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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:24,156 HEY, HEY, HEY, ANY OLD DUDES STILL ALIVE IN HERE? 2 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,991 I BOUGHT YOU SOME GROCERIES. 3 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:30,129 I KNOW I'M A LITTLE LATE, BUT I WAS UNDER REVIEW. 4 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:34,033 APPARENTLY, SOMEONE MADE A COMPLAINT. 5 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:37,702 SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THE GERM VISITS THE OLD DUDES. 6 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,471 YOU TWO OLD DUDES 7 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,641 WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU? 8 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,915 OH, COME ON, I KNOW YOU LOVE ME! 9 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:53,852 I'M DYING FOR A GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH. 10 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,156 SO, WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF ON OUR LAST VISIT? 11 00:00:57,191 --> 00:01:00,725 OPAL, I BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE JUST SITTING THERE. 12 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,929 GUY, YOU WERE DOING THE SAME. 13 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:12,371 O-OKAY, THAT STARTED BEFORE I GOT HERE. 14 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,578 HEY THERE. 15 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,613 HEY. 16 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:24,249 SO, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MORNING? 17 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,651 OH, I HAD SUCH A HECTIC MORNING. 18 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,520 I HAD TO GET MY NAILS DONE, 19 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,189 THEN I WENT TO YOGA, 20 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,492 THEN I GOT MY HAIR HIGHLIGHTED. 21 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,161 I JUST NEED AN HOUR FOR MYSELF. 22 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,167 YOU MUST BE ALL PAMPERED OUT. 23 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:45,604 BABY, ARE YOU STILL MEASURING? 24 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,650 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN I LEFT. 25 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:50,041 YES, BUT IT WAS TIME WELL-SPENT. 26 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,577 CHECK THIS OUT. 27 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,723 MOST PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU NEED 12 NAILS 28 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,347 PER SHEET OF DRYWALL, 29 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,782 BUT I FIGURED OUT HOW TO JUST USE 10. 30 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,685 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 31 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,221 WAIT A SECOND. 32 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,591 YOU SPENT THE ENTIRE MORNING FIGURING OUT 33 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,426 HOW TO SAVE TWO NAILS? 34 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,361 PER SHEET. 35 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:13,499 SIX SHEETS, WE'RE TALKING 12 NAILS. 36 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,068 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 37 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:21,473 TWO NAILS... PER SHEET! 38 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,142 I GUESS THAT'S FUNNY. 39 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,711 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 40 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,182 GOD, THIS HOUSE IS NEVER GONNA BE FINISHED! 41 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,883 I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME. 42 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:35,554 FOR TWO MONTHS, ALL YOU'VE DONE IS DESTROY WALLS. 43 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:40,125 GOD, THIS HOUSE IS STARTING TO GET REALLY OLD! 44 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,264 IT'S THAT YOU SAID THE HOUSE WAS STARTING TO GET OLD, 45 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,367 BUT IT ALREADY IS OLD BECAUSE THEY BUILT IT... 46 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,468 STOP. 47 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:54,105 BABY, PLEASE, I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE FINISHED. 48 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,841 ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY WHO COULD GIVE YOU A HAND? 49 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,344 NO! I TAKE A LOT OF PRIDE 50 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,945 I DOING THIS BY MYSELF. 51 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:04,216 MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER BUILT THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. 52 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,185 WELL, DIG HIM UP! 53 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,019 'CAUSE YOU NEED HELP. 54 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:16,495 OKAY, MR. JOHNSON, I'M JUST GONNA GET YOU TO BEND OVER, 55 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,497 AND THIS SHOULDN'T HURT A BIT. 56 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,879 BERG, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT. 57 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,671 WHY, IS IT AGAINST HOSPITAL POLICY? 58 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,707 DON'T DO THAT HERE! 59 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,076 WHERE, ADMITTING? 60 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,246 WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?! I'M TRYING TO STUDY! 61 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,682 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BORED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 62 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,585 LET'S PLAY A GAME. 63 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,720 NO. I ALWAYS WIN. 64 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:45,123 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SUGGEST! 65 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,491 SUGGEST SOMETHING. 66 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,327 20 QUESTIONS. 