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我的人生一共上过三次新闻头条
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高中创办公司
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公司在三年内上市
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我以商业天才的身份上了第一次头条
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我和超人气偶像约会给狗仔队拍架
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因此上了第二次头条第三次
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是因为我在家里吃果冻被噎死了
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但是我的故事并没有就此结束
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这像许多漫画的男主角一样
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我死后穿越到了异世界
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你不好了
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史莱姆你爸要被杀了啊
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我爸也穿越过来了吗
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别说胡话了
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快和我来
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正如你们所见
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我穿越到了一个叫史莱姆的村民身上
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啊穿越的第一天
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史莱姆的父亲
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被以叛国罪的名义处以侥刑
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然而又不是我几龄的父亲
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跟我有毛关系
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老大那个小子
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好像是被绞死的屎壳郎的儿子
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姓名史莱姆
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姓扁男自幼丧母
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四岁岁父亲逃债到此
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一直安守本分
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除了父亲犯了叛国罪外
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没有什么不正常的地方啊
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队长队长
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这小子看到他爸死了一滴眼泪都没掉
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我觉得很可能也是见底哼
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李阳给他测试一下能力
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是啊
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啊把手给我哎
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一件都是这么测试能力的吗
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没错这是主角光环的光芒
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我这种屈指可数的青年才俊
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死后穿越野注定是天选之人
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因为我实在太强了
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一定会把我推荐给国王
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老国王死后我被举荐成为新国王
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走上人生巅峰
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测试结束嗯
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我的测试结果
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队长此人没有休息魔法或道法的能力
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他战斗力为伍
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智力低于普通村民平均值
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是一个废弃
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怎么会这样
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我是个正物渣也就罢了
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智力值为什么不高啊难
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道我的外挂被隐藏了
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我要寻找恶魔果实
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还是要激活双生武魂
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他一直在说莫名其妙的话
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看来真的只是个疯子
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那就别管他了
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史莱姆我知道你现在很难受
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我相信你
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我想问一个问题啊
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你在这个世界会买卖东西吗
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买卖会啊
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只要拿着金币或者银币就可以买东西
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也可以卖东西啊哼
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太好了有货币就有市场
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我有信心了
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我要把史莱姆这个身份
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所拥有的资产和
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信用都转化为现金
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然后前往大城市创业
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先定个小目标
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我要在 e 世界住
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才一个亿
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队长村西调查完毕
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无异常好坦诚
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可以风雨之都是
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瞧一瞧看一看家产大变卖
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只要100金币
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房子家具全部带走
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喜欢美之父吗
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父亲刚辞就中
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没钱了这是史莱姆你别卖了
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我相信你父亲不是卖国贼
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这是一100金币
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你收下吧
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好好安葬你父亲
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谢谢村长爷爷
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虽然和预期有偏差
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但100金币还是拿到手
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这个世界的货币分为金银铜三种
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国民年平均收入大概是300金币
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想要去大城市创业
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100金币还是太少了
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史莱姆你要离开村子吗
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是啊你怎么能抛下大家呢
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村口的阿珍还等着跟你结婚呢
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让阿珍去找阿强吧
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我只向往诗和远方
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史莱姆啊
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朋友与其劝我别走
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不如再借我一笔钱呗
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那我赚大钱双倍还你
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那你你把我家的爸爸骑走吧
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爸爸我还能把你爸骑走啊
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不不是爸爸不是爸爸
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是我家的送货坐骑
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坐骑啊
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史莱姆你看
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这个就是爸爸居然是个鸵鸟
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嗯虽然你装了马鞍
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但我真不觉得这个一脸转让
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的鸵鸟可以骑啊
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爸爸还是很听话的
