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OK, SO THAT'S SALAD,
SALAD, NO SALAD,
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AND THEN THE PIZZA'S
HALF-PEPPERONI, HALF...
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ICE CREAM!
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WHOO HOO!
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HEY, BILL, THROW ME
ANOTHER RAG, HUH?
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WHY NOT USE THIS LOVELY
ONE YOU'RE WEARING?
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THE SHIRT OF FUN AND GOOD TIMES?
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NEVER.
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ALL RIGHT, IT'S 11:00.
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TURN ON THE NEWS.
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Man: AND IN BREAKING
NEWS TONIGHT,
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A CHEMICAL SPILL IN
THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES
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HAS LEFT A POPULATION
OF CROCODILES PARALYZED.
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WE TAKE YOU NOW LIVE DOWNTOWN,
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WHERE A SPOKESPERSON
FOR THE CHEMICAL GIANT
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HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
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WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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ON BEHALF OF ALL THOSE
CROCS WE JUST CROAKED,
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THE IMMACULATE CHEMICAL COMPANY
WOULD LIKE TO SAY, "WHOOPS."
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Man: SHARON.
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SO LOOK FOR BELTS AND
POCKETBOOKS TO BE ON SALE SOON.
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SHARON. WHAT?
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YOU'RE ON.
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WHAT?
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AHEM.
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YOU GOTTA LOVE THE GIRL.
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EVEN WHEN SHE MAKES A
COMPLETE FOOL OF HERSELF.
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IMMACULATE CHEMICAL
COMPANY HAS 4 RESCUE CREWS
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WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK
TO SAVE WHATEVER WILDLIFE
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THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
INCONVENIENCED BY TODAY'S MISHAP.
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LOOK AT HER.
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LYING TO THE WORLD
WITHOUT A FLINCH.
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UNCONSCIONABLE.
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BUT ADORABLE.
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TELL ME SOMETHING.
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HOW COME NEITHER OF
YOU GUYS DATE SHARON?
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SHE'S SHARON.
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WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
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PETE, EXPLAIN IT.
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SHE'S SHARON.
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BUT SHE WASN'T ALWAYS SHARON.
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I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME
THAT NEITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS
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EVER TRIED TO, YOU KNOW,
HOOK UP WITH HER. HEH HEH.
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WHAT?
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WELL, WHAT?
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IT WAS BACK WHEN
WE WERE FRESHMEN.
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I REMEMBER IT LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
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HEY. EH... IS THIS
GONNA BE A FLASHBACK?
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YES, MR. BAUER, IT IS.
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LOVE FLASHBACKS.
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BILL, CAN WE HAVE SOME POPCORN?
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OK.
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WELL, EVERY TUESDAY
NIGHT AT OUR COLLEGE BAR,
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THEY HAD THIS EVENT.
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AT SOME POINT IN THE
NIGHT, THEY'D RING A BELL,
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AND FROM THAT MOMENT
ON, ALL THE BEER WAS FREE.
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RIGHT, RIGHT. AND IT STAYED FREE
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UNTIL SOMEBODY EITHER
PEED OR WALKED OUT.
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AND SO IT WAS THUSLY
NAMED... BLADDER BUST.
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♪ BLAME IT ON THE RAIN ♪
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THOSE MILLI VANILLI
GUYS ARE AWESOME.
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IT'S LIKE THEIR MUSIC
SOUNDS SO EFFORTLESS...
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YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE
THEY'RE NOT EVEN SINGING.
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NANCY DUMPED ME.
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PETE, LET IT GO.
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LOOK, COME ON. HELP
ME PICK A NEW MAJOR.
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COME ON, BERG.
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NO, I'M SERIOUS. I NEED
TO MAKE A DECISION.
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GO AHEAD. PICK A
MAJOR, ANY MAJOR.
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"RUSSIAN ECONOMICS."
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PHEW.
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GLAD THAT'S OVER WITH.
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE DUMPED ME.