67 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,362 YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH IRENE. 68 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,730 I WIN. 69 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,265 THAT'S NOT A QUESTION. 70 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,967 THE ANSWER IS GEORGE WASHINGTON. 71 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,837 AND SINCE, APPARENTLY, 72 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,273 YOU DON'T WANT PETE TO KNOW ABOUT IT, 73 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,775 FROM NOW ON, I WIN EVERYTHING. 74 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,510 NOW SHUT UP. 75 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,279 You shut up! 76 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,492 I don't care if you tell Pete. 77 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:12,083 WHAT? NOTHING. 78 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,231 Pete on radio: Do you copy? 79 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,721 PETE, IS THAT YOU? 80 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,155 We got a big fire. 81 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,790 Everybody got out, 82 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,793 but we got some smoke inhalers. 83 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,928 WE'LL BE READY. HOW'D IT START? 84 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,232 Germ: Dude, I'm on the radio! 85 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,834 IDIOT, THIS IS NOT A TOY. 86 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:33,071 DO YOU KNOW WHO GETS TO USE THIS? 87 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,040 FIREFIGHTERS, NOT FIREMAKERS. 88 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:40,612 OH, YEAH! 89 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:45,517 THAT FIREFIGHTER IS HOT, MAN. 90 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,587 OH, OH, I KNOW, THAT'S MARTI. 91 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,492 I'M SLEEPING WITH HER. 92 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,696 THANKS, BRO, I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH. 93 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,031 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 94 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,066 SHE'S NOT WITH YOU. 95 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,701 MARTI, GET OVER HERE. 96 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,003 IS SOMEBODY HURT? 97 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,506 TELL GERM YOU ARE SO MY GIRLFRIEND. 98 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,408 WHAT? 99 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,975 THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 100 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,412 SHE IS. HONEY, TELL HIM. 101 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,946 I'M TRYING TO DO MY JOB, 102 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,882 AND YOU CALL ME OVER HERE TO LAY CLAIM TO ME 103 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:21,286 LIKE SOME STUPID BIMBO TROPHY IN A MACHO MAN CONTEST 104 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:24,088 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? 105 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,191 I WAS TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG. 106 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,428 BUT SINCE I ALREADY DID IT, COULD YOU JUST TELL HIM? 107 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,534 CALL HER BACK, AND THIS TIME SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 108 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,606 IT LOOKS GREAT! 109 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,443 AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU AN HOUR! 110 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:49,013 MY HUSBAND'S BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR TWO DAYS! 111 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,489 OH, I'M SORRY. IS HE DISABLED? 112 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:59,825 YES, HE IS. 113 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,562 SHARON, YOU HERE? 114 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,164 Get out of here! Go! Go! Go! 115 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,267 HEY, YOU'RE HERE, GREAT. LET'S GO EAT. 116 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,370 WHOA, WAIT A SECOND. 117 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,238 COME ON, I'M HUNGRY. 118 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,340 WHOSE SHIRT IS THIS? 119 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,609 OH, GOSH, THAT'S MINE. 120 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,145 WHOO! I'M RIPE. 121 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:24,549 OH, DON'T EMBARRASS US BOTH. 122 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,586 DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN'T CATCH ON, HUH? 123 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,989 WHERE IS HE? 124 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,024 OH! 125 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,860 OH! 126 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,096 OH, GOD, NO! 127 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,131 JOHNNY, I'M SO SORRY. 128 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,967 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS. 129 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:47,005 WHO IS THIS... scum? 130 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,274 I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. 131 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,342 I FOUND HIM IN THE PHONE BOOK. 132 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,278 NO! 133 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,913 GOD, HOW COULD YOU?! 134 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,816 LOOK, JOHNNY, I TRIED TO TELL YOU, 135 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,651 BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. 136 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,620 I MEAN, I'M A YOUNG WOMAN. 137 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,655 I NEED WALLS! 138 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:10,662 AND HE USED MY HAMMER. 