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他和其他陆行鸟比起来
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只是多了些小毛病
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比如随地大小便见到雌性会兴奋
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遇到悬崖就会拼命冲
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这些根本不是小毛病啊
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可是现在没得选择
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只能试着驯服他
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啊
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啊啊这恒工了
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脐橙托尿还是很容易的吗
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再见了还不知道名字的朋友
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以及喜欢着史莱姆的阿珍
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我把鸵鸟的名字改为阿里巴巴
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希望他能喜欢这个名字
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哎怎么突然停了
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阿里巴巴居然害怕成这样
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难道前面有野兽不妙啊
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啊
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这是
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骷髅的装束
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好眼熟啊
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是昨天审讯我的那对佣兵
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他们昨天还好好的
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今天竟然就变成了这样啊
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难道是因为这个棺材
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啊啊大师
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大师我的眼睛
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啊
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啊
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啊啊
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好漂亮的妹子
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好漂亮的妹子
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这也实在是太邪门了
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我还是赶紧溜吧
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不过在此之前嘿嘿
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啊啊累死我了之前的东西不多呀
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对了他胸前还有一枚戒指
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放在这种地方这戒指一定很值钱呀
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哎
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哎哎
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这是什么操作啊
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所有的东西
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还有那个女孩都被吸到戒指里了
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买不起 s s
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这肯定就是上天赐予我的外挂神器
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啊阿里巴巴你怎么了
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好了好了别怕
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我们这就走阿里巴巴
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我们以后一定能赚大钱
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来到异世界的第三天
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我终于到了风里之都了
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哇好大的牛啊哇
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美女那是你世界的酒吧
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要不要先进来看看呢
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以后我也要开一家这样的店
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这位客人
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我们店的消费水平不低呢
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先生不知哼
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金币我这里有的是啊十分抱歉
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刚才是我失礼了
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可人这边请请进这里为什么会有床
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我只是单纯想喝酒聊天而已啊
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这位先生放轻松
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先坐下吧
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怎么办
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难道说今晚要交代在这里了吗
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请写下自己的名字
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和想要进入的梦境吧
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啊这位先生是第一次来芝梦馆吗
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是是的哦
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难道说客人是误解了我们的职业吗
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没有没有没有
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不是的
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那我先为客人做一个简短的说明
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我们会为客人提供可以入梦的特制美
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酒客人喝下后
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就会进入事先计划好的梦境
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无论什么梦境都能实现哦
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那服务一次的费用是
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价格是按酒的质量来算的
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这瓶是店里最高档的酒
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30万金币
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也有便宜的只要300金币哦
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村长只给了我100金币对了
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我还要路上捡到的那些财宝
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但是怎么取出来啊啊怎么办怎么办啊
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干脆就把这戒指卖了
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享受我又能获得一大笔创业资金
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不行现在还在创业初期
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失业才是首要目标啊没错
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好好创业才是我现在最应该做的事
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嗯
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内蒙姐姐我错了啊
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我只是出于好奇才走进了这家店
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真的很抱歉
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好了先站起来再说吧好的
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我看你年纪轻轻胆子倒是不小嘛
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不过这次就原谅你好了
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那我不打扰你工作了呀
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梅摩姐姐
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你现在这么明目张胆的跑出去
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一定会被店长抓住暴打一顿
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然后丢出城去
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我错了梅摩姐姐你一定要帮帮我呀
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这样好了你帮我一个忙
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我帮你打个掩护帮忙
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这样好了
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你帮我一个忙我帮你打个掩护
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帮忙
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我要你帮我去西城区买一瓶果冻
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钥匙回来
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如果你能顺利完成任务
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我就替你打掩护
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并且今晚给你安排一个睡觉的地方
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包在我身上
