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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,167 (knocking) 2 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:12,400 -[Sup. Dalziel] Come in. 3 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:16,133 - Good morning Mr. Dalziel. 4 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,700 - How long have you been with those Mr. Pascoe? 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,333 - Not long sir. 6 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:21,700 - Seems longer. 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,467 The first time he walked in, he always said 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,867 "Good morning Mr. Dalziel". 9 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:34,067 First bugger that ever got my name right, first time. 10 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:36,533 Unforgivable that is. 11 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:38,367 Smart ass I thought. 12 00:00:39,367 --> 00:00:40,933 I was right. 13 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:44,000 (slow horn melody) 14 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:27,467 (cheering and shouting) 15 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:31,400 -[Man] Hold it! 16 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,767 (grunting) 17 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,333 (whistle blowing) 18 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:44,600 -[Man] Come on, leave him! 19 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,700 Come on. 20 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,867 -[Arthur] Connie? Alright bud? 21 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:56,167 -[Marcus] He's alright. He's immortal, aren't ya? 22 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:00,433 - What happened? 23 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:02,633 - It was that fat kid in the second row. 24 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:04,200 Don't worry, I love you mate. 25 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,500 - I think I'll take a few minutes off. 26 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,667 - Aye, you do that. 27 00:02:07,767 --> 00:02:09,700 This match is beyond redemption. 28 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,167 I'm surprised you haven't a bloody clam. 29 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:17,933 - We're old enough to better, eh? 30 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:20,233 We never bloody learn do we? 31 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,367 - No, we never bloody learn. 32 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:24,467 - Oh god. 33 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,333 - We're not open yet! 34 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,700 (protesting) 35 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,067 - This is medicinal. 36 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,733 - Come on, open up. 37 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,800 - He doesn't even remember the game. 38 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,067 - What do you think, right? 39 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:48,233 Two men short, reserve playing full back. 40 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:49,567 We lost, 43-5. 41 00:02:50,733 --> 00:02:51,867 - Who scored for us? 42 00:02:51,967 --> 00:02:53,300 - You did! 43 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,467 - Moment of glory, like the old days, eh? 44 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,867 - Good. 45 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:58,967 - Right. 46 00:02:58,067 --> 00:02:59,167 -[All] Yeah! 47 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,533 - I think we're ready to open now. 48 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:02,733 - About bloody time too. 49 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,200 - Marcus. 50 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:06,267 You haven't forgotten your round tonight as well have you? 51 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:08,367 - Oh of course! 52 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,167 (groaning) 53 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:10,800 - Start pouring a few pints bud. 54 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,167 You'll have another Connie? 55 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,467 - No, Mary's expecting me. 56 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:16,067 - She didn't know you were playing. 57 00:03:16,133 --> 00:03:17,733 - I didn't know we were playing 'till Arthur started 58 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:20,600 weeping Welch tears all over me. 59 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,567 - I never see Mary down at the club these days. 60 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:25,633 - Well you know, women. 61 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:29,200 - Aye, we know. 62 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,500 - Francisco, on a trial like that one, 63 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,367 not remembering about. 64 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:38,733 - He's got better things to remember. 65 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:39,867 - And worse. 66 00:03:42,267 --> 00:03:45,200 (melancholy music) 67 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,133 -[Dave] Legless as usual. 68 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:32,533 -[Alice] Who is? 69 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,633 - Connon. 70 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,067 - What's he ever done to you? 71 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:41,333 - He's my boss isn't he? 72 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:43,500 - No, he's a personality sir. 73 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,733 - I'm a mechanic. 74 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,733 I've served my time. 75 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,367 And what's he got? 76 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:52,067 Bloody big house and influential friends at the Rugby club. 77 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,067 - He nearly played for England. 78 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:55,267 -[Dave] Is that right? 79 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:56,700 - He's a stand off. 80 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,833 - A what? 81 00:04:57,933 --> 00:05:00,900 - Stand off. It's a kind of half back at rugby. 82 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,167 Mary told me. 83 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,800 - Aye, over morning coffee? 84 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,900 - Yes. 85 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,433 -[Man] Well listen, Elaine and Andrina, 86 00:05:10,533 --> 00:05:12,700 thank you for bringing along your wonderful 87 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,700 sporting hamsters Coswell and George. 88 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,233 Have you had a good evening on Pets and Prizes? 89 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,067 - Sorry I'm late. 90 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:20,067 -[Man] Weren't they great? 91 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,133 - I'll get a cup of tea. 92 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,600 (melancholy music) 93 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:47,133 -[Man] It's a video machine. 94 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:48,967 Congratulations, well done! 95 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:51,333 (applause) 96 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:06,300 (retching) 97 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,467 - Well he should've thought about that before he did it. 98 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:50,733 What's his surname? 99 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:52,833 - Joan. 100 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,900 - Can I help you? 101 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:55,333 - I'd like to speak to sergeant Pascoe. 102 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:57,533 - I'm afraid sergeant Pascoe ain't in the building. 103 00:06:57,633 --> 00:07:00,167 - Is it out cleansing society? 104 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:03,500 - I think he's gone to leads, to the opera. 105 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,700 Could anyone else help you or is it personal? 106 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,833 - It's personal. 107 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:08,533 - Well I could give him a message. 108 00:07:08,633 --> 00:07:11,467 Is there a telephone number where he could contact you? 109 00:07:11,567 --> 00:07:13,100 - The arrangement is I ring him. 110 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,667 Just tell him I called in. 111 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,867 -[Officer] Who shall I say? 112 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,067 - He's having a night at the opera? 113 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,967 Tell him Mrs. Claypool. 114 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,467 - Mrs. Claypool. 115 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,700 In connection with? 116 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,900 - In connection with sex. 117 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,567 - Five pints of best large tea sir. 118 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,900 - Oh, she's turned up, has she? 119 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,067 - Oh yes. 120 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:40,967 - She's heaven. 121 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,900 - Yeah, keep your eyes to yourself. 122 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:42,200 There's a long waiting list. 123 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,467 I think Arthur is going crazy. 124 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:45,267 She was only supposed to be in an hour ago. 125 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,067 When she didn't turn up, he went out looking for her. 126 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,867 He goes out, she comes in 10 minutes later. 127 00:07:49,967 --> 00:07:53,167 - Well it's like Shim Thankol tonight. 128 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:56,267 -[Man] What is it about women's breasts? 129 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:58,867 -[Stanley] They sustain life. 130 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:03,067 -[Sid] Batten down the hatches. 131 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,633 - Where they hell have you been? 132 00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:15,300 - I haven't been anywhere. 133 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,667 I was at home and now I'm here. 134 00:08:17,767 --> 00:08:19,567 Ted Morgan's buying me a drink 135 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,667 and all's right with the world. 136 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,267 - Dick and Joy came to collect you. 137 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:24,700 You weren't there. 138 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,333 - Sorry, I forgot. 139 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:29,867 I'm an independent, free thinking woman. 140 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,733 I came in on the bus. 141 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:37,467 - Marcus Felstead, temporary barmen, bring you a piece. 142 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:42,600 (sad flute melody) 143 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,733 - Mary? 144 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,600 -[Mr. Dalziel] Cause of death? 145 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:24,700 - Brain hemorrhage. 146 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,433 Ruptured the meningeal artery. 147 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:28,167 Blow from a metal implement, probably cylindrical. 148 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:31,467 - Someone knocked a hole in her head. 149 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:34,267 Probably a toffee hammer. 150 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,067 Do they have toffee hammer's anymore? 151 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,700 Don't suppose so. 152 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,633 Probably banned by those bloody clowns in Brussels. 153 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:44,333 Any sign of the weapon? 154 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,433 - No sir, it was dark. 155 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,067 We started a proper search first thing this morning 156 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,267 in house to house. 157 00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:52,167 - Right, let's go on and shake them up a bit. 158 00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:00,267 Hey, who's misses Claypool? 159 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:05,167 - Carried her night at the opera, Marx brothers film. 160 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,467 - She was in here last night looking for you 161 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,700 in connection with sex. 162 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,933 - I can explain. 163 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,800 - Oh save it son, feeling strong. 164 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,800 What did Connie have to say for himself when you got there? 165 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,233 - Not much, it was one in the morning, he was half-asleep. 166 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,567 Doctor had given him a shot of something. 167 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,367 He'd had a kick in the head in the afternoon so... 168 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:25,867 - Who kicked him on the head? 169 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:27,867 - He was playing rugby so it could've been anyone. 170 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:31,267 - You've never played rugby, have you? 171 00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:33,167 - You know Mr. Connon, don't you? 172 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,000 - What makes you think that? 173 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,233 - You're the vice president of the rugby club. 174 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,067 - My word, we university graduates 175 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,367 do our own work, don't we? 176 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,833 I'll tell you the Sam Connon story. 177 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,700 It's very sad. 178 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,467 You're 20 years old, local hero. 179 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,933 Dead set to play for England and become a legend. 180 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:11,467 Then you crack your ankle. 181 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:15,133 Nobody kicks you, you just fall over. 182 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:19,367 It's your own stupid fault, nobody to blame. 183 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,567 That's the end of the dream. 184 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:25,300 You get trapped into marriage with an older woman. 185 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,567 You play for the local team once a week. 186 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:31,267 You get a bit pissed at the clubhouse on a Saturday night. 187 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:32,767 - Trapped into marriage? 188 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:35,867 - Mary Connon, the deceased. 189 00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:38,233 (knocking) 190 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,067 Where's Connon? 