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Previously on "Faking It"...
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From now on, I'll just
stay out of your life.
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Maybe that's for the best.
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What it would do to Karma if she found out
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that her soul mate slept with you?
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I was born intersex.
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The pills I take are hormone replacements.
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I'm worried you're pulling away.
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I could never hate you.
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I could never hate you, either.
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Karma.
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Hi...
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Hey...
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I thought you might want
your work shirt back.
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I washed it.
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And ironed it.
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If it smells like weed,
it's because it's been
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within ten feet of my parents.
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Thanks.
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So what are you working on?
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Oh, uh... oh, it's nothin'.
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Mr. Humble.
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I'm sure it's brilliant.
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Wow, a heart.
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Karma...
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- You really nailed it.
- Karma...
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I should go.
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I have trig with Mr. Hanley,
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and if I'm late, I'm
gonna have to sit up front
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and get a spittle shower.
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You and Karma are having a girls' weekend?
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Sure that's a good idea?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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Oh, I don't know, maybe because last week
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you told her you were in love with her?
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She doesn't feel the same way,
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and that's okay, but
I'm so glad I told her.
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I'm living my truth.
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Nice try, Oprah.
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I know you're lying.
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I've been celibate for six days,
and my senses are heightened.
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I'm not.
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Look, I told you my, my biggest fear
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was losing my best friend,
and that didn't happen.
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So there's no weirdness
between you two at all?
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It's only weird if we make things weird,
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and we're not making it weird.
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That's weird.
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Amy, you just handed Karma your heart,
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and she chopped it up
like a spicy tuna roll.
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Hey, she's not the enemy.
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We both did some pretty messed up things.
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She lied about being a lesbian
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to be popular and sleep with Liam.
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What do you have to feel guilty about?
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There you are.
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Oh... Hey... You.
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Hey... Oh...
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Oh, gosh, look at the time.
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I... I'm late for...
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stuff.
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Call ya later, weirdo.
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What were you guys, uh, talkin' about?
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Nothin', just gay stuff.
You know how it is.
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Great, more secrets.
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I promise they're not about you.
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Hey, we still on for crashing
sing-along frozen tonight?
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I was up all night workin' on our costumes.
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Yeah, sure.
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Pick me up at 8:00?
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"5:00 to 5:30, bake snickerdoodles."
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Startin' out strong, I like it.
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"5:30 to 5:45, eat snickerdoodles."
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Hmm.
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"5:45 to 6:00, regret
eating snickerdoodles."
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Sounds like a lot.
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We could dial it back,
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which will give us more time
for the trashy magazine quizzes.
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"How well do you really know Beyonce?"
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Hmm.
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"Are you good-girl
hot or bad-girl hot?"
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And "do you secretly have
a crush on your b-f... "
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Maybe not that one.
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What's the big black box at 6:30?
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Our Twilight hate-watch black hole.
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We're gonna lose all
concept of space and time.
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Sign me up for all of it.
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Perfect, now let's get out of our clothes
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and into some sweats.
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I'm sorry.
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Is this weird? I... I'm
just tryin' to act normal.
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What? Oh, yeah, no, yeah, totally.
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It just...
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My face is doin' this, because...
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I really need to pee.
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Occupied.
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I'll just wait until you're
through. Don't mind me.
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Get out of here.
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Not until we talk.
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Whatever it is you want to say can wait
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till I'm not on the toilet.
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No, it can't.
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Fine. What is it?
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Uh... I... I was...
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I was wondering if you...
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If you wanted to hang out
with me and Karma this weekend.
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Why? We hate each other.
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We do not.
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Turn around. I need to wipe.
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We just got started on the wrong foot.
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And now that we're sisters,
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we should really give it another shot.
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Lucky for you, my plans canceled.
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Looks like I'm not the only
one havin' a crappy day.
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I'm havin' a crappy week.
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Man, I hate to brag, but
mine was the crappiest.
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I just moved here from Decatur
to live with my grandma,
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'cause my pops went to prison for sleepin'
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with one of his patients.
