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Have you had dinner?
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Have you packed?
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I'm gonna go.
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Just one minute.
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The door's locked.
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I'm on the phone.
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They're both locked.
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Let me out!
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Yeah?
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The door is locked.
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You told me this when
I was on the phone.
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Cornelius' assistant
must have locked it.
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It's okay, I have the...
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key...
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-What?
-I don't have the key.
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What do you mean
you don't have it?
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Exactly that.
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I don't have the key.
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How come?
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It's a funny story.
Do you want to hear it?
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-No! I want to get out of here.
-Fair enough.
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What's he saying?
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He's going to be here
in 1.5 hours.
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An 1.5 hours to hop
in an elevator?
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Oh, right, because they give
those jobs to stupid people.
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Okay. So, it will be
more like three hours.
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Okay, idiot.
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Why don't you come
and let us out...
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-Just... He's hung up.
-Yeah.
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Great.
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Good.
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Let's find some food
or something
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because we're gonna
starve to death.
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We can manage a few minutes
without eating, Rose.
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I actually get quite moody
and upset if I skip a meal.
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Okay. Let's find some food.
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Mmm...
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This is ludicrous.
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That's the meat he cannot
have because he's a vegan.
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But he hates waste, so...
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Pigs' feet. Nice.
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Let's try
without reading the labels.
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Yeah.
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You're English, you might
have this for breakfast?
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Pigs' feet, no.
It's an English... It's like
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a cake we have with tea.
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Yeah?
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Our first dinner date.
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-Rose?
-Yeah?
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Are you going to be on
your phone all night long?
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Like I don't feel you anymore.
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It's like I'm alone
in our relationship.
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You don't look at me.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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How was your day?
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Thank you for asking.
It was a wonderful day.
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Yeah?
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I spent it with the kids.
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Oh, yeah?
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Don't you dare take that call!
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I am gonna take it.
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Okay. Can you put
the speaker on?
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-For my entertainment.
-Yeah.
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-Hello?
-Hello.
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Am I speaking to Rose
Pilkington?
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You are.
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My name is Nikki Brent.
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I'm a journalist
for the Mail Express.
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Well, it's either one
or the other.
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Your intonation tells me
that's a joke.
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And your razor-sharp
wit tells me
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you're not to be trifled with.
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Is there a reason
you're calling?
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Oh, yes, there is a reason.
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I've got here a list of Sharon
Redlion's recent expenses...
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And...
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One word comes to mind:
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"Meow!"
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I told you
I was going to see Cats!
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But you didn't tell me you
were going to see it 56 times!
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In two months.
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I felt depressed
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with the prospect of Brexit,
losing my job and everything,
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it cheered me up!
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I thought you were going to see
it in Brussels, not in London!
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I'm not gonna see it
in bloody Flemish!
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It would completely
debase the songs!
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It's subtitled.
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Is that when they write things
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in foreign languages
above the stage?
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It's very disturbing.
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You went to London 56 times,
on expense, to see a musical.
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I think we might have a problem.
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You're talking
like it's any musical.
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It's Cats!
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That show
is a national treasure.
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Everyone will understand!
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It's patriotic, in a sense.
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I gotta go,
the intermission is almost over.
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Are you there right now?
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What's wrong?
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Fuck!
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You speak French?
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Only when I have to.
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What is he saying?
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Something about a code.
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Okay, right.
Can you do your fucking job
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and let us out now, please?
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No, no...
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He left.
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Say it.
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No, Rose,
you can't act like this.
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Be nice to him.
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Second time.
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Oh, man.
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Reading Cornelius' documentation
on biodiversity
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is making me
feel super depressed.
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Plus Facebook's algorithm seems
to have detected it
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so my feed is packed
with articles on global warming
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and ads about flights
to Thailand
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I researched
for my Christmas thing.
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I feel really guilty now.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, the environment.
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Yeah, the environment?
That's your answer?
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Yeah.
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It's just one of those topics,
like Brexit and Trump.
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There's not much
interesting left to say.
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It's nice spending
an evening with you.
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We're trapped here.
How can it possibly be nice?
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Would you rather hear
my favorite English words?
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What's that?
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Right. I've got cockamamie.
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Persnickety.
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Persnickety.
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-Yeah.
-Nice.
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-Clusterfuck.
