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My Dear Brothers
EP11
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You haven't eaten for 200 years,
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and you ate stinky tofu for the first time.
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Are you okay?
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Hou Chi
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Hou Chi
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It's spicy, right?
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Have some water.
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He ate such spicy food,
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and you give him hot water.
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Doesn't it work?
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Of course.
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Go get some ice. Hurry up.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Listen to me, you two.
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It's okay to be in the same room.
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But there are some rules.
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Firstly,
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no sharing a bed.
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Secondly,
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no physical contact.
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Thirdly,
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sleeping with the window open.
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Open the window?
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Why?
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I noticed that
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the window of your room
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is facing the window of my room.
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Keep the window open.
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And if this guy is up to something,
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you shout aloud and I'll hear you.
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What?
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Loser.
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Do you want to fight again?
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I think I need to say it again,
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Shi Xia's brother is me.
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How we get along
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is none of your business.
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What can he do
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since you've made such spicy food for him?
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I should warn him,
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what if he wants to...
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what if he has unkind thoughts to you?
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Bro
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What are you looking at?
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I'll look at it with you.
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Time flies.
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What can we do?
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I think Miss Shi Xia
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is very nice.
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What do you mean?
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Do you think I have a crush on her?
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There's no shame in that.
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Even if Shi Xia is the disciple of Yuhua Sect,
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but what does it matter?
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We're from Devil Sect.
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There's no need to follow the pedantic rules.
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Me,
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the great Devil Lord.
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Yeah.
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You are the Devil Lord.
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Are you not worthy of a disciple
of Yuhua Sect?
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No, No.
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Now, it's Hou Chi and her.
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Do you forget?
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You've already beaten Hou Chi.
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Why are you worried about him?
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If Hou Chi had any sense,
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he wouldn't have stopped his sister
from dating you.
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I can't explain it to you.
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It doesn't matter if you can't explain.
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Our old rules.
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Scrambling.
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We Devil Sect have so many ways to do.
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Even ten more girls,
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let alone Shi Xia,
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are a piece of cake.
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Scrambling.
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They are coming.
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You are up?
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You are up?
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Did you have a sound sleep?
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Did you?
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What are you going to do now?
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Yesterday I was rude.
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I apologize to you both today.
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Hosted by the Devil Sect,
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we would like to invite you
to visit the Otherworld Town.
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Food, drink and fun are all on us.
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No need.
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Listen, if you don't want to go,
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it doesn't mean Miss Shi Xia doesn't want to.
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Yeah.
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Miss Shi Xia
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I have been sniffing around.
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There are so many delicious food
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and fun things in the Otherworld Town.
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Husppy
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Do a good introduction.
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Okay.
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As is known to all,
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the Otherworld Town has a history
of more than 2000 years.
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But this year the Otherworld Town is particularly bustling.
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Look.
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And listen.
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Shouting.
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Why?
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Why?
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Because of His Majesty.
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For 2000 years, we Devil Sect never take
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the test for the head of the Immortals Alliance.
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It's the first time ever.
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The first time?
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Here comes the Devil Lord.
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He is gorgeous, elegant, rich...
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Rich but young.
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Rich but young.
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Get to the point.
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There is a restaurant named the Great Hotel.
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They launched a blessing feast
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specially for the test of the head of the Alliance.
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Therefore,
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I wonder if you would
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do me the honor of tasting it?
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There are 108 dishes,
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bringing together the featured food of Immortals Alliance.
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Hou Chi
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You don't have to eat,
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but you can't starve your sister.
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I don't want a blessing feast.
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Now I get it.
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Sister shows duplicity again.
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Okay. Let's go to the Great Hotel.
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-Let's go. -Very good.
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Come on.
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One small step forward,
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one giant leap in life.
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Come on.
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Let me lead the way.
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Come on.
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Come on, sister.
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It hurts so much.
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Sister
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Sister, don't cry.
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Do not cry.
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I'm holding your hand.
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You won't get lost.
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Let's go.
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No, what are you doing?
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It's safer to hold sister's hand.
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Wait a minute.
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You two have such a touching relationship.
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Count me in.
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Come on, let's go our separate ways.
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Welcome, Devil Lord.
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I booked the whole place today.
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Help yourself please.
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Just be my guest.
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Come on, come on in, come on in, please.
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Here we are.
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Husppy
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I'm here.
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Go ahead and make the arrangements.
