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This is the way it began that extraordinary night.
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The night he came.
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I'm gonna be in the garage,
calling Bochev.
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Me too!
Who's Bochev?
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Bochev is my friend
in Yugoslavia.
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Dad, can I look
through the telescope?
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Of course, my son,
enjoy the cosmos.
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Dad, can I talk to Natalie,
after you're through?
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Sure.
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I wanna tell her
about my new boyfriend.
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New boyfriend?
What's his name?
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- Lash.
- "Lash?"
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That's not his real name, is it?
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You don't approve, do you?
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I don't even know...Lash.
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This is K-7-2-6-X-A-A,
Los Angeles calling Belgrade.
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- How are you guys doing?
- Fine, dad hates Lash.
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And I'm looking for Venus.
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Did you find it?
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No, but the neighbors are
watching "Body Heat" again.
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Brian.
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Stop spying on people.
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- Just get ready for bed.
- I'm hungry.
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Well, that's because you didn't
eat your mash potatoes.
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I don't like mash potatoes.
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Come on.
Did anyone feed the cat?
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- 'Oh, I'll feed him.'
- Feed him my mash potatoes.
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Lucky eats cat food.
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Now, I know
why we named him Lucky.
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Can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Sure.
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- Oh!
- Hoo!
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- Darn!
- You alright?
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Yeah, I guess the CB
must've crossed circuits
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with the short wave.
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You know, it's not easy
being a 16-year-old.
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I know, I'm immature
sometimes..
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- You know, you put so much--
- I was talking about Lynn.
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Lynn! Right.
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Was there a problem there?
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She thinks
you hate her boyfriend.
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Such-such a bright girl.
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I-I'll talk to her.
Right away.
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We will get this thing
straightened out.
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Let me just, let me just
shut this thing off.
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What's that noise?
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Oh, my gosh.
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It's the infrared radio band.
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I've locked into
something in space
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a pulsar or a, or a satellite.
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Hello? Hello? This is
K-7-2-6-X-A-A. Can you read me?
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They're answering, but I don't
recognize the language.
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Why don't you
just shut it off?
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I, I can't.
I, I can't control it.
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It's locked in on a signal.
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Willie, Willie, what's that?
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Oh, my gosh!
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It can't be.
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The lights! What happened
to the lights?
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Daddy, daddy,
what's that thing in the sky?
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- What's going on?
- It's closing in fast.
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I think maybe we better..
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We...we have a visitor.
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- Here he comes! Here he comes!
- Brian, stay with me.
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Oh, my gosh!
It's hairy!
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- Let's put it over here.
- Not on the couch!
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Lynn, clear off
the coffee table.
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- Quick! It's heavy.
- Heavy and hairy!
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I can't believe it.
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What do you think it is?
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A real alien.
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Willie..
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Willie, what is it?
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I don't know.
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Brian's right. It's an ALF.
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- What?
- An ALF.
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An A-L-F. That's short
for "Alien life form."
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- Can ALF stay in my room?
- No!
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No, this thing is
not staying in anyone's..
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It's not staying!
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Why not? E.T. got to stay.
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E.T. was a movie.
This is real.
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This is on our coffee table.
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This is incredible.
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Truly amazing.
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After all those
years of wondering
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and hoping
that it might be possible
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to contact alien life
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to have this happen,
it's a miracle.
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It's the fulfillment
of a lifelong dream.
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- We've got to get rid of it.
- Absolutely.
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We don't know
anything about it.
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It could be dangerous.
It could be diseased.
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It could be hostile
or have hostile friends
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'or acquaintances.
It could be anything.'
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'You mother's right. We'd better
report it to the authorities.'
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But what if the authorities
do something to it?
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Yeah, what if they
poke needles in it?
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No, they wouldn't
poke needles in it.
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Would they, Willie?
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Well, they could.
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I don't think they would
but they could.
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And...they might.
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I know this's very exciting,
but I don't see any alternative.
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We've got to report this!
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What other choice
do we have?
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Argh! Ah, can I make
a suggestion?
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Yeah, sure, why not..
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Well, if it's not
too much trouble..
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...how about fixing
my spaceship?
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Hello! Read my lips.
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It talks.
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It's heavy, it's hairy
and it talks.
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Good, now,
how about fixing my spaceship
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so I can get my heavy,
hairy body out of here?
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Uh, I-I'm not sure
I can fix your spaceship.
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I mean, not tonight,
not-not in the dark.
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Yeah, you could use
a light in that driveway.
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You know, I've been meaning
the put one out there, but..
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You know how it is, you get busy
with one thing and another.
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- Willie!
