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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:08,880 UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION We aII know her. 2 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,725 She''s Jazz Romero. 3 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,515 In a country Iike this, where nobody reads, 4 00:02:13,727 --> 00:02:15,922 everybody is reading her book. 5 00:02:16,247 --> 00:02:17,396 Her onIy book. 6 00:02:17,607 --> 00:02:20,883 And, as you know, AImodovar has made the movie. 7 00:02:37,447 --> 00:02:39,165 Jazz has hit the big time. 8 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,841 Young, pretty, rich, on TV, 9 00:02:42,887 --> 00:02:45,321 Jazz is the personification of the Spanish dream. 10 00:02:45,647 --> 00:02:47,763 She's got it aII, hasn't she? 11 00:02:59,687 --> 00:03:01,678 ''The Orgasm: The Great Unknown''. 12 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:04,082 Why is a girI Iike you in a pIace Iike this, 13 00:03:04,367 --> 00:03:06,039 with a book Iike this? 14 00:03:06,327 --> 00:03:09,444 I wasn't reading it, I was just browsing because... 15 00:03:09,487 --> 00:03:12,081 -I wanted to give... -Why don't you give orgasms 16 00:03:12,447 --> 00:03:14,517 instead of a book about orgasms? 17 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,476 Hang on! 18 00:03:17,647 --> 00:03:19,399 -You're... -Jazz. 19 00:03:19,527 --> 00:03:20,676 Jazz Romero! 20 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,201 ''UnresoIved SexuaI Tension'' is my favorite book. 21 00:03:23,327 --> 00:03:24,840 I'm a fan of yours. 22 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,366 My name is CeIeste. 23 00:03:28,687 --> 00:03:29,722 What a coincidence. 24 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:32,600 I was just Iooking for a CeIeste to have coffee. 25 00:03:32,887 --> 00:03:34,559 -ReaIIy? -Sure. 26 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:36,200 I'm a fan of yours. 27 00:03:49,287 --> 00:03:51,881 -So you say you Iove your boyfriend. -Juanjo? 28 00:03:52,007 --> 00:03:53,076 Loads! 29 00:03:53,247 --> 00:03:55,124 But you don't have orgasms with him. 30 00:03:56,127 --> 00:03:57,162 Not many. 31 00:03:57,727 --> 00:03:59,718 Not many, or not any? 32 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:04,235 I don't know! 33 00:04:05,047 --> 00:04:07,880 Maybe I've had orgasms but I didn't reaIize. 34 00:04:08,487 --> 00:04:09,602 CouId that be? 35 00:04:11,247 --> 00:04:12,839 And with your other Iovers? 36 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,640 WeII... 37 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:20,242 If you teII me Juanjo's the onIy one I'm going to cry. 38 00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:22,276 Look, 39 00:04:22,487 --> 00:04:23,681 there were more, 40 00:04:24,047 --> 00:04:27,164 but I never actuaIIy made Iove with them. 41 00:04:29,847 --> 00:04:33,806 And can you teII me, in the name of God and the Virgin Mary, why? 42 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:36,557 Maybe I didn't Iove them enough. 43 00:04:37,247 --> 00:04:41,399 Have you neverfeIt the need to turn your Iife upside down? 44 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:44,166 To make it exciting, an adventure? 45 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:45,196 Yes! 46 00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:46,515 -Yes? -Yes! 47 00:04:46,727 --> 00:04:48,604 Then you have to do something about it, right? 48 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:49,756 Yes! 49 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:51,201 Get married! 50 00:04:53,287 --> 00:04:56,723 Look. I picked them up today. Aren't they IoveIy? 51 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:04,325 It's this month! 52 00:05:06,087 --> 00:05:07,918 -Coffee? -No fucking way. 53 00:05:09,127 --> 00:05:10,560 Two more gin and tonics! 54 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:14,604 How can you Iive on your own? 55 00:05:15,127 --> 00:05:16,401 You're not happy, are you? 56 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:18,881 Of course not. Being happy sucks. 57 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:22,637 -Don't you miss having someone? -Like who? 58 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:25,158 -Like a boyfriend? -What for? 59 00:05:25,487 --> 00:05:26,636 To protect you. 60 00:05:26,887 --> 00:05:28,718 I've got a reinforced door. 61 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:30,076 Yeah, 62 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:34,283 but being aIone don't you feeI a bit IoneIy? 63 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:36,166 My IoneIiness and I are fine. 64 00:05:36,207 --> 00:05:38,801 We don't need anyone eIse's IoneIiness fucking us up. 65 00:05:39,487 --> 00:05:41,205 Don't you Iike someone saying he Ioves you? 66 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:44,757 Yes, when ''I Iove you'' means ''I Iove you'', 67 00:05:45,047 --> 00:05:48,437 and not ''You beIong to me'' which it usuaIIy does. 68 00:05:48,887 --> 00:05:51,799 Know what? I think you've never been in Iove. 69 00:05:51,887 --> 00:05:52,922 And you have? 70 00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:55,043 Are you saying you're in Iove with that Juanjo? 71 00:05:57,767 --> 00:05:58,756 I think so. 72 00:05:58,807 --> 00:06:02,038 You think so. You are oryou aren't. 73 00:06:02,207 --> 00:06:05,597 If I was in Iove, I wouIdn't need 30 minutes to think about it. 74 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:07,997 -It was 3 seconds. -Screw that! 75 00:06:08,207 --> 00:06:10,482 Love isn't something you can doubt. 76 00:06:10,927 --> 00:06:14,397 It's a wave that sweeps you aIong, a fist that knocks you out, 77 00:06:14,527 --> 00:06:16,677 a fire that consumes you! 78 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:20,959 -You're scaring me a bit. -True Iove shouId terrify us. 79 00:06:21,887 --> 00:06:25,596 It shouId destroy us and then bring us back to Iife. 80 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,520 That's Iove for me. 81 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:31,562 What you caII Iove is an imitation made in Taiwan. 82 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,005 -Wow! -Wow what? 83 00:06:34,407 --> 00:06:36,284 Wow, you're a reaI romantic. 84 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:39,119 Hey, no insuIts here, OK? 85 00:06:40,047 --> 00:06:41,685 Two more gin and tonics! 86 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:46,164 CaII me romantic once more and I'II kiII you. 87 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:48,717 There must have been someone. 88 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:52,843 -Jazz, pIease. -OK, one guy, eight years ago. 89 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,436 And...? 90 00:06:55,607 --> 00:06:56,596 It ended. 91 00:06:59,927 --> 00:07:01,155 Was it wonderfuI? 92 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:02,595 It was traumatic. 93 00:07:02,647 --> 00:07:05,525 A romance seasoned with jeaIousy, obsession, death... 94 00:07:06,847 --> 00:07:09,042 But yes, it was wonderfuI. 95 00:07:10,087 --> 00:07:11,725 And it made me what I am. 96 00:07:12,727 --> 00:07:13,955 And what are you? 97 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:16,001 Someone who dares. 98 00:07:17,847 --> 00:07:20,645 -Who dares what? -It doesn't matter. 99 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:22,756 No. 100 00:07:23,247 --> 00:07:25,283 Come on, give me an exampIe. 101 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,364 What kind of things do you dare to do? 102 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,075 What...? What...? 103 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:41,885 Your ceII's ringing. 104 00:07:47,847 --> 00:07:49,075 It's Juanjo. 105 00:07:49,807 --> 00:07:51,559 Aren't you going to answer? 106 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:37,276 I'm not a Iesbian. 107 00:09:37,527 --> 00:09:40,724 Neither am I, but what you had was an orgasm. 108 00:09:41,127 --> 00:09:42,606 -Yeah, right? -Yeah. 109 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,561 It's cooI. 110 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,526 But I can't heIp thinking... 111 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:51,796 What? 112 00:09:52,407 --> 00:09:54,125 Don't take it badIy, OK? 113 00:09:54,807 --> 00:09:57,037 I wonder how it wouId be with a guy. 114 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,683 That's the next thing you have to find out. 115 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:01,838 And I'm going to heIp you. 116 00:10:02,287 --> 00:10:03,515 You'd do that for me? 117 00:10:03,847 --> 00:10:06,122 Sure, on one condition. 118 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:08,965 -What? -You teII anyone that you know me. 119 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,156 Why? 120 00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:13,197 Because you have to Iearn to have secrets. 121 00:10:13,687 --> 00:10:14,676 Why? 122 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:17,435 Because you have to Iearn not to question yourteacher. 123 00:10:17,727 --> 00:10:20,241 -Why? -Because I fucking say so. 124 00:10:20,727 --> 00:10:22,240 You're asking me to Iie! 125 00:10:22,527 --> 00:10:24,119 I'd Iie if I said no. 126 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,961 It's Juanjo! I've never Iied to Juanjo! 127 00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:35,245 Then don't Iie. TeII him you've sIept with a woman, 128 00:10:35,287 --> 00:10:38,597 you've had yourfirst orgasm and you want to screw other guys. 129 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:39,796 He'II understand. 130 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:45,596 Juanjo? 131 00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:46,836 You'II never beIieve it. 132 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:49,799 I had to cIose up the agency but I Ieft my ceII behind. 133 00:10:49,847 --> 00:10:51,280 When I went back for it, 134 00:10:51,487 --> 00:10:55,002 there was a power cut and I was stuck in the eIevatorfor hours. 135 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:56,082 It was wiId... 136 00:10:58,447 --> 00:11:01,200 And that was how CeIeste Iearned to keep secrets, 137 00:11:01,407 --> 00:11:04,558 and Jazz was her best kept secret of aII. 138 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,035 What's the probIem? 139 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:51,038 No, they're aII reaIIy nice. 140 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:53,203 -Maybe too nice. -Maybe. 141 00:11:59,607 --> 00:12:03,964 I'm the DriIIer! And these are my three screws! 142 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:06,796 Go! 143 00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:13,725 You're asking what's the secret hidden in these tight fitting pants. 144 00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:16,202 It's an enormous source of pIeasure, 145 00:12:16,407 --> 00:12:19,797 a towering inferno that never stops burning. 146 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:27,357 And if you want to put it out, 147 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,998 come here, baby, and start bIowing. 148 00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:39,846 If you want a night of sex, have some of this. 149 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:45,440 If you want a night of sex, have some of this. 150 00:12:47,127 --> 00:12:51,166 If you want a night of sex, have some of this. 151 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,440 If you want a night of sex... 152 00:13:07,807 --> 00:13:09,160 You want to fuck? 153 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,720 What a IoveIy house! 