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Previously on Young Sheldon...
George?
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Roy.
You work here now?
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Yeah, just nights and weekends
since you and the boosters
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are gunning for my neck.
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What's going on?
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I'm pregnant.
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People are talking
about Georgie.
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Maybe take some time off.
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Focus on things at home.
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Are you firing her?
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Is that really necessary?
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I believe it is.
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I've heard people say fathers
are the real superheroes.
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My dad couldn't fly
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or bend steel, and you would
not want to see him in Spandex,
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But like Superman,
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he had his Fortress of Solitude.
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♪ ♪
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Can I get another?
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Hey, George.
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Great.
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Come on, now,
don't be like that.
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Let me buy you a beer.
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I don't need your beer and
don't act like we're friends.
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Just being nice.
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Right. You try to get me fired,
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and then buy me a beer,
and everything's good.
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George,
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the whole damn town knows
your team's a disaster.
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Is that so?
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Should I take a poll?
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You should go back
to your table.
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I don't want to kick a man
when he's down.
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Oh, I ain't down.
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I hate to tell you.
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But, yeah, you are.
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Yeah, you better walk away.
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This is why the only bar
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I frequent is the Genius Bar
at the Apple Store.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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♪ ♪
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What is that?
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A bug bite?
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Hello, allow me
to introduce myself.
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I am Acne Vulgarus.
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More commonly known
as the pimple.
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Frankly, neither name
paints a very pretty picture,
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but such is the life
of a pustule.
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And this is
my longtime colleague,
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Pus. Now, we're usually
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associated with, uh,
ugliness and discomfort,
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but I would argue
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we're actually
a symbol of growth.
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In this case,
Sheldon Cooper's ascent...
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or descent... into adulthood.
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Kind of a signpost that says,
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"You are now entering puberty."
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Yeah, like that.
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Doesn't look like a bug bite.
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It's probably a pimple.
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It's not, I don't get those.
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As you might expect,
we pimples are not
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very fond of popping things,
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but I was about to burst
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this young man's bubble.
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Oh, yeah, that's a zit.
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No, it's not.
My hygiene is impeccable. Zit.
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Everybody gets 'em
sooner or later, baby.
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I'm not everybody.
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No one is ever happy to see me.
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My therapist says that's
their problem, not mine.
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But, honestly,
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it hurts.
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Pus?
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This is supposed
to be a safe space.
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So I ran into Roy last night.
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Okay.
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Sounds like I'm done here.
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He said that?
Basically.
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It's probably
that coach from Carthage.
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Actually...
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it's not.
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What's going on?
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I got offered the job.
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Wayne.
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I-I didn't answer yet.
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I wanted to talk it over
with you first.
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What's to talk about?
You want it, right?
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Well, yeah, but...
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but not behind your back.
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I'll make it easy for you.
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That did not make it easier.
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Morning, George.
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I know what's going on.
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I'm sorry.
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I did everything I could.
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You know I'm on your side.
Yeah, right.
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We still want you
to finish out the year.
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I'm not doing that. I quit.
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Come on, George.
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Is there a chance I keep my job?
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No.
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Then at least let me leave
on my own terms.
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All right.
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I'll take a beer.
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Celebrating a win?
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No, I've been losing
all morning.
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Couple more of them,
you won't give a crap.
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Let's hope.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Making extra money.
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Are you crazy?
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You're gonna
get us all arrested.
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You're paying off the cops,
ain't you?
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For gambling.
You start selling liquor
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without a license,
you're asking for trouble.
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I'm having a baby. I need cash.
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Well, think of something else.
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Well, can I have a raise?
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Are you selling that
or drinking it?
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Give me that.
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Hey.
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How is this empty already?
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It was my lunch.
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This is...
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just a pimple.
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Well, how can you be sure
it isn't chicken pox?
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Or small pox? Or monkey pox,
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which I know sounds made-up,
but is very real.