-Yeah.
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Wankerish.
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Unbe... That's a tricky one.
Unbeknownst.
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Unbeknownst, yeah.
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I don't know what it means.
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You have a list of English words
you like on your phone.
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-Is that weird?
-Yes, but it's cute.
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-Oh, shit.
-What?
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The Mail Express
is asking for a statement.
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They're gonna run
Sharon's misappropriation story.
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Don't they need
to cross-check it first?
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You don't read
British press, do you?
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-Why don't you just own it?
-What does that mean?
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You're the Brexit guys,
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you're supposed to take
this place down.
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Why is it a problem for Sharon
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to pour Europe's money
down the drain?
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It's sabotage,
that's what it is.
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That's a very tenuous argument.
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You guys won the referendum
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claiming that quitting the EU
would save the NHS.
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Yeah.
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Shit, you're right.
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Yeah.
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She's typing.
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She stopped.
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She's typing again.
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I should delete the message.
They might publish it!
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That was a fucking
ridiculous idea.
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Why did I listen to you? Fuck!
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Calm down.
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She's typing.
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Yeah! Nice.
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Yes!
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Ah!
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Well done, my...
Oh, no, that's terrible,
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I've helped you
and you work for the devil!
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I don't get anything
in exchange.
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-That's stupid, right?
-Yeah.
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Should we open
a bottle of this scary
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Finnish alcohol for me
to celebrate
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-and you to forget about it?
-Yeah. Let's do it.
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Is it clean?
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Oh, my hands are wet.
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Why? Shit.
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-Okay!
-Nice.
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-Is that too much?
-No, it's fine. Thanks.
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I can drink.
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-Cheers!
-Cheers.
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All right.
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I could also stay in Brussels
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and work for the British
representation
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lobbying for UK interests.
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Quite a depressing
prospect, really.
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Why?
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Because everyone hates us now.
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It's fine.
I've handed my notice already.
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I'm moving on Brexit day.
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You know what?
We could share a flat.
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I myself happen to be looking
for accommodation in town.
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Right. Share a flat, sure!
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We would have rules.
Regulations even.
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Freedom of movement.
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Except to your room.
You English don't like that.
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We would have a budget
for common expenses.
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Not an excessive budget I hope!
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You're already
bargaining for a rebate!
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Yeah. If I chip in,
I want my money back!
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You people just never learn...
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Would you sneakily try to make
it an ever closer union?
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It depends.
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On what?
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We would have to agree
on a stability pact first.
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Yeah, of course.
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In the end,
you will never be able
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to make a life in Belgium,
anyway.
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Why?
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Because you cannot
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cheek kiss.
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-Yes, I can!
-No, you cannot.
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-Yes, I can.
-No.
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It's too subtle
for you Anglo-Saxons.
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You just can't master this.
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-Sorry.
-That's not fair!
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-I can!
-No, no. Not at all.
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Okay. Fine.
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Hello.
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Ah...
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-It's one.
-No, it's two.
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-No, it's one in Belgium.
-We're doing the French one.
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You didn't say that.
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Well, it's normal for me.
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You're Belgian?
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Hello.
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-You just bumped into my face.
-You moved.
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No, I didn't move.
I was standing here and you...
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Like a coup de boule.
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You shouldn't do this.
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You have to...
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control your velocity, okay?
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Don't talk about it
like it's a science, please.
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-No, it's more like a dance.
-Yes.
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You have to be coordinated
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and have a bit of grace.
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It's a hard part for you.
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-Yeah, I'm ready.
-See?
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-Grace.
-Yeah, great, we did it.
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I did it, you did nothing.
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You just stood here
like a potato.
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-Like a potato?
-Yeah.
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Let's not lose
our concentration. Go.
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Sorry.
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Oh!
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You're not supposed
to put a kiss on the cheek,
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-that's disgusting.
-Don't be so insulting!
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Unless you wanna send
the other person
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a message that you like him.
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I just want to say hello.
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That's the point.
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Without transgressing any
of your complex Gallic rules.
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Okay.
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Then, just put a kiss in the air
next to the cheek. Okay?
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-That's not bad. Again.
-I'm tired.
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But if you don't practice...
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you'll never learn.
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It's better. The last one.
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You nailed it.
It was a good one.
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Great!
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You don't...
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What?
