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[soulful music]
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[door closes]
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- I'm sorry, Mommy,
for calling so late.
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- Hey.
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I told you can call
any time you need to.
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- I just feel so stupid
for not seeing the signs.
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- I think you chose just
to see the green flags.
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Now you got a red
one to deal with.
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- Mom, he was kissing
another woman.
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- Sometimes things aren't always
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what they seem on
the surface, honey.
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- He was surface-ly slopping
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another woman down.
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- Why don't you just call
him for some clarity?
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- I can't talk to him right now.
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He tricked me.
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He's just like every
other guy in LA.
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- Yeah, but you're
not every other girl.
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You're smart.
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You deserve the truth.
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- Men lie, he's
going to lie, Mom.
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- Your dad would say
the same about women.
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- How's dad?
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- That is another
story for another day.
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You know, if life
were only just roses
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and a perfect storm.
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- You always said if she can
get him, she can have him.
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- That's true.
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Until you realize
you still want him.
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I'm gonna plan a trip to
come see you real soon.
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- And Daddy?
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- What did I just say
about another day?
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I love you my Mahogany.
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- I love you, too, Mom.
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Oh, God.
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♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah
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♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah
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♪ I'm in my element, element
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♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah
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♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah
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♪ I'm in my element, ooh, yeah
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- Can we take a minute
just to catch up
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before we just go back
to how things used to be?
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- How about we
just move forward.
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Good news only.
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- Well, I'm hosting this
TrustFab.com relaunch here
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in a couple of days.
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- Babe, that's the
reason why I'm back.
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Fabiola flew me out
for the relaunch.
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Look at God, I'm here.
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- Wow.
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That's a lot.
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- It is, right? I mean
we gotta celebrate.
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Come one, noble on me,
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I'll book a car,
we're gonna drive.
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You don't have to
worry about anything.
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- I just told you.
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I have to have this place ready
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for its first major
event in 48 hours.
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I don't think I can
leave even to get sleep.
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- But how about we order food
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and I can try and keep you up.
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Or not.
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- Hey, listen, I knew you tired,
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so how about I take
you back to the crib
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and you can relax.
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We can grab food on the way.
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But I have to be back
here in a couple of hours.
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- Just food?
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- Yeah, just food.
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- Let's go I guess.
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- All right.
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- Well, this would
never happen in Malibu,
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leaving expensive packages
without a signature.
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Who's it from?
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- My fam from back home, Shira.
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They always saying
don't get too Hollywood
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and start acting all Hollywood.
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- Mm.
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It's, um, colorful.
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Perfect for here and
not your home, let's go.
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[upbeat music]
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- I'm not gonna speed on in.
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It does not serve me.
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♪ To cover up your games
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♪ You're trying so hard
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Not today, Satan.
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Home so soon?
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What, no booty call tonight.
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Oh, no, no, babe, what's wrong?
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- Are you okay?
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Our living room looks
like a scene from Dexter.
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- This, no, God, no,
no, this is for me.
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Yeah, I am mourning the old me.
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You know, the one that
I used to wanna be
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and stepping into my own.
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No more bridal magazines,
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no more white picket fences.
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I'm becoming my own woman.
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But wait, wait, wait,
wait, what's up with you.
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- Just a bad day, you know,
Fabiola, bitchy models.
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[phone ringing]
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A lot of dictations
and bad communication.
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- Well, we can talk.
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- No, tomorrow's another day.
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I gotta work on the relaunch
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and maybe that's a
chance for me to go
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from assistant to buyer.
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Well, you now what,
I like it, yeah.
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Claim it.
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- Yeah.
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- See it and speak
it into the universe.
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- Please don't quote
my mother, not tonight.
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Okay?
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Now, I'll see you tomorrow.
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- Bye.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Hey, baby
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♪ Now I try to live my
live clean, but uh ♪
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- Bam.
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Two words.
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- Give it to me.
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- Barrister's Ball.
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- I don't do balls or
girls during school week,
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so it's a no for me.
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- You're joking, right?
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- Barrister's is a part of
the law school experience.
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It's like prom.
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- Prom.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Of course, I'm joking.
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I know about that
ball, but, you know,
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I just didn't plan on going.
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But you know what?
- Hmm?
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- Change my mind in
two minutes, counselor.
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- Opening argument.
- Okay.
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- You'll have the
hottest date in the room.