- I'm sorry.
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- It just seems so human!
- Hey!
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There's no need
for name-calling.
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I don't think we should
get too friendly, Willie.
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She's right.
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Let's have a snack now.
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We'll get friendly later.
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Snack?
What-what kind of a snack?
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- You got a cat?
- You eat cats?
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- You can't eat Lucky.
- No, no cat eating.
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- Not in this house.
- Alright, alright.
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How about a cat-food can?
I could use the roughage.
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Can we give ALF a can, mom?
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- Please?
- Please?
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Alright.
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A dented one.
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Come on, ALF.
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We're going with you.
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Trusts me about
as far as she can throw me.
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That is amazing.
Isn't that amazing?
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Willie, will you come down
to Earth for a minute?
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An alien being has come
to live with us
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and eat our cans
and snack on our cat.
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'Yeah, this will do fine.'
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Alright. Alright.
Just give me one day, okay?
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If I can't get ALF going,
we'll tell somebody.
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Just one day.
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Okay.
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He's quick!
I'll give him that.
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Mm. Morning.
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Morning.
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- Willie!
- Willie!
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- What's going on out there?
- Nothin'. Just screaming.
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- Move out of the way.
- No problem.
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Let me put it this way, Willie.
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I don't think
this is going to work out.
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I'll take care of this.
Everything's fine.
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Everything's under control.
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Interesting concept.
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Please, come away
from there. Come, come on.
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Come on!
Over, over here by me.
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We've a little problem
we have to discuss.
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Yeah, Lynn and I got
to gabbing last night
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and she sort of feels..
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Boy, you're blind as a bat,
aren't you?
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Would you give those
to me, please?
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No problem.
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You must understand
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that Kate is very nervous
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about this whole thing.
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Absolutely. Who's Kate?
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- My wife.
- Oh, yeah. She snores.
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- She doesn't snore.
- You calling me a liar?
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You just keep
your distance, alright?
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- And try to be considerate.
- No problem.
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That is not considerate.
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That is...the opposite
of considerate.
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That is inconsiderate!
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Look, look,
let's just, uh..
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Let's just settle down here.
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Let's just take this
one step at a time.
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No, there's no need
for you to shave.
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- You look fine.
- I wanna do everything you do.
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You're my idol.
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I'm.. I'm going to
take a shower now.
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Count me in.
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I'd like to take it alone.
Thank you.
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Okay. Just don't use
all the hot water.
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- Do you mind?
- Never saw a thing.
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And stay away from the window.
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We've got a very nosy
neighbor, Mrs. Ochmonek.
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"Ochmonek."
Sounds like a typo.
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Just don't let her see you.
She might turn you in.
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Trevor, is there such
a thing as a cross
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between a kangaroo
and an aardvark?
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'Ah, stop putting
yourself down.'
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I'm not talking about me.
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I'm talking about
that thing staring at me
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'from that bathroom window.'
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'What?'
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- I don't see nothing.
- It was there a second ago.
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And I think it was shaving.
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Yeah, right,
and I'm Sean Penn.
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- Towel.
- You talking to me?
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Yeah, would you hand me
something to dry off with
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please?
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You got it.
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Will this do the trick?
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No problem.
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¶ Left a good job
in the city ¶
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¶ Workin' for the man
every night and day ¶
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¶ But I never lost
a minute of sleepin' ¶
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¶ Worryin' 'bout the way
things might have been ¶¶
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ALF, you want to hand me that--
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¶ Big wheel keep on turnin' ¶
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'ALF, you wanna toss me--'
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¶ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ¶¶
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- ALF!
- Yaow!
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Yeah, how you doing
up there, William?
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Frankly, I could use
a little help.
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I don't know much
about this thing.
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Me either. I just turn the key
and it goes.
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I'll get the wrench, dad.
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Hey, Lynn, you don't happen to
have a phone in here, do you?
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- No, why?
- K-L-V-Z, Bonus tune.
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Fifteenth caller
wins a new Porsche.
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Oh, wait, forget it.
Must be a licensed driver.
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- Wrench, please.
- I'm a licensed driver.
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Quick, what's the name
of the tune?
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Wrench, please.
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"Born In The USA."
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No wonder I didn't know it.
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I'll call.
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- 'Wrench!'
- What's the phone number?
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Area code, 3-1-1 5-5-5 9-8..
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Wr-r-rench!
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...4-5.
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- Sorry, dad.
- Thank you.
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ALF.. I think
you'd better try to make
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contact with your...people.
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I have tried.
I've tried again and again.
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It's-it's an exercise
in futility.
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Uh. Uh, let's face it.