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- That sucks.
- Yeah,
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and he's a veterinarian.
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I'm just [Bleep] with
ya. He's a pediatrician.
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- Really?
- No, not really.
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Wow, you're gullible.
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- Yeah, I guess I am.
- He's a mortician.
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But leadin' with the other two
doesn't make it sound as bad.
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Okay, you win; you definitely
had the crappiest week.
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Thank you.
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If I help you change that flat,
can my prize be a ride home?
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- Got a deal.
- All right.
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While we work, will you explain
to me what the deal is here?
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Today in the cafeteria, they served tempeh.
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- What the hell is that?
- Soybean cake.
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If you marinate it the right
way, it tastes just like...
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Feet.
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That's nasty.
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I'm so full I look pregnant.
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When I think about how many
calories I just ingested,
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I want to cry.
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Yeah, that was disgusting.
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It was like watching two hyenas feeding.
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You're not allowed to
participate in cookie remorse
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unless you ate one.
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Hey, I are half of one,
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and instead of complaining,
I'm gonna work it off tomorrow.
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Hmm, is it cold in here, or is it just me?
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It's you.
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I'm gonna go grab my fuzzy socks.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Is she blackmailing you again?
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Because if so, we should call the cops.
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No, why do you ask?
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Because you invited her
to be our third wheel,
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unless you want to have a third wheel,
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because you feel weird
about being alone with me.
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What?
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Stop smoking crack. I
just feel bad for her.
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This whole intersex thing
really humanized her.
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Poor thing.
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Yeah, it is really sad.
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Oh, it was just so much easier
when we could just hate her.
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Okay, Sven, check out your antlers.
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Oh, hello.
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Shane, meet Theo.
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He's new at school, so I
invited him out with us tonight.
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Oh, you can be Elsa. I have the dress.
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I was gonna wear it,
but it felt... expected.
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Nah, I'm good.
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Actually, we were talkin'
about a change of plans.
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Theo knows this great
dive bar just outside town.
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The police are too scared to go in there.
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And that's a good thing?
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Yeah, they don't card.
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I'm not exactly dressed for that.
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I know, I'm sorry, I just
think is my speed tonight.
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If you don't want to go, I get it.
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We'll just drop you off on the way.
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No, it's fine.
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I'll just... "Let it go."
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"Let it go."
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But I'm gonna change first.
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He must go all out for Halloween.
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It is epic.
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You gonna watch the whole movie on mute?
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Yeah, so we could add our commentary.
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Why do vampires glisten in the sun?
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What evolutionary purpose
could that possibly serve?
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It makes Edward more dreamy.
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He's a paler than a marshmallow,
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you could watch a movie off his forehead.
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Back me up, Lauren.
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Well, he's 200 years old
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and hitting on a
16-year-old girl.
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- That's kind of gross.
- Thank you.
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Then again, there's something irresistible
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about a rich, brooding bad boy.
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Totally.
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And they're always scowling at each other.
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They don't look like
they're having a good time.
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Of course they are. He's her O.T.P.
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- O.T.P.?
- One true pairing.
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She means they're soul mates.
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Exactly.
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But then again, maybe
Jacob's her soul mate?
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After all, he's been her loyal
friend for her whole life.
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So loyal.
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Maybe she's been too dazzled
by Edward's disco ball skin
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to see that they'd be perfect together.
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But she doesn't feel that way about Jacob,
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even if part of her wishes she did.
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Maybe if she tried...
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she's in love with Edward.
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Jeez, are we still talking about Twilight?
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Oh, I can't believe we're here.
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But I shouldn't be watching this.
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My parents would call this sorcery.
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Can I take a selfie?
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Oh, I should move.
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You guys probably want to hold hands.
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Lauren, can I speak to you for a moment?
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But Bella's about to
give birth to Renesmee.
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It's important.
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And that is the stupidest
character name ever.
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- I love your braid...
- What's wrong, sis?
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- You seem upset.
- I was nice enough to invite
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you to hang out with us.
And you invite those two.
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Please. You weren't being nice.
