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♪ MTV

RuPaul: Previously
onAll Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

we're playing the Snatch Game!

[laughter and applause]
Feel it!

You need to impersonate
two celebrities.

- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]

It's Satan!

Hey, girl!

This is the closest I'm
ever gonna get to a snatch.

[all laugh]

You were phenomenal.

I quit smoking today.

Well, what are you smoking?

I didn't say it was going well.

Is that my camera?

♪ Gentlemen,
start your engines ♪

Pfft. Mind-blowing good.

The top two All Stars
of the week are

Jinkx Monsoon
and Trinity the Tuck.

Trinity, Shea blocked you
last week,

so you will not receive
a legendary Legend Star.

Well, shit.

This is your chance
to win $10,000

and block
one of your fellow queens.

Jinkx Monsoon,
you're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

With great power
comes great responsibility.

Shea.

Ha!

[cries]

Hello!

She owns 51% of this werkroom.

Still on my ca-ca-cow, bitch.

This is how I'm feeling:

Bam, bam-bam-bam bam, bam.

Bam, bam, bam.

Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop, bam.

Bam, bam-bam-bam bam, bam.

Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop,
bop-bop-bop, bam.

Well done, Jinkx!

[cheers and applause]

I feel good.

Girl, you just won $10,000.
You better feel real good.

I feel damn good, yes.

Listen, can you give us your
reasoning on why you chose Shea?

I feel like
I had talked about it,

but the thing that made
the most sense to me

is to block someone
who already has a star.

I think Snatch Gamemight be
one of her only stumbles,

so if I didn't block her now,
I might not get another chance.

I think it's
a very, very smart move.

Yeah.

I would have probably
done the same thing.

Yeah. Not getting blocked
is a huge relief,

because at this point,
having a legendary Legend Star

puts a very big target
on my back.

So I'm happy about flying
under the radar a little bit.

You know, I'm just
little old Monét X Change

from All Stars 4.

Would anyone have not
blocked Shea tonight?

I would have lingered around
Monét just to make her sweat.

[all laugh]

- Ooh!
- Oh, dear.

Well, time for the Shea
to hit the fan.

[chuckles]

Look who came
to fix our plumbing.

Of course I took it as
a compliment that I got blocked.

At least I know
that y'all scared.

That don't mean that I like it.

This is a game of chess now.

Let's make these girls
a little nervous.

Shea, that smile on your face
is very menacing,

and also very scary.

What's the tea, girl?

I've learned of the platinum
plunger's full potential.

- Oh, Fuck off.
- Oh.

I did not know that it is
the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh, what does that mean?

What the fuck does that mean?

Obviously, the platinum plunger
is just the platinum plunger.

There is no secret.
I made it up.

See, I smelled this.

Wait. Do these bitches know
something that we don't know?

Ooh, the anxiety.

It makes me feel so much better
about getting blocked.

[laughs]

That's how you play
a game, bitch.

I mean, Trinity came very close
to unlocking its true potential,

so if only I can carry it
all the way through.

[all laugh]

You could call it mind games,
whatever you wanna call it.

[whispers]

Oh, no!

But I just go with it.
I think it's funny.

[laughs]

All will be revealed.

I think that the plunger
is exactly where it belongs.

Oh, stop it.
This is evil!

[laughs]

Jinkx, what did you do?

I don't know!

You absolutely did what
you were supposed to do.

- You did.
- Yeah.

Oh, God, why is she
saying stuff like that?

There's clearly some rules that
some ladies don't know about.

- If you wanna find out...
- Get blocked?

Get the plunger.

Or maybe they're just
fucking with us.

Who knows?

No, they're not,
they're not, they're not.

Are they?
[all laugh]

With that being said,
let's get undressed.

Yeah.
[all laugh]

This is like a game of Clue:

fun for all ages,
but very confusing.

There's games on games...

On games on games.

But I don't play games
very well,

so this is my plan of action,
y'all.

Step one:
look drop-dead gorgeous.

What is that?

It's called "fashion," ho.

- [laughs]
- That's the easy part, okay?

The second part
is to play Inspector Gadget.

What is the tea?

Oh, my God!

You scared me. [laughs]

But the thing about plans
is sometimes they fall through.

So the plan
is to not have a plan at all.

You following me?
I don't know.

I don't even know
if I'm following me.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, she's going down!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race

RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a cash prize of $200,000,

and will be crowned
queen of all queens.

With extra-special guest judge
Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race

♪ May the best drag queen win

♪ Best drag queen win

♪ Da da-da-da da da da

Here she is!

- We have a winner!
- [laughs]

So bright under all these stars.

It is a brand-nizew dizzay
in the werkrizoom,

and I am rizeddy
to fuck some shit up.

[laughs]

Good morning
to the legendary stars only.

Ooh.

Fuck our drag.
[all laugh]

Well, bitch,
out of four potential stars,

we have three.

[all laugh]

Last week was frustrating to me.

To win the Snatch Game
and not be awarded for it,

call me a bitter Betty, bitch.

But now I'm not blocked,

so nothing is standing
in my way. Huh.

[alarm]

She done already
done had herses.

My All Stars,
life's like a wheel,

and the struggle is real.

So if you wanna win it,
first you gotta spin it.

Now, let me spell it out,
just in case I lost ya.

You could ask for a vowel,
but it's gonna cost ya.

If we are having to do
a spelling bee,

girl, I have already lost.

[all laugh]

Hello, hello, hello!

- Hi!
- Yes!

Werk, queen, werk.

[all laugh]

My queens!

Now, for today's mini-challenge,

we're gonna play Hung Man.

[laughter and applause]

♪ Oh, Pit Crew

[cheering]

Oh, yes, I love this game.

Not that kind of hung man.

[snap]

Although I like the way
you think.

[all laugh]

This kind.

- Oh!
- Oh!

This is
a before and after puzzle.

Each answer contains
two different things

with one word in common.

For example, what's the t-shirt?