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And we don't need to
call on any witnesses
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unless you into that.
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- Ah.
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- And, in closing, you'll have
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the hottest, smartest, blackest.
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- Corniest.
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- I prefer cheesy, corn
does nothing for you,
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but who doesn't like cheese.
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- Any black person that's
lactose intolerant.
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- We got vegan options then.
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- Okay.
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Give me oatmeal.
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- What does the jury say?
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- The jury says guilty.
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And you're sentenced
to five or six hours
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of my after hours company.
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And for any bad
behavior, hard labor
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will be the expected
retribution.
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- So is that a yes?
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- Condition.
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What are you wearing?
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- I mean, if it ain't
broke, come on, man.
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- Step over here.
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- Come on now.
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- It's definitely
given broke, Z.
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- [Z] Did you see
the legs, though?
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You see the-
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- Okay, step back over
there Steve Harvey.
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I need a shorter recess.
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Apujay, I need some help.
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I need a suit like
you made me last week.
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Just change the
patterns a little bit
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and, oh, measurements?
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- Can I at least
wear my own shoes?
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- Mm-mm.
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♪ It's been kind of rocky
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♪ Wind's blowing
hard on our love ♪
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♪ Said he's out
here in the ocean ♪
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♪ Going thirsty on my turf
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- Magenta.
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There is a difference
before restore and vintage.
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Really buyers of
Trust Fab know that.
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- I'm so sorry.
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I've been meaning
to talk to you.
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I wanted to find out
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if there was gonna be anything
after the relaunch event.
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- After?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, until the relaunch,
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there is nothing else.
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- Nothing else.
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What do you mean?
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- Where's my first
assistant, hmm, hmm.
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I'm not talking about Ali
Landry, the Doritos girl.
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What did you eat her?
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You need to get her
black ass back here ASAP
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or I'll have to find
another assistant.
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- Okay, I think I saw
her around the corner,
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down the street getting
a blouse from Trust Fab.
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- Yeah.
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- No more of these for you.
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Each bite is 100 calories.
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Listen up, folks, we
launch tomorrow night.
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- Fuck.
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[phone buzzes]
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[gentle music]
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♪ We could've have
a tough life ♪
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♪ We could've had been so high
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- I'm pretty damn good.
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♪ We'd could've been tougher
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- Yo, that's pretty dark.
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I like it.
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It's very Tim Burton.
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- Yeah, too bad he
doesn't cast black actors,
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even in animated films.
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- Facts.
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So how we gonna make this work
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for our final project?
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I can get along with
whatever you say.
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- What do you mean?
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- I mean you also seem
so focused and class
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whenever I see you on campus.
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- It's a big school.
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- Well, I always keep
an eye out for you.
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I remember you said
that you wanted to be
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the first black
woman to win an Oscar
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for an animated film.
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And that's just sounded so nice.
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- Wow, you really do
pay close attention.
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- Well, in that
class mostly to you.
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- Yeah, you know,
honestly I haven't,
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I've kind of been elsewhere.
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You know, for a second I
forgot why I moved here.
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- Mm.
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- I know that I
moved here for me.
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- Well, I think that anything
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that takes your
focus away from this,
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it doesn't deserve you.
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But I do think that a
darker Tim Burton world
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would be great for
the final project.
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And I can relate to
Edward Scissorhands.
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- How so?
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- Well, guys like Edward
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would get overlooked
in Hollywood
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until someone else notices them.
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And I think that's the trap.
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You know, everyone
out here's a treasure,
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but they're waiting
for someone else
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to assess their value.
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- That's deep.
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You know, I think when
people come out here,
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you know, they don't
really know who they are
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or their values.
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And they create these,
these false realities
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and their own truth to
things just to survive.
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- That's what makes them
come off fake or unauthentic.
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But with me, what you
see is what you get.
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I'm as real as they come, Shira.
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[gentle music]
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- Uh, yeah, so I
have to get to class.
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- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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- Um, well, you know
where I'll be at.
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And maybe next time we
can meet somewhere else.
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How about this?
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How about you text
me and let me know.
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- Okay.
264
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,808
- Okay, I gotta go.
- All right.
265
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,115
- All Shira.
266
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,682
- All right, bye.
267
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,774
[gentle music]
268
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,562
[phone buzzes]
269
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:03,826
♪ Here we are
270
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:04,827
♪ Here we are
271
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,350
♪ Come now, drop, show it off
272
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,787
♪ Show it up, drop it low
273
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:08,831
♪ Take it off, take it off
274
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,442
♪ I can tell you working out
275
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,835
- So, babe.