191 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,900 - He's in his kitchen, having a cup of tea. 192 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:11,600 - I'll keep him waiting, see if he sweats up. 193 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,700 - Do you want me to? 194 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,733 - What, stir his tea for him? 195 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,833 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Speak to him. 196 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,767 -[Sup. Dalziel] Why? 197 00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:17,867 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Well you being old friends, I thought-- 198 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:19,167 - I didn't say I liked him, did I? 199 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:20,700 - No, you didn't. 200 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:24,133 - You have help these lazy souls find a toffee hammer 201 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,200 or a useful witness. 202 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,500 Then at midday, you can take yourself for a drink 203 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,533 at the rugby club. 204 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:34,833 I've made a list of all the usual suspects. 205 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:37,067 - We're looking for gentleman who's acting like a hooligan. 206 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,200 - Stop being a clever sod. 207 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,067 Upset sergeant Wield. 208 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,833 - As somebody once said, soccer is hooligans 209 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,067 acting like gentleman. 210 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,067 - Rugby union is gentleman acting like hooligans. 211 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,233 Rugby league is hooligan acting like hooligans. 212 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,400 - Bollocks. 213 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,833 Men play soccer and rugby league to make money. 214 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:53,267 Rugby union is violence for the love of it. 215 00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:56,700 Or it was until it got corrupted by sponsors and satellites. 216 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,833 I'll go and see the man. 217 00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,400 - We found anything resembling a weapon? 218 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,933 - Garden gnome but no blood stains. 219 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,067 - Witnesses? 220 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,867 - People opposite. 221 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,767 They've got a bit to say for theirselves. 222 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:15,200 Mr. And Mrs. Fernie, number 277. 223 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,633 Not best pleased. 224 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,867 Sunday morning we got them out of bed. 225 00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,067 - You woke them up? 226 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,567 - No, we got them out of bed. 227 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,733 - Here you go. 228 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,800 -[Sgt. Pascoe] How well did you know Mr. and Mrs. Connon? 229 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,300 - Well I knew Mary. 230 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,233 - I see him at work. 231 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:43,267 Mostly we keep out of each others way. 232 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,367 - I suppose she was a friend really. 233 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,467 - A friend? 234 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:47,733 - Popped across and had a cup of tea with her 235 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,067 yesterday afternoon. 236 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:50,500 -[Dave] I was at the match. 237 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,600 - Another rugby man? 238 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,600 - No, football, united. 239 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,733 - Does that mean I was the last person to see her alive? 240 00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:01,100 - It's possible, apart from the murder of course. 241 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,333 -[Dave] And then he got home at half past eight. 242 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,433 - Who did? 243 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,267 - Connon. 244 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,633 - I was talking about the murderer. 245 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:08,833 - Me too. 246 00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:12,200 - You've got no right to say that. 247 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,433 Dave doesn't like Mr. Connon. 248 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,333 Does Jenny know? 249 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:18,433 - Jenny? 250 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,867 - Their daughter. 251 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,567 She's at university. 252 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:24,533 - Mr. and Mrs. Connon's daughter has been informed. 253 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:28,267 - So you left the club at about 8:10 254 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,500 and you got home at 8:30. 255 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,633 -[Sam] Yes. 256 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,700 - Can you be more precise about that? 257 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:41,367 - Mary was watching a so-called game show. 258 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:45,133 Hamsters were attempting an obstacle course. 259 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,267 That a clue? 260 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:50,167 - Well it could be vital Mr. Connon. 261 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:52,967 This is daft. 262 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,700 I'm gonna call you Connie. 263 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,233 Everybody calls you that don't they? 264 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,667 - And everybody calls you that bastard. 265 00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:06,467 - And on that more informal basis, 266 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:10,067 let me ask you something personal. 267 00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:13,067 What was wrong with your marriage? 268 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,167 - You'll have to explain. 269 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,833 - You get kicked in the head, you come home 270 00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:24,400 sick as a pig, you spew your guts up in the bathroom, 271 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,833 she doesn't move from her armchair. 272 00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:30,100 She doesn't even make you a cup of tea. 273 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,900 She just carries on smoking cigarettes, 274 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:36,833 watching these idiots fly about on television. 275 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:40,633 There are men we both played rugby with 276 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,467 who'd have put their boots through the screen. 277 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,567 - Men who don't have no respect for their wives 278 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,933 don't deserve to keep them Mr. Dalziel. 279 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,467 - Is that where I went wrong? 280 00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,633 Mine opt and off with the milkman. 281 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,167 When was it? 282 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,667 - 15 years back, I remember. 283 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,767 - You were the class player Connie. 284 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:10,300 You still know how to go for the man. 285 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,433 - Which makes two of us. 286 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:17,800 - Oh I hate working Sunday mornings. 287 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,567 -[Sam] What happens now? 288 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:23,733 - Formal statements with tape recorders. 289 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,867 Legal safeguards of your civil liberties. 290 00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:30,467 As a great man once said, we'll have you looked at 291 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:34,233 and then we'll decide if you need seeing to. 292 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,700 - Sid hope. 293 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,900 - Club Treasure. 294 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,133 - Oh that's impressive. 295 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,933 - Sergeant Pascoe. 296 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,367 - What's the problem? 297 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:02,300 Kids from the estate been chopping up the goal post again? 298 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,200 -[Sgt. Pascoe] You were in here last night? 299 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,433 - Saturday night. 300 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,633 Sunday lunch time is our main source of income. 301 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:09,133 -[Sgt. Pascoe] How many were in last night? 302 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:10,967 -[Sid] 60, 70 maybe. 303 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,300 - Including Sam Connon? 304 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,600 - Yeah, but he left early before he really got going. 305 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:21,067 - Sorry Sid, late again, no excuses. 306 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,167 Seventh deadly sin. 307 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:25,367 - Sloth. 308 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:27,167 - Oh, well done. 309 00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:30,733 - Sergeant Pascoe, he's a police officer. 310 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,733 -[Sgt. Pascoe] This is Marcus Felstead. 311 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,800 - How do you know that? 312 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,200 - My boss briefed me. 313 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,600 - Dalziel? 314 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,700 - What'd he say about me? 315 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,167 - Sorry I have to plead the fifth. 316 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,700 - A little ball runt with the pot belly. 317 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,900 - And the face of an angel. 318 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,200 - Cheeky sod. 319 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,600 - Spot on. 320 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,867 - So what seems to be the trouble officer? 321 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,267 - It's about Connie. 322 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,833 - To be precise about Mary Connon. 323 00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:57,067 - Mary? 324 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,167 - You know her? 325 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,267 - We all do. 326 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,667 - What time it was she was hardly out of here. 327 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,267 Not so much now except for special occasions. 328 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,700 We all grow old, don't we? 329 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,800 - Mary Connon won't grow old, she's dead. 330 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,533 Somebody killed her last night. 331 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,933 (sad music) 332 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,333 - Merciful goodness of the Lord endures 333 00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:37,767 forever and ever toward those that fear him 334 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,833 and his righteousness upon their children's children. 335 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,600 We have entrusted our sister Mary to God's 336 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,600 merciful kingdom as we now commit her body to the ground, 337 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:52,467 earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 338 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,833 Ensured of certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life 339 00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,533 through our lord Jesus Christ. 340 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,367 - What are you doing here? 341 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,500 - Same as you sir. 342 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,833 - Wrong, friend of the family, me. 343 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:44,167 Member of the club, pillar of the community. 344 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,467 Last respects must be paid. 345 00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:50,767 But you, stranger in town, and a bloody policeman. 346 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:57,433 Intrusion into private grief. 347 00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,133 This is a bad name. 348 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,867 - I'm learning my trade. 349 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,633 In his master's steps he trod. 350 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:06,667 - So which one of us is the very sod? 351 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:09,333 - I'm here to look for a murderer. 352 00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:12,133 - You won't find him down there. 353 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,333 - Not a bad gate for a midweek match. 354 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:25,433 - Arthur! 355 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:30,433 - Oh hello uncle Marcus. 356 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,033 - Oh, don't call me that, makes me feel even older 357 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,233 than I am. 358 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,667 - I'm sorry, I forgot. 359 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,200 Think it's called regression. 360 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,333 - Well. 361 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,867 - I'll sit in the car until you're ready dad. 362 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,100 Take your time. 363 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,933 (phone ringing) 364 00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:01,067 - Pascoe. 365 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,533 How the hell did you get this number? 366 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:09,800 No, it's very nice to hear your voice, misses Claypool. 367 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,067 - Jenny. 368 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:14,633 I'd just like to say I shall miss your mother very much. 369 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,600 - You're the first person who said that. 370 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,600 - Oh I didn't mean to speak out of turn. 371 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,200 - Oh no, don't apologize. 372 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:24,233 Everybody else has said the usual stuff. 