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RUN AWAY, YOU BIMBOS! THE
KILLER'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
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OH, DON'T TURN AROUND!
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DON'T...
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START MAKING OUT
WITH THE OTHER GIRL.
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"I KNOW WHO YOU
DID LAST SUMMER."
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CUTE, GUYS.
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TRICK OR TREATY, NEIGHBOR PETEY.
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RRRRRR!
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HEY, IRENE. THAT'S
A NICE COSTUME.
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CAT. HOW'D YOU COME
UP WITH THAT ONE?
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OHHH, I'M NOT JUST ANY CAT.
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I'M MY FAVORITE... MR. JEEBERS.
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IT WAS ONLY FAIR, SINCE HE
DRESSED AS ME THIS YEAR.
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LISTEN, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SCARY-MOVIE MARATHON...
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OH, I LIKE SCARY MOVIES!
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WE'LL SEND THEM OVER
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH.
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WAIT! WAIT! CAN I STAY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE.
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WE'RE ACTUALLY
WATCHING dirty movies.
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OH, I LOVE DIRTY MOVIES.
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YEAH, SEE?
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IT'S ALREADY UNCOMFORTABLE.
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BUT...
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WE DON'T NEED
THEM, RIGHT, IRENE?
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SORRY. I MEAN "MR. JEEBERS."
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YOUR COSTUME IS SO CONVINCING!
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WE'VE GOT NICER FRIENDS
IN THE SPIRITUAL REALM.
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HAIL, SATAN. WE'RE
CALLING IN ANOTHER FAVOR.
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RED ROVER, RED ROVER,
SEND SATAN RIGHT OVER.
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AHH! AHH!
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ALL RIGHT!
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DEVIL IN THE HOUSE.
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HEY, PETE. DO YOU HAVE
YOUR UNIFORM FOR ME?
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OH, YEAH.
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GOING AS A FIREFIGHTER, HUH?
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NO, I AM GOING AS A PERSON
WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM
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WHO HAS TO WEAR A UNIFORM
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IN ORDER TO COMPENSATE
FOR HIS LACK OF MANHOOD.
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THANKS.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING AS ASHLEY.
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"LOOK AT ME. I'M... STUPID."
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BERG, WOULD YOU STOP
PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR?
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LOOK AT THIS CHUNK OF
HAIR... A MIND OF ITS OWN.
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DAMN COWLICK'S GROWN
COMPLETELY RESISTANT TO HAIR GEL.
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YOUR WHOLE HEAD'S A COWLICK.
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MY HAIR IS THE KEY TO MY LOOKS,
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AND WITHOUT MY LOOKS, WHAT AM I?
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THAT'S RIGHT... JUST SOME
GUY WITH CHARM AND BRAINS.
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AND COWLICK'S A TRAGEDY?
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COME ON. TRY BEING A WOMAN.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PLUCKED,
WAXED, AND EXFOLIATED
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BY A LARGE SLAVIC WOMAN?
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GEESHKA! GEESHKA!
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TRUST ME... LOOKING
GOOD IS A FULL-TIME JOB.
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EVIDENTLY, YOU
DON'T WORK HOLIDAYS.
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IT IS A WELL-KNOWN FACT
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THAT MEN HAVE LIFE
EASIER THAN WOMEN.
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YOU GET PAID MORE, YOUR
DRY CLEANING'S CHEAPER,
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AND HORSEBACK RIDING...
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THE ONLY TIME YOU PUT
YOUR FEET IN STIRRUPS.
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ALL BECAUSE YOU GOT A WINKIE.
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YEAH, BUT I HATE PRESENTING IT
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JUST TO GET THE
DISCOUNT ON DRY CLEANING.
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NAH. I LIKE THE CAT
COSTUME BETTER.
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DE CATAMOON VERNA LOTO.
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SORRY. NO COMPREND-O, LUNATIC-O.
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YOU'VE IGNORED MY HOST
VESSEL, IRENE, ONCE TOO OFTEN.
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I CURSE YOU!
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BERG AND SHARON IGNORED
YOUR HOST VESSEL, TOO.
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FINE. THEN I CURSE THEM, TOO!
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ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
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Man: DUNVILLE!
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I WAS JUST POLISHING, SIR.
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LOOK, THERE'S A LINE OF KIDS
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WAITING TO GET THEIR
HALLOWEEN CANDY X-RAYED.
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OH, OKAY. LET ME
JUST GO GET CHANGED.
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IF YOU COME ACROSS
ANY MILK DUDS,
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MAKE SURE THEY FIND
THEIR WAY INTO MY OFFICE.
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YES, SIR.
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OW!
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AAAH!
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OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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AAAAH!!
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GOD, YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!
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AAAAH!!
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GET OFF OF ME! GET OFF ME!
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I LOVE YOU, PETEY.