139 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:14,232 NOT YOUR SAW, JOHNNY, I WOULDN'T LET HIM TOUCH IT. 140 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,168 NOW I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS BACK?! 141 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,472 NOW THAT HE'S HAD HIS FILTHY HANDS ALL OVER IT?! 142 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,274 IT ONLY TOOK HIM AN HOUR! 143 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,343 HE USED 14 NAILS! 144 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,412 BABY, BABY, BABY, 145 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,815 IF YOU CAN JUST LET HIM FINISH THIS ROOM, 146 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,617 AND THEN THE KITCHEN THE KITCHEN?! 147 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,187 YOU LET HIM WHERE I EAT? 148 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,924 OH, GOD, I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 149 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,431 AND DEEP BREATH. 150 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:50,469 I ASKED FOR YOU, YOU KNOW. 151 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,803 LUCKY ME. 152 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:54,072 I FEEL JUST LIKE THE PRETTY HOOKER 153 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,708 IN A VEGAS WHOREHOUSE. 154 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:58,376 AND LET IT OUT. 155 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:01,279 IF YOU'RE ABOUT DONE, I COULD USE A BREAK. 156 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,381 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TOLD IRENE THAT? 157 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,451 I REALLY NEED YOU TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT IT. 158 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,420 AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TOLD IRENE THAT? 159 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,359 OH, MAN, IS SHE SAYING WHAT I THINK SHE'S SAYING? 160 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,061 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE WHOLE WORLD 161 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,697 I'm sleeping with Irene?! 162 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,398 DUDE, I WAS WAY OFF. 163 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,337 WELL, GERM, YOU SEEM COMPLETELY NORMAL, 164 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,708 OR AS CLOSE AS I CAN DETERMINE WITHOUT ACTUALLY TOUCHING YOU. 165 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,043 WOW. PAGING MISS ANGER. 166 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:36,314 MISS DIRECTED ANGER, YOUR TABLE'S READY. 167 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,617 WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT? 168 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,019 YOUR EX IS SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 169 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,287 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMPARISON, 170 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,289 AND YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT ON ME. 171 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,403 YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT ME. 172 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,672 YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT WOMEN. 173 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,531 WOMEN AREN'T QUITE AS COMPETITIVE AS LITTLE BOYS. 174 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:56,902 IS IRENE A BETTER LOVER THAN I AM? 175 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,469 WHAT? 176 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:02,106 DOES SHE MAKE YOUR REAL SLIM SHADY STAND UP? 177 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,411 UM... 178 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:10,448 I-I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS. 179 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,383 YOU WERE BETTER THAN NOMAR. 180 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,719 I KNEW IT! 181 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,057 SO, UM, HOW MUCH BETTER? 182 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,460 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WAY BETTER, 183 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,997 OR JUST, UH, WAY, WAY BETTER? 184 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,432 BERG. 185 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,901 NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 186 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:33,137 LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A SINCERE CONVERSATION, 187 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,139 THEN FINE. 188 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,076 DESPITE ALL YOUR OTHER OBVIOUS FAULTS, 189 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,645 YOU WERE A VERY GENEROUS LOVER. 190 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,648 DEFINITELY THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN WITH. 191 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,116 WELL, THANK YOU. 192 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:48,152 SO... WAS I BETTER THAN IRENE? 193 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,487 NO. 194 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,492 NOW I WIN! 195 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,207 HEY, CAN WE TALK? 196 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,276 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT US ON THE JOB. 197 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,179 THERE'S A LOT OF COUPLES WHO ARE TOTALLY COMFORTABLE 198 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,548 WITH SHOWING THEIR AFFECTION ON THE JOB. 199 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,318 LOOK AT TIM AND CLARENCE, THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT. 200 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:29,327 TIM AND CLARENCE DO A LOT OF THINGS WE DON'T DO. 201 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,696 MARTI, STOP, PLEASE. 202 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:35,299 YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET, YOU DO, 203 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,269 BUT IT'S JUST THAT YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME, 204 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,905 THAT WHEN I SEE YOU AND I'M NEAR YOU, 205 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:44,242 YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND FULL OF EVERYTHING. 206 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,812 IT'S LIKE IF I DON'T TOUCH YOU OR HUG YOU, I'LL EXPLODE. 