154 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,795 And... that? 155 00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:49,725 Going to cIean your naiIs? 156 00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:01,760 You Iift it up. 157 00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:03,636 WeII, 158 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:05,486 you can do that too. 159 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:34,718 The panties too? 160 00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,201 WeII, OK. 161 00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:46,605 Very interesting! 162 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,246 WeIcome to heII. 163 00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:18,436 TaIk to me! 164 00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:20,999 -TaIk to me! -Shut up! 165 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:26,481 You're everything! 166 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,000 You're incredibIe! 167 00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:39,845 -TeII me aII about you! -Shut the fuck up! 168 00:15:45,087 --> 00:15:46,236 How many? 169 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,366 -Five! -How much? 170 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,005 -Twenty! -Twenty? 171 00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:51,162 I know! 172 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,280 -I think I'm in Iove! -And him? 173 00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:56,967 Yes! He's making pIans forthe future! 174 00:15:57,007 --> 00:16:00,636 If we see each other again, I Iike my pussies shaved. 175 00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:03,480 CompIeteIy shaved. 176 00:16:06,727 --> 00:16:09,082 It does seem Iike Iove. And Juanjo? 177 00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:11,083 -Who? -Yourfiance. 178 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,682 I've aIready toId him, by phone. 179 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,997 -ToId him what? -That it's over. 180 00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:17,596 And the wedding? 181 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,400 HeII, he organized it, he can de-organize it. 182 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,915 Did you say there was someone eIse? 183 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,526 No, if DriIIer doesn't work out, I may have to go back to Juanjo. 184 00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:29,718 -How did he take it? -Fine. 185 00:16:30,327 --> 00:16:34,400 You don't know Juanjo, he's so coId, so cerebraI... 186 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,644 Sometimes I think he feeIs nothing. 187 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:40,565 -Juan Jose. -Yes? 188 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:44,683 I just wanted to say that yesterday's cIass was briIIiant. 189 00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:47,236 Thank you. 190 00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:50,680 What was it about? 191 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:54,156 Shakespeare and pastoraI Iove. 192 00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:57,116 Oh, yes. 193 00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:24,036 I'm sorry. 194 00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:28,202 It's obvious that I'm feeIing very... 195 00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:31,476 fragiIe. 196 00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:34,522 Where were we? 197 00:17:34,927 --> 00:17:37,566 With Shakespeare and pastoraI Iove. 198 00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:47,479 Juan Jose, what's wrong? 199 00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:48,796 What's wrong? 200 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:56,598 ONEHOUROFINCESSANTWEEPINGLATER.. 201 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,038 You're scaring me. What's wrong? 202 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,561 It's very simpIe. 203 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,641 His mother's popped off, or his father's popped off, 204 00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:07,204 or his fiance's toId him to beat off. 205 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,443 And as he hasn't taken the day off, I think it's the third option. 206 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:13,562 Is that it? 207 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,043 -Is that it, Juan Jose? -Yes! 208 00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:19,199 You'II get over it. I'II heIp you get over it. 209 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:21,522 He doesn't want to get over it, Rebecca. 210 00:18:22,047 --> 00:18:23,241 Don't caII me Rebecca. 211 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,485 R.B.C. ReaIIy Bitchy Cunt. Rebecca. 212 00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:28,076 NicoIas, 213 00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,087 why aren't you doing deaIs in the cafeteria? 214 00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:32,481 It's aII you're good at. 215 00:18:32,607 --> 00:18:36,077 Given poorJuan Jose's state, it wouId be unwise to Ieave him here 216 00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:37,845 aIone and with you, 217 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,356 Rebecca. 218 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,319 -Get out! -Get fucked! 219 00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:43,638 She Ieft me by phone! 220 00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:46,880 She didn't even teII me why! 221 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,446 I'd give anything to know why she Ieft me. 222 00:18:50,687 --> 00:18:51,676 Anything? 223 00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:53,521 Anything. 224 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,281 WeII, then, 225 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,645 shaII we taIk business? 226 00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:03,880 You're using this to pass your exam without doing anything. 227 00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:06,687 Not true. I'm going to spy on his girIfriend. 228 00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:08,041 I shouId report you. 229 00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:10,601 -Who to? Judge Judy? -No, to the FacuIty. 230 00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:12,956 No, not to the FacuIty! 231 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,087 You won't go to the FacuIty, Rebecca. 232 00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:18,083 Oh, no? Why not, NicoIas? 233 00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:21,802 If Rebecca did that, the first to be fucked wouId be Juan Jose 234 00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:24,003 and Rebecca doesn't want Juan Jose to be fucked. 235 00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,277 Rebecca wants to fuck Juan Jose herseIf. 236 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,396 What wouId the mayor say if he knew? 237 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:32,805 Leave my father out of this. Are you bIackmaiIing me? 238 00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:36,158 No. I'm hoping to fuck you on my own merits. 239 00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:39,600 You're a IittIe shit! 240 00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,676 Yes, but I'm not the onIy one. Everyone is Iaughing at you. 241 00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:46,197 Everyone knows you're in Iove with Juan Jose. 242 00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:48,006 Except Juan Jose. 243 00:19:48,447 --> 00:19:50,881 But don't worry, I won't teII him. 244 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:58,037 -So, have you naiIed Rebecca yet? -NicoIas, pIease! 245 00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:00,161 That's unthinkabIe. 246 00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:03,200 Think about, it'd be dead easy. 247 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,283 And I bet your girI is screwing someone eIse. 248 00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:07,840 I don't think there's anyone eIse. 249 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,959 A girIfriend onIy Ieaves you when she has someone eIse. 250 00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:13,556 -And if it's not Iike that? -It better be, 251 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,795 -or eIse it's something weird. -Whatever it is, 252 00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:19,359 you'II find out, won't you? 253 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,647 But you give me a pass even if you don't Iike what I find, 254 00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:25,281 because you won't Iike it. 255 00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:27,636 If the FacuIty finds out, I'm finished. 256 00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:30,082 -They'd understand. -Why do you say that? 257 00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,557 Do you know Ramiro AImenar? 258 00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:34,001 The dean of history. 259 00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:36,915 -And in his free time, a drag queen. -A drag queen? 260 00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:40,399 -Ramiro? -His stage name is Miss Rammer. 261 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,440 You bIackmaiI him with that? 262 00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:47,195 No, I found him a pIace to perform. 263 00:20:47,807 --> 00:20:49,957 Thursdays, 11:30, here. 264 00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:53,075 -Right, EmiIio? -He seIIs out. 265 00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,323 And you get a pass mark, without studying? 266 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,682 No. I got a ''Very Good'' from him, 267 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,636 ''Good'' from Rocha, ''Very Good'' from EscaIona. 268 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,999 Am I the onIy one you stiII haven't extorted? 269 00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:07,802 Why do you think I stiII go to your cIass? 270 00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:12,002 CeIeste's due any minute. What's the pIan? 271 00:21:12,727 --> 00:21:14,001 SteaI her ceII. 272 00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:15,921 That's aII? 273 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:19,087 Yes, my surveiIIance sateIIite is broken. 274 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,840 This is going to end badIy, very badIy. 275 00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:24,036 ObviousIy. 276 00:21:24,127 --> 00:21:26,277 It started badIy, it'II end Iike shit. 277 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,681 Look, that's you. 278 00:21:33,047 --> 00:21:34,241 CeIeste! What'II I do? 279 00:21:34,407 --> 00:21:36,398 TaIk about Shakespeare untiI she faIIs asIeep, 280 00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:37,880 then steaI her ceII. 281 00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:44,239 -HeIIo. -I won't be Iong. 282 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:55,395 Have you nothing to say? 283 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:59,923 Juanjo, pIease, don't be so immature. 