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No problem.
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The Great Hotel is famous for its featured food.
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I heard the food here is very strange,
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including man-eating plants that can swallow a sheep,
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and flying thorn melons.
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I want to check it out, too.
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What is the purpose
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of the Devil Lord's invitation today?
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Well, you can tell.
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An old saying goes,
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It's often your opponents who know you best.
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Tell you honestly,
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I have one lifelong regret.
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A year ago,
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I lost my sister.
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I looked around,
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I've been all over the world,
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but I still couldn't find my sister.
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Shi Xia
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I mean Shi Xia and my sister look alike.
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I almost thought she was my sister.
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Do you understand?
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No wonder you hit it off with Shi Xia.
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Of course.
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Shi Xia has been my sister for 19 years.
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But Shi Xia is my sister.
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You lost your sister
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and you should focus on your sister, not mine.
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Shi Xia is clearly my sister.
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You're the one who focused on my sister.
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You're right.
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Your sister's back.
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My sister's gone.
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You should know
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what it's like to lose my sister,
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right?
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Even if it's only half a day away from my sister,
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I'm tortured inside.
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Don't say that in front of her real brother.
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The Otherworld Town is my last hope.
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If I can't
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find my sister here,
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I might as well give up.
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You can't just give up.
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If you want to find her,
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I will do everything in my power to help you.
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Thank you.
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Sir
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I need you to find me some girls later.
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The best kind of girls.
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What? Find some girls?
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Yeah.
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We don't do that at the Great Hotel.
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You're looking in the wrong place.
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Get out.
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You got me wrong.
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I want to find a girl as a sister.
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Understand?
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Not really.
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Fine.
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I want you to know this for sure today.
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Do you understand?
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Sure, sure.
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Hou Chi of Yuhua Sect is as good-looking as Pan An.
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He is tall, gentle, and handsome.
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Devil Lord Qiu Ping is as good-looking as
Song Yu.
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He is young and rich.
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This is good.
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No.
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This is good.
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Everybody
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Hou Chi of Yuhua Sect and Devil Lord Qiu Ping
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are eating at our restaurant today.
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Any girls who want to see them?
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Here, here.
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Once every ten immortal coins.
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Only ten immortal coins.
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Even 20 immortal coins are acceptable.
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Aren't we here for a big meal?
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What is this?
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Contest for sister selecting.
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Contest for sister selecting?
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It is.
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What sister selecting?
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For whom?
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Come on, sit down, please.
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It's about to start.
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I'm helping you test your step-brother.
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Don't worry. It's fine.
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The first one.
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The first one.
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She is beautiful with fair skin and long legs.
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Is she beautiful?
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What do you think of her?
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She is pretty,
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and as elegant as hibiscus.
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I think she is good.
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Shi Xia, what do you think?
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She is plain looking without charm.
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Score.
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You are out.
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The second one.
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The second one.
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She looks like a flower.
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Actually, she's got more on her mind
than you do.
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She's both dignified and graceful,
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like a bright peony.
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I think she's good.
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Peony?
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You compare her to a peony
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with a face like that?
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Hou Chi
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You don't have a good taste in selecting sister.
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Score.
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The third one.
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The third, the third.
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God.
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Although the lady is not very beautiful,
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she has a good figure.
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All right, time's up.
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You may be excused.
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Gosh.
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I'll give you 20 more immortal coins.
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I'll watch them a little longer.
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Come on. Watch me. Come on.
290
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,240
You?
291
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,240
Go away.
292
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:40,680
Watch me.
293
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:06,720
Next...
294
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:07,960
My turn?
295
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,520
As for this girl,
296
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,120
do you also think she's good?
297
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,240
This girl has a round face
298
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,160
and big eyes.
299
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,160
I think she is worth considering.
300
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,600
So in your opinion
301
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,960
anyone with a round face and big eyes
302
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,920
can be your sister, right?
303
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,880
What's wrong with that?
304
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,720
Of course.
305
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,760
There were 153 girls today,
306
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,120
and you approved 153 times.
307
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,320
Did the Devil Lord think
308
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,880
that none of the 153 girls
309
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,480
could be a sister?
310
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,480
Of course not.
311
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,040
Do you think it is a joke?
312
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,320
As long as it's a girl, you think she's good.
313
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:58,920
I gotta go.
314
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,480
It's not done yet.
315
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,480
Distinguished guests, here's your food.
