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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,526 Get your chestnuts! 3 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,319 Hey, extry, extry! 4 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,904 You wanna read about it. 5 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,281 "Legs" Diamond shot at in Speakeasy. 6 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,951 Get your paper here! Two cents a copy. 7 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,786 Find out what's goin' on in the world! 8 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,246 Paper, paper! 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,540 Babe Ruth contract fight. 10 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:43,252 The Yankees offer $50,000! 11 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,337 Get your paper here! 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,673 Mussolini snubs Coolidge! 13 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,925 Hey, extry, extry! 14 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,510 You wanna read about it! 15 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,929 "Legs" Diamond shot at in speakeasy. 16 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,180 Get your paper here! 17 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,473 Two cents a copy! 18 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,433 C'mon, paper! 19 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,603 Gene Tunney tunes up for heavyweight challenge! 20 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:02,646 Get your paper here! 21 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:03,981 Read all about it! 22 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,482 Two cents a copy! 23 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,109 Get your paper here. 24 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,694 Here we go. 25 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,821 Winter storm drenches Atlantic City. 26 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:14,081 4/10 exclusive! 27 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:44,938 ♪ You gotta see Mama every night 28 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:48,442 ♪ Or you can't see Mama at all ♪ 29 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,945 ♪ You gotta kiss Mama 30 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,822 ♪ Treat her right 31 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:57,326 ♪ Or she won't be home when ya call 32 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:01,580 ♪ If you want my company 33 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,542 ♪ You can fifty-fifty me 34 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,463 ♪ You gotta see Mama every night 35 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:13,258 ♪ Or you can't see Mama at all 36 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,763 ♪ You've gotta see Mama every night 37 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,642 ♪ Or you can't see Mama at all 38 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,853 ♪ You gotta kiss Mama 39 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,521 ♪ Treat her right 40 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:30,275 ♪ Or she won't be home when ya call 41 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:34,279 ♪ I don't want that kind of man 42 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:38,492 ♪ Who works on the instalment plan 43 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,245 ♪ You gotta see Mama every night 44 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,706 ♪ Or you can't see 45 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,166 ♪ Mama 46 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,085 ♪ At all ♪ 47 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,545 - Well, seen enough? - Oh, yes, sir, Mr Mickey, sir. 48 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,673 Er... I guess I seen plenty. 49 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,891 Oh, come on, boys. 50 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,228 We're just a lotta people havin' a little fun here, that's all. 51 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,022 Take it easy! Sit down! Sit down! 52 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,692 Take it easy. All we want is the cast and crew. 53 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,860 West, I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with me. 54 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,113 What have ya got to be afraid of, Officer? 55 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,539 Court is recessed for one hour. 56 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,253 Hold it a second. Hold it a second. Of course. 57 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,505 Everybody in time, everybody in time. 58 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,881 - Okay, there. - Please, Miss West. 59 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,008 - All righty, here you go, honey. - Oh, thank you! 60 00:03:38,029 --> 00:03:39,803 Thank you. Any time, honey. 61 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,638 God bless, bye. 62 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,098 Mae, you got a lotta fans. 63 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,809 Yeah, I think the enemies outnumber 'em. 64 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,145 Say, how do I look anyway? A little mussed? 65 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,439 - A bit. Go in and freshen up. - Okay. 66 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,608 Mae, this judge ain't no bush leaguer. 67 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,068 Stop foolin' around with him. 68 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,696 Do you notice the turnout? Great house, I love matinee. 69 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,531 Mae, this ain't a dress rehearsal, damn it. 70 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,116 This guy'll send ya up. 71 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,076 You gotta behave yourself. 72 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,453 Ya gotta be good. 73 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,621 Oh... 74 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,834 When I'm good, I'm very good. 75 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,420 When I'm bad... 76 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,881 I'm better. 77 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,350 Stop your fussin'. Save it for the kids! 78 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,144 Today of all days, you have them after, Jack. 79 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,855 Oh, you mean her debut thing? 80 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,899 Well, I'm not all that warm to it anyway. 81 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,067 You're not gonna stay home. 82 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,652 I won't permit it. 83 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,112 - You're gonna break her heart. - Oh, I'll be there. 84 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,365 Stick, plaster, bandages and all! 85 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,575 I'll never hear the end of it. 86 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,661 That doesn't mean I favour the thing, and that's understood. 87 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,079 - Sit, sit down. - What? 88 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,997 Sit down, I'll clean you up. 89 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,547 Father, what happened? 90 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,633 Your father had another fight at the livery stable, 91 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,635 with exquisite Irish timing. 92 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,387 Fight, nothin'. It was retribution. 93 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,180 I rent a man a good horse, he brings it back 94 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,140 all foam and welt marks. 95 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,725 Well, I put him in the hospital. 96 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,395 I used my fist on him first. And then, the blackjack. 97 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,857 - You used the blackjack? - To make a point, dear. 98 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,775 It leaves a lasting impression. 99 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,944 I need no motherin'. 100 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,738 Ow! 101 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,365 I need no motherin'. 102 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,184 Jack, please. Your cigar, please! 103 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,227 What?! 104 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,854 You know what it does to her. 105 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,315 Oh, Jack. 106 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,692 Jack! 107 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,202 Jack! Come on. 108 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,288 Truth to tell, I hope she messes up 109 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,873 and put an end to all this crazy talk 110 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,167 about show business and careers and the like. 111 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,252 The girl is gifted. She's really gifted. 112 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,921 The girl is a girl. 113 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,798 And you all the time encouraging her. I'll never understand it. 114 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,592 Mattie, you are the source of this trouble! 115 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,677 Is that so? That's fascinating. 116 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,638 - Come on inside. - No. 117 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,098 Oh, Jack. 118 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,487 Go on, honey. He's playing your cue. 119 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,454 Where's my spotlight? 120 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,332 I'm supposed to have a spotlight! 121 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,335 Thank you. 122 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,175 Now. 123 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,934 ♪ Landlord said this morning to me 124 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,602 ♪ "Gimme your key 125 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,062 ♪ "This flat ain't free 126 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,023 ♪ "I can't get no rent out of you 127 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,526 ♪ "Pack up your things and skidoo" ♪ 128 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,860 I'm over here! 129 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,909 ♪ I said, "Wait until my Bill comes home 130 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,495 ♪ "He's my honey from the honeycomb 131 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:21,001 ♪ "He'll have the money 'cause he told me so this mornin'" 132 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,295 ♪ Landlord said, "I gave you lots of show 133 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,007 ♪ "Wants my rooms or else I wants my dough ♪ 134 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:32,053 ♪ "I'll wait for Bill, if he don't pay, why, out you go 135 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:35,932 ♪ "Because it's movin' day 136 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,768 ♪ "Movin' day 137 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:43,273 ♪ "Rip that carpet up from off the floor 138 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,402 ♪ "Take your oil stove, kid, and there's the door 139 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:52,115 ♪ "It's movin' day 140 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,661 ♪ "Pack your foldin' bed and get away 141 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,830 ♪ "If you've spent every cent 142 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,374 ♪ "You can live out in a tent 143 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:06,129 ♪ "It's movin' day 144 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:10,592 ♪ "It's movin' day 145 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:15,305 ♪ "Pack your foldin' bed and get away 146 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,807 ♪ "If you've spent every cent 147 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,060 ♪ "You can live out in a tent 148 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:25,106 ♪ "It's movin' day" ♪ 149 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,660 What the hell is this? 150 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,582 Jack. 151 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,087 Mae! 152 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,172 Well, look at this. 153 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,135 If nerve was oil, she'd be richer than Rockefeller. 154 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,595 If you're gonna preach, preach at me, 155 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,846 but leave my daughter alone. 156 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,223 Why should I leave her alone? 157 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,517 Because she's different! 158 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,936 And we're blessed because of her. 159 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:07,398 The theatre is bad enough, now it's men? Blessed?! 160 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,735 Now, you mark my words, young lady. 161 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,445 No decent men will have you. 162 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,156 Not for a wife, anyway. 163 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,283 Oh, Jack, stop it. 164 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,661 For once in your life, leave it alone. 165 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,637 Well... 166 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,015 It's a man's world, they tell us. 167 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,602 I guess you're learning that. 168 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:48,231 And I hate it, Mama. And you hate it, too. 169 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,323 Don't hate anything yet. 170 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,454 I made my choice. 171 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:07,250 And out of that, I got you. 172 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,753 I wouldn't change it for anything. 173 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,674 You have your life ahead of you. 174 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,012 And you're gifted and you're talented. 175 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,014 And, yes, you are special. 176 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,850 And you know it. 177 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,519 Listen to me, princess. 178 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,023 Don't stick yourself with one man. 179 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,651 Don't let anybody put you on a leash. 180 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,988 Make your own rules. 181 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,741 You hold the leash. 182 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,245 Your world's not gonna be a man's world. 183 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,039 It's gonna be yours. 184 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,543 Promise me. Promise me it's gonna be your world. 