I'm trapped here!
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I'll never see the-the
purple side of my planet again!
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Too dramatic?
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Oh, ALF.
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What are we gonna
do with you?
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I guess, you'll just
have to love me
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for as long as it lasts.
250
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We will.
251
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,021
¶ Big wheel keep on turnin' ¶
252
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,290
¶ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ¶
253
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,525
2-3-4
254
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,494
¶ Rollin' rollin' ¶
255
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,296
¶ Rollin' on the river.. ¶¶
256
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,998
Look, if you're not gonna help--
257
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,567
I'm out of here. Look, if you
need me, I'll be in the house.
258
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,470
- We won't need you.
- I'll still be in the house.
259
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,342
Yo! Lucky, my man.
260
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:42,247
¶ Before my song is done ¶
261
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,250
¶ And now my song is done ¶¶
262
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,352
Do you get "Sesame Street,"
where you live?
263
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,021
No. And, frankly,
I don't get it here either.
264
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:53,424
'If you said, "It was the cow,
riding on the subway."'
265
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,493
'You're absolutely right.'
266
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:59,330
Brilliant. This and the letter
"I," in one day.
267
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,165
I got to get
something to drink.
268
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,734
Me too.
269
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,273
Where are you two going?
270
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,041
We got to get
something to drink.
271
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,776
We're parched.
272
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,411
Okay, but..
273
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,214
...no soda pop, and nothing
to eat before dinner.
274
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,483
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.
275
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,419
Jeez, what's with the warden?
276
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,363
I said no soda pop.
277
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,232
It's not soda pop. It's beer.
278
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,467
You're about out of Coors.
279
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,404
What?
280
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,372
Give those to me!
281
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,608
Hey, careful.
His is still full.
282
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,147
Now you just listen to me, ALF.
283
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,950
I will not allow this
kind of behavior in my house.
284
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:55,820
This boy is only six years old,
he is not to drink beer
285
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,755
and you are not
to drink beer.
286
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,590
And I don't know
what it's like on Mork
287
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,592
or whatever planet
you come from but--
288
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,127
Melmac.
289
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,430
- What?
- Melmac.
290
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,565
That was the name
of my planet.
291
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,667
It's also
what it was made out of.
292
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,937
What do you mean, "was?"
293
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:17,108
Well, you see that's
the thing, Kate, uh...ma'am.
294
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,576
Melmac's history.
295
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,811
Wait a minute.
296
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,447
Um, are you trying
to tell me that..
297
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,649
...you can't go
back to Melmac?
298
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,417
It exploded.
299
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,422
This was my street.
300
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,426
Now, now, if Willie
fixes my ship
301
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,795
I suppose I could
start a new life
302
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:43,134
somewhere else, on some desolate
crater-filled asteroid.
303
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,771
Spend the rest of my life
fending off gamma rays.
304
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,773
No, ALF. No.
305
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,609
We want you to stay here
with us, don't we, mom?
306
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,644
Brian, please try
to understand.
307
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,080
Hey, the kid wants me
to stay.
308
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,518
- ALF, do you mind?
- Oh, yeah, no problem.
309
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,889
Honey, we can't
hide ALF forever
310
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,125
and I can't go on
like this.
311
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,493
Watching him every moment
312
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,895
wondering what he's going
to do next.
313
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,874
But he'll be good. He won't
break the rules anymore.
314
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,810
Will you, ALF?
315
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,445
Cross my heart!
316
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,383
How you doing, Lucky?
317
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,153
See? No problem.
318
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,892
Oh, no! Who could that be?
319
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,095
- I don't know.
- Don't answer it, mom, please.
320
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,198
'Brian, I, I am going
to answer the door.'
321
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,599
- No!
- Yes!
322
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,868
It's probably just Mrs. Ochmonek
but even if it's not--
323
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,171
- It's not!
- What?
324
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,872
It's not Mrs. Ochmonek
325
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,175
unless she's just
joined the army.
326
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,382
It is a military man.
327
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,717
What if he wants
to take ALF away?
328
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,219
I don't know, Brian.
329
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,455
But if that's why he's here for
and if I decide
330
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,722
that's the right thing to do
331
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,425
you'll just have
to understand, okay?
332
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,893
Yes, mom.
333
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,563
We gave at the office.
334
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,932
Shh!
ALF.
335
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,069
Did you fix the spaceship?
336
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,637
I'm sorry. I couldn't do it.
337
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,973
I just, I don't
have the right parts.
338
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,710
Ball's in your court.
339
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,718
- Mrs. Tanner?
- Yes.