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保证完成任务我去去就回啊
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对了虽然知道不太可能
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但我还是要提醒你一下
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如果你打算中途开溜的话
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我和店长就算绝地三尺也会把你抓
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回来的哦
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跑一次腿就能换一碗重塑
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真是赚大发了哎话说回来
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为什么偏偏买的是果冻药水啊
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我生前也是吃果冻才被噎死真是讽刺
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在现实世界
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应该已经有人发现我去世了吧
243
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我的公司现在又变成什么样了呢啊
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对了过去的我已经不存在了
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只要我的头脑还在
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我在这里依然过得风生水起
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就是这里了哇
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这位客人请问有什么能帮到您的吗
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我想买一瓶果冻药水啊请请稍等
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这位少你也太可爱了吧
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客人您的药水一瓶80金币
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好的
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啊啊啊啊啊啊
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这可怎么办呢
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啊
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怎么回事这么吵
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脏了甩不掉啊
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鲁万你又闯祸
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刚才两天给我摔碎多少药水了
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你明天给我滚蛋吧
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店长别骂了我们还要买东西呢
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你这穷酸样也是来买东西的
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那当然
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你不会看不起来这购物的顾客吧啊
265
00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:13,366
怎怎么会小伙子我马上给你结账好
266
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果然不管哪个世界的打工仔
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都过得不容易
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不过说到底
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没本事的人就只能被社会淘汰了
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阿里巴巴我们回去吧
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妹莫姐姐是这个药水吧
272
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是这个死的很快你还挺能干的吗
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对了还剩下20个
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金币那这些就给你当跑腿费好了
275
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剩下的都给我会不会太多了
276
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这是你应得的哈走吧带你去空房间啊
277
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好的就是这里了啊
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哇这里也很大吗
279
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本来想着让你睡仓库里的
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不过看你这么听话就对你好一点吧
281
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非常感谢非常感谢
282
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没想到跑一次腿就能赚到这么多
283
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哎异世界的人们没有驯风
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快递就是不方便啊
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哎
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这个世界没有快递的话
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我为什么不能在异世界
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创立快递公司呢
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你醒了要走了吗
290
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哈哈是的我要去创业了啊
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那祝你好运
292
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,533
有钱之后要回来这家店指明我服务哦
293
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嗯哼
294
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,266
今天就先调研一下市场吧
295
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,566
风雨之都虽然经济发达
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但大多靠动物运输
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又慢又不安全
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看来开快递公司还是很有市场的嗯
299
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要谈生意还是得有身装备啊
300
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,300
哎有点东西谢谢惠顾
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哼
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完美
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阿里巴巴我们走吧
304
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,800
老板啊你是昨天那位
305
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嘿嘿正是我
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哈哈客人今天来买什么
307
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我不是来买东西的
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我是来谈合作的
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谈合作老板
310
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我是市里首个做快递的
311
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:09,100
我可以帮你把商品运送给顾客
312
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,300
而且我会帮你拉到更多客人
313
00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:15,000
今天换身马甲你就敢说帮我拉客人了
314
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话不能那么说
315
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,366
我昨天买的果冻药水
316
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很明显不是给自己用的吧
317
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,000
即使我昨天穿成那个样子
318
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也有人找我跑腿
319
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这才是重点
320
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嗯
321
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实不相瞒啊
322
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,300
委托我的是芝梦馆的面膜小姐
323
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:31,533
我已经和芝梦馆的人充分交换意见
324
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达成友好合作嗯
325
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:35,200
我送东西既靠谱又能给你拉客户
326
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错过我就太可惜了嗯
327
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:40,066
好吧我们可以先合作两周
328
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拉到客户后按人头分成如何成交
329
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搞定啊
330
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,933
老板我走了快走吧以后别来了
331
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他被辞退了吗
332
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,733
啊哈哈哈就这么说定了
333
00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,166
哎哈哈阿里巴巴居然这么好吃
334
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啊
335
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,200
你是昨天那位客人
336
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:07,100
嗯哈哈十分感谢你昨天出联相助
337
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,200
都是小事了
338
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,266
话说我的鸵鸟似乎很喜欢你呢
339
