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YOUNG SHELDON #520
"Uncle Sheldon
and a Hormonal Firecracker" Closed Captioned
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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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I'm pregnant.
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I heard them talking
about a baby.
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Oh, my.
You know what that means.
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Mom's pregnant. Exactly.
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Everybody loves a wedding.
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I'm having a baby. I don't need
to marry another one.
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Mary, they already made
one giant mistake.
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They don't have to make another.
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So marrying me was a mistake.
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You're honestly happy
with how your life turned out?
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You have no regrets?
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What do you want me to say?
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I want you to admit
that this marriage
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hasn't exactly been
a bed of roses.
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Wake up. No marriage
is a bed of roses.
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Well, then I guess
we nailed it.
I guess we did.
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Can you take Missy
to school today?
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Why? It's on your way.
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I have to drop the church
bulletin off at the printer.
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Nobody reads those things.
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I know we're not getting along
right now,
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but when we walk
into that kitchen,
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Missy and Sheldon
do not need to see us fighting.
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Fine.
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So, you'll take her?
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Whatever you say, dear.
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Mom and Dad are still
really upset.
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With good reason.
She's awfully old
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to be having a baby.
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Is it really dangerous?
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Not with modern science,
but back in pioneer times,
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we'd be burying her
down by the crick.
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I'm just saying
they're cranky enough,
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so don't be a pain in the ass.
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I'm always on my best behavior.
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You're the hormonal firecracker
around here.
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Sheldon.
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And thar she blows.
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Moby Dick.
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It's a book.
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Where the hell's
my travel mug?
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I think Georgie took it, dear.
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That son of a gun.
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Missy, your father's
gonna take you to school today.
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Thanks, Daddy. I hope
it's not too much trouble.
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No trouble at all,
my little angel.
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Why'd you say they're cranky?
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They're fine.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Okay, you can do this.
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Just tell him.
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Everything okay?
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Oh! What? Yes.
What are you doing there?
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I came for the stapler
but stayed for the show.
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Oh. Well, I was just going in
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to talk to Pastor Jeff. Hmm.
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Then go.
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I'm going.
Do it.
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I'm doing it.
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See?
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Very convincing.
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Come in.
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What's up?
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I was hoping to get
your take on something.
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Of course.
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Um...
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This isn't really about me,
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but I recently met a young woman
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who got pregnant, um...
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out of wedlock.
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I see.
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Is the young man in the picture?
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He is.
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Well, as long as
they tie the knot
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before the bambino pops out,
the big guy looks the other way.
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Right, right.
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But the woman isn't
so keen on...
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knots or tying them.
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Then I'm afraid
she and that poor baby
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are in for a difficult time.
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I know. Um...
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What about the parents
of the young couple?
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Well, they certainly
didn't raise these kids
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with the right values.
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I only get them one day a week.
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The rest of it's on Mom and Dad.
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Right. Right.
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Um...
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Oh. But, um...
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what if the boy's parents
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did want to do the right thing?
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I don't see
how it's their fault.
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Well, didn't the boy
still have premarital sex
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which led to pregnancy?
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Yes.
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You have to ask,
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where were his parents?
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Mm-hmm.
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These are all good questions.
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Okay, let's take a look
at the board now, Judy, Lisa,
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and see what subjects
we're dealing with
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in this match of Tic-Tac-Dough.
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Famous Blondes,
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Trivia Dare, Explorers...
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...Colors, Geology,
Top Ten, Movies...
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I'll be right back, Wink.
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What?
We know what's going on at home.
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And we need to talk.
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I'm in the middle
of something important.
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So are we.
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Um, may I please come in?
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...thousand eight hundred...
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What's up?
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Why won't Mom and Dad
tell us what's going on?
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Well, there might be
several reasons for that,
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but right off the top
of my head, I'd say
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none of your damn business.
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Mom's having a baby,
and that's none of our business?
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Is that
what you think's going on?
