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- Welcome to "Mayor Chat."
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I'm Chet Danville
outside the home
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of Mayor-For-Now,
Neil Bremer,
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for some good,
old-fashioned field reporting.
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Journalism!
- Oh, jeez!
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Dan, it's okay.
He's harmless.
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- Tell that to the mice
in my lemon tree.
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Mayor Bremer, on the brink
of an historic recall,
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do you care to comment
on DaughterGate?
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Your own daughter
is supporting Titi B.
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Whip pan!
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Oh, this is great.
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This is great TV.
Look at his face.
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- Orly, you're team Titi,
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and you put a bumper sticker
on a lease?
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- I'm sorry, Dad.
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But supporting her
is the only way to get access
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to her exclusive emoji pack.
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- Okay, I guarantee you
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Titi B. does not want my job.
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The office Wi-Fi never has
more than two bars.
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If Titi B. is still
in this race tomorrow,
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I'll buy you a car.
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Oh, wait.
I already did.
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- You said it was a lease.
Were you lying, Mr. Mayor?
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- Come on, Chet, no, get that--
oh, stop.
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[bright music]
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♪
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- Hey, cubs.
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I'm coming to you
from my CryoPartment,
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the only cryo chamber designed
for teens by teens.
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Now I know I promised
a big announcement
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in today's livestream,
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and you guys...
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I've signed a deal
with Netflix!
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Obvs this means
I won't be able to do mayor,
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but like, shouldn't I play
Eleanor Reagan
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in a movie or something?
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Also, I think
this CryoPartment
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just cured my ADHD.
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- [laughs]
I knew it.
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I knew she'd get distracted
by something shiny.
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- Way to shame her
for her ADHD, Dad.
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- I gotta get Tommy over here.
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Our whole debate strategy
just changed.
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- Consult a physician if your
blood completely freezes.
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- Alexa, call Jaden.
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We got a real debate
on our hands!
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- [in robotic voice]
Calling Jaden,
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because people
walk all over me.
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- Good morning,
fellow colleagues.
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- Likewise, colleague.
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- Oh, my God, this might be
worse than the flirting.
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No, wait.
Nothing's worse than that.
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- I bet you can't pick me up.
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- I bet I can.
- No, I bet you--oh, my God!
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James, you're so strong!
[squeals]
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Now that we're actually dating,
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we're just trying
to be professional, Thomas.
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- Ugh.
[phone vibrates]
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- Good morning, sir.
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- Look,
I'm gonna be out of the office
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prepping for the debate today.
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So I need you
to hold down the fort.
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- On it, sir--I will hold down
this fort like--
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oh, who's that guy
from history?
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He had a hat.
I wanna say Texas--
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- Yeah, okay.
We both got busy days.
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[quirky music]
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♪
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- Where's your fridge?
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- I don't eat anything
that requires refrigeration.
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Now focus up.
Without that Gen Z Barbie
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on stage, we can actually
have a substantive debate
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where I give Mayor Bremer
a fact-based smackdown.
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- Yeah, it's just that debates
aren't actually won on facts.
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It's about perception.
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Like most voters,
I just scroll through my phone,
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see who's smiling,
who's got a bug on their head.
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- To quote Thomas Jefferson--
problematic--
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"An informed citizenry
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is at the heart
of a dynamic democracy."
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- Boring.
Change the channel.
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- So you want me
to get up there, and what,
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smile and talk about nothing?
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- You're the one
who asked me to rebrand you.
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Like Dunkin' or Maleficent.
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If you go on TV dressed
like the meanest newsie,
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and start handing out
fact-based smackdowns,
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then you're just back to the
old Arpi who loses elections.
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- [sighs]
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I've always refused
to play this game.
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But I've never been
this close to glory.
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Let's do this, Kwapis.
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Tart me up and dumb me down.
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- When I'm done with you,
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you're gonna stop
getting your mail
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'cause your mailman
won't recognize you.