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:14,766
因为我们精灵族擅长和动物交流
340
00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:16,566
人才啊
341
00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:20,133
啊哎你有没有兴趣来替我工作呢
342
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,900
工作你放心都是你擅长的工作
343
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,700
就算出现失误我也不会骂你你看如何
344
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,366
那具体是要干什么
345
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,500
我想开一家帮忙跑腿的公司
346
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,866
需要你来训练鸵鸟用来搬运货物
347
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,766
那我就试一下我会努力的
348
00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:38,000
很好来吧
349
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签下你的名字你就是我的人了嗯
350
00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,700
应该是这里吧
351
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,700
2个月 10名员工100名合作客户
352
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,600
只要计划顺利
353
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我寄灵在异世界也一样可以赚大钱
354
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,333
计划开始的第一周
355
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,466
我和阿里巴巴亲自上阵送快递
356
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:07,133
然后我又和五家店铺谈了合作
357
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,533
我向他们保证在风之城内配送商品
358
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:11,366
次日达
359
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:14,000
我又让陆爱穿上女服装发传单
360
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,066
哎虽然陆爱总是莫名其妙的摔倒
361
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,800
但他也吸引了不少路人啊
362
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,266
接下来就是最关键的面试招聘
363
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:25,100
你好请问你以前做过类似的工作吗
364
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:27,133
工作是什么
365
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,566
我从来都没干过
366
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:32,066
但如果能跟这么可爱的女孩一起的话
367
00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:33,366
干什么都行
368
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:36,500
不好意思干活的时候你看不到他告辞
369
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,600
下一个
370
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,466
你好我可是从魔法高校毕业的人
371
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,466
你好原来是高材生啊
372
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:44,900
我一记响指就能轰掉这个房子
373
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:48,066
找我怎么说也得每天二百金币吧
374
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,900
呃我又不是拆迁办哼
375
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,500
失去我这样的人才你们会后悔的
376
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,300
慢走不送
377
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,966
笑一个我觉得我的儿子非常适合
378
00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:57,800
你觉得好不好啊
379
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,800
我觉得你让他自己来面试比较好啊
380
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,966
没啥文化就想找个活干
381
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,333
啥东西都能做
382
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,133
行你可以来试试
383
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:11,266
哎丢掉伤亡工作之后我就绿了
384
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,333
有一次回家
385
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,000
我撞见我老婆跟一个路人走在乱口
386
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,100
而且刚刚居然把我赶了出去
387
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:20,500
我现在只想找个工作重新开始
388
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:22,166
连合同店都不要我
389
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:24,400
我的人生已经完了
390
00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:28,333
果然大家都不要我这种道明堂
391
00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:29,666
我这就离开吧
392
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:30,700
等等
393
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,466
如果我再给你一次挽救你人生的机会
394
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,200
你愿意全力以赴吗
395
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,666
我我会全力以赴的
396
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,000
恭喜你被录用了
397
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,666
让我们一起为改变人生奋斗吧
398
00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:45,133
谢谢你
399
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,466
面试结束了
400
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:50,933
恭喜各位通过面试
401
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,400
我现在宣布
402
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:56,000
风吕之都的旋风快递公司正式成立
403
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,533
干杯干杯
404
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,066
顺丰快递成立以后公司运营十分顺利
405
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,100
规模也扩展到了十几人
406
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,166
公司就开在一个小巷子里
407
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,666
现在我们的名气越来越大
408
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,266
订单一直在增加
409
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:11,933
大家好老板
410
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:15,400
起老板你又换新衣服了咦
411
00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:17,966
看上去好奇怪啊这个叫西装
412
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,600
在正式场合穿的衣服
413
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,300
谈生意时可以造势
414
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,533
是否让裁缝店为我量身定做的
415
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,533
同样的你们的员工制服
416
00:16:25,566 --> 00:16:26,966
也是由我故意设计出的
417
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:27,933
特殊款式
418
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:31,133
能让你们更容易被顾客和市民记住
419
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,600
成为我们公司的一大风格
420
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,000
老板说一对啊
421
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,500
今天
422
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,900
我还有一个英明的新战略要告诉大家
423
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,066
什么战略
424
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,200
为了带领大家赚更多的钱
425
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,300
我们今后要不仅送货还要送食物
426
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,066
饱了吗美
427
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,133
食外卖部门今天成立
428
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,400
饱了吗美食外卖部门正式成立
429
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,133
老板嗯我有事想跟你商量一下
430
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,733
呃什么事
431
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:07,666
那个新项目部长你定下来没有啊对啊
432
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:10,066
我差点忘了那您看我怎么样
433
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,100
呃你的话
434
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,333
你这么能吃
435
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,600
我怕你把顾客的食物都吃光了
436
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:16,566
我才不会
437
