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Previously on Shining Vale...
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I believe there are dark forces
in that house.
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- It's getting closer.
- Okay.
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Since when do you wear a cross?
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I'm allowed to have spirituality.
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- Didn't know you lost your job.
- Mom.
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- I think I need to go home.
- Unless you don't.
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I have to pee.
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Rosemary was like my muse.
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So now I just take a little vitamin C,
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and she practically writes it for me.
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How about if I write a different ending,
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only for one chapter,
where I get to go crazy?
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What happened to your back?
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You don't remember?
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I think the ghost fucked my husband.
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Ghosts do not enter
other people's bodies.
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But if this is a demon, you
need to take care of this now.
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I'm going to assume that she's a ghost.
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- What's that?
- That is a poisonous mushroom.
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Boring.
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♪ Soft as the voice ♪
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♪ Of an angel ♪
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♪ Breathing a lesson unheard ♪
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♪ Hope with a gentle persuasion ♪
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Not now, Roxy.
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Mama's in the fucking zone.
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♪ A comforting word ♪
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♪ Wait 'til the darkness is over ♪
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It's a good day to die. Ahh!
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♪ Hope for the sunshine ♪
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♪ Tomorrow ♪
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Ah!
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Yes!
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♪ The darkness is gone ♪
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♪ Whispering hope ♪
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♪ Oh, how welcome... ♪
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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♪ Making my heart ♪
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I'm done.
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I'm fucking done.
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♪ Rejoice ♪
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♪ Whispering hope ♪
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♪ Oh, how welcome thy voice ♪
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♪ Making my heart ♪
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♪ In its sorrow rejoice ♪
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What, did I suck?
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You did not.
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In fact, I think we have
our new choir captain.
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Cool.
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Jake.
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Jake!
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Wait. It's not over?
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No, not until you're dead.
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Morning, honey.
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I just hit the
nightmare level in my game.
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No one on the boards has even
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heard of the little girl in the mask.
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I'm in uncharted territory.
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That's exciting.
I also have some pretty big news...
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Do we have any milk?
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- Hey, Gaynor.
- What are you doing here?
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What do you mean, what am I doing here?
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We haven't seen you for, like, a month.
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I mean, give us a warning
so we can ease back into it.
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I fucking live here.
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I'm not gonna warn you
when I come downstairs.
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I'm gonna take down
that white spruce in the yard,
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carve it into, like, a little Roxy or...
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Pat. Whoa. What-what are you doing here?
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Oh, my God, Terry, you look
like an Amish serial killer.
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What? The beard? Yeah.
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It's the first time in, like, 30 years
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I haven't had to shave.
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Having a hard time coaxing out
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some of the mustache follicles.
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Well, how about coaxing out a shower?
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- We have therapy.
- What time is it?
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It's, uh, almost 8:00.
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- What day is it?
- It's Friday.
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Holy shit.
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Okay. Nobody make plans tomorrow.
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I know we haven't seen
each other in a while,
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so I thought we would go into the city,
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have lunch, and see a show.
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- No, I don't think...
- Yeah, hard pass.
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Nightmare level.
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I ask so fucking little of this family.
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Guys...
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I finished my book.
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And I know good writers
are not supposed to say this,
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but it's great.
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Oh, that is fantastic.
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All right, let-let's-let's do it.
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I got nothing but time.
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I haven't been to the city
since I retired.
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No. No.
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She can't just flap down
from her belfry after a month
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and expect us to drop everything.
I have plans, so...
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Gaynor joined the church choir.
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- Ass.
- Oh.
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Okay, so we will go to church
and hear you sing,
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and then we'll all go into the city.
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No, church is my thing.
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We're going to go out
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like a normal fucking family
and celebrate.
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We're gonna celebrate my book,
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your game, your singing,
and your dad's...
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got to shower.
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Seriously, Terry, it's bad.
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Okay.
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It's been a month. How are we?
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- Amazing.
- Hanging in there.
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I finished my book.
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Not to sound like an asshole,
but it's-it's great.
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I think they're gonna make it
the big summer release.
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Congratulations on your book.
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Thank you. Yeah, and the best part is,
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is I finished it clean.
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No alcohol, no Clonazepam, no Rosemary.
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Clonazepam is a very potent narcotic.
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You can't just start and stop
a drug like that.
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Yeah, well, I was blacking out
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and fucking seeing dead
grocery boys in my tiki bar,
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so trust me,
I am not starting that again.