207 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:51,582 BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO HOLD THAT BACK, THEN I WILL. 208 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,718 I WILL, OKAY? 209 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,722 OKAY. 210 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,759 OKAY, OKAY. 211 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,461 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 212 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,429 PETE, YES, IT WILL. 213 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,699 I JUST... I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU. 214 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,369 I REQUESTED A TRANSFER. 215 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:17,842 OVER ONE LOUSY HUG? 216 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,185 WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?! 217 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:32,023 THE AMISH BUILT AN ENTIRE BARN IN ONE AFTERNOON. 218 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,424 YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 219 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,426 I ASKED FOR GRILLED CHEESE ON WHITE, 220 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,095 AND THEY GAVE ME RAISIN BREAD. 221 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,698 THERE IS NO GOD. 222 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,734 DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE A POINT? 223 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,402 OF COURSE, YOU'RE A HOTTIE. 224 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,875 YEAH, SO WAS MY MOM. 225 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,510 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, LOOK. 226 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,079 A HOTTIE ISN'T A RIGHT. 227 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,613 SHE HAS TO BE EARNED. 228 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,516 SHE HAS TO BE GIVEN GIFTS AND COMPLIMENTS 229 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,284 AND MADE TO FEEL SPECIAL 230 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,154 BECAUSE SHE'S BETTER THAN THE REST OF US. 231 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,856 DUDE RULE NUMBER ONE... 232 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,291 A HOTTIE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE RIGHT, 233 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,927 SHE JUST HAS TO BE HOT. 234 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,530 SEE, THANK... THANK YOU, GERM. 235 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,567 COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS MAN SOME WHITE BREAD?! 236 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,452 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 237 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,143 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 238 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,577 I'M TAKING IT DOWN. 239 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,279 I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE HOUSE 240 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,615 WITH THE SEED OF ANOTHER MAN'S LABOR. 241 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,217 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 242 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,085 I WON'T LET YOU HURT IT. 243 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,654 IT'S NOT ITS FAULT. 244 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,124 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 245 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,292 I AM A HOTTIE! 246 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,261 YOU SHOULD EARN ME! 247 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,963 WELL, FRANKLY, I THINK BEING 248 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,566 THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANY WORK AROUND HERE IS PAYMENT ENOUGH. 249 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,235 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 250 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,171 THE ONLY REASON YOU NOTICE ME NOT GETTING THIS DONE 251 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,974 IS YOU JUST SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND LOOK AT IT. 252 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,341 YOU DON'T THINK I'M BUSY? 253 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,678 I HAPPEN TO VOLUNTEER OVER 20 HOURS A WEEK AT THE HOSPITAL 254 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,447 HELPING THOSE WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE THAN US. 255 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:08,219 WELL, WE DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR YOU TO DO GOOD DEEDS. 256 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,221 SO YOU'D RATHER I GET A JOB THAT PAYS? 257 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,891 YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME MISERABLE? 258 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,293 I JUST WANT YOU TO GET A JOB THAT PAYS. 259 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,062 IF IT MAKES YOU MISERABLE, SO MUCH THE BETTER. 260 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,866 MAYBE WE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR SISTERS 261 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,334 AND CALL IT EVEN. 262 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,104 MY SISTERS PRACTICALLY RAISED ME. 263 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,907 WELL, WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FINISH THE JOB? 264 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,314 IF I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING MEAN AND CLEVER TO SAY, 265 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,883 I WOULD SO SAY IT RIGHT NOW! 266 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,857 ASHLEY, YOU DID A REALLY GOOD SUTURE 267 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,558 ON THAT LAST PATIENT. 268 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:50,862 SEE, YOU DO THAT BETTER THAN IRENE. 269 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,075 YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN, NOW GET OFF OF ME. 270 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,734 BOY, DOES THAT BRING BACK MEMORIES. 