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He'll think you moved.
He'll have to take it back.
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- When Titi B. was running,
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no one could think
about anything else.
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- Like when there's
a bird in the food court.
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- Now we can focus on
who is actually
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most qualified for the job.
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- Uh, we do need
to be careful there.
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If we engage with Arpi
in actual debate,
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you're gonna look
like a lightweight.
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- Hey.
I know the issues.
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- Mr. Mayor,
do you think everyone in L.A.
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should be on a time-of-use
variable utility rate,
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or do you stand
by the current tiered system?
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- Thank you for that question.
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The tiered system--
well, I just spoke with--
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[sighs]
Oh, shoot, uh...
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[shutter clicks]
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- Is this the image you want
to project on stage today?
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- I look like my grandfather
trying to set a digital watch.
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- Right, which is why we're not
going to engage on the issues.
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This is
an oppo-research dossier
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that I prepared on Arpi.
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- Arrests
for civil disobedience,
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credit reports,
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a photo of her
attacking Dick Cheney
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that looks like
she's trying to hug him--
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God, you know--
absolutely not.
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Say what you will
about Arpi Meskimen--
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- Her hair
is a step back for women.
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Her style inspiration is
hardware-store Rumpelstiltskin.
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- But she's a straight shooter.
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She's not gonna play games.
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And as long
as I look like this...
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[shutter clicks]
I don't have to either.
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[upbeat music]
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I don't know what I did.
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But still, good lookin' cat.
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- So what do you
have to do today?
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Award key to the city
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to guy who convinced
Elon Musk to move to Texas...
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hand out, uh--
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what are
centenarian certificates?
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- Oh, Angelenos that turn 100
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get a certificate
from the mayor...
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who's not here today.
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Oh, that's so sad.
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Maybe we should reschedule?
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- Ah, that feels...risky.
- Yeah, better get them in.
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- So do you wanna grab
a bite later?
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- [giggles]
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- Maybe some place quiet
where we can talk?
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- Talk?
[giggles]
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[knocks]
- Ms. Shaw, your 11:00.
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- Okay, great.
[clears throat]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm supposed to meet
with some 100-year-olds.
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You guys look 80, tops.
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- Oh, this is so exciting.
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I never get out, except
for doctor's appointments,
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funerals, and when I just
wake up at the bus station.
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And now
I get to meet the mayor!
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- Which of you is Mayor Bremer?
- Oh...
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Uh, Mayor Nell Bremer.
[laughs]
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It's spelled wrong on the door.
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Government work, am I right?
[laughs]
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Hello.
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- Hey.
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[hard rock music]
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♪
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Is that...
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Arpi?
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- Okay.
Unexpected.
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Jayden convinced her
to soften her look.
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- Who knew that was in there?
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- Ms. Meskimen,
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how can you expect to be mayor
of the City of Angels
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with a butt like the devil?
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- [laughing]
Oh, you.
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- "Oh, you?"
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This is the woman who
Spider-Man'd up
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an unfinished high-rise
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to yell at a construction
worker who whistled at her.
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- Exactly, sir.
That's still Arpi
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underneath that skirt suit.
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You need to get
the real Arpi to come out.
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Like when you feed
a real housewife eight rosés.
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- Oh, this?
[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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- Okay,
maybe just leave it with me.
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- End her.
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♪
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- Welcome to the Los Angeles
Mayoral Recall Debate.
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I'm Chet Danville.
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Let's jump right in.
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Homelessness used to be
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a reliable staple
of sitcom hijinks.
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Gas Mask Reggie,
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how do we fix it
so it can be funny again?
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- Chet,
this is my tenth campaign,
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and my platform
has not changed.
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By the time
you need a gas mask,
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it will be too late.
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I cede
the remainder of my time.
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[applause]
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- Great stuff as always,
Reggie.
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Former Mayor Victor Delgado.
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- I am back, healthy, and ready
to serve the city again.