373 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,667 Deepest sympathy, sad loss. 374 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,800 Can't find the words to express 375 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:36,833 but your the first person to say you'll miss my mother. 376 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,800 Thank you. 377 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,767 - I'll have to go, bus to catch. 378 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,900 - Did you hear anything from the bereaved? 379 00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:57,067 - Yeah I heard Ted Morgan. 380 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,300 - Ted's got a bigger mouth than the Mosie Donald. 381 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,467 What was he saying? 382 00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:01,967 - He said that Collon was kicked in his head 383 00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,567 during a loo small? 384 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,667 Is that the word? 385 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:06,400 - You know damn well it is. 386 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,633 - Ted Morgan says it was one of Connie's own 387 00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:08,833 team that kicked him. 388 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,933 - Who? 389 00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,733 - Arthur Evans. 390 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:12,567 - Rubbish. 391 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,467 Arthur's the captain. 392 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:14,500 He wouldn't do that even if he is Welsh. 393 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,100 - The match was already lost. 394 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,900 - If he was gonna stick the bolt in, 395 00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:21,067 he'd do it in the gentleman's way, up a dark alley 396 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,633 or in the gents. 397 00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:23,933 I don't buy it. 398 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:26,400 Ted Morgan's always been a shit stirrer. 399 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:30,633 We've got-- (phone ringing) 400 00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,567 We've got to do better. 401 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,133 - Sam Pascoe. 402 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:37,133 - What we've got is that Mary knew the killer, 403 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:40,167 otherwise why did she just sit there and let it happen, 404 00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:41,367 instead of running away? 405 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,567 - We'll be there immediately. 406 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,433 - So we're not looking for mysterious homicidal intruders, 407 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:50,067 we're looking for a paid-up member of Mary Connon's mafia. 408 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,667 Where are you going? 409 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:52,933 - Early drive. 410 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,700 Jenny Connon's had an anonymous letter. 411 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,067 - To say condolences? 412 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,300 - Shit stirring. 413 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,733 - That's not the sort of language we expect 414 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,400 from an educated man. 415 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,367 Go on, shift yourself. 416 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,233 - How did it go off then? 417 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,333 - What? 418 00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:17,867 - The funeral? 419 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:19,833 Was our Stanley there? 420 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,700 - Yes and it went very well. 421 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,833 - He took time off work, special. 422 00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:26,167 He worships Mr. Connon. 423 00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:28,133 It's a shame, isn't it? 424 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:29,400 - What? 425 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,533 - When somebody you look up to turns out to be a murderer. 426 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:35,067 - Who said Mr. Connon's a murderer? 427 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,900 - Well your Dave for one. 428 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:41,167 - Dave's never been right about anything in his life. 429 00:23:56,067 --> 00:24:00,200 -[Sup. Dalziel] You got back from the funeral what time? 430 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,700 - It were about half past five. 431 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,800 There were a time check on the radio. 432 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:08,833 - What you switched it on as soon as you were home? 433 00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:12,533 - Well I, I wanted some noise in the house. 434 00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:17,267 - And this was was waiting for you? 435 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:19,100 - I didn't look at it straight away. 436 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,500 I thought it was just another condolence card. 437 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,667 - May I have a word with you in private Mr. Connon? 438 00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:27,500 - Aye, we'll go into the kitchen. 439 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,800 - Sergeant Pascoe will take a statement from Ms. Connon. 440 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:42,367 - What would you like me to state? 441 00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:44,400 - Won't you sit down Ms. Connon? 442 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,133 - Sorry, our house. 443 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,367 Won't you sit down sergeant? 444 00:24:49,467 --> 00:24:51,500 - Why don't we sit down? 445 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:02,700 - You don't really want a statement from me. 446 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,333 The fat controller wants us out of the way so he 447 00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:08,633 chat up my dad in private. 448 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,633 - You don't like Mr. Dalziel? 449 00:25:11,733 --> 00:25:15,867 - Well it's hard to respect any man who scratches 450 00:25:16,967 --> 00:25:19,367 his balls in public. 451 00:25:19,467 --> 00:25:22,400 - Dear Ms. Connon, it must be terrible to realize 452 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,467 that your father is a murderer but it may be 453 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:29,100 some comfort to know that the man you think is your father 454 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,233 is not your real father. 455 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,333 True or false? 456 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,500 - Can't offer you proof either way. 457 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,967 We were married, Jenny were born eight months later. 458 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:43,300 - Bit premature. 459 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,133 - We had sex before we were married. 460 00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:48,400 It were called intercourse in those days. 461 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,900 - They took it away with the trams, intercourse. 462 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:54,133 - She didn't like me playing Rugby. 463 00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,600 Stuck at home all week with the baby 464 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:57,433 and then Saturdays as well. 465 00:25:57,533 --> 00:26:00,067 I can understand it now. 466 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:02,267 - But you didn't understand it then? 467 00:26:02,367 --> 00:26:04,867 - What does any man understand at 20? 468 00:26:04,967 --> 00:26:06,300 - Primal urges. 469 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,233 -[Sam] I suppose. 470 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,067 - And Mary was older than you? 471 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,867 -[Sam] Only five years. 472 00:26:11,967 --> 00:26:13,933 - Well she understood your primal urges. 473 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:16,067 - You really are an evil bastard, aren't you? 474 00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:20,333 - I need to know whether you're Jenny's natural father. 475 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,900 - I tell you what I know. 476 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,233 We were having it out one night and she said 477 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:30,200 "You might as well keep going to the club, 478 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,900 "that way you might run into Jenny's father". 479 00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:35,500 - I don't know how to block off 480 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,633 but I'm an evil bastard. 481 00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:39,733 When was this? 482 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,233 - 13, 14 years ago. 483 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,567 Too long ago for a motive? 484 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:54,100 - You could've been having the same ride ever since. 485 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,367 Every man has his breaking point. 486 00:26:56,467 --> 00:26:58,833 - I'm not the breaking kind. 487 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,633 - What did you tell him? 488 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,567 - Same as I told you. 489 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:23,933 I've no clinical proof of paternity but 490 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:29,067 in every way that matters a damn, you're my daughter. 491 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:33,533 - And you're my dad. 492 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,200 -[Sup. Dalziel] Could you get a statement from the lass? 493 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,467 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Nothing very helpful. 494 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:51,067 - Good. You weren't meant to. 495 00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:53,900 Play your cards right, you could be in there 496 00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:56,167 with your primal urges. 497 00:27:56,267 --> 00:27:57,300 What's today, Monday? 498 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,400 - Monday. 499 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,767 - Tomorrow night's training night. 500 00:28:00,867 --> 00:28:02,733 Home committee and I. 501 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,200 I think I'll drop in at my club, 502 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,867 chop my weight about a bit. 503 00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:10,067 It'll make a nice change. 504 00:28:12,933 --> 00:28:14,533 - Cheers. 505 00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:17,367 - Welcome back. 506 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:19,467 - We haven't seen you in here for years. 507 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:21,967 - I'm sure that's just a coincidence. 508 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:24,767 - See? The acumen of a bank manager. 509 00:28:24,867 --> 00:28:27,233 He understands, coincidence. 510 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,567 - How's the building trade Jacko? 511 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,933 Still kicking the shit out the green belt? 512 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:34,600 - No scratch you live in. 513 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:37,200 - And how is the detection trade? 514 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,400 - I just scratch till I draw blood. 515 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,200 - You've been scratching Connon? 516 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,367 - Never touched him, your honor. 517 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:44,900 - Time to rig the agenda Mr. chairman. 518 00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:47,067 - Right. 519 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,833 - Could I have a look at those? 520 00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:52,100 - Last week's team sheets? 521 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,067 - I want to see who's playing these days. 522 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,500 Good god. 523 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,367 Is he still alive? 524 00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:00,233 - Well I'll see you. 525 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,800 - See you. 526 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,067 You used to sniff around Mary Connon in the old days, 527 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,100 didn't you? 528 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:10,700 - We all did. You did. 529 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,800 - Me? 530 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:17,233 - Connon got to the line first, right between the post. 531 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:20,133 Didn't know you brought the wife. 532 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,067 - What the hell are you doing here? 533 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:24,667 - I'm a fully paid up member. 534 00:29:24,767 --> 00:29:26,533 A part of Mr. Hope's recruitment drive. 535 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,100 - This place is going to the dumps. 536 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,133 - First step towards becoming a pillar of the community. 537 00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:32,233 - Did you say pillar? 538 00:29:31,267 --> 00:29:32,300 - No I said-- 539 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400 - Well that'll be two pints at best and get yourself 540 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,667 a fruit juice. 541 00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:35,933 - My pleasure. 542 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:42,533 - There's one in every rugby club, isn't there? 543 00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:45,967 - What, the smooth talking got you copper? 544 00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:50,667 - A new bar woman to inflame the loins of the pack. 545 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:54,067 - Ah, once upon a time it was Mary Connon, 546 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,767 now it's Gwen Evans. 547 00:29:55,867 --> 00:29:57,633 -[Jacko] And Arthur Evans doesn't like it. 548 00:29:57,733 --> 00:29:59,433 - I can't speak to your loins Jacko, 549 00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:01,133 but I'd need a set of jump leans. 550 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,133 - Arthur? Arthur. 551 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:04,833 It's eight o' clock. 552 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,833 - Yeah, alright bud, on my way. 553 00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:09,900 - The supreme soviet is now in session. 554 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,867 - Teams for Saturday, Mr. Wallace? 555 00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:18,533 - For obvious reasons, I wasn't able to consult as usual. 556 00:30:18,633 --> 00:30:22,100 - I'd like tonight to be a sign that I'm back to normal. 