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Man: DUNVILLE!
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OH, MY GOD! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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HE CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS.
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UH, QUICK! PUT A
BAG OVER YOUR HEAD.
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HEY...
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NICE COSTUME.
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THANKS.
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YOU KNOW, ORIGINALLY,
IT WAS JUST A HUMP WITH...
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YOU KNOW, HAIR
GROWING OUT OF IT.
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AND, UH... THEN I JUST...
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I PAINTED THE EYES
AND THE MOUTH.
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LOOKS REAL!
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CAN I TOUCH IT?
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YOU DO, AND YOU'LL
LOSE A FINGER.
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YOU'RE GOOD!
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I DIDN'T EVEN SEE
YOUR LIPS MOVE.
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YEAH, WELL, IF MY CAREER
DIDN'T WORK AS A FIREFIGHTER,
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I WAS GONNA TAKE
MY ACT ON THE ROAD.
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WHOA!
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BACKDRAFT!
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WHAT?
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WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR DINNER?
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VERY FUNNY, DUNVILLE.
NOW KNOCK IT OFF.
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KNOCK IT OFF.
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KNOCK IT OFF. YOUR TURN.
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DON'T TEST ME, DUNVILLE.
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I'M NOT TOO OLD
TO KICK YOUR BUTT.
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OH, SURE YOU ARE.
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THAT'S WHY THE UNION WON'T LET
YOU CLIMB THE LADDERS ANYMORE.
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SORRY, SIR.
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BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY HANDSOME.
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SAVE IT.
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YOU'LL BE FIGHTING FIRE WITH
A MOP FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN
TAKE THAT MOP AND JUST...
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HAND IT TO ME AND I
CAN BE VERY HELPFUL.
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MORNIN'.
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MORNIN'.
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OH, BABY.
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SORRY.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.
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OKAY.
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OKAY.
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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WHAT?!
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WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?
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JOHNNY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA SAY THIS
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BUT I THINK...
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I THINK I HAVE A WINKIE!
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OH, SWEETIE.
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I HAVE A WINKIE.
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YOU HAVE A YOO-HOO.
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NO, JOHNNY, I'M SERIOUS.
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OKAY, LET YOUR HUSBAND
SEE HIS WIFE'S LITTLE...
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SWEET MOTHER OF...
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WHAT IS THAT?!
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IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
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HOW DO I TAKE IT OFF?
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TRUST ME... THE
MORE YOU PULL ON IT,
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THE LESS YOU'RE GONNA
WANT TO GET RID OF IT.
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SWEETIE, SWEETIE,
YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
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WHOO-WHOO!
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SWEETIE!
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"FOR BETTER OR WORSE," REMEMBER?
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WELL, IT IS WORSE!
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IT IS WORSE THAN YOU THINK.
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HOW CAN IT BE WORSE?
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IT'S BIGGER THAN MINE.
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BERG! DO WE HAVE A HACKSAW?
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PETE...
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PETE, SOMETHING IS
TERRIBLY WRONG WITH ME.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE TEETH!
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I'M NOT BRITISH!
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PETER, I HAVE MOLES ON MY BACK
THAT WON'T STOP GROWING HAIR.
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NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CUT THEM,
THE HAIR KEEPS GROWING BACK.
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I'M STARTING TO LOOK LIKE
PETE SSSAMPRASSS BACK THERE.
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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NOTHING. PETE WHO?
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SSSAMPRASSS.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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SSSAMP... KNOCK IT OFF!
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WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOULDER?
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JUST THIS TERRIBLE WHITEHEAD.
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WOW! BERG, THAT CLEARASIL'S
REALLY STARTING TO WORK!
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YOU SHOULD REALLY POP THAT.
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SHARON, I AM JUST A
LITTLE WEIRDED OUT.
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AND I DO NOT LIKE THE
NAME "LITTLE SHARON."
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WELL, "LITTLE JOHNNY"
WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
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W-W-W-WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?
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I'M A FREAK. I'M UGLY.
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I'M WITH STUPID.
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YEAH, WELL, I HAVE
THE WORST OF ALL.
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I WOKE UP THIS
MORNING WITH A PENIS...
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AN ENORMOUS PENIS.
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REALLY, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
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NOW SHE CAN BE A MODEL FOR
A VERY SSSPECIALIZED MAGAZINE.
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WHAT KIND OF MAGAZINE?
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STOP IT!
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HOW DID WE END UP SO CURSED?
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IRENE!
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IRENE!
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WHEN I TOLD HER SHE COULDN'T
WATCH SCARY MOVIES WITH US,
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SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING
TO CURSE ALL OF US.
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
SO, IN A WAY, THIS IS...
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OH, GOD!
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
YOU MADE ME UGLY, PETE!
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YOU'RE UGLY?
