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We're taking back control!
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Mr Specklin?
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Mr Specklin?
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Mr Specklin?
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-Mr Specklin?
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Mr Specklin,
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I know you can hear me!
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Hello.
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Three weeks
I've tracked him down.
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He's too good at this.
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Okay.
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Mr Specklin has to come now
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to the coordinator meeting
for the Fisheries Committee.
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Okay.
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Can you get him, please?
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Okay.
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You are his assistant, right?
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-Yes.
-You can fill in for your MEP.
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I just arrived in his office.
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And to be honest, I have...
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To be honest,
I don't give a fuck.
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Are you coming?
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-Yes.
-Now!
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Okay.
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So, you probably don't want
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to sit here.
It's the freak section.
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Okay. I have no idea what
it means, but thanks.
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-What's your MEP's group?
-He's a centrist.
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That's not what it's called here
but I think
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you should be sitting
with the cool kids over there.
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-Ah, okay.
-I'm the DDFE group.
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-All right. Thank you.
-That's mine.
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Okay.
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Sorry. Hi. Hello.
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Excuse me.
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-Hey, David.
-Samy.
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Samy.
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It doesn't sound like David
at all.
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-First day, right?
-Yes.
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Well, there's a welcome gift
for you. A free report!
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-Oh, really? A free report?
-Yes.
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-Oh, cool, Okay.
-Yeah.
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What is it?
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You know what a report is,
right?
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-Yeah, of course.
-Good.
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So, the next report
is gonna go for free.
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This literally never happens,
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but my boss,
the chairman of the Committee,
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is letting you have it
because it's your first day.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-Nice. Cool.
-Yeah, cool.
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Should I announce
that I'm taking it?
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Yeah, do it now.
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-Cause they're waiting.
-Okay.
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Thanks.
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Hello.
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Sorry.
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Hi.
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Michel Specklin will be
taking care of that report.
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I am Samy, his assistant.
Thank you.
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-What's funny?
-Thank you very much.
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No, thank you.
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What?
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I said, no, thank you.
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Hello.
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-Hello.
-Wow!
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Why does your office look like
the Planet of the Apes?
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My MEP and her friends
had a celebration
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for the Brexit anniversary
last night.
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Okay. It's been a year already
since the referendum?
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No, it's a weekly anniversary.
Every Monday.
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Though actually the vote
took place on a Thursday,
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but no one wants to start the
weekend with a hangover, so...
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-just the work week.
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I get it.
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Right.
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Is there a specific reason
you're here or...
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just sightseeing?
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You were nice to me
this morning.
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Was I? When?
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At the Committee.
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-This morning.
-Oh, that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that wasn't intentional,
sorry.
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-Ah, Okay.
-Yeah.
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Do you want to grab lunch,
anyways?
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-Grab lunch? Grab lunch?
-Yeah.
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-You don't say that in English.
-No, we say it,
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-but I don't want to grab lunch.
-Ah, Okay.
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Sure?
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-Is that why you've come here?
-Yes.
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-And I'll pay for lunch.
-Pay? Right, Okay. Well...
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That's pathetic.
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You're basically bribing me
to be your friend.
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Well, isn't that what the EU
is all about?
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The Germans bribing us all to
be friends with them.
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Okay.
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So, she made you take
this "free" report like that?
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Well, she presented it
like it was a great opportunity,
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so I don't know.
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Yeah, wow,
she's better than I thought.
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Hey, man. Samy, yeah?
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Yes. Who are you?
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I'm Torsten.
I work for Ingeborg.
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Who is Ingeborg?
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-My boss.
-Oh, well.
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Your boss has the name
of a character
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from Hansel and Gretel, man.
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There are only three characters
and the witch is unnamed.
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So, Ingeborg is not a witch.
She's way worse than that.
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You see,
when witches have nightmares,
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they probably dream of Ingeborg.
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She is above office rules
and common morality.
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You are not.
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And that's why
having copied amendments
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from a lobbyist in your report,
that's gonna be a problem.
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-What?
-You did that?
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No, I don't think so. I...
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Oh my god.