- Yeah.
276
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:17,057
- I was thinking, I have
an idea of something
277
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:20,625
that would give you
constant stimulation.
278
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,932
- What, silk the shocker.
279
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,064
- No, messy.
280
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,939
Um, I think you should
get your clit pierced
281
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,375
or at least your gooch.
282
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,899
- My gooch? What's that?
283
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,553
- You know, it's
that little spot
284
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,469
between your pussy
and your pom pom.
285
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,427
- Really?
286
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,038
- Yeah, I mean, I promise you,
287
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,998
if you do it, I'll have
a field day with it.
288
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,217
- So, hold on.
289
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,131
- Huh.
290
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,350
- Are you gonna do it first?
291
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,481
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
292
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,961
I don't do pain.
293
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,616
I only do pleasure, that's,
I'm not with the pain, okay.
294
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,575
But I do have a
friend who has a spot
295
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:02,276
that's sterile and she's
real sweet to look at.
296
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,973
- Why does that matter?
297
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,671
- Well, because I like the
possibility of newness.
298
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,674
- Okay, then.
299
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,851
I mean, I do like my pussy
enough to put a ring on it.
300
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,854
- And I like your pussy
enough to have a ring on it.
301
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,159
- So you gonna come with me?
302
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,466
- Yes, well, no, I
got some work to do,
303
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,033
but maybe I'll see
you later, okay?
304
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,991
- Okay, all right, fine.
305
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,079
- All right.
306
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,083
- Come on, pow, there you go.
307
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,651
- Hey, someone's got a
lot of aggression today.
308
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,393
Let me guess, you not
dicked down anymore.
309
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,396
- Why niggas gotta cheat
on their girlfriends?
310
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,702
- 'Cause the iTrainer
has billed out something
311
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,008
on the side?
312
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,010
- Yeah, he always thinking
about the wrong meat.
313
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:42,707
- Hold up, did old
boy ever tell you
314
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:43,708
he was the main course,
315
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,101
or did you just assume?
316
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,017
- I'm pretty sure I asked
do you have a girlfriend.
317
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,497
- Pretty sure isn't sure, sure
318
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,802
and you kind of did go into
319
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,370
the situation talking
about, what was it?
320
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,937
Fuck love.
321
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,026
Fuck love, have sex.
322
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,420
Don't be mad at me
'cause I'm right.
323
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,900
- Right about what?
324
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,119
- Homebody didn't
really do nothing wrong.
325
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,991
You said you wanted to have fun.
326
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,384
Meanwhile you over
here planning weddings
327
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,909
and thinking of baby names
and shit, what's that.
328
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,998
- Are you serious,
Derek, that's not true.
329
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,825
Why can't men just be
honest and up front instead
330
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,871
of stringing us along?
331
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,612
- Well, first of
all don't lump me in
332
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,918
with everybody's ass,
333
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,006
'cause I would
never lead your ass
334
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,137
to believe that we were actually
335
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:22,660
gonna get married
in the first place.
336
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:24,184
- Oh, I know, I remember
when we were together, yeah,
337
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:25,141
uh-huh, you gotta have your cake
338
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:26,273
and eat it, too, right Derek?
339
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,014
- What the fuck else
is cake good for?
340
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:29,929
You know, it isn't
that everybody wants
341
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,670
to be a glutton, but
sometimes, we need it right
342
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,543
in front of us so you
can decide what you want.
343
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,110
- You know what?
344
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,113
I'm not gonna be the side,
a biscuit, the sauce,
345
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,723
a dip or whatever.
346
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,377
If you rack as niggas
would just be up front,
347
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,032
who knows what we
might say or agree to?
348
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,947
- One second, I'll
be right back.
349
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,080
What up?
350
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,170
- Oh, God.
351
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,128
- I thought you
were gonna text me
352
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,825
if the coast wasn't clear, man.
353
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,739
- About Mahogany?
354
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,001
- Yes.
355
00:15:59,132 --> 00:15:59,610
- I thought you
meant Shira, fool.
356
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:00,437
- Oh, my God.
357
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,221
You some retarded, fool.
358
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,831
- What you gotta do?
359
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,614
Bruh, I'll meet you back
at the crib, it's all good.
360
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,441
- Watch this.