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,466
不过你长得这么可爱
438
00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:20,700
倒是可以负责宣传工作啊
439
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,866
要是这么夸我的话
440
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:25,733
那我就勉为其难至于外卖部长
441
00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:28,300
我心里已经有人选了来干杯
442
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:31,800
哎老板大叔
443
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,766
你对新项目有什么看法吗
444
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,066
饱了吗也是个跑腿的活
445
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,200
需要又快又稳
446
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,133
不过对我来说一点问题都没有
447
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:40,800
嗯
448
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,200
所以我希望你能担任保罗梦的部长
449
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,933
让我当新校长的部长
450
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,600
没错我我
451
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:49,500
哎大叔
452
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,300
你在干什么呀老板才会这么重视我呀
453
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,000
但我答案只有一个
454
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,900
我将日月销售于你
455
00:17:56,966 --> 00:17:58,733
嗯嗯好了好了
456
00:17:58,733 --> 00:17:59,533
先起来再说
457
00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:01,166
我相信你一定可以做得更好
458
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,066
老板你放心吧
459
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,000
我一定不会辜负你的希望的
460
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,333
其他人也要努力
461
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,100
把驯风快递变成风雨之都的南波万吧
462
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:09,900
哦
463
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,533
多人啊哇这是男人啊
464
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,400
哎好热闹想在榜了吗
465
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,166
订购食物的客人请来这里交定金
466
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,266
填订单这样就可以了吗
467
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,966
嗯从下周开始
468
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,000
我们就会按时给你配送食物了
469
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,333
饱了么成立以后
470
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,200
一开始愿意跟我们合作的饭店
471
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,066
只有隔壁的那家小餐馆
472
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,866
但在顾客的好评下
473
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,200
越来越多的饭店愿意跟我们合作
474
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,766
用不了多久
475
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,133
驯风快递就会成为风铝之都
476
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,266
最耀眼的公司
477
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:41,900
然而
478
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,700
事情要是能一直这么顺利下去就好了
479
00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:47,933
已经入春了呀
480
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:51,166
公司已经成立5个月了在这五个月里
481
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,900
公司业绩蒸蒸日上
482
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,133
随着民生的变大
483
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,566
有越来越多的餐厅跟我们合作
484
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,933
我们也因此赚到了更多的钱
485
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,166
公司的规模也扩大了很多
486
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,766
到现在已经有100多名员工了
487
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,766
我还设置了一些职能部门跑腿部
488
00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:09,666
宣传部人事部等
489
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,200
同时我还设计了一个新 logo
490
00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:15,200
公司现在每月都能赚到3万金币
491
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,300
大家都认为我是一个天才商人
492
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,600
不过正因为如此
493
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,066
我现在面临着一个棘手的问题
494
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,866
老板峰旅商会的客人到了
495
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,733
嗯带他们进来吧
496
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,866
这位就是天才商人纪凌梦
497
00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:33,133
久仰久仰
498
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,533
你就是风理商会的税务专员
499
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:36,666
罗克先生吧
500
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,133
恭候多时了
501
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,133
你就是风雨商会的税务专员
502
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,200
罗克先生吧
503
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,100
恭候多时
504
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:53,533
请坐嗯没想到您会亲自来吉林结账
505
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,600
那你知道我为什么会来吗
506
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,166
是税务上的事吧
507
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,366
月收入超过1,000金币的公司
508
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,900
需要申请加入商会
509
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,866
并且上交税款
510
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,100
没错
511
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:07,133
纪凌先生的公司可不止这个数了吧
512
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,333
托商会的服刚好破万
513
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,500
而且我早就想加入风吕商会了
514
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,700
可是一直没机会
515
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,100
所以我今天才会过来和你讨论一下
516
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:18,700
加入商会的事
517
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,066
暂且放一放吧
518
00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,966
现在必须先交税
519
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,700
我明白钱早就准备好了
520
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,933
罗克先生嗯
521
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:29,566
嗯嗯我知道了
522
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,533
纪凌先生
523
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,266
听说你是平民出身
524
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,300
父亲还犯了叛国罪
525
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,266
糟了他们竟然还调查我
526
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,800
纪先生能有现在的成就实属不易啊
527
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,200
罗克先生过奖了
528
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,966
我只是运气比较好罢了
529
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,200
但是对于存在风险的对象
530
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,200
我们必须要增加税款
531
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,766
我明白了
532
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,200
那也是没办法的事
533
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:56,900
呐这些用来充当税款足够了吧
534
00:20:57,866 --> 00:20:59,733
过来清点一下是
535
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,466
还有这一份是给罗克先生您的啊
536
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,300
我初来乍到多有得罪
537
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:10,500