185 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,878 Hmm? 186 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,546 Promise me! 187 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,299 - I promise. - Yes. 188 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:08,102 ♪ I ain't had no lovin' 189 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:12,565 ♪ Since January, February, June or July ♪ 190 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,734 Who's the new act? 191 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,402 Kinda like his style. 192 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,239 ♪ To stay outdoors and spoon ♪ 193 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:23,159 Say, friend, by chance you aren't tryin' to move in on me now, are ya? 194 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,787 No chance to it from where I'm standin', friend. 195 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,765 'Souse me, I'm gonna go get dressed and go home. 196 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,434 Oh, hey, why go home? 197 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,936 Because you two can't make up your mind, 198 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,980 - and I don't like confusion. - That so? 199 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,524 Well, I think I know how to clear that up. 200 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,318 - Right, friend? - So, what are we waiting for? 201 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,285 ♪ Snow time ain't no time 202 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:09,664 ♪ To stay outdoors and spoon 203 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,791 ♪ So shine on 204 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:15,420 ♪ Shine on, harvest moon 205 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:19,716 ♪ For me and my gal ♪ 206 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,772 You're absolutely certain? 207 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,734 Oh, yes, sir, there's money in it. 208 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,027 Real money. 209 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,947 What are the sleeping arrangements? 210 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,033 Hotels. 211 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,787 Oh, her own room, of course. 212 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,873 Good, decent hotels. 213 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,841 All right, give it a try. 214 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,510 Go on the road, as you say. But... 215 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,888 anything goes awry, 216 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,639 you'll answer to this. 217 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,266 Oh, word of honour, sir. 218 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,851 I'll bring her back safe and sound. 219 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,395 - And rich and famous. - For sure, sure. 220 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,860 Oh! 221 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,945 Uh, my! 222 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,573 It's beautiful. 223 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,286 You made it. 224 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,414 Nothin's too good for you, honey. 225 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,794 You could still be a great designer. 226 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,463 Go to Paris, see the French fashions. 227 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,883 And I could join you. We'll travel. 228 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,636 And we'll open up a shop. 229 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,639 And you'll be successful, and we'll make lots of money. 230 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,601 Your father's the money in this family. 231 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,896 You could've been a princess, Mama, a real one. 232 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,232 Champagne Lil, huh? 233 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,443 Your father was the first one who ever called me that. 234 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,237 Oh, Mama, he's so cru... 235 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,075 There's an awful lot you don't know about your father and me. 236 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,787 He's the man I wanted. 237 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,541 How could he fool you like that? 238 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,626 He didn't fool me. 239 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,796 I fell in love. 240 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,008 Is that what love does to people? 241 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,347 I want you, Mae. I'm serious. 242 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,724 - Don't be. - Why not? 243 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,226 'Cause I don't love ya. 244 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,062 Ah, Mae, c'mon. I'd be good for ya. 245 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,481 Nah, it's just this physical thing we got. 246 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,400 Oh, what's wrong with that? 247 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,986 I don't know, but you don't appeal to my finer instincts. 248 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,237 Your what? 249 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,655 Finer instincts. 250 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,449 Well, what are they? 251 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,118 I don't know, but I must have 'em. 252 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,787 You really think you're special, don't ya? 253 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,747 I know I am. 254 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,877 Hey! 255 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,421 - What? - Where'd this come from? 256 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,425 - That trinket? - Yeah. 257 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,471 Oh, one of my fans give it to me. 258 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,055 "Fans", nothin'. 259 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,016 It's that guy down the hall, isn't it? 260 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,561 That damn knife thrower with the handlebar mustache, isn't it? 261 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,565 Honey, when a knife thrower gives ya somethin', 262 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,442 you don't turn it down. 263 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,118 Ooh, reminds me of the good ol' days. 264 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,745 Hiya, Sally. 265 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,456 They used to fight over me like that. 266 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,459 Of course, that was before gravity took effect. 267 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,672 Ever thought about getting married? 268 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,383 No. No, I like my freedom. 269 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,719 That's what I'm talkin' about. 270 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,679 Why don't you marry Wallace there? 271 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,847 Play it safe. 272 00:16:57,841 --> 00:16:59,060 Safe from what? 273 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,937 You know what I mean. 274 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,397 With all these men tom-cattin' around, 275 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,775 sooner or later, somethin's gonna happen. 276 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,860 Where's your freedom then? 277 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,779 Unless you're married. 278 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,323 Have someone to blame it on. 279 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,581 - Ready? - For you, lover? 280 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,124 Always. 281 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,335 - Night, Mae. - Good night. 282 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,296 - Good night, Miss West. - Good night, Harold. 283 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,188 - I still can't believe it. - Ah, you can believe it, all right. 284 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,315 - But that's as far as it goes. - What're you talkin' about? 285 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,901 I married ya, Frank. Now, you keep your side of the bargain. 286 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,486 Oh, yeah, but what's the harm? 287 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,239 This "love" business, it's no good for me, I told you that. 288 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,865 Besides, if we was to start livin' together, 289 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,158 why, what would my father say? 290 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,035 Honey, look, that's what married people do. 291 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,870 And, besides, he's fifteen hundred miles away. 292 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,455 How's he gonna find out? 293 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,665 I don't know. 294 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,626 But when I do things, word just seems to get around. 295 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,128 Ah, c'mon! 296 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,506 Listen, you took an oath to keep this marriage a secret, 297 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,675 and I'm holdin' ya to it. 298 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,594 Mae... 299 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,429 Mae, I love ya! 300 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,849 Mae! Mae! Mae! 301 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,442 ♪ Hear that band a-playin' at the Bon Ton Ball? 302 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,737 ♪ See those couples swayin' up and down the hall? 303 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,697 ♪ Pansy Anna Lincoln tells her partner 304 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,157 ♪ "I'm a-thinkin', honey 305 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,617 ♪ "Ain't that some band? 306 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,826 ♪ "That rag is grand 307 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,996 ♪ "I could keep on glidin' to it till I drop 308 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,625 ♪ "Law, oh pshaw, they're gonna stop 309 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,794 ♪ "Tell all the boys to make a noise 310 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,589 ♪ "Make 'em play it some more 311 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,215 ♪ "Music man 312 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,884 ♪ "If you can 313 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,428 ♪ "Play one more encore 314 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,766 ♪ "'Cause I love it, love it 315 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,975 ♪ "Goodness, how I love it 316 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,395 ♪ "Such a swingin', clingin' tune that's got me wingin' 317 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,607 ♪ "It's the most persuadin' musical strain 318 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,734 - ♪ "Professor, please" ♪ - ♪ "Please, please" ♪ 319 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,027 ♪ "Play it again 320 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,112 ♪ "Go on and rag it, drag it, 321 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,489 ♪ "Get your shoes in motion 322 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,825 ♪ "'Cause I'm floatin', floatin' on a raggy ocean 323 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,870 ♪ "I could dance and dance with you and never get through 324 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,832 ♪ "Because I love it, love it most as much as I love you" ♪ 325 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,264 Hey, Sal, where you goin'? 326 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,850 Sal, what's the matter? 327 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,312 Oh, honey... 328 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,482 Who was it? 329 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,402 Not that pretty boy? 330 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,320 Yes, Harold. 331 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,531 Who else is there? 332 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,160 Yeah, Harold. 333 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,454 Thought he was too good to be true. 334 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,373 Who said he was good? 335 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,710 You mean, he's done this before? 336 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,795 Coupla times. 337 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,672 Well, honey, if you know he's like that, 338 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,298 why do you stick around? 339 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,342 He's not always like that. 340 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,386 Where have I heard that before? 341 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,222 Sal, it's no good. You gotta kiss him off. 342 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,057 I can't. 343 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,851 Why not? 344 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,312 Mae, I love him. 345 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,106 Well, that's crazy! 346 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,193 What do you think love is? Good sense? 347 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,739 Well, it's not worth it. 348 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,199 To love somebody? 349 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,664 Mae, you gotta love somebody. 350 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,127 Or what are ya? 351 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,379 Just takin' up space. 352 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,966 Yeah? 353 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,262 Well, space don't give ya bruises. 354 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,933 Get ya comin' and goin', don't they? 355 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,352 If you love 'em, or if you don't. 356 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,396 It's a man's world, honey. 357 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,026 I heard that before. 358 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,529 C'mon. Let's go. 359 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,698 I'm gonna get some air. 360 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,658 Thanks. 361 00:21:40,253 --> 00:21:42,134 Stop... 362 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,355 Miss West? Sure, I remember you. 363 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,316 The other night, backstage, you asked about a single. 364 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,984 - If I had a single act. - That's right. 365 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,820 And I got a swell spot for it. 366 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,493 What about Frank Wallace? I can't just dump the guy. 367 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,787 Well, he won't starve, if that's what's botherin' ya. 368 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,163 I'll book him on another circuit with a... 369 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,832 lotta women. 370 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,001 Yeah? For how long? 371 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,586 Forty weeks. 372 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,046 Oh... 373 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,800 How does that sound? 