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Isn't it?
No.
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Then what's going on?
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None of your damn business.
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We need to talk.
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Kind of busy.
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This is important.
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I was talking
to Pastor Jeff
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about our...
little situation.
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Why would you tell him?
He doesn't know
it's Georgie.
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But people are gonna
find out eventually,
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and they're gonna
judge all of us.
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Who cares what people think?
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I care. We live in this town.
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I work at the church.
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Hello?
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Heads up.
The twins were just here,
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and they were asking
a bunch of questions.
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You didn't tell them, did you?
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No, but they know
there's a baby in the mix.
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Actually,
they thought you were having it.
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Oh, Lord.
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Yeah. Anyway, they're gonna be
there any minute.
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Have fun.
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What now?
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We're home.
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And we want answers.
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That.
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In here.
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We want to know
what's going on.
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And we know it has something
to do with a baby.
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And we know it's not yours.
So whose is it?
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This is a private matter,
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and it does not concern you.
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It's Georgie.
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You don't know that.
It all makes sense.
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You were talking with him
in the garage the other night.
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And word on the street is
he's sexually active.
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Ew.
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So, who's preggers?
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Yes, who?
All right.
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Family meeting now.
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I'll leave you to it.
George!
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Fudge.
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Okay, yes, your...
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Your brother's
gonna have a baby.
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With whom?
Her name is Mandy.
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Ooh, she's the one
that's older than him.
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How much older?
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That's not important.
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That means a lot.
Thank you.
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Do I really need
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to be here for this?
Yes.
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Double fudge.
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Are they getting married?
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We don't know,
but probably. Mary.
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It would be better for them
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and better for the baby.
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And better for you so
your church friends
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don't get bent
out of shape.
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We'll talk
about this later.
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Ooh, a subcommittee
just formed. Exciting.
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The important thing is,
is that you both
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need to keep this quiet.
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This is family business.
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I have to keep a secret?
I'm not good at those.
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It's not a secret.
No one's gonna ask you about it.
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It's just a thing
you don't need to bring up.
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But what if I do?
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What if you don't?
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But now it's all
I can think about.
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What if my mouth loses control?
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You're good
at keeping promises, right?
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Very.
Great.
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Then promise
you won't tell anybody.
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That's an interesting
work-around. However...
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You're not telling anyone. Fine.
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I'm gonna be an aunt.
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That's so weird.
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Not as weird as
Uncle Sheldon.
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Yeah, well,
we're gonna be grandparents.
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And Meemaw's gonna be
a great-grandmother.
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That sounds so old.
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Please tell her that.
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Good night, Wade.
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It ain't good.
I lost all my money.
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Well, good for me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Mandy. It's me again.
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Just wanted to see
how you were doing.
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If there's anything
you need, I'm around.
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Please call me back.
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She ducking your calls?
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Seems like it.
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Well, you understand why she
might not want to talk to you.
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Yes, I know.
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I'm trying to make up for it.
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This might be
one of those things
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you just can't make up for.
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Ain't fair.
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You better do
some growing up fast,
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'cause "fair" left the building
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the second
you yanked your pants down.
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Thanks for making me feel worse.
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Anytime.
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What is the angular momentum
of the neutron and the proton
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inside deuterium?
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No one? Really?
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Sheldon?
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Yes?
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What is the angular momentum
of the neutron and the proton
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inside deuterium?
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Oh, um, "L" equals zero.
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Close. You're missing
the four percent admixture
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of "L" equals two.
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Sorry. I'm a little distracted.
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It happens. Anyway...
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Normally,
I would have gotten that right.
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I have no doubt. Anyway...
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There are just some things
going on at home,
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and I'm not allowed to talk
about it.
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And we don't want
to hear about it.
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I can tell you no one's sick
in case you're concerned.
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Anyone concerned?
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Show of hands.
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No? Moving on.
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That's why
I got the answer wrong.
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Son, it's just a mistake.