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SHE'S AT STANFORD,
3,000 MILES AWAY.
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SHE'S GOING OUT WITH THE
CAPTAIN OF THE CREW TEAM.
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SHE'S HIS COXSWAIN.
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DON'T EVEN.
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YOU KNOW, BERG, I... I REALLY
THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THE ONE.
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GIVE ME THE DAMN LETTER.
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NO.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT
THE RULE BOOK HAS TO SAY.
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DON'T GET OUT THE RULE BOOK.
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HERE IT IS. SECTION
4, PARAGRAPH 6:
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"GET DUMPED. MOVE ON."
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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I HOPE YOU GET FAT!
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MY BOY... LOOK AROUND YOU.
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COLLEGE. A BEVY
OF BEAUTIFUL COEDS,
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AND THEY ALL WANNA
MEET PETE DUNVILLE.
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THEY DO?
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OF COURSE.
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BUT FIRST, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE
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THAT DEAD SQUIRREL
FROM YOUR CHIN.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GROW ONE.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE
YOU KNOW ALL THE BABES
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WILL BE DIGGIN' THE NEW SHIRT,
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THE SHIRT OF LOVE
AND UNDERSTANDING.
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OOH! SO CUTE!
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HANDSOME.
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I PREFER "HANDSOME,"
BUT THANK YOU.
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NOT... NOT YOU.
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THAT GIRL.
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OH, MY GOD. HERE SHE
COMES. SHE'S COMING UP.
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SHE MUST BE CAUGHT IN
THE SHIRT'S TRACTOR BEAM.
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PETE DUNVILLE HAS
OFFICIALLY MOVED ON.
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HI. I'M SHARON.
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I'M WORKING WITH GREENPEACE
AND SAVE OUR PLANET.
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WOULD YOU GUYS MIND
SIGNING THESE PETITIONS?
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MIND?
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I WOULD CONSIDER IT A PRIVILEGE
TO SIGN THOSE PETITIONS.
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THIS ONE'S TO STOP
THE LUMBER INDUSTRY
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FROM CLEAR CUTTING
ON PUBLIC LANDS,
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AND THIS ONE'S TO OUTLAW
THE HUNTING OF WHALES.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
PETE, DO YOU BELIEVE IT?
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WHAT?
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PETE HERE'S A LUMBERJACK,
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AND I'M THE CAPTAIN OF A SMALL
WHALING VESSEL PARKED OUTSIDE.
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WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY
WAY OR THE HARD WAY.
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OOH! THE HARD WAY!
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UM, I'LL SIGN.
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AFTER YOU HAVE A BEER WITH US.
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I CAN'T DRINK.
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THEN WHY ARE YOU IN COLLEGE?
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NO. I'M ON A JUICE FAST.
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I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT
VEGETABLE JUICE FOR 3 DAYS.
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I'M CLEANSING MY SYSTEM.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT
CARROTS DIED SO YOU COULD BE REGULAR?
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YOU KNOW, I
APOLOGIZE. IT'S GENETIC.
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HIS GRANDFATHER ON HIS
MOTHER'S SIDE WAS 3/4 OBNOXIOUS.
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ARE YOU HELPING ME?
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NO. I'M HELPING ME.
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WELL, STOP. NO, I'M
NOT GONNA STOP.
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I'M PETE. I'M BERG.
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I CARE.
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SHE LOVES ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I THINK IT'S THE GOATEE.
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PLEASE!
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DID YOU SEE HER?
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SHE COULDN'T RESIST THE
SHIRT OF TRUTH AND WISDOM.
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THIS GIRL IS TOTALLY
MY TYPE, ALL RIGHT?
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SHE HAS CONVICTION,
SHE'S PRINCIPLED...
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT STUFF,
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SHE'S EXACTLY MY TYPE.
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NAKED.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TELLING ME
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THAT WE'RE ATTRACTED
TO THE SAME GIRL?
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MY GOD. PETER, I THINK
WE'VE ACTUALLY FOUND...