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- Same question to you.
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- No, I can't do this.
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Sorry.
Sorry, everyone.
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[scattered applause]
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- And just like that,
it's a three-way race.
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Deputy Mayor Arpi Meskimen.
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Homelessness.
Go.
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♪
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- L.A.
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Where else can you go
to the beach and the mountains
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on the same day?
Am I right?
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[cheers and applause]
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- Whoo!
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[applause]
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- [laughs]
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"Mayor Bremer."
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Same question.
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- I have a better question,
Chet.
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How can you trust a woman...
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- Well said.
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- Who'd run for mayor against
the very man who hired her?
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- [chuckles]
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There you go again.
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[laughter]
- No, no, no, no, come on.
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Let's not forget
about all the promises
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she's made over the years:
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making L.A. carbon-neutral,
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freeing the zoo animals,
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getting the porn industry
to shoot on film again.
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I mean,
has any of that happened?
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- No.
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It's all digital
and you can tell.
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It's ruined storytelling.
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[applause and whistling]
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- Oh.
Never done a fist pump before.
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It's easy.
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- Ms. Meskimen, your response?
- You know, Chet?
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I'll tell you a little
something about loyalty.
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[quirky music]
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Go L.A. sports!
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[wild cheers and applause]
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- Chet, Chet,
you can't bring props.
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You cannot bring props--
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- I guess
the biggest question is:
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what do I do after being the
youngest mayor in L.A. history?
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[laughs]
- Okay, thank you all
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00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,019
for stopping by.
See you all again at 200.
255
00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,804
- I used to work
in this building.
256
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:07,024
I met Mayor Bowron here
in 1948.
257
00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,897
Now I'm meeting you here.
The current mayor.
258
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,507
- That's right.
259
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,640
I know it's hard to believe
it happened in your lifetime.
260
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,380
I mean, yes, Obama was first.
261
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,165
But in some ways,
this is a bigger deal.
262
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,993
- Okay, thank you
for coming, sir.
263
00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,647
- Thank you.
- Thank you, thank you.
264
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,387
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
265
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,911
- What?
266
00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,000
I'm not gonna apologize
for brightening up their day.
267
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,350
I mean, Eugene said
I had gams for miles,
268
00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,658
and for a second, I was like,
"This old man could get it."
269
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,485
- Oh...kay.
270
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,835
Well, back to reality.
271
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,227
I made a dinner reservation,
272
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,664
but can we drive
there separately?
273
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,100
I've got a psych-up mix,
274
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,318
and I don't think it's gonna
work if you're there.
275
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,190
- Uh, yeah, James, um,
276
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,192
what exactly do we
need to talk about tonight?
277
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,237
'Cause you said
"talk" like "talk."
278
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,936
- Uh, okay.
279
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,025
So you know
I don't actually work here.
280
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,897
- Uh-huh.
- And at some point,
281
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,204
Impactium is gonna put me
on another project,
282
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,207
and they can send me anywhere.
283
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,861
You know, before everything
shut down for COVID,
284
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,384
I spent six months
in Kansas City.
285
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,515
- On which side?
286
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,691
- Kansas.
- I don't know why I asked.
287
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,735
I don't have
an informed opinion.
288
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:08,564
- So I asked my boss
289
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,394
if my next assignment could be
in Southern California.
290
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,569
[bright music]
291
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,224
- Uh, what, because of me?
292
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,661
- So we can see
where this goes...
293
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,663
♪
294
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,839
You okay?
- Oh, yes, more than okay.
295
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,972
I am A-okay.
296
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,626
A-okay!
[laughs]
297
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,932
[cheers]
A-A-okay-okay!
298
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,325
Why did I cheer that?
299
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,587
- Okay.
300
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,503
♪
301
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,592
- Ms. Meskimen,
it is true that you are running
302
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,246
against the administration
that you work for.
303
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,552
What exactly
would you do differently?
