All language subtitles for brabi

( Jazz music playing )

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Mr. Sheffield
just called from the limo

and said that
he made a big mistake

six months ago

and wants to
talk to me about it.

- Six months?
- Paris.

- Plane.
- Told me that he loved me.

Took it back.

Together: Mistake!

( Rapping ) ♪ Mistake, mistake,
he made a big mistake ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah ah. ♪

Niles, could Miss Fine and I
have some privacy please?

Niles and Fran: Oh.

- Certainly, sir.
- Thank you. Ahem.

So, Mr. Sheffield,

you said you made
some horrible mistake

six months ago?

That's right. And I want to
make it up to you right now.

One sec.

( Phone ringing )

Sylvia:
Hello.

Oh, hi, Ma.

Well, what do you want?
We're just sitting down to eat.

Oh, can it just wait a sec?

No.

I think you'll wanna hear this.

Go ahead.

Well, Miss Fine, I've just had
a meeting with my accountant

- Mm-hmm?
- And I realized I took out

too much withholding tax.

I owe you a refund.

( Phone disconnects )

That was the big mistake
you made six months ago?

I can't believe that's what
you lured me in here,

you get rid of Niles,
you call my mother.

Uh, that was you.

Nobody likes a finger-pointer.

Why are you so upset?

Because six months ago
you told me that you loved me

and then you took it back.

And I thought that
that was the mistake

you made that you
wanted to correct.

Not some lousy tax refund.

How much are we talkin'?

Ooh, ha!

Movin' on,
how can you be so insensitive?

Oh, I thought you understood

why I took back what I said.

Oh, I just said I understood.

I was trying
to appear reasonable.

I thought it would turn you on.

Maxwell,
you are not gonna believe this.

I have been summoned
for jury duty.

Well,
that is the last time I vote.

Miss Babcock, maybe I'll go
be on that jury with you.

Nanny Fine, you can't just go.

It's not like Super Cuts.

Are you kidding? I've got
a drawer full of those things.

Besides, there's nothing
keeping me here.

Oh, for God's sakes, Miss Fine.

When are you gonna
forgive me for this?

Well,
I'll give you a little hint.

It begins with an N.

And ends with an A.

Never.

♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out
on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell
makeup, but father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had
flair, she was there ♪

♪ That's how she became
The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪

♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now the father finds
her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids are
actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She is the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪

Oh, my God!

This is the Vincenzo trial.

Oh, I've just got
to get on this jury.

He is on the cover
of every romance novel.

- ( Gasps )
- You know him?

No, you read?

- Juror number two.
- Yes.

I'm sorry,
but under marital status,

does this say divorced?

Uh, no.
Disgusted, mm-hmm.

And, you are how old?

- 29.
- Ugh.

Well, who's on trial here,
anyway?

Good news and bad news, sir.

Good news first.

Miss Babcock
got picked as a juror

and will not be
returning to work

for the duration of the trial.

Why is that good news for me?

Not everything is about you,
sir.

Now, for the bad news.

Miss Fine was also picked.

Oh, actually
that's kind of a relief.

It'll give her a chance
to get out of the house,

meet some new people,
get a change of scenery.

Keep her from killing you
for breaking her heart again?

Just, uh, find a temporary
replacement, would you?

Oh, be careful
what you wish for, sir.

Say hello,

to your new nanny!

( Desk thuds and breaks )

Hear ye, hear ye.

This court is now in session.

The Honorable Judge
Jerry Moran presiding.

All rise.

Be seated.

Up!
You're all out!

I didn't say "Simon says".

( laughing )

I never get tired of that.

Alright.
Proceed.

The people call Vincenzo
to the stand.

Sit down.

Not you.
Juror number two.

Oh, he yelled at me,
but look at her.

She pushed her chair up
nice and close.

You mind if I kick off my shoes?

My feet are a little moist.

I am the meat
in an idiot sandwich.

Mr. Vincenzo,

tell us what happened
the night you were attacked.

I was asleep.

My housekeeper, Kiki,
hovered over my bed.