Now, you'll take turns
choosing a letter,

and then try
to solve the puzzle.

Are you ready to play?

- Yeah!
- Yes!

First up, Shea Couleé.

Show me T?

T. Let's see
if there's a T up here.

Would you like
to give it a guess?

The clock is ticking.

[buzzer]

Up next is Monét X Change.

I would like to have a vowel,
a Z.

Z is not a vowel, bitch.

[all laugh]

Is there a Z?

[buzzer]
Whah. There's no Z.

Jinkx Monsoon.

Show me R.

Oh!

Mm.

Spit it out.

Um...
[buzzer]

We're all very puzzled
by this puzzle.

S.
[buzzer.

B.
[buzzer]

P!

P! Oh!

[mumbles] party.

Cuckoo crazy cunty.

Ganja shit fox.

Fist me hard in the ass.

Does it say
Fist me hard in the ass?

[buzzer]
I'm afraid not.

[all laugh]

None of us are being invited
to game night, for sure.

Jinkx Monsoon, you are up.

N?

I got it!
It's Vanna White party.

[cheers and applause]

Let's show Jinkx what she's won.

Oh, you've won nothing.

[all laugh]

Now, ladies, this puzzle
is just the beginning,

because for this week's
maxi-challenge,

we are throwing
the Realness of Fortune Ball.

[cheers and applause]

#AllStars7.

Ladykins, you need to serve
three looks each.

First category
is Vanna White Realness,

classic game show hostess
glamour.

Second category
is Before and After.

Think Diana Ross Mathews.

[all laugh]

Eew.

[all laugh]

And third category
is Realness of Fortune Eleganza

made from scratch.

And the spin of this wheel

will determine which
exotic vacation destination

will be your color inspiration.

And if fortune favors you,

you can win some extra coin
while you spin.

Oh!

Jinkx, you solved the puzzle,
so you get to spin the wheel.

Big money, big money, big money!

No, stop, stop, stop!

Ooh!

Jinkx, you landed on

the lavender fields
of Provence, France.

Shea Couleé, it's your turn.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh!
[all laugh]

Shea, you've landed on
the White Cliffs of Dover.

Why it gotta be white?

Well, there you go.

Yeah, go, Monét.

Oh.

What?

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

The Emerald Isle of Ireland.

Erin go bragh.

Big money, big money... oh!

The black sand beach of Hawaii.

Oh, just a gesture of a spin.

Oh.

[screaming]

The Golden Pagoda
in Yangon, Myanmar.

Okay.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Stop it!

Ding, ding, ding!

[cheers and applause]

$500.

Take another spin, Yvie Oddly.

Aah!

[laughs]

Oh, wait.

- No!
- What? [laughs]

Oh, you fucking bitch!

- Oh!
- Oh!

No! No! No!

I'm so geeked.

I feel like a kid
who got their allowance.

Now, Yvie, you should know,

there is a bankrupt
on the wheel.

Gag.

Let's do it.

- Oh, my gosh.
- All right.

What's it gonna be?

No! Don't you dare!

[all scream]

No!

[all laugh]

Bankrupt, bitch!
[laughs]

I don't give a shit
what color I get.

I just want some goddamn cash.

[laughs]

Please!

Come on, bitch.

Oh, is it gonna be
big money, big money?

- No!
- Big money, big money?

[cheering]

That's right, Vivienne,
you have won $1,000.

Yay!

Spin carefully.

Give her a color.
Give her a color.

Oh!

[laughs] $500 to The Vivienne.

♪ Ah

With the exchange rate,
I don't know how much it is,

but I don't care.

I've got some money.

Now, just don't get
that bankrupt.

Ooh!

[cheering]

You've landed on
the Great Blue Hole in Belize.

Any hole is a goal.

[all laugh]

Okay, I'm gonna try
to end this game.

Okay.
[all laugh]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[screaming and laughter]

All right, Trinity,
back of the line.

[all laugh]

Here we go, Yvie.

Round and round it goes.

Is it gonna be pink?

[cheers and applause]

You have landed on The Pink City
in Jaipur, India.

Now, Trinity,
con-drag-ulations, comrade.

You've got the Red Square
of Moscow, Russia.

And just so you know,
I love red.

[laughs]

Okay, ladies, feel free

to use the sewing machines
provided by Singer.

Werk.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

[cheering]

Aah!

Ooh!

Oh, these are cute.

Ooh, this one is good.

This week's maxi-challenge
is the Realness of Fortune Ball.

This is pretty.

Where we have to serve
three looks on the runway:

Vanna White Realness,
Before and After,

and the Realness
of Fortune Eleganza.

I'm getting comfy.

Yeah, girl. [laughs]

My plan is simple.

Make something that I know
is gonna look good on me,

a classic silhouette.

I am not gonna use
this opportunity

to sit and experiment

and try something crazy
that I've never done before.

However, I don't usually
wear blue, so that's a risk.

[laughs]

Someone's sewing already?

Trinity, can you
keep it down, please?

I want a fucking star now!

I wouldn't call myself
no Gianni Versace, honey,

but girl, she has
a few tricks up her sleeve.

Or her tuck.

[chuckles]

You can't rush a ruffle.

You should try.

[laughs]
I really need to.

Honestly, I have not made
anything since Season 10.

The last thing I made
was the sponge dress.

This could be my redeeming
moment for the sponge dress.

That dress is never
gonna get redeemed ever.

[laughs]

Ugh!

Raja, what are you breaking
over there, a hip?

This is what the fabric came on.

Oh, werk.

You are a crafty bitch.

I'm not gonna say
what I'm doing with it yet.

Maybe gonna sit on it?

That's not a bad idea.

I definitely feel pressure
in this challenge

because this is something

that fans might recognize
as my strength.

Raja knows how to make
some shit, out of nothing.

My design is kind of
ambitious, so...

It really is,

and it will be amazing
if you can do it.

If I can do it, and we'll see.

When I'm creating,
typically I'm at home.

There's a taxiderm peacock.