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Have you been near any monkeys?
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No.
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Try benzoyl peroxide.
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It's over the counter.
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Oh, no, not...
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benzoyl peroxide.
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I'm melting!
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I'm melting!
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Give me a break.
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But a pimple is a sign
of puberty, and I'm
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showing no other indicators.
No armpit or chest hair,
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and I have so little interest
in the opposite sex,
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I barely noticed you're a woman.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing home?
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I quit my job.
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What? Why?
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The school offered it to Wayne.
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I wasn't gonna sit around
waiting to get fired.
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Oh.
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You doing okay?
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No, Mary, not really.
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We're standing here
without jobs in a house
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we're not done paying for.
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Well, you're still working
at Ballard's, right?
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That ain't gonna cover
the mortgage.
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We've been through
tough spots before.
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We'll figure it out and...
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I know you don't want
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to hear it, but I've been
praying on this...
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You're right.
I don't want to hear it.
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Dr. Linkletter,
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may I speak with you?
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If I say no, will you leave?
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No.
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Then why even ask?
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It's called manners.
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What do you want?
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I was hoping
we could discuss puberty.
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Then allow me
to dash your hopes. No.
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But I think I may be entering
it, and I would like to talk
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about it,
man-to-blossoming-young-man.
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Wouldn't you rather
talk to your father
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or a schoolmate
or literally anyone else?
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But you went through it once.
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Sure, it was
a long, long time ago,
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but I'm assuming
the basics haven't changed.
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Hold that thought.
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Okay, so, what's the problem?
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I wanted to talk with
Dr. Linkletter about puberty.
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And I wanted
to avoid litigation.
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Hey, if we can't
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sell beer,
what about cigarettes?
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We could make money
and keep people
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from leaving to go buy more.
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That's not a bad idea.
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I could go down to Walmart,
buy some cartons.
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We could mark 'em up like crazy.
Mm-hmm.
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Reminds me of when I was young
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and we used to go down
across the border
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and get 'em cheap in Mexico.
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How cheap?
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Well, between
the taxes and the peso,
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practically nothing.
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Let's do that.
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I'm not driving to Mexico.
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I don't need you. I'll go.
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Where do I go?
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I'm not telling you.
Why?
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'Cause you're dumb
in this country.
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God knows what you are
anywhere else.
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Fine.
I'll just head south
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and see where it takes me.
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I'm impressed
you knew it was south.
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But what if it's scratchy
and it's all I can think about?
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It's just armpit hair.
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Well, I don't even have it yet
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and it's already
consuming my thoughts.
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All right, Sheldon,
you are a smart kid.
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Now, you had to know that this
was gonna happen eventually.
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I'm a smart kid now,
but what will I be in a year?
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A smart young man.
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And then a smart adult.
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With money problems
and marital strife
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and every other problem
you can think of.
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I'll probably have a beer belly.
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Or root beer belly.
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All right, now, Sheldon...
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being a grown-up
isn't all bad, right?
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Eh.
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I mean, yeah, sure, your...
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you know, your body starts
to fall apart.
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But there
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is a window
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at about, mm, 22
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where everything's just... mwah.
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Oh, when I was 22,
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I was a strapping
blonde oak of a man.
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I'd walk down the street,
you could hear the knees buckle.
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If I could go back,
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I would wear
nothing but a bikini, 24-7.
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My mind was a steel trap.
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I could rattle off pi
to 25 places.
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Today...
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not sure where I parked.
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I once went to France
for a month
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with a man I met
in the airport bar.
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Missed my grandmother's
funeral, but...
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ooh, la-la.
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It all went by so fast.
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Too fast.
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I'm new to puberty.
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Is this sexual tension?
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Here.
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What's this?
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Classifieds.
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Let's do this.
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Really?
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Yeah, we could
sit here and sulk
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or we can find jobs.
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Now, pick up that pen
and start circling.
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All right.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Here's one.
