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Previously on Faking It...
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We are nothing alike.
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Arrogant, self-centered, controlling.
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- Face it: we're not good people.
- Hey.
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I don't want to break up
Hester's cutest couple.
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We could have a threesome.
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This might as well be
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a big, bi-curious bat signal in the sky.
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If Karma expects me to leave,
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then I have to get her to want me to stay.
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- Whoa.
- I know.
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I can't do this.
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So I'm trying this new thing
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where I only wash my hair twice a week.
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What do you think... too
flat, or is it kind of chic?
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I hear that shampoo
strips the essential oils.
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We're not gonna talk about the threesome?
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The one you ran out of
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like you were robbing a convenience store?
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You know how people in movies
wind up in strange towns
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and forget their names
and how they got there?
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That's me.
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Total amnesia about the whole thing.
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Tell me what happened. Why did you leave?
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Was it our kiss?
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No! No.
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I just realized that things
got totally out of control.
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I made you dress up like Dita Von Teese
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and kiss a boy you don't even like.
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You don't like him, right?
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Karma, you can't be serious.
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See, this lie has turned me into your pimp,
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which is why we have to break up.
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What? Now?
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It was a stupid idea
that got way out of hand.
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I mean, you agree, enough is enough, right?
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But you said we were waiting
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until our status at school was cemented.
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Well, if the price of that
is whoring out my best friend,
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then I don't want it.
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But it's crucial that we handle this right.
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Our lesbian lie worked so well,
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the school thinks we're the cutest couple
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since Zooey Deschanel got that new puppy.
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I'm guessing you have a plan.
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Neither of us want to look
like the bad guy, right?
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We're celebs at school,
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so we'll act like celebrity couples
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who have gracefully
split in the public eye.
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Finally, my subscription
to Us Weekly is paying off.
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Step one: skip each other's premieres.
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To hint at a growing distance between us.
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Step two: dive into work.
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Step three: issue a joint press release
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saying, "We've decided
to go our separate ways,
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but we'll always be best friends"?
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Just like we were right before
all this craziness happened.
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Here's the list of handy responses
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in case people ask where I am.
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Why would people ask me that?
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Because we're spending today apart.
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But...
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She felt something when you kissed,
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and now she's pushing you away.
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You think?
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I mean, it was really hot.
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I'm surprised that cheap
motel didn't burst into flames.
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Oh, I love lesbian porn. It's so elegant.
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Continue. What happened next?
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Once we came up for air,
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we looked into each other's
eyes, and we saw each other.
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I mean, we really saw each other.
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Maybe for the first time.
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So after that hot kiss and all the seeing,
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then what?
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And then Liam kissed me, and Karma ran out,
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and now she doesn't want to talk about it.
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Screech of tires. You kissed Liam?
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Shh!
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How was it?
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It was like... you know when you're outside
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on a sunny spring day,
and you see a butterfly,
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and you go "Ah," and then
the world stops for a second,
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and then it's gone?
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It was like that.
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- Wow.
- Wow? No, not wow.
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Not wow?
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No. Wow was kissing Karma.
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If Liam was spotting a butterfly,
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Karma was spotting a soaring eagle,
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and, oh, my God, I was with her,
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and it was magical, and I
wish it could last forever.
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Honey, I don't want to
shoot you out of the sky,
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but your eagle soared away
right after you kissed Liam.
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Yeah, so?
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So she sounds jealous.
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Karma is in denial,
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like I was after our homecoming kiss.
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I just need to keep us from breaking up
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until she has time to
accept her feelings for me.
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I hope you're right.
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I hate keeping secrets from Liam.
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And I really want you to be
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with the love of your life and stuff.
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You're not gonna break your
gay scout's honor, are you?
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They would strip me of
my badge in leatherwork.
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Hi, Irma.
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Amy, I see you're solo today.
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Where's your other half?
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I saved you two the
last slice of cherry pie.
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She's taking time to focus on her studies.
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Good for her. Smart girl.
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Did y'all hear?
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Karma and Amy are breaking up.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Dream girls ♪
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♪ Dream girls, dream girls ♪
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Aw, poor Amy.
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♪ Dream girls ♪
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What, is my fly open?
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Hang in there.
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Give me an interview
for the school's Tumblr.
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This story is huge,
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and my readers are hungry for facts.
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How did you hear we're breaking up?
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The whole school knows.
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The whole school?
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Please respect our privacy
at this difficult time.
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Liam.
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♪ Well, they're an army of thieves ♪
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I'm guessing you heard.