557 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,600 - That's my suggested first team. 558 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:26,733 - Thank you. 559 00:30:29,067 --> 00:30:31,400 - Young man who lives across the street from me, 560 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,767 Stanley Curtis. 561 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,767 Keeps telling me he's the best swing three quarter 562 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,500 that ever lived across street. 563 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,033 - He's got speed, just not sure about his bottle. 564 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,867 - I promised him I'd mention it, now I've mentioned it. 565 00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:46,567 - Oh great, I found it. 566 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:47,833 - What? 567 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:51,167 - Application form for the Wales V. England international. 568 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:54,167 - Well it's the huge arrangement isn't it? 569 00:30:54,267 --> 00:30:58,000 We'll ask for 150, get 40 and carve them up 570 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,500 amongst the committee, eh? 571 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,200 (laughing) 572 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:04,633 - The international isn't until after Christmas. 573 00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:06,667 We have more pressing matters to consider. 574 00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:08,567 I move next business. 575 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,067 - Can I get anybody a drink? 576 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:21,167 - I'm alright. A bitter please. 577 00:31:21,267 --> 00:31:23,267 - Half? 578 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:25,733 - Well a pint, but only if you're worth it. 579 00:31:36,767 --> 00:31:38,067 - Oh Stanley. 580 00:31:38,167 --> 00:31:39,833 - When we were at school, he was always 581 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:42,600 trying to look up my skirt. 582 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,067 - He's a fitness freak now, always jogging. 583 00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:47,067 - Sublimation. 584 00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:48,200 Sublimation. 585 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,833 - Now then how's my toy boy this evening? 586 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,433 - Fine, thank you Mrs. Evans. 587 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:03,833 A pint of bitter please. 588 00:32:03,933 --> 00:32:05,833 - You're supposed to be in training lovely. 589 00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:07,467 - It isn't for me. 590 00:32:07,567 --> 00:32:09,800 - You mean I have a rival? 591 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,267 - Just a friend. 592 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,867 - Just good friends. 593 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:18,700 You must be fluent in the english language. 594 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:30,067 - Thank you Stanley. 595 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,100 - Cheers. 596 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,933 - Are you going? 597 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,900 - Good night. 598 00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:39,333 (crash) 599 00:32:39,433 --> 00:32:41,700 (laughing) 600 00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:46,100 (ominous music) 601 00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:01,433 -[Alice] Hello Stanley. 602 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,500 - Hello Mrs. Fernie. 603 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,600 - How is the Smartsview personality of the year 604 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,233 this evening then? 605 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:06,633 -[Alice] Leave him alone, at least he's trying 606 00:33:06,733 --> 00:33:08,633 to make something of himself. 607 00:33:08,733 --> 00:33:10,633 - Yes, a bleeding idiot. 608 00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:14,200 - Ignore him Stanley, it's what I do. 609 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,567 - I'll see you. 610 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,400 - You could race him. 611 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,467 - I might do myself a permanent injury. 612 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:25,500 - Well who'd notice the difference? 613 00:33:26,933 --> 00:33:29,300 - Last call for any other business? 614 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,667 In that case... 615 00:33:31,633 --> 00:33:33,067 - Oh, yes Connie? 616 00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:39,233 - Mr. president, yesterday immediately after 617 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:46,100 my wife's funeral, my daughter received an anonymous letter. 618 00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:51,633 I believe it came from someone connected with this club. 619 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,233 - What did it say? 620 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:01,733 - The writer knows. I know, Jenny knows. 621 00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:08,933 - We realize what a dreadful time this has been 622 00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:12,067 for you but why don't we close this meeting 623 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,533 and discuss this informally? 624 00:34:14,633 --> 00:34:18,867 - I propose that the writer of this letter, 625 00:34:18,967 --> 00:34:23,167 when identified, should be banned from this club for life. 626 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:30,633 - There's nothing in the rule book to cover this. 627 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,167 - We can't ban somebody if we don't know who he is. 628 00:34:36,267 --> 00:34:37,700 - No. 629 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800 - I've made a proposal. 630 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,667 Do I have a seconder? 631 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,533 - I'll second it. 632 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,933 - Now I think, according to the constitution, 633 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,533 it goes to a vote. 634 00:35:08,067 --> 00:35:11,333 - Unless there's any further discussion, 635 00:35:14,067 --> 00:35:15,133 all in favor? 636 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,333 Connie. 637 00:35:30,433 --> 00:35:31,467 - Thank you. 638 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:36,233 -[Chairman] Alright gentleman, meeting closed. 639 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,900 - Are you alright? 640 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,300 - No, no I'm not alright. 641 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,900 I intend to be better soon. 642 00:35:54,067 --> 00:35:57,067 - I got you two, saves on the leg work. 643 00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:58,867 - Gentleman sir. 644 00:35:58,967 --> 00:36:01,233 Now you were asking me some leading questions. 645 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,367 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Who'd want to kill Mary Connon? 646 00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:05,467 - Next. 647 00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:05,767 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Who's got it in for Connon? 648 00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:06,900 - Next. 649 00:36:07,067 --> 00:36:09,533 - Who if anyone is having their way with Mrs. Evans? 650 00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:12,067 - Well I'm no bloody oracle, but Arthur Evans 651 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:13,967 is convinced somebody's been digging in his allotments 652 00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:15,533 and I know who he's picked as his front runner. 653 00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,633 - Connon? 654 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,733 - Connon, the golden boy this was. 655 00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,767 - I thought they were mates. 656 00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:23,133 - Well your first suspect is always your best friend. 657 00:36:23,233 --> 00:36:24,433 Usually right. 658 00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:25,833 - Is Evans right? 659 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,467 - Welshmen weren't born to be right. 660 00:36:27,567 --> 00:36:29,533 They were born to be bloody tragic. 661 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:31,800 -[Marcus] Is there a policeman in the house? 662 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,067 - Sergeant, it's for you. 663 00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:39,800 - Sergeant Pascoe. 664 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,867 We'll be there immediately. 665 00:36:45,733 --> 00:36:47,300 One of your neighbors seen a man in your garden. 666 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,333 - Don't spread it around, they'll all want one. 667 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,267 - I'll kill him. 668 00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:09,800 - Alright who saw it? 669 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,900 - We did. 670 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,967 - Name? 671 00:37:12,067 --> 00:37:13,333 - How should I know? 672 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,467 - Not his name you soft sod, yours. 673 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,067 - This is Mr. Fernie. 674 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,167 - Aye, we've heard about you. 675 00:37:19,267 --> 00:37:21,300 Alright, round about you two. 676 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,433 - He's still over there. 677 00:37:25,533 --> 00:37:28,233 (ominous music) 678 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:35,967 - Now pay attention sunbeam, I've been called away 679 00:37:36,067 --> 00:37:38,633 from half drunk pints of bitter because of you 680 00:37:38,733 --> 00:37:42,167 and I'm not best pleased so let's be having 681 00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:45,900 a good look at you, nice easy and I'll try to keep 682 00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:49,267 my assembled rottweilers under control. 683 00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:53,167 Who are you? 684 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:57,100 - Anthony Wilkes, University of South Warwickshire, 685 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,300 reading sociology and media studies. 686 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,567 - Oh Anthony! 687 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,367 - Jenny! 688 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:08,433 - Will that be some sort of boyfriend 689 00:38:08,533 --> 00:38:11,200 you're mauling there Ms. Connon? 690 00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:14,833 - Well yeah, sort of. 691 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,833 - Unrequited love. 692 00:38:20,933 --> 00:38:22,767 - I wouldn't say that. 693 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:25,767 Looks to be reasonable requited. 694 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:28,067 - Not his, yours bugaloos. 695 00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:03,267 - What's this, something from your early period? 696 00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:05,467 -[Sgt. Pascoe] That's a sequence of events charts, sir. 697 00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:07,133 - Never happened when I was a lad. 698 00:39:07,233 --> 00:39:08,800 Deprived childhood. 699 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,367 - That's the chart of the night of Mary Connon's murder. 700 00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,967 Around here, the arrow's from six o' clock till midnight 701 00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:17,333 and on this side the names of all our main protagonists. 702 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:18,700 -[Sup. Dalziel] Protagonists. 703 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,800 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Yeah it means-- 704 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,467 - The participants in a great drama. 705 00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:24,100 It's a word I enjoy saying. 706 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,833 - Well courtesy of Ted Morgan and others we can track 707 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:27,933 the movements of all of our protagonists 708 00:39:28,067 --> 00:39:29,500 on the night of the murder. 709 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,867 - So they were drinking in the club 710 00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:35,733 as usual on a Saturday night, but not all of them 711 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,833 and not all the time. 712 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:38,700 Is that the gist? 713 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,800 - That's the gist. 714 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:40,800 - You see I knew that in me head, don't need to write it 715 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,900 on a solid blackboard. 716 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,933 - It isn't actually-- 717 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:45,333 - You ever watched grand prix motor racing on your tele? 718 00:39:45,433 --> 00:39:46,933 - Only in a dire emergency. 719 00:39:47,067 --> 00:39:50,900 - At the end, some overpaid prat in a daft art 720 00:39:52,967 --> 00:39:55,900 shakes a bottle of champagne so it pisses all over 721 00:39:56,067 --> 00:39:57,100 the runners up. 722 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,633 - Yeah I've seen that. 723 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,833 - This case has gone flat. 724 00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:05,167 We need to shake the bottle, see who we can splash. 725 00:40:06,267 --> 00:40:07,800 Let's have a look. 726 00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:11,233 Yeah, he'll do. 727 00:40:15,967 --> 00:40:19,900 Listen Arthur, we've known each other a long time. 728 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,733 I give you my word as a public official, 729 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:25,733 as an old friend, whatever you tell me will be 730 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,833 in strict confidence. 731 00:40:27,933 --> 00:40:29,367 - Confidence? 732 00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:32,433 Bloody tape recorder going off in my sit in there. 733 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:36,167 - Regulations. Lot of the land, hands tied. 734 00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:41,300 If it wasn't sergeant Pascoe, it'd be a total stranger. 735 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,933 He's a paid up member of the club. 736 00:40:44,033 --> 00:40:46,467 It keeps it in the family so to speak 737 00:40:46,567 --> 00:40:49,367 if he acts as my, a man who answers. 738 00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:50,567 Is that the word sergeant? 739 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,000 That's the word. 740 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:54,667 - Look, I've got a match on this afternoon 741 00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:56,567 to coach three to Oakley quarter to one. 742 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:58,633 - The fourths are playing at Oakley? 743 00:40:58,733 --> 00:41:00,300 Do you fancy your chances? 744 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,700 - Well they're all 16 years old, run like the wind. 745 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,700 Smart money says another good hiding but I want 746 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,200 to be part of it. 747 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:09,333 I'm sentimental like that. 748 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:12,567 So tell me, what do you want to know? 749 00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:19,367 - Where did you go when you left the club at 8:15 750 00:41:19,467 --> 00:41:21,200 last Saturday night? 