还请罗克先生多多包涵啊
538
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,000
哈哈哈哈好说好说
539
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,900
我也不想为难你什么
540
00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,133
今天就这样吧
541
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:18,333
我就告辞了
542
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,333
等一下罗克先生啊商会的事情
543
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:23,266
你就这么想加入商会
544
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,266
那当然
545
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:27,200
只有加入商会公司才能继续扩大
546
00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:29,666
不然这些人还会继续来找茬
547
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,466
生意会越来越难做
548
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:34,100
这件事不是我一个人说了算的
549
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,533
而且商会里都是贵族出身的富商
550
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:37,500
和皇室成员
551
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,400
而你只是一个卑微的平民
552
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,266
就算赚到了很多钱也没人看得起你
553
00:21:43,266 --> 00:21:45,200
那真的就没有办法了吗
554
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,200
你就死了这条心吧
555
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:50,733
可恶
556
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,200
啊
557
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,766
这里的贵族根本不把别人放在眼里
558
00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:56,700
看来以后会吃亏啊
559
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,133
现实中至少不会有这种阶级问题
560
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,766
看来只能另寻出路了
561
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,700
老板啊你还好吗
562
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,100
我们刚创业
563
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,866
虽然一开始很艰苦
564
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,700
是你带我们挺过来的
565
00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:09,566
所以
566
00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:12,133
这次我们也一定能够顺利解决问题
567
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:14,166
哼谢谢你了
568
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,733
就算不能加入商会
569
00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:18,000
我们还是可以将公司越办越好的
570
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,866
总有一天我会比那些贵族更加有钱
571
00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:22,000
让他们高攀不起
572
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,766
嗯老板大事不好了啊大叔
573
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,000
发生了什么事情
574
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,200
很多同学约会的时候突然发狂
575
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,933
好几名管理员都摔断了腿
576
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:32,733
你说什么
577
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,700
快
578
00:22:43,866 --> 00:22:45,733
没事吧到底发生了什么
579
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:48,766
那些头牛突然发疯了啊
580
00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:53,200
爱你爸爸
581
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,300
你给我清醒一点
582
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,000
老板现在正好到了鸵鸟的繁殖期
583
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:59,500
公鸵鸟见到母鸵鸟就会失控
584
00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:01,066
很难控制他们的
585
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,466
繁殖期你主子都还没有女朋友
586
00:23:05,466 --> 00:23:06,800
你在这里激动什么
587
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,166
洛儿你先去照顾受伤的路人好
588
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,600
既然是发情期
589
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,566
其他鸵鸟一定也会像这样发狂
590
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,266
我必须要做出行动
591
00:23:16,766 --> 00:23:18,333
老板路人都没有受伤
592
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:20,066
那就好洛
593
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,333
爱你们先想办法让鸵鸟冷静下来
594
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,866
我先回公司好
595
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,200
各部门继续营业
596
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,000
不要慌乱
597
00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:30,533
不行公司所有部门暂时停业整顿
598
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,600
优先救治伤员
599
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,300
并且回收所有运货鸵鸟
600
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,600
维护街道的安全
601
00:23:35,266 --> 00:23:36,133
暂停营业
602
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,366
事情很严重吗
603
00:23:37,366 --> 00:23:39,000
现在是公鸵鸟的发情期
604
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,566
异形在一起就会发狂
605
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,200
威胁到员工和路人的安全
606
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,133
怎么了你可让老板说着去做
607
00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:48,700
老板啊这次我可能
608
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,400
芳林守卫前来办案
609
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,500
所有人都不许动
610
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:54,133
你就是信封快递的老板纪凌吗
611
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,500
我是你们要干嘛
612
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,566
哎
613
00:23:56,566 --> 00:23:59,333
你涉嫌扰乱公共秩序和危害公共安全
614
00:23:59,366 --> 00:24:00,866
现在奉命将你逮捕
615
00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:04,766
给我这
616
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,700
不行我一定要想办法出去
617
00:24:12,933 --> 00:24:14,566
懒人啊我要寄信
618
00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:15,733
你要寄什么信
619
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,466
是你
620
00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:20,333
你真以为那些和你打过交道的大老板
621
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,266
愿意保你
622
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,000
你在他们眼里已经没有价值了
623
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:23,800
什么意思
624
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:26,066
首先你要赔偿10万金币
625
00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:28,166
用于医治伤员和整顿街道
626
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,533
我明白我本来就打算这么做的
627
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:31,166
其次
628
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,966
你剩下的全部财产判定为不法收入
629
00:24:33,966 --> 00:24:34,933
全部成功
630
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:35,900
什么
631
00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:38,300
我的钱都是我自己辛苦赚来的
632
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,533
你们凭什么没收啊
633
00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:40,933
我要申请法律援助
634
00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:42,466
法律援助
635
00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:43,333
那是什么
636
00:24:43,466 --> 00:24:44,866
好了跟我们走一趟吧
637
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:46,066
带走是
638
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,133
那不是顺丰快递的老板喊来凉了
639
00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:53,866
啊啊你们怎么在这里
640
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,766