316
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,240
The dish is called Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix.
317
00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,359
It's is the specialty of our restaurant.
318
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,720
It looks like
319
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,080
superficially,
320
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,520
the phoenix accepts the worship of the birds.
321
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,800
But in fact,
322
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,280
the birds are for the phoenix's selection .
323
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,600
Cut it out.
324
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,320
Get rid of this dish. It's not good.
325
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:45,960
Yeah.
326
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,280
Wait a minute.
327
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,720
This is a good dish.
328
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,200
We just have to choose one out of a hundred.
329
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,120
Hou Chi, what do you think?
330
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,720
Exactly.
331
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:57,760
You.
332
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,720
Here comes the dish.
333
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,520
This dish is called Two Dragons Playing with a Pearl.
334
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,080
The pearl
335
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,000
is a dragon's favorite.
336
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,960
Two dragons like the pearl at the same time,
337
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,440
and fight for it.
338
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,080
It's a good dish.
339
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,200
The script is very realistic.
340
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,920
It shows the heart of the dragons.
341
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,800
Fight for what?
342
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,760
Did the two dragons ask the opinion of the pearl?
343
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,080
Another dish.
344
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,280
This dish is called the Leaping Carp.
345
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,400
Thousands of carp
346
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,680
tried to leap and survive.
347
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,000
But only one succeeded.
348
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,160
This dish is the grand finale dish
349
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,200
of the blessing feast,
350
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,400
which has a special meaning.
351
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,680
All right, you're hopeless.
352
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,920
There is only one who can leap over and survive,
353
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,400
and that must be me.
354
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,240
Enjoy your meal.
355
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,720
But don't give up.
356
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,760
Wait for another 200 years,
357
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,240
and I will not fight with you for the next head of the Alliance.
358
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,800
I have made an agreement with my sister
359
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,800
that I must be the head of the Alliance.
360
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,920
On the field, I never give in.
361
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,600
Give in?
362
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,320
I want you to be clear.
363
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,960
Did you give it to me last time?
364
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,680
I did it on my own merits,
365
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,200
the halo of the hero,
366
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,320
and the belief of the Chosen One.
367
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,360
It's different this time.
368
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,680
I have the Heart of Guardian.
369
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,760
Didn't you just get a sister?
370
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,600
Can you promise that your sister won't leave?
371
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,160
Come out with me.
372
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,320
She means you.
373
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,440
You.
374
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,640
I need to talk to you.
375
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,000
Go ahead.
376
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,600
What?
377
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,320
It's not your first day being my brother.
378
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,880
You've been so secretive all day.
379
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,600
What's wrong with you?
380
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,360
You've really wronged me this time.
381
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,560
Did I?
382
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,720
Have I ever wronged you?
383
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,040
You did it more than once.
384
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,760
Since my childhood,
385
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,520
you've driven away every male in my life.
386
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,920
I'm your real brother.
387
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,760
I have an obligation to protect my innocent sister.
388
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,520
I'm not innocent.
389
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,320
I have acute eyesight.
390
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,520
I saw clearly.
391
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,520
It was safer to hold sister's hand.
392
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,880
I signed a brother-sister contract with Hou Chi.
393
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,720
You think I want to be
394
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,120
the sister of that idiot.
395
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,240
Good. You don't want to be his sister.
396
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,760
And you are not the must for your idiot step-brother, either.
397
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,520
What did you say?
398
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,640
You can't tell
399
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,200
after the whole day?
400
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,520
I can tell.
401
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,920
I can tell you are not with kindness.
402
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,720
You are really stupid.
403
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560
It totally proved that
404
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,960
Hou Chi is a bad brother.
405
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,040
Anyone can be his sister.
406
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,760
Think back today's contest.
407
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,800
Hou Chi gave every girl a pass.
408
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,800
What does that mean?
409
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,520
It means that in his mind
410
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,360
any woman can be his sister.
411
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,640
He grew up in the Yuhua Sect.
412
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:44,960
He is very simple.
413
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,520
He probably didn't want to
414
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,960
hurt the self-esteem of girls.
415
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,520
Simple.
416
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,960
You really hit the nail on the head.
417
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,400
Hou Chi lives in the mountains all his life
418
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,320
and never sees the world.
419
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,320
He never meets other women
420
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,040
except you.
421
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,960
Suddenly he has come into the real world,
422
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,120
and seen all kinds of
423
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,960
attractive girls.