304
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:44,426
- Well, for starters,
I don't think I'd build
305
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,907
a 20,000-mile-long
space elevator.
306
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,865
What's that compensating for?
307
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,650
[laughter and applause]
308
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,347
- Probably a small penis.
309
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,218
- Sometimes tall guys
are like that.
310
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,656
- Well, unlike Ms. Meskimen,
311
00:10:56,699 --> 00:11:00,094
I didn't make sexual advances
towards a subordinate
312
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,096
who was then fired.
[audience gasps]
313
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,141
- Are we at Burger King, folks?
314
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,621
'Cause that fib was a whopper.
[laughter]
315
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,362
- I think we should believe
316
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,799
the victims
of workplace harassment.
317
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,540
- So do I!
318
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,455
- Oh, he's here.
319
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,674
Good job, Tommy.
320
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,240
- My name is Patrick Schenk.
321
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,851
I used to film
city council meetings,
322
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,766
but then Deputy Mayor Meskimen
323
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,637
kissed me in a parking lot,
324
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,856
and threw me away
325
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,945
like a remote control
shark balloon
326
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:28,426
that breaks one second
after you assemble it!
327
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:33,475
And she did it at Christmas.
[audience jeering]
328
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,739
- We'll be right back after
a full episode of "Scrubs."
329
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,175
Our scheduling guy
made a mistake.
330
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:40,656
.
331
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,831
- He's lying!
332
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:42,876
Patrick didn't get fired,
333
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,442
'cause he didn't work
at city hall!
334
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,705
He was a stalker.
335
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,619
- That doesn't matter.
336
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,709
What matters is
that you look like a winner.
337
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,406
"L.A. Weekly" has
a "who wore it better?"
338
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,799
with you and Lisa Vanderpump.
339
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,584
And you now have a page
on celebrityankles.net.
340
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,977
- I just can't believe
they'd go low.
341
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,457
- Tommy talks more trash
than Oscar the Grouch.
342
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,937
But I have a move up my sleeve
343
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,765
that'll make Oscar
look like freakin' Elmo.
344
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,680
- I didn't know
you had it in you, Kwapis.
345
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,377
The dirty tricks.
- I don't like it,
346
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,553
but I am a student of Nixon.
347
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,946
Cynthia Nixon.
348
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,122
You remember when she ran
for governor of New York?
349
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,343
- I only went negative to win,
and I am not winning.
350
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,084
- Sir, Arpi can't keep this up.
351
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,912
It's like when I tried
to date women in college.
352
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,261
Sure, you can fake it
for a couple weeks,
353
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,828
but eventually they want
more than just cuddling
354
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,438
and listening to the London
cast recording of "Les Mis,"
355
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,744
and then you snap.
356
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,484
- I don't have wigs, Tommy.
[phone vibrating]
357
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,400
I need a knockout punch now!
358
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,619
Hey, kiddo.
359
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,490
- Wow, Dad.
I can't even watch this.
360
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,579
- "Scrubs?"
It was a hit, honey.
361
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,320
- No,
"Scrubs" is funny and touching,
362
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,495
and Neil Flynn is a treasure.
363
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,454
Just--
how could you go so negative?
364
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,847
- Well, what about Arpi?
365
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,805
Her hair looks different,
and she's smiling.
366
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:43,980
- Yeah, and meanwhile,
367
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,677
you're just being a bully
and a muckraker.
368
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,070
- I think you mean
a mudslinger.
369
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,463
- Mudslinger, fine.
370
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,595
You just love undercutting
women, don't you?
371
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,293
- Mud.
372
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,121
Arpi's dysentery initiative.
373
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,037
- Yeah, everything great
from your office came from her.
374
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,474
Banning oil drilling,
ADU's for the unhoused,
375
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,910
family planning for coyotes...
376
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,478
- [whispers]
I know how to break Arpi.
377
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,696
[line trilling]
378
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,220
- Tommy,
I've got a situation here.