751 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:24,833 - I went home. 752 00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:26,833 [Sup. Dalziel] Why'd you do that? 753 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:28,133 - It's where I live. 754 00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:30,367 Home, that's what the word means. 755 00:41:30,467 --> 00:41:32,067 Ask your bloody man who insists. 756 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,733 - Sergeant? 757 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,200 - Mr. Evans left the club to see what was 758 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:38,467 delaying the arrival of his wife. 759 00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:39,833 - What's with wrong with that? 760 00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:43,300 - Naught goes your credit Arthur. 761 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,333 Was wouldn't concerned about his wife's well being. 762 00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:49,500 So you get home, she wasn't there. 763 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,400 What did you do then? 764 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,867 - Went back to the club. 765 00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:55,233 - Sergeant? 766 00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:59,500 - Mr. Evans left the club at 8:15, returned at 9:15. 767 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:04,767 - You live not five minutes away from the club. 768 00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:08,567 Whichever way you do your sums, that's 50 minutes 769 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,067 unaccounted for. 770 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:13,300 Would you like to account for them, 771 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,267 ease my troubled mind? 772 00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:24,267 - Alright. I was there. 773 00:42:26,967 --> 00:42:29,533 - There? Where's there, Arthur? 774 00:42:34,533 --> 00:42:35,733 - Hurly Drive. 775 00:42:37,067 --> 00:42:38,400 - Connon's house? 776 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,533 - Yeah, but I didn't go in, alright? 777 00:42:42,467 --> 00:42:44,067 - What did you do? 778 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,167 - I followed him there. 779 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,867 Could see lights on in the house, 780 00:43:01,067 --> 00:43:03,967 Mary watching television in the living room. 781 00:43:04,067 --> 00:43:06,433 - And you came to the conclusion that your fears 782 00:43:06,533 --> 00:43:09,867 were unfounded and Connie was not in some secluded 783 00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:14,167 rendezvous having an illicit tryst with your Gwen? 784 00:43:16,467 --> 00:43:18,667 - I wouldn't put it quite like that. 785 00:43:18,767 --> 00:43:21,800 - Well of course, Connie had a headache. 786 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:25,600 It was you who stuck the boot in, wasn't it? 787 00:43:31,267 --> 00:43:33,900 - I persuaded him to play fair. 788 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,133 I thought at least I know where you are this afternoon 789 00:43:37,233 --> 00:43:38,267 you bastard. 790 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:44,533 And he went down in the sluice mall. 791 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,933 Well he didn't like to be there did he? 792 00:43:49,067 --> 00:43:50,900 I always was a bit of a hero like that. 793 00:43:51,067 --> 00:43:54,300 - That's what made him different from the rest of us. 794 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,133 - I saw my chance and I took it. 795 00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:01,633 Might have killed him. 796 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,367 Thought I had for a minute. 797 00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:11,267 I do feel bad about that. 798 00:44:14,067 --> 00:44:15,533 Guilty as charged. 799 00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:22,133 - You've got a bus to catch Arthur. 800 00:44:25,067 --> 00:44:26,100 - You mean I'm free to go? 801 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,600 - Sad it is. 802 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:30,400 We're only open for confessions. 803 00:44:32,967 --> 00:44:34,100 - Excellent, we've got Arthur Evans 804 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,933 at the scene of the crime. 805 00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,633 - Give me your pen. 806 00:44:47,067 --> 00:44:49,367 If I think you're shafting my wife, I don't take 807 00:44:49,467 --> 00:44:51,267 a toffee hammer to your wife. 808 00:44:51,367 --> 00:44:54,067 Those things are not dreamt of in our philosophy Malvolio. 809 00:44:54,133 --> 00:44:55,200 - Horatio. 810 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,800 - They're not dreamt of in any bogus philosophy. 811 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,667 - Connon's the man with the motive. 812 00:44:59,767 --> 00:45:02,067 Our last action hero, paradise lost. 813 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:05,300 Then he meets Gwen Evans, glimpse of paradise regained. 814 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,733 - Go and talk to her. 815 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,067 - Me? 816 00:45:08,133 --> 00:45:11,067 - This afternoon, when Arthur's safely on the bus to Oakley. 817 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:14,300 If Connie doesn't come calling, you could be in there 818 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,333 with a chance yourself. 819 00:45:16,433 --> 00:45:17,533 Here you are. 820 00:45:30,933 --> 00:45:33,267 - Dad, we've hatched a plot. 821 00:45:38,233 --> 00:45:39,500 - I can tell. 822 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,067 - The first 15 are playing at home and we think 823 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:44,300 you should take Anthony. 824 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,567 - I've never seen a rugby match in the flesh as it were. 825 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,533 I've watched it on television and found it a totally 826 00:45:49,633 --> 00:45:51,533 bewildering experience. 827 00:45:51,633 --> 00:45:54,567 And who better to explain the finer points if indeed 828 00:45:54,667 --> 00:45:56,933 there are finer points. 829 00:45:57,067 --> 00:46:00,300 - Oh yes there are finer points. 830 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,267 Will you come with us? 831 00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:06,733 - I thought I'd sort through some of mom's personal things 832 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:11,067 and well I thought you'd prefer to be out of the house 833 00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:13,333 while I do it. 834 00:46:15,767 --> 00:46:18,700 - Well you're both very thoughtful. 835 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,700 -[Misses Claypool] I've got a book coming up 836 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,800 and I've got a new job. 837 00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:25,833 - So have I, I'm supposed to be doing it now. 838 00:46:25,933 --> 00:46:27,267 - But I know about your job. 839 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,067 You don't know about mine. 840 00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,500 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Tell me about your new job. 841 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,233 - Lecture in social science, home coach from college 842 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,200 in the University of MU Yorkshire. 843 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:38,933 - Home Cuchrem, that's dangerously near. 844 00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:40,867 - 25 miles to the north. 845 00:46:40,967 --> 00:46:43,833 You're familiar with the points of the compass. 846 00:46:43,933 --> 00:46:45,533 - Yeah, we have to do a written paper 847 00:46:45,633 --> 00:46:48,233 and an oral examination. 848 00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:50,533 Good, now I'm very pleased. 849 00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:52,567 - Once upon a time you would've been proud. 850 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,800 - I am pleased and proud. 851 00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:58,733 - A little late but very welcome. 852 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:03,100 - I hear the siren call of criminal investigation. 853 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:09,733 The message from misses Claypool 854 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:11,700 said it was in connection with sex. 855 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,833 - Idle curiosity. Are you getting any? 856 00:47:13,933 --> 00:47:15,100 - No, are you? 857 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,467 - No, I put a notice on the board in the senior common room. 858 00:47:18,567 --> 00:47:21,167 I hear the hallelujah chorus is social science. 859 00:47:21,267 --> 00:47:22,967 - You don't change, do you? 860 00:47:23,067 --> 00:47:26,167 - Neither do you, that's the problem. 861 00:47:29,067 --> 00:47:30,467 - Is something wrong? 862 00:47:30,567 --> 00:47:32,067 - Isn't there always? 863 00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:33,667 - Goodbye forever. 864 00:47:39,567 --> 00:47:41,433 - Come into my parlor. 865 00:47:47,433 --> 00:47:49,300 - If you're gonna have secret assignations, 866 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,700 don't have them in my pub. 867 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,167 This is CID territory. 868 00:47:53,267 --> 00:47:54,833 - Noted. 869 00:47:54,933 --> 00:47:58,333 - Single malt arrives unbidden on the table before me. 870 00:47:58,433 --> 00:47:59,533 - Also noted. 871 00:48:02,733 --> 00:48:04,267 - Now for the sermon. 872 00:48:04,367 --> 00:48:07,167 I've got not against women in principle. 873 00:48:07,267 --> 00:48:08,700 You're a young man. 874 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,733 Young man have to get their under way, fact of life. 875 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:13,433 What's her name? 876 00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:16,067 - Ellie. Eleanor Soper. 877 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,733 - Love's young dream. 878 00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:20,633 - When we were at university, we used to be a number. 879 00:48:20,733 --> 00:48:23,400 - An odd number, an even number? 880 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,933 Is that what old farts like me call a couple? 881 00:48:26,067 --> 00:48:28,133 - We turned out to be an odd number. 882 00:48:28,233 --> 00:48:30,100 - She gave you the elbow. 883 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,533 - Yeah. She didn't approve of my joining the police service. 884 00:48:33,633 --> 00:48:34,800 - She's right. 885 00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:38,733 What would she think of you calling on a married woman 886 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,933 while her husband's away? 887 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:55,400 - At least it's not your big, fat boss. 888 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,067 - Doesn't anybody like Mr. Dalziel? 889 00:48:57,133 --> 00:48:59,167 - Not that I'm aware of. 890 00:49:02,733 --> 00:49:04,067 - I'm afraid I still have to ask one or two questions 891 00:49:04,133 --> 00:49:05,533 on his behalf. 892 00:49:05,633 --> 00:49:06,833 - Go on then. 893 00:49:06,933 --> 00:49:09,067 - You're aware your husband is jealous of Mr. Connon. 894 00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:11,067 - So he keeps telling me. 895 00:49:11,133 --> 00:49:12,600 - Does he have reason to be? 896 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,800 - None whatsoever. 897 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,400 - But you've had rouse about it. 898 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,133 - Our marriage weren't made in heaven sergeant. 899 00:49:19,233 --> 00:49:21,800 It was made in Eberville as a matter of fact. 900 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:23,067 - So you have rouse. 901 00:49:23,133 --> 00:49:25,100 - Certainly we have rouse. 902 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,567 What the hell business is it of yours? 903 00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:29,633 - None, probably. 904 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:31,300 The trouble is in order to find out what is our business 905 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,800 we have to poke our nose into a great deal that isn't. 906 00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,400 - The lads were right about you. 907 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,500 - What about me? 908 00:49:37,533 --> 00:49:40,067 - They say you're a silver-tongued bastard. 909 00:49:40,133 --> 00:49:42,167 (doorbell ringing) 910 00:49:42,267 --> 00:49:43,400 - You expecting someone? 911 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:47,067 - I have no expectations of anything Mr. Pascoe. 912 00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:49,600 The gospel according to Gwen. 913 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:56,500 -[Marcus] Oh, hello Gwen. Are you alright? 914 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,967 -[Gwen] You better come in. 915 00:50:01,367 --> 00:50:03,467 - Oh, hello Mr. Pascoe. 916 00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:06,233 - Mr. Felstead, I thought you'd be on the bus to Oakley. 917 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,467 You haven't been dropped. 918 00:50:07,567 --> 00:50:10,800 - Nobody is ever dropped from the Fourth. 919 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:12,333 No, I've retired. 920 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,867 Age has begun to weather me. 921 00:50:15,967 --> 00:50:19,033 And I saw what happened to Connie last week. 922 00:50:19,133 --> 00:50:21,833 I realized it could be my turn next. 923 00:50:21,933 --> 00:50:23,867 - Marcus telephoned to let Arthur know 924 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,667 he wouldn't be playing and I told him that Arthur 925 00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:28,267 was under arrest. 926 00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:30,667 - Not under arrest, assisting us with our inquiries 927 00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:32,500 and he's now on his way to Oakley. 928 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,633 - Oh so he's alright then? 929 00:50:33,733 --> 00:50:36,467 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Yes, he's fine. 930 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,567 - And you? 931 00:50:38,233 --> 00:50:42,467 - In the time honored freeze, as well as can be expected. 932 00:50:42,567 --> 00:50:45,000 - That's what I need to know. 933 00:50:45,867 --> 00:50:49,000 Right, I'll be off to the match then. 934 00:50:52,367 --> 00:50:54,633 (shouting) 935 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,267 (grunting) 936 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:11,067 -[Anthony] Is the game better if seen 937 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,367 through a glass mistilly? 938 00:51:12,467 --> 00:51:13,667 - This one is. 939 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,367 - Is this not a good example of the genre? 940 00:51:17,467 --> 00:51:19,467 - Not good. 941 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,433 - Haven't got any better, have they? 942 00:51:27,067 --> 00:51:30,833 - We've had complaints about you Andy 943 00:51:30,933 --> 00:51:33,633 from various members of the club. 944 00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:36,567 - What are they moaning about? 945 00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:40,300 - Well if I might quote "He hangs around the bar 946 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,400 "all hail fellow well met but basically 947 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,667 "he's still a dirty copper wanting us 948 00:51:44,767 --> 00:51:46,333 "to grass on our mates". 949 00:51:46,433 --> 00:51:49,600 - Sounds about right. Who said that? 950 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:50,867 Jacko Roberts? 951 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,467 - Well I couldn't possibly grass on a mate. 952 00:51:56,567 --> 00:51:58,700 - I'll tell you about Jacko Roberts. 