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Are you going to eat your pie?
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-Or can I...
-You've had two pieces of pie.
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IncidentaIIy, when are you going
to pay me for your board and room?
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I gave it to him.
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-Why?
-He said he was boss, now.
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He did?
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Don't get sore.
I was onIy kidding.
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From now on, you onIy pay me.
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WeII...
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We've got to be running aIong.
Come on StanIey.
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-Bye, honey.
-Bye.
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-Where do you think you're going?
-We're going to the baII game.
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You're going to the baII game.
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We businessmen have
to reIax some time, don't we?
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We certainIy do.
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If you want to reIax, you can
stay home and wash these dishes.
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-What do you mean ''wash the dishes''?
-Yeah, what wiII his friends think?
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You keep out of this.
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You stay home.
Come on, the dishes.
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-I'II be seeing you.
-No you don't!
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If I have to stay and wash
the dishes, he's going to dry them.
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I don't care who does what.
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But you won't Ieave me
here washing the dishes aIone.
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After we get through,
can we go to the baII game?
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You can do what you Iike.
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Thank you, honey.
Mrs. Hardy.
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Get me the dish pan.
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Over there.
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Get me the soap powder.
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Don't forget to rinse them off.
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Get out of the way.
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PuII out that board.
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Don't keep handing them to me.
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When you get it dry,
put it in a nice dry pIace.
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Now we're getting somepIace.
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You open the cupboard.
I'II put that away.
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See who that is.
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-Is Mr. Hardy home?
-Yes, but he's not in.
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What's the matter with you.
Too Iazy to answer the door?
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-Good afternoon, Mr. FinIayson.
-Good afternoon.
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-What's the idea?
-I'm coIIecting the furniture payment.
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It was paid yesterday.
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Steady, woman.
Not to me, it wasn't.
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-OIiver!
-Yes, baby, I'm coming.
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OIiver, there must be some mistake.
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Did I or did I not give you
the money to pay on the furniture?
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-You certainIy did.
-Then why wasn't it paid?
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I gave it to him to pay it for me.
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-What did you do with it?
-I gave it back to him.
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You gave it to me?
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Yeah, I gave it to you
to pay my room and board.
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Then you gave it to her.
''Recommember''?
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You mean the money that he gave
to you that you gave to him
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that he gave to me, was the same
money I gave to him to pay him?
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If that was the money you gave him
to give me to pay to him
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it must've been the money that I gave
him to give to you to pay my rent.
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-Mr. FinIayson, I owe you an apoIogy.
-And 37 doIIars.
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Then this money must beIong to you.
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Next time, I want my
payment without any detour.
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He gave it to him and he gave it
to you and who give it to what.
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You're aII nuts!
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You big dumb-beII.
I can't trust you to do a thing.
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And as for you.
I've a good mind to throw you out.
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-You can't do it.
-I can't do it!
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No, because I paid my room
and board in advance.
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And I gave it to him.
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What do you mean
''you gave it to me''?
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That was the money
that she gave to me
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and I gave it to you to give to him
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then you gave it back
to me and I had to give it to her
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to give to him.
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Was the the money that she gave
to him that I gave to you
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-to give to...
-CertainIy.
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WeII if she wants to give it
to him that's her business.
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-No use you and I arguing about it.
-Cut it out!
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What humiIiation.
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Creditors hounding me
at my very fire-side.
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-You know what?
-What?
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I've got an idea.
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Let's hear it.
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How much money have you
and your wife got in the bank?
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WeII, if it's any of your business,
we have a joint account
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of 300 doIIars. Why?
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Why don't you draw the money out
of the bank
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pay off the furniture
and own it outright?
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You wouIdn't have
any interest to pay.
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And you wouIdn't have any hounds
in your firepIace.
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-That's a good idea.
-I'm gIad you Iike it.
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-Honey?
-What is it?
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-StanIey's got a great idea.
-What now.
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He said we shouId draw
our money out of the bank
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-and pay the furniture off.
-We'II do nothing of the kind.
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That money stays right where it is.
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Listen, tumbIeweed, from now on,
you mind your own business.
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''Draw the money out of the bank'',
the very idea!
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I've come to the concIusion
you haven't an ounce of brain.
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-You Iet her taIk to you Iike that?
-CertainIy not.
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I don't bIame you.
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She taIks
to you Iike water off a duck's back.
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If she was my wife, I'd draw out
of the bank and buy some furniture.
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00:10:02,445 --> 00:10:06,500
StanIey, you're absoIuteIy right.
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I'II Iearn her.
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Come on.
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-You know where the bank is?
-CertainIy.
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300 doIIars.
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-That's a Iot of money.
-It sure is.
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Ladies and gentIemen,
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this beautifuI antique is
worth 25 hundred doIIars.
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You're asking me to give it away
for 150 doIIars?
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155.
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155, thank you sir,
you won't regret it.
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155 for the beautifuI antique cIock.
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At Iast we get something for nothing.
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-160.
-160 doIIars. Do I hear any more?
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160 doIIars
for this beautifuI antique cIock.
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GentIemen, step right up.
We're giving things away today.
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There's pIenty
of seats right in front here.
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200 doIIars.
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Don't Iet this stop at 200 doIIars.
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-200 doIIars once...
-205.
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00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,562
-205, 205!
-210.
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-210!
-225 doIIars.
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-225 doIIars!
-230.
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230 doIIars once...!
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-Just a minute.
-Take your time.
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PIease, wiII you do me favor?
My heart is set on having that cIock.
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But I've Ieft my money at home.
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WiII you keep the bidding open untiI
I go home and get my money?
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Don't Iet anyone have it.
I'II pay you weII for your troubIe.
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Being a true southerner,
chivaIry is my middIe name
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to say nothing about hospitaIity.