284 00:22:00,127 --> 00:22:01,116 Immature? 285 00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:05,236 My fiancee finished with me by phone a week before the wedding 286 00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:06,646 and for no reason. 287 00:22:07,087 --> 00:22:09,043 I thought immaturity was in fashion. 288 00:22:10,447 --> 00:22:13,041 -Want to know why I Ieft you? -I deserve to know. 289 00:22:13,527 --> 00:22:15,677 ''Me, me, me.'' It's aIways ''me''. 290 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,406 What about me? What do I deserve? 291 00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:21,007 OK, what do you deserve? 292 00:22:21,287 --> 00:22:24,518 -TeII me, go on, teII me. -I won't pIay that game. 293 00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,244 You think this is a game? 294 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,035 You've succeeded. 295 00:22:32,087 --> 00:22:34,521 -You buIIy! -But you hit me! 296 00:22:35,127 --> 00:22:38,119 -You want to see me cry, right? -I want to see you happy. 297 00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:39,999 WeII, from now on, 298 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:42,356 when we meet in the street, you'II see me very happy. 299 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,045 Goodbye, Juanjo. 300 00:22:51,207 --> 00:22:53,767 Stay five minutes and we'II taIk Iike humans. 301 00:22:54,087 --> 00:22:55,918 Is that too much to ask? 302 00:22:57,287 --> 00:22:58,322 AII right. 303 00:23:03,487 --> 00:23:05,637 Shit, I've got stuff in the bathroom. 304 00:23:07,327 --> 00:23:08,316 No! 305 00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,000 Not the bathroom! 306 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,359 Don't go in there! 307 00:23:13,687 --> 00:23:15,564 I have to get my toothbrush, my creams... 308 00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:18,724 Not yourtoothbrush, pIease! Don't do that to me! 309 00:23:20,127 --> 00:23:23,676 -You don't want me to take it? -Orto go to the bathroom! 310 00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:26,962 Why? 311 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:28,956 Because... 312 00:23:29,727 --> 00:23:30,716 Because... 313 00:23:31,807 --> 00:23:34,480 AII right, go to the bathroom. 314 00:23:35,127 --> 00:23:37,038 Take yourtoothbrush. Take everything. 315 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,486 Take it aII! 316 00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:49,998 -Did you have to hide in there? -She reaIIy whacked you. 317 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,964 Concentrate on the phone. 318 00:23:54,487 --> 00:23:56,125 ''Venus Trimer'' 319 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:58,245 -You know what this is for? -For shaving. 320 00:23:58,287 --> 00:24:00,278 Yeah, her pussy. CompIeteIy. 321 00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:02,964 -Did she do that before? -Never. 322 00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:07,116 -WeII, she's turning kinky. -Find the ceII. 323 00:24:07,887 --> 00:24:10,720 WiII you excuse me? It's an important caII. 324 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,166 You're at home here. Or aImost. 325 00:24:12,847 --> 00:24:14,326 -I'm at home. -As aIways. 326 00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,482 How nice. 327 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:16,961 -Yes? -Jazz? 328 00:24:17,327 --> 00:24:20,319 I've got everything but he's insisting we taIk. 329 00:24:20,407 --> 00:24:21,522 How is he? 330 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:25,124 ReaIIy odd. He didn't want me to take my toothbrush. 331 00:24:26,127 --> 00:24:28,641 -But he'II have to accept it's over. -Great! 332 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,276 -We'II taIk Iater, I'm kind of busy. -Don't hang up. 333 00:24:31,327 --> 00:24:33,079 -May I taIk to her? -No. 334 00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:34,560 -Why not? -It's for me. 335 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:41,961 -What shaII we taIk about? -Is there someone eIse? 336 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:43,316 No, I swear. 337 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,561 -Then I've done something bad. -You? 338 00:24:49,727 --> 00:24:53,436 If onIy you had. I wish you were bad. 339 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,121 I don't understand. 340 00:24:56,167 --> 00:25:00,206 Life has to be Iived, Juanjo, even if you don't understand it. 341 00:25:01,007 --> 00:25:03,123 -You seem different. -I am different. 342 00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:04,800 I was different too. 343 00:25:06,527 --> 00:25:09,519 Then I changed and I feII in Iove with you. 344 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,605 With me it was the reverse. 345 00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:14,357 I've changed and now I don't Iove you. 346 00:25:14,407 --> 00:25:15,965 GET HER AWAY FROM THE FUCKING CELL!! 347 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,316 I'm sorry. 348 00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:20,676 Very weII. 349 00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:24,844 So it's aII shot to heII because I'm not bad enough, right? 350 00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:25,916 What? 351 00:25:26,127 --> 00:25:28,925 -In that case, I'II be bad. -Juanjo! 352 00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:30,679 -KiIIing yourseIf is bad, isn't it? -Get down! 353 00:25:37,807 --> 00:25:39,843 Did you want to give me a heart attack? 354 00:25:46,847 --> 00:25:51,796 Her Iatest caIIs were to DriIIer, DriIIer, DriIIer, DriIIer... 355 00:25:52,487 --> 00:25:55,001 -What's he got that you don't? -I don't know! 356 00:25:56,247 --> 00:25:58,238 DriIIer may not even be a guy. 357 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,246 He'd better be, 358 00:26:00,687 --> 00:26:02,803 -or eIse it's something weird. -I don't care. 359 00:26:03,287 --> 00:26:06,518 I want proof, irrefutabIe proof. 360 00:26:06,887 --> 00:26:09,845 IrrefutabIe... Anything eIse? 361 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:12,242 You want his Iegs broken, his eye put out...? 362 00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:15,439 WeII, if he's her Iover, 363 00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:18,124 he'd deserve it, wouIdn't he? 364 00:26:18,607 --> 00:26:20,438 -It depends. -On what? 365 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:24,561 On if I deserve a ''Very Good'' instead of a ''Pass''. 366 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:29,922 OK. 367 00:26:30,687 --> 00:26:32,086 But you're a bastard. 368 00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:34,040 Then take notes. 369 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:37,723 Maybe that way she'II come back and stop fucking that... 370 00:26:38,687 --> 00:26:39,722 What was his name? 371 00:26:39,887 --> 00:26:42,355 The DriIIer and his three naiIs. 372 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,762 They're pIaying tonight in ''Purgatory''. 373 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:47,560 They're subjunctive, adjacent, substantiaI. 374 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:51,043 -So, can you tap the ceII? -Yeah, sure. 375 00:26:51,247 --> 00:26:54,478 It's just a matter of cracking the card identifier 376 00:26:54,527 --> 00:26:58,076 and hacking the serverwith it. 3 to 6 years in jaiI. 377 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,285 What? Is this iIIegaI? 378 00:27:00,447 --> 00:27:02,802 -Damn right. -No, no, just the opposite. 379 00:27:03,607 --> 00:27:05,006 When wiII it be ready? 380 00:27:05,047 --> 00:27:08,039 Give me two intervaIs of sixty minutes forthis, 381 00:27:08,287 --> 00:27:10,005 but you can take the ceII. 382 00:27:10,207 --> 00:27:13,916 -It reaIIy isn't iIIegaI? -You shouId be iIIegaI. Come on. 383 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,003 -Nico! -The drugs! 384 00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:20,876 What's in this bag? 385 00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:23,925 Steroids, anaboIizants, stuff for sportsmen. 386 00:27:24,087 --> 00:27:25,805 I'd nevertake that stuff. 387 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:31,682 Here. 388 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:38,324 Great, great, great! 389 00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:39,842 This is Juanjo. 390 00:27:40,087 --> 00:27:43,159 Hey, you turd! You touched me! 391 00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:46,086 I'II rip your head off and stick it up your ass! 392 00:27:46,287 --> 00:27:47,845 -Fede, Fede! -It's a joke! 393 00:27:48,087 --> 00:27:49,645 It's a joke! 394 00:27:51,527 --> 00:27:53,882 -What do I owe you, puppy? -200. 395 00:27:54,127 --> 00:27:55,401 Or 100 and a favor. 396 00:27:55,447 --> 00:27:57,165 Who do I beat the shit out of? Is it him? 397 00:27:57,287 --> 00:27:58,800 I'II beat the shit out of you. 398 00:27:58,847 --> 00:28:01,839 I'II kiII you, and then I'II fuck you, up the ass, eh? 399 00:28:02,007 --> 00:28:03,156 It's a joke! 400 00:28:03,727 --> 00:28:04,955 It's a joke! 401 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:09,400 A guy caIIed the DriIIer. 402 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:13,276 DriIIer? Maybe I'II faII in Iove with him. 403 00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:30,644 Fede-ricoooooo! 404 00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:33,082 I am death! 405 00:28:36,407 --> 00:28:39,638 I'm crazy, out of it. 406 00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:43,315 -Federico's gay, isn't he? -And homophobic. 407 00:28:43,527 --> 00:28:45,324 So he sIeeps with men. but he hates them? 408 00:28:45,447 --> 00:28:48,564 Why's that so odd? It's what happens to us with girIs. 409 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,600 What happens to guys with girIs is that you ideaIize us, 410 00:28:55,327 --> 00:28:56,680 Iike your mothers. 411 00:28:57,567 --> 00:28:59,922 And a woman has a part that's a mother 412 00:29:01,647 --> 00:29:03,558 but aIso a whore. 413 00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:07,005 And there's the confIict. 414 00:29:07,407 --> 00:29:10,877 You Iove the mother in CeIeste, not the whore. 415 00:29:12,407 --> 00:29:13,806 And now, 416 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,836 the whore has abducted the mother and gone partying. 417 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:22,164 I'm not saying it, Freud did. 418 00:29:22,967 --> 00:29:24,161 I'm sorry, but... 419 00:29:25,407 --> 00:29:27,967 What exactIy do Freud and you mean? 420 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:32,000 I'II give you an exampIe, any exampIe. 421 00:29:34,047 --> 00:29:35,036 Me. 422 00:29:37,287 --> 00:29:38,686 I'm a woman, 423 00:29:39,607 --> 00:29:40,926 -right? -Yes. 424 00:29:43,287 --> 00:29:44,481 I can be 425 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:46,646 -a mother. -Yes. 426 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:48,561 And aIso 427 00:29:50,647 --> 00:29:51,762 a whore. 428 00:29:51,887 --> 00:29:53,081 -Yes. -Yes. 429 00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:54,316 Understand? 430 00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:56,076 Mother. 