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I overheard everything you and Karma said.
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Of course you did, that's
your signature move.
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- Look, about that...
- Karma was right.
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You only invited me
because things are so weird
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between you two.
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So I thought I'd make them weirder.
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Things aren't weird between us.
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Really? So there are no
more secrets between you?
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Nope.
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Everything's out in the open.
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Let's put that to the test.
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Who's up for some truth or date?
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What? Seriously?
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Welcome to bait and tackle.
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This place is awesome.
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It smells like pee.
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Uh, just in this corner.
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- Who's up for a game of pool?
- Yeah, I'm in.
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Shane, you got the winner.
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Oh, that's right.
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I live in Texas.
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Ketchup, chocolate sauce, vinegar, and...
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2 cups of Mayo.
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Oh, plus...
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It's not fair you get to go first.
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I rolled a six. You can always chose truth.
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Give your friends a chance
to get to know you better.
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My turn.
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- Come on. Please?
- Oh, please.
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Me, me, me, me, me.
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Pick me. Pick me. Pick me. Pick me.
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Karma.
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00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,930
Truth or dare?
261
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,901
Uh...
262
00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:12,636
Dare?
263
00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,905
I dare you to kiss Amy
264
00:11:14,973 --> 00:11:19,043
for 60 seconds...
265
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,011
with tongue.
266
00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:26,950
- Nice shot.
- [Bleep] You, you monkey butt.
267
00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:29,352
Oh, well [Bleep] you
too, you [Bleep] [Bleep].
268
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,088
I hate you and your
[Bleep] face [Bleep]wad.
269
00:11:32,156 --> 00:11:33,957
Whoa. Hey, you okay?
270
00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:36,426
Finally a guy who cares about me,
271
00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:38,094
unlike that piece of [Bleep].
272
00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:40,463
Never should have gotten his
named tattooed on my back...
273
00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:42,198
Uh, can I please see it?
274
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,467
It would really turn my evening around.
275
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,104
Whoa.
276
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:51,341
Uh... maybe you could change
it into a flower or a dolphin
277
00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:52,342
or something?
278
00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:56,311
Hey, you hittin' on my girl?
279
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,047
I'm guessing you're Bubba.
280
00:11:58,114 --> 00:12:00,416
But don't worry. She's not really my type.
281
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:03,019
Not your type? Are you a homo?
282
00:12:03,086 --> 00:12:05,421
I am a homo... a homo sapien.
283
00:12:05,488 --> 00:12:07,122
What species are you?
284
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:09,091
I'm a heterosexual.
285
00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:10,426
Really?
286
00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:11,994
'Cause you're standing awfully close,
287
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:14,063
but you should know I'm not into back hair,
288
00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,630
and I'm guessing you've got a lot.
289
00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:16,965
Uh, we were just leaving.
290
00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:18,767
It's time for his seizure medication.
291
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:21,136
I got this.
292
00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:26,808
That seemed like a much
better idea in my head.
293
00:12:30,713 --> 00:12:32,080
Let's roll.
294
00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:38,373
Time starts when your tongues touch.
295
00:12:53,922 --> 00:12:56,323
Actually, you know what?
I'm... I'm gonna go with truth.
296
00:12:58,093 --> 00:12:59,827
Boo.
297
00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,629
How was sex with Liam Booker?
298
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,997
Ooh, good one.
299
00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,032
I'm curious about that myself.
300
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,503
Um...
301
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:10,905
It was fine.
302
00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:13,840
Nothing to write home about.
303
00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:17,544
Amy, do you agree?
304
00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:19,880
What? Excuse me?
305
00:13:19,948 --> 00:13:23,017
Didn't you guys have a threesome?
306
00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:27,186
O... oh... Yeah, we didn't
go through with it, though,
307
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:28,522
and, Lisbeth, it's not your turn.
308
00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:31,758
There are rules for a reason, people.
309
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:34,461
Okay.
310
00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:37,631
I chose... Lauren.
311
00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:39,132
Truth or dare?
312
00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:41,200
Dare.