361
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,617
Hey, sis.
362
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:07,879
- Fuck you, Rodney.
363
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:08,837
- All right, little date.
364
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,794
- I see where you're going.
365
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,796
- I'll see you back a the crib.
366
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,016
- Oh, of course fuck boys
of a feather flock together.
367
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,887
- So because my
boy got caught up,
368
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,628
he gotta be homeless now, too.
369
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,021
Damn, y'all ruthless.
370
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,197
Just staying with me till
he gets back on his feet.
371
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,199
Plus, he don't never
be there anyways.
372
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,072
- Oh that not, I was never here.
373
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,116
Bye, Derek.
374
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,292
- All right, bye.
375
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,206
Thanks for coming.
376
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,472
[bell rings]
377
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,648
- Lord, Mama never said
378
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,128
there'd be days
like this, child,
379
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,000
I can't even, now
my coochie hurtin'.
380
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,566
- Hey, Ms. Misha.
381
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,394
What's going on.
382
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,179
Let me guess.
383
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,094
Too much twerk yoga.
384
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,097
- For your
information, Mr. Adam,
385
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,577
I don't twerk nor do I do yoga.
386
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:54,839
- Really?
387
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,667
- However, I do
break my back trying
388
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,104
to redecorate this classroom
389
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,975
at the end of every month.
390
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,237
- Oh, damn, I got
hella supplies.
391
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,282
I would definitely
get you by next month
392
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:06,155
if you just text me early.
393
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,896
- I'll think about it.
394
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,115
- Oh, you know what?
395
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,856
- We can just avoid all that.
396
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:15,208
How about you just text me so
that I have your information.
397
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,209
- You ain't slick.
398
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,123
- What you mean?
399
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,037
What happened, is it 'cause,
400
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,864
I just think we should just-
401
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:20,735
- Yeah, okay.
402
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,349
- Well, who am I, not to,
I mean accept free things
403
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,655
for the kiddos.
404
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:28,525
- For the kids,
it's for the kids.
405
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,485
- So, yeah, all right.
406
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,575
For the kids.
407
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,707
- Ms. Misha, I'm just gonna
change this a little bit.
408
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,667
Patron saint of breaking backs.
409
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,972
- That's not you giving me-
410
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,062
- And back bends, I'll
just save it like that.
411
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,498
- Now that you're
giving me a whole bio.
412
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,370
- You can just consider
this a thank you
413
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,243
for, you know, teaching me
a few things the other day.
414
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,200
- Okay.
415
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,854
Don't you have some work to do?
416
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,203
- Oh, yeah, right, yeah.
417
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,162
Right, I got it, yeah.
418
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,165
Go ahead and get
to class, my class.
419
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,645
Class is that way.
420
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,300
♪ Got me upside down
421
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,388
♪ Spinning around you
422
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,825
♪ I wanna taste the clouds
423
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,306
♪ Dance with them
424
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,700
♪ Take a trip around your body
425
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,006
♪ Boy I love the
way you got me ♪
426
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,531
♪ Sorry, I ain't funny
427
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:22,318
♪ Sorry, I ain't
losing all my focus ♪
428
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,364
- I 'll show it
to you, all right.
429
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,677
[phone clicks]
430
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,121
Fuck!
431
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,731
No, no.
432
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:44,732
- [Mahogany] Did you fall in?
433
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,037
- No.
434
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,343
- [Mahogany] Are you
up, are you stuck?
435
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,518
- No, Lottie B.
436
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,651
Fuck.
437
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,351
- Okay, oh, look who it is.
438
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,092
I need a pick me up.
439
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,050
One time for big corn bitch,
440
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,183
fuck it up if you need a cash
441
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,532
out a big corn bitch.
442
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,577
- Girl, bye.
443
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,318
I'm on my last credit card
444
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,667
and that bitch about to
be TJ Maxxed the fuck out
445
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,190
by the end of the month.
446
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,150
That's why I need my
fairy God Mahogany
447
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,152
to lend this man a
pair of glass slippers
448
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,457
for the ball, please.
449
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,764
- Well, your wish is
my command Cinderfella,
450
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,679
but I gotta go get ready first,
451
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:19,506
so I'll bring you
the shoes, okay.
452
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,333
- Okay, bet.
453
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,465
- Shi.
454
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:23,336
- Don't start.
455
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,946
- It smell like sorrow
456
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,426
and another sad love
song in this bitch.