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About your breakup?
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What happened to the old days
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when news was delivered by horseback
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or phones with cords?
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Is this because I kissed
Amy at the threesome?
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It's pretty uncool to invite
a guy into something like that
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and then get upset when he participates.
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That's not what this is about.
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Look, I don't know what your plan is,
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but you shouldn't have dragged me into it.
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No, Liam, look.
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When I saw you two...
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You know...
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I realized this is insane.
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Everything got totally out of control,
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and I forced you to make out
with a girl you don't even like.
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Are you serious?
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I'm so over all this drama.
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I told you up front,
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I didn't want to break
up Hester's cutest couple!
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- You didn't.
- Then what did?
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♪ What about, what about us? ♪
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We're breaking up because
I don't wanna have kids?
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What? It's true. We need a reason.
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And since neither of us can be the bad guy,
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we pull a Brad and Jen.
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We say that I wanna
have kids and you don't.
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You're demented.
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We're teenagers... we
don't care about having kids
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until we accidentally get pregnant.
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And why are we here?
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It stinks.
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The kids thing speaks to
our future as a couple.
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We obviously want different things,
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so we're moving on, but
we'll always be best friends.
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Brad and Jen don't seem like best friends.
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We don't know.
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Maybe they order pizza
and watch The Bachelor
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while Angelina's at refugee camps.
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Do you hear yourself?
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This is too much.
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I say we just slow the whole thing down...
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It's too late.
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All we can do now is control the message.
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Okay, so maybe not the kids thing.
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I wanna go to a big state university,
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and you wanna go to some
artsy-fartsy college.
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We need to be ahead of the gossip.
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Vashti Nadira requested a sit-down today,
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and I said yes.
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But... No, we are not
discussing our relationship
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with the school's Tumblr.
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Don't I get a say in this?
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I'm the planner.
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And what does that make me?
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The executor.
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Sounds badass.
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I'll see you after school.
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Lisbeth, you look like
a horse eating a carrot.
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Never bite string cheese.
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Like this.
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I have never missed my friends from Dallas
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more than in this moment.
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- There she is.
- Hey, Karma.
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- Why'd you guys break up?
- Tell us.
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It's so sad they're breaking up.
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They got me through my dog dying.
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Ugh, there must be something
else this school can fixate on!
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Electronic smog, GMOs.
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I'm sure there's a polar bear stranded
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on an iceberg somewhere.
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What you guys talking about?
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How all this pathetic school can talk about
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is Karma and Amy's breakup.
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I bet it was poor communication.
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I bet they fought about money.
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I bet it was their threesome.
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Booker!
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How was it?
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That bro's so [Bleep] lucky.
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He's hooked up with all
the hot girls at school,
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plus gets a lesbian threesome.
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Not all the hot girls.
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Just most of them.
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Here's the deal. I don't pull punches.
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I won't twist your words around,
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but I can smell bull[Bleep] a mile away.
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My readers expect the truth.
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So why is everyone's favorite couple
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calling it quits?
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First of all, this split
is completely amicable.
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We just have
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very different visions for our future.
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How so?
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I see myself at a state university,
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and Amy sees herself at a
small liberal arts school,
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someplace intimate.
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Actually, Vashti, just changed my mind.
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I do want someplace bigger.
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The more people, the better.
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No, you don't.
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You hate people.
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Who hates people?
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I don't, that's who.
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Last week, you said that
you would rather be devoured
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by termites than go to a state school.
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Sometimes we push things
away that we really want.
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Then there's hope for you two.
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You're clearly not on the same page.
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I can't help wondering
if you're covering up
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the real reason for the split.
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What? What do you mean?
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I understand there was a
threesome with Liam Booker?
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I assume you've heard about the breakup.
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Haven't seen so much speculation
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since someone took a dump
in Ethan Wick's locker.
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Not interested.
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Let's go get stoned and play video games
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where we blow [Bleep] up.
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I like the words coming out of your mouth.
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There he is!
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How many hearts are you gonna break,
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- Liam Booker?
- Yeah!
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Women are more than just sex objects.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, and why didn't you ever call me?
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Stay strong, Brandi.
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First, it's these hotties.
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And now Hester's less attractive lesbians?
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When will the tyranny end?
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[Bleep] this.
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Thanks, girls.
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Y'all go drink that
coconut water I brought.
265
00:09:44,090 --> 00:09:45,655
Keep that good skin hydrated.
266
00:09:45,657 --> 00:09:47,724
Let's go.