I usually have a goblet
of cold white wine in my hand

and a kaftan
and I luxuriate in the process.

You know what would make this
feel like home right now

is a fat-ass blunt
and two bottles of wine.

But I'm not at home.

It's not fun

unless there's a little bit
of panic and worry, I guess.

I don't know.

I just don't like to be rushed.

Why do I have to do
anything fast?

Ugh.

I'm just gonna keep going,

I'm gonna keep going,
I'm gonna keep going.

Nothing happened. Okay.

[laughs]

Jinkx. [laughs]

It came unthreaded somehow.

I don't know what I did.

The Realness of Fortune Ball.

You know who's not
excited about doing a ball?

Tch.

Huh.

There are some
legitimate fashion icons

and bona-fide seamstresses
in this room,

and I am not one of them.

Mama doesn't sew.

Welp, we're not gonna be using
a sewing machine today, ladies.

[laughs]

Jinkx, now, if you had known

that this challenge
was coming up,

would that have affected your
decision on who you blocked?

No. I think
I really lucked out, huh?

You know, at least I blocked
one of the sewers.

Okay.

If I had four blocks,

there's four people
I could have blocked. [laughs]

Like, there's too many
good seamstresses here.

I'm not thinking
I'm gonna be in the top two

with anything I could create.

What I want is for the judges
to go, "Jinkx,

"it looks like a dress
and you're wearing it

and you made it," you know?

Well, that's a big goal.

[all laugh]

Bitch, they over there
sketching and things.

She over there
thinking real hard, bitch.

[laughs]

Typically when we think
of white, we think bridal,

and I've already done bridal
for a design challenge.

- I love the sketch.
- Thanks.

I want more of a fantasy,

and I just don't know
what the fantasy is.

I wanna think outside of the box
and create something different,

so I'm going through
sketch after sketch...

Trying to land on something

that will make the judges
go wow.

But it's proving
to be quite difficult.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

[RuPaul laughs]

Oh, I've done the stretch
the wrong way. Aah!

[Yvie laughs]

Welcome to the design challenge.

Hey, ladies!

- Hey!
- Hi, Ru!

Hi, Jinkxy, come on over.

Oh, hello.

Hi, Jinkx. You've got
your legendary Legend pin.

I sure do.

Why did you choose Shea

to receive the platinum plunger?

I thought I gotta make sure

someone who already has a star
doesn't get a second star

before I get my second star.

I love that strategy.

Now, in the years
since you've been here,

have your sewing skills
improved or...

- Not a bit, no.
- Not a bit.

But I'm very good at braiding.

Uh-huh.
[both laugh]

If I braid a dress,

I don't have to worry
about my sewing skills.

I mean, this looks better
than what it is,

which is three strips of fabric
that I hastily cut.

- Sure. Yeah, yeah.
- I hope this works,

because otherwise
I'm gonna end up

just dipping myself in honey

and rolling around in the fabric

and hoping for the best.

So now you got green.

Yeah, yeah. I want to be seen
in green, RuPaul.

Oh, my goodness.

What are you planning
for tomorrow's ball?

I would have loved
to live in the seventies,

like, the love,
the drugs, the sex,

it would have been fabulous.

It was fabulous.
It was gorgeous.

So you're gonna do
a seventies look?

Yes.

Okay, good.

So, now, the first week
you were in the top two,

but you haven't been given
the plunger.

Why do you think you haven't
been given the plunger?

Ru, that is
for you and me to talk

at a Tic-Tac lunch
after the show.

[laughs] Okay.

Because this season,
I'm coming with strategy, Ru.

This is Drag Race Survivor.

- Well, keep it going.
- Yeah.

Jaida Essence Hall, I love
all these different textures.

Texture is a way
to break up black

and make it
something new and fun.

That is gorgeous, and that
is Jaida Essence Hall.

Now, do you think
you can pull that off?

That is the question of the day.

Okay.

I think that
I'm taking on a lot,

but I am confident
that I can do it.

Almost every single thing
that I wore on Season 12

I made myself.

Wow. Now, if you can pull
that outfit off,

this is gonna be fantastic.

Make this challenge the one

where you get your
legendary Legend Star.

Okay! Thank you.
Yeah, I'm excited.

Last week I was surprised
by that Boogieman.

Boo!

I was surprised how sexy he was.

I was going for spooky,
but somehow I turned it sexy.

It was a huge hit.

We usually see you go for
the creepy, weird, avant-garday.

- Avant-gardee.
- Eee.

Is that what you're
doing with your design?

So I got pink, and I think pink

is a really, like, frilly,
girly, like, ooh, color,

and I want to still capture
some of that, but make it punk.

So I'm thinking of doing, like,

a pink mesh bodysuit
from head to toe.

And not tuck.

And not tuck a bit.

- Uh-huh.
- [laughs]

My interpretation of pink
is probably not going to be

the pretty, pink,
pleasing picture

that people... portray.

Ah, I did it!

Jaida, you're so quiet.

Bitch, I'm trying to get
a fucking star, bitch.

[both laugh]

Okay? Imma shut up today, bitch.

I am choosing to take
a very difficult route

by making this look
from a lot of tiny pieces.

Bitch, I'm like edited.

Maybe I'm being
too ambitious, ho.

Maybe I have bitten off
more than I can chew,

but I have to step it up
and get this done,

because this is a competition
full of legends, baby,

and I did not come here
for my legacy to be shaken.

It should be bacon.

I like bacon.

- Yeah.
- Something like layer,

like, some of that one,
and then do some of this one.

I love it.

And then do some more
of the other one, like...

- Just like different chains.
- Uh-huh, yes, yes.

All of this, all of this,
all of this.

All of it, all of this, all of
that, all of this, all of that.

All of it, all of it, all of it.

Whew, bitch.

- Whew.
- Let me get to work, bitch. Bye.

- Monét, that's turning out cute.
- Thank you.

This week's challenge
is the Realness of Fortune Ball,

and in these design challenges,

you need to know
how to sell your garment,

and I know I can do that
with this look for sure.