I thought I was dreaming.

Then the woman,
just chopped all of it off!

And that's why
they don't allow female mohels.

Mr. Vincenzo, have you
experienced emotional distress

as a result of this attack?

Of course.

God knows, if it'll grow back?

( Speaking foreign language )

My career is ruined.

Look what she did to me!

I like it.

Lose the earring.
It's a little too Mr. Clean.

Mr. Vincenzo,

why would Miss Hansen
want to attack you?

I don't know.

In fact, I told her,
I loved her.

Jurors: Aah.

Give her the chair,
pass it down.

Your witness.

Mr. Vincenzo,

tell the court what you did

after you told Miss Hansen
that you loved her.

I took it back.

( Gasps )

Call for a mistrial!

That woman is 100%,
absolutely not guilty.

( Gavel banging )

Shh, shh.

Sorry.

Okay, kids.
Let's play a new game.

It's called
"Let's make Sylvia a snack".

But we just played
Let's Make Sylvia Dinner.

Yeah, but I won.

Okay,
who wants to paint my nails?

I do!

Mammale, start
with the big one first.

They're all big.

Oh, that's cool.

So, is he cute?

Really?
Did he ask you out on a date?

Hey, Gidget,
would you get off the phone?

We're waiting for Fran to call.

Well, this is Fran.

Here, she wants to talk to you.

Oh.

You know, uh, my hole closed up.

Could you see if you could
push this through?

Hello, sweetheart.

So, how's the trial?

Oh, honey,
they don't hang people anymore.

Oh, sure, he should rot in hell!

Of course, he's guilty as sin.

I thought she wasn't supposed
to discuss the trial.

She's talking about you.

Just, just, give me the phone.

She don't wanna talk to you.

( Phone beeps off )

You know, Mr. Sheffield,

you can't play
with a woman's emotions.

A woman is like
a fragile delicate flower.

There's no nail on that toe.
Paint the skin.

Hey, look,
the trial's on the news.

Oh, ah.
( music playing on TV )

At least, being on this jury

will take her mind off
what I said

and then, you know, took back.

Man on TV:
The Vincenzo trial heated up,

when the romance novel
heartthrob revealed

he told his employee
he loved her,

then took it back.

Niles, which arm tingles

when you're about to
get a heart attack?

You're so vain.

Not everything
in Miss Fine's life

is colored by her feelings
for you.

Man on TV:
The jury sat stone faced

through Vincenzo's testimony,

except for a lone juror,

who had to be
physically restrained.

Oh, hold this a minute.

Oh, just look at that poor girl.

See, that is what happens

when a man tells you
that he loves you

and then he takes it back.

Any woman in her position

would have done
the exact same thing.

What are you looking for?

My Dexatrim.

Miss Hansen,
you claim not to have a key

to Vincenzo's room.

Yet, as his live in maid,
you must have total access

to every room in the house?

Oh, this is so low.

They're playing
the domestic help card.

Can you tell us
how your fingerprints

got onto People's exhibit
number six?

I don't know.

And how did you get
those cuts on your hands?

I don't know.

She's just so obviously
innocent.

Investigators
uncovered a size eight

Manolo Blahnik stiletto
heel print at the scene.

In your deposition, you claim
that you would never own

such an ugly pair of shoes.

How do you explain
this photograph?

It's obviously been doctored.

I mean, those shoes are white.

The crime took place
after Labor Day.

There goes the whole time line.

There's a voice in here
that's really irritating me.

Ay, shut up over there.

You lied about these shoes.

You lied about being
in his room that night.

And you lied about using
those scissors to deform him.

- Didn't you?
- I would never hurt Vincenzo!

I knew him when he was
just Bernie Schwartzberg!

Anyone else
would have killed him!

All I did was just cut his hair!

Aha!

( All gasp )

Did you hear that?

I don't believe it.

He's Jewish.

Niles, Sylvia has been calling
for you for ten minutes.

Why haven't you answered her?

She was calling
from the tub, sir.

Oh.

By the way, where's my lunch?

Ah.