379
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,526
James asked his firm
to keep him in L.A.
380
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,528
For, like, us.
381
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,616
- Oh.
Wow.
382
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,792
- Right?
I mean,
383
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,794
I wanna see where this goes,
sure.
384
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,187
But he's making career
decisions because of me?
385
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,189
And he moved in with his ex
after only three months.
386
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,061
I mean, are big gestures,
like, his thing?
387
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,063
Because big-gesture guys suck!
388
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,282
My college boyfriend
filled my dorm room with doves.
389
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,675
They gave me SARS.
390
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,720
- Okay, so you'd rather
James did nothing?
391
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,374
- No, nothing guys are worse.
392
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,550
This guy I dated in Silver Lake
just walked away
393
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,292
when I got caught sneaking
his pot into a Phish concert.
394
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:38,165
- He sounds white.
So what exactly do you want?
395
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,384
- I just want--
396
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,778
have you ever seen Whitney
Houston in "The Bodyguard"?
397
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,779
- Oh, okay.
So you just want someone
398
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,780
to take a bullet for you.
399
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,347
- I mean, yes.
400
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,872
Something spontaneous
that is 1,000% for me!
401
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,178
I mean, Micah put those doves
402
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,832
in my room when I was sleeping,
Tommy.
403
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,703
I rolled over and popped one.
404
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,747
It sounded like a bag of chips,
405
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,879
and I woke up eating it--
406
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,228
- Okay.
I'm in the middle of a debate.
407
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,882
- Yeah, tell Mayor Bremer
he's gotta change it up.
408
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,144
Just talk about job numbers,
409
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,450
and how great
the weather has been.
410
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,843
Also tell Arpi if she's looking
411
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,236
for a chief of staff
with experience that I--
412
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,934
Hello?
413
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,675
- There she is.
414
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,373
That's the woman who's been
impersonating the mayor.
415
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:17,030
You think I didn't know who
the mayor was because I'm old?
416
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,597
I'm old because
I've been outsmarting death
417
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,642
for 100 years!
418
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,905
- That's a weird thing to say.
419
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,602
- I used to work
in the DA's office,
420
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,518
and California
penal code number 529
421
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:31,261
makes it a felony to
impersonate a public official.
422
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,568
God, I missed this!
423
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,483
[patriotic music]
424
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,701
- Mayor Bremer.
425
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,617
During "Scrubs,"
I misplaced my questions.
426
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,271
Is there anything
you'd like to ask me?
427
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,447
- There is, Chet.
428
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,667
I'd like to ask you to ask me
429
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,017
what achievements
I'm most proud of.
430
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,019
- What achievements
are you most proud of?
431
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:50,977
[whispers]
Thank you.
432
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,066
- Great question, Chet.
433
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,634
As you know,
I've taken on the oil industry.
434
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,898
I banned drilling in the city,
435
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,856
and I'm working
on ending the practice
436
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,945
off our beautiful beaches
as well.
437
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,948
And I made it possible
for coyotes to have sex
438
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,820
for pleasure,
and not just reproduction.
439
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,953
And when I return to office,
440
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,783
I will initiate a program
to mitigate urban dysentery,
441
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,828
or M.U.D. for short.
442
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:17,873
- You son of a bitch!
443
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,875
[audience gasping]
444
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,659
Diarrhea's mine, Bremer.
445
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,226
All those ideas are mine.
446
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,576
- Then why haven't we heard
a single idea
447
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,317
from you all night, Meskimen?
448
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,971
- Because I want
these morons to like me!
449
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,059
[gasping and jeering]
450
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,756
I put on
this whole stupid costume
451
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,845
to play a game
that makes me sick!
452
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,848
Well, enough!
This isn't me.
453
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,328
This isn't my hair!
454
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,287
[audience gasps]
455
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,419
- Yeah,
that's gonna be the photo.
456
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,292
- This is me!