374 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,760 Sounds like he'll stay busy. 375 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,321 Okay, go ahead and do it. 376 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,522 ♪ Some boys take a fancy to the girl next door 377 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,692 ♪ They like the little ladies nice and quiet 378 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,029 ♪ I got somethin' 'bout me makes the lions roar ♪ 379 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,781 ♪ When I do my dance 380 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,367 ♪ The monkeys riot ♪ 381 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,269 "Vulgar and disgusting." 382 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,232 Oh. "Cheap and shabby." 383 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,527 You just file those away. 384 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,196 Read them ten years from now, 385 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,906 if you've nothing better to do. 386 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,240 Mmm. 387 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,826 But they're right, and we both know it. 388 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,497 I want it straight, Val. 389 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,499 What's wrong with my act? 390 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,795 You're asking me? 391 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,506 Well, sure. 392 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,134 You're the only real gentleman in the company. 393 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,654 Well, at least I can trust you. 394 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,434 Besides, I like your act. It's got style. 395 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,770 That's it, style. 396 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,398 And a little greasepaint. 397 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,735 Every year, more and more greasepaint. 398 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,533 Why, er... are you up there in the first place? 399 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,869 Just wanna entertain. 400 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,830 It's what I've always wanted to do. 401 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,708 How'd you put your act together? 402 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,711 It just kinda developed. 403 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,090 That, er... shuffle that you use in the opening, 404 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,719 now, you copied that from Lou Roth at Minsky's, didn't you? 405 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,262 Yeah, I did. 406 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,764 A... And that shimmy, where'd you get that? 407 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,017 - I got that in Harlem. - Aha. 408 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,644 And, in Utica, I saw five guys up on a stage... 409 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,062 You pay attention, don't you? 410 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,981 You watch all the acts, don't you? 411 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,107 Always. 412 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,984 That's the problem. 413 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,904 That is what makes a trouper, not an original. 414 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,282 You steal a piece here, you steal a piece there. 415 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,200 You stitch it together. 416 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,411 It's mechanical, it's obvious. 417 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,623 Maybe it works, but suddenly there are ten copycats out there, 418 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:45,377 stealing the same act. Now, is that what you want? 419 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,422 No. 420 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,133 Now, what is it that you want? 421 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,637 I wanna be a star. 422 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:05,564 Oh, the stars are not pieced together. 423 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,567 They're... 424 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,527 special. 425 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,781 One of a kind. 426 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,618 Look inside yourself. 427 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,998 Nobody could really steal from a star. 428 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,543 The best they can do is imitate them. 429 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,671 Look inside yourself. 430 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,553 Hmm? 431 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,189 - Miss West? - Yes? 432 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,817 My name is Dorset. I work for Mr Timony. 433 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,360 Oh! 434 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,446 - James Timony? - That's right. 435 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,615 He's here in town for a few days on business. 436 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,867 - Yeah? - He'd like to see you. 437 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,786 Oh, well, we've never even met. 438 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,871 Say, how'd he know I was in Chicago, anyway? 439 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,666 I think he'd prefer to answer that in person. 440 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,646 Tell Mr Timony I couldn't wait. 441 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:28,397 No, no, 442 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,357 no, third place won't do. 443 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,985 You tell that manager of mine I want the pennant next year. 444 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,612 I'm sellin' the team, you understand? All right. 445 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,656 Now, Miss West, I'm terribly sorry. 446 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:40,033 The stock market went crazy today. Won't you forgive me? 447 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,076 Please, come in. 448 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,494 All right, everybody out. 449 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,621 - Mr Dorset! - Yes, sir. 450 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:45,789 I'll see you in court tomorrow. 451 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:46,915 - Yes, sir. - Ten a.m. 452 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,375 - Yes, sir. - Out, out. 453 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,252 Mary, out, out. 454 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,676 Now, Miss West, 455 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,261 hello. 456 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,764 Hello. 457 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:08,812 - Oh, er... thanks for the flowers. - Oh, don't mention it. 458 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,648 You're, um... 459 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,946 Your man there tells me that you flew in to Chicago. 460 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,242 Yes, I did. 461 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,123 You own your own airplane, huh? 462 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,374 Yes, I do. 463 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,506 Your mother asked me to look in on ya. 464 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,218 See how you were doin'. I thought, er... 465 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,596 I might see the show tonight, and then, er... 466 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,514 if it's all right with you, 467 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:48,268 afterwards, we might have some supper together. 468 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,397 Supper, tonight? 469 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,944 I don't think so. 470 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,175 Mr Timony, ya haven't said a thing about my act. 471 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:03,844 I'm a lawyer, Miss West. 472 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,514 What do I know about the theatre? 473 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,058 You're a man... 474 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,768 ain't ya? 475 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,438 You have feelings. 476 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,734 I most certainly do. 477 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:28,869 Might I suppose you do as well? 478 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,251 Well, you gotta understand, 479 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,047 this is all kinda new to me, 480 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:43,592 and I've never been out with such an influential man before. 481 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:47,512 - And do you like the feeling? - Oh, I don't know. 482 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,389 It's so unfamiliar. 483 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,225 That can be fixed. 484 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,686 Oh... 485 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,899 I could get used to this. 486 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,569 What's wrong? Are you afraid of me? 487 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,572 - No, it's just, er... - It's what? 488 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,242 I hate cigars. Never could take 'em. 489 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,546 Well, what else don't you like? 490 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,757 I'd be afraid to tell ya. 491 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,304 How about some champagne to clinch the deal? 492 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,890 No thanks, I never touch the stuff. 493 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,388 Oh, no, Jim, no! 494 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,610 Oh... 495 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,072 To new friendships. 496 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:49,074 To new friendships. 497 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,701 And to many more evenings like this. 498 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,748 Mmm. 499 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,383 Doesn't it get to be an expensive habit, 500 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,343 smashing things up like that? 501 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,555 There ain't nothin' I wouldn't do for a friend. 502 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,685 You never did answer my question... 503 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,687 about my act. 504 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:20,605 Oh, yes, your act. 505 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,650 Seems like awfully hard work. 506 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,070 Well, I guess it does, at that. 507 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,948 There's somethin' I don't understand, though. 508 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,326 I know the stage is pretence and all, 509 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,454 but where's the real you? 510 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:40,292 The one I see here is far more appealing, more exciting, 511 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,919 more sensual than the one I saw at the theatre. 512 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,967 Mmm... 513 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,012 Well, I couldn't put that up on stage. 514 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:53,847 And why not? 515 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,641 Oh, I don't know. 516 00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:00,645 If I was ever to put the real me up there, 517 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,772 you'd be gettin' me outta jail. 518 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:05,066 And what's wrong with that? 519 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,360 - Oh. - I'm serious. 520 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,237 I'm a good lawyer. 521 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,491 Try it once. See what happens. 522 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,414 - Jail, huh? - Mm-hmm. 523 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,334 Oh... 524 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,646 It gets a little cold here in Milwaukee. 525 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,565 I just noticed the piano player blowin' on his hands. 526 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,611 Yes, well... 527 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:53,907 just stick around, honey. A thrill a day keeps the chill away. 528 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,871 Hey, ya like that one, huh? 529 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,749 Well, I'll admit I'm a little crude, but, er... 530 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,252 ya haven't seen my good side yet. 531 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:20,809 Mr Conductor, if you please. 532 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:32,070 ♪ Oh... ♪ 533 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:34,322 Oh! 534 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,741 ♪ Oh... ♪ 535 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,868 Oh! 536 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:41,746 Watch the eyes, boys. 537 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,208 Ain't it hot? 538 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,461 ♪ Oh... ♪ 539 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:50,547 Oh! 540 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:55,260 ♪ Some boys take a fancy to the girl next door 541 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:59,973 ♪ They like the little ladies nice and quiet... ♪ 542 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,269 Don't sound like much fun, does it? 543 00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:10,275 ♪ Oh, it seems there's somethin' 'bout me 544 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,569 ♪ Makes the lions roar 545 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,947 ♪ And when I do my dance 546 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,411 ♪ Those furry little things just go crazy ♪ 547 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:29,711 ♪ Oh... ho! ♪ 548 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,465 I guess you noticed, boys. 549 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,176 I put my whole heart into my work. 550 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,973 ♪ Oh... ♪ 551 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,017 Oh! 552 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,862 Here I'm all the time thinkin' I have to invent somethin'. 553 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:57,530 Why, there's no big secret to it. 554 00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,075 Bein' myself up there, that's all it takes. 555 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,160 You're starting to get the idea. 556 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:04,496 Whaddaya mean, startin' to get the idea? 557 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,039 Take a good look in that mirror. 