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A CROSSOVER GIRL.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE RULES SAY.
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OH, NOT THE RULES.
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SECTION 2, PARAGRAPH 8:
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"FRIENDSHIP BEFORE FEMALES."
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OK, THAT'S THAT. NEITHER
ONE OF US CAN DATE HER.
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SO IT IS WRITTEN,
AND SO IT SHALL BE.
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AGREED? AGREED.
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IS EVERYBODY READY
FOR BLADDER BUST?!
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YES! YEAH!
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IS EVERYBODY'S BLADDER EMPTY?!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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JUST CHECKING.
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AW! OHH!
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SO... OH!
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HOW GOES THE PETITIONING?
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THE WHALES SELL THEMSELVES,
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BUT NO ONE CARES
ABOUT THE TREES.
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I LOVE THE TREES.
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YOU DO? YEAH.
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AS THE NEXT GENERATION
OF ARCHITECT,
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I FEEL IT IS MY
DUTY TO... YES...
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DESIGN GREAT HOMES,
BUT NOT TO THE AFFRONT
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OF THE GREATEST
ARCHITECT OF THEM ALL:
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MOTHER NATURE.
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OH, PETE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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THEN YOU WOULDN'T MIND
HELPING ME GET SOME SIGNATURES.
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I'D LOVE TO.
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HA HA HA! OHH...
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GREAT. I GOTTA PEE
BEFORE THEY RING THAT BELL.
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SO, HOW'S THINGS
WITH THE PLANET?
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HUH. LIKE YOU REALLY CARE.
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I CARE.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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ACTUALLY, WHALES PLAY
A BIG PART IN MY LIFE.
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THEY DO?
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JUST THIS AFTERNOON,
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I HAD THIS DELICIOUS
WHALE SANDWICH...
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HUMPBACK, LETTUCE AND TOMATO,
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THINLY SLICED BETWEEN 2
MOUNTAIN GORILLA HANDS.
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NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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WITH SOME WHITE RHINO FRIES
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AND A CHOPPED CHEETAH SALAD,
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WHICH, BY THE WAY,
I SPILLED ALL OVER...
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HA HA!
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MY SEA LION SKIN RUG.
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HA HA HA! AHA!
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I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.
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I'M LAUGHING AT A
JOKE I HEARD EARLIER.
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YOU MUST BE A LITTLE SLOW.
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NICE SHIRT.
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THE SHIRT OF FULFILLMENT
AND SATISFACTION.
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UH-HUH.
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I'LL BET A GUY LIKE YOU
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CAN JUST GO UP AND TALK
TO ANY WOMAN IN THIS BAR.
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NAH!
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YEAH, I CAN.
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GREAT. GET ME SOME
SIGNATURES WHILE I PEE.
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HUH?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT CLIPBOARD?
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I DARE ASK THE SAME QUESTION.
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HAVE YOU NO REGARD
FOR THE RULES?
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ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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ATTENTION!
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PETE DUNVILLE TAKES THE RULES...
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AND... PTOO! SPITS ON THEM!
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WELL, MIKE BERGEN
TAKES THE RULES...
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SPITS ON 'EM...
THAT'S GOOD. MORE!
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THAT'S VERY GOOD.
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THAT'S VERY GOOD, BUT
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, HUH?
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I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO
"FRIENDSHIP BEFORE FEMALES"?
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YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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I'M, UH...
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I'M JUST GONNA GO
RETURN HER CLIPBOARD.
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ME, TOO... ONLY FASTER.
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HI!
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LOOK HOW MANY
SIGNATURES I GOT YOU.
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"ANNIE OAKLEY,
BARBARA WALTERS...
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HELEN OF TROY"?
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BYE, HELEN!
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SHE JUST LEFT.
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THAT'S NOTHING. I GOT
YOU REAL SIGNATURES,
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AND I GOT THE GUY IN THE
HAT TO STOP EATING VEAL.
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THAT'S GREAT, BUT I REALLY...