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I do trust you, uh, but just in case,
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I'm gonna flag your name
at every pharmacy
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in the U.S. and Canada.
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So, Terry, how are you?
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And how have you been keeping
yourself busy since you quit your job?
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Mm, this and that.
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Staying active.
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Show him your dolls, honey.
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They're not dolls.
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It's just these little figurines.
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Do you-do you have them here?
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Yeah.
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May I?
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Fine.
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This is just the case.
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And who is this little fella?
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Oh, that's-that's me.
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You think the small stature
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might represent you feeling less than?
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No, I think it represents
I ran out of wood.
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Your whole marriage,
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you've been supporting your family.
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Now Pat's taken over that role.
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How does that make you feel?
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I feel fine.
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Just... give me my dolls back.
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Sometimes when a man loses a job,
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he can lose his sense of purpose,
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which can lead to depression.
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Yeah, well, Phelps don't get depressed.
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Have him write you a prescription.
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We can join the family plan.
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No thanks, sweetheart.
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I'm gonna handle this on my own.
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Really? 'Cause you jumped on board
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pretty quick
when it was my prescription.
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Terry, if you want
to try working through this
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on your own first, let's give it a shot.
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- Un-fucking-believable.
- Mm-hmm.
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A man gets depressed, and he
gets to work through it.
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A woman has an emotion,
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and she's treated like a mental patient.
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That's why my book is so relevant.
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It's-it's a women's empowerment story
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that you can read on the beach.
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I was thinking about
having a-a Georgia O'Keeffe
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vagina flower on the cover.
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'Cause it's-it's smutty, yet classy.
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It's-it's not good.
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Well, the cover idea
is just a placeholder.
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- It's not like...
- Yeah, no,
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the vagina flower's a home run.
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It's your book.
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I'm so sorry.
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Give-give me a note. Give me something.
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I... be specific. I can take it.
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Okay. Well, uh, the tone shifts
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dramatically a third of the way through.
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It's meandering, pedantic,
out of touch, and needy.
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Oh, and you misspelled
"their" on page 214.
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Well, fuck you, Kam. How 'bout that?
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It was great, and then
you killed your main character
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on page 81.
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Rosemary is not the main character.
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She's the manifestation
of Cressida's depression.
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She's a literary device.
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Well, her story is the one
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that everyone in my office
fell in love with,
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so I suggest you bring her back.
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I can't. Okay, she's gone.
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Read it again. It-it is...
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It's the perfect summer book.
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Actually, and you know
I hate political BS,
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but the powers that be are
looking at a fresher voice
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for the summer push.
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We're circling Claire Vanderbilt.
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Oh, my... Claire Vanderbilt?
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That fucking YA bitchling?
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I agree with you.
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She's not half the writer that you are,
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but she is half the age,
and that's what sells.
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Do you think I'm done as a writer, Kam?
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Holy fuck.
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Okay, Kam, please,
let me turn this around.
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Give me two weeks. Believe it or not,
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I am the rock in my family right now.
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Gaynor, she-she's turned churchy,
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Jake is into some nightmare gaming,
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and Terry is making fucking dolls.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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I will see what I can do, okay?
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Shit, I'm sorry. I have to take this.
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Yeah, put her through.
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Claire!
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Oh, my God, I was just talking
about you with Pat Phelps.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, the author.
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No, she's very much alive.
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Okay. Come on, Pat.
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You did this once, you can do it again.
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Oh, fuck. Help me.
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Damn it. Come on!
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Who you talking to?
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I'm-I'm just working. I'm...
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Kam found a typo, so I'm just...
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Mm. By the way,
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I'm not depressed.
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You know, I-I think my job
just provided me
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with a certain routine.
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I just kind of got to get used
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to the lack of structure, you know,
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find a project or something,
but I'm not depressed.
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Yeah.
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You want to put on pants?
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Mm, suppose I should.
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- Suppose I should.
- Yeah.
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♪ Ave ♪
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♪ Maria ♪
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♪ Gratia plena ♪
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♪ Maria ♪
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♪ Gratia plena ♪
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♪ Maria ♪
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♪ Gratia plena ♪
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♪ Ave ♪
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♪ Ave Dominus ♪
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Ouch!
- Peace be with you.
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Oh, come on.
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- Amen.
- Really?