313
00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:46,639
And then, Liam, you punched that guy
314
00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,174
with the bottle when he tried to hit me.
315
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:50,009
And then, Shane... but,
Shane, oh, my goodness,
316
00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:52,345
those were some crazy-ass
Tarantino moves back there.
317
00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:53,646
Where'd you learn how to do that?
318
00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:54,914
Nepal.
319
00:13:54,982 --> 00:13:56,916
I was raised by a group of Shaolin monks.
320
00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:59,284
- No way.
- Of course not.
321
00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:00,886
When you grow up gay in Texas,
322
00:14:00,954 --> 00:14:02,588
you sign up for tae kwon do early.
323
00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:03,956
Okay, Shane, here you go, man.
324
00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:06,124
Nighty-night.
325
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:07,660
What's gotten into you?
326
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:09,061
I don't want to talk about it.
327
00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:10,629
If you have something to say, say it.
328
00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:12,264
Fine.
329
00:14:12,332 --> 00:14:14,032
I think you picked that fight tonight.
330
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,234
- Why would I do that?
- Because you were jealous.
331
00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:18,636
Of Theo? Of course not.
332
00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:19,771
Don't be ridiculous.
333
00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,139
Besides, I like him.
334
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:22,574
You know, he had my back.
335
00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:24,242
You're the one who tried to
pull me away when that guy
336
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,743
was being a total dickwad.
337
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:27,079
I was just tryin' to protect you,
338
00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:29,581
which is more than you did for me.
339
00:14:29,648 --> 00:14:30,815
What are you talking about?
340
00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:32,750
You kept Amy's secret at my expense.
341
00:14:32,818 --> 00:14:35,052
You basically chose her over me.
342
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,324
That's not what happened.
343
00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:42,594
Well, that's what it feels like.
344
00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:43,995
- Liam...
- I'm done talking about it.
345
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,997
Please, go.
346
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:57,875
Um... should I move to the front?
347
00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:01,945
I'm ready. Just do it.
348
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,090
- I can't do it.
- Oh, thank God. My turn.
349
00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:18,829
Hand it over. I'll do it.
350
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:19,996
Truth. Truth. I choose truth.
351
00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:22,798
Just shut that thing off.
352
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:27,570
What to ask...
353
00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:34,377
How about, were you born
different than the rest of us?
354
00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:39,448
Are you in love with Liam Booker?
355
00:15:39,516 --> 00:15:44,654
Are you taking hormones?
356
00:15:44,721 --> 00:15:47,389
Have you ever masturbated
thinking about Karma?
357
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,163
I don't want to play anymore.
358
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,201
Is green really your favorite color?
359
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,800
Amy? Can I come in?
360
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:06,736
I don't want to talk about it.
361
00:16:06,804 --> 00:16:09,773
Since when has that stopped me before?
362
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,674
Ugh, I wish I never told you.
363
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,443
It changed everything.
364
00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:15,144
No, it didn't.
365
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:16,846
Karma, when our hands touched,
366
00:16:16,914 --> 00:16:18,782
you pulled yours away like I had ebola.
367
00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:20,617
And that kiss...
368
00:16:20,684 --> 00:16:22,886
Admit it; you're grossed out
that I'm attracted to you.
369
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:25,854
No, I'm not.
370
00:16:25,923 --> 00:16:27,957
I swear I'm not grossed out.
371
00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:29,591
I'm flattered.
372
00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:31,327
Yeah, right.
373
00:16:31,395 --> 00:16:34,363
I just wish that I felt the same way.
374
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:35,798
I know how painful it must be,
375
00:16:35,865 --> 00:16:38,234
and I don't want to make it worse.
376
00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:41,137
It's not like I know how
to stop being irresistible.
377
00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:47,375
Wow, did you really just say that?
378
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:48,977
Yeah, I really did.
379
00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,846
I'm sorry.
380
00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:54,450
I'm doing this all wrong; I just
don't know what the rules are.
381
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,852
I don't know, either.