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HEY, I KNOW THIS LITTLE
PLACE DOWN THE STREET...
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TERRIFIC! MAYBE WE'LL
MEET YOU THERE LATER.
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GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE
BEFORE THE BELL...
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BLADDER BUST BEGINS!
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Bartender: DRINKS ARE FREE
TILL SOMEBODY PEES OR FLEES!
238
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NO!
239
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,057
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
240
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,091
I WAS JUST IN THERE!
241
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:52,116
I JUST FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS.
242
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,985
SORRY.
243
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,588
SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME.
244
00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:03,061
YEAH. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE
SHIRT OF DORKINESS AND "I'M A BIG LOSER."
245
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:09,000
PRETTY STRONG WORDS,
COMING FROM CHIA FACE.
246
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,846
OK, THAT'S IT. RULES OFF!
247
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,172
FINE! MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.
248
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,644
MY DOODLES ARE IN THERE.
249
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,434
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS?
250
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,069
WE STAND IN FRONT
OF YOU IN THE CORNER
251
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,271
AND YOU PEE IN THIS.
252
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,329
NO WAY AM I GONNA SQUAT
OVER SOME PITCHER IN A BAR.
253
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,600
WHAT KIND OF GIRL
YOU THINK SHE IS, HUH?
254
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,305
GUYS, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
255
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,551
THE LAST PERSON WHO
RUINED BLADDER BUST
256
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WAS BLINDFOLDED AND LEFT
SHOELESS IN A DOGGY PARK.
257
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,212
EW. EEE.
258
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,225
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, UM...
259
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,684
JUST DO SOMETHING TO TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF THE PEEING.
260
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,985
OK. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
261
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,854
OH, SIR, UM... SAVE THE WHALES.
262
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,890
OH, SURE.
263
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,302
YOU KNOW, I WENT UP
TO ALASKA LAST SUMMER
264
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,336
AND WENT WHALE WATCHING.
265
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,371
IT WAS JUST AMAZING.
266
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,662
THEY WOULD SURFACE
ONE AFTER ANOTHER
267
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,065
AND SQUIRT THESE HUGE
ARCS OF WATER INTO THE AIR.
268
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,368
PSSHHH! PSSHHH! PSSHHH! PSSHHH!
269
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,104
NEVER MIND! FORGET IT! GO AWAY!
270
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:23,774
I'M SORRY PETE GAVE YOU
THAT STUPID DISTRACTION IDEA.
271
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,543
THAT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE.
272
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,146
RRRRR! I GOTTA GO!
273
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,981
UH, YOU HAVE TO
LET ME OUT OF HERE.
274
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,784
THE FUTURE OF THE
PLANET DEPENDS ON IT.
275
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:34,830
NO PROBLEM.
276
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,354
OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU!
277
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:40,291
HEY, PHIL, THIS GIRL WANTS OUT.
278
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,894
BREAK OUT THE BLINDFOLD.
279
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,863
NO, NO, NO, STOP!
280
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,165
I WAS KIDDING! JOKE. BIG JOKE.
281
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,212
CAN'T YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE?
282
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,370
I WAS JOKING! HA HA HA HA!
283
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,416
OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT!
284
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,473
I THINK MY BLADDER
IS GONNA BUST.
285
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,519
IF IT WASN'T FOR...
IF IT WASN'T FOR...
286
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,687
LISTEN, YOU TWO ACCIDENTS,
287
00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:00,478
YOU GOT ME INTO THIS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET ME OUT.
288
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:04,549
ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY...
SHUT UP AND THINK!
289
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,018
I'LL USE MY LIGHTER AND GET
THE FIRE ALARM TO GO OFF.
290
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,032
OH, YEAH, THAT'S
GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.
291
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,924
AND BURN WOOD, WHICH
COMES FROM TREES,
292
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,027
WHICH I LOVE.
293
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,028
YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
294
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,164
YEAH, YEAH, I DO.