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♪ Benedicta ♪
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♪ Tu in mulieribus ♪
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♪ Benedictus ♪
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♪ Benedictus fructus ♪
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♪ Fructus ventris ♪
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...
266
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a lot.
267
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Uh, I-I have a church-related question.
268
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I, um... I've had some creative success
269
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with what was probably
a drug-induced hallucination,
270
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but may have been from a demon.
271
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Now, I assume that the Catholic
church is anti-demon,
272
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but is there any wiggle room?
273
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I mean, if it's for a good cause?
274
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Father?
275
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Father?
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Take the drugs.
277
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Fuck!
278
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Ah, fuck.
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Pat, wait.
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- Hello.
- Jesus!
281
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We need to talk.
282
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I know. I'm sorry,
283
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I shouldn't have said "fuck" in church.
284
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It's just that I haven't slept
in a month,
285
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and I had a weird-ass dream.
286
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It's about the fence
between our properties.
287
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It's falling down, and I'm
afraid someone could get hurt.
288
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Oh, okay. It's just a broken fence.
289
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It's not a abandoned mine shaft.
290
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- We'll just be careful.
- It's a hazard and an eyesore.
291
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I don't have the money right now.
292
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I'll do it.
293
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I'll build your fence.
294
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What?
295
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I got nothing but time on my hands.
296
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And I've literally been
honing my woodworking skills,
297
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so yeah, I'll take the job.
298
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I thought you sold insurance.
299
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Uh, insurance-backed securities.
300
00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:18,809
Well, not anymore. My boss...
301
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The point is I'm gonna build you
302
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the best fucking fence you've ever seen.
303
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Okay? Nice.
304
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- Great job honey.
- Oh, shit.
305
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Gaynor, I'm-I'm sorry about the "fuck."
306
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Oh, it's okay.
I'm turning the other cheek.
307
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Thank you for loaning her
to us this past month.
308
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Aw, we could not be happier
309
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with how involved she's getting
with the church.
310
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So you must be thrilled
she's getting baptized.
311
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Mm. Sure am.
312
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You are not getting fucking baptized.
313
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It's not an abortion, mom.
I don't need your permission.
314
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The girl is back. Move.
315
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Gaynor, listen,
sweetheart, I know all about
316
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trying to piss off
your parents, trust me.
317
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I was an expert at it,
318
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but I've got a lot going on right now.
319
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Do you ever think maybe
this isn't about you?
320
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Of course it's about me.
I'm your mother.
321
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Well, Mrs. He is gonna be my godmother.
322
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Oh, okay. So that makes your boyfriend
323
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your god-brother.
324
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Have fun telling Jesus about that.
325
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Terry, would you please
help me out with this?
326
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- Terry!
- Huh?
327
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I think I may have oversold
my ability to build a fence.
328
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Do not make a mistake here.
329
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Good Lord.
330
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_
331
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Hack.
332
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Oh fuck it.
333
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,675
It's Pat. I need drugs.
334
00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:46,114
I just need a couple
to help me finish my book.
335
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I finished my book on Adderall.
336
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It turned out excellent,
337
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which you would know
if you ever read it.
338
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It's 700 pages. I skimmed it.
339
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And FYI, no good writer ever
says that about their own book.
340
00:14:58,387 --> 00:15:02,347
Okay. Where are the pams?
341
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Diazepam. Lorazepam.
Where are you Clonazo...
342
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Oh! Here you go.
343
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Expired six years ago.
344
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Well, just double up.
345
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Sure you don't want a pick-me-up?
346
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You-you look exhausted.
347
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,104
What do you got?
348
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These and these and...
349
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:25,196
Oh, this reminds me of making
your lunch when you were eight.
350
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Except for you never made my lunch ever.
351
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:30,985
Well, you were so fussy.
352
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You were always too thin. You still are.
353
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- Aw, thanks, Mommy.
- Mm-hmm.
354
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Wh-what are these? What do these do?
355
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Those are the lithium
356
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they forced on me
357
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when you had me committed...
358
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- Right.
- ...against my will.
359
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Okay, I got to go. Bye.
360
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Bye. Thanks for the drugs.
361
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Mm-hmm.
362
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And, Mom, the voices that you heard,
363
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did you ever get the sense
that there was someone
364
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behind them trying to reach you?
365
00:16:04,235 --> 00:16:06,498
Like, I don't know, a-a bad person
366
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or even a demon?