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Everyone makes them.
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Like my brother Georgie did
when he got that girl pregnant.
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Don't say it.
Don't say it. Don't say it.
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What?
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I need to use the restroom.
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This is college. Just go.
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You, red shirt. Lock the door.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, hi.
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Just thought I'd show you
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how to do it on the first try.
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You all right?
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Um... Yeah.
266
00:09:54,976 --> 00:09:58,897
Just, you know, life. Mm.
267
00:09:58,897 --> 00:10:00,523
I've heard that can be rough.
268
00:10:00,523 --> 00:10:01,733
Mm.
269
00:10:02,692 --> 00:10:05,320
Well,
if you ever want to talk or...
270
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,906
grab a smoke,
271
00:10:07,906 --> 00:10:09,532
I'm around.
272
00:10:09,532 --> 00:10:11,242
I'm good, thanks.
273
00:10:11,242 --> 00:10:14,120
Although, um...
274
00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:18,041
A cigarette doesn't sound bad.
275
00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:19,542
I was hoping
someone would help me
276
00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:20,919
get to the end of this pack.
277
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:23,004
Then we're quitting. Absolutely.
278
00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:24,756
It's a disgusting habit. Filthy.
279
00:10:27,884 --> 00:10:31,054
You are never gonna
believe what I just heard.
280
00:10:31,054 --> 00:10:32,055
Try me.
281
00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:33,681
Roy and the boosters
282
00:10:33,681 --> 00:10:35,433
were wining and dining
that coach from Carthage.
283
00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:39,771
I don't even care anymore.
He can have my job.
284
00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:42,398
Well, if you don't care,
why can't I have it?
285
00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:44,108
Fine, take it.
286
00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:46,736
Are you okay?
287
00:10:46,736 --> 00:10:48,196
Oh, jim-dandy.
288
00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:49,322
Is this one of those times
where you say
289
00:10:49,322 --> 00:10:50,698
you don't want to talk about it,
290
00:10:50,698 --> 00:10:51,825
and then you make me go
to the bar,
291
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:52,826
and then you talk about it?
292
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:53,910
No.
293
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,119
All right.
294
00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,413
I'm gonna tell you something.
295
00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,414
Lay it on me.
296
00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:00,208
This is serious.
297
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,626
You can't tell anyone.
298
00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,086
Okay.
299
00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,423
Georgie got a girl pregnant.
300
00:11:08,424 --> 00:11:09,676
Wow.
301
00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:10,844
Oh.
302
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,428
Congratulations?
303
00:11:12,428 --> 00:11:14,597
On having a dope for a son?
Thanks.
304
00:11:14,597 --> 00:11:16,224
Forgive me if I'm mistaken,
305
00:11:16,224 --> 00:11:18,268
but weren't you a similar kind
of dope with Mary?
306
00:11:18,268 --> 00:11:20,061
It's different.
307
00:11:20,061 --> 00:11:22,522
Georgie's, like,
11 years younger than this girl.
308
00:11:22,522 --> 00:11:24,691
That is different.
309
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,485
We're gonna need
a couple shots over here.
310
00:11:33,116 --> 00:11:35,785
Sorry again
for being distracted earlier.
311
00:11:35,785 --> 00:11:37,453
And I'm so sorry
you got locked out.
312
00:11:37,453 --> 00:11:39,497
I don't know how that happened.
313
00:11:41,457 --> 00:11:42,792
My brother got a girl pregnant.
314
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:43,960
My mom wanted me to promise
315
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,378
I wouldn't tell,
but I never did,
316
00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:46,671
so technically,
I'm not breaking my word.
317
00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:48,047
I don't care.
318
00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,674
Thank you. But it's a secret,
319
00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,050
so please don't tell anyone.
320
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,678
Don't you have somewhere to go?
No.
321
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,893
Can I tell you something
in confidence?
322
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,394
Of course.