Whoa, you see that little

mint chocolate chip booty
over there?

[Monét laughs]

Monét, please answer
the age-old question.

- Oh, God.
- What that booty do?

Y'all think her ass is
the biggest thing on her body,

look at her shoulders.

[all laugh]

Shut the fuck up.

I love my booty.

Y'all got
your skinny legends, baby.

I'm a thicc icon, okay?

Small waist and big talent.

Ooh, that's my tagline:
small waist, big talent.

Yes. Ooh, that's good.

Oh, Shea!

- Here comes the bride.
- Right.

You know, I was telling myself
I wasn't gonna go bridal, but...

When life hands you white...

- [laughs]
- Right.

The materials are
leading me in this direction.

I can't fight it, so I'm
doing gorgeous bridal couture.

♪ Here comes the bride

♪ She is...

White.

What did you call me?

What if all of a sudden
you said that

and people started really
thinking that I was white,

and then my credit score
went up outta nowhere?

Oh, my gosh.

I wish somebody
would say it about me.

[both laugh]

Trinity, so
if you're not good at math,

how are you so good at sewing?

Um, I guess a lot.

[both laugh]

Once I get past these straps,

the rest of this will go
pretty fast, I think.

I have been working
this tuck to the bone,

and I feel good, bitch.

Werk, Trinity.

Girl, like, you've whipped out

a full on, finished
drag queen "look at my cutouts."

I'm pretty fast.

I hate you so much for it,
I want you to know.

She's such a bitch.

It would be, like, really sad

if somebody, like,
accidentally put an iron on that

and melted it or something.

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

Oh, look, an iron.

[all laugh]

Oh, I did it!

There's a whole-ass seam.

Is that your first seam?

It feels like it.

What if I go this way?

It almost looks like
a big... like a...

Like a vagina opening up.

Yes, labia majora
and labia minora.

It could also be a testicle.

- Oh, it could be a testicle!
- It could be a testicle!

I look around the room,

and everyone's having fun
and laughing

and able to pretty much figure
everything out with their look.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm sitting over here
in Glue Town, USA,

population Jinkx. [chuckles]

- Jinkx?
- Huh?

- How you doing?
- Mm.

Do you need help?

I... you know.

Where are you at?
What are we doing?

I'm just not feeling it anymore.

I mean, I came this close
to just ripping everything up.

But, yeah, that's where I'm at.

I hate it,
and I don't think I have time

to do something different.

When I started working
on my dress,

I had a very clear vision,

and I actually thought
I was handling it.

We can add another little piece
up underneath it.

And then I took
one big step back

and I realized I hated my dress.

Right now I just wanna
get a front and back to this.

I hate it, and I hate hating it.

Okay. Hot glue.

Make sure that this seam...

- Mm-hmm, is folded in.
- Well, yeah. There you go.

It looks like one big mess
of rhinestones and tulle.

[laughs]

But sweet, darling Trinity

is trying to make me
feel better, you know?

Bless her heart. [laughs]

Oh, I hate my dress.

[all laugh]

[cries]

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

[RuPaul laughs]

Good morning.

It's a new day!

Ready to have a ball.

Category is fashion?

[all laugh]

Today we present
the Realness of Fortune Ball.

I got a star, I got a dress.

You just need a nap, you know.

- Yeah, I need a nap.
- You need a nap.

I am feeling
two thirds confident

because we have three looks
to present,

and two of them are stellar

and one I made myself.

Yeah, give it to mama.

Did you sign a consent form?

- Oh! Oh!
- [laughs]

Well, that woke me up.

What in bloody hell?

I think my British accent's
getting better. I mean...

Is it?
[all laugh]

Today is going
to be a day, girl.

How's it going over here?

Good, good, good.

I had to redo this
because it was a little long,

and I know you're
gonna think I'm delusional,

but I really think

I'm about to sell the fuck
out this outfit.

Yeah, you better werk, bitch.

I really believe in this outfit.

So we still
got each other's back?

Same.

Yes, yes.

There is still an alliance
between the Twinners

to not block each other.

I won't.

- [Oh, uh-huh.
- Laughs]

But y'all know I am here
to play Drag Race Survivor,

so I'm thinking
about all the things,

all the moving pieces.

And I feel like Trinity and I

need to rope more people
into the alliance.

- Jinkx!
- Yes, Mother?

What's the alliance
talking about?

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

No, you're in this conversation.

What have you got going on?

This is a fucking game, bitch.

I don't know.

I mean, it's so tempting, but...

It's a smart move.

Is it, though?

- Yes!
- Yes!

And this alliance just means
we will never block each other?

- That's it. That's all.
- You got it. That's it.

The idea of alliances
gives me reservations,

because if I were
to team up with someone

and have to be worrying
about what their goals are,

then maybe
I'm not focusing on my own.

But imagine being in,
like, that hard spot

where it's, like, one of us

is the clear person
who should get blocked,

and it would be silly

not to block the person
who has the most stars?

The Twinners could be entering
a three-legged race

that they're not gonna win.

[laughs]

I don't think
I can be in an alliance,

but I will say
you were very helpful,

and I will remember that
the next time I'm on top.

You've been my, like,
sister I confide in.

So I'm not gonna just go
blocking y'all willy-nilly,

but I don't know if I can,
like, sign a devil's deal

- this early in the competition.
- Bitch, I want your firstborn.

I want a blood oath.

I need the contract!

[both laugh]

- I think we have our answer.
- Yeah.

Yeah, werk.

Miss Jinkx,
I know what she's doing.

She has plans.

I have no idea
what those plans are.

Well, listen...

- Twinner.
- Twinner.

Twinner, Twinner, Twinner.

Twinner, Twinner,
two chicken dinners.

[laughs]

So even though
certain people have blocked me,

I'm willing to let
bygones be bygones.

And I'm just checking in
to see...

That's a strong alliance.

Oh, the three of us.