457
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,383
Girl, open that door.
458
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,950
- You gotta come at me
459
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:29,733
with a stank ass attitude
all the time, right.
460
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:30,517
- Please open the doors.
461
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,692
- Here are your shoes.
462
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,041
I already taped
them on the bottom,
463
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,390
so make sure you keep
your feet on the floor
464
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,565
and your legs crossed.
465
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,088
No fucking in those shoes.
466
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,786
- Girl, you said tape?
- Yes.
467
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:39,830
- Girl, I'm taking
this tacky ass tape off
468
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,180
as soon as I leave.
469
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,137
I do not drag my feet.
470
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,182
My name ain't Rodney.
471
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,226
- Are you kidding me?
472
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,488
- Oh, no, you not.
473
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:47,055
Because you know when
Fabiola's killing me,
474
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:48,491
I'm gonna make sure
she's kill your ass, too.
475
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,494
- I ain't got time for
5011 questions right now.
476
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,626
- [Together] Who asked you-
477
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:53,670
- [Mahogany] Anything.
478
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:54,889
- I pierced my labia.
479
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,544
After she made me buy a vibrator
480
00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,199
that licks her pussy.
481
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,071
And then she ate my pussy.
482
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,464
- Oh, bitch.
483
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,988
- So you a lesbian now.
484
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,207
- No, she gay.
485
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,338
- I mean, if you
like it, I love it.
486
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,688
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Misha.
487
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,647
I got it figured, I
got it figured out.
488
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,430
You bisexual.
489
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,214
- Gay.
490
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,258
- Hold up, tri-sexual.
491
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,085
- Gay.
492
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,347
- No, or you just a ho.
493
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,174
- No, she gay as fuck.
494
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,349
- Shira, that is rude.
495
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,437
- I'm not being rude,
I'm just asking.
496
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,743
Let me ask you something?
497
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,266
Does it hurt?
498
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,441
Did you really get it done
499
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,703
with the girl from the bar?
500
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:30,968
- It, it don't hurt much,
501
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,492
but you know I did this for me.
502
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,276
To please me and my body
503
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,408
and the person that pleases it.
504
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,670
- Okay.
505
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,237
- Okay, 'cause I do what
I want with my body.
506
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,281
- Yeah.
507
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:40,891
- And don't sit
here and act like
508
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:42,328
I'm the only person that's
done outrageous things
509
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:43,111
for their partner.
510
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:44,547
- Girl, you talkin' 'bout you.
511
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:46,157
- Yeah, but why
were you screaming
512
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:47,724
in the bathroom earlier?
513
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,508
- Because.
514
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,120
I sent a picture of my
pussy to my co-worker.
515
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,121
- Oh, no.
516
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,383
- I could lose my job.
517
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,732
- Don't talk to me.
518
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:56,951
- Okay.
519
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:57,734
- My job.
520
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,083
- You know what?
521
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,259
On that note, I gotta
finish getting ready
522
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,608
for my relaunch event.
523
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,696
Y'all wish me luck.
524
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,263
You hang in there.
525
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:07,309
If you get fired, I'll
send you the EDD link.
526
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,441
[Ray laughs]
527
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,269
- [Shira] You won't for that.
528
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,271
- But you know, what,
don't talk to me Ray.
529
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,925
I'm right behind
you, I gotta go.
530
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,710
Shira, don't stay
up binge eating
531
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,015
and binge watching
all night, okay.
532
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,060
- [Shira] You have
no faith in me.
533
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,017
None of y'all do.
534
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:20,931
- Where you going?
535
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:21,976
- Uh-uh, I need to hear more
536
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,238
about this pussy licking, girl.
537
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,153
Come here little girl.
538
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,764
[soulful music]
539
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:34,336
- Hey.
540
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,033
- Hey.
541
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:36,991
- Can I come in?
542
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:37,905
- Please.
- Okay.
543
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,258
- You look good.
544
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,694
- Oh, thank you.
545
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,913
- Hey.
546
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,523
- Welcome to my humble abode.
547
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:49,917
- Humble?
548
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:54,225
Yes, it's still an abode,
but not in poverty layer.
549
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,575
Impressive.
550
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:59,100
- Wow, well, sit down
551
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:03,583
and be humble while I
turn my swag up to ring.
552
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:04,584
- Okay.