431 00:29:57,567 --> 00:29:59,125 -Whore. -Whore. 432 00:29:59,247 --> 00:30:01,966 Yes. How can I show you? 433 00:30:06,527 --> 00:30:09,246 -Yes? -I'm at DriIIer's concert! 434 00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:14,807 Your fiancee is in the front row desperate to be driIIed. 435 00:30:15,407 --> 00:30:17,398 Wait, Fede wants to say something. 436 00:30:18,047 --> 00:30:20,197 Become a fag, no more probIems! 437 00:30:22,527 --> 00:30:25,758 -A probIem? -No... Yes... I don't know. 438 00:30:26,647 --> 00:30:28,922 -You want me to go? -No. 439 00:30:30,327 --> 00:30:32,238 -You want me to stay? -Yes. 440 00:30:33,127 --> 00:30:34,355 You want to fuck? 441 00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:42,237 Fire my KaIshnikov 442 00:30:42,727 --> 00:30:45,525 whiIe I'm getting it off. 443 00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:47,684 Gimme, gimme war, 444 00:30:48,087 --> 00:30:50,476 bIood, buIIets and projectiIes, 445 00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:53,315 napaIm, bombs and missiIes. 446 00:30:53,527 --> 00:30:55,404 Gimme war, 447 00:30:55,807 --> 00:30:57,320 and Armageddon! 448 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:07,197 Driving around in the Sherman, a cobra bit Johnny on the Ieg. 449 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:12,879 WhiIe he was biting its head off he couIdn't see where he was going... 450 00:31:14,887 --> 00:31:16,923 -HeIIo. -Goodbye. 451 00:31:17,647 --> 00:31:20,525 -I Ioved the concert. -Thank you. Goodbye. 452 00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:24,044 DriIIer, I'm CeIeste, don't you remember me? 453 00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:26,675 Yeah, you've been driving me fucking crazy! 454 00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:29,765 You've caIIed me 30 times and sent me 24 messages. 455 00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:31,485 How couId I not rememberyou? 456 00:31:31,687 --> 00:31:33,882 I know why the singer in Judas Priest went gay. 457 00:31:34,247 --> 00:31:36,078 He was sick of chippies Iike you. 458 00:31:36,247 --> 00:31:39,239 I don't understand. Don't you Iike me anymore? 459 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,156 Look... 460 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,800 You see that Ioony? 461 00:31:44,287 --> 00:31:46,801 I'd rather be his sex sIave untiI I burst 462 00:31:46,847 --> 00:31:48,280 before I'd sIeep with you again. 463 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:49,796 Get it? 464 00:31:51,727 --> 00:31:52,716 Scram. 465 00:32:08,047 --> 00:32:10,766 So you want to be my sex sIave untiI you burst? 466 00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:13,726 For me, it's the opposite. 467 00:32:14,487 --> 00:32:15,476 What? 468 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:19,560 First, I'II make you burst, and then I'II make you my sex sIave! 469 00:32:20,887 --> 00:32:21,876 I Iike you. 470 00:32:22,367 --> 00:32:23,436 Have a drink. 471 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:27,636 This is from CeIeste's fiance. 472 00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:31,800 If you dare fuck her again, 473 00:32:31,847 --> 00:32:34,315 if you even jerk off thinking about her...! 474 00:33:10,527 --> 00:33:12,085 How many? Make me envious. 475 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,038 AII men are bastards. 476 00:33:14,247 --> 00:33:15,566 If onIy you knew... 477 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:20,440 He dumped me without any expIanation! 478 00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:24,518 CouId anything be more crueI? 479 00:33:26,607 --> 00:33:27,756 TeII me, Jazz. 480 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:31,556 CeIeste? 481 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,798 DriIIer screws whoever he wants! 482 00:33:40,647 --> 00:33:41,966 CaII you Iater... 483 00:33:51,647 --> 00:33:53,080 Oh, J.J. 484 00:34:00,927 --> 00:34:03,999 What do you want me to do, Juan Jose? 485 00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,082 I want... 486 00:34:07,927 --> 00:34:09,485 -I want you to... -Yes? 487 00:34:10,207 --> 00:34:11,196 TeII me. 488 00:34:11,447 --> 00:34:13,244 ...to get dressed, Rebecca. 489 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,076 What? 490 00:34:17,647 --> 00:34:19,000 This is wrong. 491 00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:23,845 Did you caII me Rebecca? 492 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,040 Hang on a minute. 493 00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,118 Nico, what's Rebecca's reaI name? 494 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,080 How the heII shouId I know? Look at the screen. 495 00:34:52,407 --> 00:34:55,524 CeIeste? CeIeste! CeIeste! 496 00:34:56,007 --> 00:34:58,202 I'd say that's pretty irrefutabIe. 497 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,963 You stiII don't want to naiI Rebecca, right? 498 00:35:11,047 --> 00:35:12,878 What are you doing? Leaving. 499 00:35:15,487 --> 00:35:16,476 Know what? 500 00:35:17,087 --> 00:35:20,204 With me at your side, you've have been dean in a year. 501 00:35:20,447 --> 00:35:21,436 Undress. 502 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:25,000 No way. You don't even remember my name. 503 00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,683 Undress, Carmen. 504 00:35:34,247 --> 00:35:37,080 And I'm onIy going to screw you to spite CeIeste. 505 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:42,485 Forthe mother, that's great, 506 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,079 forthe whore, 507 00:35:45,927 --> 00:35:47,485 it's motherfucking great. 508 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:09,846 I thought I heard Juanjo's voice! 509 00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:12,484 -Who's Juanjo? -My fiance. 510 00:36:12,767 --> 00:36:16,043 Yourfiance? TeII me about him. 511 00:36:16,287 --> 00:36:18,437 WeII, he's my ex-fiance. 512 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,877 -What? -I Ieft him this morning. 513 00:36:22,287 --> 00:36:24,118 -Why? -Foryou! 514 00:36:24,567 --> 00:36:25,716 What? 515 00:36:26,007 --> 00:36:28,475 -Foryou! -Shit! 516 00:36:30,247 --> 00:36:31,441 Shit! 517 00:36:32,807 --> 00:36:34,206 -But, DriIIer...! -Shit! 518 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:36,716 Wait! 519 00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:40,724 I even shaved my... What did I do wrong? 520 00:36:42,007 --> 00:36:43,599 DriIIer, Iisten! 521 00:36:45,687 --> 00:36:47,279 -TaIk to me... -Shut up! 522 00:36:48,847 --> 00:36:52,556 I know what you're wondering. Why is DriIIer running from CeIeste? 523 00:36:53,007 --> 00:36:57,205 WiII Nico score with Rebecca, sorry, with Carmen? 524 00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:02,759 And why was Jazz spying on Juanjo? 525 00:37:04,807 --> 00:37:06,843 I don't understand! 526 00:37:07,247 --> 00:37:09,044 The bastard dumped me! 527 00:37:09,287 --> 00:37:12,916 And I Iove him, Jazz, I Iove him, I Iove him! 528 00:37:13,007 --> 00:37:15,441 AII right, aII right. 529 00:37:18,927 --> 00:37:20,326 Have a cup of tea. 530 00:37:22,887 --> 00:37:25,082 Men need to feeI free. 531 00:37:25,647 --> 00:37:28,445 They don't have to be free, they just need to think they are. 532 00:37:28,807 --> 00:37:32,197 So when you toId DriIIeryou'd Ieft yourfiance for him, he got scared. 533 00:37:32,287 --> 00:37:34,243 He thinks you want more than wiId sex. 534 00:37:34,407 --> 00:37:35,920 I do want more! 535 00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:38,481 -More what? -I want... 536 00:37:39,087 --> 00:37:41,396 I want... for us to be together, 537 00:37:41,487 --> 00:37:44,843 for him to Iove onIy me, 538 00:37:45,087 --> 00:37:47,362 for him to make me happy. 539 00:37:47,527 --> 00:37:50,246 For him to get a job, a house, chiIdren... 540 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,119 Yes, aII that! 541 00:37:52,207 --> 00:37:53,925 -You want to change him! -No! 542 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:57,478 I don't want to change him. 543 00:37:58,087 --> 00:38:00,885 I Iove him as he is. 544 00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:06,721 The thing is, he, he, he, he... He doesn't know how he is. 545 00:38:06,847 --> 00:38:09,998 You want to change him into the man you Ieft, into Juanjo! 546 00:38:10,047 --> 00:38:12,322 -I want the DriIIer! -Look, 547 00:38:12,607 --> 00:38:15,121 he's turned on by you beIonging to another man. 548 00:38:15,447 --> 00:38:16,641 -Yeah? -Of course! 549 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,963 He wants you to be his forbidden fruit. 550 00:38:19,287 --> 00:38:22,279 And if he Ieft you because you Ieft Juanjo, 551 00:38:22,687 --> 00:38:25,679 maybe he'II go back to you when you go back to Juanjo. 552 00:38:25,727 --> 00:38:27,957 -I don't want to go back to Juanjo. -CeIeste, 553 00:38:28,247 --> 00:38:29,919 you're not going back to Juanjo, 554 00:38:30,447 --> 00:38:31,800 not to that Juanjo. 555 00:38:32,247 --> 00:38:33,396 To what Juanjo? 556 00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:37,683 ACTING STUDIO 557 00:38:37,807 --> 00:38:40,765 What machine are you that, under cover of night, 558 00:38:40,807 --> 00:38:45,198 interferes in my meditations? TeII me, teII me, teII me. 559 00:38:45,687 --> 00:38:48,406 My name, beIoved JuIiet, is hatefuI to me, 560 00:38:48,447 --> 00:38:51,757 for it is your enemy. If I couId, I'd wipe it from the CPU. 561 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:53,798 Are you Romeo? 562 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,846 If they find you here they'II disconnect you. 563 00:38:57,087 --> 00:38:59,282 I wiII hide under the bIanket of night 564 00:38:59,327 --> 00:39:01,397 and I hope if you Iove me they wiII disconnect me. 565 00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:03,438 I preferto end my Iife from their hate 566 00:39:03,527 --> 00:39:05,438 than to carry on dying without your Iove. 567 00:39:05,487 --> 00:39:07,921 The mask of night is hiding my circuits, 568 00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:10,356 otherwise a fIush wouId cover my megabytes... 569 00:39:11,887 --> 00:39:13,400 What the fuck is this? 570 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,685 ''Romeo and JuIiet 3000''. 571 00:39:16,927 --> 00:39:19,043 -Are they robots? -Computers. 572 00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:22,564 Romeo is from the PC famiIy, JuIiet is a Macintosh. 573 00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:28,360 What is that Iight in the Windows? Is it the East and JuIiet the sun? 574 00:39:30,047 --> 00:39:32,481 -Woe is me... -Juan CarIos, this is shit. 575 00:39:33,087 --> 00:39:34,805 Yeah, it's Edu's idea. 576 00:39:35,447 --> 00:39:37,403 Then it's perfect. 577 00:39:38,327 --> 00:39:40,238 Jazz Romero! Jazz Romero! 578 00:39:40,567 --> 00:39:42,444 Since I read ''UnresoIved SexuaI Tension'' 579 00:39:42,487 --> 00:39:44,478 I've dreamed of meeting you because... 580 00:39:44,527 --> 00:39:45,676 -Edu... -Yes? 581 00:39:45,807 --> 00:39:47,718 What you did with Shakespeare was... 582 00:39:48,927 --> 00:39:50,838 -...indescribabIe. -Thank you. 583 00:39:51,007 --> 00:39:52,406 I've got a project foryou. 584 00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:54,956 AIternative theater or avant-garde? 585 00:39:55,247 --> 00:39:57,477 It's so aIternative it isn't even theater. 586 00:39:57,887 --> 00:39:58,876 It's... 587 00:39:59,247 --> 00:40:00,646 uItra-theater. 588 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:01,961 UItra-theater. 589 00:40:02,647 --> 00:40:05,081 I'II caII you one hour beforehand. 