558 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,916 What do you see? 559 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,587 Mae West. 560 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,631 To be sure. 561 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:18,551 All of her. 562 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:24,557 Now, that costume, it leaves nothing to the imagination. 563 00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:28,103 Don't sell so hard. 564 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,771 The game 565 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,648 is illusion. 566 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,734 I been sellin', huh? 567 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,571 Been givin' it away like a free lunch, huh? 568 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,616 You must learn to economise. 569 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,535 Never drop the seventh veil. 570 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,538 Suggest the world, 571 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,332 but withhold the prize. 572 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,545 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 573 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:55,463 Look at me. 574 00:36:56,172 --> 00:37:00,009 I am not the most gorgeous creature you ever saw, 575 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:05,056 but when I walk out onto that stage, 576 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:09,227 and face that audience, I have to make them 577 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,938 believe 578 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,315 I am. 579 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,907 Now, while we are on the subject of beauty, 580 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,952 look at your eyebrows. 581 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:30,206 Who are you working for? The Fuller Brush? 582 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,253 Oh, and, my dear, that hair. 583 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,841 The way you wear it, it makes your face look fat. 584 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,510 Fat?! 585 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,305 Yeah, that's what I said, fat. F-A-T. 586 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:47,140 Come along, sit down. 587 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,600 Come on. 588 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,147 See, if... if I bring your hair back, like this, 589 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,316 and down, over your shoulder 590 00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,695 it gives your jawline a longer line, see? 591 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,822 Here, now look. 592 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,200 Hmm. 593 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,453 Hmm, look. 594 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,789 There. 595 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,792 Et... 596 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,586 voilà. 597 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,130 - Oh... - Now, that's magic, isn't it? 598 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:37,232 Will you kindly stop torturing yourself 599 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,067 and come to breakfast? 600 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,948 I feel like I've been to the dentist. 601 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:56,042 - Oh, Jim! - What do you think? 602 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,003 Oh, honey, it's beautiful. 603 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,090 You know how I feel about diamonds. 604 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:04,259 Here, lemme help you with it. 605 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,186 Ah, and a very proper setting it is. 606 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,148 Jim, I don't know how to thank you. 607 00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,859 Oh, you don't, huh? 608 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,694 Well... 609 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:25,154 Maybe I do at that. 610 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,243 Now, what is all this, anyway? 611 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,163 - I'm just makin' some changes. - Yeah? 612 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,916 Tryin' for some style and class. 613 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,127 I'm not gonna throw it in their faces anymore. 614 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:44,090 Like Val says, I wanna give 'em elegance, and grace... 615 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,718 and magic. 616 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,097 I'm gonna give 'em me. 617 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,726 ♪ Oh... 618 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,270 ♪ See see rider 619 00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:00,857 ♪ Just see what you have done 620 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:06,279 ♪ Oh, see see rider 621 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:09,282 ♪ Just see what you have done ♪ 622 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,910 You dirty dog! 623 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:15,538 ♪ Well, you made me love you 624 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:20,126 ♪ Now, now your gal has come ♪ 625 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:23,212 And you know I don't like sharin' nothin' 626 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,673 ♪ Ain't no more potatoes 627 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:29,469 ♪ Frost has killed the vine 628 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,263 ♪ Mmm 629 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:37,310 ♪ The blues ain't nothin' but a good man on your mind 630 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,479 ♪ Yeah 631 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:47,445 ♪ Oh, the blues ain't nothin' but a good man on your mind 632 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:52,617 ♪ Oh, see see rider 633 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:56,371 ♪ Just see what you have done 634 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,540 ♪ Ya really did it this time, boy 635 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,585 ♪ Hey, see see rider 636 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,713 ♪ See what you have done 637 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,091 ♪ Yeah 638 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,094 ♪ Well, ya made me love you 639 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:16,599 ♪ Now that your gal has come ♪ 640 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,317 - Mae! - You got 'em? 641 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,527 Ooh, lemme see. 642 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:29,988 - Later editions. - Oh! The Writer! 643 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,699 - They always hated me. - Not anymore. Look. 644 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:37,286 Well, whaddaya know? 645 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,538 How does that make you feel? 646 00:41:39,511 --> 00:41:40,707 Pretty good. 647 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:43,376 - Good enough to marry me? - You know, I almost could. 648 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,044 Then c'mon, let's make it permanent. 649 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:46,337 I'll take such good care of you. 650 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,631 Oh, I take good care of myself. 651 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,009 Besides, I'm not the cottage and apron type. 652 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:52,427 What kind of an answer is that? 653 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,928 Honey, you know I care about you, 654 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,139 but now just isn't the right time. 655 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,141 But... But why not? 656 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:01,394 Because I'm havin' fun with my career. 657 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,188 I worked hard for for this. I wanna enjoy it. 658 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:07,025 I'm even buyin' my own diamonds. 659 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,276 Diamonds. 660 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,069 I can't get tied down right now, Jim. 661 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,196 Besides, I got an idea for a new play. 662 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,032 - A play? - Yeah, I wanna write. 663 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:15,700 Is that what you been doin'? Writin' a play? 664 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:16,868 Yeah, for Broadway. 665 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,286 Mae, we can still get married. 666 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,039 Ah, kiddo, you told me you wanted to see the real me in my act, 667 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:23,207 and ya got it, didn't ya? Well, this is the real me, too. 668 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:26,335 I got ideas and I wanna get 'em out onstage. I wanna write. 669 00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,129 Mae, what do you know about plays? 670 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,547 I don't, but I'm gonna find out. 671 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,215 But you just found out about vaudeville. 672 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,593 That's right, so now it's time to move onto somethin' new. 673 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:35,720 Hey, you're gonna drive me crazy, I can see that. 674 00:42:36,904 --> 00:42:39,182 Yeah, well, when this thing gets on the boards, 675 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,768 I just hope they can take the temperature. 676 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,895 No, no, no! 677 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:47,815 Did I hear ya say "no", Mr Eisner? 678 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,693 It's phoney! You're acting! 679 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:52,820 Stop acting. Trust your instincts. 680 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,531 - Instincts, huh? - Yes, your instincts. 681 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,795 I'll tell you about men! 682 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,923 I can take 'em, or I can leave 'em alone! 683 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,633 I'm just like a man in my romances. 684 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:16,177 Here today and gone tomorrow. 685 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,097 Men are conveniences to me, and nothing more! 686 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,848 There, you see? 687 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,226 Now it's alive! 688 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,645 I didn't do anything out of the ordinary. 689 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,563 Oh, but you did. 690 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:30,525 That sultry walk, that unrepressed sensuality. 691 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:33,694 Why, you reek with it. You have it all over you. 692 00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:36,280 In your eyes, your mouth, your voice. 693 00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:38,449 The way you move your body. 694 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,328 Well, I guess we can stop worryin' about him. Huh, girls? 695 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,122 There, that movement there. 696 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,415 Now do the other thing, your hand to your hair. 697 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:47,750 - Oh, this? - And the look, 698 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,628 where you lower your eyes, and then lift them again. 699 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,798 That, shifting your weight from one hip to the other. 700 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,093 - That's sexy, huh? - Unbearably. 701 00:43:57,218 --> 00:44:00,138 Maybe that's what we should call my play. Sex. 702 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,056 Yes, why not? 703 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:02,932 Sex. 704 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:03,766 Sex. 705 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:04,642 Sex! 706 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,896 Oh, well, how do ya like that? 707 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:12,441 He just turned my sex problem into a career. 708 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,670 The judge is ready for you now, Miss West. 709 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,177 Let's see you get yourself outta this one, honey. 710 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:58,613 Sergeant Kirk, would you tell the court 711 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,866 and the members of the jury what you saw? 712 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,577 Yeah, well, what Miss West did was, er... 713 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,999 What you noticed most, I guess, was her, er... 714 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,711 Er... If I could say out loud... 715 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:16,672 was her, er... navel. 716 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:18,925 All right, all right. 717 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:21,636 Just a moment. You actually saw her navel? 718 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,681 No, no, sir, but there was something in her middle. 719 00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:26,975 I'm sure of that. 720 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,852 Something in the middle, I see. 721 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:33,231 And can you describe these movements for us? 722 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,483 Why don't I just get up and do it for him? 723 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,152 Mae, they'll hang ya. 724 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,698 They're gonna hang me anyway. 725 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,702 - Sergeant, we're waiting. - Yeah, well, er... 726 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:50,665 Well, sir, this, er... this navel of hers would, er... 727 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:55,544 would move, up and down, er... 728 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:58,965 and then left to right. I, er... 729 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:01,175 Maybe you should say "east to west", 730 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,344 because then it would go north to south. 731 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,642 You really had to be there to see it. 732 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:12,979 Quiet! Quiet in the courtroom! 733 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:21,737 Miss West, you've been found guilty of corrupting the morals of youth. 734 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,950 Have you anything to say before I pass sentence? 735 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,869 Nah, just go ahead and pass the hemlock. 736 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,162 Bet your pardon? 737 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:34,667 Well, corruptin' the morals of youth. 738 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,627 That's what they got Socrates for, ain't it? 739 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:43,050 Miss West, are you attempting to show contempt for this court? 740 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:45,761 Why no, Your Honour. 