323
00:12:01,394 --> 00:12:03,438
Um,
324
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:04,814
my son...
325
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,817
...got a girl pregnant.
326
00:12:07,817 --> 00:12:10,653
Whoa.
327
00:12:10,653 --> 00:12:12,906
Safe to assume this
was a surprise?
328
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,282
Oh, yeah.
329
00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:16,242
And safe to assume
it's not Sheldon?
330
00:12:17,493 --> 00:12:19,162
Also yes.
331
00:12:19,162 --> 00:12:20,914
Now my mom
wants them to get married,
332
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,832
but it doesn't sound
like the girl's willing.
333
00:12:22,832 --> 00:12:25,960
Why are you still talking to me?
You and I just click.
334
00:12:31,063 --> 00:12:32,606
So, how are you doing
with all this?
335
00:12:32,606 --> 00:12:33,732
Oh.
336
00:12:33,732 --> 00:12:35,692
Disappointed.
337
00:12:35,692 --> 00:12:37,944
Angry, upset, scared.
338
00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,905
So all the emotions. Got it.
339
00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,156
And I'm worried
340
00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:43,075
that if he doesn't marry
this girl,
341
00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:45,577
the congregation's
gonna turn on me.
342
00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:47,204
They might.
343
00:12:47,204 --> 00:12:49,748
But that's putting
man before God.
344
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:51,583
What do you mean?
Well, you're caring more
345
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,085
about what people think
than what God thinks.
346
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:55,253
I'm not caring more.
347
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:59,466
I just don't have to bump
into God at the grocery store.
348
00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:01,134
I don't think he does
his own shopping.
349
00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:04,721
Well, at this point,
it doesn't matter,
350
00:13:04,721 --> 00:13:06,932
because she doesn't want
to get married.
351
00:13:06,932 --> 00:13:08,976
Well, I can talk to her
if you want. Mm.
352
00:13:08,976 --> 00:13:10,686
I'm pretty good
with young people.
353
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,104
She's 29.
354
00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:15,941
Also pretty good
with people my own age.
355
00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:20,737
Let's say grace.
356
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:25,200
Bless us, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
357
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,952
and bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
358
00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:28,328
Amen.
359
00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:31,123
I told Dr. Linkletter
about Georgie.
360
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,625
Why'd y'all tell Sheldon?
361
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,169
They didn't. I figured it out.
362
00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:38,296
Great. Now everyone knows.
363
00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:39,631
Not everyone.
364
00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:41,383
Just us and Dr. Linkletter.
365
00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:42,634
So, that's it?
366
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:45,137
Nobody else said anything?
Mm.
367
00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:46,805
Good. 'Cause her parents
368
00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:48,306
still don't know,
and if this gets out,
369
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:49,891
she's gonna be more pissed
than ever.
370
00:13:49,891 --> 00:13:51,435
Everything's gonna be fine.
371
00:13:51,435 --> 00:13:52,978
Let's just eat.
372
00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:58,817
I kind of told Heather M.
at school.
373
00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:02,320
I told her to keep it a secret.
374
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,864
Did you keep it a secret?
375
00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:05,073
No.
376
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,742
Unbelievable.
377
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:11,747
Actually,
I told someone at church today.
378
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:13,749
And I might have told Wayne.
379
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,584
I can't believe y'all.
380
00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:19,171
I know. You'd expect it from me,
but from them, it's a shocker.
381
00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:21,131
I ain't hungry.
382
00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:30,474
So, if you haven't told
your parents yet,
383
00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:31,975
you might want to,
384
00:14:31,975 --> 00:14:35,103
'cause my family blabbed,
and it's out there.
385
00:14:36,396 --> 00:14:38,482
I know. I know you're angry.
386
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,150
I'm angry, too.
387
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,194
Please don't hang up.
388
00:14:46,198 --> 00:14:48,033
Come in.
389
00:14:50,869 --> 00:14:53,371
Hey.
Hey.