953 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,167 He built the clubhouse for us. 954 00:52:01,267 --> 00:52:04,067 Did it all for cost, no profit margin. 955 00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:05,767 Then the roof leaked. 956 00:52:05,867 --> 00:52:07,567 We went to call him back in. 957 00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:10,433 He fixed the roof but he made a rotten mess of the place 958 00:52:10,533 --> 00:52:12,433 while he was doing it. 959 00:52:12,533 --> 00:52:16,700 Bloody butterfingers, you couldn't catch a dead rat! 960 00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:21,733 Your clubhouse has sprung a leak Mr. chairman 961 00:52:21,833 --> 00:52:24,067 and you'll need a dirty copper to fix it 962 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,800 and you've got the dirtiest in the county. 963 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:29,300 I don't care how much mess I make. 964 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,900 Your rugby club will end up fixed. 965 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:34,700 (phone ringing) 966 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,200 Dalziel. 967 00:52:38,233 --> 00:52:40,400 Yeah, alright, 10 minutes. 968 00:52:42,267 --> 00:52:44,267 I'm off. 969 00:52:43,133 --> 00:52:44,600 - Something important? 970 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:46,600 - Aye, damn straight more important 971 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:49,400 than this insubstantial pageant. 972 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:59,133 So what we got here is another example of Dalziel's law. 973 00:52:59,233 --> 00:53:02,133 It's Saturday afternoon and half the force is out 974 00:53:02,233 --> 00:53:04,133 making the street secure for soccer hooligans 975 00:53:04,233 --> 00:53:06,733 to beat the daylights out of each other and we get 976 00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,367 a missing child. 977 00:53:08,467 --> 00:53:11,600 An early result, that's what we want. 978 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,367 Sergeant Wield will tell you how we get it 979 00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:22,700 - Michael Anon, known as Mickey, aged eight. 980 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,167 103 Scour Terrace, Oakfield estate. 981 00:53:26,267 --> 00:53:27,867 He went out to play after school last night 982 00:53:27,967 --> 00:53:30,300 and didn't come home. 983 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:34,600 His parents tell us he likes to play on the common. 984 00:53:38,067 --> 00:53:41,633 Right, start the search tonight, while the light holds. 985 00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:45,933 Then again first thing in the morning if necessary. 986 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:49,933 (solemn music) 987 00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:22,267 - Thank you Mr. Connon, that was absolutely fascinating. 988 00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:24,367 - Good. 989 00:54:23,433 --> 00:54:24,867 - Seems to me there's a symbiotic relationship 990 00:54:24,967 --> 00:54:27,067 between the skill and the violence. 991 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,500 - That's what most people say. 992 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,733 - I'd like to see it all over again, 993 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:31,867 knowing what I know now. 994 00:54:33,067 --> 00:54:35,300 - Nothing is repeatable. 995 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:39,067 That's the point about the game, all games. 996 00:54:40,567 --> 00:54:42,567 Moments. 997 00:54:42,867 --> 00:54:46,267 Once they've gone, they've gone forever. 998 00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:52,267 - Jenny? Jenny? 999 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,067 (knocking) 1000 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,400 Oh my god. 1001 00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:22,767 - You dragged us out here for this. 1002 00:55:22,867 --> 00:55:25,800 It's straightforward, sure as your tits stuff. 1003 00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:27,433 - So where's Jenny? 1004 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:30,833 - You say this arrived after you went to the match, 1005 00:55:30,933 --> 00:55:33,233 therefore it must have been delivered by hand. 1006 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,633 And then what? 1007 00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:37,267 The author knocks at the door and says 1008 00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:39,067 "Come for a walk with me little girl 1009 00:55:39,167 --> 00:55:41,533 "and we'll buy you a bag of toffees". 1010 00:55:41,633 --> 00:55:43,467 I think you're both underestimating 1011 00:55:43,567 --> 00:55:45,833 the young lady in question. 1012 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,600 - And there is a contradiction. 1013 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,300 - Oh well do tell me. 1014 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,167 I love hearing about contradictions. 1015 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:58,467 - This letter accuses Jenny of flaunting her naked body 1016 00:56:00,633 --> 00:56:02,733 at her bedroom window. 1017 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:05,133 - Are you saying that's out of character? 1018 00:56:05,233 --> 00:56:08,633 - I'm frankly not in a position to say 1019 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:11,500 but her bedroom's at the rear of the house 1020 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,167 so in order to see her flaunting, you'd have to climb over 1021 00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:16,400 the fence at the back of the garden. 1022 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:19,200 It isn't easy, I tried the night I arrived. 1023 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:21,300 - Hello! 1024 00:56:24,533 --> 00:56:26,400 Hey, what's happening? 1025 00:56:27,433 --> 00:56:28,767 - Your alright. 1026 00:56:28,867 --> 00:56:32,700 - I've been to a supermarket but otherwise I'm fine. 1027 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,300 Why? 1028 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,267 - What can you tell us about this? 1029 00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:40,333 - Oh god. 1030 00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:42,567 I didn't mean you to see that. 1031 00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:46,867 I found it among mom's things. 1032 00:56:46,967 --> 00:56:48,933 - Any more like it? 1033 00:56:49,067 --> 00:56:51,400 Let's be having them. 1034 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,267 It's Mary Connon doing the flaunting and some local 1035 00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:56,200 tit fancier writing the letters. 1036 00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:57,367 -[Sgt. Pascoe] There's a motive. 1037 00:56:57,467 --> 00:56:58,600 -[Sup. Dalziel] Where? 1038 00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,700 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Mary Connon finds out he's sending these, 1039 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,867 threatens to report him, he knocks her on the head. 1040 00:57:01,967 --> 00:57:04,267 - Here's an informed guess. 1041 00:57:04,367 --> 00:57:06,600 These were sent over a period of time. 1042 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:09,533 She kept them like love letters. 1043 00:57:09,633 --> 00:57:11,533 I think she enjoyed it. 1044 00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:14,700 Flattery doesn't confine to the male of the species. 1045 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,433 - You said you didn't like Mary Connon but-- 1046 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:17,867 - Nobody did. 1047 00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:20,767 She was a genuine 24-carat Delilah. 1048 00:57:20,867 --> 00:57:22,567 All those hypocrites at the funeral, 1049 00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:24,933 that was for Connie's sake. 1050 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,800 Mind you, I don't like him either. 1051 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:32,067 (phone ringing) 1052 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:35,067 CID, sergeant Pascoe's desk. 1053 00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:38,733 Oh, send her in, give all the lads a treat. 1054 00:57:40,933 --> 00:57:44,433 Young woman with a pram asking for you. 1055 00:57:44,533 --> 00:57:46,533 - What? 1056 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:48,733 - Oh I lied about the pram. 1057 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,200 A parcel, that was the word. 1058 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:02,167 - Superintendent Dalziel, this is Eleanor Soper, 1059 00:58:02,267 --> 00:58:04,200 my old friend from university. 1060 00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:05,967 - Oh, you're the ex. 1061 00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:10,433 Don't worry love, we don't have any secrets here. 1062 00:58:10,533 --> 00:58:12,067 We tell each other everything. 1063 00:58:12,133 --> 00:58:13,533 - In that case, yes I am. 1064 00:58:13,633 --> 00:58:16,067 - You're a bloody mug Pascoe, giving a nice lass 1065 00:58:16,167 --> 00:58:17,467 like this the elbow. 1066 00:58:17,567 --> 00:58:19,633 - Correction, I gave him the elbow. 1067 00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:20,867 - I can understand it. 1068 00:58:20,967 --> 00:58:22,267 He's got some funny habits. 1069 00:58:22,367 --> 00:58:23,967 - I gave him the elbow because I didn't want him 1070 00:58:24,067 --> 00:58:25,500 to join the police force. 1071 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,133 - Well it does bring out the worst in a man. 1072 00:58:29,233 --> 00:58:30,933 - Open your present. 1073 00:58:36,267 --> 00:58:37,300 My new book. 1074 00:58:38,467 --> 00:58:40,933 It's about police corruption. 1075 00:58:43,067 --> 00:58:44,500 - Do I get a mention? 1076 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,167 - Perhaps in the next volume. 1077 00:58:46,267 --> 00:58:47,367 - I doubt it. 1078 00:58:50,067 --> 00:58:51,533 Ms. Eleanor Soper, 1079 00:58:55,333 --> 00:58:56,633 let me confess. 1080 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,333 I use foul and abusive language. 1081 00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:02,633 I pick my nose and scratch my balls. 1082 00:59:02,733 --> 00:59:05,133 I fart louder than is biologically necessary 1083 00:59:05,233 --> 00:59:06,733 and I do it all in public. 1084 00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:09,433 I've got sod all to hide to pity, 1085 00:59:09,533 --> 00:59:12,800 I do my job, collect my wages, go home and have my tea 1086 00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,767 generally in the middle of the night. 1087 00:59:14,867 --> 00:59:17,067 And you'll already have observed that I don't know 1088 00:59:17,133 --> 00:59:18,933 any funny handshakes. 1089 00:59:22,133 --> 00:59:24,100 Have you done any in-depth research into children 1090 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,867 who go missing? 1091 00:59:25,967 --> 00:59:27,067 - No. 1092 00:59:27,133 --> 00:59:28,967 - Or wicked women who flaunt their naked bodies 1093 00:59:29,067 --> 00:59:30,900 in full public view? 1094 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,133 - No. 1095 00:59:32,233 --> 00:59:36,900 - In that case, Mr. Pascoe will see you off the premises. 1096 00:59:37,067 --> 00:59:40,533 We have to be very careful with liberal-minded do-gooders, 1097 00:59:40,633 --> 00:59:43,233 especially on a Saturday night. 1098 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:53,500 - What a monster. 1099 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,067 - Yep. 1100 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:57,067 - I was waiting for you to tell me "He's alright 1101 00:59:57,133 --> 00:59:59,133 "when you get to know him". 1102 00:59:58,233 --> 01:00:00,267 - No, monster all the way through, correct? 1103 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:03,467 - Definitely, king of all the beasts. 1104 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:06,733 - What was that about missing children? 1105 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,167 - Well we've got one, missing. 1106 01:00:08,267 --> 01:00:10,500 Little lad, eight years old. 1107 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,033 I'll be in touch. 1108 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,400 - Why? 1109 01:00:16,667 --> 01:00:18,767 - When I've read the book. 1110 01:00:18,867 --> 01:00:21,500 - Right, see you around Watson. 1111 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,367 - She's a clever lass. 1112 01:00:47,467 --> 01:00:51,667 Be well rid of her unless she's a phenomenally good shag. 1113 01:00:54,467 --> 01:00:56,400 - You read the match, who's Marcus Felstead there? 1114 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:57,767 - No. 1115 01:00:57,867 --> 01:00:58,900 - When I saw him with Gwen Evans, he said he was 1116 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,467 going to the match. 1117 01:01:00,567 --> 01:01:03,400 - He changed his mind, he was a good judge. 1118 01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:04,867 - Yeah but what did he do instead? 1119 01:01:04,967 --> 01:01:07,333 - I don't know, stayed home, played with himself, 1120 01:01:07,433 --> 01:01:08,900 watched Grandstand. 1121 01:01:09,067 --> 01:01:11,067 - Maybe he waited till I was out the way, 1122 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,367 then he went back to Gwen's. 1123 01:01:11,467 --> 01:01:14,067 - Marcus and Gwen, not a chance. 1124 01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:16,167 Even if stood on a box, he'd suffocate. 1125 01:01:16,267 --> 01:01:18,367 - Didn't Mickey Rooney have a gardener? 1126 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:20,267 - How the hell should I know? 1127 01:01:20,367 --> 01:01:23,300 And I'm not interested in your bizarre sexual fantasies, 1128 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,500 only in me own. 1129 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,067 - And of peeping toms. 1130 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:30,333 - Give the neighbors a shake tomorrow, he should fall out. 1131 01:01:33,533 --> 01:01:36,100 (door closes) 1132 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:43,933 - Morning. - Morning. 1133 01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:46,267 Managed to persuade Mr. Connon that one Sunday paper's 1134 01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:48,067 enough for three people. 1135 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,267 Are you here professionally? 1136 01:01:50,367 --> 01:01:52,633 - We're never off-duty sir. 1137 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:57,767 - May I share a speculative theory with you? 1138 01:01:57,867 --> 01:01:59,467 - By all means. 1139 01:01:59,567 --> 01:02:01,567 - When I first arrived and there was no one here, 1140 01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:05,500 I telephoned my parents like a dutiful son 1141 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,900 and I found Jenny's number, the Connon's number 1142 01:02:08,067 --> 01:02:10,133 written on the wall here. 1143 01:02:11,633 --> 01:02:13,533 -[Sgt. Pascoe] What's your speculative theory? 1144 01:02:13,633 --> 01:02:15,867 - It's really a speculative question. 1145 01:02:15,967 --> 01:02:17,900 Why would anyone telephone a house that's only 1146 01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:19,267 20 yards away? 1147 01:02:19,367 --> 01:02:21,233 Why not just ring the doorbell? 1148 01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:22,633 - Fair question. 1149 01:02:22,733 --> 01:02:25,667 - It also occurs to me, albeit as a somewhat 1150 01:02:25,767 --> 01:02:29,333 degrading theory, that this telephone box does command 1151 01:02:29,433 --> 01:02:31,933 an excellent view of the late Mrs. Connon's 1152 01:02:32,067 --> 01:02:33,300 bedroom window. 1153 01:02:36,433 --> 01:02:38,367 - Thank you Mr. Wilkes. 1154 01:02:39,733 --> 01:02:40,833 Mrs. Fernie, would you mind if I had a word 1155 01:02:40,933 --> 01:02:42,600 with your husband alone? 1156 01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:43,800 - Yes I would mind. 1157 01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,633 Me and Dave, we don't have secrets. 1158 01:02:45,733 --> 01:02:47,433 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Well it's a little delicate. 