267
00:09:47,726 --> 00:09:49,626
You've got this all twisted.
268
00:09:49,628 --> 00:09:51,194
Liam didn't do anything wrong.
269
00:09:51,196 --> 00:09:53,162
I couldn't care less about Liam Booker,
270
00:09:53,164 --> 00:09:54,731
but these hotties sure do.
271
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,399
And now I'm their ringleader.
272
00:09:56,401 --> 00:09:59,603
Things around here are about to change.
273
00:09:59,605 --> 00:10:02,405
♪ Staring you in the eye ♪
274
00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:07,037
They're right.
275
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,805
I knew Karma had a girlfriend,
but I kept seeing her.
276
00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:11,874
Why are you beating yourself up like this?
277
00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:13,743
It's not your fault they broke up.
278
00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:16,346
- Trust me.
- I'm a Booker, remember?
279
00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:18,081
We're genetically designed
to ruin people's lives.
280
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,849
Not this again.
281
00:10:19,851 --> 00:10:21,884
Look, you're not the ass[Bleep] here,
282
00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:24,954
and you don't deserve
to be treated like one.
283
00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,456
I'm gonna be your Olivia Pope.
284
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:30,125
I'll create another scandal
to distract people from you
285
00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:32,161
while wearing killer outfits.
286
00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:33,195
No, no, come on.
287
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,064
- Let it go, okay?
- It'll be easy.
288
00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:36,432
I've already got the right target.
289
00:10:36,434 --> 00:10:37,933
All I need is the right dirt.
290
00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:40,102
Promise me you're not gonna get involved.
291
00:10:40,104 --> 00:10:41,303
Gay scout's honor.
292
00:10:41,305 --> 00:10:43,905
Okay, okay, I promise.
293
00:10:48,744 --> 00:10:50,312
Sparrow face, girls.
294
00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:51,380
Eyes wide.
295
00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:52,847
Pucker those lips like a baby bird.
296
00:10:52,849 --> 00:10:55,083
- Why are we doing this?
- It slims the face.
297
00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:56,117
Trust me, you'll love it.
298
00:10:59,923 --> 00:11:02,924
Uh, lisbeth, why don't you go help Leila?
299
00:11:02,926 --> 00:11:05,827
You're so good at framing.
300
00:11:27,782 --> 00:11:30,484
There's a rumor that
you and Karma broke up.
301
00:11:30,486 --> 00:11:33,087
If it got all the way to
me, I'm guessing it's true.
302
00:11:33,089 --> 00:11:34,722
Yeah, we did.
303
00:11:34,724 --> 00:11:36,289
I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on.
304
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:39,093
I got two of those, you
know, if one gets too damp.
305
00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:42,028
I do seem to have a lot of
lunches free all of a sudden.
306
00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:44,531
- I lunch.
- How's today?
307
00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:46,733
Good, and I believe the grain of the day
308
00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:49,402
at the cafeteria is millet, so get excited.
309
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,538
Bye.
310
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,441
Bye.
311
00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:57,444
Anything you can think of?
312
00:11:57,446 --> 00:11:59,411
Elizabeth?
313
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,547
I haven't been called
my real name in so long,
314
00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:02,949
I forgot what it feels like.
315
00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:04,817
We really shouldn't be doing this.
316
00:12:04,819 --> 00:12:06,452
Lauren seems to have
found some new friends.
317
00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:08,121
Why can't you?
318
00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:09,455
Here you go, Shane.
319
00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,257
- Special request.
- Thanks, Irma.
320
00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:12,859
You're the best. Love your hair.
321
00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:14,160
Really youthful.
322
00:12:14,162 --> 00:12:15,594
Girls, do you like chocolate
323
00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:17,129
or vanilla?
324
00:12:17,131 --> 00:12:19,231
Lauren never lets us have refined sugars.
325
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:22,535
Well, you're under my protection now.
326
00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:27,873
Oh, I got something.
327
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,975
She chews her pens.
328
00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:32,978
And she says she has her
period, like, every other week.
329
00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:36,447
She sneezed in my face once
and didn't even apologize.
330
00:12:36,449 --> 00:12:38,850
As unhygienic as that is,
none of those are scandals.
331
00:12:38,852 --> 00:12:40,886
I need something I can work with.
332
00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:42,921
Something juicy.
333
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:50,228
Well, there are those pills.
334
00:12:57,804 --> 00:12:59,170
Vashti, we need to talk.
335
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:00,438
People are getting the wrong idea
336
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,406
about why Amy and I broke up.
