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U-Jin! U-Jin!
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The secret of Tales of Titillation is...
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U-Jin! U-Jin!
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The secret of excitement is...
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I won‘t tell you!
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After graduating high school, I started working at this SFX dummy factory.
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Juzo ltabashi.
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I'm 19.
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I'm lonely and don't have a girlfriend.
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I wish I could do it with a real woman and not a dummy.
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But...
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I do have a secret pleasure.
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Huh?
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It's that lady!
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Miss, please play with us again!
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Okay, but I have to cram today, so only for fifteen minutes.
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Okay!
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I don't know her name.
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I only know that she goes to a nearby girlsI college.
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Yes, just watching her everyday has become my only pleasure.
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W-What is she doing?
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I get it.
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Now I know why she plays with the kids everyday.
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How could a pretty girl...
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I'm shocked...
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Who are you?
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Weirdo!
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Hey, go away, you brats!
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Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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He's strange.
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Let's play with him.
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Okay!
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What?
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Hey!
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Hey, stop!
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Hey! Hey!
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Idiots!
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That was fun.
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God damn it!
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I'll remember this, you punks.
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Oh, it's that lady!
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Oh, I've never seen you before.
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Are you alone?
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It's okay!
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I'll make you happy all by myself.
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Uh, I mean...
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Everybody's gone, so let's play together!
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Okay.
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I feel a little strange, though... How old are you?
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Come on.
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I'm only three!
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People tell me I look older all the time...
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Let's play with him some more!
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Y-You' re... very good...
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You know women's sweet spots...
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This is why I put up with those kids' humiliation...
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It feels good...
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More... More...
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More...
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More...
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Harder!
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This is great!
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l-l-l'm coming...
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Here we go!
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I was hospitalized because of that accident for a few months, but...
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...after I left the hospital, I continued to play that role.
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Mumble.
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Mumble.
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Mumble.
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Mumble.
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Mumble.
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Mumble. Mumble. Mumble. Mumble. Mumble. Mumble. Mumble.
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Don't mumble and keep watching!
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Thank you for calling.
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This is Pizza Tokyo!
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What?
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Yes, the Saotome residence at the Century Apartments, correct?
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Thank you for your order again.
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One large seafood pie and one large curry pie.
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Thank you.
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Saotome again.
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Shit, too bad I hurt my arm.
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Look, my leg is broken.
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I really wish I could deliver it...
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Um...
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Should I go, then?
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R-Really?
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Yeah, I'm familiar with that area.
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I see.
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But you know our policy.
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Delivery within thirty minutes or it's free.
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Kensaku Hagiwara.
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High school student.
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A virgin.
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He had no clue what was in store for him...
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The rookie's gone...
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Can he make it in thirty minutes?
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He was a good kid.
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Hey, I made it in ten minutes.
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That was easy.
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Let's see... Suite 601
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Hey, you pervert!
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W-What the?
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She was hanging her laundry in the elevator?
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No other choice but to use the stairs.
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I still have fifteen minutes!
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No problem!
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It's getting late.
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It's just about thirty minutes.
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W-What if...
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Hagiwara isn't that kind of person!
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He isn't!
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Only five minutes left... I have to hurry...
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l-l won't lose...
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No way...
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Only one minute left...
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What did I do to deserve this?
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Oh, the pizza guy.
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Why are you there?
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Ms. Saotome?
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Yes, I am.
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Thank God.
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I brought the pizza you ordered.
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Huh?
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Oh, nothing.
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Come right in.
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Okay, then...
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Got it.
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I guess I overdid it.
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Wow!
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That's beautiful.
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It really is.
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Well, let's eat before it gets cold.
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Okay!
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Century Apartments Suite 601
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To the three Saotome residents...
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No delivery service within thirty minutes...
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...ever arrived.
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...ever arrived.
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Buy Tales of Titillation!
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Buy Tales of Titillation!
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Buy Tales of Titillation, already!
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A brief commercial break.
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Buy Tales of Titillation, already!
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A brief parody!
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Uh, I'm 31, work at a middle-sized company...
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....and have a middle class income.
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The one in the far left corner, what is your ideal marriage like?
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Huh?
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Me?
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Um, I've never had a problem with money, so...
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I have two European cars, take three overseas trips a year...
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...have a swimming pool at home and also a tennis court...
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Well, I guess I really can't consider someone who's middle class.
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I think that men who would give me a miserable life...
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...should move to the middle of the Gobi Desert.
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It sure is windy today, isn't it, Akko?
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What's going on?
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The wind is blowing only around us.