367
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Darling...
368
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the demon was schizophrenia,
369
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but after years of therapy and pills
370
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and a small Midwestern city's
worth of electricity shot
371
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through my frontal lobe,
the voices went away.
372
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They disappeared...
373
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along with my ability
to have a proper orgasm,
374
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even by myself.
375
00:16:30,696 --> 00:16:32,394
- Oof.
- They did that
376
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,918
at the hospital where you put me away.
377
00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:36,746
- Right.
- When you had me committed...
378
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- I remember.
- ...against my will.
379
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Bye.
380
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Ring once when you get home
381
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so I know you made it safe.
382
00:16:47,496 --> 00:16:48,845
Oh, crap.
383
00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:01,075
Hey, Kathryn.
384
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:03,077
I'm sorry.
385
00:17:03,207 --> 00:17:05,340
It's just the beard
caught me by surprise.
386
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,211
Oh, you don't like it?
387
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,345
I love it, and I look forward
to reading your manifesto.
388
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,585
Dude, what happened at the winery?
389
00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:15,785
You went to the bathroom,
like, a month ago.
390
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:18,701
Yeah, I just... I got
a little turned around.
391
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:23,358
Listen, I was on the verge of
doing something really stupid.
392
00:17:23,488 --> 00:17:26,013
Yeah, so you jumped
out of a bathroom window.
393
00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:27,525
I get it. It's cool.
394
00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:31,235
Um, listen, I am calling because
I have some work gossip.
395
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:32,541
Yeah?
396
00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:34,238
Thom got Me Too'ed.
397
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Shut up.
398
00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:37,154
I will not.
399
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:38,610
Huh. I wonder who'll take his place.
400
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,114
If they ask me, it's gonna cost them.
401
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:43,117
Yeah, I think after "suck a hot dick"
402
00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:45,249
quitting went viral, you're safe.
403
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,816
Ha.
404
00:17:46,947 --> 00:17:48,141
Wait, what are you talking about?
405
00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,037
Oh, my God. I thought you knew.
406
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,301
Someone filmed you quitting
and then posted it.
407
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:54,868
My mom actually sent me the link
408
00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:56,695
and she didn't even know I worked there.
409
00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:59,263
I'm-I'm so sorry.
410
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:00,917
No, no, no, no. It's... it's...
411
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:02,788
Come on. It's fine.
412
00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:05,182
I don't care. I'm-I'm out here.
413
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:07,097
I'm-I'm doing a little bit of woodwork.
414
00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:08,664
- Oh, God!
- Oh, shit!
415
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:09,839
Are you okay? Oh, my God.
416
00:18:09,926 --> 00:18:11,362
Yeah. Yeah.
417
00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:12,687
I just gotta uh, build
a little tourniquet here.
418
00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:13,711
I'll call you back.
419
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:15,758
Fuck!
420
00:18:19,805 --> 00:18:22,907
Don't judge me. It's not a big deal.
421
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:25,437
She's a part of my creative process.
422
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:29,119
I just have to take a couple of
expired benzos to access her.
423
00:18:32,122 --> 00:18:34,211
Can anything be fucking easy?
424
00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:50,488
Rosemary?
425
00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:06,611
Whatever's plaguing your mother
426
00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:09,159
will eventually come after you.
427
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,249
Baptism offers protection.
428
00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:13,859
What the fuck is going on?
429
00:19:13,884 --> 00:19:15,736
I'm in. I'll see you tomorrow.
430
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:19,517
Oh, it's so cold.
431
00:19:21,563 --> 00:19:23,347
It's so cruel.
432
00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:26,263
Oh, boy. What now?
433
00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:28,564
You've let in the beast.
434
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,892
Hey, you want to meet her?
435
00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:35,969
Okay, here's the deal.
436
00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:38,275
I'm at a critical juncture in my life,
437
00:19:38,406 --> 00:19:41,235
and I need to talk to her,
and I don't want to take drugs
438
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:42,976
because then I lose control.
439
00:19:43,106 --> 00:19:45,369
So is there any way
you could reach out to her?
440
00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:46,936
You want me to summon a demon?
441
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,297
That would be fantastic.
442
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,896
Absolutely not.
443
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:52,811
Uh, you-you can't or you won't?
444
00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:53,853
I won't.
445
00:19:53,878 --> 00:19:55,968
I could be putting both
of our souls in jeopardy.