337
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:04,041
On the record?
338
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:06,744
Our breakup wasn't Liam Booker's fault.
339
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:07,778
Really?
340
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,446
My sources say otherwise.
341
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,816
What are you talking about?
342
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,921
Love triangles are very unstable.
343
00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:19,690
They always topple over on someone.
344
00:13:21,726 --> 00:13:23,860
You're being very brave.
345
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,697
Anything you wanna share with my readers?
346
00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:29,266
It's been really hard dealing
with Amy's sex addiction.
347
00:13:31,105 --> 00:13:33,105
I had to do what I had to do.
348
00:13:33,107 --> 00:13:34,606
Sex addiction?
349
00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:36,908
Isn't that what broke up
Katy Perry and Russell Brand?
350
00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:39,445
I'd like to know what
calling me a sex addict
351
00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:40,812
has to do with helping Liam.
352
00:13:40,814 --> 00:13:42,647
Oh.
353
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:45,050
So now you care about Liam.
354
00:13:45,052 --> 00:13:47,086
Maybe we should talk about
that picture of you two
355
00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:48,820
being all grabby in
the courtyard yesterday.
356
00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:50,689
Looked pretty cozy to me.
357
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,958
What?
358
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,293
No, that's not at all what it looked like.
359
00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,494
Really?
360
00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,229
Because it looked like
a repeat of that kiss
361
00:13:58,231 --> 00:14:02,467
from the threesome, which
you sure seemed to enjoy.
362
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,569
You are jealous.
363
00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:06,070
It looked like I had a right to be.
364
00:14:06,072 --> 00:14:09,907
This was all about Liam,
and it always has been.
365
00:14:09,909 --> 00:14:12,977
Well, you know how much I like him.
366
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:15,480
How can I not? He's
all you ever talk about.
367
00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:17,615
You're like a horny parrot:
368
00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:22,152
"Liam Booker, Liam Booker, Liam Booker!"
369
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,688
Fine. Maybe I overreacted.
370
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:27,024
No, you made yourself perfectly clear.
371
00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:28,458
I know what role you want me to play,
372
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,294
and I am sick of playing it.
373
00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:34,031
I think we should break up.
374
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:36,066
For real.
375
00:14:37,869 --> 00:14:40,303
Amy, come on. Let's not fight.
376
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,676
At first you think he's really evolved,
377
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,579
but at his core, Liam's only out for Liam.
378
00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:51,348
When you say "Core," I think "Abs."
379
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,950
And his are amazing.
380
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:55,518
I do a hundred crunches a day,
381
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,553
and that dude's still got mine beat.
382
00:14:57,555 --> 00:14:59,455
Could we please change the subject?
383
00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:01,223
Who here wants to know where I got my top?
384
00:15:01,225 --> 00:15:03,292
Hate to break up the kaffeeklatsch, ladies,
385
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,861
but this news flash can't wait.
386
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,663
What, did Amy and Liam run off to elope?
387
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,632
Actually, you're the target of this tidbit,
388
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:10,900
pains me to say.
389
00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:12,368
They're already calling
this "Lauren-gate."
390
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,902
Oh, is that right, Perez Hilton?
391
00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:15,871
I've got nothing to hide.
392
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,041
Okay, then tell me about the pills.
393
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,142
The pills you take all the time
394
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:23,745
that you don't want anyone to see.
395
00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,284
Good day, Hester High.
396
00:15:29,286 --> 00:15:30,786
Before we start our announcements...
397
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:32,921
brought to you by Skwerkel...
398
00:15:32,923 --> 00:15:34,522
we have a very special guest.
399
00:15:34,524 --> 00:15:36,925
Now, I know we've all
been thrown for a loop
400
00:15:36,927 --> 00:15:39,260
by the breakup of our
beloved Karma and Amy,
401
00:15:39,262 --> 00:15:44,732
but Karma's here to say a few words.
402
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,668
Thanks, Penelope.
403
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,270
And thank you, everybody,
404
00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:52,940
for giving me a chance to
clear up some misinformation
405
00:15:52,942 --> 00:15:55,643
you might have heard.
406
00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:58,746
I was the one who invited
Liam into a threesome
407
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:00,682
with me and Amy.
408
00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:01,849
Why? I don't know.
409
00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:02,950
What can I say?
410
00:16:02,952 --> 00:16:04,819
I'm confused.
411
00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:06,921
I don't know what I want.