271 00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,138 WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS TO GET BACK AT ME. 272 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,173 I'M NOT. 273 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,506 OH, COME ON. 274 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,876 I'M AN EXPERIENCED WOMAN OF THE WORLD 275 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,577 AND SHE'S FRECKLES AND HAIR. 276 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,214 HEY, LOOK, IRENE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON. 277 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:13,017 SHE IS SWEET, SHE IS CARING, AND IN THE OPINION OF THE COURT, 278 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,753 NO LONGER A DANGER TO HERSELF OR SOCIETY. 279 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,556 OH, MY GOD. 280 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,424 YOU LIKE HER. 281 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,360 DO NOT! YOU LIKE HER! 282 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,028 YOU LEAPT TO HER DEFENSE 283 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,697 THE MINUTE I SAID SOMETHING SLIGHTLY NEGATIVE ABOUT HER. 284 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,212 YOU CALLED HER "FRECKLES AND HAIR." 285 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:32,370 SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE 286 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,438 THE PERSON YOU'RE MAKING LOVE TO. 287 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,208 WE ARE NOT MAKING LOVE. WE ARE HAVING SEX! 288 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,564 WE ARE HAVING DIRTY, DIRTY SEX! 289 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,258 HEY. 290 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,326 HEY. 291 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,662 LISTEN, I HAVE A PROFESSIONAL QUESTION. 292 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,200 HOW BADLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE BURNED 293 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,402 BEFORE I CAN TAKE IT HOME? 294 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,641 COME ON, I KILLED WITH THAT ON THE FIRST TWO FLOORS. 295 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,543 PLEASE. 296 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,745 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 297 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,115 THE ONLY TIME WE FIGHT IS WHEN WE'RE AT WORK. 298 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,551 SO I THINK ONE OF US SHOULD GET A TRANSFER. 299 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,787 YOU DO? 300 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,256 YEAH, AND THEN WE'LL SPEND ALL OUR TIME 301 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,025 DOING THE THINGS WE LOVE, 302 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,327 LIKE YOU COOKING FOR ME AND GIVING ME A BACKRUB. 303 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,828 WE LOVE THAT. 304 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,398 PETE, LISTEN, I JUST... 305 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,201 I THINK THAT WE NEED SOME TIME APART 306 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:41,739 IN OUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP, AS WELL. 307 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,142 ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 308 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,745 Man on radio: Company 54, fire in Peabody. 309 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,447 I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 310 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:53,418 IT WAS ONE LOUSY HUG! 311 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,196 OH, HELLO, BERGER MEISTER. 312 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,265 MEISTER BERGER. 313 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,135 WHAT IS IT? YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY. 314 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,905 I THINK I LIKE YOU! 315 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,675 OH! 316 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,085 I JUST DON'T THINK SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CRITICIZE 317 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,298 WHEN I'M THE ONE WORKING LIKE A DOG. 318 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,090 VOLUNTEERING AT THE HOSPITAL, IT'S NOT A REAL JOB. 319 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,725 TELL ME ABOUT IT. SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 320 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,096 I JUST SIT AROUND WATCHING HER SIT AROUND. 321 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,399 SO YOU WANT MY ADVICE? 322 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,601 ACTUALLY, NO. 323 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,935 NO? 324 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,149 I JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO VENT TO. 325 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,907 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU DRESS FUNNY, YOU TALK FUNNY, 326 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,820 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU THINK FUNNY. 327 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,213 ALL RIGHT, NOW DO MY MOM. 328 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,783 OH, THERE YOU ARE, JOHNNY. 329 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,552 PBS CALLED. 330 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,788 THEY WANT YOU TO BE ON "THIS OLD LAZY HUSBAND." 331 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,527 OKAY, YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 332 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,996 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PUT UP WITH IT. 333 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,664 W-W-W-WAIT. 334 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,234 YOU SAID I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BECAUSE I'M A HOTTIE. 335 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,636 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT MY HOTTIE. 336 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,008 LOOK, BIG DADDY'S BASICALLY WORKING TWO JOBS FOR YOU. 337 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,877 SO EITHER GET OFF HIS DIME OR GIVE HIM HIS PROPS. 338 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,647 THANK YOU. 339 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,151 HE MAY THINK FUNNY, BUT HE TALKS SENSE. 