424
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,640
He has plenty of choices.
425
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,640
Yeah.
426
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,760
He recognized a sister for practicing and being the head of the Alliance.
427
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,600
It's the same with anyone.
428
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,520
There is no condition
429
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,320
for an elder brother to be nice to his sister,
430
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,480
regardless of her figure or temper.
431
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:23,920
What we care about
432
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,000
is unbreakable blood ties.
433
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,800
Believe it or not,
434
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,760
I'm more reliable than your step-brother.
435
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,120
You'll see.
436
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,000
Nature.
437
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,640
Master, take your time.
438
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,600
How beautiful.
439
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,720
Hurry up.
440
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,000
I can't hold on.
441
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,760
Sit down and take a break.
442
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,840
Sit down and have a rest.
443
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,360
Are you stalling for time?
444
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,000
I'm not.
445
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,400
If you don't believe me,
446
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,680
you can just go.
447
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,720
Anyway, if Hou Chi doesn't listen to you,
448
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,600
don't come to me.
449
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,680
The umbrella has gone for so long.
450
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,920
I don't know if Hou Chi is ready.
451
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,200
Master
452
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,600
You all sit down and rest for a while.
453
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,560
Have a rest.
454
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,000
It hurts.
455
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,800
It hurts.
456
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:05,840
It hurts.
457
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,800
-Who are you? -It hurts.
458
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,240
Qing Feng, pick that one for me.
459
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:31,920
Okay.
460
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:44,360
You...
461
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,800
You wanna die?
462
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:46,800
What are you doing?
463
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,720
My elder brother Zhen Shanhu...
464
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,240
What are you doing?
465
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,240
W... What are you doing?
466
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,720
What did you give me to eat?
467
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,560
What did you...
468
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120
Amazing.
469
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,600
It stops hurting.
470
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,320
What a skillful doctor.
471
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,640
A highly skilled doctor.
472
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:18,640
Guys
473
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,960
Throw a banquet in the base
474
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,680
to thank our skillful doctor
475
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,560
and his friends.
476
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,360
It's fine.
477
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,720
It's a piece of cake for me.
478
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,000
But Zhen Shanhu,
479
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,600
you and your brothers are supposed
480
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:36,920
to be bandits?
481
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,360
You...
482
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,160
What do you mean?
483
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,440
You should stay where bandits are supposed to be.
484
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:51,480
I...
485
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,480
Send them to court.
486
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,160
Don't you really want to take a detour and send them to court?
487
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,040
It is the duty of a fairy family to punish the evil and promote the good. Master.
488
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,480
I don't care.
489
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,720
I'll go first later.
490
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,000
Master Lord, please do not worry too much.
491
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,440
After all,
492
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,040
Yi Yaogua is always with him.
493
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,880
Yaogua follows
494
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,840
the lead of him.
495
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,360
Nothing serious will happen.
496
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,720
Sir, I'm sorry.
497
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,200
I just missed a dish.
498
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,320
This dish is called Hang by a Thread.
499
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,800
It is a collection of eggs laid by 21 kinds of birds
500
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,400
from the nearby Sacred Mountain.
501
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,040
Hang by A Thread.
502
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,600
I need to help Devil Lord choose his sister quickly,
503
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,920
before he sets his sights on Shi Xia again.
504
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:21,640
Let's start.
505
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,200
Sister was right.
506
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,360
This should be done quickly.
507
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,680
Yeah, we do it quickly.
508
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,960
Don't call me sister from now on.
509
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,600
It's fine.
510
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,240
Just pick a sister.
511
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,600
Hang by a thread.
512
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,640
Sister seems to be angry again.
513
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,040
As a real brother, I can't recognize my sister aboveboard,
514
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,440
I won't let the step-brother off.
515
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,440
Husppy
516
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,480
Please welcome contestant No. 154.
517
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,520
This sister is a master.
518
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,840
Although the girl does not show her real face,
519
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,720
her dancing is better than anything.
520
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,840
She is as quiet as a shy flower,
521
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,120
as dynamic as the weak willow in the wind,
522
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,040
as beautiful as a peach in spring,
523
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,560
as clear as a chrysanthemum in autumn.
524
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,600
I think she's great.
525
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,840
Don't you just want a new sister?
526
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,120
Let me help you.
527
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,120
Brother.
528
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,840
Brother?!
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