412
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:10,157
All I know is that I don't wanna hurt a guy
413
00:16:10,159 --> 00:16:11,625
who's truly great.
414
00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:14,394
And...
415
00:16:14,396 --> 00:16:17,331
I don't wanna lose Amy,
416
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,899
the person in this world
who means the most to me.
417
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:27,006
I never meant to hurt her.
418
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:29,976
I never meant to hurt any of you.
419
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:37,083
So thanks for listening.
420
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,801
I'm so sorry.
421
00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,570
It's okay.
422
00:16:57,572 --> 00:17:00,939
Let's never fight again, okay?
423
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,008
Never? Us?
424
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:20,236
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
425
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,406
Guess we should give
the crowd what they want.
426
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:27,642
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
427
00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:32,814
So...
428
00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:35,851
what do celebrities do when
they've gotten back together?
429
00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,086
Vacation in Cabo?
430
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:38,453
Record a duet?
431
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,055
Ooh, I know... matching tattoos.
432
00:17:40,057 --> 00:17:42,424
Look.
433
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:46,027
I meant it when I said
that this was all my fault.
434
00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:48,663
I never should have dragged
you into this disaster,
435
00:17:48,665 --> 00:17:53,001
and I've been the worst friend possible,
436
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:55,069
which is why I think we
should still break up.
437
00:17:55,071 --> 00:17:57,638
We'll tell everyone in a few weeks
438
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,806
when this all dies down.
439
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,108
And I know that means we're gonna have
440
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,509
to keep pretending a little longer,
441
00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:04,345
but I promise I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life
442
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:06,881
making it up to you.
443
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:16,056
Hey, can we talk?
444
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,926
I'm busy.
445
00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:30,938
I wanted to tell you in
person how sorry I am.
446
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,473
- I screwed up on so many levels.
- Got it.
447
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:35,842
- Saw the announcements.
- I really wanna fix this.
448
00:18:35,844 --> 00:18:39,779
Do you think we could be friends?
449
00:18:39,781 --> 00:18:43,450
I mean, not this minute, but eventually?
450
00:18:43,452 --> 00:18:47,554
I have enough friends.
451
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:50,323
Because I felt like we
were genuinely connecting,
452
00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:56,295
telling each other
things nobody else knows,
453
00:18:56,297 --> 00:18:58,798
and I've really started to care about you.
454
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,000
The whole school sees me
455
00:19:01,002 --> 00:19:03,502
as a selfish, manipulative ass[Bleep].
456
00:19:03,504 --> 00:19:05,071
Not anymore. I made sure of it.
457
00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:07,039
Nobody thinks that you're
the reason we broke up.
458
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,540
But that's the point!
459
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,242
I wanted to be.
460
00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:11,978
What?
461
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,480
Look.
462
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:17,783
I know that coming between
you and Amy is wrong,
463
00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:21,353
but I can't help it.
464
00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:26,391
I've never felt this way before.
465
00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:29,227
What are you saying?
466
00:19:29,229 --> 00:19:34,032
I think I'm falling for you.
467
00:19:39,105 --> 00:19:43,941
Then let me catch you.
468
00:19:45,112 --> 00:19:47,245
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
469
00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,220
Wait.
470
00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:57,889
What about Amy?
471
00:19:57,891 --> 00:19:59,891
She's my best friend.
472
00:19:59,893 --> 00:20:01,191
I love her, but we're not a couple anymore.
473
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:04,228
But I just saw you on the announcements.
474
00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:05,496
We're faking getting back together
475
00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:07,665
until all of this blows over.
476
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,166
I promise.
477
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,468
Nobody else knows, just you.
478
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:15,305
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
479
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:17,941
♪ Ah ah ah ♪
480
00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:22,946
♪ Ah ah ♪
481
00:20:22,948 --> 00:20:26,315
♪ I'm counting on the idea ♪
482
00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:29,886
♪ That you'll stay ♪
483
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,288
Next on Faking It...
484
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,458
If we wanna be together, nobody can see.
485
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,427
- Amy is okay with this?
- 100%.
486
00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:39,062
I'm so glad we're back to good.
487
00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:40,430
Me too.
488
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:42,231
Let's crash that wedding. I'll drive.
489
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,599
You're not supposed to be here.
490
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,301
- That's what makes it hot.
- Tommy dumped you.
491
00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:46,869
I'm the one who dumped
that piece of [Bleep].
492
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,104
Yes, let it out.
493
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:50,506
Mom, Bruce, you're lucky.
494
00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:51,774
You've fallen in love
with your best friend.
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