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Oh.
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College degree required.
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Hmm.
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Eh...
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I can't type.
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I can.
90 words a minute?
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Let's keep looking.
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In fact, I bet I find
a job faster than you can.
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We'll see about that.
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How are we not qualified
for anything?
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Well, there were a couple.
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00:10:15,064 --> 00:10:17,000
I'm not gonna be
night security guard
270
00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:18,877
at the junkyard, George.
271
00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,003
You can.
272
00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:22,363
You know I get sleepy.
273
00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:25,592
So I'll pick you up
in the morning?
274
00:10:25,616 --> 00:10:27,802
Well, not too early.
I have to walk Mitzy.
275
00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:29,179
Your dog?
276
00:10:29,203 --> 00:10:31,056
The wife. She got a new hip,
277
00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,141
and the doc says she needs
to keep it moving.
278
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,684
Well, I still need your address.
279
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:37,354
4244 Hibiscus Court.
280
00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:38,813
What's going on here?
281
00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:40,398
Wade's coming with me to Mexico.
282
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,483
Why?
283
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,984
It's a long drive.
284
00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:44,653
And he knows a little Spanish.
285
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:45,737
Sí.
286
00:10:45,761 --> 00:10:47,805
Okay.
287
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,870
¿Sí?
288
00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:55,205
You're gonna
get yourself killed.
289
00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:56,831
I got no choice.
290
00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,232
I got a kid coming.
291
00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:02,003
If you're hell-bent on going
to Mexico, I'm going with you.
292
00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:03,046
Shotgun.
293
00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,339
You are not coming, Wade.
294
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,674
¿Comprende?
295
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,884
Sí.
296
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,930
Hey, good news.
297
00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:13,848
I was picking up some
groceries at Davidson's.
298
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:15,350
They're hiring.
299
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,935
Yeah, well, good for you.
300
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:18,895
I got an application
for you, too.
301
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,355
I'm not working
302
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,732
at a supermarket, Mary.
Why not?
303
00:11:22,756 --> 00:11:24,859
'Cause I was head coach of
the high school football team.
304
00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:26,528
I'm not bagging
people's groceries.
305
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,446
It's an honest job, George.
306
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,990
It's embarrassing.
307
00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:32,409
It's embarrassing to provide
for your family?
308
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,577
It's embarrassing that I busted
my ass all these years,
309
00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:36,079
and this is where I am.
310
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:37,372
I'm right there with you.
311
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,707
I lost my job, too.
312
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,959
Yeah, it's exactly the same.
313
00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:43,378
You know what you are?
314
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:46,780
I'm not gonna say it,
but you know.
315
00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:11,740
What the hell?
316
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,575
Help.
317
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,411
Something weird's going on.
Not now, George.
318
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,038
I have to finish making
the kids' lunches, get them
319
00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:19,706
to school, and then go looking
320
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,958
for a new job.
But I'm turning into my father.
321
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,960
I don't have time for whatever
crisis you're going through.
322
00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,879
And why are you still
wearing that uniform?
323
00:12:25,903 --> 00:12:27,422
You don't even
work there anymore.
324
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,174
Well, maybe nothing else
was clean.
325
00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:31,509
You're a grown man...
you can wash your own clothes.
326
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,969
Would you two quit fighting?
327
00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:35,430
You ain't the only one
with problems.
328
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,265
For God's sakes,
why are you always here?
329
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,642
Don't be mean to her.
You're mean to me.
330
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,020
I'm just dropping off
your mail, fatass.
331
00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:44,797
And it's nothing but bills.
332
00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:48,443
Just got back
from the baby doctor.
333
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,487
Mandy's having triplets.
Dang it.
334
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:52,447
How we gonna handle all this?
335
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,823
I guess Sheldon's gonna have to
336
00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:55,492
drop out of school
and get a job.
337
00:12:55,516 --> 00:12:57,660
I hear the coal mine's hiring.