390
00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:55,624
Just wanted to say
I'm really sorry.
391
00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:57,584
Forget it.
392
00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:59,461
You have so much to
deal with right now,
393
00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:00,796
and I made it worse.
394
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:03,256
People are gonna find out eventually.
395
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,677
Do you think
you're gonna get married?
396
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:09,471
It ain't looking good.
397
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:11,431
Do you even want to?
398
00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:13,225
Well, I do like her.
399
00:15:13,225 --> 00:15:14,893
And I'm trying to do
the right thing.
400
00:15:14,893 --> 00:15:17,312
Whatever that is.
401
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,817
Can't believe you're
gonna be a dad.
402
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,443
Join the club.
403
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,778
Is it weird?
404
00:15:24,778 --> 00:15:27,239
M-More terrifying than weird.
405
00:15:27,239 --> 00:15:28,573
Yeah?
406
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,575
I don't know what I'm doing.
407
00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,410
What if I mess this kid up?
408
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,745
You won't.
409
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,956
You sure?
I'm a high school dropout
410
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,624
living out
in his parents' garage.
411
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,586
Mandy's right
to not want me around.
412
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,213
No, she's not.
413
00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:44,965
She'd be lucky to have you.
414
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,426
So will the baby.
415
00:15:48,426 --> 00:15:50,303
Don't make me cry more.
416
00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:52,597
Sorry.
417
00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:54,015
That's the last nice thing
418
00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:55,559
I'll ever say to you.
419
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,981
Hey, what did Wayne say
when you told him?
420
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,566
He loves babies, so he was all,
421
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:04,568
"It's a blessing."
Blah, blah, blah.
422
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,111
Well, he's not wrong.
423
00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:08,530
Why am I friends with him?
You should be.
424
00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:12,284
How'd Pastor Jeff take it?
425
00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:14,327
I didn't tell him.
I told Pastor Rob.
426
00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:15,495
Of course.
427
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:18,331
What's that mean?
Nothing.
428
00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:20,041
What?
429
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,794
Just seems like you talk
to Pastor Rob a lot.
430
00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:26,464
(scoffs, chuckles
Well, we work together.
431
00:16:26,464 --> 00:16:28,216
You talk to Wayne.
432
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:31,136
Sure.
And what did Pastor Rob say?
433
00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:32,679
Actually, it was helpful.
434
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,806
He pointed out
435
00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:38,059
that I was putting people
before God
436
00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:41,479
and that I shouldn't worry about
what the congregation thinks.
437
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:42,981
So, exactly what I said.
438
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:44,983
All you said was, "Who cares?"
439
00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:47,319
Next time, I'll stick God
in there so you pay attention.
440
00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:49,154
Hey.
441
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,072
Where were you?
442
00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:53,241
Talking to Georgie.
He okay?
443
00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,785
We laughed, we cried.
It was nice.
444
00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:24,814
♪ Which will you go for? ♪
445
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:28,484
♪ Which will you love? ♪
446
00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,779
Hey, Joan. It's Mary.
447
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:33,156
Just wanted to make sure
448
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:36,033
that you knew
Bible study was today?
449
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:37,994
Oh, no.
450
00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:40,121
I'm sorry to hear that.
451
00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:44,041
♪ Which will you answer? ♪
452
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,376
Susan. Mary Cooper.
453
00:17:45,376 --> 00:17:46,878
Just making sure
everything's okay
454
00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:48,588
since you're not at Bible study.
455
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,090
Oh.
456
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:54,385
♪ Which will you take for... ♪
457
00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,429
Of course. No problem.
458
00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,097
I understand.
459
00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,183
♪ One and all? ♪
460
00:18:00,183 --> 00:18:02,560
♪ And tell me now ♪
461
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:08,107
♪ Which will you love
the best? ♪
462
00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:19,827
Hey. It's Mary.
463
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,621
Do you have time to talk?
464
00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:23,780
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