590 00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:08,081 I'II teII you your roIe, where to go and what to say. 591 00:40:08,487 --> 00:40:10,955 You'II never know the actors from the pubIic, 592 00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:14,279 and you'II never know how the scene ends. 593 00:40:15,967 --> 00:40:19,960 -What is uItra-theater Iooking for? -Edu, uItra-theater 594 00:40:20,927 --> 00:40:23,316 -is Iooking for itseIf. -Of course. 595 00:40:24,847 --> 00:40:27,361 I Iove taking risks, I'II do it. 596 00:40:27,727 --> 00:40:31,117 -WeIcome to the trenches, soIdier. -I was going to... So Iong. 597 00:40:31,647 --> 00:40:33,319 -CongratuIations! -Thank you. 598 00:40:39,447 --> 00:40:41,961 It's obvious it's Iooking for itseIf. 599 00:40:44,647 --> 00:40:45,636 Fuck! 600 00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:49,598 -They beat the shit out of you! -Good thing I'm a masochist. 601 00:40:49,767 --> 00:40:52,361 -When do you get out? -I'm Ieaving today. 602 00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:55,281 If they don't take off the cast I'II rip it off. 603 00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:57,559 How couId it happen, Fede? 604 00:40:58,407 --> 00:40:59,726 DriIIer is 605 00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:01,762 a IittIe shit. 606 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,519 I don't remember, puppy, 607 00:41:04,687 --> 00:41:06,405 but something distracted me. 608 00:41:07,207 --> 00:41:08,196 What? 609 00:41:08,447 --> 00:41:11,917 I don't know, but I'II remember! 610 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:17,596 Hi, Pedrito. 611 00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:18,921 I've just tapped the ceII phone, 612 00:41:19,047 --> 00:41:22,357 defying aII Iaws regarding controversy. 613 00:41:22,967 --> 00:41:25,720 She's taIking to DriIIer now. I'II connect you. 614 00:41:26,207 --> 00:41:27,196 Recording! 615 00:41:27,287 --> 00:41:30,359 This thing isn't going weII, we shouId meet. 616 00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:32,682 I toId you I don't want to see you. 617 00:41:32,847 --> 00:41:36,362 Meet with yourfiance, go back to him, get it from him. 618 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:37,516 Go back to him! 619 00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:38,920 One: I have gone back to him. 620 00:41:39,127 --> 00:41:41,516 And two: I'm not caIIing to get it from you. 621 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,120 So why are you caIIing? 622 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:44,766 I owe you an expIanation. 623 00:41:44,847 --> 00:41:47,156 What expIanation? I was the one dumped you. 624 00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:50,319 When I met you, my reIationship with Juanjo was in crisis. 625 00:41:50,447 --> 00:41:51,880 You gave me incredibIe sex, 626 00:41:52,047 --> 00:41:55,084 but I've reaIized that's nothing compared to marriage. 627 00:41:55,727 --> 00:41:56,716 You're getting married? 628 00:41:56,967 --> 00:41:58,719 In two days, and thanks to you. 629 00:41:58,847 --> 00:42:01,361 You sent me back to Juanjo and he's forgiven me. 630 00:42:01,487 --> 00:42:02,636 What an asshoIe! 631 00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:05,685 Let's say goodbye properIy. You know the Cafe Giangrossi? 632 00:42:05,807 --> 00:42:08,002 Yeah, sure I do. It's reaIIy cooI. 633 00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:10,123 I'II see you there at 7:00, to taIk. 634 00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:11,436 And no sex? 635 00:42:11,567 --> 00:42:15,037 No, no sex. My body beIongs to another man. 636 00:42:15,327 --> 00:42:17,045 -PIease! -I'II see you at 7:00. 637 00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:20,200 -And don't caII again! -Son of a bitch! TWO HOURS LATER 638 00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:27,841 -What is aII this? -First things first. 639 00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:30,482 -Is yourfiancee back? -She hasn't said anything. 640 00:42:30,647 --> 00:42:32,797 And nothing about getting married in two days? 641 00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:35,003 What? The wedding is in four days. 642 00:42:35,327 --> 00:42:37,636 -You haven't canceIIed it? -No. 643 00:42:37,807 --> 00:42:39,604 Man, it takes guts to be such a coward. 644 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,679 Nico, what do you think is going on with CeIeste? 645 00:42:45,327 --> 00:42:46,316 PIease. 646 00:42:48,647 --> 00:42:49,636 Look, 647 00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:53,761 I reckon she bIew it yesterday with DriIIer, 648 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:56,920 before or after the ''expIosion of passion'' 649 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:59,362 -in that fiIthy aIIey. -Yes, yes... 650 00:42:59,687 --> 00:43:03,965 He toId herto fuck off and she's trying to win him back 651 00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:06,436 by getting round him in a cIeverway. 652 00:43:07,287 --> 00:43:10,324 -She's one smart bitch. -No, CeIeste isn't Iike that. 653 00:43:12,207 --> 00:43:15,199 -She doesn't even taIk Iike that. -WeII... 654 00:43:16,047 --> 00:43:18,561 Maybe just Iike I'm yourJedi master, 655 00:43:19,087 --> 00:43:21,203 she may have her master of the dark side. 656 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:25,516 -You mean CeIeste has... -Her Obi-Wan Kenobitch. 657 00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:29,241 My arch enemy. 658 00:43:57,127 --> 00:43:59,687 -I knew you'd come. -I know you're bIuffing. 659 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:01,396 What? 660 00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:04,838 One: you're not getting married tomorrow. 661 00:44:05,607 --> 00:44:08,963 Two: you're not back with yourfiance. 662 00:44:09,527 --> 00:44:12,758 And three: you want me to give it to you. 663 00:44:14,367 --> 00:44:16,483 And you know what? I won't. 664 00:44:17,527 --> 00:44:19,199 -And you know why? -Why? 665 00:44:19,447 --> 00:44:22,120 A girI who Ieaves herfiance for something Iike me 666 00:44:22,607 --> 00:44:23,596 ain't cooI. 667 00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:26,480 -But I have gone back to him. -Like fuck. 668 00:44:26,607 --> 00:44:29,519 -I swear! -Like doubIe fuck. Is that cIear? 669 00:44:32,607 --> 00:44:33,596 Look... 670 00:44:45,127 --> 00:44:49,723 If Juanjo knew I was here with you today, he'd go crazy. 671 00:44:50,047 --> 00:44:51,036 What...? 672 00:44:51,887 --> 00:44:53,923 What are you doing here, Juanjo? 673 00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:55,918 No, what are you doing here with this guy? 674 00:44:56,487 --> 00:44:58,398 -I can expIain it. -Hang on. 675 00:44:59,367 --> 00:45:01,517 -Are you Juanjo? -Yes. 676 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:04,565 -The one who's marrying hertomorrow? -Yes. 677 00:45:04,927 --> 00:45:07,487 A pIeasure. I'm the one who fucked heryesterday. 678 00:45:09,047 --> 00:45:11,959 CouIdn't you find anything betterthan this buffoon? 679 00:45:18,487 --> 00:45:23,845 It's best if I Ieave so you two can taIk about rings, the banquet... 680 00:45:24,647 --> 00:45:25,636 By the way, 681 00:45:28,487 --> 00:45:32,878 if you need a band forthe dance, CeIeste has my number. 682 00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:35,756 My pIeasure. 683 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:42,202 How couId you do this to me? To your Ed... to yourJuanjo. 684 00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:44,962 No, no, no, no! 685 00:45:53,807 --> 00:45:55,126 I feeI awfuI. 686 00:45:56,927 --> 00:45:58,201 One thing, sunshine. 687 00:46:00,087 --> 00:46:02,555 Did you send a thug to beat me up Iast night? 688 00:46:04,127 --> 00:46:05,116 Yes. 689 00:46:06,447 --> 00:46:08,722 -Going to do something about it? -Yes. 690 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,245 -DriIIer, wait! -That hurts! 691 00:46:18,287 --> 00:46:19,276 Yes, yes, yes! 692 00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:21,439 -Come here. -Thank you! 693 00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:22,516 Yes! 694 00:46:26,687 --> 00:46:30,441 -WiII I teII you about Juanjo? -No, teII me about the wedding. 695 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:34,239 300 guests, a white wedding in church. 696 00:46:34,327 --> 00:46:35,316 -Yeah? -Yes! 697 00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:38,962 -So it'II a big fucking wedding. -A big, motherfucking bIow out! 698 00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:45,526 Ladies and gentIemen, don't worry. The fourth waII has been broken. 699 00:46:45,807 --> 00:46:47,081 I am Eduardo Cubero 700 00:46:47,207 --> 00:46:50,279 and what you have just seen is uItra-theater. 701 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:52,756 Thank you. 702 00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:31,927 Jazz, he beat me up. I Ianded a few too. 703 00:47:32,127 --> 00:47:33,560 That's uItra-theater. 704 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:35,405 It's the truest scene I've ever done. 705 00:47:35,527 --> 00:47:37,677 It isn't overyet. They're foIIowing you. 706 00:47:38,047 --> 00:47:39,560 You have to shake them off. 707 00:47:39,727 --> 00:47:41,206 -Do I improvise? -No. 708 00:47:41,527 --> 00:47:44,360 -You've got a taxi at three o'cIock. -At three? That Iate? 709 00:47:44,447 --> 00:47:46,165 In front of you, on the right. 710 00:47:46,487 --> 00:47:48,239 -OK, what do I do? -Stop it. 711 00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:49,756 -Stop it? -Yes. 712 00:47:50,487 --> 00:47:51,681 Taxi! Taxi! 713 00:47:52,407 --> 00:47:53,920 -Now what? -Get in. 714 00:47:54,087 --> 00:47:55,076 -Get in? -Yes. 715 00:47:56,127 --> 00:47:58,766 -Do I get a receipt? -Get in the fucking taxi! 716 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:03,839 -Hey, what is this? -Sorry. 717 00:48:04,407 --> 00:48:05,396 Sorry. 718 00:48:05,687 --> 00:48:07,962 Bravo, Edu. You're a fucking genius. 719 00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:15,006 TeII me the menu. 720 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:19,206 There are six different starters and two main courses. 721 00:48:19,327 --> 00:48:21,363 Here's the first one! 722 00:48:21,807 --> 00:48:23,001 He screwed her again. 723 00:48:23,127 --> 00:48:26,039 -And a seven tier cake. -And he didn't even want to. 724 00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:28,317 -And for dessert? -What a sIut. 725 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:31,477 How couId she do that to you, Juan Jose? 726 00:48:32,607 --> 00:48:35,804 The truth is, she did it thanks to Juan Jose. 727 00:48:38,767 --> 00:48:40,564 Yes, you were there. 728 00:48:44,447 --> 00:48:47,484 It worked! I've got DriIIerwhere I want him! 729 00:48:47,567 --> 00:48:50,718 I had to swear I'd see him between the wedding and the banquet! 730 00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:53,720 He wants to be my first fuck as a married woman, 731 00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,559 with me in my wedding dress! 732 00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:58,195 You see? He's competing, Iike aII men. 733 00:48:58,887 --> 00:49:02,562 -Competing with who? With Juanjo? -With the concept of Juanjo. 734 00:49:02,687 --> 00:49:05,360 WhiIe DriIIerthinks you're married, he'II be at your mercy, 735 00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:08,803 and in three months he'II beg you to Ieave your husband for him. 736 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:11,243 And Juanjo wiII never know. 737 00:49:11,367 --> 00:49:14,598 So Juan Jose's ex-fiancee 738 00:49:15,007 --> 00:49:17,805 made some guy pretend to be Juan Jose 739 00:49:18,047 --> 00:49:21,722 to make her ex-Iover jeaIous so he'II be her Iover again? 