553
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:05,976
♪ This shit is magnetic
554
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,543
♪ There's something
'bout your aesthetic ♪
555
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:12,461
♪ That shit is
lookin' incredible ♪
556
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:16,509
♪ Anything else, I'm here
to help you undress ♪
557
00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,510
♪ In turn for affection
558
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,817
♪ I'll give you a lesson
559
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,820
Damn, I mean.
560
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,954
- Does the suit make the man or?
561
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,261
- Nah, the man
definitely make the suit.
562
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,701
- It is pretty fly.
563
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:38,357
- Wait, what cook you kidnapped
564
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,402
and got hidden in the kitchen?
565
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,230
- Oh, I burn, baby.
566
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,144
Guess you're gonna
have to wait and see
567
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,232
what's in the pot.
568
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,495
- I know what it is?
- Hmm.
569
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,497
- I just can't put
my finger on it.
570
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,281
- Oh, you can put your
finger wherever you want
571
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,761
when we get back from the ball.
572
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,810
- Can we leave?
573
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,378
- After you.
574
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:00,683
[horns blowing]
575
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,512
[hip hop music]
576
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,697
- How quickly fashion and
function go down the drain.
577
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,612
Last week when you
were all clamoring
578
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:19,398
to get into Soho
House, North Hollywood,
579
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,747
already that place was old.
580
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,924
Okay, and we're
walking, we're walking.
581
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:25,882
Oh, Jesus.
582
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,188
Magenta.
- I'm sorry.
583
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,016
- I meant be my
shadow figuratively.
584
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,453
- Yeah, I just recognized
this Chicago artist.
585
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:32,585
- Okay, I don't care.
586
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,544
Stay close, but
give me my space.
587
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:36,415
- Yes.
- Okay?
588
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:39,722
- Son of a bitch.
589
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:40,593
- Bianca.
590
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,596
Look at you, look at you.
591
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,380
Ah, thank you girl.
592
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,817
I don't if we had you
flying Virgin Galactic
593
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,863
to get here, but I'm
just hoping London
594
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,474
to LA didn't break the bank.
595
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,650
I owe you so much mamacita.
596
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,304
- Girl, I would not
miss this for the world,
597
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,437
are you kidding,
and you gave me time
598
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,264
that I needed with my man,
599
00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:02,136
so thank you for hosting.
600
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:07,054
- Well the credit of that is
due to my assistant, Mocha.
601
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:08,664
- Hi, Mocha, I'm Bianca.
602
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:11,667
Don't let Fab scare you.
603
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:14,061
And, girl, I owe you one.
604
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,671
My boyfriend, Caleb,
could not have done
605
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,369
this by himself, it's so good.
606
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,370
Thank you, Mocha.
607
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,329
My boyfriend, my boyfriend.
608
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,811
- I'm so sorry, I need to-
609
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,163
- Mocha.
610
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,388
- Cal, baby, come meet
Fabiola Ford, come on.
611
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,260
Babe.
612
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,263
- I can't wait.
613
00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:43,960
- Cal, Fab.
614
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,701
- So lovely to meet you.
615
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,442
What a beautiful spot.
616
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,748
Oh, my good, you
two are gorgeous.
617
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,706
- Ah, thank you.
- What is this?
618
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:56,495
- Pot roast, really?
619
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,322
- Mm-hmm.
620
00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,194
- Did you get the
recipe from my dad?
621
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,587
- What makes you say that?
622
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,286
- My mom used to make us
pot roast every Sunday.
623
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:07,723
My dad said her cooking
624
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,595
and her curves is what
made his ass fall.
625
00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,687
- I get it.
626
00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,732
She sound like a good woman.
627
00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,430
- She was, you know, she
was the most beautiful human
628
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:20,693
inside and out.
629
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:25,132
Like everything she did,
she did it with love,
630
00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,437
especially her cooking.
631
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,616
- Well, I'm just glad I
didn't burn the house down.
632
00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,139
- Me, too.
633
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,708
'Cause I had this crockpot
on simmer all day.
634
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:38,667
- Okay.
- How is it?
635
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,713
- Well, let me see.
636
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:44,934
Pretty damn good.
- Yeah.
637
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,283
- You know it's not every day
638
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,677
a guy would relive his
fairy tale moment, so.
639
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:51,288
- Prom for us
queers isn't always
640
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,552
the highlight everyone
makes it out to be.
641
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:54,553
- Tell me about it.