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00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,200
You don't actually
have the key, do you?
269
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,040
What?
270
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,480
What was that?
271
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,080
You think I have the key?
272
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,440
-Why would...?
-No.
273
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,800
You think I have locked us here?
274
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,160
Forget it.
275
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,440
On purpose?
276
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,920
-Why would I do that?
-I don't know.
277
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,920
To hang out, I suppose.
278
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,040
What?
279
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,440
Ooh...
280
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,320
What did you say
about the environment?
281
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,200
You think I'm into you?
282
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,800
You think I'm into you!
283
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,280
You think
I'm trying to hit on you?
284
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,200
I need the toilet.
285
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,320
-So, that's where I'm gonna go.
-You think I...
286
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,560
Rose?
287
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,440
Rose?
288
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,800
Don't talk to me
while I'm on the toilet.
289
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,160
Okay.
290
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,680
But...
291
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,080
-Really?
-Go away from the door.
292
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,720
Can you put some music on?
293
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960
Okay.
294
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,680
How long were you here?
295
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,080
-Oh, my God, your dancing.
-No.
296
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,720
-You were dancing.
-No, I was just...
297
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,560
Come on! Dance for me.
298
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,080
No, no way.
299
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,040
You're ashamed
of your poor moves?
300
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,680
No, I can dance, just not now.
301
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,560
Come on.
302
00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:00,160
I like cheesy Italian pop songs.
That's my weak spot.
303
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,840
What are your other weak spots?
304
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,560
Posh British accent, as well.
305
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,280
Is this a good idea?
306
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,080
-That's...
-What...?
307
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,200
-Oh, shit!
-What's wrong?
308
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,440
Um...
309
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,040
Shit.
310
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,320
Move, move!
311
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,560
I need that.
312
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,160
I have an interview.
313
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,280
-Now?
-Yes.
314
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,440
It's 4 am!
Is it with a strip club?
315
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,320
No, it's for Facebook.
316
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,960
They're in California. I forgot
about the time difference.
317
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,080
Yeah. Do I...
318
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,440
Do I look like
I've had loads to drink?
319
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,600
Yeah.
320
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,080
I mean, no. You look British,
321
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,600
I guess it won't stand out.
322
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,200
American.
323
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,840
Positive American. Great!
324
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,400
Great. Awesome.
325
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,720
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
326
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,680
-Riggety-riggety Rose.
-Hey!
327
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,880
-How are you doing today?
-Fine, I guess.
328
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,280
Thank you.
329
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,480
I'm super excited
to have this chat with you.
330
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,640
Yes.
331
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,720
That's how I feel.
332
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,120
Yes. So...
333
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,640
Did you have any time
to read about our culture?
334
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,840
Culture...
335
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,200
Culture, yeah.
336
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,400
I had a little read over that.
337
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,520
I say that I strongly agree.
338
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,120
That's so awesome to hear.
339
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,120
We're gonna put you in
the public relations department
340
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,040
with your fellow countryman,
Nick Clegg.
341
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,960
Yeah. Great.
342
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,920
That sounds wonderful.
343
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,240
Nick is super excited too.
344
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,200
Sounds awesome.
345
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,440
-Sounds something.
-Look.
346
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,760
-Yeah?
-We discussed it.
347
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,840
We're totally 100 percent
positive about your profile.
348
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,520
You'll fit into the team great.
349
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,960
What about buying your plane
tickets to Cali asap?
350
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,240
Maybe you can get over
here next week?
351
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,120
Come to California?
I think is what you mean?
352
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200
Okay.
353
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,440
We'll start the visa application
to get things going.
354
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,120
I'm sure I'll be fine
with immigration.
355
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,640
You know, I'm white, so...
356
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,440
Yeah...
357
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,720
We don't do political jokes
because of safety reasons.
358
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,920
I hope you read that
in the values recap we sent you?
359
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,680
-Did you get that?
-Yes, I have.
360
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,960
Sorry about that. That's
the time difference, I think.
361
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,040
Sure. Okay. So, anyway.
362
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,000
I'm super excited.
363
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,200
Yes, I am excited too
364
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,720
-and I guess...
-Yay!
365
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,200
-Yay, yay!
-Yay. What?
366
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,200
-Bye.
-Bye. Wow.
367
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,960
Wow!