382
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,787
Well, we can't figure it out
if we don't talk about it,
383
00:16:59,855 --> 00:17:03,091
no matter how uncomfortable it is.
384
00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:06,027
Yeah, I know.
385
00:17:06,095 --> 00:17:10,365
Like, can we sleep in
the same bed together?
386
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:13,201
'Cause if not, I'm happy
to sleep on the couch.
387
00:17:13,269 --> 00:17:14,836
Okay, well...
388
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,037
I'm not "happy," but I'll do it.
389
00:17:20,075 --> 00:17:22,209
I think I can handle that.
390
00:17:22,277 --> 00:17:24,078
Yay.
391
00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:27,047
And how do you feel about back rubs?
392
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,684
I think we have to work up to that.
393
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,452
Got it, no worries.
394
00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:34,421
I'm patient.
395
00:17:34,489 --> 00:17:35,990
No, don't... stop.
396
00:17:36,057 --> 00:17:38,725
Don't do it. No. Stop it.
397
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:42,196
Sure I feel bad but not that bad.
398
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:44,764
Amy was really struggling. She needed me.
399
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:46,500
Liam's straight; He doesn't understand
400
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,268
how confusing it is to
question your sexuality.
401
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,437
That's true, but have
you thought about things
402
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,507
from Liam's point of view?
403
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:54,941
I don't want to think about things
404
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:56,209
from Liam's point of view.
405
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,378
I want to bitch to my boyfriend.
406
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,847
Honey, I hear you're in pain,
407
00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,849
but this is one of those
times when you have to decide
408
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,950
whether to feed the good
wolf or the bad wolf.
409
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:07,053
Not the [Bleep] wolves again.
410
00:18:07,121 --> 00:18:09,322
That's it. I can't. We're done.
411
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,427
If you expect me to apologize,
don't hold your breath.
412
00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:16,896
Come to think of it, hold it.
413
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,398
Look, I'm sorry. You were right.
414
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,599
I did invite you because
I wanted a third wheel.
415
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,734
Thank you.
416
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,968
But I feel really bad about it,
417
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,737
especially after what you shared with us...
418
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,338
Okay, zip it. I don't need your pity.
419
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,541
In fact, I'm the one that
should be pitying you.
420
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,076
For what?
421
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,310
I think you slept with Liam,
422
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:36,248
and now you have to live
with the crushing guilt.
423
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,816
What? That's insane. Why would you even...
424
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,718
I found the empty box for
your morning-after pill
425
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,622
in the bathroom.
426
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,824
Don't worry. I won't tell Karma.
427
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,427
And I'm supposed to trust you?
428
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,162
I had my chance last night,
429
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:54,098
but as much as I wanted
to, we're sisters now,
430
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,700
and there's a code.
431
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,636
Besides, even I'm not that cruel.
432
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,605
It would kill her.
433
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,873
I know.
434
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,243
It's hard to keep secrets that big.
435
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,212
Trust me, I know.
436
00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:14,452
Well, I don't pity you.
437
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:16,587
Actually, I feel closer to you.
438
00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:19,356
That's what happens when you let people in.
439
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,757
I should write that down.
440
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:24,128
"Life lessons from my
sexually confused stepsister."
441
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,163
♪ I smell waffles ♪
442
00:19:27,231 --> 00:19:30,266
What are you guys talking about?
443
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:32,535
Oh, you know, just sister stuff.
444
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,042
I have a medical condition
445
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,044
called androgen insensitivity syndrome,
446
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:44,046
and the side effects include
good hair, great skin,
447
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:46,048
and no body odor.
448
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:49,051
Oh, cool. Can we get it too?
449
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,762
It's not something you can get.
450
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,331
I was born with XY chromosomes,
451
00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:04,600
but I developed as a female, okay?
452
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,568
The pills I take are
estrogen, because my body
453
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:08,203
doesn't make any.
454
00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:10,506
There.
455
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:12,742
Now you know.
456
00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:14,343
Can you have kids?
457
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,922
If it makes you feel better, I have eczema.
458
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,159
This is not group sharing, Lisbeth.
459
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,530
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