741 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:47,930 I was doin' my best to conceal it. 742 00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:55,813 Hiya, boys! Got any questions? 743 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:57,773 Miss West, I'm Warden Schleth. 744 00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:59,817 Lovely day for a walk to the joint, ain't it? 745 00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:01,902 You ain't hard to look at, Warden. 746 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:04,572 Really? Well, er... 747 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:06,449 I'm honoured to meet you. 748 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,784 I'm almost sorry your stay is gonna be so short. 749 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,077 - Oh, yeah? - That is, 750 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,079 speaking for myself, of course. 751 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:15,458 Well, ten days can be a long time. 752 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,210 'Course, there are ways to make time fly. 753 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:32,516 This is kinda rough on the body. 754 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,978 I'd like to wear my own underwear, if you don't mind. 755 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,042 Still rainin', huh? How do ya like that? 756 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,044 How does it feel to be a jailbird, Mae? 757 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,837 - I don't believe I know you. - George Kane of the Mirror. 758 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,799 Yeah? Well, if it's all the same to you, Mr Kane, I prefer "Miss West". 759 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,676 As far as jail's concerned, well, I can't say I minded it much. 760 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,969 Never been there before. 761 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,429 Besides, it gave me time to work, to think. 762 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,515 Did you learn your lesson? They put you in there for punishment. 763 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,392 - Did it do any good? - Sure, it did me good. 764 00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:16,560 Lotta good. Made me famous. 765 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,979 Thanks a lot, fellas. I love ya all. 766 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,147 Over here! 767 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:23,859 Over here, smile! 768 00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,486 We love ya. 769 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:36,956 Diamond Lil. 770 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:40,209 You are Diamond Lil, aren't you? 771 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,087 Who d'ya think I was? Mary Magdalene? 772 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:47,174 You shouldn't speak disrespectfully of God 773 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,843 and those who serve him. 774 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,219 Oh, yes, I read your Bible. 775 00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:51,554 A lot of it's about me. 776 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,975 Ya know, I always did like a man in uniform. 777 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,477 Yours fits ya perfect. 778 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,772 So why don't ya come up sometime? 779 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,774 I'm home every evenin'. 780 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:06,402 Sorry, I'm busy in the evenings. 781 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:07,361 Busy? 782 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,988 Say, are you tryin' to insult me? 783 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,156 Why, not at all. 784 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:11,615 I'm just... 785 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,534 busy, that's all. 786 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:14,952 Oh. 787 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:16,912 You don't fool me, 788 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:19,415 pretendin' to be good. 789 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,459 I met your kind before. 790 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,753 So why don't ya come up sometime? 791 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,965 Don't be afraid. I won't tell anyone. 792 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:36,432 Er... Another time, perhaps. 793 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:45,649 Now, you can be had. 794 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,500 Miss West, are you going to continue with your Broadway shows? 795 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,293 Mae, you finally got a real hit. How does it feel? 796 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:05,711 "Miss West", if you don't mind. 797 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,047 - How does it feel? - This ain't my first, you know. 798 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,549 Sex ran 385 performances. 799 00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:12,301 But this is more than just a hit, Mr Kane, 800 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,261 'cause I'm Diamond Lil, and she's me. 801 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:17,139 We're each other, ya understand? So I got it made. 802 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:19,183 There's nothin' stoppin' us now. 803 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,477 You hear that? There's nothin' stoppin' us now. 804 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:24,522 How do you feel about men, Mae? 805 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,774 - How do you feel about men? - Men? 806 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,026 Why, I think of 'em en masse. 807 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,279 I never set out to make 'em a career, of course. 808 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:33,614 It just happened that way. 809 00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,282 - Ain't that right, honey? - That's right, sweetheart. 810 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,784 Miss West. Oh, and Mr Timony here... 811 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,494 Miss West, what's the secret of your success? 812 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:39,578 There ain't no secret. 813 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,665 I got a certain somethin', and the word just got around. 814 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,460 Where do you come from? 815 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:47,545 From France. 816 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,880 - Yeah? - Yeah. 817 00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:51,298 What's your name? 818 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,509 My name is Dinjo. 819 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:56,345 - C'est vrai? - C'est vrai. 820 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:58,055 Ah, oui! 821 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,600 I'm bilingual. 822 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,022 How long's it been going on'? 823 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,399 This Dinjo character? 824 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,193 About a month, and in the wackiest places. 825 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:13,487 - I saw... - Never mind about that. 826 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,282 - Are there others? - Well, er... 827 00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:20,202 Two boys from Yale, a fellow from India... 828 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:21,453 Then, there's that wrestler. 829 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:23,622 - Big guy, about 300... - That's enough. 830 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,334 I know you know. 831 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:29,211 - What?! - Sure. 832 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:30,462 You hired private detectives 833 00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:32,965 to follow me all around St Louis, Chicago. 834 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,925 Been doin' it for months. 835 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:36,969 Got one here in San Francisco, too. 836 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,805 And you never said anything to me? 837 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,308 Why should I? We both knew about it. 838 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:44,476 Mae, I want all this to change. 839 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,103 I want you to be faithful to me. 840 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:49,231 - Now, look who's talkin'. - Well, it's different with a man. 841 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,691 Where have I heard that before? 842 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,109 Well, it is! 843 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,653 Now, listen. 844 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,488 I heard enough of that talk from my father, 845 00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:58,073 and I don't need it from you, too! 846 00:51:58,157 --> 00:51:59,491 You comparin' me to your father? 847 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:01,035 In some ways, you're a lot alike. 848 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,703 The hell you say! I'm not like your father. 849 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,496 I'm not like anyone! 850 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,294 Honey... 851 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:12,296 I don't want you goin' around 852 00:52:12,379 --> 00:52:14,673 thinkin' you're not man enough. 853 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:16,425 Ya are. 854 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:18,510 You're terrific. 855 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,722 It's just natural for me to have men around. 856 00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:24,183 - Natural? - Yeah. 857 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,684 "Natural." Is that your word for it? 858 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:27,061 Natural? 859 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,021 Yeah! I never lied. 860 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:30,648 I never claimed to be faithful. 861 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,107 And you won't give it up for me? 862 00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:33,400 I won't pretend, Jim! 863 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,195 I gave up my law practice for you. 864 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,739 Gave up half my business interest to manage you, 865 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:42,242 and to be with you, and you won't do this one thing for me? 866 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,828 There's no bridle on you, Jim. Why'd you wanna rein me in? 867 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,538 You think about your image, then, Mae. 868 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,332 We built you into something. 869 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,209 This ain't no dime store deal anymore. 870 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,460 We're in the big leagues, 871 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,796 and you're actin' like some cheap tart. 872 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,548 And those newspaper guys'll drag ya through the street. 873 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,092 Then let 'em drag! 874 00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,927 Take it or leave it. Is that what you're tellin' me? 875 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,011 I guess so! 876 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,355 Yeah. 877 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:23,951 Thank you, Father. 878 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,705 Well, whaddaya know? 879 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:30,040 The Iron Lady cracks at last. 880 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:36,130 Sorry about your mother, but, er... how about a comment? 881 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,173 How do you feel, Mae? Tell us. 882 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,633 Don't, Jim! 883 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,511 "Miss West", you get me?! 884 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,638 Nobody calls her Mae. 885 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,909 I know, Daddy. 886 00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,167 I know. 887 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,275 - Hello, Mae. - Mr Kane... 888 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:41,028 - Miss West, Miss West. - I thought I left you back in New York. 889 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,489 Keep turnin' up, don't I? Like a bad penny. 890 00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:46,450 Welcome to California. Land of sunlight and censorship. 891 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,494 Out here they got a thing called the Hays Office. 892 00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:51,079 Whaddaya think? Can the bad girl of Broadway out it in Hollywood? 893 00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:53,123 I just hope the film can take the heat. 894 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,863 Hey, Miss West! 895 00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,715 Okay. 896 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,301 Miss West... Stop playing! 897 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,597 - Miss West. - Mm-hmm? 898 00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:11,475 Al Kaufman, Paramount Pictures. 899 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:14,478 We're delighted to have you here in California. 900 00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,898 Well, thanks a whole. 901 00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:23,987 Mr Timony, we've sent you numerous scripts. 902 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,614 You keep turning them down. 903 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,200 Miss West needs her own material. 904 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:30,369 In case you're unaware, Mr Kaufman, 905 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,621 she's a very successful playwright. 906 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,832 You refer to the stage, Mr Timony. This is Hollywood. 907 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:36,875 And, on film, she's no leading lady. 908 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,210 What? 909 00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,337 For one thing, she's more than a little overweight. 910 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,256 On top of that, she's forty years old. 911 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,882 Thirty-nine. 912 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,636 Everywhere I go, I set box-office records. 913 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,596 I mean, all the way across the country. 914 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,224 Miss West, there's a depression on out there. 915 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,476 You're gettin' five thousand dollars a week. 916 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,478 No, now let me tell you what the trouble is... 917 00:55:56,562 --> 00:55:59,106 -Mae, wait a minute, wait a minute, -No, let me finish. 