340
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,088
I'm Darnell Valentine
with the Alien Task Force
341
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,490
stationed at Edwards.
342
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,259
- 'Mind if I come in?
- Yes, I do.
343
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,727
Fine with me.
344
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,929
Mrs. Tanner, we've received
an anonymous tip
345
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,765
that you might be harboring
a space creature.
346
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,635
- Uh, a space creature?
- Yes.
347
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,138
Hairy. About three feet tall.
348
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:04,809
Is, uh...is he considered
dangerous?
349
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,577
Hard to tell
until we get in the lab.
350
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,680
Uh-huh and, um,
what would you do with him
351
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,582
if you did get him,
you know, in the lab?
352
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,784
Oh, the usual battery of tests.
353
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,454
We'll see how he responds
to intense heat
354
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,624
freezing cold, high voltage
355
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:24,295
toxic substances, pain,
sleep deprivation
356
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,598
inoculation, that's needles
357
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,967
and of course,
dissection.
358
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,472
Why don't you just
pull it's toenails out?
359
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,007
You didn't let me finish.
360
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,946
Don't bother.
361
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,849
We are not harboring
any space creatures.
362
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,218
Fine. Thank you.
Have a nice day.
363
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,221
Uh, excuse me, sir,
could you, just tell us..
364
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,856
who gave you our name?
365
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,791
As I told Mrs. Tanner,
that information is
366
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,893
strictly Ochmonek,
uh, anonymous.
367
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,596
Goodbye.
368
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,503
- Thanks, mom.
- Thanks, mom.
369
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,139
Yeah, thanks..
370
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,307
...mom.
371
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,910
I love this woman.
372
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,801
Let see if I can get
this thing going.
373
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,770
Pull these here.
374
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,675
Melmac touch.
375
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,677
Hello!
376
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,213
Anybody there? Yo!
377
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,183
Calling anybody from
Melmac. Hello?
378
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,352
Skip? Larry?
379
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,054
Muffy? It's Gordon.
380
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,690
Look, I don't know,
if you can hear me
381
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:03,227
but I just wanted to
let you know, I'm okay.
382
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,230
I-I'm living with what
they call a family.
383
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,735
Yeah. They're-they're sort of
like a herd, only smaller.
384
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,903
Yeah, there's this
guy named, Willie
385
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,740
and he's got a good heart
and lots of smarts
386
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,908
for someone without fur.
387
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,810
'Then there's his wife, Kate.'
388
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,480
'Well, she pretends
she doesn't like me, but, uh..'
389
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,748
...she'll come around.
390
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,883
Yeah, oh, oh,
and hey, dig this
391
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,085
her hair is the
same color as mine.
392
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,421
Yeah, only hers is natural.
393
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,157
Haa! Haa! Ha! Yeah!
394
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,893
Yeah and they've got
these two terrific kids
395
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,429
who-who both idolize me.
396
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,765
So, so you know they're okay.
397
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,568
But, uh, I wanted to
tell you something.
398
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:48,072
I, uh, I really miss all of you.
399
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:52,109
And the thought of
never seeing you again..
400
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,912
...sort of breaks my heart.
401
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,748
'So, uh..'
402
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,117
...you know, if you could..
403
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,753
...try to get in touch with me..
404
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:07,158
...uh, or better yet, come by.
405
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,829
And, uh, I'll introduce you
to these lovely people.
406
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,767
And then we could eat their cat.
407
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:25,009
So, the droid says to the
cranble, "To tell you the truth
408
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,677
"I'd feel even better
if she lived
409
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,779
another six light years away."
410
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,452
Yeah. Yeah.
411
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,956
I...I think that
really was amusing
412
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,058
six, six light years away.
413
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,329
I guess you had to be there.
I was!
414
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,536
More mash potatoes, please.
415
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,505
Hey, lob 'em over here
when you're done with them.
416
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,074
I'm getting kinda
used to this mushy stuff.
417
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,845
I like mash potatoes
too now, mom.
418
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,114
He likes mash potatoes now too.
419
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,416
You know, I hate
to be a black cloud
420
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,351
but what are we gonna do
with ALF when Lynn has her
421
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,486
pajama party next week?
422
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,855
- Oh, that's right.
- Hey, no problem.
423
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,690
I wear a size five
424
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,392
but nothing with feet in it.
425
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,863
Oh, I've got a zillion of 'em.
426
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,498
Here's another one
you won't like.
427
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,068
Look, these two space travelers
are going through Andromeda, see
428
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,003
and they run into
a space patrol.
429
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,038
He was a rookie, now remember
this it's important for
430
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,441
the end of the story. Anyway,
while they're travelling..
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