295
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:23,200
UM... OK, MAYBE I
COULD PRY LOOSE
296
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,747
ONE OF THESE FLOORBOARDS,
297
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,272
AND WE CAN TUNNEL OUT.
298
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,141
EXCUSE ME.
299
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,320
AHHH...
300
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:35,580
WHICH ONE OF YOU GENTLEMEN
WOULD LIKE TO DIE FIRST?
301
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,353
PUNK.
302
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,388
ALL RIGHT!
303
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,555
SHEESH! AMATEUR HOUR IS OVER.
304
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,391
YOU TWO GET IN A FIGHT.
305
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,871
OK. THAT MIGHT GET US
OUT, BUT HOW ABOUT YOU?
306
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,261
FIGHT OVER ME.
307
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,297
COME AGAIN?
308
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,165
YOU KNOW, BOTH OF
YOU VYING FOR THE LOVE
309
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,933
OF THE SAME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?
310
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,670
WINNER GETS THE GIRL?
311
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:02,340
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE?
312
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,574
FOR GOD'S SAKES!
313
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,644
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO! DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
314
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,978
I LOVE YOU BOTH!
315
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,850
ARE YOU GOING TO
TAKE THAT FROM HIM?
316
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:26,397
LISTEN... YOU EVEN
LOOK AT HER AGAIN,
317
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,934
AND YOU'RE GONNA WISH
YOUR PARENTS NEVER MET.
318
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:37,174
Crowd: OOH... YEAH,
WELL, UM... AHEM.
319
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,144
PRETTY BIG TALK, TOUGH GUY.
320
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:44,749
WHY DON'T YOU COME AND GET SOME?
321
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,828
SOME OF WHAT?
322
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,518
I DON'T KNOW.
323
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:52,490
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
324
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,426
JUST... JUST... WAIT FOR THE
BOUNCERS TO BREAK US UP.
325
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,194
THIS I GOTTA SEE.
326
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,531
10 BUCKS ON THE BAD GOATEE.
327
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,246
OK. OK.
328
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,236
NOW WHAT?
329
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,615
DID YOU EVER WRESTLE
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
330
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,573
NO! I TOOK ARCHERY.
331
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,975
I USED TO LOVE ARCHERY.
332
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,010
RRRRR!
333
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,077
ALL RIGHT! OK.
334
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,423
I'LL PRETEND TO HIT
YOU, AND YOU GO DOWN.
335
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,549
OK, GOOD, GOOD, EXCEPT
I'LL PRETEND TO HIT YOU,
336
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,829
AND YOU GO DOWN.
337
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,519
NO, YOU. YOU!
338
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,655
AAH!
339
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,892
Crowd: OOOH!
340
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,531
YOU RIPPED THE SHIRT
OF FREEDOM AND VIRILITY.
341
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,835
THIS IS COMBED COTTON.
342
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,605
AAH!
343
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640
FIGHT!
344
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,508
YEAH! YEAH!
345
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,982
OOH! GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE!
346
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,652
I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK, MAN!
347
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,187
AND YOU'RE A HELL OF A JOB.
348
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,838
GOTTA HAND IT TO HER.
349
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,361
PLAN WORKED.
350
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,596
SORRY.
351
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,833
DIDN'T MEAN TO KICK
YOUR ASS LIKE THAT.
352
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,704
YOU KICKED MY... YEAH, RIGHT.
353
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,407
LOOK, BERG, YOU'RE JUST GONNA
GO OUT WITH THIS GIRL TWICE,
354
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,720
AND THEN YOU'RE
GONNA BLOW HER OFF
355
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:18,754
JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH EVERYONE.
356
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,378
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
GO OUT WITH HER ONCE
357
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,792
AND START CALLING HER "THE ONE."
358
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,160
SHE'LL MOVE TO STANFORD
AND WRITE YOU A LETTER.
359
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,284
ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS SO LOW.
360
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,986
WELL, IT'S TRUE.
361
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,855
WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THIS?
362
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,590
JUST LET HER DECIDE.