918 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,651 I'm Miss Honky Tonk, Broadway's bad girl. 919 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:04,653 You're all afraid of me. 920 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,405 Well, that's all right. 921 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,240 It's your privilege. 922 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,120 Here's your money. All $30,000 of it. 923 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,580 Better count it, I'm goin' home. 924 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:17,541 Miss West, just a minute, please. 925 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,252 We don't want your money. 926 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,671 I have a feeling, a strong feeling, 927 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:26,133 that Night After Night will be a very good vehicle for you. 928 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:28,302 That's George Raft's picture. It's his vehicle. 929 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,178 Have you read it? 930 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,263 Read it? 931 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:34,558 Why, I went over it with a microscope to find my part. 932 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,894 I have four scenes in the whole movie. 933 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:40,272 Four very good scenes. Two of them with George Raft. 934 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:42,149 The public will remember you, Miss West. 935 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:45,485 Excuse me, Mr Kaufman, they remember me already. 936 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,154 We're wastin' our time. 937 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,906 Gentlemen... 938 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,575 No hard feelings. Things just didn't work out. 939 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:53,452 C'mon, Jim, let's go. 940 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:57,289 - Miss West? - Yeah, that's me. 941 00:56:57,372 --> 00:56:59,791 I guess you don't remember me. Bill LeBaron. 942 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,669 Oh... Why, yeah, sure! 943 00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,129 - How are ya? - Fine, thanks. 944 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:05,589 - Jim, you know Bill. - Hi, Jim, nice to see you again. 945 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:06,757 - Hello, Bill. - Yeah, you wrote, um... 946 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,508 - A La Broadway, sure. - Was a lotta years ago. 947 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,928 You remember that Irish maid sketch that I wrote, 948 00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,679 and then you rewrote? 949 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,598 Oh, well, I played around with it a little. 950 00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:16,308 Well, you made it a hell of a lot better. 951 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:18,810 You know, I'm producing Night After Night. 952 00:57:18,894 --> 00:57:20,938 - Oh, really? - And I was wondering, 953 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,565 could you take your scenes 954 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,609 and rewrite them for me? 955 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:27,152 I'll give you a free hand. 956 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:29,738 Wait a minute. 957 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,907 You mean to say I can take those scenes 958 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,242 - and do 'em my way? - Right. 959 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,839 What is all this, Archie? 960 00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:51,051 - We are shut down, Mr Kaufman. - Yeah, I can see that. 961 00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:52,094 Why? 962 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:56,264 Apparently, Miss West prefers to direct the picture herself. 963 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,350 Isn't that so, Miss West? 964 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,397 Mr Mayo over here 965 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,399 wants to out the camera after my line, 966 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,900 but you can't do that. 967 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,403 You gotta stay with me as I go up the stairs. 968 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,988 It's a waste of film, Mr Kaufman. 969 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:12,948 The scene's over after she's delivered the line. 970 00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:14,408 No, it ain't. If you out there, 971 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:15,450 you'll kill the laugh. 972 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,828 - We're shut down over that? - Yes, sir. 973 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:19,037 Over that. 974 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:22,499 - Let's see the scene. - All right, then. 975 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,877 - Miss West. - Mr Mayo. 976 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:31,591 Action. 977 00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:39,433 Goodness, what beautiful diamonds. 978 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:42,394 Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie. 979 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,206 It's funny, Archie. 980 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,005 Here comes Raft. 981 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:14,384 Ah, George, what do you think? 982 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,597 Mae West stole everything but the cameras. 983 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:25,312 Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves 984 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,606 a brand new movie star. 985 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,610 Yes, she is. 986 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:32,903 She is not. 987 00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:36,156 Mae West is not a movie star. 988 00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:40,869 Mr Timony, surely you can look at this from our position. 989 00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:43,538 Diamond Lil's about the gay nineties. 990 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:45,499 Movie audience is young mostly. 991 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,167 High school, college kid. 992 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,045 They don't anything about that period. 993 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,047 They don't care about that period. 994 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:55,550 Maybe you should stop following trends, Mr Kaufman, 995 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:57,302 and set them. 996 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:04,142 Perhaps if she had an established star working with her, like, er... 997 01:00:04,226 --> 01:00:05,352 Cary Grant. 998 01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:07,395 Who? 999 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:11,316 She's found some new guy named Grant, Cary Grant. 1000 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:13,902 The stilt walker? 1001 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,114 Sorry for having taken your time. 1002 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:20,158 Well, whaddaya think my time is for? 1003 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:25,330 Haven't you ever met a man who could make you happy? 1004 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:27,874 Sure, lotsa times. 1005 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:32,629 Well, I've gotta be getting back to the mission. 1006 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:35,090 That oughta be interestin'. 1007 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:38,468 Well, it's just one of those things I have to do. 1008 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,555 Well, good night. 1009 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,391 Come up again... 1010 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:45,851 anytime. 1011 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,393 Well, it won't be long now. 1012 01:00:55,557 --> 01:00:57,404 Cut, print. Next setup over here. 1013 01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:58,947 What do you think? 1014 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,657 I think they're very good together. 1015 01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,367 Do you think she's a star? 1016 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:05,287 Only the audience can say if she's a star. 1017 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,706 - Miss West! - That Cary Grant, 1018 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:09,791 he's a pretty good lookin' guy. Give us the lowdown. 1019 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,418 Anything goin' on between you and him? 1020 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,587 - Are the two of you secretly married? - How about it, Miss West? 1021 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,381 Miss West, you know that Vanity Fair says 1022 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:18,675 you're the greatest female impersonator of all time? 1023 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,051 But listen, are you really a man? 1024 01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:22,220 Take it from me, Mr Kane. She's all woman. 1025 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,555 Oh, I bet she is. 1026 01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:25,807 Yeah, and I got about a thousand references to prove it. 1027 01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:27,517 A thousand references? I don't need a thousand. 1028 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:28,727 Three'll do. Three'll do. 1029 01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:32,397 - Well, if you got the time. - All right, everybody out. 1030 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,149 All right, that's enough. 1031 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,902 She's been very kind, hasn't she? 1032 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:39,154 Thank you, we'll see you all some other time. 1033 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,238 Just one more, c'mon. 1034 01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,949 - Hurry, hurry. This is the last one. - C'mon, c'mon. 1035 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,242 - Out. - Goodbye. 1036 01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:46,703 - Thanks, fellas! - Be talkin' to y'all soon. 1037 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:56,129 - Okay, boys, there you go. - Thank you, sir. 1038 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,006 - And you. - Thank you, sir. 1039 01:01:58,089 --> 01:01:59,633 Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot. 1040 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,009 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 1041 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:03,386 - Well, whaddaya know. - What? 1042 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,013 It's from Kaufman. 1043 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:06,598 What does it say? 1044 01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:09,726 "Thanks for saving our studio." 1045 01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:14,439 Oh, Mae, you're on top now. 1046 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,399 Stage and screen. You can do anything. 1047 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:17,859 Anything ya want. 1048 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,986 Jim, I got this idea for a picture. 1049 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:22,364 I really like this Cary Grant. 1050 01:02:22,447 --> 01:02:25,033 - I think that we could make a great team. - Oh, Mae, wait a minute. 1051 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,034 - What? - There are other things. 1052 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:28,328 - What? - Other things. 1053 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,621 What other things? 1054 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,748 You really don't know, do ya? 1055 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:33,041 What don't I know? 1056 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:35,710 Ah, Mae, your career's not everything. 1057 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:38,296 Sooner or later, the curtain has to come down. 1058 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,465 Gotta have someone to come home to. 1059 01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:42,759 Someone you care about, someone who cares about you. 1060 01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,552 Yeah, you keep talkin' about my career 1061 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:47,305 like it's some separate thing. Like it's not part of me. 1062 01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,683 Me and my career are the same thing. 1063 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,810 Mae, I want a family life. I want a home. 1064 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:52,894 I want children. 1065 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:54,562 Mae West is not a mother! 1066 01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:56,648 No, and Mae West is not a wife either. 1067 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,316 - But she's gonna be. - I am not! 1068 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,819 - I want you to marry me. - I'm already... 1069 01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,320 married. 1070 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,075 What did you say? 1071 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:10,912 What? 1072 01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:14,165 Yeah. 1073 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:17,168 Yeah, I'm already married. 1074 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:26,219 Guy named Frank Wallace, back in 1911. 1075 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:29,889 And when did you plan to tell me about that? 1076 01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:31,933 I don't know. 1077 01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:34,185 Didn't amount to nothin'. 1078 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,480 Fact is, I... 1079 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,401 kinda forgot about it. 1080 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:44,738 You really take the cake, you know that? 1081 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,823 Jim, don't be angry. 1082 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:48,658 You lied to me! 1083 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,785 Who am I to you, anyway? 1084 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,621 Some bum you just picked up? 1085 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:55,415 I got fifteen years invested in you. 1086 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:57,292 Fifteen years of my life. 1087 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,378 And, all of a sudden, you just turn around to me 1088 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:02,005 and you say, 1089 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:05,216 "Jim, I forgot to tell ya, I'm married." 1090 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,802 You know, I'll never understand you. 1091 01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,722 No man in the world wants to get married! 1092 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:11,848 Well, I do! 1093 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:14,267 But it's not a natural state! 