457
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,512
If you don't like it,
don't vote for me.
458
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,949
- Fine, I won't.
459
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,341
- Dodgers suck!
460
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:55,041
[booing]
461
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,869
Yeah!
462
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,394
- Good race, Jayden.
I had fun.
463
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,438
- It's not over yet.
464
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,005
I still have
an October surprise.
465
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,964
Even though it's--
wait, what month is it?
466
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,402
Not that.
I don't know what that is.
467
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,403
That seems bad.
468
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,013
- Oh, my God.
469
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,538
Is anyone else, like,
so tired of these two?
470
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,019
[cheers and applause]
471
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,197
- Okay, sir.
472
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,330
I think there must be
some mistake here.
473
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,027
- A mistake you're gonna have
plenty of time
474
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,334
to think about in jail!
- [gasps]
475
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,249
- Or community service.
- [gasps]
476
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,556
- Look, Ms. Shaw,
he's making a complaint.
477
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,123
I gotta take it down.
478
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,907
- Seriously?
Okay, no.
479
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,692
This is getting out of hand.
I-I--
480
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,868
- Granddaddy!
There you are.
481
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,043
- Hey, get off me, man.
482
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,045
- What?
You don't know me?
483
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,829
It's Ernie.
It's Ruthie's son.
484
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,484
He keeps wandering off quoting
old "Law and Order" episodes.
485
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,443
He's watched so much,
he thinks he's a lawyer.
486
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,661
- I am a lawyer.
487
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,054
- Let's get you home, Gramps.
488
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,447
- I drove myself here!
489
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,491
Officer, he was there!
490
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,753
The son of a bitch
was in on it!
491
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,059
- I believe you, sir,
492
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,930
and I'm gonna get
Detectives Benson and Stabler
493
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,062
to deal with it.
494
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,021
- Don't leave me
with these lunatics!
495
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,805
- I'm sorry, sir.
So, so, so sorry.
496
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:04,936
Thank you for your service.
497
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,242
- I'll be waiting
for you in hell.
498
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,287
[elevator dings]
499
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,420
- Please don't look at me,
Mikaela.
500
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,422
That was awful--
501
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,425
Okay, if your kink is me
gaslighting the elderly,
502
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,383
I can work with that.
503
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,429
- No, you took a bullet for me.
504
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,041
I'm Whitney
and you're Kevin Costner.
505
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,521
- Yes, I get that all the time.
506
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,481
- You should stay in L.A.
507
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,917
- Are you sure?
508
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,919
[bright music]
509
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:32,790
.
510
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,357
- Hey!
You withdrew!
511
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,272
You can't
just show up at the end.
512
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,535
- My generation views work
differently.
513
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,625
We make our own hours, and we
don't believe in hierarchies.
514
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,758
- That explains
why my interns bully me.
515
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,108
- So I'm, like, back.
And guess what?
516
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,849
Netflix loved
that I was running for mayor,
517
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,720
so that's the show
they wanna do with me.
518
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,505
You guys will watch that,
right?
519
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,203
[wild cheers and applause]
520
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,553
So vote Titi B.
or else I'll have to run
521
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,773
for mayor in my safety city,
Denver.
522
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,166
They said they'd hold
the position open for me,
523
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,646
but you guys
are my first choice.
524
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:06,911
[cheers and applause]
525
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,826
- That concludes
the main portion of the debate.
526
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,914
We'll be right back...
[cellphone vibrates]
527
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,133
[suspenseful music]
528
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,441
After I answer this call
from my doctor.
529
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,616
Chet Danville here.
530
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,617
Why are you crying?
531
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,620
♪
532
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,012
- And that's a wrap
533
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,885
on Mayor Shaw's
successful term in office.
534
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,669
Russian hackers
did take over the subway,
535
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,454
but there was no one on it, so.
536
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,846
- I just got
my next assignment.
537
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:29,891
- [gasps]
Please don't tell me
538
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,066
it's in Palm Springs.