Okay, so then what are we
just agreeing to, then?

- We just won't block each other?
- Yeah, that's it.

That everybody else
is fair game?

Yeah.

Like, you and I are the only two
out of the three of us

that have experienced
the blocking experience.

So my thing is

I feel like it really only
benefits Monét in this moment,

so that's why
I'm, like, hesitant.

Because she was the only one
that has a legendary Legend Star

that hasn't been blocked.

What is it that Monét
is guaranteeing us?

So I see what's happening.

Monét has a legendary
Legend Star and no block.

So who do we think is next up
on the chopping block?

She's trying to build
a safety net.

I ain't walking into
an alliance, am I?

No, come on.
Come in here.

Actually, that's exactly
what you're doing.

Oh. Oh.

Ugh. A secret alliance
ain't secret

if everybody knows about it,
sweetie.

People are having conversations

about, you know,
who not to block, so...

Oh.

Have you talked with anybody
about an alliance?

About who not to block?

I have not thought
about any of that.

- And, like, this is very, like...
- This is a strategy game.

Yeah, I know, but, like,
I haven't thought about that.

And, like, now, like,
maybe I might have to just...

The way to win the game
is strategy.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm. Well, that's something
to think about.

It's a lot to think about.

But we need to get ready.

Get yo motherfucking ducks
in a row.

- [laughs]
- Yes, ma'am.

Wow, okay, tea.

I feel bamboozled.

I'm bewildered and beguiled

by the fact that
alliances are forming.

Maybe I need one,

but I'm not trying to get into
no, like, back corner drag gang

or none of that.

Just so you know,
Shea is not on board.

- She's not?
- Not completely.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl

And what?

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.

Michelle Visage, are you ready
to play our game?

Just call me Spinderella.

- How about I don't?
- Okay.

[all laugh]

Style superstar Carson Kressley,
have you ever bought a vowel?

No, but I have paid for sex.

Therapy. Therapy.
I'm cured!

[laughs]

And our extra-special
guest judge,

the fabulous
Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

I'm so happy you're here.

Now, I wanted to ask you,
why do women kill?

You know, I don't know,

but I would kill
to look as good as you, Ru.

[laughs]

You're so lovely.

Thank you.

This week we challenged
our All Stars

to serve three
prize-winning looks

at the Realness of Fortune Ball.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

Welcome, children,

to the Realness of Fortune Ball.

Category is
Vanna White Realness.

[all laugh]

Michelle: Yay!

[applause]

- Amazing!
- Wow!

Vanna: I can't believe
I'm walking the runway

onRuPaul's Drag Race.

I'm serving Vanna White
Realness in black sequins.

I hope Michelle
thinks I'm "eloguent."

- Yeah!
- Beautiful!

Hello.

Vanna White,
what are you doing here?

You can't do Vanna White
Realness without me.

- My goodness, you look gorgeous.
- Stunning.

10s, 10s, 10s across the board.

Yes!

- Oh, thank you.
- I gotta tell you,

I am a huge fan
of America's game.

Now, would you like
to give Drag Racea spin?

I would be honored.

Category is
Vanna White Realness.

First up, Jinkx Monsoon.

[gasps and laughs]

[all laugh]

Jinkx: Oh, my God,
that's Vanna White,

and she's wearing black.

This queen stole my look!

Black isn't
the first color you think

when you think Vanna White,

so thank you for doing me
that solid, Vanna.

Carson: Come up
and buy a vowel sometime.

Michelle: Yes.

Vanna: Shea Couleé.

[gasps]

Shea: Oh!

I'm serving dipped-in-chocolate
Vanna White realness.

I just feel so serene
and classic.

RuPaul: I'd like to solve
the puzzle. Gorgeous.

[all laugh]

Vanna: Monét X Change.

Oh!
[all laugh]

- You are stunning, Vanna!
- You are!

Monét: I'm serving you sexy,
thicc icon Vanna White.

I have this high,
high, high slit,

and I think she looks fabulous.

Carson:
Oh, I ran into Monét.

She says "thigh."

[all laugh]

Vanna:
Jaida Essence Hall.

[gasps and laughs]

Jaida: Vanna White is
probably the first white lady

that has ever been
in my household.

Ding, ding!

That's good.

We watched her every single day,

and so I know
exactly how to serve her

like nobody else's business.

Would you like to solve
my puzzle?

Ooh! [laughs]

Vanna: Raja.

Oh, my fucking God.

[all laugh]

Raja: I would sit
with my grandmother,

and we would watch
Wheel of Fortune together.

I'm sure wherever she's
watching from in another realm,

that she's really
quite proud of me

in my almost exact Vanna look.

I think she's coming for my job.

[all laugh]

Vanna: Yvie Oddly.

RuPaul: Ooh!

Michelle:
She is ginged for the gods.

Yvie: The category
is Vanna White Realness,

and this is my interpretation.

I never wear wigs this big,

and I feel like
the most gorgeous bitch

in this whole studio.

[all laugh]

We're twins!

Kirby: Ginger?
I hardly even know her.

Vanna: The Vivienne.

Carson:
Crushing the velvet.

Oh, hi, me!

How are you?
[all laugh]

We've never looked better.

Vivienne:
My Vanna White realness

is this stunning,
peachy velvet number.

I just feel gorgeous.

Vanna:
A-E-I-O you look fabulous.

Trinity the Tuck.

Aah!

[all laugh]

Trinity: Miss Vanna White

is the only pageant queen
on the TV.

RuPaul: Wow.

Michelle:
Wheel of sparkle.

Beautiful.

Girl, I have so many
rhinestones on this dress,

she weighs a ton.

This hair is back-teased
to the 1980s.

Carson: I own all
of Merv Griffin Productions.

[RuPaul laughs]

Category is Before and After.

Up first, Jinkx Monsoon

serving What Ever Happened
to Baby Jane Fonda?

[all laugh]

Jinkx: I took Jane Fonda
as Barbarella,

mixed her with Bette Davis
as Baby Jane

to create my favorite look ever.