368
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,440
I counted the word
"excited" 56 times.
369
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,240
I guess I'm going to California.
370
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,200
Yay!
371
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,280
Okay. I'm...
372
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,960
I'll go for a sleep here.
373
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,640
You can have the sofa.
374
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,680
Congrats. It's cool.
375
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,520
Sorry, sorry.
376
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,600
-It's me.
-Sorry.
377
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,840
Good morning.
378
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,440
Good morning.
379
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,280
Our first dinner
and our first breakfast.
380
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,880
Oh, yeah.
381
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,680
-That's not how I pictured it.
-Huh?
382
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,360
No, thank you very much.
383
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,280
Sleep well?
384
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,120
Yeah. Best night's sleep
I've ever had.
385
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,240
I have two lots of good news
and two lots of bad news.
386
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,680
That sounds too many of each.
387
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,960
Sure. So.
388
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,880
The good news is that the Mail
Express ran Sharon's story
389
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,600
and she's become
some sort of star
390
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,960
among the worst fringe
of the UK's political spectrum.
391
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,200
Is that the good news?
392
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,200
It's both the good news
and the bad news.
393
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,440
I couldn't decide.
394
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,480
Cos now,
395
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,000
if you type "EU", "waste"
and "money" into Google,
396
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,680
the Sharon story comes up
397
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,960
and not articles about our trips
398
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,200
to Strasbourg
three days a month.
399
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,480
That's good for you guys, right?
400
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,680
Defending Strasbourg is like
401
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,240
France's number one EU policy.
402
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,840
You're welcome.
403
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,880
-Sorry. Too many words.
-Too many words?
404
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,360
What else?
405
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,120
So...
406
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,040
Torsten published a video of you
on the Internet.
407
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,880
Whatever. You can't see
that it's me behind the costume.
408
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,880
No, you can't.
409
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,960
He did put your name
in the video description.
410
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,200
And your phone number.
411
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,440
My phone number?
412
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,440
Yeah, your mobile.
413
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,440
Oh, shit.
414
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,000
On the plus side,
it's a huge hit.
415
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,440
It's going viral.
416
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,480
You received a text.
417
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,680
Oh, shit.
418
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,440
Sharon's been excluded
from her group
419
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,520
because of the
misappropriation story.
420
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,600
Yeah, that was predictable.
421
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,280
Wait.
422
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,760
What about the amendment?
423
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,160
She's not going to be able
to table it without a group.
424
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,440
-Shit!
-Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry.
425
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,880
What am I gonna tell Cornelius?
426
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,400
Um...
427
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,880
You could tell him
428
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,040
that you could get
40 MEPs to sign it off
429
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,520
by the time we go to Strasbourg.
430
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,200
Which is tomorrow.
431
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,520
Yeah. Why do you care anyway?
432
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,680
What does that mean?
433
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,440
You're going to California.
434
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,920
You somehow managed to work
for other terrible people.
435
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,200
What's next? Work for...
436
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,600
the Islamic State?
437
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,720
Okay.
438
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,920
Yeah. Cool.
439
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,760
I'll wait in the other room,
440
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,640
I'm getting bored
of this Beckett play.
441
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,760
Great.
442
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,200
Hey!
443
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,200
In case you're interested,
444
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,440
that was some MEP offering their
signature for the amendment.
445
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,440
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
446
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,960
How did that happen?
447
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,440
I relayed the video on Sharon's
Twitter, calling for signatures.
448
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,360
I thought it might boost
the campaign.
449
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,440
How?
450
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,880
Cos we live in an era
451
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,120
of attention seekers
and victorious buffoons:
452
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,520
Nigel Farage,
Boris Johnson, and now you!
453
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,040
Remember? I'm a pro at making
idiots win political battles.
454
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,440
Yeah.
455
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,120
-Hello?
-Hi, there.
456
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,440
I'm calling from the office
of MEP Stankova.
457
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,880
If you need any more signatures,
you have our support.
458
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,680
Okay, yeah. Great.
459
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,000
Could you send that in an email?
460
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,400
I've done that.
461
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,920
Sure.
462
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,000
Thank you.
463
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,640
Thank you very much.
464
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,200
Yeah.
465
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,920
Okay.
466
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,240
That's perfect. Yeah.
467
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,400
Could you send me an email
with all the information?
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