446
00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:57,555
Could, could be.
447
00:19:57,686 --> 00:19:59,688
Wait. If you help me,
448
00:19:59,818 --> 00:20:01,603
I won't go to Gaynor's baptism.
449
00:20:02,883 --> 00:20:04,805
I'll need paper and a pencil.
450
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,783
Bless this endeavor, Lord.
451
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:10,361
Protect us from this evil influence.
452
00:20:12,222 --> 00:20:16,400
Rosemary? Rosemary!
453
00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:25,845
What's happening, Valerie?
What's happening?
454
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:30,762
Um, "This nar..."
455
00:20:30,849 --> 00:20:32,242
"Five he's whore"?
456
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,269
I can't read your fucking writing.
457
00:20:34,294 --> 00:20:36,220
It says, "She's here."
458
00:20:37,117 --> 00:20:38,939
Hello, Patricia.
459
00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:41,599
I see you have someone else
460
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,210
doing your writing for you again.
461
00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:44,828
It's pretty funny for a demon.
462
00:20:44,853 --> 00:20:47,407
Oh, forevermore, why am I a demon?
463
00:20:47,432 --> 00:20:49,390
Because I'm a strong woman?
464
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,915
Because I know what I want
and I speak my mind?
465
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,526
Because you wore my body
like a meat suit
466
00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:57,006
and fucked my husband.
467
00:20:57,337 --> 00:21:00,009
I helped you write
a humdinger of a chapter.
468
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:01,334
And then I just had a little bit of fun.
469
00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:03,099
And then I moved on.
470
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:06,320
So why is it that you're using this
crazed stenographer to bring me back?
471
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,583
Because I need your help
to finish my book.
472
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:11,810
- What's in it for me?
- The same deal.
473
00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:14,688
You get to write yourself
a more satisfying life.
474
00:21:14,713 --> 00:21:17,568
Except for this time without
having sex with my husband.
475
00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:20,856
No, thank you. Bye, Patricia.
476
00:21:20,986 --> 00:21:23,598
Okay, fine. You can sleep with Terry.
477
00:21:23,623 --> 00:21:24,972
Good luck getting past the beard.
478
00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:28,820
It's not enough.
I want to come inside you.
479
00:21:28,845 --> 00:21:31,154
I don't think that means
what you think it means.
480
00:21:31,179 --> 00:21:34,435
I don't just want the dribs
and the drabs of your life.
481
00:21:34,522 --> 00:21:37,699
I want to feel it all.
482
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:40,789
Wait, do you mean
you want to possess me?
483
00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:44,009
What an imagination you have.
484
00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:46,490
Let's use that to finish
your book, shall we?
485
00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:50,103
Now come on, take the pills
and I'll come inside you.
486
00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,409
Okay, I beg you
to find a different phrase.
487
00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:00,439
Patricia, it's your choice.
488
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:04,943
You can either be the rock
489
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,790
or you can be the burden.
490
00:22:08,469 --> 00:22:10,340
Okay, Rosemary.
491
00:22:10,471 --> 00:22:12,271
But swear you'll leave
when this book is done.
492
00:22:14,518 --> 00:22:15,693
Be gone!
493
00:22:21,898 --> 00:22:22,942
Shit.
494
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,939
You couldn't have waited
one more second?
495
00:22:24,963 --> 00:22:27,705
Rosemary's not her name.
496
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:30,859
Stay away. This house is cursed.
497
00:22:55,516 --> 00:22:57,039
Hey, Dad. Can I grab my charger?
498
00:22:58,301 --> 00:22:59,781
Come here for a minute first.
499
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:24,109
How you doing, pal?
500
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:27,852
You having fun?
501
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,332
Dad.
502
00:23:29,463 --> 00:23:31,639
I'm so close.
503
00:23:31,769 --> 00:23:35,295
MUFFMANGLER2010 thinks
that the masked girl I found
504
00:23:35,425 --> 00:23:39,690
is some sort of secret NPC,
but SEXBOT69 thinks that she...
505
00:23:39,821 --> 00:23:42,302
The charger's on the dresser
over there, sport.
506
00:23:42,432 --> 00:23:43,432
All right.
507
00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:48,590
Hi, sweetie.
508
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:51,267
Hey.
509
00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:54,302
I think I am depressed.
510
00:23:54,836 --> 00:23:56,214
Welcome to the club.