340 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,920 AND YOU, YOU GOTTA PICK UP THE PACE. 341 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,422 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 342 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,191 YOU ARE JUST SO SLOW. 343 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:45,329 I MEAN, I'VE WATCHED THE WAY YOU WALK, THE WAY YOU EAT. 344 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,199 YOU EVEN BREATHE SLOW. 345 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,271 JEEZ, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM REACH FOR A CHECK. 346 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,639 LOOK, MAN, YOU DID MARRY A HOTTIE. 347 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,809 YOU CAN'T KEEP HER LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT FOREVER. 348 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,380 SO EITHER GET YOUR ACT IN GEAR OR YOUR BUDDY'S GONNA SPLIT. 349 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,483 AND YOU ALREADY DID WAY BETTER THAN YOU DESERVE. 350 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,487 OH, NO, HE DIDN'T. 351 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,156 YEAH, HONEY, ACTUALLY, I DID. 352 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,327 NOW THAT I SAID IT, YOU'RE GONNA USE IT AGAINST ME. 353 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,463 I PROMISE. 354 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,466 YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING. 355 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,302 YOU KNOW WHAT? 356 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,605 I'M GONNA GET SOME HELP WITH THE HOUSE. 357 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,873 OKAY, I'LL GET A JOB. 358 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,477 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START LOOKING? 359 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,145 WHEN YOU GET HELP. 360 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,348 THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT HOUSE. 361 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,817 OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 362 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,753 AND THE GERM IS WELCOME ANYTIME. 363 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,398 OKAY, ALL CLEAR. 364 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,033 GOOD. 365 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,035 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 366 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,704 I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. 367 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,940 CAN WE HAVE IT ON THE GROUND? 368 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,408 THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. 369 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,788 I DON'T WANT YOU RUNNING OFF TO SAVE PEOPLE. 370 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,713 FINE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 371 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,450 OKAY, FIRST OFF, LOSE THE ATTITUDE. 372 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,153 WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 373 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,320 COME ON. 374 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,756 UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH. NOT YET. 375 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,526 IS IT BECAUSE I'M TOO CONTROLLING? 376 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,661 BECAUSE I COULD STOP THAT. 377 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,197 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 378 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,965 THEN WHAT IS IT? 379 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,835 MARTI, WHATEVER IT IS, I CAN TAKE IT. 380 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,205 JUST TELL ME. 381 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,409 I MET SOMEONE ELSE. 382 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,545 YOU SLUT! 383 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,813 PETE! 384 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,148 WHO? 385 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,150 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 386 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,818 MARTI, WHO? 387 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,255 NOMAR. 388 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,800 Get in. 389 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,811 I'M REALLY SORRY. 390 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,779 YOU OKAY? 391 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,649 YEAH. 392 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:23,287 I'll be fine. 393 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:28,759 YOU JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO TELL ME, COULD YOU? 394 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,767 HEY, OLD DUDES. 395 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:42,306 THE PLACE DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD. 396 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:46,977 Oh, boy. 397 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:51,449 WELL, SORRY I CAN'T STAY. 398 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,084 I'VE BEEN, UH, REASSIGNED. 399 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,887 IT SEEMS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WORK ANYWHERE 400 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,323 WITHOUT A CAMERA IN THE CEILING. 401 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,459 BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 402 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,027 THAT I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT YOU GUYS 403 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,897 ANY TIME I SEE TWO PEOPLE JUST SITTING. 404 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,668 I KNOW THIS IS JUST AS HARD ON YOU AS IT IS ON ME. 405 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,906 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 406 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,208 THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY. 407 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,044 OH, I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE. 26541

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