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LOOK AT THE GROWTH
UNDERNEATH MY NECK!
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ASHLEY, THERE'S
SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT.
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PETE, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT.
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EH, DOESN'T MATTER.
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Johnny: LOOK, YOU
GUYS! LOOK! HEY!
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FIGHTING IS NOT GONNA
HELP US SOLVE ANYTHING.
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WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS FIND A WAY
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TO GET RID OF MY WIFE'S WINKIE!
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Pete: IRENE!
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OPEN UP!
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HEY, IRENE!
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I-I-I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH YOUR... SOUL.
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LISTEN, WE WERE
WONDERING IF YOU...
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I WANT MY LOOKS BACK!
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OF COURSE, IF YOU'RE
NOT FEELING WELL...
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UGH. CLEAN YOURSELF UP, MAN.
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THANKS.
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SO, TELL ME...
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HOW ARE YOU ALL
ENJOYING MY LITTLE GIFTS?
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YEAH, WELL, NOT SO LITTLE.
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WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING US?
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BECAUSE... I CAN'T
STAND YOUR CLIQUE.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO
GOOD FOR ANYONE ELSE.
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WELL, I'M GONNA BREAK
THAT CLIQUE APART.
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I
WENT TO PAROCHIAL SCHOOL.
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I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
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YOU REMOVE THESE THREE PLAGUES!
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LET MY PEOPLE GO!
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BABY, YOU'RE SO BRAVE.
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ARE YOU...
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AROUSED?
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SORRY, BABY. IT HAS
A MIND OF ITS OWN.
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THANKS, MAN.
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EW! UGH!
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DEVIL VOMIT IS NASTY!
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ENOUGH!
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I WILL REMOVE THE CURSES.
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YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
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JUST GIVE ME ONE OF
YOUR MORTAL SOULS
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TO BE DAMNED TO
HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!
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THAT'S NO GOOD. OHH.OHH.
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YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE
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WHICH FRIEND YOU LIKE THE LEAST.
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COULD WE HAVE ANOTHER MINUTE?
240
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I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.
241
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,878
HOW ARE WE GONNA
MAKE A DECISION LIKE THIS?
242
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:18,349
I WAS ALWAYS TOLD YOU SHOULD
NEVER NOMINATE YOURSELF.
243
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,117
WHAT'S THAT, ASHLEY?
244
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I NOMINATE BERG.
245
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,392
OH, COME ON, PEOPLE!
246
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,927
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!
247
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,198
IF WE STAND TOGETHER,
WE'RE STRONG.
248
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,233
THE DEVIL CAN'T HURT US.
249
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,366
HOLY CRAP! I VOTE FOR PETE!
250
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,223
I SECOND. CONGRATULATIONS!
251
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,748
NO, IT CAN'T BE ME! I'M
A FIREMAN! I SAVE LIVES!
252
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,784
BIG DEAL!
253
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:52,858
WHAT ABOUT ME?
254
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:56,220
THE WORLD NEEDS
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
255
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,300
WHAT ABOUT "TRIPOD" OVER THERE?
256
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,568
WHAT DOES SHE DO
THAT'S SO SPECIAL?
257
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,092
HEY! NO WAY IS IT
GONNA BE SHARON!
258
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,128
I LOVE MY MAN-WIFE.
259
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,000
WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE.
260
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,514
GUYS, LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE BECOME.
261
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,371
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING
ONE OF OUR BEST FRIENDS TO HELL,
262
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,007
YET ALL WE CAN DO IS BICKER
AND BACKSTAB EACH OTHER.
263
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,978
THE ONLY FAIR THING TO DO
264
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,333
IS SEE IF WE CAN ALL
AGREE ON ONE PERSON.
265
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I NOMINATE BERG.
266
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,714
ALL THOSE OPPOSED,
RAISE THEIR HANDS!
267
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,004
A FOOT! I'M RAISING A FOOT!
268
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,094
OH, NO!
269
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,140
THAT DOESN'T
COUNT! NO, IT DOESN'T!
270
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,675
YES, IT DOES! YES, IT DOES!
271
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,500
EVERYONE KNOWS, PETE,
WHEN YOU HAVE NO ARMS,
272
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YOUR FEET BECOME YOUR HANDS.
273
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I HOPE TO SOMEDAY USE MY FEET
274
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,250
TO PLAY GUITAR FOR THE POPE.
275
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,214
NO! NO!
276
00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:01,285
PLEASE, NO!
277
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,322
OH, JOHNNY, YOU'RE SO BRAVE
PUSHING AROUND THE ARMLESS GUY.
278
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,929
Pete: ALL RIGHT. WE'VE
MADE OUR DECISION.
279
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,264
IS IT YOU?
280
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,968
NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S BERG.
281
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,771
OH, OH! EXCELLENT CHOICE.