338
00:12:57,684 --> 00:12:59,621
Ain't that too messy for him?
339
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,498
The boy's got
to grow up sometime.
340
00:13:01,522 --> 00:13:02,999
Ain't that the truth.
341
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:04,501
He's got that nasty pimple,
342
00:13:04,525 --> 00:13:06,193
so he's well on his way.
343
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,964
Whoa.
344
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,383
Heavy stuff.
345
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,635
But like a... caterpillar
346
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,096
transforming into a butterfly,
347
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,639
things need to get
348
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:21,226
a little weird along the way.
349
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,020
How can people not like us?
350
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:25,647
That was awesome.
351
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,440
And Pus is available
352
00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:29,425
for children's parties.
353
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:49,170
I hate you.
354
00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:50,713
This better be an emergency.
355
00:13:50,737 --> 00:13:53,216
My pimple has me concerned
about the future.
356
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,009
Not an emergency.
357
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:56,636
Good night.
358
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,347
But we're twins
and we have a special bond,
359
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,224
so you can't ignore me
in my time of need.
360
00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:03,083
Watch me.
361
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:05,586
And I'm scared.
362
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:07,897
Damn it.
363
00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:09,858
What's the problem?
364
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,776
My childhood is ending.
365
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,528
So?
366
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,947
Look at everyone around us...
they're all miserable.
367
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:18,199
Mom and Dad are unemployed.
368
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,742
They're constantly fighting.
369
00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:21,619
Georgie's having a child.
370
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,539
First of all, no one's
having a kid with you, ever.
371
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,374
Don't be so sure.
With this intellect,
372
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,710
my genetic material
will be a hot commodity.
373
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,587
That's how I feel.
374
00:14:30,611 --> 00:14:32,297
How does the future
not concern you?
375
00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:34,632
I guess there's stuff
I'm looking forward to.
376
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,925
Like what?
377
00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:37,886
Going on dates?
378
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,887
Boring.
379
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:39,637
Driving.
380
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:40,597
Scary.
381
00:14:40,621 --> 00:14:41,765
Getting married.
382
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,141
Hopefully to Vanilla Ice.
383
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:44,934
You want to marry a snow cone?
384
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,896
Sheldon, there has to be stuff
you're excited to do.
385
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,148
Of course. Getting my PhD,
386
00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:52,066
winning the Nobel Prize,
387
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,526
getting to meet
Professor Proton,
388
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:55,028
working with Stephen Hawking.
389
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:56,738
Okay, so, when you
start to get upset,
390
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,239
focus on that stuff.
391
00:14:58,263 --> 00:15:00,074
But...
392
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:03,310
what if I grow up and none
of those things ever happen?
393
00:15:04,311 --> 00:15:07,105
All you can do
is try and find out.
394
00:15:08,815 --> 00:15:11,294
Those are the fundamentals
of the scientific method.
395
00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:13,111
No doy.
396
00:15:16,657 --> 00:15:19,093
The actual retail price
of the cedar chest
397
00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:20,595
is $600...
398
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,931
I got today's classifieds. Great.
399
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,831
Want to look through them?
Not really.
400
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,269
Is this what you're gonna do
all day?
401
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,313
I got a shift
at Ballard's later.
402
00:15:30,337 --> 00:15:31,606
Can you get off my back?
403
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,274
Fine.
404
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,026
I'm gonna go find a job.
405
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,611
You just sit there
406
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,197
and feel sorry for yourself. Done.
407
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:40,615
You are going to play Plinko...
408
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:41,950
Ooh, Plinko.
409
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,077
Once we hit 281,
410
00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:46,228
it's a straight shot
to the border.
411
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,874
It's all crazy.
412
00:15:49,898 --> 00:15:51,960
What is?
413
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,462
A year ago I had nothing
to worry about.
414
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,131
I had no idea
how good I had it.
