1011 01:14:19,496 --> 01:14:20,537 - Oh-oh! - Oh-oh? Why oh-oh? wh-why? oh-oh? 1012 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:26,168 - The baby is facing the wrong direction. - The baby's breech? 1013 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,961 - Yes. - Philippe that's really bad. 1014 01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:30,046 - I think I know what to do. - You do? - Yes I know 1015 01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:34,551 what to do. - Okay. - Baby Milo, you need to turn around. - Is 1016 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:37,637 that gonna work, Philippe? He's gonna get stuck on the umbilical 1017 01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:42,893 cord. - Yes. - Be careful not to get caught on your umbilical 1018 01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:46,440 cord. - Stop yelling into my vagina that's not helping. 1019 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,777 I'm so sorry Lily. I'm so not prepared for this. 1020 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:58,076 I'm just an idiot. Hey, you are not an idiot. Mostly. Okay, 1021 01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:01,953 and you are prepared for this because Nature has been doing 1022 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:05,540 this for a million years and you are the one that taught 1023 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:10,670 me that we are one with nature. So, we're fine. We can do 1024 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:18,672 this. - I can do this. Thank you for this great speech. 1025 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:24,643 I'm gonna call my buddy down. I'm going to need you to 1026 01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:28,438 be my doctor. - I love playing doctor. - Put your hands on 1027 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:32,943 my belly. - Okay. - And you're gonna, turn the baby... and my 1028 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:35,572 - body's gonna do the rest. - I can do this. 1029 01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:40,534 - Okay? - Okay. - Ready? - I make it one for you. 1030 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:43,497 Ready? Fu-u-u-u-u-u-c-k! 1031 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,542 - Aww, fuck! - No, do not distress. Just keep listening 1032 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:52,837 to your body. - Listen to my body. Okay, this all weekend was 1033 01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:56,299 not part of the plan, but it was fine. - Yes. - Sort of. 1034 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,760 It was great. We ate and we danced. And 1035 01:15:58,762 --> 01:16:05,644 - we made love, okay. - Okay. Aww. 1036 01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:13,358 - It's fixed. - Huh. What? - Yes. - You fixed it for real? 1037 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,861 Oui, yes. I remembered. I have actually done this before. 1038 01:16:16,863 --> 01:16:20,867 You turn breech-ed babies before? Yes. I have have deliver 1039 01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:26,496 many baby goats. It's actually very, very common. Are 1040 01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:31,376 you fucking telling me, that the goats actually prepared you 1041 01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:36,298 for this birth? - Oui. - That's insane, that's 1042 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:41,636 fucking... Who ah my God! Oh, oh my body 1043 01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:44,306 it wants me to push. -Then push. - Okay, you have to catch Baby 1044 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:48,560 Milo. - Okay, I will catch Baby Milo. - Okay baby, 1045 01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:11,333 I was wrong, this is the most exciting I will ever be. 1046 01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:18,592 Oh my God! Holy shit! We did it. 1047 01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:26,222 We are a team - We are a team. 1048 01:17:28,685 --> 01:17:35,231 - What? - Look at... the goat came. 1049 01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,778 - I love goat. - You fucking crazy. - Look! 1050 01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:43,742 - I have a son! - Are you fucking kidding me? 1051 01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:45,535 No. 1052 01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:03,970 Okay, uhm, line. 1053 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,144 Shit, what is my line? 1054 01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:14,854 - Give it to me so I can show you how to do it. - No. 1055 01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:17,732 My dick sucks wet and they're not real big 1056 01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:21,653 Full hand, full hand and maybe a little... check your but. 1057 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,032 I like that! 1058 01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:26,868 - You're getting your coccaine. - Yup 1059 01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:32,789 - No it's not really good. - No? - Penis? - High fly the boner, 1060 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,252 and you can start from this area. 1061 01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:38,463 - Okay. - Can we do it again? 1062 01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:41,756 Before you get into, I'm giving you a boner, right? Who do you 1063 01:18:41,758 --> 01:18:44,467 wanna take it from? - Wait, so you just raking it in? - Yeah, 1064 01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:48,471 - Then that's it. - Okay. - You just so sure he's so good. This 1065 01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:52,978 is our. This is the most amazing thing I ever- 1066 01:18:53,729 --> 01:19:00,569 Take 4: you know what is right at you. 1067 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,000 You stop. 1068 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,251 - You shut up. Let me... - I'm trying to compose. 1069 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:19,755 Okay. 1070 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:42,144 Okay, yeah. I have a big head head. 1071 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,746 And then the car stopped, can we go again... ah. 1072 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:57,292 - I forgot my lines. - Yeah. 1073 01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:08,754 What Philippe, uh, Lily were, uh, what? Lily? no, I don't. 1074 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:23,652 - Shut the fuck up. - Hmm 1075 01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:28,323 It only broke 1076 01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:32,325 Okay, Shut, shut the fuck up both of you. 1077 01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:34,830 I can't undo my face. 1078 01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:42,838 You looks... ready... for the... pick up. 1079 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:48,717 Bebe! 1080 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:04,692 Who ah! 1081 01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:06,110 Perfect. 1082 01:21:09,322 --> 01:21:10,322 What? 1083 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:14,995 This is my room so, made it 1084 01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:16,371 Ha ha ha ha! 1085 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:19,457 Bouund... 1086 01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:26,548 - No mushrooms. - No! - No! 1087 01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:30,468 - Is the bow shadow on his butt or you just... - No. - Okay. 1088 01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,848 Get it first... 79293

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