363
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,591
FINE.
364
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,792
FINE.
365
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,863
UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I
JUST PEED IN AN ALLEY.
366
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,431
STICK WITH US, KID.
367
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,367
THE WORLD WILL BE YOUR TOILET.
368
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,938
YOU WANNA WALK
ME BACK TO MY DORM?
369
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:47,939
WHO?
370
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,607
WHO?
371
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,177
LATER.
372
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,278
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
373
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,313
SHE DECIDED.
374
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,358
WHAT?
375
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,584
SHE SMILED AT ME.
376
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,629
SHE SMILED NEAR YOU.
377
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,898
SHE SMILED AT ME.
378
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,922
UH-HUH, YEAH, RIGHT.
379
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,197
WOW.
380
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,598
THIS IS A DORM?
381
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,234
YOU HAVE NICER
STUFF THAN MY FAMILY.
382
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,571
MY DADDY, HE MISSES ME.
383
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,312
SO, UH, NOW WHAT?
384
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,992
I GOT THE NEW
MILLI VANILLI TAPE.
385
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,850
OOH! CRANK IT UP!
386
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,385
OH, DARN!
387
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,420
WHAT?
388
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,799
MY FATHER JUST
SENT ME THIS STEREO,
389
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,701
BUT IT'S GOT ALL THESE
WIRES AND THINGS.
390
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,236
IT'S JUST TOO COMPLICATED
FOR ME TO HOOK UP.
391
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,260
I CAN HOOK IT UP FOR YOU.
392
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,327
OH, THAT'S SWEET,
393
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,140
BUT I THINK I'M GONNA
JUST SEND IT BACK.
394
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,208
I MEAN, THE ROOM'S SO SMALL,
395
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,000
AND THE SPEAKERS TAKE
UP SO MUCH FLOOR SPACE.
396
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,245
I COULD HANG THEM FOR YOU.
397
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,702
GREAT. THE WIRING'S IN THE BOX,
398
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,237
PUT THE TUNER NEXT TO THE LAMP,
399
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,539
CD PLAYER ON THE SHELF,
400
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,974
AND FOR THE SPEAKERS, THERE
ARE HOOKS THERE AND THERE.
401
00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:01,612
I'LL GO GET A PHILLIPS
HEAD FOR THE ANTENNA.
402
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,316
DO YOU HAVE THE FEELING
WE'VE BEEN SET UP?
403
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,985
COMPLETELY.
404
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,153
"TOO COMPLICATED."
405
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,255
HOW STUPID ARE WE?
406
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,924
VERY STUPID.
407
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,504
YOU KNOW, BERG, SHE
PLAYED US AGAINST EACH OTHER
408
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,739
SO WE'D GET HER SIGNATURES,
409
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,397
THEN SHE HAS US BEAT EACH
OTHER UP SO SHE CAN PEE,
410
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,577
THEN SHE SMILES AT US,
411
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,913
AND WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO HOOK UP HER STEREO?
412
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,937
THIS GIRL IS A NIGHTMARE.
413
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,106
SHE'S LIKE US.
414
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,741
ONLY A CHICK.
415
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,777
YOU KNOW WHAT, PETE?
416
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,813
I'M GONNA DO HER
THE ULTIMATE FAVOR...
417
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,848
AND NOT DATE HER.
418
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,117
ME, TOO.
419
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:42,519
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
420
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,789
WHAT?
421
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,725
YOU LURED US BACK HERE
TO HOOK UP YOUR STEREO.
422
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,905
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT... STOP IT!
423
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:50,895
OK.
424
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,730
WELL, YOU'RE AN ARCHITECT.
425
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,232
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GOOD
AT PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER.
426
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,267
OH, I SEE.
427
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,936
YOU NEEDED PETE TO
HOOK UP YOUR STEREO.
428
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,672
SO YOU REALLY WANTED
ME TO COME BACK BECAUSE...
429
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,774
YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH
TO REACH THE HOOKS.