1094 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:17,354 It's just something invented by women to hang onto men! 1095 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,065 You really got it all figured out, don't ya? 1096 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:21,608 Yes, I do! 1097 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,410 Well, I wish you luck. 1098 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:35,580 Where you gem"? 1099 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:40,251 You find yourself another manager. 1100 01:04:40,335 --> 01:04:42,128 You just lost this one. 1101 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:44,631 No-one walks out on me. 1102 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:47,258 You're not writin' this scene. I am. 1103 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:32,345 What's your hurry? 1104 01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,931 I, er... just gotta go. 1105 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,019 Somethin's wrong. What is it? 1106 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,813 Oh, nothin'. Er... 1107 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,858 It was great, it was great. 1108 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,902 Everything they say about you's true. 1109 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:51,406 But what? 1110 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:55,618 I coulda been anybody. 1111 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:16,639 Hiya, Val. 1112 01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:18,892 Morning, Mae. How'd you sleep? 1113 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,727 D'you see him leave? 1114 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,646 Um... You mean the young blond guy? 1115 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,815 Yeah. Cute, huh? 1116 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,400 See him? 1117 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:29,194 I didn't see anyone. 1118 01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,658 How many pages did you get written yesterday? 1119 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:36,618 I dunno, I'm... 1120 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,245 - I'm havin' trouble with that. - You want me to read what you've written? 1121 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,372 No! Don't read it, it stinks. 1122 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,715 How about we take a long weekend? 1123 01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,300 Palm Springs. 1124 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:53,551 Too hot. 1125 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:57,138 You owe yourself some time off, Mae. 1126 01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,557 Don't you think? 1127 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:03,645 I'd go crazy with too much time off. 1128 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,529 Don't be so hard on yourself. 1129 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:14,197 It'll come. 1130 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:23,456 I build my whole career around one character, 1131 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:25,667 and them censors, them Holy Joe reformers 1132 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,168 are tryin' to kill it off. 1133 01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:29,003 Am I tryin' to harm anyone?! 1134 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,382 How about we drive up to Santa Barbara? 1135 01:07:41,655 --> 01:07:44,310 Who do you know in Santa Barbara? 1136 01:07:45,097 --> 01:07:46,175 No-one. 1137 01:07:46,870 --> 01:07:49,816 I just thought it might be fun. Whaddaya say? 1138 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,986 Oh... 1139 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,369 You miss him, don't you? 1140 01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,959 I never thought I was makin' him so unhappy. 1141 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,919 I never meant to do that. 1142 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:15,675 Why don't you just pick up that phone, 1143 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,469 call him in New York, and tell him just that? 1144 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:23,182 Oh, I couldn't do that. 1145 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:31,065 You cannot go on being a fugitive. 1146 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,068 From what? 1147 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,323 From life. 1148 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,578 Mmm. 1149 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,748 Ain't we bein' poetic this mornin'? 1150 01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:59,052 Mae, 1151 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:04,057 one of these days you are going to need someone. 1152 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:09,270 Really need someone. 1153 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:16,194 Who's goin' to be there? 1154 01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:38,132 Mr Timony, Mr Abrams on the phone. 1155 01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:39,175 Not now. 1156 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:41,260 It's the third time he's called today. 1157 01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:42,679 Not now. 1158 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:45,056 It's about the Madison Square Garden deal. 1159 01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:48,267 What shall I tell Mr Abrams? 1160 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,106 Whatever you like. 1161 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,362 Here, here's your receipt. 1162 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,406 You're now the proud proprietor of the Brooklyn Bridge, 1163 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:03,908 and when that one wears out, I'll spell ya... 1164 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:06,619 Supposed to be, "I'll sell ya a new one." 1165 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,371 I'm sorry, Eddie. 1166 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,540 - Cut! - Can we try that one again? 1167 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:12,959 Mae, sweetheart, what seems to be the problem? 1168 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:16,337 - Anything I can do? - Nah, I just keep blowin' lines. 1169 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:19,590 Maybe I just need to get away from it for a minute, huh? 1170 01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:22,301 Of course. All right, let's take a break, everybody. 1171 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:24,721 Go on out for a coffee, be back in ten minutes. 1172 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,764 Thanks. 1173 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,563 - Er... Miss West? - Now what? 1174 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,649 Two lines here I find very disturbing. 1175 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:40,278 First, "I wouldn't even lift my veil for that guy." 1176 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:44,115 The question being, of course, what would you lift? 1177 01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:48,244 Mr Abbey, I'd hate to have your mind on a good, long morning. 1178 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:49,370 Er... 1179 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:53,458 Um... One more thing, Miss West, if you wouldn't mind. Er... 1180 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:54,834 Now, this... 1181 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:58,254 This here, coming from you, is good deal worse. 1182 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,007 "I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole." 1183 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:04,886 - What's wrong with that? - It's... It's perfectly obvious. 1184 01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:09,724 You know anybody with a ten-foot pole, Mr Abbey? 1185 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:19,233 Cheer up, your reinforcements just arrived. 1186 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:26,240 Er... Excuse me, Mr Abbey. Um... Mae? 1187 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,452 What are they doin' here now? We're in the middle of shootin'. 1188 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,496 Well, unfortunately, Mae, you don't choose a time. 1189 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:33,039 They do. 1190 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:35,374 Those local yokels from the Hays Office 1191 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,876 have really got you runnin', don't they? 1192 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,252 It was supposed to be tonight. 1193 01:11:38,336 --> 01:11:39,545 I can't help that. 1194 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,214 Please, just be careful what you say, hmm? 1195 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,508 Yeah, well, when people get shocked easily, 1196 01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:45,551 they should get shocked more often. 1197 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,011 Please? 1198 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,181 Miss West, may I present Mr Driggs. 1199 01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:52,975 Reverend Bragg. 1200 01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,852 Mr Abbey, you already know. 1201 01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:57,146 Intimately. Ain't that right, Abbey? 1202 01:12:01,097 --> 01:12:02,985 And, er... Father Cox. 1203 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,991 Well, fellas, what's the beef? 1204 01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:11,035 Sins of the flesh, Miss West. 1205 01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:12,745 Oh, wait a minute. 1206 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,748 I never took my clothes off. I never even show my legs. 1207 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,375 I don't use profanity. 1208 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,585 We know that, Miss West. 1209 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,420 It's a question of attitude. 1210 01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,631 You know, you can do more with one lifted eyebrow 1211 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,550 than a whole army of Ziegfeld girls. 1212 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,347 - That a compliment? - Well, yes, in a way. 1213 01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:35,184 But it's because of this talent that you can... 1214 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:38,020 without intention, of course, have a harmful effect. 1215 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,313 "Harmful"? 1216 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,107 What's the harm in laughter? 1217 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:44,068 C'mon, boys, the country's in a big mess. 1218 01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,571 The Depression is killing off people's spirits. 1219 01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:48,573 All I wanna do is make 'em laugh so hard, 1220 01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,200 they wanna forget they wanna cry. 1221 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,119 We don't think you're funny, Miss West. 1222 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,079 As a matter of fact, we think you're obscene. 1223 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:56,664 "Obscene"? 1224 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:04,881 Do you know what I think "obscene" is? 1225 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,216 War. 1226 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,012 Are you guys gonna talk out against war? 1227 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:16,601 Are you gonna speak against Mussolini and Hitler? 1228 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,436 Are you gonna censor war? 1229 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:22,773 Um... 1230 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:25,318 Well, what... What Miss West means is... 1231 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,653 We understand you're going on national radio. 1232 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,449 Yeah, that's right. 1233 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,619 This Sunday. 1234 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,537 The Bergen-McCarthy Hour, 1235 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,541 a little promotional for the new movie. 1236 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,919 You know, Charlie McCarthy's one of my favourites. 1237 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:45,671 Hello, short, dark and handsome. 1238 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,132 Hello, tall, blonde and terrific. 1239 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:50,718 Yeah, well, listen, Charlie, are these yours? 1240 01:13:51,303 --> 01:13:53,846 Charlie, where did you get those keys? 1241 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,140 Ah, b-b-b-b-b... You better tell him, Mae. 1242 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:58,976 Well, if you wanna know, he came up to see me 1243 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:01,145 and I showed him my etchings. 1244 01:14:01,548 --> 01:14:02,980 Is that all there was to it? 1245 01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:04,565 Just etchings? 1246 01:14:05,798 --> 01:14:07,777 He's so naive, you know. 1247 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,196 Why don't you come home with me now, Charlie, 1248 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:12,156 and I'll let you play in my woodpile. 1249 01:14:12,504 --> 01:14:14,575 Well, I don't know. 1250 01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:16,535 You weren't so shy the other night. 1251 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,205 You didn't need any encouragement to kiss me. 1252 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:21,582 - Did I do that? - You certainly did. 1253 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:24,710 And I got the marks to prove it. Slivers, too. 1254 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,067 Uh-oh! 1255 01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:29,131 Tonight, we turn back time, 1256 01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,467 and step into the Garden of Eden. 1257 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,553 Under a spreading fig tree rests one Mr Adam. 1258 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:37,348 Eve, obviously, is bored beyond endurance. 1259 01:14:38,224 --> 01:14:39,725 Listen, Adam, honey, 1260 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,686 I want a little excitement. 1261 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:43,437 What for? This is Eden. 1262 01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:46,440 Everything is peaceful and quiet and safe. 1263 01:14:46,524 --> 01:14:49,527 Adam, you don't know a thing about a woman. 1264 01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:51,278 Oh, you apparently forget. 1265 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:54,115 You are originally one of my own ribs. 1266 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:57,660 Yeah, a rib once, and now I'm beefin'. 1267 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:04,250 Well, then, what do you want? Trouble? 1268 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,168 If trouble means somethin' 1269 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:10,589 that makes your blood run through your veins like Seltzer water, well... 1270 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:14,051 Adam, my man, give me trouble. 1271 01:15:14,939 --> 01:15:16,429 That's right. 1272 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:20,683 A telegram to Lenox Lohr, President, NBC Radio Network. 1273 01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:24,937 "Sir, you have mistakenly chosen Sunday night 1274 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:28,816 "to air a totally indecent, religiously scurrilous 1275 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:30,985 "piece of pornography. 