Carson:
I'm really Fonda this.

[RuPaul laughs]

Vanna: Shea Couleé
serving Gold Tooth Fairy.

Carson:
She's coming for your crown.

Michelle:
Girl, you better watch it.

Shea: I got the attitude.

Like, you don't wanna
run into this fairy

in a dark alley.

She got her little wrench,

and she is gonna come and
repossess those gold teeth,

because you've been late
on your payments.

Carson: Takes a licking,
but keeps on...

ticking.
[all laugh]

Vanna: Monét X Change

serving Bob
the Drag Queen Elizabeth.

RuPaul: She's coming straight
from Tuckingham Palace.

[all laugh]

Monét: I'm doing Bob's

iconic neon paint drip look
reimagined.

It's a very Queen Elizabeth
silhouette

with a Bob the Drag Queen twist.

Michelle: I walk into
the palace purse first.

RuPaul: Uh-huh.

Vanna: Jaida Essence Hall
serving Bag Lady In Red.

[all laugh]

Jaida: I am giving you
a demure lady,

strolling through the park,
feeling like a rich bitch.

Kirby: She seems like
she has a little baggage.

I have my bags attached to
this beautiful structured gown,

with some delicious snacks.

Is that a Twizzler
in your turban,

or are you just happy to see us?

[all laugh]

Vanna: Raja serving
Olivia Newton-John Waters.

- Ooh!
- [laughs]

Raja: I have chosen a look

that Olivia Newton-John
is most iconic for:

the Sandy look inGrease,

combining that with John
Waters' pencil-thin moustache.

Michelle:
She's bouncing a lot.

I wonder if she
has to Xanadoo-doo.

[all laugh]

Vanna: Yvie Oddly
serving Cardi B. Arthur.

Carson: Oh, wow.
[all laugh]

Yvie: Bea Arthur
is not having it.

Once I pop my jacket open

and whip my hair off,
I am Cardi B.

The "B" obviously
stands for "boobs."

Tits out, tongue out, ass out,
letting it all hang out.

RuPaul: She loves cheesecake
and wet-ass pussy.

Vanna: The Vivienne
serving Princess Diana Ross.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Vivienne:
This is Diana's classic suit

with an eighties disco twist.

The hair is huge, giving
Diana Ross at the Super Bowl.

Michelle:
The Supreme queen.

RuPaul: Yeah.

Vanna: Trinity the Tuck
serving RuPaul Charles II.

Oh, dear.
[all laugh]

RuPaul:
Look at those knickers!

[all laugh]

Trinity: Girl,
I am giving you some histrah:

RuPaul mixed with Charles II,

some king from overseas, bitch.

I don't know.
He just was a dandy,

whatever that means.

Carson:
She's going for baroque.

RuPaul: Yeah.

Category is Realness
of Fortune Eleganza.

Inspired by the lavender
fields of Provence,

it's Jinkx Monsoon.

Come on, Purple Rain.

Jinkx: This is pretty.

It's held together
with hot glue and a prayer,

but if I were in a Greek tragedy

playing the goddess Athena,
you'd buy that.

Community theater,
maybe, but still.

RuPaul: I think
she's gonna Mount Olympus.

[Carson laughs]

Inspired by
the White Cliffs of Dover,

it's Shea Couleé.

Michelle: I definitely do.

Shea: I'm giving you
Marie Laveau at her wedding.

New Orleans, it's humid,

so I gotta put my hair up
in this gorgeous turban

and just drape my veil
so elegantly over it.

RuPaul:
I now pronounce you stunning.

Inspired by the green
Emerald Isle of Ireland,

it's Monét X Change.

- Ooh-ah, ooh-ah!
- Ooh!

Michelle: Harem?
I don't even know him!

Monét: I'm serving you
Irish disco fantasy diva.

The afro is right,
the jewelry is right.

Baby, don't be jealous
of my booty... I mean, beauty.

RuPaul: She's just now
getting home

from Studio 50-whore.

[Kirby laughs]

Inspired by Hawaii's
black sand beach,

it's Jaida Essence Hall.

Carson:
Someone's been eating crow.

RuPaul: Yes.

Jaida: I am really feeling

this super-edgy,
fantastical fantasy.

I am punishing the runway,

and I feel like
a sickening, dark superhero.

Kirby: That's so Raven.

[Carson laughs]

Inspired by
the Golden Pagoda in Myanmar,

it's Raja.

Michelle:
Oh, Ru, I bet she can't wait

to see how this turns out.

RuPaul: Yes.

Raja: Fuck, I look great!

It is gold on gold
on gold on gold.

Golden goddess.

She obviously is Miss Universe
representing Myanmar.

For fuck's sake,
I'd give myself a shoot.

Kirby: You know, we should
just sleeve her alone.

[RuPaul laughs]

Inspired by The Pink City
of Jaipur, India,

it's Yvie Oddly.

Kirby: Yvie Oddly,
very cape-able.

RuPaul: Yes.

Yvie: I'm serving
my best editorial ghost.

I've got this dramatic cape,

and I am flinging her
everywhere.

I want the judges to look at me

and be, like,
what is this monster?

[laughs]

RuPaul: You've heard
of two in the pink?

Well, she got all three
in the pink.

Kirby: Mm-hmm.

Inspired by
the Great Blue Hole of Belize,

it's The Vivienne.

Michelle:
Turquoise brings all the boys.

Vivienne:
I feel like $800 million.

This dress is hugging my figure
in every right place.

RuPaul is looking me
up and down,

and I know
she wants to wear this.

Gorgeous.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Inspired by Red Square
in Moscow,

it's Trinity the Tuck.

Carson:
It's the latext in fashion.

Trinity: I am giving you

the only dominatrix
fantasy realness,

with a mask and long hair
all in red.

Girl, I'm about
to whup somebody's ass

with this little...

What is it called?

I don't know
what they're called.

She is heating up the runway.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Michelle:
Guys, it's cracked!