When the ingredients
are combined,

she can smell them immediately.

May I, sir?

Sylvia: Niles!

Oh, quick!

She's onto us, sir.

Don't bother to chew it,

just swallow it whole.

Do I smell dried cotto salami

with a sweet honey mustard?

On a kaiser roll?

I really wanted that.

You know, if Timmy Harford
had a corned beef sandwich

in his pocket,
she'd have found him in a week.

Guilty.

Yes.

- Guilty.
- Ah.

And one not guilty.

( Jurors cursing angrily )

Hey lady,

what part of this exactly is
it that you don't understand?

The confession on the rope?

Or the neighbor's video
that showed her doin' it?

You ever hear
of "Guilty as sin"?

Ever hear of Arrid Extra Dry?

Alright, Nanny Fine.

If you don't vote guilty,

I'm gonna swing you by
the head like a dead cat.

I have been stuck
in that hotel room

with you for eight days.

I'm singing myself to sleep with

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course... ♪

Well, excuse me.

That man told her that he loved
her and then he took it back.

Do you know what that does
to a person?

Hasn't anybody ever
driven anyone here

to commit an insane act?

I can't say that ever happened.

Oh, so, your kids,

they call you a lot?

No.

But, they see
you at least once a week?

Once a month.

- And only if I beg.
- Aww.

Oh, it's not my son.

It's that cow he married.

Sometimes I just wanna... ugh!

Not guilty.

( Jurors moan )

Could it be that you are
just a little sensitive

to this shrew maid because

you have some fantasy

of ending up with your
employer yourself?

( Scoffs )

Let she who is without
fantasy cast the first stone.

And, for your information,

I am completely able to separate
myself from this case.

Did you even listen
to Vincenzo's reasons

for taking back what he said?

I quote:

"Miss Hansen and I had
feelings for each other,"

but I couldn't risk the romance.

"She was like a mother
to my children."

But the kids adore me.

Her! Me. Her!

"My children couldn't
handle losing another mother

if our relationship
didn't work out."

( sobbing )

Same thing happened to
me when I was little boy.

( Continues sobbing )

You like a sensitive guy?

Yes.
I used to be one.

So in other words,

the reason why
he couldn't commit to her

was because he was so much
in love with her

he was afraid that if he blew it

not only would it hurt the kids,

but he would lose her forever.

And that's why
he took back the thing.

Everyone: Yes! Yes!

What thing?

Everyone: Oh, shut up!

Hmm.

Is that a Southwest barbecue

chicken on grilled sourdough

with a side of shoestring fries?

Could I have one little bite?

It's not sanitary, sweetheart.

Hold it, right there.

Give that.
( sniffs )

Southwest barbecue
chicken on grilled sourdough

with a side of shoestring fries
back to the boy!

God bless you, Fran.
Welcome home.

How's Mr. Sheffield?

You know, he's very anti-social.

- Oh?
- The whole time I was here,

he never came out of his office.

Oh.
Gee, that's just like daddy.

Wonder what that's about.

Bye, sweetheart.
Bye, Ma.

Thank you.

Oh, Miss Fine, you're back.

Uh, look, before we pick up
where we left off,

I want you to remember that

I've been living
with your mother for a week.

I think I deserve
a little time off my sentence.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield,

I understand now why you
took back what you said.

I'm not angry with you anymore.

Ugh.
Oh, no, no, come on,

don't toy with me, Miss Fine.

I'm weak with hunger.

I'm not toying with you.

Come here.

( Giggles )

Now, I'm toying with you.

Ah.
Did you see the news?

Vincenzo convinced the
prosecutor to drop the charges

and just married
his housekeeper.

If you think
that holding me tight

is gonna get you out
of this one, mister,

well you're just gonna have to
move your hands a little lower.

Hmm.

"Her alabaster skin was pressed
against his taut,

"muscular body.

"Their lips met,

and the two became one."

Hey, this is my fantasy.

But I lent you the book.

Now,

let's go to the chapter
where we're shipwrecked.

Oi!

( Jazz music playing )