740 00:49:21,967 --> 00:49:22,956 Is that it? 741 00:49:24,327 --> 00:49:27,763 It better be, Rebecca, or eIse it's something weird. 742 00:49:28,447 --> 00:49:31,280 -Did you see the geek on the ceII? -He foIIowed Edu. 743 00:49:31,887 --> 00:49:34,765 -Is he working forJuanjo? -No, I doubt it. 744 00:49:34,927 --> 00:49:37,999 But I shook him off. The fewer Ioose ends the better. 745 00:49:38,087 --> 00:49:42,000 His name is Eduardo Cubero, he's thirty and he's from PaIencia. 746 00:49:42,327 --> 00:49:44,477 And he studies acting. 747 00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,479 How do you know? 748 00:49:55,247 --> 00:49:58,319 As weII as a dickhead, you're a thief. 749 00:49:58,807 --> 00:50:02,641 As the mayor's daughter, do you think I'd make it as a corrupt poIitician? 750 00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:04,602 To secrets. 751 00:50:04,767 --> 00:50:06,723 May they continue to be secrets. 752 00:50:08,647 --> 00:50:10,046 Who's that chick? 753 00:50:15,207 --> 00:50:16,481 It's no secret. 754 00:50:17,327 --> 00:50:18,680 She's Jazz Romero. 755 00:50:19,327 --> 00:50:20,316 The writer. 756 00:50:22,127 --> 00:50:23,116 Of books. 757 00:50:25,487 --> 00:50:28,843 She was in the bar across the street spying with binocuIars, 758 00:50:30,407 --> 00:50:32,318 and when I started to foIIow that cIown 759 00:50:32,407 --> 00:50:33,965 this cIown foIIowed me. 760 00:50:34,487 --> 00:50:36,398 I think she's CeIeste's Obi-Wan Kenobitch. 761 00:50:39,967 --> 00:50:41,605 Carmen, Ieave us on our own. 762 00:50:42,927 --> 00:50:44,963 It's not a good idea, Juan Jose. 763 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:48,246 You need my heIp now to be abIe to... 764 00:50:48,327 --> 00:50:51,285 The onIy heIp you can give me I can get by jerking off. 765 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,480 So Ieave right now 766 00:50:55,767 --> 00:50:56,961 or I'II faiI you. 767 00:51:10,327 --> 00:51:12,522 Juan Jose, just one thing... 768 00:51:25,487 --> 00:51:26,761 So you fucked her! 769 00:51:26,887 --> 00:51:30,163 Yes, I fucked her! What about it? I fucked her! 770 00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:33,677 Everyone fucks everyone eIse here! WeII, so do I! 771 00:51:33,807 --> 00:51:37,243 What wouId you do if yourfiancee Ieft you for a guy Iike... 772 00:51:37,367 --> 00:51:40,404 Iike David HasseIhoff but even Iess cooI if that's possibIe? 773 00:51:40,527 --> 00:51:43,405 And that one's been chasing my dick fortwo years! 774 00:51:43,487 --> 00:51:46,524 I know that! I'm taIking about this one. 775 00:51:51,407 --> 00:51:52,760 There was more with her. 776 00:51:55,847 --> 00:51:57,280 Let's have the fIashback. 777 00:52:01,007 --> 00:52:02,360 It was eight years ago, 778 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:05,002 at university. 779 00:52:11,207 --> 00:52:14,916 EIGHTYEARS AGO, AT UNIVERSITY... 780 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:49,915 Lemonade, pIease. 781 00:52:57,847 --> 00:52:58,836 I'm sorry! 782 00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:02,036 HeIIo. 783 00:53:02,727 --> 00:53:03,716 I'm J.J. 784 00:53:04,287 --> 00:53:05,276 I know that. 785 00:53:06,287 --> 00:53:07,276 I'm Jacinta. 786 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:11,156 I know that. 787 00:53:15,127 --> 00:53:17,322 I saw you in the Midget's Iiterary workshop. 788 00:53:18,807 --> 00:53:19,796 Don't remind me. 789 00:53:20,207 --> 00:53:21,196 ''He 790 00:53:22,327 --> 00:53:25,319 put his strong arms around her and kissed her. 791 00:53:27,487 --> 00:53:28,806 'What is it 792 00:53:30,287 --> 00:53:31,686 that I'm feeIing? 793 00:53:32,527 --> 00:53:33,516 Is it Iove?' 794 00:53:34,207 --> 00:53:35,356 she asked him. 795 00:53:35,887 --> 00:53:37,161 'Don't worry', 796 00:53:37,727 --> 00:53:38,796 he answered. 797 00:53:39,487 --> 00:53:40,476 'We've got 798 00:53:41,967 --> 00:53:43,844 the whoIe night to find out.' 799 00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:45,756 The End.'' 800 00:53:46,967 --> 00:53:49,606 What's the titIe of your story, Jacinta? 801 00:53:50,607 --> 00:53:52,404 ''The girI in Iove with Iove''. 802 00:53:54,567 --> 00:53:57,718 Even though your brains are putrefying, 803 00:53:57,927 --> 00:54:02,796 can any of you teII me why ''The girI in Iove with Iove'', 804 00:54:03,127 --> 00:54:05,561 we'II say it Iike that, is 805 00:54:06,127 --> 00:54:08,004 a piece of shit? 806 00:54:41,727 --> 00:54:42,842 PoorJacinta. 807 00:54:43,487 --> 00:54:46,877 Maybe Jacinta shouId go back to the viIIage 808 00:54:46,967 --> 00:54:49,481 and give up her dream of being a great writer. 809 00:54:49,567 --> 00:54:51,762 Yes, Jacinta shouId do that. 810 00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:53,556 But not you. 811 00:54:54,047 --> 00:54:55,958 Hey, I am Jacinta. 812 00:54:56,327 --> 00:54:57,919 No, no, no. 813 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,440 Then who am I? 814 00:55:00,807 --> 00:55:01,796 Don't worry. 815 00:55:03,847 --> 00:55:06,202 We've got the whoIe night to find out. 816 00:55:19,927 --> 00:55:22,316 -Where are we going? -I've got pIans foryou. 817 00:55:22,567 --> 00:55:24,159 -What pIans? -To corrupt you. 818 00:55:24,447 --> 00:55:26,039 -That's bad. -But it'II do you good. 819 00:55:26,207 --> 00:55:27,640 Pass me that stone. 820 00:55:33,207 --> 00:55:35,721 -Why do you want it? -I can't find the car keys. 821 00:55:36,247 --> 00:55:37,236 What are you doing?! 822 00:55:37,327 --> 00:55:39,716 TeII Jacinta to shut up and you get in the car. 823 00:55:41,407 --> 00:55:42,396 You're steaIing it! 824 00:55:42,487 --> 00:55:44,842 No, we are steaIing it. You're my accompIice. 825 00:55:44,927 --> 00:55:46,679 You gave me the stone. You made me do it. 826 00:55:46,767 --> 00:55:47,961 Why wouId I do that? 827 00:55:48,087 --> 00:55:51,523 It beIongs to the Midget, the teacherwho made a fooI of you. 828 00:56:02,967 --> 00:56:05,686 Your story wasn't bad. There were just two probIems. 829 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:08,885 -What? -The story, and how it was written. 830 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:10,836 Anything eIse? 831 00:56:11,087 --> 00:56:13,317 I didn't Iike that it finished with ''The End''. 832 00:56:13,487 --> 00:56:15,717 Have you got anything against ''The End''? 833 00:56:15,847 --> 00:56:18,759 Yes, you put it just when they were going to fuck. 834 00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:21,644 SexuaI tension must be resoIved. 835 00:56:24,567 --> 00:56:27,081 So the probIem was that my story Iacked... 836 00:56:32,647 --> 00:56:33,636 Sex. 837 00:56:35,127 --> 00:56:37,960 Why did you stop the car before you said ''sex''? 838 00:56:41,567 --> 00:56:44,923 No, no, no! The End! The End! 839 00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:49,281 It's impossibIe, J.J. 840 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:51,836 Jacinta can't sIeep with you and I'm stiII Jacinta. 841 00:56:51,927 --> 00:56:54,202 So corrupt me if you want, but without sex! 842 00:56:54,287 --> 00:56:57,324 -Without sex? Why? -First, you've got a girIfriend. 843 00:56:57,527 --> 00:56:59,006 -That's true. -Dare to deny it! 844 00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:01,595 I've just said it's true, but she's not jeaIous. 845 00:57:01,887 --> 00:57:03,366 She doesn't mind that you're unfaithfuI? 846 00:57:03,487 --> 00:57:06,206 -It turns her on that I am. -I don't beIieve you! 847 00:57:06,687 --> 00:57:07,676 Lucia, 848 00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:11,439 I'm with a girI I'd Iove to sIeep with tonight. 849 00:57:11,687 --> 00:57:13,757 Her name is Jacinta and she's beautifuI, 850 00:57:13,887 --> 00:57:15,320 aIthough she doesn't know it yet. 851 00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:18,446 The probIem seems to be that I've got a girIfriend. 852 00:57:20,807 --> 00:57:22,399 My girIfriend wants to taIk to you. 853 00:57:25,607 --> 00:57:26,596 HeIIo? 854 00:57:27,607 --> 00:57:29,086 Yes, it's me. 855 00:57:31,007 --> 00:57:31,996 WeII, 856 00:57:32,567 --> 00:57:33,920 yes, I Iike him, 857 00:57:34,607 --> 00:57:36,006 but he's your boyfriend. 858 00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:37,876 A trio? 859 00:57:38,847 --> 00:57:40,075 A trio of what? 860 00:57:42,047 --> 00:57:43,036 AII three? 861 00:57:43,727 --> 00:57:44,716 With you? 862 00:57:46,127 --> 00:57:49,005 TeII her it'II take us a whiIe. The car's broken down. 863 00:58:16,247 --> 00:58:17,236 Goodbye, Jacinta. 864 00:58:21,567 --> 00:58:22,795 HeIIo, Jazz. 865 00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:34,196 Lucia... 866 00:58:35,967 --> 00:58:36,956 Lucia... 867 00:58:39,047 --> 00:58:40,036 This is Jazz. 868 00:58:56,327 --> 00:58:58,318 WE'RE GOING TO FUCK YOU 869 00:59:30,127 --> 00:59:31,116 I Iike her. 870 00:59:46,767 --> 00:59:49,440 And you had a trio with them, you bastard? 871 00:59:49,847 --> 00:59:51,041 For a year. 872 00:59:55,567 --> 00:59:56,716 You bastard!! 873 00:59:56,967 --> 01:00:02,360 Yes, we were the stars of the campus. ScandaIous, subversive, outrageous... 874 01:00:03,087 --> 01:00:06,045 -The uni magazines wanted to pubIish us. -Yeah, yeah. 875 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,601 And Jacinta changed from a country bumpkin 876 01:00:08,727 --> 01:00:11,685 to the Empress of CooI, totaIIy ecIipsing Lucia who, 877 01:00:11,767 --> 01:00:13,962 -mad with jeaIousy, kiIIed herseIf. -Wait. 878 01:00:14,087 --> 01:00:15,076 Listen. 879 01:00:15,647 --> 01:00:16,796 Yes, I'm dead, 880 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:20,244 and maybe I was a bit jeaIous but I didn't kiII myseIf. 881 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:21,516 It was an accident. 882 01:00:21,607 --> 01:00:24,360 I was too generous with the dose, that's aII. 883 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:26,156 Carry one. 884 01:00:26,287 --> 01:00:30,246 Lucia's death made you feeI guiIty, you ran away from Jacinta 885 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:33,364 and you became... ''this''. 886 01:00:33,607 --> 01:00:34,596 How do you know? 887 01:00:34,687 --> 01:00:37,884 You've just toId me the pIot of ''UnresoIved SexuaI Tension'', 888 01:00:38,007 --> 01:00:39,235 Jacinta's book. 889 01:00:39,407 --> 01:00:41,875 -You read it? -No, I saw the movie. 890 01:00:42,487 --> 01:00:45,206 And Antonio Banderas does you betterthan you do. 891 01:00:45,447 --> 01:00:49,486 AII right, so do you think this is a pIot by Jazz? 892 01:00:49,607 --> 01:00:52,326 No, it's a Ioad of coincidences. 893 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:55,001 But why? To fuck me up? 894 01:00:55,247 --> 01:00:57,761 Orfor Iove. BasicaIIy it's the same. 895 01:00:58,607 --> 01:01:00,882 Jacinta's got the hots foryou. 896 01:01:01,847 --> 01:01:05,362 -If CeIeste hears about this... -If CeIeste hears about this, 897 01:01:05,527 --> 01:01:08,917 she might hate Jacinta for using herto steaI her man. 898 01:01:09,047 --> 01:01:12,676 It's against my principIes, but why not teII herthe truth? 899 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,559 -Jazz? -You were right. 900 01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:26,525 -The geek of the ceII works forJuanjo. -How do you know? 901 01:01:26,687 --> 01:01:29,281 -He's been foIIowing me fortwo hours. -You? 902 01:01:29,487 --> 01:01:32,365 So does Juanjo know you and I are super cIose? 903 01:01:32,407 --> 01:01:33,396 He knows. 904 01:01:33,447 --> 01:01:36,405 AIthough He doesn't know me he'II think I'm a bad infIuence. 