1276 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:34,780 "Your association with such vulgarity, and with Miss West, 1277 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:38,075 "will be brought to the attention of federal authorities." 1278 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,661 Al, Al, I was just talking to the head... 1279 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:42,663 - No more phone calls. - But when I tell you who it was... 1280 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,248 I said I'm takin' no more phone calls. 1281 01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:46,042 Will you look at this? Some senator from Massachusetts 1282 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,793 wants the House to investigate radio. 1283 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,754 Here's a guy that wants the station's licence revoked. 1284 01:15:49,837 --> 01:15:51,338 Today it's the stations, tomorrow the theatres. 1285 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:52,965 My God, it's Armageddon. 1286 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:08,606 Mr C wants our decision right now. 1287 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:10,232 The calls keep coming in, Al. 1288 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:12,193 What do you wanna do, Al? 1289 01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:33,547 We got a company to run. 1290 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,384 Let's dump her. 1291 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,239 Ah, perfecto! 1292 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,746 Nectar of the gods. 1293 01:17:48,619 --> 01:17:51,125 Godfrey Daniels! 1294 01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:01,010 Call this a dressing room? 1295 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:03,470 Why, in Paramount, I had closets bigger than this one. 1296 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,639 - C'mon, you know it's a good deal better... - And now they expect me to give up 1297 01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:10,019 half my writing credits. Fields comes in, and does some lousy changes... 1298 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,562 Ah, my little brood mare. 1299 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:13,147 I told you not to call me that. 1300 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,774 Oh, pardon me, dear, no offence intended. 1301 01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:19,195 Come on, Bill. 1302 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,030 That blonde tripped me. 1303 01:18:22,159 --> 01:18:24,033 Come on, sit down over here. 1304 01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:27,786 Thank you, Valentine, you are an officer and a gentleman. 1305 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,708 Bill, go home and sleep it off. 1306 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:36,253 Madam, are you implying I partook of the grape? 1307 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:37,713 You're soused. 1308 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,715 That's "sousé". 1309 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,967 Accent aigu. 1310 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,054 Bill, stop tryin' to be so cute and go home! 1311 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,096 We'll shoot around ya. 1312 01:18:46,844 --> 01:18:48,557 Shoot around me? 1313 01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,184 Shoot around ya. 1314 01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:03,322 Yeah... Oh, forget it. May be right, a little nap. 1315 01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:07,409 Kind of a afternoon restorative. 1316 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,162 Valentine. 1317 01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:15,084 That son of a sea cook. The gin is in the orange! 1318 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:16,418 Bill! 1319 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,797 Godfrey Daniels! 1320 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:23,676 Maybe he'll be better on the next picture. 1321 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,388 They have an option now for two more, you know. 1322 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,223 - With him? - Mmm. 1323 01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:31,433 Once is enough. I'd rather not work. 1324 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,575 Must be boring. 1325 01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,663 I thought I told you to call my secretary, Mr Kane. 1326 01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:55,833 - Doesn't seem to like me. - She's not alone. 1327 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,295 What's with this Wallace guy? He for real? Were you really his wife? 1328 01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:00,963 We had been married, but I never was a wife. 1329 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:03,924 What's with this psychic stuff, this mumbo jumbo? 1330 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:07,344 I hear talk of séances, some medium, some Jack Kelly. 1331 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:10,556 I'm lookin' for answers to questions you've never asked. 1332 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,933 Almost three years without a picture. 1333 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,438 Still gonna do that silly musical over at Columbia? 1334 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:19,732 - I might. - Better than nothin', I guess. 1335 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:20,774 Let's go. 1336 01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:22,693 Ain't easy, is it, Mae? 1337 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,778 It's a dream, Mr Kane. 1338 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,320 Jim? 1339 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:11,617 Hello, sweetheart. 1340 01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:36,934 Oh, honey, it's good to see ya. 1341 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:42,314 Oh, Jim, no man ever understood me the way you do. 1342 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:45,317 Nobody understands you? 1343 01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:49,613 Half the time you don't understand yourself. 1344 01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:54,493 That's why I came back. 1345 01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:07,631 Oh, Mae, whatever it's like with ya, 1346 01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:10,592 it's a hell of a lot worse without ya. 1347 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,392 How's that picture? 1348 01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,269 Oh, Jim, it's... 1349 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:21,895 Oh, don't worry. 1350 01:22:22,855 --> 01:22:24,731 We'll fix it. 1351 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,067 We'll fix everything. 1352 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:22,331 I think it's time we leave this town. 1353 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:25,792 And go where? 1354 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:30,714 I don't know. 1355 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:38,847 Maybe we should go back to Broadway and get arrested again. 1356 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,518 Whaddaya think? 1357 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:45,854 Jim? 1358 01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:53,987 Jim? 1359 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,489 Jim! 1360 01:24:19,179 --> 01:24:21,390 Take Diamond Lil to Broadway. 1361 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,017 Oh, Jim. 1362 01:24:24,351 --> 01:24:25,686 Right now. 1363 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,564 Don't stick around for me. 1364 01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:32,359 You haven't missed an opening of mine for thirty years. 1365 01:24:32,776 --> 01:24:34,778 I want you to do it, Mae. 1366 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,156 I want you to do it for me. 1367 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:42,953 Please. 1368 01:25:21,074 --> 01:25:22,784 Bravo! 1369 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:31,001 Bravo! 1370 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:38,717 Bravo! Bravo! 1371 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,850 Bravo! 1372 01:25:57,194 --> 01:26:00,447 ♪ Frankie and Johnny... ♪ 1373 01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:18,340 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were... ♪ 1374 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:03,760 ♪ Frankie and Johnny were lovers ♪ 1375 01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:07,055 ♪ Oh, Lordy, how they could love 1376 01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:10,726 ♪ Swore to be true to each other 1377 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:13,729 ♪ True as the stars up above 1378 01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:16,064 ♪ He was her man 1379 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:20,026 ♪ But he was doin' her wrong 1380 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:24,614 ♪ Frankie went down to the corner 1381 01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:27,492 ♪ Just for a bottle of beer 1382 01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:31,246 ♪ Said, "Oh, oh, Mr Bartender 1383 01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:34,458 ♪ "Has my lovin' Johnny been here? 1384 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:37,169 ♪ "He is my man..." ♪ 1385 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:41,381 ♪ "But he didn't come home" 1386 01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:45,302 ♪ Bartender said to Frankie 1387 01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:48,680 ♪ "I won't tell you no lie 1388 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:52,058 ♪ "He left here 'bout an hour ago 1389 01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:55,312 ♪ "With a gal named Nellie Bly 1390 01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:57,856 ♪ "He's your man 1391 01:27:57,939 --> 01:28:02,861 ♪ "But he's doin' you wrong" 1392 01:28:02,944 --> 01:28:06,281 ♪ Frankie went down to the hotel 1393 01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:09,868 ♪ Happy to see her passin' by 1394 01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:12,662 ♪ There in the room was her Johnny 1395 01:28:12,746 --> 01:28:16,166 ♪ Makin' love to Nellie Bly 1396 01:28:16,249 --> 01:28:18,668 ♪ He was her man 1397 01:28:18,752 --> 01:28:22,672 ♪ But he was doin' her wrong 1398 01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:26,301 ♪ Well, Frankie, she pointed her pistol 1399 01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:29,846 ♪ Said, "Johnny, one thing you oughta know 1400 01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:33,558 ♪ "I'm aimin' to pull this here trigger 1401 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:36,603 ♪ "And shoot you where you hurt me so" ♪ 1402 01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:39,356 ♪ "You are my man 1403 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:44,402 ♪ "But you're doin' me wrong" 1404 01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:47,823 ♪ Johnny saw Frankie a-comin' 1405 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:51,034 ♪ Out the back door he tried to scoot 1406 01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:54,079 ♪ But Frankie just triggered that pistol 1407 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,705 ♪ And the gun went... ♪ 1408 01:28:58,124 --> 01:29:02,629 ♪ He was her man 1409 01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:08,677 ♪ But he done her wrong 1410 01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:13,265 ♪ This story has no moral 1411 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:17,060 ♪ This story has no plan 1412 01:29:17,143 --> 01:29:20,897 ♪ This story only goes to show ya 1413 01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:25,485 ♪ That there ain't no good in a man 1414 01:29:25,569 --> 01:29:28,780 ♪ He was her man 1415 01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:32,701 ♪ But he done her 1416 01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:35,370 ♪ Wrong ♪ 1417 01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:24,169 The reviews! 1418 01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:29,507 The reviews are out. 1419 01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,228 They love you. 1420 01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:50,904 Listen to this! Brooks Atkinson in The Times. 1421 01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:53,031 "A fine, full-bosomed woman 1422 01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,742 "with lots of glitter and gaudiness, 1423 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:59,788 "Mae is an original, unclassified phenomenon." 1424 01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:04,000 You got that? 1425 01:31:04,084 --> 01:31:05,835 "An original." 1426 01:31:08,129 --> 01:31:12,300 "About as wicked as a sophomore beer night and smoker, 1427 01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:15,971 "so what was all that patrol wagon rumpus about?" 1428 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:22,560 "It is twenty years since Mae singed New York..." 1429 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:24,396 "...with the study of anatomy, 1430 01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:26,147 "but Mae's holdin' out all right 1431 01:31:26,231 --> 01:31:29,317 "and has, in fact, become part of American folklore." 1432 01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:30,860 How do you like that? 1433 01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:32,946 American folklore! 1434 01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:35,115 You've done it, Mae. 1435 01:31:35,865 --> 01:31:37,450 You've opened the door. 1436 01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:39,035 Opened it? Hell, you... 1437 01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:40,912 you kicked it in. 1438 01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,874 Honey, you've won. You're hereto stay. 1439 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:48,211 They loved it, Jim. 1440 01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:50,588 I really think we started somethin'. 1441 01:31:50,672 --> 01:31:52,716 If only Hollywood could see it, huh? 1442 01:31:52,799 --> 01:31:53,883 Oh! 1443 01:31:53,967 --> 01:31:55,635 Oh, they will all right, honey, 1444 01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,887 in about another twenty years or so. 1445 01:31:58,096 --> 01:32:00,473 And you'll be ready for 'em, won't you? 1446 01:32:00,598 --> 01:32:03,435 Oh, gee, I wish I could be there with ya. 1447 01:32:04,510 --> 01:32:06,688 Long time ago, you said, 1448 01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:10,650 "One day, the curtain was gonna come down." 1449 01:32:10,734 --> 01:32:13,028 Well, it came down tonight. 1450 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:19,909 I'm goin' home to nobody. 1451 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:24,581 Oh, but Mae, you're a great success. 1452 01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:27,488 It could be... 1453 01:32:31,421 --> 01:32:33,715 if you were here with me. 1454 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:44,476 Thank you for that. 1455 01:32:48,354 --> 01:32:50,982 Jim, I realise it's too late for this, but... 1456 01:32:55,278 --> 01:32:57,781 I love you dearly. 1457 01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,495 I really do. 1458 01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:17,634 Good night. 1459 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:12,665 SUBTITLES BY POWERHOUSE FILMS LTD 1459 01:35:13,305 --> 01:36:13,263 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/a2np2 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 104591

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