1159 01:02:47,533 --> 01:02:51,667 - We definitely don't have delicate secrets. 1160 01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:52,867 - Very well. 1161 01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:54,933 - We've been told the late Mary Connon was in the habit 1162 01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:57,700 of appearing in her bedroom window not fully dressed, 1163 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,100 so to speak. 1164 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,633 - Bollock naked so to speak? 1165 01:03:01,733 --> 01:03:03,733 - Yes. 1166 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,833 - Everybody knows that. 1167 01:03:03,933 --> 01:03:05,667 - Mr. Fernie we now know that for the last two years 1168 01:03:05,767 --> 01:03:07,567 Mary Connon received anonymous letters and phone calls 1169 01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:09,233 of an obscene nature. 1170 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:11,900 - And you've got me down in your book as a local pervert? 1171 01:03:12,067 --> 01:03:13,600 - I'm not accusing you of anything. 1172 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:14,833 - You bloody are. 1173 01:03:14,933 --> 01:03:16,900 - Have you got any of these letters with you? 1174 01:03:17,067 --> 01:03:18,300 - I've got a photocopy. 1175 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,133 - Can I have a look? 1176 01:03:28,667 --> 01:03:30,367 Pardon me for being rude but you're talking through 1177 01:03:30,467 --> 01:03:32,200 your bumhole sergeant. 1178 01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:33,333 - I am? 1179 01:03:33,433 --> 01:03:36,133 - Well for a kickoff, this isn't Dave's handwriting. 1180 01:03:36,233 --> 01:03:37,867 It's much too neat. 1181 01:03:38,733 --> 01:03:41,933 And whoever wrote this is sexually frustrated, right? 1182 01:03:42,067 --> 01:03:44,067 - I suppose. 1183 01:03:43,067 --> 01:03:45,933 - I suppose nothing, it's obvious. 1184 01:03:47,367 --> 01:03:49,133 Now let me tell you something. 1185 01:03:49,233 --> 01:03:52,100 My Dave is big, loud and daft and he won't mind 1186 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,967 his own business and once in a while he hits people 1187 01:03:56,067 --> 01:03:59,067 but he's not sexually frustrated. 1188 01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,100 - I see. 1189 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:03,433 - Not since 20 past 11 this morning. 1190 01:04:03,533 --> 01:04:05,300 And if you're going to write it all down in your book 1191 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,333 you can put before, during, and after 1192 01:04:07,433 --> 01:04:09,767 the omnibus edition of the Archers. 1193 01:04:09,867 --> 01:04:12,067 - Thank you Mrs. Fernie. 1194 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:14,700 (solemn music) 1195 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:42,300 - Any joy? 1196 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:45,533 - Well we found some bits and pieces. 1197 01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:46,900 - Guns? 1198 01:04:47,067 --> 01:04:48,700 - Prehistoric. 1199 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,833 Came up with the vikings by the look of them. 1200 01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:52,267 -[Sup. Dalziel] That's an air pistol. 1201 01:04:52,367 --> 01:04:54,833 My dad had one of those. 1202 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:56,267 - Anything on the boy? 1203 01:04:56,367 --> 01:05:00,633 -[Sup. Dalziel] You'll be the certain one to know. 1204 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:06,967 -[Man] After the ice had gone around 10,000 years ago... 1205 01:05:07,067 --> 01:05:08,667 - I'm sorry, am I interrupting? 1206 01:05:08,767 --> 01:05:10,767 - No. 1207 01:05:10,433 --> 01:05:12,233 - Found this photograph. 1208 01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:15,967 Thought Anthony might find it interesting. 1209 01:05:16,067 --> 01:05:17,800 -[Anthony] This is you. 1210 01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:19,767 - England trial, 1976. 1211 01:05:20,633 --> 01:05:21,667 Don't went to kick in to touch, 1212 01:05:21,767 --> 01:05:23,133 and Chip kicked over their back line, caught it, 1213 01:05:23,233 --> 01:05:24,900 sidestepped the fullback, left him for dead, 1214 01:05:25,067 --> 01:05:27,400 touchdown in Cohorn. 1215 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,900 My shining hour. 1216 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:31,900 - Wish I had seen it. 1217 01:05:32,067 --> 01:05:34,067 - But you weren't born were you? 1218 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:35,200 Either of you. 1219 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,333 - Not quite. 1220 01:05:50,067 --> 01:05:51,900 (sigh) 1221 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:27,500 - Marcus. 1222 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:29,167 Just the man I want to see. 1223 01:06:29,267 --> 01:06:30,833 - It's about your inquiries? 1224 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:34,967 - No, no, no it's strictly personal and trivial. 1225 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,333 I just want you to confirm or deny a bit of 1226 01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:42,467 malicious gossip that's wandered into my shell-like ears. 1227 01:06:42,567 --> 01:06:45,500 It's concerning you and Gwen Evans. 1228 01:06:46,767 --> 01:06:48,767 - Marcus. 1229 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:49,167 You bastard, I want a word with you. 1230 01:06:49,267 --> 01:06:51,067 - Arthur, it's the rush hour. 1231 01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,867 The man's under pressure, we'd all like a word with him. 1232 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,967 Would you mind forming an orderly Q? 1233 01:06:55,067 --> 01:06:57,533 - I just want to tell him he can't retire. 1234 01:06:57,633 --> 01:07:00,400 We lost 55 mill yesterday. 1235 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,267 We didn't score nill. 1236 01:07:02,367 --> 01:07:04,700 - Is the beautiful Gwen with you? 1237 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,733 - She's in the toilet, tarting herself up as usual. 1238 01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:11,633 - Excuse me gentleman, we've run out of crisps. 1239 01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:13,833 I'll be back in a minute. 1240 01:07:16,367 --> 01:07:18,067 - The humiliation. 1241 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:20,667 - What, running out of crisps? 1242 01:07:21,633 --> 01:07:23,833 - No, our match yesterday. 1243 01:07:25,433 --> 01:07:28,933 We were playing against children, bloody children. 1244 01:07:29,067 --> 01:07:31,400 - Would Marcus had made any difference? 1245 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:34,533 - Well he's a little, fat pole drunt 1246 01:07:37,167 --> 01:07:39,567 but he's got a share of low culling. 1247 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:42,167 At our age, what else is left? 1248 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,867 -[Gwen] We have to tell him. 1249 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:22,467 -[Marcus] And then what? 1250 01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:26,433 He kills you then he kills me in either order. 1251 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:29,100 You saw what he did to Connie. 1252 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,233 That was mistaken identity. 1253 01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:34,200 (clears throat) 1254 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:35,800 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Good evening both. 1255 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,367 - How long have you been there? 1256 01:08:37,467 --> 01:08:39,067 - Long enough. 1257 01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:41,800 Mr. Felstead why don't you come and see us tomorrow morning, 1258 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:43,633 clarify whatever misunderstandings 1259 01:08:43,733 --> 01:08:46,067 have accrued along the way? 1260 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,900 - How long has it been going on? 1261 01:08:52,067 --> 01:08:54,067 -[Marcus] Two years. 1262 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:54,733 - Bloody hell. 1263 01:08:54,833 --> 01:08:55,867 - Nightmare. 1264 01:08:56,767 --> 01:08:58,233 - So why do it? 1265 01:08:58,333 --> 01:09:01,933 - I hesitate to use words like love in your presence Andy. 1266 01:09:02,067 --> 01:09:03,133 - You do right. 1267 01:09:03,233 --> 01:09:06,067 But it's a bugaloo, isn't it? 1268 01:09:06,133 --> 01:09:08,567 I mean here you are pulling the best bird 1269 01:09:08,667 --> 01:09:12,600 in the palace and you can't tell anybody. 1270 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,433 I would've shout it from the rooftops. 1271 01:09:14,533 --> 01:09:16,900 - Who would've believed me? 1272 01:09:17,067 --> 01:09:19,133 -[Sup. Dalziel] Fair point. 1273 01:09:19,233 --> 01:09:20,467 - Sergeant Pascoe. 1274 01:09:20,567 --> 01:09:23,233 - So what are your plans for the future, 1275 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,833 apart from protecting your frontal lobes 1276 01:09:24,933 --> 01:09:26,933 from Arthur's big boots? 1277 01:09:27,067 --> 01:09:28,633 - You better take this sir. 1278 01:09:28,733 --> 01:09:30,733 Excuse me. 1279 01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,067 Aye. Hang on. 1280 01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:35,900 Piss off Marcus. 1281 01:09:36,067 --> 01:09:37,633 We've found the missing child. 1282 01:09:37,733 --> 01:09:41,367 Your sex life is no longer of any interest. 1283 01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:45,167 - Adult traffit? 1284 01:09:45,267 --> 01:09:48,433 Don't tell me, asleep on the penalty spot. 1285 01:09:48,533 --> 01:09:51,100 Some kids'll do anything for an autograph. 1286 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,367 Right, returning to base. 1287 01:09:53,467 --> 01:09:54,700 - You can't return to base. 1288 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,467 Mrs. Groveland at number 40, she's been expecting you. 1289 01:09:57,567 --> 01:09:58,667 - Did she see something? 1290 01:09:58,767 --> 01:10:00,500 - She reckons she did. 1291 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,133 She's a naughty old bat but she's generally right. 1292 01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:06,833 - Always nice to the Mrs. Grovelands of this world. 1293 01:10:06,933 --> 01:10:08,633 - You have to give it a good long ring. 1294 01:10:08,733 --> 01:10:10,100 She's a bit deaf. 1295 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,400 - Thank you Mrs. Williams. 1296 01:10:16,733 --> 01:10:19,533 (paper rustling) 1297 01:10:24,367 --> 01:10:26,000 - Guess what Jacko Robbins told me? 1298 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,367 He saw Mary Connon in the blue ball 1299 01:10:28,467 --> 01:10:30,200 the night before she was killed. 1300 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,033 She was having a drink with Arthur Evans. 1301 01:10:32,133 --> 01:10:33,500 - And he's just remembered? 1302 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,700 - Yeah. 1303 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,400 They're a tight bunch at the rugby club 1304 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:40,433 and Arthur's a popular man but they all grass eventually. 1305 01:10:40,533 --> 01:10:42,200 - Did you want me to do something about it? 1306 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:44,833 - Yeah when you've got a minute, call on Arthur. 1307 01:10:44,933 --> 01:10:46,067 He might talk to you. 1308 01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:48,433 Ask him if he's a murderer. 1309 01:11:09,567 --> 01:11:10,667 - Have you found her? 1310 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,067 -[Sgt. Pascoe] I'm sorry? 1311 01:11:14,267 --> 01:11:18,467 (Tom Jones - Green, Green Grass of Home playing) 1312 01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:31,767 - She's left me. 1313 01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:38,367 -[Sgt. Pascoe] I'm very sorry Mr. Evans. 1314 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,700 (laughing) 1315 01:11:43,067 --> 01:11:44,400 (glass shatters) 1316 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,667 - You know she better not go on her own 1317 01:11:46,767 --> 01:11:49,067 cause if she'd gone with anybody else, 1318 01:11:49,133 --> 01:11:51,767 I tell you this, I'll kill him. 1319 01:11:53,367 --> 01:11:55,467 (crying) 1320 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,300 (solemn music) 1321 01:12:42,433 --> 01:12:44,233 - You do not pump out a man's stomach because 1322 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:45,667 he's had a drop of scotch. 1323 01:12:45,767 --> 01:12:48,367 If you did we might as well all be tubed up permanently. 1324 01:12:48,467 --> 01:12:49,933 - It was the doctor's decision. 1325 01:12:50,067 --> 01:12:51,333 I showed him the empty bottles. 1326 01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:53,067 - Oh you trust the medical profession? 1327 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:54,667 God have mercy on your soul. 1328 01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:56,067 Actually it's two hatches. 1329 01:12:56,133 --> 01:12:58,100 God I hate this bloody thing. 1330 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,433 - It's working perfectly well. 1331 01:13:00,533 --> 01:13:03,067 - Look, a police canteen should serve sausage, eggs 1332 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,167 and greasy chips 24 hours a day. 1333 01:13:05,267 --> 01:13:07,167 No wonder that DeCram left. 1334 01:13:07,267 --> 01:13:10,400 Anyway, half of Evans isn't you? 1335 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,900 Romantic suicide type is it find him a mashem type. 1336 01:13:14,067 --> 01:13:16,200 You'll be on his hit list now. 1337 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:18,233 - I'll bear it in mind. 1338 01:13:20,967 --> 01:13:22,733 - And little Marcus has done a runner? 1339 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:24,500 - Uniform checked his digs. 1340 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,267 His car's gone, told his landlady he wouldn't be back. 1341 01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:32,733 - Marcus Felstead and Gwen Evans, Romeo and Juliet. 1342 01:13:32,833 --> 01:13:34,300 Little soul trip. 1343 01:13:35,633 --> 01:13:38,200 Moral, anything's possible. 1344 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:41,067 The world is flat, the moon is made of green cheese, 1345 01:13:41,133 --> 01:13:42,467 peace on earth. 1346 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,767 - May I have a word sir? 1347 01:13:45,867 --> 01:13:47,600 - What's your problem? 1348 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:50,367 - I have a witness who claims to have seen a man 1349 01:13:50,467 --> 01:13:52,467 in the front garden of the common house the night 1350 01:13:52,567 --> 01:13:54,200 Mary Connon was killed. 1351 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:56,867 - And what was he doing this man? 1352 01:13:56,967 --> 01:13:58,900 - He was on the roof, climbing in the house 1353 01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:00,700 to an upstairs window. 1354 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,600 - I wouldn't have thought that was possible. 1355 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:05,967 - Only one way to find out. 1356 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,467 That's what we call a reconstruction 1357 01:14:14,567 --> 01:14:16,067 in the investigative trade. 1358 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:17,767 Load of Bollocks usually but it looks good 1359 01:14:17,867 --> 01:14:19,467 in the paper work. 1360 01:14:19,567 --> 01:14:23,433 - Well whoever did this is a better athlete than I am. 1361 01:14:23,533 --> 01:14:25,500 -[Sup. Dalziel] Can you make it to the window? 1362 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,400 - It's a theoretical possibility. 1363 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:31,700 - Suck it and see, give the crowd it's money's worth. 1364 01:14:34,967 --> 01:14:36,167 - I'd rather not sir. 1365 01:14:36,267 --> 01:14:38,900 - Have you disobeyed an order? 1366 01:14:39,067 --> 01:14:40,700 - I don't want to spoil the footprints on the roof 1367 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,467 till forensics have had a look at them. 1368 01:14:42,567 --> 01:14:43,733 - Oh get down. 1369 01:14:46,867 --> 01:14:51,100 Do you know any sexually frustrated young athletes? 