430
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,810
YEAH.
431
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,043
YOU KNOW WHAT?
432
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,391
JUST FOR THAT, NEITHER
ONE OF US IS GONNA DATE YOU.
433
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,516
YEAH, WELL, I COULD'VE
TOLD YOU THAT.
434
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,029
SURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY NOW.
435
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,855
THAT'S WHAT I SAID THE
MINUTE I MET YOU TWO GUYS.
436
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,523
YOU... I'M JUST GUESSING...
437
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,503
ALWAYS WANT TO
COMMIT, BUT CAN'T.
438
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,593
AND YOU...
439
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,163
YOU'RE JUST A WOODY
WITH A BODY ATTACHED.
440
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,698
SHE'S GOOD. VERY.
441
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:28,734
THANKS.
442
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,900
HA!
443
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,804
YOU KNOW, NO ONE'S EVER
FOUGHT OVER ME BEFORE,
444
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,906
NOT EVEN FOR PRETEND.
445
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,341
WELL, WE HAD FUN.
446
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,209
YEAH, ME, TOO.
447
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,544
MMM, HEY...
448
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,224
HOW ABOUT DINNER
AND DRINKS ON DAD?
449
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,248
LOVE DAD.
450
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,983
UH, WHAT ABOUT YOUR JUICE FAST?
451
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,119
AH, SCREW THE JUICE FAST.
452
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,486
WHERE TO?
453
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,657
ACTUALLY, I JUST HEARD ABOUT
THIS GREAT LITTLE PIZZA PLACE.
454
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,702
LOVE PIZZA.
455
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,170
YEAH. RIGHT DOWN
ON BEACON STREET.
456
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,794
LOVE BEACON STREET.
457
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,829
"BEACON STREET."
458
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,596
WHATEVER.
459
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,137
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
460
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,538
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
461
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:12,643
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT
PLACE GAVE AWAY FREE BEER?
462
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,712
THAT'S JUST BAD BUSINESS.
463
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,758
GOOD, BILL.
464
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,516
YOU REALLY GOT THE
POINT OF THE STORY.
465
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,421
BRAVO! YAHOO!
466
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,489
SHOVE IT.
467
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,993
I JUST BALD-FACED LIED
TO THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.
468
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,472
WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAD
469
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,730
IS NOW GONE, OUT THE WINDOW.
470
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,047
WHAT ARE YOU
KNUCKLEHEADS LOOKING AT?
471
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,148
NOTHING.
472
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,416
GET ME A DRINK BEFORE
I TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!
473
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440
YOU GOTTA LOVE HER.
474
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,485
YOU REALLY DO.
475
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,811
I REMEMBER WHEN
ME AND MY BEST FRIEND
476
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,779
MET THIS GIRL IN COLLEGE.
477
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,380
WE WERE AT A BLADDER BUST.
478
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,150
I JUST DECIDED TO MAJOR
IN RUSSIAN ECONOMICS.
479
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,319
THIS FEISTY BLONDE WALKED OVER.
480
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,387
COULD BE THE ONE. MAYBE NOT.
481
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,600
ANYWAY, SHE HAD
THIS CLIPBOARD...
482
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,958
SAVE THE PLANETS, SAVE
THE WHALES KIND OF THING.
483
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:05,329
SHE PLAYED US LIKE A
DIME STORE HARMONICA.
484
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,245
WE CAN HAVE OUR
OWN BLADDER BUST?
485
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,269
SURE. ANYTHING TO
CHEER UP SHARON.
486
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,349
OH! THIS IS LIKE OLD TIMES.
487
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,740
BLADDER BUST HAS BEGUN.
488
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,578
ALL BEERS FREE TILL
SOMEBODY PEES OR FLEES...
489
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,613
HA HA HA!
490
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:26,516
OR SNEEZES OR SPEAKS
OR A CAR DRIVES BY.
491
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,954
BILL, THAT'S... OOP!
BLADDER BUST IS OVER.
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