我们是来给您求情的
641
00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:58,500
肃静请被告上席
642
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:01,133
你擅自在风吕之都成立公司
643
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,866
不仅拒绝加入商会
644
00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:05,200
还放任发情鸵鸟伤害市民
645
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,166
你可认罪
646
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,666
忽视鸵鸟的发行期的确是我的问题
647
00:25:08,733 --> 00:25:09,933
但是商会那边
648
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,666
这些事证据确凿你还敢狡辩
649
00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:16,166
机灵你涉嫌非法经营
650
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,466
扰乱公共秩序
651
00:25:17,466 --> 00:25:18,800
危害公共安全
652
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,933
数罪并罚
653
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,466
现在宣判死刑啊
654
00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:31,266
现在宣判死刑
655
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:34,300
死死刑死刑为什么是死刑
656
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,266
我们要的工作
657
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,400
老板大家
658
00:25:36,766 --> 00:25:38,366
武官人等立即离开
659
00:25:38,366 --> 00:25:39,333
不得喧哗
660
00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:40,666
汉权已定
661
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:43,933
明日之行把他带下去是不公平
662
00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:46,600
老板没有错你能不能带走他别闹了
663
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,966
责任我自己承担
664
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,266
你们听话别出事
665
00:25:49,266 --> 00:25:50,666
我们怎么能眼睁看你送死
666
00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,733
什么都不做的啊
667
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,166
你知道吗大叔
668
00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:55,600
你们要好好活下去
669
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,700
就此别过
670
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,600
哎
671
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,800
没想到我几龄也有这么一天
672
00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:05,766
造化弄人呢
673
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,600
也不知道戒指里的姑娘醒来了没有
674
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,466
话说在我手上待了那么久
675
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:15,300
他还不知道我是谁呢
676
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,000
还没告诉他我的名字
677
00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:19,766
哎等我死了
678
00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:22,000
也许只有大叔他们会记得我吧
679
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,933
哎老板
680
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,566
你们是怎么进来的
681
00:26:25,966 --> 00:26:27,800
我们来见你最后一面
682
00:26:27,966 --> 00:26:29,966
还盖了最后一餐给你
683
00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:33,100
谢谢能认识你们我真的很开心
684
00:26:33,733 --> 00:26:36,800
对不起我们现在只能做到这些
685
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,966
根本算不上是你的朋友
686
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,966
哎你们别难过了
687
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,500
在原来的世界哪怕失败了
688
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,766
我也不会这么轻易口袋哼
689
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:50,466
完了老板已经疯了还是胡言乱语了
690
00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:52,000
时间到了快走
691
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,366
老板老板
692
00:26:54,933 --> 00:26:58,800
永别了老板再见了嗯再见
693
00:27:02,733 --> 00:27:03,933
你们先回去吧
694
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,266
啊大叔
695
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:08,800
已经没办法了吗
696
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:11,266
原本给我带来希望的季老板
697
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,933
竟然背叛了此情
698
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,400
望明月是悟空
699
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,100
要永远效忠于他
700
00:27:16,366 --> 00:27:17,800
坚决什么也做不到
701
00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:21,166
给我来三瓶酒
702
00:27:22,366 --> 00:27:24,066
哎你们听说了没
703
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,100
旋风快递的纪凌要被处死了
704
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:28,266
我看他是被商会的人给搞了
705
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,366
你生意还想不想做了
706
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,100
哈哈哈哈我早就知
707
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,500
道纪凌会有这一天了
708
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,533
谁叫他当时不招我这个天才
709
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,600
现在我可是商会的保镖而他哼哼
710
00:27:38,733 --> 00:27:40,500
明天就要掉脑袋了
711
00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:42,100
是啊我听说
712
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,266
他雇的全都是一些没人要的废物
713
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,100
纪凌死了他们也得玩
714
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,100
啊
715
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,466
你干什么
716
00:27:51,866 --> 00:27:55,266
泼你啊没看见吗找打吗
717
00:27:55,933 --> 00:28:00,333
来啊谁有魔法伤人或杀人是犯法的
718
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,333
我无所谓
719
00:28:01,366 --> 00:28:03,133
你可得考虑清楚了
720
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,500
你你你给我等着
721
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,466
我们去告你你等着去打牢吧
722
00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:12,200
不用等着去打牢了我现在就去打捞局
723
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,466
哎呦怎么了这人怎么了
724
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,333
我也是什么失败者
725
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,166
胆怯逃避
726
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,266
虚拟延续
727
00:28:26,366 --> 00:28:28,900
不是值得我为他付出生命的人
728
00:28:28,966 --> 00:28:32,800
但是如果今天再不男人一回的话
729
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800
我一辈子也抬不起头
730
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:36,966
听好了老子今天要劫狱
731
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,400
把牢房钥匙交给我
732
00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:40,700
然后当我劫狱的第十辆
733
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,200
要么一个人来劫狱当我们是摆设
734
00:28:46,566 --> 00:28:48,133
大叔是你吗
735
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,466
是我我我怎么来救你的
736
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:54,066
真不知道怎么说你才好没事
737
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,966
陪你上路也不算亏啊哎哎
738
00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:59,333
好疼大叔你没事吧
739
00:28:59,366 --> 00:29:00,400
你承认住
740
00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:02,066
我上去躺会
741
00:29:05,133 --> 00:29:09,300
哎现在真的走投无路了
742
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,933
嘿嘿啊
743
00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:14,466
大叔辛苦了辛苦了
744
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,600
明天让我们把驯风快递
745
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,300
变成风雨之都的南波万吧
746
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,100
好
747
00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,700
结束了
748