511
00:23:56,239 --> 00:23:59,057
I don't know how you do it, honestly.
512
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,708
I know, right? It's fucking exhausting.
513
00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,454
What happened to your hand?
514
00:24:04,585 --> 00:24:08,023
I almost cut it off
with a 12-inch table saw.
515
00:24:09,807 --> 00:24:11,418
You should go back to work.
516
00:24:11,548 --> 00:24:13,439
I don't know if that's
gonna be much of an option
517
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:14,812
now that this has gone viral.
518
00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:21,210
I quit.
519
00:24:21,297 --> 00:24:22,472
I feel somewhat responsible.
520
00:24:22,603 --> 00:24:23,778
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
521
00:24:23,908 --> 00:24:28,173
Hmm. Well, don't worry about it.
522
00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:30,061
It's gonna be fine.
I'll figure something out.
523
00:24:31,307 --> 00:24:33,178
Besides, we always got your book.
524
00:24:33,414 --> 00:24:34,633
Yup.
525
00:24:34,658 --> 00:24:36,617
I feel so stupid.
526
00:24:36,747 --> 00:24:38,749
I feel as bad about not
being able to build a fence
527
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,230
as I do about leaving my job.
528
00:24:41,317 --> 00:24:43,363
I think Dr. Berg was right.
529
00:24:43,493 --> 00:24:46,279
I might be losing my purpose.
530
00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:52,154
Terry, you can build that fence.
531
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,417
We're Phelps. We can do anything.
532
00:24:54,548 --> 00:24:56,332
It's actually surprisingly technical
533
00:24:56,419 --> 00:24:57,788
- even if you're off by...
- Holy shit, Terry. Come on.
534
00:24:57,812 --> 00:25:00,467
I would give fucking anything
to have to build a fence.
535
00:25:00,597 --> 00:25:03,034
I've got two weeks to do
a rewrite on my book
536
00:25:03,165 --> 00:25:04,949
or the whole thing just goes away.
537
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,690
I thought you said it was going great.
538
00:25:06,821 --> 00:25:11,478
It will, just I... I need help.
539
00:25:11,608 --> 00:25:12,783
Anything I can do?
540
00:25:16,744 --> 00:25:19,399
No.
541
00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:23,060
But whatever happens, I love you.
542
00:25:23,403 --> 00:25:25,872
I love you too.
543
00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:30,732
You want to fool around?
544
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:32,759
I don't think so.
545
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,460
_
546
00:25:43,423 --> 00:25:45,033
Is your mother coming?
547
00:25:46,164 --> 00:25:48,471
God or regular?
548
00:25:49,777 --> 00:25:51,735
Either.
549
00:25:54,695 --> 00:25:59,013
Guess not. Let's do this thing.
550
00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:18,695
In the name of the Father...
551
00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:24,159
All right, all right, all right.
552
00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:29,947
Hey, Phelps fencing. We've got wood.
553
00:26:30,078 --> 00:26:31,558
They just offered me Thom's job.
554
00:26:31,688 --> 00:26:32,883
If I take it, will you come back?
555
00:26:32,907 --> 00:26:35,170
Yup. When do we start?
556
00:26:39,217 --> 00:26:41,437
And the Son...
557
00:26:42,525 --> 00:26:44,222
Objective reached. Level completed.
558
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,333
Yes! Suck it, doubters!
559
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:49,365
Now is the game over?
560
00:26:49,489 --> 00:26:51,099
What game?
561
00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:53,544
Aren't you an NPC?
562
00:26:53,674 --> 00:26:55,676
I'm Daisy. I used to live here.
563
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:07,530
Oh, shit.
564
00:27:10,031 --> 00:27:11,424
And the Holy Ghost.
565
00:27:13,295 --> 00:27:14,888
Fuck it.
566
00:27:20,179 --> 00:27:23,139
Okay, Rosemary, come inside me.
567
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:28,150
Uh-oh.
568
00:27:31,155 --> 00:27:33,897
Let the spirit enter and guide you.
569
00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:45,101
You're saved.
570
00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:47,460
Sweet.
571
00:27:57,992 --> 00:28:00,081
This is for you, Patricia.
572
00:28:12,694 --> 00:28:14,391
Oh!
573
00:28:17,402 --> 00:28:19,927
Oh, my God! Pat!
574
00:28:20,057 --> 00:28:21,842
Pat, our neighbor's on the fence!
575
00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:28,154
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