539
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,590
My hair gets so dry
in the desert.
540
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,071
- Dubai.
541
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,334
- The place from "Mission
Impossible: Ghost Protocol"?
542
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,207
But I thought you told them
you wanted to stay here.
543
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,643
- Yeah, I requested that.
544
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,515
But they send me
where they need me.
545
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,908
- Wow.
546
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,954
I guess this really is
"The Bodyguard."
547
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,305
I continue rocketing to
the top, looking amazing,
548
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:56,091
and you have to move on
to your next assignment.
549
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,398
I mean,
you're not gonna quit for me.
550
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,051
[somber music]
551
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:04,230
- Well, I guess it's a good
thing we got the news so early.
552
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,492
♪
553
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,190
No time for anyone
to catch feelings, right?
554
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,540
- Right.
555
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,020
♪
556
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,849
- It's nice working with you,
Mikaela.
557
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,329
- Likewise, James.
558
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:20,550
♪
559
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,812
- Hey, now,
where are you going?
560
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,205
We still have
closing statements.
561
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,554
- Oh, no, I'm good.
562
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:28,819
- Hey, this isn't
just about you, little missy!
563
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,953
The people of Los Angeles
deserve better
564
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,998
than an Instagram shoe person
565
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,131
who changes their mind
every two seconds.
566
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,960
- [scoffs]
I'm not just a shoe person.
567
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,267
I also have a line
of conflict jewelry.
568
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,920
- Warlord:
teach the controversy,
569
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,095
wear the controversy.
- Mm-hmm.
570
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,010
- And I didn't
just change my mind.
571
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,708
This is always my move.
572
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,752
I say I'm not coming,
573
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,797
and then I show up super late
574
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,972
when there's already drama,
575
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,800
and everyone's
just psyched to see me.
576
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,931
It's how I roll at parties,
577
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,064
movie premieres,
and Thanksgiving.
578
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,414
My family's Palestinian,
so there's always something,
579
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,633
but it's usually Israel.
580
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,504
- You planned this.
581
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,027
You let us tear
each other apart,
582
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,639
so you could swoop in
and be the hero?
583
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,727
- It's rope-a-dope!
584
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,295
And we're the dopes!
- [laughs]
585
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,687
Peace be with you.
586
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,124
- Hey, this conversation's
not over, young lady--
587
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,257
Hey! Get--
- Let's go. Get the car ready.
588
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,780
- God, darn it.
589
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,392
- Well, looks like I'm getting
a disease named after me.
590
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,307
You guys ready
for closing statements?
591
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,830
[patriotic music]
592
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,441
Oh!
Welcome back!
593
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,400
[door slams]
594
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,271
- There he is.
595
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,620
- My October surprise.
596
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,580
- Well, hello, Mr. Mayor.
597
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,016
- Do I know you?
598
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,672
- Does the name
"Angie Patinkin" ring a bell?
599
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:42,589
- Oh, my word.
Um, Angie?
600
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,679
Wow!
Uh, when was that?
601
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,508
1965?
602
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,118
You look good.
603
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,946
- I'm not Angie, you idiot.
604
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,991
I'm her daughter...
605
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,516
Dad.
[audience gasping]
606
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,691
[shutters clicking]
607
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,170
[quirky music]
608
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,520
- What?
609
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,391
- Oh, my God.
610
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,001
- Cliffhanger.
611
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,395
- So who's gonna pay for the
cab I took from Flagstaff?
612
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,049
I don't fly.
613
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,356
Airlines put me on a list,
right, and you know what?
614
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,661
They're on mine!
615
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,923
[phone vibrates]
616
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,447
[indistinct chatter]
617
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,971
- Hello?
This is he.
618
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,364
[dramatic music]
619
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,235
I won the raffle?
620
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,326
Guys, I'm getting' a lizard!
[laughs]
621
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,328
- Good night, everybody!
- Good night!
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