Carson: Crack kills.

[laughs]

So, Vanna, can you stay?

I'd love to, Ru,

but I have to go to the mall
with Pat Sajak

to buy some vowels.

Oh, yes.

So I'll see you later, okay?

Yeah, no, I totally understand.

Thank you, Vanna.

Thank you so much.
It was so much fun. Bye.

Yay, Vanna White.
[applause]

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

[RuPaul laughs]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week

and award each of them
a legendary Legend Star,

unless she has been blocked.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Jinkx Monsoon.

So let's start with
your Vanna White look.

To me, it was
a little more old Hollywood

in the 1930s and the 1940s.

But I gotta tell you,

I don't think I've ever seen you
look more glamorous.

[laughs]

Your Whatever Happened to Baby
Jane Fonda was just genius.

I agree.

Also, it was really nice
to see your body,

because you have a great body,
and you looked amazing.

And this one, you actually did
a good job putting it together

and the way you roped it
and made it kind of Grecian.

The color looks pretty on you.

I think you did a decent job

knowing that
you're no seamstress.

But I have to say Trinity
took some time to just help me

so I could come out here and not
feel like Boo Boo the Fool.

Watch out, because this
is my one weakness, y'all.

[all laugh]

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Hi.

So your Vanna White Realness
was that beautiful pink gown.

I was getting
a little more Audrey Hepburn

than I was Vanna,

but the gown was stunning
and you looked beautiful.

Didn't give me Vanna White,

but I kind of didn't care
because it was so gorgeous.

And then the second look,
I totally got the story

of this hustler Gold Tooth Fairy
who'd take your stuff, pawn it.

I thought it was wicked.

And then the way
this is constructed,

I mean, creating a boned corset

in, like, however many hours
you had, unbelievable.

To me, this look

is the definition
of, like, for the culture.

Like, the head wrap is showing
how beautiful, how classy,

how innovative it is and we are.

Yeah, very smart.

And actually, all of your looks
were absolutely gorgeous.

Really, really well done.

Thank you, Shea.

Thank you, Ru.

Up next, Monét X Change.

- Yes!
- Whoo, whoo!

Vanna White, you were giving us

kind of Wheel of Fortune
after dark, you know?

[all laugh]
It was, like, a little bit...

It was way sluttier
than Vanna would ever do,

and I appreciate that.

Your Bob the Drag Queen
Elizabeth,

the funniest moment to me
was, yes, the purse first,

but you did that
kind of purse first.

That's very funny
and very smart.

This look is very you.

It's fun, it's celebratory.

I mean, you gave us
that cold shoulder,

you gave us a cold leg,
which I've never seen before.

My favorite color.
Money and weed.

[all laugh]
Yes!

Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.

Jaida, you don't disappoint.

Your Vanna White,
you looked beautiful,

the outfit was lovely,
the hair was gorgeous.

Your Before and After
was really smart.

Bag Lady in Red.
Who would have thought

to incorporate backpacks
into a skirt?

Not me.

You invented the new cargo pant!

And then this is incredible.

Like, the details on this

and the workmanship
are really fantastic.

Boy, is it a home run.

It's really, really gorgeous.

What I love about it is it also
has this volcanic aspect to it.

It's gorgeous.
I wish I could wear that.

I should wear that.
Gimme that, gimme that.

[all laugh]

- Up next, Raja.
- Hi.

When I saw you
turn the corner as Vanna...

I was, like, can I buy an O,
an M, and a G?

Because it was so good.

I loved
the Vanna White Realness.

For me, that was
instantly recognizable.

Your Olivia Newton-John Waters,

I definitely think you could
have gone further with John.

I couldn't see the moustache.

I was even using my bifocals,

and I was, like,
I still couldn't see it.

So I needed more John.

This look, it is spectacular.

It's too much
in the very best possible way.

Stun-ning.

So gorgeous.

How you did the flounciness
and the pleating

and the collar with the sleeves,

- this is, like, gobsmacking.
- Thank you.

Up next, Yvie Oddly.

Hi-ho!

So Vanna White Realness,

I love green and red hair
together.

It's a beautiful combination.

I really didn't get Vanna White,

but I did like what it was.

And the Cardi B. Arthur,

I mean, come on,
that is so stupid.

- [laughs]
- I love that.

I mean, just saying
those words together is funny.

I thought that was
really well done.

Cardi B. does the whole
tongue out thing.

Like, the tongue
and a bit of ass,

straightaway
I know that's Cardi B.

This look, it's kind of like

a deconstructed
kind of punk vibe to me.

Sometimes people just think
punk has to be black

and it has to be aggressive,

and I like that there was
a little bit of softness.

To make pink edgy is a skill.
I like this pink.

I think it's really cool.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Up next, The Vivienne.

Hi!

This dress is so gorgeous,
and you love it, don't you?

Yeah, I do. Aah!

[all laugh]

So beautiful.

You look incredible.

And the fact that you, you know,

whipped this up
for this challenge

is mind boggling to me.

RuPaul could wear this.

It's just really,
really beautiful.

And your Vanna White Realness,
it wasn't super, super Vanna,

but I was in love with it
because it was so beautiful.

And then your
Princess Diana Ross,

what I loved was coming out
and being Lady Di

and being very shy,

and then breaking into
the sort of celebratory moment.

That to me felt really Diana,

and I thought
that was really special,

and to me, quite sentimental.

Thank you.

Up next, Trinity the Tuck.

I loved that
Vanna White Realness.

You were selling it
really, really well

You were keeping it Wheel, okay?

Because it was the essence
of Vanna White.

It was gorgeous, it was opulent.

I loved that outfit.

RuPaul Charles II.

Who the fuck
knows who Charles II is?

I Googled him.
I know everything!

He was a king!

I really loved
what you did with it.

I think you presented it
really well.

This is really amazing.

You know how to do you so well.

You look kind of like
a sexy superhero.

Those cutouts look like they
were done by a laser machine.

How did you get
the symmetry so perfect?