415
00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:59,300
Well, what if a year from now
416
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:01,052
it's a disaster,
417
00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:02,887
and this looks good?
418
00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:04,806
That's not helping.
419
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,891
Oh, relax,
someday you'll be my age,
420
00:16:06,915 --> 00:16:09,018
your kids'll be grown up,
all be good again.
421
00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:11,062
But that's, like,
50 years from now.
422
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,022
Yeah, I waited
a long time for it.
423
00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:15,233
So quit your bitching.
424
00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:16,651
Ooh, I love this song.
425
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:21,054
♪ Bound by wild desires ♪
426
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:25,326
♪ I fell into a ring of fire ♪
427
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,829
My life's falling apart
and you're singing?
428
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:31,374
♪ I fell into
a burning ring of fire ♪
429
00:16:31,398 --> 00:16:33,668
♪ I went down,
down, down ♪
430
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,753
♪ And the flames
went higher ♪
431
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,965
♪ And it burns,
burns, burns ♪
432
00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:41,509
♪ That ring of fire ♪
Where?
433
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,512
♪ The ring of fire ♪
434
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:57,859
Oh, hey, Mary. Hey.
435
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,694
If you're looking for your
mother, her league's not today.
436
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,738
Actually, I'm here for you.
437
00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:03,531
Why's that?
438
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,200
I saw in the classifieds
that you're looking for help.
439
00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:08,119
I would like to apply.
440
00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:11,372
You don't want to work here.
441
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,249
I mean, there's a bar.
442
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:15,084
God hates that.
443
00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:17,003
Jesus turned water into wine.
444
00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:18,921
I think he'd be cool with it.
445
00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:22,216
Well, you know, it's... it's
actually a pretty boring job.
446
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,552
It's mostly payroll
and bookkeeping.
447
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,721
That is exactly
what I did at the church.
448
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,806
Mm-hmm.
In fact, you might say
449
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,892
it's right up my alley.
450
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,810
I don't know, Mary.
451
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,395
We're neighbors.
452
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,296
Is this a good idea?
453
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,193
Honestly...
454
00:17:40,217 --> 00:17:42,153
everything is falling apart.
455
00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:45,013
I just need one good thing
to happen.
456
00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:51,454
Maybe we should go
to the emergency room.
457
00:17:51,478 --> 00:17:52,914
It's just a pimple.
Pop it.
458
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,082
No.
459
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,291
I'll do it.
460
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:56,501
I like when it hits the mirror.
461
00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:57,943
Now hold still.
462
00:17:59,653 --> 00:18:02,757
It seems we've reached the end
of our time with Sheldon.
463
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,426
But it's never truly goodbye.
464
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,428
We'll be back
in moments of stress.
465
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:08,680
Like a big test.
466
00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:10,181
Or my personal favorite,
467
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,832
school picture day...
468
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,941
How was your day?
469
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,109
Awful.
470
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,777
Oh. Well...
471
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,654
I have good news.
472
00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:26,072
I could use it.
473
00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:28,366
I got a job
at the bowling alley.
474
00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:31,786
Working with Brenda?
475
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,311
Every day.
476
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,291
That is... really...
477
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:39,568
really good news.
Mm-hmm.
478
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:44,090
Hello.
479
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:45,383
Hey, George, it's Connie.
480
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,218
What's up?
481
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:50,012
Georgie and I ran into
a little problem at the border.
482
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:51,472
What border?
483
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,206
The Mexican one.
484
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:55,977
We got arrested.
485
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,448
What?
Who is it?
486
00:19:02,856 --> 00:19:03,917
My sister encouraged me
487
00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:05,460
to embrace adolescence
488
00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:08,004
as a journey
of scientific discovery.
489
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:11,674
I stood before a whole new
teenage world of music,
490
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:15,149
slang words
and even clothing styles.
491
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,460
Pretty groovy, huh?
492
00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:26,425
Wow, I might look too cool.
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