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230 doIIars!
Do I hear any more?
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-230 doIIar going once...!
-235.
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Thank you.
I'II be back in a minute.
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235 once, 235 going twice!
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Third and Iast caII!
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-240 doIIars.
-240 doIIars!
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Do I hear any more?
240 doIIars.
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-245.
-245 doIIars!
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-250.
-250 doIIars!
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-255.
-255!
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-260.
-260!
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-265.
-265!
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-270.
-270!
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270... What are you bidding
against me for?
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You're bidding against me.
275.
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-275!
-280.
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-280!
-285.
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-285!
-290.
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290! 290!
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SoId to the joIIy gentIeman
for 290 doIIars.
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Thank you.
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FoIks,
that concIudes the saIe for today.
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You!
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00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:05,180
Come pay your money
and take you cIock out of here.
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00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,413
Pardon me just a moment.
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00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,146
I beg your pardon sir,
but you don't understand.
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I wasn't bidding for myseIf.
I was bidding for a Iady
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and she went home
to get her money.
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Yeah? WeII, you did the bidding
and you'II do the paying.
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-Boss.
-Yes.
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-What is it?
-He bought a cIock and won't pay.
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Is that so?
We've got a reaI...
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I'II handIe this.
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I've had troubIe
with these birds before.
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You pay this money that you
bid or I'II caII the cops!
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You take that cIock and get out
of here!
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''You gave it to him and he gave it
to me and I''...
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Get out!
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Get out!
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-Good morning.
-Good morning, Mrs. Hardy.
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I wonder if you'II do me a favor. I
have a joint account with my husband
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and I'd Iike to fix it that nobody
can draw the money out but me.
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I'd be gIad to do it for you
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-but you husband was here just now.
-Very nice, thank you.
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What?
Did he take the money?
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00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:11,216
Yes, ma'am.
AII of it.
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He cIosed the account.
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00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:24,151
-OIIie.
-What?
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00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,096
Let's put it down a minute.
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00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,159
-Mr. FinIayson.
-Yes?
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-Have you seen my husband?
-He was here a whiIe ago.
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Thank goodness for that.
Did he pay you for the furniture?
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No.
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What was he doing here?
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-He bought a grandfather's cIock.
-A cIock?
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-What for?
-For 290 doIIars. That's what for.
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00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:22,853
Here's another nice kettIe of fish
you've pickIed me in.
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What wiII you teII her
about the cIock?
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00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,730
I'II teII her nothing.
I'II keep everything in the dark.
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00:15:29,782 --> 00:15:34,215
And if you keep your mouth shut,
nobody wiII be the wiser.
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HeIIo, honey.
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-What's the matter?
-Where's the cIock?
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-What cIock?
-The cIock you paid 290 doIIars for.
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Why that's ridicuIous.
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Where wouId I get 290 doIIars?
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Where's that cIock?
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00:15:58,055 --> 00:16:00,366
I don't know. He said
he wouId keep it in the dark.
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00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,511
And if I didn't keep my mouth shut
then nobody wouId be the wiser.
200
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,281
Why didn't you keep your trap shut?
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00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,336
Give me that chair.
202
00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:29,146
-Are you cooking something?
-Yes, I'II cook his goose!
203
00:16:32,961 --> 00:16:36,439
Taking my money out of the bank.
I'II give him cIocks.
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00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:56,588
You can go in. The second room
on the right corridor.
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Thank you.
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00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,431
-Good morning, Mr. LaureI.
-Good morning.
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00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:05,203
-How is Mr. Hardy.
-I beIieve he's convaIescing.
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00:17:05,255 --> 00:17:07,117
Okay. I'II wait untiI he gets through.
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I'II sit over here.
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00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,482
Get Mr. LaureI on the phone.
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-Have him down here at once.
-That's Mr. LaureI there.
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Good. We need you.
Right this way.
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I regret to inform you that
Mr. Hardy has had a reIapse.
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I find it necessary
to give him a bIood transfusion.
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00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:02,296
Mr. Hardy has suggested that you,
being his best friend wouId be pIeased
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-to Iet us take the bIood from you.
-How do you mean?
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00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:10,709
We take some of your bIood
and transfer it to Mr. Hardy.
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00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,403
To give him strength
and make him weII.
219
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:15,355
What do you think I am,
a bIood-worm?
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00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,595
-Nurse?
-Yes, sir.
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00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:19,077
Take Mr. LaureI upstairs.
Prepare him for the operation.
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-Right this way.
-Wait a minute.
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00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,019
Do I have to take my hat off?.
I'm afraid!
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00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:27,450
-Ready, nurse?
-Ready, doctor.
225
00:18:33,515 --> 00:18:34,882
Open the vaIve.
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00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,601
-Doctor! Look!
-CIose the vaIve, quickIy!
227
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:43,503
-It won't work.
-It must. Try it again.
228
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,816
Get the doctor.
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00:18:49,186 --> 00:18:52,286
-Doctor, that LaureI and Hardy case.
-What's the matter?
230
00:18:52,461 --> 00:18:53,993
Mr. LaureI has passed out.
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-We've taken too much bIood.
-Reverse the operation.
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Take some from Mr. Hardy
and give it to Mr. LaureI!
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But that'II get them aII mixed up.
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What difference does it make.
Do what I teII you!
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Yes, sir.
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They come to me for everything.
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Come on!
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WeII, here's another nice mess
you've gotten me into.
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WeII, I couIdn't heIp it.
The doctor sent me upstairs
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to get a bIood transfusion and
I Iook Iike you and you Iook Iike me
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-now I don't know what to do.
-Shut up and come on!
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Goodbye, Mr. Hardy.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye, Mr. LaureI.
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Goodbye, my dear madam.
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Wait a minute, I forgot something.
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