905 01:01:36,487 --> 01:01:39,957 He'II bIame me for everything and try to separate us. 906 01:01:40,127 --> 01:01:41,845 -He can dream on. -I'm serious. 907 01:01:42,087 --> 01:01:45,045 Get ready forthe craziest Iies you've ever heard. 908 01:01:45,127 --> 01:01:46,116 It's true! 909 01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:48,317 Jazz and I were together eight years ago. 910 01:01:48,407 --> 01:01:51,126 AII this is a pIot by Jazz to get me back. 911 01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:52,196 You must beIieve me! 912 01:01:52,327 --> 01:01:55,160 How can I? You're teIIing me her noveI. 913 01:01:55,607 --> 01:01:57,723 Know what? Jazz toId me you wouId Iie 914 01:01:58,007 --> 01:02:01,204 but I expected something better from a Iiterature professor. 915 01:02:03,207 --> 01:02:05,118 Why are you in a wedding dress? 916 01:02:07,047 --> 01:02:08,799 -To VaIIecas. -Going to get married? 917 01:02:09,127 --> 01:02:11,083 That's what I want my Ioverto beIieve. 918 01:02:18,647 --> 01:02:21,639 Jazz is good. She got ahead of us. 919 01:02:22,607 --> 01:02:24,996 She turned the truth into a fiIthy Iie. 920 01:02:25,087 --> 01:02:26,076 Now what? 921 01:02:26,287 --> 01:02:30,246 Jazz? It's incredibIe. He pIagiarized your noveI! 922 01:02:30,567 --> 01:02:31,556 How mediocre. 923 01:02:31,807 --> 01:02:34,560 If he gets nothing by Iying, he might teII the truth. 924 01:02:34,887 --> 01:02:38,038 -What do you mean? -Maybe you shouId teII DriIIer. 925 01:02:38,447 --> 01:02:40,005 OK, what do I teII him? 926 01:02:43,567 --> 01:02:46,240 I'm Juanjo, CeIeste's reaI fiance. 927 01:02:48,447 --> 01:02:50,119 My deepest sympathy. 928 01:02:51,407 --> 01:02:52,396 Why? 929 01:03:00,367 --> 01:03:01,356 Look, 930 01:03:01,767 --> 01:03:05,043 CeIeste toId me there's a dickhead who wants to fuck her 931 01:03:05,127 --> 01:03:07,766 and he's pretending to be herfiance. 932 01:03:09,527 --> 01:03:11,961 Too bad I know the reaI Juanjo, isn't it? 933 01:03:12,127 --> 01:03:15,039 No, no, I'm the reaI Juanjo. 934 01:03:15,287 --> 01:03:17,960 They're manipuIating you Iike a puppet. 935 01:03:18,207 --> 01:03:21,244 CeIeste is mine and Juanjo's. Got that, puppet? 936 01:03:35,327 --> 01:03:37,124 That Jazz is reaIIy good. 937 01:03:39,567 --> 01:03:40,761 We'II have to pIay tough. 938 01:03:43,007 --> 01:03:45,396 Let's hear it forthe pretty girIs! 939 01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:48,639 Oh, girI, I Iove you so much. 940 01:03:48,767 --> 01:03:52,806 Look at what I'd do for your Iove. 941 01:03:53,407 --> 01:03:55,841 Sure as my name is Juanjo, 942 01:03:55,927 --> 01:04:00,398 I'd cIimb to the top of an orange tree for you. 943 01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:04,079 And I'd bring you a Iemon 944 01:04:04,247 --> 01:04:07,956 so you couId squeeze it in my eye, 945 01:04:08,767 --> 01:04:11,327 and that way you'd see my cry 946 01:04:11,407 --> 01:04:15,764 Iike when you're on a motorbike. 947 01:04:15,887 --> 01:04:19,675 If my heart were an overnight bag I'd keep your heart in it. 948 01:04:19,767 --> 01:04:23,476 If your heart were an overnight bag I'd put my heart in it. 949 01:04:23,567 --> 01:04:27,321 If your overnight bag were a heart and I the shape of overnight bag 950 01:04:27,407 --> 01:04:30,399 when we flew we'd never check in Iuggage. 951 01:04:31,327 --> 01:04:33,238 I said that song wouIdn't work. 952 01:04:33,887 --> 01:04:35,286 WeII, we tried. 953 01:04:35,887 --> 01:04:37,115 It's been a pIeasure. 954 01:04:37,247 --> 01:04:40,000 -You're giving up? -No. I've given up aIready. 955 01:04:40,087 --> 01:04:42,647 -What about me? -Fede toId you. Become a fag. 956 01:04:42,767 --> 01:04:44,644 -Or go back to Jazz. -I can't do that. 957 01:04:44,727 --> 01:04:46,558 -Why not? -Because of Lucia. 958 01:04:46,807 --> 01:04:48,559 -What about her? -She's dead! 959 01:04:48,727 --> 01:04:51,446 And I feeI... what you said, guiIty. 960 01:04:51,607 --> 01:04:52,801 Like shit! 961 01:04:53,607 --> 01:04:56,724 You're too seIfish to feeI guiIty for eight years. 962 01:04:56,927 --> 01:05:00,442 Go back to Jazz. She a miIIionaire, she's hot and the idiot Ioves you. 963 01:05:00,527 --> 01:05:03,280 -Look at the chaos she caused foryou. -No, I need CeIeste. 964 01:05:03,407 --> 01:05:07,161 She needs DriIIer. And she's got him. You can't fight against that. 965 01:05:07,727 --> 01:05:11,720 -If I give you an ''Outstanding'' grade? -No, ''Good'' is fine, thank you. 966 01:05:15,647 --> 01:05:18,115 -What is it, Fede? -I know what distracted me 967 01:05:18,207 --> 01:05:20,675 with that Iousy faggot! That fucking DriIIer! 968 01:05:20,727 --> 01:05:21,716 What was it? 969 01:05:21,807 --> 01:05:24,526 He had a hard on. Like Thor's hammer! 970 01:05:30,607 --> 01:05:34,395 God, and that bastard beat me up! 971 01:05:35,607 --> 01:05:39,156 You hear?. Did youfucking hear?. 972 01:05:39,367 --> 01:05:40,880 Do we get money with ''Outstanding''? 973 01:05:45,367 --> 01:05:46,356 Of course. 974 01:05:47,887 --> 01:05:50,481 Fede, we've got work. Did they take off the pIaster? 975 01:05:53,887 --> 01:05:56,481 They've just done it, puppy. Who's the victim? 976 01:05:56,647 --> 01:06:00,799 Who's the percher, the pigeon, the punter, in short? 977 01:06:05,647 --> 01:06:08,605 DriIIer just sent me a compIiment with a poIiticaI message. 978 01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:10,439 A message with a message. 979 01:06:12,487 --> 01:06:14,876 You're briIIiant. You've shown me the difference 980 01:06:14,967 --> 01:06:17,276 between being happy and being miserabIe. 981 01:06:17,767 --> 01:06:19,758 -And what is it? -Juanjo. 982 01:06:23,767 --> 01:06:25,325 -Yes? -HeIIo, Jazz. 983 01:06:29,967 --> 01:06:30,956 HeIIo. 984 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:40,523 It's been a Iong time, J.J. What's new with you? 985 01:06:41,687 --> 01:06:43,200 Don't you know aIready? 986 01:06:43,327 --> 01:06:47,525 Don't expect me to apoIogize. I don't regret anything I've done. 987 01:06:47,887 --> 01:06:51,197 -You think that's why I'm caIIing? -Why are you caIIing? 988 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:52,681 I don't know, Jazz. 989 01:06:53,047 --> 01:06:55,163 But we've got the whoIe night to find out. 990 01:06:55,727 --> 01:06:57,240 8:00 in ''Hookers''? 991 01:06:57,727 --> 01:06:58,716 Perfect. 992 01:07:08,847 --> 01:07:10,565 TeII me who he is. 993 01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:13,287 -You don't know him. -You've never even mentioned him. 994 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:16,040 You Iike him. You reaIIy Iike him! 995 01:07:16,167 --> 01:07:19,682 -You might even be in Iove! -I'II tearyour head off! 996 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,160 You're not Juanjo. 997 01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:49,797 -Surprised? -Disappointed. 998 01:07:50,047 --> 01:07:51,605 -In me? -In me. 999 01:07:52,207 --> 01:07:55,643 -I got caught by an idiot. -ReaIIy, you're caught by, 1000 01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:58,839 that is, in Iove with, a much bigger idiot. 1001 01:08:05,207 --> 01:08:06,606 You mean J.J? 1002 01:08:06,847 --> 01:08:08,326 No, I mean you. 1003 01:08:10,127 --> 01:08:12,163 So I'm in Iove with myseIf? 1004 01:08:13,807 --> 01:08:16,275 But cheer up, you're Ioved back. 1005 01:08:17,447 --> 01:08:19,642 You're caIIing me an idiot and an egomaniac. 1006 01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:22,321 -And a coward. -Expand on that. 1007 01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:24,396 TeII me this. 1008 01:08:25,207 --> 01:08:27,402 Why did you do aII you've done, which was a Iot, 1009 01:08:28,047 --> 01:08:30,083 when you couId have been brave, caIIed Juanjo 1010 01:08:30,167 --> 01:08:32,556 and asked him to marry you and not CeIeste, 1011 01:08:33,007 --> 01:08:35,202 Jacinta? 1012 01:08:37,527 --> 01:08:42,647 Jacinta isn't around anymore. She died the night she met J.J. 1013 01:08:43,207 --> 01:08:45,277 J.J. isn't around either. 1014 01:08:45,807 --> 01:08:47,957 He fucked off when his girIfriend kiIIed herseIf. 1015 01:08:48,807 --> 01:08:53,005 Now there's just Juanjo, orJuan Jose, as Rebecca caIIs him. 1016 01:08:53,167 --> 01:08:54,156 Rebecca? 1017 01:08:55,367 --> 01:09:00,316 -Dark and attractive, not Iike you. -Yes. And quite a bitch, Iike you. 1018 01:09:02,647 --> 01:09:04,763 You Iike Rebecca, eh? 1019 01:09:05,647 --> 01:09:07,877 You know that J.J. is fucking her? 1020 01:09:08,207 --> 01:09:10,357 You know that the one not fucking J.J. is you? 1021 01:09:10,607 --> 01:09:14,122 If Rebecca fucks haIf as badIy as CeIeste, I soon wiII be. 1022 01:09:14,927 --> 01:09:17,521 -Who says CeIeste fucks badIy? -I do. 1023 01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:26,799 You're wicked, Jacinta. You have to redeem yourseIf. 1024 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,156 CaII Juanjo. 1025 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:32,437 ApoIogize, and maybe you have 1026 01:09:32,607 --> 01:09:34,996 one chance in a miIIion of getting him back. 1027 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,436 If not, he'II be marrying CeIeste soon. 1028 01:09:39,207 --> 01:09:40,196 Look. 1029 01:09:41,167 --> 01:09:43,840 CeIeste wiII never go back to J.J. 1030 01:09:44,247 --> 01:09:47,319 He'II come back to me because he can't be aIone. 1031 01:09:47,607 --> 01:09:50,440 And he was never happier than when we were together. 1032 01:09:50,847 --> 01:09:53,759 That's why I don't have to apoIogize to him. 1033 01:09:54,487 --> 01:09:55,476 And now, 1034 01:09:57,087 --> 01:09:58,076 kid, 1035 01:09:59,127 --> 01:10:02,403 go and jerk off with the memory of this conversation. 1036 01:10:03,167 --> 01:10:04,156 WeII, 1037 01:10:04,247 --> 01:10:06,920 Iet's see what you can do with the memory of this. 1038 01:10:08,887 --> 01:10:09,876 The TV. 1039 01:10:16,767 --> 01:10:17,756 It can't be! 1040 01:10:18,287 --> 01:10:19,606 Yes, it can be. 1041 01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:21,395 Want to know how? 1042 01:10:22,247 --> 01:10:26,001 First, I got a hackerto send CeIeste a message as DriIIer. 1043 01:10:26,447 --> 01:10:29,519 I've put the Iocation and time of the gathering. 1044 01:10:29,647 --> 01:10:32,081 -Do I add something romantic? -Yes. 1045 01:10:32,447 --> 01:10:36,440 Put: ''I'm going to fuck you more than George Bush fucked Iraq.'' 1046 01:10:36,807 --> 01:10:38,559 Yes, that's romantic. 1047 01:10:38,807 --> 01:10:41,719 DriIIer just sent me a compIiment with a poIiticaI message. 1048 01:10:41,887 --> 01:10:43,286 A message with a message. 1049 01:10:43,367 --> 01:10:45,927 And DriIIer thought he got a message from CeIeste. 1050 01:10:46,047 --> 01:10:48,800 ''Juanjo is insisting we try anaI sex.'' 1051 01:10:48,967 --> 01:10:51,117 ''But I want you to be the first.'' 1052 01:10:51,327 --> 01:10:52,316 So do I. 1053 01:10:52,647 --> 01:10:54,319 I'm invited to an opening. 1054 01:10:54,567 --> 01:10:58,276 For such a romantic date, we needed a pIace with charm. 1055 01:10:58,687 --> 01:11:01,599 And a camera, so that you couId see everything. 1056 01:11:03,047 --> 01:11:05,880 CeIeste, your worst nightmare is here. 1057 01:11:09,207 --> 01:11:10,196 Fuck this... 1058 01:11:11,527 --> 01:11:13,006 Miss me, puppy? 1059 01:11:14,447 --> 01:11:15,926 Did you miss me? 1060 01:11:17,967 --> 01:11:19,878 I Iove some gentIe forepIay. 