1370 01:14:54,767 --> 01:14:56,767 - Yes. 1371 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,967 - Young man, you are trying my patience. 1372 01:15:18,067 --> 01:15:20,333 - I didn't do anything! 1373 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:23,800 - It's another fine mess, Stanley. 1374 01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:25,833 -[Stanley] I didn't kill her. 1375 01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:27,433 - What did you do? 1376 01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:30,800 Did you write the letters? 1377 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,900 - Yes. 1378 01:15:32,067 --> 01:15:33,533 -[Sup. Dalziel] And telephoned her? 1379 01:15:33,633 --> 01:15:36,067 - Yes, but she asked for it. 1380 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,167 - You'll have to explain that. 1381 01:15:40,267 --> 01:15:41,967 When did it start? 1382 01:15:42,067 --> 01:15:44,600 - A couple of years ago, when I first started 1383 01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,133 serious training. 1384 01:15:48,367 --> 01:15:52,100 I was out running one night and there she was 1385 01:15:53,233 --> 01:15:55,433 in the window, like all... 1386 01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:58,833 - Naked? 1387 01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:59,267 - Yes. 1388 01:15:59,367 --> 01:16:02,067 - Don't worry son, all men are alike. 1389 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:04,067 A deep desire to say "Show us your tits" 1390 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:05,900 to every woman we fancy. 1391 01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:09,233 - Even sergeant Pascoe is like that, but we do not make 1392 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:13,500 obscene telephone calls and we do not write dirty letters. 1393 01:16:15,767 --> 01:16:18,067 - I was daft wasn't I? 1394 01:16:18,133 --> 01:16:20,500 - You said she asked for it. 1395 01:16:23,233 --> 01:16:27,400 - One night I was in phone box and she must've been 1396 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:32,233 watching me because she rang me in phone box. 1397 01:16:34,133 --> 01:16:37,800 She got me to say things like, dirty things. 1398 01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:41,700 Not ever so dirty. 1399 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,167 I don't really know that many seriously dirty things. 1400 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,067 - You'll have to work at it. 1401 01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:48,833 - She told me I should get me letters in her dressing 1402 01:16:48,933 --> 01:16:51,900 table and why didn't I try and spy some up a bit 1403 01:16:52,067 --> 01:16:53,700 and stuff like that. 1404 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,900 Then I decided to stop. 1405 01:16:57,067 --> 01:16:58,233 -[Sup. Dalziel] Why? 1406 01:16:58,333 --> 01:16:59,533 - Don't laugh. 1407 01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:03,300 It was interfering with my training. 1408 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,733 - I'm not laughing, this isn't funny. 1409 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:08,900 - She didn't want me to stop, see? 1410 01:17:09,067 --> 01:17:12,500 - She threatened me, she kept the letters. 1411 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,467 - And she was gonna show them to Mr. Connon. 1412 01:17:15,567 --> 01:17:20,100 - Mr. Connon, the police, my parents, everybody. 1413 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,833 - So you decided to steal them. 1414 01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:28,900 - On a Saturday night, that Saturday night 1415 01:17:30,067 --> 01:17:34,733 I went on to that little flat roof and in through a window. 1416 01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:38,100 I could hear a tele on downstairs. 1417 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:43,067 I went into her bedroom and I was just about to open 1418 01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:46,933 the dressing table drawer when someone on bed moved 1419 01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:48,733 and sort of groaned. 1420 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,167 -[Sup. Dalziel] Mr. Connon? 1421 01:17:50,267 --> 01:17:51,833 - Yeah, he sat up. 1422 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:54,667 - What did you do? 1423 01:17:54,767 --> 01:17:56,900 - I ran away, downstairs. 1424 01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,367 There was a lot of noise in front room. 1425 01:17:59,467 --> 01:18:00,767 I though no one would hear me. 1426 01:18:00,867 --> 01:18:02,067 - Noise from the television. 1427 01:18:02,133 --> 01:18:03,967 - And voices. 1428 01:18:04,067 --> 01:18:06,200 Somebody laughing. 1429 01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:09,900 Anyway, I was halfway downstairs when Mrs. Connon 1430 01:18:10,067 --> 01:18:13,067 came out into the kitchen and saw me and screamed. 1431 01:18:13,133 --> 01:18:14,400 - Why did she scream? 1432 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,267 You were her favorite toy boy. 1433 01:18:16,367 --> 01:18:18,467 Didn't she recognize you? 1434 01:18:21,433 --> 01:18:23,900 I had this over my head. 1435 01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:26,100 -[Sup. Dalziel] Show us. 1436 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:34,433 - Ooh, it's enough to make anyone scream. 1437 01:18:34,533 --> 01:18:37,767 Take it off and give it to Mr. Pascoe. 1438 01:18:40,733 --> 01:18:43,067 So she screamed, then what? 1439 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,233 - There was a man in front room. 1440 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:48,333 -[Sgt. Pascoe] Who? 1441 01:18:47,167 --> 01:18:48,800 - I didn't see him. 1442 01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:52,833 He said something like "What's matter?" 1443 01:18:52,933 --> 01:18:57,733 and I threw something at her and let it through front door. 1444 01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,733 - Did you recognize the man's voice? 1445 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:01,933 - It's all a bit muffled when you've got a stocking 1446 01:19:02,067 --> 01:19:03,433 over your head. 1447 01:19:03,533 --> 01:19:05,267 - What did you throw at Mrs. Connon? 1448 01:19:05,367 --> 01:19:06,600 - What? 1449 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:10,067 - You said "I threw something at her". 1450 01:19:10,133 --> 01:19:11,900 What did you throw? 1451 01:19:12,067 --> 01:19:15,500 - It was just something I picked up. 1452 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,233 - When my sergeant asks you a civil question 1453 01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:19,133 he's entitled to a civil answer! 1454 01:19:19,233 --> 01:19:20,633 - It was an old air pistol. 1455 01:19:20,733 --> 01:19:23,300 My dad used to keep it on his allotment for rats. 1456 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,067 It's useless, he never managed to kill any! 1457 01:19:29,867 --> 01:19:32,500 (solemn music) 1458 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:59,267 - Is that your father's air pistol Mr. Curtis? 1459 01:19:59,367 --> 01:20:00,933 - That's it. 1460 01:20:01,033 --> 01:20:03,467 - Who did he buy it from, Lord Kitchener? 1461 01:20:03,567 --> 01:20:04,900 - Lord who? 1462 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,933 - Don't say things like that, it upsets me. 1463 01:20:08,033 --> 01:20:10,067 Play your cards right, you could be home in time 1464 01:20:10,167 --> 01:20:11,700 for Blue Peter. 1465 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,800 - Thank you. 1466 01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:14,600 - But don't bank on it. 1467 01:20:27,033 --> 01:20:28,633 - Forensics won't thank you for that sir. 1468 01:20:28,733 --> 01:20:30,967 - Forensics are gonna be too busy finding those 1469 01:20:31,067 --> 01:20:33,900 imaginary bloody footprints you saw on Connon's roof. 1470 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,300 - How did you know? 1471 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,067 - I know everything young man. 1472 01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:39,100 I know how these buggers work. 1473 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,867 It's a spring-loaded mechanism. 1474 01:20:40,967 --> 01:20:44,667 You shove a pellet up the spout and pull the trigger. 1475 01:20:44,767 --> 01:20:46,767 - Wow. 1476 01:20:46,567 --> 01:20:50,167 - That's not gonna help anybody's frontal lobes is it? 1477 01:20:50,267 --> 01:20:52,967 That's our toffee hammer. 1478 01:20:53,067 --> 01:20:56,267 (music and clamoring) 1479 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:13,933 Doesn't do you good, eh Connie? 1480 01:21:14,067 --> 01:21:17,067 Seeing all these young people getting it regularly? 1481 01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:19,867 This is no place for the likes of us. 1482 01:21:19,967 --> 01:21:24,133 Come on, can't talk with all this racket going on. 1483 01:21:47,533 --> 01:21:50,300 How's the head? Memory improving? 1484 01:21:51,767 --> 01:21:53,067 - Memory? 1485 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:56,300 - Come on Connie, fill in the gaps. 1486 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,600 What was it that woke you up? 1487 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:03,067 Mary's screaming or the hooded monster on the stairs? 1488 01:22:03,167 --> 01:22:06,400 And who was the man in the living room? 1489 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,700 Who got rid of the gun? 1490 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,367 Was it you or him? 1491 01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:12,933 - He did. 1492 01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:15,333 - I know you're a man of few words but that outburst 1493 01:22:15,433 --> 01:22:17,567 still leaves the odd gap. 1494 01:22:18,933 --> 01:22:22,067 - I heard the scream and the front door. 1495 01:22:22,133 --> 01:22:23,800 - Stanley doing a runner? 1496 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:27,100 - I didn't know it was Stanley till Marcus told me. 1497 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,200 - Marcus. 1498 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,733 He was the man in the living room. 1499 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,633 - I thought you knew. 1500 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,333 - You heard noises, you went down the stairs, 1501 01:22:41,133 --> 01:22:43,267 you found Marcus and Mary doing what? 1502 01:22:43,367 --> 01:22:45,067 Having their way on the house rug? 1503 01:22:45,133 --> 01:22:48,100 - No, she were dead by then. 1504 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,667 - I assumed you asked Marcus for an explanation. 1505 01:22:50,767 --> 01:22:52,233 Excuse me sir, you seem to be standing 1506 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:54,433 besides my wife's corpse. 1507 01:22:55,367 --> 01:22:58,067 - He said it were an accident. 1508 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,300 - I hope he had a good story. 1509 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,400 - I believed him. 1510 01:23:01,433 --> 01:23:02,700 - Try it on me. 1511 01:23:05,333 --> 01:23:09,400 - Marcus came round because Mary knew about him and Gwen. 1512 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:12,100 She were threatening to tell Arthur Evans. 1513 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,833 - Why would she do that? 1514 01:23:13,933 --> 01:23:15,500 - Her idea of fun. 1515 01:23:17,633 --> 01:23:19,667 - Describe the accident. 1516 01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:24,700 - Young Stanley had dumped his old air pistol 1517 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,100 and Marcus had picked it up. 1518 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,433 He were arguing with Mary. 1519 01:23:29,533 --> 01:23:31,067 She were sitting in the armchair teasing him 1520 01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:33,067 about his love life with Gwen. 1521 01:23:33,167 --> 01:23:35,067 He was waving the gun around. 1522 01:23:35,167 --> 01:23:37,567 She says "What are you gonna do to shut me up Marcus? 1523 01:23:37,667 --> 01:23:40,833 "Kill me with little Stanley's toy gun?" 1524 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:43,467 She grabbed the barrel of the gun and held it 1525 01:23:43,567 --> 01:23:46,067 against her own head and pressed his finger 1526 01:23:46,100 --> 01:23:48,433 where it were on the trigger. 1527 01:23:48,533 --> 01:23:50,233 Bang, she were dead. 1528 01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:54,467 - That's Marcus' story. 1529 01:23:54,567 --> 01:23:56,567 - Yes. 1530 01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:58,067 - Which you believe. 1531 01:23:59,067 --> 01:24:01,700 - I lay down for half an hour, give him time 1532 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:05,533 to get rid of the gun and I phoned the police. 1533 01:24:05,633 --> 01:24:07,600 We had a masked intruder. 1534 01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,067 If necessary we could blame everything on him. 1535 01:24:10,133 --> 01:24:12,933 - Stanley, poor little twat. 1536 01:24:13,067 --> 01:24:15,767 Whatever he does he'll always be found out. 1537 01:24:15,867 --> 01:24:18,067 - Either way it adds up to what? 1538 01:24:18,133 --> 01:24:19,867 Death by misadventure? 1539 01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:22,300 Manslaughter at worst? Yes. 1540 01:24:23,633 --> 01:24:25,633 Not murder. 1541 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:29,933 - Are you prepared to stand up in court and testify 1542 01:24:30,067 --> 01:24:32,933 that your late wife was a wicked, manipulative, 1543 01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:35,467 conniving, sex-starved bitch? 1544 01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:51,333 - When I bust my ankle and I knew it were all over, 1545 01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:56,067 the glory that was me, you know what she said to me? 1546 01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:59,900 "It's only a game, Connie. It's only a game." 1547 01:25:01,733 --> 01:25:04,567 - That's a terrible thing to say. 1548 01:25:04,667 --> 01:25:05,700 - It's true. 1549 01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:10,167 - That's why it's a terrible thing to say. 1550 01:25:11,300 --> 01:25:14,133 - She weren't talking about rugby. 1551 01:25:14,233 --> 01:25:16,233 - I know. 1552 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:36,067 (crowd cheering) 1553 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:41,267 (singing anthem) 1554 01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,833 - Sid! Sid. 1555 01:26:02,367 --> 01:26:04,533 I shall need a pint every 15 minutes 1556 01:26:04,633 --> 01:26:08,333 for the duration of the game but if we were to win, 1557 01:26:08,433 --> 01:26:10,100 I shall drink a lot. 1558 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,100 - Welcome home, Arthur. 1559 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,100 - Come on boys! 1560 01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:27,767 (shouting) 1561 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:33,633 - This'll be totally fascinating, 1562 01:26:33,733 --> 01:26:35,367 I'll explain as we go along. 1563 01:26:35,467 --> 01:26:36,833 - I thought you might. 1564 01:26:36,933 --> 01:26:39,233 - Come on England, come on! 1565 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:45,533 Where have you been? 1566 01:26:45,633 --> 01:26:47,067 - A world cruise. 1567 01:26:47,967 --> 01:26:51,067 Spent my entire life savings. 1568 01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:53,100 - Worth it? 1569 01:26:54,567 --> 01:26:55,733 - Every penny. 1570 01:26:57,267 --> 01:26:59,267 - Good. 1571 01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:02,833 - How've you been? 1572 01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:09,233 - I often wished I could get away from Mary. 1573 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:13,200 I often think it wouldn't matter, but it does. 1574 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,733 It always matters. 1575 01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:23,167 They know you're here, I had to tell them. 1576 01:27:23,267 --> 01:27:25,467 - The man may come and in. 1577 01:27:27,433 --> 01:27:30,333 Well I musn't spoil your enjoyment. 1578 01:27:54,567 --> 01:27:57,900 - It's only a game, Marcus. Only a game. 1579 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,667 (sad horn melody) 107636