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- No, I don't think it's
conditioning at all,
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like I've literally been into girls
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since the first time I
remember seeing titties.
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- Yeah, but how do you know
that that came from you?
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Are you sure you weren't just
conditioned to like them,
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because your mom and dad
were out there showing you
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what the societal norm was?
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- No, I just think that my penis pointed
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in a specific direction,
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and I followed it.
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- You're an idiot.
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Okay, what's a four
letter word for unwritten?
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- Oral.
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- You're not a complete moron, after all.
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- Yeah, respect me, son.
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Put some respect on my name.
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- How do you not remember this?
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Back in the day in like ancient Greece,
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wait this controller, the
controller's sticking.
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They didn't associate sexual
relations with binary labels,
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bro, I can't,
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I can't with this controller
- Hey, don't break my shit.
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- I'm not.
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What was I saying?
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- Something with the labels.
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- Right, right.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So Spartan men, Spartan warriors
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would like straight up bang each other
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before they went into battles.
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It was like a bonding thing.
- Bullshit.
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- Okay, well you're in the same
ancient history class as me.
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So I don't know if
you're not listening or--
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- No, I'm too busy getting sloppy blowies
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underneath the desk.
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- Oh, for sure, for sure, for sure.
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'Cause I'm a badass.
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- Jackass.
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- You want to go again?
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- Yes, I want to go again.
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No, don't get me wrong,
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I obviously understand
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why men can be attracted to other men.
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I'm not homophobic to
the bros, bromophobic.
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- Nice one.
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- Thank you.
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But I'm just saying like I
can differentiate between
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like seeing a handsome dude
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and objectively thinking,
oh that guy is good looking
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and then conversely seeing a woman
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and thinking, I want to get
her pregnant on purpose.
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- You've always had such a way with words.
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- Thank you.
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- No, you're the cutest human.
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- Not true.
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- I've literally never
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seen a human--
- Hey, you ready?
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- Yeah, okay, all right baby,
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we're gonna go get something to eat
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but I love you, I love you so much.
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- Hey Olivia.
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- [Olivia] Hi Jay.
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- Hi, I love you more.
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I love you more than Alex.
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- That's not true.
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- Say that you love me more than Alex.
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- Don't say it, don't say it.
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- [Olivia] I love you.
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- That's unbelievable.
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- So basically you're saying
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we should all be like dogs in the park
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just smashing everything
that comes around.
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- Can I get some of that?
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- Hey, what's up, Jim?
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- What's up, fellas, party tonight?
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- Backgammon.
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- Man, no wonder no one likes
you in this neighborhood.
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- Yo, I just, I find it interesting
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that in some cultures
it wasn't as stigmatized
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as it is today.
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Hey, don't drop that.
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- [Both] Whoa.
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- Like look, I think that society
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has had a profound impact
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on the way that we think about
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and metabolize our sexual instincts.
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- Yeah, I don't know, it feels
really cut and dry to me.
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- Well yeah, that's
'cause you're a puppet.
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- Oh word?
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- You're a pawn in the system.
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Throw it.
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- No, this is precious cargo,
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you're gonna drop it.
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(fizzing)
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- Don't waste it, don't
waste it, don't waste it.
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You play a really
unsophisticated game, Jay.
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If you keep making those same mistakes,
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I'm just gonna keep pouncing on your ass.
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It's all right.
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You want to go again?
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- Let's kiss.
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- What's that?
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Quit fucking around man.
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(laughing)
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Kill you.
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- What?
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You've been going on and
on about this all day.
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Let's get to the bottom of it.
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- You serious?
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- Why not?
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- A few reasons.
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A, I have a girlfriend,
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so technically I'd be cheating.
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- Don't agree with that.
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- B, you're not my man type, sorry.
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- Ow, that hurts.
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- And C, we've been best friends
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since we were like 11 years old
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so this is just a weird,
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it's a weird thing on all fronts.
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I'm not gonna--
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- Dude, okay, dude, after
you fucked that girl Emily,
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you told me that she looked
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like a Yugoslavian hit
man, those are your words,
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I know for a fact that I'm cuter than her
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and besides, I've made out
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with so many of my friends that are girls,
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it's not weird at all.
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It's like eating a peanut butter sandwich.
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Like I don't love peanut
butter but I'll eat it.
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And according to you,
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this is a similar transaction.
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- You seem pretty cavalier
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for a guy that's been putting
up such a fuss all day.
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- No, I haven't been fussing.
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I just think it's a simple thing
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that I know the answer too
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but you made some compelling points
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and I'm willing to test your theory.
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Plus, I'm schwasted.
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- So like now?
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- You want me to buy you dinner first or?
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All right, let's forget this.
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It's stupid.
- No, no, no,
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no, you know what man, no, you're right,
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you're right, you're right.
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I'm down if you're down.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- All right.
- All right, let's go.
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- Let's do it.
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Let's go.
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- We should flip a coin first
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and two out of three.
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Two out of three, we'll do it.
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- If we're not feeling
it, let's not force--
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- It's not that I'm not feeling it,
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it's not that I'm not feeling it, man,
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it's just that if I go in for it
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and you pull away,
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then you will literally
never let me live down.
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- I'm not gonna pull away.
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Let's just go let's go.
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- You're dead serious?
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- Yes, shit, yes, let's do it.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Tongue or no tongue?
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- Dude, you know you're stressing me out,
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let's just kiss,
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just kiss the way that you kiss.
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- My bad, my bad.
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Okay, I'm gonna use tongue.
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I'm not, I'm not, okay.
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- Just get closer.
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- Yeah.
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(phone buzzing)
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Oh shit.
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Hey, hey baby.
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Why are you calling me about
cutting your bangs right now?
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No yeah, babe,
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her face is just shaped
differently than yours.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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No, I'm not saying
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that they wouldn't look good on you,
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obviously they would look good on you
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but it's just,
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oh okay, so baby, I know that this feels
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like world changing right now
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but is there any way
that we can pick this up
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like tomorrow or?
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Great, yeah, thank you.
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No, look, they'll look great,
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you'd look great with them.
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I want you to do it, okay.
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All right, bye baby.
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- You want a?
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- I think I'm still good.
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- Okay, all right.
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- You want to go again?
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(hip hop music)
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