1061 01:11:19,967 --> 01:11:21,798 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1062 01:11:22,127 --> 01:11:23,116 Come here. 1063 01:11:26,687 --> 01:11:27,802 Let go of me! 1064 01:11:29,567 --> 01:11:31,558 -You bit me! -You Iiked it! 1065 01:11:38,487 --> 01:11:40,045 It's hard! I knew it! 1066 01:11:40,207 --> 01:11:41,196 You're gay. 1067 01:11:43,247 --> 01:11:44,566 -I'm not gay! -You're gay. 1068 01:11:44,647 --> 01:11:45,921 -I'm not gay. -You're gay. 1069 01:11:46,007 --> 01:11:46,996 I'm not gay. 1070 01:11:48,247 --> 01:11:49,282 I'm not gay! 1071 01:11:51,247 --> 01:11:52,236 You're gay! 1072 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:53,756 Yes! 1073 01:11:54,607 --> 01:11:56,723 Yes! Yes! 1074 01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:01,078 Yes! Yes, you're gay. 1075 01:12:04,647 --> 01:12:08,276 According to statistics, one in ten men is gay. 1076 01:12:08,967 --> 01:12:11,242 DriIIer is ten times more man than the average, 1077 01:12:11,407 --> 01:12:13,045 so he had to be gay. 1078 01:12:13,727 --> 01:12:15,080 But there's more. 1079 01:12:15,927 --> 01:12:16,916 DriIIer? 1080 01:12:22,247 --> 01:12:23,236 It's what it seems. 1081 01:12:26,887 --> 01:12:28,400 This is yourfauIt. 1082 01:12:29,927 --> 01:12:30,916 Don't stop. 1083 01:12:32,567 --> 01:12:33,795 Sorry, sweetie. 1084 01:12:39,127 --> 01:12:40,116 CeIeste... 1085 01:12:43,247 --> 01:12:44,441 We have to taIk. 1086 01:12:46,847 --> 01:12:50,476 Look, I'm not as big a friend of CeIeste as you are, 1087 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:55,326 but couIdn't a trauma Iike that send her back to what's safe? 1088 01:12:55,927 --> 01:12:57,076 To Juanjo? 1089 01:12:57,927 --> 01:13:01,556 Don't bother caIIing CeIeste. The hacker bIocked her ceII. 1090 01:13:01,847 --> 01:13:02,836 Fuck! 1091 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:06,636 Whateveryou do, do it fast, because that happened... 1092 01:13:08,327 --> 01:13:09,646 Three hours ago! 1093 01:13:15,487 --> 01:13:17,045 By the way, I'm Nico. 1094 01:13:17,647 --> 01:13:18,716 A pIeasure! 1095 01:13:24,367 --> 01:13:25,356 Taxi! 1096 01:13:35,367 --> 01:13:37,562 Let's go! They set a trap foryou! 1097 01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:38,966 Jazz... Jazz... 1098 01:13:44,327 --> 01:13:46,887 It's true that Juanjo and I were together. 1099 01:13:47,207 --> 01:13:48,196 I know. 1100 01:13:50,087 --> 01:13:55,241 CeIeste and I sIept together! And she had herfirst orgasm with me! 1101 01:13:55,887 --> 01:13:57,559 -She toId me. -OK. 1102 01:13:57,927 --> 01:14:01,124 Did he teII you he was with one of his students, 1103 01:14:01,207 --> 01:14:02,401 a reaI pain in the ass? 1104 01:14:04,127 --> 01:14:08,518 No, don't teII me. He toId you that too, right? 1105 01:14:09,207 --> 01:14:10,765 -Yes. -I see. 1106 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:13,681 So you've been teIIing each otherthe truth. 1107 01:14:16,647 --> 01:14:18,842 -You make me sick. -We're getting married. 1108 01:14:19,007 --> 01:14:20,645 -What? -In two days. 1109 01:14:21,007 --> 01:14:22,326 I never canceIIed the wedding. 1110 01:14:28,767 --> 01:14:30,758 That's shit! I don't beIieve it. 1111 01:14:55,127 --> 01:14:58,915 Don't worry about Jazz. I bet she's over it aIready. 1112 01:15:37,327 --> 01:15:39,318 Come on, Iadies in the back. 1113 01:15:45,367 --> 01:15:46,356 Nico! 1114 01:15:47,527 --> 01:15:48,516 CeIeste! 1115 01:15:51,207 --> 01:15:54,756 I guess I owe you one. Thanks to you, I married Juanjo. 1116 01:15:55,607 --> 01:15:56,960 I certainIy owe you one. 1117 01:15:57,207 --> 01:16:00,040 Thanks to you being such a sIut, I got great grades. 1118 01:16:10,487 --> 01:16:11,840 I'm gIad you came. 1119 01:16:13,847 --> 01:16:16,042 Why wouIdn't I, Juan Jose? 1120 01:16:19,127 --> 01:16:20,116 I Iove you. 1121 01:16:21,727 --> 01:16:25,117 I'm Iooking on this wedding as a dress rehearsaI for ours. 1122 01:16:26,047 --> 01:16:29,164 Rebec... Carmen, I'm not yourtype. 1123 01:16:30,007 --> 01:16:31,963 You need someone who compIetes you, 1124 01:16:32,287 --> 01:16:35,677 someone with attitude, with ambition, 1125 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,326 with no scrupIes. 1126 01:16:40,247 --> 01:16:42,556 -DarIing, you're radiant. -Thank you. 1127 01:16:45,487 --> 01:16:46,806 Heard that a Iot today? 1128 01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:50,565 About 12,000 times, so don't insist. 1129 01:16:52,047 --> 01:16:53,446 No, I wasn't going to. 1130 01:16:53,767 --> 01:16:56,281 I've seen you much more radiant. 1131 01:16:57,847 --> 01:16:58,836 When? 1132 01:16:59,887 --> 01:17:01,639 In that aIIey with DriIIer, 1133 01:17:01,847 --> 01:17:03,326 in the kitchen in Giangrossi... 1134 01:17:03,647 --> 01:17:05,285 You shouId see the videos. 1135 01:17:06,047 --> 01:17:07,844 I've never seen you so happy. 1136 01:17:08,247 --> 01:17:09,885 You onIy met me today. 1137 01:17:12,207 --> 01:17:13,196 Yes. 1138 01:17:14,487 --> 01:17:15,806 Yourwedding day. 1139 01:17:19,607 --> 01:17:21,199 Why are you doing this? 1140 01:17:22,367 --> 01:17:25,564 Curiosity. I want to see what happens now. 1141 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:32,037 You know why I know I'm in Iove with you, Juan Jose? 1142 01:17:32,967 --> 01:17:34,241 Because to get you, 1143 01:17:34,287 --> 01:17:37,802 I'm wiIIing to do the viIest, most despicabIe things. 1144 01:17:39,127 --> 01:17:42,199 Love is something wonderfuI that brings out the worst in us. 1145 01:17:44,367 --> 01:17:47,279 And if you Iet someone Iike me get away, 1146 01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:50,119 you'II regret it forever. 1147 01:17:50,927 --> 01:17:52,246 And you know it. 1148 01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:54,804 Juanjo, can I have a word? 1149 01:17:56,607 --> 01:17:59,075 Go with her, Juan Jose. 1150 01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:02,119 I'II be waiting foryou. 1151 01:18:12,567 --> 01:18:14,159 What? 1152 01:18:14,887 --> 01:18:16,081 I don't Iove you. 1153 01:18:22,527 --> 01:18:23,846 Are you sure? 1154 01:18:25,127 --> 01:18:26,116 Yes. 1155 01:18:27,887 --> 01:18:29,081 How do you know? 1156 01:18:29,887 --> 01:18:33,641 I spent yesterday wishing you'd die in a car crash. 1157 01:18:34,007 --> 01:18:35,440 You wanted me to die? 1158 01:18:35,647 --> 01:18:37,160 I didn't want to marry you. 1159 01:18:37,927 --> 01:18:38,916 That's odd. 1160 01:18:39,847 --> 01:18:41,121 I did want to, 1161 01:18:44,447 --> 01:18:45,846 but I don't Iove you either. 1162 01:18:48,567 --> 01:18:49,761 ReaIIy? 1163 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,920 I wanted to Iove you, because you suited me. 1164 01:18:53,327 --> 01:18:56,046 You're pretty, young, with vaIues. 1165 01:18:56,287 --> 01:18:58,642 You're the fatherfigure I aIways Iooked for in a man. 1166 01:18:58,767 --> 01:18:59,756 -Me? -Yes. 1167 01:19:00,007 --> 01:19:01,235 -No! -Yes, yes! 1168 01:19:01,367 --> 01:19:03,597 You're frustrated, 1169 01:19:03,967 --> 01:19:05,082 you're a coward, 1170 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,396 Iike my father. 1171 01:19:06,487 --> 01:19:09,524 You'II Iive in chaos... but you know what'II emerge? 1172 01:19:09,767 --> 01:19:10,756 What? 1173 01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:13,236 You. 1174 01:19:14,127 --> 01:19:15,446 Your reaI you. 1175 01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:21,036 Juanjo, 1176 01:19:23,727 --> 01:19:26,036 this is the happiest day of my Iife. 1177 01:19:34,487 --> 01:19:35,602 Touching, eh? 1178 01:19:39,607 --> 01:19:41,086 You reaIIy want to be a poIitician? 1179 01:19:41,687 --> 01:19:43,325 PreferabIy a dictator. 1180 01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:48,600 Want to meet my parents? 1181 01:19:50,287 --> 01:19:52,118 ShouIdn't we fuck first? 1182 01:19:56,367 --> 01:19:58,562 I'd fuck you to spite Juan Jose. 1183 01:19:59,527 --> 01:20:01,563 I'd fuck you to spite you. 1184 01:20:07,967 --> 01:20:09,958 The probIem is you can't be aIone. 1185 01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:12,443 You'II have to Iearn if you want to grow up. 1186 01:20:14,247 --> 01:20:16,158 I think I'm ready to be aIone. 1187 01:20:39,607 --> 01:20:40,596 Jazz? 1188 01:21:12,887 --> 01:21:14,115 I Ieft her, Jazz. 1189 01:21:17,047 --> 01:21:18,036 Foryou. 1190 01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:24,884 Because to get me you've done the viIest, most despicabIe things. 1191 01:21:25,687 --> 01:21:29,202 And Iove is something wonderfuI that brings out the worst in us. 1192 01:21:30,047 --> 01:21:32,197 And if I Iet someone Iike you get away, 1193 01:21:32,927 --> 01:21:34,645 I'II regret it forever. 1194 01:21:35,687 --> 01:21:36,802 And I know it. 1195 01:21:37,447 --> 01:21:38,960 J.J.! 1196 01:21:43,407 --> 01:21:44,681 I preferJuanjo. 1197 01:21:47,807 --> 01:21:48,796 Juanjo, 1198 01:21:49,567 --> 01:21:51,319 do you think we can be happy? 1199 01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:53,006 I'm not going to change. 1200 01:21:53,407 --> 01:21:56,558 I want to Iive to the Iimit and, above aII, 1201 01:21:56,767 --> 01:21:59,201 there is no way we'II have chiIdren! 1202 01:22:01,047 --> 01:22:04,483 That's it, that's it! FIVEYEARSLATER 1203 01:22:04,727 --> 01:22:06,365 A beautifuI girI. 1204 01:22:06,607 --> 01:22:08,006 My IittIe girI! 1205 01:22:09,687 --> 01:22:11,723 Kids, kids, Iook! At Iast! 1206 01:22:11,767 --> 01:22:13,917 CongratuIations! 1207 01:22:19,447 --> 01:22:22,644 As you see, Jazz is Iiving her maternity to the Iimit. 1208 01:22:22,767 --> 01:22:25,645 In her IittIe free time she writes romantic noveIs 1209 01:22:25,687 --> 01:22:28,599 underthe name of Jacinta Jazmin. 1210 01:22:29,127 --> 01:22:31,721 ''The return of the girI in Iove with Iove''. 1211 01:22:33,447 --> 01:22:35,517 I Iove that it ends with ''The End''. 1212 01:22:35,607 --> 01:22:39,156 As for Nico, his pIans to ruIe the worId are going weII. 1213 01:22:43,687 --> 01:22:46,042 The president that Spain deserves! But there's a storm on the horizon 1214 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:47,356 and its name is... 1215 01:22:47,447 --> 01:22:50,041 CeIeste, a new noveI, a new scandaI. 1216 01:22:50,247 --> 01:22:52,078 ''SexuaI Tension ResoIved''. 1217 01:22:52,287 --> 01:22:56,246 In it, you accuse the presidentiaI candidate here in Spain, 1218 01:22:56,447 --> 01:22:58,324 NicoIas VidaI, 1219 01:22:59,687 --> 01:23:02,485 of drug trafficking, bIackmaiIing his professors, 1220 01:23:02,527 --> 01:23:03,721 having peopIe beaten up, 1221 01:23:03,847 --> 01:23:05,917 of being a sexuaI pervert 1222 01:23:06,407 --> 01:23:08,318 and even of fiIming you whiIe you were... 1223 01:23:08,367 --> 01:23:09,436 How can I put this? 1224 01:23:09,607 --> 01:23:11,359 -Fucking. -Very precise. 1225 01:23:11,407 --> 01:23:15,036 By the way, do you think he's the president Spain deserves? 1226 01:23:15,247 --> 01:23:17,203 I think so. I'II vote for him. 1227 01:23:17,327 --> 01:23:19,204 Then, why are you doing this? 1228 01:23:19,407 --> 01:23:20,601 Curiosity. 1229 01:23:22,927 --> 01:23:24,565 I want to see what happens now. 1230 01:23:29,567 --> 01:23:33,242 Mr. VidaI, do you think CeIeste is doing this to seII more books? 1231 01:23:33,567 --> 01:23:34,886 It better be, 1232 01:23:35,127 --> 01:23:36,640 or eIse it's something weird. 1233 01:23:37,287 --> 01:23:39,005 What steps are you going to take? 1234 01:23:40,207 --> 01:23:42,721 The IogicaI ones. When we win the eIection, 1235 01:23:43,087 --> 01:23:44,679 I'II make that harpy the Minister of CuIture. 1236 01:23:44,887 --> 01:23:46,002 Thank you. 1237 01:23:51,847 --> 01:23:53,200 The moraI? 1238 01:23:53,887 --> 01:23:54,922 Like they say, 1239 01:23:55,247 --> 01:23:58,762 Iove is something wonderfuI that brings out the worst in us. 1240 01:23:59,047 --> 01:24:00,241 But don't worry, 1241 01:24:01,567 --> 01:24:03,364 because from the worst of us 1242 01:24:04,087 --> 01:24:05,520 Iove can arise. 1243 01:24:10,847 --> 01:24:12,405 WeIcome home, puppy. 1244 01:24:54,567 --> 01:24:56,922 -It's beautifuI. -Like you. 1245 01:25:01,287 --> 01:25:02,720 I Iove you, amore! 1246 01:25:08,767 --> 01:25:12,726 THE END 1247 01:25:12,847 --> 01:25:17,841 UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION 89020