282
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,073
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
283
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,776
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN... BERG'S BETTER THAN ME?
284
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,413
SUDDENLY I'M NOT GOOD
ENOUGH FOR THE DEVIL?
285
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,882
OW! OW!
286
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,060
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!
287
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,586
I WAS JUST SEEING
IF IT WAS HOLLOW.
288
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,321
ENOUGH!
289
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,690
HURRY IN, BERG. HELL AWAITS.
290
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,758
OOH!
291
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,504
IT'S TOASTY.
292
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,346
WELL, I, UH, GUESS
THIS IS IT, GUYS.
293
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,382
I WANT YOU TO KNOW...
294
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,896
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I STILL LOVE YOU.
295
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,588
OH, SURE, IT'S EASY TO SAY
YOU LOVE ME NOW, BERG,
296
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,957
BUT WHY COULDN'T YOU SAY
IT WHEN WE WERE DATING?
297
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,992
BECAUSE I WAS TALKING
TO PETE AND SHARON.
298
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,465
WELL, DON'T FEEL
BAD ABOUT ME, GUYS.
299
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,700
I WAS PROBABLY GONNA END
UP DOWN THERE EVENTUALLY.
300
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,937
THANKS.
301
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,974
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU ENJOY
THIS PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE
302
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,542
THAT I GIVE YOU.
303
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,848
FOR IT TRULY IS A GIFT.
304
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,752
MAYBE...
305
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,331
MAYBE SOMEDAY, YOU'LL
TELL YOUR CHILDREN
306
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,656
ABOUT YOUR OLD FRIEND BERG...
307
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:50,394
THE GUY WITH THE GREAT
HAIR AND THE KILLER SMILE
308
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:55,299
AND TWO FUNCTIONAL ARMS.
309
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,035
YEAH, YOU BETTER
BELIEVE WE WILL, BUDDY.
310
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,404
BYE, GUYS.
311
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,874
HEY. WHAT, KIDS?
312
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,711
I'M THE ONE THAT CAUSED
THIS. IT SHOULD BE ME.
313
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,057
I'M THE ONE THAT
TICKED OFF IRENE.
314
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,292
NO, PETE! IT SHOULD BE ME. I
COULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO HER.
315
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,083
WELL, IT SHOULDN'T BE ME.
316
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:16,153
I'VE BEEN NICE TO HER IN
SEVERAL INTERESTING WAYS.
317
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,356
IT'S TOO LATE. YOU'VE
ALREADY CHOSEN.
318
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,803
I'M GOING WITH BERG. ME TOO.
319
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,327
BUT I'M TRYING TO
DESTROY YOUR FRIENDSHIP!
320
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,695
YOU CAN'T ALL GO!
321
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,196
YOU KNOW WHAT?
322
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,410
IF MY WIFE IS GOING TO HELL,
THEN I'M GONNA GO WITH HER.
323
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,367
NO, NO, NO, BABY. I
WANT YOU TO STAY.
324
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,903
I WANT YOU TO LIVE
LONG AND BE HAPPY.
325
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,899
THANK YOU. OKAY, LOVE YOU.
326
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,991
IT'S ALL OF US OR NONE OF US.
327
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,280
ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN.
328
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,760
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
329
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,816
I'LL TAKE ALL OF YOU.
330
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,352
THAT'S NO GOOD. AWWW.AHHH.
331
00:19:55,995 --> 00:20:00,364
WHAT HAPPENED? WE'RE HOME.
332
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,200
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
333
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,246
THE DEVIL MUST
HAVE BEEN BLUFFING.
334
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,703
NO, NO, NO.
335
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,605
DON'T YOU SEE? IT WAS OUR LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER THAT SAVED US.
336
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,109
ONLY LOVE CAN DEFEAT THE DEVIL.
337
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,452
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'S GOING ON?
338
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,785
LOOK, MR. JEEBERS.
339
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,820
WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE
FOR OUR COLLECTION.
340
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,858
OOPS.
341
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,858
OH, NO MORE ROOM.
342
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:28,993
OHHH.
343
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,929
WELL, I GUESS IT'S
TIME WE RETIRE...
344
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,363
ROBERT GOULET.
345
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,602
AAAAAAAH!
346
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,105
HEY! CHEW 'EM
BEFORE YOU SWALLOW!
347
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,749
ON THE COUNT
OF THREE. 1... 2... 3!
348
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,086
AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
349
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,121
WE'RE FREE!
350
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,167
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE JOHNNY!
351
00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,390
HOW DO I LOOK?
352
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:03,227
TINY.
353
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,229
Pete: OH! RUN AWAY!
354
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,997
HE'S GOT ME! BERG!
355
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,265
Berg: SHARON! RUN!
356
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,533
WELL, HE'S GOT ME!
357
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,834
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