642
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:58,557
Even in LA, the community
just do not see it for us.
643
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:01,342
You know, I wasn't
crowned prom king
644
00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,866
nor did I lose my virginity, so.
645
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:06,086
- Me either.
646
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,479
- Really?
647
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,785
- Mm-hmm.
648
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,699
I actually probably crossed
649
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,354
that line too early myself.
650
00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:14,747
But you know what,
I think that's why
651
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,096
I like to take things slow
652
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,838
when I'm really interested
in somebody, you know.
653
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:25,235
- Well, um, if this is slow.
654
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,807
- We should take my
car up to Mohave.
655
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,461
- Or we should take
mine because I have
656
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,158
the moon roof, you don't.
657
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:36,812
- Ooh, bougie ass.
658
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,381
Fine, we can take your car
659
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,209
with the fancy moon roof.
660
00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:44,690
I could get used to this.
661
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:49,172
- Me, me, too, yeah.
662
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,739
- So, you want dessert.
663
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:53,873
- I would love to have dessert,
664
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,658
but I don't want you
to think anything less
665
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,094
of me in the morning,
666
00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,227
so I'll have to pass.
667
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:01,924
- I said dessert, not dick.
668
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,405
[Raymond laughs]
669
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,798
- You are different aren't you?
670
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,060
[phone buzzes]
671
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,801
But I know my girl's
going through it
672
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,629
and she's locked out of her crib
673
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,456
and she can't take a hint,
674
00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:13,719
so she need me to
come bail her out,
675
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,635
so I'm sorry.
676
00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,811
Next time we can
take that drive.
677
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,769
- Yeah, it's cool.
678
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:25,208
- Okay, I'll call you
or see you at work.
679
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,342
- See you at work.
680
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,779
- All right, see you at work.
681
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:31,650
All right.
682
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,913
Hey, I had fun.
683
00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:35,958
- Me, too.
684
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,656
♪ Just one of a kind
685
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:42,312
♪ I just wanna tell
you that you my spine ♪
686
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:45,185
♪ Say she from the best
side, the west side ♪
687
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,578
♪ I'm a flip you
on your left side ♪
688
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,885
♪ See that I'm just
one of a kind ♪
689
00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:54,934
♪ I just wanna tell
you that you my spine ♪
690
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,023
♪ Get it to you and
hand it to you ♪
691
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,460
♪ Oh, but you let me down
692
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,549
♪ I still come around
693
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,420
♪ Knowing to myself
694
00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,640
♪ Gotta fuck that sound
695
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,686
♪ You wanna play a role
you ain't ready for ♪
696
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,078
♪ Are you ready for it
697
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,906
♪ Are you wonderful
698
00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,169
[Magenta yells]
699
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,955
[glass breaks]
700
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:17,826
- Mahogany.
701
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:25,399
♪ I won't battle for
you even when I'm in ♪
702
00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,620
♪ I won't be mad at
giving you gratis ♪
703
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:32,928
♪ You ain't bad I think
you just too bad for me ♪
704
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:37,367
♪ So from here on out I
ain't gonna lose no sleep ♪
705
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:41,067
♪ Oh, I admit I ain't
quite what you need ♪
706
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,765
♪ 'Cause I won't be mad at you
707
00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:45,549
♪ I gotta show gratitude
708
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,899
♪ Yeah
709
00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:51,599
♪ I feel grateful,
grateful, grateful ♪
710
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:56,647
♪ 'Cause you was a real
nigga from the start ♪
711
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,959
♪ Real, real
712
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,919
♪ Responsibility
713
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:11,314
♪ Accountability
714
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:15,057
♪ I ain't mad, at least
you know who you is ♪
715
00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:19,453
♪ You ain't mine and I
can tell by how you live ♪
716
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:23,283
♪ I won't battle for
you even when I'm in ♪
717
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:27,330
♪ I won't be mad at
giving you gratis ♪
718
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:31,639
♪ You ain't bad, I think
you just too bad for me ♪
719
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:35,164
♪ So from here on out I
ain't gonna lose no sleep ♪
720
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:39,342
♪ Oh, I admit I ain't
quite what you need ♪
721
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,736
♪ 'Cause I won't be mad at you
722
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,521
♪ I gotta show gratitude
723
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:49,396
♪ I feel grateful,
grateful, grateful ♪
724
00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:54,096
♪ 'Cause you a real
nigga from the start ♪
46759
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