00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:35,933
在戒指里观察了他好几个月
749
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:37,400
他还挺有趣的
750
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,933
他好像和其他人族不一样
751
00:29:40,366 --> 00:29:42,400
我的死灵魔法对他无效
752
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,700
好像知道很多不属于这个世界的情报
753
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,666
既然如此
754
00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:49,800
就帮你一次吧人类
755
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:59,466
哈哈哈代词会长我敬你一杯
756
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:02,100
您可为商会的人做了一件大事啊
757
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:04,866
哦什么大事啊
758
00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:06,800
肯定是您啊
759
00:30:06,866 --> 00:30:08,300
不然吉林那小子
760
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,966
怎么能这么快就被处掉
761
00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:11,466
哈哈哈他呀
762
00:30:11,466 --> 00:30:14,700
发展太快迟早会吃掉我们的利益
763
00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:16,533
所以才会遭逢此难
764
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:18,366
我本来也没故意整他
765
00:30:18,366 --> 00:30:19,966
是他自己出了漏洞
766
00:30:19,966 --> 00:30:20,800
再说
767
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,266
没你有任何人能妨碍贵族的礼仪
768
00:30:23,266 --> 00:30:26,266
盖盖茨大人真是英明无双啊
769
00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:34,666
啊好久没出来活动了
770
00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:38,133
死死灵足
771
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,700
你知道啊啊
772
00:30:45,066 --> 00:30:46,266
大胆贼人
773
00:30:46,733 --> 00:30:48,966
受死吧哼
774
00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:50,266
雕虫小技
775
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,766
不要啊
776
00:30:56,133 --> 00:30:57,966
有入侵者拦住他
777
00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:05,100
啊啊
778
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,066
你你是谁
779
00:31:09,066 --> 00:31:10,566
要要干什么
780
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,466
我想要你帮我一个忙
781
00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:14,333
帮我保释出几陵
782
00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:15,500
让他出狱
783
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,733
我要你保持一个人
784
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,866
济陵这这个济陵是谁
785
00:31:27,866 --> 00:31:30,600
我不认识啊嗯啊
786
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,666
想起来了
787
00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:34,933
那位商业天才吧不过他被判了死刑
788
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:37,266
要保释的话可能好
789
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,966
可能有点小麻烦而已
790
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,066
不过这个难不倒我的
791
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,200
至于你
792
00:31:44,466 --> 00:31:45,766
有什么想说的吗
793
00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,200
没有没有
794
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,866
我只是来这里吃饭的
795
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:50,166
我什么都不知道啊
796
00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:53,466
明天一早你就去把济陵保释出来
797
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:56,600
是是是我一定亲自去接济宁出来
798
00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:02,900
精灵该上路了
799
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,866
快点别磨蹭啊
800
00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:07,133
等一下宝宝为什么他也要处死
801
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,400
因为他是你的员工
802
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,533
就是你的从犯
803
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,000
还妄想监狱为何不能处死
804
00:32:12,066 --> 00:32:13,566
切对不起
805
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,933
都是我连累了你
806
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,266
老板跟你一同负责
807
00:32:17,366 --> 00:32:18,566
我毫无怨言
808
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:19,466
少废话
809
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,333
有什么黄泉路上再说吧快走快走
810
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,933
等一下啊
811
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:25,766
你是谁快滚开
812
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,200
是我带来的人
813
00:32:27,366 --> 00:32:29,000
盖盖盖茨会长告辞
814
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,166
商会会长
815
00:32:30,566 --> 00:32:32,200
我是来保视他们的
816
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:33,566
这是批门
817
00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:37,066
会长您为什么要不必多问
818
00:32:37,066 --> 00:32:39,133
知道自己活着就行了哼
819
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,500
会长嗯
820
00:32:40,733 --> 00:32:43,900
昨晚那个女人究竟是哪个女人
821
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:47,333
曾经在黑纸过见过一面她是死灵公主
822
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,333
毁敌
823
00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:53,400
没想到我竟然能活着出来
824
00:32:53,466 --> 00:32:54,766
到底是怎么回事
825
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,466
算了我还是想想怎么东山再起好了
826
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,400
有啊你好我想指明一位面膜小姐
827
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,333
那请问他叫什么呢
828
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,000
呃我不知道啊
829
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,666
他看起来有些胸大无脑啊哎呀
830
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,666
面膜姐姐
831
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:12,300
叫我朱莉丝就行嗯
832
00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:14,800
今天怎么想起来找我了
833
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:17,933
我是来打听情报的好
834
00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:19,000
我想知道
835
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:20,966
来芝梦馆的客人都会做什么梦
836
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,500
去客户的梦都属于私人信息
837
00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:25,933
我可不能乱说
838
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,666
说的也是
839
00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:31,666
不过嘛稍微套路一点也不是不可以
840
00:33:31,766 --> 00:33:33,933
大部分的客人会选择做春梦
841
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:35,333
果然
842
00:33:35,866 --> 00:33:39,300
另一些客人会见一见逝去的亲人啊
843
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:42,266
对了这种客人大部分都是雇佣兵
844
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,266
雇佣兵
845
00:33:43,566 --> 00:33:46,200
雇佣兵的生活总是与危险相伴
846
00:33:46,366 --> 00:33:46,933
所以
847
00:33:46,933 --> 00:33:49,500
他们才会想在梦里度过安定的时光
848
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,500
这样啊
849
00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:54,100
我想到了朱丽丝姐姐谢谢你的情报
850
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,300
我先走了哎
851
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,733
等一下我提供了这么多情报
852
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,166
你就打算这样一走了之了吗
853
00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:02,000
嗯那我体验一次吧
854
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,533
就当照顾姐姐生意了这才对嘛
855
00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:08,066
话说做个什么样的梦好呢
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