That is like the one thing
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that is completely forbidden
here. That would be like
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making fun of Kim Jong-un's
haircut on TV in North Korea.
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That's right. It is gonna
cost you your job and ruin
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your MEP's political career
forever.
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I did not copy those amendments,
okay?
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Let's play a game.
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Okay.
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Look at those two lists
of amendments
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and try to find five mistakes.
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So, these are the amendments
you tabled
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and those are
the recommendations
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from the Ocean Preserver
Association
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which is, as not indicated
by its name,
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a union of the biggest
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and blood- thirstiest fishermen
conglomerates.
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-Oh, dear.
-What?
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Wow, your MEP is,
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and I don't use this word
very often, doomed.
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No, it's not.
I just talked to that guy.
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A kind-looking Italian,
cute smile?
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Yeah. Guido,
he is not a lobbyist.
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-What?
-He is.
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No, I talked to him
inside the Parliament.
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Where in the Parliament?
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In the... In the lobby.
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That's...
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Why they call them lobbyists?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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-And also, you are not supposed
-What are you doing?
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to befriend people
from the Brexit group
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because they hate the truth.
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I would actually like
to point out that I personally
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am a member of the Tory party.
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However, during the reshuffled,
my member switched group.
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So, I actually ended up
a little stuck
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Don't bother.
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I'm not personally
in favor of...
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Just don't bother.
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I don't give a shit
about politics,
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he doesn't know about politics.
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Wait, can you give me back
my tray?
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Great talk.
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-I didn't finish...
-Really happy.
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New friends. So happy.
What a day, huh?
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Yeah, can you give me back
my tray?
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Yeah. Tschüss.
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Hey!
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Don't get too attached
to your MEP. Yeah?
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It makes it so much harder
to see them get put down.
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Especially when it's your fault.
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Thanks, this is not making me
feel better in any way.
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-You know that?
-Yeah, I do. Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for lunch.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Bitte.
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This is Samy,
the French assistant.
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This is Ingeborg.
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She calls me Toto.
I call her Ingy.
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Neither of those things
are true.
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All right.
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Look I'm really sorry
about this amendment thing.
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Until this morning,
I had no clue
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what an amendment even was.
It's kind of a funny story.
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She has the worst sense
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of humor, my friend.
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Wait! Can you help me?
Because I'm lost.
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Yeah, sure.
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You see, countries in Europe
were at war
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all the time for centuries,
until one day, this man,
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who most don't remember,
and his deed woman,
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she said like, "Guys,
we've got to stop fighting
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and work together on regulations
and shit." And here we are!
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Yeah, but, so...
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More concretely?
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The deadline to give
the amendment to Eamon
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is in seven minutes. Good luck.
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Ten years after Northern Rock...
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our economy is back on track.
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Just take a tiny, little sip.
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Rose?
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-Rose?
-Yeah.
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I was thinking, what are you
going to do after Brexit?
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I don't know.
Probably go back to London.
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Probably work in public
relations of some sort.
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Probably for one of the banking
institutions, I guess.
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That sounds dreadful.
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Well. I mean it's...
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Yeah.
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What am I going to do?
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I mean,
I've been here for years.
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I can't go back out there
in the wild.
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I'm like one of those animals
in the zoo.
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You know, like in that film,
Madagascar.
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Plus the situation in England is
incredibly tense at the moment.
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-So stressed.
-Yeah.
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Well, i'm sure
that's only temporary.
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I just literally don't know
what to do.
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Why don't you try
and make a list
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of your professional skills.
That's always a good first step.
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Yeah, my skills.
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Rose?
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Rose!
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Yeah?
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What the fuck have we done?
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Hi.
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-Hey, guys.
-Hey.
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Guys, i'm still looking
for a place to live.
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Would you be interested in
sharing a flat, by any chance?
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Could be fun, no?
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Lots of ups and downs,
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and we realize
that it's living together
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that gets us through the day.
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Like in L'Auberge espagnole,
the movie?
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I don't have that reference.
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-L'Auberge espagnole?
-Still no.
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Cédric Klapisch, you don't know?
He's a French...
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