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Look!
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What is that?
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Hey, what's with all these girls?
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They're all wearing bloomers.
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That's no fun.
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A giant, perverted salaryman.
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He's the cause of the skirt-flipping.
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Akko.
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Please respond. Please respond.
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This is Akko. Go ahead.
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As you can see, a giant pervert has appeared!
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His aim is not just skirt-flipping.
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The real danger comes afterwards.
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Afterwards?
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What do you mean, Captain?
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No!
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Oh, there is one!
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A girl with panties!
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Oh, wonderful!
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The building is...
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...melting.
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His bodily fluid is a strong acid that melts everything!
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That's really dangerous.
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If the fluid is spread all over Tokyo...
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Tenimarakoman, tenimarakoman!
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Become big!
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No! Someone, help me!
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You're the sailor warrior, Akko.
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Damn, you're cute!
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What kind of man are you?
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Y-You' re so sexy...
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I wasn't expecting this...
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I came in the building.
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He's so unpredictable...
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I can't beat this pervert the normal way.
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Pussy power!
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Black hole!
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You're seducing me now.
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You're so cute.
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Huh? My juices are being sucked in.
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It's not stopping!
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W-What are you doing?
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Are you trying to suck my energy?
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Exactly!
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She did it!
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Akko...
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A few months later, Akko proved to be pregnant.
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However, thanks to the support of her classmates, she was okay.
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Hey, girls!
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Be careful around perverted old men!
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Otaking. Otaking.
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The secret of Tales of Titillation is...
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Otaking. Otaking.
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The secret of excitement is...
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We won't tell you!
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I'm Chin Chin.
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I came from China to appear on Japanese TV.
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I look forward to seeing what a TV station is like.
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Huh?
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That's strange...
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Somebody from the TV station was supposed to pick me up.
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Hair like wavy noodles.
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Sleazy, slanty eyes.
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Fire!
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Danger!
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I used up all my energy for today.
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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He certainly has hair like wavy noodles and sleazy, slanty eyes.
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Is this the person from the TV station?
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Don't give me a hard time.
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You're gonna work starting tonight.
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You idiot!
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That girl is supposed to be our station's next star!
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She had potential!
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Yes, sir.
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We've been looking all day, but...
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Don't come back until you find her!
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But, sir!
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After making money in Japan, you'll be a hero in your home country, right?
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What is he saying?
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I don't understand Japanese.
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All right, we're here.
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This is your workplace from now on.
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Welcome!
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Oh, this is a Japanese TV station...
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Japan's great, isn't it?
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Work hard and make money.
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And that girl is still missing...
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II m so sorry.
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It's my fault.
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Well, be ready to face the music.
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Welcome!
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Wow, it's a pretty one!
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She must be new...
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Lucky me!
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It's been a long time...
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All right.
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We'll do it three or four times!
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Whoa...
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Here she comes...
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I'm Chin Chin.
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Nice to meet you.
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Chin Chin?
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What a sexy name.
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Feel up!
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How dare he...
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What a nice feeling.
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If she doesn't complain, maybe...
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Honored Guest, I'm very horny...
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Please do it, or I'll do it without you...
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I can't wait!
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Here I go!
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Tai chi lnitsu School... The Chinese smorgasbord!
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l feel something...
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I'm not even getting a blow job or being touched!
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l'm gonna come soon...
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I must be as calm as a lake... calm...
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It's reaching the climax!
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I can't...
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Idiot, give me a blow job or something!
284
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,739
Oh, here we go.
285
00:23:59,019 --> 00:24:00,111
Close up!
286
00:24:01,588 --> 00:24:03,112
Go!
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00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:05,116
So good...
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00:24:14,768 --> 00:24:16,463
Thank you very much.
289
00:24:18,505 --> 00:24:19,437
Sir!
290
00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:22,432
I finally found Chin Chin!
291
00:24:23,109 --> 00:24:23,905
You did?
292
00:24:24,411 --> 00:24:26,276
But we can't hire her now.
293
00:24:26,513 --> 00:24:27,673
Why not?
294
00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:29,944
She was fired from that parlor.
295
00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:33,385
Her customers complained that they all ejaculated without being touched.
296
00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:37,290
Oh, and you're also fired because of this incident.
297
00:24:37,491 --> 00:24:39,356
Sir, what did you just say...
298
00:24:40,227 --> 00:24:42,627
Chin Chin's probably flying home now...
299
00:24:51,204 --> 00:24:54,901
Chin Chin, how was the TV place in Japan?
300
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Well...
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It was a really weird place.
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