Somehow math was involved.

Math?

I think that they have it
in some educational systems.

But in Alabama, you only learned
about King Charles.

Yep.
[all laugh]

- The second.
- The second, bitch.

[all laugh]

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we have to pick
our top two queens,

which isn't very easy tonight.

For me, it's definitely
Jaida Essence Hall and Shea.

Y'all, Jaida
came to slay tonight.

She came out swinging.

That Vanna White Realness
look was fantastic.

The best part about it was
the stupid faces she was making

when she was presenting it.

Her Before and After,

Bag Lady in Red,
how smart was that?

When I heard that,
I was, like, mm,

she's gonna do, like,
a bag lady, like, on the street.

- Right, right.
- And then she gave us

this quilted, chic ball skirt
with backpacks.

Her Realness of Fortune,
that, to me,

was one of my favorite looks
of the whole night.

It was dark, it was sexy,
and a little bit goth,

but not on the nose.

I think she absolutely
smashed it.

But also, Shea is really here
to play this game.

Her Gold Tooth Fairy
was fantastic.

I love the tongue-in-cheekness
of it.

It was current,
it felt like now, and I...

- It's timely.
- [laughs]

Very timely with the watches.
Thank you, Carson.

That bridal gown that she
made herself was so beautiful.

You know, when you think about
the way they end fashion shows

with the bridal look,
that was very that.

It was so smart,

the way she had the veil
sort of knotted,

and it was brilliant.

Shea is really, I think,

one of the strongest fashion
girls in the competition.

I want her to be in the top.

I'm a little torn
about that Vanna look.

And then Raja

was really one of the top
performances of the night.

That Vanna White Realness look,
every detail, perfect.

The hair, the makeup, stunning.

The Realness of Fortune look,

it looks like
a fashion illustration,

just those over-the-top ruffles.

The waist is too little
and the shoulders are too big,

and it's a fantasy.

That was, like,
cha-cha Liberace,

more is more.

I absolutely loved it.

But her Before and After
Olivia Newton-John Waters

was 99% bad Sandy
and 1% John Waters.

I will say this.

I'm completely impressed

by what Trinity did tonight,
every look.

Realness of Fortune,
that was incredible.

Dominatrix, sexy red dress.

I feel like that would take
professional seamstresses

over a week to make.

I don't know
how she whipped that out.

- She made her own riding crop.
- Mm-hmm.

Trinity's Vanna White Realness,

that gown I could
totally see on Vanna.

- Yes.
- So I really enjoyed that.

But if you're gonna play
RuPaul Charles,

why would you not do
RuPaul Charles Nelson Reilly?

You could come out
with RuPaul hair, an ascot.

Yeah, it was a stretch,

but again, she sold it so well,

and it was so clean,
it was so polished.

I guess RuPaul Charles Manson
was off the table.

- [laughs]
- Oh!

That would have been funny,
though!

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my legends.

- Where they at?
- Get 'em back.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your Realness
of Fortune runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

Trinity the Tuck...

Oh!

And Jaida Essence Hall.

[applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've each earned
a legendary Legend Star.

And you are both one step closer

to the grand finale

Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.

Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.

Well, shit.

Two legends stand before me.

Trinity and Jaida,

this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn the power

to block
one of your fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Give it to mama

♪ Give it, give it

♪ Give it to mama, mama

♪ Give it

♪ Give it to mama, mama

♪ For some
strange reason ♪

♪ You done pleasin' me,
like it's okay ♪

♪ Like a perm that's been left
too long, it starts to burn ♪

♪ The result is
it just won't take ♪

♪ So if you want to

♪ You got the green light,
uh-huh, uh, uh ♪

♪ So if you want to,
uh-huh, uh, uh ♪

♪ You got the green light,
uh-huh, uh, uh ♪

♪ Go, go, go

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Go, go, go

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Go, go, go

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Go, go, red light

♪ Ahh, green light

♪ I gave all I could give

♪ My love

♪ My heart

♪ Now we're facing the end

♪ From what you did
from the start ♪

♪ My love

[all laugh]

[trombone solo]

[all laugh]

♪ You're holdin' up traffic,
green means go ♪

♪ Go

♪ Go

♪ Go, go

♪ Go

♪ Green light

[cheers and applause]

That's how you do it, bitch!

That's how you do it, bitch!

Get them both $10,000.

Yes!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jaida Essence Hall,
con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

And you've earned a cash tip
of $10,000.

[all laugh]

Can I borrow a 20?

I'll give you two,

and you ain't gotta
pay it back. [laughs]

Trinity the Tuck, you are free
to slay another day.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

I got my star!

[cheers and applause]

Queens, please join Jaida
on the main stage.

Jaida Essence Hall,

with great power
comes great responsibility.

Using the platinum plunger...

Show us which queen
you've chosen to block.

Look, y'all, I don't wanna
think too hard about strategy,

because I'll confuse myself.

That's a real fact.

But at the same time,

the name of the game
is making it to the top four

and getting that $200,000.

So if I gotta block a bitch,
I'll do it.

You have a nice back.

That's what he said.

Pip-pip.

You look beautiful tonight.

Don't I?

[all chuckle]

Oh!
[all laugh]

You know what?

I deserve this.

[all laugh]

Jinkx, next week,
you can compete and even win,

but Jaida has blocked you from
earning a legendary Legend Star.

[tongue pop]

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen!
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

[all laugh]

♪ Cover girl

RuPaul:
Next time onAll Stars...

Everybody who has got a star
has been blocked but this bitch.

There's five stars and two
that have not been blocked.

Okay, bitch,
now you getting too cute.

Too close for comfort!

For this week's maxi-challenge,
you need to improv your way

through the enchanted TV
court show Fairytale Justice.

[all laugh]
Oh, no!

Order in the Fairytale Court!

She was howling in her pussy!

I have not drank
since this morning, I swear.

[cries]

Everyone is so good,
which is so, so annoying.

Bitch!
[slap]

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl

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